Latest / The Right Time with Bomani Jones / Spencer Hall on Deion Sanders' crazy comments, Lane Kiffin trolls, Bruce Pearl retires from Auburn | 09.24
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the right time. A wave original.
- 0:09Speaker 1: My name is Beaumont Jones. Thanks for listening wherever you
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- 0:19Speaker 1: a hater. It is that time of week where we
- 0:21Speaker 1: have a guest join us. Check him out at Channel
- 0:24Speaker 1: 6 and the Shutdown Fullcast podcast. He is the best writer,
- 0:29Speaker 1: and America's greatest college football writer. I forgot my phrasing,
- 0:32Speaker 1: but now we're going to take it to, like, I
- 0:33Speaker 1: think that makes it fancier when you say America's best blank, right,
- 0:37Speaker 1: rather than the best blank in America. Like, it has
- 0:40Speaker 1: more of a vibe of national treasure. So, national treasure spencer.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Hall that's always appreciated bo thank you do you have
- 0:49Speaker 2: a middle name oh yeah yeah yeah it's a good
- 0:51Speaker 2: one edward.
- 0:55Speaker 1: I have to say um i'm not sure anybody like
- 1:01Speaker 1: i keep saying right now that man that's in charge
- 1:02Speaker 1: of the fbi nobody looks less like their job than
- 1:05Speaker 1: he does i think if i told somebody that like
- 1:08Speaker 1: spencer edward hall was pulling up i don't think I
- 1:13Speaker 1: don't think that they're thinking it's about to be you.
- 1:15Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. It's a very... It sounds like
- 1:19Speaker 2: a dormitory, first of all. There is that.
- 1:22Speaker 1: There is.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Additionally, I sound like some sort of paleontologist. Which, you know,
- 1:27Speaker 2: like maybe. Maybe if I'm coming in from the field. Yeah,
- 1:30Speaker 2: I could see that. It is my dad's name. So
- 1:34Speaker 2: the idea... And it never, it's always a middle name.
- 1:37Speaker 2: And I love having a middle name that you're not
- 1:39Speaker 2: going to use. There's no temptation. Cause you know, when
- 1:41Speaker 2: you're a kid, you're like, well, am I Spencer? Am
- 1:43Speaker 2: I not? It was never, it was like, I'm not bad.
- 1:46Speaker 2: I'm going to be this, right? Give your kid a,
- 1:49Speaker 2: give your kid a name that is a ship they
- 1:51Speaker 2: have to burn on the shores of their first name, right?
- 1:54Speaker 2: Give your kid a name where you go, well, that's
- 1:56Speaker 2: definitely not me, right? Make sure it's totally different than
- 1:58Speaker 2: the first one. So they have a clear choice.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Or, or, or in my case, number two, just make
- 2:04Speaker 1: the middle name, a bit more African and syllabic than
- 2:09Speaker 1: the first name.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Which way are we going? The shorter direction. We always
- 2:14Speaker 2: choose the shorter direction.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm taking you on a voyage over here
- 2:18Speaker 1: as Bomani Babatunde Jones. And I don't know if you
- 2:21Speaker 1: know this, but there is a Wikipedia page of famous Babatundes.
- 2:24Speaker 2: And I am, in fact, on the page. You better be.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Come on. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there.
- 2:30Speaker 1: It requires me to explain to people that I'm not
- 2:32Speaker 1: actually Nigerian, but I am.
- 2:35Speaker 2: I am there.
- 2:36Speaker 1: I am on the page of Nigerians who have a
- 2:39Speaker 1: friend of mine who is Nigerian, who made the point
- 2:41Speaker 1: once that she says Nigerians are the most exceptional people
- 2:43Speaker 1: in the world, whether we are talking about things good
- 2:46Speaker 1: or bad.
- 2:46Speaker 2: That is her argument.
- 2:47Speaker 1: And that is my segue into talking about a very
- 2:51Speaker 1: exceptional man whose name is Dion Sanders.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Now, this is interesting. Now that.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Travis Hunter and Shador Sanders are not there, and this
- 3:01Speaker 1: thing isn't really new. I find we're not talking about
- 3:03Speaker 1: Deion as much, though truly I think that as a
- 3:06Speaker 1: football story, it now becomes more interesting. Like, how do
- 3:09Speaker 1: you do this now that you don't have one of
- 3:10Speaker 1: the greatest college football players of all time on your team, right?
- 3:14Speaker 1: But he's also now the father of the backup quarterback
- 3:17Speaker 1: of the Cleveland Browns. He went on the New Heights podcast,
- 3:20Speaker 1: and the story got out last week in advance of
- 3:24Speaker 1: the Ravens game that the Ravens wanted to take Shador
- 3:27Speaker 1: out But he didn't want to go somewhere where he
- 3:30Speaker 1: would sit on the bench. Now, first of all, I
- 3:33Speaker 1: was not happy with that story being reported because I
- 3:36Speaker 1: was kind of like I was feeling like Rick James, like, motherfucker,
- 3:39Speaker 1: that was weeks ago. Like we had gotten out of
- 3:42Speaker 1: we had gotten out of this story and everything else.
- 3:44Speaker 1: But then we got here and I was able to
- 3:45Speaker 1: be like, oh, maybe it wasn't the conspiracy you rockheads
- 3:48Speaker 1: thought that it was.
- 3:49Speaker 2: But either way.
- 3:50Speaker 1: I found the logic to be so preposterous because the
- 3:53Speaker 1: last thing that boy needed to be doing right now
- 3:55Speaker 1: was playing NFL football.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Exposure, get you exposed, right?
- 3:59Speaker 1: He needed to be like, take to Rod Taylor, for example,
- 4:02Speaker 1: who was drafted by the Ravens in the sixth round
- 4:04Speaker 1: coming out of Virginia tech. And he was a better
- 4:06Speaker 1: college quarterback. This is George Sanders, just to be clear.
- 4:09Speaker 1: He sat for years until he turned out. He was
- 4:12Speaker 1: actually good enough. And then became a pro bowl quarterback.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Who's had a very long career and made a bunch
- 4:17Speaker 1: of money.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Right.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Um, Dion was on the New Heights podcast talking about this.
- 4:22Speaker 1: And I want to give you this exact quote because
- 4:24Speaker 1: it is such a Dion quote. And Dion says about
- 4:28Speaker 1: sitting on the bench. Why in the world would I
- 4:31Speaker 1: go back up Lamar for 10 more years? I've never
- 4:34Speaker 1: sat on the bench and said, quote, well, I learned
- 4:36Speaker 1: a lot today. Number one, he wouldn't be there for
- 4:39Speaker 1: 10 years behind Lamar. But number two, what the hell
- 4:44Speaker 1: is Dion said to sat on no bench?
- 4:47Speaker 2: This is why you don't learn from a genius. Don't ever– don't.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Don't ask– like Reggie White may be the greatest defender
- 4:55Speaker 2: of all time. I don't know. I definitely call him
- 4:57Speaker 2: like he's a top three defensive lineman of all time
- 5:02Speaker 2: and maybe two. I don't know. He's one of one
- 5:06Speaker 2: is the point. And he had a move called hump.
- 5:08Speaker 2: And if you've ever seen the hump, I can just
- 5:11Speaker 2: describe it. He threw you. He threw you with one arm.
- 5:14Speaker 2: You ever watch Rasslin? They call it the hip toss.
- 5:17Speaker 2: It is the hip toss. Right. But on the run,
- 5:20Speaker 2: on the run with a 300 pound man every time. Right.
- 5:25Speaker 2: And he could do it. He was asked to teach
- 5:27Speaker 2: everyone how to do the hump. And he taught them
- 5:31Speaker 2: in the way that he could, which was to show
- 5:33Speaker 2: them and go do that. This is why bad athletes
- 5:38Speaker 2: make great coaches. This is why mediocre athletes make great coaches.
- 5:42Speaker 2: This is why great athletes do not often make great
- 5:45Speaker 2: coaches because they 98 to 99% of y'all can't do
- 5:50Speaker 2: the hump.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the story about when Ted Williams,
- 5:56Speaker 1: in line with this, was the manager of the Washington Senators?
- 5:59Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Ted as a manager was like, go be me. Yeah, yeah.
- 6:03Speaker 1: But they had a part where they had a, it's
- 6:05Speaker 1: free traded where these two coaches got into an argument
- 6:08Speaker 1: damn near fist fight about how to handle a rundown,
- 6:10Speaker 1: the hot box, right? And one of them was like,
- 6:12Speaker 1: and I'm just throwing the names out there. One was like, well,
- 6:14Speaker 1: I learned how to run the hot box with Miller Huggins.
- 6:16Speaker 1: And the other one's like, I learned how to run
- 6:17Speaker 1: it from John McGraw and asked Ted to be the tiebreaker.
- 6:21Speaker 1: And he just looked at him and said, ah, fuck it,
- 6:24Speaker 1: let's go hit. Like these, these, these things that you
- 6:29Speaker 1: discuss are not like, maybe your coach could be Tom Brady,
- 6:33Speaker 1: except the problem is Tom Brady, such a maniac that
- 6:36Speaker 1: he can't like understand and appreciate regular struggle. So my
- 6:40Speaker 1: advisor in graduate school is a gentleman named Sandy Darity.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Sandy's probably the most brilliant man I've ever met.
- 6:44Speaker 1: I was having some struggles with motivation that kind of
- 6:48Speaker 1: sort of proved to be my ultimate undoing, but these
- 6:50Speaker 1: were the early seeds of the issue. And I asked
- 6:52Speaker 1: him if he had ever had that situation. He said, yeah,
- 6:54Speaker 1: maybe I've had two days, maybe three where I didn't
- 6:56Speaker 1: feel like working. But then I got right back at it.
- 6:58Speaker 2: And I was just like, ugh.
- 7:01Speaker 1: There's only so much advice you can give me. You
- 7:03Speaker 1: can give me guidance.
- 7:06Speaker 2: There's one thing here, and it's that any form of,
- 7:10Speaker 2: it's hard to watch your kids struggle. I will try
- 7:12Speaker 2: to look at this as charitably as possible. It is
- 7:15Speaker 2: difficult to watch your kids struggle. And if you are
- 7:17Speaker 2: in a position of power, it's difficult to watch them
- 7:20Speaker 2: struggle in a career. Therefore, as a person of power,
- 7:23Speaker 2: you might charitably want to help them at every single opportunity.
- 7:26Speaker 2: That is the most charitable reading of this, okay? Don't
- 7:29Speaker 2: be like, oh, we're just trying to push their kids forward. Yes,
- 7:31Speaker 2: some of them are. Some of them are just craving opportunists, right?
- 7:34Speaker 2: And trying to manifest power through power relationships. Some of
- 7:37Speaker 2: them are doing that, okay? But I'm trying to be
- 7:39Speaker 2: nice here. I'm trying to just be like, hey, hard
- 7:41Speaker 2: to watch your kids struggle. Maybe you're gonna wanna give
- 7:43Speaker 2: them every single advantage you can give them, even perhaps
- 7:46Speaker 2: unfair or unhelpful ones. I think that happens sometimes. to
- 7:51Speaker 2: children of coaches, to children of athletes, where they will
- 7:55Speaker 2: put them several steps ahead of what they are capable of,
- 7:58Speaker 2: anticipating that they are as good as they were. Which
- 8:03Speaker 2: on two levels is not true here, because one, Shadur
- 8:06Speaker 2: is not as gifted an athlete as Deion Sanders. That
- 8:08Speaker 2: is no slight to Shadur, because Deion Sanders is a freak,
- 8:12Speaker 2: a mutant, a once-in-a-generation type athlete. The dude played two
- 8:16Speaker 2: sports professionally previously.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Well, by the way, like one all-time great and the
- 8:21Speaker 1: other one, he played well.
- 8:23Speaker 2: By demand, not as a stunt, right? That's like the
- 8:26Speaker 2: market bore Deion Sanders on two levels in a professional sport.
- 8:30Speaker 2: That's insane. Second is this. It's a different position, right?
- 8:35Speaker 2: You can teach somebody how to be a pro, but
- 8:37Speaker 2: can you teach them how to be a pro when
- 8:38Speaker 2: you didn't even have the same set of rules as
- 8:41Speaker 2: everyone else as a pro? As a pro, didn't have
- 8:44Speaker 2: them in college. Didn't have to abide by the same
- 8:46Speaker 2: rules as everyone in college, right? That's how talented you were.
- 8:49Speaker 2: You didn't have to abide by the same set of
- 8:51Speaker 2: rules as a pro in football where you got to
- 8:54Speaker 2: play two sports, where your assignment was go be Deion.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Go get that guy. Do you think a DB's coach
- 9:01Speaker 2: ever told him shit? That's a great question.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Really? What hint does somebody give Deion Sanders?
- 9:12Speaker 2: Hey, that was good. Good job. Good job. Way to
- 9:15Speaker 2: make a pick that nobody else can make and return
- 9:17Speaker 2: it 99 yards for a TD. That's... Hold on, Spencer.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Spencer, I'm going to read to you the second sentence
- 9:24Speaker 1: of Dion's bio on his Florida State Seminoles webpage, because
- 9:32Speaker 1: he has one. I guess it's for being a Hall
- 9:34Speaker 1: of Famer or whatever. This is the second sentence. As
- 9:39Speaker 1: a freshman, primetime started at cornerback... played outfield on the
- 9:45Speaker 1: baseball team, which finished fifth in the nation, and led
- 9:49Speaker 1: the track team to its 10th conference championship. He won
- 9:53Speaker 1: the conference in the 100, and he walked in the
- 9:55Speaker 1: door starting, which brings me back to the question. Before
- 9:59Speaker 1: Deion came back with the Ravens when he was 37
- 10:02Speaker 1: years old to play quarterback in the NFL and I
- 10:05Speaker 1: believe scored a touchdown in that comeback move when has
- 10:10Speaker 1: Deion Sanders ever sat on a bench in any sport whatsoever.
- 10:19Speaker 1: When has he sat on a bench?
- 10:23Speaker 2: That hasn't happened. It hasn't. It hasn't. And that's not
- 10:30Speaker 2: Shadur's fault. Like, we can't... Here's the other thing, okay?
- 10:36Speaker 2: He hasn't sat on a bench. Shadur's going to. Sitting
- 10:39Speaker 2: on the bench correlates with performance at some of the
- 10:43Speaker 2: highest levels in the NFL ever. at quarterback this is
- 10:46Speaker 2: a position this is another thing that gets me because
- 10:49Speaker 2: i'm not saying cornerback isn't without its intricate technique it
- 10:52Speaker 2: is dominique foxworth if you are listening to me i
- 10:54Speaker 2: hear you i understand it's a hard position with a
- 10:56Speaker 2: lot of nuance okay it is not as complex as
- 10:59Speaker 2: playing quarterback because everything a cornerback does is taken into
- 11:03Speaker 2: account in the position of learning quarterback right a quarterback
- 11:06Speaker 2: more than anyone else on the field except for you
- 11:09Speaker 2: know maybe your middle linebacker or strong safety making calls
- 11:11Speaker 2: whoever your call maker is has to understand not just
- 11:14Speaker 2: your job, but what everyone else on the field is
- 11:17Speaker 2: doing all at the same time. It's subsumed in that
- 11:20Speaker 2: job description. It's more complex. Sitting on the bench was
- 11:24Speaker 2: good for Patrick Mahomes. Yes. Right? Sitting on the bench
- 11:28Speaker 2: was great for Steve Young. Sitting on the bench was
- 11:31Speaker 2: great for Aaron Rodgers. If you are putting yourself on
- 11:35Speaker 2: a tier, career-wise, development-wise, on a curve ahead of those guys,
- 11:41Speaker 2: it is terrible. time to revisit reality it.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Is yeah that's one of the great ironies of deon
- 11:48Speaker 1: sanders is when he does and does not remember that
- 11:52Speaker 1: the rest of us are not like him right because
- 11:56Speaker 1: it feels like 99 of the time he is omnipresently
- 12:00Speaker 1: aware of the fact that he is deon sanders and
- 12:03Speaker 1: we are not right yeah then these weird moments where
- 12:08Speaker 1: he seems to think, hey, I did it this way,
- 12:11Speaker 1: and so can you.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Like, Jeff Pearlman, in his book about.
- 12:14Speaker 1: The Cowboys, had a thing that said, Switzerland was the coach,
- 12:18Speaker 1: and Dion was there. And it was one of the
- 12:20Speaker 1: issues with having Dion there was Dion would practice with
- 12:23Speaker 1: no shoulder pads because Dion had no intention of tackling anybody.
- 12:27Speaker 1: And to be honest, it's Dion checking people on the
- 12:29Speaker 1: scout team. There were not going to be any tackles.
- 12:31Speaker 1: But then he's like, now other dudes want to get
- 12:33Speaker 1: out here and not practice with shoulder pads.
- 12:35Speaker 2: And it's like.
- 12:37Speaker 2: He's this is you're not him yeah this is this
- 12:42Speaker 2: is like uh this is like the story uh pardon
- 12:44Speaker 2: me i can't remember the nfl player um i think
- 12:47Speaker 2: it was it may have been london fletcher who uh
- 12:49Speaker 2: touched up larry fitzgerald in a practice at arizona and
- 12:52Speaker 2: immediately had like 5 000 people yelling at him like
- 12:55Speaker 2: don't touch the money don't he's like it's practice what
- 12:58Speaker 2: we're hitting like i'm gonna hit the guy and they're
- 12:59Speaker 2: like you don't hit that.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Guy i have this But you made the right point
- 13:06Speaker 1: there that sitting clearly has been helpful for a lot
- 13:10Speaker 1: of people. I think it's easier to ruin a quarterback
- 13:14Speaker 1: by playing them too early than it is to ruin
- 13:16Speaker 1: anybody else. The idea, you can throw just about anybody
- 13:18Speaker 1: else into the deep end and then eventually they're going
- 13:20Speaker 1: to learn how to swim. This isn't how this goes
- 13:24Speaker 1: over here. You throw them in the deep end and
- 13:25Speaker 1: ask them to do math at.
- 13:26Speaker 2: The same time.
- 13:26Speaker 1: It's a little bit too much to ask of somebody.
- 13:30Speaker 2: So for him.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Playing behind Lamar Jackson. And look, also, I applaud him
- 13:35Speaker 1: for having larger ambitions. And this is not Deion's NFL.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Where Deion talked about sitting behind Lamar Jackson for 10 years. Well,
- 13:41Speaker 1: that never happens anymore. But you could be Gary Kubiak,
- 13:45Speaker 1: who worked with John Elway every day of his life
- 13:48Speaker 1: for something like 18 years, went from his backup to
- 13:51Speaker 1: his coach, right? And he stayed there the whole way.
- 13:55Speaker 1: That used to be a thing. It doesn't work that
- 13:57Speaker 1: way anymore.
- 13:58Speaker 2: You sit back there, and then your agent toss you up,
- 14:01Speaker 2: and then somebody gives you a job. Friend, come closer, everyone.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Chase Daniel. That's the dream. Chase Daniel, $ 37 million as
- 14:11Speaker 2: of last year in total earnings, okay? More than almost
- 14:16Speaker 2: anyone listening to this will earn in their lifetimes. He
- 14:19Speaker 2: got that money for backing up people. That's it. He
- 14:22Speaker 2: got that money as a backup. And not just for
- 14:24Speaker 2: being a backup. People like to be around him. Like
- 14:27Speaker 2: he charmed his, he changed the whole backup market. Be
- 14:30Speaker 2: a vibe. Frankly, from what I have seen, should our
- 14:34Speaker 2: Sanders be very unlikable at times? I've seen him be
- 14:37Speaker 2: perfectly charming, right? He's no Shiloh. Okay. If you want
- 14:42Speaker 2: the real presence on social media, Shiloh Sanders. But, But
- 14:46Speaker 2: the two can be perfectly charming and likable, very likable
- 14:49Speaker 2: at times. Be a vibe, be the backup guy. Maybe
- 14:52Speaker 2: you'll get your opportunity because if it hasn't become apparent
- 14:56Speaker 2: to you at this point, you don't get special rules.
- 14:59Speaker 2: You don't, right? You may have as a result of, again,
- 15:03Speaker 2: being charitable here, a father only wanting the best for
- 15:05Speaker 2: his son. However, that's done. That's done, right? Play the
- 15:10Speaker 2: hand as well as you can and understand, The man
- 15:13Speaker 2: right now that most people regard as not just the
- 15:15Speaker 2: best quarterback alive, but maybe ever sat behind Alex Smith. Yes,
- 15:20Speaker 2: he did. He started. Yes, he did.
- 15:23Speaker 1: And let me tell you this about being a vibe.
- 15:24Speaker 1: This is the thing I learned when I was doing
- 15:26Speaker 1: game theory. I may have talked about this in a
- 15:29Speaker 1: different context, but some of you are new here. When
- 15:32Speaker 1: I was starting to do the show for HBO, I forget.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I hit Neil Brennan up for something, right? Like I
- 15:37Speaker 1: forget what kind of help I know him through.
- 15:39Speaker 2: It's my voice twin. Yes. Yes. Neil Brennan.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Also, by the way, it was funny when I was
- 15:43Speaker 1: in Morocco, Morocco has a lot of like, they had
- 15:47Speaker 1: like four or five different models of faces. It was
- 15:51Speaker 1: the DJ Khaled. I saw the French Montana. I saw
- 15:55Speaker 1: the Colin Kaepernick. They had a few of those and
- 15:58Speaker 1: a surprising number of Neil Brennan's on the road.
- 16:01Speaker 2: I could see it. Right. They were there. But Neil
- 16:04Speaker 2: hit me back out of nowhere. And, you know, if
- 16:06Speaker 2: you've ever met.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Neil, talk about a ray of fucking sunshine. No, that's
- 16:12Speaker 1: not Neil's vibe. Neil says to me on the text,
- 16:16Speaker 1: so what have you learned about your persona at ESPN
- 16:20Speaker 1: to take into this job, which felt very to the point,
- 16:24Speaker 1: unsolicited and a.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Tad pointed, right?
- 16:27Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, he said, look, man,
- 16:30Speaker 1: you've got writer face, just like I've got writer face,
- 16:33Speaker 1: which is, I thought that was not an unfair assessment. Like,
- 16:37Speaker 1: I think if you catch me in a setting like this,
- 16:38Speaker 1: it's not like that before what he was talking about.
- 16:40Speaker 1: It was a fair assessment, but he said something to
- 16:43Speaker 1: me that I'll never forget is he said, 80% of.
- 16:47Speaker 2: The job is being in a good mood, right?
- 16:51Speaker 1: And I realized that for anybody that is front facing,
- 16:56Speaker 1: part of why these studios and these record companies and
- 16:59Speaker 1: all these places go through so much spoiling and pampering
- 17:04Speaker 1: that ultimately can turn toxic is not just the idea
- 17:07Speaker 1: of like flattering somebody's ego.
- 17:09Speaker 2: It is, it is best for the production. If the
- 17:12Speaker 2: star is in a good mood, right. It really, really matters.
- 17:17Speaker 1: And that takes us back to being the backup quarterback vibes, man.
- 17:21Speaker 1: If you keep our guy in a good mood, it
- 17:24Speaker 1: will make everything else better. That is why James Winston
- 17:28Speaker 1: might stay in.
- 17:29Speaker 2: The league for ever. Oh, this is, by the way,
- 17:34Speaker 2: I think it's one of the reasons the Bills are
- 17:36Speaker 2: so successful right now because Josh Allen, as the starter,
- 17:40Speaker 2: Captain Vibes, right? He's in the videos. He's on the TikToks.
- 17:46Speaker 2: They've loved him since day one. Yeah, he is. That vibe,
- 17:52Speaker 2: that golden retriever vibe has kept that team on balance
- 17:57Speaker 2: when performance maybe wasn't matching the attitude and yet wrote
- 18:00Speaker 2: it out, right? So it's not just... Listen, vibes aren't
- 18:03Speaker 2: just for the backup, right? Starter brings that as well, right?
- 18:06Speaker 2: The big galoot.
- 18:08Speaker 1: That's what we call them around here these days is
- 18:10Speaker 1: the big galoot. Everybody's happy when the big galoot shows up. Like,
- 18:14Speaker 1: when you think about it, everybody in your life you've
- 18:16Speaker 1: ever thought of who was a big galoot, doesn't it
- 18:18Speaker 1: put a smile.
- 18:18Speaker 2: On your face? Listen, a happy person will put a
- 18:21Speaker 2: smile on your face. A bigger happy person puts a
- 18:24Speaker 2: bigger smile on your face. It's a barometer, right? It's
- 18:27Speaker 2: like when a big man cries. If a big man
- 18:29Speaker 2: cries at the athletic banquet... Look around, okay? Like if
- 18:32Speaker 2: you're at a high school and the big coach goes,
- 18:34Speaker 2: I'm just so proud of this offensive guard, Tim. You've
- 18:37Speaker 2: been such an inspiration. Everybody's going to start crying. Why?
- 18:40Speaker 2: Because maybe they're afraid of getting beaten up. Maybe there's
- 18:43Speaker 2: a situation hundreds of thousands of years ago where big
- 18:45Speaker 2: man starts crying around the fire and they're like, yeah,
- 18:47Speaker 2: he's going to get mad. You should cry with him.
- 18:50Speaker 2: It's evolutionary psychology. No, that's what it is.
- 18:53Speaker 1: But that was my thought when I saw that with Shadur,
- 18:56Speaker 1: what D.I.
- 18:57Speaker 2: Was saying. I was just like, oh, God, that's why
- 18:59Speaker 2: he's getting such bad advice.
- 19:01Speaker 1: He has no idea what to do.
- 19:05Speaker 2: Go find a successful mentor who was mediocre when they started.
- 19:08Speaker 2: That's the person you want to talk to because they've
- 19:10Speaker 2: been through more stuff and overcome more stuff and had
- 19:13Speaker 2: to learn more shortcuts, hacks, and learn the playbook more
- 19:15Speaker 2: than you ever will. This is correct.
- 19:18Speaker 1: By the way, I want to tell you guys about
- 19:19Speaker 1: something fun that's happening in college football. Now, there's a
- 19:21Speaker 1: big game, Georgia-Alabama. We're going to talk to Al Duncan
- 19:24Speaker 1: about that a little later in the week, so I
- 19:26Speaker 1: want to leave a little meat on the bones. for
- 19:28Speaker 1: that one but there's a story that is a very
- 19:31Speaker 1: 2025 story a very internet-ish sort of story and I
- 19:35Speaker 1: admit one that leaves me inclined to do a great
- 19:38Speaker 1: deal of speculation about people whom I've never met and
- 19:41Speaker 1: that is that Ole Miss is playing against LSU this.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Week, right?
- 19:49Speaker 1: I understand that we all believe that Lane Kiffin is
- 19:51Speaker 1: doing a very good job at Ole Miss. I think
- 19:53Speaker 1: that while that is probably the case, this is also
- 19:56Speaker 1: a bit of a function of getting rid of divisions,
- 19:58Speaker 1: which thereby changes up who you play.
- 20:01Speaker 2: Beating the team is just supposed to be. Okay, cool. Anyway, somehow.
- 20:07Speaker 1: lane has become a guy that people like while still
- 20:11Speaker 1: being the jerk that he was when people didn't like him.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Like we've, I think the commitment.
- 20:16Speaker 1: To the bit is just so strong and college football
- 20:19Speaker 1: appreciates characters. Well, lane has a daughter named Landry. And
- 20:26Speaker 1: this week she chose to announce to the world that
- 20:30Speaker 1: she is dating.
- 20:31Speaker 2: What's his name? Wit weeks, wit weeks, wit weeks.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Um, who is not some sort of actor or country
- 20:38Speaker 1: music star or scion to a cotton fortune. He is
- 20:43Speaker 1: the middle linebacker for LSU. She hard launched this the
- 20:48Speaker 1: week of the LSU game. And I can only take
- 20:52Speaker 1: from that, that she.
- 20:54Speaker 2: Feels about her father the way that I do. I'm
- 20:57Speaker 2: going to give you a little background on their relationship
- 21:00Speaker 2: on Landry and lanes. And I based this on my
- 21:02Speaker 2: exclusive research. for following Lane Kiffin's Instagram. Which you are
- 21:05Speaker 2: fascinated by, just so people understand. Just so you understand,
- 21:08Speaker 2: all right?
- 21:10Speaker 1: If you want to do a 45-minute show on what
- 21:12Speaker 1: goes on on Lane Kiffin's Instagram, Spencer, you and Holly
- 21:16Speaker 1: can do it.
- 21:17Speaker 2: I'm ready. The OG of this, by the way, is
- 21:20Speaker 2: Katie Shook, longtime follower in the EDSBS community and internet presence,
- 21:25Speaker 2: who was like, listen, no man is more internet pilled.
- 21:28Speaker 2: No man is more Instagram. If you want to see
- 21:30Speaker 2: a dude, but an Instagram mom, but a fitness influencer,
- 21:34Speaker 2: but a guy. It's lame. He just also happens to
- 21:38Speaker 2: be the coach at Ole Miss. He's doing hot yoga.
- 21:42Speaker 2: He's posting so much inspo. He's posting so many inspirational
- 21:45Speaker 2: quotes throughout the day, right? There's a lot of things like,
- 21:49Speaker 2: they'll post this gibberish quote that's like, you won't know
- 21:51Speaker 2: love until somebody loves you and then doesn't know you,
- 21:54Speaker 2: but then you know love, and then you let that go,
- 21:56Speaker 2: and then that makes you That makes you whole. And
- 21:58Speaker 2: then he'll just repost that with, yes, and an emoji.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Like that's, he's doing the good stuff, man. This is
- 22:05Speaker 2: the unleaded, perfect, pure, inspirational internet. And it's all on
- 22:09Speaker 2: Lane Kiffin's Instagram. And what you need to know is
- 22:11Speaker 2: he refers to Landry as him, right? Like he says
- 22:14Speaker 2: that Landry is the child most similar to him. They
- 22:17Speaker 2: get on each other's nerves.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 22:19Speaker 2: And they enjoy antagonizing each other. So I want you
- 22:22Speaker 2: to know, okay? Yes, we're discussing the daughter of a coach,
- 22:26Speaker 2: but I am doing this as a character study because
- 22:28Speaker 2: I think that given that framing that I understand, okay,
- 22:34Speaker 2: this is her fucking with her dad. This is her
- 22:37Speaker 2: messing with dad. And I respect it deeply. If this
- 22:41Speaker 2: is her trying to irritate dad, which from what I understand,
- 22:45Speaker 2: they have that kind of relationship as being very similar
- 22:48Speaker 2: and yet lovingly antagonistic. I approve. This is good. So
- 22:52Speaker 2: there are two things.
- 22:53Speaker 1: One, I had completely ignored the possibility that if Lane
- 22:59Speaker 1: Kiffin is your dad, you might be like Lane Kiffin.
- 23:02Speaker 2: You're half. It's half.
- 23:03Speaker 1: I had not given nearly enough credence to the idea
- 23:06Speaker 1: that that man is multiplying this. I also need to
- 23:09Speaker 1: know how much of this he got from his dad,
- 23:12Speaker 1: who seems completely unlike his son in any way that
- 23:17Speaker 1: I can think about. I just can't. This is what
- 23:20Speaker 1: happens when you spend your life in the office. You
- 23:22Speaker 1: come back and you're like, whose kid is this?
- 23:23Speaker 2: Oh, it's mine? Well, let's consider this. It might be mom.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Mom Kiffin might have been the troll, right? That's true.
- 23:31Speaker 2: Mom Kiffin might have been the wild card here, right?
- 23:34Speaker 2: I think this. Anyone who has a daughter. I don't.
- 23:37Speaker 2: I have sons, okay? Entirely different thing in terms of
- 23:42Speaker 2: emotional relationship with boys. You're like, are you on fire?
- 23:46Speaker 2: And they're like, no. And you're like, okay, we're good.
- 23:49Speaker 2: We're good, right? From what I understand, the father-daughter relationship
- 23:53Speaker 2: can be a complex emotional chess game played with live explosives, right?
- 23:58Speaker 2: I understand that the emotional warfare that can be waged
- 24:02Speaker 2: by a daughter against her hapless loving father can be
- 24:06Speaker 2: on a level I don't understand, right? This to me,
- 24:09Speaker 2: that's that. And it shows me the strategic brain, the
- 24:12Speaker 2: play-calling brain, it's been passed down a generation. What I'm saying,
- 24:16Speaker 2: get her a playbook. get her a playbook, get her
- 24:18Speaker 2: on that film study, have her running some charts, have
- 24:21Speaker 2: her pad, have her pad the game, come back and
- 24:24Speaker 2: be like, release times are so slow. I think we
- 24:26Speaker 2: got three sacks in the bag in the first half.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Just think about it. Think about it. This shows a
- 24:30Speaker 2: strategic cunning that I think is not only inherited, but developable.
- 24:35Speaker 1: I will also note that Lane Kiffin told someone on
- 24:38Speaker 1: Twitter about this game in the context of what I've
- 24:41Speaker 1: just discussed.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Take the over. okay lane was going to take that
- 24:49Speaker 2: lane was going to do that.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Anyway they was going to do that anyway but i
- 24:53Speaker 1: will also note laid is in a very interesting territory
- 24:56Speaker 1: in this game where it is not but so many
- 24:59Speaker 1: places where he is the favorite in the likability index
- 25:04Speaker 1: uh between he and the other coach who look Yes.
- 25:09Speaker 2: I don't know what to look.
- 25:11Speaker 1: It's been a long time since the Declan Sullivan thing happened,
- 25:13Speaker 1: but it did in fact happen. I'm not forgetting that
- 25:15Speaker 1: it happened. I just am at the point where I
- 25:16Speaker 1: can't bring it up all the time. There are other
- 25:18Speaker 1: reasons to dislike Brian Kelly that don't get all the
- 25:21Speaker 1: way to wind and somebody falling off of a platform.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Right. Right.
- 25:25Speaker 1: He is the only coach I can ever think of
- 25:28Speaker 1: where being impossible to like is the defining characteristic. Like
- 25:32Speaker 1: when he got the job at LSU, my only question was, Ooh,
- 25:35Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to like him.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Because no one does. Yeah. Brian Kelly gets away
- 25:40Speaker 2: with that because he's good at his job and he's honest.
- 25:42Speaker 2: So he does walk into a place and say, the
- 25:45Speaker 2: last guy got fired because of you guys. And that's
- 25:47Speaker 2: not going to be me. That's it. Approaching it as
- 25:50Speaker 2: job one and being good at his job has kept
- 25:53Speaker 2: him employed at LSU. I'll be it in the max.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Like he is at that point where here's winning and
- 26:00Speaker 2: everyone being happy and here's winning and everyone being unhappy.
- 26:04Speaker 2: And he manages to ride just high enough to not
- 26:07Speaker 2: get in any real legitimate positions. trouble it also helps
- 26:10Speaker 2: that several major teams in the sec happen to be
- 26:13Speaker 2: floundering or suffering succession issues at the same time so
- 26:16Speaker 2: he can kind of skate on that he can kind
- 26:18Speaker 2: of ride low um also the talent level in louisiana
- 26:21Speaker 2: is so high that if he just does his job
- 26:23Speaker 2: recruiting it's never going to fall too far off that
- 26:28Speaker 2: but the likability thing that's what's going to sink you
- 26:30Speaker 2: nobody wants you around although i think we've shown that
- 26:32Speaker 2: at lsu likability will not save you likability is You
- 26:36Speaker 2: could be the most charismatic, likable coach possible, and they
- 26:38Speaker 2: will get rid of you after a national title. I
- 26:41Speaker 2: will say this, though.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Les, who was very likable, he rode out five straight
- 26:48Speaker 1: losses to Bama before he lost his job, right? Ozeron,
- 26:53Speaker 1: it just got to be a little unbecoming and embarrassing
- 26:56Speaker 1: to the people. Like, it wasn't just the losing. You know,
- 27:00Speaker 1: it's the, you know, use of practice to highlight the ladies.
- 27:05Speaker 2: People are going to see this, Bo, and there are
- 27:07Speaker 2: things I want to say right now that I can't.
- 27:10Speaker 2: I know. That I can't. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hi, y'all.
- 27:15Speaker 2: When this is all over, we're going to have a
- 27:17Speaker 2: fascinating series of contradictory stories to tell you is what
- 27:19Speaker 2: I'm going to say. We have so much. We have
- 27:22Speaker 2: so much.
- 27:23Speaker 1: But this is what makes the college football entertaining is
- 27:27Speaker 1: these things.
- 27:28Speaker 2: It is a, if.
- 27:30Speaker 1: You like a little mess with your sport, nobody's beating
- 27:35Speaker 1: college football.
- 27:36Speaker 2: Nope nope absolutely nobody's beating college football we like like
- 27:41Speaker 2: we just did all of that by the way and
- 27:42Speaker 2: we're not discussing the fact that like Hugh Freeze is
- 27:45Speaker 2: in the league Hugh Freeze is in the league and
- 27:47Speaker 2: he might be about to go on a four game
- 27:49Speaker 2: losing streak at Auburn just throwing that firecracker in the
- 27:53Speaker 2: room and shutting the door just seeing what.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Happens yes Hugh Freeze The man who got into the
- 27:59Speaker 1: SEC by riding.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Michael lower to Ole Miss.
- 28:02Speaker 1: When you really think about it, man, he has parlayed
- 28:06Speaker 1: a couple of good breaks and lost his job because
- 28:13Speaker 1: they found out he was calling escorts on recruiting trips.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Went to a religious school.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. To rehabilitate his image and then made it back
- 28:29Speaker 1: to the big time.
- 28:30Speaker 2: Yep. Yep. And one might say that he hit it
- 28:34Speaker 2: in the rough, but he managed to pitch out. He did. Nicely.
- 28:39Speaker 2: He did. And then managed to save par and made
- 28:42Speaker 2: it to the next hole, right? He did. Just for
- 28:45Speaker 2: no reason am I mentioning golf there.
- 28:48Speaker 1: But now, I mean, it felt like the game was
- 28:51Speaker 1: cheating him last week.
- 28:53Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, he caught some bad lies.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Caught some bad lies. He did catch some bad lies,
- 28:58Speaker 2: and he got a bogey. But you know what? It's
- 29:00Speaker 2: on to the next hole. Golfer has no memory. We
- 29:02Speaker 2: got to go ahead and take it to the next one.
- 29:03Speaker 2: All they have to do, by the way, is beat
- 29:04Speaker 2: A & M, Missouri, and Georgia in succession to get
- 29:08Speaker 2: through this stretch of the schedule. Good luck. Good luck.
- 29:11Speaker 1: And coming up next, we will talk about another Auburn coach. Well,
- 29:16Speaker 1: I guess he had to coach no more, but still.
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- 30:26Speaker 2: we are back with Spencer Hall.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Bruce Pearl did the college basketball thing where the coach
- 30:31Speaker 1: quits a couple weeks before the season starts because that's
- 30:34Speaker 1: his way of getting the successor that he wants to have.
- 30:38Speaker 1: There's a wide range of people who have been known
- 30:41Speaker 1: for doing this. Tony Bennett just did it very recently.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Dean Smith resigned at a very similar time to get
- 30:48Speaker 1: his guy Bill Guthridge the job back in 1997.
- 30:50Speaker 2: And now.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Bruce Pearl has done this to give the job to
- 30:55Speaker 1: his son that it doesn't sound like people think are
- 30:58Speaker 1: qualified for it.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Oh, what makes you think he's not qualified for it?
- 31:02Speaker 1: Well, what makes me think he is? That's the better question.
- 31:05Speaker 2: He's coached at Auburn. His last name's Pearl, right? My favorite.
- 31:10Speaker 2: I woke up thinking about this, actually. That's how I
- 31:12Speaker 2: know it's a season. I was like, I woke up
- 31:14Speaker 2: thinking about sports. I love the notion that like, well,
- 31:17Speaker 2: he's a coach's son and he's been raised and he's
- 31:20Speaker 2: been taught this thing from birth. Treating it like people
- 31:24Speaker 2: treat like making wine, right? Like he was raised in
- 31:28Speaker 2: the vineyards of basketball. He saw his father pay a
- 31:34Speaker 2: coach under the table, right? He saw the technique that
- 31:37Speaker 2: you use to slide the envelope. He saw the way
- 31:40Speaker 2: that you don't snitch on other coaches even when they're
- 31:42Speaker 2: doing crazy things. He saw how to lie to a
- 31:46Speaker 2: mother to get a commit to come to your school
- 31:49Speaker 2: and then immediately renege on that agreement and then then
- 31:52Speaker 2: somehow managed to keep him on campus. You can only
- 31:55Speaker 2: learn that by being at the foot of the master.
- 31:57Speaker 2: That's bullshit. It's just a lie. Why are you going
- 32:02Speaker 2: to kneecap young Steven Pearl's career, which there are plenty
- 32:06Speaker 2: of coaches' sons who end up being good coaches. I
- 32:08Speaker 2: think we've seen that's true. Why are you going to
- 32:12Speaker 2: kneecap his career by putting him in a spot where
- 32:14Speaker 2: he's going to fail? And probably a job he's getting
- 32:17Speaker 2: a little too early. Getting a little too early. put
- 32:21Speaker 2: it in a bad position because you can't turn it down. Right.
- 32:24Speaker 2: How could you, like, if you're Steven Pearl, how can
- 32:26Speaker 2: you turn that down? Right. How can you turn that
- 32:29Speaker 2: down and say, well, I don't want this financial stability. Right.
- 32:32Speaker 2: I don't want this opportunity. No, you'll take it. Right.
- 32:36Speaker 2: By the way, he signed up to a long deal.
- 32:39Speaker 2: He did five years. Yeah. Not a three-year deal. Signed
- 32:42Speaker 2: up to a five-year deal. Right. How can you turn
- 32:45Speaker 2: that down? Why are you going to put me in
- 32:47Speaker 2: that position where I can't possibly turn down a situation?
- 32:50Speaker 2: that I might not be ready for. You know, that's
- 32:53Speaker 2: the thing about nepotism is that it not only corrupts
- 32:56Speaker 2: the careers of people who don't get those opportunities outside
- 32:59Speaker 2: the profession, and it hoards opportunity and economic resources from
- 33:05Speaker 2: potentially talented candidates who qualify and have worked hard and
- 33:08Speaker 2: have done, have checked all the boxes and have lived,
- 33:11Speaker 2: you know, like the GA life where they're living off
- 33:13Speaker 2: of like, you know, rice and beans and, you know,
- 33:15Speaker 2: sleeping in someone's closet for three years. just to become
- 33:18Speaker 2: an assistant on a job because they don't have the
- 33:20Speaker 2: financial backing that, say, a coach's son would have. You're
- 33:23Speaker 2: taking away potential opportunities to learn and develop from the
- 33:28Speaker 2: kids themselves by giving them that opportunity. It's a poison
- 33:32Speaker 2: of privilege. It's one that anyone would accept if you
- 33:35Speaker 2: don't have that privilege, but it's nonetheless toxic. That's the
- 33:39Speaker 2: crazy thing to me about nepotism.
- 33:41Speaker 1: We also need to put together a list of the
- 33:44Speaker 1: other coach's sons.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Like they only talk about coach's sons when it seems
- 33:50Speaker 1: like a thing. But nobody, nobody ever calls Antonio Brown
- 33:53Speaker 1: a coach's son. We just talked about another one. Nobody
- 33:56Speaker 1: ever calls Lane Kiffin a coach's son.
- 33:58Speaker 2: And basketball.
- 33:59Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember Marshall Henderson, but nobody
- 34:02Speaker 1: ever calls him a coach's son. These are all coach's sons.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Right. Like that's like coach's son and preacher's kid. It's
- 34:10Speaker 2: kind of the same, the same space. Yeah. And it
- 34:13Speaker 2: is a targeted insult. If somebody uses it in the
- 34:17Speaker 2: right context, people who are coaches, sons who are in
- 34:22Speaker 2: that position, who have absolutely delivered, made sure by being
- 34:25Speaker 2: the absolute best at it, right? Kyle Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan
- 34:29Speaker 2: to me is, you know, somebody who had that privilege,
- 34:31Speaker 2: who obviously worked their ends, who studied under his dad. Okay.
- 34:36Speaker 2: In a system where again, maybe you're like, he definitely
- 34:39Speaker 2: didn't deserve that shot. However, everything that he's done since
- 34:43Speaker 2: is delivered on that. I think he's the exception to
- 34:46Speaker 2: the rule. But if you're going to be that exception,
- 34:49Speaker 2: you have to be two, three times better than you
- 34:51Speaker 2: were going to be anyway. It's in order to dodge
- 34:55Speaker 2: that charge. Now, I have to say this about Bruce Pearl.
- 35:00Speaker 1: He is probably my least favorite college basketball coach of all.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Time in a world with Mike Krzyzewski in it. Who
- 35:14Speaker 2: was the Scott, is it Scott Drew? Scott Drew. Oh, yeah. Scott. Oh, well, okay.
- 35:19Speaker 2: So hold on. Dave Bliss. Dave Bliss. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 35:22Speaker 2: It's Dave Bliss. Okay.
- 35:23Speaker 1: So here's the thing with Dave Bliss. I have judgment
- 35:26Speaker 1: of the things that Dave Bliss did, obviously. And he
- 35:30Speaker 1: rankles me strictly for the things that he... damn this
- 35:33Speaker 1: is tricky okay dave bliss is like his own category
- 35:36Speaker 1: right he like lt he like jim brown he like
- 35:39Speaker 1: jerry rice right yeah yeah we gotta it's not even
- 35:43Speaker 1: it's not even like there's no room for us to
- 35:45Speaker 1: have a conversation it's like the way we talk about
- 35:47Speaker 1: with kobe scored 81 because we'll score in 100 just
- 35:51Speaker 1: like come on we can't even we can't even have
- 35:53Speaker 1: that discussion right.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Like where where do i put this dot on the
- 35:57Speaker 2: graph it goes off the.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Paper yes So, like, I don't know how many people
- 36:01Speaker 1: know the story of Bruce Pearl and Deion Thomas at Illinois,
- 36:04Speaker 1: but the log of the story is Bruce Pearl was
- 36:06Speaker 1: an assistant at Iowa and he was recruiting Deion Thomas,
- 36:10Speaker 1: who was from Chicago. He did not get Deion Thomas.
- 36:13Speaker 1: He tried to get Deion Thomas on the phone and
- 36:15Speaker 1: to entrap him into saying that Illinois paid him and
- 36:20Speaker 1: then took the tape to go snitch to the NCAA,
- 36:23Speaker 1: which was the reason that Pearl wound up in the
- 36:26Speaker 1: hinterlands of college basketball because nobody hates a snitch. More
- 36:30Speaker 1: than the people in basketball. And to the end, Bruce
- 36:32Speaker 1: Pearl swore up and down that he was the guy
- 36:35Speaker 1: who did the right thing. And that's why he don't
- 36:37Speaker 1: feel bad. And then he ultimately lost his job at
- 36:39Speaker 1: Tennessee because he got caught cheating in a much different way.
- 36:42Speaker 1: That was fairly benign, except he told everybody who was
- 36:45Speaker 1: in on the little bit of cheating to lie to
- 36:47Speaker 1: the NCAA in the course of it.
- 36:50Speaker 2: He I can't think of anybody emptier. Then Pearl, he's
- 36:54Speaker 2: a good basketball coach. There's no way around that part.
- 36:58Speaker 1: But he just just seemed like the guy that'll say
- 37:01Speaker 1: whatever it is that needed to be said at a
- 37:03Speaker 1: given point in time. And it all felt so phony.
- 37:06Speaker 1: And then the last couple of years, he decided to
- 37:07Speaker 1: show us just how real he was. And I liked
- 37:10Speaker 1: that even worse.
- 37:13Speaker 2: There's not a lot to like. It's not just that
- 37:15Speaker 2: he has an incoherent set of politics. It's that they're
- 37:18Speaker 2: personally repellent to me. I also, if you saw the
- 37:21Speaker 2: announcement photo that they did, it's pretty much everything you
- 37:24Speaker 2: don't want in a society. It's passing down this position
- 37:28Speaker 2: of some power and of some like serious value, right?
- 37:32Speaker 2: You're going to make a lot of money. You're going
- 37:34Speaker 2: to make an astronomical amount of money relative to the
- 37:36Speaker 2: average person as the basketball coach in Auburn. And it
- 37:40Speaker 2: was this photo that looks like something out of succession.
- 37:42Speaker 2: It looks like, you know, here I'm handing it off
- 37:44Speaker 2: like Stephen sitting in the chair and Bruce is standing
- 37:46Speaker 2: behind him. And I was like, are we passing down
- 37:47Speaker 2: basketball values? like coaching gigs, like sinecures, like titles, like
- 37:51Speaker 2: this is the fifth Earl of Auburn. We don't do that.
- 37:55Speaker 2: We killed people over that in a war. Yeah. Like,
- 37:57Speaker 2: you know, and one, you know, people get their heads
- 37:59Speaker 2: chopped off for that. Like I, that's, that's repellent to
- 38:03Speaker 2: me that we would do it that way that you
- 38:06Speaker 2: would do it this early, like, like with this late
- 38:09Speaker 2: in the cycle, like that's, that is also, I'm, I'm
- 38:13Speaker 2: dreading this. Bruce Pearl now has more time to be
- 38:16Speaker 2: Bruce Pearl and do Bruce Pearl things than And boy,
- 38:20Speaker 2: you're really not going to like where that goes.
- 38:22Speaker 1: He's going to be on his phone a lot. And
- 38:26Speaker 1: the podcast is coming.
- 38:28Speaker 2: The podcast is coming. I bet I know where it'll
- 38:31Speaker 2: be hosted. I bet I know. Hey, listen, we need
- 38:36Speaker 2: a subject expert on tariffs. Let's get Bruce Pearl, former
- 38:42Speaker 2: basketball coach at Auburn, to talk about this they'll be like.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I think he makes a lot of sense no he
- 38:47Speaker 1: doesn't well hold on you he might not that you
- 38:50Speaker 1: mentioned it he may want he might wind up with
- 38:52Speaker 1: a seat.
- 38:53Speaker 2: On the fed board of governors you know what qualification
- 38:57Speaker 2: is knowing somebody now right how do you get a
- 38:59Speaker 2: basketball coaching gig i don't know my dad had it
- 39:02Speaker 2: now i have it what a great way to run
- 39:04Speaker 2: things I wasn't mad about this when we started talking,
- 39:08Speaker 2: but fuck this. No, there's more and more. No, I
- 39:10Speaker 2: don't know if you're bleeping, but fuck this.
- 39:13Speaker 1: My favorite thing, one of my favorite things about you
- 39:16Speaker 1: is I can tell when you're mad, but it's not
- 39:18Speaker 1: because your voice has changed.
- 39:20Speaker 2: But it is still very clear that the anger has
- 39:23Speaker 2: showed up to the chat yeah i start closing my
- 39:26Speaker 2: eyes yeah now i'm mad.
- 39:35Speaker 1: Hey i got a college football topic that i think
- 39:37Speaker 1: will make you happy Did you ever think that you
- 39:39Speaker 1: live long enough to see not just the top 25
- 39:42Speaker 1: battle involving Illinois and Indiana, but Indiana scoring 63 points
- 39:47Speaker 1: and acting like they've been there before.
- 39:51Speaker 2: The Hoosiers coming like the Mongol horde over the mountains.
- 39:54Speaker 2: This is amazing. Run. Get out of the way. It's Indiana. Yeah.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Destroying people, breaking their will. Bane with the backbreaker.
- 40:07Speaker 1: How? And I guess part of this is now there's
- 40:09Speaker 1: so much Big Ten money that everybody can get a
- 40:12Speaker 1: taste of it that, no, that doesn't even explain this.
- 40:15Speaker 2: I got nothing for this. No, look at some of
- 40:18Speaker 2: their impact players. Some of their biggest impact players over
- 40:20Speaker 2: the past two years have been JMU transfers.
- 40:24Speaker 1: Yes, and when he says JMU, he means James Madison University.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Do you know who was inspiring the fear
- 40:35Speaker 2: of God in Illinois' defense and was absolutely lacing it
- 40:41Speaker 2: against Illinois? That's right, the menace, Fernando Mendoza from Cal.
- 40:46Speaker 2: Get out of the way, it's Fernando Mendoza. But for real,
- 40:52Speaker 2: this is an example of somebody who, if you are
- 40:56Speaker 2: in your 40s or 50s and you're like, I don't
- 40:58Speaker 2: know if it's going to happen for me. Kurt Cignetti
- 41:00Speaker 2: is your hero. Kurt is just rounding the horn at 60.
- 41:03Speaker 2: Do you know who the scariest man in college football is?
- 41:06Speaker 2: That's right. Genghis Kurt. Yeah, they're terrifying. They're destroying people.
- 41:12Speaker 2: It is amazing. And by the way, they have an
- 41:14Speaker 2: offensive coordinator named Mike Shanahan.
- 41:17Speaker 1: Who is not related to Mike Shanahan. That's up there
- 41:21Speaker 1: with Devin Hester Jr. at Furman, who is not Devin
- 41:24Speaker 1: Hester's son.
- 41:25Speaker 2: And Bo Jackson, who's not related to Bo Jackson, but
- 41:27Speaker 2: whose real name is Lamar Jackson. Bo's just a nickname. Yeah,
- 41:30Speaker 2: this is a theme this year. Right. This is also
- 41:33Speaker 2: proof that, by the way, the portal is awesome. I
- 41:37Speaker 2: want I have no patience for people who go read
- 41:39Speaker 2: the portal. Rudy called football. No, it's allowed Indiana to
- 41:43Speaker 2: become a menace. Right. It's allowed Syracuse to beat Clemson.
- 41:49Speaker 2: So two things can be true. It was right. Because
- 41:51Speaker 2: one of them is I do kind of hate the portal.
- 41:54Speaker 1: But the irony of it is I thought that all
- 41:56Speaker 1: Indiana would be was a farm team.
- 41:59Speaker 2: Right.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Like Indiana would build up players and then they just
- 42:01Speaker 1: go other places.
- 42:02Speaker 2: But I am no longer so sure of that. No, no, no.
- 42:07Speaker 2: Not the farm. That's the restaurant, baby. They're serving steaks.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Come get some beef. Catch it.
- 42:13Speaker 1: I can't believe like I was like, look, I'm not
- 42:16Speaker 1: really going to watch this game. And I didn't really
- 42:18Speaker 1: watch the game, but I didn't have to watch the score.
- 42:21Speaker 2: And I was like it did every now and then
- 42:23Speaker 2: you look up.
- 42:24Speaker 1: So a couple of years ago when Elko was at Duke,
- 42:28Speaker 1: The reason Elko's coaching at Texas A & M, it
- 42:30Speaker 1: doesn't really have much to do to me with whatever
- 42:34Speaker 1: record Duke had when Elko was there. If you look
- 42:36Speaker 1: at that team, it looks like a real live power
- 42:40Speaker 1: for football team.
- 42:41Speaker 2: It didn't look like a smart school team. Like they
- 42:44Speaker 2: look big. They were hitting people.
- 42:46Speaker 1: If you can play big boy football and play big
- 42:49Speaker 1: boy football is not just winning at big levels. It
- 42:51Speaker 1: is playing like it sounds like big boy football at Indiana.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Yeah. at indiana and and doing so by the way
- 42:59Speaker 2: luke altmeyer got sacked seven times in that game if
- 43:02Speaker 2: you think like oh man maybe they're just running a
- 43:04Speaker 2: go-go offense maybe they're just running some kind of microwave
- 43:06Speaker 2: offense where they score 60 points against bad teams illinois
- 43:09Speaker 2: is not a bad team and they sacked luke altmeyer
- 43:11Speaker 2: seven times they beat the crap out of that boy
- 43:13Speaker 2: there there were people i remember thinking this during the
- 43:16Speaker 2: game and being like i have never said this sentence
- 43:17Speaker 2: before in my life it was You should get Luke
- 43:20Speaker 2: Altmaier out of there before Indiana hurts him. When has
- 43:23Speaker 2: anyone ever said that in the course of college football? Never.
- 43:27Speaker 2: Kurt Cignetti is amazing. Amazing. People are like, oh, man,
- 43:31Speaker 2: Florida should go get Kurt Cignetti. What makes you think
- 43:33Speaker 2: we can? What makes you think we can afford that?
- 43:38Speaker 2: Because whatever that is, no one can afford that. Indiana
- 43:42Speaker 2: is going to back up the truck for him, plus some.
- 43:46Speaker 1: I want to switch gears in a similar vein. We
- 43:50Speaker 1: don't know how good this team actually is because the
- 43:52Speaker 1: team it beat is.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Clearly not that good.
- 43:54Speaker 1: But Syracuse beat the Brakes off of Clemson. They have
- 43:57Speaker 1: a coach named Fran Brown. And for those of you
- 44:00Speaker 1: who are unfamiliar with Fran Brown, on one level, he
- 44:04Speaker 1: pulled a clown move when they didn't win a game
- 44:06Speaker 1: by enough on his take and he had them run
- 44:08Speaker 1: sprints in front of everybody. That move did not go
- 44:10Speaker 1: over very well with people. Clearly, he didn't lose the
- 44:13Speaker 1: team because they went out there and beat the dog
- 44:14Speaker 1: shit out of Clemson. He is also the gentleman who
- 44:17Speaker 1: said that when he loses, he doesn't take a shower
- 44:20Speaker 1: because only winners deserve to wash. And I found out
- 44:24Speaker 1: that he was married to a black woman when he
- 44:25Speaker 1: said that his wife wasn't really trying to hear that
- 44:27Speaker 1: shit because I wasn't really sure. At first, my thought
- 44:29Speaker 1: was if you would do something like that, you would
- 44:31Speaker 1: not marry to a black woman. But then when she
- 44:33Speaker 1: said he can't come in the house after that, I
- 44:35Speaker 1: realized that he was in fact that. And I throw
- 44:38Speaker 1: all that together to say, I can't think of too
- 44:41Speaker 1: often like, Black coaches very often have to like keep
- 44:44Speaker 1: everything on straight and narrow and everything else to hold
- 44:46Speaker 1: down the job. We don't get a lot of like
- 44:48Speaker 1: this brand of weirdo getting to be the head coach.
- 44:51Speaker 1: And by the way, this is a weirdo from Camden,
- 44:55Speaker 1: New Jersey.
- 44:56Speaker 2: That's right. His soul has seen rivers, ancient, dusky, bloody rivers.
- 45:04Speaker 2: When there was the issue of tampering with recruits and
- 45:08Speaker 2: coming after people on the team, for their talent and
- 45:12Speaker 2: trying to prospect them to other teams. Fran Brown was
- 45:15Speaker 2: asked about how he deals with that. And his reply
- 45:19Speaker 2: was something along the lines of, I'm not going to
- 45:22Speaker 2: say anything, but I'm going to say it to their
- 45:25Speaker 2: face because I ain't no bitch. The coach of a
- 45:34Speaker 2: college football team in 2025 in public on the record said,
- 45:38Speaker 2: I ain't no bitch, Bo. You're an 18 year old
- 45:41Speaker 2: athlete and you're wondering who to commit to. And the
- 45:43Speaker 2: coach said, I ain't no bitch. My decision is made.
- 45:50Speaker 2: I can buy a coat. Syracuse will be fine. Yeah. That's,
- 45:54Speaker 2: that's the kind of guy Fran Brown is Fran Brown.
- 45:57Speaker 2: If you don't know that translates to the field. Sometimes
- 46:00Speaker 2: these guys are all talk after Syracuse scored their first
- 46:03Speaker 2: touchdown against Clemson. They line up for the kick and
- 46:06Speaker 2: they go for an onside after the game. Dabo said, well,
- 46:10Speaker 2: you know, we told special teams, you know, hey, you
- 46:12Speaker 2: guys got to be on the lookout for the onside. No,
- 46:14Speaker 2: they didn't. They didn't. They were completely unsurprised. If you
- 46:18Speaker 2: would like DMX, but a coach. If you would like
- 46:20Speaker 2: somebody who is, yes, unhinged and does not wash until
- 46:23Speaker 2: they win because only winners get washed. Fran Brown is awesome.
- 46:27Speaker 2: And he's the kind of guy that, like, I love this.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Syracuse has nothing to lose. Nothing. They are an FBS
- 46:32Speaker 2: team that should make these hires and has to make
- 46:34Speaker 2: these hires. Prior to this, they hired Dino Bavers. who
- 46:37Speaker 2: at times Dino Babers was unhinged and was like very
- 46:41Speaker 2: enthusiastic and would try things and would be aggressive. Fran
- 46:45Speaker 2: Brown is taking that even a step further in terms
- 46:48Speaker 2: of one, going to the portal. Like they've been very
- 46:51Speaker 2: aggressive with the portal and they've been very, very successful
- 46:53Speaker 2: last year. Best passer in college football by a lot
- 46:56Speaker 2: of measures was Kyle McCord. Kyle McCord was an Ohio
- 46:59Speaker 2: State cast off Um, and jelly who just got injured.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Like it absolutely sucks because he played so well. He was, yeah,
- 47:05Speaker 2: he was second in total yards. He was having a
- 47:07Speaker 2: fantastic year. Um, this is again, somebody who saw the
- 47:10Speaker 2: modern environment, did not complain and immediately adapted. And in
- 47:13Speaker 2: addition to that, decided he could say, I ain't no
- 47:16Speaker 2: bitch on the record and make it a recruiting pitch.
- 47:19Speaker 1: And let me give you three of his, um, coaching OGs.
- 47:24Speaker 1: It is a very interesting range of influences. And I
- 47:27Speaker 1: will note my, these guys are like, at least a
- 47:30Speaker 1: couple of them, good, like, there's three of them good coaches,
- 47:32Speaker 1: but Matt Rule, who, look, Nebraska's a tricky job, man.
- 47:36Speaker 1: I watched Matt Rule win at Temple and Baylor. You're
- 47:38Speaker 1: not going to tell me that, man, it's not a
- 47:39Speaker 1: good college football coach.
- 47:40Speaker 2: That's a good coach. Yeah, that's a good college football coach.
- 47:42Speaker 2: You're just not going to do it.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Kirby Smart for a couple years at Georgia, and then
- 47:46Speaker 1: thrown in the middle, Greg Sciano, who seems like the
- 47:50Speaker 1: ultimate place to learn what to and not to do.
- 47:53Speaker 2: I think the dude there that is probably most in, like,
- 47:58Speaker 2: the guy that he's channeling most clearly is Kirby. Yeah.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Because if Kirby could speak in public the way that
- 48:04Speaker 2: he wanted to, he would sound more like Fran Brown.
- 48:07Speaker 2: And I base this on overhearing the way Kirby talks
- 48:10Speaker 2: at practices, which is in a manner like to quote
- 48:14Speaker 2: the man himself in a manner that everyone here can
- 48:16Speaker 2: clearly understand. Yes. That's he's an amazing communicator. And I
- 48:22Speaker 2: think Fran Brown is also an amazing communicator.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Also, we have to keep this in mind about Kirby smart,
- 48:27Speaker 1: Kirby smart, played in a DB room with, among others,
- 48:33Speaker 1: Champ Bailey on teams with guys like Richard Seymour, like
- 48:38Speaker 1: our good buddy, George Foster, Robert Edwards, Jonas Jennings, Patrick Pass,
- 48:44Speaker 1: Hines Ward.
- 48:45Speaker 2: All I'm saying is Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby been around.
- 48:51Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 48:52Speaker 1: I don't like this idea of he has an invite
- 48:55Speaker 1: to the cookout. But Kirby has been to a cookout before.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Listen, Kirby speaks Georgia. Yes.
- 49:02Speaker 1: And Kirby is a Saban guy. And if anybody knows
- 49:06Speaker 1: how to speak all the languages while staying the same,
- 49:10Speaker 1: it's Nick Saban.
- 49:12Speaker 2: Ahab. Yeah. All you need to do.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Ahab.
- 49:14Speaker 2: Who's the guy who can talk to every sailor on
- 49:16Speaker 2: the boat, no matter where they're from. That's Nick Saban.
- 49:19Speaker 2: Kirby Smart is the same thing. I think Fran Brown
- 49:21Speaker 2: is the same thing, right? Fran Brown is like a
- 49:24Speaker 2: little more theatrical about it, obviously, as everyone running wind
- 49:27Speaker 2: sprints after games, et cetera. But that team plays their
- 49:29Speaker 2: ass off from top to bottom. So whatever he's doing
- 49:33Speaker 2: and however he's saying it works. And that's like, coaches
- 49:36Speaker 2: will get very academic about that. Talk about the need
- 49:38Speaker 2: to communicate how it, You get something across. They understand
- 49:41Speaker 2: learning styles, and they understand how to get learning styles across.
- 49:44Speaker 2: And that is the very boring way of saying that
- 49:47Speaker 2: they can light a fire under your ass. They're very,
- 49:49Speaker 2: very good at it. By the way, Kirby was described
- 49:50Speaker 2: by Champ Bailey, and these are his exact words, as
- 49:53Speaker 2: in the meeting room, an asshole. Which, by the way,
- 50:00Speaker 2: my thinking is that Kirby's sitting in that room and
- 50:02Speaker 2: he goes, I'm about to go pro in something other
- 50:04Speaker 2: than football. You see Champ Bailey and you go.
- 50:06Speaker 1: buddy well I don't know but keep in mind Kirby
- 50:09Speaker 1: got down to like the last cut like Kirby took
- 50:11Speaker 1: it to uh took it to the training camp with
- 50:14Speaker 1: the Colts.
- 50:15Speaker 2: Yeah and Kirby was very productive as a member of
- 50:17Speaker 2: the secondary like he was he was notably good as
- 50:20Speaker 2: a college football player but even with Champ Bailey in
- 50:24Speaker 2: the room he was described as an asshole in case
- 50:27Speaker 2: you want to doubt whether a big attitude and a
- 50:30Speaker 2: set of nuts will get.
- 50:30Speaker 1: You far yep my biggest Kirby criticism three lettuce.
- 50:37Speaker 2: Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Yeah. That's a decision. That's T-U-F-F tough.
- 50:48Speaker 2: That's a decision.
- 50:48Speaker 1: That's him and homeboy Hall of Famer Will Buschamp. Speaking
- 50:54Speaker 1: of stories. The Kappa Alpha order. That's another one.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Like, hey, boys, boys, boys. At no point did you
- 51:02Speaker 2: try to reconcile any of these ideas. You know, we
- 51:05Speaker 2: were talking about incoherent politics. We could go a long
- 51:07Speaker 2: time on the incoherent politics of people in college football.
- 51:10Speaker 1: I would love to hear, hey, Will Muschamp, another former
- 51:13Speaker 1: college DB. That means he's got some cold switch in him,
- 51:16Speaker 1: and I would love to hear his attempts when he
- 51:19Speaker 1: does it.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Volume. I think it's just volume. I think he's just yelling.
- 51:24Speaker 2: From what I've seen, Will's just going to speak country
- 51:27Speaker 2: and hope that you meet him at one end of
- 51:29Speaker 2: one poll of that or another. I think that's where
- 51:31Speaker 2: he is. Does... Kirby have a favorite Kilo Ali song.
- 51:38Speaker 2: I'm going to guess it's, I'm going to guess it's baby, baby. Right.
- 51:41Speaker 2: I think that's. Yeah.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Or if you ever heard love in your mouth, he wasn't,
- 51:48Speaker 2: he wasn't a frat, right. They tend to gravitate toward that. Right.
- 51:50Speaker 2: That is true.
- 51:51Speaker 1: So I had never thought about what kind of parties them, uh,
- 51:54Speaker 1: Sigma alpha Epsilon's have other than ones I wouldn't attend.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Um, Yeah, they might have other ones. Can I ask
- 52:02Speaker 2: a question? Do you think Kirby Smart's ever hit a
- 52:04Speaker 2: body roll? That's all I want to know. No, no,
- 52:07Speaker 2: he ain't got that Baker Mayfield in him. Okay, okay.
- 52:11Speaker 2: Will must champ. Listen, I think Will has some game,
- 52:16Speaker 2: and this is just based on everyone who meets Will
- 52:18Speaker 2: likes him, and everyone who works with him likes him.
- 52:20Speaker 2: I think it's interpersonal skills. Again, he was a vibe,
- 52:23Speaker 2: and I think being a vibe will keep you in
- 52:24Speaker 2: the building longer wherever you are. So that's my question.
- 52:28Speaker 2: One of the two of them, attending UGA in the 90s,
- 52:32Speaker 2: has hit a body roll. It's one of the two
- 52:34Speaker 2: of them, and I'm not sure which one. Yes.
- 52:35Speaker 1: I want to hit us with one last thing before
- 52:37Speaker 1: we get out of here, because I keep seeing this headline,
- 52:40Speaker 1: and it is Oklahoma State's Gundy vows he's staying put.
- 52:44Speaker 1: And I just need to know why it is that
- 52:46Speaker 1: he thinks he has anything to do with that.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Is this like when you yell out to the SWAT
- 52:52Speaker 2: team that you have some demands before you exit the building? Like,
- 52:56Speaker 2: what are we talking about? You're done in this town. No,
- 52:59Speaker 2: you're done, dude. Done.
- 53:02Speaker 1: Speaking of people, a person that people used to like,
- 53:04Speaker 1: but then stopped liking.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Winning covers a lot of that. Winning will cover that
- 53:10Speaker 2: for a long, long time.
- 53:11Speaker 1: I think winning in this case built the asshole and
- 53:14Speaker 1: then didn't stick around long enough to give the cover.
- 53:17Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, COVID didn't help with that either. I
- 53:20Speaker 2: think in addition to that, the inability to adapt more
- 53:24Speaker 2: than anything else. We're talking about coaches who have made
- 53:28Speaker 2: the switch and understand how to swim in this new tide.
- 53:31Speaker 2: He's not one of them. He is not one of
- 53:33Speaker 2: them at all. They were ridiculously late to the portal.
- 53:35Speaker 2: They were really slow on NIL. Gundy was not big
- 53:38Speaker 2: on NIL from the jump. And by the way, you
- 53:40Speaker 2: want to talk about the dog who's biting cheeks in 2025.
- 53:45Speaker 2: It's NIL. NIL has managed to slow down and or
- 53:51Speaker 2: possibly doom Dabo at Clemson. I think it's a slow process.
- 53:54Speaker 2: I think Dabo has shown that he can learn and
- 53:56Speaker 2: adapt better than I think people think he can. I
- 53:59Speaker 2: don't know if that's entirely possible at the speed that
- 54:01Speaker 2: it needs to happen at this point at Clemson. But
- 54:05Speaker 2: whatever they're doing recruiting-wise, and it's not just the portal,
- 54:07Speaker 2: by the way. It's like missing on skilled players and
- 54:10Speaker 2: the development of their offensive line and all this kind
- 54:11Speaker 2: of stuff. But whatever it is that needs to happen there,
- 54:15Speaker 2: there's a greater chance of it happening at Clemson than
- 54:17Speaker 2: there is at Oklahoma State. Particularly because Oklahoma State's margin
- 54:20Speaker 2: of error is so much smaller. They have no real...
- 54:24Speaker 2: Like they can't make a mistake and not feel it.
- 54:27Speaker 2: And they can't make 10 mistakes and not feel it hard.
- 54:30Speaker 2: And I think that's what's happened there. They have a
- 54:33Speaker 2: difficult situation to begin with. They're essentially like if you're saying, well,
- 54:37Speaker 2: what is Oklahoma State? They're Mississippi State. They are the
- 54:40Speaker 2: second school in a college football environment that has three
- 54:44Speaker 2: schools in state at least. Right. Depending on how you count,
- 54:47Speaker 2: you know, others that all want to be good at football.
- 54:51Speaker 2: and don't have enough population for it. So you have
- 54:53Speaker 2: to pull from other places. You have to develop. You
- 54:55Speaker 2: have to do all of that kind of stuff. You
- 54:57Speaker 2: have to take so many extra steps to be good
- 55:00Speaker 2: that if you miss out on a fundamental block at
- 55:02Speaker 2: this point, like NIL, and then you mess up in
- 55:05Speaker 2: the portal, it's done. You're fried. And worse than the
- 55:08Speaker 2: Ole Miss situation.
- 55:10Speaker 1: I mean, look, Mississippi and college football is a documentary
- 55:13Speaker 1: all by itself. But Oklahoma has no reason to think
- 55:19Speaker 1: it should ever be good as a state. Except for
- 55:21Speaker 1: the fact that OU is like, we can be good
- 55:23Speaker 1: because we're close to Dallas.
- 55:25Speaker 2: We're close to Dallas.
- 55:26Speaker 1: Tulsa, on the other hand, is close to Arkansas.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Which also has one too many football teams, right? Yes.
- 55:36Speaker 2: Like Arkansas State. What are you doing, man? Like, that's amazing.
- 55:40Speaker 2: I love that you even exist. That's a hard ask.
- 55:43Speaker 2: I don't know what it would take.
- 55:45Speaker 1: For you to get me to go to the other
- 55:47Speaker 1: school in Arkansas.
- 55:49Speaker 2: Even consider this. Okay, so the SEC came out with
- 55:51Speaker 2: new pods. They came out with their rotation for the year.
- 55:55Speaker 2: They're going to go with this rotation of rivals, permanent
- 55:57Speaker 2: rivals until 2029. So this is only a four-year arrangement. Naturally,
- 56:01Speaker 2: people are going to burn cars and riot about it,
- 56:03Speaker 2: but everyone's given three rivals. They did what you should
- 56:08Speaker 2: do with Arkansas, okay? And what you should do with
- 56:10Speaker 2: Arkansas is you should give them the states around them
- 56:14Speaker 2: so that you have these nice, continuous, contiguous rivalries, right?
- 56:19Speaker 2: That's what you should do. That makes sense. Do you
- 56:21Speaker 2: know who Arkansas gets because of their situation? Oh, they
- 56:24Speaker 2: just get Missouri, Texas, and LSU. L-L-L. That's what you get.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Every year, you get three bricks to the face because
- 56:33Speaker 2: that's where you are. They can't change that. For the
- 56:37Speaker 2: next four years, that's who their permanent rival is. They are,
- 56:39Speaker 2: to me, major conference East Carolinas. This is what I mean.
- 56:45Speaker 1: East Carolina is a very interesting job. One, because it's
- 56:50Speaker 1: very close to the Tidewater area, which means it has
- 56:52Speaker 1: access to players that would surprise you, like some they
- 56:55Speaker 1: could get if they ever really got the ball rolling.
- 56:57Speaker 2: But the truth is, what their.
- 56:59Speaker 1: Fans want is to play games against and to occasionally
- 57:03Speaker 1: beat teams that they should never.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Be better than. Right? Carolina... NC State. That's who they
- 57:10Speaker 2: want to play.
- 57:11Speaker 1: That's who they want to beat with some understanding that
- 57:14Speaker 1: they can't do it all the time. Arkansas, Texas is
- 57:18Speaker 1: still their biggest rival and they played like four times
- 57:20Speaker 1: in the last 30 years. That's who they want to play.
- 57:23Speaker 1: They want to play Texas A & M, but obviously
- 57:25Speaker 1: that one has to slow down for a little bit. Oklahoma,
- 57:28Speaker 1: there's never been like a historical rivalry there or whatever.
- 57:30Speaker 1: But what is close for them is games they cannot
- 57:33Speaker 1: win or games that they should not win.
- 57:35Speaker 2: That's what's in the neighborhood for them. Yeah. Play your neighbors.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Our neighbors are horrible. Yes. And they're very big and
- 57:41Speaker 2: very strong.
- 57:41Speaker 1: All of them have some advantage that we simply do
- 57:44Speaker 1: not have. Like Missouri, for example, which has never been
- 57:46Speaker 1: able to really get that thing on the road, but
- 57:48Speaker 1: it is a state with two decent sized cities. Like
- 57:50Speaker 1: there are worlds in which things can come together and
- 57:53Speaker 1: they can put together pretty good teams.
- 57:55Speaker 2: That is a, listen, everyone sleeps on Missouri right now.
- 57:57Speaker 2: That is including me for a long time, intentionally and unintentionally.
- 58:02Speaker 2: That is a sleeper team. They are nasty. They have
- 58:04Speaker 2: a very mobile quarterback who has a problem. And they
- 58:07Speaker 2: have managed to say, hey, listen, we're going to occupy
- 58:10Speaker 2: our lane recruiting-wise, and we're going to make sure everyone's
- 58:12Speaker 2: paid and taken care of. And they have done a
- 58:14Speaker 2: very good job of roster building there on a level
- 58:16Speaker 2: that I don't think people really appreciate. Hire a nerd
- 58:19Speaker 2: as a coach, and you get nerd results. Nerds are organized.
- 58:22Speaker 2: Nerds get results. And that's what they've managed to do.
- 58:24Speaker 2: And you can hire a nerd in Missouri.
- 58:26Speaker 1: You can't get on that job at Texas A & M,
- 58:28Speaker 1: but you can hire a nerd in Missouri.
- 58:30Speaker 2: I mean, quietly, Texas A & M is the only
- 58:33Speaker 2: school in the SEC with an Ivy League head coach,
- 58:35Speaker 2: by the way. That is Mike Elko graduated from Penn.
- 58:38Speaker 2: That still counts. That's an Ivy League joke. He's out
- 58:41Speaker 2: here cosplaying then. Yeah. Oh, by the way, you mentioned Tidewater.
- 58:44Speaker 2: I have a player to hit you to before we
- 58:46Speaker 2: get too much further along. Brandon Hillman. Brandon Hillman of
- 58:50Speaker 2: Michigan is a safety who really enjoys contact a lot.
- 58:54Speaker 2: There's a shot of him getting ready to hit a
- 58:56Speaker 2: guy for Nebraska and he's smiling in his helmet before
- 58:58Speaker 2: he hits him. Like you can see his eyes lit
- 59:00Speaker 2: up and he gets real happy. He also got an
- 59:02Speaker 2: unsportsmanlike conduct penalty uh where he stood up in front
- 59:06Speaker 2: of the nebraska bench and did did this you can
- 59:09Speaker 2: see i'm podcast listeners i'm extending my fists up and
- 59:13Speaker 2: down my forearms up and down in front of my
- 59:15Speaker 2: face uh it did that in front of the entire
- 59:17Speaker 2: nebraska bench after a third down that they defended which
- 59:22Speaker 2: they did not defend because of his unsportsmanlike penalty brandon
- 59:25Speaker 2: hillman's awesome yeah and where is he from It's from Portsmouth, Virginia.
- 59:31Speaker 2: That'll do it. Portsmouth VA, baby. That'll do it. Wow.
- 59:36Speaker 1: We had so much college football that I can still
- 59:39Speaker 1: say plenty for Georgia.
- 59:40Speaker 2: Alabama with L.
- 59:42Speaker 1: And then we will come back later this year to
- 59:44Speaker 1: do a wellness check on Kalen DeBoer. I mean, they
- 59:49Speaker 1: beat Georgia last year, which means there is a good
- 59:52Speaker 1: chance that this year they could lose by a million.
- 59:56Speaker 2: Gunner Stockton might be better than we think, Hill.
- 59:59Speaker 1: Yes, and Ty Simpson, one of my good friends, Demetri,
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: he's a big Alabama psych. He's like, okay, he's better
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: than I thought he was, but he's going to do
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: three whiskey tango Foxtrots per game.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: Minimum, minimum. And you know who wants him to do those?
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Kalen DeBoer. Y'all signed up for this. This is a
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: mine cart ride. This is a, you're going to win
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: games 45-42, and you're not really going to like how
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: it happened.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Alabama has six more games against teams whom are currently ranked.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: and a game against South Carolina, which is a wild card.
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: You never, your quarterback's not going to be better than theirs. No,
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: I would, I would say this for Kayla Nabor, that
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: trip you make to the planes to close out the year,
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: you better go ahead and win that game.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: You should be playing a desperate man at that point.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: Guess what? You're going to be playing a desperate man
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: and you're going to be one too. That's you want
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: the iron bowl to have real stakes. Okay. Okay. Ideally,
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: what you want is number one versus number two in
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: the iron bowl, two outstanding football teams. But if you
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: can't get that, you know what you want? Two people
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: playing for their jobs. Yes. Eight and four versus six
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: and five. Oh baby.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: We got to actually for Alabama nine and three made
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: as well be five and seven.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: Like they go to that bad boy, eight and three.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: yeah playing for your jobs and your personal safety who
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: can get out of the stadium.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Right i'm just trying to protect my windshield that's all
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: i'm concerned about i don't want nobody throwing a brick
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: through my.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Windshield um yeah you're gonna be saying like a good
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: neighbor after that you're gonna be calling state farm it's.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: Gonna be some damage mayhem here right they'll be running
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: through all of it in fact if it gets a
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: little too rough uh saving a problem gonna show up
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: in them blue jackets to tell you about the other
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: costs from your accident.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Yeah if you see a talk if you see a
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: duck walking toward you that's your friend that day walk
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: that way okay because that's safety behind you don't look.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: I had not realized until this discussion just how much
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: advertising there is for insurance we ain't even get to
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: talk about the emu yet i was probably like the
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: emu ain't got into the college football game.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Yet no i like that they advertise during college football
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: because basically it's looking at me and going hey I
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: bet you break a lot of stuff. And I'm like,
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: shut up. Yeah, I bet. I bet you're totally forgotten
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: a hole in your house. And you're like, how'd you
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: know about that? Yeah.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: Let me tell you, man, that boy may him may
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: him get that may him money. And what I'm sure
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: are very nice residual checks for law and order SVU.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Mayhem out here quietly ball 30 rock he gets residuals
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: for 30 rock.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I did i did not know he was on 30
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: rock oh.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah dennis dennis gets some uh residuals from
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: 30 rock as well so like between him and flow
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: like like our our new barons we need if we
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: if we need new oligarchs let it be insurance spokesmen
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: they seem a lot more affable than the ones we
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: currently have.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Hey man let me tell you this is an off-air
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: discussion but that residual game is like slowly going away
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: but If the residual gain could be for others what
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: it's been for me, which has not been life-changing but
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: incredibly supplemental, imagine 20 years of SVU. And SVU's on
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: television all the time. And it's over-the-air residuals.
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: Over-the-air. Look, man, I just got a check.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: In the mail the other day for $ 150 for a
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: disappearance I did on The Best Man like two, three
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: years ago. And it's for whoever is still streaming the
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: best man trilogy or every was that came on. And
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: I'm in that shit for a minute at most.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Now is that a hundred dollars, a lot of money? Obviously,
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: of course it's not, but you just heard the way
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: that I described it.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: So every few months or so I'll get like two, $ 300, 150,
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: whatever off of the best man.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: Make your little jokes about iced tea, describing a drug
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: that he clearly does not understand all you like. Right.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: It's called chicken pox. Yeah. Like you go ahead and
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: make those jokes. The residual checks that iced tea would
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: get make you weep.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: He has got to, I mean, that's gotta be a
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: seven figure just laying in the cut.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: Just, just, you know, his house, he's had that thing
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: paid for. Yes. Yeah. Like he can just now restock
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: the snack machines that he has in his basement. Yes,
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: he can.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: And then he'd be, you know, he'd do a murder
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: show for oxygen called In Ice Cold Blood. And whatever
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: that shit is, he'd be trying to sell me for
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: my car that I don't have.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Listen, he's not Shaq, but quietly. He's a mogul.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: Them residuals, them NCIS jokers, all of them, man. You
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: get you on a nice crime procedural.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: I'm not trying to hook you know, the 17 year
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: olds on anything. I'm looking, are you 65? Right. Do
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: you sit in front of the TV a lot? Do
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: you have a credit card that you pull out too often?
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: I'm looking to talk to you. Yes. Do you want,
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: we need more Matlock. Like this is the Matlock economy.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: What you need are more procedurals aimed at 65 year
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: olds where they're like, Hey, a young person's committed a crime,
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: but an old cop is going to find out about it.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: I had never really thought about that dynamic, the old
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: people outsmarting the kids.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: Dude, listen, you could sell that for the rest of eternity, right?
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Who is he? He's an old guy or an old woman.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: What are they doing? Solving crimes. Angela Lansbury was like,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: do you know what old people don't trust? Horny young people, right?
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: It was always, oh, that lady's sleeping with that guy,
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: and that's why he killed her. And I figured it out.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: You know why? I'm old and wise. Then at the end,
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: I crack a joke because I'm lighthearted about it. It's great.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: You could sell that for the rest of eternity and
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: make a bank on it. Murder, he wrote.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: His name is Spencer Edward Hall. Check him out at
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Channel 6. Check out the Shutdown Fullcast. My brother, I
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: appreciate you as always.
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