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Failure 2 Launch Episode 21: Be Water, My Friend · The Failure 2 Launch Podcast

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: What it do?
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: What it is? It's your boy.
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Yo, all right. So let me let me tell you
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: what I'm going through right now. You can see me, right? Yeah.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: My fucking mustache keeps going in my mouth. Pause like
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: it literally just sitting like this. Yeah.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: That shit's lame, dog. Like, you're going to eat something.
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: Anytime you do anything with your mouth, that one hair
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: is pulling out of your mouth.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, bro. And be trying to go down
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: with the food. That shit annoying as fuck. I'm about
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: to do my shit like this on some old school.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: A little like Tombstone.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: See, that's what you got to do, man.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: I'm your huckleberry head ass. You know what I'm saying?
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Because what the fuck? Like, facial hair annoying as shit.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: I remember a long time ago, my dad, he taught
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: me a couple of things in his life, you know
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? You know how, like, you're a little kid,
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: you be fiending to get a beard and a mustache
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: and all that shit? Yeah. And everybody's like, you got
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: some dirt on your lip. And he was like, you
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: want to, because I wanted to use a shaver so bad.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, wait till you, when you
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: got a shave, you ain't going to want to. You
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: got to do it every day. And I was like,
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: shut up, nigga. And now here I am. Nigga wasn't lying.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to take that shit with a grain
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: of salt. I was like, man, you got a beard, nigga. Like, yo,
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: you just trying to hate on my shit.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I still don't got one.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I still don't got one.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've had that for many years. I want
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: the shit that y'all got going on, man. I want
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: from the ear canal down to the upper lip.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I can't get it.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Kempachi has been babyface since I've known this nigga. You
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? So the fact that you got
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: the goatee make you grown, for real.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: And I'm fucking horrified to cut that shit off. Like,
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: the barber being that shit, making it small.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, nah, nah. You're cutting it out. Nah,
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: leave it alone, yo. You want me to trim it? Nope, nope,
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: because that took me 45 years to grow. Like, don't
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: How does the ointment, so when this shit does grow in,
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: how does it grow in? Like, what does it look like?
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: It looks patchy.
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: It's like if I was a burn victim, but it
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: didn't get my whole scalp. it was like yo so
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: yeah like I could twist one part but then there's
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: nothing here but then there's a piece near my chin
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: that I can grab and twist like it's retarded.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: But see I appreciate the fact that you don't let
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: it just be like that though you know what I'm
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: saying cause there's a lot of niggas out here on
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: that Anthony Hamilton You know what I'm saying?
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nah, COVID taught me a lot. The COVID Nate
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: was a savage. Had the spider hair. You know the
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: barbershops were shut.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: Down for mad months. Many moons, yo.
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: So I was in that junk, like, yo, nappy.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't even pick my hair daily because I didn't
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: go nowhere. So, like, yo, I had to... Working from
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: the crib. Yeah, man, looking homeless and shit.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Motherfuckers that see you every day, please. You know what
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Nah. I already know what I'm going to
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: look like when we go post-apocalyptic Mad Max... Nigga, all
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: this shit going to be long and nappy. Nothing right here.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about nothing right here. I don't even know
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: what this is going to be because my facial hair, like,
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: it's like Asian. You know what I'm saying?
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: No, I can see it because your hair is straight. Like,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: it's straight.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: It's mad straight. It's like, I feel like if I
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: let this go all the way, I'll be like your
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: mans from Kill Bill.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: Right. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so I don't know why, so I asked
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  Speaker 1: my papa, I was like, yo, why is, because his
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: shit and I like that. And then my uncles on
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: my mom's side, they got the Afro, you know niggas got,
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: they beard like an Afro. Where did this come from?
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: Somebody cheated. Somebody did something with somebody else and nobody knows.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: So I got that, I feel like I got like
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: that Dave Chappelle shit.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah my pops he's not hairy either like he's
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: he's pretty much got what i got going on but
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: i've never seen him unkept so i don't know if
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: it's a choice or he just can't grow it.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: So yeah shout out to the niggas that grown b
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: yeah you could do that covid literally showed us what
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: that savage could look like yeah i'm saying like when
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: you just don't care you ain't bathing you home I
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: live alone, so musty as fuck.
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: I know you've seen all these trends, dog, where they
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: was like, yo, for $ 100, 000 a day, how many days
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: would you make it not bathing or showering?
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  Speaker 2: Nigga, I'm filthy rich, yo.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: COVID taught me that I can be a nasty motherfucker. Like, yo,
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: walking around this shit with visible smell lines coming off
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  Speaker 3: of me, nigga.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Fuck that.
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: Rich as fuck, though.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And because you got all
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: that guap, everybody's still going. The bride's still sucking balls.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Everything is still doing what it do. Because you got
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: that money on now, but you still smell like an onion.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Look, nigga, I wasn't the cleanest when I was a teenager, nigga,
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: and they was doing all that shit with me.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, it's so hard to know if I got millions. Nigga,
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: get that cheese off from between there.
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: And that's why I was so weak. Women are so
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: funny sometimes. I swear to God, we're not a Red
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: Pill podcast. I'm not Myron. This nigga is not fresh.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Myron.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: But no cap, though. Like, when the women was posting,
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: they men with the doozy drawers and all of that.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: And they was like, yeah, that, that, the back. But
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: you with them? You still fucked them. Or you still
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: gave them some head. So who the goof ass though?
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: Your man nasty for sure.
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: But you're nastier because you saw that and you still
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: kept pushing. Mm-hmm. Embarrassing, yo.
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: And they not even, like, yo, like, we not even
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: going to see her to act like some of those
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: chicks wasn't eating ass after the skid marks.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Was proven to exist.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, bro.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, straight.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Could you even imagine? Imagine, like, let's say it's a shorty.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: You've been wanting to smack them.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: She tooted up. and you spread them things, and it's like...
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, dude's up in the crack.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. I've never ran into that before, and fucking... Oh,
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: my God. Unnecessary, yo.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: But I have been hit, got hit with the Shabba,
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: the Shabba ranks, yo. Like, chick, you've been all day, like, yeah,
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: or weeks building.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: Up, ready to get busy.
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: And then you get there and that shit's smelling like
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: Krusty Krab.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know what's going on.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yeah.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: That's the absolute worst. Yeah.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: I wanted, damn, you lucky I can't find it. I
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: came across the greatest opening rap line of all time.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: It was random. I don't even be on Twitter slash
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  Speaker 1: X at all, for real. But a notification popped up.
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  Speaker 1: I clicked it. You know it was some bullshit. It
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: was some shorty. Well, let me see what's going on here.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Clicked it. And then you know how you swipe. Because
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: it's like everything want to be TikTok now where it's
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: just like random. So the next thing that came up
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: was some dude. And I remember this video from years
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: ago with some dude. He looked like.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: Your man from Bone Thugs. The brown skin one.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. That's Crazy Bone.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: No, Crazy is the leader, right?
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: Well, he's the dark skin one.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not him. Then Crazy is the little Hispanic looking one.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: And then Crazy is that one. Okay. No, no, no.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Crazy is the leader. Wish is the heavy set looking one.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: And then there was a light skinned dude.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: Busy. So, okay. Wishbone, Crazy Bone, Busy Bone.
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  Speaker 3: There was a Fleshbone, but I know he.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at that nigga.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: The nigga that was like, I'm coming in phony though
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: for the infrastructure, but it get you and hit you
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: with magic. I know his verses. I just, I don't
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: know the nigga name. I apologize. Because he was one
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: of my favorite ones, to be honest. But that one,
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: he looked like that dude. This dude I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: looks like him.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: Lazy. Lazy Bone.
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: That was Lazy Bone.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: Lazy Bone.
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: Hit him with magic, let him have it, come with
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: the automatic weapon status.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. That was my favorite part. Yeah. So
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: this particular dude, he opened up the whole rap song.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: He said, why you shave the pussy, believe the booty, ho.
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  Speaker 3: I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He signed it.
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: Yo I saw that video too I think I saved
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: it I had to send that shit.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: To you yo bro I was so dead ass weak
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I said that's the opening line alright niggas it's gangsta
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: shit but that shit had me dying laughing but yeah
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: that might be the greatest rap line opener of all time.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah that's fire but yeah that's true.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a fact like cause why would you leave
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: that hairy and the rest is ball yeah it literally
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: just don't make sense but yeah um After all that randomness, yo,
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: just in case y'all didn't know, it's us. It's your boy,
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Ringo Mandingo.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Your boy, Kenpachi757.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: And this is the Failure to Launch podcast. Back again.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: What episode is this, big dog?
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: This is episode 21. Ah, legally.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Able to buy alcohol. Nice. Indeed, man.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: We could take shots. What was your go-to drink at 21?
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Like when we used to go outside the club.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: Yo, nigga. First off, I was broke as fuck, nigga.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: So my go to was whatever my niggas was gonna
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: get me nigga.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Just standing there with your hands in your pocket.
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: Like yeah hey you wanna drink nah I'm good nah
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: nah fuck that man we out.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Bro we out here yeah I had whatever so.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: It was whatever I already know like I ain't gonna
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: hold you cause I'm not alcohol is not my shit
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: like it's not good you know what I'm saying But
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: when I engaged, it had to be something that made
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: it decent. So all I liked was bitch-ass drinks for
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: the first, like, beginning years of drinking.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: Well, they're delicious. Like, so, like, I mean, that's the thing.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: All of the feminine labeled drinks are fucking awesome, dog.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, like, it's cool, man. I get it. I
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Like, what y'all want me to do? So the first
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: drink that I even appreciated was Amaretto Sour.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Okay okay right and I would.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: Get so I didn't know that it was some bitch
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: ass shit though because it was because you know everybody
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: giving you stuff and I'm like I don't like this
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: don't like this oh rum and coke Henny and coke
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I don't like none of like anything with the alcohol
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: and one thing wasn't good enough for me no thanks
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: and then I think a girl had it one time
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: and I was like oh what's that you got a
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: cherry in yours you know what is that and then
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I saw now I'm drinking that so that's all I
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: used to get And then I remember I graduated to
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Blue Motorcycles.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Then I graduated to Long Islands,
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: but that shit had nothing to do with Ice-T.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: Well, in Long Island, for me, because I was a
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: big advocate, like, for Long Island, I see. But from
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: establishment to establishment, it's a big difference. Like, you'll get
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: a Long Island from over here fired. Best thing, like,
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: I'll never get anything other than a Long Island. You
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: go to this next spot, order one with confidence, and
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: that J come out like piss water.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Like, so.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: You ain't lying about that at all, yo. like yeah
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: it's too finicky so like when i when i order
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: it this is what i'm expecting who wants arnie pummies
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: like i want that shit to taste like tea you
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: know i know it's like 11 liquors in there but
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: like make it good make it sweet nigga you go
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: to a spot and the nigga be pouring it and
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: the long island be clear wait a minute it don't
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: even look like tea Yo.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Or that shit will have a brown fog towards the bottom.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, I would like.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, pack that shit up, nigga. I
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: know I ain't going to like that. But it is
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: going to get you. If you're trying to get lit,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: it's going to get you there. And then I graduated
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: to like the ciders and the ale. Because to this day,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: I can't drink beer, bro. Beer is absolutely disgusting to me.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: See, after my Long Island phase, I realized that I'm
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: not a sipper. So, like, them shits cost you $ 20, $ 25,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: depending on where you at.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: So, like, I get that shit. I order a Long
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Island iced tea.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: By the time my meal come out, if I'm at
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: a restaurant or something like that, I already bust that down.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: So now I need another one that's $ 50, $ 60 in
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Long Island.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: So....
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: I, my go-to now, and this is across the board.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: I do it everywhere I go. If I go get
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: some drinks, I'm getting the old fashioned.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm getting the IPA and I usually let the
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: waiter choose which IPA it is, but I don't have
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: a beer thing.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Like I do, I drink beers. So yeah, then that works.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: That had me perfect.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can feel you. I do the fucking, I'll
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: do the ciders, right? And it's how I play it
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: off because if they pour it, into the glass no
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: one knows what it is you feel me yeah so
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: it's in there what you got a budweiser you got
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: a michelob you got a corona nigga this is angry
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: orchard and you don't know and mind your fucking business
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: if you know i'm saying like none of your business
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: uh but now my i think my go-to now is
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: a rum runner and i and i learned they're so
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: good to me i learned how to make them Okay.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: I mastered it. And then I got a slushy machine.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: So now I can make them bitches frozen too.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had a rum runner. I
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: might have to try that.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's literally a dark rum, light rum, banana liqueur,
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: blackberry liqueur, uh and you lost.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Me with the banana like i hate banana for artificial
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: banana shit you don't take it bro you don't oh
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: you you like the yellow uh like the yellow laffy
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: taffies yeah hell yeah i did nigga you don't get
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: a count then because that's all banana you like that
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: shit like no nigga.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: That's flavor this whole time.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: No nigga i used to throw them shits at people
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: like yo i don't Get that shit out of here.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: He's a lot of yellow Laffy Taffys. Fuck who you
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: talking about? So you do that and then you put
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: some grenadine, orange juice, pineapple juice, mix it all up
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: until it look like a sunrise or a sunset.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Boom. That's it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I might try it because it seems like it's got
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: a ton of other strong flavors going into it that
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: the banana might not be dominant.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, you literally don't. And you don't even
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: have to use that. That's like the recipe that I follow.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to have to do it the right way, though. So, like,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I'll try it your way, yeah, before I start alterating shit.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: But, all right. All right.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so if I have any type of gathering or get-together,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? I make those. People request
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: it now. But I don't go outside no more, so
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I can't eat in front.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: You got one of those Ninja Freezies?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Kev. Okay. The greatest gifts ever given to me.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Damn sure got that shit.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: And when I got it, bro, I was freezing everything.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: any and everything was turning into a slushy.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I just feel like you have to, though. Like, you
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: kind of have to do that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Niggas like, what you got? Oh, there's some coffee. Let
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: me put it in the slushy maker.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Make this iced coffee, this slush coffee.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, yeah, so that shit is amazing. So I
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: was doing that. And so that's why I stopped there.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: And I don't drink. Like, I keep mad alcohol in
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: the crib because, you know what I'm saying? Like, you
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: need to try to be personable. I'm hosting shit. Every
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: time somebody come over, they literally blowing the dust off
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: the bottles and they don't care. Alcoholics don't give a fuck.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cracking it open and shit. You know
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: So, but yeah, man, not a big drinker, dog. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: then I got in the game on some in.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Curriculars. And I really was like, fuck alcohol after that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Rolling down the street. Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that influenced. No, it couldn't have because
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't start until I was 40.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that ass. You remember it's like.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: It wasn't no influence on me.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yo, you know what?
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: The whole conversation about alcohol just made me think of
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: when we almost all died at DJ Crib that day. Like, yo,
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: when we went and bought like two 12-packs of the
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: smearing off little alcoholic... The beers. The little beer things.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: And then we bought two gallons of the vodka....
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: All smearing off all the time because we didn't know
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: nothing nah.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Because this was like our first time really just going
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: out there like yo buy alcohol and.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: The reason why we did is because i turned 21
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah that was the youngest one in the crew
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: and so everybody there was mad clubs i couldn't get
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: into we will always have to go to the 18
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: and up clubs because of me you know what i'm
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: saying and we know that changed the dynamic you feel
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: me yeah Like, the women at the 18 and up
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: clubs had the little fan ponytails.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Or the shit to the side still, like, yo.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Sneakers dirty. They were just in there to twerk and
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: dance for real. And when you got to the 21,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that's when you had the grown folks.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: The grown women.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Because of me. So, the day I turned 21, it
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, we getting you drunk. And we bought Smirnoff, like.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Yo, not only did we buy Mad Smirnoff, because what
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: it was four of us.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: It was me, you, DJ, and what? Christmas time?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, no. It wasn't him. It was somebody else, though.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: And then people came through, but we was already cooked
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: at that point. Yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: And we split the fucking Smirnoffs evenly amongst each other.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Drank them all halfway real fast and filled them back
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: up with the alcohol.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: With the vodka. Yeah. That was our plan. First of all,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: where the fuck did we get that?
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: So we took the whole Smirnoff, drank it down halfway,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: filled it all the rest of the way up with
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the other Smirnoff vodka, shook it, and then drank those.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: So I know for a fact I had three. Yes.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So when you think about it, The two half of bottles,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: that's already one whole Smirnoff beer thing. Another half, when
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: you throw the vodka on it, and I had three.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: And I want to say those vodkas was fucking 50
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: to 60 proof.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Facts. Yeah, facts. So we was watching. Yeah. And when I,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: and mind you, this is my literal first time drinking
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: because I was a law-abiding citizen all my life. I
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: watched Oz. Yeah. And I never want to go to
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: jail for nothing. I swear to God. Like, so drinking
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: out over when you're not the limit at the age yet. Oh, no,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: we can't risk it, my nigga. I'm not doing that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: So, prison's where butt sex happens. Like, I don't want that.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all couldn't, niggas couldn't convince me to do a single crime.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: You feel me? Niggas like, bro, no, we can drink it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You tall? I don't give a fuck. I'm not drinking nothing.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: They was like, what you think the FBI gonna kick
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: the door in?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Baby. Yo, we did. We did hang around some sketchy
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: ass niggas.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: If that happened, I had a busy with a nigga.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Look at what you say, bro. I got one booty
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: hole and it's a virgin booty hole and I want
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: to keep it that way. Like it's way. So at 21,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: so niggas was like, yo, let's do it. I was like, well,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I can't say no no more. I'm legal. And so, nigga,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I was so drunk, bro.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yo, and it was.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: It was the best night of my life, yo. Because, yes,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I was as fucked up as y'all. But y'all, the
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: effects hit y'all so much sooner than me. Like, it
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: was all, I got to see each of... Oh, yeah,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I got to see each of you die individually. Like, yo,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: he in the room on his bed with the bucket.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: And he had a chick over there. And, like, with
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: the trash can. And he's trying to throw up in
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: the trash can. But he missing.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: And I was like... You get up.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Don't hit him with the aftermath yet We gotta tell
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: So after I'm drinking this shit And I'm feeling it
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: So you I remember you like You good And you
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: was laughing Cause you Like I guess my face Looked
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: like Yeah, you get real drunk. Yeah, yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: You get like the one eye be open, one be closed.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: You just get real goofy.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: And I remember you being weak. And then I can
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: see how niggas get aggressive. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: So funny, nigga.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You did exactly like that.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Then I'm trying to roast back. And I'm usually a
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: king roaster. Like, niggas, no, don't fuck with me. Nigga
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: my mind wasn't even Like cooking on shit Like I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: was eating some Whack shit Bro But then I was
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: laughing Cause I was weak at myself You can't stand
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: up Nigga I was trying to Rap battle everybody Nobody
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: asked for a battle I'm walking up to niggas like
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yo Your blue hoodie Nigga Niggas like what the fuck
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Is this nigga Niggas came over I forgot who it
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: was It was like Cause DJ had a roommate At
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: the time So it was his mans And then some
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: more of our mans And um I'm out here trying
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to dance battle, niggas. I found out I was hella
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: competitive when I'm drunk. I was heel-toeing against the tree.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: The tree can't move. I'm trying to challenge the tree
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to the heel-toe contest. And then we decided to eat
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: pizza Hot Pockets.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Yo, a gang of them shits, too. Like, the whole bag.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: That's what we did. We made poor decisions.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: We made a bunch.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Cause then we, uh, like we ended up getting McDonald's
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: like not to like that, that next morning where everybody
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: was still drunk.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Duh. Cause I was good. So now go ahead. Tell
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: them about the aftermath. Now, like after we pockets, that's
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: what shit went left.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: All right, so he's in the bedroom. His girl trying
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: to nurse him back to life because he's dead. Like, yo,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: whenever he moves, it's to yak. Like, it's not to
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: do anything else but try to not throw up all
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: over his room.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: You get up, and you're like, hey, I'm going to
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: go hit the restroom real quick. Didn't come back. I'm
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: playing the game, though, so I'm locked in with whoever
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: this mystery fourth person was. Right, right. Because there was
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: a fourth person there. I just don't remember who it
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: is now.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: It could have been Christmas time. It could have been
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Hayden S. Jones, yo. It might have been, but I
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: don't know. I can't tell.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: So I get finished waxing whoever I was playing and
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: whatever we was playing.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, I'll be back. I'm
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: going to go to the bathroom.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I see you laying on the bathroom floor by the
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: toilet like you are sprawled out sprawled out so i
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: go in there i'm like yo you all right and
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: you're like you said you made a noise and then
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: you grabbed the lip of the toilet and tried to
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: pull your head over to throw up in the toilet
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: but you gave up most of the way they just
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: fell on the ground it was like oh my.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: God the shit that made it so bad cause you
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: first of all you not lying I had my hands
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: in the toilet cause the seats was up and I'm
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: pulling up like this And I remember turning them out
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: because I was like, shit, I'm not tall enough. But
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: my legs was out. There was no option for legs.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I don't got the strength. And
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I went down. So this is the problem. I had
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: on a tan colored, like a beige colored velour set.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: And so all you got is orange, hot pocket, all
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: down one side of the velour set, Kev. From the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: shoulder sleeve, legs, my right side or whatever side it was,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: was just orange with vomit. And I'm just laid out
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: on the floor in the bathroom. So niggas couldn't pee.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: There was only one bathroom. So everybody had to pee
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: outside because you couldn't pee on my head.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: That splashback would have been crazy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: You'd have woke up and be like, why my head wet?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, I would have been so disgusted, yo.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: So I yacked all of that up and slept. I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: woke up like, yo, what's up? What's y'all niggas on?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: What you doing?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yo, and I remember I went back out there after that,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: and I'm dying with whoever's out there.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I start playing the game again, and somehow we got
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: McDonald's before y'all got up and shit like that. And
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: so I bust down to McDonald's and shit like that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: And we were sitting, he had that couch that was
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: like by the window or whatever, and the TV was
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm eating, I'm like, yo, I drank more than
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: all these niggas.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I'm a beast, nigga. Like, yo, I'm thinking that. And
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: my shit was like, I was like, oh. I don't
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: think I ever told you this, but I fucking... I, like,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: burped and threw up at the same time. So I
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: leaned over the back of the couch and.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Behind the back of the couch and just fucking kept
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: me moving.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I remember, like, a couple months later, this nigga DJ
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: was like, man, we must have been real fucked up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I found some thorn behind my couch. And I was like, yo,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know how that shit happened. That's crazy. Yo,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: that was dead ass meeting.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Bro, we was disgusting. That shit was so fun, man.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And that deadass, I never got that drunk ever again
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: You watched me almost die, like, what, my 35th?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Damn, was that 10 years ago now?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. It was a minute.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: It was in Charlotte.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: That was fire. It was a surprise. You didn't know
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I was coming. That was after COVID, right? That was
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: after COVID, right? I think it was during.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: During COVID, okay. 21, 22. Okay.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, I drove down to Charlotte. I'm in Virginia.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Drove down to Charlotte and popped up on my board.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And I hadn't seen you in person in, like, how
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: many years? Maybe, like, seven?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, forever. It was an ignorant amount.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Of time, bro. And so I was so happy. And then,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: so you was already, you was asleep when I got there.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So when niggas woke you up, you was looking like, like, nigga,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: though he was dreaming, like.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: The fuck is this?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? So,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: we turning up. I still got the video on my phone. Deadass.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: He was driving the boat. He up here. He was
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: taking the shots to the head. And then by the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: end of that night, bro, this nigga, I've never heard
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: a noise like this a day in my life. I've
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: never heard a noise like this a day in my life, girl.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I hit a downstairs bathroom because I'm on the couch
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: and shit. I'm a visitor. And all I hear is like,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: it was like a banshee was being exercised by Constantine.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? With Sindel singing the background.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: That's what it sounded like. It was like, yo, it
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: was that fucking dying.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Yo, so it wasn't the liquor, dog. It was that
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: fucking cheap-ass Taylor Port. I had a big-ass bottle of
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: that Taylor Port. And I was like, yo, I'm not
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: going to drink all my good liquor. I'm going to
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: go ahead and bang this Taylor Port. And I was
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: already fucked up. And so I was drinking that shit
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: by the cup full, dog. And, you know, I don't sip.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: And that shit, and guess what? I haven't had that
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: shit ever again. That was the last time I ever
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: bought that shit, yo.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: When you go through something like that, it damages you.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you know it does and it's like oh and then
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: someone brings it up like bro you want some of
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: this teleport and your brain literally recalls that and be
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: like danger.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Literally talking about it right now nigga my mouth is
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: watering like yo nigga don't make me throw up like
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: yo it's crazy.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: They call that shit great Hennessy for a reason.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah that shit's crazy.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Bro that shit'll get you lit but yeah that that
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: yo and then when I went to check on you
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you know your girl was already holding you down but
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: like It's so weird when you throw up because it
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: literally uses all of your muscles.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Your whole body is like trying to push the shit
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: out of your stomach. So every muscle is involved. So
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you was all like heaved over. And I was like, oh,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: no wonder the nigga making it. Nigga is wringing himself out. Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: But you wasn't even throwing up. That was the crazy part.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yo cause I had.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Already got it all out it was just fucking like
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: spats of like clear water was just coming.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Out after a while that shit was nuts and again
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: so when you Snoop Dogg and you Wiz Khalifa you
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: don't go through that I've never gone through that you
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying but nah that alcohol man fuck
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: that shit every once in a while I had a
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: little and again to this day what I just said
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: rum runners frozen rum runners I be out He's like,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: let me get a frozen mango margarita with my chest
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: out because it will say something. The fuck?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't care.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and enjoy. i will drink an old-fashioned too
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: if i'm trying to like just.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Act grown yeah yeah yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: But i'm that's what i'm trying to like really the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: person don't know me for real and i'm just trying
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to but let me get a mango a frozen frozen
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: they'd be like on the rocks no frozen like make
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it childish as possible nigga like what are we talking
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: about bro so yeah alcohol yeah responsibly guys yeah please
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: drink responsibly guys man what the oh there's been so
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: much going on bro in this world right now you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: know i'm saying fucking crazy This is random, and I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about celebrity shit, but did you
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: see the Funk Flex fight, yo?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I did. I did. Ain't that nigga like 60?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: He's like 58 years old.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, yo, like, I mean, they came to him.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: They said Flex started the shit. I don't know.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, for real?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: But I just know that Flex was doing so much
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: squaring up, backpedaling, And then the dude was just walking
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: like Mike Myers, like Jason, like just. And I was like, Flex,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: just get out of there. I don't know who he
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: was or if he was tough for real, but that
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: calmness is scary. You know, Flex was doing the most.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: He was doing the I'm gonna make the most commotion
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: around these white people. And then somebody come help me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody help me.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: He literally was like, help me.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Please that's what.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It looked like and nobody all the white people was
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: like no I'm trying to get out the way I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: said Flex about.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: To die yeah yeah I'm glad he died so he
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: was denying he got hit in the face do you
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: think he got stolen the dude say he clocked him I.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Don't know yo I don't know but I will we're
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: too old yeah yeah we too old you know what
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like why are you even there And like
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I tell y'all all the time, bro, I ain't gonna
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: hold you. I recognize my limitations now. You know what
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? I tell everybody I train. I'm a firearms
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: instructor in real life. I train for that. I have
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: 36 seconds of tussle in me. 36 seconds. And if
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: in within those 36, if somebody is getting the upper hand.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: It's John Wick time. That's what like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Cause what are we doing? I can't lose.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: For me, I just take any encounter as a fight
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: to the death. And, like, your time frame isn't off, yo.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I might have a minute, but, like, yo, like, I'm
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: going for optimum damage, and I don't care how it comes. Like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: you got me? Like, I'll bite chunks out your arm.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I don't care, dog.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Like, it's nothing off limits if you make me fight. Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yo, I'm not going to lose this fight and be
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: embarrassed in front of my kids or be.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: On YouTube or some shit. Like, yeah, you see this
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: old-ass nigga get knocked out? Nah, dog.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Can't do it. Can't risk it like that. You're absolutely right, bro.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I know my limitations. Niggas got backs. I can't fuck around.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: You literally got to knock me out.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Because if not, ain't nobody going home.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: And you got to sneak me. Like, there's no such
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: thing as a fair fight. Nah, I'm not fighting fair, nigga. Like,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: odds of me fighting somebody my age is slim to none.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: It's going to be some young, whining ass nigga that's
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: going to be mad because he had a bad day
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: and he going to pick the wrong one.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And I promise you, I'm judging it off of what
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: they look like. I ain't going to hold it. This
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with race or nothing. Just that
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: young bravado. Because I'm young, nigga strong. We was strong.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: At 17, 18, 20, 21, I was diesel. I was
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: tall and bony. And that's how I won all of
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: my fights. Everybody thought that it was going to be
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: an easy day.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: It's going to be way harder than you thought it was.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: You think I got time for that in my 40s?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Jackie Chan, whatever is around me. Because he hit him
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: with the couch. Yup. The whole couch. Hit that nigga
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: with that shit. Because what are we doing, bro? But
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: we too grown. Flex, shout out, bro. That's embarrassing. And
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: he posted it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was for legal purposes. Because I would know.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: That would have never seen the light of day.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe he never grew out of the street clout. See, niggas,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I got hands. I'm willing to go with anybody.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like Flex was a nerd all his life.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to keep it gangster with you right now.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Once this shit pop off and we start making real money,
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I'm suing niggas.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, this is what it is. Like, yo, cool.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: As soon as I see the anger, I'm like, well,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: this nigga's mad. Hey, we might have a situation, man.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Just go ahead.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Fucking hit my metaglasses and put that shit on record.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: All right, because it's about to be ugly.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Immediately, bro. So, yeah, shout out to Flex, man. His
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: backpedal game was on point. Yeah, that's true. You know
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: what it reminded me of? Remember in Tekken? What was
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: your man that used to have the back shadow step?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: He used to take two steps, like two, three steps
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: back in a circle.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Was that a Kampachi move? The Hachi move? It was
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: a Hachi move. It was a Hachi. Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Back step.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: One, two, one, two. But that shit used to dead
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: ass work because if you fighting somebody like King and
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: you get that little joint and King be like, huh.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: And you know that shit was, so there. Shit, you
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: roll and then I'm running. So yeah, little yo. Shout
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: out to this nigga, man. You know what I'm saying?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Had the little Hachi back step. You know, that thing
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: used to call that shit the shadow step or something
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like that. Something stupid. What else been popping, man?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Well your boy Kid Rock and Eminem did a song
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: together and first off like I'm jealous that Kid Rock
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: gets to do the song with the greatest rapper of
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: all time like yo anyone who gets a feature from
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: him I give him mad props you know like I
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: mean I might not agree with his politics or whatever
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: but like yo Kid Rock you did it man like
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: you got him on the record that's what it is.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: All about This nigga hasn't glazed M in the last
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: probably four episodes.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: In his bag.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: It was rough.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And I can't say this is going to be the
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: last glaze of the day. Like, there's been a lot
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: of M shit going on. So, you know what I'm saying?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yo, this nigga's love for Eminem is top tier. But, man,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I heard that fucking song. You was the first person
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I thought about. I said, oh, I can't wait to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: talk to this nigga about this. listen though this song
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: was so ass that the rap god himself literally couldn't
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: even save it everything didn't do nothing bad on it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Oh no he em'd like he does what Eminem does.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: He drop holy bars yeah with no curses or nothing
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: he still do what he do But Kid Rock, what
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the fuck, man? Did we ever like any Kid Rock songs?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: We had our rock phase in the 2000s.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think that.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Any made it to the white boy playlist that we had,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: or yours or mine.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: No, no. But yeah, that song is buns.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: So I would never listen to the whole song again.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I would just make a, yeah, I would just go
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: to M's verse.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Skip to his shit. Yeah, because like it's... Time stamp
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it and then right there every time.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: even people who don't like the song, you can't hate
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: on the bars. Like the technique is flawless. The wordplay
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: is flawless.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Like you said, the Lord of the doodoo. And I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: just shoot through this.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: But you know what made so that, that triggered my brain, bro.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: My brain spirals, you know how I think. So after
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I heard that bull shit, I heard M. Then I
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: did listen to the Wayne song too. Wayne killed that
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: shit too. But I think he had a much better
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: beat than M.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: M was on a fucking, like when you go to
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Casio keyboard and press rock instruments. That's literally what that
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: shit sounded like. So Wayne had a much better beat.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: But Eminem still did what he could do. And so
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: then it got me thinking about this nigga's rap style.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, what makes this nigga so great? And
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I went down this rabbit hole of just looking shit up.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: And listening to the shit that I already knew. And
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I had hit Kenpachi earlier this week. I was like, yo,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: send me some songs that I should know from Eminem.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? So this nigga is a
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: syllable king.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: You feel me he's a word wizard like right.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: He knows words like he knows his vocabulary has to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: be insanely large like this nigga is the dictionary but
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: the thing that made him like technically so fire is
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: that he'll say words that don't even rhyme.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah but he'll dice them in a way that it
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: seems like it rhymes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's like a mastery of your language type shit.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And nobody else does that. So,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all already know. Matter of fact, we gonna
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: have that episode where we really gotta do our hip-hop
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: deep dive on our top 5's. But like, Kempachi is
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: the M Glazer. So that's like, he won't even let
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: me not let this nigga be great. You know what
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: So even if M don't make my top five, he
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: has to be in everyone's top 10 if you fuck
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: with hip hop. If you don't have him at the top,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: if you don't have him as the best rapper alive,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: which I think I put him in that category. I
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: think he is the best rapper alive.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: And see, that's why I give you the respect I
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: do with your opinion, right? The people that I have
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: a problem with are people that are like, nah, fuck him.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I don't hear him in the club.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: You're not a rap fan.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: You're a club bop fan. Anything that you can hear
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: and party and drink to, then yeah. But if you're
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: into actual hip hop... lyricism wordplay bars all of that
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: metaphors yeah triple entendres yeah multi-syllable rhymes like if you
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: are into that if that's why you like hip-hop m
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: can't not be on your list like you can't put
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: you can't not put him there right he doesn't have
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: to be your number one he's mine like there's nobody
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: even close to that nigga in my eyes but You
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Like, I get it if you
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: want to go with.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: What is it? What's your boy? Puman? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Number one is Lupe.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like Lupe. I respect Lupe. I respect Lupe.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I respect, what's the guy from, shit, I always talk.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: About him and I always forget his name when I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: need to say it. Not Royce. Nah, he a old head.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: He a old head, but he's super nice. Super nice.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: He was in a group. Hold up, I'ma just look
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: him up, because I feel like an asshole right now.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Hold up. Hold up. Rakim was the original blueprint, you
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? To most niggas, modern rap.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Black Thought. Black Thought.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. Black Thought's nasty. Pharoah Monch
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: is nasty.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Fucking... What's the guy that changed his name?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Jay Electron.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. He did the Chappelle show.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, what's that?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. What's his name? Usain Bay now?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Usain Bay. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So those are the lyrical miracle niggas, though.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: But like, when you.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Say lyrical miracle, it makes it seem like it's a
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: bad thing, but it's not.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not saying that.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when people say that, it makes it seem
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: like that's a negative connotation to it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: The stereotype is lyrical miracle niggas, like battle rappers and stuff,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: cannot make songs that translate and become hits. You know
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's clearly not.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: It's not on the bell curve.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: That's not All the time. You feel me?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. I get what you're saying. I get
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: what you're saying.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: So that's why when you put them in that bag.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: So the way my brain compartmentalizes and categorizes things, that's
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: why I can't never have him out of a list.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I might not resonate with his music, and that's what
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: me and you always talk about. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: But there's nobody in the game that's doing what that
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: nigga do. like this I've never seen it and I'm
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like the person that's technically even close don't even have
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the verbiage that Em has right so again it's a
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: it's a separation and Em has separated himself when I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: heard rap god yeah well And fuck race and all
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: that shit. I know Lord Jamar and all them niggas
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: be mad. Like, oh, white dude can't beat it. Hip-hop
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: ain't racial. Hip-hop ain't even ours. Hip-hop is a generational
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: sound that comes from whatever your hood is. Whether your
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: hood is a suburb or you in Harlem, New York,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: you in Atlanta. Trailer Park. Whatever the fuck your hood is,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: is your original sound, thoughts, and experiences. on a beat,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: rhyming together, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And being
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: whatever it be. Like, so even dude, you remember Decent Man?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: That's his sound, bro. Yeah. I'm a decent man in
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: the city of demons, you know what I'm saying? That's
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: his shit, like, that wasn't hitting on, but nobody could
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: take that away from that dude, bro.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: So, Eminem being a white dude from Detroit, I don't
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: give a fuck if he was goddammit green. If you're
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: rapping like that, any rapper is going to be like, oh, nah,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: that nigga nice, bro. That white boy nice as shit.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? I think everybody puts them
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: in that regard. You know what I'm saying? The technicality,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: if we had sliders, like we create the character in
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: an RPG, technicality is maxed out. but some way he
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: still has points left for other shit like you only
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: get 100 points but he got 100 in technicality and
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: he still got like 50 spread out over the rest
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: of the shit and I'm sitting there like oh he
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: was a cheat code God fumbled that a little bit
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: and that white boy he was like yeah blonde hair
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: blue eyes he was like where is the vocabulary and
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: that shit knocked over into the thing the whole shit
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: in the thing he was like ah shit If I
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: can leave it, I can't go bad.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And then you got Rap God.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, there's nothing you can
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: do with him, right? So I respect it. I always
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: respect it. And I just be still looking for songs
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: that I can play that I want to hear.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: You know what the problem is? Like, and it's a
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: me thing. I don't think that other people operate this way.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: For me....
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I don't necessarily have to resonate with the song itself,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: like the content of the song. I can be wowed
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: by things that I can't necessarily relate to because like,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: if I was stuck in the envelope where shit that
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I need to like relate to it, like, it's almost
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: like trauma bonding. Like, yo, like I don't, like I
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: don't want to hear the shit that I already experienced.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Like, you know what I'm saying? So, yeah. So that's
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: my thing.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I don't really care about shit that I've experienced firsthand.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's what I'm saying. I don't like, you know,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call it the hood shit. Yeah. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: don't need to hear about the drug dealing. I don't
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: need to be about Nigga, just rap and be creative.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: So that's why I put Lupe Fiasco at the top
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: of my list because he from Chicago. He can go
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: King Von if he want to. You know what I'm saying?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: He's talented enough to do any of that shit.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Whatever he want to do. But my man chose to
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: reference the Thundercats in his very first famous verse for
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Kanye West, my nigga. You know what I'm saying? He
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: took that song somewhere different. Then it was double and
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: triple entendres in the verse. And then he broke the
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: fourth wall. It was like, and I'm going to end
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: my verse right where the horns are like, and that
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: shit said, Ben, Dan, Dan niggas. Who is this?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Nick?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I bought the, I got his mixtape immediately after that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? I actually, I.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Think you put me on the loop. I think you
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: put me on the loop. Uh, Yep, yep.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Because I know you put me on the fab. You
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: put me on the Lupe. And I just jumped out
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: the window with Lupe. It was just, I was all
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: about Lupe. I mean, of course, I was all about
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Em still. I think I've been an Em fan longer
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: than I've been into hip hop almost.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, like, this is being real. That ass.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: That ass.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Because I wasn't.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: You had to respect it, man.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I wasn't a Tupac fan when he was alive.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I liked Biggie. Like, I bought Biggie's first two albums.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: When I moved to Georgia, that's when I got into
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Tupac because they were really into Tupac over there. So
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: they made me almost have to. And I think that
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: was around the time Machiavelli came out. So I think
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: he was already dead and shit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was gone.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mary, go run, quick, see. Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: And so, again, back to my brain compartmentalizing shit, I'm
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: glad you brought up Biggie and Pac. This is when
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I learned the separation. There's separations. Like, there's things that
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you could be excellent at. There's things that you could
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: be horrible at. But you could still be a success
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: overall because of what you're excellent at, right?
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Biggie comes out. Nobody never heard no rapping like that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Especially from a fat, funny-looking dude from Brooklyn. So, Biggie
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: taught me that you don't have to rap traditionally. You
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: don't gotta beat a boom, bap, You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: every four bars, this, this. Like, the stanzas. He didn't
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: do it like that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: He loved that delay rhyme.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: But he'd say something and then pause. And then it
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: goes into the next thing. But then it rhymes with
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: the last thing. Like, he was the master of that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Then he could storytell. And so I'm like, oh, he.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: And then just the metaphors he said. He was a nerd, too.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Just think of watch hella movies, clearly.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: The stuff he would reference was insane. And I'm like, oh,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: this nigga was, he just nice. And then he on
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: the beat. He was never off beat ever.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Then you switch over to pop. Nigga pop bars was nice.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: it wasn't hitting on shit.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a lyrical miracle metaphors. He wasn't getting
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: it from him, but you know what that nigga had delivery.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: and impact like this.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah he could he could touch your heart like
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: he could touch your heart easy.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I remember that song Changes came out after.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: He was gone oh my god yeah that's just.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: The way it is and that was the hook but
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I see no changes and I'm like this nigga I
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: don't see no changes you right bro shit fucked up
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: out here I felt a way he made me feel
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: shit you know what I'm saying Hit Em Up ain't
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the greatest diss track of all time at all but
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you feel.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: It cause that delivery was crazy somebody.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: In high school I used to play Hit Em Up
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't play no other diss tracks.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, his voice, the way he was rhyming
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: in that song is how niggas be yelling when they
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: about to fight.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, that shit just seemed like aggressive.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: And that's what I knew. So I was like, so
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: if you're looking for the lyrics, Biggie is your man.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? But if you want to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: feel something, Pac was your man. And to me, they
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: was the pinnacle of the game in that mid-90s time frame.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? To the point where when
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: they beefing with each other, two whole coasts beefing with
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: each other all this shit going on and they was
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: they was literally the opposite ends of the spectrum yep
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you know I'm saying and so to this day I'm
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: so that's why I'm so glad you brought this up
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I dead ass wonder if they never got killed what
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: would the game look like right now dead.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Ass I think about that sometimes too, man. It would
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: have changed a lot of shit. A lot of people
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: wouldn't exist not in their form anyway.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Jay definitely wouldn't.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Jay got Biggie and Pac's market when they died. Him
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: and Nas kind of fought for it, but then Jay-Z
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: was such.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Nas was already Nas.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Nas was in his lane. He was like, yo, this
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: is me.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, of course, it was like Call of
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Duty and fucking SoCon or whatever.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Battlefield, like, yo, you had to choose. It was either
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Nas or.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Same shit.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Jay was a better businessman, so he.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: took his little steps and made him huge based off
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: of his wits and shit.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, a lot of fucking Puff would have, he
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: would have never, Puff wouldn't be who Puff is now
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: because Biggie was planning on leaving him. Biggie would have left.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: All of those people who was with him would have
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: went with Biggie.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Puff would have had to switch back to his R
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: & B bag.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have to.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: If he would have stayed famous and relevant or for that.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I definitely would have wanted to see what Biggie's crew
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: would have looked like. Because he was in there. He
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: was Iceberg Slim.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he had Junior Mafia.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: You know Mace would have went over there. You know
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Mace would have went. So Mace probably would have never
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: fell out and went to the church.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: That would have.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Changed the history of the diplomats and shit. Because then
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: they would have had Biggie and his crew. Yeah, because
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Cam was attached to Un.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: And all of that. So, yep, that would have been
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: a thing. And so this is what, so this is
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: part of my nerve shit when I be getting into
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: my what ifs, right?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Who, all right, Biggie and Pac never die.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: They are who they are. And let's assume right now, 2026,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: they still at the top of the rap game. Who
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: wouldn't they have stopped? Because it's mad niggas that would
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: have never came out. But who would still be here today?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: We're going to go back and forth. You start. It's
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: one individual artist or group that Biggie and Pac wouldn't
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: have changed their trajectory. They would still be who they
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: are right now. There's a handful for me.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got one. I don't think they would
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: have stopped 50. Like, I think 50 would have been
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: who he was.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: He was coming. He was coming. Either they would have
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: embraced him or he would have moved him out the
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: way and got his spot that he's in right now.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Now, before we move off of 50, would he have
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: had to go to L.A. to get signed? Because that's
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: the thing. So, would he have got... Would he have gotten, because,
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, just being real, yes. M got the Dre
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: stimulus package.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Dre got the Eminem stimulus package when it came to
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: his other stuff.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: 50 got the Eminem stimulus package. And the Dre. And
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: the Dre stimulus package.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Classic ass album was totally produced.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: So now, if 50 does not go there, is he
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: having the impact that he does?
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Is the Murder, Inc. stuff going to play out the
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: way it did?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: It did, yeah. And so, you know what I think?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I think everything still would have went the way it did,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: only because of how 50 came out. So I don't
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: know what Big's reaction would have been. I don't think
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: he would have, like, it would have been like the
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: moon barking at the dog type shit. So I don't
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: think he would have dissed them back. But I don't
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: think he would have signed them neither. And then he
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: still would have ended up with Eminem. Because Eminem was
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: another one that they wouldn't have stopped shit.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was Eminem.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regardless. There's nothing they... And this is
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: not mine. I'm just saying, like, because it's attached to Fifth. Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: So M would've came. 50 would've did what he did.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I still think he would've been shunned in the city
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: because he was a problem. He niggas didn't like him
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: because of how he was. And then he would've went
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to L.A. Or he would've went to... Eminem would've been
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: the nigga to sign him. Introduce him to Dre and
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: everything still goes the way it goes.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, so then that means G-Unit would have still been
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: a thing. We'd have had Lloyd Banks and all that.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, so.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I think all of that still would have happened. Nothing
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: would have changed right there.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: All right, cool. So you go.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say... This is going to surprise you,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I believe. I don't think they would have stopped the Migos.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I think the Migos would have still been out, yo.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Versace would have still dropped because... You can't stop the kids.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: The kids run the airwaves. You know what I'm saying?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: So, when Versace came out, them niggas started a wave, bro, like,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: of that mumble rap shit. I don't give a fuck
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: what nobody say. You couldn't stop that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You could not have stopped that, bro. I don't think so.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Now, do you think that it would have impacted the.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Mumble rap era?
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Because you remember when the mumble rap shit started popping out,
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: it was because most of the lyrical miracle and the
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: storytellers were fading out of. Now, with Biggie and Pac
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: still alive, that may not have happened.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I think it would have. Yeah, I'm with you. I
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: think you cooking. I think all of that would have
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: still been popular. but you still couldn't stop that wave.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: That's why that's, I got, I put mad. The rapping
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: would have still been lyrical. Like you still would have
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: had your method mans and all that. And all the
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: people that could really, really rap.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: But that Versace Jane, when that shit came out, just
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: repeating yourself and just turning up like that. Them kids
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: still would have latched on yo. Cause then the separation,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: cause we would still be Biggie Pop. and who the
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: fuck is hot to us but them kids man or
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: yeah I ain't even saying them kids I'm gonna say
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: like our siblings generation they would've took that they would've
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: put them in that place still to me you.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying Do you think the self-promoting, the
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: YouTube rappers, all of that shit would have been as prevalent?
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Like your Tokens, your Rins, your Dex, your.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I still think that would have been a wave.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Because Biggie and them would have been mainstream. Biggie... I
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: don't know. I can't speak because Biggie was smart. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: don't know if he... He might have adjusted with the time.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That still would have had an audience that's his. Yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: And that wouldn't have affected some of these other kids,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: like some of these other folks' audience.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: And then you still got to be marketable. People think, like,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: looking away doesn't matter.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: It does, though. Them kids would have saw Biggie and
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: be like, listen to that shit. Bitches love pop, so
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: pop would have been on still.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Right now. With a song out with whoever, like Lucky
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Day or Gideon or somebody, he would have a song
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: with them niggas right now.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Now, the real question is if Pac wouldn't have died,
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: would he have taken Jada from Will Smith?
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Like, that's the real question. I'm just saying, look, niggas.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: If there's any man, if there's one man on earth
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: that knows that The death of another man is the
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: only reason why he has his family.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: It's Will Smith.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Will Smith. I feel bad for him about it, bro.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It's the same sympathy I feel for Diddy in prison
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: right now, knowing he didn't commit those crimes.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Because he can't.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, man. He got the pinky.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Your meat don't come out the fist, bro.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Like... Let him out. Yeah. He got jerked off like this.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all niggas think I'm playing. Get Diddy out of that prison.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: He didn't do it. Not only he wasn't on trial
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: for abusing Cassie, he wasn't on trial for blowing up
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: day and night.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Kid Cudi.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kid Cudi. I think I've been trying to think
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: of his name for a week. Couldn't think of it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: But I remember day and night. You see what I'm saying?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Those type of waves... Wouldn't have never stopped.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but Cuddy's not a conventional... Yeah, he wouldn't
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: have stopped Kanye.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Kanye wouldn't have stopped. Kanye would have been his own wave. Lupe?
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Lupe wouldn't have stopped.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. and that's why I noticed that I always fuck
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: with the people that are on their own wave yeah
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: that's what I like that's my thing like I resonate
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: with somebody that's innovating some shit for real for real
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: nah they're that copy paste niggas all day every day
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: and they some of them are better than the originals
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying Yeah. But when you... Eminem
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: was his own wave. You know what I'm saying? But
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just contrary sometimes when the wave too big and
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: everybody on it. I think I don't want to surf
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: that wave. I'll wait for the next one. That's the thing.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just literally just like that as a person. You
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, like some... I'm like that with TV
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: shows and movies. Like, if someone tells me, like, that's
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: why I never watch Game of Thrones.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Like, it was so much hype. It was so much hype.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Behind that shit by the time season three came through
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: because I was... not into it and then everyone's telling
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: me how great it was and shit like that and
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I was like well now I can't watch it because
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: as soon as it doesn't meet expectations now I'm going
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: to be biased and just I hate it so I
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: just never did it I did start watching House.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Of Dragon though Nigga, what? It's a prequel. But it's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: a prequel.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: You don't even know the fucking people.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: But it's a prequel, so this is.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: This is pre-Game of Thrones, so I could watch this from.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: But these are the original niggas.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: If it's a prequel, you talking about some fucking generational
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: niggas from way in the future.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, yo. we got a saying at my
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: job D.P.M.O. bro you know what I'm saying D.P.M.O. don't
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: piss me off like why would you say that on
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: these airwaves.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying man.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Oh this nigga just pissed me off so bad yo
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: this nigga said I ain't watch Game of Thrones but
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I watch House of Dragons Oh, my God.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Look, I thought I was doing something.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: It is indeed a prequel, but it came out after,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: so you behind.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: But am I? Yes.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Canonically, no.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: That's all that matters.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: That's so stupid.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: So, nigga, not even with us.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: I'm caught up on the most recent episode.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, because you know Jamie Lannister. You like who?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: and you be like I don't know that Lannister but
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I know this Lannister shut your bitch ass up oh
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: my god yo this nigga just made me mad.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: I only watched the prequel show.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I will say House of Dragons definitely got way more
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: dragon action and shit so if that's what type of
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: shit you like it will bring you in but it's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: so many references and little like clues you just missing
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: cuz you don't know You don't know.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I don't, but it's a prequel show. So I could
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: just say it. The prequel show can't be referencing the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: future show.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Cause you seen it. So you like, Oh, this is
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: why this thing happened. You don't know that.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I know because it just happened. And now when I
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: go to the future.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: You're not going to watch it, though, with your bitch ass.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You're not going to watch it. And that's what it
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: is to me. Watch a prequel show and then don't
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: never watch the original show.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Yo, you know what's funny?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: I sound like a fucking hypocrite on these airwaves, yo,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: because we were just talking about why I didn't watch
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Rogue One and shit because I knew all them niggas died.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Deadass said that on the Star Wars episode. Deadass said that.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Yo, I was fucking.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: He told me live Game of Thrones but House of
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Dragons the nigga what oh my god bro.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: But at least I saw through my own hypocrisy so
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: like now I.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Understand accountability is key accountability is a thing bro but
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: it is absolutely insane of you you're a psycho oh
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: my god that pisses me off you ever see somebody
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: say some shit you just get hot on the inside
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: like Yep. Y'all niggas like you ain't got no powers, yo.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I would have dropped something on this nigga house right there, yo.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, it would be all sorts of ignorant shenanigans, nigga,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: if we had powers.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Some red and black conquerors hockey lightning would have came
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: through that window. You sitting there. You would have been like, oh,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: this nigga bad for real. That's nuts, man.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: But it do be like that, though. Like, I didn't
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: watch Shameless twice. Everybody was on Shameless Nuts. I was like,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't watching that shit. I don't care about white
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: people in Chicago. Them niggas was on like season five
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: by the time I tuned in. And then by the
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: time I watched and it got all the way caught up,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: the last season was coming out. But I was just
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: wrapping up. So my timing was insanely perfect. Like I
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: was locked in. And then, you know, like it takes
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: time because that show was long as fuck. Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I was in there with them people. I was I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: was like I was in that family lip all like that.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: That show was so ridiculous, yo. And that's like that.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I see why everybody loved it. Like I'm late. And
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: then right when I finished season nine, that last season
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: 10 came out and I was watching it week to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: week and it ended. And I was like, I'm glad
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I got on this train. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: When you did.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: And I got to the final destination with everybody at
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: the same time. You know what I'm saying? It just
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: worked out, but.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: White boy Carl. Come on, bro.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Like, to this day, like... And I know I'm a contrarian, though. Like,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I know sometimes I don't like some shit because everybody
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I have a little fact about myself, and I'm like,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: sometimes you got to turn it off, and other times
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hmm.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Do what y'all want to do, nigga. I don't care.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I ain't watching that shit. You know what I'm saying? Uh.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I almost program myself to go against the grain. Like,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: if somebody say some shit is bad, I'm going to
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: fucking watch it to see what they talking about. They
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: tell me some shit is good too much, I'm like, eh,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: it's probably not that good. I'm going to just put
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: this shit off because something's going to be wrong. That's
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: some good shit, though.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so, I guess that's part of our, that's
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: some nerd culture, too. Like, just being like, Cause I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: know I'm actually type of nigga too. You know what
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Cause you know, dah, dah, dah, dah. And
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: the red lightsaber. And I'm like, no, I'm actually the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: red lightsaber. I'm that too. I hold it back because
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: when people meet me, they never know who I am.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: And I always allow them to assume whatever you think
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: it is. That's what it is. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: And then when we get friends for real, they be like, oh,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: this nigga got down. You know what I'm saying? They
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: don't see all this.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: The people I work with, they don't see this background.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: They don't know this shit. They don't know, like, nigga,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: deadass nerd.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Upper echelon. Like, amongst nerds, niggas got to acknowledge some
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: shit that I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: And if I ain't no authority or nothing. And that's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: the difference between these niggas today.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: They don't have no kind of knowledge but be talking
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: like actual factual.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Yo, like, that shit drives me insane. Like, you heard
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: about the Shane Gillis shit where he was saying that
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: chicks in the gym dress like whores and shit. Like, yo,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: the most outraged women that I'm speaking to Haven't been
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: in a gym their whole life. They've never been in
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: a gym, but they're outraged. We don't do that. With
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: no bitch, you don't go to the gym. Like, yo,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: so he's not talking about you. He's talking about the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: girls who got on outfits in the gym that could
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: fit in my wallet if I folded it right.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, like, and I'm not angry. Like, I'm a dude.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: It's cool. But like, yo, like, let's not act like
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: you put that on.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro. Matter of fact, I didn't even understand the outrage,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: to be honest.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: I think it was the war I heard. I think
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: it was the word whore. Like, I think that's what
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: triggered everything. Sensitive ass motherfuckers.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I promise you, we're not a red pill podcast, but
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say what I'm about to say. Why
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: are we mad at the truth, bro? The last time
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I went to One Life, the woman that greeted me 1,000%
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: had a BBL. She had, um, she definitely got her, uh,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: lipo in her stomach. Cause you know how they stomach
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: look weird when they get that done. And she's standing
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: there with a two piece hot pink. Like it was
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: like a powder pink, like a baby pink. You know
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Suit on. She, nigga, at least a D cup. You
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? No stomach, no waist.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: And I bet you had the, the, the, the pants
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: had the ass crack built.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: In, right?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Exact thing that Shane said. And he said, when all
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: the lines meet up at the booty hole, She had that,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: greeted me, was like, hey, what? Because I was on
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: a friend's buddy pass. You know, they was like, yo,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: come to the gym, man. Come check it out. And,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a big proponent of working out yet.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I want to get fit, but going to the gym
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: ain't my thing yet. And plus, if I got to
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: drive to it, like, you know what I'm saying? So
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: none of the work lives are close to me in
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: my area. And that's the main reason why I'm like,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I literally built my own home shit. So when I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: do start exercising, I can't. But this girl greets me
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm standing there like, trying to fight the chub. Like, man,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? And she was like, yeah, face full
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: of makeup, hair done, titties, ass, and nakedness. You know
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? All over them lines. I'm sitting there like, bitch,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: fuck this gym.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Yo, I go to the gym. I go to the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: gym every single day, dog. And like, I'll be in
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: there sometimes fighting.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: For my fucking life, yo. Like, dead ass. I'm on
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: a machine.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: And like, yo, it's five to ten different sets of
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: cheeks right here in front of me nigga I'm like
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: so now I gotta look at the ground cause if
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: I look forward they gonna swear I'm in they ass
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: so and then like sometimes there be one right here
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like fuck so now I gotta take my glasses
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: off like yo I gotta have plausible deniability yo I
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: can't see shit like I'm not looking at you.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: And they filming every fucking day yeah I watch all
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: the Joey Swole videos, yo. You got to do better.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And it be like, I'm
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: like playing in fitness. I mean, playing in fitness. This
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: is back in the day. I'm on the elliptical because, nigga, back,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I can't really, you know what I mean? I'm on
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: the elliptical. I'm going hard. I've been up there for
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: like 15 minutes. I'm sweating and shit. The absolute thickest
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: shorty But you know where the ass is not like
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: we don't go into BBW territory.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: It's just like too much ass for this individual young lady.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: She gets on the fucking treadmill directly in front of me.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: And now I feel like I'm chasing that ass. You
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? I'm more motivated. Like, I think
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I put an extra 15. Like, it was just like
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: a warm-up. I was supposed to just be up there
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: for 15 and then get off. I think I got
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: off at like 48. I was up there just with
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: her like, ah, damn. You know what I'm saying? Because
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a man, bro. And the shoes know what they doing.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Because half of them don't even work out. That girl
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: did that. I think she did like however many minutes
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: she did on that treadmill. And then she just walked around.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: And she was texting. She didn't lift nothing. She didn't
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: do nothing else. And then she just got up out
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: of there. And then I watched like five niggas try
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: to holler at her. You know what I'm saying? And
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: apparently one of them was the one. And so I'm like, huh.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: So Shane wasn't off. He didn't say nothing wrong, bro.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know why we hate the truth so much
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: in America these days, but Yo, shout out to him.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: And I'm out to watch his show. I ain't never
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: watched that show, Tires.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm caught up on that shit. That shit is
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: ignorantly funny. That shit's hilarious.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: That little monologue was an advertisement for the show.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: That shit is funny.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know. So I really just discovered him
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: within the last year and a half or so. So
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to watch the show now. I'm going to
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: check it out.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I caught a couple of his early stand-ups a few
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: years ago before Tires started because I think they're on
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: season three or four now.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Once I watched Tires, I was like, oh yeah, this
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: nigga's ignorant. But the whole show is ignorant, but it's hilarious.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of going to be like that
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: dry humor like The Office.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: It's going to be way worse. But like, yeah, it's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: going to be a lot.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Of bounding down.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm going to check it out. So Shane
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: did what he had to do. He got on Saturday
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Night Live. He pissed everybody off. Well, literally just the feminists.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: He pissed the feminists off. Everybody else laughed. The audience
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: was weak.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Because that shit was funny.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: That shit was dead ass funny. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Because I literally asked a girl one time, I ain't
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: going to hold you. I knew her. I knew who
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: she was. But she wasn't thick. Like she ain't had
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: no fat ass or nothing. But she was in that
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: gym and she was looking thick as hell. And I said, yo,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie to you. how do those
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: pants work? And she was like, oh, and she literally explained, like,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: there's a thong built into it. And I was like,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: is that how you got the pants on each butt cheek?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: She was like, yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: She wanted that attention. She said it. She told me directly, yeah,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: when I wear this, niggas be, sometimes I ain't even
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: working out. I just put this on too.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: We know that. But then if you, God forbid, you
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: say something, though, I'm doing this for me. Hey, look,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you, like, the area I live in in Florida. Like,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: you go to your local Publix, dog, and there's moms
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: in that shit. And, like, they in that shit, just
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: titties out, asses out. Walking through the store with two
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: bottles of wine on the phone.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Already got, yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Slide day shit, too. And those be the ones. Those
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: be the bold ones. Publix, I live right next to
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: a Publix. I'm in there the other day. You know me.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: When I'm dressed up for work, I got my fedora on,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: all of that. same type of shorty you just described
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: she had on a whole like green and it stood
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: out to me because she wasn't even her body wasn't
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: hitting like that but it was just like it was
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: like this emerald green it was just a nice color
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: yeah passing each other and then she was so we
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: walked past i hit her with the little you know
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: you yeah you know i don't want no smoke just
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: acknowledging the fact that you exist respect and she was
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: like you look so nice i said oh thank you
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, I love that hat. She's like,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I love that whole... I was like, I appreciate you.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? I had on some burgundy
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: with some burgundy boots. Boom. And I was like, I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie to you. I said, I saw that
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: green is hitting. I was like, I saw it from
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: down there, so you look nice as well. She was like,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: thank you. And you know how you... You know you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: could take it somewhere else because she literally, like you said,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: she had two bottles of wine and she had no
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: kids with her. I said, that lady ready to go. Like,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: so she ready to go. But be disciplined. You feel me?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Niggas don't got no time for no shit. But ain't
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong, bro, man. Shout out to Shane, man.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to the chicks that's out there being
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: naked and just don't give a fuck.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, just don't lie.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't lie. Don't cap about it, yo. Just
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: be a freak, man.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Show that shit off.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to show your body, show your body,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: but don't act like you aren't trying to show your body.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it either way.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I'ma steal a look. Just like Shane said, if them
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: brats got that camera set up, my goof ass probably
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: out there. Creeped out, bro. But hopefully Joey Swole will
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: come to my rescue. That man looked at you for 1.5 seconds.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You got to do better. But nah, my stare gonna
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: be way longer. I'll be on the elliptical line cause.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: You gotta wait for the bounce like you gotta wait
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: alright it's time to bounce.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Niggas be perverts for real though yo but women be
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: perverts too it's just that society won't let them just
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: keep it real so but yeah man this is the
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: epitome of what I wanted this podcast to be yo
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying I told y'all the history
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: We just wanted to capture our thought process and our
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: conversations and share them with y'all. And this was that. Yeah.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: This is what we do. This is how me and
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: this nigga talk all the time, bro. Like, and it's
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: way worse.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: We're still holding back a lot. But we're giving them
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: about maybe like 33% at this point.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 33. A soft 33, too. Not even a hard 33.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: How'd you make no Epo?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Got my right arm tied down. Nigga, these are just jabs, nigga.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: We just... It gets worse. But y'all got to come
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: and get to know us before we can really give
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: y'all the whole situation. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: What's the moral of the story for the day, bro?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, man. Like, sometimes you just got to let it...
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Flow like water.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: E-water, my friend. You see the kettle? I'm trying to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: fucking Bruce Lee. I believed everything that nigga said.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: He could have said anything. He could have said anything.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: But that shit was so deep. I was like, yo,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: you gotta be water, bro. I gotta adapt. I can't
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: be the kettle.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Nah, I need to be the water. I need to
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: be the water, yo.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: That nigga said, you put water into the kettle, it
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: becomes the kettle. You put water into the kettle.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Yo, what the fuck is that nigga talking about?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Yo, he hit you with straight up just logistics.
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  Speaker 1: But then he did a move. He said, so when
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: you strike, you gotta And I was like, oh yeah, facts, bro.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Nigga Bruce Lee, bro. I would have been in his
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: class like a dumbass learning that bullshit, getting packed up
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: in the streets, yo. Trying to kick niggas and kill
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: them in one hit like he do in the movies, yo.
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  Speaker 2: Shit. Oh my God, man. Fucking ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: This is dumb, man. Where can they find you, bro?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Because this is going to be our first video YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: you on socials.
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  Speaker 2: All right, man.
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  Speaker 3: You can find me, True Campati, on Instagram. You can
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• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: We up there. And as you know, y'all know me, man.
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• 1:18:19
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• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: even on Amazon. I just got that straight though. We
• 1:18:31
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• 1:18:32
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  Speaker 1: got some lockdown fans. Like we, we, when we was
• 1:18:43
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• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: was hitting us up like, yo, yo, yo, where y'all at?
• 1:18:50
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  Speaker 1: So, love.
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• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a deep dive. We got to
• 1:19:14
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• 1:19:17
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  Speaker 2: Sonia!
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