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Hour 1 - Take a Bite · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: On your March, Get Set Go. It's our number one,
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Speaker 1: our number one, and all the fun here on the
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Speaker 1: to give you this podcast on this Wednesday, the twenty
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Speaker 1: fifth day of March. And the big lead story star
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Speaker 1: NFL player involved in lawsuit RAMS wide receiver Pooka Nakua
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Speaker 1: Poka Nakua accused of making anti Semitic comments and biting
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Speaker 1: a couple of I guess groupies in a sprinter van.
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Speaker 1: Are we supposed to believe this happened exactly exactly the
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Speaker 1: way it's been described? Also with the RAMS star Pookinakua
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Speaker 1: scandal front and center, is this something that the NFL
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Speaker 1: needs to address or something that disappears by the weekend.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. And what do you make off
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Speaker 1: the Pukinakua topic of the Raiders and Cardinals said to
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Speaker 1: listen to that unless you don't. But it's coming up
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Speaker 1: right now here it is make way for our number one. Well,
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Speaker 1: you can take a bite out of that one, I
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Speaker 1: We were trying to I's talking of some of the
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Speaker 1: other day. I was trying to figure out what's going
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Speaker 1: to be the big story of the NFL offseason, what's
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Speaker 1: going to be the one that kind of gets us
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Speaker 1: through after the draft until training camp that everyone's gonna
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Speaker 1: be talking about I did not have this on my radar.
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Speaker 1: We go to Los Angeles, our lead this hour, and
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Speaker 1: is it true that we have our first big, first
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Speaker 1: big possible NFL scandal to carry us through the off season,
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Speaker 1: the silly season. And now if you didn't hear about this,
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Speaker 1: perhaps not. It is a developing story. Some random woman
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Speaker 1: in southern California claims that La Ram Wide receiver Puka
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Speaker 1: Nakua both made an anti Semitic comment and later took
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Speaker 1: a bite out of her bit her what is he
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Speaker 1: a vampire? And broke the skin the alleged victim keyword.
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Speaker 1: They're alleged in a application for a temporary restraining order
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Speaker 1: straining order laid out which he comes. TMC's got all
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Speaker 1: the details there that this happened on New Year's Eve.
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Speaker 1: How was your New Year's Eve? I stayed home. I
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Speaker 1: didn't go out, okay, Pooka, I just went out and
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Speaker 1: there was a group outing. They were over in Century
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Speaker 1: City here in La La Land. The woman says, the
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Speaker 1: knight got off the way rocky start and the way
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Speaker 1: TMZ reported it that they were having a nice group
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Speaker 1: dinner and then all of a sudden, in the middle
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Speaker 1: of the group dinner, Pooka allegedly yelled out f all
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Speaker 1: the jos. But that doesn't seem very nice during the dinner,
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Speaker 1: what would lead to that comment? Now, the group apparently
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Speaker 1: we're a group of they just they went out after
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Speaker 1: that and continued things escalated. According to the claim, Pooka
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Speaker 1: was rude or vulgar and threatening and violent and harassing
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Speaker 1: and all that. And after they had the meal. The
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Speaker 1: woman who's making these clips says that she and her friend,
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Speaker 1: along with Puka and others got into a sprinter van.
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Speaker 1: Was that the one Dan Patrick was giving away a
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Speaker 1: couple of years ago, Probably not anyway, Apparently Pookah New
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Speaker 1: Year's Eve? What little touchy peely, little touchy peely. She's
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Speaker 1: claiming that Pooka, out of nowhere, just ranly bit her
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Speaker 1: friend's thumb. That the friends screamed, screamed right there in
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Speaker 1: the back of the sprinter van, hold the pain. And
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Speaker 1: then Pooka turned to her and bit her left shoulder
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Speaker 1: and broke the skin like a vampire. And there's photographic evidence. TMZ,
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Speaker 1: how much do you get paid for this? How much
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Speaker 1: is that story worth to TMZ? Is that twenty for fifty?
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Speaker 1: And how much you pay for that. I don't know,
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Speaker 1: well he paid for it. I'm assuming they didn't get
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Speaker 1: that one for free. Now, the alleged victim in this
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Speaker 1: says that she went to the police a day later
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Speaker 1: filed an incident report. And what about pookin a CooA?
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Speaker 1: His attorney says, the whole claim is do you think
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Speaker 1: he said completely true? Absolutely, Pooka moonlights as a vampire.
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Speaker 1: If other teams want to stop him, just wrap yourself
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Speaker 1: in garlic or turn the sun on and yeah, anyway.
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Speaker 1: The lawyer for pokin Aca claims that this is just
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Speaker 1: a classic shakedown attempt and says it was He claims
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Speaker 1: that there was a bite mark, but it was horseplay,
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Speaker 1: all right, and the woman was asking for millions. Hey,
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Speaker 1: if she gets million, I'll let Pooka bite me. If
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Speaker 1: I get I can take a million. I'll take a
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Speaker 1: million right now. Bite me on the shoulder. I don't care.
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Speaker 1: I'll take a million bucks after taxes. All that's a
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Speaker 1: good jumping off, boy. So we have what everyone loves
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Speaker 1: a he said, she said, situation, you make the call, okay,
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Speaker 1: So let's discuss the question. You got Rams Wide receiver
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Speaker 1: Puka accused of making a random unsolicited anti Semitic comment, biting,
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Speaker 1: a what I don't know if I call this woe
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Speaker 1: another than a groupie in a sprinter van. Are we
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Speaker 1: here's the question, are we really supposed to believe this
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Speaker 1: happened exactly the way it's being described, exactly the way
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Speaker 1: it's being described to TMZ. So I've got my thoughts
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Speaker 1: on this. I got vending Machine, AMC. Bucket and mister Miagi,
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Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together, and
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Speaker 1: we are gonna go upside down. We're gonna go upside down,
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Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do. So at at first glance,
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Speaker 1: this is a version of the truth, just not the
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Speaker 1: whole truth, and nothing but the truth. As we know
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Speaker 1: in these cases, there are three sides to every story.
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Speaker 1: There's her side, there's Puka side, and then there's the truth,
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Speaker 1: which is likely a combo of both sides of the story.
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Speaker 1: That's Pukah's gonna say some things that are true, and
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Speaker 1: She's gonna say some things that are true. Almost never,
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Speaker 1: almost never is a one side completely completely accurate. And
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Speaker 1: you see the headline though, rams superstar and biting and
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Speaker 1: anti semitism and all that, and you see that in
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Speaker 1: the headlines and you're like, oh my god, this is
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Speaker 1: a monster, a monster living amongst us. So there is that,
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Speaker 1: and you got the holy Trinity of debauchery in this story.
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Speaker 1: You've got Puka going around like a vampire, gnawing and
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Speaker 1: biting and breaking and hacking and using a bad language
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Then you dig deeper, you dig
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Speaker 1: a little deeper, and you get the cliff notes on
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Speaker 1: the profession old victim playbook. If you've ever seen the
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Speaker 1: professional Victim playbook, this has a lot of those pillars
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Speaker 1: in that she was offended by Puka Nicoua's rude behavior
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Speaker 1: at dinner, yet still felt worthy of hopping in a
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Speaker 1: sprinter van with someone who I assume was a stranger
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Speaker 1: relative stranger to her, but she decided that she wanted
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Speaker 1: to hang out with him anyway. That seems odd, but
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Speaker 1: I don't know why you do that, but she did it.
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Speaker 1: Could it be that the accuser in this case was
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Speaker 1: looking for a nice vending machine. Maybe there was a
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Speaker 1: vending machine in that sprinter sprinter van and she wanted
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Speaker 1: to get a delicious candy bar. She did not want
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Speaker 1: the Three Musketeers or the Snickers bar. She wanted the
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Speaker 1: payday bar with the extra peanuts, and the Carmel wanted
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Speaker 1: some of that. Now TMZ says, the parties had a mediation.
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Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
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Speaker 1: d Yeah, that's that's a that's a dead nuit. You're right.
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Speaker 1: So they had a mediation and shockingly, it failed. It failed.
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Speaker 1: The crisis PR team was unable to reach a deal.
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Speaker 1: They couldn't get a deal. So what did she do?
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Speaker 1: She went with the nuclear option, I'm gonna drop a
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Speaker 1: bomb on you, and she did. She built this the
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Speaker 1: I say her, it's her lawyer built this for maximum
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Speaker 1: shock value and the neutron bomb for Puka Nakua because
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Speaker 1: he would not send over a bag of deep golden
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Speaker 1: hush puppies, deep golden hush puppies if he had paid her.
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Speaker 1: I think I'm right now. So if he had paid
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Speaker 1: her at the mediation, we would have never known about this.
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Speaker 1: We we have never known about this, and it doesn't
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Speaker 1: end up in the algorithm because he didn't pay her
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Speaker 1: what she wanted. This is the result of that? Is that?
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Speaker 1: And do I have it right? Am I wrong? Maybe
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Speaker 1: I'm wrong on that. That's the way I read the story.
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Speaker 1: The way I read the story was ahead of mediation,
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Speaker 1: which means she was looking for a deal. She didn't
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Speaker 1: get the deal, and so now it's like, okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: you're dead. I'm gonna ruin you. And now here's what
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Speaker 1: I'm doing. So if I'm right, that makes this seem
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Speaker 1: like a shakedown, like a classic Hollywood shakedown NFL style.
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Speaker 1: All right, now, keeping the Puka conversation going here on
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Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show on Fox. Another question I had
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Speaker 1: with the Rams wide receiver here, Puka Nakua. This scandal
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Speaker 1: now front and center. Is this something that the league
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Speaker 1: is going to address that they need to address or
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Speaker 1: is it something that's going to disappear by the weekend.
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Speaker 1: Does this thing have legs or does this thing not
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Speaker 1: have legs? So I will tell you the NFL's now
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Speaker 1: I can do anything right away, though they'll issue some
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Speaker 1: statement we are aware of the allegations or something along
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Speaker 1: those lines. However, they're gonna wait. This has been their
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Speaker 1: mo for the last couple of years. They wait and
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Speaker 1: see how the dough rises. Sometimes the dough doesn't rise
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Speaker 1: properly and you don't get anything, and so it becomes
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Speaker 1: a numbers game. Like, you really have to reserve judgment
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Speaker 1: on this and see because if this is just one
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Speaker 1: popcorn kernel, and that's all it is right now, it's
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Speaker 1: one kernel of popcorn. If it's a pattern patternicity, if
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Speaker 1: we're talking about a full large bucket of AMC popcorn,
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Speaker 1: an AMC bucket of popcorn, then boom goes to the dynamite.
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Speaker 1: The league will immediately all of a sudden care, They'll
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Speaker 1: pretend to care anyway. They don't investigate the truth. They
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Speaker 1: investigate the headlines is what they investigate here. So now
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Speaker 1: it's that right now we're at the stage where, well
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Speaker 1: we are aware of the story, we are gathering information.
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Speaker 1: That's the stage we're at right now. Translation, stall, stall, stall, stall, stall,
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Speaker 1: deflect and just wait and then survive and then that's it.
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Speaker 1: If it's just one accusation, then it's just the shrug emoji,
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Speaker 1: that's all it is, just a nice little shrug emoji.
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Speaker 1: If it's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
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Speaker 1: nine ten, who do you appreciate? Yeah, then it becomes
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Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson two point zero. Then it's def Con one.
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Speaker 1: And so that's the the big issue has Is this
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Speaker 1: just a one off? Or is this going to be
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Speaker 1: a tip of the spear. And Poka has a reputation, Uh,
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Speaker 1: he's certainly gone for it. Party boy Usa, Poka Nakoa meatthead,
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Speaker 1: party boy, classic jock, just out there chasing skirts around.
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Speaker 1: And you know he likely had a harem of groupies
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Speaker 1: in recent months based on the photos that are out there.
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Speaker 1: So there, if if he was acting like a vampire
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Speaker 1: going around just biting random women, chances are there's other women. Now,
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Speaker 1: whether it's true or not, who knows. Because once you
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Speaker 1: see an opportunity to make some money, he's like, okay, boom,
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Speaker 1: We're off to the races. And if he has been
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Speaker 1: enjoying these sex, drugs and Rock and Roll off season,
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Speaker 1: that lifestyle leads to some issues there. So, like we said,
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Speaker 1: right now, we're at the he said, she said situation.
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Speaker 1: And does this remain just a single allegation or do
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Speaker 1: women start forming a conga line? Do the conga right
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Speaker 1: there around the building saying Pooka spat on me, not
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Speaker 1: sad on me, He's spat on me and he bit me,
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Speaker 1: and this that and the other thing. And so we
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Speaker 1: have seen this type of movie before. I remember that
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Speaker 1: Shaun Watson story that night we were on the air
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Speaker 1: and the Watson story came out and he immediately denied it.
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Speaker 1: And then there were like three other women through that
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Speaker 1: same sleazy lawyer in Houston that you know, they got
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Speaker 1: paid off too, but they they came out and said,
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Speaker 1: well he did it to me, and then you know,
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Speaker 1: he just kept snowballing. So we're not at that part.
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of their accusations at this moment. Now,
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Speaker 1: last word to the Country Cousins department fired fired by
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Speaker 1: the Falcons. Kirk Cousins can be yours if the price
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Speaker 1: is cheap, because he's not gonna get a lot of
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Speaker 1: money anymore. The question that the two teams that are
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Speaker 1: supposedly considering Kirk Cousins, all right, what do you make
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Speaker 1: of the Raiders and the Cardinals who are supposedly window
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Speaker 1: shopping and they're they're looking at the Kirk Cousins mannequin
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Speaker 1: and they're like, do we want the Kirk Cousins mannequin?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, so, Cousins. The advice if those are
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Speaker 1: the two teams we know Cousins is going off the
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Speaker 1: grid right now. It's off the grid traveling on these
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Speaker 1: Siberians Now many say, if it's between the Cardinals and
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Speaker 1: the Raiders, you pick Vegas. What say you You've got
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Speaker 1: option A the Raiders and option B the Cardinals. So
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Speaker 1: on my scorecard, I went with option C. None of
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Speaker 1: you above, Like, why would he sign up to be
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Speaker 1: a babysitter in Vegas. He didn't want to do that.
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Speaker 1: That's kind of a point. He didn't want to be
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Speaker 1: a backup, so he could conceivably start in Vegas for
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Speaker 1: a little bit, or go to Arizona and start that.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's just they're terrible, both so bad. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, they don't know what they're doing. The savvy
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Speaker 1: plan here is option C. And take the wisdom of
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Speaker 1: the star and one of the stars of Karate Kid,
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Speaker 1: mister Miagi, his approach, which was patience, young grasshopper. Now
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Speaker 1: he's not that young. Just patience, wait for rice crispies
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Speaker 1: to happen, and there will be someone dining on rice crispies,
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Speaker 1: and you just wait and when snap crapple, crapple, snap
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Speaker 1: crapple and pop go. I'll just say it like that,
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Speaker 1: snap crackle and pop, you start hitting opportunity right because
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Speaker 1: because and Nevie every year there's like one or two
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Speaker 1: guys that get hurt, the air star quarterbacks. He usually happens.
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Speaker 1: One gets hurt early in the year where it's training
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Speaker 1: camp for the first like three weeks of the regular season.
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Speaker 1: And if Cousins is out there, who you're gonna call Now,
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Speaker 1: let's start kissing Cousins and all that stuff. So you're
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Speaker 1: you're banking on a disaster now. It is the NFL.
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Speaker 1: It is a car crash league, is what it is.
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Speaker 3: Is.
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Speaker 1: So someone like Josh Allen or Matthew Stafford, Jared Goff,
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Speaker 1: Rock Purty, someone like that goes down, down, down, down, down,
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Speaker 1: down down. Then Kirk Cousins is the name at the
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Speaker 1: very top of the emergency list, surgency contact list. So
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Speaker 1: it's not a total joke just to sit out. You
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Speaker 1: don't sign now to play for a bottom feeder when
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Speaker 1: you have the option of just kind of being patient
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Speaker 1: and waiting and seeing what happens there and then when
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Speaker 1: desperation sets in, you'll find an opportunity. This is the
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Speaker 1: league that contacted a grandfather, Philip Rivers, from the backwoods
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Speaker 1: of Alabama to come back and play. So if they're
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Speaker 1: many times after I've chewed on a few fingers and
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Speaker 1: shoulders in my day in the back of a van
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Speaker 1: on a lady or two. I don't understand what's wrong
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Speaker 1: with biting people, And I don't.
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Speaker 4: Know.
25:35
Speaker 1: My point is like if she if he had paid
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Speaker 1: her the money. We never even know about this, right.
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Speaker 1: There were some stories back in the nineties when I
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Speaker 1: was covering the NBA that Michael Jordan, the patron saint
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Speaker 1: of the NBA, he Jordan had some fun with the
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Speaker 1: ladies and the they got paid. I bet uh. So
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Speaker 1: I don't know if it actually was true or now
25:54
Speaker 1: people tell you all kinds of things, and so who knows.
25:57
Speaker 1: Late night drug tester rights and sounds like Pooka had
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Speaker 1: human flesh. I'd never like the Jeffrey Dahmer thing. I
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Speaker 3: Is?
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Speaker 1: Somebody in our shop doing March madness talk? Really? Perito
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Speaker 1: writes in he says, is it true that Pooka just
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Speaker 1: kissed that long term record breaking contract? Bye bye? Poor
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Speaker 1: Kelly Stafford's husband is losing his favorite boy toy man,
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Speaker 1: true because I've trashed your Raiders and so this would
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Speaker 1: level of an interesting malar monologue. Now, if there's nothing
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Speaker 1: else going on at that time, we'll do it. The
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Speaker 1: Puka Nakua story. This guy's the top receiver in the NFL.
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Speaker 1: He's going around like a vampire. If this, if this
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Speaker 1: that's that's a good time. Hello, Hello, that's a good story. Yeah, absolutely,
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Speaker 1: And this is a great show to rese search famous
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Speaker 1: Carnies with. Enjoy the show all right. I don't know
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Speaker 1: what that means, but I love Carnies. What a great life,
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Speaker 1: the Carnie traveling around eating bad food and really unhealthy
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Speaker 1: for you don't live a long life, but it's a
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Speaker 1: and it's great. Uh. No, Strid denis rites, and I'm
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Speaker 1: sure this will be level headed. He says, Well, of course,
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Speaker 1: Pooka is bringing this stupid into play. I called it.
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Speaker 1: I called it. The guy is a mental moron. And
29:33
Speaker 1: he says, don't worry, the Rams will still be okay, Ben, Well, yeah,
29:36
Speaker 1: of course, because they've got Sean McVeigh. So I thought
29:39
Speaker 1: you were gonna say that the Rams are a sinking
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Speaker 1: ship or something like that, and no stradenas So I'm
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Speaker 1: surprised you surprise me by not doing that. I think
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Speaker 1: that would just go ranting and raving and all that
29:51
Speaker 1: about out all the rams are sinking, but no, you
29:53
Speaker 1: said everything will be okay. Yeah, there you go. Let's
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Speaker 1: see here Wayne and Dulouth talking about Pokah's legal troubles,
30:05
Speaker 1: he says, from Bible thumping rookie to f the Jews
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Speaker 1: biting women in the off season, seems a little soon
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Speaker 1: for CT settling it. Yeah, well, it is like it
30:21
Speaker 1: is like the life's like the whole professional sports lafstop.
30:26
Speaker 1: My favorite example of that is Dwight Howard when I
30:29
Speaker 1: was running my website and I had a gossip website
30:33
Speaker 1: years ago, and Dwight Howard was a high school feena
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Speaker 1: on the begain the number one pick in the NBA
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Speaker 1: the commission at the time, and Dwight Howard like his
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Speaker 1: the NBA to add across to the logo. He thought
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Speaker 1: that would they needed a cross on there. And then
30:56
Speaker 1: you look at where Dwight ended up after years in
30:59
Speaker 1: the NBA. Oh my god, some of the stories and
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Speaker 1: the tabloids about all right, let's go to the phones
31:05
Speaker 1: and who do we have you? Let's go to is
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Speaker 1: it Clarissa. Is that who we have? All right? Clarissa
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Speaker 1: is in Salt Lake City. Hello, Clarissa, welcome. You're on
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Speaker 1: the Ben mal Show on Fox.
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Speaker 4: Hi.
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Speaker 5: Thanks for recording over the night. I get lonely, so
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Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
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Speaker 1: Well, thanks for listening. I appreciate that. What's going on
31:23
Speaker 1: with you?
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Speaker 5: I actually went to high school with Pooka and Akua.
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Speaker 1: You did? Really? Yeah, I did.
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Speaker 5: And I gotta say it sounds in character for him.
31:35
Speaker 5: Doesn't shock me at all.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Oh and just for the record.
31:40
Speaker 5: Like the wild side, just like physically really.
31:44
Speaker 1: So, Chlarissa. Now, just before you go on, Clarissa, just
31:47
Speaker 1: for legal purposes, because the one thing my goal is
31:49
Speaker 1: to not get sued. We have we have no idea
31:52
Speaker 1: who you are. You've just called up randomly correct. You
31:55
Speaker 1: could be making this up. You could be completely accurate.
31:57
Speaker 1: Everything you're about to say could be totally accurate. We
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Speaker 1: just have no way of verifying. So just remember that
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Speaker 1: as you listen. Now tell me everything. Don't believe any
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Speaker 1: detail out, Clariss. I want to hear every detail. I
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Speaker 1: want every detail, all of it.
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Speaker 5: Oh you're gonna be it doesn't even go that far
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Speaker 5: because to be completely honest. I was a fat cow
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Speaker 5: in high school.
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Speaker 1: So was I. By the way, we have that in common. Well,
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Speaker 1: tell you something I was. I was a moose. Uh
32:27
Speaker 1: not a It was just giged. So he had no
32:30
Speaker 1: interest in you. Is that your huge bitch? He didn't
32:32
Speaker 1: even know there'd be a lot to bite. He did
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Speaker 1: not there's no interest in that. Yeah, okay, I.
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Speaker 5: Got you all right, But I do to simply remember
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Speaker 5: walking by the hall, walking in the halls, when you
32:45
Speaker 5: would pass Hookah, he would give you the shoulder like
32:49
Speaker 5: no matter who you were, he would just like brush
32:51
Speaker 5: past you and.
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Speaker 1: Like like a little like a like a shoulder.
32:55
Speaker 5: Check kind of thing, a shoulder check.
32:58
Speaker 1: But practicing he was practicing on you for the NFL.
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Speaker 1: It was like he was like trying to get through
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Speaker 1: like you were. You were like a safety or a linebacker, Clarissa,
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Speaker 1: and he was trying to get by you to get
33:09
Speaker 1: to the class where the that's the end zone it
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Speaker 1: would be there.
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Speaker 5: Well, maybe that should be his defense for this thing,
33:15
Speaker 5: is that he was just practicing out the new defense practice.
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Speaker 1: He is trying to take a bite out of crime,
33:19
Speaker 1: is all he was. What was your mascot? A good question,
33:23
Speaker 1: go Tigers, Go Tigers. That checks out. Researched them.
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Speaker 5: Before I was here. We were actually four times back
33:31
Speaker 5: to back state camp.
33:33
Speaker 1: Look at that dominated the Utah high school sports scene
33:36
Speaker 1: like none other, none of And I.
33:38
Speaker 5: Can tell you, yeah, what else Now, this is like
33:42
Speaker 5: this is where we get conspiracy.
33:45
Speaker 1: Here, we go.
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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, and our principal wouldn't let us talk
33:52
Speaker 5: about this on the radio when we covered sports. But
33:57
Speaker 5: we actually apparently were recruiting teenagers from Polynesia saying they
34:04
Speaker 5: could only take specific classes at Oram High in Oram,
34:08
Speaker 5: Utah and then transferring them halfway across the world so
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Speaker 5: you get them to play for our team.
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Speaker 1: So it was like a clearing house where you Yeah,
34:19
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true or not, but I
34:21
Speaker 1: wouldn't be shocked. There have been some schools that are
34:25
Speaker 1: like feeder schools where they have it's like a pipeline
34:28
Speaker 1: where they send kids from different parts of the world.
34:31
Speaker 1: That usually happens.
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Speaker 5: It makes you happy to know that Puca came from
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Speaker 5: a Mormon theater school.
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Speaker 1: He's changed quite a bit, He's changed his ways. Uh well, Clarissa,
34:41
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I'm glad you chose to call
34:42
Speaker 1: up and what are you doing these days? Are you're
34:45
Speaker 1: not in radio or anything? Are you? Or what are
34:46
Speaker 1: you doing?
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Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm an artist and a comics.
34:50
Speaker 1: Oh nice, I love comics. I'm a big thing. That's great. Well,
34:53
Speaker 1: good luck to you. Okay, thank you for coming calling
34:55
Speaker 1: any time. Right, let's know, keep us up there, all right,
34:57
Speaker 1: thank you?
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Speaker 3: Thanks?
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Speaker 1: All right, Clarissa. We need more female callers. I'm very
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Speaker 1: pleased right now she's in the running for female call
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Speaker 1: of views. She could be the favorite coop. I'm just saying,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, all right. Anyway, it is the Ben
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Speaker 1: Mahler Show. Color conspiracy Clarissa, Right, yeah, Clarissa conspiracy, Arissa,
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Speaker 1: comic conspiracy Clarissa. She got a good CCC CCC. Are
35:25
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35:29
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35:33
Speaker 1: the Baker Mayfield story. Will the Buccaneers extend Baker Mayfield?
35:40
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35:42
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35:46
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35:51
Speaker 1: sixteenth highest paid quarterback on average annual value. That's about
35:58
Speaker 1: where he is. I think that's a fair country. I
36:00
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36:02
Speaker 1: Mayfield's better than the sixteenth ranked quarterback in the NFL.
36:05
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36:09
Speaker 1: got the moxie and all that. Not like my dog,
36:11
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36:15
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36:17
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36:19
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36:21
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