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Episode 209 - Chat GPT Story Mode Part 2 · My Third Place Pod

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And we're back. This is episode 2 O 9.
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I'm Evo to remind you I'm taking a break from playing Marble
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Rivals because I went platinum and I messed up.
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I messed up y'all. I messed, I messed up.
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I went platinum, I went up to platinum and then I played.
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I said I didn't want to play, but I played.
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And then like, not realizing that the what's it called?
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The Rivals, I did. I played again the Rivals
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Championship, marble Rivals Championship, the MRC was going
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on. So once people lost that game,
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once the loser started going, they all scattered about and now
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they're playing comp. So I lost like 15 games, which
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set me back to gold again, Gold 3.
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And I am just like, no, I shouldn't have done that.
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Oh, no, no, yeah. It's like it set me back to Gold
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3 and I'm just like, and like there are a bunch of freaking
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people that didn't really let us, me or my team go forward or
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hit them. They're just like they felt like
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aim bots or they felt like bots. And it's like, oh God, you guys
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are fucking professional. Are you guys Smurfs?
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Smurf is when you have already a established person out there in
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the comps, like all the way at the very end.
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One above all. But you want to go back to the
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first and you create a new account and so you Smurf it,
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Papa Smurf, Smurf it. So you Smurf it and you go over
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there and you beat up everybody from bronze all the way up there
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again just to be there. Like, yeah, they're cheaters,
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but damn, there's some game where like I didn't get a shot
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in. I went oh, and five, I'm just
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like, I'm done with this game. And then I kept going and going
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and going and going. I didn't even stop.
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I didn't even take a break. I didn't go on quickplay.
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I digressed. What am I saying?
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Taking a break from that to say welcome back to my third place
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podcast. Hey, we're here, we're here.
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We're like whatever, fresh off posting episode 2 O 8 on Spotify
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and getting a lot of good reactions out of it.
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I heard so much so many people telling me that it was a great
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episode that they want more of that and I'm like, hell yeah,
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ask and you shall receive. And so we did.
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I did IA few nights ago. Some of you guys were here.
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We did another story mode for ChatGPT and this time, this time
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I made it into a mad Lib story. I asked the chat stick
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questions. What's your favorite drink?
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What's your favorite food? What's your favorite snack?
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Trust me, it it works. It was so fun.
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Are you right Atlanta? It was so fun.
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I like obviously I have put their names on the thing and I
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started like right, typing up a stir a story myself and I was
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like, you know what now you ChatGPT, you get to finish this
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story. Yes, you missed it JC next time
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next time just pop on in or I'll even include you in the next
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story and we can just all get you in there.
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But it was such a fucking fun moment.
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It, it was such a fun moment. A few people fell asleep during
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the live. They didn't get to hear it, but
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I included their names. So you know, and then it became
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its own thing. I, I did ask cause like, what's
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your favorite snack? What's your favorite stuff?
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What's your favorite all this stuff?
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What are you allergic to? What don't you like?
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What am do you like? Like everything with their first
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born, basically. And it was just like the story
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that came out of this. It was crazy.
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I am just like, oh wow, this is going to be amazing.
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This is going to be epic. Whoever was there enjoyed it.
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Obviously I'm going to tell you who was there because they're
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all in this. So I'm about to read it.
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Let me set this up. I gotta do the puzzle thing.
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OK, so all right, so I'm about to read it for those of you that
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have already seen what? Because I made another video,
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texted picture on AI again and like people loved it.
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A great way to have fun letting a great way to have fun getting
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to know all your friends and keep it interesting.
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Exactly, exactly. If you're going to stay a while,
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JC, hope you'll get enjoy this one.
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Lauren, if you go to sleep, I understand if you guys are still
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here listening to it, the entire thing.
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Thank you for stopping in. Thank you for hanging out.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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They're awesome. You guys are amazing.
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Hi, Menace. Hi.
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OK. The story's called the Punta
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Cana Mystery. Yes, I'm awake.
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I slept a lot. Yes, you.
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You've said that already. So, like a lot of.
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I'll be here till the end. Of course you will.
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Menas. OK, All right, besties, honeys.
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Let's go. Story mode.
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Punta Cana Mystery. Because somebody said place
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location was Punta Cana, so here we are.
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It goes off the rails to be in a few.
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So like, if you're still keeping track of it, let me know because
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I like lost it at some point here and there.
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All right, here it is. Let me set the scene.
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The warm Caribbean breeze drift through the open windows of La
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Luna Escondida, a beach sidebar tucked away from the tourist
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field resorts of Punta Cana. The moon hangs low, almost too
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close, shimmering like a golden coin riding on the black velvet
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sky. This is too much.
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The rhythmic sound of waves kissing the shore mixes with the
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hauntingly smooth voice of Ivant crooning Lie ABOUT us from a
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slightly glitchy jukebox in the corner.
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At a corner table, Sabrina, Danny, Menace, Liana, Red,
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Lauren and Eboo are enjoying a late night feast.
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Empty plates of peaks across the half eaten noodles are scattered
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between them. Their drinks, Peach passion tea,
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lemonade and Pepsi. Sweet heavily in the humid air,
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sweat heavily in the humid hair. But none of them mention how
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Menace is sharing a plate of Pad Thai with a man dressed as a
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Flamingo, the same man who once LED an entire pasta arm in
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another timeline, he eats with elegant, exaggerated sips of his
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drink, his pink feather mask shifting slightly with every
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bite. At the bar, the bartender,
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surprisingly dexterous monkey in a vest and bow tie, sling his
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colorful cocktails with flair. He served them not just to
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humans, but also to a clientele of exotic animals, leopard
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sleeping mojitos, elephants gently holding a precise glasses
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of rum punch, and a parrot picking at a whiskey sour.
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Across the room, a mysterious figure dressed as a crab sits
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alone. They sliced through chunks of
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fresh pineapple with precise clawed movements and slammed
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back shots of tequila. With each shot, they wave their
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claw dramatically, creating a faint trail of sage smoke that
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somehow clings to the air. The entire bar smells like
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pizza, tequila, and burning herbs, making the atmosphere
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both mouth watering and unervingly mythical.
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Mystical. The smoke seems to twist into
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odd shapes, faces, symbols, and at one point, a delicate outline
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of a door. Lauren notices at first.
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She leans toward Red, squinting at the jukebox.
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Did you see that? She whispers.
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See what? Red asked, popping a piece of
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pizza into her mouth. The jukebox.
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It, it just skipped backwards. But the song didn't.
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It's still playing the same chorus.
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Meanwhile, Evo takes a sip of his Pepsi, eyes narrowing as he
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watches the Flamingo man. Something about the way he holds
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his fork seems off, his fingers too long, too sharp and oddly
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jointed. Yo, Menace says.
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Evo says cautiously. How do you know this guy?
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Menace, mid bite, shrugs. Don't know, just met him.
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Said he like Bat's eye. Figured why not, But the
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Flamingo man's head snapped toward evil as if he heard the
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comet from across the table. His beak mask jerked slightly,
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and you swear you see his eyes flicker.
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Or tailing yellow beneath the feather of the skies at the bar,
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the crab down the crab downs. Another shot Tequila, but this
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time when they exhaled, the sage smoke spiraled violently,
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forming strange symbols in the air.
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The leopard, slipping mojitos, glances at the smoke and slowly
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backs away, its eyes wide with alarm.
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The monkey bartender continues serving drinks, unfazed, but you
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notice something strange. His bow tie is now glowing
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faintly red, pulsing in time with the jukebox glitching
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music. The pizza, the noodles, the
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drinks. Everything still tastes
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delicious, but there's now a faint metallic after taste
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clinging to every bite. Danny sets her glass down,
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frowning. Is it just me, or does this
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Peach passion tea lemonade taste a little off?
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Leanna sniffs her drink, suddenly suspicious.
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No, you're right. It tastes kind of like iron.
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The elephant at the bar lets out a low, mournful trumpet, and you
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realize it's no longer holding a glass.
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It's gripping a broken glass stem, blood bright and vivid.
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It ripped from his Tusk. Suddenly the jukebox skips
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again, but this time it changes tracks entirely, playing an old
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carnival tune slightly out of key and warped like a forgotten
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memory forcing itself into the present.
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The Flamingo man places his spork down carefully.
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He turns to menace and smiles, revealing razor sharp teeth
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beneath the mask. You ever tried pad thigh with a
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little hemoglobin? He asked casually.
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At that moment the crab slams down another shot and the entire
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room is engulfed in a thick, sage filled fog.
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The animals start shifting into haze, the bodies flickering
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between their natural forms and strange humanoid silhouettes.
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So I heard everyone you hear? Laura's voice cut through the
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fog. Panic Guys.
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I, I, I think the animals are turning into Her voice is cut
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off by a low, guttural growl. Rar When the fog clears
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slightly, you see the crab is now gone, leaving behind only a
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single crab claw, still twitching on the table.
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Rar The Flamingo man stands, wipes his mouth with a napkin
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and casually turns towards you. Well, that was a lovely meal, He
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says, his eyes glamour with malice.
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Who's up for dessert? The sage filled fog swirls
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ominously, make it nearly impossible to tell where the
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walls of the bar end where the twisted illusion begins.
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The once laid back beach sidebar filled with pizza noodles and
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Peach passion tea lemonade is now a war zone.
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The crab's claw, still twitching on the table, suddenly scuttled
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across the floor on its own, glowing with an eerie orange
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hue. The jukebox, now warped and
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glitching, distorts of on its voice into the demonic chant, as
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if the soundtrack of this madness had been remixed by a
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possessed DJ. And then it happens.
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The back door of the bar burst open, and out come more animals.
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But this time, they're not here for mojitos.
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Oh no, they're wielding weapons. A rhino with a studded baseball
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bat charges forward, dragging the metal spikes across the
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floor, sending sparks flying. A giraffe with dual Cortana
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swings of the elongated neck in a terrifying circular motion,
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creating a blade tornado. A kangaroo brass knuckles hot,
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messingly cracking his knuckles with a wild grand.
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Y'all ever seen Kangaroos? They're buff, motherfucker.
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They're buff. And already this buff as
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kangaroo comes out with brass knuckles.
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Like what? This is overkill.
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A hyena dual wielding side blades?
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Let's set a maniacal laugh slashing at the air.
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I ain't messing with no kangaroo either.
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A zebra with a flamethrower? Yes, a flamethrower prances onto
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the scene, its eyes glowing with bloodlust.
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The monkey bartender, There he is.
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Y'all wanted to know where the monkey went?
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Once charming and bow tie clad leaps onto the bar and pulls 2
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sawed off shotguns from a hidden compartment beneath the counter.
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With a maniacal grin he starts blasting wildly, knocking over
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tables and bottles. There he is.
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You thought this was just a bar? The monkey cackles.
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Nah baby, this is the Thunderdome.
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Don't trust the monkey. Without hesitation, menace
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Sabrina, Danny, Liana, Red and Lauren leap from their chairs,
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their eyes blazing with adrenaline.
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Sabrina delivers a spinning Roundhouse kick to the kangaroo,
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sending it flying into a table. She picks up a broken chair leg
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and uses the next improvised bow staff, twirling it with deadly
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precision. Danny grabs a bottle of tequila,
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smashes it on the edge of the bar and uses the jagged edges of
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the makeshift dagger, stabbing at the heinous claws as they
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slash toward her. She spins and slams the bottle
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into his jaw, shattering it. Liana vaults over the bar, grabs
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a pair of throwing knives from the monkey seeker stash and
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hurls him at the giraffes spinning Cortana neck.
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One blade sticks onto his shoulder slowly, it's deadly
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rotation. She lasts in the Crouch, ready
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for the next move. Hey ladies, y'all ready?
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Let's fucking go. Red grabs pizza tray, using as a
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vibranium like shield blocking the rhino's bass strikes.
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With a grunt, she flips the tray like Captain America's shield,
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clocking the rhino across a snout and making a stagger.
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Lauren balls into the bar, grabbing 2 flaming cocktail
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bottles and with a wicked grin, hurls them like molotovs at the
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seabird with the flamethrower. The flames collide, creating a
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double firestorm that roars through the bud bar that roars
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through the bar, sending animals scrambling.
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Meanwhile, Eve. Meanwhile, Evil's eyes narrow
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with sudden clarity. The chaos, the adrenaline, it
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triggers a deep gaming instinct. Oh, you animals done messed up
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now. Evil mutters, clenching his
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fist. In the flash he remembers his
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Lord's status in marble rivals with the power of muscle memory
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and just a touch of gamer induced amnipotence.
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A spectral spirit materializes in his hands, His tip crackles
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with cosmic energy and he will hurl it with God like precision.
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The spear slices through the air, impaling the rhino's bat
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mid swing, shattering into splinters.
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Evil teleports in the blink of light behind the hyena, grabbing
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it by the scruff of the neck and with a vicious throw slams it
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into the monkey bartender, sending them both crashing
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through a table. With a savage grin, Evil summons
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two more Spears, twirling them effortlessly.
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Time to nerf some wildlife. He says, before launching into a
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frenzied slurry of spear throws, pinning the giraffe's Cortana to
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the wall and chipping the flame thrower from their fever's
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hooves. Suddenly, the Flamingo man, who
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had simply been standing calmly in the chaos, tilt his head
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slightly. Menace still catches her breath
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from fighting off 2 Hyena's shouts.
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Yo Flamingo, you going to stand there or what?
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The Flamingo man slowly wipes his mouth with a napkin, looking
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around at the blood, the broken furniture in the fiery bar.
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With a calm, deadly smirk, he adjusts his feathered mask and
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utters his legendary line. Flamingo on Boom.
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In a flash of pink light, his arms extended to a deadly
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feather like blaze, crackling with pink and neon energy.
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He lunges into battle, his wings slicing through the air, sending
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ninja stars in every direction. He Roundhouse kicks a leopard
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into the jukebox. Boom.
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He duel wields 2 ninja stars, one in each wing and hurls them
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with uncanny accuracy, pinning the kangaroo to the wall.
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He pirates mid air, kicking hyena so hard that it flips over
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the bar and lands face first into a Margarita.
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The Flamingo man evil suddenly stand back-to-back, surrounded
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by a circle of animals with weapons.
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Wanna switch? We universe as Flamingo as
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casually Nah Evil smirk, summoning another spear.
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Let's clear this one first. The team regroups, bloodied but
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invigorated. The bar is ablaze with shattered
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bottles, overturned tables and injured animals groaning on the
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floor. Menace grabs the fallen baseball
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bat from the rhino, twirls it expertly, and with a roar
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smashes through a flaming table, scattering animal foes.
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Roar roar. Sabrina and Lauren high 5 mid
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fight before double teaming the zebra, disarming as flamethrower
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and sending it's getting into the ocean.
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Daddy launches a pizza place, frisbee at the giraffes
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remaining Cortana knocking into the fire.
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Red grabbed a bottle of rum, lights a napkin, hurled it like
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a Molotov, setting to giraffe a blaze.
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Liana slow motion dodges a shuriken from the monkey
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bartender, cartwheeling over the bar and slamming him with a bar
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stool. Finally, evil in the Flamingo
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man launched a coordinated final attack, evil hurling Spears and
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Flamingo flashing through the air with his better Blaze
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cutting down the last of the animal warriors.
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The bar is in ruins. The jukebox finally shuts off,
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crackling into silence. Covered in sweat, pizza sauce,
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and battle scars, the group stumbles out onto the beach,
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victorious. The ocean breeze whipped across
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the smoldering remains of LA Lunas Condida, carrying the
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scent of bird piece across scorched fur and the faintest
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trace of sage smoke. The battle is over.
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The bars and ruins, its walls cracked, its roof caved in and
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was once peaceful animal patrons now reduced to unconscious,
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defeated warriors scattered across the floor.
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Venice, Sabrina, Danny, Leanna, Red Lord and Evil stand battered
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by Victorias, their clothes torn and stained with battle grime,
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their fists still clenched, adrenaline still pumping through
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their veins. But as the fling mingled man
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dusts himself off, he turns to the group with an elegant nod,
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his pink feathered mask now slightly crooked, revealing a
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sliver of mysterious eye underneath.
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Without a word, he strides over to the bar and plucks the golden
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skateboard the monkey bartender left behind.
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He hops onto the mythical skateboard and with a graceful
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kick push, it levitates slightly above the sand, leaving a
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sparkling trail of pink and gold light in his wake.
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Just as you think it couldn't get more surreal, the clouds had
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split open with a deep guru whale song.
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A colossal whale, edero and shimmering with cosmic starters,
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descends from the sky, hovering mere feet above the beach.
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Its massive fans glow with constellation, and his eyes
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reflect the entire Galaxy as though he had just swung through
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a celestial ocean. The Flamingo man, now standing
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on his golden skateboard, hops onto the whale's back with a
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fluid black flip. Guess this is goodbye for now.
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He calls out. His voice is cool and confident,
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but there's a faint melancholy to it.
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Just before he vanished into the glimmering style of light, he
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reaches into his coat and hurls something towards Leanna.
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A silver going handcuff clatters into the sand near her feet.
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Use this wisely. The Flamingo man says, his voice
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echoing through the salty night air.
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All you have to do is make a wish, and something wild will
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appear. With a final, graceful wave, he
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and this cosmic whale ascend into the heavens, vanishing
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through a gloomy rift in the sky, leaving only a trail of
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nebulous dust in their wake. Yes, handcuffs.
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The group, still catching their breasts, stares at the silver
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handcuffs on the ground. Did did he just say?
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Grants wishesly and asked carefully picking it up.
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The cuff feels surprisingly warm, almost humming with Latin
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power. Got my handcuffs afraid.
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Just as evil grabs a health, just as evil grabs 1/2 melted
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slice of peace from the wreckage.
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About to celebrate their victory, a new portal flickers
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into existence on the beach. The mysterious figure from the
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Snack Avengers initiative walks toward them.
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His tape made of Dorito dust and his armor glistening with golden
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tortilla chip plating his boot leave faint Crump prints in the
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sand with every step. Chips of Fury pauses
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dramatically, surveying the aftermath of the battle.
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His eyes linger on the unconscious monkey bartender and
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the flaming piece of debris. Damn, he muttered, shaking his
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head. I'm too late.
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He stepped forward, his boots clenching over a broken craw.
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Crab cloth fragments, and fixed his eyes on the team.
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You've fought well at night, but this?
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He gestures over the wreckage. This was only an appetizer.
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The wind picks up slightly, making his tortilla Cape flutter
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majestically. The real battles lies ahead.
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His voice is deep and slightly raspy, like he carggled with a
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BBQ flavored gravel. I came here to offer you a
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choice, but you already made it by surviving tonight.
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That is so bad, man. The team stands up and confused,
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still catching their breath. A choice?
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Sabrina finally asked, chips of furious eyes narrow.
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Yes, yes. To join the Snack Rangers
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initiative and travel to 2026, where the Snack Wars are about
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to begin. I've was going to go eat a piece
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of piece off before I saw that I was like, what?
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I love how you change voices with characters.
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I have to, I love it. The group exchanged glasses,
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still disoriented from the fight.
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Menace wipes the blood from her lips and squeezed on him.
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Wait, Snack Wars, what kind of enemies are we talking about?
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Chips of Furious steps closer. The portal behind him shimmers
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faintly with glimpse of floating snack shaped battle crews and
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planet sized vending machines. He will force the fate.
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He will face the forces of Junk Food Empire.
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He says ominously. You will force.
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You will face the forces of Junk Food Empire, Twinkle on the
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Devour, ruler of the Cosmic Cream Puffs, General Nachozilla,
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Commanders, the Spicy Legion and of course King Saltine, the
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rulers overlord of the Bland Lands.
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Marta. The girls and evil exchanged
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wide eyed glances. Wait, so we're fighting literal
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snack villains? Lauren asked.
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That's exact. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Chips of Fury eyes narrow, his face grave.
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And you're going to need costumes.
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Evil's eyes light up immediately.
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Wait, we get costumes? She asked, totally intrigued.
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Like actual superhero costumes? Liana as still gripping the
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silver handcuff like already imagined the ridiculous power
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she could summon. Ships are furious mercilessly.
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Of course. He says with a mischievous Glen
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in his eye. Every snack vendor needs a
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signature look. The team stares at the portal,
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still unsure. The handcuff glows plaintly in
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Leon's hand, almost as if it's begging, begging to be
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activated. Please activate it, please
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activate it, Please, please just activate it.
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I want to know what it does. Red slowly picks up a broken bar
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stool leg twirls it thoughtfully.
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You know, fighting interdimensional snack villain
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does sound kind of awesome. She mutters.
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Lauren raised a half empty glass of Peach Passion team lemonade.
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Yeah, I'm in. Sabrina grins widely, wickedly,
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already picturing herself punching King Salting in the
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face. Hell yes.
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Menace cracks her knuckles. Still buzz from the battle.
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Adrenaline. Let's go wreck some snack over
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Lawrence. Danny High fives Liana.
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Wait, we have a magical handcuff that can summon random stuff
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that's basically a cheat code, right?
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Begging. Begging for that snack, huh?
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Finally, Evil steps forward, still holding his spear, and
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looks Chip the Fury dead in the eyes.
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We're in, but only if we get the coolest costumes possible.
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Chip the Fury smiles. Oh don't worry, you'll look
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legendary. The portal shimmers like a
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kaleidoscope of snack colored lights swirling with hues of
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cheddar, orange, candy coated blue, chocolate brown.
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The group exchanges knowing glances, then with absolutely no
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hesitation to step into the portal.
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In an instant they feel themselves pulled through space
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and time. Stretch with twisted like
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stretch and twisted like free roll ups through the multiverse.
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I remember free roll ups. For a brief moment they glimpsed
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the Snack World battlefield, High 5A planet shaped like a
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vending machine. Colossal snack shaped battle
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crews are soaring through space and armies of walking chips,
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gummies and pretzels clashing in an epic showdown.
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And then flash, they land. The group stands on the Snack
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Wars battlefield, which somehow smells faintly of BBQ chips and
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melted chocolate. They glanced at each other and
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immediately burst out laughing at their new glorious snack
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inspired costumes. Lori Liana The Pretzel twins The
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two twirl dramatically in their matching pretzel themed
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costumes. Their Suits Their suits are a
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twisting caramel colored design, crisscrossing and golden salty
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patterns with armor plates shaped like giant pretzel knots
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on their shoulders. Lauren's concerts have salt
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crystal studs that spark with lightning energy.
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Liana's boots are laced with molten cheese designs, leaving
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behind trails of sizzling orange energy with every step.
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Together, they combine their powers into the Salt Storm, a
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swirling temple of salt and cheese dust that blinds and
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deserves their enemies. I love it, I love it.
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Menace the Fury Nacho Warrior Menace stands tall, her suit
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glowing with Fury Nacho energy. Her chest plate is coated in
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flaming red Taki dust and spicy orange energy flickers along the
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edges of her armor. Her fiery gauntlet crackle with
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flame infused natural power, allowing her to launch explosive
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fire blasts at her enemies. Her helmet resembles a giant
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coiled Taki with smoky flaming billowing from the top, giving
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her a demonic snack field presence.
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Special move Infernal Crunch Menace summers a massive
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whirlwind of furry Takis that engulfs her foes in the spicy
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blaze, reducing them to ash and chip crumbs.
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Read the trail mix Titan rez costumes of fusion of sweet and
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salty goodness. Her chest plate is shaped like a
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granola bar, while her boots look like giant peanuts and her
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gloves are made of caramel coated chocolate custards.
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Her Cape is a flowing ribbon of mixed nuts and M&M, shimmering
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with sweet and salty energy. Special move.
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Granola barrage Red summits a storm of trail mixed projectiles
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launching a rapid fire of salt of peanuts, chocolate and dried
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fruit shrapnel at her enemies, pelting them with snack fury.
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Danny the Oreo Assassin Danny emerges from the mist, her suit
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a sleek black and white Oreo inspired design with swirling
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cookie platterns across her chest and legs.
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Her belt buckle resembles a cream filled Oreo as her boots
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leave behind faint trails of cookie crumbs.
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She wields twin Oreo chakrams sharp edge spinning disc that
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she flames at high speed, slicing to her enemies with
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cookie precision. Special move Double Stuffed
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Slice. She duo wields her Oreo check
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rooms, creating a spinning for a check of chocolate and cream
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energy, cutting through her enemies with deadly sweetness.
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Evo, the Peanut M&M warrior Lord Evil stands tall now, clad in a
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vibrant Peanut M&M battle suit. The armor is gold and candy
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coated red, yellow and blue, shimmering with a glossy finish.
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There, his chest plate resembles a giant crack open M&M glowing
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with peanut core energy, and his boots leave behind a trail of
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sugary sparks. Evil wheels of massive golden
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spear shaped like a giant M&M with the M Insignia glowing
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faintly with a snack magic special move.
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Candy Crush Spear Evil heralds his golden Eminem spear with
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pinpoint accuracy, causing it to explode on impact, showering the
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battlefield with a blinding candy coated shockwave.
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Sabrina the Cookie Sorcerers. Finally, Sabrina's step forward.
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Her suit baking themed and elegant with floor dusted white
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and caramel brown tones. Her gauntlets are shaped like
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baking mitts but enhanced with mold and cookie magic.
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Her clothes reassembled, a baking apron shimmering with
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enchanted sugar dust, and her boots leave behind fake trails
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of cinnamon scented smoke. In her hand she wields the Whisk
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of Destiny, an elegant glowing whisk shaped staff that summons
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enchanted cookie magic. Special move molten dough dough
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storm molten dough storm She spends her wist summoning a
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twister as molten cookie dough and chocolate chips, swallowing
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her enemies in the dishes yet deadly storm.
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And all of this I put into text to a text to image and AI came
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out with the most awesome pictures for all of them, all of
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us. It was awesome.
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So I sent it out to everybody. So let me see if I can put it on
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here. So that's menace.
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Maybe you should have done that before I done this.
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Anyways, Menace next one is red. If you're watching this on
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YouTube right now with me or if you want to watch this later,
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it'll be up there. That's Danny with the Oreo
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spinners. I love that one.
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It's so freaking crazy. It looks like an actual
35:06
superhero stuff right there. There's mine Evo.
35:12
It's supposedly supposed to be an M and an actual Eminem.
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I don't know why I'm red. Or is that maybe a mask?
35:20
There's Sabrina. I love the chef hat as buns
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right there. Her oven mitts looks like her.
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Her gauntlet gloves look like oven mitts.
35:34
And then the wisp of destiny. And here comes the the pretzel
35:40
twins. Love them.
35:44
I will, and then does Flamingo Man.
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OK, all right. The team, now fully transformed
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into the Snack Avenger, stares out over the battlefield.
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Across the horizon, they see the armies of the junk food as
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Empire, assembling Nacho Sillas, Spicy Legion, King Saltines,
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Glad Land Forces, and Twinklings, Cosmic cream Puffs
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towering like snack field Titans.
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I love that we're twins. Yes, the eyes are twins.
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Chips are furious, stepped forward, his voice grim,
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determine. Snack Avengers.
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It's time The Pretzels twins span into action, unleashing a
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salty storm that blind and disorient their enemies.
36:33
Menace charges forward, her taki fist blazing, launching
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explosive punches into the front line.
36:39
Red leaves in the fray trail mixed projectiles flying in
36:42
every direction, striking down cream puffs soldiers with snack
36:45
field fury. Danny flings her Oreo chakram,
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slicing to King Saltines bland troops with deadly precision.
36:52
Sabrina conjures molten cookie dough boulders, hurling them at
36:56
our enemies with magical finesse.
36:59
Evil stands to the center, his golden M&M spear glowing, ready
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to unleash a cosmic level candy blast on the battlefield.
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The snack vendors stand tall, their battle worn snack armor
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glistening with crumbs, spice, and molten chocolate.
37:13
Their fists still crackle with snack powered energy and their
37:17
eyes blaze with determination. The battlefield, once a sea of
37:21
snack Team chaos, is now littered with the defeated army
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of Twinkling Skin, Saltine, and Nachozilla.
37:29
Smoke rises from the crispy ruins of the battlefield in the
37:31
faint scent of burnt popcorn and caramel drizzle filled the air.
37:35
Hey, there's popcorn. Sabrina wipes cookie dough from
37:39
her face, Red's trail mix kite Cape flutters proudly, and
37:43
Danny's Oreo track room spin plainly with the residual
37:46
energy. The team stands tall,
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victorious. Or so they sink, still high on
37:55
an adrenaline field victory. Evil steps forward, hands ready,
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clutching his spear, his Eminem spear glowing faintly with candy
38:04
colored power. He sneers confidently at the
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battlefield littered with snack carnage, and with a smug grin,
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he taunts the multiverse itself. Is that all they got?
38:18
Liana's eyes widen in terror. Her head whips towards Evil, her
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voice crackling with immediate regret.
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What the hell did you ask that no.
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As if on cue, the ground begins to rumble violently.
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The cracked surface splits apart, and new armies of obscure
38:37
and long forgotten snacks crawl from the death.
38:42
The Fruitopia Brigade, long thought to be lost in the snack
38:46
void. The Fruitopia Brigade, a
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squadron of sentient flavored beverages, marches forwards.
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Their translucent liquid bodies glow with unnatural neon colors,
38:56
and their plastic bottle limbs wheel dual citrus savers.
38:59
They chant Taste the 90s one last time because we're so about
39:07
the 90s over here. The Buggles Battalion Out of the
39:11
rubble emerges the horde of Buggles, each one with horn
39:15
shaped armor plating. They form the human sized cone
39:21
warriors, their fingers permanently adorned with sharp
39:24
bugle cloud tips, ready for combat.
39:27
They March in unison, chanting honestly.
39:29
Crunch or be crunched. The Dunkaroo Marauders The
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ground shatters as feral Dunkaroo warriors charge forth,
39:38
wielding dual cookies, scimitars and frosting coated mesas.
39:43
Their leader, a towering kangaroo dressed in golden armor
39:46
dripping with frosting bellows for the frosting glory, the
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warheads. Berserkers.
39:54
Suddenly, cannon fire ranged from above an army of warheads,
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sainting sour candies with explosive temperaments.
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Descent from the sky. They launched themselves like
40:05
acidic meteorites, detonating an impact with ears, splitting
40:08
citrus explosions. The Cosmic Ectocooler Cult.
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Finally, the scar darkens, and from the swirling void emerges
40:16
the long forgotten Ectocooler Legion wearing slime coated
40:20
battle suits. Their neon green cannons fire
40:23
slushy ghostly plasma, freezing everything it touches.
40:25
The sugary syrupy sludge. Despite the sudden snack
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apocalypse, the snack vendors do not falter.
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Glamorous snacking. Need make T-shirts and cats with
40:40
these sayings. Glamorous snacking.
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Oh, hey, you. MENA, still chewing on the
40:47
flaming Taki, smirks confidently.
40:49
She spits out a pepper spark, her eyes glanting with very
40:53
determination. We can take them.
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Hi, how are you doing? Leanna turns to Lauren and they
41:00
share a knowing glance, their pretzel armor pulsing with
41:04
golden energy. Pulsing, they lock arms and
41:07
summon a twisting vortex of salt and molten to cheat energy,
41:10
creating a defensive area that reflects the Frutopia Brigade
41:13
citrus savers. Red swings her trail mixed
41:18
staff, launching a hailstorm of peanuts and chocolate clusters,
41:21
pummelling The Beatles battalion with sweet and salty fury.
41:25
Danny whips her Oreo chakrams into a frosting fueled cyclone,
41:28
slicing through the warheads berserkers, turning their acidic
41:31
explosion into harmless sugary sparkles.
41:35
Sabrina spends her whisk of destiny summoning enchanted
41:38
cookie walls, blocking the actor cooler plasma blast her molten
41:41
dough storm spells turns the battlefield into sticky sugary
41:45
quicksand trapping dunker marauders.
41:48
Hey Panda, how you doing? Evil eyes blazing, twirls their
41:54
M&M spear. His M&M spear.
41:56
With a defying roar, he summons a candy coated energy blast, the
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levels of Rd. Dunker warriors, reducing them
42:02
to nothing more than crumbs and frosting mist.
42:07
Just when you think the battle can't get any more epic, the air
42:10
becomes still. The battle slows, The echoing
42:13
clang of bugle blaze and the sizzle of melted ectoplasma
42:17
fades slightly. And then, from the heavens, you
42:22
hear it, faint at first, almost too distant to catch.
42:30
I want to be in the Pink Pony Club.
42:36
Mena's eyes widen. Wait, no freaking way.
42:41
The faint melody grows louder, the actual voice of Chapelle
42:44
Roan echoing over the battlefield.
42:46
The clouds split open in the colossal neon pink battleship,
42:49
descent from the skies hovering just above the battlefield.
42:53
The deck glows with pink and Violet neon lights and
42:56
spotlights flash in time with the music.
42:59
The battleships engines release, clouds of cotton candy colored
43:02
mist filling the air with the scent of strawberry, bubblegum
43:05
and glittering pop star energy. The snack vendors batter but
43:08
unbroken, stare up in awe, their jaws slack with equal parts
43:12
confusion and admiration. Liana grips the silver handcuff
43:17
in her hand, feeling its faint hum of wild potential.
43:22
Without hesitation, she closes her eyes and makes a wish.
43:25
The handcuff glows with silver light and beams the cosmic
43:28
energy pulse towards the Pink Pony Club battleship.
43:32
The ship glows even brighter, and from its fuel emerged
43:36
hundreds of neon light horses, each one clad in pastel armor,
43:40
dual wielding bubble gum lancets and frosting Shields.
43:44
The snack ventures exchanged glances, their eyes wild with
43:47
disbelief. The battles are about to get
43:50
even crazier. The scene freezes mid action,
43:54
the pink pony Club battleship hovering over the battlefield,
43:56
the snack armies locked in eternal combat, and the Snack
43:59
Rangers poised for one final epic showdown.
44:01
The last line before the screen face the black to be continued.
44:05
And then it continues saying chat you legend, you crafted one
44:08
most outrageously epic snack field table of all time.
44:12
Should we continue to saga in the Snack Wars Multiversal
44:14
Crunch edition? Should the Flamingo man return
44:18
with the Cosmic whale or should Chip the Fury gets his own spin
44:21
off? Your turn chat, let us know what
44:24
you like to see and that's it. That was wow 4950 around 50
44:33
minute mark. That was awesome.
44:36
I enjoyed that. You guys are awesome for some of
44:39
that. That was a mouthful.
44:56
That was a mouthful and definitely enjoy that.
45:02
You're awesome sauce Evo. Thank you JC, thank you.
45:06
See you next time. I'll add you in there both you
45:10
and Panda she's all pandas here almost all the time Hey, that
45:14
was that was great that was awesome Let me know what you
45:17
guys thought of it of this episode.
45:22
You want to be included, let me know put your name on the thing.
45:27
I'll I'll probably end up putting it on adding more people
45:35
adding more stuff and it's it's going to be a thing from now on.
45:43
I'm going to start reading like the story.
45:46
Let's do a story about the Flamingo chip to fury and let's
45:58
do all that. Thank you for stopping in Hope
46:02
you guys have a great weekend. Enjoy.
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That's about it. Thank you for hanging out with
46:26
the M3P community. You guys are awesome.
46:28
You guys are amazing. I will see you next time.
46:32
I'm gonna go back and try to go back up to Platinum again on
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Marvel Rivals, so I'll see you guys later.
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Flamingo on.