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PHD IN PODCASTING · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. Don't let him change any decisions
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Speaker 1: you were going to make. But if you want to
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Speaker 1: go back to Italy and live your best life there,
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Speaker 1: do it. Do whatever you want to do.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I don't think any decision is a wrong or right decision.
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Speaker 3: I think it's just like whatever decision you make is
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Speaker 3: the right decision and you just have to fully, you know,
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Speaker 3: go into it.
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Speaker 2: Okay, a little different start to this episode.
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Speaker 3: I'd like to ask you a quick question, go for it.
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Speaker 3: Has anyone ever gotten you a gift and then kept
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Speaker 3: it for themselves?
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Speaker 1: Feel like that's something you do want to No offense
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Speaker 1: ever happened to you. Off the top of my head,
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Speaker 1: no it hasn't. But is it about to happen to me?
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Speaker 2: I don't know, because I just want you to watch something.
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Speaker 1: Did I get you something and I kept it for myself?
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Speaker 2: I just want you to watch this. I'm gonna give
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Speaker 2: it to you in a second. Just press play on
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Speaker 2: the top there. Please?
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Speaker 1: What could I get you? Rolettables podcast is hosted by
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Speaker 1: Jake Craig aka scrub Daddy and myself A Clark aka
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Speaker 1: scrub Mummy, Scrub Mummy Bro.
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Speaker 2: I have a scrub mummy. In my it sounds like
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Speaker 2: a brand deal or advert or.
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Speaker 1: Some sort, but it's not. And I can't take the
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Speaker 1: claim for this. My girlfriend's mum for us born, for
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Speaker 1: us brush.
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Speaker 2: Where's my scrub daddy? Oh?
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Speaker 1: I think I just took it. He said you had one.
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Speaker 3: I couldn't help but think about this the other day
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Speaker 3: and I was like, wait, I need to go make
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Speaker 3: sure he did say us.
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Speaker 1: We were like, oh, it's about the time I need
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Speaker 1: a new scrub daddy. Oh, holy got me one. Ours
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Speaker 1: is deteriorated. I think what OI didn't get me one.
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Speaker 1: I think what would have happened was I would have
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Speaker 1: come up here to pick up the rubbish, clean up
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Speaker 1: the studio like a good co host that I am.
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Speaker 2: Would have come in here.
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Speaker 1: Saw the scrub daddy on the ground, disrespected. You would
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Speaker 1: have gone down just to go eat some food or
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Speaker 1: something like you usually do, probably probably something unhealthy. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. And I was like, you know what, I'm
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Speaker 1: just going to clean up if take back, and you
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Speaker 1: won't even know. And you only realized because you needed
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Speaker 1: a new srub daddy didn't.
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Speaker 3: Now do you want to know what I remember happening?
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Speaker 3: And at the time, I didn't say anything because I
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Speaker 3: wasn't in need of.
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Speaker 2: A scrub daddy. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So if you keep playing it, like if I left
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Speaker 3: everything in there's a week, get to a point where
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Speaker 3: we're like, shit, we got to stop talking about it,
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Speaker 3: like their brand, this is free exposure, and and I
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Speaker 3: chuck and we chuck them over whatever. And I remember
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Speaker 3: when we were done recording, you were like, oh, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I'm going to take.
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Speaker 2: My scrub days and I was gonna. At the time,
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Speaker 2: I was like, I think one of them is my,
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Speaker 2: but I didn't say.
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Speaker 3: It because I was like, I don't even need what
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Speaker 3: I have on. And then yesterday I get home, we
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Speaker 3: get home from from we were, we go away, We
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Speaker 3: get home, and Joanna says, oh, next time you're out,
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Speaker 3: if you can remember, can you please get a new scrub, Mummy, because.
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Speaker 2: Oh, mummy, I was as fucked same scrub daddy, scrub.
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Speaker 1: Now you want my scrub, Mummy, I'll take them.
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Speaker 2: I think I deserved both of them.
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Speaker 3: After being given the gift and then stripped of it.
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Speaker 1: I've got nothing to say.
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Speaker 2: What do you say? Where is it?
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Speaker 1: It's still in the package, isn't it? My apologies? No,
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Speaker 1: they're in my kitchen sink. At least they're getting some use. Man,
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Speaker 1: think of that. I guess they're like a married couple.
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Speaker 1: My apologies, My apologies, scrub Hey. The gesture was there.
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Speaker 1: I could have easily from you. No, no, this is
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Speaker 1: what happened. So I got them from my girlfriend's mum.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I could have easily just taken them home and you
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Speaker 1: would have never known any better. At least I brought
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Speaker 1: them to the podcast, and you knew you were getting
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Speaker 1: a gift. See, at least you have the satisfaction of
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Speaker 1: thinking you were getting a gift rather than not knowing
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Speaker 1: any of this going on in the background.
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Speaker 3: Does Cassie's mum listen to this. She might, So that
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Speaker 3: means that she's listening to this. She's really very she's
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Speaker 3: finding out at this very second. But that you didn't
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Speaker 3: even get actually give it to me, Yeah, she's gonna
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Speaker 3: be pick gave it to you. You might give something
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Speaker 3: to someone and then take it and then say I gave.
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Speaker 2: It to him.
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Speaker 1: You can when your cos just a chill guy. I
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Speaker 1: wouldn't notice. I didn't even do it consciously. Well, I'll
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Speaker 1: tell you what. We have other stuff in this studio
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Speaker 1: right now? What do you want of mine? You can
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Speaker 1: have that water pistol. I own half of everything in here.
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Speaker 1: What do you want half of everything? I wouldn't mind
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Speaker 1: that laptop. That's the only thing. That's the only thing
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Speaker 1: I owned fully fucking now.
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Speaker 2: But so I guess.
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Speaker 3: I mean I get to say I've been given a
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Speaker 3: gift and then take I'll get you.
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Speaker 1: A scrub daddy? Is that the whole point of this segment?
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Speaker 2: Actually? I need to just go order a few.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The guy that invented that ship is rolling in it,
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Speaker 3: like he literally, there's no I honestly reckon. He gets
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Speaker 3: custom made toilet paper with one hundred dollar bills and
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Speaker 3: he wipes his ass with that.
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Speaker 1: I've always wanted to be one of those people who
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Speaker 1: like say like, oh, what do you do for a living? Like,
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Speaker 1: and they say, like the most random, niche thing. It's
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Speaker 1: just like, oh, yeah, I own Alan Snakes. Yeah, like
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Speaker 1: they like I own scrub daddyddy.
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Speaker 3: Have you ever have you ever plugged something into a
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Speaker 3: wall and you're like, yeah, like I invented sockets, Like
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Speaker 3: what the fuck are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: The wheels in your cart? That was me.
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Speaker 2: I have a friend a family friend. Who do you
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Speaker 2: do you really this is not I have a family acquaintance.
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Speaker 2: There we go, Okay, at least you.
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Speaker 1: Put a family in front of it, because otherwise you
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Speaker 1: don't have any friends ever to me, man.
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Speaker 3: I actually I do have friends of the news. His
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Speaker 3: name is Harry Quayle.
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Speaker 1: He's a business partner mate. There's underlying tis.
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Speaker 3: Or he's a conditional friend, not an unconditional friend. He's
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Speaker 3: a conditional friend. Just kidding, Harry, love you, but he'll
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Speaker 3: say something to us if I'd say that. But so,
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Speaker 3: I there's a guy that I know, a family acquaintance.
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Speaker 2: But so he like you know how walll kids go
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Speaker 2: in to different type of sports.
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Speaker 3: He took up like go karting, like proper like on
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Speaker 3: your way to the f one Yeah yeah, yeah, like
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Speaker 3: proper professional like go karting. And he was like I
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Speaker 3: don't know if he was the best in Australia, but
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Speaker 3: he was.
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Speaker 2: Like up there.
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Speaker 1: And then wait, family friend. I know Jake's family. So
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Speaker 1: he was rich, No he wasn't, and he was gocarting,
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Speaker 1: but isn't it a rich sport?
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Speaker 3: So like they know it's an expensive sport to be
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Speaker 3: and they're like they I don't think they have a
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Speaker 3: lot of money. And so this guy he is like
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Speaker 3: racing in like competitive racing in like go karting, and
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Speaker 3: then I don't know if it was in Australia or
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Speaker 3: if he went straight from go karting up to he
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Speaker 3: got like picked up to go race in this audi
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Speaker 3: circuit in Germany. And he lived in Germany, and he
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Speaker 3: raced in Germany, and he went to Union Germany and stuff.
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Speaker 3: He like he can speak fluent German. I don't know
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Speaker 3: if he still can because he hasn't been there for years.
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Speaker 3: But so I remember he had come home for a
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Speaker 3: bit and I saw him and I was asking about it,
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Speaker 3: and he's like, it's a fucking sick thing, you know.
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Speaker 3: It's like but it was really hard for him to
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Speaker 3: compete with the people he was racing against because they
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Speaker 3: all came from like very very wealthy backgrounds, and like
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Speaker 3: they could hire out a track for like practice time,
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Speaker 3: where he couldn't because it cost so much money. So
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Speaker 3: he would only get like the day before a race,
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Speaker 3: he would get to practice and then the next day
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Speaker 3: was a race. So he had to be just like
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Speaker 3: pure skill for him. I think he did decently, he
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Speaker 3: goes like third a.
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Speaker 2: Couple of times.
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Speaker 3: But so one of the people who was racing against
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Speaker 3: was the was a child of like royalty from like
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Speaker 3: some weird European country, like their mom and dad was
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Speaker 3: like the prince and princess of this country. That's cool,
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Speaker 3: And they were racing against this person that was just
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Speaker 3: like literally a princess or a prince or whatever. And
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Speaker 3: then another one that was like going along the lines
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Speaker 3: of like that weird thing that made you rich was
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Speaker 3: he was racing against a guy's son, and the guy's son.
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Speaker 3: So the dad of this guy's of this guy was
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Speaker 3: the guy who invented chocolate sprinkles, and they were just
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Speaker 3: fucking loaded from it.
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Speaker 2: Invented chocolate sprinkles.
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Speaker 1: Bro, wait, what can we create? And so I remember
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Speaker 1: being a kid and like, there's okay, I've got something, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: gum that never loses its flavor?
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Speaker 2: Is that possible? And if it is, that would exist.
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Speaker 1: Months with a mindset like I'll be having kids around
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Speaker 1: a go kart course and you'll be fucking eating your
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Speaker 1: ship gum.
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Speaker 3: But do you remember when we were in early beach
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Speaker 3: before we started the podcast, we were like in our
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Speaker 3: cars living in our cars and sounds like technically we were.
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Speaker 2: Technically we literally were, and no we weren't. We had
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Speaker 2: homes to go back to if we wanted to. Sorry
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Speaker 2: we put that out there, but.
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Speaker 3: Do you remember we And that was when I had
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Speaker 3: just broken up with a girlfriend and we started going
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Speaker 3: to the gym gravity fitness fucking hectic.
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Speaker 1: I remember showing Jake the ropes.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you I remember just like as soon
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Speaker 3: as we started going to gym, we would like we
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Speaker 3: went bought some pre workout. We went and bought like protein,
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Speaker 3: and then you were telling me about like what creatine
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Speaker 3: is that you were teaching me all the ship and
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Speaker 3: then I remember we were like we for some reason
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Speaker 3: didn't like the creatine or no, maybe we didn't like
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Speaker 3: the pre workout or something. But I remember we had
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Speaker 3: this idea to have pre workout gum.
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Speaker 2: Oh you remember that.
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Speaker 1: I do remember. And that's the thing now and then
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Speaker 1: for like three years later, someone's invented it.
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Speaker 2: So ef. You know, I think we can I think
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Speaker 2: if we put our minds to it, like we can
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Speaker 2: have a good idea. If we go through it, it could
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Speaker 2: be good.
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Speaker 1: And the other day, like six months ago, Jake said,
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Speaker 1: Netflix original two Guys on a podcast. Yeah, is like
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Speaker 1: the core theme of it.
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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, there needs to be in a Netflix series
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Speaker 3: about a podcast.
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Speaker 1: Nobody wants This came out like a month ago, and
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Speaker 1: he's finished it. I know I did finish it. You'll
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Speaker 1: find out about that.
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Speaker 2: I still talk about it now.
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Speaker 1: We can talk about it now.
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Speaker 3: Why not.
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Speaker 1: Nobody wants this? You loved it? I fucking loved it.
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Speaker 1: Mid Really so what so?
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Speaker 2: Nah?
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Speaker 1: You're what are you talking about?
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Speaker 3: So?
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Speaker 2: Mid Man? Tell me why I need a reasonable I.
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Speaker 1: Could tell what was happening, like ten miles away.
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Speaker 2: See that's what I liked about it.
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Speaker 1: For your it's an easy watch, your simple brain.
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Speaker 2: Didn't I say that it's an easy watch?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, easy watch to me? Doesn't know I know what's
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Speaker 1: going to happen, Like Modern Modern Family is an easy watch,
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Speaker 1: and I.
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Speaker 2: Don't know what's gonna happen. I didn't know what was
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Speaker 2: going to happen, Yes, I did.
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Speaker 1: You could easily tell they were going to fall in
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Speaker 1: love at the end.
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Speaker 2: Obviously it's a fucking drum of romance.
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Speaker 1: Spoiler alert, We're going to talk about everything in it,
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Speaker 1: but yeah, spoilers. Okay, So firstly, how do they depict podcasting?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, see that was a question someone asked them. That's
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Speaker 2: why I watched it. So what do you think.
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Speaker 1: It wasn't that much podcasting. I guess they depicted it,
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Speaker 1: like Jake said, quite well, with like they were always saying, like, no,
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Speaker 1: save it for the podcast, especially because they were sisters
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Speaker 1: and like I assume they always hang out, which I
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Speaker 1: think was quite true, especially when we have a good
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Speaker 1: story or like a good video, we'll not show each
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Speaker 1: other or a good saying or something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good meme.
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Speaker 1: But otherwise they made it seem quite easy.
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Speaker 2: They did make it seem easy. I think that the.
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Speaker 3: Whole point of it was like they were already a
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Speaker 3: very well established Yeah, so I think that was kind
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Speaker 3: of left out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the content wise, like talking about everything seem
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Speaker 1: quite which for some people I assume it would be
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Speaker 1: quite easy for like big teams around him.
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Speaker 2: But I thought it was.
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Speaker 1: I don't know it was to a certain extent, it
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Speaker 1: wasn't that much about podcasting.
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Speaker 2: I thought it'd be a little bit more.
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Speaker 1: I would say, it's like pretty pretty true, like it
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Speaker 1: was a similar to us as well, like sex relationships
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Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, I thought it was interesting in it
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Speaker 1: when she got a boyfriend to the rabbi what was
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Speaker 1: his name?
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Speaker 2: Fuck, I don't get I watched it one the rabbi like.
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Speaker 1: The podcast started to flunk because she didn't want to
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Speaker 1: open up about her relationship, which I thought was a
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Speaker 1: little bit relatable because we do have this little mental
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Speaker 1: battle of what to tell and what not to tell
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Speaker 1: on the podcast, but we're pretty open to be honest, and.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were depicted to be more open
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Speaker 2: and honest.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and like if they were even talking about one
12:48
Speaker 3: thing I noticed was like they were like, you know,
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Speaker 3: downloads are tanking because you're boring now you're not that
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Speaker 3: fun single person. And and I think like we had
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Speaker 3: a mental battle when we both got girlfriends, Like not
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Speaker 3: not that we not that we went out and did
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Speaker 3: fun ship before that, Yeah, but I think like leaning
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Speaker 3: into the fact that we have girlfriends actually was better.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. We definitely had that
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Speaker 1: mental battle at the style like do I tell everyone
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Speaker 1: or no?
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Speaker 2: Do we bring it up straight away?
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Speaker 3: Do we?
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Speaker 1: And then the storyline, man, I just didn't like it really.
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Speaker 1: She was like patrol, like they both didn't know what
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Speaker 1: they wanted out of a relationship.
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Speaker 2: It was so toxic.
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Speaker 1: He was very he was putting his job before her yep,
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Speaker 1: which I gets relatable. But then he was alluding to
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Speaker 1: the fact that she was his everything. But then behind
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Speaker 1: the closed doors he's like, dah, I want to be
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Speaker 1: the best rabbi ever. And then he didn't know what
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Speaker 1: he wanted. Then he was kept coming back on himself
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Speaker 1: and making the relationship confusing. I was like, this guy's toxic,
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Speaker 1: and then she was toxic because she's out coming out
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Speaker 1: of past toxic relationships. And then she's fucking snooping, and
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Speaker 1: then the brothers and sisters are getting involved. I was like, mane,
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Speaker 1: this is fucking this is just one big fuck fest.
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Speaker 2: The brother loved him.
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Speaker 3: He was a mad dog's wife bitch. Oh yeah, biggest
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Speaker 3: bitch ever. Or what about the rabbi's mum?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: The only part I really is a cow. Yeah. Because
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Speaker 1: they portrayed someone commented to Judaism, they did.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. What I wanted to know was how how accurate
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Speaker 2: was a Judaism? And I don't.
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Speaker 3: I think there was a bit of backlash with the
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Speaker 3: show of that it wasn't very accurate.
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Speaker 2: They portrayed it like too culty.
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Speaker 3: But you need an antagonist, yeah, you know, And so
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Speaker 3: they decided that that's way to do it. But I mean,
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Speaker 3: I think we're not like I think it's there's some
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Speaker 3: people that probably would be like, oh wow, Judaism is
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Speaker 3: like a cult, but I don't think we're dumb enough
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Speaker 3: to think that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So I think we're a good audience to watch it
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Speaker 3: because we're not going to think of Jewish people as
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Speaker 3: like dickheads.
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Speaker 2: No, no, not at all.
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Speaker 1: And I suppose it was quite ironing because I know
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Speaker 1: nothing about Judaism.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say they got some stuff accurate about just
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Speaker 3: like you know, the church and like he's a yeah,
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Speaker 3: but overall it's Kristin Bell, Christ.
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Speaker 2: And Bell something about it in that day, I know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I've never found like Christ and Bell, like
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Speaker 1: I don't know, like neither attractive, Like yeah, wow, she's beautiful.
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Speaker 2: They portrayed her good.
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Speaker 3: Wait the first kiss scene. But tell me you liked that,
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Speaker 3: Oh that was good? Yeah yeah, yeah, tell me that
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Speaker 3: was the best.
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Speaker 1: Thing you I think you built it up in my
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Speaker 1: head that it was too good and then it was mid.
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Speaker 2: You see, But that's I think it's that good. I
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Speaker 2: think it's that good.
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Speaker 1: Overall, they have what is it, IMBD ratings rotten tomatoes.
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Speaker 1: Now they got rotten relatables. Rating is six point nine
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Speaker 1: out of ten.
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Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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Speaker 3: I was gonna say out of five out of ten? Yeah,
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Speaker 3: I honestly I think it deserves seven and a half.
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Speaker 1: That's not that good.
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Speaker 2: It is out of ten.
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Speaker 1: The way you were explaining it was like a fucking
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Speaker 1: nine point.
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Speaker 2: Now, but I've watched shows that are way better. I
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Speaker 2: just watched a cartoon that I think is a ten invincible.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to stop taking your recommendation to day.
15:53
Speaker 1: You need to play like your cards better.
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Speaker 2: What okay, Well, I'm about to watch The Lincoln Lawyer.
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Speaker 3: You've been frothing at the mouth, by the way, and
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Speaker 3: if it's ship if.
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Speaker 1: I don't like it, but it might be too intellectual
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Speaker 1: for you, Like there's a lot of thinking involved, and
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Speaker 1: like you've got to understand the cases and how the
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Speaker 1: court room.
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Speaker 2: What if I put the subtitles on that might help?
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Speaker 1: That might help. But if you don't like it, it's
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Speaker 1: because you don't understand.
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Speaker 2: Okay, with nobody wants this.
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Speaker 3: Firstly, I can't believe there isn't a podcast called Nobody
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Speaker 3: Wants This Now, and it's Nobody.
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Speaker 1: I like the writing on it.
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Speaker 2: I loved it.
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Speaker 3: But secondly, I've got to say, like for a gen
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Speaker 3: Z world that we now live in, right this like
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Speaker 3: twenty first century, I reckon they got the flaws that
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Speaker 3: we all.
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Speaker 2: Have going into a relationship.
16:49
Speaker 3: I think they got it all quite accurate of like
16:52
Speaker 3: how we think and the overthinking and then like you know,
16:55
Speaker 3: the the scariness of like committing to it instead of
16:57
Speaker 3: the job that you've worked so hard for, shit like that.
17:00
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like they got that one.
17:01
Speaker 1: I guess they're right, and they had to like go
17:03
Speaker 1: into it in more depth to make it entertaining.
17:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent.
17:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, rather than just have the mental battle on yourself,
17:09
Speaker 1: they actually had to go through with it.
17:10
Speaker 2: Also, so the main character, dude right I plays his boyfriend.
17:13
Speaker 2: I wish I remember his name. But also I didn't think.
17:16
Speaker 1: It was that good looking there portraying him. He's just
17:18
Speaker 1: really good looking.
17:19
Speaker 2: Rabbi. I got to say, like there was something about it.
17:22
Speaker 1: I should have like cleaned his bead up or something,
17:24
Speaker 1: but I.
17:24
Speaker 2: Think that's like adding to the ruggedness.
17:25
Speaker 3: Maybe he wasn't overly masculine, like I want to say, though,
17:30
Speaker 3: there's not a human on planet Earth with riz like that.
17:33
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, one can talk like that.
17:35
Speaker 1: Now. The study was smooth. He is the smoothest personal life.
17:40
Speaker 1: And also I was falling in love with him. You
17:42
Speaker 1: touched on the fact of like if you're dating an
17:45
Speaker 1: actor or an actress and they're having like an intimate
17:48
Speaker 1: love making or kissing scene, I don't think.
17:51
Speaker 2: I could do it. No, they looks like they were
17:55
Speaker 2: in love, or I couldn't watch the show.
17:57
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't watch to show you either, But I
17:59
Speaker 1: need my wife to like this is a real kiss,
18:01
Speaker 1: or this is they're really like going for it right now,
18:03
Speaker 1: Like he's hard.
18:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way he's not hard. And there's no
18:07
Speaker 2: way her panties aren't dripping right now. Yeah, the way
18:10
Speaker 2: that he grabs her.
18:11
Speaker 3: Face when they kiss and they think about how many
18:14
Speaker 3: takes they have to do.
18:15
Speaker 1: But yo, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, maybe
18:17
Speaker 1: he's playing in our immaturity, but like imagine like he's
18:20
Speaker 1: fucking your wife's coming home from work and then smells
18:23
Speaker 1: like another man and like, how's your We did like
18:25
Speaker 1: six kissing scenes, like he was getting a bit over
18:28
Speaker 1: it by the end of it, but.
18:29
Speaker 2: We kissed for like three hours.
18:33
Speaker 1: I talked to Jake oh.
18:35
Speaker 2: Man, like, Okay.
18:36
Speaker 3: I listened to the Armchair Expert episode where he had
18:41
Speaker 3: his wife on. So Archer Expert is by Dax Shepherd. Yeah,
18:44
Speaker 3: it's a podcast, and Kristen Bell, the main character in
18:46
Speaker 3: the show, is his wife and he had the other
18:48
Speaker 3: guy on with her. They were on together. You should
18:51
Speaker 3: listen to. And Dax is a chill guy.
18:56
Speaker 2: Oh.
18:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't give a shit because he just is
18:59
Speaker 1: an actor as well.
19:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the guy, but the guy is also
19:02
Speaker 2: married the other guy that is in it, But that
19:04
Speaker 2: would happen all the time.
19:05
Speaker 3: Let's just quickly like just because everyone's probably so pissed
19:07
Speaker 3: off at us, Like I just want to look up
19:09
Speaker 3: his name in real life.
19:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, se Kristen Bell is the main girl.
19:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he wants this Adam Brody and he plays
19:17
Speaker 3: Noah Noah that it and Kristen Bell's character is Joanne.
19:20
Speaker 3: But the guy so Timothy Simmons plays Sasha Roklov and
19:24
Speaker 3: he's Adam Brody's brother in the show. And he's the
19:27
Speaker 3: funniest fucking guy alive. I think he is the best.
19:31
Speaker 1: That was good acting. But for everyone, if you want
19:33
Speaker 1: to go watch it, I recommend it.
19:37
Speaker 3: Go watch it if you just want to sit there
19:38
Speaker 3: and watch something that you're not going to get super
19:40
Speaker 3: emotionally invested in, and if like a character was to die,
19:43
Speaker 3: you'd be upset. Like, nobody dies in this But I'm
19:45
Speaker 3: saying like, if there's an issue in an episode, that
19:47
Speaker 3: resolved that episode. I hate it when there's an issue
19:49
Speaker 3: in an episode and you have to wait till the
19:51
Speaker 3: next episode.
19:51
Speaker 1: It's a good show. If you want to watch some
19:53
Speaker 1: TikTok's whits on in the background there you go, Yeah.
19:56
Speaker 2: Legit, that's what I did. Well.
19:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you just sit there and you fucking I
20:00
Speaker 4: had to focus on it, you sib Yeah, dah m.
20:12
Speaker 2: Let's go. You guys know what to do. Link is
20:14
Speaker 2: in the description of this video or in our bio
20:17
Speaker 2: on Instagram. You go down. It's all anonymous and.
20:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want a dilima in the episode, that's
20:22
Speaker 3: where you submit it. Okay, Hey Addie and Jake, first off,
20:29
Speaker 3: huge thanks for having the guts to start this podcast. Seriously,
20:32
Speaker 3: you guys have made my drives.
20:33
Speaker 2: So much more fun. Here's my dilemma. Thank you very
20:38
Speaker 2: much for that compliment, by the way. So here's the setup.
20:41
Speaker 3: I'm a PhD student and last year, while I was
20:44
Speaker 3: studying abroad, I met my now ex boyfriend. He was
20:49
Speaker 3: also an international student, and we had a great thing
20:52
Speaker 3: going for about ten months. He ended up finishing his
20:56
Speaker 3: degree before me and headed back home while I stayed
20:59
Speaker 3: in a few more months. We went long distance after that,
21:04
Speaker 3: and honestly.
21:05
Speaker 2: We made it work.
21:06
Speaker 3: We'd call every day, send little updates, and even plan visits.
21:12
Speaker 3: But then I started noticing small changes. I brushed it
21:16
Speaker 3: off at first, thinking it was just my anxiety since
21:20
Speaker 3: I was basically living in the lab, always tired. Turns
21:24
Speaker 3: out my gut was right. He called me a few
21:28
Speaker 3: weeks later to say he'd met someone back home and
21:31
Speaker 3: wanted to be with her, Bustard Bustard.
21:35
Speaker 2: He said the distance was.
21:36
Speaker 3: Too hard, and quote unquote, it just felt right with her,
21:42
Speaker 3: So I told him I understood and wished him all
21:45
Speaker 3: the best.
21:46
Speaker 2: We haven't talked since.
21:48
Speaker 3: Fast forward to now, I'm wrapping up my research and
21:51
Speaker 3: applying for post doc positions. I've gotten some offers, including
21:56
Speaker 3: one at his university, which of course is an incredible,
22:01
Speaker 3: has an incredible cancer center and would be amazing for
22:04
Speaker 3: my work. So now I'm like, should I go there?
22:08
Speaker 3: Or should I just head back to Italy and avoid
22:11
Speaker 3: the whole situation? And to make things worse, I just
22:15
Speaker 3: listened to your How Boys Love episode and now the
22:18
Speaker 3: whole Limerence thing is stuck in my head? Am I
22:21
Speaker 3: an asshole?
22:21
Speaker 2: If I go?
22:22
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear your thoughts and hope you've got
22:25
Speaker 3: to kick out of my story?
22:27
Speaker 2: Thanks?
22:27
Speaker 1: Well, is she an asshole if she goes to his uni?
22:30
Speaker 2: Yes?
22:30
Speaker 1: No way, I don't think so either, not at all. Firstly, really,
22:36
Speaker 1: it makes me happy that people who are doing a
22:38
Speaker 1: PhD listen to this podcast. Yeah, I don't disagree with that,
22:48
Speaker 1: but fucking like, props to you, Like, that's crazy. That
22:51
Speaker 1: is a smarty pants if you ask me, h, that
22:54
Speaker 1: is so cool. I'm trying to just like wrap my
22:56
Speaker 1: head around.
22:56
Speaker 2: I have a year ten education.
23:00
Speaker 1: How much work goes into that, So props to you
23:02
Speaker 1: for completing that. Firstly, Yeah, but have you done that plan?
23:08
Speaker 1: Jake's not even gonna be able to understand Lincoln lawyers soon.
23:15
Speaker 1: But okay, okay, okay, okay, let's break this down So firstly,
23:21
Speaker 1: the long distance thing that always fucking happens that exact situation.
23:25
Speaker 2: Yes, breaks apart.
23:26
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, no one's in front of me anymore.
23:28
Speaker 1: Oh I don't love you anymore. Fuck you so sorry
23:31
Speaker 1: I had to go through that.
23:32
Speaker 2: That sucks. He tried.
23:33
Speaker 1: At least you tried. This script to say you tried. Yeah,
23:36
Speaker 1: But honestly, it's a simple answer. Jesus, act like you
23:41
Speaker 1: would if you never dated this boy. If you want
23:44
Speaker 1: to go to this great cancer research university, do it.
23:50
Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck.
23:50
Speaker 1: There's millions of people in the world, and don't let
23:54
Speaker 1: him change any decisions you were going to make. But
23:56
Speaker 1: if you want to go back to Italy and live
23:58
Speaker 1: your best life there, do whatever you want to do.
24:02
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think any decision is a wrong or
24:04
Speaker 2: right decision.
24:04
Speaker 3: I think it's just like whatever decision you make is
24:07
Speaker 3: the right decision, and you just have to fully, you know,
24:10
Speaker 3: go into it.
24:10
Speaker 1: We saw when were yourself. We've done research. We've done
24:14
Speaker 1: some research too.
24:15
Speaker 2: Eh.
24:15
Speaker 1: Oh really in some past episodes how people get over breakups?
24:21
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, they avoid places where their ex might be.
24:27
Speaker 2: Or usually hang that could be considered unhealthy.
24:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like maybe that's your approach to get over
24:33
Speaker 1: your ex is like I don't want to go anywhere
24:34
Speaker 1: I might see him because it might bring all these
24:36
Speaker 1: emotions back. But I think it's important that you deal
24:38
Speaker 1: with all the emotions from the breakup. Assume it's like
24:41
Speaker 1: how long the stations they break up she's.
24:43
Speaker 2: Been she was with him for ten months and a while. Yeah,
24:49
Speaker 2: I don't.
24:49
Speaker 3: It didn't say how long they've been broken up for,
24:51
Speaker 3: but I'd say it's been a little while.
24:53
Speaker 1: I think it's important to make your decision up before
24:56
Speaker 1: you leave, that you're going to go there and be like,
24:57
Speaker 1: all right, I've got fucking three months to get over
25:01
Speaker 1: this guy before I moved there. Because no ex boyfriend
25:05
Speaker 1: or ex girlfriend should have any impacting factor of what
25:08
Speaker 1: decisions you make in your life, especially if they're important
25:11
Speaker 1: ones like doing haptic cancer research to benefit the fucking
25:14
Speaker 1: community around us. Yeah, like, go do whatever is best
25:18
Speaker 1: for you and your career. Not any fucker boy who
25:21
Speaker 1: can't realize what an important person you are.
25:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't think.
25:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, look if you go there and you see him
25:27
Speaker 3: and he's like, what are you doing here, and you
25:28
Speaker 3: just be like I got accepted.
25:29
Speaker 2: You know, I'm researching cancer. What's he gonna say? You
25:31
Speaker 2: came here for me? You're researching cancer. I know who
25:36
Speaker 2: the fuck's gonna try and be like I'm the main
25:37
Speaker 2: character here. You came here for me. You're not a
25:39
Speaker 2: research and cancer Yeah, obviously researching cancer. Yeah, I don't
25:42
Speaker 2: ever think it.
25:43
Speaker 1: And then you then go date like a hot professor
25:45
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, yeah, get with the hottest guy. That's
25:48
Speaker 1: a good question for your jack. Yeah, you know how
25:50
Speaker 1: you'd like so smart doing nap land and ship. Yeah.
25:52
Speaker 1: What does PhD mean?
25:57
Speaker 2: I actually noticed, I actually do know. I PhD means
26:00
Speaker 2: it is.
26:03
Speaker 3: Like, once I start, don't laugh or anything, because I
26:05
Speaker 3: think I might be able to spit it out of.
26:11
Speaker 2: Physician doctor.
26:14
Speaker 1: PhD.
26:15
Speaker 2: I thought physicians start with pH What is it? Sandfle
26:19
Speaker 2: do you know? I don't know. Let me look at that.
26:22
Speaker 3: I have no idea practical something doctor?
26:29
Speaker 2: It does no right? What does PhD stand for? What's like?
26:32
Speaker 2: Why is it a brollidy?
26:33
Speaker 3: What does PhD stand for? Here you go, oh ship,
26:37
Speaker 3: It literally is doctor of philosophy.
26:40
Speaker 2: Oh so I think pretty big.
26:42
Speaker 3: PhD just means doctor. And so if you have your
26:45
Speaker 3: PhD in something. You have your doctor of philosophy, but
26:48
Speaker 3: that just means like doctor. They just take of philosophy
26:51
Speaker 3: away from like doctor of medicine, doctor of business, doctor
26:53
Speaker 3: of You can be a doctor of anything, like you
26:56
Speaker 3: can have your PhD in like anything.
26:58
Speaker 2: That's really confusing.
26:59
Speaker 3: So like that's why, that's why I like, that's why
27:05
Speaker 3: doctors so like people that are like a general practitioner,
27:10
Speaker 3: like an actual like a family doctor or like a surgeon.
27:13
Speaker 3: Like I think they give like ship to fucking dentists
27:17
Speaker 3: and stuff, because like a dentist is a doctorate in
27:19
Speaker 3: dental in dentistry, and like a chiropractor is a doctor
27:25
Speaker 3: in that field. But like I don't think they all
27:29
Speaker 3: know how to like save a life on a plane
27:31
Speaker 3: if you know someone's having a seizure and they're like,
27:32
Speaker 3: is there a doctor here? I don't think they can
27:34
Speaker 3: all like say that they are the equivalent of that.
27:36
Speaker 3: Can you can be a doctor of like psychology?
27:39
Speaker 1: Can you get a PhD in podcast?
27:43
Speaker 3: I think we can give them out.
27:46
Speaker 1: We should be remember ray Gun from the Olympics, the
27:48
Speaker 1: Australian breakdancing theme. She had a PhD in breakdancing and
27:51
Speaker 1: she actually uni I'm going to get one for us.
27:55
Speaker 2: That's roommate goes to that UNI.
27:57
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I'm going to get this sick info.
27:59
Speaker 2: Man, it's a fucking universe.
28:03
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to finish that sentence.
28:06
Speaker 2: I mean, just like that, you go to the UNI,
28:08
Speaker 2: that rega.
28:10
Speaker 1: I must have that many fucking people. The biggest university
28:15
Speaker 1: is in here, sick. Sorry.
28:20
Speaker 2: I thought you just like wanted to add in the conversation.
28:22
Speaker 2: You know, I wanted to be I wanted to have
28:23
Speaker 2: the last words in that conversation. All right, to.
28:34
Speaker 1: Everybody, thank you for listening. We now have a brief
28:37
Speaker 1: paragraph from our up and coming inspiring PhD candidate in podcasting,
28:42
Speaker 1: mister Jake Mitchell Craig. Could you please read us a
28:45
Speaker 1: piece from your book.
28:46
Speaker 3: Yes, this is my book, one hundred and nine Things
28:48
Speaker 3: to Say to Shadow the mail Lego had a piss
28:49
Speaker 3: man off. I wrote it with Carle Preu. Yes, he
28:52
Speaker 3: helped me out on that. He's trying to help me
28:53
Speaker 3: get my doctorate. Okay, this one here, page thirteen. So
29:01
Speaker 3: it says underneath it says men hate being discussed because
29:05
Speaker 3: it's how they get caught. So you say, quote, oh,
29:09
Speaker 3: trust me, we've talked about it. Yeah, I didn't write
29:13
Speaker 3: this page, Carl.
29:14
Speaker 1: Wrote, go again, Okay that PhD is looking for this
29:22
Speaker 1: next one more like a bachelor's degree.
29:23
Speaker 2: Mate, I hope you know who this guy is.
29:25
Speaker 3: Okay, so you say quote you remind me of James
29:30
Speaker 3: Cordon You know who that is. When he asks why
29:34
Speaker 3: you've said such a thing, respond with, oh, you're just
29:37
Speaker 3: as funny. Sorry, Oh you're just funny in the way
29:40
Speaker 3: that he's funny. Even men who like James Corden don't
29:43
Speaker 3: want to be James Corden.
29:45
Speaker 2: Which is fair.
29:46
Speaker 1: Why don't they want to be?
29:47
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think he's a bit of like
29:48
Speaker 2: a sellout or something. Who knows I wouldn't want to be.
29:52
Speaker 1: Well, my piece of advice is I.
29:54
Speaker 2: Wouldn't want to have his bank account.
29:55
Speaker 1: But keep working on your book, mate. I was good.
29:59
Speaker 1: That was pretty shoot. But thanks everybody for listening. If
30:04
Speaker 1: you have any ways to piss man off, let us
30:06
Speaker 1: know and we can read them out from you.
30:07
Speaker 2: Guys.
30:08
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