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OUTRO: Pretty Privilege · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: Shap on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for doggets four
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  Speaker 2: to seven every weekday on radiodrack. Here give a feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Where's your jacket, Magie, it's outside there. It's jacket Wednesday,
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  Speaker 2: jacket jacket every day? Do you doo dooge fro down
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  Speaker 2: to once every ten to bullshit? Jeez?
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  Speaker 3: That all forward to.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you're looking forward to. Man, it's good. It's
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  Speaker 2: not see the thing about you as a young fellow,
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: the youkis you're scratching an itch. You're scratching a there's
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  Speaker 2: no itch, right, the itch goes away.
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  Speaker 3: I quite like having the edge, though, wow does it?
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  Speaker 2: Jase he's a diary old. I mean, Jason is a
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  Speaker 2: filthy bastard with a high six driving an enormous penis.
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  Speaker 1: That's the story. I wouldn't go so far as to
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  Speaker 1: say I'm a dirty old dog. You are.
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  Speaker 4: I agree, I'm an old dog. I actually reckons.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon. It's quite vanilla, to be honest, do you
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  Speaker 3: do you?
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  Speaker 2: Really? You?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon?
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  Speaker 5: You put this sort of image out there, is said,
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  Speaker 5: But in reality, I think you're quite a vanilla low
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  Speaker 5: six drive dud root small penis kind of guy but
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  Speaker 5: new jacket though.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could not be further from the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Kesy.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the opposite of everything you just said? There
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  Speaker 2: a tiny sid.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing in the set, amazing in the st chicken soup
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  Speaker 5: in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't have that when I'm having six?
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm focused on your sickness. I'm focused on my lover.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon you could make chicken soup?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Not like that. No, not like that at all.
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  Speaker 5: Do you reckon you could make chicken soup while doing it?
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  Speaker 5: Or is it quite an involved thing?
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  Speaker 1: Why would I keasy?
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  Speaker 2: What the best of both worlds JA stupid question.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the best of both words soup. And you
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  Speaker 3: can have your cake and eat it too.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: You know so do you think could I make chicken
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  Speaker 4: soup while I'm making love?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, couldn't you? No?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon you could if you had to? No your head,
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  Speaker 3: I'm standing.
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  Speaker 2: Next to you. If I could give you a vape
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  Speaker 2: the Jason. If you make chicken soup and make love
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  Speaker 2: at the same time, you do it? Where am I
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  Speaker 2: putting the cutting board on her back?
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  Speaker 1: Pegs?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, funny because in my head I was
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  Speaker 3: like on her back. But I had a mouthful of
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  Speaker 3: I had a mouthful of coffee.
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  Speaker 1: M bog.
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  Speaker 3: He's off, he's done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's finished. It's over. Well, geez it's but no,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think you could?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Is it because the chicken souper is too involved?
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  Speaker 1: Too stupid? You chop up the celary because it's too stupid.
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  Speaker 2: She can hold the bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, mogie, can you make it a bit brighter in here? Please? Jesus?
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  Speaker 2: What as for the lighting jokes? Because we're on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: you see.
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  Speaker 1: And our teen viewers?
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  Speaker 3: What's viewers?
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  Speaker 4: Because I see us on YouTube and it's got teen views.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna check how many views the latest one has.
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  Speaker 2: Can you have a look? Man? What are you fucking asshole?
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  Speaker 2: Has been up to? Today?
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  Speaker 4: It's been all lection. Actually at my place it was
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  Speaker 4: a lot going on. I'll talk about it in the
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  Speaker 4: show and quite seriously, because there's always something going on.
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  Speaker 1: Today actually something going on, and then today it was
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  Speaker 1: all on right young and old for young and old. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a hour of a day in the in
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  Speaker 1: the oh.
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  Speaker 2: It passed your house today, yes, yes, yeah you should have. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I went and jacked it down on that park.
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  Speaker 1: Now you need to do it on the past, not
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  Speaker 1: the actual passes.
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  Speaker 2: The Whocky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 2: remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bit worried that a lot of Mogi's chat
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  Speaker 3: now is about jacking it.
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  Speaker 2: You noticed started the ball rolling at the start of this,
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  Speaker 2: and then there was oh, there was a guy called Jack.
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  Speaker 1: There was another thing that happened wasn't even Jack.
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  Speaker 4: That happened on the path apart from the guy jacking
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  Speaker 4: himself off, which I'm not going to tell you about.
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  Speaker 3: Six hundred and twenty six years the latest one.
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  Speaker 1: Geez, we're killing it.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty good man.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, it's not like that's out we're just doing it
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  Speaker 5: as we push.
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  Speaker 2: We never push it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a bonus offering that we're putting out there that
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  Speaker 5: no other shows are doing.
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  Speaker 3: So we just thought we'd start doing it.
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  Speaker 2: How long does it take from record to getting it
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  Speaker 2: up on YouTube? The pokes look at that piece of
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  Speaker 2: twenty four hours?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I think I've seen breakfast on there.
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  Speaker 2: No, I just looked on there, so there you're going there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Well we can delete it off there. We cannot put
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  Speaker 3: this up if you want.
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  Speaker 4: It's all about the numbers, fellas, and you've got to
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  Speaker 4: get them wherever you can. So yeah, oh you should
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  Speaker 4: have popped in Magi. I would have made you a
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  Speaker 4: stove top coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I was busy making a fool of myself. I was
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  Speaker 2: on a Flamingo scooter, which I've changed to now because
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  Speaker 2: it's cheaper, because it's a New Zealand owned company, which
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  Speaker 2: I was not aware of. And they've got it to
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  Speaker 2: the eternal credit written on the bottom of the where
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  Speaker 2: you put your feet there New Zealand. O. How good.
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  Speaker 1: So what's lying foreign mark? Okay, good to know. I
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  Speaker 1: ever do go that. I'm not going to because walking's
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  Speaker 1: very cafat this before.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, sometimes if I'm in a rush, like today
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  Speaker 2: I was in a rush.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it was humiliating. I tell you what, man.
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  Speaker 4: I was crossing the road today on Queen Street, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and it was and it was a legit crossing.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a rogue crossing.
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  Speaker 4: I just was waiting for the lights, everyone doing the
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  Speaker 4: big crossing, and about four dudes men just tuning down
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  Speaker 4: in their lime scooters and the whole crowds just going
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  Speaker 4: oh whoa, yeah, Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: You just maintain your line.
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  Speaker 2: Man, skateboarders, they know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I would have liked to have shouldered one of them. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: it was outrageous.
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  Speaker 2: You would have justated.
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  Speaker 5: Probably one thing I've noticed it's dangerous in downtown Auckland
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  Speaker 5: is some of the crossings.
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  Speaker 3: When it goes for everyone to walk, it is all
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  Speaker 3: four at once.
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  Speaker 5: You can walk across the center and a diagonal, but
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  Speaker 5: some of them aren't. And I've noticed a few times
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  Speaker 5: in the last few weeks working to your walking to
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  Speaker 5: your office, that people are looking at their phones. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: and they go a bit and just start walking out
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  Speaker 5: diagonally when the traffic's all coming. Yes, I've seen that
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  Speaker 5: quite a few times now.
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  Speaker 4: I've been guilty of that. I've looking at my phone
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  Speaker 4: and hearing and it's actually not my crossing.
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  Speaker 2: Just stepping out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you.
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  Speaker 2: Kill the herd, what you do? Those are the ones
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  Speaker 2: you need to lose. Keysy straight in front of a
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  Speaker 2: bus if you're going across the road while looking at
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  Speaker 2: your phone, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I agree it's deserved, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: One of them was quite an attractive young woman.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, first to go, well, I mean the fact that
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  Speaker 4: she was attractive is neither. I don't know why you
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  Speaker 4: thought that how woman should be run over?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying? Honestly, I worry about this show,
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  Speaker 2: I really do. That is if this is the future
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  Speaker 2: of the show, Yes, I worry for it.
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  Speaker 1: Agreed.
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  Speaker 4: Shocking so Keysy saying that an attractive woman shouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: run over, but that an unattractive woman should, and that
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  Speaker 4: I think is a new low for the show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I stand by what I said. I mean, that's
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you've said it, and people, well, this is
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  Speaker 4: the other thing that's on YouTube.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's six hundred people going to know about
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  Speaker 3: this exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, there is going to be a real
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  Speaker 2: going to have something to say about this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he will.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think Bogs even knows our show exists.
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  Speaker 2: No, he does, because he walks past that window, yeah
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  Speaker 2: six fifty nine every night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to make sure that we're still here and
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  Speaker 1: we're not. We're working hard.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I have noticed. The old management
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  Speaker 4: go down to the old pub for.
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  Speaker 2: A few hanging off the end of a few beers
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  Speaker 2: from about sort of mid day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, about mid day. I will tell you what.
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  Speaker 2: I walked past their officers and at you know, around
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  Speaker 2: about lunchtime. Upstairs, I walk past their officers and they're
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  Speaker 2: never there, correct, never there, They're always down here on
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  Speaker 2: the past.
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  Speaker 1: You know what we should start doing.
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  Speaker 3: We aren't upstairs.
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  Speaker 4: We should start logging there when they're in and out.
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  Speaker 1: Sort of times like they do with us. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, boggsy, Yes, where are you at twelve thirty today.
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  Speaker 3: Twelve thirty, right in the middle of the lunch break.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you?
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  Speaker 2: Because you went in your office?
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  Speaker 1: You Sidney went in your office.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we even know where his officers.
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  Speaker 2: I know where, I certainly do. I used to get
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  Speaker 2: out there all the time to have meetings with him
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  Speaker 2: to talk about the show.
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  Speaker 1: Same same, right, Okay, I used.
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  Speaker 2: To have to I'm not happy with some of the
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  Speaker 2: filthy you're coming out.
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  Speaker 4: With Kea by what I said.
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  Speaker 1: By what I said, I used to have to liaise
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  Speaker 1: with his pa. The hell does that mean they'll get
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  Speaker 1: your phone out?
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  Speaker 4: Well, she would get in contract to see when it
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  Speaker 4: would suit for me to have a meeting with boy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is like five years ago. Tzy. I can't
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  Speaker 1: remember if it was ten minutes ago, Lowis. Let's say, Lowis, it.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't five years ago. It would have been seven, eight,
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  Speaker 3: seven or.
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  Speaker 1: Eight years ago? Yeah, about ten years ago.
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  Speaker 4: And I would always make sure that I was really choker.
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  Speaker 4: So i'll be Oh, Lois, can I get back to
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  Speaker 4: you on that, because she's a pretty full calendar. You
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: just tell Bosy to hold fire for a minute or two.
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  Speaker 4: I'll see what I can do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting stuff, isn't it. What was that that
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  Speaker 2: meeting Chip? It's gone there?
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  Speaker 3: Something about meeting with the CEO, something.
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  Speaker 2: About about bone pas, about pas.
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  Speaker 3: Weren't you going to do something about getting a pa?
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  Speaker 1: Pa a zud you know that song so beautiful?
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  Speaker 3: But when you though you were can do something about
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  Speaker 3: getting a pa?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking for a PA.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you should get a PA.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was wondering if you'd be my pa king.
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  Speaker 2: I know that you're looking high and loan for some ap. Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, we've got our wires crossed here. Hey, listen to
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio. Hurdaki stand
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  Speaker 5: by what I said