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Saturday Is For Hoppe! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.23.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Here we go. Yeah, Elon Musk, baby.
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  Here comes the moment. Elon and her had sex.
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  He looked at me and said, pick a name. But like,
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  I don't know how to explain like how surreal
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  it is in that moment you're like man that is
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  sad when you literally peaked when you had sex
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  with Elon what else are you talking about nothing
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  it's all Elon can you imagine him Your only conversation
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  starter is Elon Musk, your deadbeat baby daddy.
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  Like, 23, I'm a single mom, and all of a sudden,
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  I'm, like, on the jet of, like, the richest guy
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  in the world. Oh, yeah, I love to clean it out.
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  Because without him, I don't have much going
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  on. And he's, like, pouring me red wine and telling
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  me how nice the wine is. He, like, reiterates,
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  like, four times. He's like, this is a really
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  nice bottle of wine. Wow, you are just trying
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  to bring out these, yeah, autism. You're probably
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  autistic, too, honey. And I was like, honestly,
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  I can't tell the difference between this and
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  a box of Franzia, but, like. Oh, okay, well,
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  no wonder you're single. You're nine. You know
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  how many women Elon can get? Why would he want?
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  Now you're doing the Alex Earl thing of doing
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  makeup videos while you talk about men. But then
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  wonder why you're single. I'm sure it's nice
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  if it's on your plane. She's just so icky, man.
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  So... That's what you sound like. Like, I just
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  don't know how much I want to say here, but so...
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  I love that. Well, I guess this is relevant because...
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  I love when women say that. They go, I don't
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  know how much I want to say. And then they say
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  everything. It's kind of like when someone says
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  they love you and then they insult you. They're
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  trying to ease the burn. But you know she got
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  a burn from Elon. Because there's so many, and
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  we will address this later. Oh, we're totally
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  going to address it. We're all, wait. The baby
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  trapping scandal, like people saying we baby
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  trap. You are. If you're having to address it,
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  you know it's true. So, not exactly proud of
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  this, but like... I'm a side chick. I was a young
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  hoe, okay? I... Hell yeah! Let me go back and
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  hear that. Oh, okay. I slept with him on this
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  plane, joined the Mile High Club. Yeah! Yeah!
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  Why did it take you 52 seconds to get to the
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  good stuff? And the first time we engage in coitus...
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  Oh, this is a weird way to... That's a conservative
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  girl with coitus. Do you know what he says to
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  me? He literally says, pick a name. Yeah. I think
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  the name should be... Shut up, Musk! 856 -49
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  -HOPPING Oh my God, this is a nine -ass woman
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  here. She looks spicy. She would never shut up.
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  Ah, her name is Alison Wellington. And she says
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  women should never date men earning at least
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  $20 ,000 less than them. I know people, I don't
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  even want to say, I just know people in my life
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  that made like $150 ,000 more than their significant
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  other. And they have a good marriage. Let me
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  first see if Allison Wellington's in a relationship.
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  Is Allison Wellington married or anything like
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  that? She is happily married. Good for you. You
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  better keep that, man. Because you're going to
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  want to date a raggedy woman who's talking about
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  money. Problematic on either side. So I say stay
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  away from someone who makes significantly...
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  ...left, and that's starting at... Man, if you
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  go around to a woman that talks about money,
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  she's as vapid as a dead rat. $30 ,000 difference.
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  If you're talking about money when it comes to
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  a relationship, your husband's probably cheating
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  on you because you're just annoying. You put
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  out once a week, and you're one of those girls.
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  It's like, ah, you should be grateful. I put
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  out once a week. If we even say the woman makes
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  100K, a man making 70K with taxes or say he has
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  other children. which is a case, especially if
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  you're dating in your 30s, and I talked about
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  this on another episode. Oh, we all heard it.
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  We're all running to whatever podcast this is.
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  Decisions, decisions, it appears to be called.
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  I didn't make the decision to listen to your
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  podcast. A lot of men have other children. There's
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  health support. There's their own bills. There's
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  a lot of things coming out of that. I mean, there
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  was something a friend told me recently that
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  I like. What? That man's talking. We're never
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  the problem. She makes more than her partner.
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  Yeah. I don't know by how much, but she said,
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  I always wanted my household income to be this
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  amount. Yeah. I don't care about that. Jobs are
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  underpaying. They're giving you more tasks with
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  no more money. And these renegade women are wondering
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  why they're so miserable. But you're money -focused
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  because you're morons. I forgot to play this
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  earlier when we went to a break. And Vienna's
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  happy tips. But I like Charles Barkley. But as
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  he's getting older, some of his opinions are
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  starting to get a little... I don't know what
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  the word is. Boomerish! That's the word! Boomerish!
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  Little, okay, boomer. He takes all different
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  streaming services to watch the games that's
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  disrespectful to fans. Even though everybody
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  bitching about the streaming services are older
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  people that have cable. Nobody my age was able
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  to watch the NBA prior to this year because no
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  one had TNT. And you had to pay $95 a month to
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  have YouTube TV. Now you can have Amazon, you
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  can have Hulu, and you can have Praha and Peacock
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  for $50 combined. So what I'm saying is, for
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  the boomers that watch things on cable, it being
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  on Peacock, Amazon, and Hulu is no good for them,
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  but for us, it's saving us money. Whether the
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  show's still the same, etc., etc., how would
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  Charles Barkley assess the first year of this
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  arrangement with Inside the NBA airing on ESPN?
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  It's been perfect. And I don't throw that word
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  around lightly. They have been amazing to work
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  with. Hell yes! I don't... I thought, I wish
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  we could. Yeah. You know, we only were one time
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  in December. Yeah, that was kind of weird. It
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  didn't really, you know, come on, Sean. The game
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  here. One time in January. You know, I think
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  that Adam Smith has got to get a hold of this
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  thing. I think the game's a two. Just doing it
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  right now. I don't really think so. I mean, there
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  is a little confusion. Why not? It's on Peacock.
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  But you know what you do? You go to www. Because
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  the people that are having a hard time figuring
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  it out would do www. You go to www .nba .com
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  and you go, oh, what number? Oh, it's on Peacock.
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  Okay, I go to Peacock. It's really not that hard.
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  Like NBC, Peacock. Amazon. I think we have disrespected
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  the fans. I don't really think so. Not for bar
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  owners, maybe. But for me, you've actually saved
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  me $40 a month. But it's $10 a month for Peacock,
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  which I'll get rid of at the end of the season.
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  It's $10 for Peacock, $9 for Amazon, and of course
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  the ESPN package with Hulu is $30. That's $50.
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  I'm saving $42 compared to YouTube TV. They don't
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  know when the games are on. That's a good point.
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  And way too late. When it was on TNT, it was
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  set at 7 .30 and 10 .30 exactly. Now you got
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  the stupid post -game shows. Um, I just think
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  that's really unfair to the fans. Alright, whatever.
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  I think it's unfair to boomers that don't know
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  how to use technology. But I think the rest of
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  us are fine. You guys ready to start this show?
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  It's not as happy hour. It's going to be a great
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  time. We're all going to be hanging out. I don't
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  even feel like recording, but I'm here for you
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  guys. Thank you, FM DJs. Your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. Welcome to... Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, wait. All right.
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  All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Always going in, never doubted, never worried
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  about the dollar, no disorder. Oh, my God. It's
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  freaking Saturday. I hope each and every one
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  of you gets laid this weekend. It's your duty.
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  This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
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  You can call the show 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's
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  856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  You can always email me. RyanHuffyRadio .gmail
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  .com. Oh, my Lord. You doing good? I'm okay.
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  I'm recording at home. It's nice and air -conditioned
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  in here. Even though my Duke bills are usually
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  high. And I'm looking at my cat. When I was recording
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  at my childhood house last month when I went
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  to Chicago, I can't believe that was five weeks
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  ago. Can you believe that? Well, the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is my mom's cat
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  did not like my loud projection of my voice during
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  the show. But you know who does like it? My sweet
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  Luna. She's cute. By the way, I thought this
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  was freaking hilarious. So I made a viral video
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  that went pretty good online. Because I'll be
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  honest, if you were to base my listenership off
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  of my YouTube page, I would have maybe 70 downloads.
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  20 ,000 downloads a month. But the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, I've gotten videos
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  before, usually when I talk about a comedian.
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  There's someone like that cloud chasing one brownie
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  chicken fry. I usually get like 40 dislikes and
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  then it's like 0%. And that's not fun. A 0 %
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  approval rating on YouTube. I did a video about
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  that moron Jeff Dye crying like a little bitch.
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  He did not get on Kill Tony and was cut off.
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  And by the way, ignore the text messages in the
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  background. I'm recording on my MacBook. And
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  that was my mom, and I don't have her on Do Not
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  Disturb. So just ignore that. But guess what?
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  My Jeff Dye video got 63 dislikes and one like!
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  Can you imagine being the one person that liked
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  it? If you are the one person that liked that
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  video, call my voicemail. 856 -494 -6773. You
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  know what the approval rating was? I love this.
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  1 .6%. I think that's better than the scores
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  I got in my community college math test. A 1
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  .6 % approval rating. One like. And 63 dislikes.
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  To the 63 people out there that disliked the
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  video, Jeff Dye wouldn't piss on you if you were
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  on fire. He doesn't care about you. Do you think?
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  Maybe. As someone that's been around Morning
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  Radio, that's worked with, let's see here, Steve
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  Dahl, Rover, kind of Alan Cox, I was around him,
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  Mike Calta, Drew Gravo, Roger and JP, somewhat
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  Billy Madison, Shannon Burke, Ian and Jay Retcher,
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  Pat and Aaron, MJ, Orlando. I've communicated
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  with Bubba before. I've met millions of comedians
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  and radio hosts at morning show conventions.
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  So I've been around him. Who do you think would
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  know more about the inside of the business? Because
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  I grew up loving comedy. I listened to Opie and
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  Anthony every day from 2006 until the end and
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  loved running Fez and Light Rover and Calta and
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  all those shows, Bubba. And I worship comedians.
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  I used to watch comedians in the library at my
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  high school. They're all douchebags. You know
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  the only one that's tolerable, and this is going
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  to be an unpopular opinion, but that's just what
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  I spew on this show, is the man known as Chad
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  Zumach. Because he's genuine. He's bat crap crazy.
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  But that's why I love my Chad Zermach. Mm -hmm.
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  By the way, you know what I'm noticing out there?
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  You know what's the trendy thing to say? Is that
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  you don't like Drake's new music, man. I've only
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  listened to Iceman. But oh my goodness, is it
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  great. That song with Future. Now, the guy at
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  the end is terrible, but Drake and Future rapping
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  is so good in the club. I have not had a chance
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  to listen to more of it, but I'm going to. I
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  was also listening to Chris Brown's new album.
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  Remember when Pitchfork gave it a 1 .5? It's
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  like a 7 point. I don't know if 1 .5 is out of
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  5 or 10, but I'm going to do it the right happy
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  scale. It's like a 7 .2. It doesn't have bangers
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  like taking it out or popping, but it's still
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  pretty good, Chris Brown. The Jack Harlow CD
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  was no, I said CD because I'm a millennial. No,
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  the Jack Harlow album was no good, man. He should
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  not be doing Neo Soul. You know what's driving
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  me nuts about pornography? It's the fact that
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  there's this thing where all the plot lines are
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  ridiculous. I did always, I got to bang my stepdaughter.
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  Or my stepmom or my teacher. No wonder there's
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  a lot of pedophile women out there banging younger
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  adults. It's right there at barn. Why can't it
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  just be, I met this girl on Tinder, and then
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  we went to a dive bar, and then we banged, and
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  then never talked again. Oh, wait, that's my
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  life. Mm -hmm. Or I banged this girl in the comic
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  community and she thought I was talking about
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  her on a podcast and slandered my name. There
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  could also be a porno about my life. Even though
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  she had huge boobs. Yes, we need to have pornography
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  that's a little more realistic. A little out
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  of control, isn't it? Don't you think, maybe?
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  Don't you think maybe it's contributing to the
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  problems of the room? Or maybe it's just me.
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  I don't know. I don't know why I'm talking like
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  this. But I decided to. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's
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  856 -494 -6773. You know what else is driving
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  me nuts? I've had the dating room. Now I'm a
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  man that retired from dating apps. I'm a man
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  that's not on dating apps. What I'm telling you,
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  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, why do
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  you win? And I know guys do this too. This goes
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  for any gender. No one's safe in this room. Why
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  are you posting pictures of yourself from 2017?
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  Nothing's worse than when you got a day with
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  a girl and you know what happens. She watches
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  it in front of the bar and you're like, that
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  kind of looks like the girl I went on a date
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  with, but not really. And then you know what
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  happens? It's her! But she's doing this thing
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  where she's using a picture from like so long
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  ago. You know what? I don't care what I look
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  like. I know I got a big dick. I'm kidding. What
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  I'm saying is I have confidence in myself. I
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  don't need to let everybody know, hey, look at
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  this picture of me looking like a hunk from 2019.
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  Because now I'm chubby. There you go. What's
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  going on on Instagram? Oh, Chud the Builder,
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  the loser. The judge blocked him from being able
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  to use fan donations for his million dollar bond.
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  What a Chud. Here's Lily Phipps. The girl that's
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  had sex with like 10 million people. She has
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  a boyfriend that is supportive of her career.
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  Haven't really had many conversations about my
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  work and we don't really particularly, it's not
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  a topic we really talk about too much. Yeah,
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  I was going to say, I came, I did today, it went
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  pretty well. I'm a little sorry, but I'll give
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  it up to you. It's just like a little bit irrelevant
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  to our relationship. Sounds like you don't really
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  have any issues with Lily's job, Sammy. Nothing
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  at all. Look at the whole work side of things.
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  Why do these British people, when they talk about
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  porn, it sounds so much classier. He could be
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  like, yes, my girl got king banged by 14 dudes
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  today. And it sounds elegant. I look at her as
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  a human being and who she is. And, you know,
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  I'm so proud of everything she does and how hard
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  she works. I'm so proud of her. She takes clam
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  chowder to the face. Everything else is... There
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  you go. This is a weird world we live in. Like,
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  there's a difference between dating a porn star
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  that maybe has sex with a dude a day, you know?
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  Or does finger play videos. But when you're dating
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  a girl that's just getting banged on by a million
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  dudes, that's no good! When you're dating someone
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  that took part. in the million dollar march that
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  ain't it julia ann describes the adult business
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  um i guess let's start from the beginning um
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  how did i had daddy issues you know you get started
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  in the industry um well let's see uh my goodness
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  Janine was feature dancing. She was a penthouse
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  pet. She said, I don't want to feature dance
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  by myself anymore. Let's do this thing called
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  the duo act. And I was like, what's that? And
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  she's like, you know, we're going to go to strip
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  clubs and we're going to dance together and put
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  on a show and we're going to get paid. How did
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  you know Janine? Because her... My husband at
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  the time was the singer in a band that my ex
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  -boyfriend was the drummer in. You know, she's
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  got a lot of ex -boyfriends. Okay. So, yeah,
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  like, that's how that all came down. Okay. Oh,
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  yeah, no pun intended. It was rather, it was
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  organic, you know, like a thing. It was an organic
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  orgasm. And we were, like, 18 and 19. And, um,
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  so... In, like, 91, I was like, fine, I'll do
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  it. Oh, wow, she's been doing porn all her life.
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  I'll do it, I'll do it. So we called ourselves
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  Blondage, and... There you go, that's her story.
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  Just like most porn stars, she's boring us to
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  death. We're not watching her for her commentary.
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  Here's an anti -feministic video. From TikTok.
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  Men who do not abuse or sexually assault women
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  still directly benefit from the violence of the
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  men who do. Can you imagine thinking that? This
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  is why I want to be single forever. All these
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  women. They get damaged by one bad boy. And then
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  they rap every guy into it. I wonder why they're
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  single. Existence of violent men lowers the standard
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  of behavior for men so low that as a man, all
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  you have to do to be considered a good guy is
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  refrain from raping someone. Unfortunately, it's
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  kind of true. You know what I've always said?
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  And this gets me out of stares at comic bars
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  like my existence. But I'll say this right now.
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  There's nothing better than consent. There's
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  nothing better than when you got this hot ass
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  girl that wants to have sex with you. The consent's
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  hot. You don't have to actually protect women.
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  You don't have to stand up to your friends who
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  hit their girlfriends. I'm not listening to you.
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  Blah, blah, blah. Man, they're out of their mind.
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  All right, then. Love on the spectrum's Abby
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  Romeo. Romeo. I don't know why I said Romeo.
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  Crushed her fans when news of her split broke.
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  Last time we saw you, you were in a relationship.
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  And now you're not in a relationship. You're
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  single. So how are you feeling as a single woman?
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  Being a single lady is like what Beyonce says.
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  Oh, yeah. You got to quote that song. Songs for
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  bitterness. All my single ladies. How is it going
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  for you? It feels amazing. Oh, sure. You're on
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  the spectrum. It feels like David and I decided
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  to call each other best friends. Not boyfriend
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  and girlfriend anymore. Oh, yeah. You got front
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  zoned by someone on the spectrum. That can't
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  feel good. I've grown and changed lots for the
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  past four and a half years. Yes. But without
• 24:45
  David, I wouldn't be where I am today. He was
• 24:46
  a good start. You used him. Great. And you know
• 24:51
  what? It's so important to have those first relationships
• 24:54
  so we can learn things about ourselves. We can
• 24:56
  learn. Blah, blah, blah. There you go. I do agree.
• 25:03
  The best thing I got in my last relationship
• 25:05
  is I moved out the hood. Here's another clip
• 25:12
  of Lily Phillips talking about boundaries with
• 25:15
  her boyfriend. I've got such high libido that
• 25:18
  it doesn't really... Something happened in that
• 25:21
  shot, huh? For her to have that libido. Matter
• 25:26
  too much anyway if I'm going to work and having
• 25:27
  sex. Do you ever get jealous with her line of
• 25:30
  work, Sam? No, I don't. Because I can see how
• 25:32
  professional it is. Damn. He's proud of her.
• 25:36
  I'm proud of you for getting DP'd today. Here's
• 25:42
  another raggedy 40 -year -old woman. Saying she's
• 25:46
  not competing with 20 year olds. I was talking
• 25:48
  to somebody and they were like, you know, you're
• 25:50
  not a spring chicken. You're not 25. You're a
• 25:53
  hot piece of ass, huh? And I'm thinking to myself,
• 25:57
  a lot of us 40 year olds, we're not trying to
• 26:00
  be 25. And I think that's a misconception that
• 26:03
  a lot of people have is that we're trying to
• 26:06
  be 25 or compete with them. And I just want to
• 26:09
  correct that right now. No part of me wants to
• 26:12
  compete with a 25 year old. Yeah. I'd rather
• 26:15
  be with you than a 25 year old. All they do is
• 26:18
  ghost. That's all they do. You think you have
• 26:22
  a prospect going, then you never hear from the
• 26:25
  girl again. In fact, I was just recently thinking
• 26:29
  of this thought. What if she is the other way
• 26:35
  around? Because how do you know she's still going
• 26:38
  to be hot when she's 49? Yeah, this woman's already
• 26:42
  hot. You got to wonder what all the injections
• 26:46
  these Gen Z girls are taking. Mm -hmm. It makes
• 26:50
  you wonder if they're going to be hot in like
• 26:52
  2042. 59. There you go. Just kind of speaking
• 26:56
  the truth here. 856 -49 -100. Oh, yeah. DJ Academic
• 27:04
  shares a video of Drake gifting him an OVO chain.
• 27:07
  What is the chance these two dudes are pitting
• 27:09
  out each other? It's the one thing money can't
• 27:12
  buy. You don't know what money can't buy. Man,
• 27:18
  you know DJ Academics goes down on Drake. That
• 27:21
  is a weird relationship those two have. And this
• 27:24
  just in, Drake's a weird guy. Oh yeah, we have
• 27:30
  a clip from the Too Personal podcast. You know
• 27:34
  what that is, the Too Personal podcast. That
• 27:37
  is the podcast Joy Taylor's doing about dating.
• 27:40
  But she's dumb and doesn't know a thing about
• 27:43
  sports. So she has to relate and she has to use
• 27:47
  her busty past as content. And she has Tone Bell,
• 27:51
  who was a former guest of the show 10 years ago
• 27:54
  when I was interning at Telco Works in Eeyore
• 27:58
  City. He came by and we walked around while I
• 28:03
  interviewed him. And here he is asking her if
• 28:05
  she would be mayor. I mean, let's be clear. I'd
• 28:08
  be an excellent politician. Yeah, because you're
• 28:10
  a slut. I'm super fine. Excellent is crazy. Here's
• 28:13
  why I'd be an excellent politician. Because you're
• 28:15
  a sociopath. And you're power hungry and promiscuous.
• 28:19
  That's why. Not politician. Here's why I'd be
• 28:22
  an excellent leader. One. You're not a leader.
• 28:24
  You slept your way to the top. I am an excellent
• 28:27
  delegator. Yeah, you are. Listen, if I give you
• 28:31
  the top of your life. People who are excellent.
• 28:36
  I put great people around me intentionally, and
• 28:39
  we have a great working relationship. I don't
• 28:43
  have any redeeming talents, so if I bang them,
• 28:45
  then I get the job. So I'm going to teach a generation
• 28:48
  of women like Kamala Harris to sleep your way
• 28:51
  to the top. I work great with other people. Okay.
• 28:56
  And that's on period. This is for something else.
• 28:59
  So I work great with other people. You work good
• 29:03
  when you bang them out. I really prioritize the
• 29:08
  most vulnerable in our community. I'm listening.
• 29:13
  Okay. Yeah. He does not take her seriously. He's
• 29:16
  just like, I want to blow you. You didn't say
• 29:19
  anything. And. Yeah, because we don't really
• 29:21
  agree, bitch. In debate. I'm a professional debater.
• 29:24
  Oh, yeah. I could have done so much with that
• 29:28
  line, debater. Like, I watched the... She's a
• 29:31
  master debater. Mayoral debate for L .A.? Yes.
• 29:34
  Shit show. There you go. Blah, blah, blah. Man,
• 29:38
  she is just a sociopath. And what she does is
• 29:41
  she gets these guys on the show that just kiss
• 29:43
  her ass. Mm -hmm. Here's a clip. I thought this
• 29:47
  was just absolutely repulsive, but also funny.
• 29:50
  It's so clippy killer. He is talking to a girl.
• 29:55
  His girlfriend has eight cups and they're a Victoria's
• 29:59
  Secret and her boob doesn't fit the bra. So he
• 30:03
  said he's going to call Dr. Miami. What is that?
• 30:09
  Bigger or smaller? So her tits are too small
• 30:11
  for it. What a good guy. I'll call him Dr. Miami
• 30:22
  and come back, okay? He's a douchebag. Oh, he's
• 30:30
  in the oven. He's just the absolute worst. Here's
• 30:34
  Neon clapping back after getting backlash for
• 30:36
  dyeing his hair blonde for Alabama Barker's validation.
• 30:42
  And responds to the claims that he was friendzoned.
• 30:51
  Neon, listen to me. I have been very nice on
• 30:54
  this show about it. There have been times when
• 30:58
  there was a girl that was real. And she was banging
• 31:03
  everybody else. And I was like, it drove me nuts.
• 31:06
  Neon, you're not built for a girl like Alabama
• 31:08
  Barker. She's a cloud chaser. She's using you
• 31:12
  because you're buying her $20 ,000 Birkin bags.
• 31:14
  And you're doing the thing that every 22 -year
• 31:18
  -old does, which is not listen to their elders.
• 31:21
  And you're getting mad. Listen to me. You have
• 31:24
  no shot with her. She's younger than you. Rich,
• 31:27
  she's spent back on you, but it's like, bro,
• 31:29
  she doesn't want you. You're a friend. She friendzoned
• 31:32
  you. She really did. Do you really think you've
• 31:34
  banged? You think since you guys have been talking,
• 31:37
  she hasn't banged anybody else? Oh, she's only
• 31:40
  hanging out with you. Bro, this image of Neon
• 31:44
  will forever live rent -free in all of our heads.
• 31:48
  He's right. No, he's not. Bro, segue. Switch
• 31:50
  it up, bro. I just hope. He is so defensive.
• 31:56
  He is just, I don't know. I root for him. I like
• 32:01
  Neon, but he's beta. Whatever validation you
• 32:04
  were looking for from this girl, you got it in
• 32:06
  the very end. Bro, I did it because it was a
• 32:08
  good move. What was a good move? To do whatever
• 32:11
  she says because you're whipped. You seem like
• 32:15
  a really good guy. You need like a hot ass Indian
• 32:18
  wife to take care of you. And I'm going to be
• 32:20
  honest, ever since I've been here, I've been
• 32:21
  glowing up. Glowing up? I've been glowing up.
• 32:25
  You should have been doing that in the first
• 32:26
  place. Whenever you give a woman credit for your
• 32:30
  glow up, you're giving them way too much power.
• 32:33
  You can say what you want, but... We will say
• 32:36
  what we want. You're whipped. Grow up. She doesn't
• 32:40
  care about you. While you're laying at home,
• 32:42
  like, why is she never part of my tax? She's
• 32:45
  getting banged up by someone else. Speaking of
• 32:50
  someone that's getting banged up by someone else.
• 32:53
  Larry Wheels from the kick website reveals he's
• 32:56
  dating Lily Phillips. Who is it? Attempt. to
• 33:03
  do what I did in my last deadlift session before
• 33:06
  the vacation, which was music KG for 9 -8. So
• 33:10
  first couple sets felt good, but after this second
• 33:13
  set, I started feeling a compression in my lower
• 33:16
  back. So he just looks like a black Johnny Bravo.
• 33:19
  This was happening because my core was weakened
• 33:22
  from inactivity. Mm -hmm. No training. I had
• 33:26
  one arm workout with Louis. There you go. So
• 33:28
  interesting. Whenever people make their working
• 33:31
  out their personality, it's freaking boring.
• 33:34
  Some people make it inspirational, but some people
• 33:37
  don't. And then here's Lily Phillips saying Larry
• 33:40
  Wheels is paying her $3 ,000 a month. What are
• 33:43
  these dudes doing? Put that $300 ,000 in a freaking
• 33:47
  Roth IRA, you idiot. What kind of men do you
• 33:52
  like? I would say my type is funny, kind. Big
• 33:57
  dick. Big dick. Oh, I guessed it. And honestly,
• 34:03
  looks -wise, I'll go for anything as long as
• 34:06
  I find attraction. As long as you're slaying.
• 34:08
  Does that make sense? Yeah, there you go. That
• 34:12
  is one damage run there. I'll say this once and
• 34:18
  I'll say it again. She's a hotter version of
• 34:19
  Carmen from the Celtics show. That's not saying
• 34:22
  much. Ah, so Trump spoke in New York and people
• 34:26
  started chanting four more years like a bunch
• 34:29
  of mutants. This must have been in Staten Island.
• 34:38
  Idiocracy. Idiocracy. He doesn't care about you.
• 34:45
  He doesn't care about you. Mutants. Bunch of
• 34:51
  idiots. Lower gas prices and starting laws. Thank
• 34:55
  dead. Clavicular got into a massive argument
• 35:02
  with his girlfriend. Let's hear it. I feel like
• 35:05
  his whole existence is an argument. Attitude?
• 35:08
  What attitude? I don't care anymore. It's like,
• 35:12
  don't do that to me. He's such a twat. If you
• 35:15
  react this way ever again, it's done. I'll leave
• 35:20
  you in a second. I can't deal with that. Yeah,
• 35:22
  he's a loser. You know, I'm taking you to a nice
• 35:26
  dinner and all it is is pushing for more and
• 35:29
  more. That's what every narcissistic manipulator
• 35:34
  does. I bought you dinner. You have the personality
• 35:38
  of a dead rat. Pushing for more and more? You
• 35:40
  told me I could go. Yeah, I'm taking you out
• 35:43
  to dinner. There you go. That's quite the argument.
• 35:46
  So, Gen Z. Millennials, are you like maniacs?
• 35:49
  And Gen Z is like, yeah, no cap, bro. No cap,
• 35:54
  bro. Sean Wayans calls comedian Harry Spears
• 35:58
  a bitch. I did? Yeah, they called you arrogant.
• 36:02
  It was a comedian, Harry Spears. Oh, yeah, he's
• 36:04
  an idiot. Yeah. And a bitch. You can't look you
• 36:11
  in the eye. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wow.
• 36:15
  That was irritating. Blah, blah, blah. They're
• 36:17
  talking over each other. Oh, my goodness. So
• 36:21
  I'm ranting about the news, obviously. And you'll
• 36:24
  never guess who came over. So I'm at my apartment.
• 36:28
  I just got my Luna right here. Luna, say something.
• 36:33
  We're going to do this. It's a good moment in
• 36:36
  time. I know it's audio, so you can't see. But
• 36:39
  I got to turn on the Luna. So relax. Relax. You're
• 36:44
  fine. I saved your life twice, bitch. Now I sound
• 36:48
  like Clavicular holding over my kitten. Here's
• 36:51
  the Luna song as I hold my cat. What up, Luna?
• 36:59
  Oh yeah, her heart's racing. But she's a kitty.
• 37:05
  I love you. Most loyal. Oh, yeah. I'm just giving
• 37:20
  this a reason to play it and hold my cat. Because
• 37:23
  I love it. Let me do something real quick. 856
• 37:31
  -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -49 -467 -73. Hold on a
• 37:38
  second. I just took a picture of me and my cat.
• 37:46
  I'm going to post it at Ryan Hobby Radio on Instagram.
• 37:50
  Bye, Anna. Love you. She's a good cat. Oh, I
• 37:56
  think you handled me. No, there was a cat. All
• 38:01
  right. That was cute. You probably wish you had
• 38:05
  a video. There's a million pictures of my cat
• 38:08
  out there. You'll find one. It's very strange
• 38:12
  how she likes my... My ranting. Most women don't.
• 38:19
  Here's a woman talking about men. Are other girls
• 38:23
  right now just fucking furious? Like I am going
• 38:28
  through this female, like this rage era that
• 38:32
  is like actually not a joke. Like I am fucking
• 38:36
  furious. I don't know, honey. I don't want to
• 38:40
  hear about it. Okay. It's time for royal family
• 38:44
  and Kardashian news. Newsflash, happy hour, got
• 39:01
  the tea spillin' Rose and Kardashian's dumb nepo
• 39:05
  villains Crowns made of clout, castles built
• 39:07
  on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's fair
• 39:10
  game Paparazzi snappin', like lions in the zoo
• 39:13
  Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't chew
• 39:15
  No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne Earn
• 39:19
  nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
• 39:22
  Kardashian crew, nothin' new Just the same old
• 39:26
  view. Naples babies riding on a silver spoon.
• 39:29
  Turn the dial. Hoppy's breaking the tune. For
• 39:32
  your family. Kardashian crew. Nothing new. Just
• 39:36
  the same old view. Naples babies riding on a
• 39:39
  silver spoon. Turn the dial. Hoppy's breaking
• 39:42
  the tune. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HAPPINESS. 856 -49
• 39:48
  -HAPPINESS. That's how I feel right now. That's
• 39:52
  what's going on here. topic. Today on TMZ. Okay.
• 40:03
  Well, Jeff Probst says he can make Survivor a
• 40:07
  hit so he can also ruin it. So it was a live
• 40:10
  show. I don't know what I think of Jeff Probst.
• 40:13
  Either he seems like a really good dude or a
• 40:17
  douchebag. If I were in his shoes, I'd blame
• 40:40
  it on five different people. Yeah, because you're
• 40:42
  a douchebag. We now know the details of Britney
• 40:48
  Spears' DUI arrest. And not just details, but
• 40:52
  we now have video of this arrest. There were
• 40:55
  things that happened with Britney and the police,
• 40:58
  frankly, that are alarming. Shop for lasagna
• 41:03
  and a pool party. Spencer Pratt did an interview,
• 41:06
  and he was asked, who is your political role
• 41:08
  model? Jesus Christ. Oh, shut the fuck up! I
• 41:13
  mean, that's what he's a politician. Without
• 41:16
  much hesitation, he says, Jesus Christ. I played
• 41:20
  the royal family music and I didn't even get
• 41:22
  to the video. It's my ADHD. Prince William says
• 41:30
  he might be attending Taylor Swift and Travis
• 41:33
  Kelsey's wedding. I wonder if Prince Harry is
• 41:37
  gone. I'll bring the cocaine. During an appearance
• 41:41
  on the Heart Breakfast radio show on May 22nd,
• 41:44
  co -host Amanda Holden. That's weird. All we
• 41:46
  see is they call radio the breakfast show. The
• 41:49
  Royal. Have you got an invite? Though he plays
• 41:52
  coy, William does express some optimism. I'm
• 41:55
  not playing it. What is it? He knows reporters
• 41:57
  unless it's copyright. Why do they keep reading
• 42:01
  the transcript of what he said and not play the
• 42:03
  fucking clip? What are you doing? Weird, man.
• 42:10
  It was everyone and their boyfriends. Khloe Kardashian
• 42:13
  is keeping up with all of the Kardashian romances.
• 42:17
  The Good American founder confirms on an episode
• 42:19
  of her Khloe in Wonderland podcast that both
• 42:21
  her sisters Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian
• 42:24
  are currently off the market. There you go. They're
• 42:27
  off the market. And Kanye's off the grid, grid,
• 42:29
  grid, grid. That was one of his songs. Mm -hmm.
• 42:33
  Whoa! Hot topic! Ricky Martin is safe after a
• 42:38
  scare at one of his concerts. The singer had
• 42:41
  just kicked off his European leg of his Ricky
• 42:43
  Martin live tour in Montenegro when, according
• 42:45
  to his publicist, who posted a statement on Instagram
• 42:48
  May 21st, an individual discharged tear gas towards
• 42:52
  the stage. Oh, I'm glad he's okay. It's kind
• 42:54
  of frightening. Viva la loca! No! No! Jessie
• 43:03
  J is cancer -free one year after her breast cancer
• 43:05
  diagnosis. Listen, I find her annoying as hell,
• 43:09
  but I don't root for anybody to get cancer. Jessie
• 43:15
  J shares the news to social media, captioning
• 43:17
  a video to Instagram on May 21st. Results are
• 43:20
  in, and I am cancer -free. That's good, Vivian.
• 43:24
  I'm always rooting for you. Happy Hot Topic!
• 43:29
  Kathy Griffin is revealing she was hospitalized
• 43:31
  over complications from her colonoscopy. What
• 43:34
  is going on with these women getting sick? It's
• 43:39
  out of control. The comedian shared a post on
• 43:42
  Instagram May 21st that reads, I spent the night
• 43:45
  in the hospital because I had complications from
• 43:48
  my colonoscopy. All right, help it all work,
• 43:50
  son. All your dreams come true. No! More information
• 43:58
  is coming to light about Kyle Busch's tragic
• 44:01
  passing. On May 20th, the day before he died
• 44:04
  at age 41, the NASCAR driver was testing in the
• 44:07
  Chevrolet racing simulator in Concord, North
• 44:10
  Carolina, when he passed out. Several people
• 44:13
  familiar with the situation told the Associated
• 44:15
  Press. Rest in peace, bud. I'll rest in peace.
• 44:19
  He's a legend for sure. Happy Hot Topic! You
• 44:24
  know what I mean, you know what I mean? Harry
• 44:28
  Styles does a little late night talking. While
• 44:31
  honoring Radiohead frontman Tom York at the 2026
• 44:35
  Ivor Novello Awards on May 21st, the singer details
• 44:40
  how the band's music helped him reach a watermelon
• 44:43
  sugar high. Oh yeah! During a very personal experience.
• 44:48
  It was weird. One time I was at the pool and
• 44:50
  there were like a bunch of seven -year -olds
• 44:52
  and they're like, Mom! Turn on watermelon sugar!
• 44:55
  the mom's like no it was weird as he introduces
• 44:59
  tom who was receiving the academy fellowship
• 45:02
  prize harry opens up about just how much the
• 45:05
  band's music has meant to him over the years
• 45:07
  calling it a religious experience but then things
• 45:11
  cross a fine line when harry reveals i lost my
• 45:15
  virginity to talk show host that crossed the
• 45:19
  line he wasn't like oh yeah i was getting head
• 45:23
  That wasn't really a line crossed, and I wasn't.
• 45:25
  Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I just... Load.
• 45:34
  Love is Blind's Alexa Lemieux is revealing why
• 45:37
  her marriage with Brennan Lemieux fell apart.
• 45:39
  I don't know. Did you met on a reality show?
• 45:42
  Mm -hmm. The couple were married for four years.
• 45:47
  They, um, they broke up. I don't know. I guess.
• 45:55
  Hocus Pocus actress Thora Birch comes out as
• 45:58
  bisexual. I thought it was IA. They had new letters.
• 46:19
  It's now it's L -G -B -T -Q -A -B -C -D -E -F
• 46:22
  -G -H -I -J -K -L -A. You got the point. Mm -hmm.
• 46:25
  Did not feel like, you know, saying that all
• 46:28
  day long. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Taylor Swift
• 46:33
  will not be making her return to the American
• 46:35
  Music Awards on May 25th. All right. There you
• 46:38
  go. She's not coming. She's above it! What are
• 46:44
  you doing with the time? I don't know. Pudding?
• 46:48
  Whoa! Donald Trump is skipping his son's wedding.
• 46:55
  The president announces on Truth Social that
• 46:58
  he will not be attending Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding
• 47:01
  to Bettina Anderson this Memorial Day weekend,
• 47:05
  citing what he called circumstances pertaining
• 47:07
  to government. Not only is he a terrible president,
• 47:12
  he's a deadbeat dad. Happy Hot Topic! My name
• 47:20
  is laid in gold and pink terrazzo. It's written
• 47:24
  in the stars for Miley Cyrus as the superstar
• 47:26
  is officially getting a star on the Hollywood
• 47:28
  Walk of Fame. Oh yeah, there you go. So that's
• 47:31
  happening. Today's kind of a faster show. I ain't
• 47:33
  doing two hours. I did 15 hours of Hoppy Hour
• 47:36
  in three weeks. Or in eight days. I don't know
• 47:40
  why I said three weeks. So I'm a little tired.
• 47:43
  Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic! Catherine McPhee is confused
• 47:49
  about her situation with Chrishell Stouse. The
• 47:53
  American Idol alum weighed in on the selling
• 47:54
  Sunset Star's comments about her relationship
• 47:56
  history and endorsement of Spencer Pratt as mayor
• 47:59
  of Los Angeles on May 20th. Replying to an Instagram
• 48:02
  user who was asking how the beef started, writing,
• 48:05
  quote, Honestly, I have no idea. I am just as
• 48:09
  confused about this controversy as you. I had
• 48:11
  women claim men bring down women. Women bring
• 48:14
  down women! Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Nobody violates
• 48:23
  life number one. The moment they violate, out
• 48:26
  the door. Oh yeah, so Akon is talking about his
• 48:29
  polyamorous relationship. Daddy, you're 50 years
• 48:32
  old! Grow up! Queen. Akon reveals the rules he
• 48:36
  lives by in his polyamorous relationship. Oh
• 48:39
  yeah. He just seems like a douchebag, like you
• 48:42
  don't want to meet your heroes. Sitting down
• 48:44
  with the We Need to Talk podcast, the singer
• 48:46
  confirms he has multiple wives who all work together
• 48:49
  to keep the house and build a harmonious existence.
• 48:52
  Oh, yeah. I don't know what to catch of you.
• 48:55
  I know he's got money and power. He just seems
• 48:58
  insufferable. On the app, Akon, whose wife Tamika
• 49:02
  filed for divorce in September after nearly three
• 49:04
  decades of marriage, explains there is a hierarchy
• 49:07
  in his relationship. So this is like another
• 49:10
  version of Nia's relationship. That all of his
• 49:14
  partners must respect his first wife. Yeah, that's
• 49:18
  a weird thing. I knew someone in the community.
• 49:21
  Their goddamn thing was like, I can make as many
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  women as I want, but you can't. Whatever, dude.
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  He doesn't specify if he's referring to Tameka.
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  Nobody violates life number one. The moment they
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  violate, out the door. With new people, a part
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  of your family, there's going to be new attitudes.
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  Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm controlling. The
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  hell's wrong with you? New mindsets, you know,
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  new behaviors. I'm controlling his health. And
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  they got to deal with that. They got to deal
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  with that or else they don't get my clout. But
• 50:01
  while the 53 -year -old has multiple partners,
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  he says he's the, quote, only man in the relationship
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  dynamic. That's what I don't like. I like a good
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  open relationship. Where the woman can bang on
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  her man or woman, but when the man goes, oh yeah,
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  you can't touch it, talk it to anybody else.
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  Yeah, lizard. You're afraid that there's going
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  to be better men out there. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  This headline kind of cracked me up, but alarmed
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  me. A prominent local businessman who used to
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  run a gay conversion ministry in Orlando is now
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  facing felony charges of luring a teen for sex
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  online. This is what I tell you guys all the
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  time. These people that try to convert you from
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  being gay, a lot of times they're telling themselves
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  that. Why? Because they're in the closet. It
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  drives them nuts. Seeing other gay people be
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  happy. Alan Manning Chambers is well known in
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  the Winter Park business community. Western News
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  investigative reporter Greg Fox is live at the
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  Orange County Jail. And Greg Chambers could walk
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  out of jail before the end of the day. Yeah,
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  he'll bail himself out. Well, certainly that's
• 51:17
  what his attorney told me that he was hoping,
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  that he would be able to postpone and get through
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  the booking and release center and gain some
• 51:23
  of his freedom back today while he awaits trial
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  on these charges. And while all of that is being
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  arranged, the business community is stunned to
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  have learned about not only Chambers' arrest,
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  but his controversial past. Oh, yeah. Everybody's
• 51:38
  got a past, but this guy's a loser! Yeah! The
• 51:46
  first appearance in front of a judge lasted just
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  five minutes, but the criminal case against the
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  former pastor and well -known businessman will
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  affect the rest of Alan Chambers' life. The problem
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  is this. He makes all religious people look bad.
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  Because we all know he's in the closet. Mm -hmm.
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  The operator of two men's clothing stores in
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  Winter Park was arrested Monday and charged with
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  three felony counts that allege he was trying
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  to lure a 14 -year -old boy for sex. Why is it
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  people that are religious get mad at me and say
• 52:18
  not all people in religion are pedophiles, but
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  then things like this happen? The arrest affidavit
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  alleges Chambers messaged the teen, who was an
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  undercover deputy, on Snapchat trying to... Oh
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  yeah, that's even creepier. gauged him in sexual
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  activities and saying he wanted to make love.
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  Oh, yeah. You're such a loser, you put it in
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  writing. You're asking to get caught. His attorney
• 52:45
  argued for release and conditions to allow Chambers
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  to keep working. Yeah, you know, the attorney's
• 52:52
  just defending a pedophile loser. Drawing ties
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  to Central Florida. Never been arrested before.
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  Yeah, but this is pretty bad. It's not like he
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  shoplifted a popsicle. He's got strong family
• 53:05
  support. Oh, yeah. His family loves him. That's
• 53:13
  why we're asking for those submissions. The judge
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  ordered Chambers to pay $15 ,000 bond and have
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  no contact with children. I would hope so. Man.
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  What a loser that guy is. Here's Dylan Brooks.
• 53:32
  showing off a new game to bring awareness to
• 53:34
  NBA flopping. What's up, y 'all? It's the villain.
• 53:38
  Man, if you're having to call yourself a villain,
• 53:40
  you're not a villain. That's a cool hoops. Fine.
• 53:43
  Let me open this up. Ah, so he made like a new
• 53:47
  board game about being a douchebag on the basketball
• 53:49
  court. That's cool. Also, Blake Griffin has a
• 53:52
  fiance. They were on vacation and she's looking
• 53:55
  hot as hell. I don't even want to play it. Jackson
• 53:57
  Dart spoke at a Trump rally. Ah, what a douchebag.
• 54:05
  Radio legend's daughter looks frail during courtroom
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  appearance. It's radio legend Rod Owen and his
• 54:15
  loser daughter, Laura Owens, who she trapped
• 54:22
  a few guys and made them think that she got pregnant
• 54:24
  with a one -night stand. Mm -hmm. I love how
• 54:29
  women say that women get brought down by men,
• 54:32
  but it appears to be that men are not bringing
• 54:36
  down women. It's women bringing down women. All
• 54:38
  right, time for a Tampa Bay News. To the bay
• 54:56
  and the city's crazy moves We got stories hotter
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  than the Florida grooves Tampa Bay news, we makin'
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  it spin On happy hour when the real begins Turn
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  it up loud, let's get in the mix From St. Pete
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  to the world, we bringin' the fix Bringin' the
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  fix, we bringin' the fix Bringin' the fix, we
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  bringin' the fix Bringin' the fix, we bringin'
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  the fix Bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix
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  Come on Alright, now, let's see what's goin'
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  on Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! New this midday, Alicia
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  Andrews, one of the five people found guilty
• 55:28
  in the death of Jacksonville rap artist Julio
• 55:30
  Fulio, will serve 15 years in prison. Andrews
• 55:35
  was convicted of manslaughter last time. She
• 55:37
  got off pretty easy compared to the other ones.
• 55:39
  October before sentencing, though. So that happened.
• 55:44
  And we got this. Tampa City leaders say that
• 55:47
  this stay -and -play program is aimed at keeping
• 55:50
  teens engaged and, more importantly, off the
• 55:53
  streets. Now, this does come on the heels of
• 55:55
  the 22 arrests that were made in downtown's Tampa
• 55:58
  Teen Takeover. Tampa Police Department and Tampa
• 56:02
  Parks and Rec have joined forces opening multiple
• 56:05
  rec centers Friday through Sunday nights geared
• 56:08
  towards teens. All right, well, hopefully it
• 56:11
  keeps the thugs off the streets. Father in Citrus
• 56:15
  County is now facing charges accused of pulling
• 56:17
  a gun on a school bus driver this afternoon.
• 56:19
  Man, he just looks like a Caldwell incident.
• 56:21
  Hey guys, let's call for sparkle. Happened Thursday
• 56:26
  morning at the bus stop at North Velvet Terrace
• 56:29
  and West Brumman Court in Citrus Springs. There
• 56:32
  you go. What a moron. First this evening, we
• 56:41
  are learning new details in a deadly home invasion
• 56:43
  in Clearwater. Investigators say deputies were
• 56:46
  forced to shoot a man after he attacked a woman
• 56:48
  that pointed a gun toward them. 10 Tampa Bay
• 56:51
  News reporter Chris Hurst just spoke with that
• 56:53
  woman. Chris, she says this all happened while
• 56:55
  she was taking out the garbage this morning.
• 57:00
  Yeah, Dave, she didn't want to go on camera.
• 57:02
  Yeah, they need to work on a five -second delay.
• 57:05
  But she tells me that is the reason why the garage
• 57:08
  door behind me was open. It's a good idea to
• 57:11
  be anonymous. A lithium man is facing over 1
• 57:17
  ,000 charges. This after Hillsborough County
• 57:19
  detectives say they uncovered hidden cameras,
• 57:22
  voyeurism videos, and child pornography. Inside
• 57:26
  his home. Damn. Man, the world's doing really
• 57:31
  well, isn't it? Oh, yeah. It's time for Fresno
• 57:37
  News. Right now. Right now. Let's get into it.
• 58:29
  We're getting new details now on the city of
• 58:32
  Fresno's proposal to create entertainment zones.
• 58:39
  Fresno City Council members voted Thursday to
• 58:41
  pass the first phase of an ordinance to allow
• 58:43
  people to drink alcohol on designated streets.
• 58:47
  By the way, this reporter, I forget her name,
• 58:48
  such a hot piece of ass. During certain events.
• 58:52
  Yeah, so you got to let them turn up in Fresno.
• 58:54
  I'm working at an event later, so I can't be
• 58:56
  here all day, but I've recorded like 16 hours
• 58:58
  in a week, so you can enjoy a beer. Mm -hmm.
• 59:02
  Mm -hmm. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these
• 59:25
  mics. All in ten heights, now the cynic is tight.
• 59:28
  From the berms to the block, that's a hell of
• 59:31
  a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the lights.
• 59:34
  He got callers on the line, trying to break they
• 59:36
  news. From the side to the sticks, they relate
• 59:39
  to the views. Every segment like a story from
• 59:41
  the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact check the
• 59:44
  attitude. This that Chicago news. Oh, shush.
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  I know. It's Dennis. Mm -hmm. I'll be back tomorrow
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  with smooch and happy 101. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  We'll get a discount that matches the amount
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  of the average gas price in Chicago. Hell yeah!
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  at like a college graduation. The current average
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  in Chicago, $5 .41. There you go. So that's the
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  deal they got going on. And then what have we
• 1:00:59
  got on here? A Chicago man now facing charges
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  after federal prosecutors say he used his car
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  to ram an ICE agent during Operation Midway Blitz.
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  Prosecutors released this video from October
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  -old Diego Reyes driving his vehicle into the
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  car an ICE agent was in. That's stupid. As much
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  as I don't like ICE or the cops or the authority
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  or politicians, I don't ram their trucks and
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  had Taco Bell before. Whatever. And we'll call
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  Oh life doesn't but the laugh is growing dim
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  Like fakers without brains, he detects a half
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