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- Taylor Hannah E1: What's your prize today, you ask? A calculator. So next time you come order a drink from me, Alrighty everybody, welcome to this week's episode of People Who Owe Me an Apology, Alrighty, unhinged baddies, that wraps up episode one of Casually Crashing Out. Now I know that all of you are on the edge of your seats wondering So I want to take a moment and Bacon and corned beef hash. I am a sucker for some hefty corned beef hash. All right, Spiral Squad. Taylor Coker: I cannot believe the time is finally here, Spiral Squad. I know you guys have been waiting so patiently, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Because a podcast wouldn't be a podcast without listeners. Y'all are the real MVPs around here. Taylor Hannah E1: who the winner is. talk about something you can figure out how you're to tip appropriately, like a normal human being. serious just for a Just filled with anticipation. ⁓ But before I announce that, I'm gonna give a shout ⁓ out to my husband because he owes apologies daily. And I just think that that that deserves to noted and applauded. Thank you, honey. Thank you. Because crashing out's not rainbows and butterflies, guys. Before we move on, I want to introduce a segment that I'm hoping is going to be around for a while. This one's called Crash Out of the Week. And I feel like that's controversial because I know people who are so for it and so against it. And then I know people who've never heard of it. Taylor Coker: Woohoo! The one and I was gonna say that's me. ⁓ You're so beautiful. It's a shame the audience can't see you because you are just Taylor Hannah E1: I will tell those I cannot thank you enough for listening, tuning in, subscribing, everything you guys have been doing. It does not go unnoticed. that have never heard of it, Taylor Coker: I will assume that most of you already know me or know of me, but for those fortunate souls who just so happen to stumble into this chaotic, unfiltered group chat, it's your lucky day. Taylor Hannah E1: don't judge a book by its cover. If you've never tried it, look past the outside, Alrighty, now to announce our winner. Speaking of nostalgia, do you guys remember those cheese sticks we used to get in school, in elementary school? I've tried to buy them in the store. ⁓ They sell something similar in my grocery store, it's ⁓ it it's it's not the same. Okay. Taylor Coker: Welcome, welcome my Crash Out Queens. I'm Taylor Coker and you're listening to Casually Crashing Out. Taylor Hannah E1: give it a shot. Taylor Coker: I got told I looked like a cruise director, so I don't know. Taylor Hannah E1: roll, it might be a game changer for you. Taylor Coker: Because what better way to get acquainted than a good old fashioned trauma dump? Taylor Hannah E1: ⁓ Okay. Let's talk about stuff. Okay, We talking about that, when you fight with your significant other about something silly, because Hannah and her significant other got into a fight last night about something really silly, I grew up on it. And let me tell you, I I ⁓ I'm a ride or die. And again, that that might be controversial, but I'm a corn beef hash girl. I said it. Taylor Coker: It is a beautiful day here in the state of Kentucky. Taylor Hannah E1: Sometimes it's growth, sometimes it's, you know, a realization. The secret game show where no one knows they're competing, but everyone's got a score to settle with yours truly. This is where you guys come in. Send me your texts, screenshots, stories, group chat meltdowns, and moments that may or may not have gotten a little out of hand. I'll read them, we'll talk about them, and together we'll decide if the crash out was justified. and those are the best crash outs. So I want to go ahead and give you guys a little ⁓ I'll ⁓ Hannah tell the story really quick ⁓ I met with my husband ⁓ and ⁓ I worked all long. ⁓ what lunch I had was croutons leftover fries. OK, I work in the food industry. So like that's what I had. I've eaten croutons and blue cheese for breakfast before. ⁓ So it's it's I was pretty amazing little, know, and like I'm also PMSing right now. pause for perspective, if you will. plus ain't no big Alice, the lunch lady, giving it to me, you know? That's part of the magic. Taylor Coker: well you already you radiate greatness, so I think that's probably what people mean. Cruise directors are pretty great, I always say that she reminds me of the Teletubby son on the ⁓ tell you know, the little baby that comes up that laughs over the hill that just starts the morning off in Teletubby world so much better. Definitely brunch weather. Taylor Hannah E1: You know what? So when you grabbed me yesterday at our event, Hannah grabbed me because we radio people there and she was like, Taylor. It's of what made it special. Thank you to my beautiful bestie Hannah for being my first guest. I love you more than life itself. You are a beautiful human and Contestant number one is ⁓ and you know what else I miss now that I'm now that we're talking about it Of course, perfect. You're starting a podcast. You're going to be on the radio. And I was like, yeah, I am. Just fulfilling dreams, just fulfilling dreams. here, just making dreams come true. Yeah. I went to my boss. was like, I don't know if you know this, but I've actually been on TV before a little channel. I don't know if you've heard of it. It's the Food Network. The Food Network. What she's saying is she's a big deal. Taylor Coker: because therapy is way too expensive. Taylor Hannah E1: I miss those For the last seven, eight years that I've been away from Florida, I have lived in a constant state of not feeling fulfilled, not feeling whole, Okay. This week's submission comes from my friend Candice. And honestly, she came prepared. peanut butter and jelly graham cracker sandwiches we used to get while we were testing because they had to make sure kids ate, which was awesome. I got to have two breakfasts, my little chubby ass ⁓ I was like, anyone not want their c their graham crackers? I'll take it over here. I've been a menace society. It shouldn't be out in public, really, but you know I have to go to work. So I where he's at, and he's at actually a cigar lounge, I walked in, and he like, there's an old pork chop there if you want it. Just the way he described it, I'm like, an ⁓ old pork chop. Taylor Coker: my beautiful best friend. Taylor Hannah E1: Loud, obnoxious, Taylor Coker: You balance me out. Cause if there's somebody like they're like, you don't need to be the son right now, Hannah. That person's being mean. I'm like, got it, got it. Thanks. Stay. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. Hannah, you don't have to be nice to everybody. No, Hannah, you don't have to give that homeless person a ride home just because it's a pedophile, Hannah. Taylor Hannah E1: There's no one I'd rather crush out with, honestly. I was almost feeling like I was on a detour. Like I always meant to go back home to Florida. Carnival eats? And they actually got the guy that made it is a fantastic cook. And like if you'd like, I barely want a new pork chop, honestly. But like if he had led with hey, it's his pork chops. I would have been like, great. when you say ⁓ old, he refuses admit that's the way he described it. But that's how probably that pork chop for himself. I think so. ⁓ But I was just yeah, for a very long time and didn't eat because I love nostalgia. ⁓ and that was just my mindset. were gonna get back to Florida. It was just a matter of time. let me set the scene for you. So I don't know what year it was, but it was quite a while when I lived back in Florida and I was at the Florida State Fair and there were these cameramen. And by the way, I was also going through a time, a period of time, I was telling everyone I'm meant to be famous. Like I'm supposed to be famous. I'm living the wrong life. She writes, Crash Out of the Week. My nail roll canceled on me twice in two days and I have my daughter's graduation party tomorrow because she was having a quote unquote bad morning and today her anxiety is bad. Nostalgia is truly the root of happiness for me right now. And I think most, I would say most adults, I mean, you get happiness from ⁓ either things from your past or being reminded of things of your past, happy thoughts, obviously, Taylor Coker: a mimosa with a side of bacon would slap so hard right now. Taylor Hannah E1: Recently, me and Jason had some pretty serious talks about where we wanted to end up long term. And we started throwing other options out there for the first time in forever. And we were kind of treating this last trip to Florida as a test to see like where our heads were at. Maybe if you have crippling anxiety or entreated, working with the public may not be the best route. She knows I have a special event tomorrow, also. ⁓ wanting to pass experiences down your If you have children Who wants an old pork chop that's been sitting out? No one. No one. But if they had said it's said person's pork chop that he made, I would have like if it's three days old, I'd probably going to eat it. Yeah. It's delicious. I would have eaten it molding in the back of my car. Well, I like I went on that tangent after I like found out about it. And he was like, ⁓ you're being so dramatic. ⁓ And then the guy that made them walked in. ⁓ Taylor Coker: that's all I need in life, really. ⁓ We go to all inclusive resorts and Taylor Hannah E1: Okay. Now before anyone comes for Candace, let's be honest. Getting canceled on twice before a special event, that is annoying. I don't care who you are. You've already planned the outfit. I don't know what it but I went through a whole period of time. So we saw these people ⁓ the fair and I was like, this is my moment. going to be on TV. This is how I'm going to be discovered on carnival eats on the Food Network at the estate fair. you want to in that. We go down there and just the first few days we're down there. mindset of happiness and nostalgia. And I actually was talking to a friend of mine recently and she was telling me the way she was raising her child and she had said, Taylor Coker: They have this huge buffet line it's usually like breakfast. You can go in there and just get what you want. And I love that because ⁓ just load my plate up with bacon ⁓ I just get a mimosa and my day's ready. I'm ready. Taylor Hannah E1: it wasn't the same. know, normally we go down there, we go to Orlando, you know, we go to Disney, And you know what's so funny? I got filmed with this guy that I was with and I'm pretty sure they only picked us because he was Indian and they were like trying to you know, be diverse of who they picked. So they called us over to do this and we filmed and I was so excited and I was telling everyone like ⁓ I was on the anyways, it got released. They used And she better get her kids under control because I'm about to ⁓ lose my shit. this scene happened in front of him. ⁓ But I was like, the beach. We always to make a vacation out of it, right? I'm giving her a 90s childhood. I want to raise her in a 90s childhood And I was like, ⁓ my gosh, that's incredible. She was telling me they ride their bikes everywhere. she had watched Life Size, the movie Life Size with Tyra Banks in it. ⁓ You've already pictured the nails. You've probably already told people you're getting your nails done. And now you're scrambling the last minute. ⁓ Neno. Taylor Coker: Yeah. Cruise director, you're hot, girl. You're hot. I have hot best friends. I'm lucky. It would honestly suck to have ugly friends because then I would have to lie to them. Yeah. ⁓ So question. Taylor Hannah E1: Introducing people who lack grocery store etiquette. Taylor Coker: There ain't no morning like a bacon morning. There ain't no breakfast like a bacon breakfast, okay? Taylor Hannah E1: Sis, why are you bringing your husband and your 10 kids to ⁓ my Target trip? It's rare that we stay like right in our old town together. I we didn't, I mean, I never like a feeling of, ⁓ God, I miss this. I just kept having weird, icky feelings everywhere we drove, like, ⁓ God, I don't miss this, ⁓ And can you believe that my husband, like he said old pork chop? No, I didn't say old pork chop. I'd be irritated too. Taylor Coker: I can't tell you the science, I don't understand it, but a mimosa with a side of bacon will make your whole day start off a hundred times better So next time you start off grumpy, Taylor Hannah E1: Look at me. I've got a coffee in my hand, Taylor Coker: Like when your girlfriend like is like, Am I looking good? Like you were a hundred percent honest with them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I I'm very lucky that I have hot friends. That when my friends do look good. Taylor Hannah E1: headphones in. Does it look like I'm sick of this and got it. I'm leaving. Flip down. I'm like, what? I'm ready to ⁓ play dodgeball with your children I'll take beefy broke ass Brandon for five hundred, Alex. ⁓ seconds of my clip and they used like a minute of his clip. they barely used any of my clip and it really, it really did something to me. It shattered my dreams that day. was like, was I not good enough? Was I not good enough? I'm 90 % sure that's where Jennifer Lawrence was discovered. On the Food Network. Carnival Eats. ⁓ on aisle five? No. ⁓ I was like, that is amazing. I don't have children, but I do have a fur baby. And Taylor Coker: I have a hard time. Like if somebody they're like this is the and if it looks horrible. Say it just it's not for them. Not that they're not pretty in it, but it's not for them. They're like, Does this look good? I'm like, ⁓ like ⁓ Taylor Hannah E1: the trip just it stayed like that I don't get it. I don't get it. My husband, you would never catch my husband at the grocery store with me. Ever. ⁓ I even send him to the grocery store alone. ⁓ My embarrassment of how he would act without me it gets me mortified thinking about it. So I would never bring him with me. the whole time. what if I went around and told everybody, I'm raising my dog in a nineties childhood. I'm giving her a nineties childhood. ⁓ I start putting her in like bucket hats. ⁓ not saying I didn't have a good time, but Taylor Coker: go get yourself a mimosa. Taylor Hannah E1: he was being he was being dramatic and I know what PMSing and I was like, whoa. And his face, the guy that made the pork chops is like, whoa, ⁓ you know, over a pork chop. And I'm like. Taylor Coker: and some bacon and Taylor Hannah E1: ⁓ and then I ended up getting very sick, Taylor Coker: Tell me your whole day didn't just... all your problems gone. Taylor Hannah E1: I say that with love, honey, but I'd have to change her name to like what's a nineties name? Now I'm embarrassed because all these eyes are on me in this lounge about a pork chop. I'm like, well, guess I'm leaving now like center stage for... And my feelings are hurt because I'm like, this is not who he is. we're not arguing about pork chops all the time. ⁓ like, I don't know what was happening that day like... So the point, ⁓ so the point of that wonderfully described story. I'm just being honest. My my job is to be honest. Taylor Coker: say in the nicest, most sweetest kind of way though. I'm like, you look beautiful, but it's not You look gorgeous in everything. That's what you say. Yeah. You look gorgeous in absolutely everything you could ever wear every every day of your life, okay? You could get a hundred pounds and you would still be the most beautiful girl on the planet, okay? Yeah, because I'm like ⁓ this shirt is not doing it for you. Yeah. Yeah. So you know what I ⁓ Maybe another color. Blue. Let's try something else. ⁓ How are you doing today? Taylor Hannah E1: we were laid up in an for days, ⁓ couldn't go anywhere, and Candace, my girly girlfriend. ⁓ ⁓ I have had this same exact crash out, except it was before my wedding. I remember stepping outside and just wanting some fresh air and it just being the air being so dense and hot and humid. And I feel like I couldn't catch my breath. And for the first time ⁓ ever, Like I missed home as in What would we call you, Zoe? ⁓ was that it's never about the pork chop. No, no, but we acted like I killed his pride. By saying like old pork chop. That's how you described it, though. Like, like, how dare you? I would never call this pork chop old. Taylor Coker: Mental health check. That's what the most one of the most important things. ⁓ I'm all right. I'm all right. ⁓ scale of one to ten. Mm-hmm. Like a solid six. I just have a lot going on, that I'm trying to keep track of. Sixes. Yeah. ⁓ I I would if I was like just saying today, today was probably I just worked a lot. So today was probably like a seven. ⁓ But the whole it was probably like a hard four and a half or five. ⁓ Taylor Hannah E1: You're supposed to enjoy your wedding. Yeah, it that that wasn't my experience whatsoever. If I ever get married again, we're it's it's it's gonna be a destination wedding for sure. I digress. So And that was kind of a realization for me because Florida's always been home, but you know, now Kentucky is home. And I'm realizing, you know, while I was laid up in that Airbnb, hugging a toilet, sleeping on the bathroom floor for two days, that the same bullshit is gonna follow you no matter where you go. I don't know what happened, but my nails ⁓ were a and then I spiral Because I am PMSing and like maybe I was, did I come in hinge? Taylor Coker: ⁓ It's been a rough week. It's been a week. I like it's been a really long, rough week, but ⁓ will this coming weekend we're gonna we're going on vacation. the stress of traveling alone, you already know how that goes. Like getting everything ready, ⁓ and my husband is a known procrastinator when it comes to stuff like this. Taylor Hannah E1: I wouldn't say atrocious, but definitely not what I wanted. And I cried for like two days afterward. So I'm not really the person to be telling Candace she's overreacting about her nails, is what I'm saying. But I will say that I hope your your daughter's graduation was I love that. I love that for you. I hope that it was a ⁓ beautiful time, no matter the nail situation. I'm sure looked gorge. It's the same, it's the same we could we could call you Zoe Spice. Zoe Spice. Like the Spice Girls. ⁓ I miss them. I was thinking about them. Randomly. I don't really know why. But that's a that's another huge part of my childhood right there. someone asked me recently, shit, literally, ⁓ not to be too graphic, same shit. Different area code. You know, it's it's gonna follow you. problems aren't gonna go away. Your life isn't gonna magically change just because you move. And for so long I felt like I was gonna be fulfilled if I just move back to Florida. Taylor Coker: the day of traveling's gonna be so stressful. We're just gonna yell at each other the whole time. It's a really fun little game we play. And I'm like, Travis, why are you grabbing a trash bag to pack in right now? What are you doing? Because that's him, Les Men. Tell me ⁓ now. I'm In the garage. Favorite spiderweb. So it's like, we're we're I don't have any clean clothes to pack. And I'm like, we're waiting till ⁓ an hour before we leave for Florida? Taylor Hannah E1: But lately I've been feeling like if I were to move back there, it would feel like I'm moving backwards and not moving forwards. And I feel like me realizing that is a big deal. Maybe not to you guys, but to me, knowing that Maybe I have a bigger plan, a bigger path. Contestant number two is sweet, charming, and actually my favorite person in the whole world, my sweet little angel baby nephew, Ryder. ⁓ Taylor Coker: I don't have any bathing suits. We need to go to the mall. I'm like, ⁓ well we leave in thirty minutes, so we we can't do that right now. We'll get the bathing suits so we can get there. ⁓ my god. The high priced bathing suits. Taylor Hannah E1: And there's a reason that I'm here. Anyways, I know that was kind of random, but I just felt like maybe someone needed to hear it. So yeah, it's what's been on my mind. if I remembered a show that was on when we were kids called Bug Juice. I don't know you guys remember that show, but it was ⁓ as much as I love this distinguished little gentleman, that doesn't negate the fact that he got me, Jason, and Jalen ⁓ all sick show about campgoers and or counselors. ⁓ but I would get weirdly obsessed with shows that I would watch. ⁓ ⁓ And I ⁓ on vacation. So that sucks. I love him and I would never tell him that, but That little snotty nose, I'm just kidding. He's he's The love of my life. He is not a snotty nose. Actually, I don't think I've ever seen his nose running. That sweet little perfect angel does ever have a runny nose. He's seriously the best. Would become obsessed with like certain characters of the show. And these were like real kids, like real child campgoers. And I would like research them and learn everything about them because I was a weirdo. And ⁓ obviously I would think untreated, some type of not treated mental issue. Back in the day, my mom was just like, She's weird. Sorry, she's a weird kid. Just you know what? Forget it. You're excused. I'll get sick for you any day, buddy. And last but not least, he's beefy, he's thirsty, and he's probably on a Facebook dating. app while scrolling on Tinder ⁓ while a hinge date as we speak. ⁓ yeah, so when she brought it up, she was like, Did you ever watch that show Bug And I was like, girl, do you remember ⁓ ladies and gentlemen, welcome. None other than The douchebag that stiffs on his bar tab. So so and so so and so and so. And do you know that so and so got kicked out for so and so? And do you remember that so and so I mean, I just like she was like, ⁓ my god, Taylor. Like I was just asking if you remembered the show. ⁓ I was very obsessed. I actually I want to start a petition I can't. I can't. We're grown people. We're grown. It's two thousand twenty six. What are we doing? What are we doing? me and Jason got in our little tiff this morning. We won't go too far into it, but it wasn't even about what we were arguing about. It's just something else that's going on and it builds up. ⁓ It could not even be about each other. It's like something totally separate, but. Like, if I'm paying for Disney Plus, I should have access to the old bug juice. I'm just saying. I'm a paying customer, and a lot of our the paying customers are parents of these kids that are watching these shows. I don't even have kids and I'm paying for Disney Plus because I of the nostalgia. And I want the old bug juice back on there. That's all I'm gonna say about it. because I think I'm going off on a tangent and I tend to do that. So We're gonna move forward. I don't really have much else to say beyond that because it speaks for itself. But I do want to add that if you're the female that's on this date with him, that rode passenger side with him on this date It builds up on both ends and if you don't let it out somehow or it just it comes out at each other. There you are yelling at each other about nothing you're fighting. Yeah, and you are watching him leave a big fat zero after he just bought you guys two margaritas, a rum runner, ⁓ wanted to try three beers, asking for three sides of ranch. I don't even ⁓ know why. ⁓ you ⁓ I want to introduce to you guys someone who is so important to me go home. your eyes twitching. They're like that poor girl. It just yells at her over pork chops. ⁓ He doesn't let eat. on so many levels. She is the yin to my yang. is the sun to my moon. She ⁓ is the other piece of me, my twin flame, the And willingly Fornicate with this man? You're a hoe, sis. You're a hoe. You're a hoe, your mom's a hoe, 'cause it takes a hoe to raise a hoe. That's what I say. puzzle piece that I never knew was missing. ⁓ And I that sounds so dramatic, but I'm not kidding, guys. This is I love her. ⁓ Hannah Banana. Taylor Coker: Did you enjoy your mother's day? ⁓ we I I mean I did. We went to a Mexican restaurant 'cause in my mind my husband wanted to me out and I was like the Mexican joints won't be as packed. It was like Have you ever done something have you ever done something embarrassing ⁓ and it's more embarrassing when you do it in private than like around people? Like have you ever been walking in a hallway or something, like alone, there's no one in the hallway ⁓ and like you fall. you know, a sit down restaurant, I guess. we go in ⁓ and we sit down and it was very dirty on the inside, but I just 'cause we we got there about two PM. So I just took it as, know, they just got a rush or We got a rush right after ⁓ Normally you're like, ⁓ I'm okay, don't worry, you know, but there's no one in the hallway. So you I feel like I do that all the time. But you trip in the hallway all the time. Yeah, I mean I do, but like I feel like it's I'm pretty embarrassing regardless if somebody's around or not. you know what I mean? Like one time I was walking on my wedding day, and this is a true story, the rehearsal dinner, you know, where the back banquet room. I was walking up the other side church let out. They got Mother's Day. Mother's Day, like no sweat. I didn't think anything about it. I've been there, so I was whatever. and then I see two people walk like workers walk out the front, all mad. And I was like, well, they're switching shifts. And I was wearing this long, dress, And ⁓ I tripped and tumbled in my dress and heels. I rolled the way down. Okay. Jason's brother was sitting right there but they're like throwing their hands up and then I see like three or four or more people exit out the other side that clearly were workers. You're like witnessing a soap opera. ⁓ And they're like flipping off the building and I was like, What is happening? Dinner and ⁓ a show. Dinner and a Well we had already put in our food order. was like, ⁓ my God, are you okay? And I was like, I was just making sure you were on toes. And I was obviously. Taylor Hannah E1: If you come to this household, just expect to get yelled at. Just so you guys know. Yeah, I've made Hannah also expect to get served shitty drinks because I've made Hannah three drinks. Mind you, I'm a bartender for a living. I've made her three drinks since she's been here and everyone has tasted like complete ass. First one tasted like sunscreen in a good way, I guess. I said that. I said that tastes like sunscreen in a good way. Taylor Coker: I had been of course, it's your rehearsal dinner night. I was drinking, but it was just so embarrassing. ⁓ what an impression I probably made. Like, God, he's marrying this drunk Like I was like I felt no one thought that I I mean I ⁓ I was very embarrassed. I'm the most cheesy human on a planet. do you mean? I do this daily. You're like, did you happen to my burrito in before everyone? ⁓ My Margarita, maybe. But ⁓ she and said it was just her and the poor little cook the back. There's just like one person. Yeah. Taylor Hannah E1: that one is. Mostly tequila. But I figured you'd probably... a goblet of tequila in front of me, guys. We'll let her like class it up. With beer salt on the rim. Lime beer salt. Taylor Coker: I think one thing about me and Hannah is we're both quirky, but our quirkiness is different. Hannah's very quirky, like very she's very polite and very polished. And I think my quirkiness is I'm not. So we get along because of our quirkiness, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Don't you feel like that's true? ⁓ I guess that's maybe that's what impressions are of us is what I would say. You definitely give a more polished impression. I'm like, it's okay, you know, I'm in the industry she comes back our ⁓ margaritas, which Taylor Hannah E1: But it's zero sugar. She's thrown an umbrella in there just to... Yeah. My drink's actually pretty good. Taylor Coker: It was straight tequila and then a skewer of gummy bears. I didn't quite understand that. Just like I like it. you're very, I just think you're very articulate. ⁓ Nobody wants to know fun fact about a crocodile right now. We're having a meeting. And my husband, who's never been in the industry, is reacting like, What is this? You know, like flipping out, trying to get him to calm down. Yeah. He's like, Don't worry about it. Once back, like we'll take care of it. You're like, you don't have any idea what's going on right now. We are in the middle of a fucking shitstorm. ⁓ Yeah. Hannah knows fun facts about everything. I'm like, we used to work a bourbon bar and people would come and sit down and I'd be like, before you start talking to me, I'm gonna grab someone that knows a lot more about this stuff behind me and Hannah would just, you know, moonwalk in like, ⁓ Hey. Funny fact about Larseny. ⁓ ⁓ you know. It speaks for its I'm not gonna get into Yes, tell me, you gotta We're lucky we're lucky to have tequila in front of us for this right now. Yeah, like just drink the tequila straight. When you told me that about the gummy bears, I was a little bit like thrown off. But then I remember didn't we like drink a margarita out of a bathtub there? Like a mini bathtub. They do like weird things with their bartender. I wanna know he was a tax agent he would confiscate the best of the best of the bourbon. brings the drink back. There's like a there's a shrimp cocktail in your Yeah, like I'm trying to make me happy. ⁓ And I appreciated that she was just trying, you know, like to make things ⁓ better for but I so bad. Happy Mother's Day Yeah. And Larceny comes from the word that he got the best of the best and made a master bill out of the best bourbons from different distilleries. And that's what he used as his recipe. And it was brilliant that's brilliant to be quite honest. Taylor Hannah E1: why am I like this? I am. like this. ⁓ So, you know, like when I thought like ⁓ we were getting attacked by the Russians earlier in your house because there was a huge bang, just so you guys know, ⁓ in their house. And it's actually Taylor Coker: You were in the trenches. ⁓ She she brought the food and the actually was very good. That one little thing. Did you get it there? We didn't have waters, we didn't have anything. Besides your margaritas. Besides the mar so where we were sitting, straight tequila with gummy bears margaritas. And meanwhile, my kids trying to eat the gummy bears ⁓ that have been dounced in the tequila. And I'm like, I having to slap his hands every five minutes. That's not what they're for. I know it's candy. I know it's confusing. You can't eat them. Taylor Hannah E1: like their washing machine just went a little crazy for a minute. ⁓ But then I like spiraled in my head for a second. This is what I do. And I don't know why I'm like this, but if the Russians did attack, what would I do? And then you know that commercial ⁓ on the radio like, ⁓ where's the bucket? like, where's the bucket bag? When where we meet in case of emergency and all the whole family has different places ⁓ at Joe's house. ⁓ Taylor Coker: You're literally just like an encyclopedia. Well, I read the label on that one. ⁓ You go home and her wall is just burgling as Isn't ⁓ that really marketing? ⁓ yeah. No, people loved it. They ate it up. She's like, Taylor, all you have to do is learn five facts about like five bourbons. and then just sell those five bourbons. And I still couldn't do it. ⁓ I was like, ⁓ bourbon? Yeah. ⁓ well, ⁓ a lot people it. ⁓ ⁓ as people are like, are the guys freaking out next to us about his beans touching his plate? Like Is that what's important to you right now? I was just amazed because he heard he saw what was going on. was like, can't you do your F N job? Taylor Hannah E1: ⁓ and they're like, what is a bug bag or whatever? Like, I have none of those things. And I feel like I failed as a parent because I have no in case of emergency plan. Hannah, you are preaching to the wrong choir ⁓ because I have I don't even know a bug out bag is. ⁓ Taylor Coker: I just said was I don't like beans, and here's beans on my plate. I just thought like what an a-hole. Yeah, I'm drinking my just straight tequila over here, sir. Eat the beans. ⁓ if I can let my son eat tequila soaked gummy bears. I did not. Taylor Hannah E1: Correction. Sorry, my husband knows what all this is. And this is just how our relationship works. clear that you didn't actually hear this commercial I'm talking about that's on the radio because they just they're like a fuck out bag is a bag filled with stuff in case of emergency. ⁓ OK. That's great. Flashlights and like, yeah, I don't know what else is in there besides flashlights, but batteries. It's just like 20 flashlights. Licker. Taylor Coker: Just so the world knows that N CPS doesn't come take my kids. I did not let him eat these gummy bears. But mean he was ⁓ definitely out. Yeah. Chill out, sir. There's a lot more important things in this world. Taylor Hannah E1: I'll right now, I buggered back, me with liquor in it, because if things are happening like that, at least I've got some liquor. In case of a, you get a big cut, you know, like there you go, like you're cleaned up. First of all, if there's some shit going down, bomb. The first thing I'm going to need is a stiff drink to really sit back and evaluate like, what the fuck are we going to do? This was not on my 2026 bingo card. Why am I like this? That I don't even have a plan. I don't have a plan either. You know, my plan would be I would call Hannah. can't. The Russians are attacking. What are you doing if the Russians are attacking? Regardless of where I am, I know my husband's going to come get me. Taylor Coker: And I'm gonna this and can clip it out if it's total but n ⁓ none of the people that were working were Mexican. they're none of them. They're all ⁓ That's stayed. Which is odd at a Mexican restaurant. I know. That's why I was like, What happened here? Taylor Hannah E1: Yeah, he is. He's got a plan. It might not be a great one. He's got a machete. He's ready. Yeah. My and I know, unfortunately, probably headed to the woods. I don't I don't know that plan after that. But for for whatever reason, we're going to head to the woods. Yeah. Well, the good news is that ⁓ we where we live, we live near woods. Yeah. So I don't know why we're heading to the woods. I guess. Yeah, we live. We live in a very rural area. I also want to say that. If the Russians were attacking, feel like Ashland, Kentucky's like not really on there. they're they're not like targeting us. We got five Chinese restaurants. ⁓ What are you talking about, ⁓ Two movie theaters, two. All Mexican restaurants. Taylor Coker: ⁓ I have a lot of embarrassing moments but most of the time they're in front of a lot of people that I embarrass myself. There was this one time I did the Charleston in front of a whole group. ⁓ yeah. During Derby Day. I don't even think she realized she did it until the next morning. No, I sure didn't, but I nailed it. ⁓ We went out for Derby Day. Me and went out to this restaurant. We were like, yeah, girls night out and then we went to this Italian restaurant and got really drunk off martinis and red wine and then showed up at the bar where our husbands were afterwards. Taylor Hannah E1: Mexican restaurants here, they thrive. They're all over this area. Taylor Coker: It was like six PM, mind you. Yeah, it was so early. Hannah drank a lot. 'Cause the the derby s is over at like seven fifteen. Yeah. Taylor Hannah E1: I mean, regardless of what food it is, if you just slap some queso on there, every good all Mexican food is good. Yeah, there's you're right. Like it's hard to mess up Mexican food. Remember the restaurant that was like a served gator and like, ⁓ like a hot minute and went out of business. It was like night secret nightclub at night. Yeah. You don't remember that. We sang karaoke there one time and turned into a nightclub at night. Are you talking about? was underground. Yes. So it's a it's a Mexican place. ⁓ yeah. Taylor Coker: I have video proof that night Lots of it. Taylor Hannah E1: We walked in there to order lunch one day because our friend had said they had like a restaurant there. ⁓ New Orleans. lot was it? Yes, I think at night ⁓ ⁓ Yeah. And his menu Taylor Coker: join my Patreon. ⁓ Join my Patreon, guys. And you can see footage of Hannah doing the Charleston with Merle. ⁓ And if you pay an extra two dollars month, she might be topless. ⁓ Or Merle. ⁓ Taylor Hannah E1: was written on like a whiteboard and like there was no tape. It was just kind of an odd. I thought. Yeah. I don't really know what was going on. The food probably would have been very good if it just the blinds at night. ⁓ Taylor Coker: One of them may or may not be topless. Taylor Hannah E1: Yeah, it was just random that they were like, it's a nightclub slash gator place. Yeah, Like the threw me. ⁓ Yeah. How like? Well, that's definitely a niche. That's definitely a niche category. It probably was like two people that own the place and they're like, I want to open a nightclub. ⁓ I to order it. It was one person and I know who it was, but he. Taylor Coker: Probably him. I love Merle. Taylor Hannah E1: I think what happened is he got taken advantage of, like he had people that he knew that came in and honestly were probably trying to sell things out of that place to make extra whatever it was that the case may be. But yeah, it ended up turning into Mexican. It wasn't even just like a nightclub. was like yeah, it was scary there at night. It was like was like a brothel. I feel like more so like Gator. I'm just saying. ⁓ Taylor Coker: What heck? What the heck? What the heck? love you, You'll never listen to this podcast. No, you won't. But I love you so much. I do too. Yeah. ⁓ shout out to Merle. Yeah. Wait out, Merle. Wait a not let a girl hang when she's ready to do the Charleston bar. Merle Charleston it down with you. I know he did. Yeah, I know he did. Taylor Hannah E1: She said it smelled like Gator. It's a Gator smelling brothel. It's gross. ⁓ I'm sorry, ⁓ And you why it didn't work. That's what I mean. They're so surprised that it got shut down. Pick Pick one lane. ⁓ I was how it was still around. Taylor Coker: He also got a little handsy, but I I I really feel like he was innocent. ⁓ you know what? Yeah. he yeah, he shot he shooting a shot. He did. Why not? You know? and was like, I'm going to come back to Can Canada tomorrow. Hey ⁓ What the heck? He was like si 'cause he worked sixty days on, like sixty days off, didn't he? Yeah, and he re he ⁓ was he going back to Canada? He's retired now. He's retired now. He was like Yeah. That's literally what he sounds like too. What the heck? Heck guys. I feel like Canadian people probably do like to drink a lot. Have you watched a co ⁓ the hockey game? Yes, they like to drink. My best Canadian. and she does like to drink. So shout out Liz. I love Canadians. Yes, I just want to say Solision is the best. Thank you for her and for Justin Bieber. Shennai Twain. I love Trailer Park Boys. Hardcore fan. Yeah. ⁓