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Superstitions (In Sports and Spiritually) · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: People get all superstitious. In fact, I even made one
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  Speaker 1: up myself. I was at the airport the other day
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  Speaker 1: and I saw the Cardinals plane with the logo on
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  Speaker 1: the back. They had Arizona Cardinals. I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: there's the plane. And then I flew back the next
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  Speaker 1: day and the plane was still there. And then the
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  Speaker 1: Cardinals won. And I was like, I wonder if I
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  Speaker 1: see the plane every time before a game if they win.
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  Speaker 1: Like I created my own superstition. That's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, if I see their plane, they will
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  Speaker 1: always win. It's worked one time in a row. But
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  Speaker 1: to go out of my way to go see the
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  Speaker 1: plane is great. So then I thought, what if the
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  Speaker 1: owners go, hey, man, we need you to come see
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  Speaker 1: the plane now. And they pick me up at the station,
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  Speaker 1: drive me there, look at the plane, and come back.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're a good luck charm, that's part
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  Speaker 1: of what you got to do. I know. I literally
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  Speaker 1: made all that up in my head the other day.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, wow. So sports superstitions. Ramona, you got
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  Speaker 1: a superstition about sports superstitions?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so my brother's Broncos jersey got soaked in natty
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  Speaker 2: light during a comeback win last year. He didn't wash
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  Speaker 2: it before the next game, and they ended up winning again,
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  Speaker 2: so he never washed the jersey again after that. And
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  Speaker 2: he would wear that same nasty, smelly jersey every week
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  Speaker 2: while watching the game, and he spilled buffalo chicken dip,
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  Speaker 2: all different kinds of drinks and suspicious stuff. fluids on
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  Speaker 2: it throughout the season because he was convinced all the
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  Speaker 2: stink was lucky.
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  Speaker 1: Ew.
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  Speaker 3: Why can't he be convinced that cleaning it every time
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  Speaker 3: is the good luck charm?
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  Speaker 1: Wipes off the good luck. Washes the good luck. What
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  Speaker 1: about between seasons?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say. Now that it's like,
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  Speaker 4: now that, did he wash it in the off season?
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  Speaker 4: Now that we're starting a new season?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, could you imagine if not?
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  Speaker 2: Eventually, he was convinced that that was going to like
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  Speaker 2: continue their winning streak, but like they didn't even go
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  Speaker 2: to the Super Bowl. So, I mean, I hope he's.
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  Speaker 1: Washed it since then.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so he wears a dirty jersey every time.
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  Speaker 5: Dang. You just got to steal it, Ramona, and just
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  Speaker 5: do it for him.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Ramona. Thanks for calling in. Thanks. Regis, let's hear
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  Speaker 1: your sports superstition, or any superstition.
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  Speaker 6: Two years ago, the 49ers were playing a huge game, and,
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  Speaker 6: you know, we were tossing a few back, drinking and
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  Speaker 6: all that, and I just wanted to smoke a bit.
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  Speaker 6: And it just so happened that every time I stepped
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  Speaker 6: out and smoked a cigarette, they would score.
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  Speaker 7: So.
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  Speaker 6: I started smoking low-key every game whenever they were in
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  Speaker 6: the red zone. And eventually, it became like, oh, they're.
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  Speaker 1: About to score.
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  Speaker 6: I need to go outside and smoke. Then I started
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  Speaker 6: smoking during regular season games and college games and games
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even care about. My friends finally pointed out
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  Speaker 6: that I basically trained myself to associate my team's scoring
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  Speaker 6: with needing a cigarette. And I still swear that if
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  Speaker 6: I quit smoking, my team is going to continue to
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  Speaker 6: start losing. And also, now I like smoking.
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  Speaker 1: God, that's gross.
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  Speaker 8: That's not a good habit to enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, thanks for calling in, Regis.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: We want to hear your superstition. What do you live by?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be sports superstition. It could be anything.
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  Speaker 9: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a traffic tip, call 602-374-6300. Hey, real quick,
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses was this morning. Nicole, your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on War of the Roses?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I listened to all the callers, obviously, and I.
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  Speaker 7: Do agree with some of the things they were saying.
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  Speaker 10: Like, you kind of did set him up by going
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  Speaker 10: into his DMs and flirting with him, and a normal
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  Speaker 10: man would flirt back and blah, blah, blah. But then
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  Speaker 10: I started to think about it. Like I've had men
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  Speaker 10: slide in my DMs and I don't engage. So like,
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  Speaker 10: I think the difference is he was trying to be
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  Speaker 10: active on her social media to get her attention. And
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  Speaker 10: then like the last caller said, the bigger problem is
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  Speaker 10: that he lied about it. So just because someone slides
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  Speaker 10: in your DMs and is flirting, it might be tempting
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  Speaker 10: because you like the attention, but you're the one in
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  Speaker 10: the relationship.
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  Speaker 1: So you, you don't.
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  Speaker 10: Need to engage with them.
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  Speaker 11: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 10: You don't have to engage and flirt back just because
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  Speaker 10: they're flirting with you, man, woman, whatever. But the bigger
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  Speaker 10: thing is him lying about it, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing right now, Nicole?
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  Speaker 10: I'm curling my hair.
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  Speaker 1: Earlier I said, what are you doing? It was funny. Nicole,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 12: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 13: Love you.
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  Speaker 1: Love you, too. All right. Superstitions. Superstitions. It's football season. Tammy,
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  Speaker 1: you got one?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 13: Hi. Hi.
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  Speaker 10: I was talking about the sports superstition.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 14: You're absolutely wonderful.
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  Speaker 15: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 13: I was delivering a DoorDash.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. See, everybody's doing something. What did you deliver?
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  Speaker 1: What food?
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  Speaker 14: It's Zaxby's.
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  Speaker 9: It's the chicken thing.
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  Speaker 13: I can't even pronounce it.
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  Speaker 1: Zaxby's.
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  Speaker 15: Yum.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, who'd you deliver to? What's her name and address?
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  Speaker 5: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 7: We're out here in Indiana.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have addresses there. Just go to the yellow
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  Speaker 1: house with the red door. All right, what's your superstition?
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  Speaker 13: So my superstition, I have a rare Oregon Ducks bobblehead
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  Speaker 13: that I got when I worked at Target in Portland.
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  Speaker 10: He's got to be watching the TV while the game's playing.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 13: But my grandson messed with it last week, and we lost.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't watching.
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  Speaker 13: He wasn't watching. My two-year-old grandson was playing with him.
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  Speaker 13: And I'm like, no.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. And the Ducks lost.
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  Speaker 13: I let my husband have it for one season because
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  Speaker 13: my kid used to say that we fought over the
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  Speaker 13: Ducks on the divorce more than we did them.
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  Speaker 3: Makes sense, Tammy. I was wondering why they lost that game.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea your Duck wasn't watching.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Because it didn't make sense. It didn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: They should have won.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, like we lost the whole season because I let
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  Speaker 13: my ex-husband have it. And I'm like, no, you can't
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  Speaker 13: have it. You aren't letting him watch the game.
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  Speaker 1: Tammy, thank you very much. Superstitions. Denise, thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 1: What's your superstition?
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  Speaker 9: My husband swears that I am the worst and best luck.
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  Speaker 9: So for football, anytime I watch the Steelers game, he
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  Speaker 9: says that they lose. And there has not been a
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  Speaker 9: game that I've watched where they've won. So I'm banned
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  Speaker 9: from the living room when football's on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to.
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  Speaker 9: I'm allowed to go through the living room during commercial
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  Speaker 9: time because the other team scored while I had to
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  Speaker 9: go to the bathroom and I crossed the living room
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  Speaker 9: and they scored and he was like, you're going to
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  Speaker 9: have to wait. And I'm like, now I have scheduled
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  Speaker 9: like bathroom times.
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  Speaker 1: What? What did you do?
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  Speaker 12: Call out?
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  Speaker 1: Is it okay if I pee?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have to ask permission to walk through the room?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'm coming in. He's like, wait, they're about
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  Speaker 9: to score. And so I literally have to wait in
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  Speaker 9: the kitchen, and then they don't score. And then he's like, okay,
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  Speaker 9: you can come through, and then I can go. And
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  Speaker 9: then for baseball, we went to the Cubs versus Diamondbacks game,
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  Speaker 9: and we're Cubs fans.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 9: I'm so sorry. And they won. We didn't– well, I
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  Speaker 9: didn't watch the next game the following day, and I
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  Speaker 9: don't know if you heard– Wow. You got a lot
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  Speaker 9: of responsibility. Yeah, I'm just like, okay, I'll watch. But
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  Speaker 9: then the other day, they just destroyed the other team.
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  Speaker 9: So he's like, you're watching every single game. I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. I love your husband. That's so funny. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for calling in. I love it. Thanks, Denise.
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  Speaker 9: And then I have one more thing, a regular superstition.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you got?
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  Speaker 9: So I think this is a Hispanic thing, the one you–
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  Speaker 9: Tilt the salt. You're supposed to do a little X
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  Speaker 9: or something on the salt that you dropped.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: And then you're supposed to put a little bit of salt.
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  Speaker 9: My aunt is very superstitious, so she knocked the salt over.
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  Speaker 9: She did the little square thingy on the table. She
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  Speaker 9: poured a little bit of salt, and you're supposed to...
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  Speaker 9: put it behind your back or something, but she wasn't
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  Speaker 9: paying attention. And she just threw the entire salt shaker.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to put the sign of the cross. You
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  Speaker 1: do sign of the cross in the, in the salt.
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  Speaker 1: And then you throw the salt over your shoulder.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, but she's through the salt shaker.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Denise. Joanna, Joanna, what's your superstition?
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  Speaker 7: Um, my grandma used to tell me when I was,
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  Speaker 7: when we were younger, that, um, if there were spiders
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  Speaker 7: early in your house, like in the summer, that it
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  Speaker 7: was going to be really cold soon and that you're
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  Speaker 7: going to have an early winter.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably right, because the spiders are probably looking for
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  Speaker 3: someplace warm to go anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a superstition or is that a fact? That
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  Speaker 1: might be science.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm not sure, but this is also
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  Speaker 7: the grandma that said that she did not want to
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  Speaker 7: live in the 90s whatsoever, and she passed away January 30th, 1989.
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  Speaker 7: So I always believed what she told us when we
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  Speaker 7: were little.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't want to live in the 90s like the
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  Speaker 1: decade the 90s or her age in the 90s?
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  Speaker 7: No, in her decade. She was like 65 when she passed.
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  Speaker 1: What if the universe didn't understand her? She had to
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  Speaker 1: be clearer.
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  Speaker 3: She said she didn't want to be around the 90s.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't want to see grunge music.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Thanks, Joanna.
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  Speaker 7: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: There's a text here that, to me, is, again, just
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  Speaker 1: common sense. It's not a superstition, but this text says,
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  Speaker 1: I will not have a price to anything I buy
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  Speaker 1: end up with 666. I tell the teller to add
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  Speaker 1: anything to get off that number. Of course. To me,
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  Speaker 1: that's common sense. Sarah, hi, what's your superstition?
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  Speaker 14: My superstition isn't like a negative one, but I have
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  Speaker 14: one where if I see three missing headlights in a row,
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  Speaker 14: I have to double tap my steering wheel and then
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  Speaker 14: tap the windshield and then double one more down on
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  Speaker 14: the steering wheel.
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  Speaker 15: And then I get to make a wish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to steal that. I'm going to use
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  Speaker 1: that as my own because that's got to be something. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: did you say it again? I know, I'm like, how
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  Speaker 1: many double taps? Yeah, what do we do? Okay, hold on.
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  Speaker 15: You double tap once on the steering wheel and then
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  Speaker 15: you go up and you tap the windshield and then
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  Speaker 15: you come back down and just once tap the steering wheel.
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  Speaker 1: So four taps, four taps all together. Four taps all together.
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  Speaker 15: Double tap one up and one down.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to see three missing headlights in a row.
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  Speaker 15: Three in a row.
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  Speaker 11: And if you get out of the car, then the
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  Speaker 11: game starts over.
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  Speaker 1: Three messy headlights in a row has got to be
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  Speaker 1: kind of hard, kind of random, I would think.
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  Speaker 9: It's not that hard, actually.
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  Speaker 15: I'm like, oh, you're going to get pulled over.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, it's good. Anyway, thank you, Sarah. That
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  Speaker 1: is a very unique situation.
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  Speaker 9: Wait, can I tell you one more thing?
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 7: Can I tell you one more thing?
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  Speaker 15: So I was the one that got to call the
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  Speaker 15: other day and talk to Wendy, and she was amazing.
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  Speaker 15: But I wanted to tell you, and this is like
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  Speaker 15: no joke, I even sent you a text message with
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  Speaker 15: a picture afterwards. I was on the freeway.
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  Speaker 7: I was just going to work.
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  Speaker 15: I was getting on the I-10 from the 17. And
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  Speaker 15: as soon as I got off the phone with Dylan,
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  Speaker 15: she was telling me thank you for waiting and all.
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  Speaker 9: That good stuff.
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  Speaker 15: And all of a sudden, I look down, and my
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  Speaker 15: car is telling me, you need air in your tire
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  Speaker 15: right now. And I was like, what? And then I
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  Speaker 15: could hear my flat tire. I had a blowout on
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  Speaker 15: the freeway. So as soon as I got off the
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  Speaker 15: phone with Wendy, my sister was like, mm-hmm, girl, I
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  Speaker 15: sure did put a hex on you.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh.
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  Speaker 9: I am going to reverse that curse.
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  Speaker 15: I'm going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking about Wendy the witch who said to reverse
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  Speaker 3: the hex that your sister who passed away gave you
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of, like, she's throwing shade.
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  Speaker 1: On your life.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 15: And literally, and it was not, like, no joke, like,
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  Speaker 15: I literally was on the phone with her when I
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  Speaker 15: looked down and I just hung up and it was like,
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  Speaker 15: you need air now. And I was like, what? And
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  Speaker 15: then I could just hear it. It was making that
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  Speaker 15: terrible noise that it makes when you've got a flat tire.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, Good job.
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  Speaker 14: I was talking about her.
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  Speaker 1: Better go find an ocean. When my car tells me
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  Speaker 1: that I need air, I ignore it for three weeks. Yeah. Thanks, Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: Drive safe. Thanks for calling in. We got Disney tickets
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  Speaker 1: to give away. We need caller 104 at 877-937-1047. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I thought would be kind of interesting? Something
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  Speaker 1: different to do on the radio if you want to
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  Speaker 1: try it. Like we wait for caller 104 right now.
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  Speaker 1: I have to pee really bad. What if the three
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  Speaker 1: of you guys talk for a while, wait till we
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  Speaker 1: get to caller 104, I'm going to go pee and
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  Speaker 1: come right back. Let's stay live on the radio. I
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  Speaker 1: dare you. What the hell? Play the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Play the top of the hour. I'm going to go pee.
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  Speaker 1: Come back. Exciting radio. What can you get? What can
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  Speaker 1: the three of you guys talk about while I go pee?
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Can't do it, huh? Boy, you guys need that improv
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  Speaker 1: class back. I want to get that improv guy in
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  Speaker 1: here ASAP. We'll probably talk about your bathroom habits. That's fine.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: And we could also play the song that we're supposed.
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  Speaker 13: To play, too.
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  Speaker 1: See? Come on. Let's move forward and see. What can
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  Speaker 1: the three of you talk about while I go pee?
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: We could talk about Peyton's night last night.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great idea. So you play the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. I'm going to go pee. Peyton, let's see. Dylan,
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  Speaker 1: what color are you at right now? What number are
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  Speaker 1: you at?
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  Speaker 3: 22.
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  Speaker 7: 22.
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  Speaker 1: By the time I go pee, you guys are probably
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  Speaker 1: going to come back and be at like eight. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to need to run. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 13: Go do your thing.
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  Speaker 1: Go do your thing. First of all, this. KZZP Mesa Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper last night. How was it?
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  Speaker 5: Honestly? Rob, I'm not exaggerating. Last night when I went
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  Speaker 5: to bed, I was like, this is probably top five
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  Speaker 5: shows ever.
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  Speaker 13: Really?
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  Speaker 8: I woke up this morning and I was like, probably
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  Speaker 8: top three.
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  Speaker 1: It was such a good show.
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  Speaker 5: What changed overnight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who got kicked out? I think the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I just, I kept.
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  Speaker 8: Waking up and thinking about the show. It just was like,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know why, I just felt like so, like,
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  Speaker 8: it was so fun.
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  Speaker 5: It was so cool.
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  Speaker 8: It was so, it seemed as if everyone was locked in.
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  Speaker 8: Everyone was singing. Did you do the whole album?
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: He didn't do his whole album.
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  Speaker 8: He did some of his newer songs and then he
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  Speaker 8: also did some of his throwback songs. So basically this
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  Speaker 8: tour is the coloring book tour, which is the 10
• 14:02
  Speaker 8: year anniversary of this album. And this is an album
• 14:06
  Speaker 8: that really changed like Chance the Rapper. Like he he
• 14:08
  Speaker 8: I mean, he was big before, but he really blew up.
• 14:10
  Speaker 8: He had a ton of crazy features on that album.
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: Justin Bieber future like it was just off the charts.
• 14:16
  Speaker 8: It was all over the place.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: Were you kind of hoping he was going to bring
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: out one of those features?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Like, you know how artists do that?
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: They always surprise. There comes Justin Bieber.
• 14:24
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Just kidding.
• 14:25
  Speaker 8: A hundred percent. I was hoping that, but it felt
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: like we were right there. And I got to tell you,
• 14:29
  Speaker 8: it was like, so Chance the Rapper. He's like your rapper,
• 14:32
  Speaker 8: but he kind of gives gospel a little bit.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: He's very... He preaches.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: But he's like straight up Chicago, and there's a lot
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: of that influence in his music and all that.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: He's dope.
• 14:44
  Speaker 8: He had gone through some things before he devoted his
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: life to Christ and then completely changed his life, and
• 14:50
  Speaker 8: that's what he says this album was. And so there
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: was times where he was performing, and then he literally
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: started preaching.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: And I was like... I feel like I'm in church.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: It kind of like lit a fire in me.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh my gosh.
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: I was like, if I could find a church that
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: makes me feel like I'm at this concert right now,
• 15:07
  Speaker 8: I would be there every Sunday.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: He needs to make chances. Church chances.
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: Church.
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: He literally was in the whole show. He was like,
• 15:13
  Speaker 8: I'm going to make you guys my choir. So he
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: would literally preach and we would sing.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: Back to him.
• 15:17
  Speaker 8: And he did his song Sunday candy, which is, uh,
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: from his band before he was chance to rapper. And, uh,
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: I didn't realize that was a deep cut, but I
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: was shocked that nobody knew the lyrics to Sunday Candy.
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: So anyone else that's going to Chance to Rap, you
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: better know the lyrics because he was doing crowd work.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: He was going up to people and singing. Do you
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: think he was disappointed? He was like waiting for everyone
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: to know. It's like one, just Peyton in the crowd.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: It was me. I sing every single word.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Let's see what number we're at right now. Oh, hey,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: welcome back.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks. Sorry, we were just in the middle of
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: a conversation.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: You're calling 97. 97. All right, all right. Yeah, I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: repeat really quick.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: You're calling 100.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I rushed. I have a couple of drops in my pants.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Come on now. They're khaki pants. But I was in
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: a hurry. That is the worst pants for that. I know.
• 16:01
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Caller 104 is on line 40.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: All right. Caller 104. You get three of the 10
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: magic words we gave you yesterday. You win tickets to Disneyland.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What line did you say?
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: 40.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Okay. She said 40. Okay. Hold on. Here we go.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Here we go. Good morning, John Jane Rich.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Can I help you?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what color am I?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: You are color 104.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, fantastic.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: What's your name?
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: God.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: God? You're God? Are you our Lord and Savior? No, Scott. Oh, Scott.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: Scott.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Scott.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, Scott. What part of town are you in right now?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: North Phoenix. Right on, dude. Well, you're color 104, man.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: You're color 104. Mm-hmm. Fantastic. Okay, that's part one. Now,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: you've got to give us three of the ten magic words. Okay. Potion.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 13: Ribbon.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And star.
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: You got it, Scott. You win.
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: You're going to Disneyland.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: What are you doing this morning? Where are you? I'm
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: just sitting in my house calling you. I've been trying
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: to do this for a long time. All right. Well,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you're going, buddy. You got tickets, and you're also throwing
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the hopper to win the grand prize, which is four three-day,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: one park-per-day passes in Hotel of the Disneyland Resort, man. Congratulations, Scott.
• 17:36
  Speaker 15: Thank you very much.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Hold on a line. Scott just went. And by the way,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the next time we do this, Well, the next magic
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: word is coming up in less than two hours. 10.05,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: all the way until, I don't know how many we do, 10, 11,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: 12 of them. We do 10 of them. So whatever
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: the math is on that, right? So you collect as
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: many magic words as you can. And then tomorrow at
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: 8 a.m., we'll be looking for color 104. Hey, Mary,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: you got a superstition? We're talking about, you know, it's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: football season. Everyone's got these sports superstitions. What do you got?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: So.
• 18:12
  Speaker 11: I generally try to avoid watching the game before I
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: see them because I'm a Seahawks fan. I know that's
• 18:19
  Speaker 11: kind of blasphemous, but I try to not watch the
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: game if I'm at home, and if I'm at the game,
• 18:25
  Speaker 11: I wear all the gear.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: So by being a fan, you're a fan by not
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: watching the game?
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: Yes, because I have terrible luck.
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: No.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I think that's tough.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: When you're a fan of something and you don't watch
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: it because they're going to lose if you watch it,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: then it's tough.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't like that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 13: It is.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Mary. Thanks. There's a text there about Dylan.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: When you call our show, Dylan picks up. And I
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: agree with this text. The girl that calls out the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: caller numbers, you know, when she says, you call her 104,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: she has such a great voice. She should work for Audible.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, the reading the books.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody else says 666 is considered good luck in Chinese culture. Well,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not there. I'm here. Here means Satan. Yeah. Which is,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you know, not great. Right? Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: In fact, I filled up my car with gas and
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I had 666 miles.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: No way. So I drove off right away. I'm like,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I got to get this down.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I kind of like how Chinese culture has taken that
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: and made it a good thing.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good for them.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Like the number 13.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift changed that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Gallons of gas does your car hold?
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Not many, just is really good on gas. Isn't that cool?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: A couple days ago, it was four or five days ago,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I had a pimple forming on my lip. And when
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I was a kid, my mom would tell me, don't
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: pop your pimple. And then, of course, when it got ripe,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: she would want to pop my pimple. So I was
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: trying really hard not to pop this pimple because, you know,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: when you do it, it gets, you know, red, especially
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: when you do it too early.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: It stays visible a lot longer. And sure enough, man,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I was trying to dry it out with alcohol and everything,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and now it's just this little frigging red dot, and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: it's really annoying. And then I see this video that's trending.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: This woman claims she didn't get a job after she
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: interviewed because she had a massive pimple on her lip.
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: I get to the interview and the guy's like, hi, like,
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: welcome to meet you. And I'm like, hi, nice to
• 20:23
  Speaker 12: meet you. I see his eyes look exactly like they look,
• 20:27
  Speaker 12: they go down. And then I had to bring up
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: the pimple. So I was like, also, like, please don't mind, like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: the big pimple on my lip.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Like, it literally popped out out of nowhere. And he was, like,
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: kind of laughing. He was like, yeah, like, no worries
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: about it. Like, it happens, blah, blah, blah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 12: The day after the interview, in the morning, I get
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: an email from And they freaking rejected me because of
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: my pimple. I can't even make this up. It says
• 20:46
  Speaker 12: something about like we take pride in appearance or something.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, are you joking me?
• 20:50
  Speaker 12: Like they said it in the most subtle way.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: It was about the pimple.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Subtle. Subtle way. That sucks though.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: I think that's wild that they would say that's the reason.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have hired her because she said subtle.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Maybe say she's not qualified or something.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably a real reason. So my pimple last night,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I have to have the table podcast today. You know,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: the highly successful John J. Van Ness podcast, which is
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: also very camera driven, lots of video and stuff. And
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I was asking my wife, is she having that aquaphor?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Cause I, Aquaphor like heals skin. And I thought if
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I put it on last night before I go to bed,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: my pimple could be gone. And it was downstairs. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going downstairs. I gotta forget it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: And then Blake says, my wife, she goes, maybe Peyton
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: has one of those little star things you can put
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: on your lip.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Can I put one on my lip?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely can give you a pimple patch.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I have one here.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: I think it's not a star though.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Will it stay on the whole, like I want to
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: wear it in the podcast.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: If I put it on today, right now, Because it's
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: medicine too, right? Or no?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it has like hydrochloric acid in it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: But now it's not a pimple anymore. Now it's like
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: a wound. Still though, I want to put it on
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: for my podcast.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: It'll still help. And it helps hide the redness.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: So I want to put it on today whenever you
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: give it to me. But it won't fall off.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Well, let's test it for the rest of the show.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: We'll see.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Because I want to be able to like do this
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: podcast later when it drops in a couple weeks and
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: there's this thing on my face. I don't know. I
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: think it's funny. I think it's funny.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: What would be funny is if you were in the
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: middle of the interview and it just kind of like.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Melissa, you got a superstition. Yes, I do.
• 22:20
  Speaker 16: So back when I was in high school, me and
• 22:22
  Speaker 16: my friends, we used to like when we would make
• 22:24
  Speaker 16: it through a yellow light, we would kiss the back
• 22:27
  Speaker 16: of our two fingers and like touch the roof of
• 22:29
  Speaker 16: our car as like a thank you for making or
• 22:31
  Speaker 16: for letting me go through a yellow light safely.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 22:34
  Speaker 16: And I've always done it my whole entire life, like
• 22:37
  Speaker 16: since then. I'm 36 years old now. And I like
• 22:40
  Speaker 16: recently tried to stop and I can't like I go
• 22:43
  Speaker 16: through a yellow light and I'm like, oh, my gosh,
• 22:44
  Speaker 16: I have to do I have to do it. I
• 22:46
  Speaker 16: cannot stop myself. So I'm not like superstitious, but I
• 22:49
  Speaker 16: am like a little stitious.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Ritualistic. Yeah. A little stitious.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Don't stop it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: We're going to we're going to pick that one up, too.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: That sounds good.