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- 0:00Had a few technical difficulties,
- 0:02but we are here loud and live.
- 0:05Uh, uh, uh.
- 0:07So when that lunch bell rings, yeah,
- 0:08you know what to do.
- 0:09Hit play, stay strong,
- 0:10let the park carry you.
- 0:12Clydesdale Cowboy, yeah, we stay on track.
- 0:14Midday Kings of the mic, yeah,
- 0:16we always come back.
- 0:17Lunch with the
- 0:26From the gym to the screen, yeah,
- 0:28we cover it all.
- 0:29Midday motivation every time you press
- 0:31call.
- 0:32Lunch with the Clydesdale.
- 0:34Cowboy bring the heat.
- 0:36Crossfit movies.
- 0:38Music on repeat.
- 0:40Half hour hustle, yeah,
- 0:41we building that brand.
- 0:42Grab a plate.
- 0:43Tune in now, you part of the fam.
- 0:49It's lunchtime.
- 0:54What's going on, everybody?
- 0:57hey yo well i'm glad we got that
- 0:58sorted out well i'm glad we got that
- 0:59sorted out well i'm glad we got that
- 1:00sorted out dude i don't even know what
- 1:02the problem dude i don't even know what
- 1:03the problem dude i don't even know what
- 1:04the problem was was was i really i
- 1:05have no idea i unplug stuff i really
- 1:07i have no idea i unplug stuff i
- 1:08really i have no idea i unplug stuff
- 1:08i move stuff i move stuff i move
- 1:11stuff yeah it was bizarre that it yeah
- 1:12it was bizarre that it
- 1:13But everything was showing on the board
- 1:15like it was working.
- 1:16Yeah, which makes it even worse.
- 1:18I could not hear a word you were
- 1:18saying.
- 1:21Yeah, I have no freaking clue, dude.
- 1:24I didn't move anything.
- 1:25Like,
- 1:25I used it last night for EA Sports.
- 1:27Didn't move a damn thing.
- 1:30Came down, turned it on.
- 1:32And here we are.
- 1:34So,
- 1:35while KDL wants to know if I've ever
- 1:36eaten at Wario's in Columbus, I sure have.
- 1:41Phenomenal.
- 1:46Warriors, eh?
- 1:48Warriors.
- 1:48It is an East Coast cheesesteak place.
- 1:52Okay.
- 1:53And honestly, honest to God,
- 1:55the best cheesesteak I've had outside of
- 1:58Philadelphia.
- 2:01Nice.
- 2:02The bread is phenomenal.
- 2:04The meat is ribeye.
- 2:07It is like high quality, shaved down.
- 2:11It's got the peppers.
- 2:12It's got the onions, however you want it,
- 2:15with or without.
- 2:16And they have their own cheese sauce.
- 2:19So good.
- 2:20You're making my inner fat kid happy.
- 2:27Dude,
- 2:29we only get it like once every couple
- 2:31months because if not,
- 2:33I'd be back up to like five bills.
- 2:35though yeah i can understand i can
- 2:38understand see here's the problem how does
- 2:42it feel to be wrong consistently meg
- 2:45because that's what i really need to know
- 2:47meg's trying to say sandwiches aren't
- 2:48supposed to be hot unless it's a grilled
- 2:50cheese you're wrong and i need you to
- 2:53accept that she's never had a hot roast
- 2:57beef po boy which is a sandwich dude
- 3:02and then dewey sausage pro boy hot
- 3:06Hot sausage pool boy in general from down
- 3:08here.
- 3:08I'll be honest with you.
- 3:10I just have a plain old ham and
- 3:11cheese,
- 3:12and I throw it in the panini maker
- 3:13to heat it up and toast it.
- 3:16Scott,
- 3:17I made just a hot turkey and cheese
- 3:20tool.
- 3:20As a matter of fact,
- 3:21two days I worked from home last week,
- 3:24and I did the same thing.
- 3:25I actually...
- 3:27Through the ham, my turkey on the,
- 3:29in the stove, on the stove,
- 3:30on the pan first,
- 3:31got that good and hot seared on,
- 3:33on both sides.
- 3:34Then let my cheese melt on it.
- 3:35Then I put it on the bread and
- 3:37then I put it back in the, like,
- 3:39yeah, it's supposed to be hot dog.
- 3:42Hot sausages.
- 3:43Yeah.
- 3:45Hot sandwiches are superior.
- 3:47Winter knows what's up.
- 3:50paninis are so good oh my god yes
- 3:54yeah dude a hot press sandwich what yeah
- 3:59so like the reason i even own a
- 4:01panini maker is because of new orleans
- 4:03yeah there you go because it's a press
- 4:06sandwich like i want i love a press
- 4:09sandwich bro
- 4:14Shortstop Po' Boys.
- 4:15Shortstop Po' Boys.
- 4:16It's right on the Kenner Metairie line,
- 4:19which is fifteen minutes outside of New
- 4:21Orleans proper.
- 4:22Has some of the best hot roast beef,
- 4:25hot sausage.
- 4:28The bread is outstanding and it comes to
- 4:30you and it's hot and it's warm.
- 4:32The things are inside of it are hot.
- 4:33It's been pressed most of the time.
- 4:35Bro, it's outstanding.
- 4:38Trent,
- 4:39if the cheese wouldn't stick to my pocket,
- 4:41I would go pocket panini all day long.
- 4:44Pocket paninis, baby.
- 4:45Let's go.
- 4:46You have to have a big pocket.
- 4:48There's a Steelers reporter in Pittsburgh
- 4:52who puts his hoagie in his cargo pants
- 4:56pocket to keep it warm,
- 4:59using his own body heat to keep it
- 5:01warm.
- 5:03That's a bold move.
- 5:05It's a strong move.
- 5:06And you saw...
- 5:08Mr. Mark Caboli.
- 5:11His name sounds like he looks.
- 5:13And he looks like you think he would
- 5:16because he keeps his sandwich in his
- 5:19pocket.
- 5:20Got it.
- 5:21Got it.
- 5:23Oh, that's fantastic.
- 5:27Oh, man.
- 5:29I'm not wrong, just my opinion,
- 5:31and my opinion is right.
- 5:32If you missed EA Sports last night,
- 5:34Meg admitted that the problem with most
- 5:37things is women.
- 5:39Out loud, she said that.
- 5:41She said that out loud.
- 5:45Absolutely.
- 5:46And now she will never live that down.
- 5:53No, we're not going to let it.
- 5:54That's for damn sure.
- 5:56Is that a sandwich in your pocket or...
- 5:59Both.
- 6:02It was a sandwich in my pocket,
- 6:03and I'm happy to see it.
- 6:06But KDL, Wario's,
- 6:07I don't know why you're asking,
- 6:10but it is fantastic.
- 6:13I must say,
- 6:13that is a pretty random question there.
- 6:17Yeah,
- 6:17because I don't think they're anywhere
- 6:20else but Columbus,
- 6:22and they have two locations,
- 6:23one straight downtown, one up north-ish.
- 6:31Not as far north as me,
- 6:32but getting to me.
- 6:34Got it.
- 6:36Not within walking distance of the
- 6:38Schweitzer residence.
- 6:39Thank God, no.
- 6:42Because that's the only way you'd be able
- 6:44to go because you have to burn it
- 6:45all the way off whenever you get back.
- 6:49So, want to see my pocket panini?
- 6:54That sounds like an invitation there,
- 6:56Winter.
- 6:58Just throwing that out there.
- 6:59I just want to know how many times
- 7:00she hears that on the beat.
- 7:08You want to see my pocket panini?
- 7:11What the hell?
- 7:14Dude,
- 7:14I think I lost two eardrums in that
- 7:17demonstration.
- 7:18You're welcome.
- 7:23Saw it on YouTube, looked real good.
- 7:26It is authentic.
- 7:27They're one of those restaurateurs that
- 7:29can say, hey,
- 7:31we're going to close a couple days a
- 7:32week because we just need the break,
- 7:35but we're going to make so much money
- 7:37in the other days.
- 7:38We can do that.
- 7:40My boy Gonzo's barbecue place, bro.
- 7:43That's every single time.
- 7:44I'm telling you right now.
- 7:46They prep Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
- 7:50Thursday, they're open for lunch.
- 7:51Friday, they're open for lunch.
- 7:52And that's a wrap.
- 7:53You come in there and pick up stuff
- 7:55from the cooler.
- 7:56They were going to start doing Saturday
- 7:57lunch, but Gonzo said, I mean,
- 8:00maybe once a month now,
- 8:02something along those lines.
- 8:03But they have a line literally wrapped
- 8:06around the building well before they ever
- 8:08open.
- 8:10It's ridiculous.
- 8:11David Reed has been there as well and
- 8:13is echoing my thoughts and opinions.
- 8:17Beautiful thing.
- 8:19Yeah, it is.
- 8:21It is a must visit if you're in
- 8:22Columbus, for sure.
- 8:25Speaking of addictions,
- 8:28I saw an article today that I think
- 8:30you're going to call.
- 8:31I'm definitely calling bullshit on.
- 8:33Oh, here we go.
- 8:35So it was an article that stated that
- 8:39Bucky's is no longer the best convenience
- 8:45store, gas station store to visit.
- 8:50That's comical.
- 8:51By whose standards?
- 8:53Even better than that.
- 8:55So what is?
- 8:55Yeah.
- 8:57So this is why I'm calling bullshit.
- 9:00By customer satisfaction surveys,
- 9:04I don't know who did the poll,
- 9:05who accepted the data.
- 9:10They said the Meijer gas station stores in
- 9:14the upper Midwest,
- 9:15which I have one literally like two miles
- 9:17from my house, it is hot garbage.
- 9:23Dude,
- 9:24I would rather go to a Circle K
- 9:26–
- 9:27A quick stop, a Love's.
- 9:30Oh, Lord.
- 9:32You said Love's truck stop, dog.
- 9:35I would rather stop at any of those
- 9:37places than the Meijer convenience store.
- 9:41Love's truck stops have got to be one
- 9:42of the dirtiest places I've ever been in
- 9:44my entire life.
- 9:47Period.
- 9:47Full stop.
- 9:49Jay Birch, QT.
- 9:50I would stop at QT before.
- 9:52Quick trip.
- 9:54Oh, man.
- 9:55Flying Jays all day long before I go
- 9:58to a Meijer.
- 9:59I'd love to know who they surveyed besides
- 10:02freaking... Apparently,
- 10:04they only surveyed the owner of Meijer.
- 10:07It sounds like it.
- 10:09The owner of Meijer and Andrew Sten
- 10:12because he's still being anti-Bucky's guy.
- 10:16We surveyed two people and both of them
- 10:19said that Bucky sucked.
- 10:23You can be philosophically against
- 10:25Buc-ee's for the suing of small businesses
- 10:29and whatever.
- 10:31There is literally nothing good in a Meyer
- 10:35gas station store.
- 10:38They don't serve any food.
- 10:40The bathrooms are trash.
- 10:43All they have is the stuff in the
- 10:44cooler.
- 10:47they're not at no point is anybody going
- 10:50brisket down like that's not hitting a
- 10:53thing or brisket on the board or no
- 10:56all you hear is them restocking the c-four
- 10:58and the cooler because that's about all
- 10:59they sell or not or ninety seven different
- 11:02kinds of their own beef jerky like that's
- 11:04not a thing either apparently no no none
- 11:06of that stuff but somehow
- 11:09somehow they had dethroned buckies who
- 11:13pays their employees like seventy five
- 11:15dollars an hour to restock the shelves and
- 11:17keep the bathroom clean come on dog let's
- 11:20be realistic here murder mart up the
- 11:25street is safer than meyer um
- 11:35I don't know what you're asking, Ortega.
- 11:37I don't even want to go in there
- 11:39today.
- 11:46I don't know.
- 11:46There are wah-wahs coming.
- 11:48They're in Indiana already.
- 11:50They jumped over Ohio and went to Indiana.
- 11:53Now I guess Sten is saying they're going
- 11:55to be in Cincinnati.
- 11:59What the hell is a wah-wah?
- 12:00it's it's a it's the it is the
- 12:02east coast philly delaware new jersey and
- 12:06they've been around forever but they serve
- 12:09like hot sandwiches all the stuff like
- 12:12that um it's it's okay when i when
- 12:18cat was a part of the show we
- 12:20my wife and i went out and visited
- 12:21her a couple times and we stopped at
- 12:23a wawa
- 12:24It's all right.
- 12:26It ain't Bucky's.
- 12:27Right.
- 12:29Like, come on.
- 12:34First of all,
- 12:34Bucky's has the cleanest bathrooms I've
- 12:36ever been in in my life.
- 12:38There are literally like three attendants
- 12:40in there at all times.
- 12:42Yeah.
- 12:45That alone makes it way better than half
- 12:47of the shit out there.
- 12:50When you walk,
- 12:51the difference between walking up to the
- 12:53entrance of the bathroom at Bucky's as
- 12:55opposed to like a Flying J truck stop
- 12:59or whatnot, you don't feel safe.
- 13:02Walking into a Bucky's bathroom,
- 13:03you're like, oh, yeah,
- 13:04this is clean right here.
- 13:06Also, when you get inside,
- 13:08like it's a whole different experience.
- 13:11It's Bussies, not Boosies.
- 13:14And if you go to a seven eleven,
- 13:15you get to you get to.
- 13:17take a leak next to the mop bucket
- 13:20and the floor cleaner the floor cleaner i
- 13:23did i found that one myself walked in
- 13:27and there it was right there right there
- 13:29by the door oh that's the that's the
- 13:31floor machine in here for some reason it's
- 13:34exactly where it goes is inside of the
- 13:36restaurant yeah
- 13:38I mean,
- 13:38you got to like step over the mop
- 13:40bucket just to get to the toilet.
- 13:42That's what I'm saying.
- 13:44And Buc-ee's,
- 13:45they have like bathroom attendants and
- 13:46like little green lights to let you know
- 13:48this one's available.
- 13:49This one's open and this one's not.
- 13:51Come on in.
- 13:52We welcome you.
- 13:57I'll give you that.
- 13:58It may be a dude in a Wawa
- 13:59bathroom taking a bath in the sink,
- 14:01but that's just a roll of the dice
- 14:02and part of the fun.
- 14:05I don't want to get in the bathroom,
- 14:07a gas station bathroom,
- 14:10and find a dude bathing in the sink.
- 14:11That's just not out of all the things
- 14:14that I don't need to do.
- 14:18That's pretty high up on the list.
- 14:22It's, oh, yeah.
- 14:24When I saw that today, I was like,
- 14:26apparently they've never been to a Meijer.
- 14:29One, the Meijer gas station store,
- 14:33my podcast room might be bigger.
- 14:35It's like one guy behind glass just
- 14:43checking you out, sending you on your way.
- 14:46If you don't want a canned beverage or
- 14:48smokes, there ain't no point going in.
- 14:58Town pumps in Montana.
- 15:02I think I got gas there,
- 15:05but I don't think I went in.
- 15:07You got gas at a town pump?
- 15:09I did.
- 15:14They're everywhere in Montana.
- 15:17I have been in a town pump.
- 15:19I take that back, Meg.
- 15:20They're not bad.
- 15:21They're actually...
- 15:24They have a deli inside.
- 15:26There's like seventeen people that live in
- 15:28Montana,
- 15:29so I would imagine the gas station should
- 15:31be pretty clean.
- 15:32There's just not enough people to dirty
- 15:33it.
- 15:34And they had homemade beef sticks that
- 15:36were really good.
- 15:38Also fair.
- 15:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15:43It's all coming back to me now.
- 15:48I stopped in a couple of them when
- 15:49we moved my daughter out on the way.
- 15:53And we actually ate the food there because
- 15:56there was no other place to stop.
- 16:01And that's why the sound pump has to
- 16:02be everything because the next anything is
- 16:06like a hundred and twenty miles.
- 16:08I,
- 16:09so I don't have a whole lot of
- 16:10experience being in places that are that
- 16:12rural, right?
- 16:13Where there's just not that many things or
- 16:16people or whatnot.
- 16:16But while we were in Olympic National Park
- 16:19a couple of years ago, Jennifer went to,
- 16:24there's a washeteria like down from where
- 16:27we work is there,
- 16:27or the place where we stay.
- 16:28Yes.
- 16:29You heard what I said?
- 16:30A washeteria.
- 16:31Yes.
- 16:31Okay.
- 16:32Coin laundry, wash terrier,
- 16:34whatever you want to call it.
- 16:35Okay.
- 16:35Laundromat?
- 16:36Laundromat.
- 16:37Okay.
- 16:38All the things.
- 16:39Yeah.
- 16:40South Louisiana, wash terrier.
- 16:42Anyway,
- 16:43Jennifer goes in there to go wash our
- 16:44clothes, right?
- 16:45So she's going for like an hour and
- 16:46a half.
- 16:46Me and the kids had breakfast and I'm
- 16:49sitting there drinking coffee or whatnot.
- 16:50She comes back and she said,
- 16:54I talked to some people and I was
- 16:55like, ooh, because that never happens.
- 16:57My wife does not talk to strangers.
- 16:58Yeah.
- 16:59so that was it that was the thing
- 17:01in and of itself and uh i said
- 17:03really ringfield told her that back in and
- 17:05she hasn't since hasn't since he said uh
- 17:12Sorry,
- 17:12you just threw me for a loop with
- 17:13the Rick Springfield thing.
- 17:16She said,
- 17:17I asked where would be a good place
- 17:20around here for dinner tonight,
- 17:22because we were leaving to go whatever
- 17:24hike or whatever we were doing that day
- 17:25as soon as she got back.
- 17:27And we didn't know exactly what time we
- 17:28were going to be back.
- 17:31She said that people looked at her like
- 17:32she had two heads.
- 17:34What do you mean?
- 17:35Like, what do you mean eat dinner?
- 17:38Like, you know, like a restaurant.
- 17:39She said, oh, no, the restaurant,
- 17:42which the one in that small place, Joyce,
- 17:45Washington, is where we were staying,
- 17:47closes at five o'clock in the afternoon.
- 17:51Wow.
- 17:54She said, no, around here,
- 17:55we just eat at home.
- 17:56There's no, not really.
- 17:59Oh,
- 17:59so we got to go way back to,
- 18:01okay, cool.
- 18:02Got it.
- 18:03Got it.
- 18:04Because there's.
- 18:05Fifteen people in Joyce, Washington,
- 18:07apparently.
- 18:07Uh, Larry,
- 18:10if you've ever had to drop a load
- 18:11on a firing range, you're okay.
- 18:13At the civilian bathrooms,
- 18:14three holes in a board thigh,
- 18:17thigh to high.
- 18:18Yeah.
- 18:18Listen at glacier national park.
- 18:20All you get is the hole in the
- 18:21ground.
- 18:23And my daughter's like, Dad, you know,
- 18:25like, it's just a hole.
- 18:27I'm like, yeah, but I got to go.
- 18:30Yeah, it'll be all right.
- 18:32Yeah.
- 18:32All it needs is a hole.
- 18:33I don't really need the rest of it.
- 18:34You've been using the hole in the ground
- 18:35for a lot of years.
- 18:37Several.
- 18:39Several.
- 18:40Technically,
- 18:40it's just a hole in your house.
- 18:42It just has water in it.
- 18:43It's the only difference.
- 18:46Gets whisked away out that big white pipe.
- 18:48Gets whisked away, yeah.
- 18:50This is just a larger hole.
- 18:51It's not a big deal.
- 18:53That's how it is.
- 18:55In the last national park we were in,
- 18:59the public bathrooms,
- 19:01it's just a big-ass tank that they come
- 19:04and clean out every now and again because
- 19:06there's no sewer service up there.
- 19:08You're basically taking a dump in a giant
- 19:12hole in the ground for all intents and
- 19:13purposes.
- 19:14That was this.
- 19:17You can hear the lady in the ladies'
- 19:21bathroom next to you because it's just one
- 19:22big shared
- 19:26It's wild.
- 19:27They all lead to a hole in the
- 19:29ground.
- 19:30That's a fact.
- 19:34That is a solid fact right there.
- 19:39Excuse me.
- 19:42We had a lovely outhouse at the cabin
- 19:44for the longest time.
- 19:46Hey, whatever it takes.
- 19:49You had a lovely outhouse.
- 19:51You know what?
- 19:51I'm not even going to ask questions about
- 19:52that anymore because I really don't want
- 19:55to know.
- 19:57Mark Phillips,
- 19:58you are one hundred percent correct.
- 19:59And Corey gets to see it all down
- 20:01there at the bottom.
- 20:02I would say most of them lead to
- 20:04Mississippi there, Mark.
- 20:05Which means they all lead to Corey.
- 20:08The vast majority.
- 20:09I'm right here at the mouth right there.
- 20:10It empties out into the mouth is the
- 20:14right choice of words there.
- 20:16I mean, that's what they call it.
- 20:17The mouth of the Mississippi.
- 20:19I don't know why it's where it dumps
- 20:20out into the ocean.
- 20:21You'd think it would be the opposite of
- 20:22that.
- 20:23But here we are.
- 20:25It is Hilarious to me when people say
- 20:28i'm gonna go to the beach in biloxi,
- 20:30mississippi Because the water is the same
- 20:32color that it is when it comes out
- 20:33of the mississippi river in biloxi It's
- 20:36brown like you go to the beach and
- 20:38there's brown water.
- 20:39It's salty because it's the gulf But it's
- 20:43it's nasty like nobody wants to you go
- 20:46three hours or two hours east
- 20:50into uh like orange beach and the water
- 20:53actually turns green again like greenish
- 20:54brown greenish blue like it's pretty but
- 20:57it's like i'm gonna go to biloxi we
- 20:58can go to the beach like you enjoy
- 21:01your poop water enjoy that knock yourself
- 21:05out before before i actually get into some
- 21:08crossfit talk which is weird for the show
- 21:10i know we uh one more beef riff
- 21:14whatever we want to do at this point
- 21:18Did you see that the Reese's pumpkins now
- 21:21have a disclaimer on the package?
- 21:23No, they do not.
- 21:24They do because they were sued.
- 21:29They now have a disclaimer that says,
- 21:33I shit you not.
- 21:36The product is not carved as demonstrated
- 21:39on the package.
- 21:48People are stupid.
- 21:50Good God, people are stupid.
- 21:54No kidding.
- 21:56Not a joke.
- 21:57So you mean to tell me that if
- 21:59I go to my local gas station down
- 22:04the street and buy some of their Reese's
- 22:07pumpkins individually wrapped,
- 22:08which they have for sale right there by
- 22:10the counter, that when I open it,
- 22:12it's not going to be carved like a
- 22:13pumpkin?
- 22:13Yeah, it's not.
- 22:16Oh my word.
- 22:19So I pulled up the news story just
- 22:23so you know that I'm not lying.
- 22:25This is in the USA Today.
- 22:30Hershey adds new disclaimer on the wrapper
- 22:32after Reese's pumpkin lawsuit.
- 22:39Carving not on actual product.
- 22:43Right there.
- 22:44I don't know if you guys can see
- 22:45that.
- 22:45Oh, yeah, we can.
- 22:47need to go i i'm gonna go i'm
- 22:50gonna go buy one i'm gonna go buy
- 22:54one i gotta i just to see i
- 22:56wanna see that i gotta see that i
- 22:58have to see that because oh my gosh
- 23:04i just bro because yeah let me see
- 23:10if i can yeah who really thought that
- 23:14was real
- 23:16would i need to know i need to
- 23:18know where this originated from i need to
- 23:19know what person and got incensed enough
- 23:25to contact a lawyer i need to know
- 23:31what the legal precedence is i really
- 23:33really do this isn't representing what
- 23:35this actually looks like on the inside
- 23:37well no it's a piece of peanut butter
- 23:40covered in chocolate yeah imagine it's not
- 23:45They do be making the Reese's pumpkin
- 23:47looking nice only to get brown blob.
- 23:50Either way, it's heaven.
- 23:52Yeah.
- 23:53It is the perfect ratio of peanut butter
- 23:55to chocolate.
- 23:56Absolutely.
- 23:57The pumpkin is way better than the regular
- 23:59cup.
- 24:00I would.
- 24:00Yeah, I absolutely agree.
- 24:02Because I'm a bigger peanut butter fan
- 24:04than chocolate.
- 24:05And so you get more peanut butter per
- 24:08chocolate.
- 24:09The ratio is better than it is in
- 24:11the cup.
- 24:13I will absolutely agree with you on that
- 24:14one.
- 24:15Absolutely.
- 24:15And I like chocolate more than I do
- 24:18peanut butter,
- 24:18but
- 24:20the ratio is better.
- 24:22But that is absolutely in,
- 24:25people have nothing better to do with
- 24:27their time.
- 24:28That's somebody who literally has
- 24:30absolutely nothing else to do whatsoever.
- 24:34Mike also says they better add the
- 24:36disclaimer that the Reese's Christmas
- 24:38trees are not cut evenly.
- 24:39Yeah.
- 24:42I got a Reese's Christmas tree the other
- 24:43day and it only had the little zigzags
- 24:46on one side.
- 24:47I'm suing Reese's.
- 24:51I mean, come on.
- 24:55Good God.
- 24:56Katie,
- 24:56I was thinking the disclaimer would be not
- 24:58actual peanut butter.
- 25:00That would have made more sense.
- 25:05And candy corn contains zero corn.
- 25:08As it turns out, Wayne,
- 25:10candy corn contains zero corn.
- 25:12It is neither candy nor corn.
- 25:16Who knew?
- 25:17It's just a wax triangle.
- 25:19It's just a wax triangle of three
- 25:21different colors that they try to pass off
- 25:24as candy.
- 25:25Good.
- 25:25Yeah, exactly.
- 25:27Ortega is correct.
- 25:28And they also don't come with lights.
- 25:33So if you open your Reese's Christmas tree
- 25:36and it doesn't have lights on it,
- 25:38try not to be surprised.
- 25:39This is your warning from the Clydesdale
- 25:42media podcast right now.
- 25:44If you open your Christmas tree,
- 25:45your Reese's Christmas tree doesn't have
- 25:46lights on it.
- 25:47Try not to be surprised.
- 25:52Psychopaths like candy corn.
- 25:55That's about it.
- 25:56You know what?
- 25:59Shredded wheat and candy corn trail mix is
- 26:02like Unabomber.
- 26:04Sociopath.
- 26:05Yeah.
- 26:06That's sociopath right there.
- 26:09You walk over to somebody's house and they
- 26:10offer you either one of those or both
- 26:12of them together.
- 26:13Leave before they turn your skin into a
- 26:17suit.
- 26:19Candy corn or candy pumpkins?
- 26:21They're actually the exact same thing,
- 26:23just put into different molds.
- 26:25It's a different mold.
- 26:27I really feel like the candy pumpkins are
- 26:30misshapen candy corn.
- 26:34What does this look like?
- 26:35It kind of looks like a pumpkin.
- 26:37All right, cool.
- 26:37Take all of those,
- 26:38put them in a bag.
- 26:39We'll label that as pumpkin.
- 26:40Send it out.
- 26:41Uh...
- 26:52Of course you do, Joseph.
- 26:54Of course you do.
- 26:55No, you don't.
- 26:56You have a fresh bag of wax.
- 26:57That's what you have.
- 26:58You have a fresh bag of multicolored wax.
- 27:02Mike, candy corn is awesome.
- 27:04Us candy corn lovers are just built
- 27:06different.
- 27:06I can't be the only one.
- 27:08Candy corn is not, in fact, awesome.
- 27:11It's really, really not.
- 27:12The pumpkins are the extra orange from the
- 27:15candy corn.
- 27:17That's it.
- 27:18That is it.
- 27:19Hey, Biff, we had some leftover orange.
- 27:22What do you want to do with the
- 27:23rest of this orange?
- 27:24You know pumpkins are orange.
- 27:26I hear pumpkins are orange.
- 27:29Well, I got an idea.
- 27:33Bro.
- 27:34Look, Derek Burchfield got it right.
- 27:36If you smash enough candy corns around a
- 27:37wick, you can make a candle.
- 27:40There you go.
- 27:40That's all you need to know.
- 27:45All right.
- 27:46Good night.
- 27:49I, uh...
- 27:51I'm not prepared for this show because I
- 27:54had technical issues.
- 27:58But, um,
- 27:59did you see that Seth jump ship is
- 28:03making a book?
- 28:05Oh yeah.
- 28:05I'm waiting for it to come out.
- 28:07I think people were just dicking with me
- 28:08now.
- 28:09Oh no, that's a thing.
- 28:10They heard I'm not reading.
- 28:12Everybody is writing a book.
- 28:15I hope Seth is watching this.
- 28:17Seth,
- 28:17I'm so glad you decided to troll Scott
- 28:20not reading by making the CrossFit book.
- 28:23That's got to be his only reason for
- 28:24doing it.
- 28:25That's probably the only reason.
- 28:27Scott Schweitzer said,
- 28:28I am never reading again.
- 28:30I'm going to show him.
- 28:31I'm going to put together all of the
- 28:34CrossFit Journal articles into one big
- 28:37book that anybody can buy.
- 28:39Let's see him avoid this one.
- 28:42Let's see you not read this there, Bella.
- 28:47Will you be tempted?
- 28:50How are you going to feel about that?
- 28:52I guess I'm going to have to read
- 28:53it.
- 28:53I guess you will.
- 28:56All the way from Hawaii.
- 28:58He was doing that all the way from
- 28:59Hawaii,
- 28:59like on his secret lair off there on
- 29:02the side of a volcano.
- 29:03That's what's happened.
- 29:07Show your ass.
- 29:14Ortega,
- 29:14we actually played your reel yesterday on
- 29:16the show.
- 29:17Yesterday on a show, big man.
- 29:18Where was you?
- 29:21Yes.
- 29:22Yeah.
- 29:23As soon as that book is available,
- 29:25I am buying a copy.
- 29:27Yeah.
- 29:27I think it's the end of the month.
- 29:29I know it's coming up.
- 29:32So the other thing that I saw,
- 29:38I'm crossing off what we've touched.
- 29:41Have you seen that Xenon made a new
- 29:44partnership?
- 29:45I saw that this morning,
- 29:47as a matter of fact.
- 29:48Holy shit.
- 29:50Bro, that's a big, that's a,
- 29:53you know what?
- 29:54Good.
- 29:55Good.
- 29:59Xenon and High Rocks are forming a
- 30:02partnership.
- 30:05You're putting all of this competition
- 30:07world.
- 30:08Good.
- 30:09Good.
- 30:12It's more opportunity.
- 30:13It's more eyes on the things that we
- 30:15do.
- 30:16Look, I'm not a fan of high rocks.
- 30:18You won't see me signing up for one.
- 30:20I just won't.
- 30:20It's too much running.
- 30:23Let me qualify that.
- 30:26If somebody asks me to do pairs, maybe.
- 30:30Maybe.
- 30:31Big maybe.
- 30:32Don't pairs keep the same amount of
- 30:36running?
- 30:37Yeah.
- 30:38Here's the thing.
- 30:40This has been like this since I started
- 30:41running.
- 30:43If I'm running with somebody who is
- 30:47somewhere around the same capacity,
- 30:49I can run forever.
- 30:50If I'm running and we're just
- 30:51chit-chatting bullshit the entire time,
- 30:53having a good time,
- 30:54I can run until the cows come home.
- 30:55Been like that since I started running.
- 30:58Running by myself is a test of will.
- 31:03Absolutely test of will.
- 31:05Yeah.
- 31:06I kind of like by myself.
- 31:09Because I don't want...
- 31:12I'm not a great breather when I run
- 31:14and I don't want to have to try
- 31:15to talk.
- 31:17So if I can just stay in my
- 31:18music and do my own thing,
- 31:19I'd rather run by myself,
- 31:21but not that I would sign up for
- 31:23a high rocks either.
- 31:24So I'm not trying to like do the,
- 31:27but what I find they're both weekend
- 31:31events.
- 31:33Yeah.
- 31:34If they combine at any point,
- 31:39Or if you get any crossover from High
- 31:42Rocks to Xenon,
- 31:44what a win for the CrossFit methodology.
- 31:47Absolutely it is.
- 31:50This is the stuff that has irked me
- 31:52about the CrossFit space.
- 31:55Because they are not making these
- 31:57partnerships or actively participating in
- 32:00the partnerships.
- 32:02They just slap their name on them.
- 32:05Why couldn't CrossFit have had a Xenom run
- 32:08the same weekend as the games?
- 32:10They should have.
- 32:12Right.
- 32:16Because they're so against a fitness
- 32:18festival.
- 32:21Which is the Woodstock of fitness,
- 32:24I believe,
- 32:24is what Greg called it whenever we did
- 32:25the first one.
- 32:28Why wouldn't it be?
- 32:34Hey, Corey,
- 32:34our team name could be fun-sized.
- 32:43I just throw Ramirez instead of the wall
- 32:45ball.
- 32:50And then just put him in your pocket
- 32:51when you go on the run?
- 32:52Absolutely.
- 32:53He can eat the tacos I got stored
- 32:55in there.
- 32:57Throw on the Rocky IV soundtrack and now
- 32:59you're not running by yourself.
- 33:00You're running with the heart of a nation.
- 33:03Bro,
- 33:04don't get me started on a Rocky IV
- 33:06soundtrack.
- 33:06That thing is amazing.
- 33:10It is utter perfection.
- 33:11It is eighties music.
- 33:15Like to the nth degree,
- 33:17it's everything that was fantastic about
- 33:19the eighties is on the Rocky IV
- 33:20soundtrack.
- 33:23Period.
- 33:25When I was swimming,
- 33:26there was not a race that I did
- 33:28not listen to Robert Tepper's No Easy Way
- 33:31Out before a race.
- 33:37Me and my cousin Mike would stay at
- 33:39my grandma's house in White Castle on
- 33:42every other weekend or so.
- 33:44White Castle for little burgers.
- 33:47It's a it's a it's a place.
- 33:49It's a whole it's a whole it's a
- 33:50whole place.
- 33:51And it's actually not far from here.
- 33:53Anyway,
- 33:54we'd be playing outside in the driveway,
- 33:56like riding bikes around and stuff like
- 33:57that.
- 33:57And that's all we would listen to.
- 34:00Like living in America by James Brown.
- 34:03No easy way out.
- 34:08Living in America.
- 34:11Superhighway.
- 34:15Transcontinental.
- 34:17Everywhere.
- 34:20He never enunciated a full word, but man,
- 34:22you can sing along.
- 34:23You don't have to.
- 34:24Until they got to the chorus.
- 34:26Living in America.
- 34:28That's the only part you need to know
- 34:29anyway.
- 34:33To me, though,
- 34:34that all that signifies is Apollo dies.
- 34:37true sorry i guess i should have sorry
- 34:39i should have said uh spoiler alert for
- 34:41people who have not seen that in the
- 34:43last four years yeah if you've been under
- 34:47a rock the last four years and haven't
- 34:49seen it it's fine sorry spoiler alert now
- 34:54Also, if you haven't seen Titanic,
- 34:56the ship sinks at the end of the
- 34:57movie.
- 34:57Just go ahead.
- 35:00Ha ha.
- 35:00Scott is James Brown.
- 35:01James Brown is Scott.
- 35:03That was a pretty good James Brown.
- 35:05I got to give it to you.
- 35:08I learned all my James Brown
- 35:10impersonations from Eddie Murphy.
- 35:13Too hot for the hot tub.
- 35:16Put my toe in.
- 35:17Oh, too hot.
- 35:22Oh, my word.
- 35:26Yeah, see?
- 35:29I just went and found no easy way
- 35:30out.
- 35:31Yeah,
- 35:31you can't get more eighties than that
- 35:32sound.
- 35:35Greatest bass riff ever, man.
- 35:41I am fully...
- 35:43Spoiling of the opinion,
- 35:44and you're not going to be able to
- 35:46change my mind,
- 35:47is that Scott's been drumming for three
- 35:49weeks and he could have drummed for any
- 35:51eighties band.
- 35:54Five weeks, man.
- 35:56Excuse me.
- 35:56Five weeks.
- 35:57Then definitely,
- 35:58definitely could have drummed for any
- 36:01eighties band because it was all like,
- 36:06that's it.
- 36:07All of them had pretty much the same
- 36:09drum riff, slightly different guitars.
- 36:11Fine.
- 36:14Where was that?
- 36:15Oh, here we go.
- 36:16Wayne,
- 36:17Vision Quest soundtrack is a close second.
- 36:22It's up there.
- 36:23It's up there.
- 36:23Top five.
- 36:25Sure.
- 36:26But like the... Oh, shit.
- 36:30Now it just left my head.
- 36:31Lost Boys.
- 36:32Lost Boys soundtrack to me is number two.
- 36:35Yeah.
- 36:36Purple Rain is in the top five.
- 36:38I need you now.
- 36:43man that's good that's i'm so and i
- 36:47want to be i'm going to turn on
- 36:48my eighties and it is spotify it's like
- 36:52the perfect out the perfect lost boy
- 36:55soundtrack to listen to this october i'm
- 37:00gonna that's i'll be listening to my
- 37:03eighties playlist my eighties spotify
- 37:05playlist if anybody wants it go ahead and
- 37:07text me if you have my number i'll
- 37:08send it to you my eighties spotify
- 37:10playlist
- 37:12man so i i'll forget purple rain was
- 37:20a soundtrack yes purple rain and i mean
- 37:24that is banger after banger after banger
- 37:27after banger from darling nikki to purple
- 37:33rain to actual let's go crazy to when
- 37:36doves cry to
- 37:39That's another album you can put on and
- 37:43just leave on.
- 37:44And you don't have to worry about, like,
- 37:46oh,
- 37:46I don't want to listen to that one.
- 37:47Nope.
- 37:47Yeah, you do.
- 37:48You want to listen to all of them.
- 37:50Looks like we spoiled the Apollo death for
- 37:52a lot of people.
- 37:54Oh, man.
- 37:55Sorry if you haven't seen it in the
- 37:56last forty-some years it's been out.
- 38:04Every dude who has gotten into his car,
- 38:06went mad,
- 38:06and put the song on to pretend to
- 38:08be Rocky and wildly irresponsibly stared
- 38:10at the floor in retrospect instead of the
- 38:12road.
- 38:12Just not even looking up.
- 38:16Because Adrian told him he couldn't win.
- 38:17Yep.
- 38:20You can't win!
- 38:21You can't win!
- 38:26Lito trying to get us on rails.
- 38:28Sorry to change the subject,
- 38:29but it looks like Chase is going to
- 38:30announce the CrossFit Games location for
- 38:32twenty twenty seven on the games podcast.
- 38:37We do not need your positivity trying to
- 38:40get us back on track as being an
- 38:41actual CrossFit podcast.
- 38:45We are in the middle of talking about
- 38:47serious eighties music.
- 38:51And movie stuff.
- 38:52Lost Boys,
- 38:53random shirtless saxophone player in the
- 38:55movie.
- 38:56because it was the eighties because it was
- 38:59the eighties why not almost fired had him
- 39:03on the roof let's make him shirtless it
- 39:06worked for them saying almost fired the
- 39:09song that the movie obviously was on the
- 39:11radio as i was driving home the other
- 39:13day when rocky and apollo run at the
- 39:16beach it's the noah olsen chandler smith
- 39:18friendship especially the dancing circle
- 39:22hug at the end oh yeah
- 39:27get all excited oh yeah dude the sax
- 39:30dude was joke was yoked that is a
- 39:32fact uh mark i don't think scott's watched
- 39:39red yet my brother i have not it
- 39:42is good though it's got uh send me
- 39:45an angel send me an angel uh wayne
- 39:53is still looking for nikki in the hotel
- 39:55lobby
- 39:57we all were we all were in nineteen
- 39:59eighty five through eighty eight we were
- 40:01all still looking for Nikki as a fact
- 40:07yes it was Rob Lowe though in St.
- 40:10Elmo's Fire which may be coming out with
- 40:11the sequel and the crazy thing is Rob
- 40:14Lowe looks the same Rob Lowe has not
- 40:16aged a day I'm pretty sure Rob Lowe
- 40:18Rob Lowe should have been in The Lost
- 40:23Boys because he's an actual vampire
- 40:26Like, that's a fact.
- 40:27I don't think everybody knows that.
- 40:28The one thing about living in Santa Carla
- 40:31is I never could stomach all the damn
- 40:32vampires.
- 40:33It's fantastic.
- 40:37I will say,
- 40:38I loved that movie when I was in
- 40:40high school.
- 40:40I loved it.
- 40:43It does not hold up.
- 40:45Oh, well, no.
- 40:46Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were not good
- 40:48actors, dude.
- 40:50At all.
- 40:52And you go look at the one redeeming
- 40:55factor out of, I would say,
- 40:57the cast is Jack Bauer.
- 41:01Jesus Christ.
- 41:02Kiefer Sutherland.
- 41:03Yeah.
- 41:04That's about the one.
- 41:05And the shirtless saxophone guy.
- 41:07Because all of a sudden, you're like,
- 41:08what the shit is this doing here?
- 41:09Let's be honest.
- 41:10The two Corys were barely in the movie.
- 41:13True.
- 41:14They were just there because they had a
- 41:15name back then.
- 41:17Yeah.
- 41:18It was really something Patrick,
- 41:21Patrick something.
- 41:25I keep wanting to say Sean Patrick
- 41:27Flannery, but that's,
- 41:28I don't think that's right.
- 41:29It's not, uh, it was, uh,
- 41:32Lisa Marie Presley's first husband, right?
- 41:36Why can I know all of that stuff,
- 41:38but I can't remember his actual name.
- 41:40Yeah.
- 41:40That's a shame.
- 41:43Um,
- 41:45anyway it's not neil patrick here's not
- 41:48neil patrick i can get jason patrick jason
- 41:52patrick andrew stenn if you if we go
- 41:55to trivia night and it says trivia i'm
- 41:58bringing jason yeah i'm going that's
- 42:00that's my my phone a friend that's my
- 42:04phone a friend uh jason patrick who was
- 42:07in the horrible speed sequel oh
- 42:13Speed two, cruise control.
- 42:15That's right up there with Rocky V.
- 42:17That's worse than Rocky V.
- 42:25The last thing I'm going to say about
- 42:28CrossFit-ish is remember we talked about
- 42:30that fitness influencer challenge?
- 42:34Yes.
- 42:35Hiller did a review of it.
- 42:37I watched it this morning.
- 42:38What I love about it is
- 42:41how differently Hiller's mind works from
- 42:44mine.
- 42:45Yeah.
- 42:45Because I watched it like a week ago,
- 42:47whatever it was, and I was like,
- 42:49this is just dumb.
- 42:52And I just moved on.
- 42:54Hiller said, this is dumb.
- 42:56Let's do a review video on it.
- 42:58Let's analyze it.
- 42:59And not only that,
- 43:00let's tell them how they could have done
- 43:02it better.
- 43:03This is dumb.
- 43:04Here's why.
- 43:06And here's why you wasted an opportunity.
- 43:10That's what I got out of it this
- 43:11morning because he kept going,
- 43:14why not do it like this?
- 43:15Why not do it like this?
- 43:16Why not do it like this?
- 43:17Why not do it like this?
- 43:18And the thing is, he's not wrong.
- 43:20No, no.
- 43:23But it's so funny how like his mind
- 43:25goes immediately to how do I take this
- 43:28piece of content and make it my piece
- 43:30of content?
- 43:31I was like, this is just dumb.
- 43:32And I moved on.
- 43:33We talked about it.
- 43:34I aired it out on this show.
- 43:37The first thing that he said that,
- 43:39that Hiller brought up,
- 43:40which made so much sense was that they
- 43:43did a wall sit challenge at the very
- 43:46beginning and
- 43:47And Ronnie Coleman was among the people
- 43:50that were doing it.
- 43:51In a wheelchair.
- 43:52In a wheelchair.
- 43:53I'm like, he can't lose.
- 43:55He's in a wheelchair.
- 43:57He did lose because he quit.
- 43:58Because he quit.
- 43:59He's like,
- 43:59calm me when it's time to bench.
- 44:02And he just rolled out of there.
- 44:04But all he had to do was back
- 44:06up his chair against the wall and be
- 44:07like,
- 44:08y'all let me know when y'all get tired.
- 44:10I'll be sitting right here sitting against
- 44:13the wall.
- 44:17It was good.
- 44:17I watched it this morning.
- 44:18I made so many valid points and like
- 44:22he was,
- 44:24I like when he got to the point
- 44:25where he said, Oh,
- 44:27this is what's it about?
- 44:28Because they had the,
- 44:29the machine thing that all,
- 44:31all of a sudden old boy broke out.
- 44:32I was like, Oh,
- 44:32this is a commercial for these machines.
- 44:34Okay.
- 44:34Got it.
- 44:35It's also for charity,
- 44:36but it's mostly about this thing.
- 44:39And like,
- 44:40can I just say how dumb those machines
- 44:42look?
- 44:43Yes.
- 44:44Yes, you can.
- 44:45Because they are.
- 44:46A straight bar rower?
- 44:48Like the size of a barbell?
- 44:51Bro.
- 44:52Mounted on the wall?
- 45:02As soon as I saw him go to
- 45:03pulling on it, I was like,
- 45:04that's not what that was made for.
- 45:06There's no way that's what that was made
- 45:08for.
- 45:09The one thing I got from watching the
- 45:11original video before Hiller ripped it
- 45:13apart is that a lot of these fitness
- 45:16influencers aren't very fit.
- 45:18Weird how that works, isn't it?
- 45:21The only ones, like,
- 45:23I recognize some of them.
- 45:25Lean Beef Patty, I know who she is.
- 45:27Dr. Mike, I knew who he was,
- 45:29although with the wig on, that was,
- 45:32which he's a trip to begin with.
- 45:34Like,
- 45:35he gives zero Fs most of the time.
- 45:37So, like,
- 45:37him with the wig was absolutely hilarious.
- 45:40A couple of people was, what's that?
- 45:42Mitchell Hooper.
- 45:43Mitchell Hooper, of course,
- 45:44I knew who that is.
- 45:45Meg Squats.
- 45:48I've heard the name Meg squats.
- 45:49I don't think I've seen anything from her
- 45:51in quite some time But Wasted potential
- 45:57like just basically having doing them do
- 46:00random shit that you're just making up as
- 46:02you go along and you brought like I
- 46:04said,
- 46:04you brought Ronnie Coleman out there who
- 46:06is in a wheelchair and
- 46:09and you're like let's do a wall sit
- 46:10thing like really yeah it's kind of it's
- 46:17kind of messed up like half of them
- 46:18were doing like oh they were just propped
- 46:21up against the wall yeah no we just
- 46:24propped up against the wall and just kind
- 46:25of lean in there um they said yeah
- 46:29a lot of them is show muscles like
- 46:31fakes of onset is show muscles they don't
- 46:34actually have have any
- 46:37or not much, I should say,
- 46:39fitness all the way through.
- 46:42The whole thing.
- 46:44Influencer, influencers, people.
- 46:51Well, yeah, and that's the other thing.
- 46:56Bert's saying,
- 46:56is Ronnie really a fitness influencer?
- 46:58No, he's just famous.
- 47:00Yep.
- 47:04Meg squats was old school influencer.
- 47:06She used to do CrossFit and powerlifting
- 47:08for a while.
- 47:09That's when I started following her way.
- 47:11I mean,
- 47:11I've been around CrossFit for a long time.
- 47:14And she's like,
- 47:15she's still occasionally pops up in my
- 47:17algorithm.
- 47:19I guarantee you most of them that we
- 47:21just talked about will probably come back
- 47:22in my algorithm just because we just said
- 47:23it out loud.
- 47:25But like Dr.
- 47:26Mike has had some of those people,
- 47:29like he's done videos about a lot of
- 47:31those people, their training stuff,
- 47:33whatever,
- 47:34and like broke it down one way or
- 47:35the other.
- 47:36I've seen Lean Beef Patty,
- 47:38Embarrassed Dudes.
- 47:39That's a lot of fun.
- 47:40Actually, she's pretty cool.
- 47:43A couple of other ones, like I said,
- 47:44I recognize, but...
- 47:47Yeah.
- 47:48That would be like keeping it real,
- 47:50John Woolley and Lauren Cleo getting
- 47:51together for a CrossFit comp.
- 47:54Can you imagine?
- 47:55Listen, guys.
- 47:57John Woolley's fit.
- 48:01You may think what you want about him.
- 48:03That dude is...
- 48:10I knew before the relationship
- 48:21cutting it out i went to i i
- 48:28would go up to um to see saxon
- 48:33and and them and he were he actually
- 48:35was a member of their gym he is
- 48:37really fit yeah i'm sure he probably is
- 48:42listen linda listen listen listen
- 48:49So I would take John Woolley in that
- 48:52competition.
- 48:55It depends.
- 48:55If we actually have to see Grant do
- 48:56fitness, then he's probably going to lose.
- 48:59He only really does good when his camera
- 49:02cuts out and he just comes back on
- 49:03and tells us what he did without actually
- 49:05showing us.
- 49:08See, what had happened, Birch,
- 49:09was that I was trying to cheat and
- 49:11see if there was actually going to be
- 49:12an announcement for where the games were
- 49:15while I was still talking to you so
- 49:17that I could say it on the show.
- 49:20And for some reason,
- 49:21it messed with my mic.
- 49:23Naturally.
- 49:25I mean, I imagine they will be there.
- 49:28Is that actually what he's saying today,
- 49:30though?
- 49:32So far,
- 49:32it has not been anything like that.
- 49:34It's unsurprising.
- 49:38they were showing like a clip from the
- 49:41coaches congress that i already watched
- 49:46and now it looks like they're just talking
- 49:47about uh possibilities so many
- 49:53possibilities
- 50:00At least I didn't say anything
- 50:01inappropriate.
- 50:03I didn't shut my mic off, Joseph.
- 50:06And I'm not in Sacramento analyzing the
- 50:09Kings players.
- 50:11Which is good.
- 50:20Let's talk where we think it could be.
- 50:21Yeah, that's not.
- 50:24That could be any one of a number
- 50:25of places.
- 50:26The world's a big place.
- 50:27Who cares?
- 50:28I really don't.
- 50:30Just tell me where it is when you
- 50:31know when it is and where and what
- 50:33I like to know sooner rather than later.
- 50:35Of course.
- 50:36Why?
- 50:36Because I'm fucking.
- 50:39impatient but you know what i really want
- 50:41to know where's the masters games going to
- 50:43be that's what i really care about more
- 50:44than anything else because i'm probably
- 50:46not going to the games games but we're
- 50:48trying to make it to the masters game
- 50:49so show me where that's at kdl keeps
- 50:53saying it's albany because the mayor of
- 50:55albany said so when was the last time
- 50:57a politician said something that you could
- 51:00lean into and and know what's going to
- 51:02happen you could bank on it
- 51:07I work with politicians every single day.
- 51:12Ain't none of them telling the truth.
- 51:19The game's announcement will be unknown
- 51:21and unknowable.
- 51:25Yeah.
- 51:29They're not doing that.
- 51:29It's fine.
- 51:29It's fine.
- 51:30Scott's gone.
- 51:30I say Scott.
- 51:30Chase is gone.
- 51:31Just come on.
- 51:32Well, maybe we've heard blah, blah, blah.
- 51:35Something, blah, blah, blah.
- 51:36Whatever.
- 51:39they actually make an announcement in
- 51:40october i will be impressed yep i don't
- 51:47see it happening yeah they're everybody's
- 51:50just guessing in the chat it's it's just
- 51:53dumb they just throw out random places i
- 51:55should go in there and be like gonzalez
- 51:56louisiana that's where i live um
- 52:03last thing i'm going to leave you with
- 52:04is i know last year we gave we
- 52:07talked about uh marshalls as a spin-off
- 52:10from yellowstone being complete hot
- 52:12garbage good god yeah i watched the first
- 52:15episode of this season yeah completely
- 52:20different attitude than here okay like
- 52:24they actually said that casey was a navy
- 52:27seal and actually acted like a navy seal
- 52:36Wild times.
- 52:39So much death in this first episode.
- 52:43So much.
- 52:44So they actually figured out what it was
- 52:45supposed to be from last season and tried
- 52:48to make it into that this season?
- 52:49Yeah.
- 52:50Now I'm just waiting for the catnip for
- 52:54old people clientele to bitch about how
- 52:58graphic it was.
- 52:59Oh, it's coming.
- 53:01I am.
- 53:01It is coming.
- 53:02You can pretty much bet on that.
- 53:05Anytime.
- 53:06See, you said Marshalls, right?
- 53:07And talking about that.
- 53:08And then Jason's talking about Marshalls
- 53:10with Tommy Lee Jones.
- 53:11When I heard Marshalls,
- 53:12I was like a six foot Toblerone.
- 53:15That's somewhere in the women's clothing
- 53:18section.
- 53:19That's the Marshalls that I'm thinking of.
- 53:28uh lioness has been good so far on
- 53:30episode six of season one yeah where you
- 53:34at jones we i just finished season one
- 53:37i actually did a couple of episodes of
- 53:39season two but my wife is way further
- 53:41ahead than i am because i've also been
- 53:43trying to watch uh or finished up lanterns
- 53:47i did finish lanterns last last night i
- 53:51liked i liked the ending i liked
- 53:56Come on, man.
- 53:57No.
- 54:00It's a villain origin.
- 54:02It's not.
- 54:03It is.
- 54:05And once we get off,
- 54:06because I don't want to spoil it for
- 54:07anybody who might be watching.
- 54:09You don't think it was a Jon Stewart
- 54:11origin story?
- 54:12No.
- 54:13It's a villain origin story.
- 54:15If you go back and look at what
- 54:16actually happened,
- 54:19he just let that woman get away with
- 54:21murder.
- 54:26full stop.
- 54:27And we just like, yeah,
- 54:28that's probably fine.
- 54:29And just walk off.
- 54:33It's fine.
- 54:35It's, it's, I don't know.
- 54:39I,
- 54:39I have realized like Jamie was asking me
- 54:41about it last night.
- 54:43And as I'm talking to her,
- 54:45I was like, I am a complete nerd.
- 54:46Oh yeah, absolutely.
- 54:49Like I, my response looking back,
- 54:51I'm going, I am a complete nerd.
- 54:53Yeah.
- 55:00Listen,
- 55:01I thought I was going to go out
- 55:02to eat with Jeremy this Saturday.
- 55:06You got to stay home and watch TV
- 55:07instead.
- 55:09I might.
- 55:09Just stay in the hotel.
- 55:11Throw up a couple.
- 55:14Oh, does Crash Start tomorrow or Friday?
- 55:21i i don't know dude i i am
- 55:24so preoccupied with going to green bay
- 55:26this weekend understandable that like
- 55:29that's not even in my love thought
- 55:33understandable understandable i got
- 55:34friends competing so i guess i should ask
- 55:37one of them probably would be friday
- 55:40friday friday cool
- 55:47Fergie says, I cut the cord last year,
- 55:48so I watch this podcast now.
- 55:50I cut the cord too, dude.
- 55:53Yeah.
- 55:54I just try to find ways.
- 55:59Mr. Bourne, are you announcing?
- 56:02You're on the floor at Mountain West.
- 56:04Is that why you keep asking about Mountain
- 56:05West?
- 56:11Carolina goes down tomorrow.
- 56:14JR said this is the last year it'll
- 56:16be a three-day comp.
- 56:18So that means he's going to two or
- 56:20four because that could go either
- 56:21direction, Kate.
- 56:24Yeah.
- 56:25I'm curious.
- 56:26All right.
- 56:27Well, I better go.
- 56:28I got a two o'clock meeting and it's
- 56:29from furniture coming and hopefully they
- 56:31don't intersect.
- 56:32That would be less than ideal.
- 56:36It would be.
- 56:37Two of the week I've had at work.
- 56:40But because of the week I've had at
- 56:42work,
- 56:42it will probably happen just like that.
- 56:45More than likely.
- 56:47Of course.
- 56:49All right, guys.
- 56:50Have a great one.
- 56:53You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
- 56:55room to jazz me up.
- 56:57I'm already jazzy.
- 57:08Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
- 57:09saddle.
- 57:10Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
- 57:12saddle.
- 57:12Talking reps,
- 57:13real life strength in the battle.
- 57:16From the gym to the screen, yeah,
- 57:18we cover it all.
- 57:21Midday motivation every time we press
- 57:23call.
- 57:26Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
- 57:27heat.
- 57:28CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
- 57:30Half hour hustle, yeah,
- 57:31we building that brand.