Latest / Get Into Gate: A Stargate Podcast / Episode 249: Line In The Sand (SG-1 10.12)
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- 0:25Get into Gate episode two hundred and forty nine took in Stargate SG one.
- 0:31Mitch here, it's nice early morning record, just to bring you behind the
- 0:34scenes. Good morning to you, fine, gentlemen, Matthew earlier, I
- 0:37don't know about nice, that's true. Morning to you. Brendan morning,
- 0:42sir. Hello, Hello, yeah, fine, morning. Look, it's
- 0:46all right. You know, we've done some early morning records in the past,
- 0:49and they've been you know, in the in the Pitch of Black.
- 0:51I mean sometimes we got here at five am in the morning on the weekends,
- 0:54which was I mean, we tried for years to get away from that.
- 0:57We've had some success, and then that was our most successful year in
- 1:00terms of consecutive podcasts too, So something was yeah, something was working.
- 1:04I mean even a five am start. Some days we're getting out of here
- 1:07like post ten am, somewhere between ten am and eleven am. So we
- 1:11put in a fair day's worth of work on the weekends, getting up,
- 1:14getting up at four, getting here by five. Now this is six and
- 1:17I'm like, what is this. We're above this, We're better than this.
- 1:19Yeah, until I dragged us back down. So this is a great
- 1:23patroon isn't it in? It good? Back in the old Milky Way galaxy?
- 1:30Well, you know, I mean we're shooting around a lot of all
- 1:32ray stuff going on, so we're bringing stuff over from other galaxies of course.
- 1:34But yeah, back to in two hundred and forty nine two which now
- 1:38I'm thinking, I'm like, oh, a big milestone next week for us
- 1:41will be in SGA. It might be there isn't coming. He's not coming.
- 1:45Nah, just say you know, okay, are we doing any of
- 1:49your three hundred? Are we just going to leave that? Oh? Mate,
- 1:51We're going to get big. You ain't. I've gone. We've got
- 1:53plenty of things planned. I heard we were going on tour, yeah,
- 1:57to Vegas. Yeah, I don't know who I heard that from. Because
- 2:00literally, I mean we refer to ourselves as the brainstrust. It's literally us
- 2:02three. I mean, if we, if we had some kind of other
- 2:05involvement producers are otherwise we should really start talking about that. Yeah. Yeah,
- 2:10I mean we're brought into the into the fold that we've got a female
- 2:13host who sits in the corner and doesn't say anything. We revealed that in
- 2:15the show about ten or fifteen episodes ago by three hundred. We will have
- 2:20we'll have our own studio in a different buildings. This is going to be
- 2:23great. We're going to make up some absolute rich bullshit. We're talking about
- 2:27line in the Sand and after some success last week, we're going back to
- 2:30the great people at Prime. To read the synopsis, it was a little
- 2:34bit questionable, especially with a with a two part of last week for the
- 2:37return. We'll see how badly they bring forth stuff from the end of the
- 2:40episode, or we'll spoil things. I'm going to say it now. This
- 2:43this, this synopsis starts with Toman arrives on the plane. Yeah. And
- 2:47what I do like is I can see how they've got They've got the actors
- 2:51and brackets. Guys, just remind you that after the tenth season, Amanda
- 2:53Tapping is still in this show. Hoping to use Merlin's phasing device to hide
- 2:58a village from the Auro Army. Something goes wrong, forcing Mitchell, Ben
- 3:00Browner and a critically injured Carter a man happening to hide themselves out of phase
- 3:07from an occupation of Alright soldiers. I don't mind that because it almost suggested
- 3:10that happens after a couple of minutes and then they have to deal with the
- 3:14problem while they're in there, which they do, but obviously it doesn't happen
- 3:15until later. And yeah, holy crap, a black woman's in the show.
- 3:21Where was the last time that happened on Stargate? Yeah, I mean,
- 3:25oh, I was going to say when we were wife, That's what
- 3:29I was going to say, that the warrior group of female Jafar I was
- 3:34the one that was in love with But no, she she was a white
- 3:37woman, so not even then in the background, Yeah, wouldn't said Darky
- 3:43one of her lieutenants, the British chick, the British Nissa or Nissa or
- 3:49whatever. Yeah, but it's been and pulser, what who is that actress?
- 3:55I haven't looked up her name, sorry, Holly, but like she's
- 3:58recognizable or seeing her in a bunch of stuff, the one from this one,
- 4:01Oh no, no, the prominent black woman episode. She was good,
- 4:08though you didn't give a bit more. Yeah, especially when you brought
- 4:11in that annoying white man. Am I right? Am I right? Land,
- 4:13Am I right? Right? Bitching out too much white guy hate?
- 4:16Yeah, no, we can't do that, or are we white guys hating
- 4:19too much? On others. I don't. I don't get the white I
- 4:21hate. Whoever wrote that in please clarify what kind of hate we are?
- 4:25Yeah? Absolutely, although they said they're not listening anymore because we too much
- 4:28white gay hate. We'll never know. You'll never know that guy, though
- 4:31we've seen him before, the annoying guy. Yeah, the annoying white guy
- 4:35Marta. Sure, that's what I got. Annoying that name and it is
- 4:42annoying white guy Marta. Okay. I feel like Matar might be a more
- 4:46star geating name than m A t A R. The black lady Is character
- 4:57is Flama, Oh Flama, the black. I think they're changing it from
- 5:03African American now to black American? Can I just be black? Like?
- 5:10Well, then it goes full circle, doesn't it. Yeah? But it's
- 5:13like, well, if like like Christopher Judge is not a black American because
- 5:16he's Canadian, you know what I mean? So's he's going to be a
- 5:19black Canadian but he's black North American. Mmm. Sorry, Christopher Judge is
- 5:27what he's Canadian, isn't he? No? I don't think I was gonna
- 5:30say if he is. I didn't know that. I was like, have
- 5:32I been watching it? I just saw you're making a joke. No,
- 5:35originally thought that like O'Neil's American, but I thought the other three were all
- 5:41Canadian. I'm not telling you it wrong. I'm just saying that I've been
- 5:44absolutely I haven't looked into it. I'll tell you what I'm going to I'm
- 5:46definitely google never I've never actually looked into that. And you he played football
- 5:53at some level. Apparently he was high level, and then he was on
- 5:58mcgiver. Oh no, he was born in La Well, shut my face,
- 6:04yeah, American actor. Well there you go. Okay, so you
- 6:08can be the god of War then, yeah, that's official. The only
- 6:13thing that was holding him back was Canadian citizenship, right will It'd be cheaper
- 6:17if he was a Canadian. Yeah, that's true. So the yeah,
- 6:23I mean just like just kind of skip around. And I said this on
- 6:27the last SG one episode, and that was The Quest Part one and two,
- 6:30and I said, there were only moments in that entire double episode that
- 6:34I have any faint memory of, and mainly it was that walking through the
- 6:38sand, the time Dilatian Field where everyone else got frozen unless you're on the
- 6:42right path. Other than that, I don't know that I remembered anything out
- 6:45of that episode from my original watch, and it makes me think that I
- 6:48did only ever watch seasons nine and ten once, and then this episode came
- 6:54around and I had, I don't think, and a memory at all watching
- 6:58this entire episode again from watching it the first time around. And I'm now
- 7:01beginning to think, did I watch this on TV? And did I just
- 7:05miss three weeks worth of the show? Four weeks? I guess we won't
- 7:09know until we get closer to the end of the season. And it was
- 7:12one of those things. Oh, I'm obviously going to buy the DVD box
- 7:15set and I'll watch it again like we used to watch it on TV one.
- 7:19Yeah, that's true, But I don't know that I would have dedicated
- 7:23enough time to sit at this point. No, yeah, this point,
- 7:26we were already fans of the show two thousand and seven. Yeah, I
- 7:30definitely have the last season of the show, so you'd want to be yeah,
- 7:31no, but like in both runs because it was on TV. But
- 7:34I was even asking Link yesterday, like talking about the fact we were coming
- 7:38in to record this episode, and I said, well, by by this
- 7:40stage, I would almost have said I would have thought if you would put
- 7:43me down and trying to remember anything. Was that the DVDs for season one
- 7:46and ten would have almost hit Australian shows before Channel seven ever started. Area
- 7:50like that were that delayed. But still I have no memory of much of
- 7:56the last episode, certainly not this one, And I'm wondering whether have I
- 8:00like missed an entire month of this show or something, because I mean,
- 8:01I'm definitely feel for the first grew up with Stargate like we did, then
- 8:07you'd for sure see the first four, first two seasons more than any Yeah,
- 8:13first three seasons more than after that. Well, they'd also play those
- 8:16in repeats between seasons and stuff like that, and happy to rewatch, whereas
- 8:22one season six ro old around. I'll be like Daniel, probably I probably
- 8:26stayed away, watched the first one. Yeah, yes, I'm sure I
- 8:31did a good end Daniel in Yeah, wait till that becomes one in my
- 8:35top ten series. But they're not by then I'll get there. You No,
- 8:39I only say that because the whole Carter thing, like it was like,
- 8:43again, they're not going to kill Carter. But it was as as
- 8:46convincing, I think as it has ever been that they were going to kill
- 8:50off a main character that usually carries the look. For me, it was
- 8:54the look the look that Amanda Tapping gave to men Browder. Was that that
- 8:58gave it the like, the weight and the gravitas and be like, oh,
- 9:03this is this is not just you know, peril of the week.
- 9:05This is I feel like that would be in trouble here her best acting of
- 9:09the series. Yeah, that in that moment. Yeah, it's funny because
- 9:13I I tend to confuse this episode with the next SG one Episode's funny that
- 9:20there's similar storylines spoiler alert. So to me, they're always just the ones
- 9:24you skip. Pat I tend to just go the quest straight into the Shroud
- 9:33because the Shroud's phenomenal. I can't wait for the Shroud. That's one of
- 9:35my favorites of this season. Yeah, so these two are just the non
- 9:39Daniel episodes in between the Room, just like we need to get rid of
- 9:43it, We need to just skip these ones. Nothing really important happens,
- 9:48but then yeah, you get those little moments like you know, we're Amanda
- 9:50Tapping and gets to sort of flex a little bit on it, and you
- 9:52just go, oh, Okay, this wasn't too bad and obviously that would
- 9:56have found a way to not have both things happen at the same time.
- 10:00But imagine if it played out like we're theorizing, what if Carter did die?
- 10:03So what if situation there with what definitely happened in that Michael Shanks was
- 10:07having his allotted time off and they killed Carter off while Shanksy was having a
- 10:15month, you know, sabbatical and like you never got a goodbye well,
- 10:18I mean maybe substituting by that said you bring O'Neill in for how would you
- 10:22if it was still a story? Like it's a lot of track because remember
- 10:26when Daniel was ascended, Carter was the only one that he didn't come and
- 10:28visit, so who he probably tracked that she died when he was away,
- 10:33wouldn't be a big deal. Yeah, payback And also I mean, again
- 10:35it didn't happen, but I said last week with the return on SGA that
- 10:39had that have been a farewell to O'Neill, I wouldn't have been upset even
- 10:43though it wasn't on his show. But I thought he got to go out
- 10:46with a bang action action style but not taking over the show, but still
- 10:50being a good outing and farewell to Richard and so had they a farewell to
- 10:52O'Neill on SGA then killed off Carter while Daniel wasn't around, it would have
- 10:58just been like a or messy and to the final season of this original show.
- 11:03So yeah, none of that happened. I was about to say if
- 11:07it was twenty seventeen or something, they would have killed every character of Yeah,
- 11:11yeah, well thrown stuff. Yeah yeah, I feel like, yeah,
- 11:16in this episode they killed off background actors who just came back the part
- 11:22which was pretty intense, where like Toman just like executed the villagers. Yeah,
- 11:26a lot of those villages later you see in the background because because one
- 11:33of them was like literally like I don't even need our protection because in the
- 11:37auto commentary, Meno Tapic's part of the auto commentary and she's like, Oh,
- 11:41this guy, he's like our personal trainer or whatever. We got him
- 11:43in to be like our feature back, and yeah, he's one of the
- 11:46guys that like gets executed and then just back later on and they always be
- 11:50like, he escaped, just fine, he escaped, he was just wounded.
- 11:54I'm just really really badly burn tiny tiny cnt new here. We do
- 11:58the best to cut around and that Matar and guys fighting the soldiers, and
- 12:05then later all the people who were fighting the soldiers get killed, and yet
- 12:09but he is somehow escapes, yeah, escape us screen. Yeah, so
- 12:13Matar was one of them as well. He was sort of on his knees
- 12:16when Tomin executed that whole group. Yeah, then Matar's back letter on as
- 12:20well. Yeah, we know what he did on his knees and let him
- 12:24Escape's like the alright, never did that. He's a piece of ship.
- 12:33There's always some weak gun dog who's who wants to just capitulate to the powers
- 12:39that be. Yeah, can hate them. Yeah, let let black women
- 12:41speak. See this show ahead of its time, right, I mean she's
- 12:46lucky she's too late. Yeah, well, I mean she did, she
- 12:50did put I thought, I've seen a bunch of people push the buttons like
- 12:54you are right now in this show's run over ten years and they get hoped
- 12:58real quick and and when we're not going to do that. Yeah, But
- 13:03I mean I was worried that she was going to as well, I mean
- 13:05at that point, or that they were going to kill him like it was
- 13:09his you know, I'm here to you know, they're betraying you blah blah
- 13:11blah, and they're going to use him as like, well, you're you
- 13:15know, you've betrayed around people, so obviously will kill you. But then
- 13:18we'll punish the leader of the group, the woman for hiding the secret in
- 13:22the first place. But then you know, they all just get moved on
- 13:24somewhere else. But yeah, I did like she had some good lines.
- 13:30Though, no God should ever ask you to kill an innocent man to prove
- 13:35your sanctity. Be careful you hear that, Christians? Do you hear that?
- 13:41Just louder for those in the back. I mean, you could insert
- 13:45any any religion there. Religion basically you're fine, You're good as far as
- 13:50we know. Well, wow, what I've just done that is of left
- 14:00of our reaction, but I've cut out what he said, so yeah,
- 14:05could you beep it? Yes, just a really long. It's like whoa
- 14:09I did someone say? One said like Buddhism isn't a religion, it's like
- 14:11a philosophy or a theology. There you go, it's happened again. It's
- 14:20like it's like there's no point talking because it's going to get bleeped out with
- 14:22Brendan stuff. So why try. Yeah, I'm be careful because this is
- 14:26like last week who got accidentally racist? Which is one of my favorite moments
- 14:31in the entire episode. Maybe podcast speak speaking, I've never seen Brendan say
- 14:35something hilariously funny and not be aware of ahead of times. I pleaded from
- 14:41my mother that I did, speaking of last week, I did. I
- 14:45did give maybe one of the greatest teasers of all time when I talked about
- 14:48we'd we'd talk about in large clits. Oh, yes, you said next
- 14:54week and that seems specific. Yeah, I thought you meant atlanis. Yeah,
- 14:58no, no, here it is. We did have a hard time
- 15:01as a cast keeping a straight face on this because the drawing looks Claudia and
- 15:05I decided the drawing look like a uterus, and we had to keep you
- 15:09know, cooking at it and pointing at it. So none of us can
- 15:11keep a straight face when they were doing the times. Yeah, just a
- 15:16little unnecessary aside there, But that's what goes on behind the scenes. There
- 15:22you go, Dear, You're not the only ones. Just a couple of
- 15:26gals poking and a vagina, A couple of girls like pointing out where the
- 15:30clip is. Yeah, because that's obvious what they were doing. They're like,
- 15:33oh, hard is it, Amanda to find that? Yeah, look
- 15:37at it. It's large and gorged. All the crew like what are they?
- 15:41Where are they really into that prop? They're recreating that that scene from
- 15:46Friends where Rachel's like a one, A one, two, two three seven
- 15:52seven seven? Did you not notice it before? And you asked me to
- 15:56play ground number seven? I like, I can't hear the number seven?
- 16:00And how is that ruined for me? I just imagine now the prop that
- 16:03they had. I imagine those two would just have a lot of fun with
- 16:07that. Yeah. I just imagine Claudia in like field position that she's like
- 16:11and I'm born. Yeah, two women on the show. They're going to
- 16:15know it better too. They're going to you know, they're going to be
- 16:18able to find their way around a lot better than anyone else. But for
- 16:21anyho's realized we're talking about it's it's the scene where they're referencing how like the
- 16:26town has been told to build one of those the monuments, the monuments that
- 16:30burnt vall are alive last year, and they're looking at the picture and they
- 16:33said it looked like a vagene It's awkwardly. It was the fountain centerpiece when
- 16:38they pointed that out, This is a uterus from that angle. Yeah,
- 16:45the angle can help a lot. Yeah. I just like the ideas a
- 16:49gaffer going home and telling his wife he's like, oh my god. It
- 16:52was like, it's this giant prop right. Yeah, Gary did a great,
- 16:56great job this week. And the girls right, they were saying it
- 16:59looks like a giant vagina and they were pointing out where everything is, and
- 17:03she's like, and so do you know where it is? Now? I
- 17:04did, listen, don't pay any attention. Masturbated. Yeah, I remember
- 17:11they said the outside part was the laby majora and just to ignore that part.
- 17:15Ignore that part, but look for the man in the boat. Are
- 17:18you just speaking Latin? Ignore this? And you got that part, the
- 17:26part of you, the part that you're giving you the most attention to ignore
- 17:30that, ignore that bit. That's actually not what we need. It's not
- 17:33going to be something that you want it to be just because you're giving it
- 17:36attention. Do you reckon the village That seemed really familiar, didn't it.
- 17:40Oh yeah, it's just Sam's makeshift makeshift lab look like Merlin's library quite a
- 17:47bit yep. But like, even though I think with with settings like that
- 17:52that are clearly reused, and with Stargate and the way that we bring in
- 17:56you know, a delaase or or a ride or something like that, where
- 18:00they have so many in jokes, it wouldn't surprise me if they go,
- 18:03Hey, by this point, where using these repetitive sets and settings and even
- 18:07dimensions of rooms so intentionally we want it to look the same no matter how
- 18:11many different planets or galaxies they're on. It just it's just a joke at
- 18:15this point, like we hope you're in on it as an audience member.
- 18:18We are like we are, I think as long terms, but I'm like
- 18:21as a new person who's not up to date, does maybe even doesn't listen
- 18:23to the comment tares or anything that doesn't understand the humor of the people that
- 18:27making it necessarily, I wonder whether that they look at that different even now
- 18:30I'm questioned, I think they did it intentionally as a joke. Yeah,
- 18:33no, that's something I don't think it is too, but it would almost
- 18:37I wouldn't surprise me if I found that out that they were doing that.
- 18:40But you think the fact that they are reusing sets or something that does look
- 18:42so familiar. I mean, you know, take the tungsten filter off it
- 18:45and like, let's just you know a bit of remember season four when we
- 18:49into that planet where it was all the purple trees and stead you know.
- 18:52Yeah, and like when you know, in the early seasons when we're running
- 18:56around the exact same three girl Wild mothership corridors. Yeah, that did matter
- 19:00because we were on infinite amount of Gould mother ships. You were all made
- 19:04two exact specifications, with the exception of the bridge or the peltack where it'll
- 19:10be fire or ribbons or to be whatever. Whereas it's just like with this,
- 19:14it's like, well, no, why would every town be built exactly
- 19:17the same? Right? Yeah. On the village though, and I guess
- 19:25I don't know whether you guys noticed it as well, but for me,
- 19:26the weirdest part was the village went out of phase the r I bombarded it
- 19:33from space and after the Varala escapes and then down VALA's like standing inside the
- 19:41crater of where it's been destroyed by the ship, and then it dephases and
- 19:48then she's like back up a ground level, you know, like with the
- 19:52whole foundations of the actual village and stuff like that. It's a weird thing
- 19:56and the Riders kind of acknowledge it and just tell you just to look away.
- 20:02Don't ask me to explain to you how the ground, how they bombed
- 20:04and the ground and the foundations of the you know that there's it's it's it's
- 20:10out of it out you don't worry about. So that's one for me.
- 20:18But like you from the Riding School of Muntain Geary, who was that?
- 20:22That was Alan McCullough. That was Cooper's new cock for this season. He's
- 20:27got the is the next one too? He wrote, Yeah, he wrote
- 20:30this week's episode and the next one episode is that Amanda tapping assume as well.
- 20:34Yeah, this is that's one for me. But like endgame right and
- 20:41and whole snap he brings everyone back. And then like after you watch that,
- 20:45you go, what about the people that like died on the like on
- 20:48planes, like they disappeared while they were like mid transit over the Atlantic.
- 20:52Five years later get snapped back into or bleeped, you know, back blipped
- 20:56back into existence, just fall from thirty five thousand feet And then the riders
- 21:02and the directors, even though they can't agree on the time travel aspects of
- 21:06those films and the franchise. They go, Oh, I don't know,
- 21:08because like Bruce Banner is obviously really smart and he's really nice. He actually
- 21:12accommodated before he snapped. It was like return everyone to like, you know,
- 21:17an acceptable like place, like wherever they were in the world. It's
- 21:19like you're not floating in a building that doesn't exist anymore, or you're not
- 21:22on the top of a mountain or whatever. It's like you you would just
- 21:25return safe. So one day those people died, it would be much funnier,
- 21:29I think, because you saw it in The Happen the Next Spider Man
- 21:32movie where they got you know, all these kids playing basketball in a school
- 21:36court. They got blipped back, and then so were the people. Sorry
- 21:38they were already they blip back to where people already playing. And so these
- 21:41people running down a basketball court ran into someone that wasn't there half a second
- 21:45ago. So I'm wondering whether one reappears in a chain link fence. Yes,
- 21:52by the Destiny, Elena got bleeped back to the shitter, and so
- 21:56I wondering whether maybe Carter she had that foresight to go because that would actually
- 22:00remembge. How funny that would be that there's an actual crater and then the
- 22:03town comes and then the town comes back. It's like and you just see
- 22:08these buildings just four forty foot and everything gets destroyed. They're like, well,
- 22:15we saved your lives, like yeah, but like our entire infrastructure is
- 22:18gone as like and you're welcome. Yeah, well we'll send you a billion
- 22:22dollars, just like the Ukraine. That'll fix it. In fact, that's
- 22:30they keep telling the American people they're sending it to Ukraine. But then so
- 22:33they send it to a different planet like that thing. They send it to
- 22:37the American arms dealers, and then they send the guns to the U.
- 22:41Yes, that's what happens. Yeah, we just don't know about the middleman.
- 22:45Brandon Gibson and Reflect get it Together. I was thinking about the reviews
- 22:51reflected this podcast. I'm not that of my own. Also, if you're
- 22:57on if you're an exit and any social media platform and you're not a business,
- 23:02please stop putting that in your bio. These views are my own.
- 23:04I'm like, it's your page. Yeah, who else is would it be?
- 23:07Yeah? Known gives a ship. Yeah, Dancy has the best one.
- 23:10Of that goes the views of the views of my own less of the
- 23:11views of the career members of the view, especially whoopee that was his for
- 23:15a while. And I'm like, excellent, good, thanks, pretty good.
- 23:18Yeah. Did anyone else get put off by all the weird Sam god
- 23:22stuff? Yes, that was very odd. I feel like Sam is like
- 23:29the most sciencey science science that's ever scienced, and she spent the last ten
- 23:33years fighting false gods and then suddenly they've decided in this episode that like she
- 23:41has like this little like secret faith. Yeah. And I think the opposite
- 23:45too with Cameron, because when we first introduced to him, and well in
- 23:48the early stages of him being introduced, we get to find out that,
- 23:52like you said, he grew up with his grandmother and she was very you
- 23:53know, faith driven, and he sort of picked up on that and it
- 23:56was like something he didn't really want to speak about, but it was clearly
- 24:00like he believed that even though he's faced with, you know, the prospect
- 24:03that Hale a lot of ancient of ancient Earth gods are actually like these alien
- 24:07assholes that we've been fighting. And then in this episode, yeah, Carter
- 24:11brings it up as something that maybe she's been harboring and never spoken about whereas
- 24:15she brings that with Mitchell and he's like, obviously that's all a bunch of
- 24:18crap, right, Like no yet, or is he just saying that for
- 24:22her benefit because she's, you know, such a science freak. It's giving
- 24:25very like Kinsey back when he was like, there is only one guy,
- 24:27Yeah, yeah, capital g. I think there was an old episode of
- 24:32SG one I was watching the other day where where one of the gould or
- 24:37someone was saying, what about your God? Your God does this or that?
- 24:40And she is, that's different, that's right, she said, that's
- 24:42different. I'm like, why, because it's not because he It is different
- 24:47in that you can't see that god. Yeah. But other than that,
- 24:52spent my entire life did I care to? So the last ten years trying
- 25:00to convince people they believed in false gods. I don't feel like science is
- 25:07going to help me right now. I'm just helping somewhere one of those gods.
- 25:21My grandma used to say, God is like a prairie windstorm. If
- 25:26you look too hard, you get dust in your eyes. But there's still
- 25:30plenty of ways. I know it's there, so I too, believe.
- 25:33I generally just nodded until she gave me a macaroom. There is one thing
- 25:42that I do know is true. Mind is a powerful thing. No matter
- 25:49who or what you believe in, sometimes belief itself makes all the difference in
- 25:52the world. You just don't give up, tell yourself whatever you have to,
- 26:03just believe. You're going to make it. Sound Now, that's all
- 26:07like, maybe that is God the belief. Yeah, I mean that's all
- 26:11fine and dandy and wax poetical and very romantic to think about. But it's
- 26:15like Sam's like, oh, it's been the last year my life diverted to
- 26:18science. I don't think science is going to help me, And yet it
- 26:22did. And then it did the episode with her on her deathbed sciencing the
- 26:27crap out of it using Cameron's hands and then saved not just her life but
- 26:33everybody's. But then also medical science healed her correct yeah, and keep her
- 26:40employed. So yeah, it did help. Yeah, I just I just
- 26:42think that God did too. Yeah. Of course God works the mysterious ways,
- 26:45guys, Even when you can't see his hand, it's still guiding you.
- 26:51Well, I get because that's what I was saying at the start.
- 26:55Of this, which probably got cut out, but for continuity reasons. The
- 27:00I didn't understand like the phase thing, I didn't Well, what I mean
- 27:06is, I didn't understand the motive of it. It's like we can just
- 27:08make things out of phase constantly. It just seems like, I'm glad you
- 27:15bought that up because what happened at the start of the episode, guys,
- 27:22you had mister Landry saying do it and Karda going, well, it's probably
- 27:27not ready yet. It's not really ready. It's not really ready for stuff.
- 27:30It's not really ready to do it anyway. Now, if that had
- 27:36happened over on Atlantis and Rodney was like and she was not really ready,
- 27:41and then and then Weir walks in, it was like, do it anyway,
- 27:44because I'm weird. You would have roasted her. Landry was a knuckle
- 27:49in this an absolute grade, a top level, high brass knuckle karter.
- 28:00Like with Rodney off World, she is undoubtedly like the smartest person on the
- 28:06planet. Oh so you reckon the man smarter. No, I'm saying you,
- 28:11mother, I knew it. He can. All I'm saying is he
- 28:15can give her a run for her money. Sometimes. But if he feels
- 28:19like it depending on depending on what the thing is, you know, because
- 28:23like with with the with the with the brake and how you've just had this
- 28:27conversation in your head. I haven't said a word because it wasn't weird.
- 28:33If it was weird, you would have and you would have come in here
- 28:36with soundbites and little and little wispy voices and John John, we didn't.
- 28:41I didn't And I love it, don't get me wrong. But you know,
- 28:48like obviously there was that episode a couple of weeks ago where it's like
- 28:52when they went to Atlantis and and Varlet gave up then Peggers Project, and
- 28:57she's like, oh, we came here because we need your help, and
- 29:00cards like, oh, we weren't going to tell him that. So you
- 29:03know, they're they're equals. But it's like with he's literally the smartest person
- 29:07in the Pekerss Galaxy. She's literally the smartest person in the Milky Way galaxy.
- 29:10She's flat out telling mister Landry, I refuse to call him general from
- 29:14now on out of disrespect, mister angry. Mister Hank, Yeah, mister
- 29:22Hank angry, and is just like things he knows better. And this is
- 29:26like week after week. Remember the freaking the whiteboard scene that I was gone
- 29:29off about a few weeks ago. Don't know this guy can right off.
- 29:34I've had it. I've had it. I am Gwen Stefani and I've had
- 29:38it up to here. I am going B A N E N E s
- 29:44over mister ridiculous, and because of his free we almost lost the smartest person
- 29:49on the planet. This is what it feels like at home. My wife
- 29:53just starts yelling at me, and I'm like, I haven't done anything yet.
- 29:59I know you will bring this. I know because I know you.
- 30:03I'm just ignoring Maddie like I ignore my wife. That's fine. I'm just
- 30:07worked out pretty well so far. And then the answer is you, Maddie,
- 30:12let me put on a bad check accent, and you really feel like
- 30:15yeah. And my answer usually is and what it's going to be now is
- 30:18yeah, I agree. I thought it was going to be a yes,
- 30:21dear, I agree. I am a yes. I was wrong. That's
- 30:25not what I said, but I'll take it. But isn't that where we're
- 30:27heading. Isn't that where we're heading? Can we just cut out the next
- 30:30ten to forty five minutes I was wrong and I'm an asshole. On all
- 30:34my rewatches of season nine and ten, I couldn't tell if I liked mister
- 30:41Laundry or not. And this time, this time around, I know I
- 30:47don't like him because he dis to check my tap bratach. Yes, yeah,
- 30:52yeah, there's there's decisions, like there's questioning. I know that's not
- 30:56his name, by the way, Yes, in case anyone's kidding twisted up,
- 31:00you're right there. It was like because it's like one thing for him
- 31:02that I think I'm smarter than Carter, and but it's like there's there's questions
- 31:06there about what he does and doesn't know and whether Carter can or can't or
- 31:08anything else that he's done along the way. But we're not just a simple
- 31:11case of like being respectful to a bloke like break Teckt's like, yeah,
- 31:15it's pretty black and white. Do you know when you guys impersonate him,
- 31:18you make him sound a little trumpish, which I think is you know what
- 31:23It's like, it's hard to be voice actors. Sometimes not for me.
- 31:29I mean we got we've got how many seasons of this podcast? Extraordinary?
- 31:33You know what? An absolute Yeah, I had more to say about that
- 31:37what we saying laundry. Yeah, No, I don't like him. I
- 31:44reckon to like next week kind of cements it. Yeah, oh yeah,
- 31:48well even I reckon, I've only watched nine and ten once. I reckon
- 31:52I would have That's what I think I was. I was watching them on
- 31:56DVD, like I felt, I reckon. I would have binged them,
- 31:59so I would have got a lot of landry at once, you know,
- 32:04and so I wouldn't like spacing them out like we're watching this, you know,
- 32:06every couple of weeks and back then just binging it. It would have
- 32:09been like a bad hangover or absence of Hammond where I was like, oh
- 32:15man, he's just not George, right, he's not. I think that's
- 32:16why he's a bit iffy. Whereas now and I'm spacing him out every fortnight,
- 32:21it's like, no, I just think I don't like the way you
- 32:23operate. He operates like remember the how they had that guy step in when
- 32:29when a matter of time? Matter of time and that kind of was a
- 32:31dick. So that's just they're very similar where they act like he said to
- 32:37her, send that bomb and she's like, I don't think it's ready.
- 32:40For that. He's like, you do it anyway, and this is what
- 32:43Hank does as a matter of that. It does, see General, and
- 32:46so just listen myself, General into my eyebrows. I'm setting myself off her
- 32:51for a disappointment here. Let's just play a little fun game where where we
- 32:53can let's rank all the leaders of the SGC from most favorite to favorite.
- 33:00So we've got Hammond, we've got O'Neill, we've got Landry, and we've
- 33:06got we Are, and we've got General Dickhead. Well, he only lasted
- 33:14a day. He's you know someone who someone who lasted more than a pace,
- 33:17like absolutely did. O'Neill was in a here we got his is number
- 33:23two. O'Neill was in that freezer for like three months or whatever. I
- 33:30was just saying, Brendan, reminding you of one episode guy, so that
- 33:35it made sense when he ranked him above Weird. Yes, there was a
- 33:38fourth person to go about Elizabeth. Well, look, okay, if it's
- 33:43like rank your favorite characters that were the boss or rank your favorite bosses,
- 33:46and I think that's what we're doing, because it's like rank your favorite characters
- 33:50that were boss. Well, O'Neil's my favorite compared to Hammond Favorite Boss.
- 33:53Obviously Hammond over that's like the original series, over Next Generation, but Picard
- 34:00over Kirk. I mean, yeah, that's one that's you know what,
- 34:07you know what, Brendan, If you don't watch yourself two more, mate,
- 34:12you're out of me. I don't agree with that. And I was
- 34:16going to say Maddie's in he he could be in a space to talk about
- 34:20it. But because you were recording for Getting the Geek podcast about Star Trek
- 34:25Discovery literally twelve hours ago. The fact that I was recording a podcast about
- 34:30Discover, the fact that you hate that show so much means that you're definitely
- 34:31not going to talk about it outside of recording that podcast Discovery. No,
- 34:35we can. We can talk Janewai versus Cisco versus Piccada. I'm very much
- 34:37down for that conversation. Oh shit, don dunt dun dung what Cisco?
- 34:47Oh n? We got the phong song man't Yeah. And I feel bad
- 34:52for like, because we had that episode of Landry, not that I think
- 34:55you know we're going to I guess, well, I guess we had to
- 34:58do with the start of this episode why she nearly died? Like you said
- 35:00that Landry like, which is his one, that the cabin one them hunting
- 35:05in the cabin with the cabin in the woods. That was what Bridges said
- 35:09was his favorite episode. Yeah. Yeah, that makes it because because he
- 35:14got most and that's what I'm saying is that that was the most stuff that
- 35:16he got to do, which says his job was boring. Yeah. I
- 35:22mean so then you get episodes like this and it's like, this is all
- 35:23you ever really got to do. You got to come in for forty seconds
- 35:27at a time and either kill it like Hammond did, having to come in
- 35:30and go yep, you know what. I trust my team and don didn't
- 35:32mind coming in and just doing a day a week. These are great.
- 35:35I'll come in and work one day a week. Yeah, fine, not
- 35:37a problem. You need me have to You're gonna put me in a cut
- 35:38off and give me a shotgun. You're gonna put me in a cockpit and
- 35:42make me go yeah, awesome, done. You take my payecheck and go
- 35:46home do some painting with my wife. He's a super sill enjoy myself and
- 35:51plus you know who doesn't love a textan? Oh yes, yeah, goddamn
- 35:54it. What is what is bo? Bridges. Is he because he's got
- 35:57a weird accent? I don't know where they from? The Bridges, Yeah,
- 36:02because he does have medicine County Middle Are they from me? Maybe his
- 36:08midwe neighbors the Midwest? And Meryl when she moved in these two get a
- 36:15room. Well, yeah, you're right. Bo. Bo just sounds like,
- 36:17Oh, I don't know where that guy's from. Whereas Jeff really I
- 36:21think fits with you know, he fits that surfer vibe, but that the
- 36:27little Bowski vibevoiced penguin and surfs up Like I'm like, I believe that you're
- 36:30an old surfer that lives in a cabin on the beach, whereas bow Bridges
- 36:32and like, I don't feel like you grew up anywhere near Jeff Bridges,
- 36:36Like he's another mother was born in l A. He and Chris Judge were
- 36:39born in the same city. Where where does bow Bridges accent come from?
- 36:44There's not stink of l A. That's wild old school LA maybe, yeah,
- 36:49that's old Thespian l A. Yeah, he's a hardcore Thespian. The
- 36:53whole family, generations of massive Thespians. Oh yeah, what was it Lloyd?
- 37:00Right, Yeah, God, I forget Lloyd Bridges. Yeah. I
- 37:06think for the longest time I knew that Lloyd Bridges, who only know for
- 37:08a handful of movies, and Jeff Bridges father and son. But then as
- 37:12I started watching Stargate, I kind of pushed Lloyd to the side a little
- 37:15bit. My mind. It's like, oh, yeah, you got Bow
- 37:16and you got Jeff's by the Baldwins as well, they just get less and
- 37:20less with the talent they liked. You forget one and two more pop up
- 37:24and then they marry a Beaver and it's like, oh my god, they're
- 37:30multiplying. And then they come out and they vocalize against Trump. Someone shoots
- 37:36another person. It's like, man, you guys are everywhere. Oh how
- 37:38good was that ring installation? Whether the Aura come and drop? That was?
- 37:45Yeah, I was thinking the other day it was the original idea that
- 37:49they need to do in the new series is that the Tiree ships can just
- 37:52drop them on any planet. Yeah, so they can ring down. Yeah.
- 37:55Apparently there's some conjecture in the writing room when they came up with that,
- 37:59because like, well, why they just like drop like a troop ship
- 38:01or something like that, and they're like, well, because this is way
- 38:04cooler obviously because this is the first time we've seen like the fighters and stuff
- 38:07as well for the ARI, I think. I don't think we've seen like
- 38:09little the fighter ships like the big toilet seat ships before. They kind of
- 38:14look like the rafies. Yeah, it's kind of like a cross between the
- 38:17air the darts and then like a glider with no wings kind of thing.
- 38:21Yeah, because you know, a lot of the a I take is kind
- 38:23of just like ancient ancient, but it's also like it's what the girl will
- 38:29base their technology, like what they stole, the kind of technology, so
- 38:32it's all kind of very reminiscent, you know, with the the a I
- 38:37Staff weapons and all that kind of stuff. So those are staff weapons are
- 38:42kind of cool actually thinking about that. They're as intimidating. I find it's
- 38:45like as like, a yeah, super effective, Yeah, because they're much
- 38:50thinner. It's just a broomstick with two little prongs when you run around with
- 38:53them because they're made a plastic. Yeah. I do wish they kind of
- 39:00had like the open up like the like the force field back on them or
- 39:02something, but they do look stabby as well. Yeah. Yeah, they
- 39:07remind me of like it's almost like the old school, like the rifles with
- 39:10the bayonettes on the end, where it's like if you got into close combat,
- 39:13yeah yeah, you could stab it. You could really hold back a
- 39:15crowd with that. And do we see? Was it rings from the very
- 39:21first time we were introduced to the area, like the early say it was
- 39:23when they disappeared that weird planet with the with the guy in the firewalls.
- 39:28Yeah, because after Valor was burned and the prior came and like the ring
- 39:31place they wore off, Yeah, the Planes of Celestis. Yeah, I
- 39:36think I forgot that it was rings. I just fegured like it was almost
- 39:37like a beaming sort of situation because when they dropped the rings in like in
- 39:42like six inches of water. Yeah that's right. Yeah, Yeah, I
- 39:45must have forgotten about that because I saw that ring platform. Oh yeah,
- 39:47they just I mean it still works the same. It's just a reminder to
- 39:52have. I think Daniel called it, sorry, Daniel called it something else,
- 39:54the planes of because after he left that that creepy dude with the with
- 40:00the flame wall the yeah, he walked out and he's Planes of Molestous more
- 40:04like it well that's because he's the or I space pope. Yeah, so
- 40:07when you think, well, obviously sock By photo Dick, but then both
- 40:14of them are obviously way too old to be on a priest's radar, so
- 40:17fading that after what he saw, Yeah, yeah, look at Yeah,
- 40:23I think it's just like we haven't we don't see it a lot. I
- 40:27feel like we're just people are always there or you know, the the prize
- 40:30to sort of pop up all the time. But just seeing the rings and
- 40:35I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right, Like it's everything's a bastard
- 40:37eyed technology, like it's got it. Just it's adding to the mythology or
- 40:40reminding you of the mythology that so much of this stuff was stolen from somebody
- 40:45who stole it from somebody who stole it, and these guys were the initial
- 40:46people, like the ancients that literally created everything cool that we see in the
- 40:52show. But up until season seven, we just thought it was different people.
- 40:55Although spoiler alert, when you when we get to Ark of True,
- 41:00it's kind of revealed that well, the a I are kind of using this
- 41:04technology that you feel like the ancients actually built. Yeah, right, because
- 41:07you find out more about the philosophical divide between like the ancients and the the
- 41:13are i as Cooper, and a bunch of them are scientists and a bunch
- 41:19of them are Bible bashes. Yeah, so you feel like, well,
- 41:21of those two groups, it's probably the scientists who invented the rings and invented
- 41:25the staff weapons and all those kinds of things, and then all the bubble
- 41:29bashes were went, you can't take away my guns. That's my rat.
- 41:32That's my rat. Jesus Christ, So allegorical, guys, don't you love
- 41:38when sci fi gets allegoris? But what does that got to do with anything?
- 41:42The rings? How's that got to do with the technologically? Because I'm
- 41:45saying the scientists invented it. The Bible bash is going. You're saying the
- 41:50Bible bashes the alright, and the scientists the ancients, Yeah, are the
- 41:55u Zurins were? Because that's literally what Archa of Trust tells, It tells
- 42:00us, And that's when the scientist go, We're just going to go where
- 42:05like we've you guys can have whatever this is, you can have it.
- 42:10We're going to take all that cool shit and just go We're beyond. We're
- 42:13going to go and actually build a paradise. Yeah, and go on and
- 42:15do that. Yeah. Going to the old man, the ex Homan Toman,
- 42:24like he comes back and I'm like, oh, yeah, you are
- 42:27so like because like he was what he was when we first met him,
- 42:30and then very quickly was ready to get on his knees himself for the Ori.
- 42:34And the Prior is like, no, no, no, I'm fully
- 42:37about this. And then obviously, you know, his wife is having you
- 42:39know, the immaculate conception of of the or Si, and it's just like,
- 42:43why wouldn't he be you know, all about that? Although kind of
- 42:45weird, that wouldn't he I don't know if they've got like a NEPO thing
- 42:49going on in that galaxy, but like, surely you would think that like
- 42:52the Orisa, she fully believes in herself and believes in the Ari, and
- 42:55so does Toman. But wouldn't he have gotten a straight motion to be like
- 43:00part of her security, you know, detail or something like part of her
- 43:04you know, secrets that we have seen her? Yeah? I guess in
- 43:07a way it's like he's he is too. God, what's her name,
- 43:15Marina Baker? Yeah, what's her character's name? He is to Adria as
- 43:21Daniel is to she fu. Yeah, like it was like his wife got
- 43:25knocked up by someone else kid and yeah, yeah, so but yeah,
- 43:30I don't think they have a really sure was the daddy though, or are
- 43:32daddy was the ari? So all of them though just a gang bang book.
- 43:39That's what all that fire was. That was the you know, it
- 43:43was the heat from all of the sex. Yeah, it was a it
- 43:46was it was like it was like a mad Monday for the Yeah, that's
- 43:51when, Yeah, that makes sense because remember she was like she was down
- 43:55on the bed and there was just flames coming through the ceiling. So yeah,
- 44:00And funny that actor Tim Guinea Ganny, I don't know he had like
- 44:06between now are you talking about bol cut? Yeah, bowl Cut. He
- 44:09had a really good twelve months, Like this is his final episode of Stargate.
- 44:14This is he had three episodes, which is wild round Tomanman Toman we
- 44:21never see we do we see him again in an Arm of Truth. But
- 44:23that's what I was going to get to. She found that crazy that that's
- 44:25his real name, is the actor, because I feel like I've seen this
- 44:28guy in so much that's a week. That's what we're getting too. So
- 44:30in the next twelve months from now was he filmed this. He went on
- 44:35too, then film Arc of Truth, and then in the same year filmed
- 44:37Iron Man. Iron Man. He was an he was he was like the
- 44:43guy running the when when Tony Stark is testing out the suit and there's there's
- 44:46two jets chasing him down, he's the guy back in the control center going
- 44:52down, going on. Haircut. Yeah, yeah, in the US military
- 44:57would not accept a bowl cut. Actually got millions unless you're Samantha Carter.
- 45:02Then the Air Force except the bulk. Yeah, you know, I did
- 45:06think about that in this episode. It's one thing for him to sort of,
- 45:07you know, join join the front. In those first couple of episodes
- 45:10or first two episodes, I guess that we saw him at the beginning of
- 45:14well, the first episode he was giving him at gim face. Yeah,
- 45:16hanging out with hanging out with Varala, not getting it well, getting it
- 45:22and then yeah, absolutely sing it up. Uh, and then the ALR
- 45:25telling him that, oh, by the way, because you're giving him at
- 45:29gimp face, you actually can't knock anybody out because apparently somehow I radio show
- 45:35ready to go. Yeah, apparently a leg injury means you can't have kids,
- 45:38so yeah. But in that like, it's one thing for him because
- 45:43he was, you know, he was limping around and not conceiving children around,
- 45:46gimping around, and and Hela's like fair enough. And then in this
- 45:51one it's like he's the leader of all of that. He's the ultimate general.
- 45:55Yeah, and I'm like with that, like kept, mate, I
- 46:00don't look like already he looks like a short king, which is fine,
- 46:05but you don't when he busts in the room the first time you see him
- 46:07in this episode, there's already been soldiers in there, and they look intimidating.
- 46:09They're tall, they're wearing stuff over their face, like they're a faceless
- 46:14army. And then old Bank walks in. He's like, angry with my
- 46:17eggs, mate, and even and I'm like, I'm so, I'm sure
- 46:22you're trying Toman is it. I'm not calling you general Tommy. I'm gonna
- 46:27call you Tommy, Tommy Pickles. I'm going straight to Pickles because he walks
- 46:31like Tommy before. Yeah, I'm not feeling it. And then and his
- 46:37helmet kind of looks like a bowl cut too, you know what I mean.
- 46:40They were they gave him a ship helmet just just for a quick reveal.
- 46:45Yeah, I'm like, dude, we knew it was him, and
- 46:49it's like, and it's not you're the shortest man of the army. Yeah.
- 46:52Yeah. The area were like you think Jafar armor is impractical, hold
- 46:57my beer? Check out this ship would make and these idiots right in that
- 47:00twelve months I really actually wear it actually where Yeah, al I just sitting
- 47:06up there just looking down just from their God TV. He's just going,
- 47:08look what this idiot way we fixed his kippie leg and now he's gonna he's
- 47:13gonna wear a helmet that looks like a bowl cut. And then he takes
- 47:15off the helmet and he's got a real bowl cut. If it gets longer,
- 47:20they just trim it. No helmet, they make his helmet longer.
- 47:23Yeah. Yeah, how did we duck nose or something on it? Yeah,
- 47:32which is giggling. Everyone else just had like I was gonna get because
- 47:37anyone who's familiar with it as much as Maddie and I asked us mc U
- 47:42know, it's like I it was so like over the top hardcore army guy,
- 47:45like that shot where Rody's like, I don't know if we should shoot
- 47:47this down. And he's staring straight like, you know, to the like
- 47:51left of screen or something. He doesn't blink for the entire time. He
- 47:54says like forty words defin thing, just took out an F twenty two inside
- 47:58illegal, No flies on whip if you have a clear shut ticket. Yeah,
- 48:02yeah, for like a thirty second cameo in that movie. I like
- 48:06how ott he went. But yeah, I just I like, I liked
- 48:13that. Obviously he he came. I'm so into this religion that he even
- 48:17started. There's that scene in the Simpsons where Ned Flanners his house is the
- 48:22only one affected by the hurricane and then ah, hell didly Ding do on
- 48:24crap? And he's sitting there in the shelter. He's the only person in
- 48:28the shelter. And then he goes to the church and he prays and he's
- 48:30like, God, I've done everything the good Bible says, even the stuff
- 48:35that contradicts the other stuff. My favorite lines in the entire Simpsons run and
- 48:38I figured that's what Toman is. He's there like shooting and people down,
- 48:44and then he goes talk to the prior and he's like and the prize,
- 48:45like obviously we're got to kill the entire village. He's like, oh but
- 48:49hang on, mate, the sorry prior. I get it, and you're
- 48:52obviously great, but the book that we're promoting it says not to do that.
- 48:57And he's like, well, that's up to your own interpretation. I'm
- 48:59like, oh, we get in some territory here. Yeah, we've got
- 49:01people miss interpreting the same piece of text. Okay, So I actually like
- 49:06that. So he still that he's so into his religion that he actually wasn't
- 49:12doing what where suggesting the bad guys are all about? And that you know,
- 49:15that was a good turn that. I mean, the fact that he
- 49:16says he's still in love with Varala and I'm like, oh, I could
- 49:19take or leave that room, who cares. And I don't know that I
- 49:22necessarily believe it because literally the opposite of gay, because you were so gay
- 49:27in the two thousand and three cents. Yeah, like e y, yeah,
- 49:31obviously yeah, yeah that's still problematic, but yeah it is, and
- 49:34that's fine. But like I think, because he's been so into the religion,
- 49:38the fact that for the last what however many months or twelve months or
- 49:43whatever it might have been since the fallout with Varla happened. I feel like
- 49:47he would have fallen out of love with her, So I don't know that
- 49:50I necessarily needed that. But the fact that he's like, it's the only
- 49:53pussy he's ever had, Yeah that's true. Yeah, actually, yeah,
- 49:57he's still in love with a woman he lost. And then I think that
- 50:00also she had a man with another but she had a baby with another man.
- 50:01Yeah, kind of thing that keeps him coming back. Yeah, I
- 50:05want to I want to put a I want to put a baby in that
- 50:07oven. Yeah you can't. They can. Yeah, I mean the old
- 50:09the ultimate revenge would be for him to bang Andria. But that some Woody
- 50:15Allen shit that that JT movie in Time and Obvious Ages passed twenty five.
- 50:22So justin Timbleke's mother is Olivia Wild, and I'm like, it's going to
- 50:25be some weird like, you know, coming home after after a tiresome day
- 50:30and you will walk in and your mom sitting there looking like Olivia Wild.
- 50:32She just jumps out of the chair and easy. Now they're actors made.
- 50:38He is getting weird. They're just actors. Yeah, look, just tell
- 50:42me you've got edible complexes. And I was how else can you watch porn
- 50:45unless you don't believe those people actually step the siblings and fathers and whatever.
- 50:50Step not not literal, that's not a macaroon. Well no, I just
- 50:57thought it was such a weird throwback, like as a joke, and like
- 51:00that's the Maybe it's an American macaroon. There's a macaroon and there's a macaron.
- 51:06Really, so macaron is the French dessert, which is which we call
- 51:09macaroons. No, but which one is the president? Okay? Yeah,
- 51:13but yeah, but to be fair, I can go down to Taco Bell
- 51:15and they'll call it a tortilla. So Australians who says that people who work
- 51:21at Taco Bell that I would like a chicken tortilla please, And the chocodia
- 51:27because they do a case but it's filled with the teller and it's called a
- 51:30chocodia. Just say the man of people have other cossa dillay are geese On
- 51:40a subway with a mate, he said, I'll have the sandwich, no
- 51:44gelapinos please. I'm like, I still don't know whether that was a joke.
- 51:49I still don't know whether he was doing it is a bit to me
- 51:51that's the Star Trek joke when an alien goes. Maybe next time a few
- 51:53less gelapinos. I still don't know whether he was trying to be funny.
- 51:59Yeah, do that? Does that board work? Yeah? That's the one.
- 52:06Are we up to? No, that's my that's one. Brennan's on
- 52:08one. Ah right, sorry, I mean we've never we've never been in
- 52:13this territory before he brought up. Yeah, bring it up again, also
- 52:21saying before we got the macaron, the macaron. Yes, so the French
- 52:25dessert is a macaron, which is like the two little puffy things with the
- 52:28gouey stuff in the middle. That's no, that's a macarron. I'm saying
- 52:34in Australia and I'm trying to finish a sentence. This was me all through
- 52:42season four, so just relaxed. A macaaroon is a coconut and chocolate based
- 52:47dessert that is typically I feel like you have them backwards. Yeah we can
- 52:54google it, mate, No, we have. We bastardized that in Australia
- 52:58because I know that I know what the macaron. The macaron that I'm picturing
- 53:01that I know is the soft with the guy like a biscuit. But yeah,
- 53:06a much sweeter. That is their French macaron. Yeah right, But
- 53:08in the same way when I say biscuit, we have to explain to America
- 53:13about or we also when it's when it's spelt maroon, you know what I
- 53:17mean? I mean, and I get really particular about that come origin,
- 53:22especially when someone tries to say, oh I love watching the Maroons instead of
- 53:24origin. Yeah, and how is that colorful? How is that spelt karoon?
- 53:31How is it spelt You just said a word? How is it?
- 53:35Is there one o or two o? Is it the too? Yeah,
- 53:37saying it's the confusing part, got it the wrong way around? No,
- 53:40I don't think so. Well, make google it yourself. Yeah, I
- 53:46think there's there's a place where both of you are right that Maddie macarn mate,
- 53:52you buy them from coals and they're the French little biscuits with the guy
- 53:54ship in the middle. I think French people would actually, you don't buy
- 53:57macarons and coals. But but that m A C A R O N.
- 54:01That's a macaron. That motherfucker is a macaron. A macaroon is a coconut.
- 54:07I google M A C A R double O N and it shows me
- 54:13the pretty little pink, fluffy cookies with cream in the middle. Eat my
- 54:19macaroon, Dick, what flavor? Okay, well I just googled macaroon with
- 54:24two ends versus macaron with one end, and it says a macaron one o
- 54:30is a sandwich like cookie that's filled with jam ganash or butter cream. A
- 54:34macaroon two o's is a droop cookie made using shredded coconut. Eat my crusty,
- 54:39hairy ass on because it tastes like a macaroon. A macaroon with two
- 54:46o's is a small cake or cookie originally made from ground almonds, egg whites,
- 54:51and sugar, now often with coconut. Yes, that's what I've been
- 54:54saying this whole time, but they've got that's a macaroon. That's what I'm
- 54:59saying, and the Google's got the wrong picture that Yeah, when you are
- 55:02we need to take this up with Google's problem Google some cuts we should know,
- 55:09like I feel like we if someone you know what we could do,
- 55:14Holly Google, the owner of Google. Do you know you know I can't
- 55:19wait for is after the tablet conversation, Our inbox is going to be flooded
- 55:22with people having arguments about macarin later on now on a Stargate podcast, who
- 55:27knew baked goods with the hot topic? So that was my original question and
- 55:30Mitch agreed, was the bastard of isation of Australian But what have we established
- 55:35in the last five weeks? You guys went to Carmel. Guys, well,
- 55:39I just used my Google. I got an actual education. I'm just
- 55:45gonna do where did you put out that information to show us? I googled
- 55:49it, so did Brandon on my Samsung. I'm not an Apple cut got
- 55:57a real education and you use an actual information? I think for myself,
- 56:00who would have thought? Though? I mean, Alan McCulloch's writing this episode
- 56:02in two thousand and seven and they're like, why'd you use macaroons? Macarons?
- 56:07He's like, I just got a feeling it's going to destroy a podcast
- 56:09in like fifteen six, separated by more than just an Oh, macarons and
- 56:14macaroons may have similar sounding names, but these two cookies couldn't be more different
- 56:17when it comes to taste and technique. No, I'm not, I'm not.
- 56:22No one's arguing that that is real. We're just saying that when Brendan
- 56:24googled it, that's what came up. Well, it's not my fault.
- 56:28He doesn't know how to news Google. Maybe he should go back to ask
- 56:30Jeeves. He just google the word and then it shows you the picture.
- 56:34Well, you know what the problem, You're just the problem with modern information,
- 56:37right depending you know what, I googled macaroon versus macaron and I got
- 56:40the right answer. So I'm obviously a better googler too, Will you cherry
- 56:44picking? What I'm saying is, Maddie, what are the best who listens
- 56:46to Joe Rogan here? Maybe like depending, I'm not saying one way or
- 56:52another, but it's like, you know, that's what information is right now,
- 56:53depending on your algorithms. It's telling you one piece of information the same
- 56:58thing where it's telling Maddie another thing. And it's like, hope you guys
- 57:00will fight, fight, fight fight. Even here is a centrist saying this
- 57:07raper butt, but just sat him. But I love him. I love
- 57:13him. I just know how to see people be eating crocodiles right down the
- 57:16territory that we've gotta get out of here. Get into Geek, get into
- 57:22Gate, Get into the Gate Stargate podcast, Get into it now, before
- 57:29it's too late,