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Mark interviews WOR Weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's Mark Simone seen WR.
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  Speaker 3: Well the great Fox News past, great comedian Jimmy Fayla.
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  Speaker 3: He's on w R every night now nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 3: You love his show nine to midnight every weeknight. Also
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  Speaker 3: make sure you watch his Saturday night show, best late
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  Speaker 3: night show, best monologue in television. It's Saturday Night's ten
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  Speaker 3: o'clock on the Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla. How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing. Man. Job numbers were good.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently a lot of people are hiring a food taster
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  Speaker 2: now that the Epstein docs are coming out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well you know who got a job? Finally, Mom,
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  Speaker 3: Donnie's actually gonna be his first shot.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it so funny that a guy wins mayor in
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  Speaker 2: New York and he can't even call his parents in
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  Speaker 2: Bragg because they hate America? Wait, you didn't what? What
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  Speaker 2: the heck? Did you take that job? Growth?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, but we're lucky he was available right for mayor.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think he's meeting with President Trump tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: How do you think that'll go?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be funny.
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  Speaker 2: So I love the idea that you know he's showing
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  Speaker 2: up there under the auspices.
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  Speaker 1: He made this little video where he's like.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we both want the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: That's you know, I get you're trying to strike that
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  Speaker 2: conciliatory tone, but you know, the money's not there to
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  Speaker 2: do any of this garbage. Trump is essentially just going
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  Speaker 2: to repeat that there'll be a couple of high level
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  Speaker 2: photo ops and they'll get out of there. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is
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  Speaker 2: what happened to the Lensky when he got thrown out
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  Speaker 2: halfway through the meeting, and you know, like he was
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  Speaker 2: getting kicked out.
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  Speaker 1: Of a bar.
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  Speaker 2: So I could see it going either way, but neither
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  Speaker 2: of which is good for Mom Donnie.
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  Speaker 3: I still have the sneaking suspicion the mom Donnie the
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  Speaker 3: con man. It's really cunning.
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  Speaker 1: The left.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he's not such a socialist, Maybe he wants to
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  Speaker 3: be a big shot and make himself a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think, well, I mean the socialist that
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  Speaker 2: is their signature thing is that, you know, everybody else
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  Speaker 2: has to kind of starve because my champagne ain't gonna
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  Speaker 2: pay for itself, you know, So I do agree that
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  Speaker 2: he has that in him, because they all do, every
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  Speaker 2: single person taking on the oligarchy, as Bernie says, was
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  Speaker 2: doing so on a private jet. That was my favorite
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  Speaker 2: Bernie excuse. Do you remember when Brett Baer said to
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  Speaker 2: Bernie Sanders. He goes, well, what do you say to
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  Speaker 2: those people who question the fact that you're fighting the
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  Speaker 2: oligarchy by flying in a private jet?
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  Speaker 1: And Bernie goes, well, Donald Trump flies on.
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  Speaker 2: A private jet and Dodgare goes, yeah, but he's not
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  Speaker 2: fighting the oligarchy. You are.
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  Speaker 1: That's the whole gig.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You just told that he was a king. Yes, not
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  Speaker 3: supposed to behave like the king.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, come on, what's going on here? So good?
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  Speaker 2: There's a really good degree of fraud. And yes, I
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  Speaker 2: don't doubt for a second.
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  Speaker 1: Would he like to give you the free buses? Yay?
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's great?
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  Speaker 2: Okay ken he As we all know, the answer is no. So,
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  Speaker 2: like everybody else, the New York City mayor is a
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  Speaker 2: jump off to all kinds of other things. And I think,
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  Speaker 2: like you know, people want to want a job for
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  Speaker 2: a higher office. Bloomberg thought he might be president, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Eric Adams wanted free vodka.
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  Speaker 1: It's the nightclubs.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everybody wants something out of this job. He
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  Speaker 2: wanted the free air flare to Turkey. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody wants to perk. And you know, mom, Donnie wants
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  Speaker 2: to become a national name and make a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, so yeah, Blue Hey Bloomberg would have been
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  Speaker 3: president if he could talk. That was the worst debate
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  Speaker 3: performance I've ever seen in my life. Where Elizabeth Warren smember.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was imagine that's that's imagine getting beat in
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  Speaker 2: the football game of life.
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  Speaker 1: You lost to a pretend chief. You know that's not good.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Dick Cheney, you know, MSNBC, CNN for years told
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  Speaker 3: that Stick Cheney was the lowest war criminal. He should
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  Speaker 3: be prosecuted. He was evil, he was Darth Vader. Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm watching they're covering his funeral life like he's Winston Churchill.
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  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, The hell.
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  Speaker 2: Is that it's so crazy to see how this turns.
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  Speaker 2: Because when I first started listening to talk radio, I
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  Speaker 2: was a camp driver, and if you remember, they used
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  Speaker 2: to call him Darth Vader. That was the thing that,
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  Speaker 2: like Dick Cheney is Darth Vader. Well, apparently the whole
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  Speaker 2: resistance has landed the millennium falcon in Darth Vader's feral.
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  Speaker 1: And that's trying to make nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me either, but
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  Speaker 2: it really shows you how transactional politics are.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Speaking of which, Epstein. Every Democrat is
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  Speaker 3: friends with Epstein. They're taking donations from Epstein, they're hanging
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  Speaker 3: out with Epstein. When these files come out, They're not
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  Speaker 3: going to be very happy, are they, these Democrats.
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  Speaker 2: No, this doesn't end good for them. Okay, they were
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  Speaker 2: excited about this. It's like when a dog gets in
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  Speaker 2: your car and then realizes he's gone to the vet.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the idea getting in the car was so
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  Speaker 2: excited and now you're in the car and you're like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: something smells. Is that what's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: And the dog starts to get a little nervous.
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  Speaker 2: And that was every Democrat because they didn't want these.
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  Speaker 1: To come out.
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  Speaker 2: We all know it, We've all been saying it forever.
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  Speaker 2: The idea that Kamala yesterday said release the files. After
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  Speaker 2: spending four years as a sitting vice president, who could
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  Speaker 2: have released the files, So it was all play acting,
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  Speaker 2: and there's you know, there's no and they know this.
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  Speaker 2: There's no version of this that Trump is releasing something
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  Speaker 2: that's going to destroy his presidency. They wouldn't be coming
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  Speaker 2: out if that was the case. So unless he suddenly
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  Speaker 2: walks it back after signing this bill, which I don't
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  Speaker 2: think he can, I would imagine this is a bad
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  Speaker 2: ending for Democrats. Back to my earlier comment, if you're
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  Speaker 2: looking for a job starting people's cars or chasing their.
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  Speaker 1: Food, half of Washington is hiring right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, all this Christmas stuff is this drive you crazy?
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  Speaker 3: These Christmas songs everywhere, Christmas trees is a little too much.
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  Speaker 2: You know what happened. It's just going on too early.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I can listen to Christmas music, but we're
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  Speaker 2: putting it out like it's a CVS.
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  Speaker 1: Now. You know, the.
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  Speaker 2: Valentine's Day candy comes out January third. It's like it's
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  Speaker 2: just we used to say let the turkey cool. That
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  Speaker 2: was the old abage, like don't start your Christmas stuff
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  Speaker 2: till Thanksgivings over. Now we're saying let the turkey cook.
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  Speaker 2: What having a Thanksgiving? Dude? We're getting with it all
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  Speaker 2: light our Christmas tree in two days or tomorrow anyway,
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  Speaker 2: right outside of Fox Radio.
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  Speaker 1: City's right around the corner.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's a Crazy Eddies Christmas in November.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy Eddy used to do Christmas in July. What a
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  Speaker 3: memory you have?
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  Speaker 2: But uh yeah, well crazy Eddie was a good guy,
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  Speaker 2: but his prices were insane.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that was the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Jimmy Fails on w o R every night nine
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  Speaker 3: to midnight. It's a great show. You should listen every
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  Speaker 3: night nine to midnight. What do you got on tonight? Ooh,
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  Speaker 3: we got Kennedy coming by, which is exciting.
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  Speaker 2: And Arizona representative Andy Biggs, who is a big guy
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  Speaker 2: behind the Pusher, released the Epstein Files. So yeah, this
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  Speaker 2: is going to be a sketchy show, but that's the
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  Speaker 2: kind of show I like. You know, you're a former
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  Speaker 2: cab driver, that's what you want. Riff raff on the radioisode.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody will feel better about themselves if they listen tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Cheney Funeral is on. George W. Bush is speaking,
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  Speaker 3: MSNBC covering it live, CNN covering it live. I thought
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  Speaker 3: they kept telling us this guy who was the most
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  Speaker 3: horrible guy on Earth, George W.
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  Speaker 1: Bush, and it's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: But if he doesn't like Trump, that.
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  Speaker 1: Automatically makes him the best guys. It's so bananas.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Biden was there and it's it's weird. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say to this spectacle.
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  Speaker 2: You know, but Bush is I always found him to
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  Speaker 2: be an affable, likable guy, but the media really did
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  Speaker 2: portray him as like actual Satan. So the idea that
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  Speaker 2: we're going wall to wall again on a Satan speech, it's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, this is the dumbest it's ever been to
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  Speaker 2: be a lot. It's like, sometimes you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: tell a joke, Mark because the world.
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  Speaker 1: Has just become one, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But you do do Saturday nights at ten o'clock, Jimmy
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  Speaker 3: Pail's TV show, Saturday Nights at ten. That is the best.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people have agreed with me. Now, it's
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  Speaker 3: the best monologue in late night television anywhere in television.
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  Speaker 3: And how long did it take you to put that?
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  Speaker 3: That's a good long monologue. It must take you forever
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  Speaker 3: to put that.
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  Speaker 1: To you You do like twenty minutes. But I write it myself,
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  Speaker 1: you know what it is?
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  Speaker 2: I spend all week grabbing the stories that I think
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  Speaker 2: are worth discussing, and then I just kind of write
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  Speaker 2: it like a narrative, you know, from good to be
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  Speaker 2: here to what I watch this week to what it means?
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  Speaker 2: And you know, the whole point of comedy is like
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  Speaker 2: you need to do a show that can happen on
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  Speaker 2: any channel. That's the trick, Like, oh, obviously only Fox
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  Speaker 2: News would greenlight this type of show, to be clear,
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  Speaker 2: But the point is you want people who don't necessarily
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  Speaker 2: love Fox to still change the channel, come across this
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  Speaker 2: and go, wow, it's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's your job as a comedian.
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  Speaker 2: You never want to beget laugh from half the room
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  Speaker 2: that doesn't end good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I watch Kimmel and Colbert and then at
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  Speaker 3: the end the credits coming, there's say twenty seven writers
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  Speaker 3: for that week monologue they do, and you write this
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  Speaker 3: whole thing yourself. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, little by myself, but to be clear, I have
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  Speaker 2: at least twenty seven voices in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Oh So, listen to Jimmy Fayler tonight every weeknight on
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  Speaker 3: WR nine to midnight. People love this show. If you
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  Speaker 3: haven't been listening, start tonight nine to midnight Jimmy Tayler,
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  Speaker 3: and make sure you'll watch Fox News. He does the
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  Speaker 3: best show late night TV. Saturday nights at ten o'clock
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  Speaker 3: Fox News Channel. Great stuff, Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being
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  Speaker 3: with us.
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  Speaker 1: You the best, Mark see us anybody all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, take care and you'll forget coming up at noon,
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  Speaker 3: Buck Sexton, Clay Travis, we'll have a great show for you.
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  Speaker 3: And then you got Sean Hannity. That's the most listened
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  Speaker 3: to radio show in America. It's at three o'clock today
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  Speaker 3: on seven to ten wor