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OUTRO: Leaf Blowers · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for for dogging.
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  Speaker 1: Four to seven every weekday. On radio, kidd A feels Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hello there, how's everyone going?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck your phones? I just hear it on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, mine were really loud too, But I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: think he could be using it before me and that
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  Speaker 1: must have been me.
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  Speaker 2: It's you from Friday, Yeah, because you do have it
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  Speaker 2: unbelievably loud.
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  Speaker 1: I do have it quite loud. I find there's a
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  Speaker 1: certain level I need to get to to be comfortable, right,
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  Speaker 1: And if it's too quiet, I don't like that.
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  Speaker 3: Is it because you love the sound of your own voice?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Because? Yeah? Okay, either that or love the chill.
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  Speaker 1: I truly don't love the sound of my own voice.
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  Speaker 1: It's a hate voice, Let's not get me wrong, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't love the sound of it.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go. If you could change for switch voices
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  Speaker 3: with me or who would definitely Mogi?
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  Speaker 1: If you who would have been me or.
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  Speaker 3: MOI definitely Mogi?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure about you? Joe. Yeah, he's got one of
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  Speaker 2: the great voices.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, that. I know that your voice is
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  Speaker 1: quite high patch, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 3: Classic? But I can be deep if like, I can
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  Speaker 3: drop it.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard you drop it down. I can drop it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sounds fake when you drop it down.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're really having to lower your bullos
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  Speaker 1: to try and get it out there. Words. For me,
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  Speaker 1: it just comes out. It's all the daries are smoked.
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  Speaker 1: Just comes out, just comes out, Keysyll, Mine comes out
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  Speaker 1: like that. Good weekend, fellows, just done. You've done with
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  Speaker 1: that topic topic. I'm over it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good week. And what a beautiful week.
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  Speaker 1: It's been amazing. I'm amazing, so good guys. And Keysy
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  Speaker 1: was just telling me apparently this week it's going to
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  Speaker 1: ship the bed.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to shoot your bed.
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  Speaker 1: Well I I did, but as well as the weather.
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  Speaker 2: Is it, we're going to bush. Chris is going to
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  Speaker 2: ship my bed.
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  Speaker 1: We could play golf this week finally, and then he goes,
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  Speaker 1: but the weather ship so na, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Saying, Jason, golf is so low on my priority list, man,
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  Speaker 3: I've got stuff on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: No good, Thursday, no good guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Friday is good, though, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Friday? Saturday is really good Saturday weekends.
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  Speaker 3: Sunday Sunday is beautiful, which is mean, but the weakers ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, walk to school today with Makiddo there and
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  Speaker 2: year and the leaves were falling from the trees. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't it just so fucking nice? Beautiful is actually annoying?
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  Speaker 3: Annoying autumn though for your your your personal yard, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Not stop the leaves falling because those fucking leaf blowers,
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  Speaker 1: because on my street there's just tons.
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  Speaker 2: Of trees but doing so well they are.
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  Speaker 1: But they also have these little tracks with these sort
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  Speaker 1: of wipers on them, street cleaners street, and they just
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  Speaker 1: go up and down.
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  Speaker 3: Up, but they weep in the street, but they just sweep.
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  Speaker 1: It onto the pavement and then it just gets blown
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  Speaker 1: onto the street again.
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  Speaker 2: Have you got the email of your local MP or
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  Speaker 2: council because you're going to have to sort this out.
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  Speaker 1: It's outrageous.
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  Speaker 2: You're in a local group.
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  Speaker 3: Can you see how you are slowly turning into one
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  Speaker 3: of those old women in your building, Like you get
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  Speaker 3: fixated on the stuff around you, and pretty soon you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna getting very upset about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Leaf. I've got to say though, Leaf, Leaf, blowers are
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  Speaker 1: fucking loud, especially when they're right outside your window.
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  Speaker 2: Life is so good you can just walk around with
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  Speaker 2: your headphones on.
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  Speaker 1: Well I do that sometimes as well, or I turn
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  Speaker 1: the music up.
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  Speaker 3: But can you see why the old people get angry
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  Speaker 3: in your building?
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  Speaker 2: Life's so good they need something to complain about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because your life rules, Jason. So now it's
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  Speaker 3: street sweepers. You're taking it out on the beggars.
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  Speaker 1: Are you making the point in terms going into into autumn?
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  Speaker 1: And these massive trees.
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  Speaker 2: There are a lot constant. Franklin Road is a good
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  Speaker 2: one down here, and that's got huge bloody trees with
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  Speaker 2: beautiful road. It's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right annoying, but it just goes on
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  Speaker 1: and on.
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  Speaker 2: Not enough to bring it up. I wouldn't have brought
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  Speaker 2: it up. I wouldn't take you, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: And also what would you rather, Jason? Silence and leaves everywhere?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you don't know what it's like having leaves everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: and it's actually really dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: It really will fall over people their heads around your
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  Speaker 2: joint everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: If people are massively unco that's on them.
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  Speaker 3: I can see you falling over.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that run between the wickets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was because I was hindered by pads
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  Speaker 1: that didn't fit me properly.
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  Speaker 3: But you were off, you were a different when you're
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  Speaker 3: out and about keasy still happened.
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  Speaker 1: I don't wear adult.
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  Speaker 2: He refuses to, despite doctor's advice.
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  Speaker 1: And if my undies are a bit damp the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, so be it be.
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  Speaker 2: That on my wife's head when she does laundry.
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  Speaker 3: What you say, But no, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a leaker.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's good, isn't it. Yeah? It is.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I'm full.
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  Speaker 2: Time sitting now, so rare for me to stand up
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  Speaker 2: and urinate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, same.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever stand up.
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  Speaker 3: I hate it if I have to. Really, do you
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  Speaker 3: know where I stand up? Is that your office?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I stand up there, and I stand up here at
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  Speaker 3: work obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Is that because the toilet's filthy?
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  Speaker 3: No, just because when I'm in a public place, I
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  Speaker 3: stand up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, you're all you get all. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it's dirty.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: I like to be comfortable, and I'll sit down on
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  Speaker 3: my toilet or a friend's house. You do it there, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I do it there, like when you host us smoking
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  Speaker 3: I'll be sitting down yours the whole show days from
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  Speaker 3: four on Radio Hurdarchy The Wrecking Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: There is something I still enjoy standing a big, powerful
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  Speaker 1: stream with your legs.
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  Speaker 2: Stream when you flush the toilet, but you trembled on
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  Speaker 2: the floor because your legs are kimbo and then you
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  Speaker 2: lean forward a forty five with one hand against the
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  Speaker 2: wall above the cistern.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, man, that sounds so good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe what old men, you guys
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  Speaker 1: are having to sit down with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I choose to do it. I prefer prefer I love.
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  Speaker 2: I love to sit though I'm a big sitter. Give
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  Speaker 2: me the opportunity. We had to go on seat for
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  Speaker 2: Wellington Paranormal and he would always he had to carry
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  Speaker 2: around the chair because I just fucking hate standing up.
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  Speaker 3: You hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I hate it.
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  Speaker 3: So there was a seat guy because officer he's a.
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  Speaker 2: Third a d so he was there anyway, and he'd
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  Speaker 2: he'd have a seat in our water bottles and ship
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  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, and you my drugs.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, can you try sitting down? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I do sit down during the night.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, I had to get out so that well.
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  Speaker 1: I do sometimes with my hip, but you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to wait my wife
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  Speaker 1: when I go WE, so I do sit there on the.
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  Speaker 3: Light right, so you're not legs. But do you use
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  Speaker 3: the on swee in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: Years, I'm not going out to the other bathroom. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just doing WE.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sorry for asking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing a keazy steamer.
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  Speaker 2: Steamer.
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  Speaker 1: If I was doing a keazy steamer, i'd use the
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  Speaker 1: other another building.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't handle a kezy steamer, and I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: It would be a couple of handfuls. But the sounds
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  Speaker 1: of it for.
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  Speaker 3: Me, just one ordinary keezy steamer. For you, it is
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  Speaker 3: like a life changing event. You have the Holy Ship.
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  Speaker 1: It leaves like a stone of weight. No, yeah, what's this?
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  Speaker 1: The is it the second or third time?
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  Speaker 2: They have one?
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  Speaker 1: Three on the track?
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  Speaker 2: You watch it, that's a discribe.
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  Speaker 1: They look good.
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  Speaker 2: They look good.
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  Speaker 3: So you watch the warriors. Yes, they look good. You
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  Speaker 3: enjoy it. And then you go on the radio and
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  Speaker 3: you say that ship.
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  Speaker 1: When did I say that?
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  Speaker 3: Like every Monday? No, I said that last five years.
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  Speaker 1: I said they were good ten a boy. It is
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  Speaker 1: a good part, very good, doesn't he And they're looking
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  Speaker 1: very very good at the moment. They'll shipped the beard.
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  Speaker 3: Of course you want them to you, you want them
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  Speaker 3: to ship the bed.
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  Speaker 1: It's just classic Warriors stuff. It's just bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: You what you like with the blacks man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we've got injury problems.
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  Speaker 3: Injury problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of these classic fucking union apologists.
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  Speaker 3: So he.
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  Speaker 1: Watched it at a union So I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Was union rules, Hurricanes going off. At the moment, they're
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  Speaker 1: playing really well.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? Once upon a time it ruled my
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  Speaker 3: life And now I couldn't tell you the score of
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  Speaker 3: any of the games. I can tell you all the
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  Speaker 3: scores and all of the n all of them, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you who won. Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Man? I wish they just go back to the n PC.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I love the NBC too.
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  Speaker 2: A New Zealand competition with all the best players playing
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  Speaker 2: in the New Zealing competition.
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  Speaker 1: And for their area, for the area.
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  Speaker 2: Be fucking sick.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I just agree.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have enough time anyway. Even if they did,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't watch it either I got no time, I
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  Speaker 2: got no time time for the was and that's plenty.
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  Speaker 2: Can I say that?
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  Speaker 3: Is that enough?
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  Speaker 2: I think it is. I don't need to be watching
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  Speaker 2: heaps of sports. The older I get, the harder I
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  Speaker 2: find to justify watching sports.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the Black Caps yesterday for a while.
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, this is ship well because
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  Speaker 1: I just fucking a conglomeration of players. No one really
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  Speaker 1: cares about this particular series.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Series against South Africa's sea team that they've seen out here.
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  Speaker 2: They've got none of the players that play in the IPL,
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  Speaker 2: so none of the best players. We've got our test
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  Speaker 2: match openers opening for our T twenty team, they're like
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  Speaker 2: thirty seven years old. You don't even bring in the
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  Speaker 2: younger guys to try them out when you're playing against
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  Speaker 2: You know they did yesterday, did they? Yes? They catch
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  Speaker 2: from that from that new cat? Did you see that?
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  Speaker 2: Unbelievable fucking hell? And he came unbelievable and he's moldy
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  Speaker 2: as well. It must be the first time we've had
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  Speaker 2: a multiplayering.
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  Speaker 1: God knows his father and grandfather played for the All BLA.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, multi all Black, multi all Blacks. But he
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  Speaker 1: was great because he came out to bat. He opened
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  Speaker 1: the batting first two balls, four four, really just smacked it.
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  Speaker 1: He got out.
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  Speaker 3: What's his name, I can't remember Cartoony.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it could be Cartoner fellow first name or
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  Speaker 2: second there was a second name, yeah, first name. But
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  Speaker 2: his catchers the catch was.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: It was next to theest sketches I've ever seen in
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  Speaker 2: my life, one of the hardest ketchers to make. I'd say,
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  Speaker 2: running in diving forward, Jays, I think.
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  Speaker 3: So, Yes, what do you reckon hard?
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  Speaker 1: I think so?
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck leaf blowers that.
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  Speaker 2: Way, leaf flowers and the wires can get faking. On
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  Speaker 2: that note, though, Jas, that new shoot is looking good.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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