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Vikings Tailgate: Cy and Chad Are Getting Heckled and Chowing Down Waiting For Da Bears - CHI - Ep 63 · The Vikings Tailgate

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  Speaker 1: Hey everybody, Welcome into another episode of The Tailgate. I'm
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  Speaker 1: your host, Cy Amanson, joined by my co host, the
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  Speaker 1: Great Chad Daniels, and it is Bears Week Chatty. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: We once again find ourselves in need of a rebound,
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  Speaker 1: you know, tough one. We're like we always say we're
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  Speaker 1: a forward looking podcast. But my question for you, you've
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  Speaker 1: known me to be a sports psychopath. I don't handle
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  Speaker 1: the emotions, the ups and downs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't even think we need to an end
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  Speaker 3: to No, I think we can go. It's it's I
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  Speaker 3: know you to be a psychopath. Currently, we don't have
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  Speaker 3: to go past tense.
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  Speaker 1: Here the how, I don't this thing where? And you've
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  Speaker 1: seen it in the text messages. I'm up, I'm down,
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  Speaker 1: I'm up, I'm down.
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  Speaker 2: What is uh?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not somebody who sports affects every aspect of
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  Speaker 1: my life, right, but I do take joy in it
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  Speaker 1: and so I get way too emotionally tied to those
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  Speaker 1: ups and downs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are.
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  Speaker 1: You doing in this moment where we were we were
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  Speaker 1: way down after the Chargers, we were way up after
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  Speaker 1: the Lions. Suck at Zach Martine and now I just
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  Speaker 1: feel I feel so down again. How are you riding
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  Speaker 1: the roller coaster?
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  Speaker 3: Well, listen, it might seem to fans that we've got
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  Speaker 3: Sybil under center, but I'm going to tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: It's easy young quarterback, and that has to come with grace. Right,
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  Speaker 3: You get a lot of young quarterbacks. They get a
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  Speaker 3: full season, in a full season of starting to make
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  Speaker 3: these mistakes and get the hang of the game. And
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  Speaker 3: that's okay. I mean, he's this guy has shown signs
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  Speaker 3: of brilliance and then other times you're sitting there going like,
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  Speaker 3: how about seven yards lower on that one?
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 3: But but there has to be grace involved, and there
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  Speaker 3: has to you have to remember, like this kid has
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  Speaker 3: the talent. It's just it is gonna there's growing pains
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  Speaker 3: with that stuff. And we're also it's like, hey, we're healthy,
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  Speaker 3: just kidding, We're not healthy. I will say this, Maybe
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  Speaker 3: we just go on one eight fall starts bro Hot
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  Speaker 3: hot Weight for Hot. It was so wild, I am
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  Speaker 3: gonna put Visio you check the stock if this game
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  Speaker 3: doesn't go how I wanted to go, because I'm breaking
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  Speaker 3: every TV in my house. It's getting crazy over here.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to go to the game
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  Speaker 3: live and watch.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you will be at the game, and so here's
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  Speaker 1: my thing. I think I'd be doing a lot better
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  Speaker 1: with it were it not. Everybody dislikes the Green Bay Packers,
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  Speaker 1: of course, right, that's everybody. That's the whole Minnesota thing
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  Speaker 1: for me, even though there hasn't been as competitive of
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  Speaker 1: a rivalry. I love the city of Chicago. I like
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  Speaker 1: performing in Chicago. I don't love the people of Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: and I gotta be honest, I don't think they love me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm happy to describe them as a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: men with mustaches and or beards that look like they
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  Speaker 1: may be played minor league baseball.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, still jacked.
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  Speaker 1: Upper arms, but the rest of it hasn't kept going.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like there's a bunch of semi pro softball
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  Speaker 1: players who There is no city, and I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: about on a comedy club stage. I'm talking walk in
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  Speaker 1: the street. There is no city that I've been and
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  Speaker 1: heckled in my life like I am heckled in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: and I so desperately want to watch them lose. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I need. I don't love the mind frame
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  Speaker 1: I am in going into this game.
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  Speaker 3: They're a little bit shy of Philly when it comes
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  Speaker 3: just a smidge just when it comes to the sports, right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you can go to a Cubs game and
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  Speaker 3: you can be fine. It is in Wrigleyville. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: there's nobody's throwing beers at you. But I went to
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  Speaker 3: a Bears game once and full beers were coming at us.
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  Speaker 3: And then the Bears destroyed us, And so then I'm
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  Speaker 3: walking through the same parking lot and now they're handing
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  Speaker 3: me beers as if to say, hey, looks like you
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  Speaker 3: need this. We murdered you today. And so it is
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  Speaker 3: a little different because Philly, even if they beat you,
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  Speaker 3: they'll throw beer cans at you after the game. So
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  Speaker 3: it's a little different. I love it's it's interesting because
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  Speaker 3: they can turn sports in Chicago's They're so huge that
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  Speaker 3: you could have a great show on Sunday or excuse me,
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  Speaker 3: on Saturday, two shows sold out. Everybody's there for you.
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  Speaker 3: Come through the merch line, give.
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  Speaker 2: You a hug, hey man, love you, dude.
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  Speaker 3: And then they could see you and recognize you at
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  Speaker 3: the game and want to fistfight you. It is it
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  Speaker 3: is wild there.
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  Speaker 1: When I first started working for the Vikings, I did
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  Speaker 1: this thing. I can't even remember what it was called,
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  Speaker 1: but it was like the Keys to the Game, right,
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  Speaker 1: and it was the really fast paced it was meant for,
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  Speaker 1: like Instagram and TikTok and stuff. Sure it was a
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  Speaker 1: rapid key, but it was a lot of humor in it.
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  Speaker 2: So it's basically, here's what we should do, here's what
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  Speaker 2: we should do in the game.
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  Speaker 1: And I only came up with those so I could
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  Speaker 1: make these jokes and without fail, every week those they
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  Speaker 1: would be flooded with fans from the other fan base
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  Speaker 1: just up. So given the way social media works now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that would have been a real successful venture.
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  Speaker 1: But I was at two times ago. When I'm at
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  Speaker 1: Zanies by the way, it's the summer, it's the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of June. There's no football going on, and I get
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  Speaker 1: up on stage and I'm about four minutes into my
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  Speaker 1: show and so Zany's for the audience is a tiny
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  Speaker 1: hallway of a club, one hundred and forty seats and
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  Speaker 1: they go straight back and I'm a few minutes in
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  Speaker 1: and this guy just goes the Viking suck and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, and I was like, I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, did I wear Viking stuff on stage? And
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  Speaker 1: then I kind of I was like, I didn't I
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  Speaker 1: go thank you. I'm thinking they must have said that
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  Speaker 1: I'm from Minnesota when they introduced me. And then I
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  Speaker 1: did another joke, the Minnesota Vikings suck. And now I'm
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  Speaker 1: as mad at the life of originality in the second
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  Speaker 1: attempt as I am at being heckled.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but just in case you thought it maybe was
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  Speaker 3: a high school team he was referencing called the Vikings.
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  Speaker 3: He did want to make sure you knew he was
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  Speaker 3: speaking of the Minnesota Vikings.
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  Speaker 1: The next one is the Minnesota Vikings, who play in
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  Speaker 1: US Bank Stadium suck. So this guy in an hour
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  Speaker 1: set probably layers eight to ten. Your team sucks in
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  Speaker 1: some variation in and nobody likes it. And I'm not
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  Speaker 1: acknowledging it because I think if I engage in it,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to become a really unenjoyable experience for everyone. Right,
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  Speaker 1: And so I finish the show, and when you meet
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  Speaker 1: the fans in the crowd after the show, you're like
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  Speaker 1: standing by a doorway as the whole crowd. It's very
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  Speaker 1: tight and everybody's filing out, and then I see about
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  Speaker 1: twelve people back. I see this short, musty mustache. I go, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's the Viking suck guy, guarantee it. Why is he
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  Speaker 1: in line? He comes down the line and he tells me.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, I'm the guy who was saying the Viking suck.
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  Speaker 1: And I go, I know, is did you? Did you
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  Speaker 1: need to tell it to me again?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: And he goes you and then he goes you five
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  Speaker 1: years ago. So he starts telling me about a joke
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  Speaker 1: I made in the three Keys segment years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, followed me.
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  Speaker 2: On social media, sat in waiting until years that I
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  Speaker 2: did that segment. I think in twenty nineteen or twenty
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  Speaker 2: oh wow.
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  Speaker 3: And let's not forget with his accent. He must have
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  Speaker 3: taken a flight from New York to Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing the best I can. Okay, Okay, he waited
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  Speaker 1: like half a decade.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good to come.
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  Speaker 1: He paid for the ticket. There were no compsole out.
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  Speaker 1: It was a one night event. He bought a ticket
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  Speaker 1: and he wasn't even mean about it. He like and
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  Speaker 1: on the way out, after we talked about he just
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  Speaker 1: goes your team sucks, and he just kept going. It
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  Speaker 1: was one of the weirdest. He wasn't there with a
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  Speaker 1: partner or a friend.
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  Speaker 2: It was bonkers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is wild to go. That's when I remind
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  Speaker 3: people I go, you know what, I got eighty percent
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  Speaker 3: of your ticket. Oh, never mind, it was sold out.
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  Speaker 3: I got eighty five percent of your ticket cost. Thank
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  Speaker 3: you for coming.
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  Speaker 2: It's a It is a weirdly Heckley city. I'd been.
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  Speaker 1: Last time I was there, I tried to have dinner
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  Speaker 1: at Michael Jordan's steakhouse and the waiter was doing the Hey,
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  Speaker 1: where are you guys from? And I said Minnesota, And
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  Speaker 1: then it was like every course it was like him
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  Speaker 1: telling me why my team sucked. Hey, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: your team suck. They have sucked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for a significant amount of only teams.
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  Speaker 3: Your city is zero to one. Again to cow and
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  Speaker 3: a lantern.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: It just it just put me in this place, like
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  Speaker 1: as I've been reflecting on where we are so far
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  Speaker 1: this year and where we're going and the fact that
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  Speaker 1: we have to I told you in the opening week
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  Speaker 1: Bears on the road Week one, you know that's a
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  Speaker 1: tough start, and I mentioned it's tough for my dad,
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  Speaker 1: who just doesn't watch that game, this one, with the
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  Speaker 1: way everything is gone, It's just drummed up all my
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  Speaker 1: Chicago feelings. And even though I like the city, just
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  Speaker 1: the amount of disdain I have for all things Chicago
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  Speaker 1: or Bear related right now it's not healthy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm doing a good job. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna be like awesome this weekend. I just
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm in lunatic mode. I think I'm in
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  Speaker 1: full blown lunatic mode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there's no question that has nothing to
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  Speaker 3: do with this game. That's where you live.
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  Speaker 2: It's amped up. It's where you live, amped up because
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  Speaker 2: of the game.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited because I have watch the Bears win their
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  Speaker 3: last two games in dramatic fashion. And that throw to
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  Speaker 3: win the Cincinnati game wasn't good. I'm saying like he
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  Speaker 3: threw it behind the receiver. It was an amazing catch.
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  Speaker 3: Then it was the Keystone Cops. The Bengals all hit
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  Speaker 3: each other and fell backwards like bowling pins. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And then this last one. So, so here's what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Are you pitching their riding high and we're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: in underneath it and flip the table over.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pitching they're riding high on fake I'm saying fake
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  Speaker 3: stuff because they think, like, oh man, we did this,
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  Speaker 3: they weren't good plays.
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  Speaker 1: I can get all on board with a We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: come underneath their false confidence and really take this game
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  Speaker 1: from them. And I think if you get if you
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  Speaker 1: get the game tilted that direction early at home, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good thing.
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  Speaker 3: That'll be a very And I think we can. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: he is, he is gettable. And so we get back
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  Speaker 3: there and Forrest starts like throwing stunts, and we get
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  Speaker 3: healthy people that are hitting the holes and confusing him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, it's gonna it's gonna be fun
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  Speaker 3: to watch. It's gonna here's here's I'm doing my prediction early.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing your prediction in the first This is just
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  Speaker 3: one of them. This is just one of them.
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  Speaker 2: Early segment prediction.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it is going to be the fourth quarter of
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  Speaker 3: the first game for all four quarters.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk about some how I processed going
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  Speaker 1: into this week, knowing that I'm in lunatic mode. How
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  Speaker 1: I've been processing Chad the stress, the football stress, and
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  Speaker 1: because I do think you're four and five. It's a
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  Speaker 1: big moment, right. You get to four and six, that's tough,
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  Speaker 1: five and five. You climb above at six and five,
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  Speaker 1: seven and five. Now we're talking again. The later you
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  Speaker 1: get in the season, hanging around five hundred, the more
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  Speaker 1: vulnerable you are to things going obviously, right, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: That's just math, baby.
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  Speaker 1: But what I did is I went and I was
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  Speaker 1: just doing what I always do when I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to handle myself for one of the preview shows
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  Speaker 1: and I get mad about a statistic or I worry
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  Speaker 1: about a matchup, I just go learn about the city
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. And I was reading this list of
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  Speaker 1: like the craziest things to ever happen in the city
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  Speaker 1: of Chicago, and for a second I thought I was
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  Speaker 1: reading something about you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it must have been amazing.
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  Speaker 1: The title was just I was like, the title was
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  Speaker 1: just the man who died from eating too much ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In eighteen ninety two, a twenty one year old Frenchman
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  Speaker 1: named Gone Beyond Jean. He emigrated to Chicago and took
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  Speaker 1: a job at the Leland Hotel. While working in the
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  Speaker 1: hotel's pantry, on his very first day, Jean got his
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  Speaker 1: very first taste of ice cream, and I quote quickly
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  Speaker 1: fell into a downward spiral of ice cream addiction that
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  Speaker 1: led to his untimely death five days later. Yeah. When
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  Speaker 1: questioned by the police, his coworkers, who seem only slightly suspicious, right,
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  Speaker 1: they claimed that Jean did nothing but eat ice cream morning, noon,
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  Speaker 1: and night for five days until his stomach literally froze,
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  Speaker 1: causing him to die.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I I imagine that's the way you will go out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna tell you something. So Daniels is a
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  Speaker 3: stage name. Gone Beyond is my is my real name.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't want to have MC's and hosts trying
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  Speaker 3: to figure that. Hey guys, it's Chad going be in.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't need that, so I just changed it to
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  Speaker 3: Daniels where everyone could read it. But this is my
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  Speaker 3: great great this is my great grandpa.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing has ever made more sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, right before he had that first bite of
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  Speaker 3: ice cream, he laid with a lady.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he had he had a he made sure
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  Speaker 1: he got someone, he got someone with child, right, and
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  Speaker 1: then he found the ice cream and spiraled out of control.
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  Speaker 2: Are you do you do? So you've been you're doing
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of games in person these days. Do you behave differently
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  Speaker 1: from a snack standpoint in the stadium at home because
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  Speaker 1: you're more of like a shame snacker sometimes where if
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  Speaker 1: no one's around, you might go deep. Do you is
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  Speaker 1: there a preferred snack at the bank? How does Chatty
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  Speaker 1: handle himself with access to everything?
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  Speaker 3: So if we look at the little pavilion where you're
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  Speaker 3: walking around, right, you're walking around and you are seeing
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  Speaker 3: all the food there are. Technically it's an oval, so
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  Speaker 3: there are technically four straightaways and four curves. Now in
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  Speaker 3: those four curves, I like a rice druck exactly. And
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  Speaker 3: I have found uh weird corners and under staircases and
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  Speaker 3: whatnot in every single curve. I know where those are.
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  Speaker 3: And that's where I eat my food. I go out
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  Speaker 3: and I go, hey, guys, I'm gonna go I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: go get a water. And then I go out and
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  Speaker 3: I house a parlor Burger or I house a hockey
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  Speaker 3: mom Brownie Sunday under the stairs, and then I come
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  Speaker 3: back with my bottle of water. I go a long line,
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  Speaker 3: am I right? And so nobody is the wiser that
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  Speaker 3: I've eaten all those things until I belch and people go, well,
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  Speaker 3: that's not water, and I go, hey, mind your business.
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  Speaker 3: I got you these tickets I have.
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  Speaker 1: I had a sneaking suspicion that the Brownie Sunday was
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  Speaker 1: your go to at the stadium.
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  Speaker 3: Bro the hockey mom, Brownie Sunday. Let me tell you something,
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  Speaker 3: if you're going to the game, get out of the line,
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  Speaker 3: or let me get to the front of the line.
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  Speaker 3: But you have to be in the line.
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  Speaker 2: It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: That's an interesting thing to eat. I just imagine a
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  Speaker 1: kid walking by you, huddled by a staircase eating a
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  Speaker 1: Brownie Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: That is the most I'm gonna say on brand thing
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  Speaker 2: I've heard.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a rescued dog eat its food from.
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  Speaker 2: A and they eat a Brownie Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: And then you can't can't have chocolate? What are you
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: doing to rescue dogs? So they're in there eating their
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: food out of a bowl, and then you go over
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: to pet them and they just turn their head and
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: they go, ah, that's what I look like under those staircases.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I know a couple of times you've been fortunate enough
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: to be in the influencer suite, which is the thing
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: they have at the stadium. That is a place when
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I heard about what goes on and there, that is
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: a place that I assumed they would have to roll
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: you out of.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't have one thing when I was in there,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: had a bottle of water. That was it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Did you have to make that choice because you didn't
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: want to get blueberry girl? Willy Wonka moved out, like, no,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: you think.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go up to Vanilla Ice when I have
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: chicken wing sauce on my beard, Get out of here.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I gotta look respectable when I'm meeting my eros.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Huh, I forgot that you were in the influencer suite
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: for Vanilla Ice night. Yes, Ice Ice, Baby, let's get
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: let's get out of snacks. Let's get into the game. Okay,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: let's put all my emotions aside. Now here's the good news.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Here's let me give you some good news. Bears might
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: be six and three against two, but the record of
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: the teams they have won against those six wins fifteen
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: forty one and one. Now, the Vikings also have an
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: eight and one record against the Bears in the last
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: nine And yeah, am I trying to tell you stuff
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: that maybe doesn't matter to get you ahead in the
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: right direction.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Sure, but it's a big game, folks.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: It is a big game. And let me just say something.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: If you tie in professional football, you should be kicked
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: out of a league for the rest of the year.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I think, I mean, I don't know that they're gonna
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: put that into action. They're not.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I have so many good ideas no one ever listens.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I think this is the opportunity to there's gonna be
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a point, there's just it's just gonna happen this year
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: where I believe it, even with a rookie quarterback, where
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: it's just gonna click. You know, you know when you
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: watch like a Treasure Hunt movie or something and all
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, like a vault door.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Click like.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: And then everything opens. I think that's gonna happen. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: don't know when, where, or how, but I think we're
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: gonna have a game where all of a sudden, we're
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: gonna go oh man. The running game is working. The
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: o linemen are moving downhill, and everything they are doing
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: to try to stop it is going to present the
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: perfect opportunity to just gash, gash, gash, and the rhythm's
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be right, and the flow is gonna be right,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: and this team is gonna put a thirty something on
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: the board without even needing turnovers. Right, I think that's
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. I think it's coming. I truly believe there's
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: a chance that it's this week because if you look
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: at how few rushing attempts they had last week in
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: a very winnable game. If you look at how tough
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the Chargers game was, if you look at how well
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: they ran against the Lions. I just think like we're
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: floating around this identity because I told you last week
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: it's Donovan Jackson. Kid is a beast. He's a beast
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: moving downhill. Aaron Jones looks fresh.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I think this might be the game where you look
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: around and go, damn, did they just run for one
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: hundred and ninety yards? And also JJ threw for two
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: or three touchdouts? Like I think it could be the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: one where the lock clicks and the vault open.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw first of all, Jay, if we can
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: get the actual sound effects of a safe opening, I
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: think that would help people listening.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Secondly, I thought I did a great job a lot
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: of like Star Wars noise criticism, of my accents, but
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I thought I did a fine Michael Winslow safe opening.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: So I think that we great reference. I think that
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: we saw glimpses of it in Detroit and then it
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: was ripped from us during the Ravens game. I think
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: that we need everybody to stay on site. I think
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: third and four is gettable. I think third and nine
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: after a mistake is frustrating. I also think, sure, maybe
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: the refs are gonna have to let Dallas Turner sack
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: a quarterback. Is this not an NFL quarterback? He didn't
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: put his weight on him. If he tries to avoid him,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: he's gonna hurt himself and somebody else. He's trying to
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: tackle the quarterback. Let him tackle the quarterback. It's not
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: roughing anyways. I think that we are looking sharp, and
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I think this is the game where it's gonna get nuts.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: And I'm telling you, combine your thoughts about putting thirty up,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: about rushing for one hundred and ninety plus JJ throws
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: for a couple. I know what a person looks like
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: when they're about to break. I see it every single
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: morning in the mirror. And I'm telling you this young
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: quarterback for the Bears. I'm telling it's gonna take two
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: sacks and an overthrow and it is lights out.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: And you know who I hope gets to him and
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: gets to him early, ladies and gentlemen, it will be
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: the two hundredth game of one Harrison Smith.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Absolutely send him on a stunt or pick six, just
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: for the two hundredth baby.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Man to get to get a big moment in that
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: big milestone game. Yeah, that's that's one of those things
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: where he has He's so quietly great. It's you know,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: when you have a Randy Moss. You haven't Adrian Peterson,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: you have some of these guys. They're so big and loud.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: From a performance standpoint, I often argue that even though
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: we all talk about how great Harrison Smith is, we
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: don't often remotely understand how great he is, right And
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I yeah, man, I just I really hope that dude
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: has a big game and the defense has a big game.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Let's two predictions.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they will. I just want to add to
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: that quickly is that you know, the reason you don't
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: see a lot of Harrison Smith or hear about him
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: on TV is because they're scared to throw his way
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: and so you're not seeing I mean, you're not seeing
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the fantastic coverage and closing speed and just on them
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: every single play. And so I can't wait. I think
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be a big one.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be a big one.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Give me the score player and Chad okay score.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: As we know, we've kind of upped, We've kind of
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: pumped it up, and we've.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Pumped it up, and we looked dumb for pumping it up.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: We did look stupid. So I think that the Bears
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: are going to come out swinging because they need it,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: because they're riding this pretend high off their last two
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: you know, fancy victories, and the Vikings are hurting. They're
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: licking their wounds from a lot.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Of silly playing.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say and and so I'm gonna go Bears
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: three Vikings to forty two.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I also a little embarrassed that we've pumped it up
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: too much. We've been overly cocky. Then we go lose
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: against the Ravens, so I wanted to dial it down
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a lot. I think this is gonna be a lot
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: lower scoring of a game. I have the Bears at
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: fourteen and the Vikings at two hundred and ninety six.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Player performance.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Well, you know we said it already, but Harrison Smith
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: of course got him taking one. I got him. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: got him for a sack and a pick.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Listen to me.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I think my last week prediction predict predict predict prediction
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: was JJ. I think, and then I think he had
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a very frustrating game. And I don't say that from
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: a fan standpoint. I think he was frustrated. I think
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: he has very high standards for himself. So I'm doubling
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: down big big JJ.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You talk, you're talking about Jets, You're talking.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: About I'm talking about Jets, talking about Jets, Okay, I'm
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: talking about Justin Jefferson.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: And then my prediction is that I'm gonna do it
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: for both of us.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think we're.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Going to talk a lot on Sunday. You're gonna be
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: at the game. I'm gonna be pacing around my house.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I think we will talk starting at halftime based upon
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: how the game's going, given what you're willing to listen.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: From too from me in a normal game situation.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, And my my personal prediction is, and I hate
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: to say this about the game, but I think there
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: are going to be two and again, as fans, please
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: understand what I'm saying. I think there are going to
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: be two hockey mom brownie Sundays eating under the stairs.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for us, folks. Thank you Chad
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: for joining the show. Thank you to all of you
• 26:18
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• 26:21
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• 26:24
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• 26:27
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