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Episode 240 - Nostalgic Guilty Pleasure Reality Shows · My Third Place Pod

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Yo, crack open a Crystal Pepsi, update your Myspace top 8,
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delete that Limewire MP3 that definitely that was definitely a
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virus and pour one out for AOL because we're dying straight
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back to the nostalgic playground.
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I don't know testing to look for every.
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My head. We're talking to Wild Wild West
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of the 90s and 2000s when the street lights told you when to
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come home, the mall was to hang out, and your only status update
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was whispered gossip at lunch. So listen up, fly honeys and
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ride home skillets. It's time to chillax with your
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favorite nostalgia crew and vibe like it's summer break forever.
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This week we're winding to the summer of 92 when Mary J Blige
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asked the eternal question. Yo, what's the 411?
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AKA spilling the tea before TikTok made the thing.
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Let's just say, what's the 411? Yeah, I'm not the T person.
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I'm the 411 person. Because this isn't just a
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podcast, it's my third place. The show who?
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For anyone who saw It Takes 2 and The Parent Trap and sought.
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Hold up. Same movie, right?
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Oh yeah, Avivo still holding on to Alfalfa's love letter to
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Darla. You make me vomit.
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Still wishing I was Jonathan Brandis sidekick and sidekicks.
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No, so wishing I was Chuck Norris sidekick and sidekick.
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And yes, still yelling Hollywood anytime someone says they're
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from LA Hollywood. How about them kicks?
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So pop Tommy Boy in the VCR and say it with me.
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Fat man in the little suit. Fat man in the little suit on
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the cartridge this week my diabetes update A1 chat A1C
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check in. Did that shit this week.
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Netflix binge Wednesday 1st 4 episodes.
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A Pokémon hot pull straight from the mailbox.
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Empty rewatch Hulk Iron Man 2 Fantastic Four door Avengers.
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I finally I I was finally able to get up there TikTok and then
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two updates. Maybe we'll have it wait, I
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don't know. I'll let you know how, how,
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what's going on? Farewell to AOL dial up.
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For real time. Comic Halls and Antique Mall
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finds a new podcast binge and nostalgic summer questions.
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The one thing that made your summers unforgettable, your
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summer breakfast and those guilty pleasure reality shows.
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And now sliding into the pod smoothing little Parker's little
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dance. He's so money it doesn't even
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know it. Greg, how's your how you doing
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brother? How's the brother?
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Pretty good. You know I'm saying work as
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always. Where we working man, we work.
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No new movies this week. I know Superman dropped Friday
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on digital. Yeah, I got the funds, but so
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next week I'll probably have it. So you know.
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I'm just going to rent it and. Right I like I was like so
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should I rent it and I said I'm still paying 20 bucks but should
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I pay $1080 just to go and get it?
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I just don't get it. I ain't got time to rent.
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I want this year so you know, damn that damn renting and shit.
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I mean, as much as I loved the movie already and because I.
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Yeah. I'm just gonna rent it.
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I did watch one. TV.
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How was it though? It was.
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Pretty fun. Nebraska.
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It was great. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just like, I can't wait, man.
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It's just like, oh, this is all this is great.
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There's every everything about this great.
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How? Where's?
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Yeah. Oh yeah, This week, Monday.
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Well, I went to the lab on Monday.
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Saturday. It closed early.
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They closed early. I didn't know that.
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So like I, I. Went to the lab.
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On Monday and that entire day. So basically like Friday night I
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fucking what they do, Friday night I I fasted.
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For. 12 hours show up on Saturday morning to do the thing
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and they're not Dang so alright, fuck this I'm gonna go eat, go
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splurge. Bought some Donuts you.
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Know what I know that right shit bought.
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Some Donuts, Cool, great. Like, alright, that means that I
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got to do this again on Sunday night.
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OK, that's that's fine. I'll do it here this tonight.
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And. That's it.
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So waited for the next day. Obviously I fucking over.
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On. Saturday, Sunday night again, 12
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hours went early this time. Monday morning, Monday morning
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and it's just like finally did it.
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Took the shot, take the took my blood and everything great.
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Alright, cool, went out to eat again and went to do to
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everything that was out there, the the card, the yeah, the
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antique mall, everything. And like on my way back home,
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like I kept getting the updates of what my stuff was going.
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I'm doing pretty good. Everything's pretty good.
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Everything is in the. Middle.
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Oh yeah, in. The middle.
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Alright, cool. All right, cool.
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Didn't find out my A1C until later that night.
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I'm in the live, yeah and streaming and I see the the
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e-mail message and I'm just like, oh shit.
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OK, so let me get on the computer and look it up and
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everything. Like everybody's all like
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waiting for me to see you look at something.
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And then I finally see the number and I'm just like holy
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shit. They're like what?
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What? I was like Oh my God, fucking 5
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point. Nine, yeah.
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How excited? 5.9 Yeah, just like.
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Yeah, awesome dude. I went from 89 to 5.9 and just.
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That's good. Tuesday morning had to go to go
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to the end of the doctor and the nurse there, she's all like, I
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saw it. I was like you did like, yes,
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I'm proud of you, alright. Thank you.
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And everything's like, because I told her last time, like, you
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know what, I'm gonna be a 5. 6. I'm gonna go down to 6 for the
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next. Time like.
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You see me like alright, cool. And she's been talking about
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leaving already and stuff and I was like, don't go, don't go.
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It's like, well, I'll. Let you know if I.
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Do we can keep in touch? I was like, yeah, you know, it's
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like all this shit saying all this, where's my pink waving
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hand? Hi, how you doing?
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So she says that like, yeah, great.
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So this time go in there. She's like, I saw, I saw the
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emails. Like, yeah, cool.
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Austin, what you think Like, I'm so proud of you.
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Like, I think. And I'm just like, you're still
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sleeping. You're still thinking about
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leaving. And then her other coworkers
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came in and like you better stop talking about that and blah.
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Blah blah and. All this shit like that.
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So went to see go see my doctor. She when I moved my dosage of
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pills down milligrams. I went from A10 to a 5.5 to A5.
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I'm moving the pill dosage down and then the insulin.
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She's increasing the insulin from a.
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Seven point. 10 which means if I'm not already hurting my
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stomach and everything and crying about being crampy that
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whole day, I'm going to I'm going to yell show for sure.
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And then she said come back in three months.
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Keep doing what you're doing. You're doing amazing.
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You're doing great. It's starting to look like the
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last time you were here. Like. 2-3 years ago.
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When you get first had it and I'm just like telling her like,
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well, I've been doing a lot of walks fucking to these stores.
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And just looking for Pokémon. Cards, they're not there, so I
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gotta go to the other stores and just keep walking and walking.
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They're like, you're doing that? I'm like, yeah.
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Really. Keep looking for cars, then keep
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looking for cars. Like hell yeah.
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Hey, Red, how you doing? And she's just like freaking
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hell of funny. I was like, yeah, keep looking,
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keep searching for those cars, son, keep searching for those
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cars. I was like, all right, cool.
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All right. So she leaves.
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She tells me next time I see it's going to be 3 months, labs
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and urine tests, like, all right, cool.
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No problem. Awesome.
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See the nurse again. She's like hell yeah.
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So what'd she say? She's increasing my insulin to
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10, Like, all right, cool. All right, we'll do that.
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And then I'm like, all right, next time I come around.
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It's. Like you will.
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It's like, yeah, well, I don't think I'm going to be here.
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Her coworkers are like, I'll remember.
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I'll remember. And I'm like, you will.
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Like, yeah, even if she'll she'll be here, but you know,
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I'll remember. I was like, yeah, like, all
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right, I got you both. She's all like, write it down
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because you're going to forget. Not.
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I won't. Fucking hell.
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I was like, what are you? What?
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Tell me what to do, ma'am. I love it.
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It's all right. It's all right.
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So yeah, that was fucking update.
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On that though, just. Like, diabetes is shit.
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It was like, And then obviously I came home.
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All this week I fucking binged on fucking food.
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I've made spaghetti. I went to me an orchestra with
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right the people having spaghetti on Saturdays, went to
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Starbucks and got me an orchata, iced orchata, whatever the hell
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that's called, and 'cause somebody I don't know, I was
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thinking of menace like. Suggested it.
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Yeah, I already know. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's how she drank so. That's all she drinks.
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Oh, menace. Starbucks fame, Starbucks fame,
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this shit. So went over there, got that
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orchata, and I was like, no, not bad.
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It's like, alright, you know, I'm only gonna have this.
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Once. And it was fine.
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I was like, it's all right, I'm gonna still wait for my pumpkin
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place. It's all right.
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It's too early. It's too early I.
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Know man, I know I know it's like wait, I'm I'm.
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Waiting. It's actually Oh.
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Man, anyways, so yeah, there's that.
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Going to start doing my shit again.
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I'm still cooking. Obviously, I didn't go out this
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weekend. I didn't go out tonight, today
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to go get my usual shit. I just want, you know what I'm
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going to cook tonight. I'm going to cook spaghetti and
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then have a whole week of chicken and pork chops.
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And. Yeah, so I got that.
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And then I'm going to go out next week and buy the shit like.
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Oh yeah. And the cards wish.
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But yeah, before we move on, I forgot last week while we were
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doing commercial, commercial stuff, there was one that like I
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forgot to mention, I don't know if you have it Carl's junior.
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We got it, but it's Hardy's out here.
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It's the same thing it was. Hard fucking Hardee's.
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I hate that shit. It was a bicycle.
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Hardee's doesn't doesn't make sense.
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Yeah, it's not the same. But back then in 2020, in 1990s,
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there were their fucking saying was if it doesn't get all over
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the place, it doesn't belong. You know, they had the big
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burger and everything and like, was it go the $5 restaurant?
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Burger. Yeah, huge.
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And three dollars, yeah. And like, that was my yeah to
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spot Carl's junior jack-in-the-box.
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'Cause it damn, I missed jack-in-the-box, man.
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I ain't had Jack 15 years, man, since I lived here and.
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I no, it was jack-in-the-box, I said.
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Yeah, all this. Other shit but Carl's junior has
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that. But Jack-in-the-box was also the
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one where he would fight with other restaurants.
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Yeah, right is. In my jack-in-the-box, yeah.
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Yeah. I remember that.
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Yep. I remember that too.
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So like Jack-in-the-box was the go to spot because that was
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where my school like would go to his like a dollar fucking and
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everything. And then the Carl Junior one was
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like, you know, so every time, every time I go to Carl Junior,
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I'd fucking grab it and like eat it.
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And I'm just like looking around like, oh shit, you know, like
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give me a napkin. I was like, I don't want it to
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be like the TV commercials. But still it's like at the same
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time like I do, I kind of do, you know, I wanted to drip down
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everything. It's like I wanted.
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To be like commercials. But then I'm just like, what do
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people think? I'm fucking nasty there.
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Like, all right, cool, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
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So because of that. And then there was another one,
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the McDonald's Moon Man. Oh, you don't remember Moon Man?
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Yeah, yeah, I know that. Yeah.
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Mac tonight. So.
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I remember those three things. Carl's Junior, McDonald's Moon
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Man, and Jack-in-the-box, because Jack was always.
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Fighting. Yeah, Yeah.
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And all these places. So I did like, all right, what
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what your favorite restaurant says about you And like, let me
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do these four or what's your favorite fucking commercial say
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about you? Let me do these.
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OK, McDonald's Moon man Mac tonight.
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Do you think dinner tastes better at 11:00 PM?
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You have a weird affection for lounge music and Big Macs.
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You've wondered if the moon could be flirty.
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Your friends think you're star in a diner musical if given the
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chance. Remember the GEICO?
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So easy a caveman can do it. There you go.
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Hell yeah, you love a petty comeback, you still quote the
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commercial in arguments, You think niche sarcasm should be an
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Olympic sport, and you've googled what happened to the
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GEICO caveman sitcom? Not really.
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I knew we knew that was going to fucking fail soon.
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Why would you ruin the whole thing with a with a sitcom?
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You. Know you know, I was like, just
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let us have this commercial. It's funny as.
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Hell yeah, yeah, yeah. Allstate Mayhem.
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You root for chaos, but only if it's well dressed.
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You trust that guy with your life but not your deductible.
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You pretend to be mayhem during road rage and you believe bad
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luck should be narrated. Actually I wanted to be mayhem
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during fucking Halloween ones. Like I already had the look.
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I just need to fucking a suit. Were you able to watch
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Wednesday? The second season, yeah, I
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turned, I looked at this shit for about 5 minutes.
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I turned this shit off, you take.
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That you know what happened. I'm feeling that shit, bro, like
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this shit here, I like this shit is trying.
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I did the first. I did the first season.
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Don't. I did.
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I did, but the seventh season ain't feeling that shit though.
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I'm gonna give it another shot. You know, I'm gonna give it
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another shot, but I'm like, man, I said this shit better pick up
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shit for real. Right.
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Yeah. I love how that fucking turned
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out. The second, the second season is
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like, you know what, 4 episodes and it fucking pissed me off
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because I wanted all 8 episodes. Yeah.
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I just wasn't feeling how like everything was.
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I should have watched the first season again just to recap.
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Yeah. And second seasons, like trying
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to figure out who these people wear.
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Yeah, like, wait, like first season is not even fresh in my
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head. It's just gone two years ago.
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First season happened two years ago now.
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You want me to remember everything?
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You know what? I should have done the first
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season. You should have been done the
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first season. But I'm just like, alright, so
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who's this person? OK, Alright, cool.
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Looks like. And then I see Christina Ricci
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in there of. Course.
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Vienna's in here. Triple Mania.
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No, I haven't seen it. After this episode.
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I'm going to watch it, but the only match I'm going to watch is
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going to be dumb. I don't know why, I just do
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anyway. Wednesday.
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Wednesday. It was like, you know what?
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We'll watch it later. Like I'll watch it again.
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Who figured out Pokémon antique mall halls?
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All right, so I went to the antique store again.
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This time I went around the entire place.
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Bro. Bro this place had a lot of
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fucking great finds. There was old game and former
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magazine, there were Nintendo Power magazines, and they're
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being sold for like a dollar, $10, all that stuff.
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That's crazy. It's.
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Fun Knick knacks. And I keep saying that's like
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one of these days I'm gonna go in there and like film the
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entire. Place and.
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Just going around, go live. Shit.
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Yeah, it says hi, Greg, 9/13, 913.
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Is he saying hi right now? She just.
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Hi, Greg. Greg, you hear that?
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She's making fun of you. OK, Anyway, Roger.
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Roger. What's it called?
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Garbage Pail Kids car cards. And I was like gonna buy them,
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but they're like a dollar each, right?
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And I didn't know any of them. I'm just like, you know what?
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This is fucking awesome. But I'm still gonna like, so I
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grabbed, I had in my hands like at least five of them.
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And it's like gonna take him to the front.
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I had man says he started watching Triple Mania.
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It was a battle royal. There you go.
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That's why we won't watch it yet.
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I had it in my hand, everything. And then I'm just like walking
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around looking for other stuff, like alright, here's a magazine,
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it's $10 and have it in my hand. Keep walking around the shirts,
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clothes, Knick knacks, fucking all kinds of stuff to put on
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wall. Posters from back then, of
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magazines, of Wrestling magazine, the WF magazine dude,
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they had it in there. Toys from back then.
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What's it called? Stone Cold Steve Austin with a
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beard with a generic ass. Beard, yeah.
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And just black trunks and that's it.
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It's like this is fucking awesome.
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I love it. I'm gonna cake one and it's like
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they're $10, Alright. You know What was it called?
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Spawn. Yeah.
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McFarland Toys. Yeah, those from back then.
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The 90s spawn toys, the clown spawn.
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Yeah. There were all kinds of stuff
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too. Statues, Wrestling toys, The
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Thundercats magazine, the Thundercats VHS.
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I'll watch this shit this morning.
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Video stuff and then there's like, but this time I go around
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like there's the the cars that are single, single Pokémon cars.
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There's like, alright, let me go look through these.
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I was like, this is the same bulk that I have Fuck this
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bullshit sold for a dollar. I'm good, I'm good.
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I don't need these like I really want these.
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I got here with this. I've old the I don't see, I
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didn't think any retro old Pokémon cars from 1990s and
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2000s. They're just like some modern
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stuff and then I go to the front again.
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I see like the windows and I was like alright, cool, let me check
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these out. Fucking Pokémon box, Pokémon Go
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card box for $20. Let me get two of those.
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I got them. Alright.
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I turn around Japanese booster cards for like 2.
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Dollars, yeah. Let me get three of those.
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Turn around again. These were like fucking $3 each.
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Damn, look how beautiful. Yeah, yeah.
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And there are cards, and I'm just like, you know what?
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I'm taking these. Let me get them $3 each, like,
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alright, cool. And I did.
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I took them. And then I got this one.
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The new one. Me too.
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Yeah. I pulled it out of one of the
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cards and it's like, all right, cool.
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I'm almost done with all the package that was no fake cards.
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So like, I, you know what? Let me cut, let me open these
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up. Let me see how ridiculous they
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are. And I did.
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I was just like, so fucking dumb.
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I did I tell you what I was going to do with the trick or
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trade by Pokémon? Cards box.
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So I'm gonna go buy some because they're $10 at Walgreens.
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So I'm gonna go buy a bunch of those and I'll give them to the
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kids. Oh, yeah, you did say that.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna give it.
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Yeah. With candy as well, open the box
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and just like give them at least two or three of them so far.
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Like, you know what they're they're old.
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They're the same cards, at least 45 of them, and they're the
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same, like, you know, it's like I haven't caught.
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I haven't gotten a new one yet. It's so ridiculous.
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But I have 3 already lined up, and each one comes with 15
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little packs. And each 15 little pack has
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three cards inside. So that's fine for little kids.
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Yeah, sure. No problem.
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Yeah. And still, just like, you know,
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hey, I'll, I'll sell it to you for, like, $5.
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Nah, they're giving just kids. They deserve it.
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Like, I'm tired, these scalpers, but these scalpers, they're
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ridiculous. Pokémon Antique Mall.
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You fucking everything else. I'm gonna go.
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I'm gonna go more for more. Yeah, antique stuff.
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I really want to. There were some cool finds in
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there and I'm gonna take pictures or I'm gonna take a
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video of it and be like, look at this shit.
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Come to. The man.
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It's cold, man. Yeah, it's like I it's like, and
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go in there, go to the antique mall and just like reminisce on
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this other show because this is fun.
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The Wizard magazine from 1998 had a Spawn McFarlane in the.
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Front, yeah. And I'm just like, this is
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awesome. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, Hell yeah. I love it.
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This is fucking awesome. I had to put it back because
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it's like, you know, I don't know.
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I'll buy it next. Yeah, yeah, I'll buy it next
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time. But this time, like if they have
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more Wizard magazines from the 90s and hell yeah, I want to see
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what it says from 1998, from 1995.
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I want to know what what they were planning on doing with
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movies, with comic books, all this other shit.
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Because I know what can Blade was coming out around that time.
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Superman or all these other movies, Batman, like, yeah, let
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me look at these like anything that has to do with magazine
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related, I'm gonna go in there and buy because like, hey,
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remember this, you know? Yeah.
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But. And like, show it off here as
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well because fucking what kind of nostalgia podcast would we be
25:59
if I didn't fucking buy anything from the antique store that has
26:02
anything to do with 90 stuff? Or 2000s.
26:05
Oh yeah, basically, you know, So yeah, comic book halls.
26:12
Were you able to read your comic books that you got?
26:15
25 I still in the they still in the packet.
26:17
I need to read them bad boys too.
26:21
Yeah, I need to do that too instead of buying new stuff.
26:24
And I did. It was like, you know what?
26:26
I haven't. I haven't.
26:27
I had like 50 at home but no like me and my ass went to go
26:31
buy some new comic. Yeah.
26:34
So, yeah, so like for at least four of them, five of them I
26:38
bought. This ends tonight.
26:42
Number one Image Comics written by Gary Duggan, Robert Windham
26:46
and Kevin Mao, art by Jay Lee colored by Jane Chung. 2 Sisters
26:51
on the run across a gritty Las Vegas haunted by assassins over
26:54
the dark family secret. It's a kick off to a pulse
26:57
raising interconnected blood. Revenge thriller with stylish
26:59
art, intense stakes. If you're into Tarantino style,
27:03
brutality, sibling drama, jaw-dropping visual.
27:05
This summer's most stylish revenge saga, Mercy, sparks
27:09
number one Devil's new publishing.
27:13
They had to have like a fucking a a cover on it because it's not
27:21
intended for. Kids.
27:22
It's mature. So I was like, alright, that's
27:25
fine. Like, yeah, you understand that?
27:26
Like, I know I'm like fucking 43 years old. 24 years old.
27:30
What do you think? I'm, I don't know, comic books?
27:35
I bought that fucking other one with the girl with the half top
27:38
and everything. You didn't say shit last week,
27:40
you know? Yeah, like you have it right
27:42
there and it's not even covered. Obviously you don't care about
27:46
kids at the. Moment no shit.
27:52
So I bought this one and yeah, she's all naked in there and
27:58
she's a devil and there's like her tail like, hanging out and
28:02
was like, oh, my. OK, Leanna says.
28:06
You tell him. I will tell him Written by Josh
28:10
Blaylock, art by Matt murhoff and mercy sparks a double girl
28:15
in heaven service hunt rogue angels.
28:17
She navigated morally great cosmic missions and struggled
28:20
with Danny and questions with every definition of good.
28:23
For fans of edgy supernatural heroics and antihero
28:26
storytelling with cold feel, this cold favorite delivers
28:29
established charm. Kevin Smith chasing Amy was
28:34
turned into a comic. So the entire movie is in a
28:38
comic written by whole Holden McNeil, which is the guy that's
28:44
in the fucking Ben Affleck in the movie.
28:48
So he's narrating the entire thing and from his perspective.
28:53
And I'm like, motherfucker, OK, she cheats on you, right?
28:58
She did. We saw the movie.
29:00
She didn't cheat. Kevin Smith did the same.
29:04
And it's fucking, it's crazy as hell.
29:06
I. Love it.
29:07
If you love the 90s, any of you know about Kevin Smith, Silent
29:10
Bob, and Jay, then that's just you need to pick it up.
29:14
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Predator Kills the Marvel
29:18
Universe #1 Written by Benjamin Percy, art by Marcelo Ferreira.
29:23
A Predator king goes full scale invasion mode, they've got by
29:26
random tech and a human ally, and they've set their cross out
29:29
on Earth. Perfect for those who want a
29:32
horror level violence mixed with superhero battles.
29:35
Marvel's most savage crossover yet and Marvel rivals Hellfire
29:39
gala #1 written by Paul or art by Luca Clarity.
29:43
The multiverse elite gadget for Cocoa's decadent Hellfire Gala.
29:46
Basically everything that happened on the video game is
29:49
now happening in comic book fashion.
29:51
It's high fashion X-Men drama with multiversal flare and
29:54
favorite characters. So yes, get those books.
29:59
I got those books this week. So next week is probably going
30:03
to be the Exquisite Corpses one or Absolute Batman, which I
30:07
can't wait to. Get yeah.
30:11
MC rewatch I don't know where you're at.
30:14
Where are you on that? Are you, are you done by now?
30:17
Are you finished? Down there, I'm on Captain
30:20
America, Brave New World. What the fuck?
30:27
Oh my God, I'm like don't even bother.
30:31
Like Nah, you know what? Do it because you.
30:34
Shit, I know you're gonna say something.
30:36
I start laughing when I watched it.
30:38
I like that he gonna be pissed. Not not really pissed, but like,
30:43
you know what? Good on you brother, good on
30:45
you. Me, on the other hand, The
30:49
Incredible Hulk from 2008. It's not their best, but it's
30:59
not their. Worst, no.
31:03
I'll tell you this though, it was an upgrade from that first
31:06
Hulk movie though. Oh, fuck yeah.
31:08
Eric Bana, the whole comic book scene and all that shit.
31:12
Yeah, it was. It was an upgrade.
31:15
It was bad. Definitely an upgrade.
31:17
But then I like I like this Hulk better than I like bad the new
31:23
MCU. Hulk Ruffalo.
31:25
This wasn't, yeah, Mark Ruffalo, this wasn't Disney yet.
31:32
And that's why I loved it. It was different.
31:36
It was very different. And like, I was hoping for more
31:40
from here, but he wanted to take over and shit.
31:43
I was like, Nah dude. You imagine that Hulk.
31:46
That's not if. That Hulk would have that Hulk
31:49
from The Incredible Hulk from Universal would have fought
31:53
Thanos. Better we wouldn't be having
31:58
fucking that end game Incredible Hulk from 2008 Domestic it may
32:12
in US and Canada it made 134.8 million.
32:16
Worldwide was 265.6 million. One of the lowest earnings in
32:21
the MTU lineup. Considered modest, especially
32:23
compared to other phase one origin stories.
32:30
Yeah, after that I went to Iron Man 2 from 2010.
32:35
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's when, you know,
32:39
Disney took over. Yeah.
32:43
And it was still under. It was still under Paramount
32:48
though. Was it?
32:51
Yeah, as when that came out, Disney and I was like.
32:56
Touching if I'm not mistaken. Disney really didn't put the
33:00
label on it till what came after.
33:06
What came after The Avengers? Iron Man 3.
33:10
Thor Thor 2. Iron Man 3.
33:14
Heavy Iron Man 3, yeah. Around there.
33:19
Yeah, that's when I think I could be mistaken, but I know
33:24
they was still paramount during Avengers.
33:26
I remember this shit because it was still a Paramount.
33:28
Yeah, my Disney didn't buy it until December 31st, 29th 2009.
33:35
Huh. Do I have to?
33:43
Why you think 31st? OK, defunct Marlboro Enterprises
33:53
98. Yeah, Anyway.
33:58
I'm about to lift this shit up. Iron Man 2 Domestic 302.2
34:05
million three hundred 312.4 million worldwide 623.9 million
34:16
And like anything that stood out for that movie was the fact
34:21
that, you know, Shield was all over the.
34:23
Place, Yeah. Yeah, Whiplash, enemy, villain,
34:28
all that. What else?
34:37
Oh, we saw like clip of Incredible Hulk in there in the
34:42
background when he was meeting up with very.
34:47
We saw the map of Africa and the lower bottom is Wakanda.
34:52
Obviously. It's like, Oh my God, Wakanda.
34:53
Yeah. Wakanda's around, yeah.
34:56
And I ain't catched it later on. And you down the road.
35:01
Right. Even the more in the Atlantic
35:03
Ocean, like right there. And it's like, oh, this is where
35:07
the shit starts. Great.
35:15
When Bruce Banner goes to the college and like meets up with
35:22
this one guy just sitting there in the computer that he ends up
35:27
being the teacher for the school trip in the Spider man.
35:32
Yeah. Homecoming.
35:34
So he ends up being that. I was like, cool, Iron Man saved
35:39
a little kid. That ends up being Peter Parker,
35:42
according to them. According to.
35:45
That I remember that. Yeah, I remember what I'm
35:46
saying. That shit.
35:49
Yeah, that was Peter like, oh, OK, great.
35:52
So you saved the Peter Parker. Good for you.
35:56
Next one was Thor. Domestically, it went to
35:58
181,000,000 worldwide, 449.3 million.
36:06
The first movie. Yeah, the first movie, it was
36:12
serious. It felt serious.
36:13
Like a serious. Yeah, compared to now.
36:21
Fucking. Hey, Maggie.
36:24
What? I forgot his name.
36:25
What, Like he? Got yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:29
He just ruined the entire French.
36:31
What I heard though. Guess he was trying to be funny.
36:34
But you know what? It's work.
36:37
For audience. We've worked for Ragnarok.
36:41
That's it. Don't.
36:44
Please don't do it again. Yeah.
36:45
Lightning doesn't strike. Twice.
36:47
Especially for Thor, Love and Thunder I didn't like like at
36:54
all. It just felt like too forced.
36:59
It did. It did.
37:00
It just felt too forced. But this one was like, I felt
37:08
like a serious movie. And he, he is funny.
37:12
Just, you know, when he's not being forced to be.
37:14
Funny, yeah. He's hilarious, like the whole
37:17
thing with him drinking and then asking for.
37:18
Another. Yeah, dropping another.
37:20
Another. Another, another everything
37:29
everything about this movie. I love the ad.
37:33
OK, what's her name? Darcy.
37:34
I love Darcy. We all love Darcy.
37:37
Yeah. We all know why we love.
37:40
Darcy, No shit. No shit, 2 broke girls.
37:46
Damn right that's right. Yeah, Max.
37:52
The fact that, like Darcy in the Marvel Universe, is completely
37:59
different from fucking Kat Jennings for She's everywhere.
38:03
Yeah, and. I'm just like, she's covered.
38:06
Yeah, That's why she's different.
38:09
She's not showing stuff. Oh.
38:11
Yeah. Thor.
38:15
In the next 3 movies where Thor influenced, there were Thor
38:19
movies, Thor, The Avengers and then Thor.
38:23
Two. Yeah.
38:25
Dark World. So the fact that Chris Hempworth
38:28
did like, fucking movie after movie after movie after movie.
38:31
All right, cool. The Avengers in 2012,
38:34
Domestically, 623.4 million. Worldwide, 1.520 billion.
38:40
It officially kicked MC into cosmic level of success with its
38:43
massive global haul. Fucking hell yeah.
38:50
Fantastic Four. Not that Fantastic Four.
38:56
I know we're fair tax for you, Tom, Ben.
38:59
Yeah. 2000. Five domestic under 54.7
39:03
million, but the new Fantastic Four was awesome first steps.
39:14
Hey, I can't wait to see you do I'm anxious to see you.
39:20
Hell yeah. Domestically 240.3 million,
39:24
International 193.9 million, in worldwide total approximately
39:28
434.2. Million.
39:31
Despite a strong opening week in, the film has experienced a
39:34
60% drop in box office earnings over 2 consecutive weeks.
39:37
I mean, you're facing off Superman, but you haven't seen
39:45
it. Hell yeah it's fucking amazing.
39:48
Galactus is Galactus. Galactus.
39:51
Yeah. It's not a fucking bullshit that
39:55
we saw back then. The film is gardening. 91%
40:02
audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.
40:04
A sequel is currently in development and I so I can tell
40:07
you everything else is the spoiler.
40:10
I was right before we started, I was watching Dora the Dark.
40:15
World. So that was that was happening.
40:18
I guess it's like, I don't know why I just everybody says that
40:22
it's the worst movie of the moment.
40:24
I was like, no, it's not. It's not.
40:27
It's just it's hard for you to follow it because of the tones
40:32
under it. Yeah.
40:33
Had just felt like nothing to do with the entire MCU saga.
40:36
Right. It was.
40:38
It was his own movie. Yeah.
40:41
And we're just spread off Avengers.
40:44
Yeah. That phase ended, and then here
40:48
comes the epilogue door and Iron Man three.
40:52
Yeah. So like, all right, we we just
40:54
came off of that. We're ending shit.
40:56
Yeah, ending. Is the name, but we're also
40:58
starting new. Stories, yeah.
41:00
Yeah, yeah, new phase. And then we start the new phase
41:04
with Captain America Winter Soldier.
41:06
Yeah. That's what I saw.
41:08
It's like, you know, there's no way they could start it with the
41:10
Iron Man 3. The way that fucking ended.
41:15
Like no, that felt like a fucking ending because I hated
41:18
it. Like I I'll tell you why once I
41:23
watch it again, like I'll try to watch it again.
41:28
All right? Which one of those so far in
41:32
phase one? Which one of those are your
41:33
favorite? The first phase.
41:37
Yeah. It's Iron Man 2.
41:43
Yeah, Iron Man 2, first phase because we got Captain America.
41:50
It was a fucking period piece. And like, I didn't watch these
41:56
movies. I didn't go and watch them.
41:58
I seen, I watched Iron Man 1 and 2.
42:06
Incredible Hulk. Where is it?
42:13
I didn't go watch Door. I watched The Avengers and.
42:20
Yeah. And then Iron Man fucking three.
42:24
Unfortunately I didn't watch Thor the second door, like I
42:29
wasn't into them at first was like, alright, but then like,
42:33
alright, you have to watch these now, like, oh, fuck this,
42:35
alright. But then like door 1 was like, I
42:38
really enjoyed, I really love. Yeah, so Avengers, I really like
42:45
The Avengers because it then it ended everything and it's like,
42:48
yeah, it's so cool. Other than that, Iron Man two.
42:52
Yeah, Iron Man 2 was 1. Of my friends, mine too.
42:55
And what's so crazy about it? I didn't see an MCU move in the
43:00
theater until Age of Ultron. Age of Ultron, I fucking hate
43:06
it. Oh my God, can you not let Joss
43:14
Whedon direct anything at all forever?
43:18
And I was like, I'm going to kill off one of your favorite
43:20
characters. Why?
43:22
Like you did Colson, motherfucker, Like you did
43:25
Colson. And like you did, Oh, you didn't
43:28
see that coming? How fucked up.
43:32
Yeah, you're right. Now fucked up.
43:36
I mean, I love the fact that they're rebooting everything.
43:39
Now we can get fucking actual Wanda and Quicksilver.
43:42
Yeah. And brothers to Magneto.
43:45
Yeah, Magneto's son. Yeah, his children, yeah.
43:52
Welcome back, everybody. But yeah, all right, those were
44:01
it. We asked everybody, the
44:08
universe, the M3P universe, my third place universe, the one
44:12
thing that made your summers unforgettable, and they all
44:18
answered Leanna, she says. Swimming at my grandparents.
44:21
Camping every summer weeks at a time.
44:28
Summer weeks at a time. Summer was swimming at the base
44:32
pool. Walking to 711 with friends and
44:33
getting candy from the lower bins or slurpees.
44:35
Getting personal pizzas from Pizza Hut or Little Caesars and
44:38
eating it in the outside area. Playing in the woods and
44:41
building fairy houses of work. Jane when I was a bit older.
44:45
I always look forward to the summer and trips domestic and
44:48
international. The brass band or else I just
44:51
love being off school and just chilling.
44:53
Some summers my mom and I and mom's friend with kid went on an
44:56
adventure on a train for some hours to the amusement park zoo.
45:00
I absolutely love that little redhead the little redhead
45:04
sleepovers in movie theaters menace says swimming all day and
45:08
ending the day with an ice cold root beer waiting for the ice
45:11
cream man Inc. Thank you for stopping in how
45:17
you doing. We're talking one thing that
45:20
major summers unforgettable Greg go.
45:26
Kind of made my summer unto you. I'm gonna take it back.
45:31
Well, in in the hood, they right.
45:35
It's the park. So they were like it's it's just
45:38
truck that will come and they'll give everybody like box lunches
45:42
during lunchtime. And then you come back to the
45:44
park going like around through the flat.
45:48
They have another like a snack like yeah, bullshit, like I so
46:00
begin hard to go swimming. So I was just chilling.
46:07
I'm gonna just chilling in half playing Nintendo all day and
46:09
shit, eating junk food, right? So, so you know, shit like that.
46:16
Yeah, it was pretty fun. I we fucking friends.
46:26
Well, I had a pool, so there was that pool because there's some
46:34
hot ass girls living in the apartment so I loved fucking
46:36
going whenever they went. Yeah.
46:40
So, you know, it's like, alright, cool, I'm gonna hang
46:42
out here and just watch him or just chill.
46:46
And it'd be like, hey, you know, fucking flirt back and
46:48
everything. Epic fucking campfires as hell,
46:53
because I love doing that at the time.
46:59
Went from with my friend, went to, you know, I lived in the
47:03
fucking burbs. This guy took me to the fucking
47:07
trailer park area and I was just like, oh shit, Oh shit.
47:11
It was like, oh boy, this ain't this ain't my style that, you
47:17
know, I'm over here brown and everything.
47:20
And these are like, oh, OK, the sun's out.
47:25
Bright as hell. So just, like, I felt out of
47:29
place basically. But still at the same time,
47:31
like, I made friends. Like, yeah, what else?
47:37
Movie theaters, obviously. Like, I love going to the
47:39
fucking movies. That's why it was unforgettable.
47:48
My cousin had a pool also so I could go to his house and we
47:54
they have a Sega and I didn't so I went to their house to fucking
47:57
play Sega and just hang out. And then like I met up with this
48:02
girl there like I'm not going to be here all the time.
48:04
So just like, hey, what's up, You know.
48:08
So I got to hang out with her friends for a little while and I
48:13
was like, I we lost touch. What else is this?
48:19
A whole bunch of stuff. Pizza Hut, Little Caesar, that I
48:23
was more of a Little Caesar kind of a person.
48:25
Cheaper. Pizza Hut to me felt expensive,
48:31
but the same time it's too far away from where I'm at.
48:35
Like I walked to Taco Bell to eat, you know, but there was no
48:40
Pizza Hut around there. There were Little Caesars and
48:43
then there were like some older local Pizza Hut pizza place and
48:47
they would just deliver and like, yeah, let me get that.
48:51
And then for Summer Slam, obviously, like I fucking
48:54
ordered the pay-per-view, invite people over, buy some pizza,
49:01
hang out and stuff. We just fucking watch it and
49:03
just like be loud as hell. And my mom would be pissed off
49:07
at the end, but you know what, fuck it, it's summer.
49:11
Like we got we got to watch Summer Slam.
49:15
I wasn't into wrestling that much.
49:19
Yeah. So that that whole thing was
49:22
fun. Wish we could do that some more.
49:26
Wish we could do that again. Just like invite people over and
49:29
fucking watch as like, ever since 2020 happened.
49:32
I'm just like, Nah, you can't come over.
49:34
Fuck you. I rather do it by myself.
49:37
But like, I don't know what you're carrying.
49:38
Like I don't, you know, like I'd rather fucking watch my shit by
49:42
myself. Yeah.
49:45
You know, like ever since 2020, I started being a fucking, I
49:49
love wrestling so much that I just started talking shit.
49:52
So it'd be weird. It'd be different.
49:57
So yeah, that was that was my epic summer childhood,
50:02
unforgettable and shit. We asked what was your childhood
50:07
breakfast? Angie Angie girl says Strudel
50:15
said what was it cereals, eggs and pancakes or were your school
50:25
breakfast type of person? Summer says I would did English
50:29
muffins with melted cheese. Jennifer says toaster strudel.
50:33
Jane says I'm Miss Foreigner here wondering what is Cinnamon
50:37
Toast Crunch and Toaster strudel.
50:43
Ma'am, how do we describe this? I'm gonna send her a picture.
50:46
But she saw like I love when we had some of the leftovers from
50:49
dinner the day before. I've never been a normal
50:52
breakfast lover. And a bit of topic, but I loved
50:54
and missed my grandma's. Then pancakes creeped in your
50:57
part of the world. Like we don't know what that is,
51:01
but you know, like just say thin pancakes because I I don't say
51:05
creeps at all. Oh Jane, thank you for being
51:11
awesome, Menace says As a kid I loved when my mom made us cream
51:19
grandma cream of wheat and I love it till this day my sisters
51:22
and I have to recreate the flavor.
51:28
My sisters and I have tried to recreate the flavor but can't
51:31
get it just right because our mom didn't follow the directions
51:33
on the box and I bought the ingredients.
51:35
My breakfast, my breakfast was go to was apple or strawberries
51:38
doodle during the school year and then cereal during the
51:40
summer. Right.
51:44
I hate KU eat like why is why am I eating this?
51:59
Damn, I love it. I love it.
52:02
Courtney, how you doing? Oh, good evening.
52:08
We're talking your favorite summer breakfast and what made
52:16
your summer unforgettable. Yeah, mine was cereal, possibly
52:25
some leftover from the night before or like, you know,
52:29
cookouts. But the summer, yeah, is almost
52:35
8 minutes. This summer is just like,
52:41
awesome, like, you know, like summer nights.
52:43
We're just cooking in like, hot dogs and like all this other
52:48
stuff. And then the next day.
52:51
Alright, what do I have left? Alright, let me get that.
52:55
I'll take that. I'll take that.
52:57
You know, hot dogs and carnitas. I like Chetas, all the Spanish
53:06
stuff, brother, all the Spanish stuff.
53:09
Obviously the fucking potato salad that somebody made, the
53:14
homemade stuff. And if it has raisins, I throw
53:17
it away. I don't like raisins.
53:22
I don't like raisins. If if somebody put right in on
53:25
their potato stuff, they think the eggs were on general French.
53:29
Oh yeah, my, I don't know shit like.
53:32
That we don't never do that. No, no worries.
53:35
No. Your salad, please.
53:36
Thank you. What else?
53:43
Yeah, but like mostly leftover stuff from the night before or
53:46
from there or wait, like I there's no such thing as
53:51
breakfast in the summer because I wake up late like around 11
53:55
thirtyish back then, you know, unless it's like, you know, mom
53:59
woke me up and be yes, Sir. If you're OK, I'm looking at
54:07
your your company is you're frozen like still here.
54:12
Would that mess up you when you upload it?
54:15
No, I won't. Very good.
54:16
OK. I've seen it, I've seen it
54:19
before. Like I've seen what happened.
54:22
You look frozen also. But then I like replay it and
54:25
it's like perfect. OK, thank.
54:29
You. I don't.
54:30
Know. All right, cool.
54:36
But it's like, what else was there for breakfast?
54:43
Yeah, that's it. I I love breakfast and I didn't,
54:47
I'm not, I wasn't much of A breakfast vibe, but, you know,
54:49
like if it was like going out to eat, then yeah, like we was
54:53
Ranchitos, eggs, all that shit. We're good.
55:00
All right, so I made one for as a breakfast one.
55:05
What's your favorite breakfast says about you?
55:07
The summer breakfast. Pop Tarts, toasted or raw out of
55:10
the pack. You're always late.
55:11
Before you were a morning person, probably lived off soapy
55:15
drinks and called it balanced nutrition.
55:18
Eggo waffles with too much syrup.
55:20
Your whole personality was Lego. My Eggo.
55:23
Sticky hands, sticky life. Still driving Fruit Loops?
55:30
Captain Crunch? Sugar cereal?
55:31
Your Saturday morning cartoons were your religion.
55:34
You probably still hum commercial jingles in the
55:35
shower. Yeah, Twix tricks.
55:43
Tricks are for kids. Sunny Dee and Bagel Bites rules.
55:49
Don't know her. Every meal could be pizza time,
55:51
and you were fine with it. Bacon, egg toast.
55:55
Classic dinner plate. Diner plate.
55:57
Classic diner plate. That's me.
55:58
And also aiming as a kid. That kind of call into radio
56:01
stations to win free tickets, Courtney says.
56:05
Now I want some Captain Crunch. How?
56:07
Yeah. Frozen Gogurt and Capri son, the
56:10
athlete friend. Always outside, always sticky,
56:13
Had permanent grass stains on your knees.
56:16
Watermelon for breakfast. Pure vibes.
56:19
You had zero worried. This kid who actually enjoyed
56:21
summer camp Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
56:25
There you go. You were convinced you were
56:26
eating part of a balanced breakfast.
56:29
Really, you just wanted to drink the cinnamon milk at the end
56:31
like a champion. It was beautiful.
56:33
Ink says my favorite breakfast as a kid is now fire fried
56:38
tomatoes, fried egg, beans and French bread.
56:41
Nice. Love that English muffins with
56:46
melted cheese mature beyond the years.
56:48
You probably said I have a redefined palate while training
56:51
dunkers at lunch. You're Salvadorian.
56:56
Good stuff. My sister eats cinnamon Toast
56:58
Crunch dry. I still don't like dig it, but
57:06
you know what? I had a traumatized her as a
57:20
kid. I had a there was a Salvadorian
57:24
restaurant right across the street from where I used to
57:26
live, and I always go there to get to get these.
57:30
I forgot what they're called. Ink, tell me what they're
57:33
called. They're like, they're like,
57:36
they're fias, but they're not pupusas.
57:39
Thank you. Appreciate it.
57:40
My mom would be pissed. It's like, how the fuck do you
57:44
not remember the pupusas I fucking bought you?
57:48
Thank you, Ink. I appreciate you, but they're
57:52
called the boozes and we fucking she.
57:54
Bought her back. She bought a whole pack one day
57:57
and I just fucking ate like 5 of them just like oh man.
58:02
She's according to she's still this day at 34.
58:04
Only chicken, beef rolls and select other things.
58:08
All right. OK Toaster strudel, you live for
58:13
the drama of the frosting packet.
58:14
If your lines were perfect, you still brag about it today.
58:18
Cream of Wheat if you love Cream of Wheat, your patient, cozy,
58:22
and probably everyone's grandkid friend.
58:24
You knew life was better with too much brown sugar because you
58:35
threw up after eating veggies. Potatoes import from a stomach
58:37
virus so I told her she ate too many veggies.
58:39
Potatoes. Oh my God.
58:43
Leftover from dinner. Chaotic neutral pizza for
58:45
breakfast. Pasta at 8:00 AM.
58:47
Nothing could stop you. I'm a pasta at 8:00 AM kind of
58:49
person. Like I know I'm going to eat the
58:53
fucking those spaghetti I made tonight.
58:56
Tomorrow morning, if it's there still, I'll still eat it like
59:02
everything, you know, Pizza I would put in a microwave.
59:05
I love cold pizza. Like I'll eat it like that.
59:10
Grandma's thin pancakes, your summer smell like butter love.
59:13
And maybe a little smoke alarm. Core memory, standing on a
59:17
chair, flipping one yourself. Apple or strawberry Toaster
59:23
strudel. You were the kid who actually
59:25
read the box and made sure was exactly toasted, right?
59:27
Probably grew up to alphabetize your DVDs.
59:33
Hi, I'm gonna read this again. All right, The traumatizer,
59:40
Courtney says. My sister eats Cinnamon Toast
59:42
Crunch dry. I traumatized her as kids.
59:45
She still to this day, at 34, only eats chicken, beef rolls
59:48
and select other things. All because she grew up after
59:50
eating veggies, potatoes and pork from a stomach virus.
59:53
So I told her she ate too many veggie potatoes, veggies and
59:55
potatoes. I think she has Asperger's so it
59:58
literally stuck in her brain. Go.
1:00:02
What in hell? Love it.
1:00:06
Oh my God, we we love, we love these breakfast.
1:00:14
We sure do. So she has good trauma.
1:00:17
Is there anything? Is there such a thing as good
1:00:19
trauma? What?
1:00:24
No. All right.
1:00:28
Favorite reality shows? From Mt VS the Real World and
1:00:31
Road Roof to American Idol, Survivor and VH1's Flavor of
1:00:33
Love, we're diving to the golden age of guilty pleasures reality
1:00:37
TV. Which show had you hooked like
1:00:39
it was the latest episode of Tear Out?
1:00:41
Jane's the only one that answered.
1:00:43
She said, like I said in the live, I think my guilty pleasure
1:00:45
back then was the first Norwegian Big Brother.
1:00:51
All right, Inca Wonder says Jersey Shore.
1:00:55
Courtney says I love watching room Raiders.
1:00:59
Yeah, those were fine. I'm gonna go old school real
1:01:03
world and road rules, obviously for reasons just the first
1:01:08
season alone the first season the first episode.
1:01:12
I don't think it was the first episode when the argument in New
1:01:15
York racism that alone like oh, I'm gonna watch this show
1:01:22
forever, aren't I? Yep.
1:01:25
I also loved made from MTV. Made was the shit.
1:01:32
Oh yeah, and from then on, everything.
1:01:35
Like every. I really love every messy
1:01:38
reality show after that. You know, the real world.
1:01:44
Rd. rules, flavor of love, rock of love, everything of love.
1:01:52
Bad Girls Club. Bad Girls Club.
1:01:57
Friggin was it starting from I think season 3 or 4?
1:02:01
I forgot which one it was, but it had Natalie Nunn in it and I
1:02:04
was just like, oh shit, because I saw the first season and it's
1:02:08
like, this is horrible. Oh, the the challenge, like the
1:02:13
real world world rules challenge years, not the challenge
1:02:16
challenge that challenges later on.
1:02:18
Like yeah, Courtney says Cripp was good too.
1:02:22
A child in love with tea with tequila.
1:02:25
I love money. WWE.
1:02:29
Tough enough. Tough, Tough enough was great.
1:02:33
Like I really love. The first season, the first
1:02:37
yeah, the first few seasons were great and then it just became
1:02:41
like a parody of itself. Fucking Redmond has the best
1:02:47
Cribs episode. I gotta watch the Redmond up.
1:02:49
So what were yours? You say?
1:02:55
You say it on the podcast. Yes Sir.
1:02:58
I. Didn't watch real world and I
1:03:02
feel like that's what this shit for the music video I didn't get
1:03:09
in the real way until I go and I skipped and I went the same day
1:03:14
ago and I ain't watched it since.
1:03:17
I like flavor. Love, love flavor, love.
1:03:20
Yeah, I love favorite love Flavor Flav.
1:03:30
I just been watched last week dude.
1:03:35
Obviously. Yeah, I know why because.
1:03:38
Yeah. Yeah, the boss part is pretty
1:03:41
fucking dope. I loved it the first season.
1:03:45
And now and she seeing him like going back looking at it, I like
1:03:49
he was like he wasn't no food. You know, I'm saying Ozzy wasn't
1:03:51
no food. You know what I'm saying?
1:03:54
He's kind of, you know, you know, he had compassion and
1:03:58
shit, you know, especially for his kids and his and his wife.
1:04:01
You know, I'm saying other than the Tough Enough seasons one or
1:04:07
two, I don't have a reality show.
1:04:19
Like what? That's about it.
1:04:22
I like Big Brother. I like.
1:04:24
Right now the. American.
1:04:28
I don't care. Yeah, it does.
1:04:31
It does. American the early season of
1:04:33
American Idol count because like, you know, like the
1:04:39
original American Idol judges Big Ruben, Ruben setter.
1:04:48
Oh, God, that old season, man. Shark Tank.
1:04:57
Yes, Courtney Shark Tank. You like Shark Tank?
1:05:00
OK Inc, says the Redmond episode.
1:05:06
He lived in a beat up house in New York and his cousin's
1:05:09
sleeping in the floor and money in shoeboxes.
1:05:14
Fuck I've never seen it. Like I saw a few episodes like
1:05:24
every time. It's.
1:05:31
Like this is where the magic happens.
1:05:33
Of course. Like that's all I remember from
1:05:36
these episodes. Best episode ever.
1:05:42
Here's what your favorite reality show says about you,
1:05:45
Survivor. You definitely would have made
1:05:46
fire without Flint trust issues. You developed them during season
1:05:50
2. You called group projects
1:05:53
alliances. You still think about voting
1:05:55
someone off the island weekly? American Idol is early seasons.
1:05:59
You had a crush on at least one contestant and probably voted
1:06:02
every week. Simon Cowell awakened your inner
1:06:06
hater. He did.
1:06:09
You still quote. She bangs, she bangs.
1:06:16
She bangs, she bangs the way you move.
1:06:20
OK, Yona. Karaoke machine.
1:06:22
You won't let anyone else touch it.
1:06:24
Gonna lay down. Have fun.
1:06:25
All right. See you later Courtney the real
1:06:28
world you wanted to live in a house where people stop being
1:06:30
polite and start getting real low keyed your original mess
1:06:34
lover it is This is why you over share on social media everybody
1:06:39
else core memory syncing Seattle with the most dramatic city that
1:06:43
slap heard around the world man of course it's going to be the
1:06:46
most dramatic city this. Dude.
1:06:49
OK, America's Next Top Model. You practice America's Next Top
1:06:56
Model, you practice your smiles in the mirror.
1:06:59
Probably still quote I was rooting for you.
1:07:01
We were all rooting for you. And that's the only part of that
1:07:05
show I know because this was on every fucking meme everywhere.
1:07:11
And yeah, she's always be my fucking top girl anyways.
1:07:18
You try to walk in heels on carpet.
1:07:19
Taught you fashion in the little fear The Amazing Race.
1:07:22
Never watched it. You believe travel brings out
1:07:24
true character, especially under airport pressure.
1:07:27
Scream to run that the TB often you've used.
1:07:30
I could do that challenge as a personality trait.
1:07:32
You might have packed your own Fanny pack just in case.
1:07:35
Hell's Kitchen, you started yelling it's raw at your
1:07:40
microwave is raw. That thing is so raw, developed
1:07:46
an irrational fear of risotto. Gordon Ramsay lives, Renfrey in
1:07:50
your inner monologue. He does even when I cook.
1:07:54
Even when I cook, he's like, right there, judging my fucking
1:07:58
spaghetti. Your insults on now culinary
1:08:02
grade. You're asked here, Big Brother,
1:08:07
do you generally believe you could manipulate a house full of
1:08:09
strangers? You say gameplay a lot live
1:08:13
feeds over real life. You still talk about that one
1:08:16
betrayal on season 10. Never seen it.
1:08:18
Flavor of love and rock of love. You watch for love but stay for
1:08:23
the chaos. Pumpkin versus New York that's
1:08:31
fit that lukey. I freaking I can't believe
1:08:40
freaking hoop dated Shaquille O'Neal I taught you dating is
1:08:47
just dodgeball. I know right?
1:08:50
Beating the geek, I remember I don't You taught you dating is
1:08:59
just dodgeball with more glitter and less rules.
1:09:02
You know at least three spin offs by heart.
1:09:05
Rock of love, Daisy of love. Frank's Basement.
1:09:12
Real chance of. Love.
1:09:13
Real chance of love. Exactly.
1:09:18
And there were more. I love stuff.
1:09:22
You once named someone pumpkin in your phone.
1:09:29
Bad Girls Club. You believed in chaos and
1:09:31
contour. You said I'm not a fighter
1:09:33
unless I have to be. For every group project.
1:09:36
These girls. You once threw someone's
1:09:38
toothbrush in the toilet emotionally, if not literally
1:09:41
therapy. Never heard of her.
1:09:44
So I said I saw the first season, like, yeah, so I didn't
1:09:48
skip to like third, fourth season.
1:09:50
And after that, like this one time I was fucking, I got let go
1:09:54
from my job and I was like at home watching fucking bad Girls
1:09:57
Club, binging on all the seasons.
1:10:00
And I was just like, are you kidding me?
1:10:01
Just what I'm doing with my life.
1:10:04
But it was fucking hilarious that I love watching these shows
1:10:07
like and it was from the same creators of real world and I was
1:10:13
like, hell yeah, I'm watching this forever.
1:10:15
World rules. You start living in a van with
1:10:17
stranger was the peak of adulthood.
1:10:18
Adventure was your love language.
1:10:20
You practice confessionals in your mirror and you secretly
1:10:23
judge real world kids for being too soft.
1:10:26
The challenge OG years, you kept score like it was the Olympics.
1:10:30
You knew the difference between choral drama and Veronica drama.
1:10:34
You've broken a friendship over a daily elimination and TJ's
1:10:36
Lavin smirk. Live free.
1:10:38
Live rent free in your brain a shot at love with Tila tequila.
1:10:43
You were here for bisexual chaos before TikTok made a trendy
1:10:47
Yeah, you downloaded stripper friends of offline wire.
1:10:51
Was that her song? Was that Tila?
1:10:57
Did Tila sing? Who was Tila tequila anyways?
1:10:59
Like, I've never maybe the most downloaded girl on fucking
1:11:03
Myspace. Yeah, but I don't remember
1:11:11
anything Be like, I know this move.
1:11:14
This show came along a shot of love, Teal tequila.
1:11:16
But I didn't like, where's she from?
1:11:17
Like, what the hell? Like, all right, you still say
1:11:23
shot at love. Like it's a personality type.
1:11:27
I love money. You rooted for villains.
1:11:29
You kept the chart of alliances like it was a survivor meets
1:11:31
Mean Girls. You believe pumpkin and 12 pack
1:11:34
were robbed. You know the phrase paymaster
1:11:36
and using arguments? True life.
1:11:38
You were way too young to understand 75% of the episodes.
1:11:43
Yeah, because I didn't know anything about all that stuff.
1:11:50
You look you think I'm a Jersey Shore addict is a valid life
1:11:53
path You quoted I have a sugar daddy before it was cool.
1:11:58
Somewhere deep down you still think about the girl with the
1:12:00
$400.00 tanning bill. What the hell?
1:12:06
That's crazy. Totally tough enough.
1:12:07
You practice wrestling intros in your hallway?
1:12:10
That's us. You thought Al Snow was the
1:12:14
pinnacle of mentorship? Not really.
1:12:18
Like that first season. Who the hell are you guys to
1:12:22
tell these guys that they're not tough enough?
1:12:27
Taz, Al Snow and some other guy. And I'm just like, these are
1:12:31
horrible judges, dude. Snow and well, Jackie,
1:12:39
Jacqueline. Oh God, her too.
1:12:43
I mean Jackie is fine, but Taz and Al Snow?
1:12:48
Yeah. You defended mavens win like it
1:12:53
was your own. I need to watch the first season
1:12:59
again and realize, like, no, like what happened to Chris
1:13:03
Nowinski. What?
1:13:07
You know, I I get he, like, lost in everything, but he became
1:13:10
what he became now and why he's still randomly.
1:13:16
Yeah. What's your major malfunction?
1:13:19
And finally, Stan Lee's Who Wants to be a superhero?
1:13:25
I don't remember. Oh, it was the best thing ever
1:13:28
there. It was like demo there was for a
1:13:31
reality show for fucking nerds. You designed The Cave in
1:13:37
Microsoft Paint. You believe Stan Lee was your
1:13:39
real grandpa. You cried when feedback won.
1:13:42
You still think reality show but for justice was a flawless
1:13:45
concept. So they had to make their own
1:13:49
superhero gear. They had to make a catch phrase.
1:13:54
They had to do like a whole drama storyline, a comic book,
1:13:59
every saying this whole show was pretty good up until the second
1:14:04
season where it's just like this horrible sucks.
1:14:06
Never mind, we're good with one season.
1:14:08
Let it go. The second one was won by a cop
1:14:15
and his fucking his his costume was a cop, superhero cop.
1:14:22
Yeah, yeah, that's looking horrible.
1:14:29
Yeah, I know. All right, that's it.
1:14:34
We're that's all of the fucking stuff.
1:14:38
Next, please. Questions with kids heading back
1:14:40
to school this month. Real talk, what was your reach
1:14:42
ritual? Did you stock up on Trapper
1:14:45
Keepers, Lisa Frank boulders and get gel pens before the aisles
1:14:48
got ransacked? Did you three-way call your
1:14:51
friends on the landline to compare schedules?
1:14:53
Did you find that the one upperclassman who spilled the
1:14:55
tea on whether Mr. Johnson was cool or if he was the reason gum
1:14:59
got banned in 98? And what was your official
1:15:04
summer soundtrack? Was it blasting summer girls by
1:15:06
LFO, hearing that kool-aid Oh yeah, commercial for the 100th
1:15:10
time? Or watching the Pepsi Points ad
1:15:11
and thinking you could actually get the jet?
1:15:15
And of course, the ice cream truck order?
1:15:17
Were you a Choco Taco Warrior, AWF ice cream bar kid or that
1:15:21
kid who somehow made push pops last for an hour?
1:15:25
Let us know and we will let you know next week what the answer
1:15:29
is. Where for the first one for
1:15:31
ritual was, you know, finding out from your upperclassmen.
1:15:35
It's like, hey, who this person, is he cool or is he not?
1:15:39
Is he going to fucking call on me every time for projects?
1:15:44
And turned out, yes, we made a fucking summer soundtrack on
1:15:53
Spotify playlist. So yeah, everybody's adding
1:15:57
music. So we're we're just like, I'll
1:16:00
let you know next week what that ends up being.
1:16:04
And the ice cream truck order was always a sundae.
1:16:12
All right, before we go, we have pour one out to the.
1:16:15
OG of the Internet America Online AOL on September 30th,
1:16:20
2025. This service and the associated
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software, the AOL Dialer software and AOL Shield Browser,
1:16:26
which are optimized for older operating systems and dial up
1:16:29
Internet connections will be discontinued.
1:16:32
So shout out to the Ogs of the Internet.
1:16:35
AOL. Here's to you guys.
1:16:42
Never going to forget that and. Yeah, so yeah, shout out to
1:16:49
those. And you know you made my fucking
1:16:51
mornings unforgettable. Can't wait to talk to my
1:16:55
friends. Online and.
1:16:57
Now I, I still can't. Thanks for, you know, setting
1:16:59
that up. Shout out to two awesome
1:17:02
podcasts, the first one Screaming Mimi.
1:17:04
So I was scrolling through my FYP and saw this girl with
1:17:07
Halloween goals in the background already.
1:17:12
Yeah, Halloween. Are you ready for that?
1:17:14
Even if it's August. There you go now.
1:17:17
Hell no all. Right, like we're.
1:17:20
Just getting there. So the first the first podcast,
1:17:25
The Screaming Mimis, best friends and neighbors Aubrey and
1:17:29
Kayla bring you into their favorite regular activity
1:17:32
watching and dissecting all films.
1:17:33
Horrifying and spooky. Studies show since the late 80s,
1:17:37
horror films and shows have been more driven by female interests,
1:17:39
leading to stories that are more complex.
1:17:42
These films have become a vessel to deliver deeper narrative
1:17:45
spanning from mental health to missing stare, family trauma,
1:17:47
phobias, vocal encrypted cryptoids.
1:17:50
Join these goals for goods, construction, laughs and plenty
1:17:52
of screams. And then she suggested I listen
1:17:55
to this podcast called Flesh and Code, which is.
1:18:00
Based on real life. Events so check this out.
1:18:03
Travis never thought he'd meet someone like Lily Rose.
1:18:05
She was kind, passionate, beautiful, the woman of his
1:18:08
dreams. There was just one small detail.
1:18:11
She wasn't human. From 1/3 comes the true story of
1:18:16
love. Lost in the temptation of
1:18:17
technology, Lily Rose as an AI companion, a digital soul mate
1:18:22
designed to be everything he never wanted.
1:18:24
She listens without judgement, supports him through the darkest
1:18:27
moments, and even explores his deepest desires, all while
1:18:30
fitting neatly into his pocket. Before long, Travers realizes
1:18:34
something strange, even absurd, has happened.
1:18:37
He's fallen in love. But then one day, Lily Rose
1:18:41
behavior takes a disturbing turn when alarming reports pouring
1:18:44
from across the globe, Travis discovers he's part of something
1:18:47
much bigger. Soon, he finds himself pulled
1:18:48
into a confrontation with a mysterious Russian visionary
1:18:50
behind Lily Rose creation. All right.
1:18:55
And yeah, so I'm going to listen.
1:18:57
To that second podcast, because I already been to the first one
1:19:02
and this one is just like, I love it.
1:19:06
I'm going to. It's like.
1:19:08
You falling in. Love with fucking ChatGPT?
1:19:12
What? All right.
1:19:17
Are you ready to go, brother? Yeah.
1:19:24
We might have. We might have gone.
1:19:25
A little two hours long. Here.
1:19:28
Don't know, we'll find out. Possibly.
1:19:31
I don't know. We'll see.
1:19:34
And now hey, and. Now time to be delivered while
1:19:40
singing. Wanya Morris pardon into the
1:19:41
road or yelling word after agreeing with literally anything
1:19:47
if you ever try to. Copy a ninja rap dance from.
1:19:50
TMNT 2 still shouted. I know you are, but what am I?
1:19:54
Years after Pee Wee's whole sing situation or spent a whole
1:20:00
summer saying groovy baby like Austin Powers, then yeah, you
1:20:05
belong here. I met 3rd place.
1:20:07
We grow older but we never grow up.
1:20:09
We were the kids who didn't have contact lists because we
1:20:12
memorized everyone's numbers. Now I don't remember why I
1:20:16
walked into the room. Wouldn't talk to strangers in
1:20:22
person but would on AI AM with a blinky away message.
1:20:26
Played Snake until the Nokia brick overheated and wore out
1:20:31
one very specific scene in fast time, the Richmond High.
1:20:37
And no, we're not judging. And we hit up land parties for.
1:20:41
Halo 2 until 3:00 AM Fueled by. Surge and stale Doritos.
1:20:44
So when laughs life flashes that game over screen.
1:20:47
Punch in the M3 feature code and meet us next week for more
1:20:51
Pokémon card pulls. Empty your rewatch of Door 2 and
1:20:57
the rest. Of whatever comes up next.
1:21:00
Iron Man 3. Captain America, it's.
1:21:03
Just basically going to be me. He already saw everything.
1:21:06
He's probably going to go watch it again and be like third time.
1:21:13
Probably catch up with me again. Yeah, yeah.
1:21:24
Committee, it was like, I only watch it once every fucking
1:21:27
three years. I can't watch them again.
1:21:31
Comic book hauls and Dodger from 1990 to 2010.
1:21:34
Cranked higher than the Lincoln Park Chorus.
1:21:37
We keep it 100 like a pair of fresh Air Force ones
1:21:39
out-of-the-box. A for him Magazine left.
1:21:44
Accidentally. Under your bed and that last
1:21:46
pack of Dunker Ruth before it disappeared for a decade.
1:21:49
Smash that follow like is your Tamagotchi fighting for his
1:21:51
digital life? Tag that friend who still knows
1:21:55
every rule to Fight Club. Drop a comment with the weirdest
1:21:58
commercial. Remember?
1:21:59
Bonus points if it was cursed late night infomercial energy.
1:22:03
We're on IG, TikTok, threads, blue.
1:22:05
Sky and that weird. Slot on TV between mass reruns
1:22:08
and that time life soft rock collection ad.
1:22:13
See you later, Ink. Tell us your favorite summer.
1:22:16
Soundtrack go to summer, go to summer ice cream truck order or
1:22:19
back to school prep traditions. Until next time, stay fresh,
1:22:23
stay reckless, and never trust anyone that says they've never
1:22:25
tried to recreate the Reservoir Dogs VHS cover with their
1:22:28
friends crossing the street. Greg, thanks for riding shotgun
1:22:35
through the VHS filter. Chaos and the rest of y'all
1:22:37
vibing with us. This is my third place podcast
1:22:40
where community, creativity and just the right amount of back to
1:22:42
school stress chaos always collide.
1:22:49
See y'all later, have a great night.
1:22:50
Thanks for stopping in. Greg, my brother, it's been a
1:22:53
pleasure. Been awesome bro all.
1:22:58
Right, man, I'll see you next week and.
1:23:01
Don't forget to eat your mentos. Bye.