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9-1-1 on the Rocks: 1x06 — “Heartbreaker” Recap: Happy Valentine’s Day, Don’t Choke · Fandom on the Rocks

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  Alison: Correct.
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  Alison: Good<00:04:25.913> job.
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  Alison: but
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  Alison: on<00:05:17.068> this.
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  Mandy: Ah,
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  Alison: He
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  Emily: Mads,
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  Alison: It's<00:05:34.423> fine.
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  Emily's
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  Alison: Okay,
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  Emily: it...
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  Alison: Cannot
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Apparently
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  Mandy: I
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: and<00:07:41.358> slap<00:07:41.638> him?
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  Alison: Prayer
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  Emily: episode.
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  Alison: prayer
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  Mandy: this
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  Mandy: definitely
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  Emily: yeah.
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  Alison: circle.
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  Mandy: happens.
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  Emily: No.
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  Alison: No,
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  Mandy: So
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  Alison: airplanes.
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  Alison: God
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  Mandy: hate<00:08:59.658> it.
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  Alison: Eight.
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  Mandy: Hmm.
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  Emily: Very<00:09:16.498> specifically<00:09:17.228> a <00:09:17.298>Halloween<00:09:17.738> episode<00:09:18.178> in<00:09:18.298> season
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: episodes.
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  Mandy: Interesting.
• 9:34
  Yeah.
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  Okay.
• 9:35
  Oh.
• 9:36
  Alison: But
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  yeah,
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  Mandy: Is
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  Okay.
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  Emily: a
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: altogether.
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  Mandy: Uh-huh.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: They<00:09:58.118> were...
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  Alison: two.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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• 10:08
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: But
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: I<00:10:15.318> think<00:10:15.768> I
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: aw.
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• 10:25
  Mandy: Ugh,
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  Mandy: yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Alison: Right.
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Okay,<00:11:09.537> I<00:11:09.627> have<00:11:10.047> a<00:11:10.147> TV <00:11:10.697>a,<00:11:10.807> a<00:11:11.027> 30-second<00:11:11.847> TV<00:11:12.187> rant.
• 11:13
  Mandy: Go<00:11:13.257> for<00:11:13.457> it.
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  Emily: That's<00:11:14.197> what<00:11:14.327> this <00:11:14.467>whole<00:11:14.697> fucking<00:11:15.317> podcast<00:11:15.887> is.
• 11:16
  Alison: Correct,
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  Mandy: make<00:11:17.437> a<00:11:17.467> great<00:11:17.657> TikTok.
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  Emily: Bottle<00:11:36.637> episode.
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  Mandy: You're<00:11:46.337> so<00:11:46.687> good
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  Emily: love<00:11:47.637> a<00:11:47.687> bottle.
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  Alison: fucking<00:11:48.817> love<00:11:49.247> a<00:11:49.387> bottle<00:11:49.717> episode.
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  Emily: They<00:11:57.077> haven't.
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  Mandy: Hmm.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah,
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  Alison: If
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• 12:59
  Alison: and
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Mandy: That<00:13:02.732> would<00:13:02.862> be<00:13:02.962> so<00:13:03.212> good.
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  Alison: Come<00:13:04.287> on,<00:13:04.447> y'all.
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  Alison: back.
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  Emily: and<00:13:33.757> it<00:13:33.887> costs<00:13:34.507> nothing.
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  Emily: don't
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  Alison: I
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  Emily: I'm
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Crazy.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Perfect,<00:14:45.267> let's<00:14:45.477> do<00:14:45.657> it.
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  Alison: Correct.
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  Alison: Aw.
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  Emily: a
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  Mandy: kinda,
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  Emily: mother?
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Boss<00:15:47.092> bitch?
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: "Abigail,<00:16:33.777> have<00:16:33.957> you<00:16:34.087> been<00:16:34.217> talking <00:16:34.497>to<00:16:34.557> Carla<00:16:34.867> about<00:16:35.127> your<00:16:35.207> sex<00:16:35.507> life?<00:16:35.847> Ma'am."
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  Emily: Right,<00:16:37.132> or<00:16:37.352> is<00:16:37.492> Carla<00:16:37.882> listening?
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:16:39.647> no.
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  Alison: Wouldn't<00:16:41.167> surprise<00:16:41.627> me.
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  Mandy: She's<00:17:05.942> very<00:17:06.622> clear<00:17:06.802> on<00:17:06.862> that.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: She<00:17:09.022> does.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:17:22.732> I<00:17:22.782> was<00:17:22.992> like,<00:17:23.192> "Jesus
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  Mandy: Like,<00:17:23.932> nah.
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  Emily: That--
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  Emily: I<00:17:46.012> mean,<00:17:46.132> he's<00:17:46.332> not<00:17:46.552> wrong.
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  Alison: down,<00:17:47.927> edgelord.
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  Mandy: But<00:17:49.322> Bobby<00:17:49.662> did<00:17:49.792> make<00:17:49.992> a<00:17:50.042> great<00:17:50.362> point.
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  Emily: No.
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  Mandy: That<00:17:57.262> are<00:17:57.642> commercializing<00:17:58.342> it.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: Wade<00:18:08.657> Nash,<00:18:09.207> you<00:18:09.577> romantic.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:18:18.442> pretty<00:18:18.742> much.
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  Lore
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:18:20.887> that<00:18:21.597> mental<00:18:21.907> image <00:18:22.177>too,<00:18:22.307> you're<00:18:22.447> like,<00:18:22.657> "So,<00:18:23.577> okay.
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  Alison: Interesting.
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  Alison: Doesn't
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  Emily: Oh,
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  Mandy: It
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  Emily: doesn't
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  Mandy: really<00:18:44.677> does.
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  Yeah.
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  Alison: it?
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  Emily: Yeah,
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  Alison: that?
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  Emily: How
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: In<00:19:00.082> later<00:19:00.372> in<00:19:00.452> the<00:19:00.542> episode, <00:19:01.092>there's<00:19:01.442> definitely<00:19:02.002> like,<00:19:02.632> "Whoa,
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  Bobby,
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  Mandy: that's<00:19:03.952> like...
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: been<00:19:21.087> last<00:19:21.447> year,
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Mandy: Interesting.
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  Emily: of<00:19:39.382> you<00:19:39.512> watching <00:19:39.912>Season<00:19:40.322> 1?"<00:19:40.592> 'Cause<00:19:40.752> a<00:19:40.802> lot<00:19:41.012> of
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: watch...
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  Alison: You're
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:19:46.752> okay.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: that<00:20:06.437> shit<00:20:06.867> up.
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  Alison: it,<00:20:07.602> you
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  Alison: far.
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  It
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  Emily: Yeah,
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  Alison: right<00:20:09.342> there.
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  Emily: it<00:20:09.717> was<00:20:10.027> right
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: drop<00:20:26.067> it<00:20:26.207> very<00:20:26.427> far.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: placed<00:20:28.057> it<00:20:28.137> on<00:20:28.347> the<00:20:28.407> bench<00:20:28.837> and<00:20:29.017> walked.
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  Mandy: No.
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  Alison: It's<00:20:30.647> one<00:20:30.787> of<00:20:30.857> those<00:20:31.097> things<00:20:31.457> that <00:20:31.897>I<00:20:32.157> get<00:20:32.367> to<00:20:32.457> this<00:20:32.617> point<00:20:32.807> in<00:20:32.877> the<00:20:32.947> season<00:20:33.337> and
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  Emily: I<00:20:40.682> know.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: cinematography<00:20:52.617> here <00:20:52.957>is<00:20:53.117> screaming<00:20:54.487> meet<00:20:54.797> cute.
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  Emily: As<00:20:55.707> soon<00:20:55.877> as<00:20:55.987> Abby<00:20:56.237> walks<00:20:56.527> in<00:20:56.697> and <00:20:56.787>meets<00:20:56.987> Bobby,<00:20:57.347> I'm<00:20:57.517> like,<00:20:58.087> "Hold<00:20:58.597> on.
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  Alison: Hold
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  Emily: Hold
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Okay,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: see<00:21:01.797> it."
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  Alison: and<00:21:02.682> the<00:21:02.762> show<00:21:03.022> does<00:21:03.362> this<00:21:03.552> from<00:21:03.712> time <00:21:04.002>to<00:21:04.092> time,<00:21:04.562> and<00:21:04.772> it's<00:21:04.992> all<00:21:05.202> of<00:21:05.282> a<00:21:05.342> sudden<00:21:05.632> it's
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: it's<00:21:15.122> like<00:21:15.262> at<00:21:15.382> this<00:21:15.532> point<00:21:16.022> it's<00:21:16.432> one <00:21:16.672>of<00:21:16.782> my<00:21:17.142> beautiful<00:21:17.642> "Teen<00:21:17.912> Wolf"<00:21:18.122> problems.
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  It's<00:21:18.712> like<00:21:19.442> Buck<00:21:19.692> and<00:21:19.782> Abby,<00:21:20.622> Abby <00:21:20.922>and<00:21:21.032> Bobby,<00:21:21.892> Bobby<00:21:22.212> and<00:21:22.352> Buck,
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  Emily: No.
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  Alison: and
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  Emily: No,<00:21:24.642> that<00:21:24.862> is<00:21:25.022> incest.
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  No.
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  Alison: just,<00:21:28.292> I'm<00:21:28.432> just <00:21:28.632>saying<00:21:28.812> I<00:21:28.882> can<00:21:29.012> see<00:21:29.222> it,<00:21:29.422> okay?
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  I'm<00:21:29.992> just<00:21:30.222> saying<00:21:30.402> I<00:21:30.492> can
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  Emily: The
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  Mandy: Do<00:21:31.527> we<00:21:31.627> need<00:21:31.797> a<00:21:32.077> we<00:21:32.197> listen <00:21:32.677>and<00:21:32.857> we<00:21:33.137> don't<00:21:33.367> judge<00:21:33.607> moment<00:21:34.187> between
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  Emily: See,<00:21:35.567> now<00:21:35.747> the
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  Mandy: Buck<00:21:36.177> and...
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  Emily: between<00:21:36.957> Allison<00:21:37.467> and<00:21:37.517> I,<00:21:38.017> I <00:21:38.187>just<00:21:38.407> judge<00:21:39.127> all<00:21:39.437> the<00:21:39.487> way<00:21:39.677> down<00:21:39.907> to<00:21:39.977> hell.
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  Alison: And<00:21:41.052> I<00:21:41.172> just<00:21:41.362> listen.
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  Emily: Other<00:21:42.847> people,<00:21:43.397> I'm<00:21:43.557> like,<00:21:43.867> "Okay, <00:21:44.217>we<00:21:44.417> don't<00:21:44.667> kink<00:21:44.937> shame."<00:21:45.317> I<00:21:45.447> just<00:21:45.597> shame
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Alison: It's<00:21:48.252> true,<00:21:48.542> all<00:21:48.772> the<00:21:48.822> time.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: That's<00:21:50.022> valid.
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  Alison: That's
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  Mandy: long<00:21:51.522> as<00:21:51.582> it's,
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  Alison: I<00:21:51.847> guess.
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  Mandy: as<00:21:52.152> long<00:21:52.332> as<00:21:52.452> it's <00:21:52.592>consensual<00:21:53.282> shaming,<00:21:54.442> it's
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:21:55.082> we're<00:21:55.232> tattooed<00:21:55.772> now, <00:21:55.932>so<00:21:56.132> I<00:21:56.192> can<00:21:56.332> do<00:21:56.432> whatever<00:21:56.762> I<00:21:56.822> want.
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  Alison: it,<00:21:57.607> it's<00:21:57.847> true,<00:21:58.137> we<00:21:58.297> are.
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  Mandy: good.
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  Alison: years?
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:22:01.672> yeah.
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  Alison: 14<00:22:04.922> years.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: but<00:22:07.372> they,<00:22:08.232> they<00:22:09.412> set<00:22:09.852> it<00:22:10.042> up
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  Emily: They<00:22:10.662> sure<00:22:11.212> did.
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  Alison: fight<00:22:11.642> it<00:22:11.712> at<00:22:11.822> this<00:22:11.962> point.
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  find<00:22:16.072> Hen,"<00:22:16.632> 'cause<00:22:16.752> Hen<00:22:17.542> does<00:22:17.832> not<00:22:18.562> like<00:22:19.262> Abby.
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  Emily: Mm-mm.
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  Mandy: No.
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  Alison: Hen
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  Emily: does<00:22:22.962> not.
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  Alison: decides<00:22:24.262> for<00:22:24.442> whatever<00:22:24.742> reason <00:22:25.102>that<00:22:25.202> she<00:22:25.332> needs<00:22:25.542> to<00:22:25.652> step<00:22:25.932> between<00:22:26.582> Buck<00:22:26.922> and
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  Abby.
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  Mandy: Well,<00:22:40.117> what's<00:22:40.317> interesting <00:22:40.807>is<00:22:41.387> me<00:22:41.717> watching<00:22:42.177> this,<00:22:42.487> I<00:22:42.647> felt<00:22:42.847> like
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  I<00:22:50.732> think...
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  Alison: again,<00:22:51.842> kind<00:22:52.362> of
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Buck<00:22:54.072> kind<00:22:54.262> of<00:22:54.342> likes<00:22:54.612> people <00:22:54.782>who<00:22:54.892> are<00:22:54.972> mean<00:22:55.132> to<00:22:55.232> him<00:22:55.342> just<00:22:55.502> a<00:22:55.552> little.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  Alison: So<00:22:57.112> does
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  Mandy: I<00:22:57.357> can<00:22:57.447> see<00:22:57.507> that.
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  Yeah.
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  Emily: was<00:22:58.872> gonna<00:22:58.972> say,<00:22:59.602> that<00:22:59.792> might <00:23:00.452>be<00:23:01.052> some<00:23:01.232> character<00:23:01.592> bleed<00:23:02.072> a<00:23:02.212> little
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: bit.
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  Alison: Little<00:23:06.492> bit.
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  Emily: I<00:23:07.202> think<00:23:07.502> a<00:23:07.552> little<00:23:07.842> bit.
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  I<00:23:08.202> think...<00:23:08.812> I,<00:23:09.012> I<00:23:09.132> don't<00:23:09.332> know.
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  I<00:23:10.162> feel<00:23:10.322> like<00:23:10.452> they<00:23:10.532> don't<00:23:10.712> say<00:23:10.952> it<00:23:11.102> a <00:23:11.172>lot,<00:23:11.452> I<00:23:11.492> think,<00:23:11.722> but<00:23:11.822> there's<00:23:12.122> definitely
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:23:16.112> there's <00:23:16.272>a<00:23:16.322> lot<00:23:16.722> of<00:23:16.992> she<00:23:17.132> is<00:23:17.272> too<00:23:17.432> old
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Because<00:23:20.082> this<00:23:20.302> is,<00:23:20.732> like... <00:23:21.712>This<00:23:21.922> whole<00:23:22.092> time<00:23:22.702> they've<00:23:22.962> been
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  like,<00:23:23.452> "Buck,<00:23:24.702> need<00:23:24.952> to<00:23:25.762> quit<00:23:26.062> your,
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  Emily: Philandering.
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  Alison: philandering<00:23:29.122> ways."<00:23:29.672> And <00:23:29.812>then<00:23:29.912> he's<00:23:30.102> like,<00:23:30.422> "Okay,<00:23:30.982> I<00:23:31.092> did."<00:23:31.522> And
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  I,<00:23:34.512> I<00:23:34.542> did<00:23:34.742> what<00:23:34.832> you<00:23:34.972> said."
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  We<00:23:36.152> didn't<00:23:36.322> mean<00:23:36.512> bring<00:23:36.672> in<00:23:36.842> mom,<00:23:37.572> right?
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: we<00:23:39.042> didn't<00:23:39.182> mean<00:23:39.342> go<00:23:39.452> the<00:23:39.672> other<00:23:39.972> way <00:23:40.212>all<00:23:40.422> the<00:23:40.482> way<00:23:40.652> to<00:23:40.742> the<00:23:40.832> spec-<00:23:41.142> like,<00:23:41.452> yeah.
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  Alison: But<00:23:42.842> yeah,<00:23:43.302> Buck<00:23:43.542> is<00:23:43.722> just<00:23:44.132> so<00:23:44.552> happy <00:23:45.132>that<00:23:45.312> Abby<00:23:45.582> has<00:23:45.742> shown<00:23:46.002> up,<00:23:46.462> and<00:23:47.252> her<00:23:47.512> sexual
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  Emily: It's<00:23:49.912> incredible.
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  Alison: it's<00:23:51.602> incredible<00:23:51.942> actually.
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  Emily: And<00:23:52.992> the<00:23:53.062> music<00:23:53.512> said<00:23:53.732> it<00:23:53.872> so<00:23:54.052> too.
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  Alison: and<00:23:57.342> I'm<00:23:57.402> like,<00:23:57.582> okay.
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  Emily: We<00:24:02.932> did.
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  It's<00:24:03.842> welcome<00:24:04.162> back<00:24:04.342> Chimney<00:24:04.602> time.
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  Alison: Because<00:24:05.952> this<00:24:06.212> is<00:24:06.362> the <00:24:06.452>start<00:24:07.472> of<00:24:07.682> the<00:24:07.802> most<00:24:08.902> incredible
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  Emily: Yes,<00:24:11.242> the<00:24:11.322> 911<00:24:11.722> cakes.
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  Alison: The<00:24:12.652> 911<00:24:13.552> cakes,<00:24:14.172> notoriously, <00:24:15.272>when<00:24:15.392> people<00:24:15.682> come<00:24:15.912> back<00:24:16.162> to<00:24:16.262> the
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: that<00:24:25.577> does<00:24:25.837> perfectly <00:24:26.257>describe<00:24:26.687> that<00:24:26.887> cake,<00:24:27.187> yeah.
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  Alison: And<00:24:28.562> it<00:24:28.692> is<00:24:28.862> one<00:24:28.992> of<00:24:29.032> my<00:24:29.202> favorite <00:24:29.652>pieces<00:24:30.022> of<00:24:30.132> fanon<00:24:30.922> that<00:24:31.092> Hen<00:24:31.462> has<00:24:31.742> a<00:24:31.802> cake<00:24:32.242> guy.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: just<00:24:34.332> in<00:24:34.482> her<00:24:34.602> back<00:24:34.802> pocket, <00:24:35.222>Hen<00:24:35.542> has<00:24:36.002> the,<00:24:36.322> the<00:24:36.432> cake<00:24:36.762> sculptor
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: Because<00:24:39.132> this<00:24:39.322> cake<00:24:39.822> that<00:24:39.992> we <00:24:40.102>focus<00:24:40.502> on<00:24:40.662> before<00:24:41.042> Chimney<00:24:41.442> even<00:24:41.892> makes
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  Han<00:24:47.582> three<00:24:47.802> dimensions<00:24:48.832> with<00:24:49.022> a<00:24:49.142> piece<00:24:49.462> of <00:24:49.562>licorice<00:24:49.942> rebar<00:24:50.652> shoved<00:24:51.022> through<00:24:51.242> its<00:24:51.402> skull.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: amazing.
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  Alison: Outstanding.
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  Emily: I<00:24:55.902> love<00:24:56.052> it<00:24:56.162> so<00:24:56.292> much.
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  Yeah.
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  It,<00:24:58.062> I<00:24:58.142> mean,<00:24:58.782> Bobby<00:24:59.012> picks<00:24:59.232> it<00:24:59.292> up<00:24:59.422> like <00:24:59.542>it<00:24:59.622> weighs<00:25:00.062> nothing,<00:25:00.422> but<00:25:00.532> I<00:25:00.602> do<00:25:00.772> imagine
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  Alison: yeah.
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  Emily: And<00:25:05.372> we<00:25:05.492> also<00:25:05.822> see <00:25:06.642>Chimney<00:25:07.252> back<00:25:08.122> with<00:25:08.322> his
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  Mandy: I
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  Emily: itty<00:25:09.302> bitty,<00:25:09.912> tiny<00:25:10.302> little<00:25:10.592> scar,<00:25:11.162> just <00:25:11.382>this<00:25:11.572> little<00:25:11.802> X<00:25:12.082> on<00:25:12.182> his<00:25:12.352> forehead,<00:25:12.922> as<00:25:13.102> if<00:25:13.832> his
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  Mandy: just,
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  Alison: a<00:25:17.152> scar.
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  Mandy: I
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  Alison: For
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  Mandy: understand.
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  Alison: he<00:25:20.162> has<00:25:20.372> a<00:25:20.442> scar.
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  Mandy: How<00:25:23.692> long<00:25:23.882> does<00:25:24.002> it <00:25:24.082>take<00:25:24.282> for<00:25:24.362> it<00:25:24.422> to<00:25:24.492> disappear?
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  Emily: A<00:25:25.657> couple<00:25:25.967> days.
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  Alison: No.
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  He<00:25:27.671> has<00:25:27.881> the<00:25:27.961> scar<00:25:28.221> well<00:25:28.451> into<00:25:28.571> Season
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Emily: he<00:25:30.157> has<00:25:30.357> it<00:25:30.437> into<00:25:30.577> season<00:25:30.907> two,<00:25:31.207> but <00:25:31.577>it<00:25:31.837> does<00:25:32.087> go<00:25:32.177> away<00:25:32.507> and<00:25:32.587> you're<00:25:32.687> just<00:25:32.857> like,
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  Mandy: Uh-huh.
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  Emily: I<00:25:34.902> love<00:25:35.122> scars.
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  I<00:25:35.992> wanna<00:25:36.242> see<00:25:36.472> them.
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  Alison: it<00:25:43.347> would<00:25:43.487> be<00:25:43.567> useless.
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  Emily: yeah.
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  Alison: I<00:25:45.567> wish<00:25:46.087> that,<00:25:46.257> like--<00:25:46.777> So <00:25:46.917>it,<00:25:47.187> it<00:25:47.247> would<00:25:47.417> be<00:25:47.957> one<00:25:48.217> of<00:25:48.307> those
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  Emily: Again.
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  Alison: be<00:25:53.587> prepared<00:25:54.047> to<00:25:54.267> scar<00:25:54.537> them<00:25:54.647> up
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:25:55.862> I<00:25:55.972> know.
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  Alison: 'Cause<00:25:57.007> we<00:25:57.107> have<00:25:57.647> Chimney <00:25:58.107>and<00:25:58.217> his<00:25:58.397> scar,<00:25:58.767> I<00:25:58.817> think,<00:25:59.017> lasts
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  It<00:26:00.377> might<00:26:00.637> go<00:26:00.757> into<00:26:00.897> Season<00:26:01.157> 3.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:26:06.702> why<00:26:06.962> does<00:26:07.112> that...<00:26:07.642> I<00:26:07.762> know.
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  Alison: But,<00:26:13.422> but<00:26:13.592> there<00:26:13.742> are<00:26:13.872> some<00:26:14.142> other <00:26:14.682>very<00:26:15.392> large<00:26:16.012> injuries<00:26:16.772> that<00:26:16.962> should<00:26:17.342> both
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  produce<00:26:17.992> scars<00:26:18.572> that<00:26:18.712> we've<00:26:18.852> never<00:26:19.052> seen
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  that<00:26:19.642> just<00:26:19.832> don't<00:26:20.042> They<00:26:20.122> just<00:26:20.312> don't<00:26:20.472> exist.
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  It's<00:26:21.072> cool.
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  Totally<00:26:21.832> unblemished.
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  Totally<00:26:22.742> fine.
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  Everyone's<00:26:23.532> fine.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Crazy<00:26:25.597> work.
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  Alison: Crazy.
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  Emily: But<00:26:27.572> yes,<00:26:27.912> so<00:26:28.152> he<00:26:28.452> is<00:26:28.642> back.
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  He<00:26:29.642> makes<00:26:30.082> a,<00:26:30.322> a<00:26:30.542> perfectly<00:26:31.082> good <00:26:31.262>chimney<00:26:31.562> joke<00:26:31.832> of,<00:26:31.982> "I<00:26:32.072> need<00:26:32.292> you<00:26:32.352> people
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  How<00:26:35.092> are<00:26:35.122> you<00:26:35.262> doing?
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  Not<00:26:35.782> even<00:26:35.972> a<00:26:36.022> headache?
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  Just<00:26:36.832> you,<00:26:36.952> Buck.
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  Emily: Just<00:26:37.617> you,<00:26:37.687> Buck.
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  Great,<00:26:38.737> perfect.
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  Love<00:26:39.847> this<00:26:39.977> kind<00:26:40.137> of<00:26:40.177> stuff.
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  Bobby<00:26:41.877> calls<00:26:42.237> him<00:26:42.417> the <00:26:42.477>heart<00:26:42.827> of<00:26:42.957> the<00:26:43.027> firehouse,
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  Alison: Oh.
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  Emily: Which<00:26:45.577> I<00:26:45.687> guess<00:26:45.967> is<00:26:46.137> true,<00:26:46.807> even <00:26:47.017>though<00:26:47.117> we<00:26:47.207> haven't<00:26:47.527> really<00:26:47.907> seen<00:26:48.257> that<00:26:48.457> from
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  Mandy: I,
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  Emily: we<00:26:49.197> will<00:26:49.347> take
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  Mandy: I<00:26:49.732> was<00:26:49.882> gonna<00:26:50.002> say,<00:26:50.182> I'm<00:26:50.472> not<00:26:50.732> buying <00:26:51.112>it<00:26:51.232> yet,<00:26:51.642> but<00:26:51.762> I'll<00:26:51.912> give<00:26:52.062> him<00:26:52.092> time<00:26:52.242> to<00:26:53.162> get
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:26:53.722> give<00:26:53.922> him<00:26:54.052> time<00:26:54.282> to <00:26:54.352>get<00:26:54.572> there,<00:26:54.752> 'cause<00:26:54.982> right<00:26:55.382> now<00:26:55.792> I<00:26:55.942> can
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: But<00:26:59.732> I,<00:26:59.912> I<00:27:00.102> listen<00:27:00.462> to<00:27:00.572> Bobby<00:27:00.952> with <00:27:01.142>the<00:27:01.212> whole<00:27:01.422> backlog<00:27:02.032> in<00:27:02.132> my<00:27:02.252> head<00:27:02.532> going,
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  "No,<00:27:02.832> no,<00:27:02.922> no,<00:27:03.002> no,<00:27:03.112> no.<00:27:03.242> That's<00:27:03.402> right."
• 27:04
  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: really<00:27:04.952> these<00:27:05.612> five
• 27:06
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: of<00:27:06.602> which<00:27:06.762> he's<00:27:06.912> been<00:27:07.042> in <00:27:07.122>three<00:27:07.302> of<00:27:07.392> them,<00:27:08.222> even,<00:27:08.432> not<00:27:08.522> yet,
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  Emily: not<00:27:08.892> yet.
• 27:09
  Mandy: I
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  Emily: Not
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  Mandy: just<00:27:10.777> forgot<00:27:11.227> he<00:27:11.307> existed <00:27:12.067>for<00:27:12.737> the<00:27:12.837> last<00:27:13.317> couple<00:27:13.567> of<00:27:13.657> episodes.
• 27:14
  Emily: That's<00:27:15.107> fair,<00:27:15.367> 'cause<00:27:15.737> he <00:27:15.967>hasn't<00:27:17.037> really<00:27:17.357> been...<00:27:17.667> Yeah.
• 27:18
  Alison: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Emily: but<00:27:19.407> yeah.
• 27:20
  And<00:27:20.177> then,<00:27:20.477> and<00:27:20.647> then<00:27:20.987> the<00:27:21.087> team<00:27:21.617> comes<00:27:22.077> to <00:27:22.347>fuck<00:27:22.667> with<00:27:23.407> Buck<00:27:23.787> about<00:27:24.187> him<00:27:24.347> not<00:27:24.897> taking<00:27:25.247> Abby
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  out<00:27:25.797> for<00:27:25.907> Valentine's<00:27:26.447> Day,<00:27:27.267> and<00:27:27.807> kind<00:27:27.957> of <00:27:28.057>coerces<00:27:28.537> him<00:27:28.877> into<00:27:29.127> taking<00:27:29.407> her<00:27:29.557> out<00:27:29.777> on<00:27:30.127> a<00:27:30.197> date.
• 27:31
  So,
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  Alison: A<00:27:31.687> real<00:27:31.947> one<00:27:32.127> where <00:27:32.207>they<00:27:32.307> won't<00:27:32.537> have<00:27:32.697> sex.
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  Emily: a<00:27:34.057> real<00:27:34.187> date<00:27:34.257> where <00:27:34.347>they're<00:27:34.387> not<00:27:34.627> gonna<00:27:34.787> have<00:27:34.967> sex.
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  But<00:27:36.267> I<00:27:36.347> guess<00:27:36.637> first<00:27:36.937> we<00:27:36.997> have<00:27:37.187> to <00:27:37.277>meet<00:27:37.577> someone<00:27:38.477> who<00:27:38.757> is<00:27:39.017> trying<00:27:39.327> to
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  have<00:27:39.557> a<00:27:39.627> Valentine's<00:27:40.177> Day<00:27:40.317> date.
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  Alison: A<00:27:41.397> very<00:27:41.937> special<00:27:42.587> someone<00:27:44.057> who<00:27:44.327> I <00:27:44.637>always<00:27:45.117> forget<00:27:45.747> we<00:27:45.947> meet<00:27:46.367> this<00:27:46.677> soon<00:27:47.337> in...
• 27:48
  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: my<00:27:49.297> head,<00:27:49.647> Melora's <00:27:50.327>definitely<00:27:50.847> in<00:27:50.947> season<00:27:51.307> four.
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  Emily: No,<00:27:52.717> she
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  Mandy: Interesting.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:27:54.982> she's<00:27:55.382> right<00:27:55.622> here.
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  She<00:27:56.772> is<00:27:56.932> a<00:27:56.972> character<00:27:57.402> I<00:27:57.482> kind<00:27:57.792> of<00:27:57.922> wish <00:27:58.572>comes<00:27:58.892> back,<00:27:59.402> and<00:27:59.502> she<00:27:59.682> never<00:27:59.912> does.
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  Alison: yes.
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  Emily: never,<00:28:01.592> she<00:28:01.752> never <00:28:01.972>comes<00:28:02.212> back,<00:28:02.482> and<00:28:02.572> that<00:28:02.762> makes<00:28:03.012> me
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  Alison: come<00:28:03.252> back<00:28:03.462> so<00:28:03.842> bad.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: would
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  Alison: come
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  Mandy: be
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  Alison: so<00:28:06.452> bad.
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  Emily: So<00:28:07.642> Melora<00:28:08.162> is <00:28:08.942>frankly<00:28:09.642> a<00:28:09.722> gorgeous<00:28:10.352> girl
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  Alison: Oh,
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  Emily: with
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: perfect<00:28:13.332> little<00:28:13.582> curls,<00:28:14.442> and<00:28:14.852> she's,
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  Alison: big<00:28:15.822> eyes.
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  Emily: big<00:28:16.902> old<00:28:17.772> crazy<00:28:18.402> eyes.
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  Alison: She's<00:28:19.992> got<00:28:20.132> big<00:28:20.262> eyes.
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  Emily: And<00:28:20.942> she's<00:28:21.292> having<00:28:21.642> dinner <00:28:21.942>with<00:28:22.122> her<00:28:22.522> date,<00:28:23.392> and<00:28:23.682> he<00:28:24.042> immediately
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  tells<00:28:24.872> her<00:28:24.972> that<00:28:25.112> her<00:28:25.212> cooking<00:28:25.552> is<00:28:25.692> a <00:28:25.732>little<00:28:25.982> salty,<00:28:26.392> so<00:28:26.592> we<00:28:26.792> know<00:28:26.972> he<00:28:27.112> sucks.
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  And<00:28:28.492> she's<00:28:28.772> like,<00:28:28.992> "We<00:28:29.052> got<00:28:29.222> the<00:28:29.292> wine,<00:28:29.612> we <00:28:29.672>got<00:28:29.812> the<00:28:29.882> roses,<00:28:30.372> a<00:28:30.422> double<00:28:30.712> feature<00:28:31.062> of<00:28:31.152> The
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  Notebook<00:28:31.662> and<00:28:31.762> Fatal<00:28:32.252> Attraction.<00:28:32.992> Just <00:28:33.172>kidding,<00:28:33.502> I<00:28:33.532> hate<00:28:33.752> The<00:28:33.812> Notebook."<00:28:35.012> Uh-oh.
• 28:35
  We've<00:28:35.792> see...<00:28:36.062> We<00:28:36.142> know<00:28:36.262> what<00:28:36.372> Fatal <00:28:36.592>Attraction<00:28:37.022> is<00:28:37.142> about,<00:28:37.352> right?
• 28:38
  Alison: Uh-oh.
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  Emily: Which<00:28:39.592> is<00:28:39.842> the<00:28:39.902> kind<00:28:40.202> of<00:28:40.382> writing<00:28:40.822> that <00:28:40.972>sometimes<00:28:41.452> 9-1-1<00:28:41.852> does,<00:28:42.122> and<00:28:42.202> you're<00:28:42.242> like,
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  "Oh,<00:28:42.642> that<00:28:42.732> was<00:28:42.962> good."<00:28:43.572> Do<00:28:43.712> that<00:28:43.942> all<00:28:44.142> the<00:28:44.202> time.
• 28:45
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: more.
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  Emily: lighting<00:28:47.122> in<00:28:47.232> here,<00:28:47.432> in<00:28:47.582> this<00:28:47.712> scene, <00:28:48.132>all<00:28:48.342> of<00:28:48.412> her<00:28:48.542> scenes,<00:28:48.952> is<00:28:49.072> really<00:28:49.332> good,
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  and<00:28:50.132> the<00:28:50.182> cinematography's<00:28:50.992> really<00:28:51.142> good.
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  It's<00:28:51.542> nice<00:28:51.792> and<00:28:51.852> spooky.
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  It,<00:28:53.422> it's<00:28:53.602> not<00:28:54.012> the<00:28:54.142> daytime<00:28:54.792> talk <00:28:55.052>show<00:28:55.272> lighting<00:28:55.702> that<00:28:55.922> seasons
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  eight<00:28:56.712> and<00:28:56.792> nine<00:28:57.042> have<00:28:57.292> now,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: no<00:28:58.852> shadows,<00:28:59.582> there's<00:28:59.842> no... <00:29:00.172>Everyone's<00:29:00.692> perfectly<00:29:01.212> lit,<00:29:01.452> and<00:29:01.602> you're
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  like,<00:29:01.792> "I<00:29:02.032> hate<00:29:02.562> the<00:29:02.672> way<00:29:02.872> it<00:29:03.052> looks
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  Mandy: I
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  Emily: is,<00:29:04.562> like,<00:29:04.722> the<00:29:04.782> same<00:29:05.022> thing <00:29:05.192>that<00:29:05.242> happens<00:29:05.602> to<00:29:05.672> Grey's<00:29:05.862> Anatomy,
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  and<00:29:06.292> Supernatural,<00:29:06.892> and<00:29:06.962> all<00:29:07.132> the<00:29:07.182> shows <00:29:07.592>where<00:29:07.682> it's<00:29:07.862> the<00:29:07.912> Netflix<00:29:08.332> lighting
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  and<00:29:08.692> you're<00:29:08.802> like,<00:29:09.092> "Ugh,<00:29:09.532> it's
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  Mandy: hate<00:29:10.177> it.
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  Emily: So
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  Mandy: I<00:29:11.747> hate<00:29:11.917> it.
• 29:12
  Emily: I'm<00:29:12.607> sure<00:29:13.117> GIF-ers<00:29:13.857> may <00:29:14.017>disagree<00:29:14.657> 'cause<00:29:14.837> it's<00:29:14.967> easier<00:29:15.237> on<00:29:15.347> them,
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  but<00:29:15.747> it<00:29:15.827> looks<00:29:16.047> worse<00:29:16.697> on<00:29:16.877> the<00:29:16.927> show.
• 29:18
  Alison: It<00:29:18.447> is<00:29:18.727> just<00:29:18.987> easier<00:29:19.437> to<00:29:19.507> edit <00:29:20.527>when<00:29:20.727> they<00:29:20.827> turn<00:29:21.047> the<00:29:21.117> lights<00:29:21.467> on,
• 29:22
  Emily: Yes,<00:29:22.417> but<00:29:22.537> it<00:29:22.607> looks<00:29:22.867> worse<00:29:23.447> on<00:29:24.087> the <00:29:24.147>show<00:29:24.467> 'cause<00:29:24.617> it's<00:29:24.777> less<00:29:25.467> interesting.
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  Alison: It<00:29:26.787> does.
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  It's<00:29:27.147> less,<00:29:27.517> it's<00:29:27.727> definitely <00:29:28.117>less<00:29:28.467> interesting.
• 29:29
  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: the<00:29:29.657> record,<00:29:30.037> I<00:29:30.177> just<00:29:30.397> did<00:29:30.537> a <00:29:30.737>comparison<00:29:31.307> set,<00:29:31.537> which<00:29:31.697> I<00:29:31.777> hope<00:29:32.167> hit<00:29:32.387> Emily's
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  blacklist<00:29:33.707> between<00:29:34.067> a<00:29:34.157> scene<00:29:34.407> in<00:29:34.547> season <00:29:34.907>three<00:29:35.327> and<00:29:35.407> a<00:29:35.467> scene<00:29:35.697> in<00:29:35.807> season<00:29:36.197> nine,
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  Emily: Oh,<00:29:36.867> I'm<00:29:36.977> sure<00:29:37.227> it<00:29:37.317> did.
• 29:38
  Alison: and<00:29:38.587> it<00:29:39.097> was<00:29:40.337> Those<00:29:40.637> two <00:29:40.797>scenes<00:29:41.137> were<00:29:41.327> very<00:29:42.037> different
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  My<00:29:43.817> blacklist<00:29:44.277> is<00:29:44.387> working <00:29:44.667>so<00:29:44.827> hard<00:29:45.057> these<00:29:45.227> days.
• 29:46
  Alison: Yeah,<00:29:46.347> they<00:29:46.467> were<00:29:46.607> very <00:29:46.947>different<00:29:47.347> colors,<00:29:47.867> let<00:29:47.977> me<00:29:48.067> just
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  prefer<00:29:49.937> old-<00:29:50.247> the<00:29:50.317> way<00:29:50.507> older<00:29:50.767> shows <00:29:51.117>looked,<00:29:52.007> even<00:29:52.417> five<00:29:52.707> years<00:29:52.927> ago,<00:29:53.577> six<00:29:53.797> years,
• 29:54
  Alison: they<00:29:54.127> were<00:29:54.237> just<00:29:54.447> more<00:29:54.627> interesting.
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  I
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  Emily: More<00:29:55.627> color.
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  Alison: they're<00:29:56.337> interesting.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: One<00:29:58.007> time<00:29:58.517> when<00:29:59.007> we<00:29:59.217> were<00:29:59.387> trying <00:29:59.757>to<00:29:59.897> watch<00:30:00.697> the<00:30:01.677> Battle<00:30:01.927> of<00:30:02.017> Winterfell
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  Emily: God,<00:30:03.257> in<00:30:03.477> Game<00:30:03.667> of<00:30:03.727> Thrones.
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  Couldn't<00:30:04.687> see<00:30:04.887> shit,<00:30:05.767> famously.
• 30:07
  Alison: we<00:30:07.327> were<00:30:07.487> famously <00:30:08.637>watching<00:30:09.027> it<00:30:09.237> live,<00:30:09.887> like
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: debuted,<00:30:11.777> and<00:30:12.027> we <00:30:12.147>could<00:30:12.577> not<00:30:12.887> get<00:30:13.007> it<00:30:13.197> dark<00:30:13.587> enough.
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  We<00:30:13.887> had<00:30:14.037> to<00:30:14.097> move<00:30:14.377> forward<00:30:14.787> to<00:30:14.897> the <00:30:15.007>TV<00:30:15.317> and<00:30:15.377> throw<00:30:15.767> a<00:30:15.807> blanket<00:30:16.237> over
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Like,
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Emily: to<00:30:18.537> see<00:30:18.727> if<00:30:18.847> we <00:30:18.927>could<00:30:19.067> see<00:30:19.267> what<00:30:19.377> was<00:30:19.567> going
• 30:20
  Alison: To
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  Emily: on<00:30:20.307> the<00:30:20.377> screen.
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  Alison: We<00:30:21.627> couldn't<00:30:21.887> see<00:30:22.317> shit.
• 30:23
  Emily: No.
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  And<00:30:23.897> you<00:30:23.957> couldn't<00:30:24.187> make<00:30:24.377> that <00:30:24.487>apartment<00:30:24.867> dark<00:30:25.077> enough<00:30:25.357> during<00:30:25.587> the
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  day<00:30:26.067> because<00:30:26.487> we<00:30:26.547> had<00:30:26.637> skylights,
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  Alison: and<00:30:27.857> everything,<00:30:28.387> like...
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  Emily: were<00:30:29.207> lovely,<00:30:29.577> but<00:30:29.777> yeah.
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  So<00:30:30.697> yeah,<00:30:30.847> so,<00:30:31.637> Melora,<00:30:32.217> which<00:30:32.377> is<00:30:32.457> such <00:30:32.627>a<00:30:32.657> fun<00:30:32.857> name,<00:30:33.687> she<00:30:34.167> is...<00:30:34.427> tells<00:30:34.767> him,
• 30:34
  like,<00:30:35.057> "Now<00:30:35.447> is<00:30:35.607> the<00:30:35.677> time<00:30:35.987> where<00:30:36.077> you <00:30:36.277>give<00:30:36.467> me<00:30:36.587> my<00:30:36.747> gift."<00:30:37.837> And<00:30:38.107> he<00:30:38.297> has<00:30:38.547> given
• 30:38
  her<00:30:39.517> diamond-shaped<00:30:40.927> chocolates.
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  Mandy: pretty<00:30:43.212> shitty<00:30:43.702> to <00:30:43.822>leave<00:30:44.062> it<00:30:44.232> in<00:30:44.392> a<00:30:44.452> fancy<00:30:45.562> box.
• 30:46
  Emily: Yes,<00:30:47.287> not<00:30:47.527> diamonds,<00:30:48.547> just<00:30:49.267> a<00:30:49.337> $15 <00:30:50.037>box<00:30:50.577> of<00:30:51.057> diamond-shaped<00:30:51.887> chocolates.
• 30:53
  And<00:30:53.337> since<00:30:53.617> she<00:30:53.827> is<00:30:54.217> a<00:30:54.287> little<00:30:55.277> manic,<00:30:56.487> she <00:30:56.957>throws<00:30:57.397> the<00:30:57.447> glass<00:30:57.687> of<00:30:57.727> wine<00:30:57.917> against<00:30:58.147> the
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  wall,<00:30:59.257> and<00:30:59.657> he<00:30:59.847> tries<00:31:00.067> to<00:31:00.147> leave,<00:31:00.637> and<00:31:00.827> he<00:31:01.107> gives <00:31:01.467>her<00:31:01.577> the,<00:31:02.017> "You're<00:31:02.287> not<00:31:02.617> my<00:31:02.777> only<00:31:02.967> girlfriend.
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  I<00:31:03.957> can't<00:31:04.257> watch<00:31:04.447> a<00:31:04.487> movie<00:31:04.707> with<00:31:04.867> you<00:31:05.027> because <00:31:05.267>I<00:31:05.317> have<00:31:05.427> a<00:31:05.467> date<00:31:05.747> with<00:31:05.857> another<00:31:06.227> girl,<00:31:06.857> and
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  I<00:31:07.017> got<00:31:07.157> her<00:31:07.267> the<00:31:07.357> same<00:31:07.647> box<00:31:07.877> of<00:31:07.937> chocolates, <00:31:08.387>and<00:31:08.497> you<00:31:08.597> don't<00:31:08.787> mean<00:31:08.967> anything<00:31:09.897> to<00:31:10.057> me."
• 31:10
  Alison: had<00:31:11.237> a<00:31:11.267> plan,<00:31:11.737> Ted.
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  Emily: Had<00:31:12.767> a<00:31:12.937> plan,<00:31:13.497> Ted.
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  Yeah.
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  Uh-oh.
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  And<00:31:16.747> then<00:31:16.827> we<00:31:16.897> get<00:31:17.027> the<00:31:17.087> 911<00:31:17.487> call<00:31:18.407> that<00:31:18.527> maybe <00:31:18.727>there's<00:31:18.757> a<00:31:18.787> little<00:31:19.097> disturbance<00:31:19.667> next<00:31:19.867> door.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:31:21.177> a<00:31:21.217> little<00:31:21.417> disturbance, <00:31:21.957>and<00:31:22.087> Athena<00:31:22.627> knock,<00:31:22.917> knock,<00:31:23.077> knocks,
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  and<00:31:24.497> is<00:31:25.397> just<00:31:25.657> trying<00:31:25.927> to<00:31:26.007> check<00:31:26.197> in<00:31:26.287> on <00:31:26.437>Melora,<00:31:27.357> and<00:31:27.727> she's<00:31:27.907> just<00:31:28.067> trying<00:31:28.307> to
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• 31:31
  And,<00:31:32.177> she<00:31:32.347> recognizes<00:31:32.897> that<00:31:33.127> that<00:31:33.277> Melora <00:31:33.617>is<00:31:33.797> in<00:31:33.927> distress<00:31:34.987> and<00:31:35.437> sees<00:31:35.887> a<00:31:36.377> self-harm
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  I'm<00:31:42.727> on<00:31:42.867> duty<00:31:43.167> all<00:31:43.317> night."<00:31:43.577> And<00:31:43.957> like<00:31:44.247> Athena <00:31:45.227>is<00:31:45.397> trying<00:31:45.787> her<00:31:45.907> very,<00:31:46.197> very<00:31:46.397> best<00:31:47.167> to<00:31:47.317> be
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  supportive<00:31:48.887> of<00:31:49.167> a<00:31:49.247> woman<00:31:49.557> in<00:31:49.707> crisis,<00:31:50.477> who
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: dumped<00:31:51.067> on<00:31:51.177> Valentine's<00:31:51.707> Day <00:31:51.947>and<00:31:52.057> is<00:31:52.147> having<00:31:52.427> a<00:31:52.457> bad<00:31:52.697> history<00:31:53.177> and
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  is<00:31:53.437> like<00:31:53.607> not<00:31:53.807> having<00:31:53.967> a<00:31:53.997> good<00:31:54.117> time.
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  Emily: She's<00:31:55.057> being<00:31:55.217> a<00:31:55.267> very<00:31:55.437> good<00:31:55.577> person.
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  Alison: trying<00:31:56.687> to<00:31:56.717> be<00:31:56.817> supportive.
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  Emily: Yeah.
• 31:57
  Alison: heart.
• 31:58
  Emily: Yeah.
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  And<00:31:59.337> she's<00:31:59.567> taken<00:31:59.837> just,<00:32:00.107> a<00:32:00.177> little...<00:32:01.187> Just <00:32:01.467>look<00:32:01.657> around,<00:32:01.967> gives<00:32:02.127> her<00:32:02.167> a<00:32:02.207> card,<00:32:02.627> and
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  then<00:32:03.147> then<00:32:03.317> leaves<00:32:03.637> onto<00:32:03.877> her<00:32:04.057> next<00:32:04.227> call.
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  And<00:32:05.377> then<00:32:05.687> Melora,
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  Alison: responding.
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  Emily: Melora<00:32:08.127> pours<00:32:08.337> herself<00:32:08.567> some <00:32:08.737>wine,<00:32:09.347> gets<00:32:09.717> the<00:32:09.797> world's<00:32:10.267> biggest<00:32:10.857> butcher
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: know<00:32:14.802> that<00:32:14.912> that<00:32:15.142> comes <00:32:15.512>with<00:32:15.662> the<00:32:15.722> block<00:32:16.202> of<00:32:16.312> knives.
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  I...
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  Mandy: I<00:32:18.377> don't<00:32:18.497> think<00:32:18.787> it<00:32:18.887> does.
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  Yeah.
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  Alison: fuck<00:32:19.812> cleaver.
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  Emily: up
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  Mandy: a<00:32:21.287> special<00:32:21.657> version.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:32:22.992> you<00:32:23.102> don't<00:32:23.232> get<00:32:23.342> that<00:32:23.462> on<00:32:23.582> Amazon.
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  And<00:32:25.142> the<00:32:25.202> boyfriend<00:32:26.052> is <00:32:26.282>tied<00:32:26.522> up<00:32:27.122> in<00:32:27.272> the<00:32:27.332> closet.
• 32:28
  Uh-oh.
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  Alison: Lots<00:32:29.222> of<00:32:29.262> duct<00:32:29.512> tape
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  Emily: Oops.
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  Alison: I've<00:32:31.512> got<00:32:31.672> some<00:32:31.822> questions, <00:32:32.542>some<00:32:32.972> observations<00:32:33.672> perhaps.
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  you<00:32:35.202> know<00:32:35.332> what?
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  I'll<00:32:35.602> let<00:32:35.712> this<00:32:35.902> play<00:32:36.102> out.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  I<00:32:37.357> just,<00:32:37.657> you
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  Alison: her<00:32:37.902> food<00:32:38.262> salty.
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  He's<00:32:39.192> got<00:32:39.382> at<00:32:39.462> least<00:32:39.802> one<00:32:39.972> other<00:32:40.202> date
• 32:40
  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: No,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: we'll<00:32:42.662> see<00:32:42.782> how<00:32:42.852> this
• 32:43
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: just<00:32:43.497> think<00:32:43.667> maybe<00:32:43.887> we <00:32:43.997>should<00:32:44.207> see<00:32:44.667> what<00:32:44.937> her<00:32:45.197> point<00:32:45.597> is.
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  Alison: Right.
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  I<00:32:46.842> wanna<00:32:47.042> hear<00:32:47.222> Melora's<00:32:47.652> point<00:32:47.842> of<00:32:47.882> view<00:32:48.062> here.
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  Mandy: We<00:32:48.822> can't<00:32:49.602> assume<00:32:49.942> anything <00:32:51.092>about<00:32:51.592> what<00:32:51.782> she<00:32:51.952> intends,
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  Emily: No.
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  Yeah,<00:32:54.317> I<00:32:54.407> think<00:32:54.717> we<00:32:54.807> should<00:32:55.007> just<00:32:55.167> hear<00:32:55.457> her<00:32:55.657> out.
• 32:56
  Mandy: We<00:32:56.707> support<00:32:57.097> women <00:32:57.397>on<00:32:57.767> this<00:32:57.847> podcast<00:32:58.867> What?
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  Emily: it's<00:32:59.727> his<00:32:59.897> fault.
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  Alison: That<00:33:01.347> they<00:33:01.487> were<00:33:01.847> trying <00:33:02.297>to<00:33:02.407> set<00:33:02.657> up<00:33:02.927> the<00:33:03.137> Buck/Bobby
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  portion<00:33:04.377> of<00:33:04.507> the<00:33:04.617> Buck/Bobby/Abby <00:33:06.217>triangle<00:33:06.947> in<00:33:07.177> this<00:33:07.387> next<00:33:08.087> scene.
• 33:09
  Emily: No,<00:33:09.627> I<00:33:09.837> wrote<00:33:10.107> down<00:33:10.477> he's<00:33:10.667> tying<00:33:10.967> his <00:33:11.077>tie<00:33:11.247> for<00:33:11.347> him<00:33:11.467> because<00:33:11.747> that's<00:33:11.937> his<00:33:12.107> son.
• 33:13
  Alison: Yeah,<00:33:13.322> I<00:33:13.762> have,<00:33:13.992> "That's<00:33:14.262> my<00:33:14.382> dad!"
• 33:16
  Mandy: Oh<00:33:16.347> my<00:33:16.477> God,<00:33:16.627> imagine<00:33:17.047> if<00:33:17.137> there<00:33:17.237> had <00:33:17.597>been<00:33:17.787> like<00:33:18.017> that<00:33:18.187> love<00:33:18.397> triangle<00:33:18.877> and<00:33:19.057> then
• 33:19
  like<00:33:19.677> Buck<00:33:19.977> still<00:33:20.287> came<00:33:20.477> out<00:33:20.647> as<00:33:20.827> bi<00:33:21.077> years <00:33:21.477>later,<00:33:22.737> and<00:33:22.857> they<00:33:22.977> just<00:33:23.167> decided<00:33:23.637> to<00:33:24.247> like
• 33:24
  Alison: just
• 33:24
  Mandy: reboot.
• 33:25
  Alison: Buck/Bobby
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  Mandy: I'm<00:33:26.502> not<00:33:26.792> hating<00:33:27.252> this.
• 33:27
  Alison: kink,<00:33:27.787> but<00:33:27.917> also<00:33:28.657> a<00:33:29.487> like,<00:33:29.607> a,<00:33:29.747> a <00:33:29.877>massive<00:33:30.397> power<00:33:30.677> dynamic<00:33:31.337> and<00:33:31.437> an<00:33:31.517> age<00:33:31.757> gap,
• 33:32
  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
• 33:33
  Alison: hit<00:33:34.227> on<00:33:34.637> the<00:33:35.337> kink<00:33:35.587> meme.
• 33:36
  Emily: Mm-hmm.
• 33:37
  Mandy: can<00:33:38.082> see<00:33:38.202> that.
• 33:38
  Alison: For<00:33:39.057> sure.
• 33:40
  Mandy: to<00:33:40.652> all<00:33:40.922> of<00:33:41.162> the<00:33:41.542> people <00:33:42.082>doing<00:33:42.282> the<00:33:42.332> good<00:33:42.522> work<00:33:42.742> out<00:33:42.912> there.
• 33:43
  Alison: True<00:33:43.817> story.
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  Emily: Yeah.
• 33:45
  So<00:33:46.062> he,<00:33:46.952> Bobby,<00:33:47.912> is<00:33:48.372> helping <00:33:48.902>Buck<00:33:49.212> get<00:33:49.342> ready<00:33:49.772> for<00:33:50.382> his<00:33:50.622> date.
• 33:51
  The<00:33:51.812> timeline<00:33:52.212> is<00:33:52.542> again<00:33:52.832> confusing <00:33:53.702>because<00:33:54.912> earlier<00:33:55.582> Hen<00:33:55.862> had<00:33:56.012> said<00:33:56.372> that<00:33:56.662> his
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  shift<00:33:57.172> ended<00:33:57.402> at<00:33:57.492> 2:00,<00:33:57.882> which<00:33:58.062> is<00:33:58.202> insane.
• 33:59
  Shifts<00:33:59.552> don't
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  end<00:33:59.862> at<00:33:59.932> 2:00.
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  But<00:34:01.132> now<00:34:01.352> he's<00:34:01.612> getting<00:34:01.782> ready<00:34:02.512> back <00:34:02.732>at<00:34:02.802> the<00:34:02.852> fire<00:34:03.122> station<00:34:03.572> and<00:34:03.712> not<00:34:03.872> at
• 34:03
  home<00:34:04.632> to<00:34:04.732> go<00:34:04.872> on<00:34:04.992> a<00:34:05.022> 7:00<00:34:05.602> dinner.
• 34:06
  Alison: Yeah,<00:34:06.762> 'cause <00:34:06.982>he's<00:34:07.212> got<00:34:08.182> stuff<00:34:08.492> at<00:34:08.602> home,
• 34:09
  Emily: Yeah.
• 34:09
  Alison: no<00:34:09.722> one<00:34:09.872> at<00:34:09.962> home <00:34:10.202>knows<00:34:10.392> how<00:34:10.452> to<00:34:10.542> tie<00:34:10.742> a<00:34:10.812> tie,
• 34:11
  Emily: S-<00:34:11.857> yeah,<00:34:12.117> so<00:34:12.267> he<00:34:12.317> came <00:34:12.527>all<00:34:12.647> the<00:34:12.677> way...<00:34:12.857> I<00:34:12.957> don't<00:34:13.087> know.
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  It<00:34:13.357> doesn't<00:34:13.607> matter.
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  One,<00:34:14.317> he<00:34:14.467> wouldn't<00:34:14.677> be<00:34:14.787> off<00:34:14.937> at<00:34:15.067> 2:00.
• 34:15
  That's<00:34:15.627> a<00:34:15.657> crazy<00:34:16.007> time<00:34:16.267> to<00:34:16.347> get <00:34:16.467>off<00:34:16.637> a<00:34:16.667> 24<00:34:16.987> or<00:34:17.337> 48-hour<00:34:17.927> shift.
• 34:18
  Absolutely<00:34:19.237> not.
• 34:19
  They<00:34:19.707> start<00:34:19.967> at<00:34:20.067> 7:00<00:34:20.307> or<00:34:20.387> 8:00.
• 34:20
  I<00:34:20.687> don't<00:34:20.877> know<00:34:20.987> what<00:34:21.097> to<00:34:21.167> tell<00:34:21.297> you.
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  Do<00:34:22.377> your<00:34:22.587> research.
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  It's<00:34:23.237> not<00:34:23.477> that<00:34:23.607> hard.
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  Their<00:34:24.087> schedules<00:34:24.637> are<00:34:24.697> posted<00:34:25.097> online.
• 34:26
  And<00:34:26.687> Buck's<00:34:26.947> like,<00:34:27.127> I,<00:34:27.157> I<00:34:27.187> don't <00:34:27.307>have<00:34:27.557> to<00:34:27.617> go<00:34:27.677> on<00:34:27.757> this<00:34:27.847> date.
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  I<00:34:28.127> don't<00:34:28.267> have<00:34:28.297> to<00:34:28.357> go.
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  I<00:34:28.567> can<00:34:28.687> stay.
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  I<00:34:29.097> can<00:34:29.227> stay.
• 34:29
  I<00:34:29.817> don't<00:34:29.957> have<00:34:30.117> to,"<00:34:30.877> and<00:34:31.117> he's<00:34:31.297> just <00:34:31.517>really<00:34:31.697> worried<00:34:32.087> about<00:34:32.737> screwing
• 34:33
  this<00:34:33.917> up,<00:34:34.267> and<00:34:34.367> he's<00:34:34.577> like,<00:34:34.877> "What<00:34:35.147> if <00:34:35.427>we<00:34:35.487> start<00:34:35.987> having<00:34:36.397> sex?"<00:34:37.347> And<00:34:37.627> Bobby's
• 34:37
  like,<00:34:38.117> "Well,<00:34:38.587> why<00:34:38.907> would<00:34:39.007> that<00:34:39.127> happen?" <00:34:39.557>"Because<00:34:39.767> that's<00:34:39.927> always<00:34:40.187> what<00:34:40.257> happens.
• 34:40
  I'm<00:34:40.807> a<00:34:40.857> sex<00:34:41.207> addict."
• 34:42
  Alison: Self-diagnosed.
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  Emily: saying<00:34:43.977> this.
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  Like,<00:34:45.457> no,<00:34:46.117> no.
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  You're<00:34:46.987> just...
• 34:47
  You<00:34:47.567> don't<00:34:47.757> understand<00:34:48.457> anything<00:34:48.947> yet.
• 34:49
  You're<00:34:49.437> 26.
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  And<00:34:51.227> Bobby<00:34:51.537> gives<00:34:51.757> him<00:34:51.927> a<00:34:51.977> good<00:34:52.157> old<00:34:52.437> dad<00:34:52.767> talk <00:34:53.107>about<00:34:53.337> like,<00:34:53.517> "Why<00:34:53.647> don't<00:34:53.797> you<00:34:53.917> get<00:34:54.067> to<00:34:54.207> know
• 34:54
  somebody<00:34:54.977> first<00:34:56.437> before<00:34:56.747> you<00:34:56.887> take<00:34:57.157> them<00:34:57.267> out<00:34:57.507> in <00:34:57.597>a<00:34:57.717> stolen<00:34:58.057> firetruck?"<00:34:59.347> And<00:34:59.507> like,<00:34:59.757> "Just,<00:35:00.057> just
• 35:00
  don't<00:35:00.857> have<00:35:01.077> sex<00:35:01.337> with<00:35:01.427> Abby<00:35:01.647> tonight<00:35:02.467> because <00:35:03.197>a<00:35:03.297> woman<00:35:03.947> like<00:35:04.287> that<00:35:05.227> deserves<00:35:05.677> chivalry.
• 35:06
  Chivalry.
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  The<00:35:08.137> woman<00:35:08.497> that<00:35:08.557> I'm<00:35:08.927> definitely <00:35:09.407>attracted<00:35:09.817> to<00:35:09.957> right<00:35:10.197> now."
• 35:10
  Alison: from<00:35:10.757> someone<00:35:11.077> like<00:35:11.277> you,<00:35:11.467> Bobert?
• 35:12
  Emily: Yeah,<00:35:12.307> Bobert,<00:35:13.117> s-
• 35:13
  Alison: Bobert?
• 35:14
  Emily: You<00:35:15.077> wanna<00:35:15.227> take<00:35:15.387> her<00:35:15.447> out?
• 35:15
  Are<00:35:15.877> you<00:35:15.957> thinking<00:35:16.167> maybe<00:35:16.457> you<00:35:17.177> haven't<00:35:17.627> been <00:35:17.837>into<00:35:18.017> any<00:35:18.197> women<00:35:18.477> since<00:35:18.767> you<00:35:19.117> killed<00:35:19.317> your
• 35:19
  wife,<00:35:19.617> but<00:35:19.717> maybe<00:35:20.017> you're<00:35:20.137> like<00:35:20.377> kinda<00:35:20.667> into<00:35:21.457> it?
• 35:21
  Alison: yeah,<00:35:22.317> because<00:35:22.627> then<00:35:22.807> we <00:35:22.927>flash<00:35:23.257> into<00:35:23.387> Abby's<00:35:23.797> apartment
• 35:24
  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: with<00:35:26.187> Abby<00:35:26.417> Clark <00:35:26.777>being<00:35:27.007> the<00:35:27.077> world's<00:35:27.387> most
• 35:27
  Mandy: Oh,
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  Alison: woman.
• 35:28
  Mandy: she's<00:35:29.177> so<00:35:29.627> gorgeous<00:35:30.027> in<00:35:30.117> this<00:35:30.287> scene
• 35:30
  Alison: My
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  Emily: out<00:35:31.357> in<00:35:31.427> that<00:35:31.537> black<00:35:31.787> dress.
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  A<00:35:32.707> very<00:35:32.937> nice<00:35:33.267> like<00:35:33.437> flowy,<00:35:34.177> comfy-looking, <00:35:35.097>but<00:35:35.207> beautiful<00:35:35.627> black<00:35:35.897> dress
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  Alison: Yeah,
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  Emily: hair<00:35:37.447> all<00:35:37.587> done.
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  Mandy: Hair<00:35:39.157> like<00:35:39.317> an<00:35:39.407> angel?
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Mandy: Isn't<00:35:40.987> that<00:35:41.167> the<00:35:41.277> line?
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  Emily: Patricia<00:35:42.647> saying,
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  Alison: like<00:35:43.487> a
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  Mandy: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Emily: "Jesus."
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  Alison: you,<00:35:46.487> Patricia.
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  Emily: Thanks,<00:35:47.447> Mom.
• 35:48
  Mandy: Oh.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Yep.
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  Buck's<00:35:51.427> suit<00:35:52.077> is<00:35:52.777> a<00:35:52.867> little<00:35:53.807> snug,<00:35:54.567> but <00:35:54.757>it<00:35:54.887> is<00:35:55.097> 2018,<00:35:56.037> so<00:35:56.497> I<00:35:56.597> guess<00:35:56.837> it's<00:35:57.017> fine.
• 35:57
  Alison: it's<00:35:58.072> very<00:35:58.492> in
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  fashion,
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  Mandy: they<00:35:59.252> were<00:36:01.242> just<00:36:01.332> like,
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  Alison: suits,<00:36:02.082> and
• 36:02
  Mandy: Bassett<00:36:02.432> has
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  Alison: Ugh,
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  Mandy: in<00:36:02.932> her<00:36:02.962> contract<00:36:03.162> that
• 36:07
  Emily: suit.
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  It's<00:36:08.147> fine.
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  And<00:36:09.157> Bobby's<00:36:09.397> like,<00:36:09.547> "Good<00:36:09.657> luck.<00:36:10.117> I<00:36:10.177> don't <00:36:10.307>want<00:36:10.467> it.<00:36:11.157> Good<00:36:11.257> luck<00:36:11.497> keeping<00:36:11.767> it<00:36:11.857> in<00:36:11.917> your
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  pants."<00:36:12.487> This<00:36:12.617> whole<00:36:12.747> scene<00:36:13.017> is<00:36:13.117> perfect.
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  The<00:36:13.627> line<00:36:13.877> delivery<00:36:14.287> is<00:36:14.387> perfect,<00:36:14.827> of<00:36:14.957> Buck,
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  Alison: It's<00:36:15.532> so<00:36:15.802> cute.
• 36:16
  Emily: no."
• 36:17
  Alison: So<00:36:18.007> cute.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: that's<00:36:19.147> his<00:36:19.317> dad.
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  Emily: That's<00:36:20.022> his<00:36:20.142> dad.
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  But
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  Alison: them<00:36:22.357> so<00:36:22.627> much.
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  Emily: a<00:36:23.662> lovely<00:36:24.052> little<00:36:24.252> scene.
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  But<00:36:25.282> before<00:36:25.642> that,<00:36:25.912> we<00:36:26.022> have<00:36:26.462> a<00:36:26.522> weird<00:36:27.022> little <00:36:27.362>aside<00:36:28.362> of<00:36:29.362> which<00:36:29.552> could've<00:36:29.752> been<00:36:30.312> a,<00:36:30.372> a<00:36:30.422> bigger
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  scene,<00:36:31.212> I<00:36:31.302> guess,<00:36:32.412> Athena<00:36:33.032> getting<00:36:33.282> called <00:36:33.672>to<00:36:34.292> a<00:36:34.342> pretty<00:36:34.622> big<00:36:34.782> crash<00:36:35.282> on<00:36:35.392> the<00:36:35.442> highway.
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  12<00:36:36.782> cars,<00:36:37.362> no<00:36:37.482> fatalities,<00:36:38.392> not<00:36:38.522> too<00:36:38.622> bad.
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  Alison: Good.
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  Emily: organ<00:36:40.782> transplant<00:36:41.802> vehicle<00:36:42.622> stuck<00:36:43.232> in <00:36:43.382>it,<00:36:44.172> and<00:36:44.602> they<00:36:44.722> need<00:36:44.882> help<00:36:45.272> getting<00:36:45.582> an<00:36:45.702> organ
• 36:46
  to<00:36:46.742> the<00:36:46.842> hospital<00:36:47.392> before<00:36:48.032> the<00:36:48.092> clock<00:36:48.412> runs<00:36:48.612> out.
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  So<00:36:49.692> Athena<00:36:50.252> is<00:36:50.442> like,<00:36:51.092> "Let's<00:36:51.492> go, <00:36:51.622>buddy.<00:36:52.312> Let's<00:36:52.562> get<00:36:52.692> this<00:36:52.832> organ,<00:36:53.352> let's
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  get<00:36:53.682> the<00:36:53.732> tech<00:36:54.612> in<00:36:54.762> the<00:36:54.822> squad<00:36:55.172> car,<00:36:55.532> and <00:36:55.702>let's<00:36:56.082> get<00:36:56.492> going."<00:36:57.612> So<00:36:57.812> we<00:36:57.922> just<00:36:58.122> have
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  Alison: believe<00:36:59.117> that<00:36:59.257> this <00:36:59.407>is<00:36:59.647> literally<00:37:00.027> just<00:37:00.207> a<00:37:00.247> filler
• 37:01
  Emily: I<00:37:01.182> think<00:37:01.442> it's<00:37:01.572> a<00:37:01.832> time<00:37:01.992> filler.
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  it's<00:37:03.182> fun,<00:37:03.552> it's<00:37:03.732> silly, <00:37:04.002>it's<00:37:04.282> goofy,<00:37:04.672> which<00:37:04.892> I<00:37:05.012> love.
• 37:05
  I'm<00:37:05.722> down<00:37:06.072> for<00:37:07.102> silly,<00:37:07.472> goofy,<00:37:07.902> let's<00:37:08.102> have <00:37:08.252>Athena<00:37:08.622> do<00:37:08.772> some<00:37:08.942> stuff<00:37:09.272> 'cause<00:37:09.412> she's<00:37:09.662> kind
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  Mandy: she<00:37:12.572> needs<00:37:12.842> to<00:37:16.502> be<00:37:16.582> a<00:37:16.622> badass<00:37:17.162> once<00:37:17.402> per <00:37:17.572>episode,"<00:37:18.112> so...<00:37:18.222> And<00:37:20.682> I<00:37:21.692> don't<00:37:21.852> blame<00:37:21.972> them.
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  Emily: blowing<00:37:23.567> through<00:37:23.727> the<00:37:23.787> streets, <00:37:25.117>it's<00:37:25.577> a<00:37:25.617> 16-year-old<00:37:26.117> high<00:37:26.257> school
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  student<00:37:26.677> from<00:37:26.807> Seattle<00:37:27.227> getting<00:37:27.457> an<00:37:27.517> organ.
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  They<00:37:28.517> deliver<00:37:28.927> it<00:37:29.067> on<00:37:29.207> time.
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  Everyone's<00:37:30.107> happy.
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  and<00:37:31.642> Athena<00:37:32.072> is<00:37:32.282> like,<00:37:32.712> "I'm<00:37:32.842> so<00:37:32.992> glad<00:37:33.332> to <00:37:33.442>be<00:37:33.582> delivering<00:37:34.122> a<00:37:34.162> heart<00:37:34.522> on<00:37:34.622> Valentine's
• 37:35
  Day,"<00:37:35.692> and<00:37:36.012> the<00:37:36.082> nurse<00:37:36.312> there<00:37:36.462> was <00:37:36.592>like,<00:37:36.782> "Yeah,<00:37:36.882> that<00:37:37.112> was<00:37:37.932> a<00:37:38.002> kidney."
• 37:39
  Alison: Kidneys<00:37:39.492> are<00:37:39.592> also<00:37:39.852> good.
• 37:40
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  So<00:37:41.902> important.
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  Emily: funny.
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  It's-<00:37:44.507> Not<00:37:44.717> a<00:37:44.747> useless<00:37:45.277> scene,<00:37:45.567> but
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: kind<00:37:46.327> of<00:37:46.427> like<00:37:46.627> not<00:37:46.867> everything <00:37:47.267>has<00:37:47.547> to<00:37:47.627> be<00:37:48.497> dire<00:37:49.317> and<00:37:50.547> life<00:37:50.817> or<00:37:50.877> death.
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  She<00:37:51.467> was<00:37:51.667> delivering<00:37:52.187> a<00:37:52.247> kidney,<00:37:52.647> and <00:37:52.757>that's<00:37:52.917> important<00:37:53.257> too,<00:37:53.687> and<00:37:54.267> yay.
• 37:54
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: was<00:37:55.372> fun.
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  Alison: And<00:37:56.312> like<00:37:56.562> functionally,<00:37:57.712> it's <00:37:58.692>a<00:37:58.932> scene<00:37:59.372> to<00:37:59.482> break,<00:37:59.972> like<00:38:00.272> to<00:38:00.402> remind<00:38:00.902> the
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  audience<00:38:01.362> of<00:38:01.452> the<00:38:01.512> fact<00:38:01.892> that<00:38:02.092> she's<00:38:02.392> not <00:38:02.662>actually<00:38:03.122> spending<00:38:03.522> all<00:38:03.672> night<00:38:03.842> at<00:38:03.912> Melora's,
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: going<00:38:05.742> back,<00:38:06.072> she's <00:38:06.212>getting<00:38:06.512> called<00:38:06.942> back<00:38:07.282> to<00:38:07.392> Melora's.
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  Mandy: Hmm.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  She<00:38:09.872> is
• 38:10
  Mandy: True.
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  Alison: driving<00:38:11.812> like<00:38:11.942> a<00:38:11.992> bat<00:38:12.162> out<00:38:12.232> of<00:38:12.262> hell.
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  Emily: driving<00:38:12.937> like<00:38:13.067> a<00:38:13.107> bat<00:38:13.267> out<00:38:13.367> of<00:38:13.427> hell, <00:38:13.797>and,<00:38:14.077> and<00:38:14.307> also<00:38:14.647> that<00:38:14.797> she<00:38:14.937> is<00:38:15.037> spending
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  Valentine's<00:38:15.917> Day<00:38:16.077> running<00:38:16.457> calls.
• 38:17
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: is<00:38:18.342> what<00:38:18.462> she's<00:38:18.702> doing.
• 38:19
  Alison: want<00:38:19.427> to<00:38:19.517> be<00:38:19.637> at<00:38:19.717> home.
• 38:20
  Emily: She<00:38:20.512> does<00:38:20.732> not<00:38:20.902> wanna<00:38:21.042> be<00:38:21.152> at<00:38:21.212> home.
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  She<00:38:21.622> is<00:38:21.752> running<00:38:22.032> around,<00:38:22.472> she's<00:38:22.612> doing <00:38:22.862>stuff,<00:38:23.622> but<00:38:23.752> she<00:38:23.902> does<00:38:24.152> get<00:38:24.262> called<00:38:24.522> back
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  to<00:38:25.702> Melora's<00:38:26.402> for<00:38:26.632> a<00:38:26.722> welfare<00:38:27.512> check.
• 38:29
  And<00:38:29.512> Melora's<00:38:29.772> just<00:38:29.972> like,<00:38:30.142> "I<00:38:30.232> was<00:38:30.422> just <00:38:30.592>having<00:38:30.962> a<00:38:31.012> moment,<00:38:32.022> but<00:38:32.152> I<00:38:32.262> do<00:38:32.432> have<00:38:32.602> a<00:38:32.642> box
• 38:32
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• 38:35
  Alison: not<00:38:35.407> the<00:38:35.457> one<00:38:35.787> that<00:38:35.887> I<00:38:36.087> got
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  Emily: Yeah.
• 38:37
  Alison: know,<00:38:37.657> "Did<00:38:37.847> you<00:38:37.947> know<00:38:38.097> that<00:38:38.387> See's <00:38:38.597>Candies<00:38:38.947> is<00:38:39.007> open<00:38:39.267> 24<00:38:39.647> hours<00:38:39.877> a<00:38:39.927> day?"<00:38:40.087> And<00:38:40.177> I
• 38:40
  Emily: Yeah.
• 38:40
  Alison: "Melora."
• 38:41
  Emily: Oh.
• 38:42
  Oh,<00:38:43.092> no,<00:38:43.362> she<00:38:43.542> has<00:38:43.752> a<00:38:43.782> second<00:38:44.052> date<00:38:44.192> herself.
• 38:45
  We're<00:38:45.232> both<00:38:45.462> members<00:38:45.792> of <00:38:45.862>the<00:38:45.922> Lonely<00:38:46.142> Hearts<00:38:46.392> Club.
• 38:47
  I<00:38:47.512> just<00:38:47.602> wanted<00:38:47.822> to<00:38:48.042> thank <00:38:48.482>you<00:38:48.762> for<00:38:48.882> being<00:38:49.142> so<00:38:49.352> awesome.
• 38:49
  Oh<00:38:50.042> no,<00:38:50.362> I<00:38:50.472> splashed<00:38:50.802> wine<00:38:51.142> all<00:38:51.312> over<00:38:51.502> you.
• 38:52
  Mandy: no.
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  Emily: Oh,<00:38:53.402> oh<00:38:53.532> no.
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  You're<00:38:55.062> gonna<00:38:55.302> have<00:38:55.412> to<00:38:55.442> take<00:38:55.662> your<00:38:55.722> shirt<00:38:55.962> off.
• 38:56
  Alison: Oh,<00:38:57.087> no.
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  Emily: so<00:38:59.052> Athena<00:38:59.472> is<00:38:59.712> in<00:38:59.822> the<00:38:59.882> bathroom<00:39:00.352> trying <00:39:00.552>to<00:39:00.602> wipe<00:39:00.862> down,<00:39:01.682> and<00:39:01.962> Melora's<00:39:02.642> like,<00:39:02.972> the
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  hydrogen<00:39:03.512> peroxide's<00:39:04.142> really<00:39:04.382> gonna<00:39:04.552> get<00:39:04.752> that
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  blood<00:39:05.172> out,"<00:39:05.442> or<00:39:05.512> whatever<00:39:05.742> she<00:39:05.852> says.
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  I<00:39:06.242> was<00:39:06.322> like,<00:39:06.532> ooh,<00:39:07.192> careful.
• 39:07
  Alison: ammonia.
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  It's<00:39:08.237> like,<00:39:08.457> ma'am.
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  " Emily: Don't...<00:39:09.872> Who<00:39:10.042> has<00:39:10.282> ammonia?"
• 39:11
  Mandy: Melora,<00:39:12.087> you<00:39:12.197> are<00:39:12.257> saying<00:39:12.847> too<00:39:13.017> much.
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  Alison: Yeah,
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  Emily: Yeah,
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  Alison: little<00:39:15.197> bit.
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  Emily: a<00:39:15.782> little<00:39:16.012> bit,<00:39:16.332> and<00:39:16.412> Athena's, <00:39:16.812>like,<00:39:16.962> looking<00:39:17.172> through<00:39:17.262> the
• 39:17
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• 39:20
  Alison: a<00:39:20.807> lot<00:39:21.187> of<00:39:21.227> medication,<00:39:22.057> then<00:39:22.137> she <00:39:22.237>looks<00:39:22.457> in<00:39:22.537> the<00:39:22.597> sink<00:39:23.087> or<00:39:23.137> the,<00:39:23.377> like<00:39:23.537> the
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  tub<00:39:23.967> or<00:39:23.997> the<00:39:24.077> shower,<00:39:24.517> and<00:39:24.597> there's<00:39:24.717> just <00:39:24.887>a<00:39:24.937> big<00:39:25.097> swirl<00:39:25.697> of<00:39:25.747> blood<00:39:26.137> in<00:39:26.297> it,<00:39:26.487> and<00:39:26.587> then
• 39:26
  she's<00:39:26.897> like,<00:39:27.087> "I<00:39:27.237> must<00:39:27.497> draw<00:39:27.817> my<00:39:28.017> gun."
• 39:28
  Emily: like,<00:39:28.842> "None<00:39:29.102> of<00:39:29.192> this<00:39:29.462> looks<00:39:29.812> good.
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  So<00:39:31.322> she<00:39:31.462> starts...
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  Mandy: it<00:39:32.612> did<00:39:32.762> make<00:39:32.942> me<00:39:33.592> kinda <00:39:33.952>like<00:39:34.202> question,<00:39:34.652> she<00:39:34.792> just<00:39:35.092> pulled
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  out<00:39:35.582> Lexapro<00:39:36.362> as<00:39:36.492> the<00:39:36.552> first<00:39:36.912> one.
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  I'm<00:39:37.502> like,<00:39:37.702> well,<00:39:37.882> feel<00:39:38.512> like <00:39:38.642>you<00:39:38.702> could've<00:39:38.772> started<00:39:39.092> with<00:39:39.192> the
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  antipsychotic<00:39:39.962> or<00:39:39.992> something.
• 39:40
  Emily: I<00:39:40.667> was<00:39:40.787> like,<00:39:40.937> "Wait, <00:39:41.407>that's<00:39:41.707> my<00:39:42.197> cabinet."
• 39:43
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Hey,<00:39:44.282> hold<00:39:44.512> on.
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  Let's<00:39:45.382> not<00:39:45.582> judge<00:39:45.882> here.
• 39:46
  Emily: Hey,<00:39:46.727> that's<00:39:47.317> most<00:39:47.827> of <00:39:47.937>our<00:39:48.177> cabinets<00:39:48.737> these<00:39:49.017> days.
• 39:50
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: But<00:39:51.697> she<00:39:52.047> starts<00:39:52.387> searching <00:39:52.687>the<00:39:52.737> house<00:39:53.257> and<00:39:53.457> finds<00:39:54.757> on<00:39:54.917> a<00:39:55.017> table
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  the<00:39:56.377> boyfriend<00:39:57.207> cut<00:39:57.527> apart<00:39:58.127> and<00:39:58.327> glued
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  Mandy: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Alison: I<00:39:59.782> have<00:40:00.012> so<00:40:00.332> many<00:40:00.552> questions <00:40:01.352>about<00:40:01.782> this,<00:40:02.092> and<00:40:02.262> none<00:40:02.362> of<00:40:02.522> it<00:40:02.652> is
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  Emily: m-
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  Alison: up<00:40:05.172> and<00:40:05.242> glued<00:40:05.372> back<00:40:05.502> together.
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  Emily: I<00:40:06.762> get<00:40:06.852> that.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: part<00:40:08.052> I<00:40:08.112> understand.
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  she's<00:40:09.482> trying<00:40:09.712> to<00:40:09.782> build <00:40:10.222>the<00:40:10.272> perfect<00:40:10.742> boyfriend,
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  Emily: Out<00:40:11.782> of<00:40:11.822> the<00:40:11.912> same<00:40:12.182> parts.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: And<00:40:13.572> then<00:40:13.722> glues<00:40:14.062> him
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Melora,<00:40:15.622> baby,<00:40:15.902> those<00:40:16.052> are<00:40:16.112> the<00:40:16.212> same
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  Emily: Those<00:40:16.822> are...<00:40:17.012> Yeah,
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  you're<00:40:17.452> gonna<00:40:17.622> get<00:40:17.762> the<00:40:17.832> same<00:40:18.132> guy.
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  Mandy: You<00:40:18.862> wanna,<00:40:18.982> like-<00:40:19.082> Diversify <00:40:19.792>your<00:40:20.052> sourcing<00:40:20.672> there,<00:40:20.882> Melora.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: You're<00:40:22.692> gonna<00:40:22.862> have <00:40:23.092>to<00:40:23.202> go<00:40:23.332> get<00:40:23.482> another<00:40:23.782> guy.
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  You<00:40:25.032> really<00:40:25.282> gotta...
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  Alison: depending<00:40:26.262> on<00:40:26.362> the<00:40:26.422> parts.
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  Mandy: At<00:40:27.182> least<00:40:27.452> one.
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  Emily: You're--<00:40:28.407> He,<00:40:28.567> he's <00:40:28.877>gonna<00:40:29.007> come<00:40:29.187> back<00:40:29.387> the<00:40:29.467> same.
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  You<00:40:30.217> gotta,<00:40:31.377> you<00:40:31.557> gotta<00:40:31.817> fi-<00:40:31.997> maybe <00:40:32.237>she<00:40:32.407> moved<00:40:32.977> arms<00:40:33.497> on<00:40:33.617> the<00:40:33.717> other<00:40:33.897> side.
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  I<00:40:34.227> don't<00:40:34.347> know.
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  But<00:40:34.967> yeah,<00:40:35.157> I...
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  Alison: But<00:40:36.127> like,<00:40:36.367> that<00:40:36.497> was<00:40:36.627> my<00:40:36.767> whole<00:40:36.977> thing.
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  I<00:40:37.317> was<00:40:37.427> like,
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  Emily: I<00:40:37.812> know.
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  Alison: If<00:40:38.067> I'm<00:40:38.177> following<00:40:38.627> your<00:40:38.807> logic,
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  Emily: Exactly.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: that<00:40:45.287> he<00:40:45.457> was<00:40:45.607> in--<00:40:45.727> Well,<00:40:45.947> okay, <00:40:46.257>maybe<00:40:46.887> we<00:40:46.947> did<00:40:47.037> though,<00:40:47.427> because<00:40:47.697> she's
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  like,<00:40:48.167> "He<00:40:48.327> can<00:40:48.477> cook,"<00:40:48.917> and<00:40:49.507> he,<00:40:49.987> was <00:40:50.307>he<00:40:50.397> was<00:40:50.527> great<00:40:50.677> in<00:40:50.757> bed<00:40:51.317> and<00:40:51.667> whatever.
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  It's<00:40:52.787> like,<00:40:52.897> so<00:40:52.997> maybe<00:40:53.277> she<00:40:53.427> did<00:40:53.767> just <00:40:54.067>want<00:40:54.787> all<00:40:55.017> of<00:40:55.117> it<00:40:55.497> except<00:40:56.247> the<00:40:56.317> heart
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  Emily: gonna<00:40:57.102> hurt.
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  Alison: But<00:40:58.512> still,
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  Emily: why<00:40:59.257> cut<00:40:59.467> him<00:40:59.567> apart?
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  Alison: if<00:41:00.812> you're<00:41:00.912> gonna<00:41:01.312> cut<00:41:01.532> him <00:41:01.592>apart<00:41:02.232> to<00:41:02.322> glue<00:41:02.572> him<00:41:02.712> back<00:41:02.902> together
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  I<00:41:03.652> don't...<00:41:04.372> It<00:41:04.442> was<00:41:04.612> for<00:41:04.712> the<00:41:04.802> visual, <00:41:05.132>it<00:41:05.162> was<00:41:05.272> for<00:41:05.372> the<00:41:05.432> gag,<00:41:05.882> but<00:41:06.012> I<00:41:06.112> just,<00:41:06.332> I,
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  Emily: I<00:41:06.707> know.
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  Alison: about<00:41:07.272> it<00:41:07.362> for<00:41:07.432> too<00:41:07.602> long.
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  Emily: Dude,<00:41:08.587> I<00:41:08.667> know.
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  I<00:41:09.277> did<00:41:09.417> too.
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  I<00:41:09.607> was<00:41:09.717> like,<00:41:09.867> "But<00:41:09.957> wait,<00:41:10.367> that's...<00:41:11.377> monster <00:41:11.677>came<00:41:11.877> from<00:41:12.097> different<00:41:12.367> people."<00:41:13.347> Yet...
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  Alison: That's<00:41:13.812> the<00:41:13.872> whole<00:41:13.992> point.
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  Emily: I<00:41:14.897> mean,<00:41:15.017> she<00:41:15.217> is<00:41:15.527> on<00:41:15.687> a<00:41:15.737> lot<00:41:15.917> of <00:41:15.977>psychotics<00:41:16.747> or<00:41:16.777> antipsychotics,<00:41:17.497> so<00:41:17.917> I<00:41:18.017> mean,
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  Alison: Yeah,
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  Emily: not<00:41:19.957> a<00:41:20.617> full<00:41:20.897> deck<00:41:21.177> happening<00:41:21.577> here.
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  Alison: but<00:41:22.787> I'm<00:41:22.937> trying <00:41:23.157>to<00:41:23.197> follow<00:41:23.477> the<00:41:23.507> logic.
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  Emily: Well,<00:41:25.002> unfortunately,<00:41:26.342> Melora<00:41:26.982> somehow <00:41:27.352>gets<00:41:27.582> the<00:41:27.662> drop<00:41:28.032> on<00:41:28.902> Sergeant<00:41:30.162> Athena<00:41:30.442> Grant.
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  Uh-oh.
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  This<00:41:32.342> is<00:41:32.402> not<00:41:32.562> a<00:41:32.602> good <00:41:32.712>Valentine's<00:41:33.172> Day<00:41:33.302> for<00:41:33.452> her.
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  Alison: really<00:41:34.502> wish<00:41:34.682> he <00:41:34.792>hadn't<00:41:34.972> have<00:41:35.012> gone<00:41:35.192> in<00:41:35.352> there.
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  Emily: I<00:41:36.027> know.
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  Me<00:41:37.397> too.
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  Alison: The<00:41:38.202> super<00:41:38.532> glue<00:41:38.772> isn't<00:41:38.952> dried<00:41:39.302> yet.
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  Like,<00:41:39.892> Melora.
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  Emily: She's<00:41:41.647> funny.
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  I<00:41:42.287> like<00:41:42.567> her.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: but<00:41:44.857> I<00:41:44.987> like<00:41:45.317> her.
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  Alison: love<00:41:46.147> Melora.
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  Emily: Having<00:41:47.267> so<00:41:47.467> far<00:41:47.717> having<00:41:48.027> a<00:41:48.097> good<00:41:48.367> day<00:41:48.877> are <00:41:49.317>Buck<00:41:49.507> and<00:41:49.577> Abby<00:41:50.077> at<00:41:50.187> a<00:41:50.217> very<00:41:50.457> fancy<00:41:50.767> restaurant,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: where<00:41:52.902> small<00:41:53.282> boy<00:41:53.992> Buck<00:41:54.382> Buckley <00:41:54.772>is<00:41:54.912> attempting<00:41:55.352> to<00:41:55.442> order<00:41:55.742> wine.
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  Alison: Oh.
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  Mandy: I<00:41:58.547> definitely<00:41:59.157> blocked <00:41:59.847>this<00:42:00.097> whole<00:42:00.327> scene<00:42:00.687> from<00:42:00.847> my<00:42:00.977> memory.
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  I<00:42:01.507> had<00:42:01.677> zero<00:42:02.107> recollection<00:42:02.717> of<00:42:02.827> this<00:42:03.037> from <00:42:03.247>the<00:42:03.307> first<00:42:03.587> time<00:42:03.897> I<00:42:03.947> watched<00:42:04.427> season<00:42:04.797> one.
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  Alison: Really?
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  I<00:42:08.287> was<00:42:08.417> like,<00:42:08.557> "Huh,<00:42:08.827> this<00:42:08.987> is<00:42:09.097> a <00:42:09.177>new<00:42:09.477> show<00:42:09.707> for<00:42:09.827> me<00:42:09.987> right<00:42:10.157> now."
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  Emily: That's<00:42:11.162> kind<00:42:11.302> of<00:42:11.372> fun,<00:42:11.592> though.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: We<00:42:13.772> get<00:42:14.032> a<00:42:14.072> little<00:42:14.262> voiceover <00:42:14.952>of<00:42:15.102> Abby's<00:42:15.512> thoughts,<00:42:16.072> worried<00:42:16.452> about,
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  Buck<00:42:17.392> getting<00:42:17.622> carded<00:42:18.122> and<00:42:18.312> not<00:42:18.572> her.
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  Okay,<00:42:19.677> so<00:42:20.347> we<00:42:21.007> so
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  Alison: Okay,<00:42:22.047> so...
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  Emily: we<00:42:22.717> hear<00:42:23.057> Abby's<00:42:23.467> thoughts, <00:42:23.897>and<00:42:24.017> she's<00:42:24.327> like,<00:42:24.497> "He<00:42:24.627> looks<00:42:24.837> super
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  cute,<00:42:25.507> but<00:42:25.917> I<00:42:25.957> am<00:42:26.847> worried<00:42:27.267> about<00:42:27.547> Buck <00:42:27.747>getting<00:42:27.927> carded<00:42:28.657> and<00:42:28.817> not<00:42:29.257> her,"<00:42:30.397> because
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  Alison: reasonable
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  Emily: is.
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  Alison: of<00:42:32.937> in<00:42:33.047> this<00:42:33.327> moment.
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  Emily: Or
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: "Oh,<00:42:35.397> you<00:42:35.707> brought<00:42:35.957> your <00:42:36.057>mom<00:42:36.447> for<00:42:36.577> Valentine's<00:42:37.477> Day."
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Emily: it's<00:42:38.977> fair.
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  Alison: fair.
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  Emily: extremely<00:42:41.947> hot,<00:42:42.427> so<00:42:42.597> I<00:42:42.687> don't <00:42:43.037>know<00:42:43.217> that<00:42:43.367> anyone's<00:42:43.827> gonna<00:42:43.997> confuse
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  them<00:42:44.937> for<00:42:45.157> a<00:42:45.237> mother-son<00:42:45.977> situation.
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  Mandy: I<00:42:47.257> don't<00:42:47.517> think<00:42:47.757> so.
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  Not<00:42:48.917> dressed<00:42:49.277> like<00:42:49.557> that
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Valentine's<00:42:51.307> Day.
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  Emily: at<00:42:52.237> that<00:42:52.407> kind<00:42:52.557> of<00:42:52.677> restaurant.
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  Alison: I<00:42:54.007> hope<00:42:54.297> not.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: that
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: instead<00:42:56.447> it<00:42:56.567> is <00:42:56.707>like,<00:42:57.067> "Ah,<00:42:57.267> yes,<00:42:57.657> a<00:42:57.777> MILF."
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  Emily: And,<00:42:59.397> because<00:42:59.687> Buck<00:42:59.957> is<00:43:00.107> a<00:43:00.397> hungry <00:43:00.777>going,<00:43:01.357> growing<00:43:01.607> boy,<00:43:02.087> he<00:43:02.247> goes<00:43:02.537> in<00:43:02.817> on<00:43:03.167> the
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  bread<00:43:04.327> while<00:43:04.517> he's<00:43:04.767> thinking<00:43:05.077> about<00:43:05.547> how
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: is<00:43:07.317> he<00:43:07.457> just<00:43:07.687> immediately <00:43:08.497>chokes<00:43:08.937> on<00:43:09.097> the<00:43:09.157> bread.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  And<00:43:11.507> graphically,<00:43:12.407> which<00:43:12.887> I<00:43:12.957> will<00:43:13.247> give<00:43:13.577> Oliver
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  Mandy: Oliver<00:43:16.587> Stark
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  Emily: He<00:43:17.187> tries<00:43:17.427> to<00:43:17.507> drink<00:43:17.707> water,
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  Mandy: showing
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  Emily: it<00:43:18.747> just<00:43:18.947> pours<00:43:19.557> out<00:43:19.717> of<00:43:19.807> his
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  Mandy: with<00:43:20.367> some<00:43:20.407> broken<00:43:20.647> ribs<00:43:20.767> the
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  Emily: then,<00:43:25.187> and<00:43:25.317> then<00:43:25.477> it<00:43:25.637> kind <00:43:25.817>of<00:43:25.907> goes<00:43:26.087> black,<00:43:26.447> and<00:43:26.557> we<00:43:26.647> get
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  a<00:43:26.827> 911<00:43:27.637> call<00:43:28.037> of<00:43:28.287> Abby<00:43:28.677> calling.
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  That<00:43:30.247> we've<00:43:30.447> got<00:43:31.407> another<00:43:31.747> plot<00:43:32.057> twist.
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  This<00:43:34.367> is<00:43:34.507> where<00:43:34.697> we<00:43:34.907> get<00:43:35.257> a <00:43:35.317>timestamp<00:43:36.047> that<00:43:36.207> Buck<00:43:36.417> is<00:43:36.527> 26.
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  He<00:43:38.537> is<00:43:39.317> down,<00:43:40.007> he<00:43:40.127> is<00:43:40.247> not<00:43:40.467> breathing, <00:43:41.347>and<00:43:41.427> Abby<00:43:41.697> is<00:43:41.817> doing<00:43:42.357> chest<00:43:42.667> compressions
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  because<00:43:43.487> he<00:43:43.647> is<00:43:44.087> fully<00:43:45.587> choking<00:43:45.947> to<00:43:46.037> death.
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  Alison: So<00:43:48.077> this<00:43:48.357> is<00:43:48.747> perhaps<00:43:49.307> the<00:43:49.387> start <00:43:50.237>of<00:43:50.737> my<00:43:51.567> only<00:43:51.987> routine<00:43:52.527> beef<00:43:52.897> with<00:43:53.067> 911.
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  I<00:43:55.587> don't<00:43:55.717> know<00:43:55.817> what<00:43:55.997> these
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  Emily: they
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  Mandy: next<00:43:56.997> day.
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  Emily: kill<00:43:57.647> the<00:43:57.787> actor.
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  Mandy: But<00:43:58.827> I<00:44:02.367> do<00:44:02.427> agree,<00:44:02.617> it <00:44:02.647>doesn't<00:44:02.677> look<00:44:02.867> convincing<00:44:03.127> though.
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  I<00:44:07.077> feel<00:44:07.167> like<00:44:07.447> they<00:44:07.507> could've...<00:44:07.537> Yeah.
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  Alison: this<00:44:08.032> forever.
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  Emily: I
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:44:09.547> really?
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  Alison: really<00:44:10.882> light<00:44:11.202> and<00:44:11.372> really, <00:44:11.592>really<00:44:11.822> fast,<00:44:12.322> and<00:44:12.442> I'm<00:44:12.612> just<00:44:12.792> looking
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  Mandy: Dr.
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  Emily: know.
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  Alison: it.
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  Mandy: Robbie
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  Emily: haven't
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  Mandy: not<00:44:19.217> approve.
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  Alison: Correct.
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  Emily: I<00:44:20.877> wanna<00:44:21.217> know<00:44:21.407> why<00:44:21.597> TV <00:44:21.897>shows<00:44:22.277> haven't<00:44:22.667> figured<00:44:23.157> out<00:44:23.517> a<00:44:23.587> way
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Surely<00:44:28.457> there<00:44:28.657> is<00:44:28.897> a<00:44:28.957> way<00:44:29.347> to<00:44:29.427> have<00:44:29.667> a <00:44:29.727>dummy<00:44:30.087> body<00:44:30.847> with<00:44:31.017> the<00:44:31.137> actor's<00:44:31.497> head<00:44:31.787> that
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  Alison: and<00:44:57.092> it,<00:44:57.662> it<00:44:57.802> doesn't<00:44:58.062> matter.
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  Emily: You're<00:44:59.697> not<00:45:00.007> the<00:45:00.077> only<00:45:00.247> one,<00:45:00.467> though.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: On<00:45:05.552> a<00:45:05.612> show<00:45:05.812> about-
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  Alison: head,<00:45:06.977> like...
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  Emily: Chest<00:45:07.562> compressions.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:45:09.067> literally<00:45:09.527> there<00:45:09.737> are<00:45:09.767> actual <00:45:10.267>firefighter<00:45:10.767> paramedics<00:45:11.377> on<00:45:11.697> the<00:45:11.767> scene
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: not<00:45:13.467> a<00:45:13.517> damn<00:45:13.837> one<00:45:14.097> of <00:45:14.247>them<00:45:14.457> can<00:45:14.677> do<00:45:14.827> compressions.
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  Emily: this<00:45:16.552> is<00:45:16.722> a<00:45:16.842> chest <00:45:17.102>compression<00:45:17.502> show,<00:45:18.562> and<00:45:18.712> they're...
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  Emily: That
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Yeah.
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  That<00:45:25.112> would<00:45:25.412> be<00:45:25.532> so<00:45:25.622> good.
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  Emily: the<00:45:25.952> episode,<00:45:26.472> right?
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  'Cause<00:45:26.992> canonically,<00:45:27.662> or<00:45:27.722> in<00:45:27.902> real
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  Mandy: That<00:45:28.432> would<00:45:28.702> be<00:45:28.822> amazing.
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  Emily: training<00:45:29.862> all<00:45:30.052> fucking<00:45:30.552> day.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: be<00:45:32.812> getting
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: right?
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  Like...
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:45:35.077> they're <00:45:35.157>just<00:45:35.287> getting<00:45:35.497> recertified.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: we,<00:45:43.047> they<00:45:43.227> can<00:45:43.337> go<00:45:43.487> over<00:45:43.687> all<00:45:43.817> the <00:45:43.887>times<00:45:44.387> that,<00:45:44.637> they<00:45:44.757> did,<00:45:45.287> and<00:45:45.407> they<00:45:45.487> can,<00:45:45.637> we,
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  Y-
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  Emily: And<00:45:49.162> they<00:45:49.192> would<00:45:49.322> be<00:45:49.472> using<00:45:49.882> dummies<00:45:50.332> so <00:45:50.412>you<00:45:50.522> could<00:45:50.662> see<00:45:50.882> real...<00:45:51.462> Yeah,<00:45:51.722> it'd<00:45:51.752> be<00:45:51.842> great.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Anyway.
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  Alison: And<00:46:05.102> then<00:46:05.512> you<00:46:05.682> can<00:46:05.882> even <00:46:06.422>add<00:46:06.682> a<00:46:06.752> little<00:46:07.082> extra<00:46:07.392> layer<00:46:07.632> and
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: in<00:46:11.267> that.
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  Emily: be<00:46:12.312> fun.
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  Alison: See?
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  We<00:46:13.922> did<00:46:14.312> it.
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  Emily: We<00:46:15.307> did<00:46:16.057> it.
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  Alison: like,<00:46:22.047> "Hey,<00:46:22.167> guys,<00:46:22.477> before <00:46:22.877>you<00:46:22.967> start<00:46:23.257> writing,<00:46:23.607> please<00:46:23.877> do<00:46:24.047> this."
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  Emily: Okay.
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  Buck's<00:46:26.687> dying,<00:46:27.737> which
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  Alison: dying
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  Emily: is...
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  Alison: giving<00:46:29.622> very<00:46:29.802> fast
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  Emily: dying.
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  He<00:46:31.197> looks<00:46:31.507> beautiful,<00:46:32.177> though.
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  Alison: he<00:46:33.332> looks<00:46:33.542> so<00:46:33.712> pretty.
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  Emily: pretty<00:46:34.887> dying<00:46:35.277> on<00:46:35.357> the<00:46:35.407> ground.
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  Not<00:46:36.117> his<00:46:36.307> first<00:46:36.507> time.
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  Alison: Yes,<00:46:39.452> six<00:46:39.782> episodes<00:46:40.222> in,<00:46:40.622> number<00:46:40.942> one.
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  Emily: oh,<00:46:42.157> don't<00:46:42.667> get<00:46:42.767> me<00:46:42.937> fucking<00:46:43.357> started.
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  Alison: unfortunately.
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  Emily: 'cause
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  Alison: was<00:46:55.227> so<00:46:55.397> competent.
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  Emily: so<00:46:56.177> competent.
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  She's<00:46:56.847> in<00:46:56.947> a<00:46:56.987> wheelchair,<00:46:57.567> which<00:46:57.727> is<00:46:57.887> great <00:46:58.237>because<00:46:58.767> diversity<00:46:59.487> and<00:46:59.707> inclusion<00:47:00.977> Just
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  are<00:47:09.957> not<00:47:10.147> gonna<00:47:10.257> get<00:47:10.417> here<00:47:10.537> in<00:47:10.607> time."<00:47:11.517> So <00:47:11.987>they<00:47:12.297> do<00:47:12.707> that<00:47:12.977> because<00:47:13.267> what<00:47:13.777> is<00:47:13.987> a<00:47:14.017> medical
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  show<00:47:14.547> without<00:47:14.837> an<00:47:14.937> emergency<00:47:15.337> trach?
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  Mandy: Yeah,
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  It<00:47:17.527> is<00:47:17.767> a<00:47:18.047> go-to.
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  Emily: I<00:47:18.487> want<00:47:18.677> it,<00:47:18.867> we<00:47:18.977> all<00:47:19.137> want<00:47:19.327> it.
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  Sterile<00:47:20.767> field<00:47:21.187> be<00:47:21.307> damned.
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  Alison: Using<00:47:22.797> vodka<00:47:23.447> as<00:47:23.567> a<00:47:23.597> sterilizer.
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  Emily: We--<00:47:25.817> let's<00:47:26.057> get<00:47:26.277> a <00:47:26.307>pen,<00:47:26.577> let's<00:47:26.797> get<00:47:26.877> a<00:47:26.937> knife.
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  They're<00:47:27.627> in<00:47:27.687> a<00:47:27.727> restaurant.
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  Surely<00:47:28.777> there's<00:47:28.997> gonna<00:47:29.137> be <00:47:29.247>a<00:47:29.287> steak<00:47:29.647> knife,<00:47:29.977> right?
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  Alison: Surely.
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  Emily: crake,<00:47:34.527> 'cause,<00:47:35.047> I<00:47:35.167> think<00:47:35.487> growing <00:47:35.827>up<00:47:36.087> on<00:47:36.637> "ER"<00:47:37.007> and<00:47:37.307> "Grey's"<00:47:37.907> and<00:47:38.107> "House,"<00:47:38.957> I
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  think<00:47:39.427> we<00:47:39.537> could<00:47:39.747> all<00:47:39.967> perform<00:47:40.517> one,<00:47:40.797> right?
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  Don't
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  Alison: Probably.
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  Emily: feel
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: could<00:47:43.897> kill<00:47:44.077> someone <00:47:44.477>doing<00:47:44.777> a<00:47:45.157> emergency<00:47:45.597> tracheotomy?
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  Mandy: I<00:47:46.497> feel<00:47:46.647> very<00:47:46.877> confident<00:47:47.277> that<00:47:47.327> I <00:47:47.357>could<00:47:47.517> kill<00:47:47.687> someone<00:47:48.037> trying<00:47:48.297> to<00:47:48.387> do<00:47:48.507> it.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:47:49.197> me<00:47:49.367> too.
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  I<00:47:49.707> feel<00:47:49.907> like<00:47:50.127> I<00:47:50.247> could<00:47:50.587> ruin <00:47:50.917>someone's<00:47:51.317> throat<00:47:51.537> doing<00:47:51.777> that,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  I<00:47:53.517> feel<00:47:53.707> like<00:47:53.997> my<00:47:54.207> favorite<00:47:54.637> part<00:47:54.887> of <00:47:55.007>this<00:47:55.167> whole<00:47:55.347> thing<00:47:55.647> is<00:47:55.817> that,<00:47:55.987> so<00:47:56.097> Abby
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  She's<00:47:58.147> doing<00:47:58.367> it<00:47:58.477> with<00:47:58.667> a,<00:47:58.917> with<00:47:59.057> a<00:47:59.097> pen<00:47:59.927> that<00:48:00.057> has <00:48:00.507>one<00:48:00.657> of<00:48:00.717> those<00:48:00.857> like<00:48:00.977> rubber<00:48:01.337> grippy<00:48:01.767> thingies
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  Emily: I
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  Alison: just<00:48:02.907> like,
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  Emily: know.
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  Alison: bacteria<00:48:04.397> in<00:48:04.477> your
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  Emily: I--<00:48:05.187> every<00:48:05.407> time<00:48:05.707> I'm<00:48:05.767> like,<00:48:05.937> "Whoa."
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  Alison: Ugh.
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  But<00:48:07.497> Buck<00:48:08.087> opens<00:48:08.517> his<00:48:08.817> eyes.
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  Tell<00:48:10.617> me<00:48:10.907> this<00:48:11.197> isn't<00:48:11.787> Evan <00:48:12.057>Buckley<00:48:12.527> came<00:48:12.827> back<00:48:13.067> wrong.
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  Emily: That<00:48:14.197> would<00:48:14.257> be<00:48:14.317> great.
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  I'm<00:48:14.787> into<00:48:14.997> it.
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  Alison: This<00:48:16.467> whole--<00:48:16.897> The<00:48:16.977> way<00:48:17.307> he<00:48:17.497> opens <00:48:17.787>his<00:48:17.947> eyes<00:48:18.227> in<00:48:18.337> this<00:48:18.507> and<00:48:18.537> like<00:48:18.717> the<00:48:18.787> look<00:48:19.177> on
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  his<00:48:19.537> face<00:48:20.217> s-<00:48:20.627> to<00:48:20.787> me<00:48:21.037> is<00:48:21.287> screaming<00:48:22.577> came<00:48:22.807> back
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  Emily: His<00:48:23.347> eyes<00:48:23.577> have<00:48:23.637> never<00:48:23.937> been<00:48:24.157> wider.
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  Alison: No.
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  Emily: He<00:48:26.497> never<00:48:26.907> opens <00:48:27.197>his<00:48:27.337> eyes<00:48:27.647> this<00:48:27.847> wide,<00:48:28.187> ever.
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  Alison: No,<00:48:28.857> never<00:48:29.187> again.
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  Emily: And<00:48:29.827> honestly,<00:48:30.827> gorgeous.
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  Alison: Oh,<00:48:32.167> God,<00:48:32.477> yeah.
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  Emily: That<00:48:33.007> shot<00:48:33.477> above,
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  Alison: of
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  Emily: great.
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  Alison: the,<00:48:35.177> one<00:48:35.407> of<00:48:35.567> the<00:48:35.667> many<00:48:35.987> things<00:48:36.427> that, <00:48:37.427>I<00:48:37.517> don't<00:48:37.627> know,<00:48:37.967> Mandy,<00:48:38.437> I'm,<00:48:38.797> I<00:48:38.907> know<00:48:39.127> that
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  Emily<00:48:42.097> and<00:48:42.167> I<00:48:42.227> are<00:48:42.367> both<00:48:42.597> gonna<00:48:42.737> thirst <00:48:43.127>over<00:48:43.307> pretty<00:48:43.607> much<00:48:43.777> everybody<00:48:44.537> on<00:48:44.597> this
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  Emily: I'm<00:48:44.837> so<00:48:45.447> sorry.
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  Mandy: I<00:48:47.207> respect<00:48:47.677> it.
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  I<00:48:47.947> mean,<00:48:48.487> right<00:48:48.747> now<00:48:48.947> the<00:48:49.097> only<00:48:49.307> one <00:48:49.457>I'm<00:48:49.607> really<00:48:50.007> thirsting<00:48:50.427> over,<00:48:50.777> I<00:48:50.817> mean,
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  Athena<00:48:52.277> obviously,<00:48:53.057> but<00:48:53.987> just<00:48:54.247> Abby<00:48:55.067> also.
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  Emily: It's<00:48:56.407> not<00:48:56.717> my<00:48:56.877> fault<00:48:57.277> I <00:48:57.367>still<00:48:57.627> think<00:48:57.827> men<00:48:58.017> are<00:48:58.147> attractive.
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  Mandy: I'm<00:48:59.857> trying<00:49:00.237> not<00:49:00.427> to<00:49:00.507> hold<00:49:00.717> it<00:49:00.897> against
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  Alison: be<00:49:01.407> Bobby.
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  Mandy: you.
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  Emily: I<00:49:03.067> mean,<00:49:03.667> yeah.
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  Alison: like<00:49:04.907> I<00:49:04.977> love<00:49:05.227> baby<00:49:05.457> Buck,<00:49:05.807> but <00:49:05.987>oh<00:49:06.137> my<00:49:06.277> God,<00:49:06.567> Bobby,<00:49:06.947> Captain<00:49:07.277> Bobby.
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  Mandy: Oh
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  Emily: And<00:49:09.127> really,<00:49:09.537> Chimney<00:49:09.917> would<00:49:10.087> be<00:49:10.207> in <00:49:10.387>there<00:49:10.577> if<00:49:10.677> his<00:49:10.817> hair<00:49:11.037> wasn't<00:49:11.297> so<00:49:11.877> unfortunate.
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  Alison: wait<00:49:12.877> till<00:49:12.987> Season<00:49:13.297> 2.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: wait<00:49:13.947> till<00:49:14.077> Season <00:49:14.437>2<00:49:14.847> with<00:49:15.117> Chimney's<00:49:15.447> better
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Just<00:49:16.907> the<00:49:16.957> hair<00:49:17.237> is<00:49:17.407> throwing<00:49:17.767> me,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: 'cause<00:49:19.777> then<00:49:19.897> he<00:49:19.957> takes <00:49:20.147>his<00:49:20.237> shirt<00:49:20.467> off<00:49:20.707> and<00:49:20.797> you're<00:49:20.867> like,
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  "That's<00:49:21.277> what's<00:49:21.457> under<00:49:22.607> Damn."
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  Mandy: say,<00:49:23.717> he<00:49:23.747> does<00:49:24.047> just<00:49:24.207> seem <00:49:24.467>to<00:49:24.527> be<00:49:24.647> getting<00:49:24.987> the<00:49:25.057> kinda<00:49:25.357> goofy
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  edit<00:49:26.467> to<00:49:26.567> me<00:49:26.737> right<00:49:26.987> now,<00:49:27.297> so<00:49:27.497> I...
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  Emily: yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: he<00:49:29.072> does.
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  He<00:49:30.012> does<00:49:30.332> get<00:49:30.492> the<00:49:30.552> goof,<00:49:30.952> the<00:49:31.032> goofball<00:49:31.502> edit.
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  But<00:49:32.402> it's<00:49:32.722> the<00:49:32.852> whole<00:49:33.082> thing <00:49:33.352>about<00:49:34.492> love<00:49:35.112> and<00:49:35.282> lust<00:49:35.822> and
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  what<00:49:36.852> do<00:49:36.932> you<00:49:37.022> care<00:49:37.222> about<00:49:37.382> in<00:49:37.442> a<00:49:37.492> partner <00:49:38.132>and<00:49:38.572> what<00:49:38.742> makes<00:49:38.972> them<00:49:39.062> beautiful<00:49:39.782> and,
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  and<00:49:41.112> then<00:49:41.492> you're<00:49:41.732> like,<00:49:42.022> "Oh,<00:49:42.312> but <00:49:42.532>actually<00:49:42.922> he's<00:49:43.162> kind<00:49:43.372> of<00:49:43.452> a<00:49:43.512> babe."
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: "Oh,<00:49:45.062> I<00:49:45.172> forgot<00:49:45.472> that<00:49:45.582> Kenny <00:49:45.752>Choi's<00:49:45.982> actually<00:49:46.292> a<00:49:46.332> babe."<00:49:46.652> Oh<00:49:46.732> yeah.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: That<00:49:48.467> I<00:49:48.727> can<00:49:48.897> believe.
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  I've<00:49:49.697> seen<00:49:49.787> that,
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  Alison: He<00:49:50.692> sure
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  Mandy: yeah.
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  Alison: as<00:49:51.522> the<00:49:51.592> world's<00:49:51.872> worst<00:49:52.162> gynecologist.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  There's<00:49:54.752> always<00:49:54.962> that.
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  but<00:49:55.962> Buck<00:49:56.252> Buck<00:49:56.482> takes<00:49:56.722> Abby's<00:49:57.102> hand, <00:49:57.332>and<00:49:57.432> I<00:49:57.502> think<00:49:57.712> he's<00:49:57.932> gonna<00:49:58.072> be<00:49:58.272> okay
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  as<00:49:58.812> one<00:49:58.942> of<00:49:59.032> our<00:49:59.142> main<00:49:59.332> cast<00:49:59.592> members.
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  Alison: Yay!
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  He,<00:50:02.142> for<00:50:02.422> the<00:50:02.522> moment,<00:50:02.892> has<00:50:03.202> survived<00:50:03.822> death.
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  Emily: he<00:50:05.182> okay?
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  Is<00:50:05.942> this<00:50:06.152> Buck<00:50:07.032> 1.5?
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  Alison: Wrong.
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  Came<00:50:08.692> back
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:50:09.242> maybe<00:50:09.422> we'll<00:50:09.572> have<00:50:09.642> to<00:50:09.772> go<00:50:09.902> back <00:50:10.152>and<00:50:10.252> do<00:50:10.402> a<00:50:10.472> rewrite<00:50:10.882> of<00:50:11.012> Buck<00:50:11.172> Came<00:50:11.332> Back<00:50:11.532> Wrong.
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  So
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  Alison: Oh,<00:50:13.052> do<00:50:13.202> it.
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  Emily: we<00:50:13.792> have<00:50:13.872> another<00:50:14.062> call, <00:50:14.642>'cause,<00:50:15.152> the<00:50:15.232> 118<00:50:15.722> are<00:50:15.792> still
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  working,<00:50:17.002> and<00:50:17.472> they've<00:50:17.582> got<00:50:17.762> a...
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  Alison: Bobby<00:50:18.412> and
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  Emily: They're<00:50:19.742> down<00:50:19.902> several<00:50:20.442> people.
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  Where's<00:50:21.372> the<00:50:21.542> rest<00:50:21.822> of<00:50:21.902> A<00:50:22.062> shift?
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  And...
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  Alison: Well,<00:50:24.452> Buck<00:50:24.742> is <00:50:24.912>dying<00:50:25.682> over<00:50:25.962> bread<00:50:26.402> at<00:50:26.642> the
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  restaurant,<00:50:27.402> and<00:50:27.562> Hen<00:50:28.072> is<00:50:28.302> with<00:50:28.462> her<00:50:28.602> beloved <00:50:29.172>wife<00:50:30.022> celebrating<00:50:30.892> Valentine's<00:50:31.432> Day.
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  Emily: Buck<00:50:32.472> is<00:50:32.592> still<00:50:32.882> at<00:50:32.972> the<00:50:33.062> restaurant.
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  Alison: Buck<00:50:34.402> is
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  Mandy: Still<00:50:35.187> at<00:50:35.487> the<00:50:37.757> restaurant.
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  Oh.
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  Alison: in<00:50:38.902> this<00:50:39.052> corner<00:50:39.402> he<00:50:39.562> hugs.
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  Emily: Uh-oh.
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  That's<00:50:42.602> what<00:50:42.752> it<00:50:42.882> is.
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  Sitting<00:50:44.312> in<00:50:44.422> the<00:50:44.482> corner<00:50:44.892> I<00:50:45.052> haunt, <00:50:46.042>cross-legged<00:50:46.732> and...<00:50:47.052> Oh,<00:50:47.202> no.
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  Okay.
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  I'm<00:50:48.712> gonna<00:50:48.862> file<00:50:49.182> that<00:50:49.302> one<00:50:49.452> away.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:50:50.732> so<00:50:50.852> we're<00:50:50.962> filing <00:50:51.412>that<00:50:51.672> under<00:50:52.072> Haunted<00:50:52.452> Hotel.
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  Emily: Yep,<00:50:53.342> that's<00:50:53.532> a<00:50:53.582> haunt.
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  Okay,<00:50:54.012> I'm<00:50:54.462> gonna<00:50:54.692> put<00:50:54.882> that<00:50:55.012> one<00:50:55.132> away.
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  Alison: write<00:50:56.262> it
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  Emily: I...<00:50:56.942> Yep,<00:50:57.472> putting<00:50:57.662> it<00:50:57.722> away.
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  Alison: Because<00:50:58.862> somebody <00:50:59.412>wouldn't<00:50:59.752> recognize<00:51:00.312> that<00:51:00.492> scene.
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  Emily: yeah.
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  Alison: if<00:51:02.592> they<00:51:02.712> were<00:51:02.832> to<00:51:02.912> walk<00:51:03.252> in<00:51:03.402> and<00:51:03.492> look <00:51:03.682>at<00:51:03.862> it,<00:51:04.122> somebody<00:51:04.602> would<00:51:04.942> not<00:51:05.222> recognize<00:51:05.742> it
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  and<00:51:06.002> wouldn't<00:51:06.222> know<00:51:06.332> what<00:51:06.432> was<00:51:06.522> happening.
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  Emily: Great.
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  Alison: Yep,<00:51:08.292> great.
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  Emily: Okay.
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  So<00:51:10.562> the<00:51:10.712> rest<00:51:10.922> of<00:51:10.952> the<00:51:10.982> team<00:51:11.182> are<00:51:11.222> still <00:51:11.432>working<00:51:11.832> because<00:51:12.062> they<00:51:12.122> have<00:51:12.232> jobs.
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  Jobs<00:51:13.622> don't<00:51:13.832> stop<00:51:14.112> for<00:51:14.192> Valentine's
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  Alison: Unfortunately
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  Emily: Day.
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  Alison: all.
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  Emily: They've<00:51:16.982> gotten<00:51:17.202> a<00:51:17.252> call<00:51:18.132> that <00:51:18.602>someone<00:51:19.312> has<00:51:19.682> taken<00:51:19.922> a<00:51:19.962> little<00:51:20.082> fall<00:51:20.492> and
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  they're<00:51:20.572> worried<00:51:20.822> about<00:51:21.012> a<00:51:21.042> broken<00:51:21.322> back.
• 51:22
  So
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  Alison: Bobby
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  Emily: as...
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  Alison: That<00:51:24.022> sucks.
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  Emily: a,<00:51:25.072> that's<00:51:25.292> a<00:51:25.362> big<00:51:25.592> deal.
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  The<00:51:26.662> 118<00:51:27.182> shows<00:51:27.462> up<00:51:27.582> to<00:51:27.682> this<00:51:27.832> address<00:51:28.412> and<00:51:28.532> the <00:51:28.592>couple<00:51:28.902> who<00:51:29.002> answers<00:51:29.382> the<00:51:29.442> door<00:51:29.752> are<00:51:29.802> like<00:51:30.292> no.
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  No<00:51:31.232> one<00:51:31.342> here<00:51:31.492> called<00:51:31.742> 911.
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  What<00:51:32.442> are<00:51:32.472> you,<00:51:32.752> what<00:51:32.812> are<00:51:32.842> you<00:51:33.002> talking<00:51:33.302> about?
• 51:34
  Alison: Weird.
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  Emily: are<00:51:36.242> all<00:51:36.602> good.
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  We<00:51:36.932> were<00:51:37.082> clearly<00:51:37.622> just<00:51:37.962> having<00:51:38.232> sex<00:51:38.572> and <00:51:38.682>we<00:51:38.832> are<00:51:39.012> all<00:51:39.722> good."<00:51:41.402> And<00:51:41.512> they<00:51:41.622> start
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  overexplaining<00:51:43.032> the<00:51:43.092> situation<00:51:43.702> so<00:51:43.832> that<00:51:43.962> we <00:51:44.102>can<00:51:44.252> get<00:51:44.432> some<00:51:44.532> context<00:51:45.042> as<00:51:45.162> the<00:51:45.252> audience.
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  And<00:51:46.782> the<00:51:46.842> guy<00:51:47.212> is<00:51:47.382> like,<00:51:47.642> "Yeah,<00:51:47.982> I<00:51:48.062> said<00:51:48.302> I<00:51:48.362> was <00:51:48.502>working<00:51:48.852> late,<00:51:49.082> but<00:51:49.182> then<00:51:49.342> I<00:51:49.432> surprised<00:51:49.972> her
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  and<00:51:50.192> came<00:51:50.412> home."<00:51:51.572> the<00:51:51.642> woman<00:51:51.902> is<00:51:52.022> like,<00:51:52.242> "I <00:51:52.442>wasn't<00:51:52.822> expecting<00:51:53.472> him<00:51:53.752> home<00:51:54.192> until<00:51:54.772> later.
• 51:55
  Much<00:51:56.572> later.
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  So<00:51:59.402> much<00:52:00.202> fucking<00:52:00.442> later."<00:52:02.002> And<00:52:02.332> Chim <00:52:02.682>and<00:52:02.872> Bobby<00:52:03.162> give<00:52:03.302> themselves<00:52:03.752> little
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  glances<00:52:04.372> of<00:52:04.502> "Mm,<00:52:05.102> interesting.
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  We<00:52:06.922> sh-"
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  Alison: so<00:52:07.692> much<00:52:08.042> later.
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  Emily: So<00:52:08.802> they're<00:52:08.862> like,<00:52:09.192> "Okay,<00:52:09.412> great. <00:52:09.652>We're<00:52:09.812> just<00:52:09.982> gonna<00:52:10.082> take<00:52:10.262> a<00:52:10.322> walk<00:52:10.592> around<00:52:10.812> the
• 52:10
  perimeter<00:52:11.502> and<00:52:11.582> check<00:52:11.822> all<00:52:11.952> the<00:52:12.112> boxes."<00:52:13.702> And <00:52:13.832>it<00:52:13.882> turns<00:52:14.212> out<00:52:14.462> that<00:52:14.572> there<00:52:14.752> is<00:52:14.912> a<00:52:14.952> guy<00:52:15.392> in<00:52:15.612> the
• 52:15
  backyard<00:52:16.322> on<00:52:16.482> the<00:52:16.532> ground<00:52:16.952> in<00:52:17.102> his<00:52:17.632> underwear,
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  Alison: Poor<00:52:19.142> guy<00:52:19.332> in<00:52:19.442> the<00:52:19.502> backyard.
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  Emily: having<00:52:20.472> broken<00:52:20.972> both<00:52:21.222> of<00:52:21.302> his<00:52:21.502> legs <00:52:21.892>because<00:52:22.142> he<00:52:22.242> jumped<00:52:22.682> from<00:52:22.882> the<00:52:22.942> second<00:52:23.432> story.
• 52:24
  Third?
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  Second?
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  Hard<00:52:25.562> to<00:52:25.622> tell.
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  Alison: Second,<00:52:27.202> but<00:52:27.302> which<00:52:27.582> they <00:52:27.792>then<00:52:28.132> call<00:52:28.532> a<00:52:28.682> Casanova<00:52:29.662> fracture.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: I<00:52:31.822> love<00:52:32.112> thematic<00:52:32.612> episodes.
• 52:34
  Emily: Yep.
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  And<00:52:35.062> that<00:52:35.232> is<00:52:35.362> because<00:52:36.332> he<00:52:37.392> is<00:52:37.652> actually <00:52:38.232>the<00:52:39.252> husband,<00:52:39.652> ex-husband<00:52:40.372> of<00:52:40.572> the<00:52:40.642> woman.
• 52:41
  Alison: husband.
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  Emily: The<00:52:42.692> guy<00:52:43.012> in<00:52:43.092> the <00:52:43.142>house<00:52:43.672> is<00:52:43.932> the<00:52:44.002> new<00:52:44.522> guy,
• 52:45
  Alison: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Emily: and<00:52:46.772> the<00:52:47.052> wife<00:52:47.632> and<00:52:47.742> husband <00:52:48.242>are<00:52:48.422> still<00:52:48.702> kinda<00:52:48.982> hooking<00:52:49.372> up
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  even<00:52:49.982> though<00:52:50.092> they're<00:52:50.332> separating.
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  Alison: Lol.
• 52:53
  Emily: straight<00:52:53.602> people<00:52:53.832> fun?
• 52:54
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Also,<00:52:56.022> the<00:52:56.112> writers<00:52:56.592> were<00:52:56.742> really<00:52:57.102> just <00:52:57.302>"Yeah,<00:52:57.512> we're<00:52:57.662> gonna<00:52:57.952> do<00:52:58.112> something<00:52:58.482> with
• 52:58
  this.<00:52:58.822> We're<00:52:58.902> gonna<00:52:59.072> flip<00:52:59.542> the<00:52:59.612> trope."
• 53:00
  Emily: Yeah,
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  Alison: I<00:53:00.872> love<00:53:01.112> when<00:53:01.402> they<00:53:01.512> flip<00:53:01.772> the<00:53:01.862> trope.
• 53:02
  Emily: and
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  Mandy: this<00:53:03.112> was<00:53:03.772> not<00:53:04.182> the<00:53:04.532> the<00:53:04.612> best <00:53:05.192>trope<00:53:05.482> flipping<00:53:05.862> that...<00:53:05.972> it<00:53:06.032> was
• 53:06
  fine,<00:53:06.792> but<00:53:07.682> not<00:53:08.062> really<00:53:08.432> a,<00:53:09.522> I<00:53:09.582> don't
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  Alison: It
• 53:10
  Mandy: know.
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  Alison: it<00:53:11.182> wasn't<00:53:11.572> a<00:53:11.632> call<00:53:12.002> that <00:53:12.122>drove<00:53:12.442> a<00:53:12.482> story,<00:53:12.942> it<00:53:13.032> was<00:53:13.222> just<00:53:13.502> a<00:53:13.542> call
• 53:14
  that<00:53:14.572> was<00:53:14.852> vaguely<00:53:15.322> thematic<00:53:15.852> and
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  Mandy: it<00:53:16.192> was<00:53:16.402> fine.
• 53:16
  Yeah.
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  Emily: was<00:53:17.812> just<00:53:18.032> a<00:53:18.072> silly<00:53:18.402> call,<00:53:18.692> and<00:53:18.762> now<00:53:18.902> this <00:53:19.052>poor<00:53:19.262> guy<00:53:19.432> has<00:53:19.652> two<00:53:19.822> broken<00:53:20.192> legs,<00:53:21.242> and<00:53:21.362> I<00:53:21.472> think
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  he's<00:53:22.072> getting<00:53:22.262> back<00:53:22.462> together<00:53:22.822> with<00:53:22.962> his<00:53:23.142> wife.
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  Mandy: I<00:53:24.332> think<00:53:24.582> so<00:53:24.752> based<00:53:25.052> on...
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  Alison: yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: 'cause<00:53:26.482> she<00:53:26.592> follows<00:53:26.962> him<00:53:27.052> to <00:53:27.122>the<00:53:27.192> hospital,<00:53:27.782> and<00:53:27.912> they're<00:53:28.032> like,
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  "I<00:53:28.622> th-<00:53:28.902> I<00:53:28.952> think<00:53:29.202> they're...<00:53:29.522> I<00:53:29.612> think <00:53:29.782>those<00:53:29.922> crazy<00:53:30.232> kids<00:53:30.482> are<00:53:30.532> gonna<00:53:30.682> be<00:53:30.832> okay."
• 53:31
  Alison: I<00:53:32.052> think<00:53:32.192> you're<00:53:32.352> gonna<00:53:32.542> be<00:53:32.852> okay.
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  Mandy: also<00:53:34.072> to<00:53:34.192> continue<00:53:34.622> keeping<00:53:34.952> track<00:53:35.312> of <00:53:35.522>things<00:53:35.782> I<00:53:35.872> remember<00:53:36.332> from<00:53:36.532> eight<00:53:36.712> years<00:53:36.922> ago<00:53:37.162> and
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  things<00:53:37.462> I<00:53:37.552> don't,<00:53:38.002> this<00:53:38.292> scene<00:53:38.452> I<00:53:38.562> remembered.
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  Alison: Huh,
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  how<00:53:40.312> about<00:53:40.472> that?
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  Emily: out,<00:53:41.112> in<00:53:41.192> his<00:53:41.302> underwear?
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:53:42.452> and<00:53:42.812> that<00:53:42.952> it <00:53:42.992>was<00:53:43.542> it<00:53:43.662> was<00:53:43.922> her<00:53:44.282> husband.
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  Emily: Mm,
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  Mandy: yeah.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  So
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  that,
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  Mandy: I<00:53:47.502> think<00:53:47.892> I<00:53:48.012> just<00:53:48.222> found<00:53:48.562> the <00:53:48.632>entire<00:53:49.382> Buck<00:53:49.752> choking<00:53:50.332> thing<00:53:51.002> kinda<00:53:51.372> like
• 53:51
  cringe<00:53:52.942> and<00:53:53.092> blocked<00:53:53.392> it<00:53:53.462> out<00:53:53.492> of<00:53:53.522> my<00:53:53.582> mind.
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  Alison: Affair.
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  Emily: I...<00:53:56.452> if<00:53:56.562> we<00:53:56.632> go<00:53:56.742> back<00:53:56.962> to<00:53:57.112> it,<00:53:57.502> or <00:53:57.612>we<00:53:57.692> can<00:53:57.822> either<00:53:58.022> save<00:53:58.272> it<00:53:58.332> for<00:53:58.432> the<00:53:58.542> end
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  Were<00:54:01.672> you<00:54:02.712> ever<00:54:02.972> worried<00:54:03.742> that <00:54:04.022>the<00:54:04.082> main<00:54:04.402> cast<00:54:04.922> member<00:54:05.242> was<00:54:05.512> gonna
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  Mandy: not<00:54:08.032> at<00:54:08.572> all.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  it<00:54:09.932> is,<00:54:10.232> it's<00:54:10.442> like,<00:54:10.972> why<00:54:11.292> are<00:54:11.452> we<00:54:11.632> hurting
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: early?
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  What<00:54:13.392> are<00:54:13.442> we...
• 54:14
  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: why<00:54:14.942> are<00:54:15.052> we<00:54:15.182> hurting<00:54:15.812> my<00:54:15.992> small<00:54:16.242> child?
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  Mandy: I<00:54:17.297> was<00:54:17.397> like,<00:54:17.567> I<00:54:17.647> get<00:54:17.957> that <00:54:18.107>their<00:54:18.297> date<00:54:18.617> needed<00:54:18.857> to<00:54:18.927> kind<00:54:19.217> of<00:54:19.267> like
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  Alison: Well,<00:54:23.262> they<00:54:23.362> had<00:54:23.622> to<00:54:23.662> hurt <00:54:23.902>the<00:54:23.972> small<00:54:24.232> child<00:54:24.972> so<00:54:25.182> that<00:54:25.792> Bobby
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: though<00:54:30.472> that<00:54:30.832> way<00:54:31.092> they<00:54:31.232> can<00:54:31.392> go <00:54:31.512>off<00:54:31.692> and<00:54:31.752> have<00:54:31.962> some<00:54:32.132> coffee<00:54:32.482> together.
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  Alison: They<00:54:33.852> can<00:54:33.982> go<00:54:34.092> off <00:54:34.262>and<00:54:34.322> have<00:54:34.472> some<00:54:34.582> coffee.
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  Emily: we
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: just<00:54:36.692> try<00:54:36.912> to<00:54:36.972> kill<00:54:37.252> Chimney,<00:54:38.162> and <00:54:38.322>now<00:54:38.562> we<00:54:38.762> are<00:54:38.962> already<00:54:39.272> trying<00:54:39.552> to<00:54:39.612> kill<00:54:39.862> Buck.
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  know<00:54:41.062> how<00:54:41.222> I<00:54:41.322> feel<00:54:41.592> about<00:54:42.282> NDEs.
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  starts-
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  Alison: not<00:54:45.012> care<00:54:45.192> for<00:54:45.322> them.
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  Emily: I
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  Mandy: Ugh.
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  Emily: care<00:54:46.332> for<00:54:46.452> them,<00:54:46.802> Sam<00:54:47.102> I<00:54:47.212> Am.
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  Mandy: I<00:54:50.042> feel<00:54:50.302> like<00:54:50.842> you<00:54:51.052> may<00:54:51.392> be <00:54:51.592>watching<00:54:52.202> the<00:54:52.262> wrong<00:54:52.972> show<00:54:53.672> then.
• 54:54
  Alison: what?
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  I<00:54:55.067> keep<00:54:55.417> trying<00:54:55.557> to<00:54:55.587> make<00:54:55.697> this<00:54:55.847> point.
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  Emily: No,<00:54:57.347> they're<00:54:57.547> supposed<00:54:57.977> to<00:54:58.077> hurt <00:54:59.037>the<00:54:59.187> people<00:54:59.657> on<00:54:59.747> the<00:54:59.807> call,<00:55:00.477> not<00:55:00.677> each<00:55:00.937> other.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: And<00:55:03.052> yeah,<00:55:03.282> they<00:55:03.432> missed<00:55:03.662> the<00:55:03.722> memo.
• 55:04
  Emily: yeah,<00:55:05.022> they<00:55:05.112> really<00:55:05.362> did,<00:55:05.592> 'cause, <00:55:05.752>like,<00:55:06.112> plane<00:55:06.432> crashes,<00:55:07.152> car<00:55:07.422> crashes,
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  fire,<00:55:08.982> fires<00:55:09.542> on<00:55:09.672> a<00:55:09.732> firefighter<00:55:10.382> show?
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  Crazy.
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  Alison: What?
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  Mandy: So<00:55:13.437> my,<00:55:14.147> my<00:55:14.477> thing<00:55:14.777> here<00:55:15.087> is<00:55:15.297> that<00:55:15.447> I <00:55:15.637>actually<00:55:16.337> could<00:55:16.607> be<00:55:16.737> fine<00:55:17.327> with<00:55:17.507> near-death
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  experiences,<00:55:18.657> but<00:55:18.787> I<00:55:18.917> have<00:55:19.057> seen<00:55:19.237> enough <00:55:19.577>promos<00:55:20.207> for<00:55:20.347> this<00:55:20.537> show<00:55:21.427> to<00:55:21.547> know<00:55:21.797> that
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• 55:27
  So
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  Alison: don't.
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  Not
• 55:28
  Emily: oh,<00:55:28.512> did<00:55:28.752> you
• 55:28
  Mandy: yeah.
• 55:29
  Emily: did<00:55:29.882> you<00:55:29.942> just<00:55:30.112> find<00:55:30.382> one<00:55:30.502> of<00:55:30.572> the <00:55:30.632>points<00:55:30.932> of<00:55:31.012> contention<00:55:31.442> I<00:55:31.502> have<00:55:31.752> with<00:55:31.872> the<00:55:31.922> show?
• 55:32
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: you...
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  Mandy: I
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  Emily: oh.
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  Mandy: like,<00:55:35.627> firefighter<00:55:36.427> almost<00:55:37.087> dies...
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  Emily: on<00:55:37.562> the<00:55:37.622> characters <00:55:38.082>of<00:55:38.152> the<00:55:38.202> show<00:55:38.402> whatsoever?
• 55:39
  Mandy: Yeah,<00:55:40.107> firefighter <00:55:40.807>almost<00:55:41.337> dies<00:55:41.947> in<00:55:42.127> fire,<00:55:42.927> great.
• 55:43
  Firefighter<00:55:44.947> dies<00:55:45.537> from,<00:55:46.237> I'm<00:55:46.317> sorry, <00:55:46.527>this<00:55:46.667> is<00:55:46.797> too<00:55:46.927> soon,<00:55:47.547> a<00:55:47.857> weird<00:55:48.397> government
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  Alison: Don't
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  Mandy: virus.
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  Alison: my<00:55:51.282> father.
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  Mandy: I'm<00:55:52.562> gonna<00:55:52.852> say<00:55:53.022> they're <00:55:53.392>losing<00:55:53.572> me<00:55:53.702> with<00:55:53.822> that<00:55:54.052> one.
• 55:54
  Emily: The
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  Mandy: But
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  Emily: wasn't<00:55:55.477> involved.
• 55:56
  Mandy: anyway,<00:55:56.702> we're<00:55:56.852> not...<00:55:57.072> Yeah,<00:55:57.652> I <00:55:57.792>actually<00:55:58.102> watched<00:55:58.452> part<00:55:58.622> of<00:55:58.682> the<00:55:58.732> episode.
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  I'll,
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  Emily: Firefighter<00:56:01.912> goes<00:56:02.362> to
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  I'll<00:56:03.887> leave<00:56:04.097> your<00:56:04.257> traumas<00:56:04.777> alone<00:56:05.147> now.
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  Alison: For<00:56:06.487> the<00:56:06.587> moment.
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  It's
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  Mandy: the<00:56:07.892> moment.
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  Alison: more.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: It<00:56:09.652> happens<00:56:10.072> so<00:56:10.262> often.
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  Alison: It<00:56:11.582> really<00:56:11.882> does.
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  Emily: So<00:56:13.442> often.
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  Alison: So<00:56:15.182> I<00:56:15.302> just,<00:56:15.742> I,<00:56:16.102> I<00:56:16.222> had<00:56:16.412> a<00:56:16.462> note.
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  Mandy,<00:56:17.152> close<00:56:17.452> your<00:56:17.552> ears.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Alison: I-<00:56:19.857> my,<00:56:20.107> my<00:56:20.257> note<00:56:20.557> writes, <00:56:20.937>"I<00:56:21.017> love<00:56:21.197> when<00:56:21.337> bad<00:56:21.577> things<00:56:21.777> happen<00:56:22.157> to
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  call-<00:56:22.817> when<00:56:22.997> bad<00:56:23.177> things<00:56:23.377> used<00:56:23.517> to<00:56:23.597> happen <00:56:23.877>to<00:56:23.937> callers,<00:56:24.437> and<00:56:24.637> by<00:56:24.787> this<00:56:25.027> time<00:56:25.237> next
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  year<00:56:25.707> they'll<00:56:25.867> both<00:56:26.317> have<00:56:27.097> Valentines.
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  I'm<00:56:27.537> so
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  Emily: Oh.
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  Yeah.
• 56:30
  Alison: All<00:56:30.777> right,<00:56:30.957> Mandy,<00:56:31.237> I <00:56:31.287>can't<00:56:31.537> wave<00:56:31.747> at<00:56:31.807> you<00:56:31.927> to<00:56:32.017> come<00:56:32.197> back.
• 56:32
  But
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Alison: Mandy,<00:56:33.627> come
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  Emily: The,<00:56:34.647> the<00:56:34.747> software<00:56:35.377> has<00:56:35.707> a
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Alison: It<00:56:36.922> does,<00:56:37.262> but<00:56:37.382> I<00:56:37.522> don't<00:56:37.842> use<00:56:38.092> it.
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  Emily: No,<00:56:38.872> I,<00:56:38.972> 'cause<00:56:39.172> I<00:56:39.482> don't <00:56:39.712>look,<00:56:39.912> it's<00:56:40.122> on<00:56:40.252> a<00:56:40.322> different<00:56:40.612> screen.
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  Okay,<00:56:42.682> we<00:56:42.812> have<00:56:43.112> to<00:56:43.392> come<00:56:43.682> back<00:56:44.002> to<00:56:44.262> our,<00:56:45.012> our,
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  Mandy: Yes.
• 56:46
  Aurora.
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  Emily: has<00:56:48.742> Athena<00:56:49.142> tied<00:56:49.412> up<00:56:49.532> in<00:56:49.622> a<00:56:49.682> chair.
• 56:50
  Somehow<00:56:51.282> she<00:56:51.502> was<00:56:51.702> able<00:56:51.922> to <00:56:52.082>get<00:56:52.272> Athena<00:56:52.652> into<00:56:52.982> a<00:56:53.032> chair<00:56:53.282> and
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  Mandy: I<00:56:54.297> was<00:56:54.467> questioning<00:56:55.107> that.
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  I<00:56:55.437> feel<00:56:55.727> like<00:56:55.947> that's,<00:56:56.317> Maybe <00:56:56.567>she's<00:56:56.857> just,<00:56:57.017> like,<00:56:57.187> a<00:56:57.217> hella
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• 56:59
  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Maybe
• 57:00
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Emily: And,<00:57:01.632> and<00:57:01.762> she<00:57:01.962> is<00:57:02.122> doing<00:57:02.652> her<00:57:02.852> mad<00:57:03.152> woman <00:57:03.372>monologue<00:57:04.452> about<00:57:04.762> how<00:57:04.872> Ted<00:57:05.292> did<00:57:05.422> not<00:57:05.682> appreciate
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  And<00:57:09.022> she's<00:57:09.462> like,<00:57:09.662> "You<00:57:09.722> know<00:57:09.812> what?
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  I<00:57:10.432> do<00:57:10.672> know<00:57:10.972> what<00:57:11.332> I'm<00:57:11.542> doing.
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  It's<00:57:12.132> not<00:57:12.292> my<00:57:12.432> brain<00:57:12.712> that's <00:57:12.902>broken,<00:57:13.922> it's<00:57:14.142> my<00:57:14.302> heart.
• 57:15
  It's<00:57:15.322> my<00:57:15.452> heart<00:57:15.672> that's<00:57:15.832> broken,<00:57:16.172> and<00:57:16.292> that's <00:57:16.482>why<00:57:16.652> I'm<00:57:16.862> the<00:57:16.942> way<00:57:17.092> I<00:57:17.192> am."<00:57:18.072> And<00:57:18.262> then<00:57:18.402> we<00:57:18.512> hear
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  with<00:57:23.572> the<00:57:23.632> dead<00:57:23.832> body<00:57:24.602> and,<00:57:25.482> and<00:57:25.692> Athena.
• 57:26
  got<00:57:27.062> Ashley,<00:57:28.292> Ted's<00:57:28.682> other <00:57:28.982>date<00:57:29.562> from<00:57:29.722> Valentine's<00:57:30.322> Day.
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  Alison: Hi,<00:57:31.562> Ashley.
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  Emily: And<00:57:33.132> Melora-<00:57:34.552> to<00:57:34.622> be<00:57:34.742> Ted<00:57:35.552> to <00:57:35.652>get<00:57:35.842> Ashley<00:57:36.192> to<00:57:36.262> come<00:57:36.502> to<00:57:36.572> the<00:57:36.642> house,
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  and<00:57:37.912> then<00:57:38.042> she<00:57:38.232> got<00:57:38.552> Ashley<00:57:38.922> tied<00:57:39.192> up<00:57:39.422> in <00:57:39.532>the<00:57:39.582> basement<00:57:39.932> with<00:57:40.032> a<00:57:40.072> water<00:57:40.322> heater.
• 57:41
  And<00:57:41.382> now<00:57:41.502> she<00:57:41.682> has<00:57:41.922> to<00:57:42.002> die<00:57:42.602> because <00:57:42.852>what<00:57:42.962> if<00:57:43.032> she<00:57:43.162> tries<00:57:43.362> to<00:57:43.442> get<00:57:43.572> Ted<00:57:43.762> back?
• 57:44
  And<00:57:44.882> Athena's
• 57:45
  Alison: he's
• 57:45
  Emily: he's
• 57:46
  Alison: and<00:57:46.142> improved.
• 57:46
  Emily: and<00:57:46.952> improved.
• 57:47
  And<00:57:47.722> Athena's<00:57:48.022> like,<00:57:48.522> "Baby<00:57:49.142> I<00:57:49.242> don't<00:57:49.402> think <00:57:49.522>that's<00:57:49.692> gonna<00:57:49.812> happen<00:57:51.052> ' cause<00:57:51.202> Ted<00:57:51.422> is<00:57:51.562> dead."
• 57:52
  And<00:57:52.862> Melora's<00:57:53.282> like,<00:57:53.432> "No,<00:57:53.572> no,<00:57:53.822> no,<00:57:53.902> no,<00:57:54.002> it's <00:57:54.192>gonna...<00:57:54.312> He<00:57:54.512> is<00:57:54.672> gonna<00:57:54.782> be<00:57:54.842> fine<00:57:55.642> because
• 57:55
  Ted<00:57:56.182> just<00:57:56.362> needs<00:57:56.892> a<00:57:56.982> new<00:57:57.182> heart,<00:57:57.982> a<00:57:58.042> good<00:57:58.402> one,
• 57:59
  Mandy: Uh-oh.
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  Alison: Donna.
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  Emily: And<00:58:02.027> I<00:58:02.707> love<00:58:02.997> this.
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  I<00:58:03.407> love<00:58:03.747> that<00:58:03.827> Melora<00:58:04.197> is<00:58:04.407> gonna<00:58:04.557> take <00:58:04.917>Athena's<00:58:05.267> heart<00:58:05.487> and<00:58:05.577> put<00:58:05.737> it<00:58:05.817> in<00:58:05.917> Ted's<00:58:06.197> body,
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  and<00:58:06.657> he<00:58:06.897> is<00:58:07.127> gonna<00:58:07.267> be<00:58:07.487> a<00:58:07.557> better<00:58:07.837> person.
• 58:08
  I<00:58:09.127> love<00:58:09.447> crazy<00:58:09.807> people<00:58:10.477> in<00:58:10.597> shows <00:58:11.117>like<00:58:11.357> this<00:58:11.527> is<00:58:11.827> incredible.
• 58:12
  Incredible<00:58:13.137> work.
• 58:14
  Alison: interesting.
• 58:14
  She's<00:58:14.807> so<00:58:14.947> interesting.
• 58:16
  I<00:58:16.497> look<00:58:16.757> forward<00:58:17.067> to<00:58:17.127> her<00:58:17.287> being<00:58:17.537> on<00:58:17.677> screen.
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  Emily: want<00:58:19.147> her<00:58:19.367> back.
• 58:20
  know<00:58:20.787> what<00:58:21.107> the<00:58:21.167> jail<00:58:21.477> time<00:58:21.797> for<00:58:21.917> something<00:58:22.217> like <00:58:22.377>this<00:58:22.567> is<00:58:23.547> but<00:58:23.837> she's<00:58:24.157> a<00:58:24.187> pretty<00:58:24.387> white<00:58:24.557> woman.
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  Surely<00:58:25.197> she'll<00:58:25.357> get<00:58:25.527> paroled.
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  Alison: Yeah.
• 58:28
  Mandy: would
• 58:28
  Emily: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Just<00:58:30.397> let<00:58:30.517> her...
• 58:30
  Alison: know,<00:58:30.997> it's,<00:58:31.587> it,<00:58:32.187> Athena's<00:58:32.667> gonna <00:58:32.867>have<00:58:33.077> to<00:58:33.257> do<00:58:33.827> some<00:58:34.657> investigation<00:58:35.507> work,<00:58:35.947> and
• 58:36
  she's<00:58:36.187> gonna<00:58:36.357> have<00:58:36.457> to<00:58:36.527> go<00:58:36.617> to<00:58:36.677> the<00:58:36.747> prison, <00:58:37.167>and<00:58:37.287> she's<00:58:37.367> gonna<00:58:37.567> have<00:58:37.717> to<00:58:37.797> meet<00:58:38.027> with<00:58:38.247> Melora.
• 58:39
  Mandy: her.
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  Laura's<00:58:40.307> gonna<00:58:40.667> become<00:58:40.967> her<00:58:41.107> Hannibal <00:58:41.457>Lecter<00:58:41.867> for<00:58:42.057> catching<00:58:42.507> other
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• 58:44
  Emily: Other<00:58:45.072> seri-<00:58:45.392> there's<00:58:45.862> another<00:58:46.142> serial
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  Mandy: Yeah.
• 58:46
  Emily: out<00:58:47.062> there<00:58:47.212> stealing<00:58:47.672> hearts
• 58:48
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Valentine's<00:58:49.882> Day
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  Mandy: And<00:58:50.317> Laura-<00:58:50.727> Is<00:58:50.867> the<00:58:51.067> only<00:58:51.407> answer.
• 58:52
  Emily: and<00:58:52.592> they're<00:58:52.782> gonna<00:58:53.102> target<00:58:54.672> Buck,
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  Mandy: I<00:58:56.362> would<00:58:56.462> watch<00:58:56.682> the<00:58:57.782> fuck<00:58:57.872> out
• 58:57
  Alison: No,<00:58:58.277> it's,
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  Mandy: that.
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  Alison: it's<00:58:59.807> is<00:58:59.967> gonna <00:59:00.107>be<00:59:00.257> on<00:59:00.407> his<00:59:00.587> very<00:59:00.897> first,
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Alison: incredibly<00:59:02.867> nervous<00:59:03.267> Valentine's <00:59:03.797>Day<00:59:03.937> date<00:59:04.247> while<00:59:04.517> Athena<00:59:05.417> is<00:59:05.667> going<00:59:05.857> to
• 59:05
  stumble<00:59:06.327> into<00:59:06.517> a<00:59:06.577> crime<00:59:06.867> scene<00:59:07.117> where<00:59:07.277> a <00:59:07.337>guy<00:59:07.697> is<00:59:07.977> cut<00:59:08.227> up<00:59:08.567> and<00:59:08.787> super<00:59:09.097> glued<00:59:09.327> back
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  together,<00:59:09.977> so<00:59:10.117> she<00:59:10.317> has<00:59:10.517> to<00:59:10.587> go<00:59:10.677> talk<00:59:10.977> to
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  Emily: She's<00:59:11.337> gonna<00:59:11.447> go <00:59:11.507>there<00:59:11.567> and<00:59:11.657> talk<00:59:11.807> to<00:59:11.917> him,<00:59:12.007> yep.
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  And,<00:59:12.657> and<00:59:12.897> Eddie<00:59:13.117> is<00:59:13.247> suspiciously<00:59:14.107> late.
• 59:15
  Alison: Weird.
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  Emily: For
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  Alison: Weird.
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  Emily: That's<00:59:17.597> so<00:59:17.737> crazy.
• 59:18
  Alison: Weird.
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  So<00:59:19.067> crazy.
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  Emily: You<00:59:20.517> can<00:59:20.627> have<00:59:20.797> that <00:59:20.867>one<00:59:21.007> for<00:59:21.117> free,<00:59:21.327> writers.
• 59:22
  Alison: Yeah,<00:59:22.907> that<00:59:23.037> sounds<00:59:23.457> so<00:59:23.827> great.
• 59:24
  He's<00:59:24.827> suspiciously<00:59:25.397> late,<00:59:25.807> and<00:59:26.387> Buck<00:59:26.707> is <00:59:26.817>really<00:59:27.017> nervous<00:59:27.247> for<00:59:27.357> no<00:59:27.467> reason<00:59:27.717> at<00:59:27.757> all.
• 59:28
  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: I<00:59:29.117> just<00:59:29.237> wanna<00:59:29.377> watch
• 59:29
  Emily: Yeah.
• 59:30
  But<00:59:30.727> make<00:59:30.897> it<00:59:31.127> good<00:59:31.447> and<00:59:31.537> put <00:59:31.677>the<00:59:31.737> lighting<00:59:32.117> back<00:59:32.377> in.
• 59:32
  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: lighting<00:59:33.987> back<00:59:34.567> in.
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  Emily: So,<00:59:35.897> Athena<00:59:36.217> starts<00:59:36.487> talking<00:59:36.817> about <00:59:37.047>the<00:59:37.207> history<00:59:38.097> of<00:59:38.217> Valentine's<00:59:38.807> Day<00:59:39.007> because
• 59:39
  someone<00:59:40.057> did<00:59:40.247> a<00:59:40.317> school<00:59:40.757> project<00:59:41.837> or<00:59:41.987> something.
• 59:43
  Alison: you,<00:59:43.447> May.
• 59:44
  Emily: "Lupercalia."
• 59:45
  Alison: Grant.
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  Emily: scholar-<00:59:46.162> like,<00:59:46.382> Lupercalia, <00:59:47.212>and<00:59:47.332> I<00:59:47.382> was<00:59:47.542> like,<00:59:47.792> yeah,<00:59:47.992> but<00:59:48.112> if
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  You're,<00:59:50.482> like,<00:59:50.652> missing<00:59:51.042> half <00:59:51.432>of<00:59:51.502> what's<00:59:51.752> going<00:59:51.982> on<00:59:52.182> here.
• 59:53
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  Alison: Definitely.
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  Emily: But<01:00:08.137> she<01:00:08.257> doesn't<01:00:08.737> because <01:00:09.107>Athena<01:00:09.387> Grant<01:00:09.687> is<01:00:09.897> not<01:00:10.097> gonna<01:00:10.217> die<01:00:10.407> today.
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  Alison: Not<01:00:11.427> today.
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  Emily: So<01:00:12.672> she<01:00:12.802> gets<01:00:13.072> Melora<01:00:13.572> knocked <01:00:13.812>out<01:00:14.642> just<01:00:15.092> as<01:00:15.792> someone<01:00:16.622> else<01:00:17.162> starts
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  Alison: How<01:00:19.767> many
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  Mandy: That
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  Emily: Valentine's<01:00:24.902> Day<01:00:25.092> date.
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  in<01:00:41.322> front<01:00:41.572> of<01:00:41.682> you<01:00:41.882> right<01:00:42.072> now."
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  Alison: not<01:00:43.167> sure<01:00:43.327> if<01:00:43.427> you<01:00:43.577> noticed,
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: definitely<01:00:45.187> a<01:00:45.237> crime<01:00:45.627> scene.
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  Emily: If<01:00:46.632> you<01:00:46.732> could<01:00:46.882> just <01:00:47.082>slow<01:00:47.612> down<01:00:47.942> and<01:00:48.152> take<01:00:48.412> a<01:00:48.452> breath.
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  "You<01:00:52.492> girls<01:00:52.912> need<01:00:53.042> to<01:00:53.142> do<01:00:53.272> a<01:00:53.312> better<01:00:53.522> job <01:00:53.772>at<01:00:53.842> picking<01:00:54.522> your<01:00:54.702> men."<01:00:55.642> And<01:00:55.762> I<01:00:55.812> was<01:00:55.972> like,
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  "You're<01:00:56.472> not<01:00:56.842> wrong."<01:00:57.382> What<01:00:57.542> does<01:00:57.742> Ted<01:00:58.032> have?
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  Alison: Yeah,<01:01:01.657> he's
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  Emily: He<01:01:02.622> fine.
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  Alison: He's<01:01:04.077> literally<01:01:04.447> just <01:01:04.727>a<01:01:04.787> guy,<01:01:05.107> hit<01:01:05.257> him<01:01:05.337> with<01:01:05.497> your
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  Emily: He<01:01:06.092> was<01:01:06.222> just<01:01:06.672> a<01:01:06.742> guy.
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  But<01:01:07.592> poor<01:01:07.792> Melora<01:01:08.252> gets<01:01:09.462> and<01:01:09.652> taken <01:01:09.992>in<01:01:10.082> the<01:01:10.132> back<01:01:10.352> of<01:01:10.422> a<01:01:10.452> squad<01:01:10.842> car.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Bring<01:01:16.557> back<01:01:17.037> Melora.
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  Yeah.
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  Yep.
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  So<01:01:20.717> that's,<01:01:21.097> that's<01:01:21.437> the<01:01:21.587> end<01:01:21.837> of<01:01:22.157> Athena's <01:01:22.977>She<01:01:23.127> goes<01:01:23.327> home<01:01:24.517> her,<01:01:24.997> her<01:01:25.347> beautiful
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  Alison: And,<01:01:31.807> and,<01:01:32.007> and<01:01:32.297> her
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  Emily: And<01:01:32.712> her<01:01:32.832> husband.
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  Who
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  Mandy: was<01:01:34.052> cute,<01:01:34.362> yeah.
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  Emily: his<01:01:34.752> own<01:01:34.912> Valentine's<01:01:35.392> Day<01:01:35.512> date.
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  Yeah.
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  Alison: Don't<01:01:37.572> know<01:01:37.812> where, <01:01:38.192>who<01:01:38.342> the<01:01:38.432> children<01:01:38.832> are
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  Emily: No.
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  Alison: maybe<01:01:39.902> they're<01:01:40.082> all<01:01:40.272> in<01:01:40.402> bed.
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  Emily: I'm,<01:01:40.957> like,<01:01:41.097> gonna <01:01:41.287>assume<01:01:41.677> they're<01:01:41.847> in<01:01:41.927> bed.
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  Alison: I'm<01:01:43.072> gonna<01:01:43.252> assume<01:01:43.462> everybody's <01:01:43.962>in<01:01:44.032> bed,<01:01:44.272> including<01:01:44.662> Michael.
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  Emily: Yeah,<01:01:45.687> in<01:01:45.797> someone<01:01:46.087> else's.
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  Alison: No,<01:01:47.977> 'cause<01:01:48.207> someone<01:01:48.507> has<01:01:48.667> to <01:01:48.737>be<01:01:48.817> there<01:01:48.907> to<01:01:48.977> watch<01:01:49.187> the<01:01:49.257> children.
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  Emily: wasn't<01:01:51.112> watching<01:01:51.612> Mae.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: She
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Mandy: they<01:03:13.297> are.
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  Emily: 100%.
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  Mandy: Mmkay.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: a,<01:04:13.912> having<01:04:14.112> a<01:04:14.142> moment?
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: All<01:04:23.437> right."
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  Emily: Right.
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  Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  Alison: forever.
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  Emily: Great.
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  Emily: Oh<01:05:57.457> my<01:05:57.747> God.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  Emily: Yeah,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  really<01:10:28.867> is<01:10:29.077> okay,<01:10:29.897> I'm<01:10:30.037> on<01:10:30.157> board.
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  I<01:10:31.387> like<01:10:31.757> more<01:10:31.927> characters<01:10:32.377> than<01:10:32.467> I<01:10:32.527> dislike.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: I<01:10:34.367> know<01:10:34.647> where<01:10:34.817> things<01:10:35.007> are<01:10:35.077> going.
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  I'm<01:10:35.657> in.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  still<01:10:37.017> think<01:10:37.127> it's<01:10:37.247> crazy,<01:10:37.667> you <01:10:37.747>were<01:10:37.817> saying<01:10:38.187> that<01:10:38.377> we--<01:10:39.427> it<01:10:39.487> was
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  six<01:10:39.967> episodes<01:10:40.437> who<01:10:40.717> is<01:10:40.877> Chimney?
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Given<01:10:43.397> how<01:10:43.757> vital<01:10:44.147> he<01:10:44.307> is<01:10:44.527> to<01:10:44.627> the <01:10:44.707>rest<01:10:44.947> of<01:10:45.017> the<01:10:45.077> show<01:10:45.517> and<01:10:45.627> the<01:10:45.697> rest<01:10:45.877> of<01:10:45.907> the
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  seasons,<01:10:46.427> you're<01:10:46.467> like,<01:10:46.727> "Who<01:10:47.057> is<01:10:47.197> this<01:10:47.447> guy?
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  Alison: is<01:10:48.367> this<01:10:48.547> guy?
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  Emily: What<01:10:49.477> do<01:10:49.547> you<01:10:49.687> mean<01:10:49.977> he's<01:10:50.207> the<01:10:50.277> heart <01:10:50.647>of<01:10:50.807> the<01:10:50.867> station?"<01:10:51.327> Like,<01:10:51.477> no,<01:10:51.627> he's<01:10:51.787> not.
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  Alison: Not<01:10:52.797> right
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  Emily: Not<01:10:53.307> right<01:10:53.457> now.
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  Alison: It's<01:10:54.737> just<01:10:54.927> Tatiana.
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  Tatiana<01:10:56.267> was<01:10:56.537> making<01:10:56.817> him<01:10:56.987> like
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  Emily: I<01:10:57.497> know.
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  Alison: His<01:10:58.317> desperation <01:10:58.847>for<01:10:58.937> Tatiana<01:10:59.507> was<01:10:59.707> doing<01:10:59.957> this
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  Emily: I<01:11:00.287> know<01:11:00.397> she's<01:11:00.607> gone.
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  Alison: Let<01:11:01.807> the<01:11:01.867> heal-<01:11:02.187> nature<01:11:02.467> can
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  Emily: Nature<01:11:02.977> can<01:11:03.117> heal.
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  Alison: to
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Mandy: Yeah,<01:11:04.632> I'm--<01:11:05.252> I<01:11:05.372> still <01:11:05.642>have<01:11:05.822> no<01:11:05.932> opinion<01:11:06.272> on<01:11:06.412> Chimney.
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  Emily: That's<01:11:07.987> okay.
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  Mandy: I--<01:11:09.292> yeah.
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  I<01:11:10.622> now<01:11:11.062> have...<01:11:12.352> I<01:11:12.532> don't<01:11:12.742> know<01:11:12.952> about<01:11:13.232> Bobby.
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  I<01:11:14.242> don't<01:11:14.452> love<01:11:14.852> him<01:11:15.362> yet.
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  Alison: Okay.
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  Mandy: I'm<01:11:16.982> not<01:11:17.192> sure<01:11:17.332> I<01:11:17.412> like<01:11:18.162> him<01:11:18.372> yet.
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  Alison: to<01:11:20.397> actually<01:11:20.737> like<01:11:20.947> Bobby.
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  You
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  Mandy: And<01:11:21.902> I<01:11:22.022> know,<01:11:22.242> but<01:11:22.372> I<01:11:22.482> think <01:11:22.912>I<01:11:23.082> will,<01:11:23.342> which<01:11:23.512> is<01:11:23.722> like...<01:11:24.292> 'Cause,
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  I<01:11:24.492> mean,<01:11:25.522> I<01:11:25.632> feel<01:11:26.142> like<01:11:26.552> I<01:11:26.682> trust<01:11:27.902> both <01:11:28.252>of<01:11:28.372> you<01:11:28.902> to<01:11:29.202> have<01:11:29.442> a<01:11:29.492> certain,<01:11:29.852> like,
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  level<01:11:30.302> of<01:11:30.422> taste<01:11:30.782> with<01:11:30.912> TV<01:11:31.202> shows.
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  Emily: Uh-oh.
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  Alison: Ruh-roh.
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  Mandy: May-<01:11:34.792> I<01:11:34.892> mean,<01:11:35.122> I<01:11:35.232> know<01:11:35.392> what<01:11:35.572> this<01:11:35.712> show <01:11:35.952>is,<01:11:36.142> so<01:11:36.232> I'm<01:11:36.382> saying<01:11:36.622> that<01:11:36.742> within<01:11:37.022> the<01:11:37.082> context
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  of<01:11:37.792> I,<01:11:37.972> I<01:11:38.162> we,<01:11:38.512> we<01:11:38.762> met<01:11:38.932> in<01:11:39.132> "Glee"<01:11:39.312> fandom.
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  Emily: I<01:11:40.047> was<01:11:40.137> gonna
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: did<01:11:40.737> all
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  watch<01:11:41.227> Glee,<01:11:41.737> so...
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  Alison: We<01:11:42.577> did<01:11:42.707> all
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  Mandy: maybe<01:11:43.552> it's<01:11:43.782> not <01:11:44.112>necessarily<01:11:44.872> level<01:11:45.372> of<01:11:45.812> taste.
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  Emily: mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: I<01:11:51.792> trust<01:11:52.212> you<01:11:52.412> to<01:11:52.492> like <01:11:52.762>shows<01:11:53.132> that<01:11:53.292> I<01:11:53.402> also<01:11:53.772> would<01:11:54.012> like.
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  Emily: Fair.
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  This<01:11:56.472> is<01:11:56.582> fair.
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  Mandy: But<01:11:57.572> yeah,<01:11:57.722> I<01:11:58.152> also<01:11:58.382> think <01:11:58.602>the<01:11:58.662> Bobby<01:11:58.992> and<01:11:59.062> Abby<01:11:59.362> stuff<01:11:59.652> really
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  confused<01:12:00.302> my<01:12:00.442> brain<01:12:00.702> this<01:12:00.842> episode.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: it<01:12:03.952> was<01:12:04.182> a<01:12:04.732> sharp<01:12:05.312> pivot<01:12:05.772> from,<01:12:06.642> this <01:12:06.842>is<01:12:06.942> a<01:12:07.002> tragic<01:12:07.462> character<01:12:08.162> who<01:12:08.592> committed
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: It's<01:12:16.112> like<01:12:16.262> I,<01:12:16.292> I<01:12:16.632> don't,<01:12:17.062> I<01:12:17.172> don't<01:12:17.362> know.
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  I'm<01:12:17.752> getting<01:12:17.992> whiplash<01:12:18.512> with<01:12:18.602> his<01:12:18.732> character.
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  Emily: Yes,<01:12:20.552> I<01:12:20.992> can<01:12:21.282> see<01:12:21.582> that<01:12:21.922> given<01:12:22.212> how--
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  Alison: for
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  Emily: what
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  his<01:12:23.502> backstory<01:12:24.012> is.
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  You<01:12:24.292> have<01:12:24.462> to<01:12:24.552> really,<01:12:24.902> like,<01:12:26.012> go<01:12:26.292> with<01:12:26.752> it.
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  Mandy: But<01:12:27.732> it<01:12:27.832> also<01:12:28.222> like,<01:12:28.472> I<01:12:28.582> do<01:12:28.832> also<01:12:29.312> still <01:12:29.612>think<01:12:29.782> it<01:12:29.842> comes<01:12:30.092> back<01:12:30.362> to<01:12:30.452> the<01:12:30.512> fact<01:12:30.852> that<01:12:31.132> I
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  with<01:12:36.972> everyone<01:12:37.502> before<01:12:37.992> the<01:12:38.062> tragic<01:12:38.432> backstory.
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  Alison: Right.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Mandy: 'Cause<01:12:40.462> I<01:12:40.602> actually<01:12:40.842> think <01:12:41.262>that<01:12:41.472> I<01:12:41.542> probably<01:12:41.822> would've<01:12:42.032> liked
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  him<01:12:42.312> a<01:12:42.342> lot<01:12:42.502> more<01:12:42.622> if<01:12:42.762> this<01:12:42.912> episode <01:12:43.352>came<01:12:43.652> before<01:12:44.352> the<01:12:44.632> flashback<01:12:45.302> episode.
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  Emily: Mm.<01:12:47.012> I<01:12:47.132> think<01:12:47.432> a<01:12:47.492> longer
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  season<01:12:48.112> would've<01:12:48.252> been<01:12:48.372> really<01:12:48.602> interesting.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Totally.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm<01:12:52.582> very<01:12:53.142> into<01:12:53.412> the<01:12:53.652> idea<01:12:53.932> of<01:12:53.992> that.
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  Yeah.
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  Re-redo<01:12:56.782> season<01:12:57.302> one.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  J-<01:12:58.752> just<01:12:58.982> bring<01:12:59.252> Connie<01:12:59.562> Britton<01:12:59.892> back.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: input.
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  Alison: Do
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  Mandy: Actually,<01:13:05.352> I<01:13:05.442> mean,<01:13:05.812> with<01:13:06.412> the <01:13:06.522>frequency<01:13:07.052> with<01:13:07.212> which<01:13:07.342> shows<01:13:07.732> are<01:13:07.822> rebooted,
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  I<01:13:08.422> actually<01:13:09.062> feel<01:13:09.342> like<01:13:09.632> rebooting<01:13:10.022> a<01:13:10.072> show <01:13:10.262>that's<01:13:10.462> still<01:13:10.692> on<01:13:11.502> is<01:13:11.672> the<01:13:11.752> next<01:13:12.922> logical<01:13:13.352> step.
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  Emily: Don't<01:13:14.717> say<01:13:15.057> it<01:13:15.367> out<01:13:15.717> loud.
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  What<01:13:16.237> is<01:13:16.397> wrong<01:13:16.717> with<01:13:16.947> you?
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  Alison: they've<01:13:17.902> literally<01:13:18.312> been<01:13:18.492> doing<01:13:18.752> it.
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  This<01:13:19.092> show<01:13:19.232> had<01:13:19.432> two<01:13:19.492> spinoffs.
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  Mandy: Oh,<01:13:21.412> the<01:13:21.482> spinoffs,<01:13:22.242> but<01:13:22.382> not<01:13:22.732> reboots.
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  Alison: Oh,<01:13:25.142> well,
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  Mandy: Like,<01:13:26.232> I
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  Alison: is--
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  Mandy: Oh,<01:13:29.042> is
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  Alison: you<01:13:29.392> look<01:13:29.552> at<01:13:29.622> him<01:13:29.782> in<01:13:29.892> the
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  Mandy: it...<01:13:30.182> Oh.
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  Alison: "Bobby?"
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  I<01:13:32.537> don't<01:13:32.637> know.
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  Has<01:13:32.897> he<01:13:32.937> killed<01:13:33.187> anyone?
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  Alison: No,<01:13:34.457> but<01:13:34.587> apparently<01:13:35.067> the <01:13:35.187>season<01:13:35.547> ends<01:13:35.897> with<01:13:36.237> the<01:13:36.367> two<01:13:36.967> wife<01:13:37.687> figures
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  Mandy: Wait,<01:13:38.587> who<01:13:38.647> were<01:13:38.707> the
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  Alison: Literally<01:13:43.827> the<01:13:43.987> only<01:13:44.207> reason<01:13:44.457> I<01:13:44.507> would <01:13:44.647>watch<01:13:44.817> it<01:13:44.897> is<01:13:45.037> for<01:13:45.277> the<01:13:45.347> two<01:13:45.617> wife<01:13:45.857> figures.
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  Emily: I<01:13:47.087> can't<01:13:47.417> with<01:13:47.537> LeAnn<01:13:47.817> Rimes.
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  Alison: and<01:13:48.982> LeAnn<01:13:49.222> Rimes<01:13:49.672> go<01:13:49.792> at<01:13:49.962> it.
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  Emily: It's<01:13:50.627> so<01:13:51.037> stupid.
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  Mandy: ac-<01:13:52.362> who<01:13:52.422> were<01:13:52.512> the<01:13:54.692> actresses?
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  Alison: so<01:13:55.892> the<01:13:56.012> woman<01:13:56.282> who<01:13:56.412> plays<01:13:56.722> Arizona
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  from<01:13:57.942> "Grey's<01:13:58.162> Anatomy"
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Alison: Rimes.
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  Mandy: Well,<01:14:00.572> that's<01:14:00.782> amazing.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: your<01:14:02.762> point<01:14:03.072> now,<01:14:03.242> yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  What<01:14:05.182> is<01:14:05.292> her<01:14:05.402> name?
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  Arizona<01:14:06.202> Robbins.
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  Jessica<01:14:07.102> Capshaw.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Alison: that's<01:14:09.232> it.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Which<01:14:11.617> is...
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  Alison: there's--<01:14:12.622> those<01:14:12.752> are<01:14:12.962> the<01:14:13.042> two<01:14:13.382> so <01:14:13.542>n-new<01:14:14.802> Captain<01:14:15.282> Bobby<01:14:15.882> has<01:14:16.262> a<01:14:16.472> wife,<01:14:16.912> Jessica
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  Capshaw,<01:14:17.892> and<01:14:18.102> an<01:14:18.242> old<01:14:18.562> lover,<01:14:18.822> LeAnn<01:14:19.212> Rimes.
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  And<01:14:19.782> I'm<01:14:19.912> sitting<01:14:20.122> here<01:14:20.242> going<01:14:20.462> "Dump<01:14:20.752> him
• 1:14:21
  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: together."
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  Mandy: Oh,<01:14:23.892> God,<01:14:24.202> yeah.
• 1:14:24
  That<01:14:24.452> is<01:14:25.112> the<01:14:25.782> only<01:14:26.162> answer<01:14:26.632> to<01:14:27.042> that<01:14:27.232> scenario.
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  Alison: only<01:14:28.102> answer.
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  Emily: crazy<01:14:29.317> that<01:14:29.507> Kate <01:14:29.777>Capshaw's<01:14:31.187> child,<01:14:31.887> daughter<01:14:32.377> is
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm
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  Emily: for<01:14:37.057> nipple<01:14:37.437> Robin.
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  Alison: nipple<01:14:38.442> Robin.
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  Emily: Like,<01:14:39.672> what<01:14:39.782> a<01:14:39.822> weird<01:14:41.162> sen-
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  Alison: that<01:14:41.777> movie<01:14:42.007> so<01:14:42.397> much.
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  Do<01:14:43.007> not<01:14:43.237> speak<01:14:43.537> to<01:14:43.667> me<01:14:43.847> or <01:14:44.017>my<01:14:44.227> son<01:14:44.897> Batman<01:14:45.367> and<01:14:45.457> Robin
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  Emily: I<01:14:46.762> would<01:14:47.002> not.
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  I,<01:14:47.962> I'm<01:14:48.182> not<01:14:48.462> against<01:14:48.912> nipple<01:14:49.202> Robin.
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  I<01:14:49.712> don't<01:14:49.892> care.
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  It's<01:14:50.512> all<01:14:50.672> good.
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  Alison: love,<01:14:51.882> stupid<01:14:52.442> movie<01:14:52.752> so
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Okay,<01:15:06.227> well,<01:15:06.347> that's<01:15:06.537> probably <01:15:06.977>a<01:15:07.017> tangent<01:15:07.637> that<01:15:08.087> may<01:15:08.337> or<01:15:08.417> may<01:15:08.537> not
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  Emily: so<01:15:13.187> any<01:15:13.357> final <01:15:13.667>thoughts<01:15:13.997> on<01:15:14.407> "Heartbreaker"?
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  Emily: Weird.
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  Alison: Huh.
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  Emily: Interesting.
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  Hmm,
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  Mandy: That's<01:15:57.222> unrealistic.
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  Alison: phone
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: yeah.
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Yes.
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  Emily: Totally.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: can<01:16:42.132> you<01:16:42.192> tell<01:16:42.432> them<01:16:42.552> I<01:16:42.632> would <01:16:42.752>like<01:16:42.922> to<01:16:43.022> book<01:16:43.222> in<01:16:43.352> for<01:16:43.492> an<01:16:43.552> appointment?
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  'Cause...
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: get<01:16:47.042> them<01:16:47.172> on
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Alison: operator<01:16:56.812> to<01:16:56.932> call<01:16:57.222> the
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: That's<01:16:58.297> really<01:16:58.467> funny.
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  Okay.
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  Well,<01:17:00.917> that's<01:17:01.177> not<01:17:01.447> medical<01:17:01.817> advice <01:17:02.237>from<01:17:02.427> us,<01:17:02.737> so<01:17:02.937> don't<01:17:03.517> do<01:17:03.867> that.
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  Mandy: No.
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  Emily: that<01:17:06.167> is,<01:17:06.637> that's<01:17:06.827> our <01:17:07.057>first<01:17:07.567> Valentine's<01:17:08.057> Day<01:17:08.147> episode.
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  Alison: Aw.
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  Emily: it.
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  I<01:17:10.532> like<01:17:10.762> this<01:17:10.902> episode.
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  Alison: Me
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  Mandy: It<01:17:12.327> was<01:17:12.577> fun.
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  Emily: it's<01:17:13.507> just<01:17:13.627> very<01:17:13.837> fun.
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  okay.
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