Latest / Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash / #214 Farts, Lies & Questionable Lyrics

Transcript

#214 Farts, Lies & Questionable Lyrics · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I want to start this episode off with a really
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: really really sad and upsetting story. So I don't know
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: if you want to start the app because you know
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: how you injured me all the time.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Because you're always like, I've got a really quick story,
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: and then you're like chapter seventeen.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: This is quick, but it might have a side quest
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: good way through?
• 0:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, do you safe?
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads.
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: I am Maddie J And I'm Ash.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: the good, it is the bad and the relatable, and
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: no advice will ever be given.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, hit me as you know, not drinking. I filled
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: that void with food, a lot of Uber eats.
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the best customer. Would you ever look at
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: how much you spend per year on the app? It's dangerous, right,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Look this year is so it'd be like the casino going.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: Do you want to see how much money you've put
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: into the slot?
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: Look at didn't see the dollar amount, but I've seen
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: the amount of orders.
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: Do you want to just know that really quick?
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: When I looked at it was sixty eight this year.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: That's that's pathetic amateur numbers.
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, that's it. How many days has
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: there been this year?
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: How many weeks? What do we march?
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: So three months?
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Run up three times for it is twelve twelve weeks.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: That's like every there's twenty days of the year that
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: so far that I haven't had over each with dinner.
• 1:24
  Speaker 5: What's Math's number?
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: What's yours? So even that's not story. So the story
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: is that told you there'd be a side quest A
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: long way. I was recently in Melbourne and I.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Ordered Uber Eats for dessert because in the mini bar
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: at this hotel that I was put up in, no chocolate,
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: nothing good, Like, if there's not a dairy milk in
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: a fridge in a hotel, throw the fuck.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: What's the point of having the fridge?
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: I think you shouldn't underestimate how good just a plain
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: old dairy milk.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Is, especially when there's no kid going give moves on.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: You're on your own, nice piece.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: And quiet, a nice piece of they just had like
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: two Just what's the point to have in the fridge.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: You ask me?
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: So I ordered would you get?
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: I ordered it from like a Col's Express where I
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: can't remember. It was, I want an ice cream? I
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: was like, what's the misk so I looked and they
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: had on sale. They had like the band Jerry.
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: Which they're little tubs. It's not enough for big Daddy
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: over here.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I need more than that.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: And then I saw they had the on special like
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: a blue ribbon or something like that was just a leader,
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: and I was like the leader. But I was like,
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: I'm here for three nights and I could put it
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: right in the back of the freezer bit of the
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: of the frieze.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: There was a freeze. But that was my next question. Yeah,
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: well I thought you would have to like burn through
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: this in one sitting.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: I wish, but like it was not like a proper freezer,
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: Just are youtubing gumry? Wow?
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Three three years swallowed it. Ah, that's my commitment to you.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: That's a mess that's never coming out.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: If that's true, I'm just foolish.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: You.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm you know.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: They say you're like ninety percent water. The other ten
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: percent of me is chewing gum extra. It's just extra,
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: not a sponsor, not sponsored sponsor. And I was like, okay,
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: put it in the free but it's not a full freeze,
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: as you know, but I thought I'll keep it at
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: a nice temperature that will still be edible. And it
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: came and unfortunately it was already melted, so I had
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: not I couldn't do anything. It was And have you
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: ever had you know an ice creams like a nice
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: melted and you're like that like the bottom of a bowl,
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: and it's like yeah, No, it was.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Like sludgy vanilla sludge.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: Did you complain? No?
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: I just had to tip it out and move on
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: with my I told you it was going to be
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: a tragic story. Wow, I was so so sad.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: Did you have both were gone? No? Did you get sorry?
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: Can I just confirm? Was it the white ribbon, white ribbon?
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: Or was it the Ben and Jerry's.
• 3:32
  Speaker 5: No?
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I only got the white ribbon because I thought I'm
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: going to be for a couple of days.
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: I can just ration it.
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: And you didn't get the Ben and Jerry's.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't get it because I thought I'll get the
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: bigger one. Savvy was on sale, and it.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: Turned up and it was fully melted already, so I
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: couldn't salvage it.
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: So I got no ice cream. Is it a sad story?
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: Very sad?
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: That's the life I live right now.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you've had to go through that. You've
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: been having onto that story as well for a long time.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: I just remember, But so what did you just go
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: to bed? I went to bed sad. I'm still sad.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: He jerked off, didn't Yeah, I poured it down the
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: sink and I thought you didn't drink it.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: No, it was just it was past nice melted.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: How does it get because they take it out of
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: the freezer, something's.
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: Happened, someone's put it on the shelf for where they
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: got it from. I reckon. They're like, just get him
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: on from the shell. Oh, it's just told you. Like
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: if I was you, I want you to love complaining
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: on it. No.
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's like if you order a coffee and
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: it's half spilt, you are deserving it.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: It's there.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: Who the thing is that melted ice crew, but you
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: deserve a summer.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know, okay, I was out numbered by who
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: the people.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: On me? Thy will?
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who to complain to the hotel, and
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: they're like, that's the guy.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: Also, I didn't ice stream guy.
• 4:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't know who would be at fault. I don't
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: want to accuse the wrong person. That's just mean.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: You mean driver.
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what. He might have been really quick,
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: but the guy at the shot was slow. I don't know.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Look, not to make this a very sad episode, but
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: I have some sadness. Oh God, Yes, so Ronda. For
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: people who are joining us, she is my neighbor, the general,
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: the general. She at times was a little bit tricky
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: to live next to. I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to pretend like it was, you know,
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: one big happy relationship, rainbows and butterflies. We had our moments. Yes,
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: there were happier times, but for the most.
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: Part, ripped the band aid off, Matthew.
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: She's passed away. Happened last week on Wednesday.
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to miss her staring at me, entering your ass.
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: It is so strange right now. Every time I put
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: something in the bin, she had her front window and
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: she would always be standing there and I'd glance up
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: and she'd just be there. She's just looking at me.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: And I now, like last night, I put something in
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: the bin, I look up and I just expect to
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: see her standing there.
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: But when I see you again, well, a.
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: Moment for Ronda there it is so shout out to
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: my neighbor who messaged me and was like, hey, I
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: think we should check on Ronda. Her blind is normally up,
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: always at the beginning of the day, and it's been
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: down for a couple of days now. And also I
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: put her bins out. I'm not a hero, not a hero,
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: but I will say that. But it bins out every Monday,
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: and a couple of times I've forgotten, got to three
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: o'clock in the afternoon, just got a bad hip, but
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: she would go, oh, Matt's not going to do it,
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: I will do it. And then I got home on
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: that Monday at six o'clock and a bin wasn't out,
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: and I thought, oh, that's a bit weird. Ronda would
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: have put it out by now, but I was jumping
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: into a record of another podcast. Sorry, and I said,
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: I think you should do the welfared check. Finish the record,
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: turn my phone on. Was the message. She's passed away.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: Oh it's very sad. No family, no friends, no one.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: The police will like if she had me, but I
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: wasn't there. So they go to my neighbor. You've got
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: to come and identify the body is there with her
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: kids going I don't know if I'm in a position
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: to do that, and they were like, will you got to?
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: And she was like, that's not not What do you
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: mean I got to?
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: I have right? Well, I was like, surely she would
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: have had the gliss, I know something. We don't have
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: to just drag in the neighbor to look at the
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: dead body, which is quite traumatic.
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was like, okay, let me just put
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: something on the TV for the kids. Went next door
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: and I was like, that's Rhonda and the cop was like,
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: this is my first dad body. And she was like
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: They all lost their virginity all in one foul swoop.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: And then I came home and I was like, sorry
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: about that. I just dodged it all. Nana was like
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: I would have done it.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: Nana's ruthless.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: She's like smart, Is it still cold?
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: We shouldn't laugh? How was the Are you allowed to
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: tell you what? How she died? And what the good
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: thing is?
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: She didn't fall. It wasn't as if she had taken
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: a tumble and she couldn't, you know, reach the phone
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: and get help. Apparently, when you were about to pass
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they just say this to make
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: it seem less traumatic, but when you're about to pass,
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: your body instinctively wants to go to the bathroom. So
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: she in the middle of the night got up on
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: the toilet and then was and went on the toilet,
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: so she was still sitting up in a ninety So
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: it was it was like a pleasant way to go,
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: Like there was just dead on the toy she was
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: sitting on the toilet. She was still there leaning against
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: the wall. Yeah, so it wasn't wasn't a traumatic way
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: to go. And she did say I remember, she said
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: to Laura, I was born in this house. I would
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: like to pass in this house. So she got a wish.
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: Wow, I got a wish.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: And now we're trying to so we're trying to hunt
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: down apparently this cousin. Trying to hunt down the cousin.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: No one knows who this cousin is because she was
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: very much personal, kept to herself. And I had a
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: neighbor up the road who's a lot older, and I
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: thought she might know who the cousin is. Excuse me,
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: just really quickly, do you know Ronda's cousin? And she's
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: like what's happened to Ronda? And as I was about
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: to say, Marley and Lola come down and I was
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: there going like, you know, like wink wink wing, She's fine,
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: and she goes, something's happened to Ronda, hasn't it? And
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: I was like what, oh God? And then Marley and
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Laula were like, what's happened to Ronda? And in the
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: moment I didn't want to say, well, she's passed. I said,
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: she's down on the toilet.
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: There he is, Ashwick singing.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: Suddle as a sledgehammer. I said she's moved house. And
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: Marley was like.
• 9:25
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, she's moved past if you shouldn't tell us,
• 9:31
  Speaker 6: And I was like what the fuck.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, Marley, haven't seen her for like a year,
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: and she was like, I can't believe she's always.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Look kind yell at Mary last Yeah.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, she threw a shoot at you, Molly
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Cooper climbing the tree.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's silly. That's how her relationship that Rascal.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: And then for a few days I kept the lie
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: of she moved house going until this morning. I said, hey, kids,
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: she's up in heaven and Marley was like, oh, I
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: was much other of that than her move.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, no one if I can't enjoy
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: no one?
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this though, before you do go,
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: you instinctively your body wants to evacuate.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: This is what the coroner said.
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, they are educated to be coron or something.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: You can't. I think you do have to do some
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: level of study to be a coroner. Yeah.
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: Is it the people that couldn't quite work on a
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: live bodies?
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Okay? I don't know how many coroners listened to this
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: episode this podcast, but were they real?
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, would you much rather evacuate
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: you burs than die or die and then evacuate? If
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: I would, honestly, I feel like I would be embarrassed.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I would want to go to the toilet before I died.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: I well, you talked about Macy having a pooh that
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: was in the toilet for three days. I don't you know.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: I would hope that I don't go because I don't
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: want people to go like, oh, there's Matt stinks. Yeah.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be like like, hey, babe walking,
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: I'm on the sim rig and ship myself and died.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's way worse. I think that'll give it the ck.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: I think she's like, oh, she's.
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, I couple of I married this man.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: That's just what happens. Kids.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: That's not your real father.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: So Toronda, this episode is dedicated Toronto.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, the whole app.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: The whole app.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair, death goals for a whole app. You
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: were spotted in the wild recently. You did attend to
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: You attended the soccer game and then someone said to me,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: they just sent me a message with no context and
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: it said, hey, are you at the Matildas too?
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: I was like fuck, And then I remember that you
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: were there.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, no, I'm at home. And then
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: I just get a photo.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, there's a photo. So someone sent
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: me a photo of you been papped. You've really reduced
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: your comedy, your comedy down to just photo bombing people,
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: like let's get a nice selfie.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: That's not on my Because it was like.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Right after the national anthem and there's a couple in
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: front of me at the football I was like admiring,
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: you know what, like the presentation of the teams and
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: the trophy and you look disappointed. And then and then
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: next second, I realized that the couple in front of
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: me are taking a selfie and I perfectly fit into
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: the gap between them. I'm sitting behind them. And then
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: the next photo I realized and I leap out of
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: the way.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I want to see the next one. I just got
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: that one. What about the fulls that? Just getting that
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: from a random light?
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: That's goodyear. I got that like seven am in the morning.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Shout out. Yeah, that was great. Shout out to the
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Mailla's housekeeping. In housekeeping, do you celebrate your school on
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: the Northern Beaches Harmony Day?
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like where you wear a tounch of orange.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: That's a very simple rule. What do you got? Well?
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Harm Day for us was the least harmonious day for
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: the parents. We were freaking the fuck out, said. We
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: had multiple people panicking in the group chat for the
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: parents being like what day is it? Like Friday? People
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: like I'm just gonna send my child with orange in
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: the backpack just in case, And people were like, it's Monday.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Monday is Harmony Day? Thursday? Why was your Thursday? I
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's all made up.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Yours just Wednesday?
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, we need an investigation.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: We need to get a line on this, because parents
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: were like on a Sunday book all over again, and
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: they were like, what colors do we wear? And people
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: were like orange. And then someone's like, you can also
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: wear yellow. People were like, it's purple included No, Bethany,
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: it's not it's orange or yellow.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: There is nothing harmonious about burple. Get her out of
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: the group, gent immediately.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Why are we being so stringent with the rules and
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: what colors to wear a harmony day? Why don't we
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: just say any color?
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: People just need to relax.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: And then a kid was wearing black and he was
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: being escorted out in his funeral.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm going to run this funeral after this.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it was.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: The fucking There must have been fifty messages in the
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: group chat about what colors are you allowed to wear
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: and not allowed to wear harmony?
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: It's just orange.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: But then we didn't have any Tell me find me
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: a parent that has orange in the fucking wardrobe.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Macy has a cheap blue or pink. Well that's the thing, right,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. There's no effort in blue or pink.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: There's effort in orange.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Why are we making parents going to more effort.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Why are we making like show that we care about
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: the harmony of this world?
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Matthew, we care by giving fucking money. That's the caring.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: You get your money, that's for the charity. Don't fucking
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: make us jump through hood.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: You gave him money.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: We had to give a gold coin.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, lovely, thank you. It's a nice you know how
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: much we give?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: What color?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Can the coin be?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Ten dollars?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Told? What about two silvers? Two silvers making golf?
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. We're all intelligent people, but the most
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: simple little tasks in days just a chain reaction and
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: panic amongst the parents.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like book week is a book day,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: book week, book month?
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: What is it? And then someone was like last minute,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: they were like, don't forget the assembly which is today.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: They're singing the harmony song and I was like, well
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: what And I was like, Marley, have you been learning
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: a song? And she's like yeah, And I'm like, I
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: don't know if you're lying or not. She's always singing something.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just opt out of the group chat.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Well, Laura's going to school at two thirty for this
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: assembly today. I'm like, it's not in the newsletter, and
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't want a message in the group chat and
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: be like is there an assembly? But Laura is like,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm going to the assembly at two thirty.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: It's just a whim because Marley said she's learned a
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: song for assembly.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I want an update on this. Sh'd just be Marley singing.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: But you have assembly on Harmony Day on the Monday.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Why are we splitting it?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know. There's a board out in the front
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: of our school that has like, what's happening? It's been
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: on there?
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Would you call it a noticeboard?
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Is that a thing? It's a light.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Up, it's got lights. Oh fin eyes.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: There's a casino in the school, but it said harmony.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: It said Harmony Day for weeks. I think they're just
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: milking it, like we just put this on the board
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: and people give us money. Let's do this every day.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, the fucking poor kids, poor kids who rock up.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: There's one parent as I was getting off the bike
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: to get the girls into school, and the parent looked
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: at me shocked, and then I looked down and her
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: daughter is wearing a school uniform and her daughter's like
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: in panic as well. In panic mode, and Marley and
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Laula are like, what's wrong? Why are you in the uniform?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: And then the parent was like, oh, it's okay. I'm
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: sure there's heaps of clothes in there that you'll be
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: able to find and put on.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: And I was like, ha ha, I know, Muffy.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: So Oscar had a Mufty Day, right, which, if you
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: don't know what a Mufty day is, we whatever you
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: want with a gold con coin donation for charity.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: And it was Oscar's first one.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, I'm going to put a
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: school uniform in your bag in case you want it.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: And he was like, you're not allowed, and I was like,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: what do you mean.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I don't like when people
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: tell me what to do, So I'm going to put
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: two uniforms in your bag.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Now. He's like, oh fuck, you're not allowed. It's Mufty.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: But I was like, just in case, just in case,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: don't do it. You get me in trouble, you okay whatever?
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Who was speaking to Oscar?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know where he's probably
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: from that light up board.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: You will die, he will die if you bring uniform man, sin.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I put it in there because I put it in there.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: In there, I put it in there because I don't
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: trust him. I'm like, like, what, I don't know what
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: to believe in?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: You boy, faith in your child.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I know, cut's hard. He's like a liar. I'll get
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: to that shortly.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: But and he want him to get there, and just
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: by chance his mates are in school uniform or whatever,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: and then he feels left out that he's got a
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: school shirt.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Very considerate approach from you.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I was being considerate and I got met with that's
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: a crime. You're going to jail for this?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Idiots anyway, idiots can I just quickly wish my wife
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: what's not yet her birthday? No, will be sorry jesus,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: what's the.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Date of Oh?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I do know it's March twenty six.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: There he is there, he is, thank you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Laura has turned forty. She's the big four zero. Very
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: hard to buy for my wife.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Six?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Wow? Fuck you know she did. People are calling me
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: in a panic, like friends, he looks great. Sorry, sorry,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: she thank you? She does look great.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Carry on.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Also, hope she doesn't mind me saying this. She's like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I can finally treat myself some botox. So she is
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: that not all advocates. She's never had no, no, she's
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: had oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: She's got a home kit.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I think because she's been breastfeeding. You breastfeeding, she's no
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: longer breastfeeding.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: She get injected to a boobs.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: What you can't put chemicals into your body when you're breastfeeding.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Ah, come on now, come on now, that's that's marketing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Moving on, go, come on. So I'm a conspiracy theorist.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Now Laura does look great. I will say that you
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: don't need it, but people don't want to buy it
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: for Laura. She has a very particular taste and also
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: out of nowhere. She's like, I got myself an Aora
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: ring and I was like, well, firstly, those things are
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: fucking there or fake.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Well waited to delete your aura straight away.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Bro, But I was like, I could have bought that
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: for you for your present. And she's like, oh, I
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: just bought it, And I was like, your birthday is
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: in a fucking week. I do that all the time,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Like you're pointing and now your birthday is seconds away
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: and you want something fucking tell your friends and tell
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: me what you want. I'll buy it for you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I'm a shocker for that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: April is always like I can never buy you anything
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: because you've already bought it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm also like we're adults, Like what adult is like? Oh,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to get my toy car, like we
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: want something. We just sorry it was not a dig
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: at you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Wow fuck you. Now I feel a bit better just
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: saying fuck you. Go yeah, but by the toy car.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Laura, And then I feel like people are gonna be like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: what are you getting, Laura, I've got I've got a
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: day plan ooh do you tell I'm just like, we'll
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: go to the gym and then we'll oh, god.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Terrible Laura from out of you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: That's what she wants. She never has time to go
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: to the gym. We never have time to go together.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And then we go like go for some of icebergs.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: They have a nice lunch.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: That's lovely.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. That's that's what we have planned
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: on the THURSD.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I think that's pretty good.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I did accidentally booking work on that Thursday that I've
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: had to like, I've also got a haircut book to
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: which I need to cancel.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Is it your birthday or seriously just treating yourself to
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: work in a haircut.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: You love that stuff. It's happy birthday, Laura, Yes, happy
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: birthday Laura.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Will we ever get out of a housekeeping in this episode?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Let's get out wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: wait wait, we've had this sitting there. Let's do different.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Docus Okay, can I just really quickly from Anna? She says, Hey,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: guys love the podcast and have been listening from the start.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Anna.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Ash's recent talk about dinosaurs reminded me of when my
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: son was only a few years old and had trouble
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: saying one of the species names incorrectly. Take a listen
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: to this. What's it called dickless dizleuszzles.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Dickless dinosaur.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I love that they're extinct. Sticklzle dips her face.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: She's like, what what it's It's a dickless dinosaur.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: That's good gear.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That's one of those things that when she does finally
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: say it correctly, you'll.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Be like, oh, yeah, you'll miss it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: You'll miss it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: With her l's she's like, I'm just gonna have a
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: sweep sleep.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: When she starts pouncing ls, you're like, it's all over.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I know, WeGo like lego, Oh god, I'm going to
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: miss that anyway, But that's good.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Look, honestly, dinosaurs are hard to pronounce, you know when
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: they do concussion tests and like where are you?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: They should just.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Go pronounce this dinosaur. Yeah, exactly right, Vic. Yeah, we
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: have breaking.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: News, lovely comments, thick about the news reader voice.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should get a jingle?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Should I think that's already taken by ABC?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Not that version?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Can? I can? I ask Vic? How long does it
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: take you to find these breaking news articles?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: This one came across my desk, my news desk, and
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: it was one of those headlines you can't unsee. So
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I thought this is a good one for the boys.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Also, I love how she's already slipping. Yeah, she's just.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Getting a big head because of all the compliments.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Definitely not.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I think she's going to enjoy this one.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: You'll see.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Women's farts smell worse than men's, according to a new
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: scientific study. Not louder, not more frequent, just stronger. In
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: the study, men produced more volume, but women's gas contained
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: a significantly higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide, the compound behind
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: the classic rotten egg smell. But they found the hydrogen
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: sulfide was also linked to higher brain signaling, so a
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: smellier fart could just be the body's way of helping
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: the brain.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: April has some strong farts. I love it. That was
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: the word that was used. It was like, yes, they don't,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: they're stronger.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I don't want to throw Laura under the bus. She
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: fared a lot when she was pregnant. Wow.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Remember when we talked about her the silent fart being
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a hot sigh?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Huh? I do think mine smell. Laura farts more often,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: but she hers don't smell.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I have the opposite in our family, where I think
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the more you hold it, the more it stinks.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: So when April does let one out, it's fested.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm so sorry, but you stink you in
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: front of you?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: It's always an accident. Mine, very intentional, loud and proud.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I push.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Do you fight in front of your husband?
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Vick Ah? Yeah, I'm never going to be able to
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: look at you the same ever again.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Who would you say? Has this smelly fart?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Actually?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I did a poll because I knew this story was
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: coming up, So I brought it up at the dinner
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: table last night, and I was like.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Were the kids, yeah, okay, And I was like, who.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Do you think Who do you think has the smelly
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Fart's mummy or daddy? And they were both like, oh
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: my god, this is the funniest thing we've ever spoken about.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: And they said daddy. But I think because they love
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: me so well. But Dan would one hundred percent say
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: minor worse.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think honestly, I think women stink way more.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: But fun fact, in my research, humans past gas up
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: to twenty three times a day.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: That's the amateur numbers. What age? Do you just not
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: have any control?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Because I remember my grandmother makes you rest in peace
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: years ago she just be walking past and just drop
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: one like.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Oh Nana and not even fucking register it happened. Do
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: you not know?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Or are you just like? Fuck?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It is long enough now? I'm not yet.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: What is the breadth? Brain signals just slow? Like by
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: the time they're like oh the farts coming, I'm already
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: standing there looking at my mom being like what the
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: fuck was that?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: And she's like oh whatever, like yeah the delay response.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe me her sphincter is just like so exhaust out.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Is this like fast and less.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: The masshole is an amazing part of the body.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: It is a lovely bit of anatomy.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: It's just so many uses, never mine.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like we all know each other better after
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: this segment.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, day, if you really want to bond with people.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Talk about your far my sister's family. Shout out to
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: my sister.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: She's gonna love this.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: They don't fight or birth in front of each other.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Oh God, I just had child trauma. WHI Okay, I'll
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: tell your story.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: You story.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Gather around the farts, kids, I'll tell you.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: When I was a child, maybe a little bit older
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: than Oscar, I was in a friend's car.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I was in the back with him, and I remember
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: it was a burp, not a far. I burped and
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the mom lost it. You anyway, I was banned from
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: their house. My banned from being friends with that kid.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: She was just waiting for anything.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: She just must have hated me, and she's like, here
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: it is, this is me. I remember.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: She gave me a dressing down about it, and I'm
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like seven, and I was like, you.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Know, you must have been a naughty kid. You sneeze,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: and she's like, get the fuck out of the car
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: right we're on a highway, shut up and get out.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Shamed me.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: He actually shamed me in front of the in front
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: of the rest of the family.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this took a turn, didn't it that you want?
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Did it work though, because sometimes.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I'm right up there.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I dropped, I dropped my guts and left their car promptly.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I actually never spoke to that kid ever again.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's bad parenting and fuck you Jeremy.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Now, and that's breaking.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: That was great.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Speaking of bad habits.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, my child has picked up the worst habits ever.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I'm Batlan with Oscar the moment.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I called you before we recorded, and your fucking
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: just okay.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: The situation is that I feel like he's picking up
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: bad habits from school, which is going to do. They're like,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you know, kids are so easily influence, they're going to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: pick stuff up. Trying to raise Oscar to be the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: good boy, the good boys finish for I want you
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: to be a good boy because you've got a little
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: sister and he's obviously going to be boys will be
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: boys and pick up things. But he started to like
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: fib to me, which is like I wouldn't quite put
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: them in the category of lies, because liars are like
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: a lie is like quite an embellishment of something that
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: just blatantly didn't happen.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: But I feel like a fib is.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: This on par with this fibbing. As an example, Marley
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: picked up the baby thermometer. Yeah they go missing so easily,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: you know, and they're fucking expensive as well, and she
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: was playing with it. I said, put it back in
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: the little bowl that we have all like the random stuff.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: In the family filing.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: She put it under the TV cabinet and I said,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: don't put it there. That's not where it was, and
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, that was there. I said, no, it wasn't.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: It's in the bowl. I saw you get out of
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: the bowl and she goes, he gummy.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: So that kind of like that, like I'll just give
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you what happened this morning, please, right.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: So Oscar a very sweet boy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: He can he can be, but he has a nasty
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: streak in him where he'll just like just things that
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: don't need to be said. So like I was going
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: to read something for him, but I was also like
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: holding it up to read it. But listening to April
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: was also telling me at the same time, so I
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: was just.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Waiting and the delay. He went, well, can't you read?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: And I was like, fuck, that's mean, like what like,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I'm doing this doing your favor.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: For the record, you're a great reader, thank you.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: No, I'm actually not, but I can read what this was.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well hang on. Like I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: was trying to separate the situation. I was like, hey,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: can you just go to room for sept Well? I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: finished with mum and you know, like, that's not very nice.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't like it. It just got me off side.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: And then I went and saw him and I.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Was talking to him. I was like like, why did
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: you say this? Like I didn't.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, all right, stop you fucking
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: said it because you said it to me and I've
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: got two ears at work.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I think were like did you say that? And I
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: was like I went back to the definitely. Now you
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: got me questioning everything.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: No, And I said, April, I said you heard that right.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was bringing witnesses. I was like, was like trial.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, did he did? He not? Said?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: He was like sustain.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I objacked.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: He was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: That's like seven o'clock in the morning.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Guy's chill out.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: And I said, okay. I was like, back it up.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You said it. No, I didn't. I said, don't lie
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I was getting frustrated and I was like, hey, don't,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I said, liars. You're in the same category here. Don't
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: lie to me. You can tell me whatever you want
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: to tell me. You said it, just agree that you
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: said it. No, And I'm like this, this is ridiculous,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and I left him. I said, just have a minute
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: to calm down. Bringing everyone needs to come back down.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: It was recess hit the gavel and then I ape
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: was going to the room and spoken to him and
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it was like, she was like, just let him regulate
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: himself here because this is weird because he he definitely
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: said it, and I caught him lying the other day.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: So he's obsessed at the moment with Pokemon cards because
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: it's making a resurgent, as is his dad.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Because I am a child.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And I have some expensive ones that I have and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I've kept and sometimes he wants to look at them.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, you can look at them,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: but don't take any out. He was like yeah, okay,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: and I trusted him because he's my son and I wanted.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: To trust him.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: But I caught him taking them out, and then I said, hey,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I told you not to do it.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Did you take this out? He said no. I said,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: so it just walked out on its own.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And then I said to him, all right, fine, but
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: just so you know, do not take things from me,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: man like, do not steal from anyone.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: It's the wrong thing to do.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Trying to say, look, don't do it, because if you
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: do it here, then what're you going to do out there?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: And I don't need that. I said, it's important that
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: you just can tell me whatever you want to tell me.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: If you're embarrassed about it, fine, And then I said,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I'll give you an opportunity right now.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Have you taken any other cards out of any of
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the binders that I've let you go through?
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: As child as this may.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Sounds, asking the question as we are speaking now.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That really, sensibly, I could have easily just been erratic
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and angry like people would be, or like old Ash
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: would be, or like a normal Ash would be.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Sometimes that was the weirdest sentence. Anyway, I get it, you.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Got it, everyone's got it good. And then and he
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: was like, no, that's it. I said, thank you, and
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I trusted him because he's my son.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: How did you?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: But I had an inkling, Matthew, So I left it
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: and I came back and I was in his room
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: with him, sorting through his cards and found one of mine.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Motherfucker.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, I gave you the opportunity.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I'll give you one more opportunity, and you're lucky because
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't give people any more than that one.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: But also, you've got the gun in your hand right now.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: It's still smoking. Yeah, thick fucking games up. The jig
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: is up, as they say in the court of law.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, and then they goes do.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Laura in order reference for anyone as if you don't
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: know that sound perfectly, just perfectly.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: It's more like moving on.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, are there anymore? And he
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: said no, and I said I'm sorry. I was I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: don't believe you, and he was like, he was like what,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't believe you. I said, pass me
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: your binder and I grabbed the binder and.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: He came forward and he was like, okay, okay, I
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: did it, Okay, I did it. And I was like, Bro,
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I was sad, man I was. I said to him,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't know.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to deal with this because I've
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: never had to deal with this before.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I can.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Betrayed by your own I was betrayed.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, give me your folder, and I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: took the folder to another room. I told aver what
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: was going on because she was like, what's happening? Because
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I was being this sort of tone because I wanted
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: to go know what was happening here? Yeah, And I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: was also shocked. And I went to the room and
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I opened the folder. He has thousands of dollars of
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: my cards in there, as again as a child. Just
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: this may sound, it doesn't matter. It's the principle. And
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I was like shocked, like he robbed a bank. I
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: was like wow, And I was like, fuck, what do
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I do?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Anyway? What did you do?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I went back in and I said, Bro, I've found it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: You lied to me. I gave you an opportunity. You
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: lied to me again. And he was so distraught and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Like, really good, that's good.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really kept it calm and I said to him, Hey,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you're lucky that this happened behind closed doors. I said,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: can you imagine if you were caught stealing outside of
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: this house and someone else had to deal with you
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and with this, I said, they'd lock you up, simple,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: plain and simple. And I thought at that point he
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: had got the message. But then there's little things since
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: then he's still lying to me, like this morning. But
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: then after I said, hey, I'll give you a minute
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: to admit it, and he said yes. I said, best
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: policy is to be honest, be honest, apologize, let's move on.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: And I thought we did, But then I don't know
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: if your kids do this in trouble. So he spent
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of the morning sulking, trying to regain some attention.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they make themselves the victim.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Like I would say, yeah, I'd be like on, like,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: just get on with the day. Let's get on with
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: the day. But I could tell he was still sulking.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: We're in the car and I said, hey, your turn
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: to choose the song we're gonna listen to. And because
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: he was sulking, he was like telling me the song,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: but like the song was called nine eleven or nine
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: one one or something. He was like, And I was like,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I can't hear man, And I was like, I can't
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: hear you, and he was still sulking, and I was like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: what do I do here? And I just turned around
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: and I said, hey, you made a mistake. I'm okay
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: with you being sad about it, and if you're sad
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: about something else, tell me. But sulking and sad.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Is very different, okay. And I was like, how am
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I supposed to hear you?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: If you want that song project it, like, hey, Dad,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I would love this song or I want this song.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Not because you're not going to get the sympathy from
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: me when you did the wrong things what.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: You trying to do? He just wants He just wants
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: you to come back and be like it's gonna be okay, oscar,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: don't worry. That's always asking.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: And that's what I did.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: After that, we got out of the car and I
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: put his bag on it and I said, hey, all your
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: emotions are valid, but I don't want you just sulking
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: for the sake of sulking. If you're really sad, you say, Dad,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sad, and we'll try and figure out what.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: It is and how we can help.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: After you hugged him and walked away. We're like, what
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: shifting get good anyway, That's what I was doing. It's
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: the age. I think it's the age when Marley's really
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: pushing boundaries at the moment, more so than ever before.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: And we're like like, oh my gosh, my sweet innocent
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: little child, my little angel. She's now like she got
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: in trouble by the teacher a couple of times just
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: by purely not listening clear instructions. Take kids, I'm going
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: to leave the classroom for a minute. Everyone's stay in
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: their seats, and Marley's like the one child that gets
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: up and she comes back. He's like what are you doing?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: And she's like what And I'm like, Marley, what are you? Like?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: What's happening here? I think it's she We'll go through it. Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: We're talking to a friend of Abouz who has slightly
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: older kids, and she was like, my eldest son was
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: such a sweet boy all the time, and then he
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: just over this time, the same age as Oscar and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Marley week butt.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: He's just a jerk.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And then he's not and he's a jerk and it's
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: like okay, well, yes, put in the work and acknowledge
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: it because a lot of parents give up and they're like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: oh God, and then those kids continue that behavior and
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: influence other kids.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not an expert here either, and I'm not going
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: to give advice me either. But the thing that I
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: try and do because I'm tempted to be like Marley,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: don't like slam your shoes on the floor, put your
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: bag away, And it's so easy to just be like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: don't do this, don't do this, don't do this, don't
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: do this all the time that I obviously I have
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: to at some point be like, hey, do not do that.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, when she does things well,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I have to really make sure I'm heroing the moments
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: where she's being well behaved and she she's so bad
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: with her manners so she does say no thank you,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, foravela, whoa, there she is, and I really
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: drive home how amazing it is when she does behave well.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, you spend I feel like I
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: spent so much time being like, don't do that, stop
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: doing this something that that when yeah, like the other
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: day when he did jiu jitsu on a Saturday, which
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I sort of threw it on him last minut I
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: was like, do you want to go to Jujitsu's starting
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: He was like, oh yeah, okay, and I kind of
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: thought if he gets down there, it does a bit.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: He did all the whole thing. He was sweaty.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: He was there for an extra fifteen twenty minutes having
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: a gren and I was like, Bro, that was amazing,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Like you did you went over and above there, and
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: that was like trying to balance out the stop this,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: stop that, because I feel like all he would hear
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is just to stop and don't.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: So then he's like, for fuck you, because I know
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: what I would be.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Like at that time.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like that now if someone's like, don't do that,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: stop doing that, I'm like, fuck, I'll do whatever I
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: want and i'll do it better.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: You watch.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: So sometimes when you do good things, I'm like, well, Dnash,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: thank you such a good boy.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm dealing with that right now, and it's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: just like I just want I just want him to
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: be a nice boy.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: That's it, Ash. I have a parenting hack which will
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: change your life. Wow, how do your kids are too old? Actually,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I take that.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Back, your kids are the same age no, I've got
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: a new.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Bug, a five month old. Oh yeah, can we forget
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: wheel that over there, we forget about Poppy.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I appropriated one more time. I had sex one more
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: time than you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: That's why I had Poppy. Really, yeah, I just one
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: more time dominant over ash.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get I know your angle.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Poppy currently five months old, maybe.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: A little bit older, two years older than that.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, ray Man over here, you're right, she's five months,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: two weeks and twenty four days and sixteen minutes. That's
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: actually correct. She is terrible in the car, okay. It
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: hates the fucking car backwards still in the capsule in
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: space ship. Some of the kids we remember when they
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: were bad, they had like moments where they was sick
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: and they couldn't sleep. Put him in the car and
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: they fall sleep in the car and we put on
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: the capsule. It's like we've like strapped it down into
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: a bed of nails. She just hates it, hates it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: But there is one one song, one song that will
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: stop the crying. And this song is on repeat right
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: now every single card trip with Poppy. I don't know
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: how old this song is, but this song is fucking magic.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: It's called Duality from slipknot Better.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: It's called great name, very fitting the happy song. Shout
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: out to image and.
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: Heap, Yeah, wow.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: That is good gear.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: That's the song.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: It just just goes to show you could write a
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: song about absolutely anything.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: And you look happy right now, happy look at the well.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Alfter the Oscar story, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: just distract me. It's a happy fu song. VIC thoughts
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: on the song. Yeah, it's lovely okay, wow, wow hard
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: crowd over here? What about what.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: About some gusto? Now that feels it feels forced. I
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: felt like I was.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Trying to hear what the lyrics about sucking?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that now there is one line in there.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Let me just see if you can hear this. It
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: sounds like something.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Else submarine, but it's suck my ring.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I used to think it would suck my ring, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I was like sure, whatever. I was like, ring ring,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: suck my ring.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: We were just talking about it as well, and.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Laura was like, it's some it's submarine, that's yeah. I
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: was like, windows down, like second can suck my ring?
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think you could listen to that and not
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: be happy.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I love it, and I think any parent out there
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: who has a young child in the car, it's just
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: play that song and you'll fucking have a great time.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Agreed. I'm having a great time right now.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Moving on to this segment. Right now.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Now you need us more than ever, Know that we
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: still have each other.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: You can send sure doting dilemma.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You can send doting dilemma, Ella, Ella, And can.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I just really quickly hang on. I know we just
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: said doty dilemmas, but there's been a fucking curveball just
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: thrown in my court.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Go on, Okay, this is as it happened, Okay.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: In the parent group chat. Parents in CARES are warmly
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: invited to attend the K six Citizenship Awards Assembly on Tuesday.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: The special event is an opportunity to celebrate the achievements
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: and contributions of our students. In addition, the year two
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: students will showcase the choral skills choral coral, choral, choral what.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Is that word like?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Oral?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Just say that.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: They've been developing throughout the year, singing a song. Where
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the where the funck was this not in the newsletter?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: God damn it. I don't know what to do I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I don't want to send someone else, send that humble brag.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Louis got an awarded assembly.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Louis got an awarded Assembly And it was the first
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: thing he told me when I picked him up. He
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: came running and he's like his little face was all
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: like lit up, and he's like, Mommy, I got an award.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: And they have assembly on Fridays, which we're not invited.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: To, but that's the dream.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would have loved to pop.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: And it was a bronze award and it was for
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: you guys will like this. Actually enthusiasm in maths games.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, So like he just loved.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: It so much.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: I think she's just really enthusiastic.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, if he loves it, means he's gonna he
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: does it, right, Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: And so if you get five bronze awards, you get
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: a silver award, And if you get a silver award,
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: you get an email to come in and like watch
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: at assembly.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: You get the call up.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, get back out of it, keep on,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: keep the energy high, Like what else?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: What else can we how many subjects of it?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Let's be enthusiastic about all of them. Yeah, we'll get
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: an award. Probably not. I mean, she's got things. She's good,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: that's great, she's great. She's great, she's great. She's one
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: of the first students. I've got a blue award.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: There you go, she got something. What's the blue award?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Blue awards like award, but you get it. Maybe do
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: one every two weeks. Whoever is just being well behaved
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: and listening presented in class.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oscar got a little slip at the home and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: it was a shout out card thing.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know what they call it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Color wise, look at us just swinging our dicks, be like,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: my kid's better than your child mine, but mine is blue.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Well show you alright, Matthew, your child gone.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I got it out of the bag and it said
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: it was like shout out to Oscar for excellence in listening,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: and I was like, bullshit.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Too bad. He's a liar.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, too bad. He doesn't listen to me.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: He just lies.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give him award for bulk lying. Okay,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: soz thing really threw me off. They give it this
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: wrong kid. Sorry, So he is actually good. A school
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: is just ship at home.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Jess written in Oh shut up, jess.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Y, ignore, I'm going through something here, all right.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: This is from jests on the Facebook group with lots
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of school parties coming up already this year, discussing with
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: my husband what the appropriate cost of each present should be?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Very good question. What do you guys think is an
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: acceptable amount to pay for each present for school friends,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: not necessarily family members? Distinction between the two? I like that?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Okay? Okay? Well Shannon also shout out to Shannon. She
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: did a poll which I love than anything. She asked,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: is it ten to twenty, twenty to thirty, thirty to
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: forty or forty plus? Forty plus is a bit? No one? Still?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Did anyone do forty us?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Very good? It was a lowline, okay. Vic was quite
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: shocked that I put in the category thirty to forty.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: There's so many kids birthday parties get invited to many
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: thirty to forty?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Your hard when we get give him a roll?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Next?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Why don't you here?
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: You go?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Son? No? Well, what do you buy? I mean, what
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: can you get from under thirty bars?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you can get? So much so, Macey.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: You're making me look like I'm bad I'm out of touch.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Macey went to her first birthday party, like I went
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: with her to go and pick something, and it was like, oh,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: around about that twenty dollars mark we thought was a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: max and it was like a bead making kit that
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: was for three plus. So it was like big beads
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: obviously came out shout out absolutely, and I was like, okay,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: we got that.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: So it's like, it's not just a here's a toy.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: You wanted something that's like crafty, I think is a
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: good option, and that a couple of.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Coloring books and maybe a book to read, a bedtime
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: lovely that's it. And it was like twenty barks.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: What about a T shirt?
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: But a T shirt in there of a searchy T shirt?
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: You're like, what's hot at the moment?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: A sarch about Gucci. Oh it's a bit of hard.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Oh it's a bit cheap. Okay, all right. You know
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: there's only so many times I can laugh at a
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: joke that's at my expence.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: We bought them a property. I think, Look, I think
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: twenty dollars is enough.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Twenty bucks okay, yeah, all.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Right, and look and I think as well, likes more.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I don't like the expectation because I think that twenty
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: dollars is as much to me it is to you, right,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: but at twenty dollars might be different to someone else.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Can I just defend myself for one second?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: No?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Okay? We went to that birthday party of the weekend.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: It was dinosaur themed. I was in Kmart Friday night
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: at ten pm, so I.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Bought them a real dinosaur.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: And also before the party on the friday, I was like, hey,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: what do you because Lola was like, that's the birthday boy.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, dude, what do you want.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: He's like anything with a remote control and I was like,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: got it. It was a Jurassic Park remote control car
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: and it was the Jeep and it was like thirty
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: two bucks and I was like, get two of those.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Too.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: So I was like, that's a great gift. I'm here,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I'm here to I want to make the kid. Yeah.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I had a great ye. Look, spend within your means
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: and don't feel that you're going to be judged by it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: That's my there.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: He is there, he.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Is depends on how close and that's.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: What we have time.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: She's been going to do that, I know for it ageous.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: How did it feel? Do you feel big? I thought
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: it would feel better.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I think it depends on the kid's relationship with your child.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't really know the kid. I just
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: got triggered because it was the first Invita has ever gotten.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, how much do you like the kid?
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: But I also think, like as a mum of kids
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: that get presents, I don't want a million presents from
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: my kid, like big presence.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Like they're going to get spoiled.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: I say to parents five to ten bucks max, Like,
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: go to k mar you can get a book from
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: there for like four dollars and a cute little T
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: shirt for six bucks.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Done.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: So I was in the money with a T shirt.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: That was a good call for me. I think that's
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: it's relaxed, Okay, it's blensy.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: April went to a birthday party with Oscar over the
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: weekend while I was continuing the flaw That's lasting forever,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: and she.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Came back and she said, someone mentioned.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: To me a gifting shelf And I was like, they're
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: just giving out shelves now, like furniture. Yeah, do you
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: know what we could use a gifting dining table if
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: anyone and no, she's like, no, it's like your kid
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: has a party, right. The thought behind a gift is
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: what is what matters?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: And it's like if I get two or three of
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: one thing, which does happen because they're just toys. There's
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: only so many toys out there. She's like, I might
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: just put one on the gifting shelf so that when
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: a party comes back around totally you can be like,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: well we've got something for that boom. I never heard
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: of the gifting shelf you.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have in Nana's bedroom. We've got a little
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: section where the junk shelf. We just yeah, if we
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: just have random little even for Christmas time. Yeah, things
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: are I'm like, that's not going to get played with.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: We'll give it to another parent. Yeah, it's a clutter
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: up their house.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: It's like you know when you get sent unwanted pr
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: like you just all of a sudden you get a
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: package and it's like a bunch of little knickknacks and
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: it's like to promote their whatever.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Right, it must be nice. Yeah, yeah, it is nice.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: You love a package.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: It's for work.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: You just you just lost the audience.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: No I'm talking to just lost movie right, no, no, whatever, you.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Know when you're flying in a helicopter.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no no.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah look yeah you're one of you're me. Now stop fighting?
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Its rolling your eyes. Hey, we we need out of here.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Also Special mentioned all the parents out there who were
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: hiding chocolate Easter eggs this coming weekend for the children.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Have fun, enjoy, don't hide them anywhere in direct sunlight.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: And enjoy having children that are so hyped up on
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: sugar they can barely control their emotions. It's gonna be fun.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I hide mine in my mouth, and then the kids
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: are just looking around for something that doesn't exist.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: But I'm well fed.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, that information weirdo. OK if you enjoy this episode,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: please And we are getting so many reviews right now.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just when I'm massive. I don't look at pornography.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I just read the comments.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: You can't anymore.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Leave that in. And you can also find us on
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: social media.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, groups, YouTube, everywhere.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: We're there and also a few people have mentioned this.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: But if you would like to, I don't know, just
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: maybe send it to someone. This is a pyramid scheme. Okay.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: What we need is for you to recruit other dotors
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: to make us as strong as possible. And furthermore so,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: we want an army of dots.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: You'll get ten percent of.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Imagine a virus that is spreading through the country and
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: you can be a spread up, that's a super super
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: spread up and do that by sharing the episodes.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Well said, I think I can articulate any further on that.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: That's I worked in marketing for almost ten years.
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: Very good, Thank you, and we'll see you guys NEXTLYE Up.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight island
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: of peoples today.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land