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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Let's get back to the Mark Simone show on wor Well. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we got a lot to get to today. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about Colbert before and I'm starting to think, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they're getting rid of it. May twenty first, it's gone.
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  Speaker 1: It will be placed by a nice, normal comedy show
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  Speaker 1: in the political jokes and a game show will replace Colbert.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe we need Colbert. You know why these people
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  Speaker 1: with the Trump derangement syndrome, they're just raging maniacs, are
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  Speaker 1: just filled with rage, and maybe we need that. It's
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  Speaker 1: like some kind of a therapy session for him, let
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  Speaker 1: their rage out for you know, an hour every night
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  Speaker 1: watching Colbert. Maybe it's like a anger management something. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it helps. I don't know. You know, if you watch
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  Speaker 1: the President's briefing yesterday where he went through in detail
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  Speaker 1: the amazing rescue operation, it was so moving and powerful.
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  Speaker 1: The way they rescued this guy. One hundred of our
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  Speaker 1: best commandos, Navy seals rangers scaling the seven thousand foot
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  Speaker 1: cliff mountain to get to this guy and pull him
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  Speaker 1: out of the kit and bring him to say it
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  Speaker 1: was incredible. I mean you could have tears in your
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  Speaker 1: eyes and listening to this every time they talk to
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  Speaker 1: any left wing people, they just say they got so
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  Speaker 1: angry watching it that they couldn't stand it. And why
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  Speaker 1: did Trump go on so much? If it was they
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  Speaker 1: thought it'd be ten minutes, and he's talking for a
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  Speaker 1: half hour, and they were getting madder and madder, one
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  Speaker 1: of them telling me they had to start drinking just
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  Speaker 1: to get there. And then he talked for an hour
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  Speaker 1: and they couldn't. Then he talked for an hour and
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  Speaker 1: a half, then it went to hours. They said they
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  Speaker 1: were in such a rage they couldn't think straight for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of it. How could you get mad watching that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess the other things were. He was talking about
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  Speaker 1: the eight pm deadline and all of that. So for
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  Speaker 1: your left wing friends, if tonight's the deadline, eight o'clock tonight,
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  Speaker 1: where we could start blowing up bridges, power plants, all
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  Speaker 1: of that, So your left wing friends will go completely
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  Speaker 1: completely nuts. President Trump talked about that yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: We have a plan, because of the power of our military,
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  Speaker 2: where every bridge in Iran will be decimated by twelve
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  Speaker 2: o'clock tomorrow night, where every power plant in Iran will
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  Speaker 2: be out of business, burning, exploding, and never to be used. Again,
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  Speaker 2: I mean complete demolition.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now on MSNBC and all that. Starting at nine
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  Speaker 1: o'clock tonight, they'll be yelling and screaming war crimes. Morning, Joe,
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  Speaker 1: they'll be yelling war crimes again. There's not a war crime. No,
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  Speaker 1: there's no definition of warcrime that would apply to this.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing that's done in every war. It's very common, blowing
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  Speaker 1: up bridges, power plants. You could see it in a
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  Speaker 1: thousand wars. But they'll yell at they We're all told
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  Speaker 1: to yell this. West Bill O'Reilly about this. He's very
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  Speaker 1: good at explaining this stuff. There's a group whop that
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  Speaker 1: decides the language, and then it's passed around to every
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  Speaker 1: Democrat what words to use, what language. We'll get to
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  Speaker 1: this later in the hour. But there's more Trump.
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  Speaker 2: They want us to keep bombing, even if it jeopard does,
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  Speaker 2: because their life is in much greater danger. They want
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  Speaker 2: freedom for Iran, but it's very hard for them to protest.
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  Speaker 2: I actually tell him, I said, don't go out. I
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  Speaker 2: fully understand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So the ultimatum we give him.
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  Speaker 2: Them till tomorrow eight o'clock Eastern time, and after that
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna have no bridges. They're gonna have no power
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  Speaker 2: plants stone ages.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry, it sounds crazy, but every time he sounds crazy. Somehow,
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  Speaker 1: six months later, it turns out he was right. As
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  Speaker 1: crazy as it sounds, it turns out he was right.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Nixon did this too. He used what they called the
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  Speaker 1: mad madman theory. You act like you're nuts, like you're
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  Speaker 1: a complete madman. It frightens the enemy. He did that
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  Speaker 1: with the Vietnamese, and Kissinger would go over there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's crazy. I don't know what he's going to do next.
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  Speaker 1: He's so crazy, he's a lunatic, and it frightens them. However,
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  Speaker 1: in this case, you're dealing with real lunatics, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it works with another lunatic. You know,
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  Speaker 1: these Iranians, it's not the Ietola. It's like we were
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  Speaker 1: like three levels down now to even crazier people. So
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  Speaker 1: they're so nuts. I don't know if the mad men
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  Speaker 1: theory works on them, but we'll see. And again, I've
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  Speaker 1: been going through this for decades with Donald Trump. If
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  Speaker 1: you think he's crazy and what he's proposing or saying
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  Speaker 1: or doing is absolutely nuts, you know what, somehow six
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  Speaker 1: months later he was right. He pulled it off. And
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  Speaker 1: guys like this. You see, we're used to professional politicians,
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  Speaker 1: not entrepreneur billionaires running to see the way A big entrepreneur,
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  Speaker 1: billionaire who built empires. This is what they do. They
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  Speaker 1: go way, I don't a limb. They will take risks.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's how you make fortunes, That's how you
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  Speaker 1: build empires. You got to be absolutely fearless. You got
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  Speaker 1: to walk, got to the very very very end of
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  Speaker 1: the limb. When you hear it cracking and everything, you
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  Speaker 1: still stand there. That's that's what those guys have that
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  Speaker 1: we don't have. They can take these incredible, incredible risks.
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  Speaker 1: So let's see tonight. Now, what will Colbert do because
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  Speaker 1: he takes the show early, like five point thirty, so
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  Speaker 1: he'll have to talk about it, but he won't know
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  Speaker 1: if the bombing took place at eight o'clock. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm speaking to Colbert. So they're going to replace it
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  Speaker 1: with a comedy show produced by Byron Allen. But that's
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  Speaker 1: still pretty expensive. You know, it's a comedy show comedian,
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  Speaker 1: so you need an audience, you need all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Then they're going to do a game show. It'll be
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  Speaker 1: cheaper than Colbert, but it's still expensive. You know. The
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  Speaker 1: big trend now is have you seen Sean Hannity's new show.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Hangout, and it's in what looks like his
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  Speaker 1: man cave or his basement or something. It's got a
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  Speaker 1: pool table, it's got a dartboard, wood paneled, and it's
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  Speaker 1: just him and somebody, a big name, guess toy. They
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  Speaker 1: just sit there and they talk for an hour. And
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  Speaker 1: it all goes back to Bill Maher who started this
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  Speaker 1: with Club Random, and it looked pretty weird at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Bill Maher, who had a big, big nighttime show on
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  Speaker 1: big audience, studio audience. They did it at CBS Television
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  Speaker 1: City with a big, big studio, big audience. And then
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  Speaker 1: he started doing this Club Random, where he built like
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  Speaker 1: a room in his basement with the wood paneling and
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  Speaker 1: the bar and dartboard, and he just would sit there
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  Speaker 1: with somebody would just talk for an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 1: And I got to admit, it's pretty interesting. I watch
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  Speaker 1: it a lot. The Woody Allen one, the Billy joel On,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of them. They were really interesting. Club Random.
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  Speaker 1: Bill Maher started watching You Love It, so everybody started
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  Speaker 1: doing a lot of the podcasts switched to that kind
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  Speaker 1: of look, and Hannity's doing now it's pretty successful hang
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  Speaker 1: Out with Sean Hannity. But I'm starting to think this
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  Speaker 1: might be what they'll do in late night eventually, because
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  Speaker 1: this can't cost much to do this. You build this
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  Speaker 1: little set that looks like a basement, You got one guest,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need a studio audience, you don't even need
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  Speaker 1: a dressing room, and there's nothing to dress. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: everybody comes looking like a slob. It's great, it's very casual.
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  Speaker 1: This could be the future of you know, that's the
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  Speaker 1: problem with the network television. They don't have any viewers anymore.
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  Speaker 1: There's not the revenue coming in, so eventually you could
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  Speaker 1: try this on late night. The only thing is this
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  Speaker 1: is done always on YouTube or as a podcast, and
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  Speaker 1: the idea of that is you can watch it whenever
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  Speaker 1: you want. You can stop it and start it. Can't
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  Speaker 1: do that on a network TV. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how many times I'm watching a network TV show and
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  Speaker 1: there's something happens and I want to stop it, and
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  Speaker 1: I go to hit the pause, and I realize I can't.
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  Speaker 1: It's live I'm not used to anything live anymore, So
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem with doing that. But we'll see, and
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  Speaker 1: then we'll see. Do we need Colbert, Do we need
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  Speaker 1: Morning Joe? Do we need Rachel Maddow? Is it anger
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  Speaker 1: management therapy for these people? Maybe we do? Who knows?
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  Speaker 1: And when will this end all this craziness. Well, we've
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  Speaker 1: had it before where the Democrats go so far to
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  Speaker 1: the left and so crazy and so and then somebody
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  Speaker 1: comes along like a Bill Clinton. This happened way back then,
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  Speaker 1: and Bill Clinton led them back to the center, back
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  Speaker 1: to the middle where they were able to win again.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know, Ram Emmanuel worked for Bill Clinton, and
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  Speaker 1: in this sea of crazy Democrats, now looks like he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to pull a Bill Clinton. He's now talking about
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  Speaker 1: this kind of stuff. He's now actually saying out loud.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Democrats have lost the plot. They're too far
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  Speaker 1: to the left. They've gone crazy. They've proposed crazy things
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  Speaker 1: like Latin X, defunding the police, calling everybody a racist,
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  Speaker 1: crazy cultural wars. He said, we're on the losing side
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  Speaker 1: of these cultural wars. Got to stop. So you see
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  Speaker 1: him pointing back to the center, saying we have to
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  Speaker 1: get back there. You see Gavin Newsom doing it sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: But Emmanuel went on and on, Democrats are worried about
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  Speaker 1: who comes into your bathroom and locker room, when the
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  Speaker 1: real problem is fifty percent of our kids are not
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  Speaker 1: at the right grade level, reading at grade level anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We're not teaching them anything. Manuel says, you got it.
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  Speaker 1: The Democrats have to get back to the middle. They're
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  Speaker 1: totally disconnected now from the middle class and their values.
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  Speaker 1: So this is interesting. He thinks, that's I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if he's going to ever win. I mean, he's kind
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  Speaker 1: of a creepy guy, but he's a very very smart
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  Speaker 1: political strategist. So he's pointing to the center, saying you
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  Speaker 1: got to get back there. And he also points out
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  Speaker 1: the left has now become the party of white radical elites,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ivy league elites. No longer the middle class,
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  Speaker 1: no longer any of that. And he points out when
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  Speaker 1: Clinton ran in ninety two, Carville uttered the famous phrase
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  Speaker 1: it's the economy, stupid, which is really what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about men and women's bathrooms and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So thirty years later, history might repeat itself with Ram Emmanuel,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people yelling about the stock market, it's really
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  Speaker 1: it's come down a little because of the war. That's normal.
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  Speaker 1: As we called it, John Carney called it on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Stock market is basically an overreaction machine. If you go
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  Speaker 1: to war and there's bombing and all that, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to drop. But it's still up for the year. I
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  Speaker 1: think we began the year at forty thousand. We're at
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  Speaker 1: forty seven thousand. Once this is all over, we'll probably
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  Speaker 1: we went to fifty before, we'll probably go to fifty two,
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  Speaker 1: fifty three, we'll probably get to sixty thousand. So you're
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  Speaker 1: going to see the greatest stock market ever. The economy
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  Speaker 1: is very strong. In the middle of all this chaos
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  Speaker 1: and war and all that, we just had the best
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  Speaker 1: job support we've seen in years, one hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 1: eight thousand new jobs created. That's way beyond what was expected,
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  Speaker 1: way beyond. So that looks pretty good. Now. You know
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  Speaker 1: these left wing heroes. Whoever hates the present the most
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  Speaker 1: becomes a left wing hero. And you had that guy
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  Speaker 1: Joe Kent who was in the Intelligence Department and the government.
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  Speaker 1: He quit quit because of the war in Iran, and
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  Speaker 1: he stood up the President Trump and he became a
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  Speaker 1: left wing hero. He was suddenly on every talk show, CNN,
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  Speaker 1: MS Now and all that stuff. Well, everybody said he's
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  Speaker 1: a bad guy, but you know, nobody would listen to him.
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  Speaker 1: But he's turned out to be a very bad guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's promoting and the last week all kinds of crazy
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  Speaker 1: Iranian propaganda. In fact, just over the weekend, as the
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  Speaker 1: airman was lost and we were hunting for him, Kent
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  Speaker 1: put out all this stuff, posting and tweeting all this
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  Speaker 1: stuff about how Trump was planning to kill our own pilot,
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  Speaker 1: our own airmen. We were going to blow them up
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  Speaker 1: so that they couldn't fall into the hands of the Iranians.
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  Speaker 1: All we were worried about is Iran parading them around,
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  Speaker 1: torturing them, getting information out of him. So we decided
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  Speaker 1: to kill him and we were going to bomb him.
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  Speaker 1: Kent posting all this crazy nonsense. Even Monday he was
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  Speaker 1: on with Jake Tapper. Even Jake Tapper told him off
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  Speaker 1: for spreading Iranian propaganda. Absolutely ridiculous that he would even
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  Speaker 1: try to push some of that. He called Kent's post
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  Speaker 1: absolute nonsense. And of course we did rescue the guy
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  Speaker 1: and spent hundreds of millions and risked hundreds of lives
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  Speaker 1: to get him back. So as Jake even Jake Tapper said,
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  Speaker 1: your theory didn't age well, so just gives you an
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  Speaker 1: idea what a bad guy Joe Kent is. Hey, remember
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  Speaker 1: we told you the Presidential Library, the Donald Trump Presidential Library,
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  Speaker 1: is going to be in Miami, and you can go online.
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  Speaker 1: You can see the pictures. It's a beautiful black, gleaming gold,
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  Speaker 1: black skyscraper. It turns out it'll be the tallest building
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  Speaker 1: in Miami. In the building, they'll put a replica of
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  Speaker 1: his ballroom that he's building at the White House in there,
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  Speaker 1: and they will put I don't know how they're going
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  Speaker 1: to do this. The Boeing seven forty seven that he
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  Speaker 1: used as Air Force one. It'll be out of service
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  Speaker 1: by then, so it's going to be in the lobby. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how do you get that there? You know, big a
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  Speaker 1: Boeing seven forty seven is How do you get it
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  Speaker 1: through the streets of Miami. How do you get it
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  Speaker 1: in the building? Well, they asked Eric Trump, who's building it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, well, we're not sure. We may have to
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  Speaker 1: build the building around it. I guess you could get
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  Speaker 1: it there, but listen to these ideas. This building normally
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  Speaker 1: a presidential library. They have a replica of the Oval Office,
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  Speaker 1: a small one, and they have his papers and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be different. They're going to build
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  Speaker 1: a replica of the Golden Escalator, a Trump Tower. They're
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  Speaker 1: going to have the seven forty seven in the lobby.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to build a replica of the Oval Office
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  Speaker 1: the way Trump has it done now with the gold
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And they're going to have a
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  Speaker 1: replica of the Presidential Walk of Fame, you know where
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  Speaker 1: he has those portraits and the one with Joe Biden
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  Speaker 1: has an auto pen. And then they're going to build
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  Speaker 1: a big gold statue of him and Butler Pennsylvania. Rememberhen
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  Speaker 1: he jumped up after the bullet hit his ear. He
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  Speaker 1: jumped up and pumped his fist in the air. They're
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  Speaker 1: going to have a gold statue of that. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: is the part that's a little unusual. It's a big skyscraper.
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  Speaker 1: It's like ninety stories high. The President said that they
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  Speaker 1: might make it also a hotel. It'll be a hotel.
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  Speaker 1: You can stay in lots of hotel floors and florsa
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  Speaker 1: hotel rooms, luxury hotel with a presidential library and the
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  Speaker 1: first few floors and a seven forty seven in the lobby.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty interesting idea. It's on land that was donated Miami
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  Speaker 1: Dade College had about three acres of land and was
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  Speaker 1: being used as a parking lot, and they gave it
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  Speaker 1: back to the state, and then Ron DeSantis got control
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  Speaker 1: of it and he's transferred ownership to Trump's Presidential Library Foundation.
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  Speaker 1: So this could be the most spectacular, unusual presidential library.
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  Speaker 1: And of course it'll give the left something to yell
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  Speaker 1: and scream about that it's too tack and gaudy and
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  Speaker 1: it's got a hotel and this is awful. Anyway, we'll
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  Speaker 1: take some calls. Next. Eight hundred three two one zero
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  Speaker 1: seven ten is the number. Eight hundred three two one
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  Speaker 1: zero seven ten