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Pete Zias Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: I invited you.
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  Speaker 2: Hear I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: a guess to my home, you gotta come to me empty.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, no, guess, you're on presences. Presence enough.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how did you
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  Speaker 2: dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 1: Listener, you're going to hear the same information from me
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  Speaker 1: in just a moment. But I think it bears repeating
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  Speaker 1: that the live show at Dynasty Typewriter is August twenty second,
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  Speaker 1: and if you're not there, I'm going to lose my mind.
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  Speaker 1: three of my all time favorites. Everybody loves their episodes.
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  Speaker 1: I loved their episodes. They're coming on and then on
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  Speaker 1: Aalise Nelson, who you may be familiar with, and Jimmy Smagoula,
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  Speaker 1: you may be familiar with. Two people I'm actively trying
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  Speaker 1: to remove from my life, are going to be performing
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  Speaker 1: a song with my friend James Girard. The song is
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  Speaker 1: the theme song, and I'm vaguely aware of what they're doing,
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  Speaker 1: and it seems like it's going to be spectacular. The
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  Speaker 1: talent on display is going to be world class, and
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  Speaker 1: then I'll be giving away some gifts that I've been
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  Speaker 1: given on the show. It's going to be a very
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  Speaker 1: nice time. And we're also live streaming where you'll get
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  Speaker 1: be able to get in the chat, and there's a
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  Speaker 1: good chance my mom, Debbie Wineger, will be in there,
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  Speaker 1: and I expect you to be kind Debbie, and she'll
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  Speaker 1: be kind to you. She'd get really nasty. So go
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  Speaker 1: to Dynasty typewriter dot com to buy tickets or get
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  Speaker 1: the live stream. No excuses, welcome to I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Bridger Weineger. We're here in the studio. I got
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  Speaker 1: here just moments ago. Usually I try to get here,
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  Speaker 1: you know, at least ten to fifteen minutes before, but
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  Speaker 1: I wasted my time this morning, absolutely wasted it, and
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  Speaker 1: so I'm just arriving. You know, I just got off
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  Speaker 1: the freeway, so in a lot of ways, I'm still
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  Speaker 1: going seventy three miles per hour. If you can feel
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  Speaker 1: that energy. What else is going on? The live show
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  Speaker 1: is uh August twenty second. Hopefully you're listening to this
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  Speaker 1: before that. It's a Dynasty typewriter, or you can live
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  Speaker 1: stream it. Do whatever you want, but you have to
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  Speaker 1: do one of those two things. There's no third option.
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  Speaker 1: M it's Monday as we're recording this. What happened over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend, and I bought some storage bins and cleaned
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  Speaker 1: out my closet. Now the good Will bag is sitting
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  Speaker 1: in my car, so I look forward to that being
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  Speaker 1: in there for the next two to three years. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see how long it takes me to get there. But
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  Speaker 1: there are some good items in it. There's some good
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  Speaker 1: clothing and a few board games. So beyond the lookout
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  Speaker 1: at Goodwill and I think, I think that's everything. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's my life. I'm just so unbelievably thrilled about today's guest.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's so funny. It's Pete's eyes, Pete welcomed,
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  Speaker 1: I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so happy. I have obviously learned a view
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  Speaker 1: through Instagram because you're the only good thing left on
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  Speaker 1: the service than you, and recently you've you've had a
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  Speaker 1: lubooboo situation.
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  Speaker 3: I have a victim of a labooboo crime, a kidnapped bing.
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  Speaker 1: What happened you? You've got one?
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  Speaker 3: A few weeks ago, I was gifted one, okay by friend,
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  Speaker 3: well because I was, I was getting sucked in by
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  Speaker 3: the whole la booboo craze talking about it on filming
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  Speaker 3: the you know segments on television, off the off my television,
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  Speaker 3: and you know it was like a friend of a
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  Speaker 3: friend and they sent me the laboo boo and I
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  Speaker 3: was so excited. I did they want me to do
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  Speaker 3: an unboxing over on Instagram Live, So I did. Three
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  Speaker 3: days later, I go to Vonn's, the one across the
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  Speaker 3: street from the Vista Theater.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course I know that Vonn's very well, it.
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  Speaker 3: Used to be nice. Now it's unhinged.
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  Speaker 1: I know where the bathroom is and everything. Well, did
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  Speaker 1: you see a la boo boom in there? A green
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  Speaker 1: la boo boo? I went.
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  Speaker 3: I went to a Fourth of July to get fried
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  Speaker 3: chicken to take over my friend Drew's house for a
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  Speaker 3: little or uh you know, Fourth of July affair. I'm
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  Speaker 3: waiting in line, I get out of line. I go
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  Speaker 3: to Starbucks and I looked down Starbucks. That's inside them,
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  Speaker 3: of course, inside the bonds, and my laboo is off,
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  Speaker 3: gone off my bag and just the little key is
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  Speaker 3: still so there.
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  Speaker 1: And you didn't feel the tug or anything.
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  Speaker 3: No, but there was a guy. It was There was
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  Speaker 3: a guy that asked me if I could pick a
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  Speaker 3: basket up off the ground. I think it was you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think it was him because he wasn't in line.
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  Speaker 3: He started sort of cut in line and that because
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  Speaker 3: that's how people when they steal, they distracted.
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  Speaker 1: They distract.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I do.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. Yeah, I asked somebody for directions on their
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  Speaker 1: phone and then I'm looking at it and I'm running
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  Speaker 1: off that kind of pickpocket. Wow, so you bent over
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  Speaker 1: he just snatched it off and was gone, do you
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  Speaker 1: And wow, that's crazy to actually have seen your the perpetrator.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I look like his name was Mark Jacobs, the designer,
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  Speaker 3: because Mark Jacobs has been seen carrying.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of he has so many he has those very.
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  Speaker 3: Long fingernails, fake fingernails, so it's perfect for like cutting
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  Speaker 3: off labuobus from your purse.
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  Speaker 1: He's a saspect. But then and It was kind of
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  Speaker 1: tragic because it was such an incredible thing for in
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  Speaker 1: your life. It was there and now it's gone, But
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  Speaker 1: now you've gotten how many new ones?
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  Speaker 3: Well because of that, I made a video like I
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  Speaker 3: was just shot in the Vaughn's parking lot and a
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  Speaker 3: group fitness instructor named Isaac Boots he does like Kelly
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  Speaker 3: Rippa okay in the East Coast. He sent me a
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  Speaker 3: box of six and I have them everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Now do you wear them out? I wear them?
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  Speaker 3: I wear two at a time.
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  Speaker 1: Are you nervous when you're wearing them?
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  Speaker 3: But now I don't put them on my back because
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  Speaker 3: it was my purse. Right now, I wear them on
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  Speaker 3: my the loop of my belt.
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  Speaker 1: Of my Somebody would have to be pretty bold to just.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now I want them to touch me there. I'm
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  Speaker 3: desperate for someone to come towards Yes, yeah, no, I
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  Speaker 3: wear like two at a time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And you're just rotating throughout. Have you ever gotten
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  Speaker 1: into a fan like this before or is this a
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  Speaker 1: new thing? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I've always get into all the hippos, trendies, new things.
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  Speaker 3: Of course you're on top of it all. Well, that's
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  Speaker 3: why I wanted to have one I mean, I want
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  Speaker 3: to be a part of the craze. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever I am. You're caught up in the college crazy nature.
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  Speaker 3: I want to be like you know, I want to
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  Speaker 3: be jealous this summer, and they are, and they are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm jealous of you. I got that like a couple
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  Speaker 1: of episodesisodes ago, Daniel Schneider brought that it's lafu Fou.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're familiar with la f I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna steal it. I would love for you to steal this.
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  Speaker 1: I did. I was not aware of anything about them,
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  Speaker 1: essentially until you started talking about them. That's fine, knocking the.
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  Speaker 3: Sets a lot of energy with this love like a of.
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  Speaker 1: Course, of course, yeah, I didn't know anything about them.
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  Speaker 1: And now I like that they're everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: They're everywhere. The guy who invented them is like a billionaire.
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  Speaker 1: Is there? Like there's one man who invented them.
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  Speaker 3: I believe that he's a Chinese billionaire.
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  Speaker 1: Now wow. And then he just got in touch with
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  Speaker 1: whoever this brand is. It's a hot pot mark. And
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  Speaker 1: then I wonder how they do you have any how
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  Speaker 1: they initially took off or was it just suddenly everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to.
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  Speaker 3: Initially took off because I just think, you know, when
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  Speaker 3: you get them, you don't know what you're getting, right,
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  Speaker 3: So I think people are like, oh, I have this
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  Speaker 3: one by, I need this. I have all of them
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  Speaker 3: or almost all of them, every color by this one.
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  Speaker 3: So they're like, there's that's why someone stole mine. I
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  Speaker 3: got a lot of messages from people saying mine was
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  Speaker 3: stolen to mine was stolen to it's a crime ring.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know it's a crime. It's a crime wave.
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  Speaker 3: People want these laboo boos. And then someone trying to
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  Speaker 3: act like they were going to be really nice to
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  Speaker 3: me and give me one, and I found out later
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  Speaker 3: it was a lat fufo.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody gave you a laf.
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  Speaker 3: They almost they did it. Oh, I got out of
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  Speaker 3: the situation in time.
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  Speaker 1: How did you determine it was a laff?
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  Speaker 3: Somebody told me.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody else stepped in to help you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they gifted that person.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, would you have been able to tell that was
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  Speaker 1: a lafufu?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because their heads, the real of the real of
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  Speaker 3: labooboos heads don't turn.
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  Speaker 1: Which it feels like a flaw in the prize exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You would want one that the head tie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that can really do it all. Wow. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: realize that they're counting.
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  Speaker 3: Teeth well, because they say the real Leabooboo's teeth are nine.
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  Speaker 1: And how many is on that ten? Wow?
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  Speaker 3: This is not real.
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  Speaker 1: This does not insulting to both of us. It's interesting
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  Speaker 1: that they go that far to counterfeit it, but they
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  Speaker 1: don't get a few minor details that would probably be
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  Speaker 1: it would probably be cheaper for its head to not
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  Speaker 1: move exactly and just take one tooth off. So they're
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  Speaker 1: going the extra mile.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make any sense that the l FIFA is
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  Speaker 3: actually better made than the La Boo.
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  Speaker 1: Boo, right, right, But I guess that they're the same costs.
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  Speaker 1: And you kind of don't know because Danielle, who gave
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  Speaker 1: it to me, she just bought it thinking it was
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  Speaker 1: a La Boo Boo.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, she was swindled.
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  Speaker 1: But then the package is exactly like a La booboo.
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  Speaker 1: Everything about it is like a labooboo. You open it
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  Speaker 1: like a bag of potato chips, you know, which is
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  Speaker 1: so satisfying.
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  Speaker 3: I have trouble about those bags.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I wonder if now this is interesting because I've
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  Speaker 1: only ever opened a La fu fou bag, so it
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  Speaker 1: might have been easier, Yeah, because it's just kind of
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  Speaker 1: popped open, like doris are very difficult. Yeah, it seems
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  Speaker 1: like you have to like there's like a little tab
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  Speaker 1: and I.
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  Speaker 3: Always forget about that. I always trying to just pull
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  Speaker 3: it and you can't really pull it open.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's another flaw in the product.
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  Speaker 3: That's I'm saying, maybe a le fufo is the way
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  Speaker 3: to go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they cost the same, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's not the same, Like it's not the same hyppness.
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  Speaker 3: You know, all the cool kids.
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  Speaker 1: Right the rest of your college friends are.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and we don't hang out with people that
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: have left a little.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Something I've been wanting to ask you is if you
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  Speaker 1: subscribe to National Inquirer because you read this is something
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  Speaker 1: that I adore about you, and I immediate is like,
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  Speaker 1: this person, how have I Why have they not always
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: been part of my entertainment life? Because I love tabloids
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  Speaker 1: and you read tabloids and weekly? Do you subscribe?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I read them star biweekly because I don't subscribe
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  Speaker 3: to them. Unfortunately, I think I'm going to have to
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: because they're harder and harder to find, right, But it's
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  Speaker 3: like three hundred dollars a year for crazy because they're like,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: they're like six dollars and I wasn't say an episode,
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  Speaker 3: it's definitely an episode. And they're yeah, they're expensive because
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  Speaker 3: they come out weekly. They're like six six dollars. I
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  Speaker 3: used to have a subscription to them in college, which
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  Speaker 3: while I'm in college now, but yeah, I used to
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: have a subscription them in college. But I should guess
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  Speaker 3: probably I'm going to have to because sometimes when I
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: want to like buy them, I can't find them, right,
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  Speaker 3: the grocery store is very difficult to find.
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  Speaker 1: What it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's in Los Angeles they're hard to find at grocery stores,
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  Speaker 3: but in Pittsburgh, where my parents live, they're very easy to.
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  Speaker 1: Find in grocery stores. They're a hot item.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, I feel like that's the target audience
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  Speaker 3: is more of like Pittsburgh town, like a more of
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  Speaker 3: a medium size setting.
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  Speaker 1: Right, people who Yeah, I wonder what exactly that I mean,
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  Speaker 1: because you and I would buy them exactly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I have no trouble finding them them here, finding them there,
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  Speaker 3: but here it's like I have to drive, you know,
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  Speaker 3: from grocer to sort of grocery store. Last week I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't find them. Then there's a there's a magazine stand
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  Speaker 3: in Largemont Village, right, but that one that's under a
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  Speaker 3: threat of being closed.
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  Speaker 1: It's getting smaller and smaller. I'm scared. And the right
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  Speaker 1: ed next to it closed down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this, this world's crumbled. Hollywoods crumble. My
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  Speaker 3: Labooby was stilling at that trash varns trash, not in
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  Speaker 3: a good way. Magazines you can't tablets you can't find.
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  Speaker 3: Vagazine stands are clothing.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I'll also say about. Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I never buy them. I just and this is maybe
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  Speaker 1: a weird quality about me. I'll just go to the
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  Speaker 1: store and just stand at the end of the line
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  Speaker 1: and page through them because I'm not going to buy them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not spending six dollars. I'm not subscribing, especially now
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  Speaker 1: that I know that it's three hundred dollars. That's more
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  Speaker 1: than like HBO. It's crazy, But I'll just stand there.
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  Speaker 1: But they're getting frequently they don't have them, And now
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm starting to see US weekly and people the
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  Speaker 1: headlines are not as good now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean those are my least favorite. You know, the
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  Speaker 3: tabloid ask I prefer the well written, crazy written Globe
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  Speaker 3: and Inquired the Mirror. Yes, well, the Star used to
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: be like like Star Magazine used to have like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I love to be more like like the Inquiry and Globe,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like like the way it was put together.
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  Speaker 3: Right now it's more of a glossy magazine like it is.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it's small, it's patiti.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's Hollywood. It's small, it's.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel like all I ever see now
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  Speaker 1: is their headlines, like their private world and uh uh
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  Speaker 1: private hell private.
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  Speaker 3: How They also love to have like the sad last Days,
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  Speaker 3: which is like anybody in Hollywood. It's always anybody's throw
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  Speaker 3: a row for Labooboo. Honey, it's anybody's sad last Days.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually probably la Booboo said Last Days.
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  Speaker 1: But Inquirer. They're pretty creative. The headlines are always something
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  Speaker 1: to look at the.
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  Speaker 3: Way they're written or crazy. I was not the way
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  Speaker 3: that like the stories are written are so crazy. I
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: mean I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to you read them aloud is maybe my favorite
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  Speaker 1: thing piece of audio. Thank you, but you've been reading
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  Speaker 1: them since college.
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  Speaker 3: We're even younger than that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I mean I have.
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  Speaker 3: I found my parents' storage unit. I didn't even know
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  Speaker 3: that my parents kept them all like a couple of
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: summers ago. I found a box of them right, dating
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  Speaker 3: back to nineteen eighty nine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, bring them. Huh, well, did you
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  Speaker 1: bring them back with you?
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  Speaker 3: I did, and then I brought them back because yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I have. I have a lot of them.
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  Speaker 1: You should start reading those. I do. Yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 3: I sometimes do read.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm so jealous because I'll go on eBay on
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: occasion and it's expensive to buy. You know, a few
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  Speaker 1: of them. I know I have.
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  Speaker 3: Well, some of my family is a hoarder, and it's
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  Speaker 3: not me because we also have a lot of People
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  Speaker 3: magazines and Entertainment Weekly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and Entertainment Weekly is not fun.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, The People magazine has some good.
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  Speaker 1: The further back you get, oh my god, there's some
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  Speaker 1: really good counters. Oh wow, I'm so jealous. But uh yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I'm curious what will be in this week. I was
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: looking at Target last night and I feel like it
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: was a Biden senior abuse story on the front of
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: National Inquirer.
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  Speaker 3: And they like that one.
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  Speaker 1: That one's I'm a little tired.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: I'm tired of that one to say. Sometimes they like
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: that same story will leave and it'll come back around again,
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  Speaker 3: even though it's not a new story.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to sell a story to the Inquirer in college,
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  Speaker 1: you did, And they didn't buy it. They weirdly wanted
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of information. I didn't expect them to really care.
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  Speaker 3: Oh they do care.
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  Speaker 1: They really go up for some type of sources and
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  Speaker 1: I had none.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the thing about them is is that sometimes there
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  Speaker 3: is some sort of like truth mixing with the like
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  Speaker 3: right craziness.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I really do think that there's always a kernel of
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: truth to an Inquirer story.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, especially especially more back then.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, it feels like they're probably spiraling a little
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: out of control.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Were you ever a weekly world news reader?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, with like the you know, the alien babies.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I love all of that and all this is alive.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I remember there was like a a like a column
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: by woman named Dotty. Do you remember this, dear Dotty? Oh,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I kind of do you remember? It was an advice column.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: She was just very rude, get it together. Yeah. It
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: was a lot of get it together, you idiot. That
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: very insulting. But I like when I look back at
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: weekly World News compared to the Inquirer, kind of a
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: nothing magazine.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, of course. I mean the Inquirer
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: is like real.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Right, it's all real news, real news, it's all verifiable information.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I believe that it's the only thing I believe at
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: this point.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Does Inquier ever get into alien stuff?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a big thing about UFOs in them,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: a lot like UFO sightings. The government's hiding, right, you know,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: they're coming, They're here, you know, and all of it's true.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: What is your The other thing I'm curious about with
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you is your television watching diet, Like, because you are
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: getting the very best of TV, you'll record it and
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: share it with people. And I'm just wondering, like, do
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: you have a schedule during the day when you'll watch
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: it or do you like record it and watch it later?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: No? No, I watch Inside Edition at seven o'clock Monday
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: through Friday. That's my main thing. Like when people like,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: you know, they always like to ask me, what are
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: you watching? Are you watching.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: What? I don't even know?
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: What's the wife? One like.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: That? One. We'll say successions off TV two years ago.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like now I watch inside a Dish and I
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: hate when people are like what Sometimes people don't even
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: know what it is.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It's so good, I know, but I don't have Do
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: you have live TV? Do you still pay for see?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I don't have that, so I wouldn't be
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: able to access a disease. Oh do I have?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Like I start off with an antenna, okay, and then
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I have like basic basic cable.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: See, this is the one thing separating you from other
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: college students. It's like having live TV.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I know I have to have live TV because I
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: kind of that's kind of the only thing I really
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: wantat I only read tabloids and watch live television.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I wonder if you could access inside edition through a
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: streaming service. What you must be able to I don't know.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand you. I don't understand. But
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: you also, I feel like you watch local news? Oh,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I love local news. Do you have a favorite in La? No?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I also have local commercials that you know, what car
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: shield is, carshield? What's these commercials that Vivica A. Fox says, Oh,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: this sounds incredible. I don't even know what it is.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: But she just has these wonderful monologues and she's like
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: funny in them, and she's serious and she's walking while
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: she's talking. I mean, I love a Vica Fox, but
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: like I'm obsessed with these. With the commercial, I don't
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: even know what it is.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Carshield is some sort of device or insurance, I don't don't,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: All I know is that Vivica Fox is one of
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: her best performances.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: She's doing a terrible job promoting the product. I have
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: no idea what it is.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's performing that you don't even She's such
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: a dynamic performer that you don't even care.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: You're so dazzled.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I'm dazzled by the performance. I don't even care what
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: carshield is. There's so much information in it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I want to see. Do you mind if I look
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: at it up. Let's see if we can figure out
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: what car shield is. We better both get a car
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: shield out of this. Car shield auto protection, some sort
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: of insurance.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: She's auto protection protected from what just being stolen from
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: your car.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: That's probably one thing they wouldn't cover car. The saft
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: insurance is very confusing. I think. I feel like, Uh,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: somebody I know had their car broken into and what
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: was stolen from the car was not covered.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I when I first moved to Los Angeles, I got
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: the club. Oh my god, I did know how to
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: work that either star. I just would put it. I
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: just would put it like on top of the stirring world.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Just as a deterrent. Did it help? Yeah?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I never got my car working.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like no one understood how the club worked.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: So I'm sure a carthief wouldn't know either, and they thought, well,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: maybe that'll stop me from driving away.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I only go shopping with the things I see
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: in the Inquirer or on basic antenna television.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Have you bought it? Have you ever gotten one of
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: those plates from the Inquirer?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, Like I have a Marilyn Monroe plates and
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: collect plates. Yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: An, I feel like there are a lot of princess
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: sty a lot of well.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I was gifted Princess Diadia and the doll. I have
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: a Megan Markell all I was gifted. Uh, it's a
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: double box set of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: People like to give me dolls, right, right? Do you
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: have displayer store.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't have a good display case. That's why
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: someone needs to give gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: know who had one with Sally's Struthers because I was
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: shares doll display cases.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I feel like you don't want them just
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: on a shelf.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: No, I need a display case in glass.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Do you ever buy them for yourself?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: No, No, I did. When I was a child, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: bought or have my parents buy them for me. I
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: had a Lucy Ricardo porcelain doll and two Merrily Monroe dolls.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: But now people give them to me. Why would I
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: buy them myself?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. Do you remember what the first
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: thing was that you bought? The first doll? I bought
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: first from inquirer, from a tabloid.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, I remember I bought sea monkeys when I
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: was a child, of course, yeah, of course I was
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: so disappointed.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Did your I don't remember ever even being able to
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: see the sea monkeys.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: No, they just turned into like the little like tiny
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: little alga. My mom flushed them down the toilet because
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I thought they were going to be my friends, because
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I was the only child, and the pictures of them
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: they looked like a little family, and they wore crowns
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: on their heads, were smiling.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: They almost looked like a little like claymation or something.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, but they just they didn't turn into that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: It's basically just like bacteria or something. Bacteria what I
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: feel like. I grew up near the Great Salt Lake.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's the same thing that lives in the
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: salt like I can't remember. It's like a tiny shrimp
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: or something. I wonder what that's called. But yeah, that
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: was a scam product. I feel like anything that you
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: would order from a magazine that was supposed to be
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: alive either died immediately or just never existed in the
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: first place. Sea monkeys, I wonder if sea monkeys.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Still exists, shol bring that back.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: What was a sea monkey? Sea monkey? It was a brine.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That's right, you can eat it. You could eat children.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Dinner's ready, kids. Your sea monkeys are being air fried.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Do you have an air fryer? I sure do. What
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: do you cook your fry? Oh?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I cook everything in my air fry. Unfortunately, I have
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: to unplug everything because when I use that knocks the
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: power out something the refrigerator. I have to un plug
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: the microwave.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Ask your neighbors to turn off there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I will knock off one side of the
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: building the power gets not forget to unplug the refrigerator.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Where did you get your air fry? Is that bought
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: for you?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: It was was given to me by my father, and
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I think he bought it from like Target or something.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: But of course, like a typical head or a shuctual man,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: he got me like a giant one. And if I
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: have like a family of seven to feed, and it's
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: too powerful for my apartment.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're just making things for like one meal,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: my dolls and labos for a family of nights. But
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: they have little mouths, yeah, small stomachs. They just need
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: a bite.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just need a brine. They just need to
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: feed them.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Monkey sea monkey does feel like a labooboo diet.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Well, it's probably like a wonderful way to like a
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: wonderful thing to feed them, of course, and they multiply
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: when you feed them sea monkeys.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Kind of a grimlin situation. Don't feed them sea.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Monkeys after midnight?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: After well, I feel like speaking of giving things to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: people and things that you may or may not want. Uh, Look,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I was excited to have you here on the podcast.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I thought, people come by, we'll have a nice conversation,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: we'll move on with our days. Everything will be fine.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: So the podcast is called I said no gifts, So
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I was a little surprised a little throne when you
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: walked into the studio holding what, from from where I'm sitting,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: looks like a gift. Well, it is a gift.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: And I just believe in when you show but somebody's home,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: that you give them something.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Oh but that's nice. That's a nice reason. Well, uh sure,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: should I open it here on the podcast. It's in
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: this nice little black bag to reach you here there,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: it feels like there are multiple things in here. She
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: pulled at least two things. She pulled them out one
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: at a time.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, that that's a mistake. I'm sorry, By,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that that was a mistake.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: My I can't believe how much smaller it is.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Little By Labo is not supposed to be sorry about that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I have so many of them. They're just everywhere. They're
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: just everywhere, the sand from the beach. You.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, I can't give these away. There were gifts.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I have six of them. And I will always have six.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Well, you can pair those frint to the camera for
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the viewer at home.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Here's a laboo boo and here's a ufo.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: They're significantly different.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Well, the bigger it's cheaper, it's it's better value, and
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: it's like more, it's kind of more interesting.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has more character.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: But look at the heck can turn?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You have? The head can turn almost three six. I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: can't turn the laffo. I will say it is probably
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: softer or the lab boo boo is probably softer, wouldn't
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you say? Can I feel? Yeah, it's okay interesting? Wow,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: they don't want this getting out? Who made thee? Who
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: is who's the billionaire genius behind the lafufu? Uh, it's bigger,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I would say, it's cutter.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna steal that. I want I want this now too.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You caught the fever the wow, I had no idea.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: They were so much smaller. It does look like sleeker
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: or something. It's almost like do you remember the Zoon,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the Microsoft Zoon that was like the competitor to the iPod.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: It feels like this to me, like this is the
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: iPod and that's the zoom Zoom that's the zoon zoon. Well,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that. No, that's embarrassing for you and for me.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I even thought it might be for me.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I just can't I couldn't know.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You have so many of them at this point, how
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: were you supposed to keep tracking them? Put that on
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the and you've got it on your belt loop. Keep
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: an eye on it. Who knows what might happen during
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: in the studio. Okay, oh my god.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, I got your magnifying glass. You can help me
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: find my my missing lebooba. I need more detectives.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: On the case. How many magnifying For people who aren't
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: familiar with you, You use a magnifying glass very well.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like you know how to use a magnifying
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: glass and you get to the bottom of a lot
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: of things using your magnifine.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I love misters in my life.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: How many of these do you own?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Well, that's a small one. That's a portable one.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is I have.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Somebody gifted me one for my birthday. I have a
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: gold one, I have a black one.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I have four, four of them. When did you get
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: your first one? This is a nice magnifying glass either way.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Well, You're welcome.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: It's for you. It's it's better than Yeah, this is
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: better than.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: What's also great about it is that sometimes when I like,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: you know, when I go to a restaurant and I
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: can't read the menu if I don't have my glasses
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: with me, because sometimes I'm afraid to take my glasses out,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: you know, to like for an evening at a restaurant,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: lose them my magnifying glass with me. That's it's a
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: great idea. And also if anybody commits a crime, you
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: can look at the fingerpress and there's always a crime
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: and loss.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: In Hollywood constantly. You've put a victim.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You could be a victim today. I'm wearing I'm wearing
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you are a target.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Burbank, Tncut.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the last time a magnifying glass was
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: used to solve a crime.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: I've solved them. I'm the one that proved that justice
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Smellert Gay bashed to himself.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: You went to Chicago.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I went to Chicago with that magnifying glass.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: That's where it happened, right sure.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: In a polar vortex. So I'm their crimes are always
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: being solved, and I.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Solve them where is he now.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Oh he's engaged, Yeah, he's engaged, or it's just probably
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: another stunt.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he went through any sort of therapy
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: or anything after that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Or is he walked around with an I think an
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: AA book he's oh, he's photographed with it. Make sure
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: he was photographed proposing in Europe A boyfriend has been
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: a lover beyond.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: That, not professionally photographed. It was like a paparazzi show allegedly, okay,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: a hired paparazza. I'm sure he leaked it to that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: What was he doing prior to that? Was he on
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a TV show?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Because an empire?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Oh? He was an empire? That's right. What a fall
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: he had? What an absolute fall? Has he been on
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: anything since he just destroyed his career?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's been on he's he's you know,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: he lied, it's a skill.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: He did lie, and he didn't get away with it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Did he go to jail or anything?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: He went to jail and he wasn't John. I mean
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: this he was. They put they brought him in, they
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: took him out. It was all kind of crazy enough.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Oh right right. It makes me so mad.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Because no one believed me, but I'm not going to
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: get into that.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Do you have any new updates? You obviously follow Luigi Mangiona.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What's the latest on him?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Well, he's just waiting, you know, for his trial, just
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: sitting on that that prison in Brooklyn with puff Daddy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: He did it is? Did he still in the jail.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're in the same section of the jail hanging out.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: But Luigi's you know, he's going to be having a
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: unfortunately one televised because it's federal.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Stupid. I know.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: If it's not an inside edition, I mean, how am
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I going to know what's going on?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: That's your only news story?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, and the Inquirer. But there was recently a picture
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: of him released in prison where he's smiling. But I'm concerned.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: It's not a.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Concerned about that. Well where did you see it? Was
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: it online or on inside edition?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: It wasn't on either of them. Oh, it's only online.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: So that's why I don't know. Unless it's an inside
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: edition or in the Inquirer, I don't believe.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: If i'm more you know, I question it more right,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: If it's on the actual you know, news, I don't
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: know if I believe it. If it's on the K
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: T l A. I don't know who knows where they
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: got exactly.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It could be one of the anchors on chat GBT
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: just creating im.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Of course they are.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: What is I feel like you've been following Sherry Peppinie
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I loved, I love Have you want that? Speaking of kidnapping,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, kidnapping. She she's a laboo, she's her
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: own laboobo.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I wonder if your la boo boo has Peppini did.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: So she could like she could have very well done
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: that my for a ton show.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your labubuo could show up on the side of
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the freeway in six months on Thanksgiving Day.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I was accused of faking my labuobu being stolen.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I sure was.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I would never do such a thing for an.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Attention, Absolutely not. You cared about that lao.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I did too care about that laboo. So I was
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: very offended by that. But like, I don't stage my
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: own mysteries, okay, my own crimes.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: No, you're interesting enough for them to happen to you.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: But yeah, she's back again.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Kay.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: You know what, Remember when I faked my kidnapping and
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I got caught and I said, you know what, I
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: faked it. That's not true. I did get kidnapped.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: She now claiming it was real.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was real, but not those two women that
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: kidnapped her. Now, I don't It's just she.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Was kidnapped by the guy. Maybe she was kidnapped by
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend. Ex boyfriend who like held up a
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: hockey stick and had she would run into it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: He would hit hockey pucks into her. Oh, and then
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: she threw like a wrench up in the air and
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: lay it at her face. I mean, the commitment to this,
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's very admirable.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: It's incredible.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: It's incredible. I mean, that's why I like her. I
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: like Rachel Doloso. I like people that are committed to
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: their character. That's why I wasn't happy with Jessic Smlet,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: because he didn't do a very good job of really proving,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: like really making me believe that right kit he was
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: gay bashing himself.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because of course these things cross our minds. I thought, well,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll kidnap myself and be a fake of being
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a captive for months at a time and then you
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: know all of this. But I don't do it. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: don't have the ghost the wherewithal the carry through right exactly,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: And so when someone like Puppini does it, it's like
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: good for her, good for her.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: She'd like, you know, she was bored. She was bored
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: for boring, boring town, boring family.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Very vanilla husband. She was just what was she doing?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: She was jogging and picking up the kids from school exactly.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: The husband was at work all the time.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she needed to do something to spice it up.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna kidnap myself.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the new documentary about her?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm the id.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I haven't finished that one. How do you feel about
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: his sister?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I feel like that the sister that said that she
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: she knew that she was crazy. Yes, well I believe
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: that she's crazy.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, the sister who shows up in a turban. Oh
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: do you know who's on Sherry's side? Oh?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I like her because she's right. She's right.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Because she's on the side. And she obviously went to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of work to like do some set deck
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: on her home and really had a costume picked out.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Well, she's committed to her character too. Yeah, I'm the
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: only one that's the boy is the brother and husband.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Everyone's everyone that is so bored by him that they
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: become other people. They kidnap themselves, they wear costumes.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: They betray their family exactly. Yeah, she's fully on Sherry's side,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And but in what way? I can't. I don't think
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I finished it, but I feel like she She says
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: that Sherry just had to do it, and I agree.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: We all agree. Sheerry's back was against.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: The wall, her back was against watch. She had to
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: kidnap herself. I love how she left like the iPods
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: behind the iPod wire.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I mean it was really detailed.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like she didn't go she should have
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: done a little more research in that because I feel
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: like the detectives were starting to pick up on certain things.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Well, the fact that she really got her cat was
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: when she described the room that she was kidnapping. Was
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: the actual room that she was kidnapping.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: She should have created a different room, create a different room.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Get creative, creative, use your imagination.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: That's the problem in the young with hers. These people
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: aren't creative.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Enough, right, Yeah, it's a lack of imagination, the lack
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of imagination. Did the ex boyfriend go to jail? I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I think he might not have because he he routed
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: her out, so I think help him.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: And she kind of didn't go to jail for a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: long time, not long enough. You're on her side, but
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you also feel like she should have gone to prison
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: for probably a decade. Well, she's kind of the great
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: fraud of our time.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: I would say, oh, yeah, well it's her, it's Rachel. Yes,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: it's my lad. Those are like the three.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where where's Rachel? Now? She's still black? Black? She
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: never wasn't black. She's always so black. She does her
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: oh wow. And I feel like a lot of people
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: are probably still on her side. I am.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Her. I never had a problem with her.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Was there ever a point when we were looking at
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: her like, was there a point when the whole public
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: didn't know? Or was like the she became famous because
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: she had been lying.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: She became famous because she had been because she got
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: caught on camera.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: What was she doing?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: They were interviewing, They put it on camera. They were
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: interviewing about something, and she was the head of the
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: the NAACP and spoke in Washington, Okay, And they asked
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: her something about her her real father was, and she
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: just sort of ran Off.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite National Inquiry story of all time?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so difficult. I like the one about this
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: this woman was going for she was on a raft
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: and like, yeah, she's like kind of wrapped like the
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: riverboat rafting or like you know, like laying in a
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: rat in a like a lazy river, like in the nature.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: And she was.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Attacked by otters a crazy odor and the picture of
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: the otter looks like it's laughing in the in the
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: but kept just biting her butt, and so it wrote up.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: It wrote it in the in the story, and she
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: just kept biting her butt, and they shared the picture
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: of the otter and it looks like it's laughing. That's
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite ones.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Was she like mauled by the by a laughing honor,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: which is unrecognizable. That's another term you see a lot.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: She was unrecognizably. Yeah, she was unrecognizable. Yeah, I love
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: that story.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: When was that?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: This sounds like maybe two years ago.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, just attack by honors. They are mean, Yeah, I've
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: heard that they're vicious. I guess they're very cute. They're deceptive.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: There's they're like they're unlike a like a possum, which
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: are so terrifying and not dangerous.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Right, But but I thought, I think they're cute.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You think possums are cute. I think pasthems are cute.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, they're growing on me. For a long time,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I was absolutely terrified. But now that I've learned that
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: they're almost defenseless.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I have one here.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you two. That's everything in the bag.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You're also surrounded by posse.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: There was another story I liked that was this woman
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: the police found a pet rock cune in a woman's
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: car is smoking out of a crack pipe. That's another
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: one I like. I like there's always stories about Florida
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: where crocodiles are knocking on people's.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Doors or ringing the ring the bell ring.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Like we'll ring the doorbell, honey, Florida, Florida.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Are they getting up to the bell.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: They climb up the wall. There's bunches of them climbing
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: up the wall.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think I like it terrifying to
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: make that's absolutely horrifying. Do you know what scares me
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: about them is the biting is terrifying, But the thing
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: they do to you beforehand, where they thrash you about
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: in I think that's way scarier than being nipped or.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I understand how people can live around like like you
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: could just there could be one in your pool, Like
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: they live in an environment where there's crocodiles, allegies everywhere.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I couldn't right where they're just they're like coyotes are here.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: No, but coyote is fine, but not crocodiles.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like in l A, all we
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: have to worry about is like a coyote that'll run
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: off or someone will right, But in Florida, you step
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: out of your car, it could be underneath there.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: That's why I have relatives in Florida, and I'll never
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: see them ever again.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Do you get along with them?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because I don't care they're in Florida.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I just can't imagine terrifying. I think
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the most dangerous thing here is probably a mountain lion,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: but no one really ever sees those.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Well, somebody I met recently asked if I wanted to
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: go on a gay height gay height gay with a
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: bunch of how much oh god, hike, you know, like
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: up like by beache, like Griforth the park at night,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that sounds like a horrible idea,
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Like you set yourself up for being.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Attacked by a mountain lion or a bobcat rather at night. Yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: of course that's when they're out. Yeah, I've got a
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: night hikes up there, and this is just clicking for me. No,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you can't do that during the pandemic when it was
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: even emptier.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: No, you can't do that.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: No, they're out there, they're out there.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I mean one time I was up there by myself.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell am I doing up here?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Like if I see a mountain lion? Well, I just
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: saw a story on inside the edition where a woman
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: was on hiking up the California Hills and s into
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: a mountain lion recognition. She got to go away by
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: saying no, no, that's all you have to know, and
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: it ran away. My cat understands no too. So I
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: think there's something about no and cats, because I'll go
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: I'll shake my finger up my cat and go no, no,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: and she understand.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: That's all it needs. Interesting.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't understand.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Now there's no stopping. He stopping just
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: relentless here I come.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the alligators are scary, mountain lines are terrifying. Snakes
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: are scary. My mom just got bitten by a snake.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Really in Utah is like a poisonous Yeah, she copp
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: her head.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: It may have been a copper. Who knows. She was
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: bit and it swoll swollen up? Is that swells swelled?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: It swells swoll up, swoll up. It swelled. I mean
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: her arm like doubled inside them. We thought it was
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: a spider, but then we saw two snake bites. Terrifying.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't even see the snake, so was that quick?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: It can happen instantly, Absolutely terrifying. Have you ever had
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: a run in with nature?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I'm scared I run in with nature. Probably. Well, I've seen.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Coyotes, okay, just out in the street.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Well like, yeah, it was so I was gonna geut
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: of the car once and I saw a bunch of
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: them and I went back in the house. I feelt
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: like there was I have i'm as run in with nature,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: but I don't really remember them other than coyotes.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Right, I went camping. I think I'm sure have shoved
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: this story on this podcast before, but years ago, I
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: went camping in the Utah Mountains and there were all
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: these mountain lion attacks in the news. And we were
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: in the tent and something started pushing up against the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: tent as we're trying to go to sleep. Just kept
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: pushing and pushing and pushing, and we were just like, I,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you know, I just thought, Oh, this is the end
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: of my life. How do you get out of this?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: But we finally left and we went to sleep, and
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I woke up the next day and there was just
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: one small raccoon paw on the side of the door. Yeah,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: very cute. It was just coming up and kind of
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: tapping the tent.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: But they're unhands hip.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Oh they're extremely dangerous.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: But you can get rabies from them. And you could
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: also say, like they have like those nails, like they're
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: like razors.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course they can do all kinds of things.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I learned recently, and I don't know if this is
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: true or not, that a rabbit you don't have to
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: be afraid of a rabbit squirrel because apparently if they
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: get rabies, they die pretty quickly. Their small body can't
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: take the rabies.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: That's good to know because I have a squirrel around
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: my apartment. A lot of squirrels, No one, this one
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: that just sort of hangs out around.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's very sweet. I'm sure it's fine.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not going to
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: even test it out by trying to feed it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Like I have friends who feed this squirrel.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: No, No, I don't test them.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: They have them come right up to them, they feed
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: them out of their hands.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: No, that's what's there's a reason why that. There's a
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: terminology that says squirrely.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm terrified of rats. And I've been watching Little House
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: on the Prairie and last night I watched the plague episode.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And have you ever seen the show. You've got it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: You should watch it because it's crazy.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I'll watch the plague.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: The plague episode is one of the darkest episodes of
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: TV I've ever seen. And there's a scene where the
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: rats are giving everyone the plague typhus or something, and
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: towards the end of the episode, they have to figure
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: out what's going on, and so they break into the
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: grain barn and they must have hired fifty rats to
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: be in the scene, just crawling everywhere. It is disgusting.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: There's also an episode where there's a raccoon. There's a
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: little girl holding a raccoon right up to her face.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: You have to see the show. It's worth I love
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: holding rats. It is so adorable. I remember when people
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: would have guinea pigs growing up. I thought there was some.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not a good I think they sa they don't.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: They're not cute.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know I had. I never had, Like did
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: you have pants? I had cat, a dog, and ducks.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: No ducks. We had ducks.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I had two ducks that were gifted to me by
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: my grandmother for Easter. But we couldn't keep them very long.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: They got big.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Oh interesting hours just died still ducklings. I don't know
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: what happened them. Eat the ducklings. Do they serve duckling
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: as food? Oh? That would be a tough probably.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: The French probably.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Everything They love duck Are they still serving horse in France?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Would be so sad awful. But you had to give
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you your ducks away.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: We put them on the farm.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. We lived kind of in a country ish area,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: so the ducklings were just out and about and I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: guess they died or something terrible, terrible, absolutely terrible. They
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: were very cute. They probably took them. Where does she
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: live now?
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: She lives somewhere in upstate northern California.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: She's she's just not allowed to be by her children anymore,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: is she well?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Her children? Like, yeah, she's not allowed to have any visitation.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: I think she is allowed to visitation her daughter son.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, but yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Because towards the end of the first documentary he was
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: saying that she was like poisoning them or something, or.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Like Munchausen by proxy. Yeah, she has that too.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: We support her in that journey.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I love that that phrase, Munchausen by proxy. Who haven't
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: made that up?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I love.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Munchausen by proxy?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Who was the first? I must have been Munchausen.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Child, said miss, miss Munchausen, I, Miss Munchausen.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I have a question.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, proxy, that's the teacher poisoned the student, and.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: That's Munchausen by proxy. Sounds like a signature scent.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Oh by Calvin Klein. Munchausen by proxy.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing Munchausen by proxy.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Do you like my my fragrance perfume? Munchausen by proxy?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, well, is there anything I have to say about
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: a magnifying glass?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: You know, just use it to you know, solve the
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: crimes in your life or other crimes in people's lives,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: or you know, maybe help me find my green la boobuo.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm kind of over it now because I
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: spoiled with them, but I could turn up.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I have them so lucky. I'm like the luckiest girl
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: this summer. We're just very girl.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: And be a girl of the moment with my six boos.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: If I want to tak a were all around my ways,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: but I don't want to intimidate people.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I don't want people to feel bad that they're not
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: as cool as.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Do you think you'll ever buy your own? No, I
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: think people should keep sending them to you. I agree
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: they should reach out to you.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Well, there's time that there's a black one, oh, a
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: rare one that's worth money?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Is it truly? Does it exist?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Or Rachel dollars that probably has it?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: But it's green. It's great. Well, I think we should
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: play a game, but first I need to number between
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: one and ten from you seven. Okay, I have to
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: do some light calculating to get our game pieces. So
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: right now, you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I'll be right back.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you could watch me on Instagram live every
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: other mind at seven pm Hollywood time, where I will
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: read the tablets and give you all the Hollywood dish
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: and catch me on Off Broadway play this fall in
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: New York City called Messy White Gays, written by Drew Droghi,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: also co starring Drew Drogi and me and some other
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: wonderful actors in including Aaron Jackson.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds so great, Drew former guests
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: and that show is so good. People should go see
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: that and follow, I mean truly, unfollow everyone else on
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Instagram and just follow Pete.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I agree, Semula Boo booz and b and dolls more dolls.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: What a great cast for Messy White Gays. That's so exciting. Okay,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: everyone find Pete wherever this is. We're gonna play a
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: game called Gift or a Curse. I'm going to name
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: three things. You'll tell me if there are a gift
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: or a curse and why, and then I'll tell you
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: if you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers. Okay,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: is that perfectly clear perfectly, you can lose, you don't
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: want to lose. Okay. This first one is from a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: listener named Peter Gay. I didn't even realize I did this,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: randomne this came from you? Maybe it did.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: I won't remember you did.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: In a fugue stage, you're emailing enough, fus.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I email myself things all the time. I'm like, who's that?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Do you know? What I hate is when I email
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: myself and then get excited that I got an email? Okay,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: gift to a curse. Celebrating others on social media e g. Birthdays,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day, et cetera. Using photos from your own wedding curse.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Why well I'm not married, okay, but other people?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's a curse, is there?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: First of all, you're making it all about you showing
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: pictures of your own wedding. Am I getting this right?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Give your defense and I'll let you know if you
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: got it right? Okay?
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: But they're like, yeah, I just say happy birthday. Don't
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: have to have other pictures and things involved.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Wrong, that's a gift, beeed. This is for almost for exactly.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Why why else celebrate other people if it doesn't involve you. Well,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: that's true. You've got all these lovely pictures of yourself
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: and your mom. You don't want to just post a
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: picture of her. That's boring for the rest of the internet.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: You need you in it.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Well, that is true. You're right and I'm wrong.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: You're wrong in this situation. But maybe you're learning. I'm learning,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you're learning. Okay. Number two. This is from a listener
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: named Sarah Gift a curse celebrities discussing their celebrity friends
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: on podcasts using only their last names. For example, Clooney
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and I were at brunch the other day and.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Curse, why Clooney. I mean, if they're your friend, just
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: call them your first the first name. I don't like
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: when people call other people by their last name.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I don't like it just in general. Yeah, it's very
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: uh going to the gym or like gym class. I don't.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like like the gym teacher yelling at you wrong.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm wrong because I'm horrible at this game.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Pete, that's a gift. I love celebrities. I'm part of
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: the club. I'm part of the gang. I'm in gym
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: class with whoever's friends with Clooney and we're having a
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: great time. We're talking about Clooney's pranks. We're talking about
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Clooney's tequila. Uh. And it's so casual and fun.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I know you're talking about George Clue, not Rosemary Clooney.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: It's not very specific.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: You make a really good voind. Okay, Well you've gotten
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: zero right so far, and that's fine. Number three This
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: is from a listener named Rick. Gif to a curse
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: when your uber driver plays a phone game while driving. Oh,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: it's a gift.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I like playing like helps me, like, you know, past
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: the time. I like playing like. You're talking about those
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: games that are in the back of the car. Back
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: in the back of the car.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: See. No, this is when the driver themselves is playing
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: a game.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't want them to play a game.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: They didn't attention to the road. It's a curse. I
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: thought you might have. Sometimes they have the trivia games
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: behind their cars.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, and I can play it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but not still playing it. No, No, No, that's
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: that's a curse. I meant. I can't even get into this.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: No, it's a curve. You lost the game.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Now, that's a gift. I'm glad that they're entertaining themselves.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: They're bored at work. Oh wow, I want them to
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: be as happy as I am. And you know they've
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: got a full, rich life. They're they're driving, they're listening
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: to music, they're playing a game, change rights.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: They should turn off. They should have no music play,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: keep their mouth and their eyes closed, and drive the car.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Ten and ten and two, driving.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: On the like they're in that race car movie.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Did you see that movie? No? I don't.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I don't care either that movie. But I don't think
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: anyone said that I.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Made a lot of money, but it did. I don't know.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Once here there's a race car movie. Who's going to
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: see them?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: The race car drivers?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: See? That's I think the most boring idea for a
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: movie to me. Yeah, I mean I don't.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to watch that on television.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Why're Oh my god? They life fart is boring? Yeah, No,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I don't need a fictionalized version.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I really think that's a real like a real thing.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Driving a car.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't drive a car here or I had
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: a left I have a car too. Wow, how many
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: times I go towards my car. I'm like, I don't
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: want to do this and this call left?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Do you not like driving?
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I hate track?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Do you like listening to music?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I like listening to music, and but sometimes I'll drive
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: my car and I won't really go anywhere. I just
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: drive around listen to music, and then if I have
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: to go somewhere, I'll call left.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Well that's very healthy, thank you. I think that's a great. Yeah,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: because I don't like driving, but I love listening to music.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: So maybe I just need to start driving around the
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: block or something, or you.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Just get headphones and walk out the door.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: That's true. But there's something nice about driving and blasting music.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: And blasting music, I agree, it feels great. I just
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: feel good. What sort of music are you're listening to?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Well, I listened to a lot of like nineties.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: R and B oh fantastic. That's good music to blast
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: a loud Yeah, yeah, very good. Okay, Well, now Analis
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: is going to do gifter curse. They have one suggestion
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: that we both have to speak to and then they'll
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: tell us if we're right or wrong. Okay, at least,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: what's the gift of a curse?
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Gift a curse pet strollers.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Oh it's a giff.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Why so sweet to see there's a little there's little
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: pets in that little baby carriage. I'm happy. Like sometimes
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the baby cariach is coming towards me, I'm like, oh,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: another another child in the world. And then I say, oh, no,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: it's it's it's a little puppy. It's a little kid,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: and it's so cute. I think they're cuterer than babies,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: so I think it's a caff I agree.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's a gift. I love to see one.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I love in catalogs when they have a little like
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: poodle and sitting in a carriage. I think it's very cute.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: And again, what a great point. I'm always disappointed when
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: it's a baby. I have no interest in seeing a baby.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But they all look alike, they look identical to each other.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: But pets, little little pets look different. Oh they're all different.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: And it's a special little ride for them. You know
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: how excited they are.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Did you ever see one that has a little little
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: carriage and then side there's a raccoon smoke and a
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: crack pipe.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: The cutest possible thing you could have made? It so sweet?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: A rodent with a drug problem and a baby carriage
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: its own little instrument.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Paraphernal.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a gift, an absolute gift. How could that
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: possibly be a curse?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Of course it's a gift. There's no other possible answer.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: It's such a lovely surprise.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: So sweet. Anyone who doesn't like that can just sign off,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: blast off. Do you know what My boyfriend was just saying,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: he thinks that they invited Oprah on the ship, and
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: she said, no, take Gail. Do you think that's true?
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: One hundred percent believe that's true. One hundred percent believe
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: that's true. And I also believe that Stegman is. I
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: was like, do it, Gail, you're so annoying. We got
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: to get rid of you.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: He bullied her and into it. You shoved her in
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: there because she didn't want to go. She looked bullied, She.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Looked bullied, she was terrified the whole time. I was like,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: he's making girl go. And then that's why I took
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: out my magnifying glass and I solved it. Steedman. Steedman
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: made girl go up in space.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Blast Do you think there was a fight. Do you
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: think they got in a fight like Oprah was arguing
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: with her, you have to do this.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: There's fighting with oh, that's right, she had to do it.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like an icy demand.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm not going, but you are last off.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Next thing, the next thing.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Girls don't know how to put on a seat belt.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: That's that was the biggest training lesson that they did
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: for that. They're like, well, I learned how to pay
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: in a seat belt. Have you been to space?
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: But you think the other two wanted to go Katie
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: and Lauren.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Well, Kenny was up in Space looking for some new
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: fans because she's desperate. She's out, she's out of fans.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: She almost got bounced off her butterfly. Did I saw that?
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shows up in the air at her at her
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: concert and riding a butterfly. First of all, there's too
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: many of these celebrities up in the air riding around
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: in things.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: They all want to be pink. They want to be pink.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Beyonce was on a flying car and the must collaps
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: It almost tipped over. And then Katy Perry is the
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: most you know about like a skew.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, they must be strapped in.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: There's jop dead but it's like it's a thing now Ever,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: since Pink flew around, they think that everyone can fly.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: But Pink is really doing it. I've never seen her live,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: but people like, even people who don't like Pink or like,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: you've got to see that lady.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean I've seen clips on YouTube
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: run inside Edition, but I've first seen it live.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I would love to see Pink fly through the air. Yeah,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: she should do a music less event where she just
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: flies through the air. I don't even care if the
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: music's plus.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: She will she will.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Is that a pretty recent addition to her shows?
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: I guess maybe in the last five or six years.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Do you think there was a moment when she's just like,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: we've got to do something. Well, she was a geminast,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: oh before being Pink.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Before being Pink, she was a geminast. She had it
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: inside of her.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Oh she has a whole life, whole life before being Pink. Wow,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: good for her. And now she's been copied, she probably
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: feels pretty good.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: She should see them all, have them all go to jail,
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: se sue them in the jail. We can't get Jesse
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: smile and jail. Let's get everybody else that flies in
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: the air into jail. I got to get people in
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: the jail.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: If there's one person you could put in celebrities, celebrities, yes,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: what what's the number one celebrity would put in jail.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: It's very difficult. You have to name one celebrity that
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: has to go to jail.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I have had such a long list. I can't
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: even think of Hard Gosh, Darnutt, oh, Tom Brady.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: For the commercials, just just like just put them away
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: for a minute, because you know what, like we had
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I thought we would see him for a while after
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: he retired from football. But then he's like talking, he's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: on I guess he's.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Doing those horrible car rental commercials. It's not Carshield, it's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: not Carshield. No, he's doing some sort of car rental
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: thing and trying to be funny.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Well, he was at that wedding too that everybody.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Went to, Oh of course, did he have a date?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Not things, So they said he was flirting with Sweeney.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Sydney Swing Sidney, she was there. Exactly what was this guest?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I discussed?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: This was like they closed they closed their eyes and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: through a dart on a celebrity.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Board had a kid's choice.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly whoever they had gotten by it. And then
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: these ding dogs went, oh my god.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Oh I had no idea. Well, if she that would
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: be a huge character flaw. If she ends up dating
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady, I mean, well, send them both to Chase,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: send them to jail. That should be a new email
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: this podcast. Who should go to jail? Okay, this is
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: the final segment of the podcast. People are writing into
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They're sending
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: voice notes they have to be sixty seconds long, recorded
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: in a quiet place, or emails. We help me answer
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: our listener question. Okay, this is hybridger and guest. Before
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I sound like a narcissistic monster, let me explain. I'm
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: a woman in my mid thirties and a long term,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: committed relationship with another woman in her third mid thirties. Yeah, well,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: unfortunately we just have to delete the email and shut
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: down the show. Okay. The problem is she hates choosing
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: gifts and always will buy whatever I ask for. For example,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: for our most recent anniversary, she asked for gift ideas,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: so I sent her an email with a bunch of links,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: and she got me every single thing. She's so generous
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: and sweet, but she started asking me what I want
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: for my birthday. I want to give her options that
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: aren't crazy expensive, but I also don't want to lowball
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: myself either. Example of gifts I've received kitchen gadgets, designer bags,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: slash wallets, earrings, perfume, fancy makeup. I think it's obvious
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: why I'm starting to feel guilty. Okay, whatever I've tried saying,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: anything from you will be precious to me. But she's
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: never satisfied until I send her some ideas. Help me.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You're my only hope. And that's from Nicole. So Nicole
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: has no she's hopeless. First of all, she's been taking
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: advantage of her partner. She's in this relationship where she's
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: just kind of uh draining this other woman financially. She's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: bragging and she's a huge braggerg and she's putting herself
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: in the spotlight constantly. And now she's asking for advice.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: What do you do with someone like this? Ask her
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: for a La booboo, ask her for a black labooba.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Ask her for a black labooba.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: If she can't get you that reship, start packing now.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Packing up, pack up, pack up everything, she gave you,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: which well probably took a while. Yeah, trucks, that's everything
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: that she needs.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: She probably owns the home.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I need some kitchen gadget. I need a fire that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: doesn't make my my fuse box explode.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Can I have one? Yeah? This first of all, Nicole,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: start offloading some of your things. Send Peep one of
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: those thank you. Ask for two laboo boos. One should
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: be sent to Pete thank you. Maybe some uh munchausens
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: by proxy. I had to have that. I have. I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: have bunch. She might have it with her partner, lesbian partner.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: I need a proxy. I just have the bunch. It's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: incomplete sets.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: That's going to be the next chraze.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Munch housing by proxy.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: All tweens are getting houses by proxy for Christmas.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: It's all about happen. I'm gonna put that out there.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put my vision board.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: So you feel like Nicole needs a la boo boo.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: She has a black lab Yeah she had, I mean
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: i've she doesn't. As of recording, she doesn't own a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: single laboo boo. She might be dating Rachel Dolezo for
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  Speaker 1: all we know. We don't know who this other partner
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  Speaker 1: is I don't know sexually where Rachel lands, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure she's willing to She's whatever you need her to
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  Speaker 1: be good for Rachel. Nicole turned to Rachel right now
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  Speaker 1: and say, I want a la booboo or I'm leaving you.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like we've answered the question perfectly. Have
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad, she wrote in me too. Who else could
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  Speaker 1: she have possibly asked?
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  Speaker 3: Nobody could have helped her by.
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  Speaker 1: And now she's gotten this blast of attention that she needs.
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  Speaker 1: That's her little high for the day. And now she's
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  Speaker 1: going to start looking for her next high, and she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna end up with a raccoon with a crack. She's lucky,
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  Speaker 1: very lucky. She's so lucky. Well, we answered the question perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: I have my magnifying glass, and I'm so through that
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  Speaker 1: you could be here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy that you had me here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, and listener, the podcast is now
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: screeching to a halt. There's nothing you can do about it.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: You have to figure out something else to do with
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  Speaker 1: your day. I don't know what it'll be, ah, but
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  Speaker 1: I wish you luck and move on. I love you, goodbye,
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  Speaker 1: I said, no gifts is an exactly right. Production. Our
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  Speaker 1: senior producer is on Alise Nelson and our episodes are
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  Speaker 1: beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by
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  Speaker 1: Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without
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  Speaker 1: our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: At I said, no gifts, that's where you're going to
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  Speaker 1: see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And
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  Speaker 1: don't you want to see the gifts line?
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  Speaker 2: Why did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear?
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  Speaker 4: But you're I guessed, Tom gotta come to me empty?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, no, guest, your own presence is presents enough.
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  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how
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  Speaker 4: Do you dare to surbey me