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Hour 3 - Jockocracy · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding dong.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three on this Wednesday,
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  Speaker 2: the twenty second day of April. And here in our
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  Speaker 2: number three, we start out with some boob tube news.
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  Speaker 2: How do you see Mike Tomlin working out as an
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  Speaker 2: NFL commentator? He took a job at NBC. I'll be
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  Speaker 2: on the Sunday Night football television package. The former Steeler coach,
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  Speaker 2: also former Foxsports dot Com current NFL commentator Pete Schrager.
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  Speaker 2: Schraggs says that you should avoid picktipping for a better
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  Speaker 2: NFL draft experience. What say you about this argument that
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  Speaker 2: you should stay off the social media implying that somehow
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  Speaker 2: we should put an end to the picktipping. We'll discuss that.
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  Speaker 2: And how much stalk do you put into Shader Sanders
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  Speaker 2: endorsement of the quote new vibe and new energy in
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  Speaker 2: Cleveland with the Monkman Todd as the head coach, all
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  Speaker 2: now here it is Buckle up, buccaroo, It's our number three.
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  Speaker 2: lead this hour from TV Land. We go to TV Land?
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  Speaker 2: Why do we go to TV Land? What's going on there? Well?
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  Speaker 2: The game of musical Chairs has continued. It was leaked
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  Speaker 2: this week the rumor from months ago has become reality
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  Speaker 2: that it is apparently true that Mike Tomlin had a
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  Speaker 2: sweet heart deal lined up. Sweet heart deal lined up.
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  Speaker 2: The reason that he hired an agent that deals in
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  Speaker 2: media is because he has now a media job. Say what,
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  Speaker 2: Tomlin has landed a plum gig. If you have not
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  Speaker 2: heard yet, we have learned that Mike Tomlin is taking
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  Speaker 2: his talents to n B see he'll be the top
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  Speaker 2: studio analyst on the Sunday night pregame show Football Night
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  Speaker 2: in America. Tomlin, who's now fifty four years young, has
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  Speaker 2: been eyed by a bunch of big wigs and TV
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  Speaker 2: for a long time. The two people they wanted were
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  Speaker 2: Sean McVay and Mike Tomlin. They couldn't get either one
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  Speaker 2: of them. Well, now, Tomlin, he quit as coach of
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers, and so he now takes a TV gig
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  Speaker 2: and won a Super Bowl with Bill Cowers players early
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  Speaker 2: on in Pittsburgh and then kept making the playoffs and
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of fading away early on. Tomlin though, tremendously
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  Speaker 2: gifted with the verbage, very good with the verbage. For
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  Speaker 2: Mike Tomlin, He's got the gift of gab for sure.
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  Speaker 2: He's he's ready to go. So that's a good jumping
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  Speaker 2: off point. Let us discuss another jockocracy hire here in television.
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  Speaker 2: So the question, how do you see how do you
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  Speaker 2: see Mike Tomlin working out as an NFL commentator on NBC?
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  Speaker 2: All right, So on this one, I've got booby trap,
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  Speaker 2: burger king, and forklift, and we will combine all of
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  Speaker 2: these things together and we are going to take the
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  Speaker 2: Express elevator to the Moon to the Moon, to the Moon,
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  Speaker 2: to the Moon to the Moon to the Moon. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So first of all, on the surface, I am don't
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  Speaker 2: tell anyone I am pulling for Mike Tomlin. I'm Benny
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  Speaker 2: Brightside on Mike Tomlin. You're so negative, you don't like anything.
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  Speaker 2: I am a fan of Tom. Mike Tomlin for most
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  Speaker 2: of my time, not all of it, not all of it.
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  Speaker 2: Most of my time here at Fox Sports Radio has
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  Speaker 2: given me content on a weekly basis for roughly twenty
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  Speaker 2: to twenty five weeks a year. His weekly presser Insburg
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  Speaker 2: the stuff of legends, and there were always the witty comments.
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  Speaker 2: Week in spring the NFL Draft, there would be something
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  Speaker 2: silly that tom they would say. So I am pulling
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  Speaker 2: for him for real. I would like to see Mike
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  Speaker 2: Tomlin succeed. And Mike Tomlin has the debonair, He's got
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  Speaker 2: the charisma, the likability that he in the multiverse, there
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  Speaker 2: is a dimension where Mike Tomlin ends up reaching the
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  Speaker 2: express elevator all the way up to John Madden level. Now,
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  Speaker 2: you might not know who John Madden is other than
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  Speaker 2: a guy from a video game if you're a younger person,
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  Speaker 2: but John Madden was the gold standard for television commentary
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  Speaker 2: for the NFL. When I was growing up. It was
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  Speaker 2: John Madden and really nobody else, really nobody else. It
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  Speaker 2: was just John Madden. So I'm truly of the mindset
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  Speaker 2: that Tomlin can get to that point. However, I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 2: And the reason I'm concerned, despite pulling for Mike Tomlin
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  Speaker 2: is the ENDBC debut. There's a major hurdle, and it's
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  Speaker 2: every coach and player that goes into broadcasting has this issue.
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  Speaker 2: They're not trained broadcasters. They're amateurs. They didn't study to
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  Speaker 2: become a broadcaster. They've just been given a microphone. They
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  Speaker 2: were allowed to leap frog other people that are trained broadcasters,
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  Speaker 2: called the jockocracy. Howard Cosell, this famous sportscaster, came up
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  Speaker 2: with it many many years ago, forty years ago, the jockocracy.
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  Speaker 2: And he's right. And the problem is you fall into
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  Speaker 2: this booby trap like a guy like Tomlin. It's called
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  Speaker 2: coach speak. It's NonStop. And while Tomlin became a legend
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  Speaker 2: because of what's called the Tomlinisms, the standard is the standard.
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  Speaker 2: Lines like that a cushy studio job at NBC is
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  Speaker 2: the ultimate test for the anti comfort philosophy. It is
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  Speaker 2: my belief that to truly succeed as a former athlete
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  Speaker 2: or a player, you have to be willing to work
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  Speaker 2: blue as we like to say, right to not take
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  Speaker 2: the high road, to take the low road. And one
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  Speaker 2: of the things that Charles Barkley has done, now Barkley
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  Speaker 2: is the standard for X jocks that become bructas. Barkley
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  Speaker 2: is equal parts clown and critic. And people forget the
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  Speaker 2: critical part. That's the most important part, the clown stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody can be a clown that Charles Barkley absolutely unloads
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  Speaker 2: on the biggest stars in the NBA. How many NFL
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  Speaker 2: commentators do that? The answer is not many. Troy Aikman
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  Speaker 2: occasionally will throw a haymaker out and people will go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: look a fall. I can't believe Aikman said that. Well
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  Speaker 2: why did he say that? So this is the legitimate
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  Speaker 2: if this is legitimate, all right, let me phrase it
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  Speaker 2: this way. This is a legitimate career pursuit for Mike Tomlin.
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  Speaker 2: Great is this? I just I'm worried this is going
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  Speaker 2: to be just a paid sabbatical following the treasure map
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  Speaker 2: left behind, a treasure map from his buddy Sean Payton.
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  Speaker 2: And inevitably Tomlin will be coaching the Cowboys or the
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  Speaker 2: Jets or the Buccaneers, and a year from now and
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  Speaker 2: that'll be that now. If Tomlin wants to avoid being
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  Speaker 2: mid like Sean Payton was when he was on Fox,
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  Speaker 2: as Peyton was just kind of hiding out until he
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  Speaker 2: got another job with the Broncos. You cannot be the diplomat.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot be diplomatic, you cannot be the ambassador. Cannot
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  Speaker 2: do it. You can't be great on TV as a
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  Speaker 2: commentator if you refuse to point out suck. You have
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  Speaker 2: to be able to say that sucked, that player was garbage.
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  Speaker 2: You have to say it. You have to otherwise you're
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  Speaker 2: just a pr hack in a nice suit with some
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  Speaker 2: makeup on. Don't be that guy. Now. The good news
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  Speaker 2: for Tomlin. Even if Tomlin is merely just doing this
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  Speaker 2: to get another coaching job, and I think that's the
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  Speaker 2: most likely outcome, he's not going to put blood, sweat
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  Speaker 2: and tears into this because he would rather end up
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  Speaker 2: back on the sidelence. I get that even ten percent
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  Speaker 2: of Mike Tomlin on NBC will be a major upgrade
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  Speaker 2: from Tony Dungee, whose nickname became Melatonin. Melatonin Dungee, you
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  Speaker 2: don't need to take your melatonin today? Why not? Tony
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  Speaker 2: Dungee's on TV? My God, what a snooze. Now that said,
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  Speaker 2: NBC did not hire Mike Tomlin because he's They don't
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  Speaker 2: want Switzerland as an NFL analysts. They would like somebody
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  Speaker 2: who's not neutral polite, because neutral and polite makes you forgettable.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be forgettable. If Tomlin hides behind cliches from sportscliche
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  Speaker 2: dot com and refuses to call out the bad schemes
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  Speaker 2: and the players who are not putting an effort out
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  Speaker 2: there the way they should, then this will not be
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  Speaker 2: must see TV. It will not. It'll be a two
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  Speaker 2: hour monotone documentary. And that's that. And to succeed, to
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  Speaker 2: reach the upper level and to advance further down the board,
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  Speaker 2: you must be unfiltered. You have to shoot from the hip,
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  Speaker 2: and you shoot from the hip, and then you get
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  Speaker 2: a coaching job and he'll say, well, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 2: you rip this guy and you rip that guy, and
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  Speaker 2: so just be prepared to say when you eventually get
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  Speaker 2: a coaching job again. If you're Mike Tomin, well, that
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  Speaker 2: was just what I was supposed to do, and I
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  Speaker 2: was just being tongue in cheek or whatever you have
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  Speaker 2: to say. Now, secondly to the draft itself, and we
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  Speaker 2: are a day away from green Light Gull, longtime pigskin punting.
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  Speaker 2: I actually worked with him at foxsports dot Com back
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  Speaker 2: when I was doing stuff there. Pete Schrager, who's now
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  Speaker 2: at ESPN, he made his yearly sermon to the fan
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  Speaker 2: that would be you and me to put our phones away.
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  Speaker 2: Put your phone away and avoid spoilers. Yeah you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. Yeah? Uh, he said. There there's
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  Speaker 2: nothing more fun, and there's nothing that is They said,
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  Speaker 2: there's no greater reality show, Schreger said, than the NFL draft.
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  Speaker 2: So the question Pete Schreeger making the argument to avoid picktipping,
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  Speaker 2: which is prevalent on social media. To avoid picktipping, he said,
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  Speaker 2: for a better NFL draft experience, just put your phone away.
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  Speaker 2: That's you know, just stay off it. Don't encourage pick tipping.
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  Speaker 2: So what say you? All right? So on this one,
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  Speaker 2: the tone came across from Schreger like, hey, we we
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  Speaker 2: need to stop this. This is a big problem. And
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  Speaker 2: he claimed he's not doing this to shill for his employer.
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  Speaker 2: It just sounds like he's shilling for his employer. It
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  Speaker 2: just sounds like he's shilling for his employer. To that,
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  Speaker 2: I say, fooey I say, fuey, foe phoey is what
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  Speaker 2: I said. Why punish information? And if you don't want spoilers,
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  Speaker 2: if you're not a fan of spoilers, don't look. It's
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  Speaker 2: not that complicated. This is not rocket science. NFL draft
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  Speaker 2: already moves like a bloated infomercial. They made it a
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  Speaker 2: little shorter the first round. This year, they trimmed off
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  Speaker 2: a couple of minutes. It's not going to change much.
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  Speaker 2: The pigs are decided, they're decided many, many minutes before
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  Speaker 2: they're announced on television, and so what we get on
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  Speaker 2: TV is a reheated version of what other people have
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  Speaker 2: known for as long as five or ten minutes. And
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  Speaker 2: now we're supposed to pretend that ignorance is part of
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  Speaker 2: the charm here. It's kind of like banning weather apps.
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  Speaker 2: And then you know, I don't. I just I want
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  Speaker 2: to be surprised by the rain. You should be surprised
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  Speaker 2: by the rain. I want to know when it's gonna ran.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have an umbrella, I'll have a jacket. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: you don't need a weather app. Just let nature take
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  Speaker 2: its course. Well, that's not the right way to do it.
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  Speaker 2: The same logic as the old baseball shift. We made
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  Speaker 2: this argument for years. Nobody listened to us because they
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  Speaker 2: are morons. The argument was rather simple. Baseball had a
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  Speaker 2: problem with the shift, so there was a solution. Bunt right,
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  Speaker 2: they stop doing the shift. If everyone's bunting and getting
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  Speaker 2: on base, they'll stop it. And instead they put a
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  Speaker 2: rule it because God forbid, you just adjust. In the
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  Speaker 2: NFL drafts the same thing. If you don't want spoilers,
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  Speaker 2: stay off your phone. Yeah, that's it. You don't need
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  Speaker 2: a rule. There's no shaming anyone, you know. Instead you're
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  Speaker 2: trying to shame the people or consuming the product that
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  Speaker 2: you need to consume the product the right way, which
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  Speaker 2: is just total nonsense. That's what it sounds like to me,
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  Speaker 2: just total nonsense. It's like this should be like burger king,
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  Speaker 2: have it your way. If you want the spoilers, go
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  Speaker 2: on social media and you'll get every pick minutes in
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  Speaker 2: advance and you can have some fun with that. And instead,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to stay off it, you'll have a
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  Speaker 2: more controlled experience. Pick tipping drives engagement. The NFL is
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  Speaker 2: all about engagement this point. It juices up the conversation,
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  Speaker 2: it gives the draft a little bit more of an
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  Speaker 2: edge in between the many cameos by Roger Goodell for
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  Speaker 2: the first round of the draft and asking people, of
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  Speaker 2: course to avoid their phones in the Year of Our
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  Speaker 2: Lord twenty twenty six place, it's like asking people to
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  Speaker 2: stop breathing. Can you please stop breathing for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of hours? Come on, okay, yes, I will. You know
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  Speaker 2: what we call that dead? We call that dead with
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  Speaker 2: a capital D. Good luck on that, all right, final
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  Speaker 2: phone to the mistake by the Lake we go Cleveland,
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  Speaker 2: and Shader Sanders said, there is a quote new vibe
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  Speaker 2: and quote new energy with the Browns under first year
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  Speaker 2: head coach Todd Mounkin and his staff. Shoulder Sanders giving
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  Speaker 2: a ringing endorsement to the new Brown's head coach question,
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  Speaker 2: how much stalk do you put in? Should ear Sanders
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  Speaker 2: endorsement of the quote new vibe and new energy, the
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  Speaker 2: new vibe and the new energy in Cleveland. So I
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  Speaker 2: put about as much stock in this as, if you're
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  Speaker 2: old enough to remember, there was this thing called America Online.
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  Speaker 2: And I put about as much stock in this as
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  Speaker 2: the dial up version of America Online circa like nineteen
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine, let's go back twenty seven years. I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe it's been twenty seven years. Let's go back twenty
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  Speaker 2: seven years. It's about that. It's about that. Right, you're
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  Speaker 2: waiting for the thing to connect at twenty eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: gigabytes or whatever is good luck. Now Sanders is already
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  Speaker 2: an artisan at least these comments. He's an artisan the
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  Speaker 2: art of saying nothing, the art of saying nothing delivering
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  Speaker 2: the NFL's equivalent of the sun rose today and the
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  Speaker 2: sun will set today. Okay, thank you, thank you for that.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, let's be clear, new energy, which is a
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  Speaker 2: phrase that Shader Sanders used, is not a revelation. It
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  Speaker 2: is merely something that happened because you removed the previous
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  Speaker 2: coaching regime with a literal forklift and dump them into
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  Speaker 2: Lake Erie. Okay, so you of course it's different. It's
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  Speaker 2: rather obvious. Can you imagine if Shoulder Sanders came out
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  Speaker 2: and said, boy, these new coaches aren't as good as
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  Speaker 2: the old coaches. I don't know why we hired this guy.
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  Speaker 2: This guy could not tell you an X from a oh,
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  Speaker 2: and he's picking his nose in the meeting. I don't
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  Speaker 2: get it. I do not get while we hired this guy. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not about a vibe. It's a total purge. The
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  Speaker 2: Browns purged, that's what they did. And so this is
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  Speaker 2: one of those boiler played athlete cliches. We see it
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  Speaker 2: every time a new coach is hired the leftover player.
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  Speaker 2: It's the amateur version of kissing the frog. You're kissing
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  Speaker 2: the ring for the new coach. Everything's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 2: It's the annual Cleveland optimism cycle that burns bright until
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  Speaker 2: right around week two in September and it all goes away.
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  Speaker 2: It all all goes away. And again, what are you
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  Speaker 2: supposed to say? Now it's the same old Browns, the
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  Speaker 2: same old misery. No, and at this point you do wonder,
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  Speaker 2: having done this gig for a while and talked about
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  Speaker 2: these type of stories a year after you you do
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  Speaker 2: wonder how many times the Cleveland reboot we're going to
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  Speaker 2: reboot the system, full system reboot, how many times that
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  Speaker 2: will go on before the hard drive just burns up? Burn,
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  Speaker 2: baby burn? How many times? Is that is this actual advancement?
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  Speaker 2: Are you actually getting better or is it just the
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  Speaker 2: same organization. They just put up a new motivational poster
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  Speaker 2: one of those hokey motivational posters. They just put a
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  Speaker 2: new one up. Eventually, the rank and file, the Hoy
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  Speaker 2: paloy eventually will stop buying the slogans. And they're actually
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  Speaker 2: good at demand that you win something and otherwise we're
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  Speaker 7: Hello hollering James. Yeah yeah, all right, let's say hello
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  Speaker 7: Mike in Tucson. Hello mikey in Tucson.
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  Speaker 6: a pickle, like what do I choose? I totally got it.
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  Speaker 6: There's three of us that I only have two list
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  Speaker 6: bands you get to choose. So I chose my best
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  Speaker 6: My wife is so upset, locked me up the room.
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  Speaker 6: What you would have done? Like it was? It was
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's I mean, you're you're in kind of
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  Speaker 2: you got really it's a tough, but a tough call.
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  Speaker 6: That's fun with her, Like, who are my best friends?
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  Speaker 6: Will we enjoyed it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I understand, I understand. But now you're now you're
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  Speaker 6: So you're thinking you choose the life over the best friends.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I I tried genuinely try to avoid uh awkward situations,
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  Speaker 2: don't care. Whatever it sounds like she cares, So you didn't.
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  Speaker 8: You didn't And I'm sorry, but didn't you promise to
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we went. We was a deaf leopard during last year,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, that is never the vibe though. If she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't like the concert, don't don't you know, well, you're.
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  Speaker 2: You're really damned if you do, in your damnage, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she would probably complain, which sucks, and but she kind
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  Speaker 2: of have to, so you you'd rather have that than
• 30:27
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• 30:28
  Speaker 8: I went to a concert last year and the guy
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  Speaker 8: could tell he was so disinterested.
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  Speaker 3: He was on his game Boy the whole time.
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  Speaker 8: Talking about, those ones with the thingy and the screen
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  Speaker 2: Watch McCall it, yeah, watch mca I got you, Mike, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I got I gotta go. I gotta get somebody to
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  Speaker 2: play this game, all right, thank you?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Let's see who wants to play? Does Poppy want to play?
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  Speaker 2: You want to play the game, Poppy? You want to
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  Speaker 2: play the game? Yes you do, Yes, you want to
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  Speaker 2: play the game.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: Yes, fifty days until the World Cup. Yeah, I'm.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Fifty days.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, guys, and you guys have to wake up early today.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to sell them tickets, but they're too expensive.
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  Speaker 6: We're not going to that World Cup.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going. Yeah, somebody gave me tickets. I
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  Speaker 2: would go otherwise I'm not going. Are here we go?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Question question number one for Poppy and San Diego The
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  Speaker 2: Mets too much or not enough? I gotta getree right
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  Speaker 2: to way. The Mets are the twentieth team in the
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  Speaker 2: modern era to have an eleven game span with zero
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: wins and fewer than twenty runs scored at some point
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: in the year. Is that too much or not enough?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Repeated again, The Mets are the twentieth team in the
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: modern era to have an eleven game span with zero
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: wins and fewer than twenty runs scored at any point
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: in that year. Too much, Let's find out wrong. That's wrong,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: It's not enough. They're actually the thirty third team to
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: accomplish that. Congratulations. Kevin Durant just became the fifth player
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: in NBA history with five thousand career playoff points. Is
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: that too much or not enough? Enough for the Slim Reaper.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Let's find out that is correct. He's the seventh player
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: with that many. Question number three, Marcus Smart is only
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the third player in Laker history with five plus deals
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: in five plus threes in a playoff game. Is that
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: too much or not enough? Poppy? That's too much? I
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: look at that, Poppy. Unbelievable. Too much. He's the first
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: player in Laker history to have done that. One more right,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: you win the game, Poppy. I have to give you
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: a golden ticket, which'll make a lot of the listeners
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: very happy that you'll get You can't I know, you
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: can't use that on your buddy Bernie's show. You can
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: only use that on our show.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: There are four. There are four players so far this
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: MLB season with thirty plus hits and a three point
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: fifty batting average. Is that too much or not enough?
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Not enough?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: All right, let's find out wrong. That's wrong, Poppy, he
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: answers too much. There are only two Andy Piez of
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the Dodgers and some guy named Vladimir Guerrero Junior of
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: the Blue Jays. Questioning more, Come on, guys, Question five, Poppy,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: this is to win the game. Poppy, your stand. Do
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: you understand the immense pressure on this Poppy, do you
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: realize what's on the line here?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I want a golden ticular collaring, James.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: You do let me see, James, James, Are you there, James?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: This guy wants a golden ticket.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: James, you can't help. I hope I get that. Good luck.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: He's your life, he's your lifeline. Here we go, last question.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: There have been twenty Hall of Famers drafted in the
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: third round of the NFL Draft all time. Is that
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: too much or not enough?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: That's too much?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: All right, Poppy says too much. This is to get
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: a golden ticket. This is to get the honor of
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: an award on the show, let's find out wrong, No shuck,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: there have been twenty eight Hall of Famers in the
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: third round. Well, Poppy, will you did you did?
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: We were so close, Poppy, one question away. But the
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: good news is we have a lifetime supply nothing. So
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: if you want nothing, the good news that I'm gonna
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: have to best Thursday, we're gonna say it, all right.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: The good news is, Poppy, that you get a lifetime
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: playing nothing and a round trip to nowhere.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: So congratulations on that you don't get a golden Tike.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: You don't get a gold and take it because you
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: lost the game. Yeah, all right, very good. We're gonna
• 34:54
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if we on this last week, but
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  Speaker 2: Oh how how would that work if they weren't?
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  Speaker 3: Just make sure everyone knows before you know.
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  Speaker 8: No, just you know, communication is really important and spreading
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you. I'll make sure I note that.
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  Speaker 3: No surprise, this is how you navigate love life.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, keep going fer dog rights and he says, for
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: one million dollars, Lorena, one million dollars? Would you you
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: know these are great questions. Would you go on a
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: date with Mike the Leprechaun?
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  Speaker 3: Do I have to interact the whole time?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a date, so you'd be at a restaurant.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: There'd be some small talk there, you eat some appetizers,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: some onion rings.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Dollars though a billion dollars, right, you could fake it
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: for it'd probably be down.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, look at that, Michael Lapregram. If you come up
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: with a million dollars, you're good to go. JT the
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Wingman rights in can be bought from Tennessee. Everyone's got
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: a price, Loren. I am searching for a new cologne
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: to wear to attract the ladies. Do you have any recommendations? Oh, gosh, cologne.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: It's so hard because some people are really sensitive to smells.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you do, you have certain colognes that you like.
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: I used to have boyfriends who would cover themselves in
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: like axe body spray that.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Was very popular in the only two thousands.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: And there was another one who would do like Abercrombie
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: and you could smell them from a mile away.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I just there was a guy that worked here that
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: was a pretty successful college basketball player, has had a
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: long career as a broad ester, and he would come
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: in here. He'd work out at the gym across the
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: street and would be covered in axe body spread like
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: he didn't take a shower.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: It's just not necessary. If you smell bad, just say that.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little it's a little tough, but just a.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Nice little sprits.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: I go to Macy's and I would I would just
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: suggest trying out some things and you know, see what
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: works for your nose.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: All right, This is from Late Night directests. My lady said,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: to celebrate Earth Day, we should plant a tree. I got,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: he says, I got condoms and wondered why she brought
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: out a sapling and a shovel to be planted.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: My guy, all right, I like how your creativity went
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: with that, though.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, let's see what else do we have here.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Let's see page down. You can plant both trees, Michael says.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: If you were Mike says, if you were to go
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: to a Halloween party with someone dressed as one of
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: the village people, would you prefer them to wear the
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: outfit of the cowboy, the indian, the construction worker, the
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: motorcycle cop, or the soldier or the guy wearing leather?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Is that a movie?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: You don't know what the village people are? You've never
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: heard of the village people?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: It's a bann million years ago? Oh no, you've never
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: really you're a young, young pop all right.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: But I'll have to go look that up.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, okay, so you just in general, no no
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: answer on that.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well maybe uh leather?
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: The last one from Mike Day says, well, what would
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: lorraina do? Michael epcom Your handsome boyfriend be good in bed,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: but he snores all night, like James would that?
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: You love it?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But there you go, snore, snore, snore. I think it's
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: a snore. Snore, snore, snorre snorre snore,