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The Daily Does Reddit Part 1 · The Dingo Weekly

0:39
Robbbie: And there we are, all right.
0:41
Robbbie: Welcome another segment of The Dingo Weekly.
0:46
Robbbie: It's great to have everyone here.
0:48
Robbbie: Dingo, Tad?
0:50
Tad: Great to be here.
0:51
Dingo: Present.
0:53
Robbbie: Everyone's present and accounted for.
0:54
Robbbie: I'm Robbie, probably, again.
0:57
Robbbie: And today we're gonna do something a little different.
0:59
Robbbie: I mean, every day is gonna be different.
1:01
Robbbie: This is only our second episode.
1:03
Robbbie: So everything is different in the beginning, because who knows what's going on.
1:09
Robbbie: But instead of picking a topic like we did last time, we did parenting today, we're just gonna scroll through some Reddit posts.
1:17
Robbbie: We're gonna give our opinions.
1:19
Robbbie: And I think we're gonna have a good time.
1:22
Robbbie: So let's see what we got here.
1:25
Robbbie: I'm on, am I the asshole?
1:27
Robbbie: I think this is gonna be our bread and butter today.
1:30
Tad: Are they assholes?
1:32
Robbbie: Are they assholes?
1:33
Robbbie: That's for us to decide.
1:35
Robbbie: I mean, we can look at some comments, see what the general public says as well.
1:39
Tad: Screw that.
1:41
Robbbie: Yeah, screw that.
1:42
Robbbie: Let's determine on our own.
1:44
Dingo: Present.
1:45
Robbbie: I think we should be the arbiters of assholery.
1:49
Dingo: I'm sick today.
1:50
Dingo: I just want everyone to know.
1:51
Dingo: So.
1:53
Tad: Me too.
1:54
Dingo: If I say anything stupid, I can't be held accountable.
1:58
Dingo: There's a lot of cold medicine.
2:00
Robbbie: I mean, your name's on the door, so you're accountable for all of this.
2:03
Dingo: All right, that's, fuck it.
2:06
Dingo: Let's do it.
2:07
Robbbie: And I was sick last week, so excuses are not tolerated at The Dingo Daily, The Dingo Weekly, The Dingo Yearly.
2:15
Dingo: Well, if it goes in my favor, I'm going to make that excuse every week.
2:20
Dingo: So heads up.
2:22
Robbbie: Fair enough.
2:23
Robbbie: OK, let's see.
2:25
Robbbie: We got one here.
2:26
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for telling my brother's girlfriend that she's weird as fuck?
2:31
Dingo: No.
2:31
Dingo: Next.
2:32
Robbbie: From a female 19 year old.
2:34
Robbbie: No.
2:34
Robbbie: Next.
2:35
Dingo: You're not.
2:36
Dingo: You can say whatever you want to that bit.
2:39
Dingo: They're not going to last anyway.
2:41
Dingo: How old are they?
2:42
Dingo: Did it say?
2:43
Robbbie: It says the person writing this is a female who's 19 and has a twin brother.
2:49
Robbbie: Oh, is that your sister?
2:51
Robbbie: Are you really 19?
2:53
Robbbie: She's weird as fuck.
2:54
Robbbie: Next.
2:54
Dingo: Next.
2:57
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for giving back my birthday gifts and then throwing them in the trash?
3:03
Robbbie: I turned 16 last week.
3:05
Dingo: Oh, God.
3:07
Dingo: It's hormones.
3:08
Dingo: Next.
3:08
Dingo: You are the asshole, actually.
3:10
Dingo: Next.
3:10
Dingo: Don't throw your birthday presents in the trash.
3:13
Dingo: Yeah.
3:14
Robbbie: Asshole.
3:14
Robbbie: Oh, okay.
3:17
Robbbie: Here we go.
3:18
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for telling my white boyfriend, I don't want to empathize with racist people at work?
3:26
Robbbie: A female 26-year-old black woman.
3:29
Dingo: Can I go on?
3:30
Robbbie: Female woman.
3:31
Tad: Female woman.
3:32
Robbbie: Okay.
3:34
Robbbie: Okay, let's go.
3:36
Dingo: I could say things that get me in trouble.
3:40
Robbbie: Yeah, let's let's get a little racy here.
3:43
Robbbie: I, female 26, black, work on an older men's inpatient ward.
3:49
Robbbie: The environment is tricky.
3:50
Robbbie: Some of the patients are mentally unwell and say random racist things.
3:54
Robbbie: Some are cognitively well and cognitively well.
3:59
Robbbie: I think she means unwell and just racist.
4:03
Robbbie: And some are genuinely lovely.
4:05
Robbbie: I told my boyfriend, 28 male, about some of the racist things I've experienced, and he acknowledged that what happened was wrong.
4:12
Robbbie: But then I feel like he's blamed me and tried to justify the racism.
4:16
Robbbie: He said that I should have reported the racism and seemed to imply that it was partly my fault for not doing so.
4:22
Robbbie: He also feels things won't get better if I don't report it and have to take responsibility for that.
4:29
Robbbie: Here's why I disagree.
4:30
Robbbie: One, I document everything and have spoken to my supervisor about it.
4:34
Robbbie: She said, I can take it further if I want, but I haven't because what can be done about mentally unwell men?
4:41
Robbbie: Two, his suggestion felt like blaming me instead of recognizing that I'm navigating a very complex emotionally taxing environment.
4:47
Robbbie: Three, I don't think reporting to HR will actually change their minds.
4:50
Robbbie: A lot of them are unwell or set in their ways.
4:53
Robbbie: He told me I should try to empathize with the people being racist, saying I should understand their background and effect of immigration on their views.
5:02
Robbbie: Also, the best way to defeat racism is to understand where they're coming from and offer an alternative perspective.
5:09
Dingo: Oh my god.
5:11
Robbbie: I don't know about that.
5:12
Robbbie: He said that.
5:14
Robbbie: I think break up with him.
5:16
Tad: I think it sounds like her boyfriend's an asshole.
5:18
Robbbie: I think the boyfriend.
5:19
Robbbie: Yeah.
5:20
Robbbie: Where are you becoming an asshole in this?
5:21
Robbbie: If you're being discriminated against.
5:25
Dingo: Yeah.
5:25
Dingo: What is that the question?
5:27
Robbbie: When do you become the asshole?
5:29
Dingo: Someone said a bunch of racist shit to me.
5:31
Dingo: Am I an asshole?
5:34
Dingo: What?
5:34
Dingo: I don't see the pro.
5:35
Dingo: No, he's the asshole.
5:37
Robbbie: I guess she's such an asshole.
5:41
Dingo: You're such an asshole.
5:43
Robbbie: What a dick.
5:44
Robbbie: Just take the racism on the chin.
5:45
Robbbie: Come on.
5:47
Robbbie: Hold on.
5:48
Robbbie: There's more.
5:49
Robbbie: One, being anti-immigration is not an excuse to be racist.
5:52
Robbbie: Two, not all the men are racist.
5:54
Robbbie: And they all grew up with immigration.
5:56
Robbbie: So racism is a personal issue.
5:58
Robbbie: Three, it feels like justifying the racism, which I can't get behind.
6:02
Robbbie: Four, it again feels very blaming, like it's my fault and I need to be the one to fix it.
6:07
Robbbie: I'm sorry, but I just don't want to empathize with racists.
6:09
Robbbie: Five, this argument doesn't acknowledge how emotionally difficult it is to work to help people and to be degraded because of my race.
6:16
Robbbie: Finally, he said that because I work in mental health, I should be more understanding of them and follow ethical guidelines.
6:21
Robbbie: Here's why that bothered me.
6:23
Robbbie: She loves lists.
6:24
Dingo: Oh, this guy talks too much.
6:27
Dingo: Break up with him for that.
6:28
Dingo: He said all this?
6:29
Dingo: Jesus.
6:30
Robbbie: Of course it bothers you.
6:32
Robbbie: So he said he's putting himself in my shoes and this is what he would do.
6:35
Robbbie: And he's being a pathetic.
6:36
Robbbie: I feel blamed and he lacks empathy for me.
6:38
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for being overly sensitive and not doing as much as I can?
6:42
Robbbie: Or is he the asshole?
6:43
Robbbie: He's obviously the asshole here.
6:45
Robbbie: Come on, girl.
6:46
Dingo: This whole thing could have been avoided if he just shut up and let her vent.
6:50
Robbbie: This whole thing didn't need to be a post.
6:53
Dingo: No, clearly you're not the asshole.
6:56
Tad: Yeah, definitely not the asshole.
6:57
Dingo: What did it say what race her boyfriend was?
7:01
Tad: White.
7:02
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for telling my white boyfriend I don't want to empathize with racist people at work?
7:06
Dingo: Oh, yeah.
7:10
Dingo: What a dipshit.
7:12
Dingo: This is an old folks home or something?
7:14
Dingo: They're all just going to die off anyway.
7:15
Dingo: Just hang in there.
7:17
Robbbie: Yeah.
7:18
Robbbie: Well, I don't know.
7:18
Robbbie: It's an old folks home.
7:20
Robbbie: It's an inpatient ward.
7:22
Robbbie: Older men's, I guess, older older men's inpatient ward.
7:26
Dingo: All right.
7:27
Dingo: Just wait it out.
7:28
Dingo: And some of them are crazy.
7:30
Dingo: So, you know, put stuff in their food.
7:32
Dingo: Have fun with it.
7:33
Robbbie: Yeah, definitely have fun with it at work, but also definitely break up with your your boyfriend.
7:39
Robbbie: It sounds crazy.
7:41
Dingo: Yeah, not yet.
7:42
Dingo: Valentine's Day is coming up soon, so just be really sad until then and guilt them into buying you something expensive and then get out of there.
7:50
Robbbie: You know, that's great advice.
7:51
Robbbie: And that's why we have this at The Dingo Weekly.
7:54
Dingo: If we can help just one person, we've done our we've done our job.
7:59
Robbbie: Yeah.
7:59
Robbbie: And so Hot Day is her name.
8:03
Dingo: Hot Day.
8:04
Robbbie: Break up with your boyfriend.
8:06
Robbbie: Hot Day.
8:06
Robbbie: I won't say the whole full thing, but we'll call her Hot Day.
8:10
Tad: Yeah.
8:10
Tad: Hot Day.
8:11
Tad: You're not an asshole.
8:12
Tad: Your boyfriend is.
8:13
Robbbie: Hot Day.
8:13
Robbbie: You're not an asshole.
8:14
Tad: Yeah.
8:16
Robbbie: Break up.
8:17
Tad: All right.
8:17
Robbbie: On to the next one.
8:19
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for breaking my nine years of friendship over?
8:23
Robbbie: He kept badgering me with the same question.
8:26
Robbbie: When are you getting married all the time?
8:29
Dingo: Yeah.
8:29
Dingo: Annoying.
8:31
Dingo: No, that's dumb.
8:32
Tad: You're not an asshole.
8:33
Dingo: You're not an asshole.
8:34
Tad: It sounds like your friend is an asshole.
8:36
Tad: Why are these people hanging out with all these assholes?
8:38
Robbbie: Who cares?
8:39
Robbbie: You get married?
8:40
Robbbie: You get married?
8:40
Robbbie: When are you getting married?
8:42
Robbbie: Who gives a shit?
8:43
Dingo: I'm not going to invite you anyway, dick.
8:47
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for flipping on all the lights and vacuuming right in front of my roommates and their shared guy at 2 a.m.?
8:55
Robbbie: Their shared guy?
8:56
Robbbie: Wait, what?
8:57
Dingo: I just want to know what that is.
8:59
Tad: Yeah, we're going to have to dig into this one, I think.
9:01
Robbbie: I need I needed them to define shared guy.
9:05
Dingo: Were they sharing a gentleman?
9:08
Robbbie: It sounds like they're sharing a gentleman.
9:10
Dingo: Okay.
9:12
Robbbie: We're going to find out, because I got to dig into that.
9:15
Robbbie: At a minimum, I need to find out that, whether she's an asshole or not.
9:19
Robbbie: What's a shared guy?
9:20
Robbbie: Okay, so I, 22-year-old female, live with two roommates, both 23-year-old females, and I'm honestly at my wits end with them.
9:29
Robbbie: The situation is crazy, but I need some outside opinions, because I'm starting to question if I'm the one who's out of line here.
9:35
Robbbie: So here's the deal, my roommates both keep bringing the same guy over.
9:39
Robbbie: Let's call him Chad.
9:41
Robbbie: And having sex with him on our shared couch every time.
9:47
Robbbie: Like every time.
9:49
Dingo: All right, you're not the asshole.
9:51
Robbbie: She's italicizing.
9:53
Robbbie: This is emphasis she's adding.
9:56
Robbbie: It's not even a one-off thing.
9:58
Robbbie: The guy is over all the time.
10:00
Robbbie: And it's like a revolving door of people coming in and out.
10:04
Robbbie: A revolving door of people or this guy?
10:09
Robbbie: I hope it's just this one guy and the two roommates is the people.
10:13
Dingo: I don't know.
10:13
Dingo: I don't I don't shame.
10:15
Robbbie: Are they sharing him, though?
10:17
Robbbie: Or is it separate?
10:19
Robbbie: Are these constant threesomes?
10:21
Dingo: I don't know.
10:21
Dingo: Just the fact that it's on the shared couch.
10:25
Robbbie: Yeah, I don't like the shared couch of it all.
10:27
Robbbie: Yeah, that's a don't don't do that.
10:31
Robbbie: If you have a roommate and you have a shared living space, shared living furniture, don't use it for your sexual exploits.
10:41
Dingo: That's a good rule to live by.
10:43
Tad: Especially not when everyone's home.
10:45
Tad: Like, do it secretly.
10:47
Dingo: Or get leather.
10:49
Dingo: Get leather couches.
10:50
Robbbie: Preferably leather.
10:52
Robbbie: Yes.
10:54
Robbbie: Um, where are we?
10:57
Robbbie: Every single time, they just have their loud casual sex right there on the couch, as if we're all living in some kind of college sitcom.
11:05
Robbbie: I've tried talking to them multiple times, asking if they could at least be a little more respectful of our shared space, but every time I try to bring it up, they act like I'm the weird one, saying things like, it's just sex.
11:14
Robbbie: Calm down.
11:15
Dingo: That's her request.
11:16
Dingo: She goes out to the kitchen for a drink, and is like, can you guys just, you know, you knocked over the lamp last time.
11:22
Dingo: Like, take that shit somewhere else.
11:25
Dingo: Get the hose.
11:26
Dingo: Start spraying.
11:27
Robbbie: You're being so dramatic right now.
11:29
Robbbie: Yeah, right.
11:30
Robbbie: Well, then you got a wet couch I got to deal with in the morning.
11:33
Robbbie: I don't, that's the whole thing.
11:34
Dingo: Sounds like she already did have a wet couch she had to deal with, so.
11:37
Dingo: What?
11:38
Dingo: I'd rather have water.
11:39
Robbbie: Who owns the couch?
11:40
Robbbie: I know it's a shared couch.
11:42
Tad: I don't know.
11:44
Robbbie: They honestly seem to think it's no big deal, and I'm left to sit there trying to study or watch TV while Chad and his two girlfriends turn the living room into their personal love nest.
11:53
Robbbie: Chad, do they not have bedrooms?
11:55
Dingo: Well, that's what I'm saying.
11:56
Dingo: Like, just Chad, just move somewhere.
11:59
Dingo: Come on, Chad.
12:01
Dingo: I mean, it's not Chad's fault.
12:03
Dingo: It's not his place.
12:05
Robbbie: So, I mean, Chad's the fucking man, though, right?
12:09
Robbbie: Is that the question?
12:11
Robbbie: Chad's crushing it.
12:13
Dingo: Chad's not the asshole here.
12:15
Robbbie: I'm still not sure if these are threesomes, or if Chad is just, like, going back and forth between the two roommates.
12:23
Tad: I read ahead a little bit, and it does seem like they are threesomes.
12:26
Robbbie: Oh, fun.
12:28
Robbbie: And spoiler alert.
12:30
Tad: Spoiler alert.
12:31
Robbbie: Well, last night, I finally had enough.
12:33
Robbbie: It was around 2 a.m.
12:34
Robbbie: I was trying to sleep, but sure enough, I hear them come in, Chad included.
12:37
Robbbie: I figured I could let it slide for about 10 minutes, but nope, the sounds were getting louder, and I was about to see red, so I did something dramatic.
12:45
Robbbie: I stormed into the living room, flipped on all the lights, and started vacuuming right in front of them.
12:49
Robbbie: I didn't even care if they were in the middle of things.
12:52
Robbbie: I just went for it.
12:52
Robbbie: I cranked the vacuum to full power, turned it on, started moving back and forth, right in front of them, no shame, no subtlety, just the sound of me cleaning away the mood that they were clearly enjoying.
13:03
Robbbie: My roommates were staring at me completely dumbfounded.
13:07
Robbbie: I could only imagine that would be pretty funny.
13:10
Robbbie: One of them actually said, what are you doing?
13:13
Dingo: He's vacuuming.
13:15
Robbbie: I just looked at them and said, you know, thought the couch needed a good cleaning after all the action it's been getting.
13:22
Robbbie: Fair enough.
13:23
Robbbie: Eventually, Chad got up, muttering something about how this wasn't worth it.
13:27
Robbbie: Chad, it's worth it.
13:29
Robbbie: Get in there.
13:29
Dingo: Oh, damn.
13:31
Robbbie: And they both dragged him out of the apartment.
13:33
Dingo: Chad had options.
13:34
Dingo: He doesn't need to deal with this shit.
13:35
Robbbie: On to the next one, Chad.
13:37
Robbbie: You're good.
13:37
Dingo: Yeah.
13:38
Robbbie: And they both dragged him out of the apartment.
13:40
Robbbie: I went back to my room feeling both triumphant and slightly embarrassed by how far I'd gone.
13:46
Robbbie: Now my roommates are livid.
13:48
Robbbie: They've been calling me disrespectful, saying I shouldn't have ruined their time like that.
13:53
Robbbie: One of them said I could have just gone to my room if I didn't want to see it, but at this point, I'm just over it.
13:59
Robbbie: They've had weeks of me asking nicely and they've shown zero respect.
14:02
Robbbie: So Reddit, am I the asshole for flipping lights on, vacuuming in front of my roommates and Chad to get them to leave?
14:08
Dingo: I know the answer is no.
14:10
Dingo: No, you're not the asshole, but kinda like, I mean, could have waited.
14:15
Dingo: Chad didn't do anything.
14:17
Dingo: Leave the poor guy alone.
14:18
Robbbie: Chad is, I don't want to say he's the asshole.
14:21
Dingo: Of course not.
14:22
Robbbie: I love Chad.
14:23
Robbbie: Chad's my man right now.
14:26
Robbbie: It could be more respectful, Chad, but also, good job, Chad.
14:31
Tad: Good job, Chad.
14:35
Robbbie: Not the asshole, right?
14:37
Robbbie: Yeah, that's fucked up.
14:39
Tad: Yeah, I'm going to say not the asshole.
14:40
Tad: I mean, seems like maybe it's something that should have been talked about before it was, you know, got to the point where you're going to act on it.
14:50
Tad: Like, you know, say, hey, maybe don't fuck Chad on the couch.
14:55
Tad: But that should also be implied.
14:57
Tad: Like, you share a living space.
14:59
Robbbie: Well, it sounds like she tried.
15:00
Tad: Don't fuck in the common areas.
15:02
Robbbie: How many times can you ask before?
15:04
Dingo: It sounds like there was three of them living there, right?
15:07
Dingo: So she's the odd man out.
15:09
Tad: Yep.
15:10
Dingo: Did you ever think of maybe just, if you can't beat him, join him?
15:15
Dingo: There's a reason people say that.
15:16
Dingo: It wasn't working when you were, you know, just get in there, girl.
15:19
Robbbie: It's very European.
15:21
Dingo: Yeah, it's 2025.
15:24
Robbbie: Yeah.
15:24
Robbbie: You know what?
15:25
Robbbie: Maybe you are an asshole.
15:26
Robbbie: You should have just hopped in there, rolled with the, I don't want to say punches.
15:30
Dingo: I mean, there might be.
15:33
Robbbie: The donging.
15:34
Dingo: It could be some light punching.
15:36
Robbbie: A little Californication, fucking and punching.
15:40
Dingo: All right.
15:41
Dingo: You guys win.
15:42
Robbbie: All right.
15:43
Robbbie: Well, then that settles it.
15:44
Robbbie: She's the asshole for not joining in the pleasure.
15:48
Dingo: Asshole.
15:50
Robbbie: Asshole.
15:50
Tad: I'm sure Chad feels the same way.
15:53
Robbbie: Chad thinks she's the asshole for sure.
15:55
Robbbie: From Chad's point of view, what an asshole.
15:58
Dingo: It's unanimous.
15:59
Robbbie: I'm just doing something.
16:01
Dingo: I'm just doing stuff.
16:02
Robbbie: I'm Team Chad and Chad says she's the asshole.
16:05
Robbbie: She's the asshole.
16:07
Dingo: Decided.
16:08
Robbbie: Am I the asshole?
16:10
Robbbie: I'm on to the next one.
16:11
Dingo: All right.
16:12
Robbbie: I'm over it.
16:13
Robbbie: Sorry.
16:14
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for refusing to change my order at a restaurant because my girlfriend didn't like my food?
16:21
Tad: Wait.
16:22
Tad: No.
16:22
Dingo: No.
16:23
Robbbie: What?
16:24
Dingo: Leave her at the restaurant.
16:25
Dingo: Next.
16:26
Robbbie: I was going to order something.
16:28
Robbbie: I'm going to order something.
16:29
Robbbie: Girlfriend's like, no, no, I want you to order this so I could eat your shit while I also eat my shit.
16:34
Robbbie: And I'm like, no, I'm going to get what I want.
16:36
Robbbie: And she's like, fuck you.
16:38
Dingo: No, no, of course not.
16:41
Robbbie: Oh, he name dropped.
16:42
Robbbie: He name dropped Emily.
16:43
Dingo: Emily.
16:44
Robbbie: He's been dating Emily for about a year now.
16:46
Dingo: Oh, forget it.
16:48
Robbbie: She's an amazing person, but she can be a bit picky with food.
16:52
Dingo: And she's not an amazing person.
16:54
Dingo: You need to change your benchmark for amazing.
16:56
Dingo: She's fine, probably.
16:58
Robbbie: She's a person.
17:00
Dingo: No, she cries in movies and she tips well and she smiles nice.
17:06
Dingo: She's amazing.
17:08
Dingo: No, she tells you what to eat in a restaurant.
17:10
Dingo: She's a bitch.
17:11
Dingo: Leave her.
17:11
Dingo: Leave her tonight at the restaurant.
17:15
Robbbie: We have no details on this.
17:17
Robbbie: Well, we have some details on this, but...
17:20
Dingo: I don't need any.
17:22
Dingo: I've got all I need.
17:24
Robbbie: I think we've heard enough.
17:25
Tad: I don't like Emily.
17:27
Robbbie: I don't like Emily.
17:29
Dingo: Fuck you, Emily.
17:31
Dingo: Sorry, Emily.
17:32
Dingo: The cold medicine is really kicking in.
17:34
Dingo: I'm sure you're amazing.
17:37
Robbbie: Fuck you, Emily.
17:39
Robbbie: Uh, okay.
17:41
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for refusing to lie to my family?
17:45
Robbbie: I don't even want to hear that.
17:46
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for telling my friend's girlfriend that he cheated on her?
17:50
Dingo: Hmm.
17:51
Robbbie: Whose friend are you?
17:53
Tad: Hmm.
17:55
Dingo: Nah.
17:56
Tad: Hmm.
17:57
Robbbie: No?
17:57
Robbbie: Okay.
17:58
Dingo: I'm already confused by all the friends, friends, girlfriends.
18:02
Robbbie: I have a friend.
18:04
Dingo: No, no, I'm lost.
18:05
Robbbie: He cheated on his girlfriend.
18:06
Dingo: I'm lost.
18:07
Robbbie: I told his girlfriend.
18:08
Dingo: Two people, Max, involved.
18:10
Robbbie: Too many levels, so like...
18:11
Dingo: Too many people.
18:12
Robbbie: Three degrees to Kevin Bacon or...
18:15
Dingo: The threesome was already throwing me off.
18:17
Dingo: I couldn't keep track.
18:18
Robbbie: Was Chad laying pipe with both them or not?
18:22
Dingo: I just, just tell me about Chad.
18:25
Dingo: Keep it to one person.
18:26
Robbbie: I want...
18:27
Robbbie: How can we get Chad on the podcast?
18:30
Tad: Yeah, can we get Chad on the show here?
18:34
Robbbie: Chad, if you're out there, if you went through a situation similar to what was just discussed, please reach out to us.
18:42
Robbbie: Info at thedingodaylee.com.
18:44
Robbbie: Please.
18:45
Robbbie: Much appreciated, Chad.
18:48
Dingo: But not you, Emily.
18:51
Robbbie: Emily, I swear to God.
18:53
Dingo: If I get an email from you, I'm going to be so pissed.
18:56
Robbbie: I shouldn't have shared that email.
18:58
Robbbie: Chad, figure it out.
19:00
Robbbie: Find us.
19:01
Robbbie: I might have bleeped the email.
19:05
Robbbie: You'll find me.
19:06
Robbbie: Anyways, am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend, I would prefer for her not to have an abortion, but that I'd be open to whatever decision?
19:18
Robbbie: That's a tricky one.
19:19
Robbbie: You don't really, it's always like, oh, it's up to the woman only.
19:25
Robbbie: But like also, I helped.
19:29
Robbbie: But you don't want to say anything because like it kind of is, it's her body.
19:32
Robbbie: And I, that's a tricky one.
19:34
Dingo: Yeah, I don't know if I could even put myself in that guy's head.
19:39
Dingo: All I know is if someone was like, hey, I'm pregnant, but I'm going to get rid of it.
19:44
Dingo: I'm going to be like, great, I don't even have to turn my brain on.
19:47
Dingo: It's already done.
19:48
Robbbie: Well, he wants the baby.
19:50
Dingo: So, all right, read it.
19:51
Dingo: Let's let's let's jump in.
19:53
Robbbie: He it's a pretty short one.
19:55
Robbbie: He he's saying that he prefers to have the baby.
19:59
Robbbie: He prefers it, which is admirable.
20:01
Robbbie: OK, I would say a lot of fathers out there, not fathers, but potential fathers don't prefer to have the baby.
20:08
Dingo: What was his boyfriend girlfriend?
20:09
Dingo: Are they married?
20:10
Robbbie: Girlfriend.
20:11
Robbbie: Let's hear it.
20:12
Robbbie: My girlfriend of two years.
20:14
Robbbie: OK, told me today that a couple of pregnancy tests came back positive.
20:17
Robbbie: A couple just kept taking them and like they kept saying positive.
20:21
Robbbie: I was like, I can't be right.
20:22
Dingo: I was peon on everything.
20:23
Dingo: It was all positive.
20:24
Robbbie: So a couple of pregnancy tests came back and that she is leaning towards an abortion, but wanted my input to help make her decision.
20:31
Robbbie: I told her that I would like for her to keep the baby and that we can work something out together.
20:35
Robbbie: I left it at that.
20:36
Robbbie: But emphasize that I'm open to whatever she chooses because in the end, it's nine months she has to go through and it's her body.
20:43
Robbbie: That will go through the changes.
20:44
Robbbie: At first, she was appreciative, but then she got agitated saying that I should have pled the fifth and give all decision making to her.
20:51
Robbbie: She's given me BS all evening.
20:54
Robbbie: Also saying I'm trying to be controlling.
20:55
Robbbie: I simply gave her my input as she asked.
20:58
Robbbie: She initially appreciated it, but then claimed my input was too strong and I should have deflected when she asked, am I the asshole?
21:06
Tad: I'd say no.
21:07
Robbbie: No, he seems genuine.
21:09
Tad: I mean, she asked for his opinion.
21:12
Robbbie: Yeah, right.
21:12
Robbbie: I gave an opinion.
21:14
Dingo: What did I say about keeping your mouth shut?
21:17
Dingo: See, he's in trouble because he answered.
21:19
Dingo: Just sit there and nod your head.
21:21
Dingo: It'll solve 99% of your problems.
21:24
Robbbie: That's the thing.
21:25
Robbbie: It's sometimes better to say nothing.
21:28
Robbbie: Some women, whether they tell you or not, want to be lied to.
21:32
Robbbie: This is not just like a general all women or like that, but sometimes they don't want the truth.
21:39
Robbbie: They want to hear what they want to hear, and not women to some men are like that.
21:43
Dingo: It's not a male female thing.
21:45
Robbbie: It's yeah, that's fair.
21:46
Robbbie: All right.
21:47
Robbbie: I'm being misogynist.
21:48
Dingo: No, we all went there in our heads.
21:50
Dingo: Don't worry.
21:50
Robbbie: We're all thinking it.
21:52
Robbbie: The hottest takes from the Dingo Daily.
21:54
Dingo: Well, I'm just asking questions, just asking questions.
21:57
Robbbie: Yeah.
21:57
Robbbie: So she wanted to be lied to.
22:00
Robbbie: That's what it sounds like.
22:01
Robbbie: She wanted he she did not want an opinion.
22:03
Robbbie: Don't play head games.
22:04
Robbbie: That's I can't be on your side if you're playing head games.
22:07
Robbbie: You want an opinion?
22:08
Robbbie: You got an opinion?
22:09
Dingo: Yep.
22:10
Dingo: You got an answer to the question that you asked.
22:13
Dingo: Sorry.
22:14
Robbbie: General public says not the asshole as well, but it gives a shit what they think.
22:19
Dingo: Yeah, they don't matter.
22:21
Robbbie: Am I the asshole for pretending to think beans and chili are woke to prank my cousin who is obsessed with being anti woke and who loves chili?
22:34
Dingo: Okay.
22:35
Robbbie: This is a weird prank.
22:36
Dingo: I bet I can guess your cousin is super against woke.
22:41
Dingo: You lied and said you heard that beans are woke, and now he hates beans and his chili.
22:47
Dingo: Sounds about right.
22:48
Dingo: You're not an asshole.
22:49
Dingo: That's pretty funny, actually.
22:50
Tad: That's a great prank.
22:52
Dingo: If it works, that's funny.
22:54
Robbbie: This is a pretty long post, so I'm not going to read it, but it ends with that I take this too far.
22:59
Robbbie: Oh, and then the top comment is that's fucking hilarious.
23:02
Robbbie: He's so damn fixated on what other people say is woke or not woke that he'll sabotage his own cooking.
23:08
Robbbie: He handed you that material to prank him with on a silver platter, and he needs to get over it.
23:15
Robbbie: Yeah, I could just see how that went.
23:17
Dingo: All right, well, good job.
23:19
Dingo: You pranked him.
23:20
Dingo: You're not an asshole.
23:21
Robbbie: Pranked.
23:22
Dingo: But anyone that uses the term woke and anti-woke, you're an asshole, so shut up.
23:27
Robbbie: Is food woke?
23:28
Robbbie: Like, what is this woke bullshit?
23:30
Robbbie: Like, who?
23:31
Robbbie: It's so dumb.
23:32
Dingo: I don't know.
23:33
Tad: It's really dumb.
23:34
Robbbie: It's just to get stupid people to listen to your message of hate or whatever.
23:40
Dingo: Well, it's both.
23:40
Dingo: Anyone.
23:41
Dingo: I don't care what side of the coin you're on.
23:42
Dingo: Just it doesn't mean anything.
23:44
Dingo: Stop using it.
23:45
Robbbie: Agreed.
23:45
Robbbie: It's just like letting people live their lives.
23:50
Dingo: Yeah.
23:50
Robbbie: Without people being dicks to them.
23:52
Robbbie: That's what woke is.
23:53
Dingo: Sorry, I'm too woke for you.
23:55
Dingo: Shut up.
23:57
Robbbie: Dumb.
23:58
Dingo: Dumb.
23:58
Dingo: You're dumb.
23:59
Tad: Dumb.
24:00
Robbbie: You're dumb and that's dumb and it's all dumb.
24:02
Dingo: Everyone's dumb.
24:04
Tad: I do prefer beans and chili.
24:06
Dingo: See, this is the stuff we need to know about.
24:09
Dingo: What kind of beans though?
24:10
Dingo: Do you do the classic three?
24:13
Dingo: The white, pinto, and black?
24:15
Dingo: What do you like?
24:15
Robbbie: I like the white.
24:16
Dingo: You spice it up with some garbanzo.
24:19
Tad: I like a kidney bean.
24:20
Dingo: A nice thick kidney bean.
24:22
Tad: I could do a garbanzo.
24:23
Dingo: I won't do a garbanzo on there.
24:25
Robbbie: Isn't a garbanzo just a chickpea?
24:27
Dingo: Yeah, but I wouldn't let a garbanzo on my face.
24:32
Tad: Ba dum.
24:32
Tad: Shh.
24:41
Robbbie: Oh, that's funny.
24:43
Robbbie: Okay, so let's continue.
24:47
Robbbie: Actually, I want to take a moment, real quick, to discuss Tad's Super Bowl prediction, because I don't think we touched on that.
24:56
Dingo: No, I was waiting for you to bring up the Super Bowl at all.
24:58
Tad: Oh yeah, that's right.
24:59
Tad: I predicted the Super Bowl winner.
25:02
Robbbie: And the Super Bowl has happened since this prediction.
25:07
Robbbie: And I'll give you this, yes, you got the winner right.
25:11
Tad: I did.
25:12
Robbbie: But you did not get anything else right.
25:15
Tad: You're right.
25:16
Tad: You're right about that.
25:17
Tad: I didn't.
25:18
Dingo: You ruined a lot of prop bets.
25:20
Tad: It was a little off.
25:23
Robbbie: I don't know.
25:25
Robbbie: Should I trust you going forward?
25:27
Tad: Like half.
25:29
Robbbie: I'll go with who you choose.
25:31
Robbbie: I'll go with who you choose, but not how they got there.
25:33
Tad: Yeah, I'll give you that.
25:36
Dingo: Yeah, it's not about the destination.
25:38
Dingo: It's the journey.
25:39
Robbbie: It's the journey.
25:39
Robbbie: And Ted has no idea what's going to happen on this journey.
25:43
Dingo: The journey is where all the good money is.
25:45
Dingo: So thanks a lot, Ted.
25:48
Tad: Sorry, guys.
25:49
Robbbie: It's all right, because you predicted my Eagles would win.
25:52
Robbbie: Go Birds.
25:53
Robbbie: We're all very excited.
25:54
Robbbie: All of us, all three of us, everyone probably in the world.
25:57
Robbbie: Yeah, this is wonderful.
25:59
Robbbie: We're all celebrating.
26:00
Robbbie: It's it's a victory for for America and for the world.
26:04
Robbbie: So thank you, Chad.
26:07
Robbbie: And thank you.
26:08
Robbbie: Thank you, Eagles.
26:09
Robbbie: Go Birds.
26:11
Dingo: No.
26:12
Robbbie: Anyways, I digress.
26:13
Robbbie: I found us another subreddit.
26:16
Robbbie: And I want to I want to switch over to this one for a little bit.
26:20
Robbbie: This is our advice.
26:23
Tad: Oh, let's get into it.
26:24
Tad: I give great advice.
26:25
Robbbie: Yeah, right.
26:26
Robbbie: I think we're going to give some really good advice.
26:30
Robbbie: We can maybe go back to calling people assholes.
26:33
Robbbie: At one point, but let's give some advice for right now.
26:36
Dingo: I'm going to do it regardless.
26:38
Robbbie: Yeah.
26:39
Dingo: Okay, let's give these assholes advice.
26:41
Robbbie: I mean, we'll probably still try and find the asshole in this advice giving session.
26:48
Robbbie: Someone's an asshole here.
26:50
Robbbie: And they wouldn't ask for advice otherwise.
26:52
Dingo: That's a good point.
26:54
Dingo: Stop asking people for advice.
26:57
Robbbie: Just stop it.
26:58
Robbbie: Just do whatever feels right.
27:00
Robbbie: Go with your gut.
27:02
Robbbie: That's going to be my answer for everyone.
27:04
Dingo: Go with our guts now.
27:06
Robbbie: Okay, how can I tell my friends and family that I don't want gifts if it's going to come from Sheen or Tmoo?
27:15
Robbbie: I've never heard of Sheen.
27:16
Dingo: So they don't want cheap crap.
27:17
Robbbie: But are people getting gifts on Tmoo?
27:22
Robbbie: Yeah, I don't like cheap shit.
27:24
Dingo: Don't you like buying bulk on there?
27:25
Tad: Yeah, just say that.
27:27
Robbbie: What?
27:28
Robbbie: Are they buying in bulk?
27:29
Dingo: Just say, I don't want this cheap crap.
27:31
Tad: Yeah, I mean.
27:33
Robbbie: Yeah, I mean, someone's giving you a gift.
27:35
Robbbie: If someone gives you a gift, though, you're like, oh, first of all, your reaction is going to be pretty telling, I'm sure.
27:42
Dingo: Yeah, you got to fake it.
27:44
Robbbie: But like, what are you supposed to say?
27:45
Robbbie: Like, I don't want this.
27:46
Robbbie: Like, here, I got you this.
27:48
Robbbie: I got you this.
27:49
Robbbie: No, thanks.
27:50
Dingo: Just shop for them at the dollar store.
27:53
Dingo: Go to Dollar General and buy their gifts.
27:56
Dingo: It's still a gift.
27:58
Robbbie: That's exactly what you should do.
28:00
Dingo: Yeah.
28:01
Dingo: Say, thank you.
28:02
Dingo: It's lovely, Aunt Tammy or whatever.
28:05
Dingo: And then just give them...
28:07
Tad: I mean, it sounds like that person's an asshole.
28:10
Dingo: Yeah.
28:10
Dingo: You're an asshole.
28:11
Dingo: Next.
28:12
Robbbie: Yep.
28:13
Robbbie: I think they're the asshole, and they should be an asshole right back to them by getting them shitty gifts, too.
28:19
Robbbie: Well, I'm really kind of reading through this now.
28:21
Robbbie: It doesn't sound like this is a reciprocal kind of thing.
28:26
Robbbie: It's just the mom wants to get her a couch from Tmoo.
28:30
Robbbie: Just the mom being a nice mom.
28:32
Dingo: Yeah.
28:32
Robbbie: And she's like, fuck you, mom.
28:34
Robbbie: I don't want your garbage.
28:37
Robbbie: Just say no, it's your mom.
28:38
Robbbie: Like, what is she going to cry about?
28:40
Robbbie: Like, turning down a couch.
28:43
Robbbie: Like, all right, whatever.
28:43
Robbbie: I don't got to spend money on you.
28:45
Dingo: You just got to say you don't want a couch, and then just live without a couch.
28:49
Dingo: And then when she dies, get a nice couch.
28:51
Dingo: Problem solved.
28:53
Robbbie: Yeah.
28:54
Tad: Say, fuck your couch.
28:56
Robbbie: If my kid was like, I don't want you to buy me this, I'd be like, perfect.
29:00
Tad: Like, great.
29:02
Robbbie: Just tell her no.
29:04
Robbbie: Great.
29:05
Dingo: I want your broke ass crap, dad.
29:08
Robbbie: Yeah, right.
29:10
Robbbie: I wouldn't want it either.
29:11
Robbbie: All right.
29:12
Robbbie: Let's let's go on to the next one.
29:15
Robbbie: She said she'd text me, but it's been over a month.
29:19
Robbbie: What do I do?
29:20
Robbbie: Move on, guy.
29:21
Robbbie: Yeah.
29:21
Robbbie: Move on.
29:22
Dingo: Yeah.
29:22
Dingo: Why are you even talking about this?
29:24
Robbbie: It's over.
29:28
Robbbie: I don't think we need any more context here.
29:30
Robbbie: Like, just move on.
29:33
Robbbie: So I, a 23-year-old male, have never had a girlfriend for a few reasons.
29:37
Robbbie: Oh, it's over, dude.
29:38
Dingo: I guess that, you know what you should do?
29:40
Dingo: Show up at her house.
29:42
Dingo: Just show up and look in the window and make sure she's there.
29:45
Dingo: And then if she is, just start knocking and don't go away until you get an answer, because it's rude not to text.
29:53
Dingo: There you go.
29:54
Robbbie: Oh, man.
29:55
Robbbie: You know, the thing is...
29:57
Robbbie: Oh, I'm sorry.
29:58
Robbbie: You got me.
29:59
Robbbie: She probably doesn't even think of you.
30:00
Robbbie: She...
30:01
Robbbie: It's been a month.
30:02
Dingo: She forgot you exist.
30:03
Robbbie: Like, she's not thinking about you at all.
30:06
Dingo: So go remind her that you exist.
30:08
Tad: Yeah.
30:11
Tad: Get a boombox, play some Peter Gabriel.
30:15
Dingo: Go through her trash.
30:16
Robbbie: Oh, no.
30:17
Dingo: Pick through the trash.
30:18
Dingo: See what she likes.
30:19
Dingo: She's not giving you anything to work with.
30:22
Dingo: Open her garbage.
30:23
Dingo: See what magazines she's subscribed to.
30:26
Dingo: Get her something from there.
30:28
Dingo: You're welcome.
30:30
Tad: Get her something from Tmoo.
30:33
Dingo: All right.
30:34
Dingo: I think we nailed that one.
30:35
Robbbie: Oh, guys, I'm losing it.
30:37
Robbbie: Yeah.
30:38
Tad: You got me.
30:40
Dingo: All right.
30:41
Robbbie: I'm feeling some kind of way today.
30:43
Robbbie: Oh, man.
30:44
Dingo: Who else can we help?
30:45
Robbbie: Yeah.
30:46
Tad: All right.
30:46
Tad: So settled.
30:48
Robbbie: Go through trash, get her items related to her trash.
30:53
Dingo: Yeah.
30:53
Dingo: She just forgot.
30:54
Dingo: She just forgot.
30:56
Dingo: She needs a reminder.
30:57
Dingo: That's all it is.
30:57
Dingo: Don't overthink it.
30:59
Dingo: She loves you like you love her.
31:00
Robbbie: And get her stuff from Tmoo.
31:02
Robbbie: And then she'll be yours.
31:05
Robbbie: She'll be yours forever.
31:06
Robbbie: Tmoo and trash.
31:08
Robbbie: Trash gifts.
31:11
Robbbie: Oh, man.
31:12
Robbbie: You got me on that one.
31:14
Tad: All right.
31:14
Robbbie: Let's see.
31:15
Robbbie: My wife's sister is cheating on her husband.
31:19
Robbbie: Hmm.
31:21
Robbbie: So?
31:22
Dingo: Is it with him?
31:23
Dingo: That would be a twist.
31:25
Dingo: How do I know this, you may ask?
31:26
Dingo: Because it's with me.
31:30
Robbbie: You're cheating on your wife's, on your wife with her sister?
31:34
Robbbie: And then you posted about it?
31:36
Robbbie: Oh, this is your username.
31:37
Robbbie: What in the world?
31:39
Dingo: All right.
31:40
Robbbie: Dingo, tell us what happened.
31:42
Dingo: My wife doesn't have a sister, so nice try.
31:46
Dingo: Not caught.
31:48
Robbbie: So close.
31:49
Robbbie: Mine does.
31:50
Dingo: So close.
31:50
Robbbie: But this is not me either.
31:52
Robbbie: All right.
31:52
Robbbie: So there's there's a lot to unpack here.
31:55
Robbbie: And I'll try not to get into too much detail.
31:58
Robbbie: I recently recently found out that my wife's sister is cheating on her husband with another man.
32:03
Robbbie: First in secret, but the husband found out and had worked out that they wanted to stay together because they got a little kid, one year old together.
32:13
Robbbie: Oh, he like he wanted to stay with his wife, like the other guy.
32:17
Dingo: Okay, so it she was already caught.
32:20
Dingo: And now it's just like, I mean, obviously she's going to do it again.
32:25
Robbbie: Wait, the husband.
32:26
Robbbie: Oh, the her the sister's husband found out.
32:28
Dingo: Yeah, she was cheating and got busted.
32:31
Robbbie: But the sister, the wife's sister and her husband won.
32:34
Robbbie: Okay, I'm sorry.
32:35
Robbbie: Right.
32:36
Robbbie: Okay, so she was still speaking to the guy she was sleeping with.
32:40
Robbbie: He is was also cheating on his girlfriend with her.
32:44
Robbbie: Just rat him out because they were still chatting.
32:46
Robbbie: They meet up again.
32:48
Robbbie: They meet up again and is cheating again.
32:51
Robbbie: Is it like this?
32:52
Robbbie: Are you American?
32:54
Robbbie: The grammar in here is get throw me.
32:57
Dingo: You got to rat them out.
32:58
Robbbie: And they're cheating again.
33:00
Dingo: You got away with it once, and then you did it again.
33:02
Dingo: Yeah, rat him out.
33:03
Dingo: The kid's only one.
33:04
Robbbie: She doesn't want to divorce because he is well...
33:07
Robbbie: He's well off with a good income and comfortable living space.
33:11
Robbbie: Oh, man.
33:12
Dingo: Yeah, okay, divorce.
33:13
Dingo: You're gonna get half of it, depending on your local...
33:17
Robbbie: Is there a pre-note?
33:18
Robbbie: I don't see anything about a pre-note.
33:21
Dingo: Laws.
33:22
Robbbie: The rest of the family doesn't really know what's going on.
33:24
Robbbie: How can I, we, the family help in this situation?
33:28
Robbbie: Don't.
33:29
Robbbie: Honestly, fucking don't.
33:31
Robbbie: Feels like none of your...
33:32
Dingo: Write an anonymous note on a brick and throw it through the window.
33:35
Robbbie: Yeah, don't even do that.
33:37
Tad: Oh.
33:38
Robbbie: Go, go through their trash.
33:40
Dingo: While you're out there throwing the brick, check the trash.
33:44
Robbbie: Check the trash.
33:45
Tad: Call Chad.
33:47
Robbbie: Call Chad.
33:48
Robbbie: Oh, man.
33:49
Dingo: I bet it already was him.
33:51
Dingo: Chad.
33:51
Robbbie: Chad will fix everything.
33:53
Dingo: That is Chad.
33:54
Robbbie: It was Chad.
33:55
Robbbie: You know, you know the other man was Chad.
33:58
Robbbie: Like that's why they're still chatting, because you're not going to not chat with Chad.
34:03
Dingo: Just just make a new email and send an anonymous email.
34:08
Dingo: There you go.
34:09
Dingo: That kid's only one years old.
34:10
Dingo: He's not going to remember daddy anyway.
34:12
Robbbie: Yeah.
34:15
Robbbie: You don't want to, because you stay together in a shitty relationship, and the kid is growing up in a shitty environment.
34:23
Robbbie: I mean, is that is that better?
34:24
Robbbie: No, it's probably better to separate.
34:27
Robbbie: I don't know.
34:28
Dingo: And take half his shit on your way out.
34:30
Robbbie: And take half his shit on your way out.
34:32
Robbbie: Two Christmases or Chanukahs.
34:35
Dingo: Oh, yeah.
34:36
Robbbie: If you have two Chanukahs, that's 16 days of presents.
34:39
Dingo: Oh, so many socks.
34:41
Dingo: You're going to be sad for the year.
34:43
Robbbie: What a blessing.
34:44
Robbbie: Get dreidels every night.
34:46
Robbbie: Get some gelt.
34:48
Dingo: So much gelt.
34:50
Dingo: L'chaim.
34:51
Robbbie: L'chaim.
34:52
Robbbie: All right.
34:53
Robbbie: My ex-husband won't accept our divorce and keeps crossing boundaries.
35:00
Robbbie: You're not accepting it?
35:02
Robbbie: I want to get a divorce.
35:03
Robbbie: No.
35:05
Robbbie: What do you do there?
35:06
Dingo: Wait, the divorce already happened, right?
35:08
Robbbie: I don't know.
35:09
Robbbie: This one's really long.
35:11
Dingo: Forget it.
35:12
Tad: Two years ago, November 2023.
35:14
Robbbie: They share custody of their seven-year-old twins, boy and a girl.
35:18
Robbbie: Dingo, is this your parents?
35:21
Robbbie: Are you seven?
35:22
Robbbie: When was this posted?
35:24
Dingo: I'm nine now, okay?
35:25
Dingo: This is a couple of years ago.
35:28
Tad: I love one of the last sentences.
35:31
Tad: Please stop DMing me.
35:32
Tad: I'm not looking for anyone, so stop sending inappropriate messages.
35:39
Dingo: Well, you're about to get three more.
35:42
Robbbie: The ex-husband won't accept the divorce.
35:45
Dingo: But they already divorced?
35:47
Robbbie: Things got worse.
35:48
Robbbie: These long ones are, it's so hard to talk about.
35:51
Dingo: Forget it.
35:52
Dingo: You don't get advice if you type too much.
35:54
Dingo: Shoot them.
35:55
Robbbie: If you're going to give this many details, just give me a paragraph.
36:00
Robbbie: Where's Chad GPT to summarize this shit?
36:04
Robbbie: Even before the war, I'm over this.
36:07
Robbbie: I'm not reading all this.
36:08
Robbbie: It's too much.
36:09
Dingo: Yeah, forget it.
36:09
Dingo: Call the cops or shoot them.
36:11
Dingo: Pick one.
36:12
Robbbie: Next.
36:13
Robbbie: My wife wants to move out of the USA.
36:17
Dingo: So does everyone.
36:18
Tad: Yeah.
36:19
Robbbie: Yeah.
36:20
Tad: Do it.
36:21
Dingo: Get in line, lady.
36:22
Tad: Do it.
36:23
Robbbie: Just do it.
36:24
Robbbie: I don't need to hear about that.
36:25
Robbbie: Do it.
36:25
Dingo: Nobody wants us anyway.
36:27
Robbbie: Just do it.
36:28
Robbbie: If you're feeling it.
36:29
Robbbie: Wait.
36:29
Robbbie: Well, they don't want to.
36:30
Robbbie: The wife does.
36:31
Robbbie: Just go.
36:32
Robbbie: Trust me.
36:33
Robbbie: Listen to your wife is the best advice I can give you.
36:36
Robbbie: Your wife knows better than you.
36:39
Robbbie: Just do it.
36:40
Robbbie: You're welcome.
36:41
Dingo: Yeah.
36:41
Dingo: Go to Portugal.
36:42
Dingo: I think they're accepting Americans.
36:45
Dingo: There's like four places you can pick from.
36:47
Dingo: Throw a dart.
36:48
Robbbie: Portugal is nice.
36:50
Dingo: Yeah.
36:50
Robbbie: Croatia.
36:51
Robbbie: That's where I'm going.
36:53
Robbbie: I don't know if they're accepting, but I got a guy.
36:56
Dingo: We'll talk after.
36:58
Robbbie: Okay.
36:58
Robbbie: Next.
36:59
Robbbie: I got rejected today.
37:01
Robbbie: Yeah.
37:02
Dingo: All right.
37:02
Dingo: It's going to happen more.
37:05
Robbbie: Just deal with the rejection.
37:06
Robbbie: I don't know what they got rejected about, but sucks to suck.
37:10
Dingo: Yeah.
37:10
Robbbie: You're going to get rejected.
37:12
Robbbie: Trust me.
37:12
Robbbie: That's not going to be the last time.
37:14
Dingo: You're asking people on the internet.
37:16
Dingo: You're on Ask Advice on the internet.
37:19
Dingo: You're going to get rejected a lot more.
37:21
Robbbie: Yeah.
37:22
Robbbie: Oh, wow.
37:23
Robbbie: They got rejected by their best friend who they've had a crush on for years and didn't know what to do.
37:27
Robbbie: It's an 18-year-old female.
37:30
Robbbie: An 18-year-old female getting rejected.
37:32
Dingo: That's odd.
37:34
Dingo: Well, maybe they were 52.
37:35
Tad: What is the world coming to?
37:38
Robbbie: Because in real life, they're 52, and this is an internet post full of lies.
37:44
Robbbie: Didn't even really work.
37:46
Robbbie: You got 28 karma.
37:48
Dingo: Yeah.
37:48
Dingo: Or it's like some crazy girl.
37:50
Dingo: It was like her college professor.
37:53
Dingo: Whatever.
37:53
Dingo: Suck it up.
37:54
Dingo: Just be a total whore from here on out.
37:57
Robbbie: That's an avenue you can take.
37:59
Dingo: Yeah.
37:59
Dingo: But you don't have to.
38:01
Robbbie: Yeah.
38:02
Robbbie: Rejection's going to happen.
38:03
Robbbie: But I mean, if you are an 18-year-old girl getting rejected, you're going to get rejected a lot more in the future because that's...
38:13
Robbbie: I can't imagine it getting that much better.
38:16
Dingo: Tell you what.
38:16
Dingo: They're coming for advice.
38:18
Dingo: So here's your advice.
38:19
Dingo: 18-year-old female getting rejected, don't feel good about yourself, start an OnlyFans.
38:25
Dingo: There you go.
38:27
Dingo: All your problems are solved.
38:29
Robbbie: You can make a killing on OnlyFans.
38:31
Dingo: Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're ugly.
38:33
Robbbie: You know, the problem with OnlyFans, it doesn't work as well for guys, so I can't utilize that, but oof.
38:40
Robbbie: Some of these people are making 40-some million dollars this year.
38:45
Robbbie: Craziness.
38:46
Dingo: Really?
38:47
Dingo: We gotta get some of that for the boys.
38:49
Robbbie: Craziness.
38:50
Dingo: What if we start one where it's just guys, and then there's not even the distraction of women.
38:56
Dingo: It's just guys posting for other bros, just giving money, supporting the guys.
39:01
Tad: OnlyMans.
39:03
Dingo: OnlyMans.
39:04
Dingo: Yeah.
39:05
Robbbie: Well, FutureStar, our good friend FutureStar, he was trying to start an OnlyFans strictly for women, and not even allow men to subscribe, where he provides the content only for the women.
39:18
Tad: He's the only content?
39:20
Dingo: He just wants to make his own porn site.
39:22
Robbbie: He was asking, yeah, well, he was asking if there was like a setting to prevent men from subscribing.
39:29
Robbbie: He's like, he's like, OnlyFans seems to be geared towards men who are looking for women content.
39:40
Robbbie: But he's like, there is a whole other half.
39:42
Robbbie: These women want content too, and I can provide the content for the women.
39:46
Robbbie: But I mean, just these OnlyFans.
39:49
Dingo: I mean, that exists already.
39:50
Robbbie: So what if a dude subscribes?
39:52
Dingo: You can't stop that.
39:53
Dingo: What are you going to do?
39:54
Dingo: Ask?
39:55
Dingo: Are you a woman?
39:57
Dingo: I can't lie on the Internet.
39:59
Dingo: You're going to have guys looking at your hog.
40:01
Dingo: Just deal with it.
40:02
Robbbie: And you know, you know we're all going to subscribe.
40:06
Dingo: What?
40:07
Robbbie: Maybe not.
40:08
Robbbie: We just want to support FutureStar.
40:10
Robbbie: He-
40:10
Dingo: Oh yeah, just support the bros.
40:12
Robbbie: He's a rising up and comer.
40:14
Dingo: Ayo, no pun intended.
40:16
Robbbie: Just to support the bros.
40:18
Robbbie: I'm not trying to subscribe to your content.
40:21
Robbbie: I'm just trying to support the bros.
40:23
Dingo: You know, he's up and coming.
40:25
Robbbie: Alright, let's move on.
40:27
Dingo: Please.
40:28
Robbbie: He's an up and comer.
40:29
Robbbie: He's a future star.
40:32
Robbbie: Interviewed by Local News Today, because Reddit hasn't responded to my appeal for 39 days now.
40:40
Robbbie: You went to the news because of something that happened on Reddit?
40:43
Dingo: You're the asshole.
40:45
Robbbie: This one's pretty short.
40:45
Robbbie: I'm just going to roll through this.
40:47
Robbbie: I don't know.
40:48
Robbbie: I'm a homeless guy using a public computer at the library, and every account I make gets banned without explanation or notification.
40:56
Dingo: I just called the homeless guy an asshole.
40:58
Robbbie: Yeah, dude, you're the asshole.
41:00
Robbbie: So I think the advice I can give is that Dingo's the asshole.
41:04
Dingo: Yeah, but so is this guy.
41:05
Dingo: I stand by it.
41:06
Dingo: We're both assholes.
41:07
Robbbie: I don't know what this guy did.
41:09
Robbbie: He is just trying to make a Reddit account.
41:12
Robbbie: Homeless people deserve to Reddit, too.
41:13
Dingo: You don't need one.
41:15
Dingo: You can just look at the shit.
41:16
Robbbie: But he wants one.
41:18
Dingo: Why do you go to the news?
41:20
Robbbie: Yeah, well, I'm trying to get there.
41:22
Robbbie: Every account they make gets banned without explanation or notification.
41:26
Robbbie: I can't get an actual answer from a real person.
41:29
Robbbie: Why?
41:29
Robbbie: Are homeless people not allowed to use Reddit?
41:32
Robbbie: How would they know you're homeless?
41:33
Robbbie: I don't think they could target you that way.
41:35
Tad: That sounds like something you might need to talk to the library about.
41:38
Tad: Yeah, like they might have some sort of a block on that.
41:41
Robbbie: Even the local news thinks it's ridiculous.
41:44
Robbbie: He went to the local news.
41:45
Robbbie: I bet he like hyped himself up to them and they were like, Yeah, oh, I'm sure.
41:50
Robbbie: And then he was like, See, I told you people are interested in this story.
41:53
Dingo: I mean, he could have just seen someone taking pictures with a camera and thought that was news and just started yelling at them.
42:00
Dingo: Put yourself in this guy's shoes.
42:02
Robbbie: I just I'm curious of the mental health of this guy.
42:05
Robbbie: I'd also like to point out that this this individual posted this on Reddit.
42:12
Robbbie: Oh, wait, if I subreddit, he got an account, he did it.
42:16
Dingo: Oh, so he doesn't even need advice.
42:18
Dingo: You did it.
42:19
Robbbie: Mazel tov.
42:20
Dingo: Way to go, man.
42:21
Tad: Cash sounds like an asshole.
42:23
Dingo: He's still an asshole.
42:24
Robbbie: And at 40 days and counting without an admin response, he's still waiting for a response.
42:29
Robbbie: You're on Reddit.
42:29
Robbbie: You're doing it.
42:31
Robbbie: It's done.
42:32
Dingo: From who?
42:33
Robbbie: From an admin.
42:35
Robbbie: I mean, post on the Reddit admin sub.
42:38
Robbbie: I think there's one.
42:40
Robbbie: What is the issue?
42:42
Dingo: He did it.
42:42
Robbbie: Because you're using Reddit right now.
42:46
Robbbie: Is it like, do they make random guest accounts if you don't have an account?
42:51
Robbbie: I don't think so.
42:52
Robbbie: I think you need to be-
42:53
Dingo: We have to make an account on there so we can actually answer them.
42:57
Dingo: Because this guy needs to-
42:59
Dingo: How has no one told him yet?
43:00
Dingo: You're using it.
43:01
Robbbie: You're using Reddit right now.
43:03
Robbbie: He's responding to people in the comments.
43:05
Robbbie: Like, this guy is actively using Reddit.
43:08
Robbbie: An hour ago, he's posting comments.
43:11
Robbbie: What happened?
43:12
Dingo: I fear this advice won't get to him in time.
43:14
Robbbie: You know, maybe it's that they keep banning him, so this one's going to get banned soon.
43:19
Robbbie: I mean, if he's actively posting right now within the past couple of hours, so this is clearly maybe a new account.
43:25
Robbbie: When was this account created?
43:26
Robbbie: Nine hours ago.
43:27
Robbbie: Oh, it's his cake day.
43:30
Robbbie: He has negative five comment karma.
43:32
Dingo: Oh, you know what?
43:33
Robbbie: People are not writing for him.
43:35
Dingo: Keep kicking the hive.
43:37
Dingo: Talk to all the news channels you can get a hold of.
43:40
Robbbie: I think you need to take this to the very top.
43:43
Dingo: TikTok.
43:44
Robbbie: I'm talking about Elon Musk.
43:47
Dingo: Oh.
43:48
Robbbie: Take it to President Musk.
43:50
Robbbie: He will handle this for you.
43:51
Robbbie: He will just shut Reddit down because that's the competitor, right?
43:55
Dingo: Just tell him they said something mean about him.
43:58
Dingo: He will shut it down.
43:59
Robbbie: I feel like they go after the crazy.
44:01
Robbbie: They are eating the cats and the dogs.
44:04
Robbbie: Oh, listen to them.
44:05
Robbbie: They sound reasonable.
44:06
Robbbie: Reddit is shadow banning me, the homeless.
44:09
Robbbie: He sounds reasonable.
44:10
Robbbie: Let's get him on the public stage.
44:13
Robbbie: Isn't that what they like to do?
44:14
Dingo: Yeah, pretty much.
44:17
Dingo: All right.
44:18
Robbbie: I'm being falsely accused of rape.
44:21
Tad: Oof.
44:22
Tad: That sucks.
44:23
Dingo: That one's kind of heavy.
44:24
Dingo: You're on your own, bud.
44:26
Robbbie: I don't like using the R word on my...
44:29
Robbbie: Woof.
44:30
Dingo: I'm gonna have to cut that one out.
44:33
Robbbie: Yeah.
44:34
Dingo: Can't say the R word.
44:35
Robbbie: Do I bleep it?
44:37
Robbbie: Should I make a beep sound?
44:39
Dingo: Probably.
44:41
Robbbie: This is an explicit podcast.
44:46
Robbbie: We can say whatever we want.
44:47
Dingo: Call it a struggle snuggle.
44:50
Dingo: Make it a little more palatable.
44:52
Robbbie: You know, I'm just gonna say it.
44:53
Robbbie: Rape happens.
44:55
Robbbie: Rape happens.
44:57
Robbbie: And I'm not gonna censor myself.
44:59
Robbbie: And we need to let the world know that it's not okay.
45:04
Dingo: You hear that, India?
45:05
Robbbie: Is that controversial?
45:07
Robbbie: Does the world not know that?
45:08
Robbbie: Yeah, some of the world doesn't know that.
45:11
Robbbie: I'm gonna read into this.
45:11
Robbbie: This is a pretty short one, too.
45:13
Robbbie: Sounds like it could be juicy.
45:15
Robbbie: Or it just could be some middle school drama.
45:18
Robbbie: High school.
45:18
Robbbie: I'm 16, and there's a girl I know who is going around saying, apparently, I assaulted her in a block.
45:26
Robbbie: I assaulted her in a block?
45:28
Robbbie: I never did this.
45:30
Robbbie: And I would never do something like that to a girl without consent.
45:33
Dingo: What country is this from?
45:35
Robbbie: In a block.
45:35
Robbbie: I don't know what that means.
45:36
Robbbie: This must be some sort of foreign country.
45:39
Dingo: This is Eastern European.
45:41
Robbbie: She has moved...
45:42
Dingo: You're going to the Gulag, bro.
45:43
Robbbie: She has moved to city.
45:45
Robbbie: Yeah.
45:46
Robbbie: She has moved city, and I never counted her as a friend.
45:49
Robbbie: She's 14.
45:50
Robbbie: Jesus.
45:52
Dingo: I don't even feel good reading about this.
45:54
Robbbie: She's an absolute nutcase.
45:56
Robbbie: Most people are just straight up...
46:00
Robbbie: Get off the Internet.
46:01
Robbbie: How about that?
46:01
Robbbie: Get off the Internet, stop talking to humans, go meet someone else.
46:05
Robbbie: She moved city, then good.
46:09
Robbbie: Problem solved.
46:10
Dingo: She moved city.
46:12
Dingo: You know what you do?
46:13
Dingo: Show up at her house and sort this out.
46:18
Dingo: Go through her trash in new city.
46:22
Tad: Send her something from Tmoo.
46:25
Dingo: Yeah, you have her new address, right?
46:27
Robbbie: Oh my God.
46:28
Robbbie: Well, he knows that she has moved city.
46:31
Robbbie: I presume at this point, he knows which city she has moved.
46:36
Robbbie: So hopefully, he can find it.
46:39
Dingo: Problem solved itself, I guess.
46:40
Dingo: Bye.
46:42
Robbbie: Yeah, sounds like problem solved to me.
46:45
Robbbie: She has moved city.
46:47
Robbbie: Just let her be in that city.
46:49
Robbbie: You be in your city, separate cities.
46:52
Robbbie: You should be good.
46:53
Robbbie: Yep.
46:55
Robbbie: I'm tired of being bullied at school.
46:57
Robbbie: I don't know what to do.
46:58
Robbbie: Is this whole subreddit, just kids in high school trying to get through life?
47:02
Tad: Seems like a lot of kids.
47:04
Dingo: Yeah.
47:05
Dingo: It gets better.
47:06
Dingo: Hang on, buddy.
47:07
Dingo: Next.
47:07
Robbbie: It gets better.
47:08
Robbbie: Guys, all the high school posts here, it gets better.
47:11
Robbbie: Just keep going.
47:12
Robbbie: Do your homework.
47:13
Robbbie: Trust me.
47:14
Robbbie: Study.
47:14
Robbbie: Just put your head in some books.
47:16
Dingo: Well, to speak candidly, for some of you, it's going to get a lot worse, actually.
47:20
Robbbie: It's going to get so much worse for some of you.
47:22
Dingo: Yeah.
47:23
Dingo: This is the best it's going to be for a large portion of you.
47:28
Dingo: Almost all of you, actually.
47:29
Robbbie: But, you know, like, for those of you where it's going to get so much worse, you're probably having a great time right now.
47:36
Robbbie: It's kind of like the inverse.
47:37
Robbbie: A lot of times, like, if you're having a great time right now, you're going to have a shitty time later.
47:41
Robbbie: And if you're having a shitty time now, I mean, maybe not going to have the best time later, but you're it's going to get better.
47:47
Robbbie: Probably.
47:48
Robbbie: Maybe.
47:48
Robbbie: You'll see.
47:49
Dingo: If you're in high school and your parents have money, it's going to get better either way.
47:53
Robbbie: Yeah, there you go.
47:54
Robbbie: Money solves everything.
47:56
Dingo: The rest of you enjoy it.
47:58
Dingo: Enjoy this now.
48:00
Robbbie: I love money.
48:01
Dingo: Money's great.
48:03
Robbbie: Oh, here's perfect.
48:04
Robbbie: This is so topical.
48:05
Robbbie: My female 28, boyfriend, male 25.
48:09
Robbbie: Oh, she's sugar mama.
48:12
Robbbie: Is terrible with money.
48:14
Robbbie: Is it worth sticking around?
48:16
Robbbie: She's got three years on him and he's terrible with money.
48:22
Robbbie: Keep him or kick him to the curb.
48:24
Tad: Get rid of him.
48:24
Tad: Sounds like an asshole.
48:25
Robbbie: It does sound like an asshole.
48:27
Dingo: I mean, yeah, you should have a decent idea at that point.
48:30
Dingo: Plus, your clock is taken if you want kids.
48:32
Dingo: You're almost 30.
48:34
Dingo: Start fresh.
48:35
Robbbie: Oh, no, you've got to dump him.
48:38
Robbbie: Yeah, if you're still boyfriend, he's not ready for kids.
48:42
Robbbie: 28.
48:43
Robbbie: Trust me, girl.
48:44
Robbbie: Get started.
48:45
Robbbie: Find someone real.
48:46
Robbbie: I'm already reading this.
48:47
Robbbie: This is, I can tell.
48:48
Robbbie: Get rid of him.
48:49
Robbbie: Find someone better, especially if you want kids, especially if you want kids.
48:54
Robbbie: Over the course of our relationship, he has asked to borrow money numerous times with me covering rent, internet, streaming platforms, grocery shopping, taking my vehicle everywhere.
49:04
Robbbie: He got his truck repossessed in November of 2024.
49:07
Dingo: Jesus.
49:08
Robbbie: And with the latest tactic, me covering our $3,000 cruise and flights.
49:13
Robbbie: And as of yesterday, told me his bank called because he was two days behind on his truck payment and they have already threatened repossession again.
49:22
Robbbie: Wait, I thought it was already repossessed.
49:24
Robbbie: And now he's going to get double repossessed?
49:26
Robbbie: He must have gotten it out.
49:28
Dingo: Yeah, she paid for it.
49:29
Robbbie: He has always paid me back.
49:32
Robbbie: He's always paid her back.
49:33
Dingo: That's something.
49:35
Robbbie: That's not bad.
49:37
Robbbie: It's something.
49:39
Robbbie: But my biggest thing is it's the principal.
49:42
Robbbie: I would throw up if my vehicle got repossessed or if I had to ask my partner to cover our rent.
49:48
Robbbie: I mean, I cover a whole family's worth of mortgage.
49:52
Robbbie: So I guess you're still young.
49:55
Dingo: Those damn kids don't even pay anything back.
49:58
Robbbie: No one pays me shit.
50:00
Robbbie: And I don't complain.
50:01
Robbbie: I'm not on the Advice Subreddit posting.
50:04
Robbbie: I'm on it reading your problems.
50:07
Robbbie: But yeah, it sounds...
50:10
Dingo: Yeah, get rid of them.
50:11
Robbbie: It sounds like get rid of them, in my opinion.
50:13
Robbbie: He's paying you back, which is it's good.
50:15
Robbbie: Your principal thing, I get more so that he just sounds immature and you sound like you're starting to mature.
50:22
Robbbie: So honestly, especially if you want kids.
50:26
Dingo: Tick tock.
50:27
Robbbie: Kick them to the curb.
50:29
Robbbie: Tick tock.
50:29
Robbbie: That's a real thing.
50:30
Robbbie: It's a thing you got to think about.
50:32
Robbbie: It's kind of messed up.
50:33
Robbbie: And I mean, geriatric pregnancy starts at 35 or 36, like it's after 35.
50:38
Robbbie: I don't know.
50:40
Robbbie: But that's it's not that old.
50:42
Robbbie: But it is considered significantly more risky after that age.
50:48
Dingo: That's just for you, ladies.
50:50
Dingo: Robert De Niro is pumping him out at 80 something.
50:53
Dingo: Well, how old is he?
50:53
Robbbie: Alec Baldwin.
50:55
Robbbie: Yeah, all of these guys, they're just they're just cranking out kids well into their 70s, 80s.
51:00
Robbbie: Disgusting.
51:01
Robbbie: Shouldn't be doing it, but they absolutely can.
51:03
Robbbie: Ladies, you don't have that luxury.
51:06
Robbbie: In my opinion, it's not it's not a luxury.
51:08
Robbbie: Don't you don't want an old dad because then I mean, you're graduating high school, they're like 70, 80.
51:16
Robbbie: Like you're not you're not really having a catch with them.
51:19
Robbbie: You're not experiencing life with them.
51:22
Robbbie: You're going to get married and hopefully they're still alive.
51:25
Dingo: Not a chance.
51:25
Dingo: And now you're going to be one of those kids whose dad dies in kindergarten.
51:31
Robbbie: You're having a kid at 80.
51:32
Robbbie: You're you're not seeing their wedding.
51:34
Dingo: No, it's a dick move to squirt one out right at the end there.
51:38
Robbbie: Yeah, that's no good.
51:40
Robbbie: Don't be doing that to your kid.
51:42
Robbbie: That is a dick move.
51:43
Robbbie: It's a dick move.
51:44
Robbbie: They shouldn't allow that.
51:45
Dingo: Look how cute my baby is.
51:47
Dingo: He's gonna grow up without a dad.
51:50
Robbbie: It goes back into that parenting test.
51:52
Robbbie: Not just a competency test, but an age requirement or limit rather.
51:57
Robbbie: Should be a thing, right?
51:59
Dingo: I don't see why not.
52:00
Tad: Yes, probably.
52:01
Dingo: If you guys are gonna keep abusing it like this, Robert, Alec, me, I'm gonna do it.
52:09
Robbbie: I can't stop having kids.
52:13
Robbbie: When are you guys gonna have your next kid?
52:15
Tad: TikTok.
52:16
Dingo: I mean, I'm thinking 72.
52:19
Tad: I'm gonna wait till I'm like 75, I think.
52:22
Robbbie: It's a good call.
52:23
Dingo: But it's not gonna be with this old broad.
52:25
Robbbie: Hopefully by then, I mean that 401k hits and there's something in there, and I don't really gotta worry about that kid.
52:34
Robbbie: Just give him some money and then I'll die.
52:36
Robbbie: And bing, bang, boom.
52:38
Robbbie: I'll pay someone else to raise him.
52:40
Dingo: Bing, bang, boom.
52:42
Robbbie: Anyways.
52:44
Dingo: Yeah, so digressed a little there, but I don't remember what the question was.
52:48
Robbbie: It was leave your boyfriend.
52:50
Robbbie: He sucks with money.
52:51
Dingo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
52:52
Dingo: Yeah, leave him.
52:53
Robbbie: Don't.
52:54
Robbbie: Don't.
52:54
Robbbie: Stick around.
52:57
Robbbie: Okay, husband yelling.
53:01
Dingo: Yeah, we do that.
53:02
Robbbie: I'm crying now because of an argument with my husband.
53:06
Robbbie: I don't want to get this sounds messy.
53:07
Dingo: It's you guys are going to fight.
53:09
Dingo: Just don't hit.
53:10
Robbbie: Don't air your dirty laundry.
53:12
Robbbie: I get read it is like more of an anonymous space, so it's a little more acceptable.
53:17
Robbbie: Definitely don't air your stuff to like people you know, in my opinion.
53:20
Dingo: No, everyone should know.
53:22
Robbbie: Like if you're having a fight and you're in a public setting, I don't know.
53:27
Robbbie: That sounds like that seems that's a you guys thing.
53:31
Robbbie: Other people don't need to know our business.
53:33
Dingo: I mean, I'll watch it.
53:35
Dingo: Don't get me wrong, but you shouldn't do it.
53:38
Robbbie: I mean, as a spectator that I don't if I don't know them.
53:41
Dingo: I know I'm hesitant to tell people not to fight in public because I enjoy it, but whatever.
53:50
Dingo: Keep doing it.
53:51
Dingo: Fight in public.
53:52
Dingo: You know what?
53:52
Dingo: I'm changing my stance.
53:54
Dingo: Fight in public.
53:54
Dingo: You need witnesses anyway, and I want to see it.
53:57
Dingo: So get off Reddit and go to the mall next.
54:02
Robbbie: Can we talk about the mall for a second if we're going to digress some more?
54:07
Dingo: Please.
54:08
Robbbie: Do you guys even have active malls?
54:10
Tad: Yeah.
54:11
Dingo: Active is a strong word, but it's there.
54:14
Robbbie: Chad, you live 20 minutes from me, and you're lying, because the mall next to me is fucking empty.
54:21
Tad: I mean, the mall closest to me is definitely not empty.
54:25
Robbbie: I'm trying to think of the mall, but yeah, you have a better mall.
54:28
Robbbie: Mine is...
54:29
Robbbie: COVID killed it.
54:30
Robbbie: It's gone.
54:31
Robbbie: It is gone.
54:32
Robbbie: There are like three stores that people actually use.
54:36
Robbbie: There's a bunch of like luxury stores that are ghost town, and they're just closing one by one all the time.
54:43
Robbbie: It's such a depressing place to go.
54:45
Robbbie: I feel like we used to go to the mall, hang out with my friends, like not even just to buy things.
54:49
Robbbie: I mean, the shopping was fun, and it was there, and stores were popping, but just a place to hang out.
54:54
Robbbie: Like people don't hang out there anymore, from what I've seen, at least in my local mall.
54:58
Dingo: No.
54:58
Robbbie: It's depressing.
54:59
Dingo: Mine's weird.
55:00
Dingo: There's never anyone in the mall, but all the stores are...
55:04
Dingo: They're opening new ones.
55:05
Dingo: They have the nicest Barnes and Noble I've ever seen, but it's just always empty.
55:10
Robbbie: Really?
55:11
Dingo: Yeah.
55:11
Robbbie: I feel like brick and mortar is dying.
55:13
Robbbie: The Internet is taking over everything.
55:15
Robbbie: COVID ruined public spaces.
55:17
Robbbie: That's what I'm witnessing personally firsthand.
55:20
Robbbie: If it's different for you guys, then I mean, you guys are lucky, and hopefully it doesn't get to what I'm seeing.
55:26
Robbbie: Maybe it's just my mall.
55:27
Robbbie: Maybe my mall sucks.
55:29
Dingo: I mean, there's definitely stores, which I have no clue how they're still open, like Sears and Macy's.
55:34
Dingo: Like, I'm always the only person there, and I'm just walking through it to get to the rest of the mall.
55:39
Robbbie: Is Sears still open?
55:41
Tad: Yeah.
55:43
Dingo: And they have like 10 people working there, and they're all assaulting you with perfume when you walk in.
55:50
Robbbie: Yeah, mine doesn't have that.
55:51
Robbbie: Not anymore.
55:52
Robbbie: Not really.
55:53
Dingo: It's like 1998.
55:54
Robbbie: Used to be popping.
55:56
Robbbie: I wish.
55:58
Tad: 98 was a great year.
55:59
Robbbie: It was a great year for malls.
56:01
Robbbie: Peak mall.
56:03
Robbbie: Shout out to King of Prussia, my Philly natives.
56:06
Robbbie: King of Prussia is definitely still popping.
56:09
Robbbie: I know it is.
56:09
Dingo: No, that's a mall.
56:11
Robbbie: That's a big mall.
56:12
Dingo: That's a mall.
56:13
Robbbie: That's a top three mall in the US, size-wise, actually.
56:19
Robbbie: Okay, here we go.
56:20
Robbbie: I don't want a lucid dream anymore.
56:24
Robbbie: A bit of a long post.
56:25
Robbbie: They wrote a bit of a long post.
56:27
Dingo: All right.
56:27
Dingo: I don't know how to help you anyway.
56:29
Robbbie: You can lucid dream?
56:29
Robbbie: That's awesome.
56:30
Dingo: Yeah.
56:31
Dingo: I don't know.
56:32
Dingo: Enjoy it.
56:33
Tad: Just stop sleeping.
56:34
Robbbie: Don't sleep.
56:36
Robbbie: That sounds awesome, though.
56:37
Robbbie: Could you imagine just like, I'm going to go to sleep so I can fly around for a while and then bang everyone I want and...
56:45
Dingo: But he's over it.
56:46
Robbbie: I don't know.
56:47
Robbbie: You can do whatever you want.
56:48
Robbbie: It's dreamland.
56:49
Dingo: He doesn't want to do it anymore.
56:51
Robbbie: You just live in your perfect reality every night and you're bored.
56:56
Robbbie: Really?
56:56
Robbbie: It's that easy?
56:57
Robbbie: Just a couple of dreams and you're like, oh yeah?
57:00
Robbbie: The novelty is worn off.
57:02
Dingo: Well in your dream, go to bed and sleep normally there.
57:08
Dingo: If you can do whatever you want, problem solved.
57:13
Tad: That's a perfect solution.
57:15
Dingo: Or when he goes to sleep in the dream, do you think he lucid dream?
57:19
Dingo: Is it like Inception where it's just lucid dreams all the way down?
57:24
Dingo: Yeah, you don't know.
57:26
Robbbie: I only read a little bit.
57:27
Dingo: No, just do meth.
57:28
Dingo: Stay awake and do meth.
57:30
Robbbie: I'm 24.
57:30
Robbbie: I've been able to randomly lucid dream every now and then.
57:34
Robbbie: Every now and then since I was a child.
57:36
Robbbie: It's not even every night.
57:37
Robbbie: Just every now and then.
57:38
Dingo: Oh, fuck off.
57:40
Robbbie: Sometimes more often than others.
57:42
Robbbie: Zero control of when it happens.
57:44
Tad: This person's an asshole.
57:46
Robbbie: You're the asshole.
57:47
Tad: You are the asshole.
57:49
Tad: Get over it.
57:50
Dingo: It happens every now and again.
57:51
Dingo: Just deal with it.
57:52
Robbbie: Oh, this was fine until I turned 19 and started experiencing sleep paralysis often.
57:59
Robbbie: That's no good.
58:00
Tad: Hmm.
58:01
Robbbie: Hmm.
58:02
Robbbie: The first one was quite scary where I hallucinated a the rake.
58:07
Dingo: I don't know.
58:08
Robbbie: They put that in like those weird bracket quotes.
58:10
Dingo: It's a monster that my children know about.
58:12
Robbbie: Like, figure if some of you know the reference.
58:17
Robbbie: Yeah, he said if you know the reference, I don't know the reference.
58:20
Tad: But like the rake in The Simpsons?
58:23
Tad: Sideshow Bob?
58:25
Robbbie: Sure.
58:25
Robbbie: Let's go with that.
58:26
Robbbie: But over time, I started finding the paralysis more annoying than scary.
58:30
Robbbie: It would happen quite often.
58:32
Robbbie: So I just closed my eyes and wiggled toes and fingers until I could move again and wake up.
58:37
Robbbie: You know, I've had those dreams, you know, like where you're running and then you're like running away from something, but then you can't like move, like your legs are stuck and you just like can't run.
58:49
Robbbie: It's kind of a nightmare, but you feel stuck.
58:51
Robbbie: Like I feel like is that what he's talking about?
58:53
Robbbie: Have you guys experienced that or are you normal?
58:56
Dingo: Yeah, every once in a while.
58:58
Dingo: I'm a drowning guy.
59:00
Dingo: I drown a lot in dreams.
59:01
Robbbie: You know, what I used to do as a child in my youth is sleepwalk everywhere, all throughout my house.
59:10
Robbbie: But I was actively dreaming while sleepwalking around my house.
59:14
Robbbie: So I would usually I was flying.
59:17
Robbbie: It was awesome.
59:18
Robbbie: I would I would be flying my dream, running around my room or running around my house.
59:22
Robbbie: And I was just flying.
59:23
Robbbie: I was flying.
59:24
Robbbie: I thought I was flying.
59:25
Robbbie: It was it was awesome.
59:26
Robbbie: And then often I would end the dream falling.
59:30
Robbbie: I would physically fall onto my bed, which was fantastic.
59:33
Robbbie: I don't know how I always landed on the bed, but I can feel myself physically falling and landing on the bed, which would just wake me up.
59:41
Robbbie: And in my dream, I was like falling to my death.
59:44
Robbbie: But then I would suddenly wake up to me landing on my mattress.
59:48
Dingo: There's got to be people out there that do that, but never make it to their bed.
59:52
Dingo: They'll just stand at the top of the stairs and be like, here we go.
59:55
Robbbie: Yeah, right.
59:56
Dingo: Cushions.
59:57
Robbbie: And then there was one time where I went downstairs.
1:00:02
Robbbie: I let I had a dog who would stay in a crate at night because he was still a puppy.
1:00:07
Robbbie: And I let I let the dog out of his crate.
1:00:09
Robbbie: I took a bunch of my dad's business documents.
1:00:12
Robbbie: I was just holding them, carrying them around the house.
1:00:15
Robbbie: I walked halfway up the stairs and then halfway up the stairs is a landing and the stairs splits.
1:00:19
Robbbie: So you can like one goes down to the foyer, one goes to the kitchen.
1:00:24
Robbbie: And I was like leaning down the foyer side, and I could have just fallen right down the stairs.
1:00:28
Robbbie: But at the top of the stairs was my parents bedroom.
1:00:30
Robbbie: They opened up the door and my mom was just like, Robbie, what are you doing?
1:00:35
Robbbie: And I woke up and I'm just like looking around.
1:00:38
Robbbie: I look downstairs.
1:00:39
Robbbie: I see my dog looking up at me.
1:00:40
Robbbie: I look up.
1:00:41
Robbbie: I see my mom looking at me.
1:00:42
Robbbie: I look down at my hands.
1:00:44
Robbbie: I see a bunch of papers in my hands.
1:00:46
Robbbie: I'm just like, I don't know.
1:00:48
Robbbie: And they're like, why don't you go back to bed?
1:00:50
Robbbie: And I was like, yeah, OK.
1:00:51
Dingo: Well, I guess that answers the question I had was, are you really not supposed to wake sleepwalking people?
1:00:57
Dingo: Because they're like, they'll attack you.
1:00:59
Dingo: But I was wasn't sure if that was bullshit or did you attack them?
1:01:03
Dingo: And you just didn't don't want to tell us.
1:01:04
Robbbie: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say, I think that's bullshit.
1:01:08
Robbbie: I think it's bullshit.
1:01:09
Robbbie: I think it's just you're dreaming.
1:01:11
Robbbie: What's happening is you're dreaming when you're sleepwalking.
1:01:14
Robbbie: That's what happened to me, at least I know for a fact.
1:01:16
Robbbie: I was dreaming and sleepwalking and the walking made the dream feel real because I was actively moving in real life and my mind was fabricating the world around me.
1:01:28
Robbbie: Pretty intense.
1:01:30
Robbbie: I was a weird kid, I guess.
1:01:32
Dingo: Business documents, business documents.
1:01:34
Robbbie: He was a lawyer, lawyer documents.
1:01:37
Dingo: Legal business documents, legal documents.
1:01:40
Robbbie: That's the word I'm looking for, legal documents.
1:01:43
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:01:43
Robbbie: So do you guys have weird sleep patterns as a kid or as an adult?
1:01:48
Dingo: Weird.
1:01:49
Dingo: I just don't sleep.
1:01:50
Dingo: No, but that's a kid thing.
1:01:53
Robbbie: No, I mean, these days, I just don't sleep.
1:01:56
Robbbie: But I have had those dreams where I just felt like I couldn't move.
1:02:00
Tad: I'll have weird dreams sometimes where like, you know, something bad is going to happen, and I try to scream, but I can't.
1:02:07
Tad: And then when I finally do scream, I actually scream like out loud outside of my dream.
1:02:16
Robbbie: And does your wife ever wake you up and be like, hey.
1:02:19
Tad: Oh, yeah.
1:02:19
Tad: She's like, what the fuck?
1:02:20
Tad: Like, I don't know.
1:02:21
Tad: Dog was about to get hit by a car.
1:02:23
Robbbie: Oh, jeez.
1:02:24
Robbbie: Terrifying.
1:02:25
Tad: Yeah.
1:02:27
Robbbie: All right.
1:02:28
Robbbie: Let's move on to the next one.
1:02:29
Robbbie: I think the guy's the asshole.
1:02:31
Robbbie: Just lose a dream or be paralyzed.
1:02:34
Robbbie: Who cares?
1:02:35
Robbbie: Fuck you.
1:02:35
Dingo: Or stay awake.
1:02:38
Dingo: Do math.
1:02:39
Robbbie: Or stay awake forever.
1:02:40
Robbbie: Is this good advice?
1:02:41
Robbbie: Are we doing it?
1:02:42
Robbbie: Are we doing advice?
1:02:43
Tad: Absolutely.
1:02:44
Robbbie: Fantastic.
1:02:45
Dingo: Did it say anywhere that he went to a doctor?
1:02:48
Dingo: Because just go to a doctor.
1:02:50
Dingo: Don't ask people on Reddit.
1:02:51
Tad: Oh, yeah.
1:02:52
Robbbie: Let's read a little further, I guess.
1:02:55
Dingo: Forget it.
1:02:55
Robbbie: Right?
1:02:56
Robbbie: Everyone just comes to Reddit.
1:02:57
Robbbie: Like, before I actually go to a professional, let's ask a bunch of strangers jerking off and smoking weed on the internet.
1:03:04
Dingo: Yeah.
1:03:04
Dingo: Just take stimulants and stay awake as long as you can.
1:03:08
Robbbie: I don't see anywhere in here that says they went to a doctor.
1:03:11
Dingo: Well, there you go.
1:03:12
Dingo: You're the asshole.
1:03:14
Robbbie: You are the asshole.
1:03:16
Robbbie: First comment.
1:03:16
Robbbie: This is a medical issue.
1:03:18
Robbbie: Go see a doctor.
1:03:19
Dingo: Thank you.
1:03:20
Robbbie: And tell them what you're telling us.
1:03:22
Robbbie: Like, why are you telling us this?
1:03:24
Robbbie: Dingo coming in with the grade A advice.
1:03:26
Dingo: Nailed it.
1:03:27
Robbbie: Go to a fucking doctor.
1:03:28
Robbbie: Nailed it.
1:03:29
Robbbie: That came from a top commenter on this on the sub.
1:03:32
Robbbie: This person just trolls advice and gives advice constantly.
1:03:36
Robbbie: That's a new feature.
1:03:37
Robbbie: Reddit shows who like the top commenters on each sub are.
1:03:41
Robbbie: Oh, now they're like quoting Wikipedia.
1:03:43
Robbbie: They're coming out with like sources.
1:03:44
Dingo: What do you need to quote for?
1:03:46
Robbbie: This guy is a top commenter.
1:03:48
Dingo: I just went to a CD neighborhood.
1:03:49
Dingo: And I got shot.
1:03:51
Dingo: I have an active gunshot wound.
1:03:53
Dingo: It's bleeding out.
1:03:54
Dingo: What should I do?
1:03:55
Robbbie: Well, here's a Wikipedia article on the crime statistics in your area.
1:04:00
Robbbie: Maybe you should avoid these areas in the future.
1:04:03
Robbbie: Good luck.
1:04:03
Dingo: Yeah, dumbass.
1:04:05
Dingo: Go to a doctor.
1:04:10
Robbbie: Should I tell my housemate's girlfriend who her boyfriend truly is?
1:04:14
Robbbie: It's a very long post.
1:04:15
Robbbie: No, pass.
1:04:16
Robbbie: Sorry.
1:04:17
Robbbie: You say it's a long post and I'm passing.
1:04:19
Dingo: Yeah.
1:04:20
Robbbie: Friend keeps trying to involve me in her ED.
1:04:24
Dingo: Erectile dysfunction?
1:04:25
Robbbie: That can't be right.
1:04:27
Tad: Erectile dysfunction?
1:04:29
Robbbie: Evident disorder mindset?
1:04:31
Robbbie: Is that what?
1:04:32
Dingo: She can't get a boner.
1:04:34
Robbbie: Just take some Viagra or there's like hims and hers is a thing?
1:04:38
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:04:40
Robbbie: I think that's something.
1:04:42
Robbbie: I don't know.
1:04:42
Dingo: She's having problems achieving an erection.
1:04:46
Dingo: It could be her lack of penis, but go to the doctor.
1:04:50
Robbbie: Always have a fairly evident disordered mindset.
1:04:54
Dingo: Is it eating disorder?
1:04:55
Robbbie: Definitely go to the doctor.
1:04:57
Robbbie: Eating disorder, that's what it is.
1:04:59
Robbbie: That's exactly, I'm like reading further.
1:05:01
Robbbie: It's an eating disorder.
1:05:02
Robbbie: Just go to a doctor.
1:05:05
Dingo: Have a sandwich.
1:05:06
Dingo: I don't know.
1:05:07
Tad: Your friend's an asshole.
1:05:08
Robbbie: Definitely an asshole.
1:05:10
Robbbie: Friend from work, no such thing.
1:05:12
Robbbie: They don't like you.
1:05:13
Robbbie: They're putting on a facade.
1:05:15
Robbbie: It's not a real friendship.
1:05:17
Robbbie: They have to be with you, so they're trying to make it palatable.
1:05:21
Robbbie: Yep.
1:05:22
Robbbie: Not your friend.
1:05:23
Robbbie: They're an asshole.
1:05:24
Robbbie: Go to a doctor.
1:05:26
Robbbie: Except it's your, you said you're friends with them, and they have the eating disorder.
1:05:32
Robbbie: They should go to the doctor.
1:05:33
Robbbie: Don't tell them to go to a doctor.
1:05:35
Robbbie: You're not friends with them.
1:05:37
Robbbie: Don't talk to them.
1:05:39
Dingo: Don't talk to them.
1:05:40
Dingo: Report them to HR for making you feel uncomfortable.
1:05:43
Robbbie: I mean, honestly, if that's what's going on, if they're trying to involve you in their eating disorder, don't talk to them.
1:05:50
Robbbie: They're not your friend.
1:05:51
Dingo: Nope.
1:05:52
Dingo: Get them fired, actually.
1:05:53
Dingo: Then you won't have to deal with it anymore.
1:05:56
Robbbie: That's best-case scenario.
1:05:58
Robbbie: If you can ever just completely eliminate someone from your life, and I'm not suggesting murder at all.
1:06:07
Robbbie: That is a hard Dingo Daily stance.
1:06:10
Robbbie: We don't condone murder.
1:06:12
Robbbie: But if you can eliminate someone from being in your life to make your life better, if that's ever an option, I would take that option.
1:06:19
Dingo: Always do that.
1:06:21
Robbbie: Always.
1:06:22
Dingo: There's eight plus billion people.
1:06:25
Dingo: You got to clear some out of your space.
1:06:27
Robbbie: Yeah, there's way too many people.
1:06:30
Robbbie: I don't like how many people there are.
1:06:33
Robbbie: It's crowded.
1:06:34
Robbbie: Be less people.
1:06:36
Dingo: Well, everyone's population is going down, so that's some good news in these dark days.
1:06:43
Dingo: Less people.
1:06:44
Robbbie: That's good, in my opinion.
1:06:46
Dingo: Yeah.
1:06:47
Robbbie: Alon, President Alon, you're wrong.
1:06:49
Robbbie: We don't need more population.
1:06:52
Robbbie: We need less.
1:06:52
Robbbie: I don't understand the appeal of more population.
1:06:55
Robbbie: You just want more slave labor, which now I see the appeal.
1:07:00
Dingo: Are you saying Alon?
1:07:02
Dingo: Is it Elon?
1:07:04
Dingo: What's this guy's name?
1:07:05
Robbbie: Whatever the fuck your name is, who cares?
1:07:08
Robbbie: The dude sucks.
1:07:10
Dingo: That's a good point.
1:07:10
Dingo: Who cares?
1:07:12
Robbbie: I mean, isn't that what they were doing?
1:07:13
Robbbie: They did with Kamala, Kamala.
1:07:16
Dingo: Oh, true.
1:07:17
Robbbie: I'll call you whatever the fuck I want.
1:07:19
Robbbie: No one has respect for anyone anymore.
1:07:22
Dingo: Yeah, Alon.
1:07:23
Robbbie: Plus, he just sucks.
1:07:24
Dingo: Alon.
1:07:25
Dingo: He's Alon.
1:07:26
Robbbie: Alon.
1:07:27
Robbbie: Everyone calls him Leon.
1:07:29
Robbbie: That's what they call him on the interwebs.
1:07:31
Robbbie: Leon.
1:07:32
Tad: Leon.
1:07:32
Tad: I call him Elmo.
1:07:34
Robbbie: Elmo.
1:07:34
Robbbie: That's another one.
1:07:35
Robbbie: Leon, Elmo.
1:07:36
Robbbie: They just rearrange all the letters.
1:07:39
Robbbie: I guess there's no M in...
1:07:40
Tad: Elongated Muskrat.
1:07:42
Robbbie: Elongated Muskrat.
1:07:45
Robbbie: I don't even want to focus on him anymore.
1:07:47
Robbbie: It doesn't matter.
1:07:47
Robbbie: It doesn't deserve our time.
1:07:50
Dingo: Moving on.
1:07:52
Robbbie: I want to start dating, but I can't relate to anyone.
1:07:55
Robbbie: I find people annoying.
1:07:57
Tad: You're an asshole.
1:07:58
Robbbie: No, no, no, no.
1:07:59
Robbbie: I relate to what they're saying here.
1:08:02
Robbbie: I find people annoying.
1:08:03
Robbbie: Yeah, totally.
1:08:04
Robbbie: We were just saying this.
1:08:05
Robbbie: People are the worst.
1:08:07
Dingo: Yeah, you got to find different people, that's all.
1:08:08
Dingo: Well, there are people that hate people.
1:08:10
Robbbie: How do I start relating to people?
1:08:12
Dingo: Don't relate to anyone.
1:08:13
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:08:14
Robbbie: See, look, we're on this.
1:08:16
Robbbie: Come on our podcast.
1:08:17
Robbbie: I feel like you would really enjoy our company.
1:08:21
Robbbie: I can reach out to you.
1:08:21
Robbbie: You don't know who, you'll never find us.
1:08:25
Robbbie: Cause I haven't said your username and I won't.
1:08:27
Robbbie: I feel like that's kind of doxing, but we like you because you don't like others.
1:08:32
Robbbie: And I think that's a good bonding thing that we can do.
1:08:36
Robbbie: So come on our podcast.
1:08:37
Robbbie: We want to have you.
1:08:38
Dingo: Let's set them up with someone else.
1:08:41
Dingo: Let's matchmake.
1:08:43
Robbbie: Oh, that's wonderful.
1:08:44
Dingo: There are plenty of people that don't like people.
1:08:48
Tad: Well, there's an episode idea right there.
1:08:50
Dingo: We got to be able to find two of them.
1:08:53
Dingo: Just stick them together.
1:08:54
Robbbie: We'll be Yashachem.
1:08:56
Dingo: Yeah.
1:08:56
Robbbie: A Jewish matchmaker.
1:08:58
Robbbie: Be a gentle yentl.
1:08:59
Dingo: Just say that.
1:09:01
Dingo: We'll be Jewish matchmakers.
1:09:02
Robbbie: We'll be Jewish matchmakers, which is a great show on Netflix.
1:09:06
Robbbie: You all should check it out.
1:09:08
Robbbie: I believe it's called Jewish matchmaker.
1:09:10
Robbbie: But yeah, come on our show.
1:09:11
Robbbie: We'll find you someone who also hates other people, and then you can bond over hating others.
1:09:17
Robbbie: And then, this is the great part, you can sit inside your apartment, your home, wherever you live with this person, and you don't have to leave the house, the residence.
1:09:27
Robbbie: You stay there and you don't see people.
1:09:29
Robbbie: It's wonderful.
1:09:30
Dingo: Yes.
1:09:31
Robbbie: Do that.
1:09:32
Robbbie: Come on our show.
1:09:34
Robbbie: We'll hook you up.
1:09:35
Dingo: Great plan.
1:09:36
Robbbie: First comment.
1:09:37
Robbbie: You might be autistic.
1:09:45
Dingo: Well, we just went on a whole five minute tier 8 of how we relate to him.
1:09:53
Robbbie: Oh, guys, I think we might be autistic.
1:09:59
Robbbie: Shit.
1:10:00
Robbbie: Is this how we find out?
1:10:02
Dingo: I had an inkling.
1:10:03
Robbbie: Yeah, you know, this isn't all that surprising.
1:10:08
Robbbie: But I think Reddit just diagnosed us.
1:10:11
Robbbie: We relate more to autistic individuals, probably putting us on the spectrum.
1:10:16
Robbbie: And I said what I said.
1:10:18
Robbbie: Come on.
1:10:19
Robbbie: We're going to find you another autistic individual that can hate on others.
1:10:23
Dingo: Love on the spectrum.
1:10:25
Robbbie: It'll be good.
1:10:26
Robbbie: That's another show which I haven't watched, but it has intrigued me.
1:10:30
Dingo: Oh, it's so good.
1:10:32
Dingo: It's so good.
1:10:33
Robbbie: I got to get it.
1:10:34
Robbbie: I got to look into it.
1:10:35
Robbbie: I got to watch it.
1:10:36
Dingo: If you can get past the initial uncomfortable nature of the show, like you just feel weird about it, but then it turns out to be like a pretty legitimate...
1:10:47
Robbbie: Sure.
1:10:48
Robbbie: I feel weird wanting to...
1:10:51
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:10:53
Robbbie: I'm going to look into that, because that looks like entertainment there, but you know, I feel like it's entertainment for the wrong reason.
1:10:59
Robbbie: I feel like I shouldn't want to watch it.
1:11:01
Robbbie: That's my problem.
1:11:02
Dingo: You definitely go into it feeling guilty that you're watching this, but then, like, you actually...
1:11:08
Dingo: You get to know the character...
1:11:09
Dingo: Not characters, people.
1:11:11
Dingo: But it's just like a...
1:11:14
Dingo: It's just so simple.
1:11:16
Dingo: Like, if they don't like something, they'll just tell you.
1:11:18
Dingo: Like, they can just get up in the middle of the day and just be like, I'm not having fun and just walk out.
1:11:22
Robbbie: Oh, that's lovely.
1:11:24
Robbbie: I wish I could be that blunt.
1:11:25
Tad: I really appreciate the honesty of the autistic.
1:11:29
Tad: They're just tell it like it is.
1:11:32
Dingo: You know, we're not burdened by all that social crap.
1:11:34
Robbbie: And you have that great excuse.
1:11:36
Dingo: Hey, now we do too.
1:11:37
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:11:38
Robbbie: Just please excuse me.
1:11:40
Robbbie: I'm autistic.
1:11:41
Robbbie: So I'm going to act like this.
1:11:42
Robbbie: Don't worry about me.
1:11:44
Robbbie: Like, what a great excuse.
1:11:45
Dingo: Yeah, you're boring me.
1:11:46
Dingo: I'm going to leave now.
1:11:47
Dingo: It's cool.
1:11:48
Dingo: I'm autistic.
1:11:49
Robbbie: I don't like this.
1:11:50
Robbbie: Bye.
1:11:51
Robbbie: It'd be great.
1:11:51
Robbbie: You just like, if you're talking to someone, don't even say anything.
1:11:54
Robbbie: Just walk away.
1:11:55
Robbbie: Just there mid-conversation, just like, no, I'm done with this.
1:11:59
Dingo: You can do that now.
1:12:01
Robbbie: It's fine.
1:12:01
Robbbie: He's autistic.
1:12:02
Robbbie: Oh, okay.
1:12:05
Dingo: You just have somebody there to explain it.
1:12:07
Robbbie: Well, yeah, that's the problem.
1:12:09
Robbbie: You need someone there to explain it.
1:12:10
Robbbie: Because without someone there to explain it, it's just like, oh, well, that guy's probably just an asshole.
1:12:15
Robbbie: No, he's not an asshole.
1:12:16
Robbbie: He's autistic.
1:12:18
Dingo: Now we have people around and we're back to the original problem.
1:12:21
Dingo: You have to have somebody around you at all times.
1:12:24
Dingo: And we don't like people.
1:12:25
Dingo: We established.
1:12:27
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:12:27
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:12:28
Robbbie: See, it's vicious circle cycle.
1:12:32
Dingo: So what did we?
1:12:33
Dingo: What?
1:12:34
Dingo: What was the question?
1:12:35
Dingo: Was this the autistic fellow?
1:12:36
Tad: Yeah.
1:12:38
Dingo: All right.
1:12:38
Dingo: So we'll find you someone.
1:12:39
Robbbie: They don't like people, but they want to date someone.
1:12:43
Robbbie: We'll find you someone no matter how autistic you are.
1:12:47
Dingo: We got you.
1:12:48
Robbbie: Not a problem.
1:12:49
Dingo: All right.
1:12:50
Robbbie: I think maybe we do one more and call it a day.
1:12:53
Robbbie: What do you think, guys?
1:12:54
Dingo: Works.
1:12:56
Tad: Yeah.
1:12:56
Tad: I got time for one more.
1:12:58
Dingo: All right.
1:12:58
Robbbie: How to let a friendship die?
1:13:02
Dingo: Move to new city.
1:13:04
Robbbie: No, I think we can do juicier.
1:13:06
Robbbie: X keeps logging into my Snapchat.
1:13:09
Robbbie: Change your password.
1:13:10
Dingo: Yeah.
1:13:11
Dingo: You're the asshole.
1:13:12
Tad: Easy.
1:13:13
Robbbie: Easy.
1:13:14
Tad: You are the asshole.
1:13:18
Robbbie: I think my friend's father is a pervert.
1:13:21
Robbbie: He is.
1:13:22
Dingo: Almost definitely.
1:13:24
Tad: Most likely.
1:13:25
Dingo: Usually you can go with your guts on that one.
1:13:27
Robbbie: Oh, OK.
1:13:27
Robbbie: Here's one.
1:13:29
Robbbie: Need advice about my wife.
1:13:31
Dingo: Break up with her.
1:13:32
Robbbie: I'm just going to read this.
1:13:33
Robbbie: We're just going to we're going to go into this.
1:13:35
Robbbie: I want I want to give advice to this guy about his wife.
1:13:39
Robbbie: Edit.
1:13:39
Robbbie: They start with an edit.
1:13:40
Robbbie: Not that this is an excuse, but she has bipolar disorder and is heavily medicated for it and sees therapists, et cetera.
1:13:49
Robbbie: That's fun.
1:13:50
Robbbie: Okay.
1:13:51
Robbbie: My wife, 32 year old female, and I, 31 year old male, have been going through rough patches on and off throughout our in years together.
1:13:59
Robbbie: Only been married since 2022.
1:14:01
Robbbie: We have a six year old son together.
1:14:03
Robbbie: Lately, I feel like I've been losing her.
1:14:05
Robbbie: She's been married since 2022 with a six year old.
1:14:08
Robbbie: Okay.
1:14:08
Robbbie: So four years had that child before you got married.
1:14:13
Robbbie: That's fine.
1:14:15
Robbbie: Lately, I feel like I've been losing her.
1:14:17
Robbbie: Once both of our dads passed away in 2020 from cancer, both your dads passed away from cancer the same year.
1:14:23
Dingo: Okay.
1:14:24
Dingo: So she might be going through something.
1:14:26
Robbbie: Her dad was lung cancer.
1:14:28
Robbbie: My dad was brain cancer.
1:14:31
Robbbie: I mean, it sounds like you're both kind of going through something.
1:14:33
Robbbie: Four years ago, you both had dad's diet of cancer, lung and the brain respectively.
1:14:39
Robbbie: And she started to spiral out of control and act out.
1:14:43
Robbbie: It's fair.
1:14:44
Robbbie: It's a fair reaction.
1:14:45
Dingo: Yep.
1:14:46
Robbbie: She's never, this is an interesting way to start a sentence.
1:14:50
Robbbie: New paragraph.
1:14:51
Robbbie: She's never cheated on me, but that year she'd send like partial nudes to guys and was flirty with them, et cetera.
1:15:00
Robbbie: That's not good.
1:15:02
Robbbie: What guys?
1:15:03
Robbbie: Like randoms on Reddit or guys she knows?
1:15:06
Dingo: Yeah, that's not really acting up.
1:15:08
Robbbie: Either way.
1:15:09
Robbbie: Not great.
1:15:11
Robbbie: Hmm.
1:15:12
Robbbie: Anyways, I found out and we sorted all that, and it was behind us.
1:15:17
Robbbie: But then a couple of years ago, she became an alcoholic.
1:15:21
Robbbie: Just a couple of years ago.
1:15:21
Robbbie: Just now we're an alcoholic.
1:15:23
Robbbie: Okay.
1:15:23
Dingo: All right.
1:15:24
Robbbie: Like going out drinking every night with bad influence, et cetera.
1:15:28
Robbbie: She even goes to AA and other meetings now.
1:15:31
Robbbie: So I thought things were better.
1:15:33
Robbbie: Wait, you've been spiraling for four years.
1:15:36
Robbbie: You became an alcoholic and you're already in AA.
1:15:38
Robbbie: Like that was such a short timeline to go from like not an alcoholic to in AA.
1:15:44
Dingo: And there was a whole saga of sending nudes in there too.
1:15:48
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:15:49
Robbbie: This feels like a very short period of time.
1:15:51
Robbbie: They're already in recovery.
1:15:53
Dingo: Really making these past couple of years count.
1:15:56
Robbbie: Absolutely.
1:15:57
Robbbie: I mean, this this is going to really sell in your biography.
1:16:01
Robbbie: A couple of months ago, she met up with a female friend from high school.
1:16:04
Robbbie: They hit it off and we've all hung out and stuff.
1:16:07
Robbbie: And then my wife drops a bombshell on me.
1:16:10
Robbbie: Her and her friend went out the other night, not only to drink, but to get cocaine.
1:16:19
Dingo: All right.
1:16:20
Robbbie: Turns out her friend is a coke head.
1:16:24
Robbbie: I feel like you're turning this into a thing that I don't see it as, but I get it.
1:16:28
Robbbie: People are square, I guess.
1:16:30
Robbbie: Not that I'm out there doing coke.
1:16:33
Robbbie: I'm just saying, it's not that big of a deal, in my opinion.
1:16:37
Robbbie: Well, how old are they again?
1:16:39
Robbbie: 30s?
1:16:40
Robbbie: Not a great look.
1:16:41
Dingo: 30s with a kid.
1:16:43
Robbbie: With a kid.
1:16:44
Robbbie: That's a bad look.
1:16:45
Dingo: Yeah.
1:16:45
Dingo: Get your shit together.
1:16:47
Robbbie: If you're doing it regularly.
1:16:49
Robbbie: If you have one night out, it's like one of those nights with the girls.
1:16:54
Dingo: Yeah, girls night, going skiing.
1:16:56
Dingo: You know, it's fine.
1:16:58
Robbbie: I don't know.
1:16:59
Robbbie: I'm not that mad.
1:17:01
Robbbie: Gonna build a snowman.
1:17:04
Robbbie: Um, turns out her friend is a cokehead.
1:17:08
Robbbie: Now that she has an in for harder drugs, she's using that to her advantage.
1:17:13
Robbbie: Told me she had some the other night for the first time that her friend bought three grams.
1:17:18
Robbbie: She brought it into my house.
1:17:21
Robbbie: I've never done drugs in my life.
1:17:22
Robbbie: It's not my scene.
1:17:23
Robbbie: I don't, all caps, want it around my son.
1:17:27
Robbbie: That's that's fair.
1:17:28
Robbbie: And her and her friend wanted to finish it.
1:17:31
Robbbie: I italicized before her friend went home.
1:17:34
Robbbie: She stayed two days and was super paranoid and cleaning my house.
1:17:39
Robbbie: I don't like any of this.
1:17:40
Robbbie: I miss my wife.
1:17:41
Robbbie: I get angry and she just puts up her guard.
1:17:43
Robbbie: I try to be understanding that she's sick and needs help and try to support her and everything gets a little better until she tells me that she's actively asking her friend for more.
1:17:52
Robbbie: She doesn't listen to me at all and I feel powerless.
1:17:55
Robbbie: Nothing I say, do or threaten matters.
1:17:57
Robbbie: It's like she's lifeless, soulless, and her sponsors say, her sponsors, is she an NA too?
1:18:04
Robbbie: Probably just AA.
1:18:05
Robbbie: Her sponsors say she needs to go into a 30 day care.
1:18:09
Robbbie: I don't know how I'd manage alone with our son and juggling work and my own mental health for 30 days on top of all this.
1:18:15
Robbbie: I don't know what to do or how to feel.
1:18:16
Robbbie: I'm not saying I would commit murder, but I'm so angry that it crosses my mind to track down the dealer and shoot him dead.
1:18:22
Robbbie: I want justice for my wife.
1:18:24
Robbbie: I feel like I'm mourning her.
1:18:27
Robbbie: What do we do, guys?
1:18:29
Dingo: I mean, she cleaned the house, he said.
1:18:31
Dingo: Yeah, I don't know what the problem is.
1:18:36
Robbbie: He's not seeing the positives of all this.
1:18:38
Dingo: Yeah, just pump her full of coke and let her loose on that pile of mail you've been putting off to the side that's just been collecting.
1:18:45
Dingo: Get some work done around the house.
1:18:47
Robbbie: Yeah, like she found this dealer and is using it to her advantage.
1:18:51
Robbbie: You should use it to your advantage.
1:18:53
Robbbie: Have a clean house.
1:18:54
Robbbie: Tell her to learn to cook.
1:18:56
Robbbie: Get some good meals out of this.
1:18:58
Robbbie: What are the issues?
1:18:59
Robbbie: I guess being around the kid.
1:19:01
Robbbie: The kid is the problem.
1:19:02
Robbbie: The kid is the part.
1:19:04
Tad: The kid is the problem.
1:19:05
Robbbie: That's the part I take issue with.
1:19:07
Dingo: Yes.
1:19:07
Dingo: Send the kid away for 30 days.
1:19:10
Robbbie: Now we're talking.
1:19:11
Dingo: Summer camp.
1:19:12
Robbbie: So this is what we do.
1:19:14
Robbbie: We, you go, you find the dealer.
1:19:17
Robbbie: You go into their trash.
1:19:18
Tad: Yes, send them stuff from Team Who.
1:19:21
Tad: Or Sheen.
1:19:22
Robbbie: Or Sheen, whatever that is.
1:19:24
Robbbie: The fuck is Sheen?
1:19:26
Dingo: I just think, yeah, if you can't get rid of her for 30 days, then you're gonna have to look at the silver lining here.
1:19:32
Dingo: Don't cut off the Coke supply, keep it coming and get shit done.
1:19:38
Dingo: And once she realizes that you've been using her for work this whole time, she'll want to stop anyway.
1:19:44
Robbbie: Yeah, if you send her away for 30 days, it's gonna make your life living hell.
1:19:49
Robbbie: Will it get her better?
1:19:50
Robbbie: Probably.
1:19:51
Robbbie: Can she get better without doing this?
1:19:54
Robbbie: Probably.
1:19:54
Robbbie: You just need willpower, or don't, and use it to your advantage.
1:20:00
Tad: Or just divorce.
1:20:01
Dingo: Yeah, what's gonna be the next thing?
1:20:03
Dingo: First, it was sending nudes, then it was alcoholism, now it's Coke.
1:20:07
Dingo: There's just gonna be something worse coming down, so just keep her at this level.
1:20:11
Dingo: Better the devil you know.
1:20:13
Robbbie: I feel like divorce is worse as well.
1:20:16
Robbbie: Because now I gotta leave my kid with a Coke head half the time.
1:20:20
Dingo: Yeah.
1:20:21
Tad: Oh, he'll get custody.
1:20:22
Robbbie: Yeah, but now I have to, it's like, instead of going away for 30 days, she's going away forever.
1:20:27
Robbbie: And I gotta take care of a kid while working full time.
1:20:30
Robbbie: It's not easy.
1:20:31
Robbbie: Single dad life.
1:20:33
Dingo: Yep.
1:20:33
Dingo: Keep her coked up.
1:20:35
Tad: I mean, you can order a wife on Shein, I'm pretty sure.
1:20:39
Tad: Just get a new one.
1:20:41
Robbbie: Get a Ti Mu bride.
1:20:42
Tad: The Ti Mu bride.
1:20:44
Dingo: Oh, they're so cheap, though.
1:20:45
Dingo: They never last.
1:20:46
Robbbie: 90 day fiance.
1:20:50
Robbbie: I mean, they're cheap, though.
1:20:51
Robbbie: You just buy a 12 pack or order a new one every time the other one gets rusty.
1:21:03
Robbbie: Yeah, it's a sticky situation, but I think you could use it to your advantage.
1:21:09
Robbbie: Definitely keep it away from your kids.
1:21:13
Robbbie: That's the part that makes it tricky.
1:21:15
Tad: But at the end of the day, Yeah, kids should not do cocaine.
1:21:19
Robbbie: Kids shouldn't do the cocaine.
1:21:20
Robbbie: I mean, she's not sharing it with the kids, so that's a plus.
1:21:22
Tad: Yet.
1:21:23
Dingo: Yeah, she's not a monster.
1:21:25
Robbbie: Maybe not a plus to the kid.
1:21:27
Robbbie: Kids like to have fun, too.
1:21:29
Robbbie: But if it's really a problem, I think we just need to tap into some willpower here.
1:21:35
Robbbie: That's my take.
1:21:36
Dingo: All right.
1:21:37
Dingo: So keep doing it now until it gets out of control.
1:21:40
Dingo: Right now, it seems pretty manageable.
1:21:43
Dingo: Run the vacuum through a few times.
1:21:45
Robbbie: I mean, you're managing, right?
1:21:47
Dingo: Yeah.
1:21:48
Dingo: You're just delegating at this point.
1:21:49
Robbbie: You're agitated, but you're managing.
1:21:52
Dingo: Just organize your anger.
1:21:53
Dingo: That's all.
1:21:54
Robbbie: Things could be worse.
1:21:56
Robbbie: Things could be worse.
1:21:56
Robbbie: You got to take care of them yourself and work full time.
1:22:00
Robbbie: 30 days versus a lifetime versus none at all.
1:22:05
Robbbie: Just let it happen and whatever.
1:22:08
Robbbie: You're the asshole.
1:22:09
Tad: When things get bad, just remember they can always be worse.
1:22:14
Robbbie: Who's the asshole in the situation?
1:22:16
Robbbie: There's always an asshole.
1:22:18
Dingo: Was it the kid?
1:22:19
Tad: Probably the kid.
1:22:20
Dingo: Yeah.
1:22:21
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:22:22
Robbbie: A lot of people think it's the friend.
1:22:23
Robbbie: I think it's the kid.
1:22:25
Robbbie: So fuck that kid.
1:22:26
Dingo: I forgot the friend existed.
1:22:28
Robbbie: That's where she's getting access.
1:22:30
Dingo: I thought she left, though.
1:22:32
Robbbie: So the access is giving her...
1:22:34
Robbbie: She clearly has self-control issues.
1:22:38
Robbbie: So when she finds an avenue of access, she goes ham.
1:22:43
Robbbie: And that avenue of access was the friend.
1:22:45
Robbbie: Who should be at fault?
1:22:46
Robbbie: But let's be real.
1:22:48
Robbbie: The only issue I keep seeing here is that there's a kid in the mixed.
1:22:52
Robbbie: So that kid is an asshole.
1:22:54
Dingo: Yeah, it all boils down to just mismanagement.
1:22:57
Tad: Who cleaned the house?
1:22:58
Tad: Was it the wife cleaning the house, or was it the wife's friend that stayed and cleaned the house?
1:23:03
Robbbie: You know, that's a fair question.
1:23:04
Robbbie: When I was reading it.
1:23:05
Dingo: No, she keeps getting all geeked out on coke and cleaning.
1:23:10
Robbbie: It might have been the friend.
1:23:10
Robbbie: She brought it in her house.
1:23:13
Tad: They wanted to finish it.
1:23:14
Tad: She stayed two days and cleaning my house.
1:23:17
Robbbie: She, who she stayed.
1:23:19
Robbbie: Yeah.
1:23:20
Robbbie: It sounds like the friend stayed two days.
1:23:23
Robbbie: Wait, unless, then he says I missed my wife.
1:23:26
Robbbie: Did the wife leave or does he miss who his wife was?
1:23:29
Dingo: Probably that one.
1:23:29
Dingo: But I mean, if it's the wife cleaning the house, then I mean the friend, then just get rid of the wife.
1:23:35
Robbbie: Get rid of the wife and bring in the friend.
1:23:37
Dingo: Yeah, new mommy.
1:23:38
Robbbie: You'll still have coke, but maybe you could get, maybe get rid of the kid with the wife.
1:23:43
Robbbie: You get rid of the wife and the kid, got a new wife, no kids.
1:23:47
Tad: And a clean house.
1:23:48
Robbbie: And a clean house.
1:23:49
Dingo: Okay, divorce.
1:23:51
Dingo: Divorce is back on the table.
1:23:52
Dingo: And don't fight for custody.
1:23:54
Dingo: Let her have it.
1:23:55
Dingo: And move in with the friend.
1:23:57
Robbbie: I think we solved this, guys.
1:23:58
Dingo: Yeah.
1:23:59
Robbbie: I'm proud of you.
1:24:00
Dingo: That was a tricky one, but we got there.
1:24:02
Robbbie: That was a tricky one.
1:24:04
Robbbie: I think Chad was the first one to mention divorce, and I was initially against it, but I think we eventually said, yeah, divorce.
1:24:12
Robbbie: That's what you go with.
1:24:13
Robbbie: Get rid of the kid, get rid of the wife.
1:24:15
Robbbie: Bring in the friend, Tablo Rossa.
1:24:19
Tad: We're really good at this.
1:24:20
Dingo: Just helping people.
1:24:23
Dingo: Good job.
1:24:24
Robbbie: I'm so proud of each and every one of us.
1:24:28
Robbbie: I'd like to thank you guys for this.
1:24:30
Robbbie: This was really enjoyable.
1:24:32
Robbbie: If any of our listeners out there need advice on anything, please, please, please send us an e-mail.
1:24:41
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1:24:43
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1:24:44
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1:24:49
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1:24:49
Robbbie: We'll give you advice.
1:24:50
Robbbie: We're really good at this, and we want to help.
1:24:54
Dingo: You will be the asshole for asking us though.
1:24:56
Robbbie: You're probably the asshole.
1:24:59
Robbbie: So thanks for joining us.
1:25:01
Robbbie: This was so much fun.
1:25:03
Robbbie: Well, this will be a recurring segment.
1:25:05
Robbbie: I'm sure we like doing Reddit.
1:25:07
Robbbie: We like giving advice.
1:25:08
Robbbie: Hopefully, this turns from the The Daily Does Reddit to The Daily Does Our Viewers bidding.
1:25:15
Dingo: Yeah, we're going to do you.
1:25:18
Robbbie: We're going to do you.
1:25:19
Robbbie: The Daily Does Our Viewers.
1:25:20
Robbbie: And we cannot wait to do you.
1:25:23
Robbbie: Bring the lube.
1:25:24
Robbbie: This is going to be a freak off unlike anything you ever imagined.
1:25:29
Robbbie: So thanks, guys.
1:25:31
Robbbie: Thank you.
1:25:31
Robbbie: Thank you.
1:25:32
Robbbie: Thank you.
1:25:32
Tad: Thank you.
1:25:33
Robbbie: I appreciate you coming out.
1:25:35
Robbbie: And I hope to see you next week.
1:25:38
Robbbie: Goodbye.