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- 0:06Speaker 1: Drama Darling, Drama Darling Drama Darling.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Hello and welcome in this is drama Darling. I'm Amie
- 0:24Speaker 2: Phillips and I've got a pop callar joining me, Deanna
- 0:30Speaker 2: Chang and Emily. Theresa's ladies, what's up Hello today? Revisiting
- 0:37Speaker 2: a pop caller from yesteryear. As you all know, it's
- 0:42Speaker 2: been a while since I've given my pop collar a
- 0:44Speaker 2: shout out, and that is because Emily reminded me of it,
- 0:49Speaker 2: and Deanna leaned into it and said uh and really
- 0:52Speaker 2: confirmed that. Diana, could you say it? A pop callar?
- 0:54Speaker 3: What what does it represent to you if you see
- 0:57Speaker 3: a gal with a pop callar? She's like, I'm in
- 1:00Speaker 3: control of my life. I'm living my best life. I
- 1:03Speaker 3: walk into the room and I own it like I
- 1:06Speaker 3: got it figured out.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. I love that that breakdown of a
- 1:11Speaker 2: pop collar, Emily. The reason why this came to Fruition
- 1:15Speaker 2: today is because you are film buff, as we all
- 1:18Speaker 2: know well. And I would like to say really niche
- 1:22Speaker 2: niche of yeah, films of old movies.
- 1:25Speaker 4: But last night I went to see a not so
- 1:27Speaker 4: old movie, nineteen eighty one's Rich and Famous, starring Kandesbergen
- 1:34Speaker 4: and Jacqueline Bussett.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Director.
- 1:35Speaker 4: It's George Kuchour's last film he directed Anyway. It was
- 1:38Speaker 4: part of You Must Remember This Screenings and Love. Jacqueline
- 1:43Speaker 4: Busset in every scene has a popped collar, including at
- 1:48Speaker 4: the end a bathrobe scene where they've clearly made a.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Popped call for the bathroobe.
- 1:55Speaker 2: My breath has been taken away. I do not interpect
- 1:58Speaker 2: that you were holding back in our free podcast conversation.
- 2:01Speaker 2: I did not know we were getting to a bathrobe pop,
- 2:05Speaker 2: a pomped bathrobe rim.
- 2:08Speaker 1: It's really like.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Yeah, are you saying that there was the like it
- 2:15Speaker 3: was this sort of cylinder type For me.
- 2:18Speaker 2: It was what it was, a square collar. I can't
- 2:23Speaker 2: picture it.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Your line makes sense. Doesn't that something that's real?
- 2:28Speaker 5: You have to watch?
- 2:30Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, white crisp white popped bathrobe collar.
- 2:34Speaker 1: What Now, that's not what I.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Was picturing at all, And picturing the full down portion
- 2:39Speaker 2: is just.
- 2:40Speaker 4: You got you gotta watch it, you gotta stick stick
- 2:43Speaker 4: it through the end, and I will tell you it
- 2:45Speaker 4: is a great movie. I hadn't ever seen it, and
- 2:47Speaker 4: I can't believe not a lot of people know about it,
- 2:51Speaker 4: but I mean, I guess it was up against pod
- 2:55Speaker 4: Yeah wow, I mean right, that's the same year that
- 2:58Speaker 4: would have been.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Should tell you exactly right. I mean, look, you know
- 3:05Speaker 2: I love my old films. I'm right with you, Emily,
- 3:07Speaker 2: but you you one up me on a daily on
- 3:10Speaker 2: the daily, according to Jasmine on the daily. Anyway, I'm
- 3:15Speaker 2: happy that we're visiting that also, Darlings. If you're listening
- 3:18Speaker 2: to this on the public, thank you, thank you for
- 3:20Speaker 2: being here. Welcome in, Darlings. Give it a five star review.
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- 3:43Speaker 2: many recaps, as it were, my god, so many, so
- 3:48Speaker 2: many things happening over there. So what you don't hear here,
- 3:51Speaker 2: you're going to hear over there, bravo and beyond. Now
- 3:55Speaker 2: we are going to get into this week's episode of
- 4:01Speaker 2: the Valley. So why don't we just go ahead and
- 4:04Speaker 2: welcome ourselves.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Welcoming, thank you.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome into a millionairebnbs and condos and homes, rental properties.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Nothing's nothing has a mortgage attached to it, Like we're
- 4:21Speaker 3: really feels like we can't get nothing feels you know, sordid,
- 4:31Speaker 3: like real estate is here and it's there and it's everywhere.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Yeah they're not. No one's collars are popped on the valley.
- 4:38Speaker 5: Let's just bet.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Jesse's is. But it's bullshit. But yeah, yes, I will say.
- 4:49Speaker 4: I did watch the After Show this week. They do
- 4:51Speaker 4: get into the numbers.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Yes he does.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I heard, let's get into that right now. Let's do
- 4:57Speaker 2: it right quick, because I love a number. You know,
- 5:00Speaker 2: know you all hear everyone here at this drama Darling
- 5:03Speaker 2: table loves a number. I Emily, I think you saw
- 5:09Speaker 2: the entire way through of the After Show. I only
- 5:10Speaker 2: saw like the first I don't know, fifteen minutes. But
- 5:14Speaker 2: so their mortgage was eight thousand dollars a month. Then
- 5:19Speaker 2: now because of as we heard, because of Jacks's taxes,
- 5:23Speaker 2: it's eighteen thousand dollars a month. But he didn't pay
- 5:26Speaker 2: taxes for eight years. They love the eights. Eights are
- 5:31Speaker 2: not a good number.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I thought it.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Was six six years he didn't pay taxes. Yeah, oh,
- 5:39Speaker 2: I just popped it up to an eight. Just that's
- 5:42Speaker 2: sounded like an eight to me, but it could be.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Let's just put an eight or six and allegedly thrown
- 5:48Speaker 4: allegedly after.
- 5:49Speaker 2: It triple As just called that allegedly. And so now
- 5:55Speaker 2: you know she's still in that house though, isn't she.
- 5:58Speaker 1: The Jackson Brittany, Yeah, yeah, I believe so.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Yeah, he did pay his taxes, he's now, I mean,
- 6:05Speaker 2: if we believe him, he did say that he back
- 6:08Speaker 2: paid you know, a lot of things, including mortgage, including
- 6:13Speaker 2: the taxes. Brittany in the after show, Emily, correct me
- 6:16Speaker 2: if I'm wrong, but she said that the second that
- 6:20Speaker 2: she moved out in twenty twenty four, in February, he
- 6:25Speaker 2: didn't pay the mortgage since that since the jump, Whereas
- 6:29Speaker 2: on the actual The Valley Show, she was saying to
- 6:32Speaker 2: everyone that she had just realized that he wasn't paying
- 6:35Speaker 2: the mortgage since May, and it was August, but according
- 6:38Speaker 2: to the after show, it goes back to February. Correct, Emily,
- 6:42Speaker 2: that's goad.
- 6:43Speaker 1: I think so.
- 6:44Speaker 4: And on top of that, there's no support for he
- 6:50Speaker 4: has only paid in twenty twenty four and twenty twenty five,
- 6:53Speaker 4: a total of like maybe allegedly five thousand dollars to
- 6:57Speaker 4: Brittany for child support. Wow.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Yeah, So can.
- 7:05Speaker 3: We pull back a little bit, just because I want
- 7:07Speaker 3: to get my bearings on the houses and the rentals
- 7:11Speaker 3: and what's happening.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's zoom out.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Let's zoom out for a second, because I'm trying to understand.
- 7:18Speaker 3: You know, math, as much as I enjoy the numbers,
- 7:21Speaker 3: is not my forte.
- 7:22Speaker 5: So they're with me for a second.
- 7:26Speaker 3: So they were living in one house and then she
- 7:30Speaker 3: moved out because she was like, I'm taking my child,
- 7:33Speaker 3: I'm getting away from this toxic night.
- 7:34Speaker 2: And he wouldn't move out.
- 7:36Speaker 3: He wouldn't move out, and we all judge that, and
- 7:39Speaker 3: she moved into a rental like an AIRBA.
- 7:41Speaker 4: She moved into several airbnbs before she landed on the
- 7:45Speaker 4: one we're seeing in the show with the pool. O. Yeah,
- 7:48Speaker 4: but they all had pools because she said it helped
- 7:51Speaker 4: cruise because that is his thing.
- 7:53Speaker 1: And she wanted to asistency.
- 7:55Speaker 3: Yes, okay, cruise, So she is, and he's he was
- 8:01Speaker 3: living there on his own, and then when he went
- 8:05Speaker 3: to rehab, she's like, well, not moving back into the
- 8:08Speaker 3: house because we don't know what we're doing with the
- 8:10Speaker 3: house and our living situation, sort of leaving a tab
- 8:13Speaker 3: open for them to both come back if the rehab
- 8:17Speaker 3: goes well.
- 8:18Speaker 5: Do you feel that was her intention?
- 8:21Speaker 1: I don't.
- 8:22Speaker 2: I think she just wasn't sure what was going to happen,
- 8:25Speaker 2: and it was staying in that airbnb, right.
- 8:27Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's possible that they were going to come
- 8:32Speaker 3: back together if it was a miraculous time in rehear.
- 8:35Speaker 2: I do think that maybe or she was going to
- 8:39Speaker 2: go back. At the very least she would go back.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Okay is my understanding, Okay, but I'm just that's just
- 8:45Speaker 2: my opinion.
- 8:45Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Okay.
- 8:47Speaker 4: To your point, Deanna, there is like a soft implication
- 8:51Speaker 4: that that could that was maybe on the table because
- 8:55Speaker 4: this was such a show of force on Jack's heart,
- 9:00Speaker 4: you know, in the moment that he was going to
- 9:03Speaker 4: make this big change or try this, go back to
- 9:06Speaker 4: rehab whatever. So right to your point, yeah, I think
- 9:09Speaker 4: that wasn't It wasn't totally off the table. But as
- 9:12Speaker 4: he's there, I do think things are coming into focus
- 9:16Speaker 4: for Brittany because it's not he's not taking it seriously,
- 9:18Speaker 4: So we're seeing.
- 9:19Speaker 5: It would have been a long shot.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ultimately for the two of them to get
- 9:23Speaker 3: back in the house.
- 9:24Speaker 5: But it was like, right, but so you're rent Okay, he.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Gets out of rehab and he could march himself right
- 9:31Speaker 3: back into that house hypothetically that they own. But he
- 9:36Speaker 3: what she's what he chooses to do is not go
- 9:41Speaker 3: back into the house, but to.
- 9:43Speaker 2: Rent a condo.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Yep, rent a condo next to Schwartz, which everyone's head
- 9:49Speaker 3: explodes because it's like, well, we haven't dealt with the house,
- 9:53Speaker 3: we have no plan right now, we're both out of
- 9:55Speaker 3: the house.
- 9:56Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to go party.
- 9:58Speaker 3: It seems like you're setting yourself up to party. And
- 10:01Speaker 3: then we learn that, you know, she hasn't been checking
- 10:06Speaker 3: the numbers on the mortgage, She hasn't opened that tab
- 10:10Speaker 3: on her computer. In terms of what's doing because my
- 10:13Speaker 3: husband is in rehab, he may not be on top
- 10:17Speaker 3: of all the bills that I have.
- 10:18Speaker 5: One that I.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Have to give a little bit of pause to on
- 10:22Speaker 3: her because I'm like, he's in rehab. Does he have
- 10:25Speaker 3: access to a computer to do his bills? Are we
- 10:28Speaker 3: shorts on auto pay? Like I'm wondering about that.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Well, he's got access to his phone, so.
- 10:35Speaker 3: I know, but like, do you hear me all that
- 10:38Speaker 3: at all? Like would you not check to see if
- 10:42Speaker 3: everything's being paid while he's in rehabit me?
- 10:45Speaker 2: Yes, Well, apparently he was in charge of paying the mortgage.
- 10:52Speaker 2: That's the understall. Okay, but he's in rehab. Yeah, but
- 10:57Speaker 2: get okay, you know what I mean?
- 10:59Speaker 5: Well, is it auto pay? It's you know, I don't know.
- 11:02Speaker 2: I mean, I guess the assumption is he's doing taking
- 11:05Speaker 2: care of mortgage and the mortgage is on autopay, you know,
- 11:10Speaker 2: I mean, I understand what it's adding, but like she's
- 11:12Speaker 2: paying other bills, she's paying others. It's odd to you
- 11:16Speaker 2: because her name is on the mortgage also, and I
- 11:20Speaker 2: understand what you're saying. It is odd to me that
- 11:22Speaker 2: she's just now finding out that the mortgage hasn't been
- 11:25Speaker 2: paid when your name is on it. So you're obviously
- 11:28Speaker 2: not getting any alerts or mail. But I can, I
- 11:33Speaker 2: can put the mail aside because we you know, paper
- 11:37Speaker 2: copies and moving around you're not going to get it.
- 11:39Speaker 2: But at least for me, I get a mortgage email
- 11:45Speaker 2: that said, you know this is due. Now it's been paid,
- 11:49Speaker 2: you know, like.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Because your husband didn't change the email and alerts in
- 11:53Speaker 4: the system. I mean, I can see JACKX going in
- 11:56Speaker 4: there and shutting those alerts right off for Brittany him,
- 12:00Speaker 4: the changing the emails and the you know, not taking
- 12:05Speaker 4: her name off. I'm just saying, changing how you get
- 12:07Speaker 4: communication from your bank that I could see Jack student.
- 12:11Speaker 2: I would think that she would maybe make that clear
- 12:13Speaker 2: at this point in the after show by saying, like,
- 12:16Speaker 2: you know.
- 12:16Speaker 6: I did know that he would be paid the mortgage
- 12:19Speaker 6: and I could paid.
- 12:20Speaker 2: They deced to go, did he get a riddle property?
- 12:22Speaker 6: If they don't feature, I couldn't been doing bite, but
- 12:25Speaker 6: he they tapped me off that mortgage alerts and I
- 12:29Speaker 6: didn't even know.
- 12:31Speaker 2: I feel like she could have brought back to the
- 12:33Speaker 2: after show, but she didn't. So I understand what you're saying.
- 12:37Speaker 2: Holding her accountable financially for the mortgage not being paid
- 12:41Speaker 2: is It's a point they're both let's just say, if
- 12:47Speaker 2: you're trauma, they're both being a little reckless and they're
- 12:49Speaker 2: not seeing what's going on at this point, you know, financially,
- 12:54Speaker 2: I guess I don't.
- 12:55Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, no.
- 12:57Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, Brittany also kind of has
- 12:59Speaker 4: said recently that, like, you know, Jas was really jealous
- 13:04Speaker 4: of the money that Brittany was bringing in, and maybe
- 13:07Speaker 4: she wanted him to feel ownership of the mortgage and
- 13:10Speaker 4: have him have that thing, and then also for him
- 13:14Speaker 4: and we just saw him be like, you don't pay
- 13:16Speaker 4: the mortgage, just like neither do you, dude. But anyway,
- 13:20Speaker 4: in that flashback, right.
- 13:22Speaker 2: You don't even pay the mortgage.
- 13:23Speaker 5: She's like a by Ali everbo. It's like so crazy,
- 13:30Speaker 5: I can totally get behind all of it. And maybe
- 13:33Speaker 5: I'm in the weeds.
- 13:34Speaker 3: I guess when somebody's remotely like on if someone was
- 13:37Speaker 3: on vacation for that long or in rehab for that long,
- 13:40Speaker 3: I'm wondering, like, hey, are.
- 13:43Speaker 5: You on top of everything? Bill's wise, I don't know, Yeah,
- 13:49Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, yeah, I's a good question us.
- 13:52Speaker 2: But I think she was in her own weeds, trying
- 13:54Speaker 2: to move from place to place and getting rage texts,
- 13:57Speaker 2: and that was probably she's probably ignoring things that she
- 14:01Speaker 2: should take a look at.
- 14:03Speaker 4: But because also like I would if I'm Brittany and
- 14:06Speaker 4: I know and he's Jacks and that I would think
- 14:10Speaker 4: he's turned on auto pay until the day he dies.
- 14:14Speaker 4: They're gonna overpay the mortgage because he's gonna forget, you
- 14:17Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like he's so sporadic that like,
- 14:21Speaker 4: once autopay is on, that bank account will go to
- 14:25Speaker 4: zero before he turns it off. He'll just forget. And
- 14:27Speaker 4: that's that like in my mind that that's yeah, you know,
- 14:31Speaker 4: like because of just his attention. Once autopay is on,
- 14:35Speaker 4: it's on, it's on.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I wonder if she didn't know about him not paying
- 14:39Speaker 2: taxes for eight years, she knows she did something right, Yeah,
- 14:44Speaker 2: So that and that further makes the point that maybe
- 14:48Speaker 2: you would want to take a look at what's going on.
- 14:50Speaker 2: But regardless. I one of the things about the after Show,
- 14:53Speaker 2: which I thought was so interesting was because we saw
- 14:57Speaker 2: the scene with Brittany at jackson Is and sitting down
- 15:01Speaker 2: with Schwartz and explaining to him that like, look he's been.
- 15:08Speaker 3: You know.
- 15:08Speaker 2: While Tom comes in he's like, oh bah bah, Jax's
- 15:11Speaker 2: seems serene. It's like, are you kidding me? It's such
- 15:14Speaker 2: a such a scene to say a Schwartz thing to say,
- 15:18Speaker 2: and she's like, he hasn't paid the morgane since May.
- 15:22Speaker 2: It could be up to one hundred thousand he's like, oh,
- 15:26Speaker 2: and then instead he rented a condo and he's like,
- 15:30Speaker 2: oh right, yeah, And here she is just being like,
- 15:34Speaker 2: I'm gonna lose everything. I'm gonna lose my dream home,
- 15:36Speaker 2: my family, everything, and he's like, bubba, I'm flabber guested. Meanwhile,
- 15:41Speaker 2: in the after show, we find out that it's like
- 15:44Speaker 2: basically Tom Schwartz. That's I mean, at least Jack's is
- 15:46Speaker 2: saying this that convinced him to get this condo because
- 15:50Speaker 2: he was like, you're gonna be so upset. You can't
- 15:52Speaker 2: just go into any old apartment. When I did that
- 15:55Speaker 2: after my divorce, I was I was in a deep depression.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Go to this condo. It feels like the old home.
- 16:02Speaker 2: It'll feel great. This will be so much.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Better for you.
- 16:06Speaker 2: And so like Schwartz single handedly had a hand in
- 16:10Speaker 2: Jack's renting this condo, and here he is having to
- 16:13Speaker 2: show up and he's just like, oh, flabbergasted, Serene.
- 16:18Speaker 6: Meanwhile, she's like, I gotta lose everything, and it's like, Jude,
- 16:22Speaker 6: you this short Schwartz is so schwartzy to me at
- 16:27Speaker 6: this point. His hands are so dirty everywhere he goes,
- 16:30Speaker 6: but somehow he just skates along with it, you know,
- 16:32Speaker 6: he is he is best friends with the bad guy, right, Yeah.
- 16:37Speaker 3: His Caucasidy, his white male caucasidy, because he's so such
- 16:45Speaker 3: a basic white like he's a basic white male and
- 16:49Speaker 3: that will fucking get you everywhere.
- 16:53Speaker 5: You know, there's just it just you can just skate
- 16:57Speaker 5: like you don't. It's truly.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Tough.
- 17:02Speaker 5: Yeah, but great for him, Great for him.
- 17:05Speaker 2: He's sidecars every bad dude, like I mean him being
- 17:10Speaker 2: metaphorically and physically. And Tom Sandoval's side car is his life,
- 17:15Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, And we look we
- 17:18Speaker 2: like him when he's not anywhere near the Valley of
- 17:22Speaker 2: vander Pump rules like throw him over on summer House,
- 17:26Speaker 2: love him, love him to death. But in these parts,
- 17:29Speaker 2: my god, it's very difficult to watch him, you know,
- 17:34Speaker 2: zig and zag through life next to these guys.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Totally unscathed at this point because he lost everything with
- 17:40Speaker 4: shorts and Sandy's with that bar.
- 17:42Speaker 1: So I will say he got a big old dose
- 17:45Speaker 1: of like he.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Got a taste of My pool is a wounded bush.
- 17:54Speaker 5: And no point did Schwartz go.
- 17:57Speaker 3: You know what, you do have an actual house that
- 17:59Speaker 3: you own that you can slip back into after rehab like,
- 18:03Speaker 3: I guess we're just definitely going to a new place
- 18:06Speaker 3: after rehab.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Is that okay? So I feel bad because now we're
- 18:11Speaker 1: like recapping the after show.
- 18:13Speaker 2: I know, no, but it is important information because when
- 18:16Speaker 2: they had that meetup in the park, remember when BRIT's like,
- 18:20Speaker 2: I agreed to meet and this is the time when
- 18:21Speaker 2: Jackson is excited to meet up with Cruise he hadn't
- 18:24Speaker 2: seen him in so long, and Brittany agreed to meet him.
- 18:28Speaker 2: They both, I suppose, agreed to have a third party,
- 18:31Speaker 2: and the third party.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Which was Jack's therapist, right, and then Nandy was there too.
- 18:37Speaker 2: That's psychotic, but oh well go ahead, nohead, go ahead?
- 18:42Speaker 4: God?
- 18:42Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 18:43Speaker 4: So the uh that's when Jack says, I want to
- 18:46Speaker 4: give this. This should have been in the show, but
- 18:48Speaker 4: I appreciate that they didn't film it. Actually actually, now
- 18:51Speaker 4: that I'm saying out loud, but they they said that,
- 18:55Speaker 4: or Jack said that he and his therapist wanted to
- 18:58Speaker 4: give Brittany and Cruise house, and that's what they were
- 19:01Speaker 4: presenting so Cruz could have consistency and everything. Now, all
- 19:05Speaker 4: of a sudden, after Brittany has signed this lease for
- 19:07Speaker 4: three months, which Jack says he didn't know, and and
- 19:10Speaker 4: then they did, Like everyone apparently knew that Jack's do
- 19:14Speaker 4: she signed a three month lease?
- 19:15Speaker 1: They say the year I meant month and so uh.
- 19:19Speaker 4: Anyway, the point is, I think Jack's thought he was
- 19:23Speaker 4: doing something good.
- 19:25Speaker 3: Without paying for it with unpaid mortgage. Yeah, that's not like,
- 19:31Speaker 3: that's not it's good. Jack's very bad, very but that's
- 19:36Speaker 3: very bad. Yeah, that's crazy. Here, let me give you
- 19:40Speaker 3: our problem. So then you don't have a place to say, right, yeah,
- 19:46Speaker 3: And this conversation goes on between Jackson, whose is his therapist?
- 19:51Speaker 3: The same dipshit who's working with Jesse? Is he?
- 19:55Speaker 1: This is somebody in from the rehab center.
- 19:58Speaker 2: It's a rehab lifeg.
- 20:00Speaker 4: And that's like everybody's like, where what is this place
- 20:04Speaker 4: that is sending having you sign off thousands and thousands
- 20:07Speaker 4: of dollars that you don't have to sign a lease?
- 20:11Speaker 2: I mean, Britty's point is like, why are you allowing
- 20:14Speaker 2: him to sign something when he's not even out of
- 20:16Speaker 2: rehab yet? Why are you allowing him to do this?
- 20:20Speaker 2: How does he have his phone all the time? Well,
- 20:22Speaker 2: we all already know the thing about the phone, So
- 20:24Speaker 2: that's that, oh man, But he you know, and the
- 20:28Speaker 2: way that Jax explains it is that he was apparently bamboozled.
- 20:31Speaker 2: He felt like the therapist in him were sitting here going,
- 20:35Speaker 2: I can't believe she's so upset she stormed off. What
- 20:38Speaker 2: they never saw it going left ever, They never they
- 20:41Speaker 2: thought it was such a great thing and.
- 20:43Speaker 3: So stupid bitches is he is the therapist on the
- 20:48Speaker 3: after show.
- 20:50Speaker 4: Okay, you point, that's a good point, because this is
- 20:57Speaker 4: coming from Jack's right. We don't know that therapist could
- 21:01Speaker 4: be like, this is a bad idea, this is so
- 21:04Speaker 4: in the park and Brittany heard him. No I know,
- 21:08Speaker 4: but like I don't know what the therapist said to
- 21:10Speaker 4: Brittany because we don't hear that from Brittany. We're hearing
- 21:13Speaker 4: only Jack saying the therapist, the therapist, the therapist. Brittany
- 21:17Speaker 4: is saying, like what the fuck is this rehab place?
- 21:19Speaker 4: But like it could very well be that the rehab
- 21:22Speaker 4: facility is like this is a terrible idea, but it's
- 21:26Speaker 4: one of the things in our contracts that we will
- 21:28Speaker 4: go with you to have hard conversation with your family
- 21:31Speaker 4: while you're still under the rehab umbrella or something.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Yeah, but they may not sign it. No, that's what
- 21:38Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 21:39Speaker 4: I think Jackson is probably putting a lot of this
- 21:41Speaker 4: on the rehab facility and the therapist. Meanwhile, they're like, no, no, no, no,
- 21:45Speaker 4: We're just here to help you stay sober while you're.
- 21:48Speaker 1: At the park.
- 21:49Speaker 5: It seems this seems bizarre.
- 21:51Speaker 2: It's all so so odd. All right, Well, while we're
- 21:56Speaker 2: on an odd note, why don't we take a very
- 21:58Speaker 2: quick break.
- 21:59Speaker 3: Sure, we came in the numbers, really got us in
- 22:05Speaker 3: the weeds, but I'm happy to be there.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Yeah, we can bun like yeah, oh no, I like
- 22:13Speaker 1: totally took it into the after show hard.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Okay, wait, all right, okay, everybody, welcome back. We are
- 22:19Speaker 2: recapping the valley. I'm with Deanna and Emily. All right,
- 22:23Speaker 2: So why don't we circle back to the beginning and
- 22:25Speaker 2: Zach is now Instagram official with Benji. Benji is still married.
- 22:30Speaker 2: I believe he lives in a whole other country. I
- 22:32Speaker 2: think it's Canada. They've been together for two years, but
- 22:35Speaker 2: they are Instagram official, and then we Zach is very
- 22:41Speaker 2: excited to know that they're going to be public so
- 22:43Speaker 2: that his husband can find out.
- 22:47Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he dissed his husband for no reason.
- 22:49Speaker 4: But I want to also appreciate that the first eight
- 22:51Speaker 4: minutes of this show was about what a pain in
- 22:54Speaker 4: the ass going to from Lax.
- 22:58Speaker 3: It really was nice because it's such a specific and
- 23:02Speaker 3: I feel like people from the valley are gonna have
- 23:05Speaker 3: to like it's such a like, you know, uber rich
- 23:08Speaker 3: people are not going to have to deal with an
- 23:10Speaker 3: Lax pickup. So there's something about the middle class nature
- 23:15Speaker 3: of this show that I appreciate it.
- 23:19Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that you're gonna get into it.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Yeah, for the valley, I mean, it's vander Pump Rules
- 23:24Speaker 2: at the beginning, adjacent, you know, but it's living in LA.
- 23:28Speaker 2: It's a nice it's nice, and it's also nice. We
- 23:30Speaker 2: got to see a lot of local places around LA.
- 23:35Speaker 2: We got to go to that Los Angeles Loves Waffles place.
- 23:38Speaker 2: We're over at the Heavy Many Yeah, heavy Hand you
- 23:45Speaker 2: guys ever burgers look great?
- 23:48Speaker 5: Heavy Handed. Yeah, I've never heard of that.
- 23:50Speaker 1: I've heard heavy Handed.
- 23:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I've not been there, I've Yeah, it's a smash
- 23:54Speaker 4: burger if you like smash burgers.
- 23:56Speaker 2: If you feel like a smash burger kind of gal.
- 24:00Speaker 2: All right, So then Michelle and Nia they go to
- 24:03Speaker 2: some sort of kids place and they always have like
- 24:05Speaker 2: poor Isabelle. They show Isabelle like lurking and like side eyeing,
- 24:09Speaker 2: and they make it look like she is just one
- 24:12Speaker 2: hundred percent eavesdropping on their conversation.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Yeah, so cute.
- 24:18Speaker 4: I mean everything she's I mean, I just she's also
- 24:22Speaker 4: just like holding what's her what's Nia's son?
- 24:25Speaker 1: Like holding his hand, and like, I love that little girl.
- 24:28Speaker 5: She's sweet.
- 24:29Speaker 2: She seems like she calls her dad Jesse. Is that
- 24:33Speaker 2: Is that something that you think that Michelle said, because
- 24:36Speaker 2: she quoted Isabella saying that she said, I know that
- 24:41Speaker 2: you're that you guys were married and it didn't work out,
- 24:44Speaker 2: and if you want to marry Aaron, Jesse has to go.
- 24:48Speaker 1: I was like, wow, go to the wedding. Yeah, not
- 24:53Speaker 1: go away.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Oh that's not how I do get that.
- 24:56Speaker 5: I didn't go away.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Oh I took it as you. I have to invite
- 25:00Speaker 1: him to the wedding.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Yeah, that's a very positive spin.
- 25:04Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 25:05Speaker 4: I feel like what I thought, Okay, I want a
- 25:08Speaker 4: lot of kids to call their parents by their first names,
- 25:11Speaker 4: and the parents, nine times out of ten hate it,
- 25:14Speaker 4: and they're like, please don't please call me mom and
- 25:16Speaker 4: dad there, But like I think a kid gets into
- 25:19Speaker 4: a face like that, they get out of it, but
- 25:21Speaker 4: while they're in it, I think it's hilarious.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Well, when she's like, it really feels in this situation
- 25:27Speaker 2: not as funny to me, you know what I mean,
- 25:28Speaker 2: because it's a little more tragic. It's a divorce, it's
- 25:31Speaker 2: a very difficult scenario, and so it feels like Isabella's
- 25:40Speaker 2: taking her mom's side and almost like yeah, Jesse is uh,
- 25:44Speaker 2: you know, we all know what Jesse's all about. Okay, Mom,
- 25:47Speaker 2: Like you know, I mean, that's what kind of felt
- 25:48Speaker 2: like a yess you's feeling. Jess kind of was funny
- 25:51Speaker 2: to me. And then of course those cuts to her
- 25:54Speaker 2: that's like noted. But yeah, Michelle wants to get married again,
- 25:58Speaker 2: and Aaron is very much like to me, feels like
- 26:02Speaker 2: a rebound relationships. I'm worried about that. I don't want
- 26:06Speaker 2: her to get married to just the next guy. And
- 26:08Speaker 2: that's very tempting because when you're in a very toxic
- 26:12Speaker 2: relationship for so long, anybody's gonna look perfect anyone, you know.
- 26:18Speaker 4: So and I that's the argument is like I I
- 26:21Speaker 4: was out of that relationship with Jesse for so long
- 26:24Speaker 4: mentally that tech like, yes, technically we just split up,
- 26:27Speaker 4: but I split up a long time ago.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Like, I get that logic too, but I do think
- 26:32Speaker 1: it's not that you did have to take a back till.
- 26:34Speaker 2: Yeah. I completely understand that logic absolutely, and that's perfect
- 26:39Speaker 2: because it can justify any move you make. But at
- 26:43Speaker 2: the end of the day, for you, you do need
- 26:46Speaker 2: more time. You do need more time. You just need
- 26:49Speaker 2: to be alone. I mean, I don't know. Look, I
- 26:51Speaker 2: could be dead wrong, but that's just my own experience,
- 26:54Speaker 2: you know. I mean I just feel like you need.
- 26:55Speaker 3: To best best best best practices. Yeah, we're looking at
- 27:02Speaker 3: best practices. It would be best practices to just stay
- 27:06Speaker 3: the course.
- 27:07Speaker 2: Yeah, just chill out and then and there's nothing else
- 27:11Speaker 2: that happened except I did feel like when Michelle was
- 27:14Speaker 2: telling Nia that story about what Isabella said, did you
- 27:18Speaker 2: see did you feel like Nia was a little like,
- 27:21Speaker 2: this is really unhealthy for your child, Like I kind
- 27:24Speaker 2: of felt that judgment, but I was like, I was
- 27:27Speaker 2: okay with her because I just when Nia was listening
- 27:29Speaker 2: to Michelle talk about Isabella and how they got this
- 27:33Speaker 2: very plain conversation, she was like, oh, I don't know.
- 27:41Speaker 1: That's just Nia, And I mean that in a nice way.
- 27:46Speaker 4: I just so I think, like, yeah, I don't know,
- 27:50Speaker 4: there's just something that I'm like, well, Nia is listening.
- 27:53Speaker 2: But Nia is always listening. Me of that Ro's character
- 27:58Speaker 2: from Monsters, Inc. Where she's like watching, I'm always watching,
- 28:03Speaker 2: is like I'm listening. I'm always listening from room to room.
- 28:07Speaker 2: She pops around. So like, let's get into this whole
- 28:11Speaker 2: Danny and Danny Clarita and Jason situation where Jason is
- 28:18Speaker 2: really he's popping his collar a little too much, probably
- 28:23Speaker 2: on behalf of Janet is what I'm thinking, and really
- 28:27Speaker 2: eats it in the end because he's realizing that he
- 28:31Speaker 2: did come in a little too hard for him. And
- 28:33Speaker 2: then at the pool party, Oh my god, the pool party,
- 28:37Speaker 2: he definitely has to like he was visibly upset, visibly
- 28:41Speaker 2: about to cry and is like, I'm so sorry. That
- 28:44Speaker 2: really wasn't like me, because he was saying like, look,
- 28:47Speaker 2: I don't I don't believe you anything. There's more going
- 28:49Speaker 2: on about you know, it's not just a white claw,
- 28:52Speaker 2: and you know it wasn't just a nap and da
- 28:54Speaker 2: da da da dah. So you know, Danny defending himself
- 29:00Speaker 2: about going in there and taking a shot and you know,
- 29:03Speaker 2: and having a white claw. I have to retract because
- 29:07Speaker 2: last week we were talking about the pantry situation, remember Emily, Yeah,
- 29:12Speaker 2: and there was the discussion about was the tequila was
- 29:17Speaker 2: He said the tequila was behind the door, so the
- 29:19Speaker 2: ast the door, yeah, to get to the tequila. And
- 29:23Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, if that's the case, he
- 29:26Speaker 2: had to shut the door to get to the tequila,
- 29:28Speaker 2: he wasn't just shutting the door to do it in private.
- 29:30Speaker 2: So if he was shutting the door to do it
- 29:32Speaker 2: in private, I take issue with it, that seems weird.
- 29:36Speaker 2: But if it was just shutting the door to get
- 29:38Speaker 2: to the tequila to have a quick shot, I don't
- 29:41Speaker 2: have a problem with that. But then we watched the
- 29:44Speaker 2: footage back and he walked in and shut that door
- 29:46Speaker 2: right behind him. So now I'm thinking, was he just
- 29:50Speaker 2: immediately like I need privacy?
- 29:54Speaker 4: Well that's the going back to like the whole thing
- 29:56Speaker 4: of like I get, I don't appreciate jam by any stretch,
- 30:02Speaker 4: but I do think like she was like, I'm not
- 30:05Speaker 4: holding this secret for you went into a room with
- 30:07Speaker 4: me and closed the door. I'm gonna tell people what
- 30:09Speaker 4: happened when you close that door, Barren square, because they
- 30:12Speaker 4: we're gonna have to come out of this. You're gonna
- 30:14Speaker 4: have to open a door and you and I are
- 30:15Speaker 4: going to walk out.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Yeah, but what that like? Did he shut the door
- 30:19Speaker 2: out of convenience of just knowing he needed to get
- 30:23Speaker 2: behind the door to get the tequila. Because it seems
- 30:25Speaker 2: to me like, no, not anymore.
- 30:28Speaker 1: I think there's more going on.
- 30:31Speaker 5: Let me ask you this. Cameras are rolling.
- 30:34Speaker 3: We're at Amy's house for a little party. Cameras are rolling.
- 30:38Speaker 2: I oh, I have cards over the cameras. Okay.
- 30:45Speaker 3: I am desperate to tear into a bag of cool
- 30:51Speaker 3: Ranch Doritos, and I know I spotted them in your
- 30:54Speaker 3: in your pantry and I go in there. I am
- 30:57Speaker 3: gonna go ahead and close that door so I can
- 31:00Speaker 3: be an animal in that bag of cool rand Dourrito's.
- 31:04Speaker 3: He didn't do a line of coke. He took a
- 31:08Speaker 3: shot of tequila, like we have to get this in
- 31:13Speaker 3: some sort of range of like what it is.
- 31:17Speaker 5: Yes, people have been drinking all the fucked day long, Jesse.
- 31:21Speaker 3: He did two bottles of prosecco before the day kicked off.
- 31:26Speaker 5: We are drinking, that's what we're doing.
- 31:29Speaker 3: So like, I just feel like this is if he
- 31:34Speaker 3: slugged back the equivalent of a shot, we have no problem.
- 31:37Speaker 5: Here in my opinion.
- 31:40Speaker 3: And if he didn't want cameras to see him taking
- 31:43Speaker 3: a full bottle and swigging, I'm fine with that, as
- 31:47Speaker 3: I wouldn't want cameras to see me dive headfirst into
- 31:50Speaker 3: a bag of Dorito's.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Okay, that helps put it into perspective. I mean, I
- 31:54Speaker 2: definitely feel like I'm concerned. We need more time under
- 31:59Speaker 2: our belt where I'm going to land because the Jasmine thing,
- 32:02Speaker 2: it is very the Jasmine was the thing. It's extremely concerning,
- 32:05Speaker 2: the blackout, the grabbing, the ass, very bad, very very bad.
- 32:09Speaker 2: I love that he now has taken account He's taken
- 32:11Speaker 2: accountability for it, not once, not twice, but three times.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Love that for everybody. And I'm so happy that like
- 32:18Speaker 2: Jasmine and Melissa were like, look, we did accept your apology. However,
- 32:23Speaker 2: there's other things that we're doing on and no, you know,
- 32:28Speaker 2: every stern, every stone needs to be turned over so
- 32:32Speaker 2: that we can fully move on. And I'm glad that
- 32:34Speaker 2: they got to that point of being able to feel
- 32:38Speaker 2: very heard and very understood for some points that they
- 32:41Speaker 2: maybe didn't make earlier, and the fact that Danny was like,
- 32:44Speaker 2: I'm here, I'm listening, I'm owning it. I'm so sorry,
- 32:48Speaker 2: very happy about that. To move forward, I guess. I
- 32:52Speaker 2: guess we just need more time.
- 32:53Speaker 1: I don't know, And I don't think that Janet is
- 32:57Speaker 1: Jason is doing Janet's bidding. Honestly.
- 32:59Speaker 4: I think he's circles up with Janet and the two
- 33:01Speaker 4: of them get fired up in that house and and
- 33:05Speaker 4: he like comes out fully charged, right because she's firing
- 33:10Speaker 4: it up.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Yeah, well they both are.
- 33:12Speaker 4: And he's close with Jasmine and and Melissa and so
- 33:16Speaker 4: like like, I think he's just absorbing this and then
- 33:21Speaker 4: comes out like thinking he's gonna save the day. I
- 33:26Speaker 4: do think that's in his nature too, And so I
- 33:29Speaker 4: don't think it's like I don't think Janet's like, here
- 33:32Speaker 4: are the talking points.
- 33:33Speaker 1: No, No, I think they're both. I think he's like
- 33:36Speaker 1: and then you know what, I'm gonna say this, and
- 33:38Speaker 1: then I'm going to say this, and then and it's
- 33:41Speaker 1: like well yeah yeah. But I don't think jan it's like, Okay,
- 33:48Speaker 1: you need to do this.
- 33:50Speaker 2: I mean, she could but I think he's still gonna
- 33:54Speaker 2: do what he's gonna do. But I absolutely do think
- 33:56Speaker 2: that he Yeah, they get each other real fired up,
- 33:59Speaker 2: and that's not in his nature. I think that he
- 34:01Speaker 2: really lean into the reality show aspect of it, and
- 34:04Speaker 2: I think he's having some regrets.
- 34:06Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
- 34:07Speaker 3: And here's the thing though, guys, and I don't know
- 34:09Speaker 3: if everyone remembers this, but a few episodes in the
- 34:12Speaker 3: beginning or even maybe it was last season, at some
- 34:18Speaker 3: point out of his face, he said Danny doesn't have
- 34:22Speaker 3: a drinking problem, but he goes hard a few times
- 34:26Speaker 3: a year, and when he goes that hard, it's a
- 34:30Speaker 3: shit show, essentially paraphrasing, that's paraphrasing when he said, that's
- 34:35Speaker 3: where I'm like, this feels like you and Janet gassed
- 34:39Speaker 3: each other up and you're making a reality show moment
- 34:42Speaker 3: because I have heard you say the truth of what
- 34:45Speaker 3: I think it is, which is Danny Goes has a
- 34:50Speaker 3: problem with monitoring himself a few times a year.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Yeah, Andes or the Jasmine thing though, probably, And so
- 35:00Speaker 2: now I do think that.
- 35:03Speaker 4: It's I do think whatever happens in those moments is
- 35:07Speaker 4: worse than we know. Because reminder, he got kicked out.
- 35:10Speaker 2: Of Jacks That's right, he did. He got kicked.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Out of Jack's event, not that we ever saw that
- 35:17Speaker 4: is bad.
- 35:19Speaker 1: And so to be kicked out Jackson's bar, that is yeah.
- 35:24Speaker 2: So that alone, like that's that does put it in
- 35:27Speaker 2: a different spot. I mean, I do think that, like he,
- 35:32Speaker 2: Danny and Jason needed to have this conversation, and the
- 35:37Speaker 2: fact that Danny's staying the chorus about like I was
- 35:40Speaker 2: not drunk, I had a shot, and I had a
- 35:42Speaker 2: white claw and I was going to take a nap regardless,
- 35:45Speaker 2: I didn't chug. Stop saying chug. I took a swig.
- 35:49Speaker 2: So I think it's important for him to tell his
- 35:51Speaker 2: side of the story because it wasn't necessarily like last
- 35:55Speaker 2: year's Halloween party, you know, it's not the same situation. However,
- 36:00Speaker 2: the bottom line is Danny Clarita's on our radar. We're
- 36:04Speaker 2: watching him, We're always watching and and look, Luke and
- 36:10Speaker 2: Kristen can stick up for him all day, but that's
- 36:12Speaker 2: only because they just want to get a janet, which
- 36:14Speaker 2: I love this whole aspect of it.
- 36:16Speaker 4: So it's just really fucking annoying. And we haven't seen
- 36:20Speaker 4: that Danny when he's binging and really wasted. Maybe he like,
- 36:27Speaker 4: oh god, and so I can and also yeah, yeah,
- 36:33Speaker 4: and also kind of gross.
- 36:35Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds very gross about.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Yeah, so I can see where it's like Jesse can
- 36:40Speaker 4: pound a bunch of button, They're going to overlook his
- 36:42Speaker 4: clear issues.
- 36:44Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's just sitting there with his legs frossed,
- 36:46Speaker 2: showing his lawn socks and yah, you know, he's just
- 36:50Speaker 2: chilling and every once in a while he'll be like,
- 36:51Speaker 2: you're a whore.
- 36:52Speaker 1: I mean, so what so what?
- 36:56Speaker 4: Yeah, whereas Danny's like, oh, now we are all on
- 36:59Speaker 4: the clock with this guy, and it's like annoying.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Yes, right right, right right, And when when they're at
- 37:07Speaker 2: Los Angeles Loves Waffles, Kristin, Luke and Jesse, it is
- 37:11Speaker 2: pretty funny that like, now we get we get Kristin,
- 37:15Speaker 2: we get we get vander Pump rules Kristin at her finest,
- 37:19Speaker 2: which is like, well, Jason is on my shitless now.
- 37:24Speaker 2: So Jason is in no space to be judging anyone's relationship.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Keep your wedding ring on and you can start talking.
- 37:30Speaker 2: And then, like everyone in our group has been talking
- 37:32Speaker 2: about how when Jason goes out he takes off his
- 37:35Speaker 2: wedding ring. Heard it from Zach and confirmed by Jasmine.
- 37:39Speaker 2: And what a slap in the face for poor Jason,
- 37:41Speaker 2: because he had been riding hard for Jasmine and Melissa
- 37:45Speaker 2: got into such a really stuck his neck out, was
- 37:48Speaker 2: choking up at the at Brittany's short party to apologize,
- 37:53Speaker 2: and now he's like, and this is the thanks I get.
- 37:56Speaker 2: I take my wedding ring off. I mean, look, but
- 38:00Speaker 2: Janet are fully.
- 38:02Speaker 4: Not putting anything on Jasmine, so he's they are putting
- 38:06Speaker 4: it all on.
- 38:07Speaker 1: Doty because they just want to Villa any chance yet.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse will not co sign this, and of course
- 38:14Speaker 2: he won't because he's like, it's not a big deal.
- 38:16Speaker 2: I wear my wedding ring.
- 38:17Speaker 3: Leader.
- 38:17Speaker 2: It's like, okay, you're nothing here, Like you can't you
- 38:19Speaker 2: can't get in on this. But but when he was
- 38:25Speaker 2: confronted and Jasmine, Kristin, who was it, Oh yeah, Janet
- 38:31Speaker 2: and Jason someone jays. Janet and Jason confront Kristin and
- 38:36Speaker 2: Luke about this rumor, and then Jasmine comes up. She's like,
- 38:39Speaker 2: oh yeah, I heard it all, like how you say
- 38:42Speaker 2: two years ago and and like you said, they just
- 38:47Speaker 2: ignore Jasmin they're like, Okay, yeah, you may have completely
- 38:51Speaker 2: started this rumor, but we're gonna hone in on Kristin
- 38:54Speaker 2: right now, like we're just gonna give it all to her.
- 38:57Speaker 2: But they pretty much laugh it off and it's very
- 39:00Speaker 2: like there's no truth to any of this and it's
- 39:02Speaker 2: just kind of laughable and the whole like wedding ring
- 39:05Speaker 2: is just kind of funny.
- 39:06Speaker 1: What Yeah, what after show? I think that story okay, Because.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Towards the end of the after show they get into
- 39:13Speaker 4: it and Jasmine and Zach are like, there's a lot
- 39:16Speaker 4: that we didn't say around that rumor, So I don't
- 39:20Speaker 4: know what did they say, so well, they imply there's
- 39:24Speaker 4: more to that story than just not wearing the wedding ring.
- 39:27Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, Jasmine and Zach said that
- 39:30Speaker 2: on the aftershell.
- 39:31Speaker 4: Yeah, because Jasmine went into like what she had heard
- 39:35Speaker 4: and she really leaned in on the source who would
- 39:38Speaker 4: not like be revealed, and like it seems like there
- 39:45Speaker 4: might be more to that story.
- 39:47Speaker 5: Oh my god, I.
- 39:50Speaker 4: Just see it because no season, it's early in our
- 39:55Speaker 4: time with Jason, but we'll see.
- 39:58Speaker 3: Are you a I'm just trying to get my bearings here,
- 40:02Speaker 3: are you a Janet apologist, Emily, No, I know I'm listening.
- 40:13Speaker 3: I need to know where we're standing here because I'm
- 40:15Speaker 3: trying to understand.
- 40:17Speaker 4: Oh, if you want to just get a nice shot
- 40:19Speaker 4: of adrenaline in renewing your valves of Janet anger, watch
- 40:25Speaker 4: last week's after show because your head will explode.
- 40:28Speaker 5: Okay.
- 40:29Speaker 1: No, I just want to myself.
- 40:32Speaker 4: Because sometimes I go too hard on somebody that like
- 40:35Speaker 4: I don't. I want to make sure I'm seeing it
- 40:38Speaker 4: as a devil's advocate my own self.
- 40:41Speaker 1: But if I sound like I'm apologizing for Janet, trying.
- 40:45Speaker 3: To get the lay of the land here where I
- 40:47Speaker 3: do live, standing amongst the three of us, where I.
- 40:51Speaker 5: What we have here, because I know what we have
- 40:53Speaker 5: with you.
- 40:55Speaker 1: No, I mean I think that.
- 40:58Speaker 5: She's awful, you know, I really do. I think that
- 41:04Speaker 5: she's looks to drill.
- 41:08Speaker 3: She's got that kind of energy that I've that's you know,
- 41:14Speaker 3: she's gonna scan to find the problem and drill.
- 41:19Speaker 5: Down on it, you know.
- 41:23Speaker 3: And I can't stand that in someone, you know what
- 41:26Speaker 3: I mean, It's just such a nasty little quality.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I think that.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think Jason did anything. I think it's
- 41:32Speaker 2: all rumors However, I can see in the future someone's
- 41:37Speaker 2: gonna get real tired of these Janet hard to stand
- 41:42Speaker 2: might and then he's going to be like I came
- 41:45Speaker 2: on this reality show. I didn't note at the time,
- 41:48Speaker 2: but I was trying to get away from her.
- 41:51Speaker 5: This is what is it called the like that concept?
- 41:54Speaker 5: You're for Kelsey.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Yeah syndrome?
- 41:59Speaker 2: Oh yes, right, the Kelsey grammar.
- 42:01Speaker 5: The lifeboat.
- 42:03Speaker 3: There's this phrase out there for what happens when you
- 42:07Speaker 3: go on a reality show but you're heading out the door.
- 42:09Speaker 2: I think it's called Kelsey grammar. You're cameilled like something
- 42:15Speaker 2: along those lines, but yes, you're yeah, so.
- 42:21Speaker 5: Sorry, all right. I just had to get clarity.
- 42:24Speaker 4: Guys.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I do love Yeah, you love a David Buster's Janet. Yeah,
- 42:28Speaker 1: that is saving.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Grace and that lasted all of like you know, thirty min.
- 42:33Speaker 1: But it's in her and I can call it up.
- 42:36Speaker 3: There are.
- 42:37Speaker 4: Call it up that I have a hard time. There
- 42:40Speaker 4: are very few of them, but I have a There
- 42:42Speaker 4: are a few people in reality TV that I just
- 42:44Speaker 4: can't Devil's advocate for, and I Janet isn't in that
- 42:49Speaker 4: category yet.
- 42:50Speaker 1: I can still see some good.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Yes, when Brittany has her shark party, Like she's setting
- 42:59Speaker 2: up and she's with her mom and her mom's in
- 43:01Speaker 2: town and stuff like that.
- 43:02Speaker 6: It's like, so, guy, she good the year for a
- 43:03Speaker 6: month and I could do this and I could do
- 43:05Speaker 6: short parties. And her mom's like, you used to always
- 43:10Speaker 6: love Shark Week, Brit Brit. And she's like, oh yeah,
- 43:13Speaker 6: I love it, love it, love it, love that. I
- 43:15Speaker 6: love my Shark Week, love it, love it.
- 43:16Speaker 2: I was like, oh God, I love you so much, Brett.
- 43:18Speaker 1: I just love her.
- 43:19Speaker 2: I mean, what are you gonna do? What a treasure?
- 43:22Speaker 5: What are you gonna do right? Living in our truths?
- 43:26Speaker 2: I also did appreciate when she was talking about oh god,
- 43:31Speaker 2: oh yeah. She was like talking about Jack's and how
- 43:34Speaker 2: she wishes that he was just like locked off in prison.
- 43:37Speaker 6: She was like, and the only way you could get
- 43:39Speaker 6: his phone is if it was shoved up someone's ice hole.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Just shove it up.
- 43:46Speaker 2: Someone's asked, my god, is there any anything else we've
- 43:51Speaker 2: missed you guys? Is there anything else you want to
- 43:53Speaker 2: say about this app.
- 43:55Speaker 4: Well?
- 43:55Speaker 5: I feel like I do want to say that seeing
- 43:58Speaker 5: La La and s.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Oh yeah, thank you for bringing that up. Yes, thank you.
- 44:04Speaker 5: It was so interesting because there, they are right, they're
- 44:09Speaker 5: here on.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Our show Boom, and it just it was like almost
- 44:14Speaker 3: the worst case scenario for them, which was it didn't
- 44:19Speaker 3: move me up or down.
- 44:20Speaker 5: And Amy Phillips didn't even think to mention it when we.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Didn't, you know, and including last week, I forgot to
- 44:28Speaker 2: mention Sheena on a walk with Michelle totally forgot last
- 44:32Speaker 2: week too.
- 44:33Speaker 5: That's a because scenario for them.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Okay, well let's go through this real quick, do I
- 44:39Speaker 2: will say that with Laala calling out Jesse being like
- 44:43Speaker 2: you're a narcissist, actually, no, no, no, not even that part.
- 44:45Speaker 2: I don't even I don't need Lala there to be
- 44:47Speaker 2: like you're a narcissist. I don't have anything to do
- 44:49Speaker 2: with you. I don't need that at all. What I
- 44:51Speaker 2: did like was her saying, what if is a Bella's
- 44:55Speaker 2: ex treated her the way that you're treating Michelle? Like
- 45:00Speaker 2: what if is about like you a daughter? Think about
- 45:03Speaker 2: how you would want your daughter to be treated. That
- 45:06Speaker 2: to me was a nice dose of reality. I don't
- 45:09Speaker 2: think Jesse will ever understand it or get it, but
- 45:12Speaker 2: I appreciated her making that connection. Like imagine someone calling
- 45:17Speaker 2: your daughter a whore.
- 45:19Speaker 1: Michalia has said that to Jesse ten times and he
- 45:23Speaker 1: doesn't hear it. So I don't even know if you.
- 45:26Speaker 2: No, right, I don't think that he's going to hear
- 45:29Speaker 2: anything from Michelle, but like hearing it from someone else
- 45:33Speaker 2: is always going to be at least a little bit
- 45:36Speaker 2: more of an opportunity or a chance that he might
- 45:39Speaker 2: hear it. But he was like, yeah, I would hate it.
- 45:41Speaker 2: I mean, it just it also probably didn't matter. It
- 45:44Speaker 2: didn't move the needle one bit. But I did like that.
- 45:47Speaker 2: I like that she said that. But we don't really
- 45:49Speaker 2: need them on there, do we.
- 45:51Speaker 3: We really don't really you have, like literally the fact
- 45:54Speaker 3: that it's not in your notes, it's chilling.
- 45:57Speaker 1: I mean it is.
- 46:00Speaker 2: Just right by it.
- 46:01Speaker 5: But I almost want to send them a message on Instagram. Like, guys,
- 46:06Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you.
- 46:07Speaker 3: But like in the recap of last night, it wasn't
- 46:12Speaker 3: a highlight, Like it didn't bump us into action.
- 46:16Speaker 5: We didn't we felt nothing.
- 46:19Speaker 4: Well, especially because like this is like her third or
- 46:22Speaker 4: fourth time and she really is just in the background.
- 46:28Speaker 4: So but you know what, the only thing she did
- 46:31Speaker 4: was that phone call and she's not even there.
- 46:33Speaker 5: That was the best. What was the best was phone call? Yeah,
- 46:40Speaker 5: like the girl from Baywatch is cheating on you.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the greatest episode, Like that deserves an Emmy.
- 46:47Speaker 2: That like a great and he was like, okay, moving on,
- 46:55Speaker 2: that was amazing. Okay, yeah that was like that was
- 46:58Speaker 2: so great. But yeah, I think I think the only
- 47:01Speaker 2: way to do this. They're obviously going to sprinkle them
- 47:04Speaker 2: in at some point when the show hits, sprinkle like
- 47:07Speaker 2: a little bit of a down spout, which we don't
- 47:11Speaker 2: know if that's ever gonna happen because it's rought with drama.
- 47:14Speaker 2: I mean I don't I Lord has brought with drama.
- 47:18Speaker 2: But I think that they'll be able to lean back
- 47:21Speaker 2: on them at some point because think about it, in
- 47:24Speaker 2: about three years, Sheena's husband.
- 47:28Speaker 1: What is his name again, Brock was also on the show.
- 47:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was like I was like, I know
- 47:34Speaker 2: that guy. Yeah, he was in there for a second.
- 47:38Speaker 2: He said something like, oh, hey, get in the pool.
- 47:40Speaker 2: I don't know, something like that really short, and I thought,
- 47:45Speaker 2: in about few years, something's gonna happen between the two
- 47:49Speaker 2: of them, that's for sure. And then and then it's
- 47:52Speaker 2: going to be star time for Shina and Brock. On
- 47:55Speaker 2: the show.
- 47:55Speaker 1: But now I have a lot of guilt because what
- 47:59Speaker 1: did we do todays?
- 48:01Speaker 4: We gave basic ass Tom Schwartz our attention and focus
- 48:08Speaker 4: and didn't mention Laala and Sheena.
- 48:10Speaker 1: We vanderpumped this. We we acknowledged that the whitest paint
- 48:16Speaker 1: in the room.
- 48:16Speaker 2: But I think what we dragged the ship out of him.
- 48:19Speaker 2: I mean, like he's acknowledged because he's being dragged.
- 48:23Speaker 3: The most interesting that was interesting with the condo. He
- 48:27Speaker 3: was deep in our pre talk with condo.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Part of the story, whereas Lala and really hard on Jesse.
- 48:35Speaker 2: Right, she did, but she's not connected in any She's
- 48:39Speaker 2: not connected in the story where Schwartz yes, fully supported
- 48:44Speaker 2: Jax to move into that condo, and now he's being
- 48:47Speaker 2: told by Brittany that they're they have all this debt
- 48:50Speaker 2: and like what you know, so he he is in
- 48:53Speaker 2: the narrative, they're just bystanders. And I just needed to
- 48:58Speaker 2: check it, make sure that we weren't being misogynistic.
- 49:03Speaker 3: Yeah, she also just looked so I don't know, she
- 49:11Speaker 3: was standing there like a ghost. I was scared. I
- 49:13Speaker 3: didn't know what was happening.
- 49:14Speaker 1: You need to watch the after show.
- 49:16Speaker 4: Deanna because they're all on the after show and La
- 49:19Speaker 4: La is like that scenes of the act after show
- 49:23Speaker 4: where she's just sitting there because she's filming with Brittany
- 49:27Speaker 4: on the after show, and it like she does not
- 49:30Speaker 4: need to be there.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Doesn't make sense, makes sense at all.
- 49:33Speaker 5: It doesn't make sense.
- 49:34Speaker 3: And it's an idea that producers had before they got
- 49:37Speaker 3: started that they would come in and activate, but they're
- 49:39Speaker 3: not needed.
- 49:40Speaker 2: They're not exactly, and then they have them in the
- 49:43Speaker 2: after show and it's like it's more awkward there than
- 49:46Speaker 2: it is on them being on the show because they're
- 49:49Speaker 2: featured so much on the after show and it's like
- 49:51Speaker 2: why you know they're friends, but like shoot with the
- 49:54Speaker 2: people who are actually regulars on the show, that are
- 49:58Speaker 2: actually full cast members.
- 50:00Speaker 5: So strang, Yeah, can I say one thing that I
- 50:03Speaker 5: did really laugh.
- 50:04Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys need this or not,
- 50:06Speaker 3: but I watched with Wang my husband, yes, and at
- 50:09Speaker 3: one point he he he's activated by Janet and he
- 50:12Speaker 3: was like, at one point he goes, where did you
- 50:14Speaker 3: come from?
- 50:15Speaker 5: Who is she? And then she goes he goes who
- 50:17Speaker 5: are you? Who are you?
- 50:19Speaker 3: Which I guess is something they do in like English
- 50:22Speaker 3: soccer when a player is like not known. He did
- 50:29Speaker 3: like a soccer player taunt. Every time she came on
- 50:32Speaker 3: the screen. He was like, who are you?
- 50:38Speaker 2: I have to get that an audio trouble up. That
- 50:40Speaker 2: would be so funny.
- 50:43Speaker 5: I I'll have him do it. And it's I'm not
- 50:46Speaker 5: doing it correctly.
- 50:47Speaker 2: I mean the crowd doing it.
- 50:49Speaker 1: The crowd.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Okay, listen, we could double up Wing's voice. We could
- 50:53Speaker 2: double it. You know.
- 50:57Speaker 4: Wait.
- 50:57Speaker 2: Last night my daughter was like, why is football called football?
- 51:02Speaker 2: They play it with their hands and I was like, yeah,
- 51:06Speaker 2: and I go, well, actually in the UK they call
- 51:09Speaker 2: soccer football.
- 51:12Speaker 5: They got it right, But it's but isn't it spelled
- 51:16Speaker 5: f ut b o L?
- 51:19Speaker 1: Yes?
- 51:19Speaker 2: So is that still foot? Like your foot?
- 51:24Speaker 3: Like I'm sorry to sound so I think it is.
- 51:27Speaker 3: I think it's still foot. Sure could be wrong, Okay,
- 51:35Speaker 3: my god, I'm I think that.
- 51:36Speaker 2: I'm not the only one. I mean, because they use
- 51:41Speaker 2: the English language, so why would it be football like well.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Because it didn't necessarily start in England. I think it
- 51:48Speaker 4: started uh.
- 51:50Speaker 2: In Roman times, so it's a Roman spelling Greek or Roman.
- 51:55Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, right, In the context of football, fut
- 52:01Speaker 3: is what we're dealing with here stand for FIFA Ultimate
- 52:05Speaker 3: team what that?
- 52:08Speaker 4: But that's not the football predates FIFA. Okay, that that's
- 52:13Speaker 4: I think that's something else, she said different. FIFA is
- 52:20Speaker 4: an associated she said.
- 52:22Speaker 5: One word ultimate, another word team.
- 52:26Speaker 4: I know, I know, but football is how is predates
- 52:33Speaker 4: FIFA the organization.
- 52:36Speaker 2: Correct, She's not saying FIFA.
- 52:40Speaker 1: What are you saying? She says, She's saying the F
- 52:43Speaker 1: stands for FIFA, right.
- 52:45Speaker 5: Right, The F stands for FIFA and the U stands
- 52:47Speaker 5: for ultimate and the team. O.
- 52:50Speaker 2: God, I'm sorry, but that could be wrong.
- 52:53Speaker 5: This is what AI. I don't trust AI.
- 52:56Speaker 1: That's what AI. It throws me off. Yeah. Uh, ancient China,
- 53:02Speaker 1: Greece and Rome roots of football.
- 53:05Speaker 2: I call it football or yeah, it's a because there's
- 53:08Speaker 2: a there's an accent over the you.
- 53:10Speaker 1: Yeah, football guys.
- 53:14Speaker 4: I'm gonna do a deep dive because I'm getting all
- 53:18Speaker 4: kinds of stuff.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Okay, there's band, there's all kinds of stuff we've gotten.
- 53:24Speaker 2: Yeah, we're ending it on an interesting note.
- 53:26Speaker 3: But another one says in football soccer footstep stands for
- 53:32Speaker 3: foods stands for a football ultimate team.
- 53:35Speaker 5: According to e A Sports, that's a different, a different.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's.
- 53:42Speaker 5: Your mom's. I'm just kidding.
- 53:48Speaker 2: Football isn't football Spanish.
- 53:53Speaker 4: I'm seeing its earliest origins, ancient ball games.
- 53:58Speaker 2: Football means soccer.
- 54:02Speaker 4: Uh.
- 54:07Speaker 1: It comes from England as a nickname.
- 54:10Speaker 3: While we're doing this, and I don't know if we've
- 54:12Speaker 3: wrapped or if we're still recorded the people, we're.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Gonna, we're gonna we have to land on a definition
- 54:20Speaker 2: and then I'll cut out the rest of this.
- 54:21Speaker 3: Okay.
- 54:23Speaker 5: I do want to just ask when we when we're Spanish,
- 54:26Speaker 5: I do want to Oh, sorry, go ahead.
- 54:28Speaker 2: The Spanish word for football or soccer is football, a
- 54:34Speaker 2: word whose stress goes to the syllable less syllable play.
- 54:43Speaker 2: This is just a mess. I can't land. It's just
- 54:47Speaker 2: getting words, Okay, go ahead, Dianna, Yes.
- 54:49Speaker 3: Yeah, no, So I just wanted to ask you, guys
- 54:52Speaker 3: one just to circle back to put a pin in
- 54:57Speaker 3: the finances on the house.
- 54:59Speaker 5: I just want to ask you this at that monthly more.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Okay, All right, Well, I think the it just basically
- 55:06Speaker 2: it says that, you know, in Mexico, the word football
- 55:13Speaker 2: is the Spanish translation of football, so it's just widely
- 55:17Speaker 2: used in Mexico and other Spanish speaking countries, and also
- 55:21Speaker 2: I would imagine in other countries as well. Perhaps it's
- 55:26Speaker 2: in Britain all this stuff. Yeah, so it doesn't necessarily
- 55:30Speaker 2: you know, it just it is what it is.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Guys.
- 55:32Speaker 2: If anyone has any.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Others to our history on football, please.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Don't and and really and you don't even need to
- 55:38Speaker 2: set us straight unless it can be very succinct.
- 55:41Speaker 3: But anyway, don't even burn any calories on setting us
- 55:45Speaker 3: straight because we don't care that much.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 55:49Speaker 5: I'm not really going to.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Move the needle.
- 55:51Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening to this, this crazy recap.
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