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Why Merch Pays More Than the Show · Clone Wars: The Spinoff

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  Man, my, my knees are still barking from that stage in Atlanta last weekend.
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  We, we played this twelve hundred capacity spot downtown, right?
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  And, and look, the door guarantee, after all the weird venue deductions they slapped
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  on us, came out to like fifteen hundred bucks.
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  I was, I was staring at the settlement sheet thinking, man,
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  how are we paying for the sprinter van?
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  Wait, wait, fifteen hundred total for a packed twelve hundred cap room?
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  That is, that is brutal, bro.
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  Brutal!
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  But then, um, then my girl counted up the cash and the terminal at the merch table.
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  Three thousand eight hundred dollars in physical gear.
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  We, we literally made more than double from t shirts and hoodies than from the
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  actual venue guarantee.
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  See, that right there, that is the secret sauce.
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  Across all genres, average merch spend sits around two to eight dollars per attendee
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  head.
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  But in hip hop?
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  When you throw in limited, room exclusive drops or high concept artwork that fans
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  can only grab that night, people are not just buying a shirt,
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  you know?
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  They are buying proof they were in the building.
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  The urgency is crazy.
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  It is pure survival, man.
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  You know I had to stay lit just to make it through the daily grind back in the day,
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  and this whole table setup?
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  It is just the modern evolution of selling tapes out the trunk in the nineties.
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  Back then, if you did not hold your own physical product, you did not exist.
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  You were at the mercy of some label or some club owner taking ninety percent.
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  Holding your own physical merch today, that is Knowledge of Self.
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  That is pure cultural sovereignty right there on the folding table.
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  It is not just culture, Dandy, it is basic asset management.
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  When you control the distribution at the point of sale, you control the enterprise.
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  Let us look at the actual Currency Development equations here.
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  To pull in thirty five dollars gross from streaming, how many streams do you think
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  you need on Spotify?
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  You need roughly eight thousand seven hundred and fifty streams.
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  Eight thousand seven hundred and fifty!
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  Or, or you sell one single thirty five dollar t shirt at Calvin table.
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  On bulk blanks, your profit margin sits comfortably at sixty to seventy five
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  percent.
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  You throw in tote bags or dad hats?
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  You are looking at over seventy percent net margin.
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  Streaming is branding, but the merch table is the cash engine.
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  That, that eight thousand streams figure is insane when you lay it out like that.
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  Like, I went to business school at LSU, we talked about margin,
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  but seeing eight thousand seven hundred and fifty streams equal one shirt?
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  That changes how you pack the tour bus.
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  And look at where the industry is shifting right now.
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  In small to mid size rooms, zero percent merch cuts are becoming the standard,
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  as long as you bring your own team to run the table.
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  Venues used to take twenty percent off the top just for letting you stand in their
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  lobby!
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  Yeah, but you got to keep your eyes open.
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  They will still try to slide those hidden gross revenue splits into the fine print.
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  You have to bring that Supreme Mathematics degree of Understanding to every single
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  page of that venue agreement.
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  If you do not understand the math, they will split your profits before you even step
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  on stage.
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  Exactly.
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  So if you are an independent artist hitting the road this week,
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  here is your actionable financial roadmap.
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  Step one, set up your multi state sales tax registration before you cross state
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  lines, so you are not hit with back taxes and penalties later.
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  Step two, make sure you are issuing proper 1099 forms for your road staff and merch
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  sellers.
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  And step three, audit every merch clause in your performance contract before you
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  sign.
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  Demand zero percent venue cuts if you bring your own seller,
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  or walk away.
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  Man, audit those contracts before you roll out.
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  Real talk, that table is how we keep the lights on.