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Weird Office Rules · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Now this morning show in Boston, Billie and Lisa in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. It's just a great start to my day
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  Speaker 1: on Kids Unaway.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's get the day started then. I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: it's the best start to your day, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: get it started right now. It's the Billy and Lisa
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  Speaker 2: Morning Show. Let's go. It's Thursday. It's August thirteenth. Besides that,
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Donovan. Yes, it is my mother in law Carol's birthday,
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  Speaker 2: So happy birthday, Carol.
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  Speaker 3: It was not with a birthday shout out, Happy birthday, Carol.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Carol, Yeah, I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Got your birthday, Carol.
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  Speaker 2: The weird thing is Carol was probably dancing to that
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  Speaker 2: when she was in high school or something.
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  Speaker 5: Thank the Lord, everyone is still here and we're all
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  Speaker 5: doing well, right, especially Carol.
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  Speaker 2: So my wife is shelling her sister Cheryl. You know,
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  Speaker 2: Carol hasn't really left the house much lately, but they're
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  Speaker 2: going a field trip today where they got good news
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  Speaker 2: and Carol wanted to go to Woodman's in Essex, Massachusetts,
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  Speaker 2: fried clams.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted some clams. Let's go. That's the best.
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  Speaker 1: Just set her up.
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  Speaker 2: I called Maureen Woodman on the yesterday and turns out,
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  Speaker 2: how about this, The entire menu at Woodman's in Essex
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  Speaker 2: is gluten free. And you know my wife, she happens
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  Speaker 2: to be gluten free.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's so great, Carol.
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  Speaker 2: For her birthday, all she wants is a bucket of clams.
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  Speaker 3: That's it, baby.
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  Speaker 2: We will scour the region checking out the best clam
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  Speaker 2: shacks around.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Go on to Woodman's.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Happy birthday, Carol, Happy birthday. Wow. Michelle didn't
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  Speaker 3: get the sea name. Huh is Cheryl with the sea
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  Speaker 3: r s?
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  Speaker 2: See? Yeah, yeah, No, she didn't get the sea name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, middle child.
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  Speaker 2: So Michelle and I were having that power Ball conversation
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  Speaker 2: last night. Again I can't explain it, but I was
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  Speaker 2: so convinced that I was going to win. Right, and
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  Speaker 2: we having this conversation. I'm searching my pockets because for
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  Speaker 2: takeout last night, we got Karma, and we love Karma.
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  Speaker 2: It's in Winchester Center, but there were a couple of them,
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  Speaker 2: so so I went to get the takeout. Right, I
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  Speaker 2: bring the takeout home and it was kind of a
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  Speaker 2: pre celebration of winning the billion. So there were two
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  Speaker 2: fortune cookies, right, two fortune cookies. I opened both. Michelle's
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  Speaker 2: not into the fortune cookie thing, so I opened both,
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  Speaker 2: and both fortunes were identical. Right, And both fortunes said
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  Speaker 2: to the letter, don't miss out on your chance to
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  Speaker 2: win big. I brought the fortune in with me, so
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  Speaker 2: to me, it was a.
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  Speaker 1: Sign from the gods.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I said, Honey, what are the odds? Two fortune
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  Speaker 2: cookies and both have the same exact fortune telling me
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  Speaker 2: that I'm winning the billion? Nothing?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing again, not even one number, Naddy. I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: sniff a digit rite nothing. Nothing. Somebody in Illinois won
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  Speaker 4: the one billion, oh.
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  Speaker 1: God, dollars. By the way, somebody right down.
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  Speaker 2: The street bought a ticket at a convenience store in
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  Speaker 2: Malden and that hit for two million. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if it's my dad. Probably not, though he
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  Speaker 3: probably texts me.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the convenience store you robbed? Well, there are
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  Speaker 1: probably a lot of convenience.
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  Speaker 3: And that convenience store is no longer there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't we know the woman's family who owned it? She
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  Speaker 5: worked in the sales.
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  Speaker 2: Storeman, The woman works outside our studio, right, and came
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  Speaker 2: to work and then realized that Justin was here and
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  Speaker 2: knew that Justin was one of the people who hit
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  Speaker 2: her parents.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's funny. She was like so nice to you,
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  Speaker 1: Like she didn't really care.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she did not care, which is nice. It's actually
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  Speaker 3: more of that story. I actually I duck and hid
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  Speaker 3: from her for the first year that I was an
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  Speaker 3: intern because I was so scared of her seeing me
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  Speaker 3: in inhaling my past.
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  Speaker 2: You can't make.
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  Speaker 3: That story up.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what are the odds that of all the companies
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  Speaker 2: in America, in the world, she would land here ten
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  Speaker 2: feet outside the studio where the guy who robbed her
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  Speaker 2: parents is working.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was embarrassing because they wrote in the local
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  Speaker 3: paper that I had been found in the basement of
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  Speaker 3: the store, eating potato chips and scratching strap and I
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  Speaker 3: had lighters. I had lighters all in my pockets.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you took that chance on robbing a
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  Speaker 2: store for lighters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and potato chips.
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  Speaker 3: And potatoes and scratch tickets.
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  Speaker 2: That's an embarrassing robbery.
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  Speaker 3: You were hungry, I was hungry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And you needed a smoke, and you needed a smoke.
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  Speaker 3: The lighters were really cool. There was a ton of.
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  Speaker 2: Them, Diick lighters, that's all he wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, these were the flame ones, you know, the ones
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  Speaker 3: that produced like.
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  Speaker 1: A oh yeah, yes, yes, I love those.
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  Speaker 2: Hey you got a light Wow. Anyway, we have stories.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we do in the billion of storytime.
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  Speaker 2: Red Sox have now lost five games in a road.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, What the hell happened? Well, they're good with streaks, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: both winning and losing. Yes, streaking. Yeah, in the.
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  Speaker 1: End, you just want to win more than your lost.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, how many games on the wind streak? Lisa, do
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  Speaker 3: you think it will take for Bill and I to
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  Speaker 3: completely turn a losing streak?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe one or two more, and then you guys are
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  Speaker 5: going to dial back into.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what was the last winning streak? Was it nine?
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  Speaker 3: It was eight? Maybe it was fifteen. Yeah, and they
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  Speaker 3: did eight.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll give them seven. Okay, after seven in a row,
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  Speaker 2: we're done. Well, we've got to put them away for
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  Speaker 2: a while. Now. We're sports fans. It's a sports town.
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  Speaker 2: Goast Socks. Patriots hit the field for the first time
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  Speaker 2: since losing the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: But you will not see Drake made tonight.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't get get in the game. Not
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  Speaker 2: what they pay you for.
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  Speaker 3: Oh this is how they you know, pick the other players, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's their time. We know Drake May is going to play.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and we may get a look at aj
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  Speaker 2: Brown to it.
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  Speaker 1: Fun fact about the May family.
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  Speaker 5: And Michael May shares a birthday with me, August eleventh.
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  Speaker 2: It was her birthday this week too.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I followed Drake May and he posted a lovely
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  Speaker 5: thing and then I looked and it was it was
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  Speaker 5: August eleventh.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, we had no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you have an an birthday song in there. We
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  Speaker 2: Happy Birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I'll have to keep looking.
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  Speaker 2: I'll bet you made her own birthday cake.
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  Speaker 3: She probably did, probably did make Miss Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one of eight studios. We're
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  Speaker 1: back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Welcome back, everybody. It's a Thursday. It's August thirteenth,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm going to have to rely heavily on both
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  Speaker 2: Lisa and Justin for this next segment because I now
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  Speaker 2: know that name Alex Cooper. But I have to be
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  Speaker 2: honest with our listeners. For the longest time, I thought
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  Speaker 2: this Alex Cooper person was Alex Cooper the rock star. So,
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  Speaker 2: as you can tell, I'm a little confused by the
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  Speaker 2: whole damn thing.
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  Speaker 5: He's like there are too many Alex's and then who's
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  Speaker 5: this Sophia girl?
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  Speaker 1: And then Dave what's his story?
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  Speaker 2: So there's the there was the feud between Alex Cooper
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  Speaker 2: and Alex Earl, which I think was fake anyway, just
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  Speaker 2: for attention. And then you've got Dave Portnoy, And that's
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  Speaker 2: where Alex Cooper was born, right on Barstool Sports exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So now what's going on? Because Cooper was on CNBC last.
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  Speaker 1: Night, right, she was on Squawkbox.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's pregnant, and you know, she was
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  Speaker 3: on to talk about, you know, her business and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and they went right for it. They asked her the
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  Speaker 3: question Jave Portnoy and what's her thoughts on it in
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  Speaker 3: the book? And she responded.
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  Speaker 6: Dave Portnoy wrote a memoir and in his memoir he
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  Speaker 6: said that when you were at Barstool and you were
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  Speaker 6: trying to get out of your deal, you know where
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  Speaker 6: I'm going with this.
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  Speaker 1: He suggested that a threat.
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  Speaker 6: Was made that he was going to be accused of
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  Speaker 6: sexual Harassman, I don't think you've responded to this yet.
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  Speaker 6: I have not, and I am so curious.
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  Speaker 7: I've been pregnant, Andrew. I'm busy building a child.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so curious what you thought of that, whether it
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  Speaker 3: was true.
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  Speaker 7: I think whenever I see Dave online, we all enjoy
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  Speaker 7: his banter. He is a very entertaining person. And I
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  Speaker 7: have a very great and complicated relationship with Dave. He
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  Speaker 7: gave me my start in this industry, and I will
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  Speaker 7: never not be grateful to him. And I think when
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  Speaker 7: I haven't read the book, but I remember seeing obviously
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  Speaker 7: getting tagged in those things, and that's not how I
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  Speaker 7: remember that at all. But I also am like Dave's
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  Speaker 7: got his version. I've got my version, and we're all good.
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  Speaker 6: You want to tell us your version.
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  Speaker 7: No, I am in my mother era. I'm no drama
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  Speaker 7: right now, Andrew, we're here to talk business.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the deal, because Lisa Dave Portnoy was asked
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  Speaker 2: for the first time by you. Right.
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  Speaker 5: So, Dave did my book club about six weeks ago
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  Speaker 5: when the book came out, and I asked him the
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  Speaker 5: question about Alex Cooper and had she read the book.
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  Speaker 5: Did you tell Alex Cooper that you were going to
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  Speaker 5: put this.
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  Speaker 8: In the book.
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  Speaker 9: No, Well, I told her I wrote about it. I
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  Speaker 9: didn't tell her the specifics of what it was going
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  Speaker 9: to be no.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, has she reached out to you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeares she is not.
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  Speaker 9: I'm supposed to go on Call Her Daddy the end
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  Speaker 9: of July.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see if I still go on it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know if that happened, but I personally
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  Speaker 5: think it probably did. Because Alex Earl's show on Netflix
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  Speaker 5: is coming out on September fourth, Earl Meets World. So
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  Speaker 5: the timing of Dave Portnoy on Call Her Daddy could
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  Speaker 5: be good, right, and they kind of air out everything
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  Speaker 5: right when the Alex Earl show launches on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: It's possibility. I mean she did say that, you know,
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  Speaker 3: we're all good. Dave's great, he said the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: He said, basically, our relationship is complicated, but we really
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  Speaker 5: respect one another.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Dave really broke it down at the book club,
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  Speaker 3: you know when you asked him about it, because he said,
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  Speaker 3: you know, when it kind of exploded with the money
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  Speaker 3: between Barstool and Call Her Daddy, and then he had
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  Speaker 3: offered them really generous packages. He boosted this salary up
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  Speaker 3: to five million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: And he was going to give them their IP yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which is huge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they did well. One of them, not Alex Cooper.
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  Speaker 3: The other one, Sophia.
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  Speaker 9: Alex Cooper asked to talk to me. She's like, listen,
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  Speaker 9: I love the deal. I want to take it. Sophia
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  Speaker 9: Franklin is never going to take this deal, no matter
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  Speaker 9: what you offer.
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  Speaker 3: She's going to move the goldpost.
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  Speaker 9: And she her boyfriend, who is known as suit Man
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  Speaker 9: and call her Daddy circles HBO executive had started acting
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  Speaker 9: as their de facto like manager and had actually sold
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  Speaker 9: them call her Daddy to Wondering, which is a podcast network,
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  Speaker 9: and like, I'm talking to Alex, I'm like, how do
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  Speaker 9: you think you can do that?
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  Speaker 2: You're you're under a contract with us.
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  Speaker 9: She's like, the plan was to say we were sexually
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  Speaker 9: harassed toxic work environment at Barstool, which one hundred percent
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  Speaker 9: makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: She told it to me and Erica.
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  Speaker 9: Like it wasn't just me, and I tell that story
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  Speaker 9: in the book. My guess, and I'm on good terms
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  Speaker 9: with Alex now is she'll be like, that was Superman's plan,
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  Speaker 9: and it probably was.
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  Speaker 2: So that's I mean, it's still super.
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  Speaker 3: So it sounds like Alex Cooper is really not the
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  Speaker 3: enemy here.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it was Sophia.
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  Speaker 5: But I'll be interested to see if he ended up
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  Speaker 5: doing her podcast and if they'll sort of like really
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  Speaker 5: get into it and Alex will actually share her version,
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  Speaker 5: like she just said on Squawkbox.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if that's true, they're doing the thing that Billy hates.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I have no doubt save it for you know,
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  Speaker 3: September me. It's smart business, it's entertainment. This is what
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  Speaker 3: that is.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're all feeding each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, can I ask a question? Share we go?
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  Speaker 5: Suitman is Sophia who is Alex Cooper's partner and call
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  Speaker 5: her daddy. That was her boyfriend and he was the
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  Speaker 5: one that was starring the pop He was.
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  Speaker 3: The one allegedly that was you know, you're going to
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  Speaker 3: put the sexual harassment allegations against port Noise.
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  Speaker 1: So they could get out of their contract.
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  Speaker 2: What he besides a boyfriend, he's an HBO executive Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so Dave used to go on these rants about this
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  Speaker 2: Supman guy, which was actually really funny.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if if
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  Speaker 3: the podcast was recorded. Yeah, and hopefully they can you know,
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  Speaker 3: air it all out.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. I love this the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: It'll all come to get together and they'll all make
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  Speaker 2: a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Alex Harol, by the way, is on vacation. I
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  Speaker 3: was looking at some pictures this morning.
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  Speaker 1: She is, she's in Europe.
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  Speaker 3: She's in Europe on a boat.
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  Speaker 5: Like a mega yacht, jumping off. Yeah, that's what they
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  Speaker 5: all do.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same thing. I mean, I love it. I'd
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  Speaker 3: love to do it. But even Tom Brady Brady was
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  Speaker 3: is he still there in Europe?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he was in Alaska and now he's in Europe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's really on a vacation.
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  Speaker 1: And you know who else was on a yacht recently,
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  Speaker 1: Brooks Nader. You know her right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a story there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a story.
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  Speaker 2: I saw the picture of her and.
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  Speaker 1: She was topless in front of her dad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's what it was. Yeah, she's topless and
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  Speaker 2: Chance is completely revealing things as she walks down the
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  Speaker 2: street with her father.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you think about that. By the way, I.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't do it. No again, in Europe they do things differently.
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  Speaker 5: If we were all Europe, you know, if I grew
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  Speaker 5: up in Europe, maybe I would, But as no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Never Europe's very different. I'll never forget the first time
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  Speaker 2: I was in Nice, France jogging the beach and the
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  Speaker 2: women are just showering naked right there on the beach,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, I mean it's a little different.
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 3: I was out jogging.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't looking for women. No, you jogged by the
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  Speaker 2: showers where you wrench yourself off after the beach, and
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  Speaker 2: they're all naked.
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  Speaker 5: I've gone topless in Europe when I was like yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like when I was in like like twenties, like before
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  Speaker 5: you know, I you know, before I had kids and
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  Speaker 5: stuff like that. But I would never go topless in
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  Speaker 5: front of my father.
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  Speaker 3: It's very bizarre. I looked at the pictures of it
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  Speaker 3: and I got creeped out by it.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Although you were topless in Mexico, but that wasn't
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  Speaker 2: your fault.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no.
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  Speaker 5: I got hit by a rogue wave when I was
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  Speaker 5: bookiey boarding and my top came up, of course, and.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't know I did.
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  Speaker 1: It was like being in a washing machine.
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  Speaker 5: Like I just I got up, thinking, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: I'm still alive. Yeah, like get it, you know, pounded
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  Speaker 5: into the sand and then all of a sudden, this
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  Speaker 5: like man, you know, who's speaking Spanish to me?
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  Speaker 1: Just keeps pointing, and I looked at him like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: My gosh, suddenly there are three of you in the water.
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  Speaker 3: And I just love how Bills confused about all the names.
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  Speaker 3: You have no idea? How confused?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, house, Alice Cooper, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Let's asking me.
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  Speaker 2: This is Alice Cooper.
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  Speaker 3: How you doing, b Lisa?
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  Speaker 1: Now the entertainment updates with a Billy Cops.
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  Speaker 2: Saw the Patriots hit the field for the first time
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  Speaker 2: since losing the Super Bowl. They've got a practice game
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: with the Colts out at Jillette Stadium tonight. Drake May
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: will not play. We're expecting that Christian Gonzales is questionable
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: at this moment. Now he's still talking with the team
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: about a new deal. But a good chance we'll see
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: a J. Brown for the first time. Take a few passes.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, let's go, pats. Here we go, Patria.
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  Speaker 3: Two we go. Oh, it's you know, it's football season.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big deally we go.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: The Red Sox are on a five game losing streak,
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: so a good time.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Let's focus on the Patriots for now.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: By the way, I was watching the press conference yesterday
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: and There was also a really, really good report that
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: took us behind the scenes of the brand new athletics Center.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Keep in mind, the Patriots were famous for having the
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: worst facility in the NFL. Well, they've got a brand new,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: giant facility right now and Bob Kraft unveiled it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Today is a very exciting day for the Patriots as
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: we officially.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Open the new Balance Athletic Center.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they came in twenty six. It was twenty six
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: in the league. Yeah, outdated equipment, terrible facilities, but not anymore. No,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: they're cold plunges.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Top of the line. You would love this gym. I
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: saw the inside of the gym with the cold plunges
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: and the shower facilities and it's insane. Yeahclanges. Yeah. Red
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Sox are on a skid. They've lost five games in
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: a row. Now they've got a day game in Toronto
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: against the Blue Jays today. I think it's a three
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: o'clock game, just after three o'clock. They're hoping to salvage
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: the series up there in Toronto. So they're all about streaks.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: You know, you have a winning streak, you have a
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: couple of winning streaks, and you know what, Now, let's
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: have a losing streak.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just so weird. I mean, we swept the Dodgers,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: the Yankees, Tampa Bay. Those are three of the best
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: teams in baseball. The Blue Jays are not that good
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: this year.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: No, not this year. But we always seem to have problems,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: have trouble with the Blue Jays, especially up there in Toronto.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: But you mentioned the Dodgers. Did you see the Dodgers
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Royals game yesterday? Freddie Freeman, yep, was chasing a foul
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: ball and he took off an awful fall. Check it out, colonies.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: This guy's at right side, Freddy.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Freeman's underneath foot on the wing track to the dugout.
• 17:38
  Speaker 9: Proddy takes a tumble into the camera well on the
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: first base side.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: He went right down the stairs.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: And isn't Freddy Freeman your son Abels absolute idol?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: He loves Freddy and cho hey. But we met Freddy
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Freeman at Fenway. It was a really cool moment. We
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: were on the field batting practice and all the Dodgers
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: were kind of you know, taking practice, Yeah, and Freddie
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Freeman walked over and he walked right up to able
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: to get a pictures really cool moment.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Do you get a picture?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Got a picture? He signed Abel's baseball, which is now
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: probably displayed in his room. There you go, by the
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: way he is, Okay, he continued playing.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just to announce the Celtics will open the new
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: season on a You ready for this Tuesday afternoon at
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: three o'clock game in October. It's part of a three
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: game opening day. So at three o'clock you'll get the
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Celts and the Pistons. Seven o'clock this would be a
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: good one, Sixers and the Knicks, and then nine thirty
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: same night you've got the Thunder and the Spurs as
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: they open up the new NBA season.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: This is controversial, Yeah, a lot of people are not
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: happy about this. Three o'clock on a Tuesday.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Couldn't be further from prime time.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: So the NBA is trying this out, this new kind
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: of opening day night schedule, and they're saying that in
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Europe it's better for them at three o'clock. Of course,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: so theyre catering to the European.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense.
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: No, it's very weird, cater to us. We invented the
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: game and support it the most.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, on a Tuesday.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Tuesdays are for tacos, and well.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: That certainly helps. You have some tacos. Exactly, you can
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: have tacos both before the game and you can during
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: the break.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Tuesdays are for tacos.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're on it. Celtics, the Lakers. I almost said
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the Celtics were sold. Oh my god, the Lakers were
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: sold yesterday for twelve billion dollars to a group. Yes,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: that includes Disney guy Bob Iger, but also includes Jared
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Kushner's brother Josh Right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: So Vanka Trump is married to the Kushner Yeah son,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: so the family.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, now they're in the game. They're in the game.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Travis Kelce meeting the press yesterday for the first time
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: since his wedding day. First question, I was the wedding.
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: It was a fun off season man. Wedding was the
• 20:05
  Speaker 11: best night of my life. I appreciate everybody who came
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: out and celebrated and you know, had fun with us.
• 20:10
  Speaker 11: So it was a crazy night. It was full of
• 20:11
  Speaker 11: a lot of celebration. But it's football, baby.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I want to see the video of he and Taylor
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: a singing.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: It's all I care about.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Did he have a short tail hanging out.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: And it's just, well, how hamming was he?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I would write, because I don't know if
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: he'd do that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: You know, Taylor. Taylor probably set it up on the
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: schedule where they sang earlier in the night, yeah, or
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: all the drink.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Before he's a mess.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Again, when are we going to see pictures? I know
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: her dress like something, right.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: She's going to use it somehow for a project, a
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: music video or something.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: She's putting it together, probably right now.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: There's no other reason not to show it, right, it's
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: the most talked about wedding of all time.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: It'll probably be rolled into her next album.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Probably yeah, yeah, Okay.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Speaking of love stories, Ariana Grande and Alvarez are now
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Instagram official. Yes they are now. I forget who's Ricky Alvarez.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: It was a former boyfriend and then he was seen
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: at one of her concerts recently and they were like speculating, oh,
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: are they back together? And then she said they weren't,
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: but they actually are.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Actor Matthew McConaughey.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: We like him.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I like him. He's kind of crazy, but I like him.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: He was on Fallon last night and the two of
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: them did their own version of choosing Texas. They really
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: countrified it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: The banjo, Yeah, I love the banjo in there.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You can't get enough banjo.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Now, you really can't.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: It's like a happy sound.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is, you know what I mean?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Wait for.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: A Pitbull announcing a new studio album. There's going to
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: be his fourteenth album, Pitball. It's called pit Coin.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Rises fourteenth album. Wow. Yeah, it's been around a long time.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: It's coming out October eighth. Pit Ball, Pitball. Remember the
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: guy who peed all over a family at a Morgan
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Wallin show very recently, Yes, it was this guy and
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: his family, right, I.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Hadn't gentlemen whip his gout Adam Morgan Wallen concert on me,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: my brother.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: And my niece. And the Maryland State Police can do
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: nothing about it, not a thing.
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: And it's absolutely okay, And they're gonna say, do what
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: you want to do if you want to presh.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Start well, the Maryland State Police have now stepped up. Yes,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: and the guy who peed all over the family is
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: under arrest and facing multiple criminal charges.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: You got the pier.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy they tracked him down.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: That was a long investigation that was weeks ago.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You know what took so damn long. I don't know
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: what do you think The charges are exposure for a while.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Probably assault with a dangling weapon, Yeah, oh yeah, you
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: need on that one that's coming home and stand by
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: you get it, Assault on the dangling wepman.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Okay Jonas Brothers going to headline the NFL game in
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Australia that's set for September tenth. It's going to be
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the Rams and the forty nine Ers and the Jonas Brothers.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Okay and Olivia. Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Festival announced. The scheduled
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: includes I think we knew, there's Chapel Roone, Doci, Sarah
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: mcgloughlin and a lot of other special guests. But the
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: big news is there will be two separate stages and
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: no one will be performing at the same time, which
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: means whether you're streaming or whether you're there at the festival,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: you don't miss any.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Of the show. That's kind of cool. I mean festivals,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: you know, there's a lot of overlapping sets, so you
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: have to kind of choose who you want to see,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: but she set it up where you could literally watch
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: every performance. No live stream on this though yet.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm guessing they're gonna do a deal.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see garbage.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: They're in the lineup.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: They're in the lineup. Remember garbagee Shirley Mans had a
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: weird crush on her when I was a kid. She
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: was like kind of scary but rugged.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: She gothic.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you remember garbage.
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: Happy Winter.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: It'd be funny if they have Garbage right after or
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: before Sarah mcgla.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: We're brought to you by the ninety nine Restaurants. It's
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: colossal lobster roll season. At the ninety nine restaurant. You
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: could choose hot buttered or Traditional with celery and mail,
• 24:38
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• 24:41
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• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Enjoy it with your family.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Limited time.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: By the way, you gotta love the nines, And there
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Go, ce Taco Tuesday. All the tacos are two of one.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Lisa.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: So at Lisa right now is looking at a list
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: of crazy office rules, things that company has asked you're
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: demanded that you do with part of.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Your exactly so the jumping off point we all saw
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: this morning, was that another media company. There's a story
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: out today that says that this particular host and the
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: media company do not allow women to wear sneakers in
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: the office. Now here's the thing. Men can wear sneakers,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: but the women are not allowed to.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: And to be clear that the host is not Billy Costa.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: No, it's not Billy.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: We're not mentioning the host or the media company home right.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: So we thought that was kind of strange, right, I mean, okay, okay,
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: And then we thought, okay, what's the wait.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: So no sneakers. No sneakers female employees.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Right, they're supposed to keep them, you know, keep them
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: under your desk and you know, wear you know, appropriate footwear.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: But doesn't he also have a suggestion instead of the
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: sneakers for the women. This is where it gets crazy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: It's six six inch stilettos.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Well, he wants he wants the office to dress up.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: He wants people not to look like he said, not
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: to look like a college radio station. Yeah, so he
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: said we look like zombies from the Walking Dead. So
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Monday through Wednesday when we have people in, he wants
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: people to dress up.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: He doesn't want anybody to look slumpy.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Exactly, don't look slumpy.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're not saying who he is.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's really irrelevant in the case of the story.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: It's more so they followed it. So the female employees,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I guess so did not wear.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Sneakers according to the son who put who reported on
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: this yesterday.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: So then we looked at reddit.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: What's the most ridiculous workplace rule you've ever had to follow?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: And we all here actually have this one in common.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Try hot desking. You can't leave any trace of your existence,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: even in drawers, nothing personal.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Take it all with you.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that when this is when we moved
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: into this building. I will never forget. They had a
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: hardcore rule nothing personal on your desk, and that means
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: pictures of your family, pictures from your career, like, nothing
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: that involves you. At your own desk.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: You couldn't even have like a jacket over the chair.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: If you go in that room now, the sales department,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: they not only have jackets, they have blankets, they have
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: pictures of their family from one year old to twenty
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: years old. I mean it's like, what was the.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Point, Well, that rule definitely was loosened up.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: They never enforced it, but there really is a blanket
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: in there in the Yeah blanket is a blanket on
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: a chair.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So a couple of years after that, my wife
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: got me for Christmas. I remember this square box with
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: you know, pictures of my kids. Yeah, and I and
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know if I can put she
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: got I got a few for work. Yes, I don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: think I can. And I had to explain to her
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: the policy. Yeah, and then she looked at me with
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: this look like, yeah, we we that's how soft we are.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Put it at your desk now it lives here, and
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: no one said anything.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, isn't there a picture of me on my
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: desk in a speedo or something or something weird?
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: So one of our listeners took one of the old
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: photos of Billy dressed up in a thong.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: A right and a Santa hat and put it on
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: a coffee mug.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: So that greets me every morning. It s it's right
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: on the desk in the office.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine, right, the person within this company who
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: wrote the rules of what not to keep on your
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: desk walking into our office and seeing a picture of
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: me in a woman's thong and a Santa hat.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: That's an HR violation. There's also a before you go
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: on to Lislie said, there's also a giant wooden all unit.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: And you keep taking it out. I got somebody does.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: In a Ruba. They had them in a Ruba. They
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: had the big one, small ones, you know, male things,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: And so I got Billy the biggest one. It's about
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: twelve inches.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Now imagine the irony here. Nothing, not even a picture
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: of your children, not a picture of your newborn infant
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: in your arms, and in my office as a Christmas
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: gift from Justin is a giant wooden man's thing thing.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Billy keeps trying to hide it in his
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: in his cabinet, right, and I take it out and
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I put it right on his desk.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: He actually threw it away, he did. No, I didn't, Yes,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you did.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Did you know? He took it out again? Oh, look
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: at the look on his.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Faith anyway, Oh my god.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: This is another one from the Reddit list.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: This person says, my first office job years ago, you
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: had to turn in your dry pen to get a
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: new one from the office manager.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I have leaking pens all over this building.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: He really does. He goes to a two three pens
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: a morning they leaked. They leak all over my studio.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I love this. So they hit a turn in the
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: dry pen everything.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I gets cheap. That's so cheap.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Another one said I was told I should ask permission
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: to use the restroom in case too many of us
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: were going at.
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: Once and the phone rang. Now this is the This
• 30:15
  Speaker 10: is a list of things, the media company and the
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: horse whose name we're not This is the.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Red Yeah, these are These are ridiculous workplace rules that
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: people have had.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: To fallow when I'm mentioning the media company at the
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: top of this story.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Another one is our shoulders have to be fully covered
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: at all times. Fixed straps which cover the majority of
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: your shoulders are not okay, they have to be capped sleeves.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's too bad. Yeah, you have a nice shirt,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: you know, with no exposing the shoulders.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that, No, not at all.
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: An off the shoulder looked like just the one shoulder strapless.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: When there's just one shoulder bare. Okay, I think that's
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: a look too.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: That's not Another.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: One said I was once told not to smile by
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: a lightful manager because this person smiled too much and
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: smiled when he was made redund.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the smile suggesting they're not working enough.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. This person was really smile.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Don't smile.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: You're not here to have fun.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't smile.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I can see you want to.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: You know, this list is actually making me kind of
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: be grateful for where we work.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so loving it here all of a sudden.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Another one was my boss had a list of words
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: that we cannot use. Some of them are promotion, informal meeting, interview,
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: get together, god, complaint.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: God, these people wake up with themselves every morning.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: People want this.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's wild.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: God, talk about being terrified of life.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, I mean that's crazy. Again Here, it's not
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: that bad. That's really the only one, the one about
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: the family pictures. There's really no other rights.
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  Speaker 2: Once you're a Christmas gift you gave me is sitting
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  Speaker 2: on a desk in this building. There are no rules left, none,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: There are no rules.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like a rebellion.
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  Speaker 3: It's good. They even they even tried a new thing
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: recently snacks and the ed it only lasted a week.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: It was one day.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They were just gone.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So you know, they put out these snacks in
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: the kitchen and it says please take one, and they
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: put them out on Mondays. So these are things like
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: you know, granola bars, maybe candy. But it was one
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Monday gluten free options as well. They were three baskets
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: and they said these will be restocked every Monday. Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: So the first Monday they went out, they were gone
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: by three o'clock.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: So somebody was stuffing their pockets on the way out.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I called this right from the beginning. I loved the idea.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I loved it because you're getting coffee in a sense.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, next week, yes they're gluten free.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Next week they did it again. One more week they tried.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: They were gone instantly. Now the baskets are gone, the
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: side is gone.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: It's over.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Not following the rules.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: There are no snacks, right, you're not following.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I love this story because I love office stories and
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: office rules.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: So we got to get some good ones. Yeah, it's
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: eight seven seven six. We'd love to talk to you
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: if you've got a good story on this topic. The
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: most ridiculous workplace rules you've ever had to.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Follow, Lisa.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Stop smiling.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Don't smile, Lise, and clean up your own outfit. There, No,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: you look great, Just kidding these leave us a talk
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: back on the iHeartRadio app as well. By the way,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: we have a new boss here, Oh, new big boss.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: So he's coming in. You know, he hasn't set any
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: crazy rules yet, but right he oversees the whole sales department,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: so he's tough. I'm gonna keep this short.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, you're not sending out press packets anymore, so get
• 33:59
  Speaker 12: on the phone. It's time to get to work. Get
• 34:01
  Speaker 12: up your ass. Move around. Motion creates the motion. You
• 34:05
  Speaker 12: have to be closing all the time, and be agquested.
• 34:08
  Speaker 12: Learn how to push talk to them. Ask him questions.
• 34:12
  Speaker 12: Ask a rhetorical question, doesn't matter anything. Just get a
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: yes out of them.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You're drowning and I throw you a life jacket, would
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: you grab it?
• 34:18
  Speaker 13: Yes?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: Ask them how they'd like to see thirty forty percent returns.
• 34:22
  Speaker 12: If you can't learn how to close, you better start
• 34:24
  Speaker 12: thinking about another career.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: And I am deadly serious, new guy, dead serious. That's it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Billy A Lisa every morning.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Kiss one topic time presented by Catches Law Group, the
• 34:35
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• 34:38
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• 34:42
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• 34:45
  Speaker 2: So we're talking about some of the crazy demands employers
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: make of their employees. We've had a couple of crazy
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: ones here. Let's go right to the phones, and Tim
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: is checking in from Charleston. Hey, Tim, big.
• 34:59
  Speaker 13: One as going. I kind of forced this policy change myself.
• 35:05
  Speaker 13: My wife and I used to work at Johnson Johnson overarinum,
• 35:08
  Speaker 13: and so I left the company. And then on her birthday,
• 35:10
  Speaker 13: I brought her a goldfish at a bowl, you know,
• 35:12
  Speaker 13: thinking she'd probably bring it home or something. Well, she
• 35:14
  Speaker 13: left it in her office and she was taking care
• 35:15
  Speaker 13: of so they finally made her bring it home, and
• 35:18
  Speaker 13: they put out a policy that nobody needs to bring
• 35:20
  Speaker 13: any live stock into work, like she brought in cattle
• 35:23
  Speaker 13: or something, you know, a live stock.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I know a lot of companies say don't
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: bring your dog to work, and you know, we don't
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: listen anyway, you know, but goldfish, nobody gets hurt. Although
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: didn't you have a goldfish lease that leapt out of
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: its bowl.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Did Actually I got him at like you know, Topsfield
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Fair and then all of a sudden I heard some
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: flopping around the thing is just I guess they do that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: They jump Yeah, crazy.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Did it survive?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I scooped it up and put it back in.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that happens. Yeah, that happens. They jump out.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I had frogs once that jumped out of my tank
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: and never found them.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Oh never. No, Well, something else eats it, like everything
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: else has something to eat.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. But I'm going back to the list
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: from Reddit on the workplace weird rules. There were some
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: crazy ones on that list. Crazy like the well excited
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: from the no sneakers at the other media company hosts
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: that we're not naming.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: No speakers for women but women only. That was a
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: purposeful flip.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: But I like it now.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I know I know what he wants to tell you
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: their secrets.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: That's billy. But yeah, the female female employees not allowed
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: to wear sneakers. They wear it's recommended. They were stilettos
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: around the office.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: There's another one on this reddit list where women are
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: not allowed to wear leggings at all.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, no leggings, even in winter, no leggings. Leggings are
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: very popular, very popular.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: My wife wears a lot of those.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah, this rule list for the office is really making
• 37:00
  Speaker 14: you glad that I work from home.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then there's that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Well, my wife worked from home for five years and
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: she got laid off a couple of months ago, and
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: now she's on her second week back, like going to
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: work to a job.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: How does she like it?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, she loves the job. But it's a huge adjustment
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: because again, she has to dress up every day. She
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: has to go talk to people, so there's a dress code. Well,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: she's a nurse, so she has she wears the scrubs. Yeah. Well,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: you know, they have rules and stuff that she has
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: to follow, where she's used to just working at home
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: on zoom all day.
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, speaking of all these workplace things, I run
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: a business myself with my dad, and every time someone
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: leaves the business, like it doesn't work for us anymore,
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: they take the shirts and sweatshirts that we provide and
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: they don't give them back.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Is that cheap of me or is that is that raw?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: That's extremely cheap.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: I think you should let them take the shirt with
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: them since they've already worn it. What are you going
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: to do recycle the shirt? Oh you'd or for somebody else?
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: I mean yes, I mean it's a uniform.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I work at a restaurant and I had a shirt
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: and I had to if you got let go or
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: you quit, you have to give the shirt.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: The uniform shirt.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: You know, there are large companies that actually have linen
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: companies that come and pick up uniforms, take them out
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: and launder them and press them and bring them back.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Correct. Although I don't know what was on those shirts.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, why would you want it?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I wonder if, like, because our Street teamers wear like
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: a golf shirt with the kiss logo.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I wonder if someone leaves, if they have to give.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: The shirt back, that would be awesome. If the company
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: took them back.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: They probably do.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: The kiss shirts. Those are coming back, definitely coming back. Huh,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: they probably take those back.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You don't have any murder you think our company takes
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: the Street Team Kiss golf shirts back.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say yes, before you leave, Yes, put
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: the shirt on the table. I think no way, I
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: think so I need the boss to call.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: There was a kiss jacket that went missing here several
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: It was a huge deal. There was a whole investigation.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: There were cameras checked to track down this jacket.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Well, did the jacket belong to someone?
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: It belonged to the to the.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Company, and upon themselves to say I'm going to take
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: one of They stole it.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: And then the person that stole it ended up getting
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: another job somewhere else in the country and left with it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Well he but he admitted to it on the air.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: We know the guy's name he did, we do? Yeah,
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: he used to be one of our interns.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, he worked here. But he stole the.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Jacket, he did anybody? Yeah, and then he came, yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: what's his name?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not telling you.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You're not telling you.
• 39:45
  Speaker 15: A new school, and there were all kinds of rules
• 39:47
  Speaker 15: down open the windows, some attack things on the walls,
• 39:51
  Speaker 15: all kinds of stuff, including the teachers were not allowed
• 39:54
  Speaker 15: to eat at their desks. Well, the children had snack
• 39:57
  Speaker 15: at their desks every day. We grieved it instantly.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: What was that last thing they.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Tried to wow, get it reversed.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people eat it their desks. Justin brings a full
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: dinner every.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Day into studio. I eat every day pepperware in my studio.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I try to bring things that smell too bad though.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: That's another thing that happens at work. Oh yeah, I
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: did last week. There was a time when I ran
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: out of my protein, my meat, and I needed something
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: and I was going to bring tuna very very close,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: but I chose not to. Yeah, nice of me to
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Sometimes when stuff gets heated up in the microwave, that smells.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: There are some stations here in the in the building
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: where they have like multiple jars of snacks and candy. Yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: like I'm telling you, we have come so far from
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the original rule.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Do you when you walk by, do you take a piece?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I have, sometimes you have.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Is it communal candy or is it just for the
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: person's death?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: By the way to recommendation, it's the last squad on
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: the left.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know who's candy it again. I'm
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: not gonna I'm gonna protect.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say malted milk balls.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, bell, do not at least stop him please.
• 41:12
  Speaker 14: I work for a major health insurance carrier from home,
• 41:15
  Speaker 14: taking customer service calls. We are allowed fifteen minutes a
• 41:20
  Speaker 14: day two for personal time, to go to the bathroom,
• 41:24
  Speaker 14: et cetera. I don't know about you take me more
• 41:27
  Speaker 14: than fifteen minutes to take a dump sometimes.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, if it's taking that long, you need to
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: see the doctor.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you've got bigger problem.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Justin's on the floor. He can't even breathe. She had
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: no idea what was coming there.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I love that person.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: At least I need to point out, she said, at
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: least fifteen minutes. I mean, whoa man?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you have taco Tuesday.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe man crazy. Good morning guys, especially Billy.
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: Listen, you're talking about workplace rules and stuff, and then
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: Billy's talking.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: About his workplace. He's got a mug with himself on
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: the speedout.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: There's giant manhood hanging around everywhere. Listen, you guys looking
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: for an intern. Oh,