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LITTLE DICKS, PHONE SEX AND BIG BLACK COCKS...MMMMMMM · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got my Co host with me.
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Madame Liv, we need some drums. That's mouth drum noise.
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Symbols OK. Oh yeah, symbols.
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Cute. Yes, I was saying your name
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while I was looking at that girl on TV cry.
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I was like, that's sad, that's not live, that's so sad.
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I cry sometimes. I'm emotional.
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Yeah, you know, I watch. Yeah.
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I haven't seen that. We don't want to see that.
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You're crying ugly bitch. Oh, fuck, you're tough.
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Be tough. God, it was funny because I was
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having conversation with Charles the other day before he left,
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and he said to me, he's like, OK, well, you know, I'm fucked
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up. Most people in the community are
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fucked up. Yeah, you know, it happens.
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He's like, why? Why do you think you're fucked
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up? You know, And one of my things
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was my mother always said toughen up.
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You don't need a man to make you happy.
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You don't need anyone to make you happy.
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You don't need a man to do anything for you.
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I was. Kind of raised opposite.
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She's like, toughen up, suck it up, she said.
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You're sick. Suck it up.
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Oh. My.
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Gosh, yeah, she was hardcore. She didn't fucking play with
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that shit. Yeah, my mom was hardcore in
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different ways, but. I would go to the store with my
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mom and I can remember being, you know, 7-8 years old and she
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would say you don't need to hold my hand.
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You know where I'm going. I was like, shit.
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I would make my mom hold my baby dolls and pretend like they're
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real babies. Oh my God.
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OK, so different parenting. This is how we go, you know,
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it's like. This is why.
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Why am I fucked up? I think I was always fucked up.
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I don't think anything fucked me up.
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I think I was always like that. Or maybe it was something really
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early that I just don't remember.
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Well, I think automatically a lot of it's genetic, and then it
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goes into your environment and how it raised.
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I hit the microphone with my hand.
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Bitch, slap that thing. You know, I love slapping
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people. It's so much fun.
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Yeah, I have to tell my husband. Get over here.
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Slap his face. People who are into that getting
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slapped, me, no, not so much. Yeah, I don't like that.
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So, you know, Charles and I, again, we had this discussion.
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It's always funny, we're bringing him up, but we spent a
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week together so he could help me paint and do stuff at the
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house. But it's interesting because we
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have deep conversations and he had asked me and Bree was here
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at the time. You know, he's like, you know,
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what has LED us to, you know, our style, our dynamics and
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BDSM. And ultimately I said to him, I
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said, well, the weight we're raised and being in life as a
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kid from 8:00 to 12:00 and how we live our life, that is how it
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affects us and turns us to go to the direction that we do
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sexually. And your boyfriend, my nephew,
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said something like, yeah, that's why you like people look
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in your face. Well.
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I missed that one. My brother, yeah, he said that
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one day and I, I think it just kind of went over everyone
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else's head, but I was like, shut the fuck up.
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When I was a kid, I was like 4, four to seven, you know, during
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that time frame, I remember being, you know, like pre-K and
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and 1st grade kindergarten, that kind of thing.
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And my brother would torture me by holding me down and licking
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my face. It was so repulsive to me
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because all I could think about is God, what did he eat?
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Yeah, you know, And it's like, all on my face.
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It was so disgusting. That is gross.
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It is you like your face. Look now.
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Fuck no. Oh God, it even happened before
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my, you know, 8-9 years of age because like I said, I, I, I
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finally just cried when he did it when I was like 7-8 years old
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was like right there at the brink.
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I was like, you got to stop doing it.
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I can't take it anymore, you know, and I told my parents and
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I think my, my dad finally put his foot down.
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He's like, look, she doesn't like it.
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You stop doing it. Next time you do that, I'm going
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to like kick your ass 'cause I, you know, I just, who likes
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that? Who does it?
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So I know. So I'm thinking, I'm thinking
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had it progressed further and I was like 9 or 10 years.
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Old might have been up with. A king I might have.
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Yeah. I might be like, oh, my God,
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yeah. Lick my face.
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Yeah. Eat those potato chips and just
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lick my face all over it. You know what I'm saying?
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Gross. So.
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Yeah. And so there's nothing about me
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that I'm submissive that I'd ever want that.
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But it makes me think of the guy who you saw the guitar man, you
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know, and he told you. This is something else to me.
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He's not being true to himself. OK, but you, you told me I was
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like, hey, Liv, he really likes to be in bondage and he likes
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the smell of leather in his face.
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And you're like, yeah, he told me he doesn't like that anymore.
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Yeah, I always. End up with people like that
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where they change the roll up. And what it is, it's because
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you're so attractive and you're so beautiful that you're there.
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And they want to feel masculine. And, you know, in their eyes, it
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kind of demeans them if they're less than, you know, 'cause if
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he's bound, then he looks helpless and weak.
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That's the point of it though. Yeah, that is the point of it.
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But see, I get in there and I'm Amazonian Queen.
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I'm like, yeah, fucking. I'm going to dominate.
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You, no matter what they say, you just do it anyway.
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Well, it's. Because they like it.
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Yes, I know that much. But yeah, my point of it is they
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act different with you than they do with me a lot of times.
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So you know. Be bears because we we Dom
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different too. We do, and mine.
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Is probably just borderline just too much for them sometimes
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because there's like, it doesn't really portray Dom like like
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ruthless. Yeah.
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And maybe they need that sometimes.
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Yeah, I can be very ruthless. Yeah, I can be so.
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Can Barbie and Ruby and I'm. Over here like.
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Am I doing it wrong? No.
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You know, I think that, you know, in your own personal life
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and what you like, you can do it with them and know what they
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want. So I think, but it's only what?
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I want, I'm not, you know what I mean?
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Like, am I being a little selfless, selfish, But like I'm
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doing to you what I would want and not necessarily doing
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exactly what they want Because like you said, he wants to be
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bound and I didn't do that. Yeah, but I talked.
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About it, too. And he said he didn't want to do
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that. He said that was him in the
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past, not now, yeah. And he said he.
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Loved me and wrote me cards and stuff.
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Yeah. So he really went, yeah, full
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blown into into that it's. Different.
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Like I said, it's just different the way they behave and the way
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they act. And you know, I had that.
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Like I said, that one, that one guy reached out to me and he was
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just like, yeah, you all were too easy on me that night and he
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brought that cake in and he wanted you to put.
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It on my. Feet.
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Yeah, so he could lick it off. But my feet were smelly because
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of stinky feet yes and he was like maybe this is a bad idea
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and he like basically ran out of there like bitch, I'm not
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looking it off y'all stinky feet and I'm like you're right.
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We should have made him do it regardless.
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Yeah tied his little bitch ass up.
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We should have been a little bit more ruthless by he went to be
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get squeamish, grab him and Saran wrap his ass.
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Yeah, gag him where he can't cry and then.
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Force him to do it. We should have, because that's
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what happens. They leave here.
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And, you know, it was just like they had that rush.
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They had that moment. But once they leave, you know,
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15 minutes down the road, it's like, oh, God, I wish I would
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have done that. You know I should have done.
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Well, that's why they needed even more community.
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Community. Yeah, commutative.
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Yeah. That was the right.
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Word Right? No.
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No, Communicate more. There you go.
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Tell me what you want. Yes.
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I got a note so you don't leave out here not want, not getting
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what you want. People get scared.
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I don't know why they scared of me, but I can do it sometimes.
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Sometimes I'll be like, that's a little bit of a red for me.
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Yeah. Like I can't degrade somebody.
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You have not yet met Smokey. So Smokey likes to have bondage
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done, but I always let him have his one hand.
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What's he do with his one hand? To play with himself.
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Oh, he touches little. Yeah, he touches his little
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Winky. Are you?
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Making the sucking noise. I'm making that that that noise.
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That goo goo noise. I'm making the noise that when
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they start getting wet and they have a little Lube on it.
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The flapping sound. Yes, yes.
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You know what I used to do? Phone sex, right?
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I had to be different things, you know, and I had to do
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different voices for they for what they wanted, OK.
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And when they called to talk to a trans person, I had to be able
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to pretend. Give me your voice.
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Hi, this is Veronica. I like.
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It I like it. Like, yeah, I'm gonna suck.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna suck your cock and I'm gonna stroke my
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Dick, you know, that kind of shit.
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I like it. Yeah.
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So I had to sound masculine, you know, and.
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You know you're. Looking at me smiling.
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Yeah, 'cause you're like you thought I wouldn't ask.
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That's OK, I'll show you the other ones.
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But ultimately I put lotion between my palms and I make that
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noise. I would make that Jack off noise
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so they would literally think I was jacking off and then I had
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other guys went. All out for them.
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Fuck yeah. Went all out I.
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Wasn't going to do that. The longer I kept him on the
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phone, the more money I made. Oh, OK, I see.
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Yeah, because it was by the minute.
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And so then I had this other regular who would always call me
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and he would want to hear me urinate.
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Well, you can only pee so much, you know?
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So I had a pitcher of water, you know, by my by my bed.
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I'd have a pitcher. And I keep it filled.
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So I'd go to the bathroom because, you know, I was right
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there in my own room. And I would start pouring the
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water and I'd stop a little bit and I'd be like, oh, God, yeah,
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that feels so good. Oh, that sounds like, you know,
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and that's how they would be. He's like, oh, you know, you
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know, men can be so. Funny, especially when it's like
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the dungeon work they do get like that.
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It's so weird. They.
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Do I bet you like like when we were younger, they were like
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that. They were just hiding their self
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like they're hiding that weird ass shit like their faces and
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the way that because they don't do that.
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I've never met people like that until I came here.
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I know, I know. It's interesting.
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It is. It's like they don't feel like
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they have to be scared because like, well, you'll see a lot of
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men do this, so it doesn't really matter.
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And then they do some weird ass shit.
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You're like, I've never seen that before.
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Well, interestingly enough, I had this other, this other guy
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who would always call me, and he was this Texan.
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I love Texas. I love Texans.
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Everything's bigger in Texas. Fuck, yeah, it is.
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And he'd call me. He would want to talk to
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Sharonda. Sharonda.
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Sharonda was my urban, my black, my black girl name.
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So I'd answer the phone. Hey, Daddy, how you doing?
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You know. Oh, Daddy, I'm so horny.
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Daddy, I need your cock and so. I like it.
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And you like it? That was fun.
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It's fun. It was very fun.
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You have to deal with them, like on a personal level, you're just
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like, literally you're just doing a play.
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Yeah, just open up the curtains. And so of course, you know, and
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she winked at me. So I do not open up my curtains.
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I was not masturbating during these sessions.
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Hey, you never know. You never know.
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But anywho, so the big Texan wanted like a he wanted to be my
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cock hold. And he would be like, yeah, I
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want you to like suck on the big black cock and I want to watch.
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I'm on, I'm on Jack my Dick and and I'm like, Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
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Daddy, you know. So of course I was a fucking
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winner, you know, And it was funny because the calls would
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come in and my phone would ring. So I'd pick it up.
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Hello. And then it would say urban or
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it would say cheerleader. You know all American is what
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it. Shows up what you needed to be,
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well, it. Wasn't it wasn't showing up on
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my phone it would it you would hear the the voice prompt.
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Oh, OK, so it's. Giving me like a little bit of a
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storyline. Yeah, so it would pop up and it
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would say, oh, all American. And it was a computer, you know,
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And so I would answer the phone. Hi, Stephen, how are you?
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Valley like the Valley girls. So you had to be like a
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cheerleader and like, Oh yeah, I just, I just got out of the
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shower. I'm at the dorm.
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Oh yeah, I'm so horny. Oh, that's fun, isn't?
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That fun. So yeah, after a while though,
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you're doing it for like 7-8 hours and it's like, hi, this is
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Steph. Yeah, I'll be all sexed out too.
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Yeah. You know, it was funny.
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There was a woman years ago, and I think she was in South
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Florida, and she ended up suing the company that she worked for
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because she said that she'd eventually developed Carpal's
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tunnel because she was masturbating all the time.
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And I was like. Vibrators.
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We don't have to move your fingers.
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Thank you. And I was like, bitch, don't
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lie. You weren't fucking jacking off
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to that every fucking phone call.
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You know that's. Yeah, maybe like one would get
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you, but. I was.
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I was able to do four to six hours because they weren't all
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back-to-back. There would be.
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But some nights, man, on a Saturday night, there was no
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stopping anybody on that shit. It was like back-to-back to
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back. Saturdays was the day.
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Saturdays was the day, Yeah, all those lonely guys.
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Hey honey, what you doing? Or Hey, baby, what going on?
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You know, there's always something, There's always some
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fucking voice on that other line, so.
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You ever get a girl? I got cross dressers pretending
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to be girls. OK.
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So they would call and kind of talk like, you know, they wanted
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to be feminine. Hey, you know, this is Melanie,
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you know, I'm like Melanie, I hear you're stroking your Dick.
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You know, you check with a Dick. And they loved that.
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It was fun. You could totally do it.
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I. Listen to your stories, OHK.
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OK, I listen to your. I probably do, like maybe two.
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Yeah. And then I'll be like, I don't
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want to talk no more. It was weird at first talking to
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strangers and then it just became like really natural to
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me. Probably like the dungeon work.
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Yeah, dungeon work and you know, worked in the family business
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for years. My, my parents always talked to
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me and on how to be business professional, you know, so then
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it, you know, it was professional when I, when I
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initially started talking to them, but you know, a lot of
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them would call me and immediately start wanting to
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Jack their Dick. And it's like, oh, this is going
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to be a short conversation, you know?
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Yeah. And it's like, don't fuck up my
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time, you know, because then they would base it on your
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average. Well, if your average was low,
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yeah, it fucked you up for the night and they.
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Keep him on the phone. Longer because they'll.
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Just come and get off. Well, you know, I would try to
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say like, hey, what's your name? Get him in our actual
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conversation. Yeah, like, hey, what's your
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name? I'm really lonely.
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It's so nice to talk to you and see if they would really gauge
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the conversation. And some of them be like, bitch,
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I don't want to talk. Say something sexy.
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I'm like, I'd be like, yeah, I would.
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Be able to handle that I don't hang up like.
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No, I didn't. I couldn't fuck up my average.
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But see, if I got them under a minute, it wouldn't fuck up my
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average. Once they hit that minute
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marker, you were fucked. So sometimes I would just be
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like, yeah, you suck with your little Dick.
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And they'd be like, oh, OK, click and then move on to
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someone else. Yeah.
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But Speaking of little Dicks, I'm going to interview this guy
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one evening and he is a fan of the podcast and he actually
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wants to talk about his small penis humiliation.
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Yeah, I do need help on that. You do not.
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You know, it would be interesting to see it.
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Have you not seen it? No, no, I should ask him to send
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a picture. No, I want to see it in person.
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Well, he lives overseas, we could always Zoom call him one
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evening. You're saying like an interview
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of overseas? I thought you gonna come in an
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interview. Ohh, no, no, no.
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Like Charles anymore to talk about his pants?
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He just pulled that shit out. Oh, he's like, look at it.
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Look. At you see it?
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Yeah, he was saying it's small and it's like it's.
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Not like that's good. You're you're a small person.
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It's appropriate for your size. Yeah, I think it's even kind of
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large, considering for his size maybe.
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Yeah. You know, he's like 5-9.
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How big do you want it to be? No man, it doesn't matter how
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big they are. They they feel like they need
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bigger. It doesn't matter.
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We got a 12 inch Dick. They're like.
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Men are like fucking celebrity females who think they're
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gorgeous and they want massive titties, you know, to match, You
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know, some men are just like, well, you know, I'm five, I'm
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510. I should have this massive 10
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inch cock because I'm 10 inches, you know, and five, five feet
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and 10 inches. I should have a 10 inch cock.
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That's how they think they really do.
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Yeah. Yeah, and then probably get, you
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know, like some of them short guys will have big Dicks though,
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and it'll surprise you. Yeah.
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When they're short and they they're short so they got tiny
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legs and then a big Dick, so it's hanging down pretty low.
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Girlfriend, let me tell you. So I had this friend.
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I lived next door too. We were pretty much a family
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after. You live next to somebody for 15
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years, you know? Well, she always watched black
18:48
men porn, loved black men, OK. And she's nothing but a Southern
18:53
girl out of North Carolina, OK. But her husband, we were joking
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one night. We're talking about, you know,
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hey, what kind of porn do you all watch, you know?
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And he's like, look, she goes in there and she's fucking
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masturbating all the time to black cock porn.
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And I'm like, yeah, I figured she would because her daughter
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would always date black guys. And I think she was always
19:21
jealous, you know, that her daughter got all the black cock,
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you know, and she didn't. She never got to even sleep with
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a black guy. Oh, yeah, she missed out.
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He's. Let her have one.
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I know. I think you'd be totally cool
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with. It just let her have it with
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your little taste and then should be should be good.
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I don't think she'd be good. I think she'd be fucking
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addicted, you know? Yeah, Yeah.
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My point in the story was talking about big black cocks.
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So one day she and I went shopping and we're out of the
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store, and she came up to me and she's like, Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Like she was so fucking horned
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up. I was like, damn, you know,
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Yeah. And she's like, just look behind
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me very slowly. About 10 feet back, I was like,
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OK, you know, she's whispering to me.
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I'm like, OK, no problem. So I casually, she's like, look
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at it. He's very short, cute little
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black guy back there and he's wearing white pants.
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I was like, OK. That's her thing.
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It's a thing, OK. This guy was probably like 5-6.
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Like he was super short. His Dick was a fucking tripod.
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Like like that shit would hang up his whole body, stand up his
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body and he could fly like the wind on that big fucking Dick.
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It's a tripod. That thing was tucked in the
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side of those white pants. He had white canvas pants on.
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That was really, Oh my God, it was so super fucking tight, let
21:05
me tell you. That Dick went all the way down
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his knees. Bang.
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Yes, it was a couple inches below his knees.
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Poor guy I. Was like holy fucking shit what
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is that? She was flustered for.
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It yeah. Oh my God.
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Like, look at that guy. I know I was.
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Like I make fun of bigger Dicks more than I do smaller I.
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Know. It's like, hey, look at that in
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the counter in there. Ain't nobody gonna use that you.
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Can at least stick. A little one in there you.
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Can't stick a big. One in there, you'll probably go
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in a little bit like Doug. Yeah, true.
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Doug can't go all the way in. Well, this guy is super cool.
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I don't know if he's gonna let me video chat.
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I think it'd be neat on the video to actually see the Dick.
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But he wants to make a donation of the podcast.
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And I said, look, whenever I get a donation, I will, you know,
22:06
buy a new mic or whatever else because I, we need 2 hanging
22:09
mics and we need the mic of the mic bar basically go on the
22:15
ceiling. But I was talking to him about
22:18
that, you know, about, hey, I could use some money for the
22:21
podcast anyway, but I also donate to this rescue.
22:26
And she lives over in Tallahassee in this little town.
22:31
She gets the dogs from the dog pound that euthanize animals and
22:36
she rescues all these dogs. And I got Poppy from her and
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she's this little old lady. She's probably probably 7075
22:46
years old and she lives in a double wide.
22:49
She has like 10 acres, but she blocks off, you know, the 1st 2
22:54
acres. She lets these dogs go in and
22:57
out of her house, out in the yard and she has like medium
23:02
sized dogs to small dogs. She doesn't really try to get
23:05
big dogs, but she has a few. She just has to separate them.
23:10
But she had, when I went there, she had 30 to 40 dogs.
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Oh my God, that's a lot. I was like, holy shit.
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She's like, yeah, my boyfriend's real supportive, you know?
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But I'm retired, so I have all my time to my dogs.
23:25
But that's what she does. So every now and then I'll get
23:27
on Chewy and I'll buy the food that she likes and I'll send
23:31
some dog toys and send them to her.
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That's nice. So, you know, I tell people, if
23:35
you want to donate, yeah, feel free to do that.
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A lot of times for my parties in the past, I would always do
23:41
stuff for the local homeless shelter, Heavenly Blessings
23:43
downtown. They're really good for the
23:47
community. They help a lot of people.
23:48
Whereas, you know, Salvation Army has a lot of limits and
23:51
rules. They won't accept people that
23:54
use walking aids like in wheelchairs or walkers or
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anything like that, whereas this place does.
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They help mental health people get their benefits, you know,
24:04
that kind of thing. So I like to help them too.
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And that's why I've done it past parties.
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So if I have like leftover food or anything like that that I
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think they could utilize, I'll go and take that down the next
24:16
day on that Sunday. So aside from that, wow, we've
24:23
talked about little Dicks, big Dicks.
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We never even got to a real topic.
24:28
Yeah, we didn't. We did that last time too.
24:30
Yeah, we'll never get on topic. OK, we're going to start off
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another episode, but we're going to talk about one night stands.
24:38
One night stands all. Right.
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So this one, our primary thing was, gosh.
24:42
Another everything. Phone, sex and everything.
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Jesus. All right, well, until then,
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this has been the latest episode of.
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Call. Me, Mistress.