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9-11-26 Hour 3 - NFL Week 1 Preview/A shameful LAY IT DOWN!/DRUNK TAKES · Moser, Lombardi and Kane

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  Speaker 2: here on 92.5. Quickly, before we get back to the
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  Speaker 2: football in the football weekend, that is Moj. This coming
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  Speaker 2: from the Detroit Red Wings Twitter. A statement from Dylan Larkin.
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  Speaker 2: Over the past couple weeks, Red Wings leadership and I
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  Speaker 2: have had several in-depth discussions. I've appreciated those candid conversations,
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  Speaker 2: and I will be at training camp with my teammates.
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  Speaker 2: When new leadership is in place, we'll talk further about
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  Speaker 2: the direction of the team. We'll keep those conversations private,
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  Speaker 2: and I will keep my focus on the season ahead
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  Speaker 2: and the guys in the room. The Red Wings have
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  Speaker 2: also stripped him of his captaincy.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because he asked out. So, what happens here? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but you know what? We seem to have
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  Speaker 1: had a situation like this. Not nearly the same, because
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't a captain, but Matt Duchesne. The previous December,
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  Speaker 1: it asked for a deal. It asked for a trade. Basically, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we will, but it's going to have to work. Joe
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  Speaker 1: Sackick was so brilliant. I can't tell you how good
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  Speaker 1: he was in all of that. He just... You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be forced into anything, right? You'll do it
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  Speaker 1: when the time is right for you. The odd thing
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  Speaker 1: with Larkin, though... I'm sure the Red Wings will probably
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  Speaker 1: accommodate him, but right now, the market out there, and
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  Speaker 1: with Iserman moving up or out or whatever it is
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  Speaker 1: he did... I'm sure some things are changing, but he
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  Speaker 1: asked out. But the team has an obligation to do
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  Speaker 1: what's best for the team. And that may be trading
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  Speaker 1: a ne'er-do-well immediately, but I think they'd rather just hold
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  Speaker 1: out and play hockey and then find the deal that
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  Speaker 1: works best. Think about this, though.
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  Speaker 2: Dylan Larkin grew up in Michigan. He went to the
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  Speaker 2: University of Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: He played for the Detroit Red Wings.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And was the captain of that team, which had to
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  Speaker 2: be a dream, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. That's a weird situation for a guy to ask out,
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  Speaker 1: is it not? Well, they haven't won Jack Squat. True.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you want to say that
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  Speaker 1: he's part of the problem or not, but how old
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  Speaker 1: is Dylan Larkin now? Is he 30? 30. So his
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  Speaker 1: biological clock is ticking like this. I'm trying to imagine like,
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  Speaker 1: think about this.
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  Speaker 3: My biological clock is ticking like this.
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  Speaker 1: So once you're in the league for over a decade
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  Speaker 1: and you haven't done Jack Squat, dude... You know, home
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  Speaker 1: or no home, you want to win.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say that John Elway was born in Denver. He
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  Speaker 2: played at CU. He got drafted by the Broncos. And
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  Speaker 2: after 10 years, he's like, I want out. That'd just be,
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  Speaker 2: it's a weird situation.
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  Speaker 1: Just be weird. All right, what else?
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  Speaker 2: To football this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't break my heart. What's got your most attention? What
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  Speaker 1: is it?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'll just give you the lineup that we have
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  Speaker 2: this weekend. 5.30 tomorrow, Ohio State and Texas. Then on
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  Speaker 2: Sunday at 11 a.m., we'll have Bills Texans on 92.5.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have Bucks Bengals on 9.50 at 11.
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  Speaker 1: Is Chad on that call? He has to be. He is, yes.
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  Speaker 2: At 2.30 is Packers Vikings on 9.50.
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  Speaker 1: And then Sunday night, Cowboys Giants. That's what we have. God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of Cowboys Giants. You know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: That's like the AL East thing.
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  Speaker 3: Used to be force-fed down our throats.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Yankees, Red Sox. Yankees, Red Sox. Yankees, Red Sox.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that was. I mean, I can't. I got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to say.
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  Speaker 3: I am so disinterested in Cowboys-Giants. And it's the featured
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  Speaker 3: game week one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've got one for you then, Vic. How about this?
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  Speaker 1: It is a really funny thing to say as a
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  Speaker 1: radio host. I got nothing to say.
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  Speaker 3: But just that game. I'm looking at some of the
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  Speaker 3: other games that could have been featured.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather watch.
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  Speaker 3: If you gave me Buccaneers-Bengals on Sunday night, Joe Burrow,
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  Speaker 3: Baker Mayfield, I'd rather watch that. I'll pick some more
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  Speaker 3: games for you. Saints-Lions, I'd rather watch that. Ravens-Colts, 100%
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  Speaker 3: would rather watch that game. Aaron Rodgers, Steelers-Falcons, give me that.
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  Speaker 3: But why does it always have to be Cowboys giant.
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  Speaker 2: Because they always think the Cowboys are going to get ratings.
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  Speaker 2: But can I tell you something real quick?
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  Speaker 1: Who's they? The NFL. Can I tell you something real quick?
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  Speaker 1: Because they do get ratings. That's why.
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  Speaker 2: One of the funniest texts I've ever gotten this morning
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  Speaker 2: in the appetizer. I'm talking about the Niners-Rams game from yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Texture says, who cares about the game?
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  Speaker 1: It's done. Let's move on.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, do you know what my job is?
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  Speaker 1: The game's over.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on to something else.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I talk about the things that get done.
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  Speaker 1: That's what this is. It's what you're listening to. Go outside, nerd.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do a little mental exercise here, Vic. There's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a team that is going to be better
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  Speaker 1: than we think. And they're going to make a playoff run,
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  Speaker 1: and you don't expect it right now. Who's it going
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  Speaker 1: to be? Give me your name. That's the thing. Carolina
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  Speaker 1: won their division last year at 8-9. Now, listen, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying the Jags came out of nowhere, but they
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  Speaker 1: were a 13-4 football team last year. Right? I want
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  Speaker 1: to play this game. I don't want it to be.
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  Speaker 1: Houston in the same damn division. They're 12-5.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to give me a team that was
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  Speaker 2: terrible last year that you think could be good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't want you to choose, like, who's the
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  Speaker 2: team that missed the playoffs and can make it.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, Detroit. Doesn't count. The Dallas Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: were a 7-9 team. Okay. I think fully healthy, the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys are an 11-win team. Would the Colts qualify?
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  Speaker 1: They weren't terrible, but they lost their season when they
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  Speaker 1: lost their quarterback. Don't give me that. They were really
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  Speaker 1: good until Daniel Jones got hurt. I mean, that feels
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  Speaker 1: like a cheat. Why is that a cheat? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's my team. It's like saying Simpson Addy's going to
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  Speaker 1: be good. Yeah, they weren't a suck hole, though, Vic.
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  Speaker 1: I think what Brett's looking for here is a suck hole.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so a suck hole that makes the playoffs
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  Speaker 1: or a suck hole that just much improves? No, that
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  Speaker 1: just improves. Well, how do you go from the NFC
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  Speaker 1: championship game one year? to 5-12 the next year, which
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  Speaker 1: is what the Washington Commanders did. I got two. Is
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  Speaker 1: it possible that all of a sudden Jaden Daniels puts
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  Speaker 1: his head back on straight and his body is good
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  Speaker 1: and he leads them back to double digits? I was
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  Speaker 1: going to say, I got two.
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  Speaker 2: I think Washington might be a little bit of a
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  Speaker 2: cheat because Jaden Daniels has been there before.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing. Everything's a cheat. No, no, I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you one. I think the Saints are going to
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  Speaker 1: be good. I was looking at the Saints. I think
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  Speaker 1: the Saints are going to be good.
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  Speaker 3: I think the Saints can win seven, eight games.
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  Speaker 1: Is that good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they'll be like a 9-8 type of team,
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  Speaker 2: a 500 team. Tyler Shuck, when he got put in
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  Speaker 2: the starting lineup, they won football games at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that division is not very good, dude. Yeah? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: so to say the Saints can go from 6-11 to
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  Speaker 1: win the division, nobody finished above 500 in that crap hole.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the Falcons stink. The Buccaneers, I mean, they
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  Speaker 1: didn't make the playoffs, but they were an 8-9 team
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  Speaker 1: along with the Carolina Panthers who won the stupid division.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling this....
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  Speaker 2: I'm intrigued by, intrigued by.
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  Speaker 1: The Jets.
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  Speaker 2: They had a ton of draft picks. They had a
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  Speaker 2: ton of young talent that just got thrown into this roster. Now,
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  Speaker 2: their problem is they're starting Geno.
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  Speaker 1: I hate that.
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  Speaker 2: But think about this for a second. They brought in,
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  Speaker 2: what are you whispering? They brought in Omar Cooper Jr.,
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  Speaker 2: the wide receiver out of Indiana, who I think was
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  Speaker 2: a really good player in college. They drafted that Kenyon
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  Speaker 2: Sadiq kid at Oregon. They have Brees Hall still.
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  Speaker 1: Garrett Wilson. I think they're intriguing. Call me crazy. I
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  Speaker 1: think they suck. I think the whole organization is a mess,
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  Speaker 1: a lack of continuity, a lack of focus, a lack
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  Speaker 1: of vision, a lack of direction. That's the New York
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  Speaker 1: Jets in a nutshell. They are junk, bro. Junk. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you. But then, again, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: have– I go back to the playoffs last year, Vic,
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  Speaker 1: and I say, all right, well, which of these teams
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  Speaker 1: in the AFC is going to bounce out? Will it
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  Speaker 1: be the Broncos? No. Could it be the Patriots now?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not, but Drake may better get his crap together.
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  Speaker 1: Patriots faced a very easy schedule last year. Think about
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  Speaker 1: the division, though, the Jaguars. Are they going to go away?
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  Speaker 2: Know how much I'm buying into Jacksonville and that being legit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They gave the Broncos the biggest beating
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  Speaker 1: of the season. They did. They spanked them in their joint.
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  Speaker 1: They got hot late. I mean, Pittsburgh. When they came
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  Speaker 1: in here, I looked at a team and I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's a damn good team. I mean, Pittsburgh's the easy one.
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  Speaker 1: Put it this way. If you're going to take the
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  Speaker 1: Jags out, then do you necessarily have to put somebody
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  Speaker 1: else back in? Because the Houston Texans in the same
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  Speaker 1: division were a 12-5 team.
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  Speaker 3: I think Stroud lost some confidence in that playoff run
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  Speaker 3: And I think.
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  Speaker 1: They could be the team that falls back. But their
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  Speaker 1: defense is so good, Vic. Their defense is... Those guys ball.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: The Pittsburgh Steelers are a waste of time to me.
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  Speaker 2: There's no point to the Pittsburgh Steelers. There's no point.
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  Speaker 2: Is Mike McCarthy and 49-year-old Aaron Rodgers actually going to
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  Speaker 2: do anything of substance?
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  Speaker 1: No, but they've got... man, anytime you got DK Metcalf
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  Speaker 1: on your team and Aaron to throw the football. They
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  Speaker 1: did that last year. And they won the division at 10-7.
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  Speaker 1: The Browns ain't doing anything. You know that. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: If you want a team, though, if you want a
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  Speaker 1: sneaky pick to go to the AFC championship game.
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  Speaker 2: To go to the championship?
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  Speaker 1: AFC title game. To win the division and go to
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  Speaker 1: the AFC title game. Who would you consider sneaky? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's sneaky or not, but you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans. The Baltimore Ravens. Yeah. Brand-new coaching staff, brand-new everything,
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  Speaker 1: healthy Lamar Jackson, who's still a total stud. Derrick Henry,
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  Speaker 1: I know he's getting, I don't want to say long
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  Speaker 1: in the tooth, because what is he now? He's in
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  Speaker 1: his 30s. He's low 30s. But I'm telling you right now, man,
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  Speaker 1: that I think you, Mark Andrews is still catching the
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  Speaker 1: ball at the tight end spot. They got Zay Flowers.
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  Speaker 1: This team... They had a lot going against them, and
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  Speaker 1: the Harbaugh message got stale and old and so on.
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  Speaker 1: He was there forever.
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  Speaker 2: Two days ago.
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  Speaker 1: And now, dude, I think they were 8-9. I think
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  Speaker 1: they could easily be a 12-win team.
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  Speaker 2: Two days ago, I did the unbelievable thing that nobody
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  Speaker 2: else on earth can do except for myself and Nelly,
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  Speaker 2: which is NFL power rankings with tears.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody does it. They can only do one or the other.
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  Speaker 1: I do both. With tears like crying tears? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Like tears on a cake. Tears. And in this tear....
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  Speaker 2: I have Bleeper get off the pot. And in that
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  Speaker 2: category was.
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  Speaker 1: The Ravens, the Bills, and the Eagles. And the Packers, actually. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles won the Super Bowl a couple of years ago, man.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're in that category because it's like, tell me
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  Speaker 2: you like your quarterback and your coach or get rid
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  Speaker 2: of both of them, okay? That's where the bleep or
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  Speaker 2: get off the pot comes in. Can't have every year
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  Speaker 2: that the Eagles don't win a Super Bowl. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: Sirianni sucks and so does Jalen Hurts. And then they
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  Speaker 2: win the Super Bowl and it's like, never mind. These
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  Speaker 2: guys are awesome. That is what I'm talking about. But
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  Speaker 2: with the Ravens and the Bills and the Packers.
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  Speaker 1: Every year I.
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  Speaker 2: Hear about these teams and specifically their quarterbacks, this is
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  Speaker 2: the year for them. This is the one where they're
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  Speaker 2: going to win games and then they're going to win
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  Speaker 2: games in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: And neither of them do it.
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  Speaker 2: Josh Allen, how about this? Those three quarterbacks that we
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  Speaker 2: all consider really good, right? Jordan Love, Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen.
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  Speaker 2: Can you guys give me a single significant moment in
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  Speaker 2: their career?
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  Speaker 1: Any one of the three. Josh Allen?
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  Speaker 2: Significant big-time win in their career.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it wasn't a win when they lost to Kansas City, though,
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  Speaker 3: and he went there and it was back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: That was pretty significant. True. And they didn't lose because
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen didn't do anything. No, they lost because Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Holmes dialed it up in 13 seconds. Well, they lost because...
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  Speaker 1: His Tyree kill was open on a short route. The
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  Speaker 1: reason they lost, and this is the God's honest truth,
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  Speaker 1: is because the Chiefs got the ball in overtime. That's
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  Speaker 1: the reason they lost. If the Bills had won that toss,
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  Speaker 1: the Bills would have driven right down the field and
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  Speaker 1: stuffed it in the end zone, and they would have
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  Speaker 1: been on their way to the Super Bowl. Vic, you
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  Speaker 1: are right, though. End of story.
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  Speaker 2: The back and forth at the end of that fourth
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  Speaker 2: quarter was a big-time moment.
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  Speaker 1: Legendary.
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  Speaker 2: But a significant win from any one of those three
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  Speaker 2: that we consider pretty elite quarterbacks in this league.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have one. None of them.
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  Speaker 2: And they play on good teams, man.
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  Speaker 1: Good teams. Then why are two of them MVPs?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You've got all these MVPs, and there's nothing of significance
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  Speaker 1: to show for any of that between them. Brock Purdy's
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  Speaker 1: not an MVP. He's won bigger games. Huge. Correct?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Correct? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Drake May finished second in MVP. He's won bigger games.
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  Speaker 3: Bo Nix is an MVP. Last time I checked, he
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  Speaker 3: beat the MVP.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was a hell of a football game. That's Chiefs? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of the craziest finishes ever. I still go
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  Speaker 3: back to yesterday's game. I say yesterday because there was
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  Speaker 3: light out when I'm watching that game.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm looking at Brock Purdy, and I'm saying to myself,
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  Speaker 3: Bronco fans, you have to– when I made the comparison
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  Speaker 3: last year, I said a good comp for Bo Nix
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  Speaker 3: is Brock Purdy. And I'll never forget when I said it.
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  Speaker 3: People were so offended as if how dare you compare
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  Speaker 3: our hero to someone with that lowest ceiling.
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  Speaker 1: I said, what are you talking about? Brock Purdy's a
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  Speaker 1: really good quarterback. Let me get to it real quick.
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  Speaker 1: So last year was the regulation. It was a couple
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  Speaker 1: years before was the OT at Arrowhead. Yeah. Where Mahomes
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  Speaker 1: drove him down, they kicked the field goal, then they
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  Speaker 1: won the coin toss, and they won an OT 42-36.
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  Speaker 1: That was the game. So that was the game that
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  Speaker 1: whoever won the coin toss wins. That was that game.
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  Speaker 1: And then they changed the rules. Whatever. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So I told you.
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  Speaker 1: 9-20. 9-20.
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  Speaker 2: A chance to win $ 100 in scratchers, and we hold
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  Speaker 2: Moj accountable for his laid-down picks.
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  Speaker 1: Next. Moj Lombardi. I was trying to do it before
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  Speaker 1: you got back in. Moj Lombardi and Kane on this
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  Speaker 1: football Friday. What about the scratchers? What? What's with the scratchers?
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me. Talk to me, Goose. Nelly, I need
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  Speaker 1: that back immediately. What's our names again? Moj Lombardi. Fowl. Fowl. Fowl. Fowl.
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  Speaker 3: Fowl.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so here's what's going to happen. People, you can
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  Speaker 2: win $ 100 in scratchers in a moment.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you how.
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  Speaker 2: But first, we are embarking in a new era of
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  Speaker 2: the lay it down. And it is the accountability era.
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  Speaker 2: We need to hold Moj accountable for these picks.
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  Speaker 1: We have to.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, what use is it if he's just
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  Speaker 3: going to sit here and spew this stuff every week
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  Speaker 3: with no....
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  Speaker 1: No penalty.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, I think that we need this just to know,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: is it better to bet with Moj or fade the Moj?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: And so here's what's going to happen. Man, that hurts, man.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: We're going to give you... It's supposed to be your
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: partner here, bro.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: We're going to give you recaps of Moj's picks. And
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: we're going to play them back and see how he did.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: And Moj's got to earn his music. He loves Lay
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: It Down. He loves Rat.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I think everybody loves Lay It Down. But the only
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: way you're going to get this most. It's America's hottest
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: growing contest.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: The only way you're going to get your music, the
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: thing that you love the most, your 80s hair metal,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: is by doing well at these picks. So if you
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: did well last week, then you get your music. If not,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: you get something else. So let's take a recap of
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: last week.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: All right. That was a recap from three minutes ago.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Try that again. Do that again, Nellie. Colorado State and Wyoming,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: the border war. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Time out, time out, time out.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Let's give him some music underneath this. Give him something.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I want something to, like, really emphasize these picks from
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: last week. And sorry, guys, we're doing this on the fly.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: We just kind of thought of this recently. So just
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: give him a little something.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Not that. Not that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Just give me some NFL primetime or something like that
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: to put underneath this. We have these picks that are
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: going to mean something here.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: We have to see what Moser did. I've been working
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: hard on these. It's not like I'm just pulling it
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: out my backside. I work hard. I study. It almost
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: makes it worse if you don't do well.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: So let's go ahead and hear the picks from last week.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Colorado, state, and Wyoming. The border war. The over-under is
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: 47 and a half. I'd take the under on that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? But it was 48!
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: It was a half a point! Oh god. Continue. Because
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the Baylor Bears suck.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: They're taking on Auburn. Seven and a half ain't nearly enough.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Is that the line? Just seven and a half? Seven
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: and a half, yes. Ooh! The Tigers at home against
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Burt's Bears. Minus seven and a half. Lay it down!
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Number seven, Miami, is on the road to Stanford. It's
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Miami minus 24 and a half and silly Palo Alto.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Lay it down! Got that. But if you look at
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: the coach's poll, Clemson comes in at 23. Either way,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: they're getting 10.5 against LSU. This is a bounce-back year
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: for the Clemson Tigers in a game that's going to
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: be one of the marquee games of the weekend, El Tigres.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Say it, El Tigres. El Tigres. Plus 10.5. Levit, again,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: escapes the pocket. Scanning. Makes a cut and is knocked down. Touchdown, LSU. Levit.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: His second touchdown run. They've now run for 213 yards.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Last year, they were high. It's 166. They really struggled
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: to run the ball. That is not the case at
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the Lane-Kiffin era tonight. By the way,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: that was at halftime. Jesus.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So, Mos, you were a combined 2-6, I believe, this year, right?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That is correct, yes. So, here's the problem. Nick says
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: we need a t-shirt that says, You know what, Nick?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Fade it down.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: This has now turned into Fade It Down. But here's
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: your punishment, Moshe.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. How about just one more try?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: One more try with the goodness of the good. No, no, no.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: You had two straight weeks. I know, but I worked hard.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: And I'll do you this favor. If you go 500,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: you get to keep your music.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let me do this then, okay? We'll make
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: this today the last time because I feel good about
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: this week a lot. I feel really good. Okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Moshe, here's what's going to happen.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I want it. The people want it. Everybody wants it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Not at 2 and 6. So here's what's going to happen, Moj.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: We're going to play you music. It's not going to
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: be yours. But you have to deliver your lay it
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: down with the same enthusiasm and joy as if you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Had your music. This sucks. So with that, let's lay
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: it down. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, lick the hands, Moj. Yes. Yes.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: All right, Moj. This is your punishment. Damn it. I
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: need the same enthusiasm as if you had your music.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. The Missouri Tigers in the SEC.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: You know, last year they opened up the season against Kansas,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: or they played Kansas early in the season, and they
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: won last year at home in Columbia. It was 42-31.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Rematch this year on the road in Lawrence. By the way, Vic,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: is your kid going to that game? Of course. That's
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: a big game. Okay, so... No, actually, she's coming home today.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I forgot. Oh, that's so disappointing. It doesn't matter because
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: she should be home because otherwise she's going to be
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: highly disappointed. Missouri's coming off a 54-14 win against Arkansas
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Pine Bluff, right? But consistency was a real problem in
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that game for the Tigers. By the way, this is
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: also a border war. They've played this football game since 1891. Now,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: the problem was they used to be in the same conference.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: They're not anymore, so in 2012, things split up. But nonetheless,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: that's where we are. And Eli Drinkwitz called his team
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: out in a big-time way and said, Hey, Tigers, I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: know we won 54-14, but you guys sucked. Austin Simmons, quarterback,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: pretty damn good quarterback. He threw for 252 yards and
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: four touchdowns with zero picks and got called out by
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: his coach. The Tigers are going to be highly focused
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: and highly motivated in Lawrence, Kansas this weekend. On the
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: road lane, five and a half, you take your Missouri
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Tigers and you know what you do? Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Lay it down!
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Lay it down! Lay it down! Who also underachieved last week?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Going from that to this music is so funny. It
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: hurts my feelings, to be honest with you. Vic, I
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm at the circus.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: The Oregon Ducks got a win over Boise State last
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: week in Eugene, and they got lambasted. Did you realize
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: they dropped four spots in the polls from two to
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: six in a win? Mama mia. Oklahoma State is hosting
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Oregon this weekend. Okie State, how bad are they? They
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: went to Tulsa last weekend and got blasted. By Tulsa, 24-10. God,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that cupboard is so bare. It's so bare. Steve Smith,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: if you're listening, you should be embarrassed. Here's the story.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Part of the reason the Ducks suck so bad, they
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: had 10 penalties in that game for like a 90-cell
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: or 103 yards, something crazy like that. They're going to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: be a much more disciplined team this week. Dan Lanning
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: has called his guys out at Oklahoma State. Sucks! Dante
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Moore is going to get off. He's getting off. Dante
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Moore is going insane. So you got the quacking ducks.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: If it quacks like a duck, it walks like a duck.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: You go on the road to Stillwater. You're laying 22
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and a half. You take your duck. You pluck that duck.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And you lay it down!
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I just love the fact that he's got to do
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: lay it down to clown music because he was a
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: clown last week.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I know. All right. I thought about this one long
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: and hard. Are you a Lane Kiffin believer now? I've
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: always been a believer in Lane. Okay. Well, LSU beat
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the living crap out of Clemson, which is why I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: facing this. It was terrible. I know this is going
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to be hard to believe. Louisiana Tech is headed into
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Baton Rouge this weekend. I'm not talking about the spread
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: or over-under or anything like that, except... I know Lane
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Kiffin and I heard the words from him to his
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: team after that win. He said, this is only the beginning.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I want to continue to punish every fool in front
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: of us. Louisiana Tech scored 80 points last week against
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Northwestern State, which is a crap hole anyway. Their personal
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: point total this week for Louisiana Tech at Baton Rouge
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: is nine and a half points. I don't know that
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: they'll score. So if you can get that line, go
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: under nine and a half on Louisiana Tech. Well, according
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: to the Times-Picayune, Lane Kiffin and the LSU Tigers, then
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tag Kiffin to go with my job. Well,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I can't even say that. Just Louisiana Tech, under nine
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: and a half total points for that football team. Okay, Moj,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: how many damn games are you going to do? Four.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I do four every week. Now, do you want to
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: end this or do you want the Brett coin? I
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: got one more. Okay. Yeah, I want the unsolicited victory.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Do you want to have the last pick or do
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you want us to go after it? No, this is
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: super simple. Okay. I'm on it now. The Miami Dolphins
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: may not win a game this year. Period. End of story.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: They may not win a game. Therefore, I hate to
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: do it, but Clint Kubiak and the Raiders, minus three
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and a half at home, they're going to win that
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: game by a touchdown. Lay it down, lay it down,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: oh yeah. Lay, lay, lay. Lay that down. Thank you, Bear. Lay, lay,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: lay it down. We don't have any clowns. Here it comes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Red coin, red coin.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Sunday, the NFL season opens up. 11 a.m. The best
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: time of the year for me. Turn on Red Zone.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: All the games on for the first time of the year.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are on the road at Cincinnati.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Cincinnati's a three-and-a-half point favorite. Everybody's got these grand ideas
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: of what Cincinnati's going to be as a football team
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: with a healthy Joe Burrow again. I still don't think
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: they've addressed enough of their defense. They lost Trey Hendrickson
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: in the offseason. I still think their defense is pretty bad.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: You want a stat?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Here's a stat for you from the Brett Coyne Bank.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: The Tampa Bay Bucs haven't lost a season opener since 2020.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: You're kidding. They're getting three-and-a-half points in Cincinnati.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Cincinnati.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So you take that brand new money.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That Baker Mayfield got.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: You go to that sports book.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: He laid down! Can I give you a quick VicPick?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Just a quick VicPick. It's all unsolicited VicPicks here.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: And I'll make it very easy. I'm not going to
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: get crazy like you guys. Texas is going to beat
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Ohio State by a touchdown.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The end. It's a me, Pat! You know what would
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: be good for the unsolicited VicPick?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Vic makes the pick, and then it goes.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Go to the Rocky Mountain Men's Clinic for your unsolicited
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Vic pick. So there you go. This is the new theme. Wait,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: let's test this out, Vic. Can you give us your
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: pick again?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Texas will beat Ohio State in the heat and humidity
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: of Austin, Texas by a touchdown.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: It's me, Mario. Yeah, I like that. So there you go.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: It is lay it down, and this is Mosier's new
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: penance for if he does poorly on this.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Now... That just didn't hit the same, did it? Earn it, baby.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Earn it. I'm trying to earn it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: And the rules are, if Mosier goes 500, it counts
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: as a win for him. Because you didn't lose money.
• 27:30
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• 27:33
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• 27:36
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• 27:39
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• 27:41
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• 27:44
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• 27:51
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• 27:56
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• 27:59
  Speaker 2: luckier than Mosier did with Clemson, text the word Clemson
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: to 303-504-0925. You've got a chance to win $ 100 in scratchers.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You know what? Before you scratch it off, there could
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: be anything under there. Even $ 100. It could also be...
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: A boat. No. It could also be.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: 800 yards given up by Clemson last week.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's a bounce-back year for the Tigers, though. It's a bounce-back.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I thought it was going... I really... Dude, I was
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: looking and researching and... Listening, and man, it was that bad.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: That was so bad. So, lay it down.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: We do it every single Friday heading into the football weekend.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, somebody texted into the show and said, when are
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: you guys going to talk about that Jokic interview?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting all morning.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: And I saw that Jokic did an interview in his
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: native tongue, Serbian, where he touched on a lot of topics.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: And I hope I'm not missing anything.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: But he was asked several questions that were, I didn't
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: think this was that newsworthy. I guess whenever Joker talks,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: everybody believes it's a newsworthy item. He was asked who
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: guards him best defensively. He said Zubats, Nurkic, Rudy Gobert.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: He said, I know people think I own him, but
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: he guards me pretty well. He mentioned Jalen Duren from Detroit.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: And the one guy he mentioned, That I think is
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: under the radar. That I've watched every Jokic game. And
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: I know this guy plays Jokic better than anybody. Can
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: you guess who.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: This guy is?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: It's a dude who's not very well known in the league.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: he played for Orlando last year Wendell Carter Jr.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah Wendell he's an athlete I think I saw.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: That yeah I'm telling you right now he Wendell Carter Jr.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: if you go back and just watch his games against
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Joker he knows something he does something And Joker's very
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: quick to point that out.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Really? It's a tough guard for him. Yeah. Okay, is
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: that newsworthy? I don't know. Joker lights up everybody. I
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: also saw where Joker said that he doesn't like to
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: be seen in public anymore. Or, like, so many people
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: now are bothering him that he's gotten a little bit
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: more rude. And he's sorry about that, but he's just, like,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it's gotten crazy, he says. Well, that comes with the territory, right? Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: That comes with a $ 70 million contract a year.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: That's the penance you pay for that money. And I
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: It's hard, especially for him going to a small village,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: a small town.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, he can't escape it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: He is, I'll say it, I think universally speaking, he's
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: probably the most popular Denver athlete ever.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Worldwide worldwide worldwide sure worldwide yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: That was my alexa what did she say to you
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: i'm not quite sure how to help you with that
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: i didn't ask you tell her i didn't ask you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: and i know.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: People are automatically going to bring up you know like
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: uh peyton manning and john elway but I think Peyton
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Manning and John Elway can walk into a remote village
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: in China and not know who's this guy.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Nicole Jokic can't go anywhere. He is known universally.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that that's 100% true.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Well, if he was walking down the street in Norway
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: or Finland, would people know who he is?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how to break it to you, Mo.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: When you're seven feet tall, people notice.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Just the size alone. Yeah, yeah. He is going to
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: be noticed anywhere and everywhere. Yeah, I guess he is.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe you get a guy occasionally that goes, you're tall,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: did you play basketball?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: In fact, Jokic might be one of the rare athletes
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: where he is, and I'm not saying he's not popular,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: he's vastly, almost less popular here.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Than he is out of here. Might be.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: As far as like being accosted by people?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:09
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• 32:11
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• 32:15
  Speaker 2: the word Clemson to 303-504-0925. I feel empty.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: You got to earn it, baby. Earn your kicks. I
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: just feel like this Friday, Nelly, I feel empty. Can
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I just hear the first bar?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: No, you can't. All right.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Wrap it up with some drunk takes next.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Turn it up, Nelly.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Ezra Hop last night or this morning or whatever time
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: that game took place.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: They're just a good band. They're a good band. And
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: they're good guys. The Jonas Brothers are good guys. Good kids.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Good kids. All right, here we go. Somebody writes in...
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody shut up. No, no, shut up, shut up. Wait.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Wait for it. The Waffle House.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: If that doesn't make you want to get up and
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: just move a little bit, I don't know what you're doing.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Kevin writes in... That laid-down segment kind of sucked. It
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: feels like you castrated Mosier. Well, I mean, he did
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: it to himself. Yeah!
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: If you give us a bunch of duds every week,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: you don't deserve to have your theme music.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You deserve clown music. Clown show music.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: If you tell me Clemson's going to bounce back and
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: they lose by a billion points.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: There's punishment.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: There has to be repercussions.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: As Vic once famously said... I want repercussions. That's how
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you get them. You like this? Turn it off. You
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: did not earn it. You can't play music from your phone.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: You didn't earn it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: copyright rules too, Moj. Come on, figure it out. Nobody
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: can even know what that song is by that.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, just quickly, we're heading into the football weekend. It's
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Bud Light Football Friday. Let's check the injury report powered
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: by Ramos Law, the official injury law firm partner of
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Broncos country. There's only one guy on the Broncos list.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: It's Marvin Mims, but he's a full participant. So you're
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: going into the season fully healthy for the Broncos heading
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: into Monday.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Totally and completely ready to go. Now we'll talk about
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: it more, obviously, on Monday. But how would you like
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to be the Raiders? I sent you guys that video yesterday,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the kid who drafted Brock Bauer. He's like, hey! I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: took a reach on you in the second round and
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: this is how you repay me? Yeah. You're out at
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: least a couple weeks. I mean, you could be those guys.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You could be Miles Garrett who goes, oh yeah, by
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the way, I've had this knee for a while. And
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that would have been good information about a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: month ago, bro.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: It's the first time in years, by the way, that
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Miles Garrett was held to no pressures and no tackles.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I don't remember the exact stat, but it's been like
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: seven years that that's happened to him in a game.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: And you're talking about That combined with Stafford threw for
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: like 150 yards. I don't know the last time he
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: did that. Like, you had a whole bunch of bad
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: for the Rams yesterday, and I would have to assume
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: that a lot of that stems from traveling to Australia
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: in a division game.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I'm looking. So much. It's so funny. I'm looking at Miami.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: The Hurricanes last night put 77 on Florida A & M.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: They had it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: 866 total yards of offense.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: And then Emoja said, oh, watch out. Have you seen
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Miami's schedule this year? Yeah, I know. It's simple.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny because some teams get ripped for
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: their schedules. They play one ranked team.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. One. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: One.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Here are the members of their big death march. Florida
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: A & M. Stanford. They've got Wake Forest, Central Michigan,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Duke is on that list. BC is on that list.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: These are all conference. Understood. Understood. But this is their schedule, right?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You only play the games in front of you, right? Yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Why don't they take heat? Because they're in a conference.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I just gave you the schedule of their conference. Why
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: don't they take it? Their conference stinks, Vic.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: But, Vic, you're talking about, I know what this is.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You're talking about this in a Notre Dame context. No,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about this every conference.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Like, the Texas Tech schedule last year sucked. I understand.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: The difference, though, is when people get after Notre Dame,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: that's a choice. Each week is a choice of what
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: they do. And for nine games of the 12-game schedule
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: for Miami, it's... This is your schedule.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you say Notre Dame's a choice. Whose schedule's harder,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Notre Dame's or Miami's?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Notre Dame's is harder. But it's a choice, though. Why
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: wouldn't they choose easy? I don't understand what you're getting
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: at here. But you make it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Sound as if you're trying to tiptoe and take the easiest.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, all of college football's doing that. They're
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: all tiptoeing right now.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm telling you, Vic, the Miami Hurricanes, look, A
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: & M and Stanford, well, Stanford's a conference pool, but
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: A & M, Florida A & M outside of the conference,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Central Michigan outside the conference. Other than that, the rest
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: of the teams outside Notre Dame, I mean, Wake Forest,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: not very good. Clemson, obviously, not bouncing back. Stanford's a
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: weird one, too, because Stanford has the ability. They have
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: been good. Like, they have been. Okay, so what about Wisconsin?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: They have been good, right? Nobody criticized Notre Dame.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: It always goes back to, oh, get in a conference
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: because your schedule will be better. I'm just telling you,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: there are teams in conferences and their schedules are worse.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you're arguing with. Yeah, you're barking
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: up some sort of weird tree. The world. Get off
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: your Notre Dame soapbox. You've been arguing with the world
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: for about nine, ten months, bro. How long does the
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: argument go on?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this much. I love that the NFL
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: is back. I hate that we have to wait until
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Monday for the Broncos.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It's going to be death. You guys realize that, right?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: When you turn on your TVs on Sunday and you
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: turn on the NFL Red Zone and you're like, damn it,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I have to wait for you 24 hours, like.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: 36 more hours, 30 more hours for this game. Do
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you remember me bopping into training camp day one? Mm-hmm. Bopping,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: almost getting hit by that lady in the white BMW SUV.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: You remember that?
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I almost get hit at that intersection every year. She
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: almost took me out. I think she was trying for me.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Came bopping in. Since that day, Brett, I've been waiting.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: And it sucks. I've been waiting and waiting and waiting
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and waiting.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Just on paper, the best game of the week would
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: have been Rams-Niners, right?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The second best game. On paper. On paper. Broncos Chiefs.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: So Broncos Chiefs, they're doing it the right way.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: They're playing it at Arrowhead Monday night. It just goes,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: it's another example of why they diluted Rams Niners and
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: made it basically an exhibition. They took away one of
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: the best matchups of the season. It only happens twice
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: between those teams. They took one of the best games
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: and made a circus of it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Well, and you'd think Patriots-Seahawks, I mean, that's a Super
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Bowl rematch, probably one of the better ones on paper, too,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: and it was kind of a mad game because Sam
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Donald was hurt five plays in. I still look at
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: this on Sunday, though.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Think about this.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Bucks and Bengals, I think it's going to.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Be a really good game. I think it's going to
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: be really good.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Ravens-Colts should be a really good game. Bills-Texans, really good game.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Packers-Vikings is going to be interesting. You know what's weird
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: about Minnesota? Go look at Minnesota's roster real quick. That
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: team's talented as hell. That team is good.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: But they're starting Kyler Murray. That's their problem. Everywhere else,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: the Vikings have... They're loaded with talent. What kind of
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: leash do you think is on Kyler or Carson or anybody?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I think Kyler has all the leash in the world. What's...
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: What's the threat? I'm going to play Carson Wentz?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess you're right. I mean, Carson Wentz at
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: one point was an MVP candidate. Long time ago. I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: understand that. What if he does to Murray what he
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: did to Darnold? That's the question. That's the question. And, well,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: then it becomes this. Is J.J. McCarthy the worst quarterback
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: in the world? Might be.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: If he can do this with all these different quarterbacks,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: your Darnolds, and if he does this with Kyler, and
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: It was before Darnold again with him. Somebody else was
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: pretty damn good.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: What can I think of this? Kirk Cousins? Oh, yeah, Kirk. Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: If you can do it with all those guys and
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: McCarthy's the only dude who can't play football, that's a
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: hell of an indictment of how bad you.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Are, man.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Plus, Kyler's got Juwan Jennings and Justin Jefferson to throw, too.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Aaron Jones is running the football. I mean, yeah, they
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: got some talent.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Jordan Addison, if he puts his head up straight and
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: stops getting in trouble, Jordan Addison is a stud.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys, this is a football question,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: but it's also a weather question, a climate question.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: What is your favorite month of football?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Is it September when you can still wear shorts and
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: go to the games and everybody's partying and drinking and tailgating?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Is it October where it's a little cooler? And there's
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: leaves on the ground. Early October. And you're maybe wearing
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: a sweater. Early October. Is it November when you're bundled up? No.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: And there's snowfall. What is your favorite month of football?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Early October is money. That's money. I'll tell you on Monday.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Drunk takes, please. Marjorie Lombardi and Kane present... Trunk Takes.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: For the record, I think this sort of dehumanizes us.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: And it really cracks at our credibility as a show.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Trunk Takes.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Trunk Takes are clips from throughout the week that slow
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: you down to... We slow them down to half speed.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: It makes it sound like you're hammered.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Nelly. It's a rivalry game in Division.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: At a place that has been a house of horrors.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I always have trouble pronouncing that properly. A house of what?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Of course. What's next? And by the way, Sanford, where
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: are you? Get out of practice and get over here
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: to the studio. What are you going to fight him?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I swore to God he's big. He would win. And quickly. Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: but I can give you one good shot in. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: don't think you could. Well, I'm a nether region kind
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: of guy. I'd get him in the nether. Yeah, you'd
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: get knocked out immediately. What's next?
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Like I said, we're a little confused. When I look
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: at my clock and it says the time, and then
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: I try to see my family's time, and then it
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: says the time, but it says yesterday. I don't even
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: get how that's possible. So I feel like I'm in
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: the future. And then also when we play on our Friday,
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: which I think is a Thursday in the U.S., we're
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: such creatures of habit. So I call today Tuesday.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: No, wait.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I call today Wednesday.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: All right. All right. All right, Kyle. That is like
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: a 1 a.m. sitting on a barstool conversation. Yeah, go ahead.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: He did play in eight games in his career.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did? Okay. So he had ten catches in
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: his career. Obviously very forgettable. I've got to know, by
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the way. Incredibly rude. Just bursted in. What's next?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: They would let us play with live bears, but we
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: couldn't dance.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Like, they had a live bear.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: On campus that you could pet and hang out with.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: And they taught that bear how to drink Dr. Pepper,
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: because Dr. Pepper was invented in Waco, Texas.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Hang out with a bear. It's hammered, Dr. Pepper.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: You're hammering Coors Light. You're like, this is the best
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: thing ever. They're like, don't you dance, turkey.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: What the hell is he talking about? He's talking about
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: no dancing at Baylor when he was going to school. Remember? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: The winner of the scratchers.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Congratulations goes to John Lovelet.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Congrats, John. John Lovelet? Lovelet. That's not a real name.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: John Lovitz. Yeah. Married to Morgan Fairchild. I interviewed John
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Lovitz once. He seems like a nice guy. Remember that
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: movie Benchwarmers? Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: And it was a Benchwarmers junket. And he tried to
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: sell me on a golf product that he invented. He's like, here,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: get this out there. Tell people to buy it. It
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: was like a golf ball washer.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Really? Oh, yeah?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Well, good luck finding a wedding singer. Who can move
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: and shake like this?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Three people got that reference. DJ. DJ.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: iTunes, Spotify, Mosambardi. Enjoy the football weekend on this Bud
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Light Football Friday. We'll talk to you on Monday. Get
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: ready for Broncos, Chiefs. Love you. See you. Later. Had
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: a dude playing a dude and whacking balls and playing
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: stuff with a racket and stuff. It was great.