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Beastiality | Son of a Boy Dad #152 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Oh righty, we are back. We are here at HQ four.
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  Speaker 3: It is November twenty ninth.
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  Speaker 1: I believe correct, No, no, that is not that cannot
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  Speaker 1: be right seven twenty seventh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a damn for.
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  Speaker 1: You, damn dunce, you blundering dunce.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, we're here, so once again, I was peeing earlier.
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  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever repeed and you lose control of
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  Speaker 3: your penis midpiss? Yeah, like the grips the grip d
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  Speaker 3: grips like a fire hose and then it's just an
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  Speaker 3: unleashed spray and there's nothing. Yeah, it's like a fire
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  Speaker 3: hose exactly like that. It gets away from you and
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  Speaker 3: then it's just spraying all over the place. That's what
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  Speaker 3: just happened to me in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Did you clean it up?
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  Speaker 3: Of course? Where did it go? Where'd the p go?
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  Speaker 3: My toilet seat acts like a funnel or like a
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  Speaker 3: drain of sorts, but it just gathers in, it pools.
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  Speaker 3: It's angered in.
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  Speaker 4: So bad that you piss on the floor. That's happened now.
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  Speaker 3: But I pissed all over myself before your pants, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: my pants.
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  Speaker 1: That's because your penis is shaped like the shoe of
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  Speaker 1: an elf, and it curls back up towards your body.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's shaped like a gnarly ass wave that you
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  Speaker 1: could hang ten on.
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  Speaker 3: That's just simply untrue. I've seen it a million times.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think it's weirder for a parent to bring
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  Speaker 4: their daughter into I guess this is my question. I
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  Speaker 4: was in LaGuardia Airport and heard, huh heard, heard, like
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  Speaker 4: heard that you did?
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  Speaker 3: Like been there? That's what something that the kids are
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  Speaker 3: saying these days. Heard, okay, yeah, and that's on period.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually heard.
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  Speaker 3: So you're supposed to continue when I say heard.
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  Speaker 4: Well you, it was very confusing because I didn't know
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  Speaker 4: what that word meant in that context.
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  Speaker 3: Heard scene scene exactly, Yeah, like I see you.
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  Speaker 4: I think you can just save that for Ron.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right continue unheard. I reversed
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  Speaker 3: my herd.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there was a dad that brought his daughter into
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom at LaGuardia. Yeah, and they were like twenty
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  Speaker 4: dudes pissing hot piss steam.
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  Speaker 3: How old was the girl? A lot of dicks out seventeen?
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  Speaker 3: No josh there.
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  Speaker 4: That they weren't like offering her up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I see, No, she was just a little child, Yes, Okay, so.
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  Speaker 4: They brought he brought her in yet she said, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. I'm nine to eight six, I don't fucking know.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess to me, it felt like that's so
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  Speaker 4: traumatic and I don't know what the option is. It's
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  Speaker 4: a father.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that really isn't one. I mean, I just have
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  Speaker 3: to go to the bathroom with my mom all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't you rather that you bring your daughter into could
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  Speaker 4: Could a man bring his daughter into the women's bathroom?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely?
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  Speaker 4: Not?
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  Speaker 3: Why not? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 4: Just you got her by the hand to go into
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  Speaker 4: one of the stalls. It's all stalls.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just tried it. I'm sure tried it.
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  Speaker 4: That's to me less traumatic for the for the daughter.
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  Speaker 3: It would be more traumatic when the daughter when the
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  Speaker 3: father gets arrested but and brought into an interrogation room and.
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  Speaker 1: Claim t in that situation though, no, no, you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand not a LaGuardia.
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't most of the women in there acknowledge that he
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  Speaker 4: had a young daughter, And and hey, guys, I'm just
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  Speaker 4: bringing her in because I don't want her to be
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  Speaker 4: exposed to thirteen penises in a row at a urinal.
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  Speaker 1: Women do act like if you go into their bathroom
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  Speaker 1: that they're just spread eagle vaginal lips flapping in wind
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  Speaker 1: like you're you're not seeing ship in a women's bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You hear a fart, you hear women, and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you were.
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  Speaker 3: Common misconception that men piss loud. Women pissed like a
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  Speaker 3: fucking fire hydrant just exploded.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right, dude?
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  Speaker 3: Our bathroom in high school was the women's in the
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  Speaker 3: men's bathroom were right next to each other, and like
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  Speaker 3: there was like a probably like a three inch barrier
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  Speaker 3: between where you would piss and where the women would piss,
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  Speaker 3: and their pisses would be going through the like you
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  Speaker 3: would hear it through the wall and.
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  Speaker 1: You see the steam rising off of it, like hot
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  Speaker 1: r rising.
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  Speaker 4: Up off the seat.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it would sound like someone was fucking like someone
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  Speaker 3: just poured a bucket of water into the into the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I can offer two better options for your Laguardian, your
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  Speaker 1: LaGuardia guy.
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  Speaker 3: One, there's gotta be family bathrooms.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, right, there you're.
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  Speaker 1: Three better options. Two, it doesn't matter how old that
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  Speaker 1: kid is. Just let them go to the fucking bathroom
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  Speaker 1: on their own. Nobody's snatching them up in the women's bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: especially a.
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  Speaker 3: Woman or three.
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  Speaker 1: Just uh ask ask a woman that's going in being like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: go buddy system with this, Like just to hold the.
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  Speaker 4: Girl, because that's what I was thinking, is that you
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  Speaker 4: is you get? You get some kind of a seeing
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  Speaker 4: eye person.
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  Speaker 3: Women do that all the time, but they can't go
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  Speaker 3: to the bathroom on their own anyway?
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  Speaker 4: Can you extremely my daughter? Hey? Yeah, come here, sweetie.
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  Speaker 4: Because women are not genetically capable of being pedophiles, that
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  Speaker 4: is true, they're not. It's only men that get that
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  Speaker 4: unfortunate disease.
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  Speaker 3: If a woman focks a child, it's like, yeah, she
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  Speaker 3: got some young dick. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Women in the bathroom are like high five and her
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  Speaker 1: Oh beast, you're the top bitch, your top bitch for that?
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  Speaker 4: What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What was it like? Describe it in gory detail.
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  Speaker 4: How'd you do meet?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Actually married my pedophile?
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  Speaker 3: That's a TLC show. Good for you, I married my pedophile?
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  Speaker 3: Good for you. Wow. Wow, you're a boss.
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  Speaker 1: You're serving kunt what a sheeo. You're making her story.
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  Speaker 3: You're rewriting her story.
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  Speaker 1: It's true though they're not And like, uh, I mean
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  Speaker 1: It's obviously it's base by everyone. Everyone has heard this before,
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  Speaker 1: but it's awesome for the kid.
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  Speaker 3: In certain situations. Yes, I just like I think we
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  Speaker 3: talked about this on that one episode where Frances where
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  Speaker 3: Rome was late. We're talking about how like kids like
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  Speaker 3: fucking the teacher in high school, how they all end
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  Speaker 3: up like trying to kill themselves like ten years later.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, they're always uh because they probably just know
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  Speaker 3: they're never gonna get pussy like.
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  Speaker 1: That Mostagia Americans, Yeah, like almost exclusively with sperms so
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  Speaker 1: strong that like the pre comes making triplets. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that's why she's attracted.
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  Speaker 3: It's biological.
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  Speaker 1: There's a fucking sticker on my hat by this barstool
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  Speaker 1: merch for sure.
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  Speaker 3: It's not gonna be twenty percent off when this comes out, though,
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  Speaker 3: So just know you s out big time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you can wait until next year. Uh
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  Speaker 1: fucking Johnny com Lately's but yeah, the uh, the the
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  Speaker 1: woman teacher who does that? I mean there were there
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  Speaker 1: were teachers. I've been starting rumors about kids in my
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  Speaker 1: school that they fucked teachers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, I know that. You had that one
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  Speaker 3: kid who's in the NFL now, who's fucking the professor? Right,
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  Speaker 3: he's or he was smooch Chel who was the guy
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  Speaker 3: that was on TV yesterday and you were like he
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  Speaker 3: went to my school Alama das a Kias, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: he was Yeah, he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Smooch nobody, bro, he was he was Celebent high school.
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  Speaker 3: He was smooching dudes. No, well, he was smooching men, dudes,
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  Speaker 3: smoking bone.
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  Speaker 1: We had we had a history teacher named uh Deacon
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  Speaker 1: Gin who kissed boys on the lips and he uh,
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  Speaker 1: he was a larger black fellow and his uh, his
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  Speaker 1: chair had like, uh.
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  Speaker 3: Is that like a black thing? Though it had like
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  Speaker 3: a grease stain, Whereas.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Was doing that. Birdman was all aways kissing lill Wayne.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're thinking of like Italian mafioso.
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  Speaker 3: Like a little kiss on the cheek.
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  Speaker 4: They'll kiss each other.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like in The Godfather, It's like I knew
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  Speaker 1: it was you, Fredo and you yeah, che Well, Cuba's falling.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen a Godfather too?
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  Speaker 4: Godfather Too is so good.
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  Speaker 3: I watched this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I watched it at like four in the morning this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: That's a classic. Yeah, it's so good, i'd actually be
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  Speaker 3: able to. I think that's an instant classic, and.
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  Speaker 1: You always find something new, you always find a little
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  Speaker 1: bit something extra.
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  Speaker 4: You mean when that's an instant classic as opposed to.
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  Speaker 3: What means you watch it once and you go, that's
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  Speaker 3: a fucking classic. That's a banger. But I thought instant
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  Speaker 3: classic means it was a classic as soon as you came.
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean to say that when you watched Godfather
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  Speaker 4: to you just liked it immediately, liked it immediately instead
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  Speaker 4: of it taking a while to grow on you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's what you mean.
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  Speaker 3: It immediately took Dude. Why do you have marks on
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  Speaker 3: your wall?
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  Speaker 4: Dude?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, from you, that's you.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 3: He's been fucking insane. There's shit everywhere. It places, a
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  Speaker 3: goddamn mess because of YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not from us. You don't even let us
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  Speaker 4: come hang out here. By the way, we went to
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  Speaker 4: Rone's house last night, watched the Little Ball, watched some ball.
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  Speaker 3: Good hang for the fellas.
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  Speaker 4: So we did. We did rones last night and then
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  Speaker 4: we're at Sass's today. I guess tomorrow. That means we
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  Speaker 4: got to go hang in my place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 4: We have to hit the trifect then get over there,
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  Speaker 4: Sassy boy, come on here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm never going to Brooklyn again. That was probably
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  Speaker 3: the last time I'll ever go to Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 4: I'm picked up Sas. I was driving back from New
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  Speaker 4: Jersey and I came through the hall In Tunnel and
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  Speaker 4: just as I was coming through the tunnel, he texted
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  Speaker 4: our group all right, I'm leaving now to come over
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  Speaker 4: to Ron's place. And Ron and I live in the
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  Speaker 4: same building. So I said, hey, SaaS, I'll come pick
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  Speaker 4: you up Sam dorm and trying to coordinate with Sas
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  Speaker 4: where I was going to pick him up. Because Sas
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  Speaker 4: doesn't like to talk on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't like to commute, or he'll just not answer.
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  Speaker 1: He'll text you, you call him, he doesn't answer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I said, listen, why don't you start walking
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  Speaker 4: down Eighth Avenue. I'm gonna come through the hall In
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  Speaker 4: Tunnel and I will start driving up Eighth Avenue to
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  Speaker 4: meet you. And he goes, okay, sounds good bye, hangs up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we met up.
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  Speaker 4: So now it's just a question of like me driving
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  Speaker 4: with my head on a swivel, trying to spot little
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  Speaker 4: Sasquatch on the busiest avenue in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, not even close. Eighth Avenue actually doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even exist. It's not even a real thing, especially in
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  Speaker 3: this area.
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  Speaker 4: It's one of the eight most busy.
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  Speaker 1: Avenue avenues for sure. And there's no way that Sas
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  Speaker 1: is walking down the street with his head up.
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  Speaker 3: I was. I was walking around because I lost my
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  Speaker 3: headphones the other day in the uber. So I'm walking
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  Speaker 3: around and I'm looking for Frances. I'm looking for that
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  Speaker 3: tesla and then I finally see it.
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  Speaker 4: Flies. Yeah, but we did it. We did another call.
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  Speaker 4: We did another call before that shit that's by me.
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  Speaker 4: I said, what street are you on? You were like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, man. You were annoyed by my question.
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  Speaker 3: No I could. I really couldn't figure it out. I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't see because your vision is so poor.
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  Speaker 4: You were annoyed that I was asking you where you
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  Speaker 4: were as I was trying to pick you up. You
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't have to take an uber.
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  Speaker 3: Untrue, untrue.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was like, okay, well you're there, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm almost there, And then of course I went past him.
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  Speaker 1: You guys said that you're going to be over at
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  Speaker 1: three forty five.
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  Speaker 3: You got there at five fifteen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, okay, I really think that coming from the
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  Speaker 4: West Village to your apartment room took us an hour
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  Speaker 4: and a half. It did.
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  Speaker 3: It took Oh, it probably took us like an hour
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  Speaker 3: and fifteen.
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  Speaker 4: And we had We were in the front seat and
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  Speaker 4: uh Koji, our little French bulldog. As soon as Sas
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  Speaker 4: got in the car, he immediately climbed onto Sass's lap
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  Speaker 4: and wanted him to love him. And I said, Sass,
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  Speaker 4: are you a dog person? And he said yeah, We've
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  Speaker 4: got lots of dogs. And ten minutes later, Sas was like,
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  Speaker 4: I can't handle this anymore. Well, I like, gig dog,
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  Speaker 4: get the dog off of me.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say that. I said, I'm going to move
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  Speaker 3: the dog.
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  Speaker 4: The doge, get rid of the dog. I can't take
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  Speaker 4: this anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was because I was trying to watch it
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  Speaker 3: because the game had already started, trying to watch the game,
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  Speaker 3: and then my hand's falling asleep because the dog is
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  Speaker 3: sitting on it, and it's a French bulldog. So they're
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  Speaker 3: all fucking keep in mind respiratory that they can't control.
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  Speaker 4: The dog was the dog was sitting on there that
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  Speaker 4: was the dog's seat until Sass gets in the car
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: to displace the dog, who then just wants to love this,
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: you know, young man.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: So much hair on me too, And.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: He comes and sits on his lap, and Sas just says,
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: get get this thing, this thing off.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: To get the dog off me. I was having trouble breathing.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: It was on the stomach.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: You were having trouble breathing. Think about the fucking French bulldog. Dude,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: that thing's having trouble breathing.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I think's having way more trouble breathing than I am.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: A little bit considerate. One time you could have watched.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You could have fucking wedged your phone in the back
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: of the French bulldog's neck folds or something like that
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: and been able to kill two birds with one.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I know that's actually not a bad idea. I was
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: resting it on its paw.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I gotta believe that if Sass had been part of
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Michael Vick's crew, he would have been the one holding
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: them underwater.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: He would be like, what's a more creative way that
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: we could do this?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Boys?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not having enough fun with our our executions.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: I like dogs You'll probably be holding it underwater with
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: one hand and then patting it with the other.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, trying to lull it into a sense of security.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like dogs. I have I have two dogs.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: My sister has two dogs. So every time I'm home
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: and with four dogs, it's a lot of fucking dogs.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: You told me yesterday that you don't you bathe your
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: dogs once every three years?
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: That is probably not every once. I'm also never home,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: so I don't know how much we bathe them, but
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I remember growing up we weren't bathing them every week.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: That doesn't sound like the behavior of someone who loves dogs.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: How often do you bathe your dogs once a week?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Probably that's crazy. Yeah, because you boys are city scum.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: What do you mean city scum? I don't want the
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: dogs to be city scum.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: No stinky out.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: On the farm.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: You gotta let them run free, no color filth. We
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: need to bathe the dogs more when we're out in
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: the country.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Really. Yeah, those fucking dogs going by right now? Or
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: is that a gaggle of high schoolers? It's probably a
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: combination of both. What time is it, Yeah, it's three
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: high schoolers. Go check it out. Francis, what do you see, boy?
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Hey boy, what do you see?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Boy?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: What's that out there that doesn't open? And neither does that? No,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: don't that's sealed shut. Don't open it. Well, that one's
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: fully sealed shut too. That one you can't open.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: So one of them must be a little bit open up, all.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Right, don't break the window. I promise you. It doesn't open. No,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: it's it's painted over.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: No.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I think you could have been able to get that
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: one's never been able to open. The big one opens,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: but I sealed it shuts at the critters couldn't get in.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I could get that open.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Well, the critters were getting in. I thought they were
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: getting in from there, but I don't think they were.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I think they were getting in from the kitchen. But no, critters, dude.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Every time I come home from like a week at home,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: every time I come back to the city, I'm expecting
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: it to just be fucking like the mice, like that
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: singing in the Wolf of Wall Street where Marco Robbie
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: comes home and there's the gay orgy happening in her apartment.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I expect to be happening with mice in
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: my apartment. I'm gonna get home, there's just gonna be
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: thousands of mice all over the place.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just gay, gay, little fucking rats running train on
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I always thinking the mice as the girls and the
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: rats as the boys.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: You think rats mice? Or is it like what would
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: they make.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Rats actually eat mice?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: No?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I looked it up because I looked it up
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: and I was like a rats and mice like friends. Yeah,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: you think that they have very similar habits.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: If it were to become a baby, would it be
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: called a rice or a mat Wow?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Matt Rice? Who's special was incredible?
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Thing?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: You didn't watch it? I did watch it. I loved it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Top comic mat Rice? No, I didn't watch it. Are
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: you giving him top Comic for the year? No, but
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I I don't know. I didn't watch it. I'd know
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: his fans got really mad about it, and you know,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: you know you got the wrong fan base when they're
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: thrown out ship they were so he made apparently he
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: made a domestic violence joke, and anytime that that, the
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Twitter mob is is like, uh, shortening, I forget what
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: the word is. When they're when they're they're calling it DV.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: They're like, he made a DV.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Joke, abbreviating Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: When they're abbreviating ship like that, you know you're in trouble.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I guess someone calls it a d V joke because
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: that means you're fuck.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Because the whole word is a trigger word. The whole
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: word basically committing what it is that's committing domestic call
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: sexual assault, essay they do. I swear to God, these
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: poor South Africans. Dude, imagine committing an essay and essay.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Here's a question about domestic violence. Is it still domestic
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: violence if it happens outside of the home.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe that turns into battery.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Hmmm, Like even if the couple's together.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: No, truly, it's definitely still domestic I think if it's
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: anywhere any if it's a couple, it's I think it's
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: more about the domestic partnership.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's about.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: It.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: That's another knockdown in but noign details.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: But they went on a date with someone once and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: then you just got into a fucking brawl with them.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Is that domestic violence?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Or is that just like you just imagine someone and.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: They're like, I can't believe you committedstmestic violence And he
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: was like, we hadn't even had the conversation. What about.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: There was no one saying I couldn't do that.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: It's definitely not if you're Dana White. No, if you're
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Dana White, you just do it. And then just going
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: busting with the boy.
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's getting pounding each other's faces, and you're like, like,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I think we should just keep our options open.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you are you anyone else?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I mean label. I had a gay dude tell me
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: that him and his boyfriend. I don't know if we
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: talked about this before, but that him and his boyfriend
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: broke up and they just brawled and then they and
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: then they just yeah, I know, I didn't know if
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: we were allowed to say that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: He said it on he said it on podcast.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Okay. Gay pat told me that that he him and
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: his boyfriend got they broke up and they got into
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: a full on brawl and then we're just like all right, so.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's got way better reach than his boyfriend.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be a good way to end a relationship, though,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: it's got to be cathartic, just smashing each other's skulls
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: through the drywall. And then once you get tired, you're like,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: all right, I'm gonna grab my phone charger before I leave.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: They're probably you want to one, you want to one
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: last time? Yeah?
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: How I think domestic violence is another crime that women
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: cannot commit, right, of course, not pretty much. Solo did,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: by the Oh but that solo ship out of her husband.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Oh was it on a man?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I thought her so might not? I thought
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking of Britney Grinder. Because Britney Grinder got in
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: for beating up her girlfriend, or they got they fought
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Britney Grinder is not someone I would want to get
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: in a fight with. Reach Is would be over there,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: she'd be now on upper.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: She beat up her husband, her man, her boyfriend.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: He was like crawling through the gutter like blood Solo.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy balls, Is that right? Apparently he threw
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: out one of her weed carts.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Really, those can give you, Britney Grinder, those can put
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: you in the Oh okay, yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Because she went to prison for the weak cards. I
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: was I thought you were talking about Hope Solo. So
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I was we were flipping back and forth between Solo
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: and Grinder.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Asa Kira said that she used to get in fights
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: with her her boyfriend at the time, and she would
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: like throw out ounces of his weed and like flush
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: them down the toilet.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: No, that's me, that's a that's a waste of money.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: That's bully.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's such bullying, like fucking hide them or something
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: like that, just throwing them down the toilet. That's the
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: toxic type of fighting that only a porn star can
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: get away with. That's just insane. But I guess that's
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: what you're signing up for. You're right, though, francis a man.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: A man cannot experience that at the hands of the moment.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: He can't really Yeah that and and so talk to
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Hope solos Man.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, well this is my question. Right, So then how
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: big and how big does the woman need to be?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: She needs to be a pa professional.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: For you as a man to actually say like I
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: was beaten up, I feared for my life and then
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: and then to take your side means it need to be.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, well, think about this, if you if your
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: wife decided that she was gonna start fucking just destroying you, physically,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: you probably wouldn't. You'd probably just take it. You probably
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be fucking lining up headshots on your way. So
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: then that's a case where you're like, that's domestic violence
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: and that's the women's fault.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Just take it.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you just take it, I think that's a
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: domestic violence charge on the way.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I just feel like the court's not going to care.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, come on, dude, look at the well,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: what did you do.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she had a good reason. Yeah, you didn't know.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: It was your half anniversary.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Come on, you were asking for it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: It's my half birthday. To day.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: For you see a guy in some fucking size siic
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: skinny jeans, you know he's asking for you know, he's
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: begging for a nice hot domestic charge.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I've never understood that joke, to be fully honest, I
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: don't know what size six skinny jeans are.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well size six is that tight theoretically on the
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: larger side, but it's not though.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, for the purpose of the joke, it would
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: make more sense if they were bigger jeans sorry, size fourteen. Yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: The idea is that they're skinny jeans, so they're extremely
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: extremely tight, but they are being worn by a woman who,
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: in his mind is a bigger woman.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: All right, I six is perfect, insane joke.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna let you.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Have you ever listened to when Dave went on Bill
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Burr's podcast and they talked about that. No, it's very funny.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Oh that's cool. It's even years ago.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really old more what you're saying, Dave, Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: that's funny as hell.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: So anyway, these guys come over to my house and
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I have a new dog. Yep, yeah, I got a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: new dog. It's called Josie.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Josee is on a vacation far away.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Is that what that song is?
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh that's awesome cause there's Josie and the Pussycats
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and there's a I just found out there's a Blink
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: winning two songs about Josie.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: There's also Smith's have a song about Josie, and I
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: think Rush does too. Fuck the Smiths. The Smiths are great, dude.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you don't like the Smiths. I have a
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: shirt that says the Smith's on it that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: I'd like to get back to what Roan was talking about. Yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: before you went elsewhere.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: But the only way that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Uh So, these guys came over my house and the
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: dog just had the most explosive and violent.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Diarrhea as soon as I walked in the door. Yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: just like right on the carpet. It just like hot
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: lava came out and it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Was It was a little bit distracting, but probably pretty
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: funny to see me just running around like just scream it,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: literally screaming at the at the top of my lungs,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: not screaming at the dog, just screaming like, oh my god,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I can't believe what the fuck is happening right.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Now when you're in the other room and it was
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: happening in real time. I was laughing really hard because we.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Have a guest bedroom that we have made into the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: dog's pea pad room, and the dog tried to poop
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: on the pea pads, but it backed up against like this,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: like basically a fence that we set up in the room,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and so it was over a peepad, but the angle,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the angle that it was at, had exit velocity that
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: was literally sending it through the fence over the fence
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: like basically like you losing control of your dick earlier,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: like a fire hose is just going in every direction.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like even the sounds that were
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: coming out.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Of It's gonna be crazy to be a doll. But
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine losing control of my asshole. That's a
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: whole different fucking level. Imagine you're shitting and you just
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: lose the grip and it's just spraying everywhere.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: It was like.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Hissing, Yeah, like too much pressure, like my radiator.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: A radiator like they've seen in the Fast movie where
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: they fly the tanks by firing them in the air
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: and it sends them the other way.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It was exactly like the one of the Fast movies.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But it was a fun weekend and honestly the funnest part.
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: Hey, this is Ria from Chicks in the Office and
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: this season we're heading home for the holidays with Abercombie
• 26:55
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• 26:58
  Speaker 10: get chaotic on stop plans. Abercrombie has the pieces to
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: curate your perfect seasonal wardrobe, sweaters and denham for casual plans,
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: party dresses for nights out, and comfy matching sets for
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: everything in between. Keep the chaos cute. This season, in
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Abercrombie shot their new holiday outfits in the app online
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: or in stores dot com.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: But I mean we're talking about the og pizza one.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: So you know that stuff is good. Yeah, that's bomb ass, dancass.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: You know that stuff is good. Oh yeah, I crushed
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: that pie last night. I came home and I had
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: the whole I finished the rest of it, did you ask?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: But that was a little mini pie. Yeah, and I
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: was hungry. I didn't get any of the wings. Those
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: were two sauce.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: I fork.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: It was actually a bad move of you to get
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: uh Papa Jays in the middle of Brooklyn. Why, because
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: there's like you're at the nexus of good pizza.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was saying this earlier. You guys lived
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: down a dirt road, so it takes the bikers in
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: the fucking Carrs an hour to get there.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we live off a dusty trail in Brooklyn.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Seriously, it's like they like, I order a pizza, it
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: would be here in five minutes. The Papa John's was
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: the closest thing. Everything else was like forty five minutes
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: to an hour, an hour.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: And half away. Lived in our building for a lot
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: of years.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Now, I didn't know that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Do you think she lives at the end of a
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: dirt road in Brooklyn.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to escape all the fucking Papa Rozza.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Do you ever see Love and Other Drugs?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: No?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: How about that?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: How about uh miss congeniality that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Oh you're thinking of the devil Wear's product.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Products, Princess Diaries. Yes, Princess Diary.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Breakout what they're fulls? He heard her? You're saying heard
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: to me saying it means that you agree.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying full heard.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Now you can't heard yourself heard heard. It's just simply
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: not a.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Frontal nudity in half of her movies that.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Princess's Diary was a banger.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: All the sheep in the herd.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Who I liked in Princess Diaries was the secure her
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: security guard. Trivia. Here's a little bit of trivia. Isn't
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: the dude from Breaking Bad Brian Cranston. No, I think
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: it's Michael Caine.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it is Michael Kane Or are we
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: thinking of Michael Caine?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know who it is.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: What was the name of the fictional country that she
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: lived in.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Which I didn't know she lived in a fictional country?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Brooklyn? No, our apartment dirt road.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: She was the princess of Genovia.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Genova.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: That was real.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a security company or like an insurance company.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Well Kovia, yeah, Genovia, Or that's a bank via I think, oh,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: sounds like a bank. Genovia could be a bank, or
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like a Belgian chocolate company, Genovia Chocolates.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you guys have seen those movies. I feel
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: like those are more my age time.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: I watched it on a bus.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a good bus bus movie. What were
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: you going to look across tournament or something.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: No, we were I used to take the bus from
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: school home and then you watched it from Boston all
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: the way back to Maine.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Was playing on the on the bus seats.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: That was back when the buses had like one, you know,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: a TV every four or five rows that did show
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: one movie. And they showed princess diaries.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: That was awesome. They used to have it on planes too,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: and you just plug your you plug your headphones into
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: the seat.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, you may be too young to remember. I do
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: you remember there was a time when there were planes,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Like if you took an international flight and there'd be
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: there'd be a movie and I, yeah, there'd be a
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: movie every like four or five seats. Yeah, and you'd
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: have to plug your headphones in to the to listen
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: to it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I just said that.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: What this reminds me of planes when like every like
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: say sixth, fifth, fourth seat, there's like a monitor and
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you have to put your headphone, you like plug your
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: headphone jack.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: And they would tell you which channel, because one channel
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: would be like music jazz.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: You're the only one who I have you guys on
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: the SAT, so I can't even hear then. But then
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: you guys are putting out mid right now.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: This section scene that was right before, like let's say
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: business class, they wouldn't have the t the one in
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: the middle would have a big TV on the I
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: didn't even know that they'd have the big TV.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: The flights I was flying when I was younger was
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: we never flew on long flights, so we were always
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: going to Chicago, so it would always be the CRJ
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: nine hundred.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Does it worry you when you get on to me?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Like Delta flights, I can tell how new the plane
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: is based on the type of TV screen they have
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: in the headpress and which games they have because they have.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: The newer planes have an even better version of chess,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: and the newest planes in the Delta fleet have Bluetooth
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: connectivity really for the headphones.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: For the headphones, that's all I've seen that though.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: That's huge, it's amazing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: That's actually one of the main reasons I don't watch
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: movies on planes because I can't use my AirPods exactly,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: so I need my noise canceling. But I put the
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: AirPod inside or no, I put the wired headphones inside
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: of an over earm that is smart. That really money
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: moves heard heard heard, but I also heard to Okay,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I bought.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: An adapter that you can add the Bluetooth to. But
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the fact that they're having the blue tooth, I mean,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: they just have to assume that everybody has Bluetooth.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: So you've got one of those little things that you
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: plug into.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: The thing dangles like a little dangle dole.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Those things like their hair follicles.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I've never even heard of these.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I lose them like follicles.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Like hangs off.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You like plug it into the jacket, hangs off, and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: you can sink Bluetooth.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: With it, so you're just dangling. It's like when you
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: thinking of dongle.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's like no, this is it dangles, but it's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: not a It's like a dongle.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: It's like a dongle. A dongle is like what you
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: would use to plug your old headphones into.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: It was like connected, like you put.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think it. Would you would pluge iPhone?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, plug into the base of an iPhone a little
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: fucking slot.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: This is a good podcast, and right here this is
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: ass just describing what a dongle is. You're you're pretty
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: much what you would do.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: I think you gave up too soon. You were just
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: about to get to something good there.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: We were, we were coming across something strong. There's something there.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: We'll rework, we'll reworkshop.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: That's your go to drink when you're not having an
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: alcoholic beverage on a plane, what do you get to seek?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Or about water? About you run g a ginger? Al? Yes, sir,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: that's a good one, dude.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: It used to be bloody Mary mix, but then like
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that's seventy eight percent of your daily salt content.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're basically frank the tank.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: If you're having a bloody Marry.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Mix, let's try as well.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Lick a brick of salt like you're a fucking donkey.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Bloody Mary mix is heavy on the set. You really
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: can't drink more than two bloody Mary's. I had those
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: two when we were flying a San Francisco and I
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: had a on the plane brutal headache.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I can't even drink a bloody Mary mixed with vodka
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: on the plane. Like putting vodka and it is turns
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it into a disgusting drink.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I like it like I like a high end bloody Mary,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: like you stick a chicken wing out of the time.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: I hate that ship. Just give me the mix and
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: the vodka. I don't need a fucking bacon and celery.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: And price is doing that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: That means they're making their own bloody Mary.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: No that and there.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: There's probably like tradish, there's probably like a well mailer.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: A human finger just lingering in the.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Ship is nice, dude. I want to I want a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: homemade bloody Marry mix. I don't want some fucking canned
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: mops bloody Merry mix that's more likely to have a
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: finger in it. Some fucking poor factory worker.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: You ever slam a vight here and there? Sometimes I'll
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: go to a bodega and just pick up a vight
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: crush it. Love a viate so much veggies in it too,
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: so healthy.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Nutrient deficient because there's those ships do not taste good.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Your body must need vestables. So I've always liked and
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: everyone always says that they don't like it. Yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Good. There was a time when the Via was coming
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: out with other juices, so terrible for those, Yeah, the
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: fruity one. Those were bad, but they thought we thought
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: they were healthy.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just sugar. They're probably more sugar than like a
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: can of cocaine.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Drink on the plane is an apple juice.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Apple juice is good. I actually had on with the.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Little girl next to me to make sure her dad
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: knows it's okay for her to come into the men's
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: bathroom with.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Two for the apple juice. Please, you've got your hands
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: to yourself. Watch the movie.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: You probably don't even have to go.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You don't even unplug your dongle. And now we've come
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: back full circle. I'm glad we what a dongle was.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Yep, it all comes around to pedophilia. It all comes
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: back to Francis being a pedophia. Always.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: There's always something funny about.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Pedophilia is hilarious. That's so funny. Dude bringing another bringing
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: a kid into the into the airplane bathroom.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Hey, you're enjoying it, but and he's on the aisle,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: so you used to climb over him to take it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: It'll be your tail or.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Are your a couple roads back? Hey, you sit down,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: you sit down me full time parent. I can't even
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: imagine you sit you relax.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: You probably like full time Parentsing is probably hard enough
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: where it like you probably be like, yeah, what.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Are the chances?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I know there's a fifty to fifty chance that he's
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: just a good guy. I'm willing to roll the dice
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: on this one.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that there's not beast gealitists the way that
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: there are pedophiles.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: There are, but no one. I don't think people care.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: But you don't have to worry about your dog getting
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like like when you take your dog to like a
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: dog walker, a dog sitter, like a dog walker. They
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: have to be some of the creepier individuals that are
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: walking around.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say there's probably a good amount of
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: dudes out there. They're probably is not dog is like
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: top of the line, like if you fuck a dog,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: people get mad. If you fuck a deer, no one cares.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: If you go out into the woods one day and
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: you just start laying pipe. Again, it's a deer, because
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of like another animal that you would see. Fuck,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: what the why would you you thought a ship? You're like, bro,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: no one carefy, But it's true. They wouldn't do. People
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: people hit deers with their cars all the time, you
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: don't think. And someone's ever thrown it in the back
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: of the truck found a little dead one.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: You're telling me a narcoleptic betelogy, dude.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I bet, I bet like eighty. I bet it's a
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: shocking high amount of hunters finishing.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how'd you get that lime disease? I forgot to
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: wrap up?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Fuck the deer.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Hold on a second, I was gonna say that. I
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: think if, if, if you get caught for Best Reality,
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: there should be there could be a a sort of
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: like a different set of punishment for that. You know,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: if you get caught for pedophilia, it's like you get
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: put on the sex offenders Registry.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Really, ad if if we if we got we got
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: people for Best Reality, I almost think there could be
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: a thing where it's like, yeah, we send them out
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: in the wild with just like a knife, and.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's like, that's like sending a serial killer to
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: like a sorority house. No, the dream come true.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Grizzly Country, Grizzly Country, some of the dying wish.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: The by myself.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Someplace, and it's like, if you can catch this animal,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: you get to fuck it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but dude, I bet best reality. I bet that's
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: like they like they know what they're doing. They've been
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: around the block. He could like, if your top if
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: you're a top dog, if you're dude, if you're if
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: you're such a p if you're if you I don't
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: know what is the right word to use here, if
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: you're a bestiality pro like, if you've been around the
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: block so many times that is caught onto the public,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: if the food exact, Dude, it's it's probably pretty easy
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: to fuck an animal and get away with it. And
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: exactly if you fucked enough animals that someone found out
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: and taught you, you've probably fucked so many animals that
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: you've built like a bond, Like you're like Cinderella where
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: you're just talking to the animals I don't know if.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: It works. I don't think that's how it works.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I bet that there is an argument that people who
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: do best reality could make that a vegan who does
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: best reality is more ethical than a hunter because they're like,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just fucking it. You're killing and eating it. Jeffrey Domer,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that's psycho is a good point, like love to it. Yeah,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: you're fucking eating its flesh, both hinged.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Off.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: You know, you know a lot of people like to
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: say you know a lot of people like to say,
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: I hope when I die get reincarnated as a dog.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Imagine if you got reincarnated as the one dog that
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: gets fucked by its owner constantly.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I would say, best friend, that man's lover, dude, beast.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Reality is probably one of the worst things. Like I
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: would rather get caught murdering someone and like, like, say
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: you get caught murdering someone, you go to prison for
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: however long you get off early you're like sixty. People
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: are like, well he had a fucking rough upbringing, blah blah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: If you get caught fucking an animal and you got
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: to like go back home for Thanksgiving, everyone's looking at
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: you like, yeah they are, But I also bringing their
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: dog closer to them. Dude, I think keep the turkey
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: away from him.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You make a good point, though, It's like, Okay, you
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: get caught sucking a dog, everyone hates you. If you
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: get caught fucking a mountain lion, there's respect, there's respect,
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: there's a begrudging respect. It's like, well, that's not my thing,
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: but now I need to hear the story of how
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: you did that, and.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: It's I agree with that. I agree with that fully.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy that the ethical onus is on the
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: human to not fuck the mountain lion, because what if
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the mountain lion truly seduces the human? What if the
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: mountain lion is giving it like cat eyes And you're like, dude,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I was literally seduced.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: By this mountain lion I had. It's on us to
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: be the ones that are like so ethical that we
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: won't do it. But it's not on them at all,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Like they bear no like they bear no brunt of this.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: What's the animal where like, let's say you found out
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know your dad had fucked an animal. What's
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: the one the species where you're most Yeah, best case.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: It takes like a couple of years, but you start
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: to accept him again. Is a sheep, I would say horse.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Nor horse is tough.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: That means you're getting blown the fuck out. What are
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you saying fuck or fuck by?
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I thought we were saying, like they fucked the end.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Topping topping the end.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, I think that there's been
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: videos of goats where they're they're like, people are like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: hold on like the goats, like I.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Think like asses.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I think it's like you're a lonely shepherd in the
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: middle of the you know what I mean?
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Just or what about like a gorilla? They have the
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: human like features.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: It's the closest thing on the evolutionary chart, right because
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: then you're like, well, they had five fingers. They gave
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: me a proper hand job.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, you know that whole thing where it's like
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: it's like you're around a group of people for long
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: enough and some suddenly, some people that you didn't initially
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: find attractive they start becoming attractive.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: The thing literally cut my balls with one hand. They
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: had the same technique that my less hairy girlfriend did.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Like you could probably get a hickey from a I bet.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: You a female chimpanzee nose to cover its teeth with
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: its lips while blowing human hand.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, dude. If you went out into the woods
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: for like for like two nights and you and the
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: gorillas were partying, like drinking, yeah, dude, there's no way
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: you're going two nights without sucking one of those gorillas
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: that at that end of the night they all fuck.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: If you brought like a couple of handles of Captain
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Morgan out and you're just like getting absolutely ship faced.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Like how they can put down a banana in the
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: wild and you're like, holy ship, like whittling a dildell. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: if that was my penis.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, Yeah, well, this portion of the
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: podcast is brought a throng of gorillas drinking a bunch
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: of pie wines and starting to.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Say that was our weekend recap. I mean, what animals
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: did you guys see fun when you were out in
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: South Africa? Lions, Lions, lions, Actually I would but lions
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: because there's that one lion and lion came that everyone
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: always makes jokes about that it's attractive. Nala nala, right,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: that's in the woods heard or man.
• 44:03
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• 44:06
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• 44:22
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• 44:25
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• 44:25
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  Speaker 3: Is that real thing or what's the one?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Uh? What's the law that you could never uh you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: could never touch something because you're always cutting the distance
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: between everything in half.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that a thing? Yeah?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: That is too fuck. I'm trying to.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Think of some some shit that Harry can come back
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: in and just be like, hey.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: What's the well. I mean, the one from Interstellar is great.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Murphy's law, Murphy's anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think it's like it's been becomes more cynical,
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: but I think it's more actually like whatever can happen
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: will happen, And it's not supposed to just be bad stuff.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Right, Like that's the negative part of it. But anything
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: that can go right will go right.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's what's.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Zeno's paradox I'm thinking of Zeno's paradox, a set of
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: four paradox is dealing with the counterintuitive aspects of continuous
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: space and time.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's tough.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: That's a complicated one.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: That's tough for me to get.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Achilles goes to an infinite number of places in an
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: actually infinite number of okay, yeah, to catch a tortoise.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't fucking wrap.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Half.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: You never get there because you're halfway, halfway, halfway half.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: That's that's one that was in like a movie called
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: i Q.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That was Walter Matholl playing Albert Einstein. Meg Ryan was
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: in it. You guys know who Delilah is, the radio lady?
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: I remember that? Was that a romance person?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: She's like the romance ladies Wait at night. She's syndicated
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: on like five channels and she's like, hey, guys, like,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: here's a song queued up for you.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Love can be hard and she do you know that?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: That bitch who gives?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: She lectures all of America on love and romance.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: She's been divorced.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Cooper's basically like grown up, grown ass Alex Cooper. This
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: lady started her career in nineteen eighty four when she
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: was like in her twenties, so basically Alex Cooper. So Alex,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: And now she's in her sixties or some shit, and like,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: so imagine Alex Cooper in her sixties still just talking
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: about the same shit, which she will be, definitely. But
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: this woman has been divorced four times. She's lecturing all
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: of America in love. She also has had fifteen kids,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: what twelve of them adopted and three of them have
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: committed or have died.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Wow, which is too much? What was the difference there?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Because one of the things he were about to say
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: is a lot different than them dying.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I think maybe one of one or two, one
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: or two committed. The committed s a side. It's a
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: word I don't even want to say, because I don't
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: want matt Rice's fans descending on me, you know what
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I mean? Her, We're like basically like nesting dolls right now.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm low, you're right in the middle.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Francis is the tallest, I'm the tall. Francis is the
• 48:08
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• 48:11
  Speaker 3: behind it. We get a little like waterfall action going on.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I will say I'm very worried about my posture on
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: the what's it called on the video that we recorded
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: in the office today. I think my posture was extremely bad,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: and I think it's going to show because you were
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: sitting in a stool, sitting in a posture in a stool.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: When I sit on a stool, I go full shrimp. Yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: fucking my chin is touching my knees.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you turn into a sea clam shrimp it Upperson, Yeah,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you do.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: And that's probably why your dick is just fucking losing
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: absolute control of it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Sow.
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  Speaker 3: I had full control when I was in the bathroom
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: just now, really, but yeah, you just pissed. Why are
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: you pissing so much? Because I drank a lot of
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: water at the office that's going to break. If you
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: break my couch, I'll fucking kill you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I don't think you will.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I will.
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  Speaker 4: You'd just be like, oh no, let's get another one.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: I won't. This cotches a lot of money.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: How much a lot?
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Like like two grand now one grand. It's a lot
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: of money he had off of this. You're gonna ruin it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: He told me to get up.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Did Yeah.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I thought it was creating a funny visual dude. I
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: thought that it was creating like a nice tic tac
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: toe type of situation.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: This isn't a visual podcast, it's an audio podcast.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: The Lord of the Rings again, all of them?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Really, how was it? I've never seen any of them.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Oh it's good, man, it's really solid.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm not a huge, you know, fantasy guy.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Fantasy guy, but it was good. Although the Merlin character
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: he confuses rings, it's not. Again. What confuses me about
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: him is why he doesn't use his magic more.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I I completely empathize any magic movie where it's like
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: there's someone like there's like poor people in magic movies,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: we're like in fucking Harry Potter, Like someone doesn't have
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: like nice clothes or fucking enough food. It's like makes
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: them out of fucking magic. Then you fucking goofball, Like
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: why why not just fucking use your magic at all times?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, they could use it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Sometimes he's fighting orcs hand to hand combat, and then
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: there are other times where he like summons fucking the
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: trees to come fight with him, and you're like, wait
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: a minute, dude, you had that in the bag.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: And you're brawling, You're like getting punched in the eye.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: There's a scene where they he goes out to get
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: a bunch of the bad dinosaur bird things away from
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: like the soldiers that are on his team coming home
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: to he's trying to fight them up, and he rides
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: out with his staff and he shines this gigantic light
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: and they all fly off. It's like, dude, why didn't
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: you do that when you were in the trenches doing
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: taekwon do against orcs?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: That is goofy as hell. I've also never finished one
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: of those movies, though I always try to start, and
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: it's like I just cannot keep focused on this.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: When Fantasy Dragons, when you guys watch those magic movies,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: like like, uh, Harry Potter and ship like that.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I did watch Harry Potter the other morning because I'm
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: waking up at six now with the.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Star Sci Fi channel. Unbelievable, just so I threw on
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: the Goblet of Fire the other unbelieve swat ass.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: So he looked. Girls went nuts for him. There was
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: a girl in my class that had to pin up.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: She like ripped out a piece of piece from a
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know magazine and putting the inside of her locker.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: And then she had Usher too, holding his shirt up
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: and showing his abs.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I remember that poster.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Usher, Yeah, I know people actually did that. We
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: never were allowed to do that, so I always assumed
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: it was just like a Disney Channel thing, like putting
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: it in your locker. She did it, that's funny. She
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: should do that, or the or the So what were
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: we about to say? When I was little, I used
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: to watch like Harry Potter than Wizards of Waverley Place
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: was very big when I was a young one, and
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I would be like, I would get like genuinely angry
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: that I couldn't do magic.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Did you ever try?
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: No?
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Because I knew it would never Like I would like
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: have dreams where I had a magic wand all this,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: and I would wake up and I would be like, fuck, dude, you.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Ever did you ever go out into the woods though,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: after watching Star Wars and hold your hand out at
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: a tree? Yeah, and try to do the force? Yeah?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: But I never got it with the force as much
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: as I did with the magic like I do. Just
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: like in Wizards Waverley Place, they'd just be like, I
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: want to fucking Sunday and they just Sunday's aw.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: That's crazy though, because you weren't like for me. When
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: I went and tried to do it with the trees
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: using the Force, I actually stilled my mind. I sort
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: of tried to do some breathing exercises, and I was
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: very patient with it. I held my hand out for
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: a long time.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Really, I did like the remote thing, like the old meme.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I tried that here and there, but nothing.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, it sounds like you wanted immediate gratification.
• 53:05
  Speaker 11: I did.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: You weren't ready to work at your craft.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: You want on a Sunday like that to appear, whereas
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I actually took the time to learn it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I used to like I used to do it in church.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I would like stare at people and be like, can
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I make him like move? And then like sometimes people
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: would like look to the side, and I'd be like.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just looked over and saw you just fucking
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: eyeing them.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Down, just trying to force them to move with my mind.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: It is a great It is a great thought.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Having a good dream that just ends like that is
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: the worst feeling. Like a dream where you're fucking flying
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: and ship.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: It's too bad.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I never have dreams like that where I'm flying or
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I can go to outer space. All my dreams are
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: ridiculously practical.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: I had a dream that I was dating Sydney Sweeney,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: and then I woke up and I was genuinely angry.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I remember this like mad, I believe you've talked about it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pisses you off. Oh dude, think about it every
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: night before I go to bed.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: I think Sidney's Sweeney is pretty pretty cool. Yeah, me too,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: if you're into her hotel type into that stuff. Pretty
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: hot for a girl, for.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: A girl, not for an animal, though she's no lion
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: if she was a zebra.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Do you think of best reality at pro would look
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: at Sydney Sweeney and be like, not enough hand, I
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: don't get all the hype.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Where's the fur?
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Only two legs. You don't even have to lift her
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: tail up.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I'm noticing her lack of fangs.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit off putting her into indo skeleton.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: What's the skeleton on the inside, the opposite of an exoskeleton?
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I don't it's probably an indo skeleton skeleton and no endo.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: That's gotta be what it is what I've been smoking do.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: But whenever I watch Harry Potter, I'm always just like,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Valdemoret is such a fucking bit. Oh yeah, I hate
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: he's getting like douced up by it, like eight basically
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: an eight year old, yeah, like a little boy like
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: keeps on foiling him.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Movie after movie after movie, most because he's the chosen one,
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: but he'll just like.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Get him like one on one and he'll be like,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my time this time, and I'm really
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking torture him, and then like he gets that
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: slips out of the grass and he's like blast, yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: how has this happened again?
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Bit?
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: The original is just him getting fucked up by a
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: newborn baby, yeah, which was like.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but necessarily the original that's just a flashback. That's
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: just a bit.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, I mean their original duel is when
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Harry Potter was a baby and.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Right, but kill it was Lily Potter's love that protected Harry.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like if you just ditched the
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: whole magic thing, he probably would have been pretty easy
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: to take it. Like if Faldemore was just like, oh shit,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I actually don't even need to use magic to kill this,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: put mine down and like yeah, yeah, you just take
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: a pillow and just go, Like that should be the
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: flashback to do this.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: The analogy.
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: It just like leave the baby there, yeah, for two hours, Like,
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: just leave some legos out, put the baby on its stomach.
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: The boy who lived is gonna be fucking cooked by
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: a single erector, say, by an open window and one.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Crawl around, throw one lego in that crib.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah done.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: But instead he's like trying to use He's like his
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: magic won't work. Yeah, He's like it's it's an ancient magic.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: I should have seen it.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Love. It's like no, like you leave it with like
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: a newspaper bag and it'll fucking kill itself. Probably a
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: single plastic bag will end this baby have seeds probably
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just like random and infant and random infant death would
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: probably do it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Have you guys been Have you guys seen this trend
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: that parents are doing where they will have like a
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: friend of theirs dressed up as the Grinch and coming
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: on Christmas. It's care the and the comments are all
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: like this is traumatized, dude. I think those videos are
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen. Why, dude, let
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: me show you why do you love to see a
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: little kid? Let me show you guys, dude. I'll put
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: it up on the screen so we can watch, so
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: they can, so the viewer can see it. But it
• 57:17
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think it's that funny.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's so kid like scream traumatizing a young child.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I don't they're not traumatizing. They literally what it is
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: that literally a year later, the kids seemed to like, ouh,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: the Grinch isn't real, or that was gonna.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Be looking for green animals to fuck because he's been
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: conditioned into thinking that's the intruder. I need to tame
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: this thing.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that you're right, you might be right how it
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: starts or the like.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: This underlying distrust of like intruders and ship like that,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: like there's gonna be the video is so funny.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: The kids are fucking badass for fighting him. One kid
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: is so yeah, he'll probably kill someone at some point.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: In like, if it was really the Grinch, he would
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: he would drag him outside and fucking the Grinch.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Drown kids for sure.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Let's say, Uh, you're sleeping in your home, Yeah, and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: you hear your door open and there's an intruder in
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: the house. What weapon are you getting right like in
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: my apartment right now? Yeah, you're but you're in your
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: that's tricky for you. Yeah, there's nowhere you can go.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: I mean you're gonna have to just face him immediately
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: because it places.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Honestly, dude, maybe take one of these microphones with the
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: cord on it, get a little, get a little like
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: a mace. I mean, I don't have much to work. No, totally,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: You're like that scenario is like the edge of my laptop.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Can you Roan think like, yeah, what what you Roan has?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, the shapes lying around his apartment that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: are just made concrete that's my best bed is like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: breaking the shape I was shape like shapes. My wife
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: just like buys shapes.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Shape like the decorative shapes that they had, Like they're
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: the most fears and triangle fear statues. You could call
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: them statues.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: They're not even statues though, they're like decorps shapes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, when we were moving, I had them like lined
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: up in a row and there's it's preposterous how many
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: shapes this woman.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Has been around. Next time you're out around or something,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: it could.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Be it could be a port key if we're talking
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Harry Bottle ship on that you might be transported to
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: another dimension. But some of them are like fucking like
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: curious knots, and some of them are just like an
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: oval with like a top and a bottom. Like there's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: just like some of them's just like a you, or
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: a fucking rainbow, or just a vessel or a fucking vase.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: It's so many fucking shapes. I didn't even think I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: had anything. Honestly, I could like pelt shapes at them
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: like a snowball fight.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: I could just have a stack of shapes and.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Just be throwing them at somebody because I have that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: many weird ass oblong shapes in.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: My What would you use?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: Well, this is why we're talking apartment though, not how
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I wanted to ask, is you know I guess if
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: I could get to my knife block, I have a
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: pretty good.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I don't don't know why I didn't think about knife yet.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Have a pretty good kitchen knife. It's a big knife. Yeah,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: I do too. But you know, the question becomes, how
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: would you would you? Would you feel okay stabbing somebody
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: someone with a knife now a knife fight.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Now you might not be really worried about it would
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: be my fingers cutting them getting like like slipping or
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: something and hurting my like I don't know, that would
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: freak me out. Also, I would not want to stab something.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: That's that's right, you see what I mean? Like the
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: feeling of all.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Stab them like you're as just as susceptible.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: How that should come in?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: That's why if I'm stabbing, I'm.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: Going like.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Michael Myers your backhanding. Would you slash? Would you guys
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: do any slash?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: I would probably slash. I feel like slash would hurt more.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: But then they're gonna hold their hands up. And this
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: is my point, Like you you cut someone's hand open,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: you see like sinew and tissue and tendon and stuff,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I would get you make you nauseous.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, you well, To be honest, none
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: of us would know how we would react. What if
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: you see that and all of a sudden you get
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: the hunger, Yeah, and then you cut next thing, you know,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: you put fucking seventy holes in this dude.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: There's a story George Harrison's house got broken into, Yeah,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: and his I think it was in New York and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: his wife, uh like smoked the dude in the head
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: with a baseball bat.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: And she talks about it in the documentary.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Uh, She's like, Oh, my dad always told me to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: follow through, so like I was just thinking about it
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: as it happened, like, make sure you follow through, and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: fucking just just hit him as hard as she could
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: with a follow through.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: Are you sure that's not the plot of Signs?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: Abigail bresl And is told make sure you follow through
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: from her dying mother who's pinned between the car and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: the tree. I don't. And it's a foretelling of when
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: the alien is in the house and she leaves her
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: water cups everywhere and she starts swinging at the water cups.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Is Signs based on George Harrison's wife, who could be
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: smoked an intruder well.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: George Harrison was the executive producer of Signs. Him and
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Shyamalan get together.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: It wasn't, by the way, the girl who swings the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: baseball bat. It's Joaquin Phoenix.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Oh really, faces and signs? Sure is never seen Signs.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Signs? Then? Forgive me? That joke fell flat?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Is it scary?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: I knew you weren't thinking of Signs.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I knew. I knew you knew I wasn't.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: But also, I've never seen and I've seen most of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Shamlan's work my grade school.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I think I guess sixth sense. Signs is number two. Really,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: it's absolutely number two?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Does it hold up? Scary? Though?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Absolutely? All right, maybe I'll watch that tonight. I think
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: you should watch it.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I'll watch it tonight. You're not ready to be spooked
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: like that? Actually, I watch horror movies, like I watched
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: like three horror movies a week.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: It's also, yeah, it's a horror movie. I would I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: would watch Signs. I would make sure you watch Signs.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Don't miss that. Twitch is pretty good too. Twitch the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: one where James McAvoy plays like nineteen different characters because
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: he has that personality. I think, so.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Split Switch Split is the one where that dude, Yeah,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: the personality one is that what you.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Said, isn't it?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Is that that's what that's called.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called split, and that's that's a three part trilogy.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because then it's like broken, Glass, Unbroken and
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Glass Pods.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: And then Unwritten I think is one of them too.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: No, that's Natasha betting Field.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: I'm taking betting I actually loved people hated that movie
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: when they when they become like superheroes.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about that one.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: That's the one where the first one is unbroken, I believe,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: and then Unbroken is definitely the first one. Is it
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: unbroken or is it broken? Unbroken is the fucking movie
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: with Louis. Unbreakable is what it's called, Bruce willis Unbroken?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Is that Louise? It's Louis Zamporini, right, Louis c K
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: had special Unbroken is the Louise Zamporini movie. He's the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: olympian who goes to the war and he gets stranded
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: on a boat and then he gets taken in.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: By like a before the book. Yeah, oh I read
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: that book. There was a part in that book. Do
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: you know that? Did you see that movie? Yeah?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: In the book.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Did you see the movie?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I did not.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Did you read the book What Unbroken?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: No, we had to read it in high school.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Did we talk about this? Now, there's that moment I've
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: said this somewhere. There's a moment where this war guy,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Louis Zamporini, I guess that's his name. They crash in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: a plane, the plane pilots, and they crashed into the ocean.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: They ditch and then they were drift in a small
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: dinghy and for for days, days and days and days
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: in the Pacific Ocean, and in the life raft is
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: one tin of rations. It's it's like a bar of chocolates,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: like three bars of chocolate, dark chocolate, which is meant
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: to be their sustenance for as long as they have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: no idea how long they're going to be at sea.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: And there's a guy in their group who has a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: voracious sweet tooth, which I relate to.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I know the scene.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: And they talk about him. They have like a nickname,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: they called him, like Pies McGee or something like this.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: That so yeah, lard ass, porky, so porky lardass there
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: in the mess.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Hall before they leave on the trip. All he eats
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: all day is pie. He just only eats desserts. He
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: lives on desserts.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Foreshadowing.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they crash, this is a true story. And
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: they crashed into the ocean there a drifted sea, and
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: they say okay. They open up the tin of chocolates
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: and they're like, okay, we have two bars. So each
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: day we're gonna everyone's gonna get a quarter of a square.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: And they're like, okay, good, that'll ast us. You know,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: thirty one days, we have this much water. Hopeful by
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: the end of this, like chocolate, someone will have seen us.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: And they all go to sleep that night. They wake
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: up the next morning, Yeah, and fat porky all of
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: the chocolate.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like all the.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: In the in the first night while they were asleep.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Did they kill him?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: H No, they I think they were mad. But he
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: like felt so bad, he was so ashamed. But I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: can so I can totally relate to that.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, if sugar is as strong and addicting as
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: as people say it is, you can't blame him.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Do you guys have sweet tooths?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, but I'm off the candy right now, and I've
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: been off the candy for like a month now. Probably
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: who's there, I'm off the gummies.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: He's staring right at us. He probably he's probably a guy.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: He's probably listened to the plot right now.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: We get him in here.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I have, I do have a nice sweet tooth i'd
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: rather enjoy, especially if I'm going out to dinner dessert.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not having dessert every night. I don't have pints
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: of ice cream laying around, but if I'm going out
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: to dinner, I want to complete.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: The really, I never I'm I'm. My problem is I'm
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: a I have a ship food tooth like dogs. The
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: ship tooth food tooth like like four beers. I'm going
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: home and I'm I'm waking up covered in Taco bell wrappers.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Damn, dude, that's yeah weak.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have even let you bring home that fucking
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Papa John's last night.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Now that there's no guilt involved, if I'm sober, well.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: You should have been guilty because that ship was disgusting.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: Because you think you have agency over what you're tuosing
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: to eat.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Because I yeah, I mean it's Sunday football. I'm gonna
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: have some slop. Slop it up, dude. On Saturday night,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: I go to bed and I go, I'm slopping it
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: up tomorrow.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting pizza, I'm getting wings. I was looking
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: forward to the slop. But I didn't even go that
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: hard on the slop. I crushed a couple of.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: What I had.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: One wing came came back home barely any wings left. Wings. Oh,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know you had one.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: I had one.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: That makes sense. So there was evan eight missing? Is
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: that crazy?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Is that going hard on the slot with these tiny
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: ass fucking the chicken was probably four days old.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that wings? Those were not the tiniest wings I've
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: ever were some of the worst wings I've ever had.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: You mad at him for eating your wings? No, he
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: hosted us.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: No, I asked him. I said, how many wings are
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: you gonna eat? Had eight?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: You got sixteen wings?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not had. I was just saying, you slapped
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: it up. I said, I didn't go that hard though.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: That's decent hard.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I think seven wings is not that bad, especially these
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: tiny ass bitch Papa John's wing.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: To do pizza and wings, that's really bad.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I did a whole pizza and one wing.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: You only need one wing.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't like those wings. They were not good
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: and by the time they got home they were probably
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: they were ice cold.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: I think all of us hanging out round stop as
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: we do, everybody can see in so where I feel
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: like I'm in a fish tanks.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: It is one hundred and fifty degrees in here.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: That thing does not quit.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: That thing is like that radiator. You could you could
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: save someone who's dying of COVID with that thing. That
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: is the life support one of those things that they
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: ran out of.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a big ass and it just makes it
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: pisses like this all day and then it shuts off
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: and it's fucking freezing.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Can we get it to shut You need to call
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: let's call your landlord about it.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I can't do There's nothing you can do
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: about that. That's how radiators work.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: They can drain them.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: I don't need them to draw.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Does it clank away?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: It clinks a little bit, but it more just does
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: that knob.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: But we could turn off the knob.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Brother, Not one, not one knob on a radiator has
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: ever worked.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: I don't agree. I think you can shut it down.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: When will this shit be obsolete and they'll have to
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: do something else?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Considering that thing is probably from the before the Great
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Depression happened. Probably never, That's what I mean.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Like that is even just the design of it is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: so old looking.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: I've always wondered, what is the what is the little
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: butt plug on the top right? What does that thing?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: It's like it's a reading lamb.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Like a business class seat on air France?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Is that another knob? I thought you were talking about
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: the thing in the middle.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: I'm so hot. I need to take this planelong?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, we can end it anyway. We're already
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: having a good time.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: You're gonna end it prematurely like that.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: You want to end it now?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Bruh?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: You all try to get me to work overtime. We
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: gotta I mean, we have a we have a we
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: have to go back to the office and I gotta eat.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: We gotta go back.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: What we eat? I don't know. We should go to
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: get food somewhere, Would you gys want to sit down
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: somewhere and eat potent? Would have time to kill? Where
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: are we gonna go though? Get some slop slop it out? No,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get slop. I want to get
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: a nice something nice.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: It's a place that where we could have like a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: like a cut of fish.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: Francis, Oh my god, you guys are going so huge.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't eaten today. All I've had is half a
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: quest bar.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: No, you were eating other ship in a bag of
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I had a bag.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Of a smart food or skinny pop and you.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Had something else too. No, you had a conversation with
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Dave's true.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: This is the last episode of Son of a Boy Dad,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you got. It's been real. I played way too much.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: You're out of fucking pocket, seen heard.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Gotta stop playing like that? Unacceptable? What are the other senses?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Touched, touched, blessed, tasted.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Go Jets scene.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: I guess we could do a little ball recap of
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: the weekend. The Patriots should not be allowed to play
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: in the NFL. I genuinely think, and I know this
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: is always a thing where they're like they're like a
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: an NFL for a college football team. They're like, you
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: know how people are always like, well, what if like
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Michigan or Alabama went up against fucking a bad NFL team.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: I think the Patriots might be the first NFL team that, like,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: I think Michigan actually would have a good chance beating them.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Mac dude, dude, like or not even like Georgia or
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: like Georgia. Who's the quarterback on Georgia right now? I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: don't even know.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: It used to be stets In Bennett for the last
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: couple of years. Now he's he can't even start in
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: the league, or he's like, he's not even on he
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: was like drafted by the Rams, he's not even on
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: a roster and he won multiple championships for them and
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  Speaker 1: he can't even make a ro So it makes me
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: think that you're wrong about.
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  Speaker 3: But there's got to be there's a college quarterback. I
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: don't know enough about college football. All I know is
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: that there's got to be a college quarterback right now
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: who is significantly better than Mac Jones.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy how there are quarterbacks who play for national
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: championship teams and then just disappear in the NFL. And
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: then you have guys like Justin Herbert who come out
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: of like the on and Daga Reservation League. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: isn't that what playing for Like some Native American.
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  Speaker 1: Or like Tom Brady was splitting time at Michigan.
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  Speaker 3: Was Josh Allen on like a shitty wasn't He went
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  Speaker 3: to Wyoming Justin.
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  Speaker 1: Herbert is from the Waxahachie tribe and he played off
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: of a reservation in Texas.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, he's a native. He's a native.
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  Speaker 4: Got thirteen kids and each of them has two kids. Yeah, yu,
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  Speaker 4: Josh Allen played for the Police Benevolence.
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  Speaker 3: Association against the Little Sisters of the Poor.
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  Speaker 4: There was a co ed flag football league and.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even play quarterback. He was a fucking defensive end,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: just running around tackling women.
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  Speaker 4: And in order to play you had to bring like
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: a dozen muffins to sell to try to renovate the gym.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was selling their ads on their t shirts
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  Speaker 1: for plumbing companies and shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I'll say it does suck. It sucks
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  Speaker 3: that Mac Jones is this bad because I've been Mac
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  Speaker 3: Jones's number one supporter all season.
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  Speaker 1: For one week and he got his jersey. Some say
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: you touched him with the kiss of the of Death.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: I was his number one supporter even this week.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, it's the offense. He doesn't have
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: anyone to go to and then they put Zappi in
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: and he just runs down the sideline and they score.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: It's like that just well, a that showed how bad
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: the Giants are too, but at the same time it
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: also showed how bad mac Jones is playing.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy how you guys can't accept that your team
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: is just bad.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Well, they are bad, I mean, the the worst team.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: The Plicers would beat the Patriots easily.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: The fans are like, yeah, the Giants are just bad.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: There's gonna be bad this year. It is what it is.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: We wait, they got squon, so it's like it evens
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  Speaker 3: out when you got a good guy like that dude,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: I think there's some hope that nobody's holding on to
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: hope for a running back.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, the running back is gonna take like
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: they need a full like revamp of how they.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Do things for the Giants.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it's lucky for the Patriots that they lost, so
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: hopefully the Patriots can get some talent when they get
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: rid of that fucking bum Bill Belichick. They got to
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: get rid of Belichick or but the Patriots need to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: redo everything too, and from from my lips.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: To trying to get rid of that thug coach that
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: you guys have. What are you talking about, damn punk
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: bastard the Italian American hero guy's a punk? How is
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: he a punk? He's got no respect? Who's he supposed
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: to respect? Goddamn punk? Who's he supposed to respect? The
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: other teams? Did you guys see the.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Players on uh on the Bills, like going into the stands,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: basically trying to like shove.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: One of the guys because the Bills were supposed to win,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: but they didn't pay Vegas enough to fucking get the dub.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: What I like about that fan was that he didn't
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: back down.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, did you see this player?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: All the comments are like, yeah, he should have fallen
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: over like that fucking pussy Josh Allen and pretended he
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: got hurt the way that Josh Allen barely got breathed on,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: like he got fucking melted.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: What do There's nothing wrong with doing what he did there,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: That's what you're supposed He uses the rules to his advantage.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: That's a smart move. The same thing, same thing with
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: the tush push, same like it should be the same thing.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: One it should be illegal football and the other one
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: be illegal, but they're using it to their advantage that
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: it's not illegal.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Make a make an argument, why should code? How's it
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: a che code? Because they do it better than other teams.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Why don't other teams do it?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Because they respect football enough to not do it. And
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: the Bills, I mean, dude, the don't done hard. Bills
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: don't do it, dude, Josh Josh Josh Allen has what
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: he's like the most rushing touchdowns of the season. Josh Hurts,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: I mean Jalen Hurts does not a single good rushing touchdown?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: What about the game winner? Yeah, dude, because the Bills
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: they were called off. They were called off. McDermott had
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: to be like, guys, I'm sorry. I know you guys
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: wanted this dub, but our season's over. We have bigger
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: fish to fry. Someone's talking shit in the stands. Let's
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: go fight him. And refs paid us a billion dollars
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: to throw this game.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Well, Blaming the refs is truly the lowest thing a
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: football fan can.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not even I'm not even a a I wouldn't
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: even say I'm a diehard Bills fan. I'm more of
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: a diehard Patriots.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a fair weather everything fan. You're an
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Eagles fan. Last year in a Bills fan, I was not.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: I was neither. Well, I thought I was, I thought
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: I was. How does that work?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: You?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: It's just you think you are and then you watch
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: the Patriots crumble and you and you break down to
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: tears every Sunday.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: We should have we should have ended this when you
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: originally said, because you've done nothing but dig yourself a.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Hole, myself a hole, I think, I mean, I yeaes
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Siriani is a great coach, but he doesn't stop that.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: He's a thug. Thug. He's a thug, trash talking Chiefs fans.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: That's coded racism against the Italian Americans.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: So Italians are thugs. He thinks he's in fucking good
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: fellows out there. Brother.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: You you keep on saying the Italians of thugs, you
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: wind up with the horsehead next to you in your
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: little fucking bet over there.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: You'd probably want to Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: But which hole would you? Would you fuck it in
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: the hole where hole or the mouth hole? Definitely the
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: neck hole, yeah, because you couldn't handle the teeth like.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: A podcast is definitely going to get demonetized. There's no
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: way I would be surprised if you two even lets
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: us upload this episode. So we're asking the hard questions
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: that people aren't ready to the name of this episode
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: is going to be Nick or Nick Sirianni is a
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: thug in all caps and Roan had and also all
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: sprinkle in a little insider information. Roan bet the Bills
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: to win last night.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Oh you want to cut it before crazy, You're gonna
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: want to cut it before the winds.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: I'll show the Roan said yesterday. At halftime, he goes,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: I did not bet the Eagles. That's all I heard.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: But I don't think you bet the Bills. Brother.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: I know he's got action on every If he didn't
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: bet the Eagles. Eagles, it's not going to focus. And
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: I think the camera just died, so we're not gonna
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: able to get it to focus. That's not a a.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: That's not a what's it called wins?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: When? When?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: When? Yeah, you guys cleaned up yesterday.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Win loss, win, win, win, load more. We had the
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: same fucking bet load more win win, and they all lost.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: The only bet that I.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Won was the game Davis one, Oh really, yeah, well
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: my last loss was Eagles against the Chiefs.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Over Jesus Christ. Bro, my fucking nice like that. It
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: must be so that was a today, that's so long ago,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: that ain't even a hot streak. Brother, on here, how
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: many times I said win? I heard win like five times?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe I was like I was reading fucking attendance at
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: a Vietnamese school.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys for listening to the podcast.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Go Jets. I mean, dude, I'm not saying I know
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: the Eagles are great. They're probably the best team in
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: the NFL. All I'm saying is the Jets are right
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: up there with them because they exposed them for the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: frauds that they are. Facts.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: All good teams win every single game that's known.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: I'll be in Toronto this weekend. Tickets francissell us dot com.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Providence the following weekend, also tickets at francissell us dot com.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: I got nothing. I'm going to be in Louisville. But
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: no one on this no one in this podcast list
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: is from Louisville, So that's not true. Jack Carlow, Bro,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: that's where Jack Harlow's from.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they also pronounced it Louisville Louisville like a Louisville slugger.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: How going to be in Louisville. I want to be
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: in Louisville in two weeks. Sometimes on the Louisville Slugger.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys for listening.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Goodbye,