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FULL SHOW: The Confession (feat. Phil Nichol) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No nasties try it today. Welcome this big, big show.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hoich might not and.
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  Speaker 3: Oh get a your mad Barstard's great to have your
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  Speaker 3: company on this gloomy Monday afternoon. It is the fourth
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  Speaker 3: of May twenty six, and you, my friends, is ever
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  Speaker 3: listening to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.
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  Speaker 4: Out without dated hydration in with Toledos. Then you stand
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  Speaker 4: in and clean e literro lights.
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  Speaker 3: So good a LOGI you absolute stallion house life.
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  Speaker 5: You're pretty grousey, your mad dog, you're six son of
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  Speaker 5: the bee. Bloody Monday man, yeah, man, bloody Monday man.
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  Speaker 6: It's craziness.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to have to do this whole week. We've
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  Speaker 5: had a few short weeks in a row. But I
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  Speaker 5: understand old Keezy, Oh Keezy, look at them smug a
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  Speaker 5: little bet chopped with himself. He's going to go down.
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  Speaker 5: He's got a golf tournament, so he's going to go
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  Speaker 5: and get pumped at that three days in a row, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: you get pumped three years.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that you could sort of take time
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  Speaker 3: after go and play golf tournament.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, if I knew that, I'd be doing it
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  Speaker 6: all the time. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: What with all your golf mates?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, totally man. How are you going, keysy with you
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  Speaker 6: with your new Warriors cap on? There it's pristine.
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  Speaker 4: As Pristina is brand new. I'm feeling great, Fellas. Another
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  Speaker 4: short week for Keezy. I won't be here on Friday,
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  Speaker 4: apologies and advance for that, yes, but looking forward to it.
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  Speaker 4: Big golf tournament this weekend next week in Magic Ground. God,
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  Speaker 4: it's all on me. It is all on Fellas, yeah, Jase, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: your boots on, man, you got your old jacket on.
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  Speaker 4: You got your colored and Reburger hat, pretending that it's
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  Speaker 4: not a Reburger hat, but it is it is.
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  Speaker 6: I'm very well, thanks Keezy, thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 5: Sweet You're looking good man, you thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Have you done something different?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm feeling very compact because I've got really tight
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  Speaker 3: jeans on. The sweatshirt's quite tight, my hat's quite tight.
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling very secure.
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  Speaker 4: That's good man.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you look great man, Thank you. I appreciate it
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  Speaker 6: really good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, some of the best looking I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I took a shower today and I
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  Speaker 3: was staring at myself in the old mirror there, going jeez.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking good.
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  Speaker 3: It's all the walking I'm doing. I'm very cut at
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  Speaker 3: the moment, Fellers, because you've got a very cut You've
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  Speaker 3: got cutters.
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  Speaker 5: You've got one of those mirrors from the amusement park
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  Speaker 5: Funhouse Mirror, Funhouse mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, they make
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  Speaker 5: you look normal.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the shows?
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  Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis.
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  Speaker 5: Later up in the show, Fellers, We've got a UK comedian,
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  Speaker 5: absolute backbone and legend of a human being, Phil Nickel,
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  Speaker 5: coming into the studio for a bit of a yeah
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  Speaker 5: chit chat, you know. Also, Fellas, I have got a
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  Speaker 5: confession to make. I'm not proud of myself, but I
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  Speaker 5: feel like I can't keep it to myself. I need
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  Speaker 5: to tell you guys what's been going on with me?
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  Speaker 5: Oh God? And next up Bricky Versus Big Show, we're
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  Speaker 5: going to be talking about a bench press competition and
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  Speaker 5: a few of the final details. I can only imagine.
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  Speaker 5: We've got some audio to play from Breakfast. Got no idea,
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm hearing that's what everybody's saying. Oh wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they were really talking about you, about me, everyone as panorle.
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  Speaker 6: In the meantime, here's Blink one A two.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkeyes.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed snow patrol there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time eleven minutes past four o'clock
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  Speaker 3: and it's.
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  Speaker 5: Time for the big pole. The big pole today is
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  Speaker 5: sit down, wheeze if you're a man, yes or no?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I asked that because it dawned on me this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Early this morning, I woke up and I was going
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  Speaker 5: for one my traditional mourning waves, and I go like
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  Speaker 5: a racehorse, keezy sprint I do towards a toilet there,
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  Speaker 5: get in there and absolutely blast it out wait the
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  Speaker 5: house up right straight into the center of the water
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  Speaker 5: there straight Well, no, because I'm sitting down going against
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  Speaker 5: the bowl.
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  Speaker 6: It's a powerful stream.
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  Speaker 5: It's a horrid a stream. Yeah, I have to get
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  Speaker 5: into the shower afterwards, such as the power right, that's
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  Speaker 5: true story, kezy grass. And it dawned on me as
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  Speaker 5: I was sitting there water blasting my downstick. I get
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  Speaker 5: it that I never ever ever stand up to go
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  Speaker 5: to the toilet anymore to do wheeze. See it possibly
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  Speaker 5: when I'm here at work, and I'll use the urinal.
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  Speaker 5: Other than that, I sit down every single time without fail.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm wondering how many people there are out there
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  Speaker 5: that are like me, that are keeping it to themselves.
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  Speaker 4: Try to say that there's another person just like you
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  Speaker 4: in this room with you right now, and that is me,
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  Speaker 4: old keezy old sit down to wheezy keysy, they call
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  Speaker 4: me seriously in my house, I have I can't remember
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  Speaker 4: the last time I stood up to be Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: a lot of dudes to be listening to this right now,
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  Speaker 4: going what what are you doing? Just try it all
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  Speaker 4: of a sudden, going wheeze becomes this really chill, enjoyable
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  Speaker 4: thirty seconds or two minutes in your case, Jase, of
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  Speaker 4: just absolute relaxation.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I only do sit down wheeze when it's dark
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  Speaker 3: at night and I don't want to spray it all
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  Speaker 3: over the place. Then I'll do a sit down WII
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  Speaker 3: because I don't want to turn the lights on either
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  Speaker 3: my wife. But generally speaking, I'm a stand up wi
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  Speaker 3: guy because I find sitting down there's just too much
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  Speaker 3: admin to.
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  Speaker 5: Deal with those standing up because you have to tiptoe
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  Speaker 5: to get over there.
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  Speaker 4: There is that, but also need to step ladder to
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  Speaker 4: get up and sit on it.
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  Speaker 3: So but also you know, for me, when I'm sitting down,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I've got to rearrange everything. And as I say,
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot of admin to deal with, right, I'm
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  Speaker 3: sort of having to flop things everywhere, and it's just
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  Speaker 3: like I'd rather just dan proud and spray.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, well that's what's it feels more manly. Well
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  Speaker 4: that's important to you.
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  Speaker 5: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't have said that, but it does feel
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  Speaker 3: more mainly it does.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So this is why we're bringing it up as
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  Speaker 4: a big pole because we're I'm interested too, because it's
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  Speaker 4: changed my life. It has started doing this like a
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  Speaker 4: year or two ago. I think there's a few people
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  Speaker 4: in the ACC, including like my nice shirt from the
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  Speaker 4: Breakfast show. I think that a long time. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: that's what sort of convinced me, right, and then I
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  Speaker 4: started doing it. I was like, hang about this is
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  Speaker 4: as so good?
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  Speaker 5: And you get got more time to go on Instagram
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  Speaker 5: j so you control through busies and that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well I.
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  Speaker 3: I generally don't take the phone into the toilet because
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  Speaker 3: it's you know, it's a sacred time for me. I
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  Speaker 3: like to just chill out. But no, I'm definitely a
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  Speaker 3: stand up wheeze type of failure.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, when you're out in the woods, for.
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  Speaker 3: Example, you know there's something gratifying about being in the
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  Speaker 3: open air and just pounding a tree trunk. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean with your your vigorous spray. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're not gonna squat in the bush.
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  Speaker 5: I know there's times when obviously you know it makes sense,
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  Speaker 5: you know, when you're out in the woods, which is
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  Speaker 5: never there. So yeah, let us know. On three four
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  Speaker 5: eighty three, are you like Kesy and me? Do you
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  Speaker 5: sit down to do wheeze or are you're a freak
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  Speaker 5: show like Jason? You stand up?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that wasn't a tree stump you were peeing
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  Speaker 4: on by the way as a flower. Then she don't
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  Speaker 4: forget you can fut on the hid Ackey Big Show's
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  Speaker 4: Instagram story The.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Archy.
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  Speaker 6: Yes indeed the Killer's there.
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  Speaker 3: On the Radio Hodarchy Big show this Monday afternoon. The
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  Speaker 3: time is twenty one minutes past four o'clock in the
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  Speaker 3: Big Pole today.
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  Speaker 6: Men sit down wheeze, yes or no.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. I just sort of dawned on me when
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  Speaker 5: I was in the bathroom this morning at four o'clock
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  Speaker 5: in the morning, sitting down like an absolute man, like
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  Speaker 5: a backbone master of my domain, sitting on my throne
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  Speaker 5: there doing a WII. Yeah, that I never ever stand
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  Speaker 5: up to anymore. That's gone. I go out unless I'm
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  Speaker 5: ooting the boot, yeah, absolutely right.
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  Speaker 4: Or at a random at work here stand up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. But byan it's very very rare. In
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  Speaker 5: the case, in the course of a week, I might
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  Speaker 5: go the whole week without having ever stood up to
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  Speaker 5: do a wi.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it amazing?
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  Speaker 5: Jason?
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  Speaker 6: Extraordinary?
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  Speaker 5: That's a cold hard fact for you. Jason. Yeah, get
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  Speaker 5: that in your man.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas I like to stand proud and erect and just
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  Speaker 3: power away, I mean.
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  Speaker 6: That's just it's just natural. It's how I've done it
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  Speaker 6: all my life.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever sat down to go wheeze at your hell?
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  Speaker 3: As I say, I sit down to go wheeze. If
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  Speaker 3: it's like two in the morning and I do want
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  Speaker 3: to turn on the bathroom like and wake my wife up?
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  Speaker 5: Don't you feel bad about doing it? Because that's real
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  Speaker 5: patriarchy to it. That's the old school wave of being
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  Speaker 5: a man. But now there's a new way of being
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  Speaker 5: a man, and they're just sitting down doing wheeze. Well
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  Speaker 5: real men.
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  Speaker 3: Having said that too, I actually do end up waking
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  Speaker 3: my wife up when I sit down because of the
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm that much closer to the water and
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  Speaker 3: the stream is so powerful.
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  Speaker 6: It's like a waterfall heading, you know, heading the the creek.
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  Speaker 4: See, I would think it's with you, jas based on
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  Speaker 4: what you've told me. It's like when you're filling up
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  Speaker 4: a bucket with a hose. At some point the end
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  Speaker 4: of the hose goes in the water and you can't
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  Speaker 4: actually hear anything.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there is that, yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Gross, a lot of ticks coming in on three four
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  Speaker 4: eight three. Sam says nighttime years daytime no, So nighttime,
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  Speaker 4: sit down, daytime no. Taylor agrees, always sit down in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of the night or when drunk. Sam says,
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  Speaker 4: at your home, yes, sit down to keep it clean.
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  Speaker 4: Anywhere else, stand up, honestly, got the rules, Yeah, sitting
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  Speaker 4: down men to keep it clean. Honestly, you will notice
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  Speaker 4: a massive difference in the cleanliness of your toilet area.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that implies that most men are massively unco
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to wing into a toilet.
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  Speaker 6: I take issue with that. I'm very accurate.
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  Speaker 5: That's what Kesey and I were talking about after we
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  Speaker 5: had dinner around at your place at night, and Kezy
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  Speaker 5: gave you six out of ten. He said the main
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  Speaker 5: reason he marked it down was because your bathroom was
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  Speaker 5: a disgrace.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like some had just like shaken up a
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  Speaker 4: bottle of fanter in there.
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  Speaker 3: That's jizz, that's Jesus. Sorry, it's the cat.
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  Speaker 6: The cat.
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  Speaker 7: What do you mean that? You know?
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  Speaker 6: She does the cat spray like the you know the cat.
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  Speaker 4: Are you talking about your cat? Whose name is yes? Right? Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just because it came out sounding we are we talking?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's some more some more ticks here on
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  Speaker 4: three four eight three Good guys, I do this is
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  Speaker 4: jack sit down where you stand up poos?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, stand up poos to go.
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  Speaker 4: To especially in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 6: Stand up poos.
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  Speaker 5: Stand up poos are the one I do that every time.
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  Speaker 4: Really stand up.
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  Speaker 6: It's actually better for your.
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  Speaker 3: Bow, it is, Yeah, to actually stand up when you're
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  Speaker 3: doing poos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, what about Jizz?
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  Speaker 6: She tends to squat, you know as cats do.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, wheezer there on the rad ho Larky Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is four thirty two. Let's
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  Speaker 3: talk rugby league with our resident professional, Charlie gab Good.
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  Speaker 6: Charlie, amyd Bastard.
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  Speaker 7: How's life LA's good brother, Hoidy you freaking kinky bastard?
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  Speaker 7: It is, Yeah, he is a little wetter.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little bit dirty in the beach im, i admitted, Gubby.
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  Speaker 6: You know I'll own that. I'll own it. Hey. Solid
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  Speaker 6: win for the Fellers though over the week in there.
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  Speaker 7: A wicked one too. It was almost felt like it
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  Speaker 7: was going to be a bogie game, you know, going
• 11:32
  Speaker 7: over to Parametta and playing away from home. But we
• 11:35
  Speaker 7: just seem to, you know, we win the games we
• 11:38
  Speaker 7: should be winning now. We had one slip up this
• 11:40
  Speaker 7: Tigers a few weeks ago, but everything just seems to
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  Speaker 7: be falling into place.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing. Charlie good it's all keezy here man,
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  Speaker 4: how are you?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Good things Keezy?
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  Speaker 7: You wonkey barst.
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  Speaker 4: Ah never mind, never mind, you got a question man, No,
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  Speaker 4: just joking, Charlie, you did right. This is a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a It seemed to me like a of a
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: banana skin game, and it did seem like it was
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  Speaker 4: going to go that way. Last year Mount Smart Stadium,
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: the Eels came over, they were depleted and somehow managed
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: to put a real number on the Warriors. But that
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  Speaker 4: is the thing that's different about this team this year
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  Speaker 4: is they are winning those sort of important games, like
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  Speaker 4: for example, last weekend going down to Wellington. Traditionally that's
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  Speaker 4: a game that they might have lost, but they ended
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  Speaker 4: up getting the w. Something's different this time, isn't it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, definitely. I think, well, they're just very resilient.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone's just doing their job as well. Like there's you know,
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  Speaker 7: one person might have an off game, but it's never
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  Speaker 7: the whole teams off. Yeah, Like that was a close game,
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  Speaker 7: you know, on the first half, but every week we
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  Speaker 7: seem to just be always a better team in the
• 12:42
  Speaker 7: second half. I don't really know what to put it
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  Speaker 7: down to, but it's it's easy to support when things
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  Speaker 7: are gone that way.
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  Speaker 5: How'd you feel about Valamonga coming off the back fence.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a man.
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  Speaker 5: I love that.
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  Speaker 7: I think we've got the best bench in the NRAL
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  Speaker 7: at the moment. There's just so many, so many options
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  Speaker 7: to to bring on, and with Jackson Ford playing nearly
• 13:03
  Speaker 7: eighty minutes, it makes things easy. We can just keep
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  Speaker 7: bringing impact players on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Charlie, I mean you would have brought it off
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  Speaker 4: the back fence plenty of times.
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  Speaker 5: Mate.
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  Speaker 4: What's going through your head when you're steaming there at
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  Speaker 4: one hundred miles an hour straight into the defensive line.
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 7: Honestly, I don't know, but that was I think I
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  Speaker 7: would go and knowing that I'm going to come off
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  Speaker 7: second best. But Demitric knows like he's going to put
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  Speaker 7: some hurt on someone, So I would like to be
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  Speaker 7: I'd like to be him for a day.
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  Speaker 5: Nice him. Nice to see Dylan Walker go and flying
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  Speaker 5: out the back of one of those as well.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, normally, normally these X Warriors get the wood over us,
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  Speaker 7: but it's definitely get to send them home with a
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  Speaker 7: few bruises.
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  Speaker 3: I actually got the jetters about three quarters of the
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: way through the match there, Gubby, when Dallan butchered that
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  Speaker 3: try in the corner, I thought.
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  Speaker 6: Ah, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: But to the feller's credit, they put the final nails
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  Speaker 3: in the coffin this time.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, I think, yeah, I was lucky it didn't
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  Speaker 7: come down to that one. But Dylan's been great. Dylan's
• 14:01
  Speaker 7: been great, much to Mogi's disappointment.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's fuming, mate.
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  Speaker 5: He was on fire at the end of last week. Man,
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  Speaker 5: no complaints at all, absolutely not. And d w Z
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  Speaker 5: does go great and I don't like people going hot
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  Speaker 5: and cold on it. And he's seen he's certainly fixed
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  Speaker 5: up the jamming. It's nowhere near as bad as it
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  Speaker 5: used to be, so that is an absolute bonus. And
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  Speaker 5: then the halves as well, mate, they're going pretty good too.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the whole team's going well. I don't know, Web,
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  Speaker 7: he's got a very good at tax shape going there.
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  Speaker 7: The wingers are always scoring, we're always breaking them down.
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  Speaker 7: We did it a couple of years ago when we
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  Speaker 7: had that hot run and Dylan would kept scoring in
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  Speaker 7: the corner. But now we're doing it on both sides.
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: We're setting up for big shifts and it's not it's
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: not predictable. He keeps changing things up. But like but
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: like what I did, just keep changing things up.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: And I do just want to say on a KP
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: that his speed Aliana Camper era absolutely unbelievable. How he
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: got that ball of c HT and he was any
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: other player on the team that would have been a
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: tough try. He was just gone in the blink of
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: an eye.
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's nice to have it on our side. We've
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: it's been a few years since we've had a real
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: fast winger. I can't of remember who the last one was.
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: Maybe then in camp.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, that was a lot time. Charlie Gub, Charlie
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Gard before we let you go? Mate? Who was your
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: official Porter King player of the day.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: That's got to go to Jackson Ford again.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a beat, He's a beast.
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: But you know what he didn't You know, he's been
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: leading the Delian vote and he didn't get any vote
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: this week, so Nathan Cleaire ever took him. It was
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: just a bit of a Joe par.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: No, it's probably because he only played seventy two minutes
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: because he's weak.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't he play the full lady didn't he what
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: a baby. Hey, don't forget. If you're in the Wellington
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: region and you need a Portloo, hit up Porter King
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: and Uncle Charlie look after you. We won't speak to
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: you next week, Charlie because the wives have got to
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: buy man. But we'll speak to you in two weeks time.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, awesome, brothers listening forward to it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: They have a good one.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: Thanks Charlie. Here's Jan for.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: The Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Aching.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: We am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. The time is four forty four. Let's talk TV.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue Fellas Fellers.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I watched a documentary. There's four parts
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: to I think each episode was about now each Hulk
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Hogan real American, he's a wrestler. I think I've seen
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: that all right. It came out you do do you
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: a premiere on April twenty second, twenty twenty six, So
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: it came out in the last week or so. I
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: haven't seen it. You haven't seen it, so you were
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: I felt the same, Yeah, right, I thought I've seen
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: this anyway. I checked it on Jesus good men. I
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: was a huge fan of his back in the day
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: when I was a kid sort of in the eighties.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: As he came through, I was probably eight to ten,
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: twelve years old. But back in those days, you had
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: to wait for them to turn up, so we would
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: have You couldn't see any of this, but it was
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: wrestlemaney would turn up, and they'd turn up maybe two
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: months later, three months later, even longer on videotape, and
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: you'd have to hire them out and so you'd go
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: on the waiting list to make sure that you were
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: the first one to get them. But it was all
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: like it was him an ultimate worriyor Macho Man, Randy
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Savage and the Big boss Man and all that sort
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: of stuff. So it goes through all his childhood and
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: then coming into wrestling and then sort of becoming, you know,
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: going over the top of making the WWF at that
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: stage as it was nine, absolutely humongous. It used to
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: be a regional thing, but Vince mcman made it a
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: national and national thing. Some really good stuff in there.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: He did some stupid, stupid things in his life, but
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: it was some heartwarming stuff. And then by the time
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: he starts talking about politics. In the last episode, I
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: turned it off. I don't really give a shit about
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: what Hulk Hogan thinks about politics if I'm honest, But
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: up until that point, really good. I give it four buzsies.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: If you like your wrestling, jump on it. It's very
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: honest about all of the things. That's not a It's
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: not sort of a puff piece by any stretch of
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: the imagination. So that is Hulk Hogan, and that is
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: on Netflix.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: A possible five.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: That's not bad. I watched the.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Docu series fellas called Should I Marry a Murderer?
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: On Netflix?
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I watched the same one.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Yes, an intriguing tale.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: It was with a woman who was about to marry
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: the sort of man of her dreams, kind of set up,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: and then she finds out some information.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Can I guess what it is? He's a burglar?
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: Correct?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: And then she has to go through or do I
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: go ahead with this? And having this knowledge that I
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: now have. But it becomes a real tale of debauchery
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: and drugs, and she makes some pretty baffling decison yes,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: because she's doing so many drugs with this particular fella. Look,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: it wasn't too bad in terms of that that kind
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: of documentary series. I'd give it three out of five buzzies.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I watched the same thing and I enjoyed it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: A pretty harrowing tale of completely a support from the
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: police and mental health services. She was going through some
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: intense stuff and they just abandoned her, right, and so
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I think it's definitely worth the watch. Y.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, So over the weekend, my wife and I had
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Saturday sorry no Friday night became free. We had it
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: booked out and all of a sudden it became free.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: We were like, let's watch a movie my life. Yes,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: it's great.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: What do you want to watch?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: And I said, well, we enjoyed A Beautiful Mind a
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: few months ago. Let's watch the next sort of based
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: on a true story. Ron Howard film Apollo thirteen starring
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Tom Haggs, based on a true story all the things
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: she loves to hear. Great, that's good, Okay, cool. First
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: before we do that, though, we've just got to we've
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: got to sort out this admin thing that we had
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: to deal with. That took an hour and a half.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: We ended up watching Location, Location, Location, Keezy come Man.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: But we watched the trailer and it looks great. Oh,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: it looks really great, so we're going to watch it,
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: which is really great.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: So we should start a segment where Keyser reviews films
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: that are thirty years old and you could have seen
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: eight times now.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I love these films. It's like, oh, that's why everyone's
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: banging on about them. But can I just say, in location, location, location,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: this elderly cup or they went outderly that was sort
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: of Moogi's age.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Ah, yes, are quite old, but they.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Were downsizing, you know, so their kids had left, they
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: were downsizing and everywhere Phil went Phil Spencer like do
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: you like this? How she the lady was just like
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: oh no, and she just super negative. And at the
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: end of it they were like, yeah, I don't think
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: we're really ready to buy. And they were like, well, yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: you have to figure out do you even want to
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: sell and buy right now? Complete waste of both Phil
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: and Kirsty's time and quite frankly my time.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I was fuming, yeah number that season twenty three, episode seven, But.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: At least she got to check out Kirsty again, Keysy,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not checking her out, mane. That would have made
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: your Friday night a bit spicy.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I must have met my wife has a fee around
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: her now when we're watching she's just like, oh, what
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: do you want to watch this?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Iar?
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Give it four point nine busies out of five. Oh,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: come on tvns in.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Plus as Kings of Leon, the hold.
• 21:08
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• 21:13
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• 21:16
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• 21:18
  Speaker 6: The time is five to five.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, fellers, I'll see it all as bold as food
• 21:22
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• 21:27
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• 21:43
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• 21:48
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  Speaker 5: Man.
• 21:53
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• 21:56
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• 21:58
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• 22:09
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• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Keezy, speaking of breakfast, we've sent the challenge to the
• 22:28
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• 22:31
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• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing bench press. That will happen over the
• 22:36
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• 22:38
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• 23:31
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• 23:32
  Speaker 5: How goods he? I know, I'm asking you.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: He's very because he's great. I knew him back in
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: the day Magie when I did the old stand up comedy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: Really yeah, yeah, we were great mates.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, really, it's crazy because you know, obviously the UK
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: doing massive things.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, and here I am in New Zealand just going off,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: going off as right. He texted me before to say, geez, Jason,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I've been looking at your profile here in New Zealand.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Boy, you've really got you're going great guns.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally break guns because there's something you say.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: I know it's weird.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Did he also say fill your boots?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: No?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: But anyway, other than there's a lot coming up to
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: see our fellows. Plus up next, we've got to respond
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: to Breckey that was still on our ass about this
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: challenge thing. Plus Moogi, you've got something to confess I do.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I've got something to confess, Fellows, that'll be good.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't wait. In the meantime, here's the Black Keys.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 24:28
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• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed Metellica there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly fourteen minutes past
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: five o'clock and Fellows the Breakfast Feed Big Show challenges on.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this time it is bench press old MOGGI be
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: happy about.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: That, loving it man often it. So I've been to
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: the gym for really for a long time. I went
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: last week just to see where I'm at. We'll see
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: how we go, I guess. Yeah, no, good.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Well the idea is combined total of weight that's between
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: member day between and we've got the massive secret weapon
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: of whole bugs.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: So in my head, Unleashing pugsun is like you know,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: the President walking in with a briefcase, putting in a code,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: opening it, hitting a hitting a big button that's his
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: secret weapon. And then Pogson walks out and benches like
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: a thousand. Yeah, totally, I can't wait.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: It's going to do you guys get the videos that
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: he sent through too. In terms of training and getting
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: getting ready for it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: I don't open any videos that peg Son sends through me.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Was like, was he sitting through training montages of him?
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, just you know, to prepare for the big challenge.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: What were they looking like?
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: He was?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: He was beasting it and I'm so sty he was
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: beasting it. Seriously, I reckon I'm alone could take up
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: the Breakfast shows.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Well, obviously that that's I agree with you there, Jace,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: and I think the way we should do it is
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: the three of us go and get ours out the
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: way and put our numbers up, yes, and then we
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: sort of go to the secret weapon after that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Well, that's all part of it is. I mean, we've
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: got so many different areas of this which we need
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: to argue and work out with Breakfast. I understand they've
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: got a bit of audio there from this morning, Kezy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: We don't know what's at stake yet, so I don't
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: know what the I mean. I do think it's a
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: criminal that they're flying Jason Hoyd over to sit in
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: the hotel room for Magic Ground.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Well how about that if we say, well, whoever, when's
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: the skits to go to Magic Round.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, then he's just gonna say, well, I'm already going, sir,
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: But then he probably doesn't want Yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: What about if we win, then you get to go
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: to Magic Round and one of us gets to go
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: to Magic Round. Ye, I'm okay with that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: We'll swap it gets the choice of whether or not
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: they want to go to Magic Round.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm okay with that.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I'm fine with that. Okay, Well, let's put that to them.
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: If we win, one of us is coming to Magic
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: Ground with you guys, and if you win, name your price.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: What a great idea. That's generous of them that they'd
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: be willing to come to Magic Ground.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what the deal here?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: What do we get in that situation?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Ex we get to stay behind.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: The funny thing is I would actually be kind of
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: keen for one of them to swap out with Jason
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: come to Magic Ground.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Why, Man, I love magic?
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: He does? He bleed magic.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't believe he believes it. When you catch
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: azz open, Magic Ground falls out totally.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: It's always the first thing on my calendar every year.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I'm fizzing about it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: You don't have a calendar, Come on, man, well this
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: is this has brought up a good topic, which is
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: what's what's at stake here?
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I mean well, previously what we've done is
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: the loser has had to do the opposition's show, two
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: shows on one day, and the winner gets a day off.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: So we've had two occasions of that where we've lost, Yes,
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: and we have had to do two shows on one
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: day and they've had the day off. We lost that
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: twice twice, yes, right, and then now that we're on
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: the brink, have actually been able to win something. We're
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: changing the game. I don't know why. I'm happy to
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: go with we do the show and they do ours. Yes,
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: that makes sense.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Just to do it on a Friday of our choosing.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: That's right, because Friday is always the best day.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Well, can we do it for a week or a month?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: We do it for a week, guys. This is exactly
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: what happened with the We started getting cocky and then okay,
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: so let's just let's just not count our chickens here,
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: let's just go yeah, okay, an.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Old school would Yeah, I agree, I agree.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Head to hear, yes, head to hear. So pugs send
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: that audio through them. Man, when you finished doing your
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: bicyp curls and studio B send that through them, and
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: our proposition is same as because we want a chance
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: to actually have the day off and then cover our show.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, I am consumed, Keezy, because you know when we
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: did the running race, we did a four by one
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: hundred meter relay race. You were so keen on us,
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Keezy getting out there and doing some training, which we did.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: You know, you nagged it us and off we went
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: and did it. And now this time around you've said
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: that you're doing absolutely no training. So my concern is
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: that the same thing is going to happen on the day.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: You're going to be using Marshall groups you haven't used
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: for years. Underneath the way, sound everybody down again.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Sound exactly like my wife. Has she been talking to
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: you or something, because she is like, you've got to
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: go to the German practice because you know how she
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: talks like that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's got impression of very very accurate.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: No, No, I will I'll do a few press ups
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Oh cool to begin with.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Nice, and then I assume we'll all go to a
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: gym at some stage and just sort of see what
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: we could do. Yes, we'll do a few there with
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: the bar and a few. I've got some stuff at
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: home I can start doing things with the problem is
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I don't want to train too hard for it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: But you know what I mean, too hard. You don't
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: want to overdo it, but do something so your body
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: knows what's coming for it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: True.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Oh I think we locked that in good, Jason. And
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: you are keen to go to Magic Round?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: You don't want to lock you don't want to hell?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Nice?
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: He bleeds Magic Round totally.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Man The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Radio HOD Live.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: The time is five twenty sevens. I've got a confession
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: to make and I'm genuinely sorry about this. I'm not
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not witty. J sorry where he apologizes, I'm sorry.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: You say the word sorry, I say the word sorry.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I'm actually really nervous about this now.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: This year, fellows, I've not been drinking. I've been on
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: the wagon, haven't been drinking, barely been smoking cigarettes. I
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: have had the odd cigarette, to be honest with you,
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: but I haven't drunk all year because I just needed
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: to keep my mind clear, got a lot of work
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: on their kyzy can't afford to be hungover. I love
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: the highs, but I can't stand the lows. Fellas. Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: and I thought that that was the best thing for me.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I genuinely did. But on Friday night I got in
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: touch with a mate I haven't seen him for a
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: long time, and we got on the hammer. Yeah until
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: about three four o'clock in the morning. Wow, steamed, some
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: would say responsibly. Got to the point where I convinced
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: him no, irresponsibil oh no. Got to the point where
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: I convinced him to come to Magic Round. I paid
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: for his tickets. Ah, what is fly? His fly got
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: the credit card, booked the flight. He's coming now. That
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: would never have happen. I've been trying to get him
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: to come for a year. He said no every single time,
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: and it took me reaching out and spending that quality
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: time with him for him to do something he otherwise
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: would never have done.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: And so now we find ourselves in a position where
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: I've been extremely supportive of you. Haughty Jane. You're endeavor
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: to not vape or smoke cigarettes for the month of May,
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: because I genuinely think that that's the best thing for you.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: But after Friday night and getting on the hammer and
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: smoking a pack of twenty, I now know that I
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: was wrong about that, and I no longer want to
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: encourage you to stay off the vape, to stay off
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: the cigies for that of may is key, please, Ma,
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: There's not many small pleasures in our life, haughty Jane. Yes,
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing you, man, smoking darts and getting on the
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: vape is one of the only things that you've got
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: good in your life. Man, I know your life inside
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: and out. Yes, it's a shock.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: It's not that bad, Jason. And on the surface, sure
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: it looks pretty terrible.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: And the fact that Kezy has tried I want to
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: deprive you, to deprive you of one of the small
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: joys in life, which is nicoteene, and the consumption thereof
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: makes me very sad and I want no further Pardner,
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I dragged you into this.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Literally the first day of the bet mogie is a
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: huge blowout and gets back on the dart. This is
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: bullshit because if you fail, you you give him money.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: It's no greater joy in my life than what I've
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: experienced on Friday night, and I've been robbing myself of
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: that experience this whole year.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: I'm hearing you, Magie, I'm totally hearing you.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Jason Man stays strong.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: So if you've been on the vapesman, if you've been
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: on the siggis these last few days, totally fine with me.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: I'll take you one hundred dollars, but I won't like it,
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: and I'll buy some ciggies over and brizly at Magic
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: round men, and we'll go hard. You and me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Ja, Yes, have you had a vapor or any cigarettes
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: this week?
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: He's setting me up here. No, man, we're all good. Really, yeah, man,
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: you promise we're all good.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Look at me in the eye and say you promise.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: I promise.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: What that you haven't vaped or smoked?
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Well, look me the eye, look me the eye.
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: Look you can't look.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: At me, CAZy, I can look at you, okay, And
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not making any promises.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Three days in fellows, three days in.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Fellers?
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Now, listen, there may have been an occasion yesterday afternoon
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: where hoody Jay may have.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Been slightly weak.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: One hundred dollars. You just cost me one hundred dollars.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: It lasted all of four days.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: Keezy.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: No, The important thing here is I'm not vaping. Yeah, currently,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: that's right.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: He only had a cigarette.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Did you have a cigarette?
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: No, I didn't have a Cigy you had a vape?
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: Well what did you head?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: What did you do?
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I've got money invested in this. What's happening?
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: When the month is up, I shall reveal all.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: But the bit's over, I have to give.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: When the month is up, I shall reveal all.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: What a great way of doing it?
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Wait, so it is the bit still happening at this point?
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: It is still happening.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, I just don't even give a shit. What the
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: hell is happening up next?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Phil Nicholas The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Radio Hotel.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: You're welcome back your massive bankbones. I hope your monday's
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: going along.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Tickety booth, Hey fellers, what's up?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: The New Zealand Comedy Festival is about to start up again?
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: We phizzingly.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: It's it's officially underway already.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Ja, Yeah, I know that's what I made.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: It's just come upon me man, And with that, mom,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I've got a comedian in the studio with us. Canadian
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: comedian Phil Nickel, get.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: How are you doing the.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Thing that people had asked you? Phil? Straight away?
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: Is the on with your my accent?
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: I'll be living in the UK for about thirty years.
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: I was born in a place called Cumbernold, just outside
• 35:28
  Speaker 11: of Glasgow.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: My mom's from Cumbana.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: Your mom's.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: That would have been amazing.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: I could be your father, It's possible.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: But actually, yes, I was born in Glasgow, and I
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: grew up in Canada, which is where the Canadian is yea.
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: And then I moved I was married in Australia. I
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: lived in Australia for five years.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Oh wow.
• 35:50
  Speaker 11: And then and then I moved from there to the
• 35:52
  Speaker 11: UK and I've lived in London for about thirty years.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Now, whiz, where is your hat?
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Phil?
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: Don't come on, man, I like cats.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, where's my hat?
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: My heart?
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: I think I'm Scottish.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: By yeah, yeah, right, okay, because I was going to say,
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: you know, as Kiwi's we have a real affinity with Canadians.
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you do.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: We've got beautiful countries, friendly people, We've got the big
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: brother little brother thing going on. You with the States,
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: don't get me started. And that's with Australia, you know
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: what I mean. So I feel like in some respects
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: we're kindred spirits and I.
• 36:27
  Speaker 11: Think it's the same thing for the Scots in the English. Yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: you know, that's why. There's a lot of Scottish people
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: in Canada, that's why. And a lot of Scottish people
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: moved to New Zealand.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of palms as well.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that is great.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: They're all good. They're all good.
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: I love them. I live amongst them.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Phil, I'm always intrigue because they're obviously traveling
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: around the world a lot. What are you crave when
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: you're you know, going around the way?
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: What?
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: What does film need to eat when you're in a
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: hotel room? I mean, what are you what are you
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: going for?
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Philham? Intrigued?
• 36:59
  Speaker 11: So I'm very much as Southeast Asian fans. Yeah, man,
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: I'm a noodles I had noodles today.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Right sh Yeah, we're dumpling in dumpling mad and spicy
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: noodle made onling mat.
• 37:12
  Speaker 11: I've got a guy that does a show is in
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: the UK. His wife is Japanese and part of my
• 37:17
  Speaker 11: rider is that they make me fifty dumplings. At post show,
• 37:22
  Speaker 11: they go back to their house and she makes homemade dumplings.
• 37:25
  Speaker 11: It's on the rider, it's in the contract. I only
• 37:27
  Speaker 11: do that show if I get the dumplings.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, mild, medium or extra home.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: Well, I like a bit of all, like a bit
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: of of all.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: You ever try to Korean hot dog?
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: No? Well, you mean honest stick?
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I had one time corn dog, really bizarre mozzarella sausage
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: and a fat better. It's got sauce, It's got sauce
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: on it, it's got herbs on it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's also got sugar on it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: What's the sugar?
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know, man, it blew my mind.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: I think there's a lot of sugar in modern Asian
• 37:58
  Speaker 11: cuisine though, right they sugar.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Everything sugar is real though for a spicy hot dog.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah. For those people that aren't familiar with you.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: Yes, which is everybody.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Tell us about tell us about yourself and tim comedy.
• 38:13
  Speaker 11: Oh mate, well I jump around a lot. I'm very rude.
• 38:16
  Speaker 11: I swear I'm phrenetic. Get my belly out. Yeah.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Some songs nudity?
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: Is it some nudity?
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: It's also piercing political commentary. That's not true.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you actually get nude on stage? Film?
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: Nic?
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: I have been known to be nude. I did.
• 38:34
  Speaker 11: I wrote a show called, twenty years ago The Naked
• 38:36
  Speaker 11: Racist or I get both naked and racist.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: That's a joke, obviously, I don't. Yeah, it's a twenty
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: dinivers and bring that show back.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 38:49
  Speaker 11: I wanted to bring it to the festival this time,
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: but I'm taking it back to the Edinburgh Festival. Is
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: that to sort of celebrate the twentieth anniversary of my
• 38:56
  Speaker 11: Edinburgh Comedy Award winning show that was The Naked Racist.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Well, so that was twenty years ago. You won the
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: award that show?
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, called the period the Perier Period, the period
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: you want a Perier?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: He's amazing, Sorry, Jason, Can I just talk about that's
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: for see? Yeah, I have to a lot of my
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: favorite comedians have won the Period all right. For example,
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Allan Davies is coming to the country later on this year.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Oh right, you didn't know he came sick and I think, yeah, yeah,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: but like you know, and so that's did they really
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: see your career off getting that one?
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 39:28
  Speaker 11: I was nominated in two thousand and two and it
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: was won by Daniel Kitson.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: You might know Daniel Kitson. I definitely know the name.
• 39:35
  Speaker 11: He's like one of these obscure really, but at the
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: same time as Jimmy Carr. I'm a Julie Lee Adam Hills. Wow,
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: no fielding Daniel Kitson. It was two thousand and two
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: and then two thousand and six I won the award
• 39:46
  Speaker 11: Holy Cow and it was I mean, it's that's why
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: I'm here.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: I've made it.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: And so what is it like in terms of why
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: do you just quit? Then?
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean, to the top, it's all done.
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: Might do that? Go into the harbor, jump in the
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: in the water and come back.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: We've got comedian Phil Nickel with us here for the
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: New Zealand Comedy Festival, which is bloody ripper in terms of,
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: you know, traveling the world with you comedy. How does
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: it work? Do you just go New Zealand looks lovely,
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: let's go there for a few months.
• 40:11
  Speaker 11: Well, I mean I was lucky to get to New Zealand.
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: I don't think Scott and I you know, Scott runs
• 40:17
  Speaker 11: the class.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: Scott, everyone Scott.
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: Scotty, Yeah, everyone knows Scott. Yeah, yeah, everyone knows Scott. Well,
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: Scott brought me out the first time.
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: We're trying to remember when it was, but it was
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: quite a few years fifteen or more.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: I think it was.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: Might have been off the back of that award.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, And so are you choosing countries based on
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: places you actually just want to go to?
• 40:40
  Speaker 11: Well, in this case, I was just very lucky because
• 40:43
  Speaker 11: I after being invoted the first time, I genuinely meant
• 40:46
  Speaker 11: that I've been going to comedy festivals all over the world,
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: that the New Zealand Comedy Festival was indeed the best
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: comedy festival I had been.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: To it Wow, because it was small and all.
• 40:55
  Speaker 11: The comedians you met here working like and Jays, you know,
• 40:58
  Speaker 11: all the comedians here working for the love of the art,
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: not just for.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: The money the.
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: Free wine.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: So that but that was I mean, that was something
• 41:09
  Speaker 11: I really really intrigued me as a performer, And so
• 41:11
  Speaker 11: I kept trying to get Scott to bring me back
• 41:13
  Speaker 11: and he hasn't. He sort of rang me out of
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: nowhere and said, I think it's time you come back
• 41:16
  Speaker 11: to the festival. So I accepted immediately.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Is it something that you like when you're traveling, is
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: do you travel alone or you're going around with somebody?
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: You prefer your own company and master because it's a
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: it's not like being in a band obviously, you're you're
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: very much on your own, which I guess could be
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: a plas and of minus to be on. Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 11: Well, I mean I've just moved into a house in
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: London with my part bought a house with my partner
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: who has two children to an eleven and ten year
• 41:41
  Speaker 11: old boys, and so to get away from them, it's fantastical.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what a thing about three weeks? Yeah about parenthood
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: is you spend all this time craving children, then you
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: have them and anyone's like you got to wake away
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: from the kids.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Sorry, it's so good.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: I woke up today just whenever I wanted to. It
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: was so good.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Phil, Your show Trying My Best is going to be
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: on at the Classic in Auckland the twelfth to the
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: sixteenth May as part of the Comedy Festival, Comedy Festival,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: dot co, dot m Z four tickets just for listeners
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: right now? What what are we what are they expecting
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: of the show? What should they be prepared to see?
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: When the better be nudity, Phil.
• 42:21
  Speaker 11: Now, well there's not not much nudity, not much. They're
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: not full frontal. But I mean we're on radio. You
• 42:29
  Speaker 11: know I could do it now, sure on it together? Yeah, no,
• 42:37
  Speaker 11: it's trying. My best is my best collection of all
• 42:39
  Speaker 11: my best stand up stuff.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 42:41
  Speaker 11: So it's a really fast paced, frenetic kind of hour
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: of quick hit jokes and songs and impressions and yeah,
• 42:50
  Speaker 11: how did they go we can front of Trump?
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: How did they go with connecting everything together? Because if
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: you're pulling things out of a whole bunch of different
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: specials that can be to w it just go together seamlessly.
• 42:59
  Speaker 11: Well, no, it took me a while. I mean you
• 43:00
  Speaker 11: caught me at the very end of a tour. I've
• 43:02
  Speaker 11: just finished a tour in Okay, so you've caught me
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: at the end of like a.
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: Thirty eight tours. So the show is bedded in.
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: It's it's it's honed, well it is, except I have
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: to change some things. There are some things a bit
• 43:12
  Speaker 11: like Anglo centric, you know, I which I know most
• 43:15
  Speaker 11: people in New Zealand have been to the UK. It's
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: just one of those things. I can talk about the Tube,
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: but I don't want it to be about London because
• 43:22
  Speaker 11: it's not about London in London and and I understand
• 43:25
  Speaker 11: when I go to Canada, I can't talk about London.
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: So I will be yeah, tweaking tweaking it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: But the audience can take sell us know that this
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: thing is honed. You're ready to go.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: It's ready to go.
• 43:36
  Speaker 11: It's God the people that if you you're listening and
• 43:38
  Speaker 11: you've heard of me before, you know I do. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 11: end the show with the gay Eskimo song, which is
• 43:42
  Speaker 11: a song I've written years ago, with the Cork the
• 43:45
  Speaker 11: Juice Pigs, and it's a It's like one of the
• 43:47
  Speaker 11: highlights of.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: My career.
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: And I don't and I don't really do it much anymore,
• 43:52
  Speaker 11: so come and see it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: I will come and see it, all right, Phil, I
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: make sure you get along one more time, CAZy.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: The show is CO Trying my best twelfth to the
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: sixth nighth of May at the Class in Auckland. If
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  Speaker 8: Beautiful, Yes, lovely, Thank.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: You, Phil, Thank you so much for coming in.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back your massive backbones hope here. Monday's absolutely going off. Incidentally,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: you're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by
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  Speaker 3: Toledo's Out.
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  Speaker 4: With the Old and with the Future, Toledo's electro Lights,
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  Speaker 3: She's a pretty busy hour coming up. Can we do
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  Speaker 3: the Big Pole results now?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Go on? Then?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually the Big Pole was sitting down to do
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: wheeze as a man. Yes, yeah, No, you're right, Okay,
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Now what's your vibe? What's your prediction?
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Umm? Look, I think it's probably going to be more
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: than people know. It depends on the kind of listeners
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: we've got. I know that as a younger man, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: certainly didn't go anywhere near to sit down. We no,
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: But certainly it's something that's come along as I've gotten older,
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: and I think the conversation has become more open. Yes,
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: it feels to me like back in the day, it's
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: the sort of thing that you would never discuss. It
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: was behind closed doors. It was a private matter. But
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: now it's a more open society and men can talk
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: about manly things with each other. Yes, So I'm going
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: to go, I'm gonna go sixty five yes, right, okay,
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: sit down wheeze, sit down wheeze. Yes.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Because you were in favor of you, you insist on
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: doing stand up manly wheeze as you call it, yes,
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: and stand up.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Poos and stand up poos. I'm going to go because
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: the world has changed.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go sixty forty years to sitting down wheeze, and.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: He's going sixty five to thirty five years. Yes, So
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: you're going five percent different to Mogi. Yes, and it
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: just so happens to be bang on the creek. Oh yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I forgot the days with Jason.
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  Speaker 6: What then?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I checked it about ten minutes after we posted it, right,
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: and it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Was sixty forty isn't that interesting?
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: So I don't know if you know it stayed that
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: way the whole time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: So three out of five men do sit down wiez. Yeah, yes,
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: isn't that interesting?
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Well not really?
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: That shows you then, doesn't it that two out of
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: five men have got something wrong with them?
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Jay, seriously, go home tonight, right and try doing sit down?
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Wiez, I do do sit down? Try doing sit down
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: as well, and try shot.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: No, you never get me doing that, not in a
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: million years. Here's Pearl Jam.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on Radio hold Ikey
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Radio hold Acchy celebrating food Fighters new album.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Your Favorite Toy.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yes indeed, and we're giving away some toys and or
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: the album Fellas today.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: It's a toy it is, it's a toy box.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: That's what Dave Grohl came through. It was like, you know,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: he feels the old album Your Favorite Toys just dropped.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Would you mind if I dropped off a toy box
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: full of toys as well to celebrate And we were like, yeah, sure, David,
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: it's but weird, but fine. He also said, look how
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: about this. Everyone that wins a toy or a vinyl
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: also in the drawer to win a double pass to
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: see the Phillies live in either christ Church or Auckland
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: in January.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Of next year.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Excellent.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: But that's just Dave really, isn't it. Hey, Let's go
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: to the phone lines. Good day, Alissa, how's life?
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: And good thanks for you?
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, good, thank you. What do you do for a
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: crust Melissa.
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: Manager, community hub Ah backbone.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: Now it's up to me today to pick the toy.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna shove my hand into this box
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: here while the fellas chat to you.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: All right, you see what we come out with.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Hey, Alissa from one, Okay, you're a big Food Fighters fan.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't answer about that, man, it's private.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, it's literally about the Food Fighter?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Hey, Lisena. If you happen to win the tickets to
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: come along and see the Food Fighters, neither christ Future
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: or Auckland, there would you bring with you?
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: I probably bring my partner.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Don't do it?
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Nah, he sucks.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Men.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Don't do it?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: All right, Jase, have you got a toy from the
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: toy box there?
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: I sure have.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I've got some Mokey wireless headphones, old Mokey.
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: I just lost my headphone and they're a lovely red color, Lyssa,
• 48:39
  Speaker 10: so beautiful.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Awesome all right, Melissa, So you hold the line, pugs
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: on look after you. We're going to send you those
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: headphones and you are in the drawer to go and
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: see them. Neither christ Church or Auckland. I'm guessing you'd
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: go to christ Church if you were to win.
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we've got to either.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, happy traveling for aren't they?
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Certainly our goodest gold Melissa. You hold the line all right,
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: pugs will look after you.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: Good stuff, fellows.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: No worries. Don't forget the Foo Fighter's new album Your
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Favorite Toy, available now.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Iching Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Show this Monday evening the time, fellows, in case they're interested.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: At six twenty seven.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Fellas, we had a well what do you Jay? You
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: and I had a nice catch up on Friday night,
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: a little bit of a get together, Yes we did.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: We kept it on the down low. It was just
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: you and me and our partners, our wives. Right, we
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: got married. We got married. We did it without you, Keysy,
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: And the reason was because Jason and I wanted to
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: watch without you knowing about it, right, the first episode
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: of your show Game of Two Halves?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Oh did you watch that?
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Did you Friday night yet? TV three? Now it's it's
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: a bit of it. It's used to be hugely popular
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: back in the day Dr Gee's and your Mark Allis's,
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: so they've they brought it out of the storeroom there.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: They've dusted it off and they've given it a bit
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: of a rebrand. That was doing the rounds last year.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: You did the first season with the acc there and
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: then well we thought it was back again. We sit
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: down to watch it on Friday night there and you know,
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: you've been banging on about it for a while now, Keezy,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: and you were not even on it. So we're wondering
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: and we should have done this potentially off here Jays. Yeah,
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: you know, have you butchered another TV show opportunity?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: I Jason tagging I'm almost afraid to ask there was.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: It was a really what should have been a fun
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: yes sort of night with me and Moga and our partners,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: our wives, Yes, turned into this awkward on.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: No, just this creeping no sense of tragedy striking again
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: because Keysy, You've had multiple opportunities to get your nogging
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: on the screen there. You know, he had the Ditch,
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: he had a whole season of that that was on
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Sky TV about Rugby League, Whould you love after the first.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Season sacked and replaced with that and Blair, well that
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: and Blair.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it made sense.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, to be fair, Adam was fantastic.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: And remember I put together and pitched and filmed a
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: pilot of the Rugby League Lounge.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's now, Sean John Johnson makes more sense.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: It makes so much.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you were on said the other one.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: The crowd goes old, is it back in the day?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: And you got you got the ass off there as well.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: The question that comes up is has it happened? Is
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: it deja.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: Again?
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: It's not really saying no, no, no. So what happened
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: was they were like this producer set me down. They
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: were like, hey, keyzy, great news. Game of Two Halves
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: is back again next season. And I was like, oh,
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: that's great. Now they said even better news. It's also
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: on TV three free to it wow Friday nights. I
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: think it's after seven days there, and I was like greatly.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I was like that's awesome, that's awesome. They're like even
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: bitter news. We're going to filter in some some of
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: the seven Days talent and I was like, oh.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: How good.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: That's great. Makes sense, That's what I say said, It
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: makes sense? Yeah, and like yeah, yeah, so you're good
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: to be on like way less episodes this year and
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, yeah, sweet is.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: How many are you down to because how many in
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: the season, I'm assuming ten eight.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Eight to ten generally speaking, how many are you on?
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Maybe at this point there's twelve? Woway Yeah yeah, at
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: this point been booked for two of them.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Out of twelve percentage that's about sixteen percent drop off
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: around about eighty three point three three percent because it
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: was on all of them in the first Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Well you remember too, he was also the captain. Oh yeah,
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean. So, I mean, this is
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: a massive.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Four for me to be whispering because I think you say.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: You know, to go from captain of the team, yeah,
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: to now.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: He's on the bench again basketball.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Remember getting back to his basketball.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: I can hear everything, and now.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: He's down to two out of twelve.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: So what do you think? Crazy? How are you feeling?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: No, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. I'm back this
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: this Friday, though, I'm back on the fellas, so you
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: can have.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty busy on Friday.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what Fridays? What's the other one you're on?
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I thinks episode five, episode yeah and five? Yeah, okay,
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: but they were saying if I did a good job,
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: they give me on more maybe next season.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Episode two and five to and five out of twelve.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, what are you writing that down? In?
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Jason?
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: You just sort of not captain anymore.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's the Big Show,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: done and dusted for your Monday. What's the podcast outro
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: clip today?
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Key?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: I can only assume it's something to do with one
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: of you two because it is entitled Shocker and it
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: comes out at seven thirty pm tonight where we get
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: your podcast from.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: Why can't you that's a shocking thing to say.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Come on, this is start.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Hell.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I thought I was my god, Yeah, that was shocked.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Do we need to put a disclaimer on that one?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Because it was so bad?
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: I completely forgot about that and I threw to it
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: as if it was some of you guys, that it
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: was something.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: It's Kezy did in the episode.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: That's good that. I'll give us a bit to chat
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: about on the show for the rest of the week.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: Whole storyline b s A complaints, canceled, canceled, Yeah, apology.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Do you remember the time Jason got canceled and then
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: he called us from outside the building? That's right, Yeah,
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: that's right, because you said the words Chinese burn. Yes,
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: and you can't say that anymore than you were instantly sacked.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's funny the first time. Hey, Mogi, it's the
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: plan tonight, mate.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: I wonder off home, man, come on my walking at
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: the moment, which has been good, Indie. What am I
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: gonna do? I might try and watch something I got
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: a name, a bit of a debrief with the wife.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Is just out of the new job that I don't know,
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: and just hang out with my kid man. Yeah, good fun,
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: good life, good old life, it is.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: What about you? What's for dinner?
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: I think for dinner tonight is burritos. We've got some
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: left over which what we've got some leftover porkman's we've
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: got out of the freezer. It's to frosted all day
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: and now we're gonna make burritos out of it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: It's a sorry state of It's a sad one.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: How was your snitzel on Friday?
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: That was actually delicious? It was actually fancy snitzel from
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: a fancy supermarket.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: What made it so fancy?
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: From the butcher of the fancy supermarket that Jase goes
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: through sometimes.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know the one a sprig of parsley on it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Just a little one.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: Did you have a mushroom sauce?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: No?
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Did you have a button mushroom? Yeah, Jace.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: What are you doing tonight?
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: Well? On the food front, my wife bought sausages. Sausages.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, man, you guys are better off breaking up.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I love sausages. And then what else?
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Just the sausages?
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I'm going to bed.