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MoistCr1TiKaL Reminds AndyPants That He's Obsessed With His Own Daughter Amidst GTA 6 Meltdown · Papa Gut

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All right guys, Moist critical made a video about Andy Pants.
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You guys know how much I love Andy pants.
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You know, I have a quite a big backlog of this guy.
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He's kind of a he's kind of a silly little guy.
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He is a suspicious, he's a suspicious little guy.
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Especially this one here. This video here is crazy. 41
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year old obsessed anti woke. A gamer creates a game
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fantasizing about his own daughter.
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Wow, that's actually a wild 1. The game he made was yucky
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anyway yeah so I want to take a look at the video 1st and then I
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want to take a look at moist critical this video on this
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video what I find crazy is Andy pants a 700,000 views in three
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days I mean I guess a lot of those are from getting owned by
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moist critical, but still how are how I don't understand how
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people like this are successful. What am I doing wrong?
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Am I ugly? Am I fat?
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I mean, I'm successful, but I mean, look at this.
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What that. What is this?
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You know, I don't know. Maybe my channel brings in more
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revenue. Look at this.
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This is a video about me. Why Halo died.
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I guess that's me and the. I don't know.
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But yeah, this is incredible anti woke nonsense Cock.
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This is gay based. The end.
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A lot of gay flags everywhere. A lot of gay flags everywhere.
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This is guy like a this guy's like a weird guy.
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Oh, look at this. It's a God of War girl boss.
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Got it. More anti God of War stuff.
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Crazy. We'd love to see it.
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So let's get this farty sharded baby on.
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We'll start with his video and then we'll do most criticals
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video. All right, let's get going, man.
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Guys, this is Rockstar in 2026. And then, whoa, we're going to
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look at old Rockstar. Tell me if you can tell the
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difference. I remember playing like the
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Grand Theft Auto one kind of sucked, but that was because it
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was just very limited and it looked way different.
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Have you guys seen it before? It's kind of dookie.
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But I mean, that's just how the games were back then, so anyway,
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whatever. I bought this, what do you
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think? Looks like a dirty house.
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Can't buy my own clothes, you know.
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Sure. You can, but would they look
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that good? He's living in her place, being
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bossed around by her. I don't even know what she said.
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I feel like we didn't get far enough to know she's getting
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bossed around by her. How do we know he's living
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there? Also based leeching off of your
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girlfriend based in cell behavior.
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Am I right guys? Doing what she says and she's
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buying his clothes. All right, continue.
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Yeah, yeah. OK.
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You know, Brian wants us there for cocktails.
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Uh huh. You're 98% sure she's going to
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be the actual star. You're just making stuff up.
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OK, maybe she will be. Who cares?
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You know what you're going to wear yet?
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Relax, you know what you're going to wear.
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Yet a a line a dude has. No dude has ever given a fuck
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about what a girl was going to wear.
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Are you fucking gay and dumb? I don't understand this
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question. Like I don't understand.
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My wife and I asked. We had a we had a baby shower
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the other day. What are you going to wear?
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I want to know what she's going to wear.
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I want to match what she's going to wear.
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I'm cringes. What do you talk about?
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And she's the one telling him to calm down.
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Yeah, this entire thing was written by women, But continue.
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OK, what do you think? This is how I feel like this is
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how I would, I would, I would think if I made a video game
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about putting my daughter in compromise, my teenage daughter
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in compromising positions like Andrew Pants did in this video
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here, That's how I would. That's how I would think
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Sequence. Again, he's living in her space.
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Whoa, why? He's doing us a favor.
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You know, you need this info. I get it.
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You know, listen deep. I get dude.
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I mean, I'm assuming he has to like he has to do some kind of
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editing to pull the music out, but so it looks like but or
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sounds like OK. Does anybody want to be in this
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game? Does anybody want to be in this
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relationship? I don't.
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I do not want to play this. OK, don't play this.
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All right, guys. So it's.
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Fine, don't, don't play this. Here's the reality, dude.
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No, like this is like a real like 70% of people who play
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video games don't play for the story.
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Most people are going to play so they can drive around and shoot
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people and kill them. That's what this game is.
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So who cares? And all we know is he maybe is
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kind of like a deadbeat crashing at his girlfriend's house.
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Cool. Whatever man.
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Also, by the way, a little bit bass here.
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If your girlfriend asks you what you want to wear, this or this,
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just pick one. It doesn't matter.
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It's not about what you pick. It's about picking something
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because then if she it it, then she'll probably say, oh, I don't
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like that one. You're just helping her make a
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decision. I've done that before, like the
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first lounge fly bag we ever got.
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She's like, should I get this one or this one?
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I'm like, get that one. She's like, I like this one
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more, boom, we're done. Easy.
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It's not about picking it. It's just about giving her like
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a weird choice so that she will make a goddamn decision.
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Let's contrast this with Rockstar from 2013, a very very
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very pro feminist game. Hey guys, let's contrast this
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from a game from 13 years ago. What the We are women.
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We. Are free.
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We are women. You are great.
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We are women. We are willing.
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We have. No.
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Doubt we are. Willing.
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We are free, all right? I like how we boiled the whole
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game down to this one moment. Shut the fuck up.
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Whoa, thank you so good guys. The funny.
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Cool man, awesome stuff. Anything about the Jason and
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Lucia? Lucia I don't give a fuck how
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you say your dumb ass name. The funny thing about their?
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How's your how's your relation with your wife?
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Relationship is. Jesus divorce, I think.
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TA-5 made fun of this kind of relationship.
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Lloyd and Deborah, do you remember them?
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It was a girl boss who cucked a man and now Jason and Lucia.
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It's a girl who cucks a man, but they're supposed to be the good
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guys now. This just shows you how
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absolutely retarded and out to lunch Rockstar has become.
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Whoa, you know what? I find it really funny.
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This is this is what always gets me and I find it to be like one
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of the funniest things in the entire world is that like these
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weird little in cells that like get divorced and make videos
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about like video games where they're put.
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They basically make CCM of their daughter as in like pixelated
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form. They don't understand understand
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like the true male struggle, right.
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Like it do be tough out there to be a guy.
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In my opinion, there's higher expectations of success placed
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on them. So when you give me a new GTA
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game, when it's like, hey, there's some dude, he's got a
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crash at his girlfriend's apartment and shit.
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And you know, because he's he's struggling to find a job.
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Jobs do be, do be hard to find jobs out there.
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I'm sitting here and I'm going, Oh, this is this is the real
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male experience right now. Where are the jobs?
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Jobs ain't they don't exist. And when they do, they don't
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pay, you know what I mean? So like this is this is like the
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this is the game. This is like the male experience
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right now where like you're getting your ass fucked because
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you got some billionaire Dick heads that are just fucking you
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in the ass and it's hard to get a job and they don't pay very
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well and you got to live with your fucking girlfriend.
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That's like the I feel like that's one of the most real main
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characters ever, but here we go. We got the fucking king in cell
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over here. I'm pretty sure Got fucking
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divorced and he's sitting here and he's like, oh, isn't this
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like cringe dude? You don't even know what's going
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on in the real world, bro. You're a sneaky little guy.
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Grow up. Jesus Christ, yes, there, you
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made me see this is I don't know what they're saying.
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She looks crazy though. I feel like there's a little
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more than the dynamic you're presenting.
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See, this is the scene where she admits that she's cooking him
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and she's banging another dude. I.
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Swear you're crap, Floyd. Crap.
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You're not a man at all. Bob's right about you.
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This doesn't seem like the same dynamic, but OK.
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Who's Bob? I want both of you to go now.
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You and your weird friend. Whoa, hey, hey.
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My name is Trevor, sweetheart. GTA used to make fun.
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Of my. Boyfriend and now they don't
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their boyfriends are good somehow you know this guys, this
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is how much. I'm just saying it doesn't
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matter. He's just he's got a script and
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he's going to keep reading. It off star has lost the plot.
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Whoa, how are you? Whoa, guess what, August, Censor
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what's on the screen right now? The text.
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Hey, censor that as well, August.
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Thank you, Tony. I love this guy.
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Oh I love this guy he says slurs just like I do.
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Yes apparently somebody said look at the GTA guys.
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Look guys GTA 6 is woke like dog shut the fuck up and the
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comments are full of insell sheep and he says oh look a dumb
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N word. This is a weird way to say GG
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brother. I usually leave that part in.
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Yeah, he's not doing too well. Where did I say woke?
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Where did I say woke? He actually didn't say the word
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woke. You got to give him credit.
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He obviously is implying it's woke, but he didn't say the word
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woke. So you got to give him credit
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for not saying the word woke. That's so woke of him to not say
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woke. Incredible.
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Any comment you see about my family or AIC Sam is bullshit.
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With 0 evidence that that gay dude Charlie sent a bunch of
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redditors here and they're all commenting the same shit.
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You literally admitted it LMAO I can't wait.
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Pedo breath, you ain't been. Also the very feminist GTA5 had
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scenes like this. Audio removed.
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Do you think wokes are in 26? Wait he says woke?
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Oh fuck I just got owned. He did say woke, he's just
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putting it on the screen. Dude I'm dumb as hell.
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He said woke. He said woke dude, he said woke.
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What the fuck? What is this scene doing for me?
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Hey guys I'm sorry I honestly just have a ton of family shit
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to do today and I. What is that going to family
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court? Just don't even give a fuck
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anymore dude. I do not give a fuck about this
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game any. You obviously care a tremendous
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amount about this game. Real, actual GTA fan would not
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put up with this shit. And you have the pretenders, you
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have the cosplayers, you have all the queers showing up and
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being like, oh, this is totally fine, this is great.
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Who cares dude this game is about shooting people to death
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for fun. Like dude like listen I feel
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like I when I played GTAI never finished the games I would I
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bought like all of them. I would just drive around shoot
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people. I don't give a fuck and I'd use
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cheat codes. I don't care It's just about
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going around and shooting people till the cops come after you in
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the game. This isn't like a real life
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thing. OK so so the N word is literally
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said within the first 3 minutes of the GTA6 trailer.
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Is that true? Yeah.
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So I just watched the whole trailer, it looks pretty good.
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There's like nothing there's like I'm not going to restart
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this video because I already gave commentary on it, but like
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every woman in this is like conventionally attractive Miami
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looking girl like and there's no colored hair.
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Like I really don't know what problem you could possibly have
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with this. Andy Pants must be like an
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actual fucking just drool eater or something.
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This is based. It's not dude.
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And I just want to say every single it'll.
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Be more based if you want a daughter in the game that you
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can molest. That's what he's probably
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thinking. PTA video that I have made has
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been right, it has been true. I.
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Knew this was SUS when they had. When I when my penis got hard
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seeing a naked when I see a shirtless man I knew this was
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fucking SUS 'cause I'm hard as fuck right now.
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Quote Hot Jason with his shirt off.
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What the hell is this dude? What the hell Why am I tingling
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in my penis area? I only do that when I make AIC
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Sam of my own daughter and then put it inside of a video game.
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And then Papa got covers that video called 41 year old
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obsessed anti woke gamer creates game fantasizing about his own
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daughter. What the fuck?
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And clearly made this game. Let me remind you that every
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single GTA game ever. Did this guy just go and like
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take screenshots of characters and like put together a
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spreadsheet that he thinks looks good like?
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Has basically been about a single man doing whatever the
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fuck he wanted and now it's this boring ass clown dude in a
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relationship like. Gay as fuck dude.
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Aren't you married with a kid or you're divorced and made AIC Sam
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over right? Got it.
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Listen, this is what people want.
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This is what it's always so funny when you see these freaky
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little fucking like actual like weird predator creep guys,
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borderline predator group guys will say, make commentary like
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this cause like a lot that if you watch the trailer, it's like
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all hot women, right? Frankly, I wanted to see more
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fat fat girls, more fat white trash.
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But you know, whatever. That's just appealing to me.
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But it's like, dude, people are getting older.
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We're getting older. Apparently Michael also was
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married. So I don't know what the fuck
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this guy's talking about, but people are getting older.
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We like, we want to. I want to see a guy married
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shooting people in the face, you know what I mean?
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Like I'm not single anymore, dude.
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I'm a grown ass man, so it's cool to see like funny
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relationship shit. So whatever man, it's relatable.
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I'm a grown ass man like what the fuck?
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Hey guys, I have no interest in GTA6 and do you know why all
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this is happening? Because of think, really.
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Hard guys think really hard about why all this is happening.
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Oh, girls, the girl because they had a feminist day or something.
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A girl day or something? There it is guys.
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I hate being right. You know who makes spreadsheets?
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Women. This or whatever This is this
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guy put together a collage. He's a woman.
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I. Hate being so right in every
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single one of my videos because a bunch of women made GTA6 look
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at look at sad boy here Jason and GTA 6 looks like a battered
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boyfriend disassociated and dead inside.
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You just sit on Twitter all day dude.
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Oh my gosh. And it's because fat clowns, fat
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tubs of lard like this, made the game.
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Dude, you know this what this guy looks like this.
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It's hard to really tell because Andy pants is so terrified of
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showing himself that like he has one picture on the Internet.
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And that's what I find so funny about this whole thing is like
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Andy, like it's always some ugly fat fuck that won't put their
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face on the screen. That's like calls everybody gay
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and fat and stuff. Like if Andy pants actually like
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you imagine this dude is 41 years old and he has shocked
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hair like that. He has like, that's dude, it's
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time to grow up. You look like you hanging out
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outside of high schools. Like it's weird.
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It's fucking weird. So yeah, guys, now it's like.
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Everybody's like, look at the. Graphics.
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Look at the world. I play GTA for the story, I
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don't play GTA for the world. That's what that's what women do
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by the way. They play games for story.
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This guy is woman confirmed honestly.
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I'm sure if you just go into this as a life simulator and you
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want to like walk into gas stations and shoot people, I'm
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sure it's going to be a very interesting game for you.
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But for me, as an OGGTA player, I'm not one of these new modern
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cucks. The character has always been
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central to the GTA experience. What the hell is he talking
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about? And bro, if you go back and play
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the older GTA games, they are so incredibly edgy and awesome and
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hilarious. Well, the trailer is you
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shooting people in the face. And I'm just going to get right
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into the characters like. Let's get right into him, dude.
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Now you guys can see. Now you guys can see his face
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better. Just wanted to give that to you.
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Now you can see his face much better.
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Every single character from GTA5 and all the Gtas, they're funny.
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They're funny. You're immediately like either
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oh, I hate this character, oh I like this character.
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Cool. Let me ask you this, did you
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feel anything from this guy? My penis got hard, Did you?
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Feel anything from this loser who was like hey, where's my hug
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like? Bro, you are the where's my hug
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guy. Come on dude, stop.
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Guys outside of outside of the fact that they're it's clearly
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female coded and they're pushing feminism and it's the most gay
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ass girl slop video game I've ever seen, even outside of all
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this guy. Here's let me explain something
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to you. I'm waiting for some kind of
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explanation. When you get a bunch of dudes
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together, what happens You're. Going to say something gay,
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aren't you? It gets edgy.
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You got you were edging together.
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It's offensive. Why?
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Slur start getting thrown around, which I can't say on
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YouTube. When you get a bunch of dudes
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together, things become funny and edgy.
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Bro you're 41 years old and made a video game with AIC some of
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your fucking daughter. Shut the fuck up this is weird
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and boring. You don't have friends, dude.
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This is the problem. This is the problem is every one
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of these anti woke freak fucks OK, they don't have friends.
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This is the issue is these are the guys that got this shit
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beaten out of them in high school.
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They got fucking hammered. They got fucking pummeled.
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They got fucking beat to shit. And we look back and go we never
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should have done that and now here we are and it's like maybe
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we had we shouldn't have stopped because this is what ended up
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happening. A bunch of losers online, people
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like fucking Andy Pans and Lux Taku and the rape tone and and
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all these other rapists or whatever that look at lollicom
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porn and make AIC some other daughter, all these other weird
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freak fuck in cell like rapist people.
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They just have the most out of touch takes in the entire
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fucking world. Synthetic man's another one.
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They don't know what it means to be a friend with somebody
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because they don't really have friends.
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So like what they think is a friend is like, oh, it's really
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cool. We're just bad people all the
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time. Men are fucking bad all the
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time. Hey, guys, men are bad always.
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Oh, OK. That's your idea of a
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friendship? That's weird.
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Like, you're pathetic. You're a fucking freak.
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Like you think red pill guys are cool and so you're trying to
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emulate red pill guys. I think Andrew Tate's really
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cool. That guy is a sex trafficking
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rapist, by the way. He's cool.
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That's cool. I wish I was like that.
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When I get together with my friends, they go to a different
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school. By the way, we say a lot of
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slurs like that guy, man, good stuff.
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I love that. Yeah, the fucking pronouns guy
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too. When you throw women into the
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mix, it's like when the wives show up, like when you throw a
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bunch of women. Wives show up.
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I'm not hanging out with anybody without my wife.
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Into the mix. I I have no interest in being I,
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I am not friends with my with the friends that don't have
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wives. I don't care.
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I'm not interested in hanging out with you by yourself.
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Look at this, this is the original guys who made GTA in
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1997 into. All fat and ugly.
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I'm just fucking woke and gay. What the fuck?
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2003 when you when you allow. These are the original guys,
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look at how cool they look I guess.
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That's awesome, dude. How women to work on.
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Something. I want to hang out with that,
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with these guys, something. What happens to something?
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I don't know dude, you tell me. Sanitized, it becomes boring.
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Boring. You have like dude, these are on
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the screen you're in. They're doing coke in this
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scene. Why didn't you show all the big
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fat butts on them like that? We saw in the, in the, in the
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fucking, in the in the trailer. What was this guy's name?
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El Rubio from GTA Online. I'm only bringing him in just to
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show. Like this guy was so boring and
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I called it dude. Whoa, you.
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Called it a couple months ago, I said GTA Online riding is going
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to show up in GTA 6 and I was 100% right.
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These are some of the most boring characters I've ever
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seen, and do you know why? Because they're all Hispanic and
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you hate Hispanic people or something?
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It's because. Old.
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Because dudes wrote these characters, You want to see
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them? They were right here.
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It was all these guys. He's got a betrayal bro.
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This guy looks like he's a fucking Columbine shooter.
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What are you talking about? What are you doing?
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It was a bunch of dudes in a room, and when you get a bunch
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of dudes in a room together, they come up with edgy, funny,
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hilarious characters. When you add women to the mix,
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when you when you have minorities and DEI&DEI checklist
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and you have to have so many women in something.
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What's so funny about this absolute fucking moron that
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again made AIC Sam of his own daughter in a video game is that
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like, I was probably not going to buy Grand Theft Auto 'cause I
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don't really care. But then this guy shitting and
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crying about it made me watch the actual trailer and now I
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think I'm going to, I think I'm going to buy it.
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And so I don't know, maybe that's part of the plan.
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Maybe these people exist like fucking psyop us into buying
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these games because like it's these people are such losers
19:56
that it makes me want to buy stuff.
19:58
It's like, oh, this like I'm not even it doesn't make me want to
20:00
buy it. It's just like I wasn't going to
20:02
check it out until this fucking this fart sniffer decided to
20:05
make this video. That's when you get fucking lame
20:09
girl girl bosses like. Dude, look at this.
20:11
This is for the Gooners armpit. Thank you.
20:15
Lucia, this is when you get Jason just a completely
20:19
compromised cocked male. Why is he cocked?
20:22
This is when you get junk for the female gaze.
20:25
Look, you think a dude made this like, unless he's a fruitcake,
20:30
unless he's a fruit loop. Which dude?
20:32
What dude was like, Oh yeah, I want to.
20:33
I want to see a guy with his shirt off.
20:35
I don't understand, you want to see a bunch of fat guys?
20:38
I'm so confused. So yeah, guys.
20:41
Hey this cocked guy with fucking abs and muscles, am I right
20:44
cocked? I'm going to keep this short
20:47
today because like I said, I have it's Saturday.
20:49
I have family shit going on today and I just.
20:51
This guy doesn't do anything for work.
20:52
He pumps out one video every two weeks of absolute horrific dog
20:56
shit slot. That's like 15 minutes.
20:57
What does this guy do? This guy's lazy and doesn't have
21:00
custody of his own daughter. What?
21:02
Don't like bro I just don't even give a fuck.
21:04
Like I'm not giving this game the time of day.
21:08
You made a spreadsheet about it, dude.
21:10
You made a fucking. He made a whole spreadsheet
21:12
about it. We've been watching him.
21:13
He has a spreadsheet on it. This dude might as well have
21:17
made our fucking seating chart at a goddamn baby shower at this
21:20
fucking point. He like he spent, he spent like
21:23
fucking hours. He spent like hours making a
21:26
fucking seating like a seating chart, basically.
21:28
Look at all these characters. Look at here's the original
21:30
Rockstar crew. Here's a bunch of shirtless men.
21:33
Here's this character from this game.
21:35
Here's this, here's another funny scene.
21:37
I don't really care. I don't care.
21:40
I made a whole, I made a fucking spreadsheet.
21:42
You fucking woman maxed in this dude.
21:45
You did things that women do. You sat down and made a whole
21:47
spreadsheet about fucking Grand Theft Auto.
21:49
I don't care, I don't care. If you didn't care, you would
21:52
have made a fucking video. I'm sure I'll roast this game
21:55
when it actually comes out. Roasted.
21:56
Your fucking Dick's going to be roasted after jerking off so
21:59
hard that the friction makes it on fire.
22:01
Girl, girls gay. All right.
22:06
But oh, oh, and as I said earlier, Lloyd and Deborah, this
22:11
archetype of the cucked man and the man and the girl who's
22:14
cheating on him. Was she cheating?
22:16
She just looks like she just looks insane.
22:19
This was they were villains, they were played for laughs,
22:22
they were made fun of in GTA5, and yet this same exact
22:26
character trope is here and you're like, I'm supposed to
22:30
want to play? Same exact character trope,
22:32
yeah. This guy, I couldn't find it
22:35
somewhere in the trailer there's.
22:36
No, you're showing him shirtless.
22:37
Here is the other guy this ripped.
22:38
What, there's a shot of her taking somebody out with a
22:41
shotgun like reloading and sorry, shooting.
22:43
Somewhere in the trailer, there's a there's a like I'm
22:45
supposed to want to play as this guy.
22:48
I couldn't find it. Somewhere in the trailer there's
22:49
a there's a a a shot of her taking somebody out with a
22:52
shotgun. Like reloading and shooting a
22:53
shotgun with one arm. Like get the fuck out of here
22:56
dude. I think that's the funniest part
22:57
of this whole video is that the the this is how this is like how
23:01
low effort this stuff is at this point.
23:02
This is what all these anti woke people like Andy Pan synthetic
23:05
man the the pronouns guy are. He just said he didn't watch the
23:09
trailer. That's what he communicated.
23:11
It was 25 minutes. I decided to watch it in the
23:14
middle of the segment. It wasn't that tough.
23:16
It was fun, it was cool. And there's a lot like there's
23:19
literally all the women are like conventionally attractive Miami
23:21
girls. This guy's still saying it's
23:23
like anti woke whatever, gay stuff, whatever.
23:25
I guess because you're shooting police officers in the head.
23:26
I don't know. But it's just like, Oh yeah,
23:29
somewhere in the trailer she shoots a shotgun and like, I
23:31
just couldn't find it. This is his job.
23:32
All he does is make a 10 minute videos every two weeks about
23:35
anti woke shit and he cries and he shits his pants.
23:39
Like this is this is the guy. This is basically what Azimgold
23:42
does. This is all those people are
23:44
losers. Jesus Christ.
23:46
Any woman would get folded in any kind of a combat scenario,
23:50
in any kind of a criminal. Enterprise.
23:53
This annoying ass girl boss would get fucking folded.
23:57
I don't care if she's hot dude. I don't want to play a game
24:00
primarily as a woman. There's a reason every GTA game
24:04
has been primarily about a man. So yeah guys, maybe this next
24:09
week I'll make a more in depth video, but just wanted to give
24:11
my high level thoughts. My high level thoughts we're
24:15
showing he's showing the whole spreadsheet again.
24:17
And it's trash, dude. It's female coded trash.
24:20
And like I've have always said again and again, this is not
24:25
Agta game. It's a game for Cox.
24:27
It's a game for beta. More like GT gay.
24:30
The males It's a game for soft men, and feminism has taken over
24:35
the West. And this is just.
24:37
More evidence of the Jewish That's right, I said.
24:41
Jewish global homo movement. That is it.
24:47
It wants men to not be men anymore.
24:49
Crazy. Look at what this guy looks
24:50
like. This is what?
24:53
This guy looks like, by the way. If something else sucks but fuck
24:58
it, who cares right? This is what this guy looks
25:00
like, am I right? And by by buying GTA 6, you're
25:04
playing into it. You said that you're going to
25:06
buy it, you ugly doofus bitch. You literally said you're going
25:10
to buy it. But OK, cool stuff, let's get to
25:12
the next one now. Somehow he returned from Voice
25:16
Critical. You may not be a therapist, but
25:18
I'm still kicking in your door, popping a squad.
25:21
On your couch and. Spilling my guts.
25:23
Confess. Is this guy also Jewish?
25:25
He looks like Jesus, the best Jew in my opinion of the
25:29
entirety of history. Also the only Jews purses that
25:33
I've seen that the party tricks. Pretty fucking cool if you ask
25:39
me. Walked on water.
25:41
Wow. Passing to a little obsession
25:44
that I've got. A bit of a guilty.
25:46
Pleasure of mine. For the last two, maybe 3 days I
25:51
have been glued to schizophrenic takes on GTA6.
25:55
It is endlessly entertaining. And I am fixated on it.
25:59
It has been a source of prime gut busting material.
26:03
That's me. Just some unhinged discussion.
26:06
That's me, you know I am and. Today I saw a video that's been
26:10
blowing up that people are like actually opining on and taking
26:13
seriously, even championing for coming from Andy Pants Gaming
26:17
and if we're being odd. Yeah, this is Andy Pants Gaming.
26:20
We call him a pretty cool guy. Look at him, dude.
26:24
Look at this. This is 41 years old and this is
26:26
the game where he made AIC. Some of his daughter sit with
26:31
it. Allow that to digest.
26:34
Honesty are all things equal. That thumbnail kind of slaps
26:37
that puppy. Is an eye.
26:39
Grabber just big bold times new Roman cock.
26:42
Now what I want to talk about isn't even the discussion around
26:45
GTA6 nor the contents of his video.
26:47
Yeah, of course. Let me just do that.
26:49
But I will briefly dip my little piggies there into the pool.
26:53
Well that's really interesting because you know where else you
26:55
could dip your piggies into? Top of gut members?
26:59
Only content that I forgot to plug like 20 minutes ago, dude.
27:04
That's right guys, by the time you're watching this video I'm
27:07
pretty sure I'm going to have my full GTA React in here as well
27:13
as the EDP react. If you want access, you're going
27:15
to have to have a medium gut or if you want to still support you
27:18
can get a small gut which still gives you access to the member
27:21
only portion of the discord. By the way, it's on both Patreon
27:24
and YouTube, so you can take your pick.
27:27
Also, I've got a podcast with my wife where we talk about a baby.
27:30
There's a creepy babe. What the fuck?
27:32
What? Who handed that in there?
27:36
What the fuck? Oh, I forgot I put this in here.
27:39
Well, there's a creepy baby right here behind my wife.
27:41
Isn't that incredible? And there's also stickers in the
27:44
description. I'm going to have to talk to
27:46
Alex about adding more stickers. I feel like we could, we could,
27:48
we can get some cooler, cooler ones.
27:50
These are cool too. But, you know, we got to get
27:52
around to on that one. So yeah, let's continue.
27:55
And say that the cuck narrative here is a wild one to see spun
27:59
considering Jason has a woman that he is actively fucking
28:03
there in a relationship. And GTA5 Michael in one of the
28:08
first major missions actually textbook definition, gets
28:13
cucked. His wife is fucking the tennis
28:15
coach that Michael is paying for in his own home.
28:18
And then I've seen the cope the argument.
28:19
That's rough, brother. Be made.
28:21
Well, yeah, but they were poking fun at that.
28:23
Like making fun of cuckle there OK but he stays with Amanda like
28:28
he he got cooked and then stuck with her.
28:31
Like they weren't making fun of it the whole time.
28:33
And even if they were, if that was like the goal crazy in GTA6
28:37
right now, there's not even a morsel of evidence to suggest
28:40
that Jason's girlfriend near Lucia.
28:43
Is having. Sex with other men or that he's.
28:45
Yes there is dude in the trailer.
28:47
She drives the car while he shoots the gun.
28:50
Cuck behavior Like I said, the only time it's acceptable to let
28:55
a woman drive a car for you is if she's pregnant and she gets
28:58
carsick OK or you're shooting a gun getting.
29:00
Cooked in any way, shape or form.
29:02
So like what? But anyway, like I said, what I
29:06
want to focus on isn't even the video or the discussion.
29:09
It's the source. Andy shat his pants, gaping.
29:12
So this is a name I have. OK, Jesus Christ.
29:15
Been seen in a while, and it's one that might ring a couple of
29:18
bells there, maybe even give you a little Winter Soldier moment,
29:20
because a little over a year ago he got into that public spat
29:24
with the ACT man with. Oh yeah, he got absolutely
29:26
fucking violated. We actually covered that too.
29:29
Well, this is a different one. This is the Akman can't stop
29:32
beating Andy into the ground. I think this is a different one,
29:35
but they have a conversation with each other right here where
29:37
I also covered it. Obsessed anti woke gamer
29:39
stumbles into debate with the Akman.
29:40
Yeah, so I think the ACT man follows me on Twitter.
29:45
Not that I should care, but because Twitter's lame dude.
29:48
But I do be Twittering. Which ended with him
29:51
fraudulently striking the ACT man for posting their debate and
29:56
then like, like trying to like double down on it like he's some
29:59
kind of. What happened to freedom of
30:01
speech? Dude, look at that follows me
30:05
following back. Wow, my stinks are going up.
30:07
What the hell is this? You know, I'm not going to
30:08
scroll on Twitter because that's that's somebody that I saw porn
30:10
and couldn't stop jacking off. Heroic vigilante or some shit
30:15
for it, even though he is just a false flagger everyone.
30:18
Whoa, that's a slur. That's actually a YouTube slur.
30:20
False flagger who? Was Gangnam styling on him for
30:23
this? He became a lol cow that
30:24
everyone dogpiled and nearly drowned in the spitballs that
30:28
were shot his way for it. But I guess enough time has
30:32
elapsed that people forgot that this is the same guy, and it
30:35
also seems people forgot about. Well you just have to just
30:37
shamelessly be a fucking moron online.
30:39
You can make money so here dude, I'm sorry.
30:44
Censor the burp as if it was a slur.
30:46
August. Most disgusting part about the
30:48
Andy Shaddispants gaping story. This guy is an absolute fucking
30:54
freak degenerate. He made a game called Chad
30:57
versus the Gay Nazis. Yep, we covered that again.
31:00
We covered it, guys. We covered that.
31:02
It's right here, right here. And in that game he AI generated
31:08
child porn. That's not.
31:10
Which, by the way, is considered freedom of speech now.
31:12
I'm not kidding. Thank you, Elon Musk.
31:15
I appreciate you, bud. Thank you.
31:17
Appreciate. You exaggeration, a stretch,
31:20
defamatory or anything. It is objectively true.
31:23
It is a correct statement that Andy Pants Gaming generated AI
31:27
child sex abuse material for his video game.
31:31
Yes, because what he did is he made an entire story where all
31:34
the woke stuff was taking over. So what he did is he put himself
31:37
in the role of the janitor slash protector and he needed his
31:40
family to be put in jeopardy. Like his daughter, I think she
31:43
was 12 in the game, needed to be put in a stripper pole for her
31:46
him to save her. Because this is the fantasy of
31:49
some of these MAGA freaks is where they fantasize about weird
31:52
disgusting shit. They hope that you harm their
31:56
family so that they can commit violence on to you.
31:58
And they secretly think about it a lot and they get massively
32:01
erect. So, you know, kind of gross,
32:07
kind of gross, kind of gross. Even in his own community, the
32:10
20 people that played it were all very disturbed by it.
32:13
Bro you made a game with AI images of 10 year old girls pole
32:17
dancing. You can try pointing the blame
32:19
everywhere, but you made a game where little girls become sex
32:22
workers and dedicate it to your daughter.
32:26
What does Andy Pants respond with?
32:29
Yes, because people like you are doing this stuff.
32:39
Wow. What happened to wood chippers
32:40
guys? What happened to that kind of
32:43
stuff? What happened to us saying that
32:45
we didn't like bad guys like this?
32:46
We even called them out. So like there was this tweet
32:49
here really made a game with AI images of 10 year old girls pole
32:52
dancing. You can try pointing the blame
32:53
elsewhere, but you made a game where little girls become sex
32:55
workers and dedicated it to your daughter.
32:57
And he replied yes because people like you are doing this
33:00
stuff. I don't.
33:00
Even know what that means? You fucking psychopath weirdo,
33:05
No, no, no, generated the child sex abuse material because
33:08
that's what you guys are doing you, you guys, you guys are
33:11
doing that. So I had to do it.
33:13
I I had to show you how, how, how weird it is the criminals
33:16
are doing that so. It's true, but they're not even
33:18
doing that right. Trump's just actually raping
33:19
kids. You know what I mean?
33:20
He's not doing AI stuff. What the hell?
33:22
I did it. You guys made me do it just.
33:24
Look in the Epstein files, guys. We're getting woke, guys.
33:26
We're getting woke now. Oh my God, Rockstar got to us
33:28
holy. Fuck, imagine being this
33:29
thoroughly rotted in the frontal lobe that you think AI
33:33
generating child porn for your game is somehow a dunk at the
33:37
other side you fucking freak. Now there's allegations that he
33:42
lost custody of his daughter as a result of this and that his
33:45
wife left him. I hope so.
33:47
If not, his wife's a loser fucking piece of shit.
33:49
And also is he? Because if my if listen, if I
33:52
ever did something like that my wife would beat the shit out of
33:55
me. That's disgusting.
33:57
That's fucking disgusting dude. I can't find any verified
34:00
information on that, but what is verified is that the game he
34:04
dedicates to his daughter? A game that he put child porn in
34:08
by the way, and there's allegations that one of the
34:11
models of the children's sex workers that he put in the game
34:15
is modeled after his real life daughter.
34:18
Fucking sickening stuff. There are two major instances of
34:21
this in his game here when the gay not.
34:24
I think he has it censored, but these there's stripper poles and
34:26
children here just to be. Aware T-Mobile pulls up like the
34:30
Batmobile carrying 10 year old strippers.
34:33
Now obviously one sequence. And, and he's just looking at,
34:38
he's just looking at it constantly.
34:39
This is Andy Pants's main character by the way of also
34:42
Hassan Piker Parker is in the game, which is very strange.
34:46
AI generated child sex workers wasn't enough to fill Andy pants
34:50
belly. He's gluttonous, his appetite
34:53
not satiated. He had to come back around for
34:55
second breakfast and deliver another high octane.
34:58
Moment. Where you go into this room and
35:01
on most of the monitors there's more AI generated child porn on
35:05
it and there is a lot of it. Jesus Christ goes on for quite a
35:10
while. It's not just like a quick shock
35:13
thing. Not that that would excuse in
35:14
any way, shape or form, but he actually sits in here for quite
35:18
a bit for the scene. You know, it's crazy.
35:20
I could I'm actually going to show you another one of the
35:21
scenes. This is Andy Pants, by the way.
35:23
There's this moment where Andy Pants in the game, this is what
35:26
Andy Pants looks like. So this guy, there's a moment in
35:29
the game where he makes himself like that's supposed to be him
35:32
in this game. And he's in the AIC Sam room of
35:35
his daughter. And like he accidentally like
35:38
something happens and basically his like his pants get pulled
35:43
down. But it's not his fault because
35:46
there's actually like something going on like a virus.
35:48
So this is what it is. Here's the scene.
35:50
Searching around the Internet. Oh my God.
35:54
OK, listen, no, I was searching around the mom, Mom, I was
35:59
searching around the Internet and all of a sudden I, I was
36:03
downloading this thing and I got a computer virus.
36:06
I want to see it. Show me what you were
36:08
downloading. I randomly, I already I deleted
36:13
the virus. Oh my God, Mom, I had a computer
36:17
virus and I got scared that I had the virus.
36:20
Yep, I remember that. And when I was getting out of my
36:23
chair, my pants were slipping and I was pulling them up and
36:27
getting back on the chair. I got scared and and my pants
36:33
slipped down a little and I was pulling them off.
36:37
Mom, I'm telling the truth. I am serious.
36:45
I'm serious. I have a virus.
36:47
Yep, I know. So that's a part of the game.
36:51
That's part of the game. If you guys didn't realize that.
36:54
Here's Hassan. Here's Hassan Parker.
36:56
His name is Hassan Harker in here, and he named himself Chad,
37:02
by the way. I mean, you couldn't get any
37:04
straighter than that of it, frankly.
37:06
It's incredible. And even has the character here
37:08
call it out. It's a bunch of young girls in
37:10
some kind of facility. They're being watched while they
37:12
bathe and put on clothes. And he's look at his eyes are
37:15
open. I was just looking around the
37:17
Internet. And Andy Pants made sure to show
37:20
you the whole kit and caboodle with his AI generated child sex
37:23
abuse material that he's got plastered all over the monitors
37:26
in there. This is the face of a deranged
37:28
homunculus that is somehow so. Poisoned in the cranium.
37:32
That he thinks AI generating child sex abuse material is
37:35
somehow a dunk on anyone but himself?
37:38
That kind of disgusting shit. Shit in honor of his daughter by
37:40
the. Way should just be illegal.
37:41
He should have been charged for that.
37:43
I feel like but now it's legal so isn't that crazy?
37:46
This. As long as you don't use an
37:48
explicit child to make it, you can make AI generated season.
37:52
It's protected by freedom of speech now.
37:53
That's like a real ruling isn't it?
37:54
Disgusting. Should be classified as
37:56
distributing the AI generated child sex abuse material.
37:59
Like, yeah, there's a game that's crazy using that term,
38:04
that nomenclature very loosely here, but there's a game there.
38:07
But he also did knowingly inject AI generated child sex abuse
38:12
material and he was distributing it.
38:14
He was charging 10 doubloons libs owned for this game that
38:19
had this content in it the. Libs have been owned.
38:23
Really he should be wiping the sweat from his brow, breathing a
38:27
big sigh of relief that he wasn't arrested or charged with
38:30
distributing AI generated child porn because he got away with
38:36
that one. Because I I really think that's
38:38
exactly what he did. It should be illegal 1000%.
38:42
But anyway, I was shocked to see his goober ass face pop up
38:45
again. Well, not his face.
38:47
He doesn't like to show his face.
38:48
Maybe he's shy or potentially embarrassed.
38:50
Maybe. He's also just hideously dog
38:52
shit ugly, which is fine guys, me too.
38:55
But you can't. You can't lack that type of
38:57
confidence and then criticize people you know.
38:58
He's not proud of that. He.
39:00
Should have just made a wiggler, you know?
39:02
O Magnin with gelled up hair look he's got going on and he
39:05
likes to keep that one under wraps.
39:07
But I was surprised to see his name come up in the GTA6
39:10
conversation here with anyone actually putting any water into
39:14
what he had to say. Considering this is the main
39:17
maniac that made a game where he AI generated child porn that in
39:22
at least one instance may or may not have been modelled after his
39:25
own real life daughter, that is some sickening shit.
39:29
Anyway, I just had to yap about this a bit when I saw Andy come
39:33
up in the GTA6 discussion. It's really about it.
39:36
See ya. Well, I mean, that is Andy Pants
39:39
being surgically deconstructed by Moist Critical.
39:42
It's incredible stuff. We'd love to see it, but you
39:45
know how But they say sickening UIM.
39:48
That's Jason Genova. Incredible stuff.