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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 3rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: So it's the dumbest thing you've purchased. Actually, you bought
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  Speaker 1: some pretty dumb things.
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  Speaker 2: You can definitely found off on.
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  Speaker 3: I recently shared mine with you all, which was the
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  Speaker 3: you know, eighteen inch by ten inch arm gauntlet with
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  Speaker 3: a tax spike.
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  Speaker 1: On the end. It was pretty bad ass. It looks
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  Speaker 1: like something like like Batman would wear. Because again, like
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  Speaker 1: the the the towel thing is. It's nice. It's a
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: dumb purchase, but I could see where I got suckered.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see, we'll see if.
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  Speaker 1: It actually works. People are saying, I'm reading the reviews now.
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  Speaker 1: It's this machine. You might have seen it on on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram if you're just tuning in. I bought it Impaul's purchase.
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  Speaker 1: It craps out this little puck which is a disposable
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  Speaker 1: like watchcloth kind of thing, but it's it's been saturated
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  Speaker 1: in hot waters. It's got hot like you usually get
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  Speaker 1: the at the restaurant they come around the hot towels.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that sounds lovely. And then yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: so I bought this stupidy Oh you found how much
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  Speaker 1: the little replacements are.
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  Speaker 2: They're not bad. You can get one hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 2: of them for twenty bucks, one.
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  Speaker 1: Hundred and twenty for twenty bucks. I've spent money on
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  Speaker 1: dumber things, all right. But anyway, the reviews on it
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  Speaker 1: say that it's supposed to heat to fifty five degrees
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  Speaker 1: celsius before it will automatically dispense, but they said it
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  Speaker 1: won't even heat. It sticks at about forty nine degrees celsius,
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  Speaker 1: so it never even reaches fifty five degrees celsius, so
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  Speaker 1: it never works.
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  Speaker 4: Let's will tell you the fifty five c is what
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  Speaker 4: fuh what mes fahrenheit?
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  Speaker 5: Fahrenheit?
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  Speaker 4: That would be twenty five degrees. There you go close.
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  Speaker 2: At one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, what's the dumbest thing that you've purchased? Eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four? What a's eight seven seven forty four?
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  Speaker 6: What dore?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Amy, Hi, Amy, Hi?
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  Speaker 7: What do you show?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So, what's the dumbest thing you've purchased?
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  Speaker 9: So I own a bug assault have you ever heard
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  Speaker 9: of those?
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  Speaker 1: But salt gun? That's cool? Yeah, okay, we all say this,
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  Speaker 1: but I bought one too, well you bought one, okay,
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  Speaker 1: bug as salt?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but does it work?
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  Speaker 2: I gotta look this up.
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  Speaker 9: For flies, you have to get really close to them
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  Speaker 9: and shoot about I don't know, three or four times
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  Speaker 9: before you actually get it. For spiders, it's depending how
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  Speaker 9: big the spider is. Maybe one shot, a couple shots.
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  Speaker 9: But it gets salt everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: So it's literally a salt shooter.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a water gun.
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  Speaker 3: You put you know, grainier or crunchy or thicker salt
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  Speaker 3: in there and it just kind of pops it out.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to blast like you know, flying pests. And
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  Speaker 1: we were sold on it from my girdfriend Joe Cole's right,
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  Speaker 1: as you recall it. One of my apartments, I had
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  Speaker 1: a fly issue in the hallway, so I got one
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  Speaker 1: and she's right, you get right up to that fly
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  Speaker 1: and and the fly just like nice.
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  Speaker 5: But I do have a dumb well you might think
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  Speaker 5: a dumb purchase involving flies. So I hate eating outside,
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  Speaker 5: but my friends and family enjoy it, right, And some
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  Speaker 5: restaurants will have those little fans that you can on
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  Speaker 5: the table, right, But some restaurants don't. So I went
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  Speaker 5: on Amazon and purchased my own fans, and I keep them.
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  Speaker 2: I keep them in the trunk of the car.
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  Speaker 5: You have to eat outside yeah, just in case I
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  Speaker 5: have to eat outside.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's actually not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: There were only ten bucks and you bought the bug
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  Speaker 1: assault all right, hang on one second again.
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  Speaker 4: Looks cool. Yeah it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the things I would like to try. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to Alba. Hey, good morning Alba, Hi, good
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  Speaker 1: morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the what's the dumbest thing you've purchased?
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  Speaker 7: So it wasn't me. It was actually my husband and
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  Speaker 7: this is about five years ago. He found them on Instagram.
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  Speaker 7: They were supposed to be like a three pack of
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  Speaker 7: like holographic pumpkins that like show their faces and emotions
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  Speaker 7: and they speak. Oh yeah, yeah, three packs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: They were like one hundred and fifty dollars or something,
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  Speaker 7: and he was super excited for them. When they finally came,
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  Speaker 7: which was after Halloween. It was actually just like you
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  Speaker 7: know those cover like the low cover plastic cover pumpkins
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  Speaker 7: that go over your Christmas light.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So they were like little mini pumpkins that just.
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  Speaker 10: Go over the lights. So pumpkins, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He got dead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the ones that look really cool, the ones
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  Speaker 1: so you have like a regular pumpkin and then there's
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  Speaker 1: a projector that projects like the face and stuff onto
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  Speaker 1: the actual like a real pumpkin.
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  Speaker 2: It's like cartoonish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then it makes it like sing and
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  Speaker 1: talk and and whatever like those those look cool, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: they do. Yeah, this sounds really domp all right, So
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  Speaker 1: who's got the dumber purchase amy with her bug assault
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  Speaker 1: or the holographic pumpkins Instagram?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like the holographic pumpkins if they
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  Speaker 2: would have gotten what they thought they ordered, it would
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  Speaker 2: have worked. They just got something different. So what she
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  Speaker 2: thought she was ordering, I would say, is cooler. But
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  Speaker 2: the bug assault looks pretty deep.
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  Speaker 5: But is it fair because we know we have personal
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  Speaker 5: experience with the bug assault and we know it's lame.
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  Speaker 3: I'd say the pumpkins off the top, even if they
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  Speaker 3: work properly, are lame.
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  Speaker 1: So that was that was more my thinking, like, even
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  Speaker 1: if everything showed up as promised, it's lamer and really
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  Speaker 1: less practical than bug assault. Yeah, aggressive, right, what's your.
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  Speaker 2: Dumb I think the bug assaults dumber.
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  Speaker 1: Dumber a pumpkin pumpkin bug assaults. I want to believe
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  Speaker 1: in bug as sault. Alright, Sorry, I'll about the pumpkins lose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, thank you for the call. Though,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Josh. Josh, what's the dumbest thing you've purchased?
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  Speaker 11: Hi, what do you show the dumbest thing I purchased?
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  Speaker 11: So to put the cost in perspective.
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  Speaker 6: I was interning and the making thirteen dollars an hour.
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  Speaker 11: It's like eight years.
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  Speaker 4: Ago you got paid interning.
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  Speaker 5: Lucky.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I bought a three hundred dollars Xbox controller, a
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  Speaker 6: custom one. Have gotten all the chicks if it came in.
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  Speaker 6: It was like yeah, but yeah, I know I got scammed.
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  Speaker 11: Never even came Oh no cards.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't even give my money back. Oh no, you
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  Speaker 10: have to do like a bunch of paperwork on like
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  Speaker 10: eighteen I didn't care. I didn't care about money.
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  Speaker 2: How did you come to find this thing? It couldn't
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  Speaker 2: have been on a legit site.
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  Speaker 6: I did like a lot of like gaming tournaments, you
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  Speaker 6: know that I have like ads on the website and stuff,
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  Speaker 6: and like it was.
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  Speaker 11: Like, oh, custom controller.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, that's a great idea to spend money.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, I mean we have a roof full of
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  Speaker 5: guys who would say that's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: You just got scammed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're making thirteen dollars an hour. It's not a
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  Speaker 2: great purchase.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's the item itself is not
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  Speaker 1: so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's a dumb purchase for an intern who's
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  Speaker 2: not making any money. Yeah, I got scammed. That question
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  Speaker 2: is what makes it custom? Just the way it looks.
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  Speaker 11: Oh like it was like gold had like shiny gold
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  Speaker 11: on it.
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  Speaker 6: I had my name on it, Okay, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with Josh, all right, hang on one second,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So a special who's got the dumber the
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  Speaker 1: dumber item?
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  Speaker 2: Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are all accurate, But I think it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I think it doesn't fit the spirit of the game here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, it's definitely dumber.
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  Speaker 4: It's a stupid loser thing to buy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, huh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the problem is. It's it's golden,
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  Speaker 2: has its name on it.
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  Speaker 1: This is more like I spend a thousand dollars on
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  Speaker 1: a Pokemont card. This is that's that's a different category,
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  Speaker 1: believe Yeah. Yeah, uh so I'm saying that Amy so
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  Speaker 1: far As is still sticking around. I mean, no, you
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  Speaker 1: you vote. I say, Josh, all right, you think Josh
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  Speaker 1: sticks around?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying Amy sticks around, Josh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, bugusault all right, cool, all right, Josh, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for the call. Appreciate you. Listen, let's go to
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  Speaker 1: uh Aaron, Aaron, what's the dumbest thing you've purchased? My friend?
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  Speaker 11: What's going on?
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  Speaker 8: Fellas lady.
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  Speaker 10: The dumbest thing I purchased was a automatic T shirt full.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, see now you got medicines attention into this.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, so they see that a machine that you just
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  Speaker 5: put the T shirt on and it does it?
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  Speaker 4: Or is it one of those.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah so no, yeah, so it's like a little
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  Speaker 10: machine that you put like the T shirt in. But
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  Speaker 10: first of all, trying to get the T shirt in
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  Speaker 10: it like was a half bow itself. Secondly, it only
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  Speaker 10: folded like lightweight undershirts, like if you have a normal
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  Speaker 10: T shirt, Like it was too heavy for it to
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  Speaker 10: actually work. Second it only worked like five times and
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  Speaker 10: then it would like die.
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  Speaker 1: You don't I watched, I got I don't know, I
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  Speaker 1: got suckered and watching this video about how the laundry
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  Speaker 1: facility works on a cruise ship and because think about
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: all the towels, all the sheets, all this stuff like crazy,
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  Speaker 1: and it's constant because like the amount of time. So
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  Speaker 1: this was like the towel cleaning machine. Yeah, and how
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  Speaker 1: it folds the towels. They just feed these towels into
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  Speaker 1: this machine and it folds them perfectly. I'm like, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I wondered about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they're sitting there doing it by hand.
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  Speaker 1: They take this giant, giant load out of the dryer
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  Speaker 1: and then you feed them like throw them in this
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  Speaker 1: thing and then straightens them out, throws them through, folds
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  Speaker 1: and folds foot and comes out the other end of
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  Speaker 1: the stack. And they take the stacks. They put them
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  Speaker 1: in those wheelie carts. They around on the deck.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody and then they fold them into swans. Yeah so good,
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  Speaker 2: but this isn't that Yeah something else?
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  Speaker 10: No, No, that it barely worked with like I said,
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  Speaker 10: lightweight undershirt.
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  Speaker 11: And I was thinking I was going to save.
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  Speaker 1: Time and yeah, what makes it?
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  Speaker 10: You know I'm doing that? But I was. It was
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  Speaker 10: it was it was like fifteen years ago off of
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  Speaker 10: a website web name.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So I say, I say, Aaron has the
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  Speaker 1: dumber purchase absolutely question. So Amy had a nice run.
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  Speaker 1: I think everybody agrees.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, somebody said that the bug assault
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  Speaker 1: is bad ass. I have the Co two Revolver and
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  Speaker 1: it works great down and their nest even from a
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  Speaker 1: good distance.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but that must be a pump.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the Co two one sounds pretty cool though,
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  Speaker 1: by that one, Amy, thank you for listening. Appreciate you
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  Speaker 1: all right, So Aaron's and the lead with the automatic
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  Speaker 1: T shirt folder. Dumbest thing you've purchased, let's go to Angel, Hey, Angel,
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: what's up? Dumbest thing you've purchased?
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  Speaker 11: A Right?
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  Speaker 10: During the Pokemon Go craze, my wife and I bought
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  Speaker 10: these two bracelets forty each that let us know when, say,
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  Speaker 10: less a Pokemon something nearby.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, wow, that's really it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: When there's a Pokemon nearby, so it.
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  Speaker 10: Connects or something.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you have to have your Pokemon go app Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it just alerts you when you're Badslet.
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  Speaker 2: What do you don't say? Was this is when they
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: were elementary school sweethearts and he was like in third grades?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I know what.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's a dumb purchase.
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  Speaker 5: What I don't because you could locate Pokemon without having
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  Speaker 5: your phone out. It's actually pretty good. You're you're not
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  Speaker 5: making for I think it's actually useful.
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  Speaker 2: It's useful, But once you locate the Pokemon.
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  Speaker 1: Useful will be like, Oh, I had to do my
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  Speaker 1: laundry for my clothing and I needed to fold it
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  Speaker 1: and put it away. This might save me some time.
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  Speaker 1: Did it work right? No, Like Pokemon is completely unnecessary.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to become a Pokemon master, you got
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  Speaker 5: to capture.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think we have a new leader in the clubhouse.
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  Speaker 1: All right, dumb, dumb purchase.
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  Speaker 5: Angel sticks around, Angel, Angel, Angel, You're smart, dude.
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  Speaker 4: You're on the Pokemon island.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Angel, Hang on one second? Uh, Aaron? Good
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  Speaker 1: luck with the T shirt folding. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: I watched the shirt folder, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I watch these people on online and it shows like, oh,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: this is the best way to fold your underwear, and
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  Speaker 1: they like do this thing where they flip it around
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  Speaker 1: and then it creates a pocket and you fold this
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  Speaker 1: other part and I'm like, who is taking that much
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: time never to fold Underwell?
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  Speaker 4: It was it was crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I was I was doing an event at Lazy Dog
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  Speaker 5: Restaurants and there was a woman there that was hanging
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  Speaker 5: out and she taught all of our listeners how to
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  Speaker 5: like fold it a certain way and it's so quick.
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  Speaker 5: How Yeah, I'm just like how you've Obviously I couldn't
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: retain it, but everyone else did and their mind was blown.
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  Speaker 1: It's impressive when you go to a store that people
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  Speaker 1: have to go around to all the you know, the
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  Speaker 1: tables of shirts and they can just quickly fold it. Yeah,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: you see, I'm just like problem.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a half a second.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, folded perfectly. Yeah, I hated it all right, last
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  Speaker 1: man standing so far. It's Angel and he's his watch
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  Speaker 1: that alerts him when Pokemon are nearby. Let's go to Alyssa, Hey, Alyssa, Hey,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: all right, what's the dumbest thing you've purchased?
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  Speaker 12: Two of my kids have those?
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Oh well, the other kids, their children the angels of
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: grown ass man.
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  Speaker 12: Teenagers still so I am one of those victims of
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  Speaker 12: the TIMU like, we're going to show you things you
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  Speaker 12: don't need, and you're going to get suckered in. And
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  Speaker 12: I just recently bought little plastic raccoons with like trash
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  Speaker 12: can lids on their heads fit into the top of
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  Speaker 12: your extra toilet paper rolls right on the back of
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  Speaker 12: your toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so with the toilet you have an extra roll
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  Speaker 1: of toilet paper. It's just on the tank.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 12: Raccoon head and the little trash can lid.
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  Speaker 11: On his head.
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  Speaker 2: This is the gift that keeps on giving the game.
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  Speaker 12: It looks like he's popping out.
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  Speaker 1: Of Yeah, and it's cute and you have that. Man
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  Speaker 1: Greg's not here to Greg would be mad.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: How should they say? These raccoon toilet paper?
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: We eat them?
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: Like what does they cost?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 12: I think like two of them, two different colors, were
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  Speaker 12: like six dollars or something. But I I somehow accidentally
• 14:20
  Speaker 12: ended up buying more than I needed every single toilet before.
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  Speaker 11: We have like.
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  Speaker 1: All right, hang on one second, all right, So between
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Angel and Alyssa Alyssa, and this is this is this
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  Speaker 1: is for the win because we're out of time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, this is, as Greg would say, this
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  Speaker 2: unsightly and ridiculous. This is it's got to be.
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  Speaker 5: Alyssa Alyssa all right, Melissa, Yeah, Alyssa, because the bracelets useful.
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  Speaker 2: At least there's a goal in mind.
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  Speaker 1: Why do I feel like you're pandering to the Pokemon
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: because so big, you don't want to offend all the people.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Okay that how do you defend that? It's what it's
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: genius because as adult, because you're when you're playing the
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Pokemon game, you have to have your phone out the
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: whole time.
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  Speaker 5: This one, you can just have the bracelet and it
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  Speaker 5: indicates when it's around.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to have your phone out. It's smart.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It is Yeah, for dopes to buy, Yes, for people
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  Speaker 1: that love the game, for people collect what about people
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: who just love you love raccoons? I love raccoons. Okay,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: so but people who love raccoons.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying, if they're going head to head, the bracelet
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: is smarter than the decor or probably loves the watch thing.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: You probably love the watch thing? Or does that kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a cheat?
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  Speaker 6: No?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I mean it's used to help people exercise. The point
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: of the game is to walk around exercise and if
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: the watch helps you, then find Oh I don't understand
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: why wait.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait it is that's a new angle exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not like it's you talked to it, you
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: talk to a dude. It's like, hey, you're watching Dancing
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: the Stars. Yeah, man, there's hot chicks on there. Yeah, no, dude,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: just say you like ballroom dancing.
• 16:03
  Speaker 10: Right, yeah?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: You want to catch them all?
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Just yeah, you and you want to go and everything
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you want to go on a on a Pokemon quest quest.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, exercise happens, but it's not like, well, I need
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: to figure out a way to get some exercise.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I got to catch the cartoon. The phone out the
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: entire time.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: That's on your phone show. Okay, thank you, thank you,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: So we agree, Alyssa is the Oh yeah, all right,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: well Lisa, congratulations. You are the winner of this round
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: of Last Man Standing. You are the things we have
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: time to talk about. You purchased the dumbest thing. Enjoy
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: those raccoon trash can lids for your toilet paper rolls.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Send us extras.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: All right, hang on one second, we'll get your information. We
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: got some more Woodies show for you. Next hang no
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Woody show text stand. All right, welcome back and congratulations
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: to our winner. What's the dumbest thing You've ever purchased?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Last Man's Standing topic and I have a special guest
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: on the line, even though he's out sick today. It
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: was nice enough to pick up the phone when we
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: called ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, Greg Gory, I love.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: You and I miss you.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we said the status status missing current current missing.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, current current missing, guys, it's so weird to be
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: on the phone with you. This is bizarre. I went
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: to bed last night. I've been taking my temperature like
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: every hour last.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Night in case more accurate, more accurate.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: Apparently I was considering trying that, and then last night
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh good, it went from one o two
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: to ninety eight. I'm gold. And then this morning one
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: oh one and I'm livid. But I will, I will,
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: I will be in soon.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, well current missing. Yeah, we did a segment and
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to if you were here, which one
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: would you have voted for. I told you about the
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: dumb I told you about the dumb thing that I purchased,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: that hot towel warmer thing.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: Okay, so yeah, that's the stupidest.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: So I brought that up. I told everybody about it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Then we had people call him, what's the dumbest thing
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: that you purchased? Now, it was down between two people.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: It was down between this person who bought for the
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: extra roll of toilet paper that sits on the tank
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: behind the toilet. It's a little raccoon head that has
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: a trash can lid on its head and it sticks
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: into the hole of the toilet paper roll. So it
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: looks like the raccoons popping out of the roll of
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: toilet paper. Okay, so she bought like a she bought
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: like a two pack of those things.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: Was this woman two years old?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: No, it didn't sound like it. I can't say for sure,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: but didn't sound like it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Didn't.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: The other the other finalist was a dude who he
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and his wife or girlfriend whatever, they bought these uh
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: watches or bracelets or whatever that alerts them to when
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: pokemon are nearby.
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: Oh wow.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's connected to your phone, so you have
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: to look at it like if I brace on your wrist,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: so you don't have to look down at your phone,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: you know, and pokemon are nearby.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: So that's that's a real thing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real thing. So I'm I'm asking you
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: which one would you have voted for, and then I'll
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: tell you which one we determined to be the dumbest one.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: Okay, without even knowing the price, Those don't sound cheap.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: The many you said Pokemon. I'm going with Pokemon, and
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: these are grown adults apparently involved with each other. That
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: is how is that even real? That's the stupidest thing
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: I've ever heard.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, and Menace is trying to make an argument that
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: it's useful.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: I just think that as genius because then they don't
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: have to have their phone out the entire time, would
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: you hate, Greg, And they could just be indicated when
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Pokemon is nearby, just you know pokemono. Yeah, so they
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: can just have this bracelet on and not have their
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: phone now the entire time, which, yah, it's right, you
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: hate And then you're saying that you're four raccoon decor
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: in somebody's bathroom in plain sight, so you are.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: They're both stupid toilet papers.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, true, yeah, no, true.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: But I mean men does craft a good argument with
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: the how I thought they're quote useful, but that to me,
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: I think a bathroom is, especially a powder room, is
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: the only room that is allowed to be like whimsical
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: or I know, you hate that are different And this
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: sounds like this sounds like a single chick who's just
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: has you know, a lot of cats and she's just
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: trying to be cute.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: With the raccoon had things all right? Well, we determined
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: that the Pokemon bracelets were the dumber purchase.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: Agreed, he made the right.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we let that one. We let that one go.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It was the raccoon.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Ads I was on. Greg.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you and se Bass? Yeah, you and Sea Bass.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Uh we're definitely.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you and Sea Bass aligning.
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: Weird.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think it's silly because again, you can,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you can't really make a solid argument
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: of how the usefulness of the raccoons the raccoon heads.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: And yeah, like I was trying to think, like you, Greg,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: First of all, who does who leaves their toilet paper
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: rolls out? Second of all, who embellishes them with a raccoon?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: A plastic raccoon toy? I did not think that would
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: be acceptable. See, yeah, I.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Think Greg's on the right track.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: And like if it's an elderly dimension patient okay, right,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: by the.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Way, who thought Greg's boys could get even sexy? I
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: know it's.
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: Weird, it's pretty good disgusting.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Greg, I hope you feel better. Thank you,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: thank you for picking up.
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: Oh my pleasure. I miss you guys.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm showing right now to your Greg, Greggory,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: everybody there.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: He's like, I don't have to declare that as a
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: suit because I was on you.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got we got more what he showed next,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Hang on, what you show will be right back