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Bengals should sign Mark Sanchez and dump Joe Flacco (...after the Packers game) + Yankees star gives BIZARRE quote · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Didn't you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. I thought he was gonna go play in
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  Speaker 3: Greece or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we got fooled, just just like everybody. Like everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: we also got inspired, right because yeah, we're gonna do
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  Speaker 2: on today's show. You know, we're gonna reveal some news
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  Speaker 2: to a big decision. That's that's I want to say,
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  Speaker 2: But one quick thing you out there, you know like
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  Speaker 2: Now let's get into a top story story, all right.
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  Speaker 1: First, out to the gate.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been fined two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars by the NFL for sticking his middle
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  Speaker 2: finger at Jets fans during the Cowboys win over the
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  Speaker 2: Jets on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Now, a lot of people are saying that Jerry Jones is.
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  Speaker 2: Likely to appeel to find But I think he got
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  Speaker 2: off easy here, don't you, Donty?
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  Speaker 3: You know Jerry Jones is lucky that he only came
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  Speaker 3: away with a fine here. Imagine if he flipped off
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  Speaker 3: the Jets when Mark Sanchez was still on the team.
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  Speaker 3: We know Mark Sanchez has no problem whatsoever attacking an elderly,
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  Speaker 3: helpless old man and bringing him within an inch of
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  Speaker 3: his life. And you know, imagine if he flipped off
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  Speaker 3: the Patriots when Aaron Hernandez was there and on the team,
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  Speaker 3: he'd currently be in a ditch somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Just such valuable perspective that Dony and Well, Now to
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  Speaker 2: other NFL dos, the Bengals, I've traded with.
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  Speaker 1: The Browns for QB Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Flacker, who will now start Sunday against the Packers, the
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  Speaker 2: same team that Flacco beat in Week three when he
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  Speaker 2: led the Browns over Green doty your thoughts it.
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  Speaker 3: By my projections, Joe Flacco will continue to show his
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  Speaker 3: total domination over Green Bay as he did with the
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  Speaker 3: Browns and lead the Bengals to a victory over the
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  Speaker 3: Packers this Sunday and then next Sunday. The Cardinals will
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  Speaker 3: trade for Joe Flacco before their matchup against the Packers
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  Speaker 3: in Week seven so that they can win that game.
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  Speaker 1: Two.
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  Speaker 3: Then in Week eight, the Pittsburgh Steelers will trade for
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  Speaker 3: Joe Flacco against the Packers to give them more of
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  Speaker 3: an advantage since the Packers know how to defend Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 3: Then in Week nine, the Carolina Panthers will sign Joe
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  Speaker 3: Flacco to lead them against the Packers and then probably
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  Speaker 3: keep him since anyone's better than Bryce Young.
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  Speaker 2: Just terrific predictive analysis that, Dody. And you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still wondering with this whole Flacco Bengals knows.
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  Speaker 1: Do the Bengals really.
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  Speaker 2: Think Joe Flacco is the long term answer for the
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  Speaker 2: Dame Creed? I mean, how did the Bengals go with
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  Speaker 2: Flacco when Mark Sanchez was.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting right there?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you break it down.
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  Speaker 2: First, Flaco's forty years old, Sanchez is a ripe thirty
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  Speaker 2: eighth and well, second, what's the one thing every athlete.
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  Speaker 1: Needs to win? A killer instinct?
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  Speaker 2: There you go, and well, Mark Sanchez literally has a
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  Speaker 2: killer instinct. Yeah, which makes him a perfect fit for
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  Speaker 2: the Bengals culture, which is a proud history of employing
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  Speaker 2: convicted felons. You know, Sanchez also survived a brutal attack,
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  Speaker 2: and well, every AFC North game is Jason is basically
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  Speaker 2: just one big brutal attack, right.
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  Speaker 1: Doty couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, people might say Mark Sanchez is a
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  Speaker 3: terrible quarterback with terrible judgment, which you know is true,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, But what if you brought him in as
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  Speaker 3: a full back. I mean, what's the most important stat
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  Speaker 3: in football? Yards after contact exactly. And Sanchez took two
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  Speaker 3: sharp hits to the chest and got pepper sprayed and
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  Speaker 3: still rushed for about two hundred yards as seen in
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  Speaker 3: that surveillance video.
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  Speaker 1: That's impressive, very impressive, Tody.
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  Speaker 2: And well, you know another thing we got to talk about,
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  Speaker 2: not so impressive, but on the subject to running backs,
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  Speaker 2: big story out of Arizona Cardinals coach Jonavan Gannon fined
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  Speaker 2: one hundred k by the team after he shoved running
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  Speaker 2: back Amari de Marcato after Demarcado let go of the
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  Speaker 2: ball right before the goal line, costing the Cardinals a
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  Speaker 2: touchdown yep, and eventually the game to the crappy Titans.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Tody, I got a side with coach Gannon there.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Frankly, I think we got to do ball to
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  Speaker 2: teach these idiot kids to stop by fumbling the ball
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  Speaker 2: before the goal line. You know, you had such a
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  Speaker 2: great solution the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Tell the people you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a solution that I know is going to be
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  Speaker 3: a little controversial, but hear me out forced castration and
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  Speaker 3: what that means is that when a player drops a ball,
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  Speaker 3: then they literally have to drop their ball, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like the team doctor comes in and he slices off
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  Speaker 3: a testicle, you know, ye, And it's the only way
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  Speaker 3: to stop this from happening. And if you think it's
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  Speaker 3: too extreme, well look no further than the Bible, because
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  Speaker 3: what do they say over there, an I for an
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  Speaker 3: eye for an eye exactly. You know, isn't an eye
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  Speaker 3: technically a ball? You know, So shouldn't that mean that
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  Speaker 3: we should be cutting off a man's balls if he
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  Speaker 3: drops balls?
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  Speaker 1: Just add diet logical around that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't eat And well before we get the base ball,
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  Speaker 2: which is next done my set. You know, I keep
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  Speaker 2: thinking about this decision we're gonna make all I can
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  Speaker 2: think about it exactly, And you gotta one does that
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  Speaker 2: the audience, you gotta think assume they're just sitting there too.
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  Speaker 1: It's all they're thinking about. You know, what are we
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  Speaker 1: gonna say? What is this big decision? You know?
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  Speaker 2: Are we gonna in the show permanently? You know, A
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna go the business, see the Today Show. We're
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  Speaker 2: taking over the Today Show. Thing is possible right now?
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  Speaker 3: You know, hey, you know, frankly, I'm struggling to keep
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  Speaker 3: this all a secret because I know how huge this
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  Speaker 3: all is me too, Yeah, you know, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: we can't give it up yet because then you know,
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  Speaker 3: it ruins the whole revealed the whole thing, and also
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  Speaker 3: our YouTube watch time.
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  Speaker 2: There's that though, Well we'll keep going then, you people
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  Speaker 2: just stupid show something anyway. All right, let's get the
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  Speaker 2: baseball m there'll be postseason and the Yankees, okay, they
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  Speaker 2: flamed out of the postseason yet again with just another
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  Speaker 2: embarrassing loss, this time to a Canadian thing, which you
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  Speaker 2: know makes it even worse and just deeply unpatriotic. And
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  Speaker 2: you know, frankly, the Yankees deserve it, you know, because
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  Speaker 2: I'm just so sick of these teams with their disgustingly massive.
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  Speaker 1: Payrolls, thinking they could just buy a.
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  Speaker 2: World series, just going buy, you know, put up that
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  Speaker 2: list producer of the top three teams by payroll. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so as you can see at the butt what hold on,
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  Speaker 2: not again, not not this again. I told you top
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  Speaker 2: three up three, But he don't scroll up, You're.
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  Speaker 1: Scrolling down, scroll squll the other way.
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  Speaker 2: He's clearly just trying to get the phillies on the
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  Speaker 2: screen because he's a hater exactly.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about the Yankees. Yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, sticking with the Yankees the subject here.
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  Speaker 2: You know, after they lost, there were a lot of
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  Speaker 2: strange quotes from the team, but the strangers came from
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  Speaker 2: Yankees shortstop Anthony Volpi. Okay, I'm just gonna rad you.
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  Speaker 2: This is directly from ESPN dot com. Okay, what he said? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: quote it's brutal, said Yankee shortstop Anthony Volpi, who finished
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  Speaker 2: the series one fifteen with ten strikeouts.
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  Speaker 1: Quote, I'm kind of in shock. So let me get
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  Speaker 1: this straight, Donty.
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Volpi was shocked by the Yankees loss, even though
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  Speaker 2: he struck out ten times in the series and sixteen
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  Speaker 2: times in his last nineteen at bats.
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  Speaker 1: How do you explain any of this, Don'ty?
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  Speaker 3: You just have to won the You know, does Anthony
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  Speaker 3: Volpi think that he's a pitcher, because you know, getting
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  Speaker 3: sixteen strikeouts and nineteen at bats is not bad for
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  Speaker 3: a pitcher.
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  Speaker 1: It's the only explanation that makes any sense, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, Look, okay, look, you know we got a lot
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  Speaker 2: going on here people. You know, Eagles tonight playing the
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  Speaker 2: Giants win Thursday, Phillies playing the win. We got allowed
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  Speaker 2: to get through. Obviously, the team's waiting there for our advice.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you'll pre show us actually as we always give.
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  Speaker 2: So you know what, we're gonna cut it short here
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  Speaker 2: and the show just get out then down.
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  Speaker 1: Now are you kidding me? You know what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: First of all, ever, everybody knows we're about to reveal
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  Speaker 2: a big decision.
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  Speaker 1: Is now a big moment in the moment? Yeah? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this guy? You kidding me? What you
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  Speaker 1: just going? You to go go?
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  Speaker 4: You said the Yankees should be embarrassed because they lost
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  Speaker 4: to a Canadian baseball team.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pedetic, deeply unpatriotic.
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  Speaker 4: Bro Ye, you seem to be forgetting that the Phillies
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  Speaker 4: lost the World Series to the Toronto Blue Jays in
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  Speaker 4: the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you seem to be forgetting my machete.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and guess what, Jay, You're going to be a
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  Speaker 3: Blue j after I suffocate you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and maybe you should suffocate him now because he's
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  Speaker 2: because he's still talking.
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  Speaker 4: What you said that NFL team should keep trading for
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  Speaker 4: Joe Flacco so they can start him against the Packers
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  Speaker 4: because he beat them once already.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, makes sense, bro, smart strategy, broyeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's dumb. There's a trade deadline week eight, and
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  Speaker 4: after that teams won't be able to send their players
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  Speaker 4: anywhere or acquire new players.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to send you to the
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  Speaker 2: bottom of the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what, everyone hopes you acquire polio.
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  Speaker 1: Oh for that, because we got a beta Tony, it's
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  Speaker 1: the drum roll.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we've thought long and hard about this decision, and
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  Speaker 2: Tony and I have decided to have Nick Foles on
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's just in we discripsition. I know you're sitting there.
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