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NOEL MILLER | Son of a Boy Dad #170 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Yeah, already, welcome back to the area stupid alrighty, welcome
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  Speaker 4: back to the son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today,
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  Speaker 4: we are joined by Noel Miller's Everybody. So, Bro, how's
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  Speaker 4: it going. It's good, dude, Yeah, this is this is
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  Speaker 4: not what I'm used to. Why this feels like all
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  Speaker 4: over you. Yeah, it's like a lot of folks. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not used to this many people. But it's cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I dig it. Yeah it should be. It's a good time.
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  Speaker 8: I have to say, I have to say this is
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  Speaker 8: very cool one seeing you here now, Oh yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, you got to give context to that because
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  Speaker 1: you basically started SaaS is not only stand up career,
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  Speaker 1: but his entire career. I don't want to say responsible
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  Speaker 1: for all his all his successes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to say I started it, but SaaS.
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  Speaker 8: So this is actually really funny story because I use
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  Speaker 8: SaaS is just like a Twitter personality, and you're young,
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  Speaker 8: but you also have an old face kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of like you should hear his like heart tests.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just going over his lifestyle. Yeah, as
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  Speaker 2: old as it gets.
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  Speaker 1: His lippids are crazy.
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  Speaker 8: He's white age, but so he kind of an old face,
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  Speaker 8: and so I didn't think he was a teenager, right,
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  Speaker 8: So I just like I followed him.
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  Speaker 2: I retweet him. I talked to him, what's up, bro?
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  Speaker 2: This isn't that.
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  Speaker 8: So then we had a show and I invite him
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  Speaker 8: out and he's like, hey, can I get in? I'm
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  Speaker 8: only seventeen or something, and I'm like, you're a kid.
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  Speaker 2: So then I'm thinking, like, am I on a list?
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  Speaker 8: Then so then he, uh, you know, we like kind
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  Speaker 8: of stayed in contact and then Sas tells.
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  Speaker 2: Me he DMS me.
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  Speaker 8: He's like, man, I got offered to work at barstool.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if I should do it. I said,
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  Speaker 8: do it?
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  Speaker 2: Man, like New York.
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  Speaker 8: You want to do comedy, right, He's like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 8: want to try stand up and like that's the place
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  Speaker 8: to go. If if I was your age and there's
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  Speaker 8: something I could have changed, I would have gone and
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  Speaker 8: did that. And so he came here and look what
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  Speaker 8: the fuck happened?
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  Speaker 2: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I totally forgot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I did I hit you up when I got the
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  Speaker 4: when I got the offer, yeah, because I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if this is the right move.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hit up a lot of people or were
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  Speaker 1: you just like this is mine.
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  Speaker 4: He's the only person I really knew that was successful.
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  Speaker 1: So that's love. What did you see from sas Like
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  Speaker 1: what do you remember what tweets what or what he
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  Speaker 1: was talking about or like what was the It was
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I just thought for him to be like as young
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  Speaker 8: as he was and just like framing his thoughts in
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  Speaker 8: that way.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, and he told me I.
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  Speaker 8: Want to try stand up and I want to write,
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  Speaker 8: I want to do sketch. I already had the mind
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  Speaker 8: for it, so yeah, I just thought it's a no brainer.
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  Speaker 8: It'd be a huge miss if he didn't take it
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  Speaker 8: and went elsewhere and they just dreamed about it for you.
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  Speaker 1: Right, if he like went to college and got like a.
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  Speaker 8: Job or yeah, yeah, just to be a you know,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know, just.
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  Speaker 4: To be like what I was going to do, probably nothing,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, imagine I was a project manager being like, you know,
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  Speaker 8: I had this tweet the.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking bang.
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  Speaker 1: A thousand likes? Yeah you even know what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: that's like?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know the power I have with my fingertips.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man.
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  Speaker 8: So then I you know, then you came here, and
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  Speaker 8: you know, the barstool audience was like, I can't wait
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  Speaker 8: for this kid to kill himself.
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  Speaker 1: They hated him for a minute.
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  Speaker 8: Man will help him die, That's what they used to say,
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  Speaker 8: will help him die.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It was like, I remember the worst comments, the ones
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  Speaker 4: that you saways get to me to be like, should
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  Speaker 4: have stayed in college? And I was like, fuck, I
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  Speaker 4: should have.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely should have.
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  Speaker 4: That was because I didn't realize how fucking ruthless the
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  Speaker 4: blog commenters are.
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  Speaker 1: Especially Yeah, the people on the blog.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, they're gonna, yeah, they're probably gonna love me.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny that they get They get you both ways,
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  Speaker 2: because the one comment I ever always get is this
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  Speaker 2: guy went, you know, to college and now he works
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  Speaker 2: at barstool at a waste of your parents' tuition money.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And you said college when you meant to say Harvard.
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  Speaker 1: That was a software No.
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  Speaker 2: I meant to say it so that you could then
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  Speaker 2: insert the clarification and I'd be like, oh, was that
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  Speaker 2: speaking like this? You definitely should have stayed a great lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: I'll kill myself. I would kill myself on your recommendation.
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  Speaker 1: The blog commenters are the nastiest, though, and they still are.
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  Speaker 1: At first, you want to go and get your validation
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  Speaker 1: from them, and I've learned to kind of back away,
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  Speaker 1: and then I thought that they would have matured as
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  Speaker 1: I've matured along the way, But they're still just the same.
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  Speaker 1: And I wonder if it's like guys getting older and
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  Speaker 1: they're grounding themselves by still just being really nasty, or
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  Speaker 1: is it a new class of like the same.
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  Speaker 4: Dudes and they're like, like they're the worst haters. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: they're the best haters technically I've ever seen in my
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  Speaker 4: entire brilliant Yeah, like they really know what they're doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they could make you. They'll they'll take something you don't
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  Speaker 4: even know you were insecure about. I didn't point that out.
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  Speaker 8: And the thing, I don't even think a young person
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  Speaker 8: could swim in those waters because I would, like, I'd
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  Speaker 8: be afraid to try and hate as much as those guys.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they're grizzle vets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, feel like the young I feel like the kids
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  Speaker 4: nowadays are hating way more than anyone else. Ahead you think, dude.
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  Speaker 4: On Instagram, Yeah, Instagram, it's like there'll be a girl
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  Speaker 4: who just be like, get ready with me in the morning,
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  Speaker 4: and then the comments are like OnlyFans whore, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: then she doesn't even have an only fans mom, like,
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  Speaker 4: god damn it.
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  Speaker 1: But some of the hate is soft from from the youth,
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  Speaker 1: like people like some hate now it's just like, oh, dude,
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  Speaker 1: this dude's just chatting. It's like that's like that's like
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  Speaker 1: a heavy like allegation or whatever. But it doesn't feel
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like that big of an insult for
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  Speaker 1: someone to be like, yeah, you're just fucking chatting, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it seems soft and weak.
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  Speaker 8: Because here a barstool you get beat down, oh by
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  Speaker 8: forty year old men, Yeah, who are like I don't
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  Speaker 8: know how to use the Internet, but I know how
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  Speaker 8: to make this person.
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  Speaker 2: Feel fucking bad.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that feels bad, like getting roasted by someone
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  Speaker 8: who types like this.
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  Speaker 2: Because they clean you, like they put you in your
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  Speaker 2: feelings due the phone screen font is set to that
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  Speaker 2: like grandfatherly font.
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  Speaker 1: Down on the dude.
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  Speaker 4: The worst thing Instagram ever did was add the how
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  Speaker 4: you could see the amount of likes to comment has. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so now it's like someone will hate and they'll be
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  Speaker 4: like this is the war. Like if you they'll post
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  Speaker 4: a video of me on barstool and be like this
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  Speaker 4: is the worst post barstools ever had. Yeah, it'll have
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  Speaker 4: like three hundred thousand likes, and it was like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: that's like three MetLife stadiums.
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  Speaker 2: Of people just agreed with.
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  Speaker 4: That person and was like, this is the worst thing
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  Speaker 4: a company that's been around for twenty years has ever posted.
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  Speaker 1: Stadiums is that it's more like five honestly sixty thousand.
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  Speaker 2: But then but then they'll always like go under their
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  Speaker 2: own comments. They'll be like, wow, since you hear follow
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  Speaker 2: my twitch, you know which? I mean, that seems like
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  Speaker 2: that's the way to do. It's not a bad that's
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  Speaker 2: like Twitter, that's all Twitter is now.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, what's his name? Did the target run?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Drake's Drake's boy? Yeah, yeah, Drake's boy. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: now they are, though.
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  Speaker 8: We need to put some respect on his name.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, I don't know what his name?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember his name? What's the dude's name?
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  Speaker 2: Target Run original?
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  Speaker 4: It's like fucking and now he's got like deals with
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  Speaker 4: like ESPN. Did you see that he's doing like ads
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  Speaker 4: for like ESPN now of him just watching ESPN being.
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  Speaker 1: Like late saves capitalism, bro and Drake. He remade the
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  Speaker 1: video and then tagged him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it's really yeah, Drew Walls. Drew Walls, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, respect on his name.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, he really is, just because everyone clowned the
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  Speaker 8: shit out of him. And then three weeks later everyone's like, well,
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  Speaker 8: look how stupid this is.
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  Speaker 2: You're just doing.
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  Speaker 1: It and people are making like genius. Uh. The one
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  Speaker 1: dude on Twitter or on TikTok had like three different
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  Speaker 1: perspectives within the same one. It's like a format basically.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that all just Casey nistat sort of yeah, like
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  Speaker 4: what they're doing.
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  Speaker 8: But Casey's was like, you know Tarantino cuts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 8: You know it's like door handle inside outside foot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone used to make fun of Casey Nistadt though, for
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  Speaker 4: like when he'd film himself like driving out of his
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  Speaker 4: parking garage and everyone was like, did you just set
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  Speaker 4: up a camera and then drive away and then get
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  Speaker 4: out of the car. Now everyone is doing that.
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  Speaker 1: It is crazy to set it up in the target
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  Speaker 1: parking lot, drive away, and then go back and get it.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to respect him. He's he's on Poppy's radars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's love.
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  Speaker 8: I really want to see one of those cuts together.
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  Speaker 8: And then the last frame is like the drive off
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  Speaker 8: and then someone runs up and grabs the phone.
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  Speaker 2: They post it to like their account.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah got all the food.
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  Speaker 2: I edited this for you, Champ.
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  Speaker 1: We need to see every side.
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  Speaker 4: Those guys have any shame, there's any shame or do
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  Speaker 4: you think they're making so much money that they just
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  Speaker 4: don't give a fuck? Like, do you think there's any
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  Speaker 4: shame in like setting up the tripod to go get
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  Speaker 4: the cart at Target?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean because they're the same dudes who are just
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  Speaker 1: popping shirt off in front of the camera. Like, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't have the shame to like expose nipple, then
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  Speaker 1: you don't have the shame to put something up in
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  Speaker 1: a You'll never see my nipples in your life. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: never ever, I'm not popping top. You'll pop the top
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  Speaker 1: off though. Could you have a beautiful body?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm really white to wait you pop the top
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I just saw you pop the top in a video
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  Speaker 4: the other day, what yeah for play?
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  Speaker 2: Oh well that was a celebration where I ripped the
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  Speaker 2: shirt in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like I wouldn't just rip a shoulder
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  Speaker 1: out trying to rip.
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  Speaker 4: Out of an instinct, like if I ever was celebrating
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  Speaker 4: the last thing to come off would be my shirt.
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  Speaker 4: My dick would be out before my shirt. Like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I've had I've had the thought one thousand times, like
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  Speaker 4: I got pants, your dick out, I've got I got
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  Speaker 4: pants on stage at a at a comedy festival. Fest
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  Speaker 4: didn't matter. I didn't care about it at all. And
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  Speaker 4: then I was thinking, I was like, if they ripped
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  Speaker 4: my shirt off, I would have cared about that so much.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's video of it. Someone like showed him video
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  Speaker 1: of his own dick and he just like didn't care
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  Speaker 1: at all dick's ever been and he was just unfazed. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's a man that was forged by internet. Comed Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing that.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing they're gonna say about my dick that I
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  Speaker 4: would care about. What are they gonna say? Your dick small?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: But yeah, who cares? If they were like, yeah, you
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: got titties, you got titties, Yeah yeah, wow, you got
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: big ass titties, I'd be like, I'm gonna kill my This.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Dude is Buddha, Like you got the smallest dick I've
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: ever seen?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: And what and what what else?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Wow? Keep going?
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, we owe you a debt of gratitude
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: for sass his entire career, and he's the one who
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: said all that ship. I was just like, go over there.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I also thrive and giving people terrible advice. Like people
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: are just like, should I do this? My answers always yes.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I want to hit you up. Then when I want
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: to do something, dumb.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Dude, do it honestly. I'm fucking I will push you towards.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: But you do crazy shit too, though, you are you?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: You fucking like drive go carts and shit like that?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck yeah carts. Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: My new project is a talk show desk. That's a
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: race car.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so that's tough.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: How'd you start doing that?
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: I've always just like loved driving, but it was during
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: the pandemic. I did a virtual race with a Formula
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: One driver Lando Norris. I just want to pick that
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: name up real quick.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Gave something Yeah, McLaren, ye yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Harvard,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: he knows what. I love that show. It only took
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: us ten minutes for me to be the asshole. I
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: knew I shouldn't be here. I was a nice beat
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: salad ten minutes ago. Wow, you really are heard that's
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: just going on about you know, his lipid levels and
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: his fucking.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Nice they're still over there. There's remnants of the beat
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: spring brought from sat Down.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I set it down, wiped my hands thoroughly before I
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: shook your hands. Yeah I can.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: I can hear the Ivy League ovulation going crazy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I love the man who makes a nice beat salad.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Uh the beats.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: The beats are healthy for your heart, right yeah, superfood.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good for your blood.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: I need that.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: So I did that, And then, uh, there's a there's
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: a dude name He's got the craziest name ever. So
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: that to my boy, Jagger Jones. He's the grandson of
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: like a legendary Grand Prix driver, Parnelli Jones. And he
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: hit me up and he goes, yeah, man, at that time,
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: he was driving NASCAR. He's like, hey, uh, if you
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: want to drive carts like the stuff that you know
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: a lot of drivers grow up doing, I'll i'll kind
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: of I'll introduce you to you. So yeah sure, And
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: then like from that one moment, I was hooked and yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: so I think I like carted for like three three
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: and a half years now, raced a few times.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I want to race more, but like.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: My schedule doesn't allow. But so yeah, that's kind of why.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be hard to find a place to race frequently.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's if you're touring on weekends and ship
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: That's something I'll do, though, is I'll look up a
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: local track and I've done a lot. Yeah yeah, I like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: you know, I've done drives in like northern New York, like, oh,
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: what is that shithole city?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Rochester? No, keep going Buffalo, Syracuse, Syracuse?
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: I went to like I went to have a beautiful
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: track up there. I almost moved for that track.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: It was so good. And then you don't want to
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: live in Syracuse.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want it going to be on your ass.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: But dude, it's so cold. It'll be the dead of
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: summer and it'll be like negative thirty degree's gray there.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking foul city.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: No, they have a beautiful car track though. Yeah I'm racing,
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: like I've driven in like Indiana and other places. But yeah,
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: so then from that, like I wanted to raise full
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: sized cars but just no time. So it's kind of
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: like what motivated me to like build this crazy idea
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: is like, I'm like, all right, if I could do
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: what I normally do but also at like high speed,
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: this could be dope.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: How did you How did you know that you wanted
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: to take like regular driving to like racing. Were you
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: just like a crazy driver? Were you nice with it
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: or yeah?
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Like I had a Honda and I like work
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: on car friends and stuff and yeah yeah yeah so
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: but at that time I couldn't afford to go to
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: the track like ever, So it was just something I'd
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: always dream about.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Do you ever take your your work home with you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: and drive like a fucking maniac or anything?
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely, there's some roads near the house that I
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: can definitely get fucking loose on.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: You really open it up. Yeah, I rented a I
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: rented a is it a suber un Impressives that called Yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: and that's got the fucking the gear thing, the paddle Dude,
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I was driving that thing. That was like the most
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: fun I've ever had driving and that Yeah. I know
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I've talked about this before and people were furious. Yeah,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: but I mean.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: All the lesbians want a finger.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It's call for women that like women. But That's exactly
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: what I said. It really is.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: And guys who like guys, is that really how they
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: get into racing though?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Is with go karts? Uh? Pro drivers?
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, they'll start them on carts as early as.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: But like their kids, right, Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: I've always wondered about that because I was wondering how
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: you approach your parents and you're like, I want to
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: be a NASCAR driver.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Well, first you got to be like a billionaire.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, and your parents and your grandparents also have
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: to be NASCAR drivers. It's all like in their blood.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: They take you serious when you say that.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: That's why.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: That's what makes NASCAR so interesting. It started during prohibition.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: That's how the whole thing got kicked.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: We went to a NASCAR these mothers start of but
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: uh we went to the NASCAR race in in Florida
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and like went out to the bar with one of
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the NASCAR drivers. I'm not going to say his name,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: because like he took his work home with him and
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: he was like like, let's all get in my car
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: and we literally like we're at the bar drinking with
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: him and then got like five of us into his
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Mustang and he was just had a little load on
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: and he was just whipping through, fucking whipping around Florida.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: But I was like, this is the safest person that
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: we could be with in this scenario drunk driving. Like
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: he was nice with it and he but he was
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: making a meal of it. He was having a nice
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: little time behind the wheel.
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: I think those guys they make decisions at like two
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: hundred miles an hour, so even sixty feels like nothing
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: to them.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're it's not phasing them, it's not intimidating, it
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't feel dangerous. They're nowhere near the car in front
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I'll say that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: Man, cards they change your perception of speed because like
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: you're so low to the ground and they're so cool.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure that.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Like in my in my car, I forgot.
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: Where I like opened it up and I was with
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: my producer and then I don't know, we hit a point.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I should probably slow down. I just like
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: looked down.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that was a hundred I don't do that.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I don't do that on public roads. It was just
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: like an empty freeway. But what's what's the fastest you've
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: ever gone in your car?
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: In my car, I haven't actually gone that quick, like
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: one ten. Yeah, I don't. It's la, there's nowhere you're
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: really gonna sure get to a hundred?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: What yours?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: How fast does the Tesla go?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I've probably gone one oh three, but it was just
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I was very scared. Yeah, just you know, seeing that
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: number on the on the dometer, the doometer is daunting. Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Well it's the worst when you don't even notice too.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: If you're on like a long drive, Yeah, you're you're
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: going away. Yeah, yeah, you realize that accelerating for the
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: last ten minutes.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Just listen into a podcast. I'm not doing my car.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Wow, dude. I was in Buffalo last year. I was
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: doing Buffalo Helium and we were going to the Bills game.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were going to the Bills game, me and
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: my buddy Mook. Yeah, and uh we got bird.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: It was in the.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yo and we were there was a blizzard. It was
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: it was like it was the the Bills Dolphins game
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: last year that ended oh full on blizzard and our
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: uber driver was going like one hundred miles per hour
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: and he was like, don't worry. I actually raced cars
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: for fun. And then he had an he had one
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: of those iPads on the back of his like the
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: back of the seat, and he made us pull up
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: videos of him racing cars on YouTube while he was
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: going like one hundred miles per hour in a foot
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: of snow.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Do you remember what kind of car?
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: No?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, super impressive it must have been.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, was he like the way he was driving?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Was he like redneck? Or no?
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Not really? Oh, a little bit, A little bit.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I think you gotta be at least a little bit.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I prefer to watch someone's racing videos and someone like
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: play me their music like an uber driver.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: You must get that a lot.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I keep it under the under wraps. People don't. I'm
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: not like telling Uber this is very dope. I used
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: to watch a ton of grind Time. That's hilarious. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: watched a lot of You're Old as fuck.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no, I'm.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Just no, no, no, totally where the obviously the avatar I've.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Been sixteen since I don't know, yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah, which you get locked into the internet. But yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it was. It was a blast. Grind Time was hilarious.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was when I mean there.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Was is grind Time? What you did before?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: That's that's crazy.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's how you know. But yeah,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: it was the league before King of the It's like
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: what it's all based on.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've watched your old grind times hilarious.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I've seen that one where you went up against the
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah you read the Is that the one where you
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: battled the dude who didn't have anything prepared for his
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: like third verse and he tried to freestyle.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the first one that I yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: against the dude named illegal.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: It was sick.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like two thousand and nine.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: This is great because you're the only person you know.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: It's great. I will I'll just ea through the vibe
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: in this room. You're the only one I can say.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: Like remembering Daylight took a ship on the stage.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I was there, Yeah, I was.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I was in Arizona. No, remember that.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: That was a huge day, Like we were in theory
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: watching that live. He had to go, you know, and
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: people don't know that about it. Where are you from Maine?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: May Yeah you can drive fast up there. Yeah, but
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you gotta be careful. You hit a moose, you to die, Yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: because they're so tall with their legs that they don't
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: fall into the car, they fall through the dashboard. That's
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: why people die when they hit.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I met someone through battle Rap that was a quadriplegic
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: because they hit a moose.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's gonna be. It's gonna be the moose. Three
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: worst ways to become a quadriplegic.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I don't understand how that would happen. I
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: would think you'd just die.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: There were two other people in the car, and the
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: other two people got away like Scott free and this
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: guy just fucking lost it all from but he was
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: a big battle f N. Shout out to Joel.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You hit a deer, they go, they just go across
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: the road a moose. You break their legs and they topped.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: They're so tall heavy.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: That would probably destroy a friend group, right if you
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: got in a car crash and you lost all of
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: your limbs and then your buddies just walked away completely. Fine, Yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: we're gonna go golf litter.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah they have uh have those carts?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah for you gonna lug you around if you want.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: Man Elon put out the chip this week. Quags might
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: be coming back. It be fired up in a mech suit.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's a perfect time.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Remember all that drinking to do without me? We'll see
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: who was in a fucking chair with wheels now.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Past the Stanley cup.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: That's tough times. Yeah he's the man, But yeah, it
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: was a grind. Time was a it was an it
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: was an incredible time. Yeah, why do you ever think
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: about wrap outling when you were when you were watching it?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Were you ever like this could be me?
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: A lot of my friends would try to get me
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: on that because it was just like, you know, I'd
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: watch it so much and obviously like I wanted to
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: pursue comedy. They're like you should do this, and I'm like,
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: I don't know, it just doesn't because I feel it's
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: just a different headspace you gotta be in.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should try a little bit too hard. You
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: just say some things you probably regret. Threatened to beat
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: up people that you couldn't beat up, stuff like that.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna push you now looking back, but
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, fuck you up. Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: That's why I think Sharon was so crazy, because yeah, yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: he'd walk into an all black venu and be like,
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: i'lmost shoot this motherucker up.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: He like pulled out like a fucking uh like a
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: flag against the crip or something.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was like, like you were popping the nine.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean there is video if you like fucking
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: one inch away from a dude's face. Oh yeah, like
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: two hundred pounds more than you.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like had to because at first I would
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: like keep like more than an arms distance because I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: was like, I know, I know deep down on a pussy,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to. But then I realized it's
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: like part of it. You like have to like be
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: within kissing distance and you have to be a threat
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to kiss them at all times. Yeah, they thought I
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: was gonna fuck them up. Really I was about the
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: hot mouth and just make out.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: They were ready see, And that that's why battle rap
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: is crazy, because you have to be like this and
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: then remember like.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Like a poem after that dude, one whiff of bad
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: breath would up your whole.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: First you saw clip of the due pukin.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, way back, I feel like there's been a
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: couple of dudes that puked. There's a dude that chests
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: that like couldn't stop pukingked a bunch of times tay
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Rock puked as.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Well, there was neither of them. This is a clip
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: that like popped up again recently.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It looked like today Matt Daily that puked.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: It was like a smaller league and the dudes like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: hold of I drank too much and he just projectiles
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: like up like into his hand and then he continues
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: and everyone is commenting like God bless his opponent for
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: just standing there for two more rounds with the dude
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: like they're doing this and he's got puke breath and
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: he's just standing there like what, Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: That's honestly a strategy.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: He threw up a gang, So yeah, you need to
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: be able to like freestyle about that. If a guy
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: is just thrown up in front of you, you got
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: to say something. A lot of dudes have puked.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: I have like why are they puking so much?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's a combination of well, I think they're
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: really nervous. I think that they don't want to say
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: that they're really nervous, so they'll be like I drank
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: too much water, like I didn't eat all day or
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, dude, Dave Fresco puke before, like
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: a bunch of dudes have have thrown up. I know
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: everybody that's puked and every white dude that's ever said
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the N word. I have a photographically memorized Wow.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I saw one. I saw one recently, and every single
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: person around him was black, and then someone hit him.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I saw that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: The rest of the people are.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Like whoa, and then one guy but then a black
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: guy defend. Yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they all kind of like laughed like he shouldn't have.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: But if there were a place to make that mistake,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: it's probably here.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we got to get him doing commentary on Battle Rap.
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: It was a hard juxtaposition. Imagine like it's like reacting
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: to yes, you know versus Yeah. It was just the
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: footage and you hear the space bar, and.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: This is the godfather of reacting to telling you that
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: you have to do that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not, you know, I just I'm I'm among the
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: you know lineage, But I'm not. I don't feel that.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like you might be God no no, no, shot,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: no shot.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Who's reacted to better than you?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Probably filthy Frank.
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, because he had one where he like pull
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: up that image just like would you stomp a puppy
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: for a fifty million dollars and he's.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Like, I would beat the fun kind of look like
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it's just like it was stuff. Yeah, you guys were
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: much more measured than your reactions to you know.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: I think just we were a little bit older, we
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: had day jobs. People didn't know that, you know, we
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: looked fourteen, but we were fully twenty seven.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Or like, can't get fired. Let's just say something that's
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: kind of funny.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Did it affect your ability to or do
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you do you uh, look back on the things that
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: you cringed at and you ever think that you cringe
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: too hard at people or something like that, or do
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you think it was it was always fair?
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: I think I always kept it pretty light. I do
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: think we used to do a roasting fans thing and
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: I would go and like, like, I don't know, comedian mode.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: You know, in comics roast it's like horrible. You know,
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: they say the worst shit about people. You look like yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: yeah yeah, and.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: So I had finished.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah, every every roast you look like this.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: You look like this. Oh no, I'm thinking like when
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: you know, a bunch of.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: Comics can together and they write horrible ship.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Rich Voss roast.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that roasted.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: When they're talking about like Jim Florentine's like ex wife
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: and ship, that one's like it's like so fucked up
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: and they're like friends, but it's like literally the meanest
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: ship that they could possibly say to one another.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: And they also take advantage of the fact that these
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: other comics are like vulnerable on stage and they'll be like, yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: my dad is cancer, and then they'll wait for the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: moment to roast Pussy's dad. Yeah.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like comedies that just say means you know,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: it's like the only the hottest thing something something is dead,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: it's chemo treat.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: And so sometimes I go into that headspace and you
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: look at some of those roasting fans ones and there's
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: moments where he's like, I'm like, I know that was
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: that was a banger.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: And this person fan frying I'm next, Well that's my name.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: What the how does he know that about my dad?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: That's what I was doing. I was researching their families
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: and ship.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Wearing like private investigators.
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: But you know what's funny too about that now is
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: when I'll do shows, I had to like do this
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: thing where people would sit in the front road and
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: they'd be like roast me.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: To tell them no, I'm like, you don't want this,
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: yeah yeah, it's not even that. It's just like I
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: don't I didn't bring you on this room for me.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: To be like.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fat bitch, yeah yeah, but people want that. I
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: feel like that's what they think I mean, And I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: do think that's maybe the base level of crowd work
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: is like some peoples mean. Yeah, it's just being mean
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: as fun.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Which is funny because it's like people are paying to
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: come to the show, and then like a host will
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: go up and be like you got I hate you.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: It's like Jesus, Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Some people that do it the wrong way. They go
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: up to like open the show. It's like a sold
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: out Friday night show and the host goes up and
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: he's like, you guys all fucking suck.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Anyways, your crowd doesn't know that guy, and they're like, wait,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. You like Zass's draft video. We didn't
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: know we were going to be told to kill ourselves
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: in the first.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I got more five minutes or a steaming mat that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: happens in New York.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And then and then the host will be like what man,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: what's the matter with you guys?
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: You know, And every comic after that goes up, they're
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: all just like, whatever, here's the worst crowd I've ever
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: seen it ever anyways, and it's like, damn dude. Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: it's so that happened to I did a show at
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: the Stand a couple of weeks ago where that happened,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: where like the manager was like, they're really bad, like
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: everyone's saying they're really bad. And I went up and
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, why are you guys so bad? And
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: they're like, I don't know, Like everyone just kept telling
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: us really the worst, We're the worst group of people
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: they've ever been around.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Damn yeah.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Or like when comics will be like this side fucking sucks,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Like I like, you guys over here as if they
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: came in two halves, so like they don't all it's
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: not like pairs of two people together. It's completely random
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: where everyone's sitting.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I will say that show there was it was the
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: upstairs room with the stand, and there was a party
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: of twenty five people. So that is like legitimately a
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: group of twenty five people. Yeah, it all didn't laugh.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny. That were they all blind.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: They might have been because I had a show, Oh yeah, you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Had that Boston where I found out five minutes before
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I went on stage that there was a group of
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: twenty five now deaf people deaf people, and there would
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: be a sign language interpreter on the stage next to
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: me for this group. She just start talking really fast.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not capable.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: You don't have that, Ben Shapiro, Andy, No, I speak.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I speak very slowly, and to the degree that afterwards
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: the group came to me and through their interpreter, conveyed
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: how much they appreciated.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: How slowly I They thought you were doing it as
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: a gift to this.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's my normal speed. You should have
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: touched all their foreheads.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Vibration.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Do you give them anything special for the fact that
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: they were that's not a nice word for what, just
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: like just anything tailored to them.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean the fun part is always when
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: you do, like I do a joke about Gorilla's coming
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: in my throat and uh, just peaking at the sign
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: language interpreter like how do you do that? And she
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm like, that's exactly what I would have thought. Yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, that's great. That's so fun of it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: That's insane. That is a while.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: But they did, they spring it on you to It
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: was like right before you.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: They did, and they were a little racist uh sh where.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: They were like, we really appreciated how slowly you spoke.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: We've done this before at an urban comedy show. It
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: is impossible to translate what they are saying sign.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: To the N word.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: White interpreter like, she's like, you know the one you
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: know that, you know the one, you know, the one
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I can't do. She's like, fella fla.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: No, that's not what I said. Say what I said.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Convey what I said the spirit of the joke.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Damn it, damn bro.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: If you ever have any deaf folks show up to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: your show, any blind folks, deaf folks, other invalids.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: If I didn't, I didn't see him. Are you still
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: smoking jewel?
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I am?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Isn't that from all right? We'll get back to that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Got right to that.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: You know I've had it was, It's pretty awesome. I
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: did a show in Charlotte and I had two people
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: in motorized chairs, but they didn't know each other. No.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was like, let's turn the ship.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Wait did you ask if they knew each other?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Were they sitting next to each other?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were sitting there.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they rolled together.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: They gotta like they gotta like tap up when they
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: see each other.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: Right, Well, I was like, why do you come on
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: stas turn the ship to like a you know, like
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: a car show, like yeah, yeah, wait, wait on the
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: back of the ship.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Were they in the types of motorized chairs that you
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: would get at Walmart where there's a basket or they
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: needed them?
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I say, I recognized, like I recognized one of them.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: She's actually super cool. I think she's been to a
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: couple of shows before. I'm forgetting her name, but yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: she's super like, just all about it. She was like jokes,
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: but yeah, those are those are the only ones I
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: can remember in recent memory. But anyways, you still smoke jewel.
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: I thought they don't sell that anymore.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Now they do this. Don't sell like the flavored anymore?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, so just nickeodine for the kids. There's a
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: pretty good doc actually about the rise and fall of Jewel. Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: and it will make you feel bad for the company.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: What Yeah, which is always like every documentary you have
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: to take with a grain of the Netflix one. Yeah,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: it's really good.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But wasn't there there like crux of why they stopped
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: doing the flavors because they were trying to it was
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: too like appealing to the kids. Yeah, and now like
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: every vape is like bubble gum?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Was that just the narrative?
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Well, Jewel got blamed potentially probably rightfully so to a
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: degree for the massive explosion in addiction among teenagers. Okay,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: and then the FDA decided that the best way to
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: combat that would be to remove the flavored pods, which
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: were specifically meant to target teenagers. But it didn't change
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: the fact that as far as a device meant to
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: help people like smokers stop smoking cigarettes, it was by
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: far the best solution interest to that. And so FDA
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: was like, we know, we don't want to take it
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: off the market completely. Uh so we'll allow you guys
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: to keep operating with your regular flavored ship.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Got it?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And then in its place sprung up all these copycats. Yeah,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: way more times.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Bars are like bright Pink.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: You know you seeing the videos of the of the
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: dudes testing them in the in like the factories. No
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: you haven't seen those?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yes I have. What the dude just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Just going after every single one.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Is like, that could be me.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Barsel didn't work out. Tell me, yo, should I test
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: jewels and you'd be great at it? Dude? Yeah, you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: still go hard at it?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well why used to use the disposables? But then
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, if I'm not going to quit, I
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: should probably switch to something that's not that. They at
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: least they know what it's, what's in it, right, Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: it's also your only joint life.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You stop drinking.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: You just got that bloodwork back that said you can't
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: eat anymore steak.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Read the list of what they said, you can't so
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: many foods. Because I'm shocked that you were shocked by
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: the list. It's everything bad that you could ever imagine.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: It's like butter, salt, steak, sausage. And He's like, dude,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: they're saying I can't have ice cream anymore?
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Ice cream, I said, I was surprised was on the list. Okay,
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: just as a specific Yeah, they said.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: That would be number one. Well they saw his titties.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I don't need a lot of ice cream.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: They said, no fried, greasy foods, oils, ice cream, butter, cheese, pastries, pies,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: processed foods, processed meat, sausages, fat meats, mayo creams, red meat. Wow,
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: so that limits it to what.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Meat mayo creams.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: So nasty fat on meat mayo creams.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That's just such a nasty pairing of words. But that
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: is but that those are the most obvious culprits. Those
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: are like the bad foods for you. I can't believe
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: you're shocked that these are bad foods.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: So what do you guys eat in replacement to every
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: single thing on that best salads beat salad.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: That's why he looks like that. I look younger than you,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: twelve years older.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: He'll take his shirt off.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: Assassin's doctors like going like this to his nipple and it's.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Like you turn this down, player, or your doctor having
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: to like go up your shirt when he's trying to
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: take your Uh oh yeah, I got this SETUSCO, but
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: you won't take.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: I got KG, I got the EKG with my shirt on.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I prefer not now. Actually I was like,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: try I take my shirt off, and they were like no,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: and then.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: They know me my shirt off Sas was actually the
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: only male part of the group lawsuit. Against Larry Nasser
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: should be quite a menace on the fucking balance fame.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I got to leave Michigan State.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Stand up?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I just thought they were standard breast exams. I know,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I mean Deacon Gin Deacon, Yeah, the deacon.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah shit, yeah, Deacon's gonna be pissed off. Did they
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: ever make you climb rope? And when I was really young,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: but yeah, that was never part of our.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what type of rope we talk about? Rope?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Climb rope, catch rope, push rope.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: I had to climb the fucking did you guys have
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: to climb the rope? That shit was like, Nah, that
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: shit felt dangerous. Yeah, it would be like kids that
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: were like forty feet off the ground with like no
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: harness or anything.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: It's pretty hilarious to ask like non developed humans.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: To go up there and like you're at your tired
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: at the most dangerous part of it. Yeah, like you're
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: all the way at the top, when you're at you're
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: tireds and that's when it becomes treacherous, Like that's when
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you can fall to your death.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they slid like one inch of Jim Matt
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: underneath you, expecting like the wrestling matt to save your life.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: No, I was recruited, which is what made it easier
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: to get in, Oh because you were a a lacrosse player. Yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: got it. And then uh yeah, I was there, and
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I was there with Jeremy Lynn had a same year,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: and I just saw that Clip Science could have been
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: there with Universe. We were in a section together. Wow,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: and we would uh we would share uhmgers with each other.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: And then he and I would walk from class to
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: the to the place of the cafeteria dining hall, and
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: he would always be wearing like Harvard basketball gear, you know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: jacket pants and then like a backpack. And I always
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: thought he had the feeling that people would come up
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: to him and be like, hey, a big fan, but
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: nobody gave a ship.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: He was trying to bait them into.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because years later I went to UNC. A girl
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I was dating was doing med school there, and I
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: went and saw I saw a few of the UNC
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: basketball players, like walking into a library and they were
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: all decked out in their tar heels, sweats, and people
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: were coming up being like, great game. Anytime you need
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: me to do your homework, let me know. Wow, And
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I felt looking back like Jeremy Lynn had thought because
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: he was he was that caliber of a player, of
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: a star at Harvard. The problem was nobody never cared
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Or they probably just thought he was another Asian dude
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: at Harvard because he's like, what six three or something
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: like that, so he needs to stand out.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: But that guy who thinks he's Jeremy Lynn, Yeah, that's
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: what it was. What a fucking weirdo. Ye dressed the
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: same way.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: But the UNC guys, I feel like, there's six eleven,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, they don't need to be
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: like I play basketball. It's fucking obvious that they play basketball, right,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: there's six eleven at UNC.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but he you know, he had the last lap.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, he truly became what he was. Yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I think you were the last laugh, Bro. You're here
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: with us, Dude, is he doing?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I've been having many last laughs. I'm laughing a lot.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: You can't stop last.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think Jeremy lynnz laughed in a long time.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It was the last time he least on time.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I went to a Rangers hockey game at Madison Square
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Garden and I was sitting near Spike Lee and I
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: went up to him. I had taken another class the
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: early films with Spike Lee, which is whatever, let be
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: thirty five or something with that, and I know that anyway,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: why did I bring this up? I told Spike Lee.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, I took a class on you at
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Harvard and do you know this professor? And he goes,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I don't, But were you there with Jeremy Lynn? I
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: go yeah, and he goes, shoot me straight, is it
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: true that he was a virgin? Damn? And I was like, yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I think he's very devout. I think so, and he goes,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: what a pussy bitch? No to God?
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I go, thanks, Spike, that's very funny. Be well, and
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I shook his hand and I walked away. What he
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: said that he was so disappointed to learn that Jeremy
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Lynn was actually a virgin in college. So Catholic or
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Christian or whatever? Was it Christian? Yeah, he's Christian? Okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: very about got it.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I just want teaching an entire course on you and
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: you're not even knowing they exist.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: That's even crazy.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even while you're still alive, and.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: All you can think about is like whether the student
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: was getting his dick. Yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know who that is. But tell me
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: about Jermy Lynn. Was he fucking or not?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: That's some pretty old man behavior. Yeah, to a class,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: you're my idol? How much he wanted nothing to do
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: with the academic kind of flagulating or whatever?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Not partwaring?
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Is that the right word?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: No, gratulators like self flagelated?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: What am I thinking of me sucking his dick?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Flag of lynch? Maybe?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: No, that's farting. Yeah, I know.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're thinking about.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Hilation.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Palation is whatever it is, plating, plating, philating.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Damn. Sorry I went in on you for your Harvard No,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I just got nervous.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: You're allowed to.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I want to act fresh here,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: like I just met the man. We'll all be at
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: the stand tomorrow. Maybe we can hang in. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I'm down to Yeah that'd be fun. I'm don to
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: just show up and say it's up.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you're grinding on tour brow Yeah, man,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I'm in Omaha next.
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: You know, I got a lot of dates this year.
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: Noel Miller Live dot com. I will be doing the
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: New York Comedy Fest. Oh hell yeah, I can't say.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: When, but very clear about your eyes out for that one.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, holy shyeah, yeah that'll be That's gonna be fun.
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: But yeah, yeah, definitely don't pop out to the stand.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: It's okay, all right, you're a legend, big fan.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you for having me. Man.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in Houston this weekend. I have to
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: say it, but I'm gonna be. I was gonna I
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: was gonna not say it, and I'm like, no, i
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: gotta say it. I'm gonna be in Houston this weekend
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: at the Improv. Get tickets, and.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I'm away next we give it. You got to give
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: your super Bowl pick because I'm away next week. We
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: got to just talk ball for like square.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: I don't actually really any of those teams to win,
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: and Chiefs are definitely gonna win. But I bet on
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: the forty nine. Had a bonus bet that expired today,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: so I used it last night.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Francis gives us spread.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be the right bet.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: The Niners are favored?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Are they?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: The spread? Is their their minus one and a half?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Why are they favored just because they have a better record?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: M I could see that line moving a lot, though.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I think the money's gonna pile into Kansas.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I think it went. It has been moving. It was
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: like two and a half. They were favored by two
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: and a half. Then it's down to one.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: You know, it's weirdly respectful about the Chiefs game. I
• 48:27
  Speaker 8: didn't really see a lot of people clowning like the
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: Willie Gay neck injury.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is that? No, Yeah, I guess people
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: were weren't clowning that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Willie Gay on the Chiefs out for a neck injury.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's a lot that there's a
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: lot of meat left on that bone?
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: I just I just was expecting way more like Gay, like,
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: all right, come on, come on. Maybe that's why it was.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was just so obvious.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Leave it there. Cool, Yeah, it's next hurt.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Who you got?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Who you got in the Super Bowl?
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Do you have a rooting interest or even if it's
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: not a betting thing.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: I don't have a rooting in California? Man, Yeah, San Francisco. Nah,
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I mean you don't claim San Francisco.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Come on, man, I don't lie myself in the corporation
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: a franchise get in my mind like that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Val.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: Now, if I had to pick, I'm gonna say Patrick,
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: I think I think Chiefs will take it just because
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: that whole instance with Justin Tucker, I mean.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: That is like he's so just petty, rude, Oh my god.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: And to be at the level you're at and to
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: behave like that, I'm like.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Jordan Esk honestly, like Jordan would be petty and rude
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: That to me is like when a a UFC fighter,
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: like a Brazilian UFC fighter, like when they cut to
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: them for the interview and they're like, I do this
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: for God, I kill whoever is in front of me.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Like it's like that mentality totally. Yeah, mowing people down. Yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I totally agree that he's on a different plane. His
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: level of competition is uh, supersedes everybody else's. So I'm
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: also in the Chiefs.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because I feel like Brock Brock's doing it, but
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: I feel like Brock's doing it in like an academic way.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I'm here, I'm here to do my job. I love
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: this team. We're gonna go get him.
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: And Patrick's on the other side, like I'll give him
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: damn near who on the other side, I'm gonna shove
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: this ball down their motherfucking neck.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: That's what it is, and I think that attitude this
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: is what's gonna care.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Totally agree, beautifully stated. Yeah, check him out in Omaha. Sorry, no,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: that's exactly what we needed. We need because they love
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: when we talk ball. We talk all this comedy ship. Dude,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: they want us to talk ball at the end of
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the day. So we just had to give a little, okay,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: a little taste.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: We're in Denver the weekend after and then Albany.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be walking my dog this weekend.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: If anybody wants to slide wants to slide through, man, man,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: that's sorry. When you do when you do battles, you
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: don't really have to promote, do you.
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: What do you mean like you don't have to go
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: super hard, like you're just like I'm going I feel
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: like the battle Wrap audience is like they know.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, you could promote. There's like pay per views
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: that like, oh yes, so like you want a lot
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: of people to buy the pay per view, But I've
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: never even really been like financially tied into like a
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: percentage of the pay per view. Actually that would probably
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: be smarter, and so I could it would be more
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: beneficial to uh to promote it. But I usually don't
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: promote I would never promote it that much. I never
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: would even talk about it that much. I never want
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: to give the other dude that much bulletin boar material.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Say something real nasty about me. Play like, I don't know,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: play a little white man can't jump?
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, playing basketball? I love that. What do you hear else?
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: You guys mean basketball? Get something incredible?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Oh man?
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Anyway?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Sorry, no, no, no, sorry for talking on the show.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: If you're trying to get out of here.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: No, not at all, bro, I don't.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: I'm you know, I'm trained in this. We go seven
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: hours straight, locked the door. Oh we got a terrorbyte
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: on that motherfucker. I'm gonna burn it down.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: You mentioned the UFC fighters, and I remember Israel Atasignya
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: standing across the ring and saying I'm ready to die. Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Do you think he meant that? Yes? I think it's like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: let's put it hypothetically, he dies and he looks back
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: down on himself. Do you think he'd be like, oh, yeah,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, I think I think is he really
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: like people say he's like a cringe lord, and he
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: might be a little bit, But I think he still
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: has that element of like like a religious fighter. I
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: think at that moment in his career. Yeah, I think
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: he wanted it that bit.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I guess my doubt comes from the fact that I
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: think he's very good on media, on podcasts, and he
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: has more to life than just the fighting. Yeah, the
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: way that those religious Brazilian guys are.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, Yeah, I think maybe that's maybe that I really
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: respect him for being like I think I'm just gonna
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: chill for a bit.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I think that was like really smart.
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: But yeah, I think he I think that's the problem
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: is he actually hit superstardom, right, and he is a
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: personality and this is you know, this is what happened
• 53:02
  Speaker 8: to Connor. It's like it's hard to stay motivated. How
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: can you want to kill someone when you have like
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: fifty bijillion.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Dollars the money.
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: I guess you work for I don't know, like North
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: of Grumman or some ship, but Strickland was if you
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: work for a trained killer, yeah, you'll probably want to
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: kill people for But.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Like Strickland was the saying he was like to the death,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: like shake him before that fight, he was locked in.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: But I think that it's that for any profession, Like
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: once you have a ton of money, Like, how do
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: you stay motivated? Yeah, I guess greatness like or just
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: getting that next contract to getting a bunch more money,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: like Patrick Mahomes has Super Bowls.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: What I mean, like, you're the greatest stand up of
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: all time, Like you're fucking rich, beyond rich, beyond anyone.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just barely getting started, not really, but.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what happens when you get to like if you're
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: if you're Tom Brady, it's probably I don't know.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: That's what you talked about. He's like, I have to
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: like create enemies for myself because they don't exist.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: What the.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Are they showing over there?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: That's that's so psycho.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be a psycho to like not
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: rest on your laurels.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: And I think a guy like that retires and then
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: realizes he can't face the quiet. Yeah, he can't stop.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Brady's been, yeah, NonStop since he retired. He's got every podcast.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he lost his mind.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, lost Giselle, he lost he lost the kids.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: But he's about to be in the booth next year.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I think he'll I saw that him and Tony, Yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: that'll be interesting.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: I hope he's good.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: If he sucks, I mean that ruins his legacy. Yeah,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: if he's terrible. Jason Witten was terrible for one year.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: He had to go back to football. He'd like strap
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: back up and be a tight end again because he
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: sucks so bad. Wow, he thought that he was going
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: to like progress.
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: Tom might be good in there because he might just
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: hate on everyone's game.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I hope that's what he's been, that's what he's been
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: doing lately.
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I mean, like to do that on broadcast,
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: like broadcast TV is really funny. Yeah, it is like, Tom,
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: what do you think exciting game today?
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: And he was like, I don't know. He's got a
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: weak arm. He's soft. He's soft.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: Who was the dude that shipped on Zach Wilson on
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: the broadcast? It was like after the game, they were like,
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: they were like, look, Zach's young, he's got a lot
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: of potential, and this guy is like, guys, let's be honest,
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: he fucking sucks.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it wasn't Itcfarlane? I I.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, just like that, they're sitting there on the
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: field after the game and they're like, he's trash. He's
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: like why are we beating around the bush?
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: He's bad.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: The love that though, especially like ESPN or ABC, NBC,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Like they love when former players are not pro player,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Like if you're two pro player, they're gonna be like, yeah,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: he's just sucking everybody off, like they want you to
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: be like fuck him, he sucks. He's not good enough,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: because otherwise it just turns into a circle jerky. You
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: need some nasty former players to tell it like it
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: is just saying the people suck and.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: You know, having the game to back just being a heel.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Basically, Yeah, it's tough because like nobody's that bad. They're
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: in the NFL, you know what I mean, Like you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: can't just be like they flat out suck.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Who Scalabriny.
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: Everyone was scalabrin It's so funny. He would he would
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: ball at like a park near where it's like some
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: of my friends live, and my friends would go up
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: there and they play with them, and they never they.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Knew they were like this dude was in the NBA.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: He was like a killer.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: My friends would tell me, like the delusion people would
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: have like walking from the parking lot being like Scalabrini
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: is here, man, I'm about to pack this motherfucker.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Ye go out there.
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: He ball on everyone, and my friends would say, like
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: it was incredible that people could be dumbfounded by this.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in the he's not only six eight, but
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: he's in the NBA in red hair.
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: It's because of it's because of how he looks. Oh no, bro,
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. Nothing of Scalabrany, but he did do that.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: No scalabrin that Bonnard, but no Scalabrini did do that.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: He would like take all comers on like Twitter, like.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: You'd meet trolls at some ran y m c A. Yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: then post the video. I'm thinking of the dude he
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: was a Laker. Ah fuck?
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Was it the Mark Madison maybe the dude who did
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: the good dances at the parade or Adam Morrison, the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: dude from Gonzaga. Oh wait, Kobe Bryant. Are you thinking
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: of Cobe Bryant.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: He recently did a click like and this comes to
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: mind because he did like a podcast where he talked
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: about it and he was talking about like.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I was in the NBA. Motherfucker. I'm like, I'm accurate,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Like you know, damn it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Everybody in the NBA could just pack up any any anyone, anyone,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: any random guy at basketball because they played basketball all
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: year round against everybody in the summer and they dominate.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Pat Bev gets the same ship there. People are like, dude,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking play Pat Bev one on one. Yeah, it's like, dude,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: he's in the fucking NBA. He had sixteen and fucking
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: like eleven last night. Like, that's fucking in playing against
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Steph Curry. What are we talking about? Playing against the
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: and the reigning MVP. He just had seventeen and eleven?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: What are we talking about? Yeah, it's crazy. A little bit.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Almost made it through a whole episode of Son of
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: a Boy.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Pulled down the srtan pull down the shirt and see
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: what's behind them.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Get it, dude, Black community except.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Must be nice battle wrap NBA.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Damn the deaf people rubbed off on you. Holy shit,
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: that's my community.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, good ship.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you, brok appreciate it. See that was awesome. Yeah
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: that was man.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course my time