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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo the Bootleg Movie Review: "Melania” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the dal You will show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: there in Providence, Rhode Island. I would be there this
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  Speaker 1: if you if you take a notion, I think this
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  Speaker 1: has been what I would call a tough winner. It
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  Speaker 1: hasn't been a mile one.
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  Speaker 2: Huh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think it depends only is there've been some pretty
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  Speaker 1: mile winners recently, you know, but I haven't seen snow
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  Speaker 1: this bad on the East since that snow but getting
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  Speaker 1: about teen twelve years ago. Yes, back literally when I
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  Speaker 1: left it was snow still powered up, yep, still is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're super mile here for except for them last two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's kind of part for the course there, right,
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  Speaker 1: y'all get a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of lately.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's gonna be seventy five again this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Most people fly south for the winter and uh and
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  Speaker 1: ted cruise flies to la That is that's a sign
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  Speaker 1: the Canarian a coal mine or is the cruise on
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  Speaker 1: the airline? Oh wow, now it's time for The Bootleg
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  Speaker 1: Movie review of the libo The Bootleg Warrior.
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  Speaker 3: The januine Reary is over go into the wune warry
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  Speaker 3: black history and mam yeah once again, I would like
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  Speaker 3: to prepare you a few things white people will do
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  Speaker 3: so you won't lose in your timper. White people doing
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  Speaker 3: black history in Man will probably start quoting Martin Lute
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  Speaker 3: the King like they majored in the Civil Rights, but
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  Speaker 3: still pronounced Juneteenth like at your new cocktail. Oh, and
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  Speaker 3: then of course they will try to spice up the
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  Speaker 3: office pot lock with soul food the altered from uber
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  Speaker 3: to eats, then complaining if to spite, say, I'm cinna,
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  Speaker 3: of course you are apologizing for slavery like they personally
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  Speaker 3: signed the d then asking man's kwanta is like the
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  Speaker 3: Christmas but with cool vibes. I'm sitias. This movie has
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  Speaker 3: nothing to do with the black easty the mom because
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  Speaker 3: the star of the movie wants nothing to do with
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  Speaker 3: black people. I'm siios. The movie is Milania starting Milania
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  Speaker 3: de Trump. This movie is e doocuting it means today.
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  Speaker 3: It chronicles a red glimpse into the life of Milannia
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  Speaker 3: de Trump, exploring her role as the First Lady and
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  Speaker 3: her relationship with Donald D. Trump. It is quite a relationship.
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  Speaker 3: She's attracted to him as much as Queen Latifa is
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  Speaker 3: attracted to men. You know, I'll make money with him,
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  Speaker 3: but that's it. I'm cinnas her or as First Lady
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  Speaker 3: is just her posing in different places with expensive clothes
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  Speaker 3: on and going to different fun places. I was just
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  Speaker 3: waiting for Tyler Banks to jump out and say, welcome
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  Speaker 3: to the new next fat model. I'm siias. After all,
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  Speaker 3: she is the first side cheek to become the first Lady.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, you know how they say this is a
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  Speaker 3: movie that you don't want to miss, Well, this is
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  Speaker 3: a movie that you do want to miss. I'm sitious.
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  Speaker 3: The best part of this movie is, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: the most president. We'll see his wife in a ninety
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  Speaker 3: minute span. Oh oh, it's just bought it. I'm citias.
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  Speaker 3: It was like watching the golf channel on mute while
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  Speaker 3: someone reached their terms and conditions allowed. I'm citious. It's
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  Speaker 3: like watching glass grow, but the grass was on unemployment
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  Speaker 3: and it had given up. Oh this movie was so
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  Speaker 3: bad I give it zero handbags. In fact, it should
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  Speaker 3: owe me a gold Trump handbag for hacking it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm citio.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very upset. I'm a hacking warrior with
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  Speaker 3: a stream hacking movie review said me and I stay
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  Speaker 3: safe and healthy and don't see this movie.
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  Speaker 5: I'm me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm me.
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  Speaker 1: Now at it's time to take a pig in his
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  Speaker 1: asthm's diary had diary it okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, dad got ready, Okay, time to get serious.
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  Speaker 4: My girlfriend is upset with me because I criticized the
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  Speaker 4: fact that this older guy that she's dating can't say
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  Speaker 4: that attention anymore. And her argument was, listen, he provides
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  Speaker 4: for me in every other area in my life. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like okay, and she was like, what do
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  Speaker 4: you mean okay? And then I got home when I
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  Speaker 4: started thinking about it. We all change, our bodies change.
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  Speaker 4: There's certain things you can't can't do anymore, Like everybody
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  Speaker 4: can sway from the chef.
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  Speaker 2: We were like they used to in college. Oh maybe
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  Speaker 2: I'm the one who's to do that.
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  Speaker 4: The point is, you know, I understand the change has happened.
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  Speaker 2: So I had to call her up and apologize, and
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  Speaker 2: it got me to thinking, you know about dating when
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  Speaker 2: you're older. In particular, I have a day coming up
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  Speaker 2: this weekend with a guy who's older than me, and
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  Speaker 2: now I kind of want to ask him that question,
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  Speaker 2: but at the same time, I'll scare him what he
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  Speaker 2: might ask me. Anyway, dating as you're older.
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  Speaker 4: Is already tricky enough, and on top of all that,
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  Speaker 4: I owe her not only a sincere apology, but also
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  Speaker 4: a drink of Pastomers. And I would imagine the truth
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  Speaker 4: of the answer that God gives me this weekend