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The Podcast That Talked About The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot: Cyberpunk Uncensored · Multiple Nerdgasm

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Happy Star Wars day everyone oh [ __ ] straight into it welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy well okay it's a couple days away
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but it will be by the time this comes out is that what you're saying well it's
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not Star Wars day now and it won't be Star Wars day when the people hear this
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so I but don't really know what Lou's getting at here it could be Star Wars
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Day by the time we finish recording this oh he's in a time zone where that might be true
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you're in a time zone yeah yeah cuz here it's not Star
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Wars day
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for math 18 hours or so it's an hour and
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54 minutes here so it'd be a very long podcast if we were still going then yeah
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after party in the uh Star Wars day yeah but did you see Disney got in a bit
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of uh trouble for Disney how they trying to celebrate it so Disney came out and
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went hey tell us like your best Star Wars story or memory and all this use
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this hash made of fourth and then they came out with this tweet legal tweet
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after it going basically anything you reply to with this hash we now own and
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everyone got a little bit crazy about it well on the one hand I think if you're
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posting something on Twitter I mean it's kind of fair game anyway isn't it like
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well I think that's what it is they more social L people know hey if you use this
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we might use it in our promotions yeah we'll take a screenshot of it and put it
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up somewhere cuz you posted it publicly so I think you can do that right yeah
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mean it's not like they're going to steal the copyright on your [ __ ]
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memory are they it's not like going to be like oh I remember watching Star Wars
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with my dad and then they're going to be like not that was us Disney we watched
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Star Wars with our dad if you say otherwise we will sue
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every time you remember it you owe us $1 that's the future but that's I think
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it's because I got a bit upset about the wording of it but yeah all I was saying
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is like look if you reply to us with this we might use it can you own a
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hashtag is that what this implies what I doubt it right well that was I think
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that was some of the blow up as well people were going well you can't even
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own a hashtag that you didn't create eight yeah well not only that I mean
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they don't own Twitter yet so yet because I could have I could have just
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been writing something on my own Twitter with the hash May the 4th because that's
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just the [ __ ] date that it is yeah and what Disney owns me
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now well didn't cuz may the fourth didn't start off as a Disney or even a
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Star Wars sing it started off by F actually it started off as an actual just
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calendar I was trying to be smart and I just I ruined it I ruined it back in the
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olden days it was just a day but yeah I think it just started off I don't even
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think like Luca's art or Lucas film even embraced it for a couple of years until
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it really took off yeah but here we are I'm going to celebrate it tomorrow at
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work bye by I was going to talk in a Star Wars accent what is a Star Wars
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accent go on there there isn't one oh we pick one going to walk actually I'll
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stop you there uh I think any accent that is a Star Wars accent is not your
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accent cuz are there any true no wait a minute there are some Australians in the
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prequels yeah yes there are surely we should alert the
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Chan cut that guy out yeah wow see I think it started in what was it in the
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original movies if you were the B Imperial you were British yeah yeah
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except for obiwan good guys were American Obi-Wan and also Darth Vader was
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American so I think kind of was that like a original trilogy thing or was
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that just something Vin kerser did in Empire or was that I guess was it just
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accidental I think that's more I think it's just more accidental that's just
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where they were filming and so you get local actors in probably true yeah and
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then they went yeah that was intentional yep I that annoys me when people do that
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like it's just something that's just happened because and then people try and
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twist it into this statement or something no not like George Lucas to
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make up that's movie it's not like a painting where you just
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paint whatever you want and don't paint whatever you don't want making a movie
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you kind of have to roll with the punches a little bit yeah totally what
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was it in your in your course you're doing when they're talking about what
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was it the Candy Man how like meant to be crawls in the
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mouth and crawls out the ass yeah yeah yeah you see the director on set being
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like and then he crawls out the ass I wonder if Jordan Peele is Jordan peele's
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not doing it right no it's a different guy he's producing it the Remake wonder
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if it's going to have have the old yeah any old unea look let's hope
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so Jordan peele's doing something else
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new that interest County yeah yeah with
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JJ who also interests me but I must say I don't know if it looks any good I
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didn't watch the trailer yet yeah I saw there was a trailer I have not watched
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it yet watch it and then report back to me all right I will that's your homework
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for this week it's pretty pretty easy homework all right good good did did I
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have homework uh the episode's not over yet we could we could work some homework
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out for you I did some homework for last week oh yeah oh you did uh yeah Matt
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after you watched the three uh man with no name films oh yeah I decided I was
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going to catch up as well cuz it's been years Poss since I've seen them and I've
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decied to watch them in reverse order that's one does yeah so yesterday
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I watched The Good the Bad and the Ugly mhm great movie don't remember it being
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3 hours long it's it's very slow it's very it's very long a lot of that is
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just people walking through the desert could have been could have been trimmed
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down a bit Yeah I think yeah for sure I could have could have done with a bit of
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an edit uh but still very good and really killer scenes in there yep uh
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yeah so for a few dos more next and hopefully by next week I would have seen all
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three Okay cool so you haven't watched for a few dollars more yet no not yet
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cuz that's the one we we talked about you know I quite enjoyed that a lot this
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time uh so I'm just curious to see it's
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the one I remember the least about okay I watched another movie this week that
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uh that I'd like to talk about if you guys will permit
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me I'll I'll allow it this time thank
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you uh this film is called the man who
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killed Hitler and then Bigfoot okay I'm
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aware so you finally saw it I've had this in my library for quite some
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time and just haven't you've you've got to be in the right frame of mind for a
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movie like this yeah right you You' got to really really want to be able to
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accept a movie called the man who killed Hitler and then Bigfoot you know you
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you've got to want that schlocky horror
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comedy um so I waited until I was it's not like a date night film oh I've got
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be for to watch but then also it's not like a I've got an hour just throw
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something on for starters there is no way I could convince ha to watch this
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movie exactly but also when do I watch it you know I've got to be in the right
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frame of mind and so I was just I was in the perfect frame of mind for something
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Dopey the other night quite late and I popped this on only to find out this is
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not a comedy oh it's not this is a very
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serious movie about somebody who has PTSD from killing
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Hitler and um oh and uh and is called
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upon to to kill Bigfoot and is all like yeah well that's all I am to you a
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[ __ ] killer aren't I thanks America like it's why he kill bigfoot
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because because the government want him to come out of retirement he's taking
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over the Nazi party we got to stop him so this uh this film stars Sam Elliott
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and if you don't know the name um you'd know his face voice and mustache he he's
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Australian isn't he he's always plays an old cowboy he's said in the big leowski
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right he in the big leowski yeah yeah um I think he actually won an Oscar for
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best supporting role in uh A Star is Born last year oh um as the guy who
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punches uh Lady Gaga I haven't seen that would be a very
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different movie put it this way so the the killing
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of Hitler is is told in flashbacks right when he was a much younger man
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but the movie proper is set when he's old and retired and thinking back on his
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career anding that he didn't take a life even the life of somebody who really
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[ __ ] deserved it right shut and then the Govern he killed someone else as
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well the government come and and tell him that he that they want him to go and
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hunt down Bigfoot and so he does begrudgingly and as you do but you know
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but like he's he says goodbye to we family he knows he's not coming back he
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says goodbye to his brother he's rehomes his dog like it's so [ __ ] serious man
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and then he's so conflicted with like he knows he has to kill this thing when
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when he finally kills Bigfoot you guys don't mind spoilers right when he
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finally kills Bigfoot right he's crying there are tears rolling down this old
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man's cheeks and he's shooting it and and through the tears saying I didn't
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want it to be this way like this is not the comedy I had in mind the other
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night that's sounds so weird I thoroughly recommend it did he have a
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fist fight with Bigfoot I don't know why I just I just
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SE him wrestling it yeah no he wrestles it he wrestles it for sure for sure he
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wrestles it oh God what sorry did we did I get clarification on why the
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government needs Bigfoot murder assassinated okay look they they gloss
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over that pretty Qui but basically Bigfoot is up in Canada and is spreading
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a virus okay and and they say that if the virus isn't contained it's going to
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infect the whole of Canada and then America Next and this is why people you
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need to use protection even when having sex with Bigfoot mhm don't trust him to say he's
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clean you know what they say about big
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feet infected yeah that's right all right so thumbs up on that I guess uh
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yeah i' I'd say so look I mean for all of its trying to be serious it it
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certainly verges on cheesy from time to time but I think that the goodness
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outweighs the Badness and uh yeah I think put this on your list actually
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watched a television show this week that I think just came out in Amazon Prime
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upload have you heard of this one I feel like I've heard of it so it's about it's
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sort of set in the future where when you can sort of live forever so when people
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are dying instead of dying and going away they Bas transfer their
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Consciousness into a computer okay y I couldn't work out what the show was trying to
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be it was sometimes it would go down sort to goofy having fun path and other times it
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was quite serious and I just get the feeling they maybe changed Direction
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after they started filming I don't know why crying while you're killing Bigfoot
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serious no oh yes it's all about sort of Corporations and making money and all
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this stuff but I recommend it I watched the entire season in 2 days so okay how
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many how many episodes just 10 episodes okay upload yeah that sounds interesting
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that's a thing I uh I'm interested in yeah it's all about how like like yeah
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people so you got to be rich to have everything and then there like there
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people who go in who sort of get like two gig of data a
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month okay that does sound cool sounds like something Sam Harris would
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watch I don't know if he watches TV he sounds like it sounds like
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something Sam Harris would watch would read an academic paper on he didn't like
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Tiger King and I listened to him discussing why he didn't like Tiger King
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and I was like pretty good points what uh which episode does he discuss that on
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uh it's one of the you know he's doing like a weekly and a weekly it's um one
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of the one of the you know kind of casual chat ones where they're talking
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about Target King and just about how
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like it's just basically about the story is really just about these people who
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are [ __ ] addicted to meth and will do anything for drugs but they gloss over
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all of that and the abuse of the Tigers and kind of make it about this kind of
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all all this other weird [ __ ] and he said just found him he found it really
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disturbing I agree with that but that's the appeal yeah well I was one of the
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people that really wasn't that too impress with it I watched it and I think
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a lot of people now I think they just got caught up in it and I think it was
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just that perfect storm of everyone sort of being having to be locked in the
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house yeah I'm not sure impressed is the right word to describe my reaction to
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it Joe Exotic really impressed me I mean I loved it don't get me wrong and once I
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started I had to finish it but uh yeah I don't know I don't know how impressed I
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was necessarily I love I love that Luke and Sam Harris are on the same page about this and
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I would love to hear them talk about it I 100% would and I'd like Ben Affleck to
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get in there as well all right let's invite them on next week's podcast I
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want him to violently disagree with Sam on this
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mhm you think Ben's a fan of Tiger King no I just think he's not a fan of uh Sam
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Harris yeah I watched a movie yesterday
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because out of nowhere as I mean I think out of nowhere I'm not quite sure what
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triggered this Jenna says to me can we watch k19 the
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Widowmaker and okay I was
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like yep all right okay I mean it's got Harrison Ford in it I'm assuming that's
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why yeah and not just that she loves submarine
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movies actually I think maybe she does you've got hunt for it October next uh
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we've already watched that not not super recently but recently enough that I was
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like is this a thing but uh we watched K9 the
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Widowmaker which interestingly is not
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available in this country easily huh really
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interesting and I I I mean not that I'm conspiracy minded but I wondered if that
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was something to do with the fact that it's I mean on a Russian sub well it's
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it's just all Russian right it's yeah so
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I don't know interesting it could also just be the fact it's a like a
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20-year-old movie and they weren't getting a lot of views so they decid not
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to license it maybe it is 18 years old now I actually I was like 2002 that's
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pretty re no it's not though yeah Mar it is directed by Catherine Bigalow who is
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like the like Queen of Americana mhm oh
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it's a very good movie I really enjoyed it didn't really enjoy the um the range
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of Russian accents in it I found Harrison Fords in particular to be a
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little lacking but that's fine well in that you've just watched also The Hunt
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for Red October I think they had a fantastic device to get around nobody
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doing Russian accents Sean connory they zoom in on Conor's mouth while he's
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speaking Russian and then oh sure yeah slowly morphs to English they zoom out
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of his mouth and now all the Russians just speak English in whatever accent
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they have yeah genius I guess I need uh submarine movie recommendations no this
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movie was good though I don't know that I'd seen this before I knew of it but I
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don't know that I'd seen it but it was interesting based on a true story about
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a Russian nuclear submarine that was out on a test basically just to show America
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that they had one and the the reactor [ __ ] up and and about how a bunch of
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crew members died and then them trying to survive pretty interesting and uh I
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definitely do not ever want to be in a submarine I don't
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think no I I can't imagine I'd ever be like [ __ ] it I'll go on a sub although
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these movies always remind me of a scenario that I would want to be in
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which is space and because it battar
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Galactica is was very like this but in
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space where like you couldn't you're stuck inside the ship you can't even see
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outside you've got when you look at the Sens of material I think you would be
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trying to make it sort of like a confined spaces cuz you're just wasting
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room with you have the power and exactly give air to so yeah I mean I'm pretty
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sure the ISS is smaller than your average sub right like you'd be [ __ ]
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crazy it is a lot smaller than you you would think yeah and like for all its
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size the bit you can actually go in is a small percentage of the hole Yeah man
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every time I see a photo of somebody flirting around in that you know they've
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got that observation room up on the ISS and they've always got photos of someone
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floating around just looking down at Earth I'm like [ __ ] man that would be
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sot just day trips just to that you know
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God that would be crazy and then I imagine like like I imagine seaf fairing
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back in the day being somewhat like space exploration I mean it's not but
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but just the adventure of It kind of thing and then I imagine is there going
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to be a day where people are just like I'm just going to pop up to Mars like
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the way that we would say I'm going to you know we're we're going to go to
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Europe it's exciting but it's just like we're going to go to Europe I think it
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will happen but and I think it will happen in our lifetime but we won't be able to do
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it cuz you didn't the forms cuz we didn't feel in the forms I don't think
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our bodies would be able to do it yeah the ISS has a pressurized volume of
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32,000 cubic feet same as Boe 747 oh wow
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that's that's not big no so you really want to get along with everyone who's
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there yes there's not that many people up there at any given time just on your
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point Matt though I I often think about that about kind of the Age of
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Exploration you know the exploration of the oceans essentially being akin to
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space travel not only that if if you got on board early then Not only would
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countries look very different to your country yes but people would look
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different to the people you've seen yeah well that's one of my one of my favorite
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movies when I was a kid uh but I haven't seen it in a long time or miniseries I
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guess is Shogun which is about the yeah Dutch I think it's dutch Captain who
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gets Shipwrecked wakes up in Japan MH and it's just perfect Fish Out of Water
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kind of thing cuz you can't imagine two completely two disperate cultures like
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yeah like he has no idea what the [ __ ] is going on no and he doesn't understand
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why they're doing any of the stuff they're doing including why he's in
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prison Y and like they walking down the street someone says something [ __ ]
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dude cuts his head off and everyone on the Street's like well he shouldn't have
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mouthed off and he's just like what the [ __ ] yeah or when he um when he hangs
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that duck up to get smoked and uh and a guy cuts it down cuz it's smells but
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then kills himself because he's Dishonored and he's like the actual [ __ ]
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has just gone on yeah what happened that's a great movie actually I don't
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know that it is now that it's been a while and I'm probably going to find I
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bet it's problematic I bet it is think it's probably problematic too yeah yeah
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um speaking of problematic though I don't specifically remember Harrison
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Ford's Russian accent but his not usually one similar to his American
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accent exactly that's the thing I the only accent I can actually recall him
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doing is the Scottish accent in that one scene in the Last
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Crusade sure yeah no it's not uh well Liam niss
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doesn't really bother in it either Liam niss but he doesn't do his
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own accent either Liam n's screen accent is basically just trying not to sound
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Irish yeah yeah it's it's a good movie I
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uh I found yeah fascinating it's just weird that it's not available anywhere
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and it's probably yeah you're probably right Luke it's probably just no one
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bothered with it yeah like it might have been on something at some point and then
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they get rid of it yeah even when they do get a license they don't get it
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forever no I mean sorry let me clarify you can't even buy it like I was like
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maybe it's cheap on iTunes or something it's not on iTunes and if you if you
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Google it and you find the iTunes link it it comes up and says this is not
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available in the US store and then I checked Google checked Amazon cuz I was
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like wait a minute what the [ __ ] I but you can't buy it either I mean still
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could be nothing Italy or yeah well
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Tortuga Tortuga I'm never going remember I'm never going to remember how to say
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that T it's just cariban Italy for me
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yeah you don't want to go to Italy man [ __ ] I do want to go to Italy so do
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I wrong it is great but you don't want to go now I watched an episode of and
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then now come on don't laugh h house hunt is
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international and I said don't laugh that sounds fine so long as it doesn't
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have Property Brothers in it Drew and Jonathan are fantastic yeah
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and yeah there uh house unders International is basically Americans
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moving overseas and being unreasonably astounded by quite simple and obvious
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things in other countries um and uh generally getting upset that apartments
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in these major cities in European countries aren't as big as their [ __ ]
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houses in Ral America um his kitchen's a bit small
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yeah it's cuz it's an apartment in the middle of [ __ ] London Sweden mhm so
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yeah not your Mana house in in corn country it's a good show but anyway yeah
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this a woman moved to Italy to this little village and I was just like [ __ ]
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man that's beautiful beautiful it is I don't think I'd ever
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want to live in a small village though really I feel like I would oh yeah
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actually just just depends how good is the internet if the internet
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iside you you don't leave your house what where are you going that a village
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doesn't have what you need well I just worried that a small village won't have
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very good internet there well it's got the internet I'm
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happy all right man did you see the when we went to Strasburg and all those
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little medieval French Villages I [ __ ] I would live there in a second did you see
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my photos of that [ __ ] oh yeah that that area is crazy good yeah I went to a
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little village just outside of Strasburg called ratson Reed which is uh I mean
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[ __ ] it looks like it looks like something out of an Eden bighton novel
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yeah it looks like it's a theme park except it's not it's a village and
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people live there yeah yeah well I've actually worked out I'm actually going
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to have to start being careful I need to start going outside more especially when
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I move okay because I don't like going outside now but when I'm moving to the I
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could go straight into the garage remote open so there's no reason for me to be
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outside for more than 5
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minutes what are you what are you avoiding outside for well I just I don't
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go outside so like that's what living in this nice Italy small village would just
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be wasted on me oh that's probably true yeah so who ows your lawn well in the
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new house I don't have a lawn okay who mows your lawn now I do okay good that
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that's the extent of me going side I actually did that today oh cool my M
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it's too wet go on yes I'm pasting something into the into the WhatsApp
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okay yeah um WhatsApp okay this just this just came this just came on my on
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my screen right now oh proof postive wi it off for proof positive that my
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[ __ ] phone list to me because there
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is absolutely no reason for me to be
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getting pictures of literal pictures of Shogun that we literally just talked
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about that we have never [ __ ] spoken about before that is very odd or is
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it um did you say Shogun Dan or actually listening to the audio
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of us all you're right I didn't say it yeah I don't think you did you did
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describe the scene with the goose yeah [ __ ]
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me that's pretty weird eh they conspire me all they like
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as long as they make my life
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easier very good MH MH I got some good
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news for you Luke yeah they are Cy cyber
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Punk will not be sensored in Australia I know I saw that uh story today and I'm
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I'm a little shocked but I'm very happy about it yeah it's pretty weird right
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normally they're uh they make them remove that kind of [ __ ] the drug use
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and uh drug use in particular right it's not and drug use um the the sex scenes
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are going to be a big thing as well sexualized violence I guess yeah what
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does that mean and not only that oh sorry all right it says drug use and
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sexualized violence the former will appear in abundance I thought it was
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going to say there [ __ ] tons of sexualized viol the ladder will blow
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your [ __ ] mind what what is sexualized violence my assumption is
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it's rape yeah that's what I was thinking too that or yeah something like
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that and if it is that I'm really amazed that's making it in yeah to Australia
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cuz that's still normally where they really draw the line these days that's
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what got fantasmagoria band back in the
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day was that even um scene in it St tro
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oh yeah there had to be in train version cuz there was a dildo gun that would you
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would shove into Park the game was censored because of rape yeah yes yep
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Australia says no to games with rape so I just so now I'm happy cuz it's
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not even like in the old days where you could get an import of a game where you
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just like import from another country and still be able to play it because now
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because everything's online you'd import it but it'll just get the an update and
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an update to whatever country you're in yeah well they're saying that the the
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player is not going to be involved in any of that which is good uh it's just
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that there might be that kind of thing happening in the game just in the
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background they're like [ __ ] it I'm putting a gratuitous rape into the
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background of this shot nothing to do with the story cuz they're making with this game
28:51
it's all going to be first person yeah so even the cut scenes you will see from
28:55
how you your character sees it includes the sex scenes oh
29:03
God and evidently they also got motion capture of the sex scenes really
29:10
interesting I read there was an article this week about how geralt is never
29:14
naked in The Witcher just because the
29:19
ratings boards are very very particular about you playing as a naked character
29:25
apparently in Germany in particular like if you want a [ __ ] death sentence for
29:29
a video game have the player control a naked person and Germany's like n like
29:34
wow wonder why right and then even um NPCs it's fine cuz you don't control
29:41
them they can be naked but if you're walking around naked not allowed what if
29:46
you're controlling an NPC well that's not an NPC is it no but I mean not not
29:52
that you're playing as them right but
29:56
tell yeah no I'm I'm thinking of like Conan
30:01
where where you can you can find you can come across naked NPCs that you can hog
30:07
tie and kidnap and then Force into
30:10
slavery how does Germany feel about that I'll ask I don't know yeah next
30:17
next time I'm there I'll ask them yeah how do you feel about hog tying naked
30:21
people and forcing them into slavery H are you the naked
30:26
person well yeah I'm amazed that Australia is like yeah I guess let's just not worry
30:33
about banning all the games now yeah so that's good good I'm hoping to be back
30:38
at some point soon and I'm hoping to play some gratuitous sexual violence I wonder if
30:44
this game would be available in Singapore probably not unlikely no there's no way this
30:49
would make it in Singapore I mean sexual violence sure fine maybe the drug use
30:55
yeah that's it so strange that every country is so very different with what
30:59
they think's okay and what's not cuz they get the ratings a lot of the games
31:02
will come out with the same ratings but for different reasons yeah yeah I still
31:07
can't decide what platform to buy this game on what do you mean oh PC or Xbox
31:12
yeah cuz my PC is better than my Xbox right now and it's going to come out
31:15
before the new Xbox and then I got to figure out is the the new Xbox There You
31:19
Go is is there is there any reason you you need this on the Xbox not like we're
31:23
going to be playing together no but then the the new Xbox is going to come out
31:28
and then is it going to be better on that than on this PC maybe probably and
31:33
the game will automatically update so you don't need to buy like the the new
31:37
Xbox version of it you just buy it and you have it but I'm going to have to
31:40
play it on the old Xbox for a period That's the only that's the only downside
31:45
well you may not have to depending on when they actually released a new one
31:49
yeah that's true cuz they're still saying that's coming out this year yeah
31:54
same same kind of window I guess we shall see I mean this would be a this
31:59
would be a great exclusive for them to have you know for you to have to buy the
32:04
new console yeah if they could this as an exclusive they would be
32:09
laughing it's too late I don't think C project wouldn't do that I don't think I
32:14
don't think they'd have the money for it they'd have to offer something like
32:18
ridiculous for it to get back I'm not sure they do it they they seem like a
32:23
company that's would be against doing something like that oh I I think so as
32:28
well cuz if you look they actually do use put their games out on good old
32:32
games which are DRM DRM fre so you can buy it and then you can be a dick who
32:39
just dist passes the game around yeah mhm yeah they're very strict ethics is
32:45
not the right word you know what I mean they're just they they're good guys
32:50
y they are I was I was going through my games library on Xbox and um I I wanted
32:56
to continue playing a couple of games that i' abandoned you know now that I've
33:00
got some time sometimes that that can be hard it it can be hard especially so I I
33:06
put on Red Dead Redemption 2 this week oh yeah great game it's a beautiful game
33:12
um but what I remembered quickly is that
33:15
it's actually incredibly boring and um none of the characters are relatable or
33:22
even likable so I turned it off again I
33:26
because I watched you know the uh Sergio Leon films I was actually thinking oh I
33:32
might play some Red Dead too because I was kind of you
33:35
know yeah but I I never actually did cuz I was like I don't know that I enjoyed
33:41
that that much so maybe I won't bother not the tone of this game is not
33:45
actually like a Weston I I can't I'm bad
33:49
at at describing why but I the previous
33:53
game was much more atmospheric yeah I enjoyed the first one
33:58
same I think with this one because it is so slow at the start and it's not until
34:02
you get to the very end of the game and you've unlocked all the areas and you
34:06
can fast travel and speeds up a bit that yeah that's right I don't think I can
34:10
fast travel even yet no I can't you have when you have to ride a horse everywhere
34:17
and you can be riding for a good 15 20 minutes before anything happens it can
34:21
be a bit difficult just like real life yep back in the old days I couldn't
34:27
remember what year that happened the actual the actual old west
34:32
or when this game came out 1800s 1800 it 1800s and it wasn't for a very long time
34:38
it wasn't like cowboys were out there for a hundred years it was actually yeah
34:44
Amic was only like that for a short period of time oh yeah the actual Wild
34:47
West was basically about 30 years so weird not only that there is only one
34:54
documented case of a gun in the street where two guys faced off against each
35:00
other and then pulled out their guns and shot at the same time
35:04
one because the funny thing is that's more of an English thing that yeah
35:09
Jewels rich people used to oh yeah um gun fights in the old west there were a
35:14
lot of gun violence don't get me wrong but it was usually messy and sporadic
35:18
the the very famous gunfight at the OK Corral um lasted about 30 seconds it
35:23
wasn't at the OK Corral it was in a vacant lot between the OK carral and a
35:27
photo studio and the um the furthest away of any of the two of the nine
35:32
people that were shooting was
35:37
6t it was just a [ __ ] group of people standing in a circle just [ __ ]
35:41
frantically shooting at each other like that uh scene in police squad where
35:46
there behind the Cars it's exactly like that but it's
35:51
sort of weird that people do have like these showdowns like one-on-one
35:55
gunfights is be something that would have happened but the wild west wasn't like that
36:00
that's that would be too civilized for the wild west you would just shoot
36:03
someone if you going to shoot them oh yeah like if somebody said to me let's
36:07
fight at dawn tomorrow I'll be like yeah sure I'm [ __ ] coming for you
36:10
tonight yeah as soon as you turn you back I'm going to shoot you yeah not
36:15
getting up that early going shoot you in the [ __ ] back dishonorable mate
36:19
dishonorable the other game I criminals tempted to give another go at Luke Conan
36:26
oh [ __ ] Conan was ancestors because it's such an
36:32
interesting concept and we both played it for about the same amount of time
36:36
Luke and uh I went back and played it for another hour or so hoping I'd
36:41
progress a little further and I didn't and it's just it's really not that
36:48
interesting and it's also you're not quite sure what you're doing cuz it
36:53
doesn't hold your hand in this is what you need to do and play it is very much
36:58
you decide you can do whatever you want but I don't have a goal so yeah you can
37:03
do whatever you want but there's actually not much you can do cuz you're
37:06
only a semi sentient animal and you're in a very a very small
37:13
terrain cuz I've got it sitting I was even saw it today I was trying to decide
37:17
what to play and it was sitting there in my install list and I'm no not even I
37:22
told you not to buy it I know I told you not to buy it I tested it out I gave you
37:26
the review don't bother and then you went out and brought it anyway it really
37:31
interesting and it is interesting it sounds it sounds interesting as well
37:35
it's just not you know what though I I think they went a little too retro with
37:40
it it's like cuz it's set like 2 million years ago right where like the these
37:47
early that is very retro yeah that is as about as retro as
37:52
it can [ __ ] get no but like you're essentially a chimp they say that you're
37:57
a human ancestor but just looking at this thing I'm like that's a chip you
38:00
know like if I was a neanderthal or or something or even like a homo hyle
38:05
bensis something that looked more human if I could fashion an axe yeah you know
38:11
what I mean like I I probably feel a little bit more of a connection with
38:15
maybe you got to evolve a little bit first I don't think it I don't think it
38:18
goes that far yeah but you do have to be careful cuz you it all comes down to you
38:24
also breeding as well cuz you have to unlock skills then you breed and then
38:29
you pass on jeans and unlock
38:33
breeding achievement breeding yeah I will get around to giving another try
38:40
mhm well you let me know if you're if you're new try is as successful as mine
38:45
you I started playing something again this week cuz I'm I I started playing
38:50
the the first sorry not the first that that would be inaccurate the um XCOM
38:56
Enemy Unknown be very clear about which game it is cuz
39:00
the first one is the one from the 80s but yeah that's right and the reason for
39:04
that is because the new that new XCOM game came out I forgotten the name of it
39:08
already uh and there was a big sale on so I got that and I got XCOM 2 and I was
39:13
like well I got to finish the first one I never finished it cuz I'm an idiot and
39:16
I should I mean really I should just play two but you may not have to finish
39:21
it cuz there's multiple endings to the first one oh really so you can get an
39:27
ending and then play two which is not what your how your story finished which
39:33
yeah all right fine and then has an intro that explains the plot anyway so
39:37
maybe I should just start with two play what you want to play thanks man I'm
39:42
actually going to I'm going to play something a bit like it I'm going to
39:46
play the new gears game oh tactics gears
39:49
tactics yeah it's pretty much XCOM so yeah right well the reason I wanted to
39:55
play it was good timing cuz you know I discovered playing Divinity that I
39:59
prefer turn-based combat and that's basically what these games are is
40:03
turn-based combat so I did I did like those new Exon games a lot better than
40:08
the originals yeah cuz the originals why they were great games sometimes you
40:14
couldn't really progress very part cuz if you said all your guys out in the
40:17
ship and then one guy went crazy in the middle of them started killing all your
40:20
own guys you g was over man I I love that back in the day though like origal
40:26
back in high school yeah yeah remember Dan we got invited to the the launch of
40:33
this the new series of XCOM in Sydney that was [ __ ] great that's we got
40:37
given copies yeah wait you were there as well Luke right I was the one who
40:42
organized it it was a mulle nerdgasm event no no no I couldn't remember if
40:47
all four of us went or not yeah it was all four of us I've the photos sorry
40:51
didn't me let's put let's put that photo back up on our um social media if we if
40:56
we can if it's I was just thinking cuz you were in camera that you wouldn't you
40:59
didn't come but yeah no you're right you're in the photo so you must have
41:02
been there or you photoshopped yourself in I don't know had a
41:06
Photoshop L that's a pretty good cover story now that was [ __ ] great cuz
41:11
they had us meet at they told us to go to some bar in the Sydney and then some
41:15
bus came and took us to a secret location that's right that's [ __ ]
41:18
awesome and I got very drunk and then they yeah gave us free drinks and we
41:23
played XCOM that was a really good night yeah thanks to
41:28
who the [ __ ] was a publisher for that 2K yeah thanks 2K that was [ __ ]
41:33
awesome sorry Luke you did organize it yeah yeah I
41:39
organized I got us tickets and then you you should forget I was even there no
41:44
look all all I could remember for sure was that Dan and I went right so because
41:49
we lived together and we literally exactly I'm like I can't get that wrong right
41:56
so but then as soon as you said the photo I was like of course they were all
42:00
in the [ __ ] photos so remember when uh because we we met up in like s Hills
42:05
or somewhere like that first and we were we were drinking I think we were quite
42:10
drunk by the time we well they told us to go to a bar what are we supposed to
42:13
do yeah that's right they said me at a bar all right what am I going to do
42:16
drink water but I remember four of us were sitting there and this woman came
42:20
up and were like oh hey guys you what are you guys doing tonight and we're
42:23
like oh we're going to this thing and like we were going to you know just have
42:26
a good old chat with her Dave was like thank you goodbye and she's like and
42:30
he's like goodbye and she's like okay and walks off and we're like what the
42:34
[ __ ] dude he was like that was a prostitute we're like no it wasn't he's
42:40
like yeah yeah she want
42:44
money wink yeah he probably knew he seems very sure
42:50
didn't just your usual
42:55
Dave h anyway great games XCOM like them like them a lot looking forward to trying out
43:01
the new one you mean the one that came out a couple of years ago no no the one
43:07
yeah yeah the new one which is skipping consoles oh is it yeah why you care
43:13
about it yep yeah right which sucks cuz I actually quite like those games and I
43:18
was looking forward to playing it again that's right I've got my gears tactics I'll
43:22
play we've got some um
43:25
interesting uh I guess Co 19's uh you know it's going to be interesting to see
43:31
how the world changes after all this quarantine and social isolation and
43:35
whatnot we've got some interesting stuff going on in particular with the with the
43:38
theaters the movie theaters cuz they're talking about starting to open some of
43:42
these up again which is I don't know how smart that is but we'll see uh they're
43:49
going to have to change the way they do business though for for for the
43:53
foreseeable future which is going to be [ __ ] weird not going to be a to have
43:56
you're not going to be a to have a a soldout theater no they're have to pull
43:59
well they have to pull out seats I guess uh how's that how are they going to do
44:03
this like I have no [ __ ] idea how to do all this cuz yeah what we've leared
44:09
as everyone in the world has learned we can't be trusted with the honor System
44:12
to do that people are [ __ ] stupid so while while it could just be like
44:17
everyone can go if you're in a couple you can sit together but everyone has to
44:20
have like a seat between them yeah well no it's got to be more than a seat right
44:24
cuz they squished those [ __ ] seats in there it's going to have to be a few
44:26
seats isn't it six two seats two seats well it depends which country you're in
44:32
what uh what distance is it in a some countries it's a meters well well
44:36
Australia does have the shortest one I think we're 1.5 M oh okay okay right
44:43
whereas I know America's 2 M 6 feet they keep saying I don't I mean I don't even
44:48
yeah 6 no one knows no one knows what a foot is I
44:51
know the Florida have signs saying um you must stay at least one alligator length
44:58
apart no I didn't know that actually that's funny yeah I've seen those yeah
45:03
that's funny yeah cuz they were talking here about um they don't know they're
45:07
thinking about starting to reopen things about you know next week May 9th I think
45:12
was when they to and they were talking about the governor was saying you know
45:17
if you're a business start thinking about how you're going to change your
45:21
whole [ __ ] business to allow for the fact that people can't be near each
45:25
other and I was likee Jesus like that's right if you may not be able to go back
45:31
to normal in air quotes for yeah quite sometime like if you own a restaurant
45:38
the [ __ ] does that mean for you yeah like it means you're basically you're
45:44
going to be having to Harve the number of tables you have and you but not only
45:48
that you've got to have people there with [ __ ] sticks keeping people away
45:51
from each other like in you know in theory cuz how how much liability is a
45:56
restaurant going to for these things do you guys have lines on the floor
45:59
everywhere now where you have to stand yeah and the amount of people who don't
46:05
pay attention to them drives me insane yeah I saw a dude wandering around the
46:10
other day no masks no nothing just like
46:12
whatever what the actual [ __ ] like the
46:17
mask isn't for you mate yeah like it's for everybody else so don't be a [ __ ]
46:23
withit and the way I I think best way to think about it this
46:27
uh is don't think of it that you're worried about getting it think about try
46:31
and act like you you have it and you don't want to give it to anyone else
46:34
that's the best way to handle it there are people who think it's still not real
46:39
which is baffling to me like why people think that everyone got together and
46:43
it's a big conspiracy I don't know what people get from shutting down the
46:48
country and destroying the economy I mean Jeff Bezos is [ __ ] laughing
46:53
about this all I guess but you know cuz Amazon's presumably doing Gang Busters
46:58
but M I've done so much [ __ ] online shopping since this thing started right
47:04
well that's what one of the things they said was trying to support local
47:05
businesses who are online but it's like I I can't find them like if I need I'm
47:11
trying I've been trying to like if I need something I'm like I'll check see
47:14
if you go online it's Amazon it's just
47:18
all the big ones there's no like I found
47:21
a local like hand wash company like down in Newport and I was like well I'll
47:27
order some stuff from then them so I did but then some other stuff it's just like
47:30
I don't know how do I don't know how to find you know I need uh what did I order
47:36
like oh like I ordered uh chairs right so I got like where do I get chairs from
47:42
locally they're all shut down there's no furniture stores open [ __ ] what kind
47:46
of week has Matt had Luke when he he just I told you I was going to spend
47:53
theh well hand wash chairs a chainsaw
47:58
um that leaf blower that is I got the leaf blower by the way it's [ __ ]
48:03
awesome oh yeah yeah is it fun it's it fun to strap that thing on yeah yeah
48:07
strap it on my back [ __ ] blast the [ __ ] out of those and also you don't you
48:10
don't have a super close neighbor so you're not going to be annoying them
48:13
with it anyway so you're not going to have that guilty feeling yeah he's not
48:16
close with them he [ __ ] hates them that reminds me the time Luke and I
48:22
went to a $2 shop to buy props for uh for uh Christmas Massacre the short
48:29
film we almost made yeah yeah listeners
48:33
can see photos of well what might have been that on on our Facebook I I think
48:39
it's still up on the Facebook let let's then once you back in Australia I'm
48:43
going to come up to Sydney once a month and we're filming stuff mat you can come
48:48
too [ __ ] you [ __ ] you guys I've got everything now Luke I have gone nuts in
48:54
this quarantine I've I've decked my camera I've got microphones
49:00
lights [ __ ] everything we're ready we can go moment
49:05
notice but now we don't have the actors
49:09
yeah that's you and me we need to find
49:12
others mhm mhm I still say at some point in the future we do a two we trip to
49:19
Matt's house and we film something in the woods let's do it let's do it I'm
49:25
all for it we put in every idea we've ever had for a movie into this
49:32
one yeah monsters aliens and slapstick
49:38
comedy I pitched you on this years and years ago yeah that's right it's the
49:43
film we were born to make so speak speaking of film and and the the
49:48
theaters there's been some drama uh around the way that studios are
49:53
releasing films now cuz they got to get these film in front of people but no
49:57
one's going to the theater so I guess Universal out of all [ __ ] films that
50:03
could start this kind of [ __ ] trolls World Tour is the is the problem film is
50:09
that right yeah apparently whatever the f is yeah I don't think that was
50:15
actually I think it's the future ones that are going to be the problem this is
50:18
one that they just trolls world to they've already done yeah they released
50:22
it on streaming Platforms in in lie of the cuz there aren't any theaters at the
50:28
there AR any in other words a brand new film scheduled for theatrical release
50:34
has gone straight to VOD and now what there Universal want to
50:39
do cuz that actually works so well for them they want to start doing that more
50:42
cuz that's what we ever been asking them to do for [ __ ] years just let us
50:46
watch the [ __ ] movie at home I don't want to go hang out with a bunch of
50:48
other weirdos yeah cuz I hate going to the movies cuz the people mhm I like
50:54
going later on after the movie's been out for a little while when you
50:58
basically get a cinema to yourself but also the sooner this is on VOD the
51:03
sooner it'll be on the torrent sites the only reason to release movies
51:10
in theaters first is just so that theaters don't go out of business it's
51:14
stupid like I get it but also people don't want it anymore yeah that's the
51:20
thing this is just supply and demand right if Market pressure is saying I
51:24
don't want to have to go to a big building and sit in a [ __ ] cramped
51:28
seat to watch this I'll give you the same amount of money just let me watch
51:31
it at home I I get it I get you know if you're a massive Corporation that's
51:37
suddenly like oh wait a minute we're [ __ ] no one wants us anymore and
51:41
we're going to go out of business like I sure I bet that sucks but that's it's
51:44
inevitable right this is this is the future but this isn't even the first
51:48
time that Cinemas have been threatened Cinema I mean it's it's a [ __ ]
51:51
miracle Cinemas are even still in existence now because Cinemas in the
51:55
early days of film used to be owned by the studios and then they had laws come
52:00
in that say no no that's a monopoly you can't produce a film and distribut a film
52:07
so you know it was all up in the air then and all these other companies came
52:11
in and then of course television came in and everyone was like [ __ ] I'll just
52:14
watch [ __ ] at home or I'll wait one year and then home video you know well see I
52:20
think this this is going to be interesting because in the past you know
52:24
like the AMC and Regal theaters are now saying well we're not going to screen
52:29
any Universal Pictures movies anymore if they see how long that last yeah I think
52:35
in the past that might have been like oh gez all right that might be a problem
52:39
I'm not sure that is going to matter to them at all mind you that said Universal
52:44
aren't what they used to be well true true I mean there're still a major
52:51
player but I I I think if uh Disney said we're going to go straight to VOD do you
52:57
think the theaters would be like nah well [ __ ] you we're not screening any
53:00
Disney movies anymore they are right pretty much well that's but like that's
53:05
it like we're at the Tipping Point I think right yeah yeah exactly but it's
53:12
Tipping Point is right it's either it's cuz it's all going to collapse either
53:15
suddenly there are no Cinemas or there will be and there is no
53:20
VOD for a year or whatever it is now yeah I saw an interesting article
53:26
actually I don't know why I didn't put this in here about [ __ ] you know
53:30
tenants coming out the new Christopher Nolan film and the article was basically
53:34
saying that it's still coming out in July apparently and that's because
53:38
Christopher Nolan is like no it's coming out in theaters in July for some reason
53:44
well you know accent because he's like so old school because he's like I mean
53:48
he still shoots on film he doesn't shoot on video and he will not allow a film he
53:53
made to come out VOD but there's no theat is open what is he I mean I don't
53:59
know it seems like no I think it's just people are still stuck in the past but
54:04
they they just need to accept you have to move forward that's not the way
54:07
things are anymore and I think movies he's just an artist I guess yeah yeah
54:11
but also I think one of the stupid things that's still happening with
54:13
movies is how much they still spend on Advertising well that I mean
54:19
that's how you get it how you get people to watch it right you got a drama po
54:23
this interest in it the marketing budget
54:26
is more often than the yeah the actual budget of making the film but no I think
54:32
it'll be good if we could sort of get a shift away from movies more to
54:36
television and start bringing the cost of how much people make from them cuz I
54:41
think it's right getting a bit insane with how much like stars make for a
54:46
movie compared to how much stars make for a television show it is a bit silly
54:50
isn't it because a television show which takes longer more people involved will
54:57
get considerably less than a movie so I've never understood that but I think
55:01
there the reason the reason I mean it's cuz it is cuz it has been kind of is
55:07
part of it but also I mean having an
55:11
actor in a film is marketing in a way
55:15
like having Johnny Depp in your film we means well there's a group of people who
55:22
will see this film now so that's guaranteed they they don't care what
55:25
it's about it's just got him in it I'm going yeah so it's almost like Mark and
55:30
it's almost like well I don't know if Johnny Depp's a good example these days
55:32
but it's like a like a almost like a implied quality in a way it's weird like
55:37
you're saying he may not be a good example these days it's weird how it's
55:41
strange how quickly that can change that you go from having this person in the
55:45
movie will get it marketed everyone's going to love it to the next thing they
55:48
put out with no one will go say it because they're over him right well
55:53
actually a good example these days right it might be you got a movie right and
55:57
it's it's it's good script it could be a pretty good movie but then you get Chris
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Hemsworth in it and now it's a Chris Hemsworth movie so you've just gone
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[ __ ] up five levels cuz he's he's the draw like that [ __ ] Extraction movie
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he's in on Netflix the biggest premere on Netflix which grain of salt cuz you
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know quarantine and all that but still but yeah it's what what used to happen
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remember like it wasn't a Die Hard 2 movie just a script they had but then
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they went this movie went well we die hard on this get I think both of them
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both it wasn't Die Hard 2 it was Die Hard three Die Hard with a Vengeance
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three oh right I knew it was one of them that existing scpt and they were like
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what can what can we change the names on actually I want to watch that again
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that's a good movie Die Hard with vengeance just the Die Hard movies I hav
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seen the I've only seen the first three there is don't don't watch the stop at the
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third one in fact skip the second one if you if you
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want Oh speaking of Die Hard although
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not really Matt I just saw the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where
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they recreate Lethal Weapon and I legitimately don't know a why they
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thought they could get away with it and B how they did get away with it I
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know so funny I mean l you'd love it
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it's just all blackface cuz they not not not just one person
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they alternate between who yeah who plays uh not M Denny glov character I've
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seen it oh you've seen that always you seen OD episodes of it right no Luke Googles
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blackace just he wants to see everything I've seen it it's in my it's in my
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collection he's seen Justin Trudeau he's seen Z pit and he's seen Always Sunny
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well keep watching Dan cuz
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Okay this is not the only episode where they a
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weapon they make a sequel excellent excellent I've seen that as well mhm
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