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Pelosi Hammers Back · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
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  Testecleese: They're going to be a new, unbelievable.
• 0:15
  Testecleese: I stubborn who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suiciding.
• 0:23
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:33
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
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  Testecleese: Hello and welcome to episode 294 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:42
  Testecleese: Notice you guys drinking some beer talk about what's going on
• 0:45
  Testecleese: a little more than usual this week. But yeah, I don't know.
• 0:52
  Testecleese: A lot of it's connected, I suppose.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: This Colbert ship is still huge in the news lately. Have you seen that.
• 1:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, samantha B. And Leno both said that.
• 1:09
  Testecleese: Well, Samantha Bee remember her. The one called Ivanka effect was cunt.
• 1:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: She said that Colbert's show was hemorrhaging money and viewers.
• 1:20
  Testecleese: and Leno was like, why would you alienate half your audience? How is that? Possibly good for your show, you know.
• 1:27
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: Same thing, we said, you know, how many times have we made the reference to when Michael Jordan said, You know Republicans buy sneakers too.
• 1:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: So I was like, All right.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, yeah. Newsom and Bass
• 1:45
  Testecleese: are back in the news. Is this wildfire that happened?
• 1:50
  Testecleese: Like, basically nothing's getting done.
• 1:54
  Testecleese: They had that fire aid, whatever they called it, to raise money. It was millions of dollars, and I.
• 2:00
  Brian McFadden: Never.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. Apparently anyone actually affected by these fires never actually saw that money was like awesome good for you guys. Wonder if it's paying for that high speed rail.
• 2:12
  Brian McFadden: Someone's got to pay for it, because the Federal Government ain't paying for it.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: Through Maxwell. We mentioned her last week. How she
• 2:22
  Testecleese: spoke, you know, spoke with prosecution, or whatever.
• 2:25
  Brian McFadden: It worked for her because she got into an even better prison. Now.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. She moved from Texas high maximum security in Texas to a minimum security in Florida.
• 2:35
  Brian McFadden: Alligator, alley.
• 2:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I doubt it.
• 2:39
  Brian McFadden: I think that counts as a Max security.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: I hear a lot of
• 2:45
  Testecleese: rumblings about immunity, or a pardon rather, for her, but I haven't heard trump actually
• 2:51
  Testecleese: entertain it beyond. We haven't ruled anything out yet which he says what anything hasn't even considered, you know.
• 2:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:59
  Testecleese: But shoosh! I keep hearing about that left and right out. Trump's gonna pardon. Pedophiles. I'm like I never! I don't know about that.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: I guess we can wait and see.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: and check this out. This is hilarious. The judge in the Kilmar Brego Garcia case has told the trump. Yeah, has told the trump administration to be careful and moderate the public comments to ensure a fair trial.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: and I went. My mind went straight to Derek Chauvin.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: How that was so hyped up it was impossible to even get a fair trial anywhere in this country, because everyone knew
• 3:32
  Testecleese: at least they thought they knew everything about it before it even started.
• 3:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 3:38
  Testecleese: Which
• 3:39
  Testecleese: I don't like to say, but realistically he shouldn't have been charged at all if he couldn't get a fair trial.
• 3:44
  Testecleese: at least accordance with was it the 4th amendment?
• 3:48
  Testecleese: Okay, that's in the past so and it looks like, trump is not going to be pardoning. Chauvin.
• 3:57
  Testecleese: yeah, you shared this one, and I went and double checked the date on this to make sure it wasn't a story we talked about. What.
• 4:04
  Brian McFadden: I know. I know where I'm trying to bring it back. Man, I'm trying to bring back the the contaminated food sources.
• 4:12
  Testecleese: Well, what was it contaminated with.
• 4:16
  Brian McFadden: TAC.
• 4:18
  Brian McFadden: And the pizzeria.
• 4:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was in Wisconsin. Right? Yeah.
• 4:24
  Brian McFadden: They got the munchies.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Well makes me wonder. It says dozens were sickened which
• 4:30
  Testecleese: not sure what they mean by sickened but sure
• 4:33
  Testecleese: makes me wonder if these guys are selling.
• 4:35
  Testecleese: you know, pot food on the side like Black Market, and then.
• 4:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: Boxes or something, cause you don't accidentally make pot pizza. You know what I mean.
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not a that's not a normal thing.
• 4:49
  Testecleese: That's not Oregano.
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 4:54
  Testecleese: Paris is back in the news, and she was on Colbert show.
• 4:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she was everywhere this week. She's coming by. She's coming out to the public.
• 5:03
  Brian McFadden: she announced, that she's not going to run for California Governor in 2026,
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: which means he can run for President in 2028.
• 5:12
  Testecleese: Oh, should be humiliated.
• 5:14
  Brian McFadden: And also it's not in here, but another exciting news. She's got a book coming out.
• 5:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's down somewhere else. But we can talk about that now. It's fine.
• 5:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the title is 107 days, 107 days. I wonder how the story ends.
• 5:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it's about 107 days of her running for President. Right?
• 5:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gotta be the world's most boring book ever.
• 5:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, I spent a ton of money. I didn't have
• 5:39
  Testecleese: to hire celebrities to come out to get me elected, and then I lost. Anyway.
• 5:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:45
  Testecleese: Which I thought was a.
• 5:46
  Brian McFadden: And I did. No media presence availabilities.
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: I didn't speak to the press at all.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: Well, it's interesting, because I just read an article about why she want the wired ear ear buds instead of the air pods, or whatever.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: And she said it was because, you know, someone else might be able to like tap into your phone call and listen to it, or whatever.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: and I was like. No, you were, the wire said. If a reporter came up to you trying to talk to you big, I'm on the phone, even if you weren't
• 6:15
  Testecleese: alright. Here we go. Look at this. I've been here about this for a couple of weeks, thought I finally put it in here.
• 6:21
  Testecleese: They're talking about a meteor
• 6:24
  Testecleese: that might hit the moon. I'm sorry. An asteroid that might hit the moon in 2032.
• 6:30
  Testecleese: Look at that.
• 6:32
  Brian McFadden: I thought it already happened, because there was a new crater on the moon.
• 6:36
  Testecleese: I didn't notice. But they're talking about something that's gonna cause debris to rain down upon the earth for weeks.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: so this would be fun.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: Are we gonna go? What? Like a deep impact style and go up there with like a.
• 6:51
  Brian McFadden: We should. What was the other movie that came out? Basically the same time.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:57
  Brian McFadden: Similar premise. I can't remember the name of it now.
• 7:00
  Testecleese: Well, we're still doing the show back then. I hope you remember that we brought this up back in 2025.
• 7:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:07
  Testecleese: And this next one here in Intro, I found fascinating.
• 7:12
  Testecleese: It's an article from Time magazine.
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: It's not even a magazine anymore. Why do we still call it Time Magazine? I do not publish an actual magazine anymore.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: For several years now, right.
• 7:23
  Brian McFadden: It's an online blog, basically.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. But it's Democrats need to stop talking about our accomplishments.
• 7:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't have any accomplishments.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's 1 and 2. How are you? Possibly a neutral reporter, if you call it our accomplishments, then all through the entire article, it's our, our, we need to. We, you know.
• 7:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: They won't, you know they won't buy it. And I'm like dude like. Is this supposed to be a a news article or an opinion piece.
• 7:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I'm sure it'll be in here later. But we'll get back to public broadcasting.
• 7:59
  Testecleese: Yes, that is definitely in here. I think I think it's out of Trump's economy. Maybe dumbasses.
• 8:05
  Brian McFadden: Because I added an article late. I don't normally add articles that late, but I thought it was
• 8:10
  Brian McFadden: breaking news, so I figured I'd sure put it in there so we could talk about it tonight. We'll get to it.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: It's funny because I had seen that same story by same publication that I saw a couple of hours earlier, and I was like, I don't give a shit, then you should.
• 8:22
  Brian McFadden: I don't give a shit either.
• 8:25
  Brian McFadden: That happens all the time to us, because there's a lot of things I don't share, and you eventually share.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: And then you're like, all right. I guess we'll talk about it all right.
• 8:36
  Testecleese: I'm regretting wearing this sweatshirt man
• 8:41
  Testecleese: alright. This one here is yours from Virginia. What's
• 8:45
  Testecleese: What's up with these crimes in Virginia, with your teacher?
• 8:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 8:50
  Testecleese: Excuse me, I might have actually shared this one when I came across.
• 8:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm not sure, says West Virginia.
• 8:56
  Testecleese: No Virginia, the very 1st one under local Berkeley Spring. Oh, it says West Virginia under it, what the hell.
• 9:02
  Brian McFadden: Oregon County that's in West Virginia, isn't it?
• 9:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. But who? Why would you put Virginia in the title? Do these guys not realize it's a different state.
• 9:11
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 9:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, it says, arrested by Virginia authorities.
• 9:17
  Testecleese: So yeah, anyway.
• 9:18
  Brian McFadden: He crossed the border.
• 9:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess so. Sam Hopkins, a special education teacher at pawpaw schools, which I guess this is West Virginia. It's a famous fruit tree out here. Pawpaw's he's been charged by the sheriff's deputies in Louisa County, Virginia, so maybe it is. Maybe he lived in West Virginia, and
• 9:37
  Testecleese: I don't know it worked in Virginia.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: She's I think he was. What did he do? School systems West Virginia Department of Education.
• 9:48
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ? What I can see they fired him.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: He's in jail, they said. They recognize that those charges with crimes are innocent until proven guilty. But the school system believes best to be best practice, to be open, directed, forthcoming with our community when the criminal matters such as this arise.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: He's charged with soliciting a minor adultery and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
• 10:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. As a teacher. I could kind of see that, you know.
• 10:17
  Brian McFadden: They can give his job back down the road if he's proven innocent. But we're talking about kids here. So that's a whole different world.
• 10:25
  Testecleese: True, but maybe a suspension is the way to go until this thing plays.
• 10:28
  Brian McFadden: Usually what they do, they usually suspend.
• 10:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
• 10:34
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, then, what's up with this Amazon thing I saw. This is kind of crazy.
• 10:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got 2 Amazon warehouses now in Hampton, and one is, I'm not sure exactly what it is, but this is the newer location.
• 10:50
  Brian McFadden: and there was a shooting there this week
• 10:54
  Brian McFadden: in the middle of night, so.
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  Testecleese: So who goes to the Amazon distribution plan to
• 11:01
  Testecleese: shoot people? You know what I mean.
• 11:03
  Brian McFadden: Not normal people.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: That's a good point. Normal people don't typically go out and shoot people
• 11:09
  Testecleese: just like, did you hear about that Montana shooting that just happened or.
• 11:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did. I saw it. Yeah.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I didn't bother sharing it. But the guy I did find it interesting. The guy is, it's in Anaconda, Montana.
• 11:22
  Testecleese: And it was at the Owl Bar, and I was like.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: name everything after animals. Why don't you right.
• 11:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Alright! This next one here! Holy crap! I saw.
• 11:33
  Brian McFadden: I know this is crazy shit. Yeah, I haven't heard. I haven't got an update on the councilman yet.
• 11:41
  Brian McFadden: I knew they they flew him in a helicopter to a burn unit in North Carolina. So.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, I haven't heard an update yet, either. Just that they airlifted them out.
• 11:51
  Brian McFadden: But this is crazy man.
• 11:53
  Testecleese: They doused this dude, doused him in gasoline, and.
• 11:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And the guy was running and trying to get away from him, and then set him on fire.
• 12:02
  Testecleese: Now, when you hear politician is injured, you always go straight to somebody's politics.
• 12:09
  Brian McFadden: You said nothing to do with politics. This was a.
• 12:13
  Testecleese: From what I can gather is, they knew each other, and apparently this councilman was took a woman from the other guy.
• 12:21
  Testecleese: It was over. A woman.
• 12:23
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy, that's still not an excuse to set somebody on fire.
• 12:27
  Testecleese: Well, you know, you know that's how you get your lady back right is setting people on fire.
• 12:31
  Brian McFadden: No, you ain't.
• 12:32
  Testecleese: Great guy you are.
• 12:34
  Brian McFadden: You're not getting, anyway. Back. You're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail for attempted murder.
• 12:39
  Testecleese: Jeez, and you know what it's 1 thing I mean, it's bad enough to try to kill people and to kill people, but to set them on fire means you want them to be in as much pain as possible, and then die.
• 12:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: You know, you want to torture them and kill them. And that's just geez, Louise dude.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: anyway, prayers are with this guy. He's hoping he's gonna make it all right. But they had to airlift him out of state.
• 13:00
  Testecleese: No, a good sign, you know.
• 13:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 13:05
  Testecleese: Oh, this next one here! Did you see this shit? Or because I know I shared it. But the the Governor issued a warning to Richmond, Virginia.
• 13:13
  Testecleese: about a lawsuit.
• 13:15
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't see it.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: Oh, man, Youngkin
• 13:19
  Testecleese: told Richmond that they have to go and pay the 8.5 million dollars to this guy, because 3 years ago evidence came out that this guy was not guilty.
• 13:30
  Brian McFadden: And they didn't do anything about it.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: No, and the guy sat in jail for 45 years. This is the longest. Someone sat in a Virginia prison
• 13:39
  Testecleese: to be have been found innocent after the fact second longest in United States history.
• 13:44
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 13:45
  Testecleese: And Richmond doesn't give a shit, and I'm like, Well, fuck you guys right.
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: So maybe Virginia's got to step up and do something. But this is Richmond's problem, isn't it?
• 13:56
  Brian McFadden: Alright. Well, the Youtube Stream is working.
• 14:00
  Brian McFadden: I have
• 14:01
  Brian McFadden: initiated it and then sent it privately to one of our old Facebook screaming fans. And they're watching.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. So we get there. You go whole bunch.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like politicos.
• 14:15
  Brian McFadden: Women like a good cook.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 14:20
  Brian McFadden: I guess that's setting the guy on fire.
• 14:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! Well, that's.
• 14:24
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee rich men of Richland no sounds like a show title. Yeah.
• 14:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not opposed to using fan input for a show.
• 14:38
  Brian McFadden: I'm not either. Never.
• 14:41
  Testecleese: We're usually pretty hammered by the time we come up with the title. Anyway.
• 14:43
  Brian McFadden: That's why it's so much easier when we're doing them as the show's going on.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Very true, very true.
• 14:51
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: And somehow we still came up with was it pot farming, child, slave.
• 14:55
  Brian McFadden: I know that's 1 of our best. This is late.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: All right back over here in West Virginia.
• 15:07
  Testecleese: The now mentioned that they are banning artificial food dyes and food that takes in effect next year.
• 15:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, they're getting a head start on it.
• 15:16
  Testecleese: The school systems
• 15:18
  Testecleese: have it going into effect on Friday, so your my children will not be getting artificial food dyes in their like school lunch or breakfast, which I still think it's awesome if they give every student breakfast in West Virginia public schools, or at least in Webster County.
• 15:33
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 15:35
  Testecleese: But yeah, I mean.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: don't get me wrong until I can't get food dies here. My kids still gonna be eating some at home, because it's easy to get a lunchable or something. You know what I mean, or.
• 15:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: You know, and don't. Yes, I know I should be feeding my kids like bacon and eggs, but you know, sometimes froot loops is pretty damn tasty, you know.
• 15:55
  Brian McFadden: You don't have chickens.
• 15:57
  Testecleese: Not right now. We're gonna be getting some soon. I mentioned to you the mother-in-law is moving in next door.
• 16:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 16:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a nightmare.
• 16:08
  Testecleese: But right now she's living in my house.
• 16:10
  Brian McFadden: That's worse.
• 16:13
  Testecleese: Moving next door is better.
• 16:16
  Testecleese: But there's a there's a whole bunch of sheds on the property, and we're gonna convert one into a giant chicken coop.
• 16:21
  Brian McFadden: Nice. Yeah, nice.
• 16:24
  Testecleese: And this this next one here in West Virginia. I I laughed a little bit about because they're talking about a Dui checkpoint that's gonna be taking place next month.
• 16:33
  Testecleese: and no.
• 16:33
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not give the drums any head starts on where they're.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: Not only did they tell us it's gonna be Mercer County, but they told us like what street and what hours they're gonna be running it, so I'll just take the road around it.
• 16:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't really want to catch anybody. They just want to say they're doing it.
• 16:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We did it. Dude. We don't have any drunk drivers.
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: New record, no drunk drivers. And yeah.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness, I was like, what are you doing? Telling everyone?
• 17:05
  Testecleese: And I actually had another West Virginia story. But I took it out
• 17:08
  Testecleese: because I didn't want to have too many, but they are building a new Lodge at Snowshoe Mountain.
• 17:14
  Brian McFadden: Interesting.
• 17:16
  Brian McFadden: I have teaser.
• 17:18
  Testecleese: It's an hour away from my house.
• 17:21
  Brian McFadden: My knees won't allow me to ski anymore. But yeah, back in my younger days I've skied at Snowshoe. Beautiful resort
• 17:29
  Brian McFadden: to be heading there so
• 17:30
  Brian McFadden: definitely, definitely. One of the best resorts on the east coast around here, you know, we've got a few places in Virginia, but snowshoe, the runs are a lot longer, and it's nice because you don't spend all your time on chairlift. You spend it actually skiing.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: See, I've never been skiing this far south.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: I think the furthest self. Everyone skiing was in Massachusetts. We usually went up to like Vermont or Canada.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: I'd love to try out snowshoe. I've heard great things about it. Who wants to go skiing alone.
• 18:03
  Testecleese: you know.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: Hour the wife doesn't ski, and my kids are too young.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: she if I can get my little girl to write on a skateboard, maybe I'll let her try skiing, but I don't think she's ready yet. She's 5.
• 18:17
  Testecleese: She's not super athletic now, the younger 1 2 year old. She can already throw and catch. So
• 18:24
  Testecleese: maybe when she gets a little older I could take her out skiing.
• 18:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Testecleese: So you heard about this earthquake over in Russia?
• 18:33
  Brian McFadden: Everybody heard about it. There were tsunami warnings all on the east coast, the west coast, with Guam, Hawaii.
• 18:42
  Brian McFadden: Washington.
• 18:42
  Testecleese: And.
• 18:43
  Brian McFadden: California, Japan, Alaska. Yeah.
• 18:46
  Testecleese: South America.
• 18:48
  Testecleese: Well, at 1st they 1st thing I saw was, they reported like an 8.6, and then 8 7. Now they're saying, it's an 8 8
• 18:57
  Testecleese: and it wasn't just a tsunami warning Hawaii, Japan both saw tsunamis come in and part of Russia.
• 19:07
  Testecleese: Now, everyone pictures like a 30 foot wall of water rushing in. But it's just the tide coming in forever most of the time, you know.
• 19:14
  Testecleese: Well, crazy shit is like. The next day this
• 19:18
  Testecleese: volcano on the fault line where the earthquake happened erupted crazy shit!
• 19:25
  Testecleese: It's the 6th largest earthquake and recorded record.
• 19:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: But yeah, the the tsunami hit Kalotlaw kind head California.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: Oh, and Oprah got into some shit because people were trying to flee to high ground in Hawaii.
• 19:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And she had a private road closed again.
• 19:46
  Testecleese: She quote, yeah, exactly, and then eventually opened it up under that. By that point it was.
• 19:50
  Brian McFadden: Too late!
• 19:51
  Testecleese: You know, do exactly.
• 19:53
  Testecleese: But yeah, the name of this volcano is that blue checks? Goy?
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Pardon, my Russian, you know I don't know.
• 20:05
  Brian McFadden: That good.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: I'm glad I didn't hear about a massive death toll, but I am certain a bunch of people in Russia died from that earthquake, you know.
• 20:15
  Testecleese: All right
• 20:16
  Testecleese: now. We didn't bring this up last week, but it was already viral by then. The the video
• 20:22
  Testecleese: in Cincinnati of that
• 20:26
  Testecleese: Whole crowd of young black men humbling a white dude, and then oh.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: white woman came over and said, Hey, knock it off! And she got cold cocked sucker punched.
• 20:38
  Testecleese: knocked, completely unconscious. Right.
• 20:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Testecleese: Well, the chief of police over there, white woman said that
• 20:50
  Testecleese: everyone's talking about, and they only got part of the context. It's out of context.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: It's like, it's a video. We watch these dudes pummel this guy, you know what I mean.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: And then she said that these folks
• 21:05
  Testecleese: they were. They were begging for this beating right?
• 21:10
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 21:11
  Testecleese: She got ripped apart for this. It's like, oh, so apparently you just pummel people when it's okay as long as they deserved it, you know. And apparently this sprang out of a disagreement in a bar or something.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: and
• 21:26
  Testecleese: evidence is coming out. One of these 5 people that's wanted. I think 2 have already been arrested. One of them that's been arrested
• 21:33
  Testecleese: was out on bond for stealing guns from people.
• 21:39
  Testecleese: So you know, these are great guys doing this shit, too?
• 21:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. And and it turns out that these guys had gotten together inside and planned how to how this is gonna go down.
• 21:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. So they're getting all sorts of criticism.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: And where is it? One of these council women?
• 22:04
  Testecleese: If I could find it?
• 22:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, coordinated by 2 suspects.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: I'm not sure Victoria Parks is the chief, or if she's the Councilwoman.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: she's a councilwoman Council member sparked an online backlash with response to one of the several videos. If several videos of the July 26th fight, maybe we didn't get it last week in downtown Cincinnati, they begged for that beatdown.
• 22:29
  Testecleese: And in response to the video she said, I am grateful for the whole story.
• 22:36
  Testecleese: She's been called to from her own party. Members of the Council have called for her resignation, so
• 22:45
  Testecleese: we'll see how that works out, but turns out now the
• 22:50
  Testecleese: The chief of police, to get sued by some of the cops.
• 22:55
  Brian McFadden: Nice. That's.
• 22:57
  Testecleese: Well, apparently she has a racial and sex quota for advancement, and it's not like a
• 23:03
  Testecleese: on the quiet, down, low kind of thing that this is about. This is what we're doing. Yeah. And the white cops, the white male cops said they finally had enough with this beatdown. And she's, you know.
• 23:15
  Testecleese: basically blaming the victim. Here again.
• 23:17
  Brian McFadden: Course. Yeah, victim's always at fault.
• 23:20
  Testecleese: And they said, You know, fuck it, you just hate white people so much, and she's a white woman. So go figure. Obviously she hates white people, because that's what liberal white women do.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: So yeah, the sooner for all sorts of stuff, mostly discrimination. But there's a couple of the
• 23:35
  Testecleese: whatever. Whatever's going on, you know.
• 23:40
  Testecleese: Alright! The eeoc! I cannot remember what that stands for.
• 23:45
  Brian McFadden: Opportunity equal per se.
• 23:49
  Testecleese: What it is.
• 23:52
  Testecleese: Well, okay. Well, they found that the Rhode Island Public School district, it's cool.
• 23:58
  Testecleese: has violated the civil rights of many of these teachers with a $25,000 loan forgiveness program, a student debt forgiveness program. But it only only non-white people could get this.
• 24:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: How can you possibly do this to say it's not racist.
• 24:17
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: And if you're gonna say, well, you know, people of color don't make enough money, you motherfucker, it's your school.
• 24:24
  Testecleese: You decide how much these people get paid. So you're admitting to not paying people of color enough money
• 24:31
  Testecleese: jeez! Come on!
• 24:33
  Testecleese: Alright, Guapo! What's up.
• 24:37
  El Guapo: Not too much. Guys. How you guys doing.
• 24:39
  Brian McFadden: Doing well.
• 24:41
  Testecleese: Right, and breathing so shit could be worse.
• 24:44
  El Guapo: Good to know.
• 24:45
  El Guapo: Go ahead.
• 24:47
  Testecleese: Tell me what you think of what happened in New York with this shooting.
• 24:51
  El Guapo: Oh, so
• 24:54
  El Guapo: I don't know. Man like this guy said he got the the
• 25:00
  El Guapo: the brain injury from football and stuff like that.
• 25:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. One of the reasons I'm not gonna let my kids play football, probably like track or swimming, or something like that.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Well, what's fascinating?
• 25:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, why is he targeting the Nfl when he was only played high school football?
• 25:17
  Brian McFadden: Probably from his brain injury? I don't think.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: even with the Nfl. He never made any money from the Nfl. He didn't earn the Nfl.
• 25:26
  El Guapo: I think he just I don't know. It's just been.
• 25:29
  El Guapo: He just wanted me to be a murder. I was a martyr.
• 25:32
  Testecleese: Harder.
• 25:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I think he he end up in the wrong floor. What I hear room in the elevator.
• 25:40
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, everyone is saying he was targeting the Nfl because anonymous sources unnamed sources said he had a note in his pocket that said he was targeting the Nfl. He didn't.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: He didn't go to the Nfl floor. He went to the Blackwater floor, which has been giving tons of money to Israel.
• 25:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I think he just took at the wrong elevator.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: I don't think he was targeting the Nfl. I think he's targeting Blackwater. They don't want people to realize that people have been out outside this building, protesting Blackwater for weeks.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: and no official report is going. Please never set this guy.
• 26:13
  El Guapo: We were protested for weeks, and nobody was intended in front of the building, protesting at this time.
• 26:18
  Testecleese: They're in front of the building, protesting Blackwater.
• 26:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, but there were nobody when he came in with the rifle, and nobody dude. Nobody in New York.
• 26:25
  Testecleese: Right through the right, through the lobby, with a.
• 26:29
  El Guapo: There's there's another beer, this lady, this white chick with a knife going like this in New York City. Nobody freaking blink an eye dude.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: No, it's it's getting to the point where it's normal.
• 26:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. So like, I think people just like
• 26:44
  El Guapo: the the main in their life. They think that their main character, nothing else, mattered to just like.
• 26:50
  Testecleese: They got plot, armor.
• 26:52
  El Guapo: I know. I just think they're just not aware of lack of masculinity, because a lot of male guys will be like what's going on around me all of these people just like, you know.
• 27:03
  El Guapo: like.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's how you get hurt. Bad.
• 27:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no checking your surroundings.
• 27:11
  Testecleese: Well, Cnn. Came out and was like it may have it's possibly a white shooter, did you.
• 27:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they were all about the way you shoot it from the get. Go.
• 27:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, they got.
• 27:18
  Testecleese: See this guy.
• 27:20
  Brian McFadden: He was not even close to looking like white.
• 27:23
  Testecleese: What counts as what counts as white these days like.
• 27:26
  El Guapo: No, usually lesser beer, but lesser typical bass shooter, usually a white guy. But lately lately I've been changing, you know.
• 27:35
  Testecleese: Well can we call you white guava.
• 27:39
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 27:40
  El Guapo: According to the navy and white Caucasian.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: Really didn't put non-hispanic, not white.
• 27:46
  El Guapo: No, they have no Hispanic, because because of mixed race and stuff like that. So I never even considered 1st nation either. So like, okay.
• 27:56
  Testecleese: It reminded me of the Zimmerman case whenever everyone was going off. How this you know, this white guy killed this young black kid, and I was like the guy was born in Guatemala, like he's.
• 28:04
  El Guapo: Ruby, and that's what I think. It was.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: Oh, whatever! So.
• 28:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: How's that?
• 28:08
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I just yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. His father was white, and that's where he got the name Zimmerman. The German name from.
• 28:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, and like at Red House people not aware of what's going on. Dude because he shoot like a bunch of white kids, and everybody.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: Yep, exactly.
• 28:26
  El Guapo: You know. So just they're just going with it.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: Or he's like, Oh, he's killing people of color. It's like he didn't shoot a single person who wasn't white.
• 28:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, usually.
• 28:34
  Testecleese: Man.
• 28:34
  El Guapo: Not not a lot. A lot of brat protesters, too. It's a lot of white fucking tifa and shit.
• 28:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's mostly upper middle class white folk doing.
• 28:45
  El Guapo: They got nothing else going on in the life, and they just need something to feel good about themselves.
• 28:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, there. Well, that's the thing, too.
• 28:51
  Testecleese: Back in early 19 hundreds. It might have been even earlier than that. There was a diphtheria outbreak
• 28:59
  Testecleese: in Alaska right.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: Dog sled team was the only way to get out there across the entire. You know. State.
• 29:08
  Testecleese: And at some points the people operating or driving this sled couldn't see the dogs in front of them because of the weather.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling. That's what these dumbass folks, protesting and rioting think they're doing is they think that they are the hero
• 29:23
  Testecleese: because they don't have anything in real life to do, because now we were just airlift supplies out there, you know.
• 29:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 29:29
  Testecleese: Like they have nothing to do. They don't have a job because they're already well off. You know what I mean. The parents paid for everything you find out half the time these kids live in their parents house, you know.
• 29:38
  El Guapo: That's why you got a lot of white ladies with depression, because they got nothing going on in their life, you know, and they just want to medicate themselves.
• 29:46
  El Guapo: to.
• 29:46
  Brian McFadden: And comments from Youtube are.
• 29:48
  El Guapo: So.
• 29:49
  Brian McFadden: We are just glad you haven't been taken to Gitmo to figure out your status.
• 29:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's good. That's good.
• 29:57
  Brian McFadden: At this point I.
• 29:59
  Testecleese: At this point I'd rather go to Gitmo than Alligator Alcatraz.
• 30:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 30:03
  Testecleese: Like open to the weather. It's just hot and humid.
• 30:08
  El Guapo: Just send me back. Come, pick me up later.
• 30:12
  El Guapo: Passport after.
• 30:15
  Testecleese: Go down to El Salvador for yeah, just a little while. Enjoy a vacation down there, invest some money in their Bitcoin scheme, and come back right.
• 30:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Testecleese: I know you're not a bitcoin fan. But if you get in on the guys actually producing this stuff with a volcano.
• 30:33
  El Guapo: Don't remember.
• 30:35
  Testecleese: Actually got around to that. But it was a cool idea, using the geothermal energy to power their Bitcoin mining.
• 30:42
  El Guapo: Just passed a law that he can continue to run as President in perpetuity if he wants to.
• 30:48
  El Guapo: and I don't like that.
• 30:49
  Testecleese: And that's El Salvador, though they can do whatever they want. I suppose you know.
• 30:53
  Brian McFadden: It's their own country. So.
• 30:54
  El Guapo: I know, but I'm saying like, that's how fucking dictatorship started to get power hungry, you know.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: Oh, like Fdr. The only way to get that guy out of office was for him to die.
• 31:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I think, yeah.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Our Fdr. Is the only President to ever serve more than 2 terms, and he served 4.
• 31:12
  El Guapo: I know, and I think like
• 31:16
  El Guapo: well, like I think when you're young as a hero you live long enough, you become the villain, you know.
• 31:24
  Testecleese: That's exactly it. I was always told that Fdr. Was some kind of hero to the American people. I'm like, he forced his green new deal through because he was told it was stupid. He's like, well, I'm just gonna pack the Supreme Court.
• 31:36
  Testecleese: Green deal, whatever you call that it was.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Green new deal.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, but.
• 31:40
  Brian McFadden: New deal, the new deal. Yeah, we weren't.
• 31:43
  El Guapo: Into the green deal. Yeah.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: Well, they that's why still called it
• 31:47
  Testecleese: and all that did was put black folks on welfare and split up the the black family.
• 31:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: You know, and not just black, but that's that seems to be the community that it affected the most. You know.
• 32:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:00
  El Guapo: Well, I mean.
• 32:02
  El Guapo: I mean the black population back then what was the 7 or 8% compared to the white population?
• 32:08
  El Guapo: Of course, my number. My number is going to affect them more than the white population.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Well, they were. There was a successful community population that you know, 2 parent, household, etc. Etc. And now now look what you got going on. It was.
• 32:23
  El Guapo: They want to follow. They want to follow the white bitches. And now they're fucking, depressed and fucking more masculine. And the guys, you know.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, a lot of these white women think they are.
• 32:34
  El Guapo: Talking about the black community, too, about the female.
• 32:36
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I know.
• 32:39
  Brian McFadden: There was American eagle.
• 32:41
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 32:41
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:44
  El Guapo: Okay. You know the commercial when at the end she goes like, you know, they talk about genetics and stuff like that. Towards the end.
• 32:50
  Testecleese: They don't mention genetics.
• 32:52
  El Guapo: No, no! Then she goes like I got.
• 32:54
  Brian McFadden: With her jeans.
• 32:55
  El Guapo: No, no! The way I got it before I got corrupted by everybody else I thought she was talking about. Hey, my parents hand me down this pair of jeans, and they're still blue.
• 33:05
  Testecleese: No, she was talking about the Denim jeans that she bought. They're good jeans.
• 33:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no. But I was talking when she's at the ways they sound about like generic things passes them to parents and stuff like that. The way I got it is like my mom. She gave me this good pair of Jean, and it's still blue.
• 33:22
  El Guapo: That's the way I got it the message because.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: See, I think.
• 33:27
  El Guapo: Usually you could. I remember in the eighties and nineties
• 33:31
  El Guapo: girls were wearing the mother's jeans and stuff like that, because, like.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: That's because they were actually made of denim back then.
• 33:36
  El Guapo: And now there's shitty ass material nowadays, which I never see.
• 33:41
  Testecleese: I I yep.
• 33:44
  Testecleese: hold on a second. I'm gonna go ahead and play this because I, from what I saw, she never actually mentions the genes herself.
• 33:53
  El Guapo: No, she's a parent.
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: I was looking at the the video in.
• 33:57
  El Guapo: I'm sure you were.
• 33:58
  Brian McFadden: Link does not. It's a story about it. It's not the actual commercial.
• 34:03
  El Guapo: Oh, no! You have to listen to the commercials so.
• 34:07
  Brian McFadden: I'm learning about eugenics right now.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: The hell.
• 34:12
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: That backlash American Eagle stock has been soaring.
• 34:21
  Brian McFadden: You have to find a different link for the ad, because this, the Fox News story does not
• 34:27
  Brian McFadden: show the actual.
• 34:27
  Testecleese: Can you hear that.
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: That's weird, because it's
• 34:32
  Testecleese: it's playing. And it says it's sharing. But yeah, the commercial I'm finding is her like talking about like I'm not here to sell you jeans. I'm not here to tell you to buy jeans, and at the end it says, you know, Sadie Sweeney has good jeans, and it's spelled with a J, not a G.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: But apparently, even if, she said, I have good genes referring to her genetics, how does that make it, Nazi propaganda.
• 34:55
  Testecleese: This bitch is always want to find something to complain about, because pretty white girl.
• 35:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, white girl, blue eyes, blonde hair. So the thing is not.
• 35:03
  Testecleese: With a push-up bra on that that all of a sudden it's Nazi.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, so, okay.
• 35:09
  El Guapo: You know who made you made? Who made similar commercial like that? Brooke Shields.
• 35:15
  Testecleese: Brush. How old is brush shields now? Oh, my God!
• 35:17
  El Guapo: She did this back in the eighties she made the same freaking commercial. She did.
• 35:21
  Testecleese: Really nobody cared right.
• 35:23
  El Guapo: No, we was talking about generics.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: When she was like 14, and she was naked. The whole movie, the Blue Lagoon.
• 35:30
  El Guapo: Buro.
• 35:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that was a good movie.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, but she was 14 years old and naked the whole time. She just had her hair over her chest.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: But go ahead, play this commercial for us. I'm not here to tell you to buy American.
• 35:40
  El Guapo: No chance, and I definitely won't say that they're the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.
• 35:46
  El Guapo: or that they make your butt look amazing.
• 35:52
  El Guapo: Why would I need to do that?
• 35:54
  El Guapo: But if you said that you want to buy the jeans.
• 35:57
  El Guapo: I'm not going to stop you.
• 35:59
  El Guapo: But just so we're clear. This is not me telling you to buy American Eagle, Jeans. Cindy Sweeney has very jeans.
• 36:06
  Testecleese: See what I did there, right?
• 36:08
  Testecleese: Someone else said it. Okay.
• 36:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:10
  El Guapo: One of the one that she's on top of the cart, getting dressed.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: Oh, when she was almost naked. Then she gets in like the 67 Shelby, Gt. 500. I saw that one.
• 36:19
  Testecleese: I do it.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: I all. I couldn't get my eyes off that car.
• 36:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a hot car.
• 36:28
  El Guapo: And you hear about Dunkin donuts.
• 36:30
  Testecleese: I saw something about this. It looks like it might have been a giant Spoof. I didn't get to watch the whole video because I got the.
• 36:35
  El Guapo: No, because the guy, the guy's a white kid with a tan, with a tan.
• 36:39
  El Guapo: So you talk about genetic genes, or how you can tend and stuff like that.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like I I can't, because I have great jeans or something like that.
• 36:47
  El Guapo: Shoot I can. I mean, I wanted to put it like I wanted to put it in Facebook like
• 36:52
  El Guapo: lately. I want to jump in my jeans and go get ducky dogs. I don't know why.
• 36:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, unfortunately, you can't tell, because I got so many lights on me to light me up. I look super white, but I'm actually like really tan for a white guy now not quite as dark as Cooper. Here.
• 37:10
  El Guapo: O'brien.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: Actually way darker than Brian.
• 37:14
  Testecleese: I'm worried.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Turns red and burns.
• 37:16
  El Guapo: No, I don'.
• 37:17
  Brian McFadden: 3.rd
• 37:17
  El Guapo: Tanning. He got a good tan.
• 37:20
  Testecleese: Well, I mean that that part of my arm up here.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: I mean, you can see the difference. But all these lights on me just makes me look super white. There you go, you tan rip off, I mean.
• 37:31
  El Guapo: The truck driver can do.
• 37:34
  Testecleese: I've always heard it called the farmers Tan, but I'll accept truck.
• 37:37
  El Guapo: Well.
• 37:37
  Testecleese: No, no truck drivers. One arm is darker than the other, being out the window right.
• 37:43
  El Guapo: Yeah. I tried to move my hand out of the window all the time.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: I've actually had that issue happen when I've driven from like Norfolk up to Massachusetts, or something.
• 37:54
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 37:54
  Testecleese: And like my left arm, is like so much darker or burnt, you know, you're like, Oh, all right.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just I think it's hilarious to call this Nazi propaganda like.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: Well, do you know who could play what holly berry otherwise.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: and done the same exact thing.
• 38:08
  El Guapo: Ugly fat bitch is the one complaining about the shit, though nobody else is.
• 38:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, this is about eugenics to.
• 38:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: What what she's still like.
• 38:19
  Brian McFadden: People don't even know what Eugenics is.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: A lot of people don't. Basically, it's a picking and choosing your genes that you're gonna pass on.
• 38:31
  Brian McFadden: Planned, parenthood planned. Parenthood was founded on.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, you could abort your down syndrome kid, or your your black kid, because you know, you banged a black dude. So now you could have an abortion.
• 38:44
  Testecleese: And not only that, but you're gonna have your daddy and his friends go and string this poor poor man up.
• 38:50
  Testecleese: because as soon as your daddy found out that you banged a black dude, you had to say rape. So they murdered the guy. That was a common thing way back in the day, and that is horrible.
• 39:02
  El Guapo: Now the white bitches are getting paid 20 million dollars.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: 20 million dollars to do what? Only.
• 39:09
  El Guapo: No, the the no, the guy, the guy that was messing with the white chick, the black guy. He had the the show like us. He likes to drink. We carry
• 39:20
  El Guapo: What's.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: Football, guy.
• 39:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Testecleese: I was pissed when that when I found out about that show I was like motherfucker. He's.
• 39:26
  Brian McFadden: That show sucks.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: So much better at it than us.
• 39:30
  El Guapo: The show sucked.
• 39:31
  El Guapo: He had to pay so white check $20 because I mean 20 million dollars, because she's about.
• 39:36
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if you're watching Youtube right now, you're watching a strip teasac. So.
• 39:42
  El Guapo: You're not on Youtube. You're not on Youtube. You're missing out.
• 39:46
  Testecleese: That's 1 way to get people to go from the audience.
• 39:48
  Brian McFadden: To the library.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: Ha! Ha!
• 39:50
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 39:52
  Testecleese: Taking his clothes off over here.
• 39:54
  Testecleese: So you know.
• 39:55
  El Guapo: How are you?
• 39:57
  Testecleese: Nobody wants to see that not even sad, sad, lonely old women.
• 40:02
  Brian McFadden: He looks like Sasquatch.
• 40:08
  Testecleese: The my 5 year old daughter I was.
• 40:12
  Testecleese: I think I was working in the yard, took my shirt off because it was hot.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: She's like Daddy, you hairy, he was like.
• 40:19
  Testecleese: Yes, it migrated from my head to everywhere else. Don't worry.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: all right. So the United States and the European Union
• 40:29
  Testecleese: to come to a trade deal.
• 40:32
  Testecleese: Yep, 15% tariff.
• 40:37
  Testecleese: And it says, hundreds of billions in investments.
• 40:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, also, there's a lot of countries that we weren't allowed to trade in previously, and they've all been opened up to us now.
• 40:51
  Testecleese: So we weren't allowed to sell our shit. But we could buy theirs. Basically.
• 40:57
  Brian McFadden: That's.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: Don't want to buy our stuff. I really don't care. But like, why would you keep it from your population?
• 41:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, well.
• 41:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:04
  Testecleese: You know, this seems kind of crazy which this is.
• 41:08
  El Guapo: Unless they're like with the car, with the company like, Hey, look! Keep them out so we can only sell stuff.
• 41:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I understand, if you're saying, don't buy American cars because we need to sell German cars to Germans, I get that.
• 41:24
  Testecleese: But at that point, why wouldn't the United States say, all right, we're not going to buy any more German cars.
• 41:29
  Testecleese: you know, or shoot even even crazier Italian. I know
• 41:34
  Testecleese: you can't think of a whole bunch of Italian cars, but they sell most of their exotic cars to the Americans like Lamborghinis. Ferraris is Maserati, Italian.
• 41:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, the libertine engines. Yeah. Well, now it's now it's Chevrolet.
• 41:51
  Testecleese: Chevy. That's right. Chevy did buy maserati, didn't they?
• 41:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, we were talking about it like you could buy a used maserati for 30,000 by the back of the day. Maserati was tailor made. Now it's fact.
• 42:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, major, order.
• 42:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, not.
• 42:04
  Testecleese: Not just made to order. Well, just like ferrari still does that Ferrari is made like you have to order the car. Then they'll they hand assemble the vehicle.
• 42:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, that. What do you want on it? Do you pick and choose interior? You know, stuff like that color.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Ferrari also makes you sign some shit, saying you won't paint the car. You won't modify it at all.
• 42:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: You know this. This is the car we made. If you don't want to go, buy it somewhere else. You know.
• 42:30
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, land. Virginia started selling tractor tractors when they started.
• 42:36
  Testecleese: I would say. That's what how he started out, isn't it?
• 42:39
  El Guapo: No. Sound. Tractor.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: They've been making like, just it's like.
• 42:42
  El Guapo: John Deere coming out with a line of luxury, car.
• 42:46
  Testecleese: They are.
• 42:47
  El Guapo: No just saying that that would be the equivalent.
• 42:50
  Testecleese: Oh, honda.
• 42:52
  El Guapo: Would.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: I mean, they're not making luxury cars like Ferraris, but they're making like yard equipment.
• 42:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, they do. How accurate, too accurate.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: Okay? And Honda engines like they're they're smaller. 2 cylinder engines for, like
• 43:08
  Testecleese: pressure washers and lawn mowers are amazing little engines like. I like them as much as I like Briggs and Stratton, who makes, like the other half of household small engines that you buy. You know.
• 43:19
  El Guapo: You know.
• 43:19
  Brian McFadden: Pleasure.
• 43:19
  El Guapo: Big company. No, nobody suspected Samsung.
• 43:24
  El Guapo: Interesting.
• 43:24
  Brian McFadden: Enormous.
• 43:25
  El Guapo: Do you own factory? What is it farms like? Do you own the entire South Korea?
• 43:32
  El Guapo: Those are fucking jeep? missiles equipment. They got Samsung ships and stuff like that.
• 43:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, cool. Yeah. Just like Rolls Royce and Boeing. You know what I mean. Everyone thinks.
• 43:46
  Brian McFadden: One line over the economics.
• 43:48
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 43:49
  Brian McFadden: One line over the equinox.
• 43:52
  Brian McFadden: What are you talking about?
• 43:53
  Brian McFadden: Idea? It's on the Youtube chat.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't forget that's delayed a little bit, too, so that could.
• 43:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, super delayed crazy! It's crazy! How long the delay is on that it's like at least 2 min.
• 44:10
  Testecleese: But anyway, Bill Maher has made a U-turn on Trump's economic policy.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: he's like, you know. I thought these tariffs were going to wreck our economy. It has not done that yet. I keep hearing now, especially Elizabeth Warren is still saying like, Oh, they're going to wreck the economy. It's gonna tank, and it keeps going up. We keep making more money.
• 44:29
  Brian McFadden: Now they're talking about a.
• 44:32
  El Guapo: A a tariff subsidy to everybody.
• 44:37
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, no, it's a bad idea.
• 44:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, the just fucking eliminate income tax. I'd be happy with that.
• 44:42
  Brian McFadden: That's not happening.
• 44:46
  Testecleese: It could happen, but we would have to find the money.
• 44:50
  El Guapo: No, no, that's what I said. Like, we you tariff stuff coming in, and you charge the taxes and eliminate income tax.
• 44:58
  El Guapo: and you.
• 44:58
  Testecleese: I like that idea, because then people would have more money to spend.
• 45:01
  El Guapo: Oh, you could save it!
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: People got to realize these tariffs aren't permanent. Trump doesn't have the ability to
• 45:08
  Brian McFadden: put these tariffs in place permanent. He's doing it under an emergency status. I think they're only in place for a couple of years unless Congress gets involved.
• 45:16
  El Guapo: Yeah. Unless Jj. Benz runs on it.
• 45:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it seems to be working out like, how many countries have come to the table like the entire European Union. Just did.
• 45:28
  Brian McFadden: We got one of the largest economies in the U in the world, so they kind of have to like deal with us.
• 45:33
  Testecleese: Exactly. And this and Samsung, as Guapo mentioned, is exactly the reason why trump is cracking down on South Korea. Samsung's 1 of the global giants.
• 45:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, people don't think it's just cell phones and stuff.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: Oh, I see on
• 45:46
  Testecleese: cell phone. I got a Samsung television. You know what I mean. Like you said they make fricking like missile arrays.
• 45:53
  Testecleese: They're a massive tech company that's bringing in hundreds of billions a year. And it's like, Come on, guys, let's let's work out a better trade deal. How come you can terrify stuff going into your country, but we can't tariff coming back into ours, you know.
• 46:05
  El Guapo: Anyone!
• 46:07
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: Was this Senator Ernst Guy, and
• 46:13
  Testecleese: normally we know who we're talking about most of the time. But this where there's a hundred senators, and
• 46:18
  Testecleese: what? 286, or something, Congressman, or 300 something.
• 46:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, so we can't know everyone's names right?
• 46:26
  Brian McFadden: He's from Iowa.
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 46:29
  El Guapo: He's the senate doge caucus chair, she senate, doge caucus, chairwoman.
• 46:37
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 46:38
  Brian McFadden: She's in charge of the Doge Committee.
• 46:40
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: Well, I guess.
• 46:42
  Brian McFadden: Don't talk us.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: I guess she found 162 billion dollars in hidden infrastructure overruns.
• 46:50
  Brian McFadden: A lot of it is in the train wreck to nowhere.
• 46:54
  Testecleese: In.
• 46:54
  El Guapo: I am.
• 46:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 46:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:56
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 46:57
  Testecleese: So that money's already been taken care of. Right?
• 47:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. How long they've been working on this like 30.
• 47:03
  Brian McFadden: I lived in California when it started, and I lived in.
• 47:07
  Testecleese: 30 years ago.
• 47:07
  Brian McFadden: He's in California. Yeah. So over 30 years they've been talking about this high speed rail.
• 47:13
  Brian McFadden: Apparently there's another rail project in Honolulu that needed to have 9.9 billion dollars more in flues to be completed.
• 47:22
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 47:24
  Testecleese: Actually, yeah. As soon as you said you lived in California started. It was a long time ago because I met you in Virginia over 20 years ago. I think right.
• 47:33
  Brian McFadden: I've been retired for like 25 years.
• 47:37
  Testecleese: No.
• 47:38
  Brian McFadden: I got out in 2,007, I retired in 2,007. You would do the math.
• 47:42
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 47:43
  Testecleese: Were you still in the service when I met you, or had you already gotten out.
• 47:48
  Brian McFadden: I was close to getting out. It might have still been in.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure it was
• 47:53
  Testecleese: that. Maybe we're already out. No, I don't know. I don't know.
• 47:57
  Testecleese: But yeah, that all this money, then, you know.
• 48:00
  Testecleese: And then, meanwhile, I'm reading about how
• 48:04
  Testecleese: Elizabeth Warren is saying, how Doge is costing all this extra money. I'm like. No Doge is the opposite.
• 48:09
  El Guapo: Friday money, his father money where you're going.
• 48:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're like, Hey, wait a minute. Where did all this money go?
• 48:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: And I love it like oh, it's only a hundred 1 million dollars! That's a drop. The.
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Lonely.
• 48:20
  Testecleese: Fuck you alright if it's only dropping the bucket. Give me a hundred 1 million dollars. Okay.
• 48:25
  Brian McFadden: Huh! I'll take a hundred 1 million dollars.
• 48:28
  Brian McFadden: You find a hundred 1 million dollars going here, going there a hundred times.
• 48:33
  Testecleese: You know, that's a lot of money.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: Speaking of money, waste and Doge looks like. Npr.
• 48:48
  Testecleese: Excuse me, and Pbs are going to stay open, even though we cut Federal funding, and that was supposed to cripple them overnight right.
• 48:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, part of it is, there's a the centers for public broadcasting is shutting down the corporation.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: Well, I've never heard of these guys.
• 49:08
  Brian McFadden: They're the ones that created Sesame Street.
• 49:10
  Testecleese: No, I thought that was Pbs.
• 49:12
  Brian McFadden: No corporation of public broadcasting was the people behind Sesame Street.
• 49:18
  Testecleese: I could have sworn it was Pbs that did that. But wow!
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: And then it showed on Pbs channels. But it was the corporation, probably broadcasting. That's like
• 49:29
  Brian McFadden: overall in charge of Npr. And Pbs that
• 49:33
  Brian McFadden: they're losing a ton of money, so they're going to shut down by the end of next month.
• 49:37
  El Guapo: Hold on they can. I stay on their own set of commercials? What.
• 49:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, this part, I mean Pbs and Npr. Probably can, but not the the people that facilitate.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: Joe's.
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: All the money coming down from above.
• 49:52
  El Guapo: So they cannot make their own shows, and say afloat by themselves what I guess.
• 49:58
  Brian McFadden: That's because.
• 49:59
  El Guapo: Subsidized.
• 49:59
  Brian McFadden: Nobody watches the electric company or Sesame Street anymore, because it's gone, woke.
• 50:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, they definitely did. And I remember watching like.
• 50:10
  Brian McFadden: Electric company. I love growing up watching the electric company.
• 50:13
  Testecleese: I don't know that one, but I remember watching math net, and it was a these. It was like dragnet, but they had solved math problems to solve the case.
• 50:21
  Testecleese: It was, I don't know but I was a little gay. It was fun.
• 50:25
  Testecleese: Alright, takeaways from the Fed's latest decision.
• 50:32
  Testecleese: Hold on! What's this one about here?
• 50:34
  Testecleese: Remember, you shared this one. I was like, I never like these takeaways, because it's like.
• 50:38
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 50:39
  Testecleese: What we're supposed to get from it.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: Oh, the interest rates.
• 50:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, they decided to keep them the same, even though trump's been pushing for him to go down. Go down, go down!
• 50:50
  Brian McFadden: I think, isn't the the F. The Federal Reserve Commissioner's job like a 6 year composition.
• 50:59
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's coming up in a couple of months.
• 51:01
  Brian McFadden: And I want to nominated him the 1st time. So that means his time's almost up, and I guarantee he's not going to be renominated for the position.
• 51:10
  Brian McFadden: Jerome Powell, right? Yeah.
• 51:12
  El Guapo: You.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: And what was the woman's name before him?
• 51:15
  El Guapo: I keep
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Can never remember her name, but I can remember.
• 51:19
  Brian McFadden: Janet! Yellen! Yellen!
• 51:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:22
  Testecleese: All right cause I can remember Ben Bernanke Bernanke for her.
• 51:27
  Brian McFadden: Greenspan beforehand.
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: He's gary yeah. Allen screwed up the economy so much.
• 51:31
  El Guapo: Well, I agree.
• 51:32
  Brian McFadden: They decided to make her the Fed Reserve.
• 51:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: Well, I don't understand why the President gets to nominate
• 51:41
  Testecleese: who's gonna run a private business. The Federal Reserve is a private bank.
• 51:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's the way they sold it to the United States in order to become who they are.
• 51:52
  El Guapo: They're like, Hey, look, we're going to be your private bank, but you get to appoint us, you know, as president.
• 51:57
  El Guapo: and then we're gonna have 12 separate branches. So we now be one solid like.
• 52:03
  El Guapo: and we bought it hoodlack and sinker.
• 52:07
  Testecleese: But here's the thing is, what are you going to do instead of the Federal Reserve, like everyone also.
• 52:11
  El Guapo: We didn't have one for a hundred years.
• 52:13
  Testecleese: Correct. And we're gonna have the United States print the dollar instead.
• 52:17
  El Guapo: We had dollar silver called gold standard. That was the goal.
• 52:22
  Testecleese: So you're saying, go back to a precious metals base.
• 52:27
  El Guapo: And I think it should be a home base. And
• 52:30
  El Guapo: I think the way trump should do it right now, talk to Salvador Argentina like, hey? Look you, can we make our own coins? It's gonna be standardized. You can make the difference. But one dollars equals one peso, one peso equal one, you know, whatever, but it'd be the same amount of silver or gold, same amount of silver, copper, and gold and copper, and you can like
• 52:55
  El Guapo: go back and forth. This could be like the brick, but in gold and silver.
• 53:03
  Testecleese: The hell I typed in Jeffrey. I typed in JEF.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: And Jeffrey and Brian showed up on Youtube, but it didn't bring up a
• 53:14
  Testecleese: see if I can find it. There we go, and
• 53:18
  Testecleese: it's not showing the live one there it is alright.
• 53:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, but
• 53:22
  Testecleese: Sorry. I'm trying.
• 53:23
  Brian McFadden: So
• 53:24
  Brian McFadden: he's on a for the stupid Federal reserve is a 14 year term. His term ends January 31, st 2028, who, fucking came up with a 14 year term. That's fucking ridiculous!
• 53:38
  Testecleese: That was 6 deserve.
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: Federal Reserve, 14 year term. The Governor.
• 53:42
  Testecleese: Probably care.
• 53:43
  Brian McFadden: 7 governors are on a staggered 14 year terms.
• 53:47
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 53:47
  Testecleese: 7 governors are.
• 53:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Brian McFadden: I just looked it up. So trump cannot change this guy because he'll be out of office by January 31st of 2028. That'd be Jd. Vance, maybe, or Kamala Harris, one of the 2.
• 54:04
  El Guapo: All right. Cool. Well, you know how he went, his ticket going around him
• 54:08
  El Guapo: eliminate property taxes on it. So you it will sell
• 54:13
  El Guapo: property we sell. No, the don't pay taxes when you sell it.
• 54:18
  Brian McFadden: Capital gains.
• 54:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, a couple of game stacks, I guess.
• 54:23
  El Guapo: So that's the way he could go around it without fucking lower interest rate. So
• 54:27
  El Guapo: house marketing could go, could keep moving now.
• 54:31
  Testecleese: Market's gonna take a giant dump very soon. It's already.
• 54:34
  Brian McFadden: It already has nobody that's bought a house in the last 3 years is trying to refinance or anything right now, because everybody's got like 2% interest rates. And now interest rates are like 7, 8%. So nobody's trying to sell their house or buy a new house.
• 54:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, the perfect time to buy one.
• 54:53
  Brian McFadden: The millennials can't even get into the housing market because they can't afford it. So.
• 54:58
  Testecleese: Well, that's the problem is, these boomers, and something like 70 or 80% of boomers own a home.
• 55:06
  Testecleese: And and like 50% own more than one.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: And they're sitting on them
• 55:11
  Testecleese: like, Oh, you know. And the problem is like, Oh, the value keeps going up because no one was selling them for the longest time. And now these folks are looking to sell these properties, or some of them are, and exactly millennials are looking like you want $800,000 for this house like no fucking way, and the price drops down. It drops down it drops down.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: and then these boomers are going to die. It happens, you know, it's coming up soon. They're hitting that mortality cliff.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: It's 70.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: And their kids are going to inherit these houses and say, Well, I already have a place to live. I don't need this house. It's worth $800,000. I'll sell it, and they can't sell it because no one can afford it. And the price is the bottom is just going to drop out of this market all of a sudden.
• 55:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, hard to tell you, man, all right.
• 56:01
  Testecleese: Alright. So this jobs report came out right, and then.
• 56:06
  Brian McFadden: Somebody lost their job.
• 56:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 56:09
  Testecleese: A revision came out saying there were 258,000 fewer jobs
• 56:15
  Testecleese: create. And they initially reported the guy who crunched these numbers got canned for it.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: Now I'm wondering did he get canned because he reduced the number after the fact, or because he was wrong? In the 1st place.
• 56:28
  Brian McFadden: I would like to believe it is because he was wrong in the 1st place. But Trump's very vindictive. So yes, it could very well be because
• 56:37
  Brian McFadden: he made Trump look bad.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: That's what I'm thinking.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: And this happened how many times under Biden.
• 56:46
  El Guapo: A lot.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: Like every time they came out with the jobs report like, Oh, that was wrong! But it was after the fact, and everyone went out praising all these jobs created.
• 56:57
  Testecleese: Hello!
• 56:58
  El Guapo: Yep. Yeah. My favorite.
• 56:59
  Testecleese: Alright. You're there. Looks like Brian's frozen. I thought you were, too, because you weren't moving.
• 57:03
  El Guapo: No, no, I think he broke.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. Brian's back.
• 57:08
  Brian McFadden: Every time I go to get a beer something happens to my Internet becomes unstable. I guess I gotta stop drinking.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: Or the antenna.
• 57:17
  El Guapo: Right.
• 57:17
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, and it's hardwired into the fucking router, so that makes no sense, and it says, I've got a
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: I'm connected to the router still.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: Speaking of, I found a 1 of these Dsl ports because I mentioned, I have one like right behind the computer here.
• 57:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:35
  Testecleese: Found one upstairs near my
• 57:39
  Brian McFadden: Router mo my mode and my router. Yeah.
• 57:41
  El Guapo: You know.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: So I might just run a cable over to it. Then run a cable out of this into my computer. We'll see. It is across the room
• 57:49
  Testecleese: behind my couch. So I'm gonna have to find a way to hide this wire. But I'm sure I can figure that out.
• 57:56
  Testecleese: Quapo. This next one here you shared. Did you read the article, or did you just read the headline.
• 58:02
  El Guapo: Hold on, let me say again, the woman bought in Virginia.
• 58:07
  El Guapo: I heard that I'm trying to remember, because I remember
• 58:12
  El Guapo: I think I shared this article.
• 58:14
  Testecleese: I thought.
• 58:15
  El Guapo: Worry about it like, oh, let me let me share it, because.
• 58:18
  Brian McFadden: She she was claiming she was under claiming her earnings for years, so she could stay on Medicaid, and she ended up buying a Lamborghini in the process.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's known as the Medicaid millionaire, she and his thing. She is like a Bmw.
• 58:35
  Testecleese: A Lambo Turismo.
• 58:39
  Brian McFadden: She's saying she had. They had. She had 6 different businesses from 20
• 58:45
  Brian McFadden: to 21 to 24, where she was moving money around. She transferred tens of thousands of dollars between her personal and business accounts.
• 58:56
  Testecleese: You gotta pay tax taxes on that, and you got to claim it as income.
• 58:59
  Brian McFadden: She? Well, she probably was under the business, but and then she initially applied for Medicaid in 2019, under the alias of a different name.
• 59:08
  Brian McFadden: listing her biweekly income of 1,900 with no dependents. That application was denied. A year later she reapplied under the same name, but misspelled it.
• 59:20
  Brian McFadden: and she claimed less income, and she reported having a dependent. So that's when she started getting Medicaid.
• 59:26
  Testecleese: Yeah thing is, he's big.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: This is her.
• 59:29
  Brian McFadden: This is 9.5 million dollars. Between January 2020 and December of 2024.
• 59:37
  El Guapo: Do
• 59:38
  Brian McFadden: Making that kind of money. You don't need Medicaid.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, but there's no, there's no waste, fraud and abuse going on with Medicaid system.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: I wonder if the cuts is how she got busted.
• 59:50
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 59:51
  Brian McFadden: 2 months after she bought the Lamborghini, she tried to renew her Medicaid benefits, claiming she only made $4,000 a month
• 59:59
  Brian McFadden: with an unidentified business. However, she admitted that she was the owner.
• 1:00:03
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:00:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, how did you get a brand new.
• 1:00:06
  Brian McFadden: And and investigators also saw her flouting her lifestyle on social media duh.
• 1:00:12
  El Guapo: This is how you get caught, man, social media, instead of like want to show off everything. Just keep it fucking humble. Get a Toyota, you know, like a little Honda civic.
• 1:00:24
  El Guapo: you know, and then you drive around your specific car later on.
• 1:00:27
  Testecleese: Just exactly. Don't go bragging about how you're breaking the law. You're gonna get busted out.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: I'm illegally growing cannabis plants. Okay.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: and telling everyone. And you're not. I'm not going around telling everyone that I'm doing this. I'm not taking pictures and posting them out.
• 1:00:45
  El Guapo: On the State, you know.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Group web pages.
• 1:00:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Testecleese: Hey! Look what I'm getting away with.
• 1:00:57
  Brian McFadden: The figures don't lie, the liars do the figures.
• 1:01:01
  El Guapo: It like is rumored that Navy guy. He was a supply, but he was collecting like a small 5 cents from everybody's paycheck.
• 1:01:09
  El Guapo: and like, remember the office space. I think it was like collected like a little bit.
• 1:01:15
  Brian McFadden: My system.
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: Everybody pays. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: yeah, it's office space. He's like, we're gonna take not even a penny a fraction of a penny each transaction. Then all of a sudden, it was like a hundred 1 billion dollars like, Oh, my God! How are we gonna hide this.
• 1:01:26
  Brian McFadden: There was a whole show on Apple TV about this video game where the video gaming programmers did exactly that. And they made billions of dollars off the video game because of that.
• 1:01:39
  El Guapo: They're like, just just stay quiet, stay humble, you know, and just you know, whatever you know.
• 1:01:47
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: Space was funny. That was what Jennifer Aniston is in that, wasn't she?
• 1:01:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, she was on that one, too.
• 1:01:52
  El Guapo: One of our earliest roles after friends.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: And then have you seen my stapler.
• 1:01:58
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:01:59
  El Guapo: He's the one that end up with all the money.
• 1:02:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, they ended up burning. He's like, I'm tired of being compared to Michael Bolton, so why don't you change name? Why should I change my name. He's the one who sucks
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: all right. So you guys hear about the Pelosi act.
• 1:02:16
  El Guapo: Yes, you never stand for something too.
• 1:02:19
  Testecleese: Preventing elected leaders from owning securities and investments. Pelosi, Pelosi.
• 1:02:25
  Brian McFadden: He didn't create this.
• 1:02:26
  El Guapo: No, it's it's.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: Ain't after Pelosi.
• 1:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, she she got in trouble on she did an interview with somebody.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: Cnn.
• 1:02:35
  Brian McFadden: She got all freaked out about them, asking her about her insider trading.
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: Why would you ask for this? My my husband does this like? Oh, right, you don't come home from work and say, Hey, Paul, buy this stock. Now we're about to pass a fucking law about it.
• 1:02:48
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:02:49
  Testecleese: Or sell this stock, and that's why they named the Pelos.
• 1:02:53
  Brian McFadden: And we've talked about this the whole time we've done the show is
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: the the people. They don't make a lot of money in Congress. People come in poor.
• 1:03:03
  Brian McFadden: What? Maybe a hundred $1,000 a year.
• 1:03:06
  Testecleese: I think it's like 1, 42, or something.
• 1:03:08
  El Guapo: And and they have to use that money to pay for the apartment. Whatever the staying.
• 1:03:14
  Brian McFadden: These people come in with no other income. And magically, after, like 4 to 8 years in office, they're billionaires.
• 1:03:23
  Testecleese: Well, Pelosi's worth like 250 million dollars. Now, good.
• 1:03:28
  Brian McFadden: And what other job has she had? Besides being a representative for California?
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: She's been in office longer than I've been alive.
• 1:03:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's not that long.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: I'm gonna be 43 this year.
• 1:03:42
  El Guapo: Dude. She was in it since Kennedy Dude.
• 1:03:45
  Brian McFadden: No, I think she's 1 of like 80 years in office, isn't she?
• 1:03:49
  Testecleese: Possibly was she like? Seriously.
• 1:03:51
  Brian McFadden: Let me look it up while I'll do a fact. Check.
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: Well, we all know she's a lizard person, right?
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: It's like.
• 1:03:58
  El Guapo: The Wizard.
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: A year ago. She started cold blooded. And I was like, Yeah, it's because you're a person.
• 1:04:04
  Brian McFadden: She was born in 1940.
• 1:04:07
  El Guapo: Except for for a while.
• 1:04:08
  Brian McFadden: She was elected.
• 1:04:12
  El Guapo: She was the mayor.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: 85.
• 1:04:13
  Brian McFadden: Member of the House since 1987. So the year I graduated from high school, she got elected the House representative.
• 1:04:19
  Testecleese: Okay. So I she got I was 5 when she got into Congress.
• 1:04:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness!
• 1:04:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:04:29
  Testecleese: But here's the thing is, if you've been, there's actually an app you can download that will follow the Pelosi investments.
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: If you've been following it since 2,020, you'd be up over 700% with your investments.
• 1:04:41
  Brian McFadden: Is that what you're following.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: No, because I don't wanna go to prison for kind of insider trading thing.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: Get in trouble.
• 1:04:52
  El Guapo: Even you're gonna be the downfall man.
• 1:04:54
  Testecleese: I keep thinking about. But now that this Pelosi act is trying to make it so to ban stock trading
• 1:05:01
  Testecleese: for
• 1:05:02
  El Guapo: Congress.
• 1:05:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, Congress, and.
• 1:05:05
  El Guapo: He's already.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: Illegal, weeping.
• 1:05:07
  El Guapo: It's already illegal, but it's still used doing it.
• 1:05:09
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not. It's not illegal. They do it all the time in this.
• 1:05:13
  Testecleese: There. There are restrictions, but it's it's like you're not supposed to use your insider knowledge.
• 1:05:18
  El Guapo: Okay, the way they get around. They're not trading it. Her husband is trading, not her.
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly how she's getting around it. And that's why she flipped out on Cnn. My husband does all this.
• 1:05:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't do it, though.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: You think? Do you think everyone's stupid.
• 1:05:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Testecleese: And then.
• 1:05:37
  El Guapo: Whatever.
• 1:05:38
  Brian McFadden: They do think everyone's doing.
• 1:05:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, they want everybody, almost both. What Kamala Harris do.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Well, then she started yelling about how like you're gonna talk about this, but no one cared. When my husband got hammered.
• 1:05:49
  El Guapo: I bet.
• 1:05:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that was a great show title back.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: Sick.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: Who is it?
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: Was it Pelosi gets hammered, or Paul Pelosi gets hammered, or something like that?
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: I think it's why Pelosi gets hammered.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: And it was a terrible joke, but it was still hilarious.
• 1:06:04
  Brian McFadden: Right it was.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: Because he was a famous drunk, too.
• 1:06:08
  El Guapo: We can revive it again with Pelosi, hammer.
• 1:06:10
  El Guapo: The Pelosi hammers back.
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: Okay, that's actually, that's that's a not a good idea.
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, didn't. We wasn't our theory that it was his gay lover.
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: scorned gay lover. That because the guy like who answers the door at 3 o'clock in the morning, in their underwear.
• 1:06:29
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: Let's just like.
• 1:06:31
  El Guapo: Company unless it's a booty call. Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: Look at us going back in time. Here we're usually why, we're always going back in time. Because we're from the future. We are.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Testecleese: But yeah, and trump, well, trump's upset because they actually
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: can't remember the guy's name. One of these guys in Congress
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: tried to carve out an exemption for the President, saying, the President still can.
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: And trump was like, no, don't do that, because this won't take effect until the next office, anyway.
• 1:07:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:04
  Testecleese: Just so. It's not like happening after you already have investments. You're going. Oh, crap! Now, I gotta sell shit.
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: He's like no, no, no, count. The President, the President shouldn't get to make these illegal deals either, just like Obama made how much money when he was in office, you know, and.
• 1:07:18
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we don't have it in here, but you know
• 1:07:21
  Brian McFadden: well, I guess we're skipping the Russia Russia thing.
• 1:07:25
  Brian McFadden: This episode. But I want to talk about it real briefly here, because
• 1:07:29
  Brian McFadden: the reporters were bugging trump about whether they thought anything would happen to Obama. He's like no Obama's good. The Supreme Court just said that, you know.
• 1:07:41
  Brian McFadden: if you call it a presidential duty, you're covered with immunity. It's the people around by Obama that might have a problem. But biden he's good as gold.
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: Which is a problem. And it is in this this same topic we're talking about.
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, the Russian bank, that's all I can hear you.
• 1:07:58
  Testecleese: but it says, official duties of the President. It's not an official duty of the President to obstruct the election process and intentionally mislead the American people with a.
• 1:08:10
  Brian McFadden: Nothing's going to happen to Obama. He's just, you know. It is what it is. It's over with, done with.
• 1:08:16
  Testecleese: How many times did trump get arrested? How many times did he get charged? I mean, they even found him guilty on. Was it 34 charges.
• 1:08:24
  El Guapo: You know what.
• 1:08:25
  Brian McFadden: Made up felony charges.
• 1:08:27
  El Guapo: You know what.
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: Didn't.
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: Good buddy not actually guilty because he hasn't been charged. He hasn't been.
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: Guilt. He's been found.
• 1:08:34
  Brian McFadden: Not actually a convicted felon until he's been.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: Sentencing correct, but he's still. He's still been found guilty.
• 1:08:42
  Brian McFadden: And but that's not what the Dems are calling it. The Dems are running around with their propagan.
• 1:08:47
  Brian McFadden: What it did report Valen.
• 1:08:49
  El Guapo: They can. Just. That's why they did it. So they can use this power.
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: That's why that's why Trump keeps suing these companies. It's like this isn't true, just like the Cbs thing, the paramount thing when
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: they just settled, or whatever then filed, fired Colbert.
• 1:09:03
  Testecleese: That was because they came out and called him a convicted rapist right.
• 1:09:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. Not as something happens.
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: Went to a criminal court over this, and it wasn't rape he was the decision was about.
• 1:09:13
  El Guapo: Fraudulent? No, the fraudulent charge, abating paperwork, or something because of summary Daniel paper.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Well, that was that was the jet, not Jasmine Crockett. Yeah, we'll teach a James thing.
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she's coming after trump again, so not a good impression.
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: Yourself, wasn't she? Hasn't she been accused of the same thing that she excuse me, Drum, for.
• 1:09:40
  El Guapo: Up. Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's got multiple homes in multiple states. And everyone's the primary home.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, so you get a lower interest rate, or whatever.
• 1:09:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was your primary home.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And if you say they all are just like, well, I want to say, shift
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: is now accused of the same.
• 1:10:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's saying, Yeah, yeah, they're all going down.
• 1:10:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we'll see. Cause.
• 1:10:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: You can't. You can't get these guys to even bring up charges like the Federal Government has brought up charges against these people attacking ice agents right? And in California the grand jury is like, Nope, we're not even going to frigging. Bring an indictment. We're not going to have an indictment on them, because, you know, we think it's just
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: so you could just attack people. And if you don't agree with their politics, it's okay.
• 1:10:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  Brian McFadden: It was.
• 1:10:32
  Testecleese: And the ice agent. It's not even the ice agents politics. It's his fucking job that's being lawfully carried out as ordered by the President of the United States. But these, these charges being dropped left and right, the the conviction rate the Federal Government has gone down significantly because it used to be like 98 and a half percent, because they wouldn't bring charges unless they had you dead to rights.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: And it's like, for example, we got video of this guy attacking that Federal agent and like, we don't care.
• 1:10:59
  Testecleese: Jeez Grace California. Just wait until the pendulum keeps finishes the swing, you know.
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: And why don't we just move this shit into a different jurisdiction for a fair trial.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: anyway? Jasmine Crockett's given Bernie and Aoc a hard time for Their Fight The Oligarchy Tour.
• 1:11:24
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: A fighting oligarchy.
• 1:11:26
  El Guapo: The same.
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: This makes! Oh, God, what.
• 1:11:29
  El Guapo: The default, alligarchy.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: Well, here's the best part is they're getting in a private jet flying around the country together, saying, Well, they're fighting oligarchy, and it's a couple freaking people that will work nothing until they got in office. And now they're millionaires.
• 1:11:42
  El Guapo: I want to have.
• 1:11:43
  Brian McFadden: Mean. I mean Bernie Sanders is the richest Socialist known to mankind.
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: Very true, and he used to hate the millionaires, the billionaires.
• 1:11:52
  Brian McFadden: I mean, how many houses does he own?
• 1:11:54
  Brian McFadden: 4?
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: Something like that, and he hated the millionaires till he became a millionaire. I'm talking about the billionaires.
• 1:12:02
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: Like bitch 5 years ago. You hated millionaires, too.
• 1:12:06
  Testecleese: But you, if you want to be a millionaire, write a book.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: Your book is stupid.
• 1:12:11
  Brian McFadden: Probably why Kamal is writing a book.
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. And people gonna buy it because she wrote it, not because there's anything in it worth reading.
• 1:12:18
  Brian McFadden: She didn't write it. She had a ghostwriter.
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: Oh, I guarantee it.
• 1:12:23
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, Crockett's like, Oh.
• 1:12:25
  Brian McFadden: be more entertaining if she wrote it, because there'd be so much gobbledygoo in it. It'd probably be worth buying and reading.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I wish I could remember the
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: undoing. What's been done, or something like that, or
• 1:12:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: She said. All sorts of all sorts of dumb shit you just look! You're looking at it like what?
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: What? What did you say?
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: She said, stuff worse than Biden did.
• 1:12:50
  Testecleese: As I said, she took a page right out of Biden's book.
• 1:12:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, Crockett's saying that like they make it all about themselves.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: I'm like, what is
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: Jasmine Crockett doing with her freaking Ghetto? Speak bullshit? She's a Harvard educated lawyer, and she's bitch. I ain't doing none of that shit.
• 1:13:09
  Brian McFadden: Make me snatching a weave off your head. So
• 1:13:11
  Brian McFadden: was they're all taking a page out of Hillary Clinton when she went to Selma.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, I don't.
• 1:13:18
  Brian McFadden: And Hillary changed her accent down there. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I always bring hot sauce with me.
• 1:13:25
  Testecleese: Right? Right? Okay. Hillary.
• 1:13:29
  Brian McFadden: And I don't know what to take about what Patel's coming up, saying. He found a bunch of crossfire hurricane documents and burn bags.
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if these people were really worried about the shit was in burn bags, and they knew Trump was being elected.
• 1:13:44
  Brian McFadden: Burn the shit.
• 1:13:45
  Testecleese: Well, that's the issue is, if it's gone they can get busted for destroying it.
• 1:13:50
  Brian McFadden: He was in a roommate already, that he's on his way to being gone.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: Digital footprints, this, etc. Etc. If it ever came out that these guys intentionally destroyed it, they'd be fucked versus
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: a secret room allegedly in the Hoover building.
• 1:14:03
  Testecleese: where this stuff was hidden, which means
• 1:14:05
  Testecleese: the idea is they were never going to find it.
• 1:14:09
  Testecleese: But, like all I could think of.
• 1:14:11
  Brian McFadden: I'd rather burn it.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: I'm just thinking, though they say he said they found in a secret room like what he moved to filing cabinet as a little half door, and when you crawl through the door.
• 1:14:20
  Brian McFadden: Parking in his garage. You know where he kept his all his other classified documents.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: True, and I thought that was hilarious because they refused to charge Biden for the same thing that.
• 1:14:30
  Brian McFadden: He's old and daughtery.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's a doddering old man. He doesn't know what's going on like. How is he still President.
• 1:14:37
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: Well, no one will find him guilty because he has no idea what day it is. He doesn't even know when his own son died.
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: at least.
• 1:14:46
  Brian McFadden: Article. There's no way that the Doj is going to charge Hillary Clinton on the Russia hoax. It's not happening. I'll put that in the production page.
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: Because they're gonna get executed.
• 1:14:57
  Testecleese: Who, I mean, I mean, shoot themselves in the back of the head and hang themselves.
• 1:15:02
  Brian McFadden: Maybe, but I don't think the Clintons have as much authority to do that kind of shit as they did back in the day, right after they got out of office. Nobody cares about what Hillary Clinton thinks. Nobody cares about Chelsea hitting things. And is Bill Clinton even alive still? Because we don't know.
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: I don't know. I saw the painting of Bill Clinton in a
• 1:15:23
  El Guapo: Dress.
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: The blue dress. What was her name?
• 1:15:27
  Brian McFadden: Monica, Lewinsky.
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: Lewinsky.
• 1:15:29
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: That's all we can think I was like. That's obviously why they did the blue dress on him right.
• 1:15:37
  Brian McFadden: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
• 1:15:41
  Testecleese: Was that Hillary? I thought that was Pelosi.
• 1:15:43
  Brian McFadden: That's closely, and then all that shit that goes on. They need a bigger room.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: Oh, but you're right. Hillary doesn't have the same power as she used to, because she was.
• 1:15:56
  Brian McFadden: None of the queens do, I mean.
• 1:15:57
  Testecleese: Well, she was selling.
• 1:15:58
  Brian McFadden: Once she got, I mean what happened to the Clinton Foundation that was raking in billions and billions of dollars until she got defeated by trump, and then there was no way for the foreign governments to get their insider
• 1:16:12
  Brian McFadden: abilities with the Clintons anymore. So they all stop funding.
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: She sold half of our uranium to Russia.
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: and then she started the Russiagate hoax.
• 1:16:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: Who's the one who actually like signed off on it?
• 1:16:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: And I'm just.
• 1:16:28
  Brian McFadden: Daniel still made a killing off that deal.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: I'm telling you that her calling Obama is what opened the door for this to happen, because she used her private server
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: to do these communications, and they were not secure.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: The, you know, the one that she.
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: And then they use bit to get rid of the servers. Yeah, we both were on the same.
• 1:16:51
  Testecleese: Videos then put out videos of our.
• 1:16:53
  Brian McFadden: She doesn't even know what she's like. I don't know what bleach bit is. I don't know where the servers are. They're in your fucking bathroom in Chippequa.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: He's like, what do you mean? Wiped it with like a cloth like you? You okay, you want us to think you're that stupid.
• 1:17:07
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:17:09
  Testecleese: But then she had her own staff put out videos of themselves, smashing cell phones with hammers.
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: If you're going to do this, wouldn't you just take a giant magnet next to him and destroy all of it.
• 1:17:21
  Brian McFadden: That'd be a faster way and more efficient way.
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: And the apple like.
• 1:17:27
  Brian McFadden: That's fine!
• 1:17:28
  Testecleese: Don't go out there and publish the crimes you're committing, and you know what I mean.
• 1:17:32
  Testecleese: It's 1 thing to say you're doing something, because that's not actually evidence. You could just be cracking a joke, or whatever, for you know.
• 1:17:39
  Brian McFadden: He's interning in New York. I don't know what that means.
• 1:17:43
  Testecleese: Quentin.
• 1:17:45
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: Again. It's like a 2 min delay. So it's tough.
• 1:17:48
  Brian McFadden: It sucks. I mean that I mean Youtube. It's great having the live stream going again because it's a 1 click thing. But this delay is killing me here. So.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, at least, we're getting someone here interacting with us. Live again. That's always fun.
• 1:18:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: Facebook. We were getting a bunch of people commenting all the time. It was.
• 1:18:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Brian McFadden: And I invited the repeat offender onto the Youtube stream. I invited him on the actual show, and he must be busy working or something, because he didn't respond either one so.
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you know, he's a.
• 1:18:23
  Brian McFadden: It's a whole Australian thing, you know.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: No, he's right.
• 1:18:26
  Brian McFadden: There's a couple of hours difference between here and there, so.
• 1:18:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's he's from the land down under where the women loot the men plunder.
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: So you better run. You better take cover.
• 1:18:36
  Brian McFadden: Minute Work.
• 1:18:37
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: The funny thing is, actually, I mentioned you earlier. I might need an extra 15 min before we get started.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: Boom! That song was on the radio.
• 1:18:47
  Brian McFadden: No, I think.
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: Come from the end.
• 1:18:56
  Brian McFadden: And then Greg Jarrett's coming out, saying the Russ gate players may have inadvertently made things worse on themselves.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, I read this article like 4 times, and I don't understand how they made it worse.
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: I mean, I guess the cover up had they just let it got busted. In the 1st place, it wouldn't have been as bad. But the fact that this cover up has been going for so long.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: How does it even apply with the statute of limitations anymore.
• 1:19:23
  El Guapo: I think the the tensor limitation, but.
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:19:25
  El Guapo: In line to Congress.
• 1:19:26
  Testecleese: That's exactly what it is. I'm sorry that's what it was is the cover up has made it an ongoing conspiracy, which means the statute of limitations is still in play, because it's still a conspiracy to commit.
• 1:19:39
  Brian McFadden: The crime.
• 1:19:39
  El Guapo: It's not the limitations. Damn land to Congress is or expire.
• 1:19:44
  El Guapo: They can. But.
• 1:19:44
  Testecleese: Fact that they're covering it up in a conspiracy means it's not because now it's the you know what I mean. It keeps it alive.
• 1:19:50
  El Guapo: Unless they go go back to Congress and the like, yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: Well, no, it's they could still be busted for this because of the conspiracy to cover it up after the fact.
• 1:19:59
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:19:59
  Testecleese: What they should, what they should have done as soon as the statute ran out is really like, here's what happened. Here's what we did.
• 1:20:04
  El Guapo: What that would have.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: How many Liberals heads would explode.
• 1:20:09
  El Guapo: No, they came out and said, we made all this shit up. If they prefer to ignore it. They don't care
• 1:20:15
  El Guapo: long as it's against trump, they would not, fucking care to.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, everybody hates trump because of this Russia Gate thing.
• 1:20:24
  Testecleese: And they've already forgotten. That's why they hate him now. They just hate them. But this is where it all started from.
• 1:20:29
  El Guapo: They just do. And yeah, unfortunately, that's where it is.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: And Hillary was the one who sold our uranium to him, and then she's the one who's like. Let's have a reset button with Russia.
• 1:20:42
  Brian McFadden: Russia, Russia.
• 1:20:44
  Testecleese: And they said that Trump was possibly an agent, since the eighties of the rush of Russia I was like. So the Soviet Union.
• 1:20:52
  Brian McFadden: She didn't just delete the email she has. She bleached it. That's as the Youtube.
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: Exactly. She bleach spitted and then destroyed the cell phones that might have information on them, too.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: and and she laughed about it.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: When you bring this up to people and like, Oh, what difference does that make? It's like it's all a crime.
• 1:21:11
  Testecleese: you know, you're trying to get. You guys went after trump for a were allegedly
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: oh, I could say, you know he's been found guilty for mislabeling or misrepresenting the values of his properties for loans, but the bank was like. We agreed with his assessment.
• 1:21:28
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah. And they got their money back. So I mean they didn't lose anything in the process.
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: And we'll do business again because we made a ton of money. We're very happy about this, you know.
• 1:21:39
  Testecleese: but it
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: and that again, that whole thing. There had to be an underlying crime that they were trying to cover up with this stuff. And the judge was like, if you think a crime happened. It's good enough. It's like, what what's the crime that he allegedly was covering up?
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: The statute of limitations would have expired, and it would have been a misdemeanor anyway.
• 1:22:00
  Testecleese: Then you bring this. I brought this up to my little sister.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: and she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I was like. I know you don't, because you didn't bother looking into any of this shit. You just listened to Rachel Maddow.
• 1:22:12
  Testecleese: you know 21
• 1:22:16
  Testecleese: looks like the Doj, is filing a misconduct complaint against Boseberg. The judge, who's basically been overseeing every case against trump lately concerning like.
• 1:22:28
  Brian McFadden: Magically, is getting the draw on all the cases.
• 1:22:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, everything that's coming up. But like, is the President allowed to do this, this guy somehow gets every single one of them.
• 1:22:37
  Brian McFadden: That. That's not how the judicial system works.
• 1:22:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't care what's going on.
• 1:22:44
  Testecleese: Well shoot, trump should stop buying lottery tickets, because what are the odds of this shit right.
• 1:22:49
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, I didn't realize if I did a smaller subheading that it would get gobbled up with a
• 1:22:57
  Testecleese: the bigger subheading that's good to know for the future.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: You have to keep that in mind
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: cause we have more dumb asses to talk about.
• 1:23:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, sorry!
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: No, it's all right. I wasn't sure if that would happen or not. It's
• 1:23:10
  Brian McFadden: I wasn't paying attention.
• 1:23:11
  Testecleese: It's all right.
• 1:23:12
  Testecleese: You see this shit in Seattle concerning the blue angels.
• 1:23:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if they don't want them there, don't go there anymore. Fuck them. The people that are protesting. The blue angels don't realize how much money an air show brings into a city.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: And not just that this blue angel show has been happening every August for like 50 years, or something
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: like before, these people moved in there and bought a house, and they're saying it's causing pollution and quote war. Trauma war trauma from hearing a fucking jet over your head.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: Are you kidding me.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: These people understand what war is.
• 1:23:50
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't. They don't have a clock and clue.
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! And then this one lady suing him because her her cat died.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: It couldn't rest when it was dying, because the jets were.
• 1:24:05
  Brian McFadden: Yes. Okay.
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: I was like what the just like I got. I got big rig trucks driving down my road.
• 1:24:12
  Testecleese: doing lumber runs to the lumber mill from the lumber yards because I live in a giant.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: Realistically, I live in a giant National Forest, but parts of it are privatized around here, and the Giant Lumber Company bought up thousands of acres.
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: I'm not going to go and tell these guys they need to stop driving their trucks through here because they were doing it before I moved in.
• 1:24:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: This is the dumbest shit I've heard in a long time with these.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Oh, the jets are loud, for it's like a 5 day event once a year.
• 1:24:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: And just a heads up for anyone out there. Blue angels! It's United States Navy.
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: A lot of people think it's Air Force. No, that's United States Air Force. I'm sorry Thunderbirds are Air Force.
• 1:25:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: Speaking of dumbasses, this is a popular
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: festival. Let's see if I can't find it in a main. Okay.
• 1:25:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, so.
• 1:25:15
  Testecleese: What is Maine?
• 1:25:17
  Brian McFadden: Lobsters.
• 1:25:18
  Testecleese: There we go. They're famous for lobsters right.
• 1:25:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:25:23
  Brian McFadden: You get the best steamed lobster in Maine.
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: Peta is suing a festival in Maine that happens every year for steaming lobsters alive.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: and all I can think of is everybody cooks, lobsters alive. That's how you cook lobsters. Now I will say that people do suggest you take a knife right before you cook it and jam it in behind the head and sever the brain stem.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: Okay, I get it. But we've been boiling lobsters alive for ever right.
• 1:25:58
  El Guapo: Do they know how the how the meat comes, how you slaughter a pig, or a cow or chicken.
• 1:26:04
  Testecleese: That's yeah. It's usually a piston through the back of the skull that kills him instantly, though.
• 1:26:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: Thing is, you drop a lobster in boiling water. That thing's dead instantly. You know that right.
• 1:26:14
  El Guapo: No,
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: It doesn't take minutes of agonizing pain it that you know, you say. Oh, it screams no, that's the air rushing out of its gills.
• 1:26:22
  El Guapo: No, I've seen people get slaughter. I've seen chicken get slaughtered. No, look.
• 1:26:28
  Brian McFadden: I slaughtered chickens back in the day when I was in school, high school.
• 1:26:32
  El Guapo: You put you take the chicken, you put it on a stump, you chop the head off and you watch it flop around for like half hour after that.
• 1:26:39
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: Well that that typically means you didn't cut it low enough. And the brain, the brain stem was still attached.
• 1:26:46
  Brian McFadden: It was more entertaining.
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, we're running around like a chicken with its head cut off right.
• 1:26:50
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. That's where.
• 1:26:51
  El Guapo: That's where the term come from.
• 1:26:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. And, Peter, they're the ones suing.
• 1:26:57
  Testecleese: Am I? The only one who knows that penis stands for people eat and tasty animals.
• 1:27:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:03
  Brian McFadden: I used to do private security at Peta back in the day when I was.
• 1:27:07
  Testecleese: Was it people for the ethical treatment of animals, or something.
• 1:27:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: Of a couple.
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: Do we really care about a lobster?
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: I.
• 1:27:19
  El Guapo: Yes, I do. I want. I like to taste them.
• 1:27:22
  El Guapo: They're delicious, like. When I lived in New England. Dude. Oh, my God! I could go catch a lobster myself and eat it.
• 1:27:29
  El Guapo: What should be a crime if you cook a blobs and you don't eat it. That should be a crime.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: You're right because it's a was it like 3 bucks a pound, or something like that, depending on how far away you live?
• 1:27:41
  Testecleese: I can't even imagine what it's gonna cost to bring a Maine lobster to West West Virginia, because you gotta try.
• 1:27:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's there's services for that. So it's actually.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: 5.
• 1:27:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's not as bad as you think. It is.
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that more.
• 1:27:56
  Brian McFadden: There's like, Wait, there's actually companies that do that.
• 1:28:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, where am I gonna get a lobster like I? The supermarket in Massachusetts had a lobster tank.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: But did you watch the new happy Gilmore movie.
• 1:28:10
  El Guapo: Of course.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: Okay. He was working at Starford shop.
• 1:28:14
  Testecleese: Stop and shop is A is a.
• 1:28:16
  El Guapo: England.
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: Local to New England, and in particular, like Northern New England. I say Northern, but it's not a giant area.
• 1:28:21
  El Guapo: We still got Connecticut.
• 1:28:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll get now.
• 1:28:25
  Testecleese: But I want I used to shop at a stop and shop.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: and there was a tank just like this. The lobster tank in the movie.
• 1:28:32
  El Guapo: You were a fancy stop and shop. I had like none of that.
• 1:28:37
  El Guapo: I had that impact.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: I'm right next to the ocean. I was right next to the ocean, too.
• 1:28:41
  El Guapo: So do I. I was in the New England South town.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: And and you didn't have a lobster tank live lobsters walking around at the bottom.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: you can go up there and be like I want that one with the blue bands on its claws, and the guy would reach in and grab it.
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: Hmm nice.
• 1:28:55
  Testecleese: There's there's nothing like that here. There's no tank full of live lobsters.
• 1:28:58
  Brian McFadden: You're looking at. You're looking at $25 a lobster.
• 1:29:02
  El Guapo: Really.
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: I guess it depends on what they weigh too.
• 1:29:05
  Brian McFadden: Main lobsternow.com do a lobster live.
• 1:29:12
  El Guapo: Was the weight.
• 1:29:14
  Brian McFadden: Those one weight range from one pound to 1.1 8.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: They? That's why we used to eat like 3 pound lobsters.
• 1:29:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, you're in West Virginia now, you know. Sorry.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: No, maybe when I order a laptop themselves.
• 1:29:29
  El Guapo: I gotta think I could cook a lobster later, when fuck.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: If it's 25 bucks a 1 pound lobster is enough for me to eat, I will eat it, and I'd be happy
• 1:29:38
  Testecleese: sure, including shipping and handling.
• 1:29:41
  El Guapo: Probably no.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Now I have to pay someone to transport it from Freaking Maine or Massachusetts.
• 1:29:47
  Brian McFadden: I think. Let me look it up again.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and and transport it all the way down here and keep it alive the whole time.
• 1:29:56
  Brian McFadden: You, too.
• 1:29:57
  Brian McFadden: It comes ups next day. Air.
• 1:30:00
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: And
• 1:30:04
  Brian McFadden: If you spend $150, it's overnight for free, and then otherwise it's $40 for shipping.
• 1:30:11
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, my God! See, it cost more to ship the thing than it does to eat the water.
• 1:30:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're getting Maine lobsters, you know. I mean, it is what it is. You.
• 1:30:21
  Testecleese: $65 for a 1 pound lobster.
• 1:30:25
  Testecleese: That's.
• 1:30:25
  Brian McFadden: But you're gonna buy more than one lobster. So you're not going to buy. Just you a lobster you're gonna buy like 3 or 4 lobsters and have them shipped down.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna have to talk to the wife about this. She won't eat anything out of the ocean, but the mother-in-law will. I think my kids will. Maybe I can get $150. That thing is 25 bucks, a lobster. That's 2 6 lobsters.
• 1:30:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:49
  Testecleese: To be 150 for free shipping. What am I gonna do with lobster? I don't eat.
• 1:30:54
  Brian McFadden: Make lobster, stew.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, could turn into something else.
• 1:30:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: Or even go down to town and say, Hey, I have a Maine lobster who wants it.
• 1:31:03
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah.
• 1:31:06
  Testecleese: Sell for more than I did.
• 1:31:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, they get. We're copper selling the losses.
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: Okay, we've been trying to avoid the Wnba in general since this whole Caitlin Clark thing kicked off.
• 1:31:19
  El Guapo: No, we no oh, the only reason I brought this up.
• 1:31:23
  Brian McFadden: I didn't share this damn article. I thought it was fucking stupid.
• 1:31:27
  El Guapo: I don't know the the wig. I didn't care about it. They fucked the part about it. Somebody was laughing, and their referee call him out, and you kick him out of the game. I was like. This is fucked up.
• 1:31:39
  Brian McFadden: They stopped the whole game because their wig fell off.
• 1:31:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:31:42
  Brian McFadden: Why are you wearing.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: Fine.
• 1:31:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:44
  El Guapo: No, no, I don't care about that. They fucked the part about it. Somebody was laughing as a paid customer. He was laughing, and he got kicked out of the game.
• 1:31:54
  El Guapo: That's.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: Well, apparently he made some kind of he made some kind of comment, but check this out. It was a matchup between the Washington mystics and the Phoenix Mercury, right.
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: It was in Boston, the game!
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Why, the why so the next Cuba? She
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: oh, she had her wig snatched off her head.
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: Man cracked a joke. He got kicked out, but she grabbed her hair right, held it on her head, ran back in the locker room. It's like, yeah, this is professional athletes for you. This is.
• 1:32:29
  El Guapo: Right. Nobody take you seriously.
• 1:32:31
  Testecleese: And then we're insured saying, Pay us what we're worth, or what you owe us, or whatever it's like
• 1:32:36
  Testecleese: they are, they are being paid what they're worth.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: No, they're not. No, they're not they. They lose as much money.
• 1:32:42
  El Guapo: Negative.
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: Stephen Colbert, a year.
• 1:32:43
  Brian McFadden: That's why. So you think they're overpaid.
• 1:32:46
  El Guapo: They should, they should have to pay to play in this league.
• 1:32:49
  Brian McFadden: So do you know what happened next day?
• 1:32:52
  Brian McFadden: The hilarious thing is the one player, the one yeah.
• 1:32:55
  Brian McFadden: actually brought money to the League. They're ridiculing her left and right because she's white.
• 1:33:02
  Testecleese: And she's like what the greatest talent the Wnba has seen ever.
• 1:33:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then and people are beating the shit out.
• 1:33:08
  Brian McFadden: They're moving when they're playing. When when her team is playing, they have to move to bigger stadiums to be able to get all the people that want to see her play.
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: They're actually selling tickets exactly.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: And then, a couple days later, there was a game
• 1:33:27
  Testecleese: Wnba game, and from over one of the basketball hoops come down on the court. This weird green looking thing.
• 1:33:34
  Brian McFadden: How was it?
• 1:33:34
  El Guapo: They'll do.
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: It was a fucking dildo.
• 1:33:41
  El Guapo: That's what the game for fucking, kicking out somebody do.
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: I laughed my ass off of this, but I will say this is a good way to get hurt really bad, and no not getting smacked with a dildo flying through the air. You're playing basketball. You could have stepped on it and fucked your ankle up real bad right.
• 1:33:55
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: But, oh, my God! Nobody's going to Wnba games to watch
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: basketball. They're going there to see if this bitch is. We get smashed overhead, or if a dildo wins on the court.
• 1:34:08
  El Guapo: Yeah. Wwe style, fucking basketball.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: That's what they've been doing to Caitlin Clark is. They've been beating the shit out of this poor woman.
• 1:34:15
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:34:15
  Testecleese: Because she's what.
• 1:34:16
  El Guapo: I mean, let's be fair. Let's be fair. Back in the eighties.
• 1:34:21
  El Guapo: Basketball used to be rough, and they cut it like the
• 1:34:24
  El Guapo: they sensitized it back in the day.
• 1:34:28
  Testecleese: Used to be rough back when it was still a diverse sport.
• 1:34:32
  El Guapo: When Michael Larry Burr, Michael Jackson, I mean Michael Jordan after. Yeah, it used to be real.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: Bird pimping. Danny Ainge.
• 1:34:42
  El Guapo: The, yeah.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: Kevin Mchale.
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: Oh, but now you got Lebron. James! Now speaking of.
• 1:34:50
  El Guapo: Oh, oh! Oh! Oh!
• 1:34:51
  El Guapo: Did you see the did you see him?
• 1:34:54
  Testecleese: Tell them these AI companies they have to stop making AI images of him.
• 1:34:59
  El Guapo: No, I've already heard that.
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: So offended that people are making jokes at his expense.
• 1:35:03
  El Guapo: No, you fucking celebrity get used to it.
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're you're a public persona. There's nothing you can do about it. They actually tried pulling this with Kyle Rittenhouse. It's like he wasn't a not Kyle Rittenhouse.
• 1:35:14
  Testecleese: Sandmen, was it Derek Sandman? The oh, difficult.
• 1:35:19
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, yeah, the.
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: Covington, Catholic Kid.
• 1:35:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. But he wasn't. He wasn't.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: And like he wasn't a public persona until you put him all over the news for this.
• 1:35:29
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:35:30
  Testecleese: And then he got what a hundred 1 million dollar payout or undisclosed payout from Cnn.
• 1:35:34
  El Guapo: And I bet you by now nobody know who the fuck he is now.
• 1:35:37
  Testecleese: He was the one who stood there smiling on a native American.
• 1:35:40
  El Guapo: No, no! But.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: Sorry.
• 1:35:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: Being a vet.
• 1:35:42
  El Guapo: You said his name. I'm like I don't know who you're talking about. It almost took me a while to think about like, who's this.
• 1:35:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was the one. The native came up and started pounding a drum again next to him, and he just stood there and smiled like a polite.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: I don't know if this is some kind of whatever. I'm just gonna be a nice guy like he's fucking this man. It's like what he was minding his business. This guy got in his face, and he was polite about it, and you went and ruined it.
• 1:36:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's the worst thing you do. Be polite.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: And don't forget that native dude lied about being a Vietnam vet.
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: Soul and valor.
• 1:36:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. So which is no longer a crime which I disagree with. But you see this t app.
• 1:36:25
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Women.
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: Dating.
• 1:36:30
  El Guapo: It backfired.
• 1:36:31
  El Guapo: That's it, ma'am, a bunch of the data got leaked to include like 72,000 images.
• 1:36:37
  El Guapo: a driver license information address and.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. The the funny thing is like these women are supposedly going on there
• 1:36:46
  Testecleese: like oh, watch out for this guy, you know this, that, and etc.
• 1:36:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: The thing is, women are vindictive.
• 1:36:52
  El Guapo: Not even that. They just probably they talk shit about the guy, so he will not find another mate.
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:36:59
  El Guapo: For them.
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: So exactly, this guy was great. I want him back. I'm gonna talk a bunch of shit so that he can't date anyone else.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: And the fact that, typically speaking, if a guy leaves a woman, it's almost always sour grapes like oh, he was a piece of shit, anyway. Date pieces of shit.
• 1:37:17
  El Guapo: They cannot handle your rejection. General.
• 1:37:20
  Testecleese: Did you see the pictures that came out of these women.
• 1:37:24
  El Guapo: Yeah. Fucking number fours, threes and twos.
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, they looked like hobgoblins, and they're the one that go. These guys are a bunch of incels he's like, no, no, that was not an involuntary celibacy. They decided not to put their Dick in fucking hideous and crazy.
• 1:37:41
  El Guapo: You ain't doing it for him, sister, no more.
• 1:37:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: dear God, and yeah, I was tempted. I even shared a picture in case it might be our thumbnail of these hideous trolls.
• 1:37:52
  El Guapo: Hey, I you know I end up in a local we dated the same guy they were talking so much I already knew who who they were like this guy I know. Who's that? Oh, I know. Who's that one who said that, you know.
• 1:38:07
  Testecleese: Because of the experience quality comment. We got a quality comment from Michael Duckett on the Youtube.
• 1:38:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:16
  Testecleese: Hey, man! They're still alive. Save them for next week, and then eat them next week about the lobsters.
• 1:38:22
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: And granted, you can only keep them out of water for so long.
• 1:38:27
  Testecleese: Great they can breathe wall to war air, which is.
• 1:38:29
  El Guapo: Oh, hey! How about this? You get it like aquarium.
• 1:38:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you can put them in your aquarium.
• 1:38:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:35
  Testecleese: It feeded salt water. Critters.
• 1:38:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: Which that might be fun to have a lobster and a salt water tank, anyway, that never.
• 1:38:43
  El Guapo: Like.
• 1:38:43
  Testecleese: Then every now and then just take it out, eat it.
• 1:38:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah hungry for lobster.
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: That I like. You know what the wife's been talking about. A saltwater tank. Maybe I will get.
• 1:38:54
  Brian McFadden: I don't think that's what she's thinking when she thinks salt water tank.
• 1:39:02
  El Guapo: Welcome, for.
• 1:39:02
  Brian McFadden: Good idea.
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: This whole Youtube thing is working. Huh!
• 1:39:08
  Testecleese: A freshwater tank back in the when I was a kid and I had a crawfish in there, and you know I bring in this little poker thing and feed it ham.
• 1:39:17
  Testecleese: But then, like, if you forgot to feed it, or just wanted to see what happened. It would just eat the fish in the tank.
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: It would catch them and cut them in half and eat them. It was it was fun.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: Be more fun of the lobster? It's a much bigger critter eating Vegas stuff.
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: All right, let's move on to our next topic here. International conflict.
• 1:39:37
  El Guapo: They do live longer. No, they, they look longer.
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: What was that?
• 1:39:40
  El Guapo: Lobsters.
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: Lobsters. Actually, technically speaking, they're kind of immortal.
• 1:39:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: They will not die of old age.
• 1:39:48
  Testecleese: You can have babies out of here, man, you could
• 1:39:52
  Testecleese: dude, that's an idea is breed them and sell them in the look at. Sell them out of your house
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: was like, this is what I'm gonna do. Now I'm gonna get me a giant.
• 1:40:03
  Testecleese: Get one of the giant fish tanks that's like.
• 1:40:06
  El Guapo: You're not. You guys.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: In my back.
• 1:40:07
  El Guapo: Around next time put a 1 eye, patch, one eye patch and a like a stuff up animal like a kitty cat.
• 1:40:15
  Testecleese: Then you're missing a finger because it took one off.
• 1:40:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, what happened? Don't ask questions to the boys.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: Pay enough! Attention.
• 1:40:25
  El Guapo: The rubber band was off.
• 1:40:29
  Testecleese: See, that's the only thing is you put them in there to keep them alive in your tank and like, let them eat. You're gonna have to take the claws. The rubber bands off their claws.
• 1:40:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's really gonna eat. Yeah.
• 1:40:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, you reach it in there to take a lobster out with no band.
• 1:40:42
  Brian McFadden: Get rid of that big shirt.
• 1:40:44
  Testecleese: I've been used.
• 1:40:45
  El Guapo: You're the show missing things, Jeff, with 9 fingers.
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:40:53
  El Guapo: 9 finger, night finger, Jeff.
• 1:40:55
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:40:56
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: So a bunch of nations are looking to recognize Palestine as an official nation.
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: Does. Does it matter.
• 1:41:08
  El Guapo: I don't care. Honestly.
• 1:41:09
  Brian McFadden: I don't think it's gonna go anywhere. I mean.
• 1:41:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:41:13
  Brian McFadden: I know what they're trying to do, but Palestine can't govern themselves because they like to be hell. At Hamas be in charge. The Plo. Is worthless.
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, they can keep. They keep
• 1:41:24
  Brian McFadden: They keep reelecting the path, the.
• 1:41:26
  Testecleese: Awesome.
• 1:41:27
  El Guapo: Odds people.
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: Now, don't get me wrong. For a while. I was cutting Israel a lot of slack concerning this conflict.
• 1:41:36
  Brian McFadden: Got it.
• 1:41:36
  Testecleese: They've got, and we've even brought this up several times on the show. They've gone too far.
• 1:41:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, go there.
• 1:41:42
  Brian McFadden: They are tired of living in fear.
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: So every time they come up with a ceasefire, Palestine attacks again. A couple years later.
• 1:41:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. So they're trying to prove a point here, and I don't blame them.
• 1:41:55
  Brian McFadden: But you know I know what you're saying.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: See, is it.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: About terrorism.
• 1:42:00
  El Guapo: I'm sorry I'm sorry, but this is one of those things that you had to do cut once and cut deep. And
• 1:42:06
  El Guapo: you know just.
• 1:42:07
  Testecleese: Done this more than once, like, Yeah.
• 1:42:09
  Testecleese: look what trump did with Isis? And then, as soon as Biden was in office, Isis is back and thriving.
• 1:42:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, see? That's that's 1 thing you have to like. Just I mean.
• 1:42:22
  El Guapo: I don't know. I got so many things in mind. I don't wanna say the like, yeah.
• 1:42:26
  Testecleese: And then and then, for example, Israel is.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: they're bombing the fuck out of this whole area, and they're killing a lot of civilians. And granted, there's some controversy about who's stopping the locals from getting the food supplies.
• 1:42:41
  El Guapo: Them.
• 1:42:43
  Testecleese: It could be Israel it could be Hamas. I don't know.
• 1:42:46
  Testecleese: I don't know. Honestly, I don't care. But there is serious starvation going on over there.
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: But the thing is when you blow up the the A city block to try to get the Hamas guys and you kill a whole bunch of people's fathers and brothers. They're just gonna go and join Hamas.
• 1:43:03
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:43:05
  Testecleese: So I don't know where we go with this. I don't know how to handle it. Besides, the United States back in the F office. And I, it's not our problem.
• 1:43:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:15
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:43:17
  Testecleese: Is Hamas. Same group that was. Oh, no, it's Hezbollah attacking the ships in the Red Sea right.
• 1:43:24
  El Guapo: I thought it was the Houthis.
• 1:43:26
  Testecleese: Oh, maybe this is Houthi rebels!
• 1:43:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. 2. Rebels. Yeah.
• 1:43:29
  Testecleese: Okay, my mistake. They all start with an H.
• 1:43:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Houthis. We've been backed up by Iran.
• 1:43:39
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah, they're being funded by Iran.
• 1:43:44
  El Guapo: But this had to stop like you got yeah.
• 1:43:49
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:43:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, I just, I want to see, okay.
• 1:43:55
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:43:56
  Testecleese: oh, my God! And oh, okay! I froze up. I got a pop-up that's blocking the freaking article I'm trying to read. That's awesome.
• 1:44:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it always is awesome.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: And okay, there it goes. New York Post, usually pretty good about their stuff, which, by the way, New York post
• 1:44:13
  Testecleese: oldest publication in the United States.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: That's pretty cool, huh?
• 1:44:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: An anti-israel New York Congresswoman, Tiffany Caban, has been arrested, along with several other protesters, as scores of screaming demonstrators, to stand on the Manhattan offices of Senate, minority Leader Chuck Schumer, and Senator Kirsten Gillibrand. On Friday
• 1:44:40
  Testecleese: there were roughly 200 pro-palestinian activists from Jewish voices for peace which is interesting.
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: who began occupying the midtown building at around 1220 Pm. Donning T-shirts with Let Gaza live emblazoned across him.
• 1:44:56
  El Guapo: See if they had titties showing, I would have put attention. But Nope, sorry I don't care.
• 1:45:04
  Brian McFadden: Your big Fatty girl's gone wild. Huh?
• 1:45:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's funny? Because I tried to bring up Kirsten Gillibrand.
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: Last week to Guapo. I couldn't remember her name. She was the one who got into a giant argument on an airplane
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: that was wearing. She's the Lesbian lady that was on a plane and gone.
• 1:45:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: With somebody, and she, like leaned down to like shout something at her, and she had like a low cut, or her blouse wasn't buttoned up all the way. I was like holy crap! What are you doing showing boob like that? You know.
• 1:45:36
  El Guapo: No, she had to track another girl. Somehow the shoes.
• 1:45:41
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:45:41
  El Guapo: She was good looking.
• 1:45:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:45:44
  El Guapo: What would she kick her out for? I forgot.
• 1:45:47
  El Guapo: Oh, she got cast out because she wasn't going along with get along anymore.
• 1:45:54
  Testecleese: Exactly from Arizona.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: Alright, Iran has, and giving the United States an ultimatum, they will.
• 1:46:06
  Testecleese: They said, that they they will stop their nuclear program which I thought I keep hearing from the Democrats that that's not happening. And we made it up.
• 1:46:15
  Brian McFadden: And now they come on again.
• 1:46:17
  Testecleese: They're like, Oh, yeah, we'll stop it if you pay us back the damages. For these facilities you blew up.
• 1:46:25
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: John, you told everyone that we didn't actually blow them up, and they weren't that good a job. So what do we owe you like? $85.
• 1:46:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm raising the bullshit flag.
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's bullshit all around, and that's her
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: you. You bring this shit up to people and they look at you like you're fucking crazy. It's like, I don't know, man, you said the same exact. You said the exact opposite thing a week ago, you know.
• 1:46:53
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: They don't. They don't care.
• 1:46:55
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! We've been at this for 2 h almost already. Wow!
• 1:47:02
  Brian McFadden: You didn't think it happened.
• 1:47:04
  Testecleese: Well, we got more in this one than we typically do.
• 1:47:08
  Testecleese: But now the Senate is asking for 55 billion dollars for Ukraine wildly paying for this war. Why.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: as we keep saying, the rest of the world say, you guys need to do something. Why the fuck doesn't France do something.
• 1:47:26
  Testecleese: Why doesn't Australia do something? Why, you know, I mean, oh, oh, we are. Yeah, kind of. But you're not giving them 55 billion dollars over and over again.
• 1:47:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:37
  El Guapo: I mean, I'll be all right giving them money as long as they get something out of it like, Hey, let's get more mineral rights and stuff, you know.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: More exactly. We already made a deal, and then Russia took over the land where we were supposed to be getting mineral rights.
• 1:47:53
  El Guapo: Oh, well.
• 1:47:56
  Testecleese: So good job, guys, right.
• 1:47:57
  El Guapo: Yeah. No. Shit.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:48:01
  Testecleese: I want to see
• 1:48:04
  Testecleese: everyone hates the United States for being the world police, and as soon as the United States says, we don't want to be the world police. They turn around and say, Why aren't you doing something about this.
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: This is why we need to stop stop listening to them, and they're like, fuck it. Just do your.
• 1:48:18
  Testecleese: I agree. That's what I like about trump. He's like, fuck all you America.
• 1:48:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, you guys, yeah, I agree with that.
• 1:48:27
  El Guapo: You cannot please everybody, you trying to please everybody. You're gonna lose your ass.
• 1:48:32
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: It's funny because I shared this article. Then, like 2 h later, Brian shared it from a different source.
• 1:48:39
  El Guapo: Which was the other.
• 1:48:43
  Brian McFadden: Ukrainian Funding.
• 1:48:44
  Testecleese: Russia.
• 1:48:47
  Testecleese: Russia. Trump said something about he gave him like a week's.
• 1:48:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:48:53
  Testecleese: 10 days, or whatever.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: To go some kind of ceasefire.
• 1:48:58
  Testecleese: Russia already has their own parameters for a ceasefire.
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: Medvedev.
• 1:49:03
  Testecleese: Who is this guy?
• 1:49:05
  Brian McFadden: He's a former Russian President. He was there before Putin was.
• 1:49:10
  Testecleese: But who is he now?
• 1:49:12
  Brian McFadden: He's got a position in the in the Administration, he is. Let me look at that.
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: Like chief of staff, basically.
• 1:49:23
  Testecleese: What if they?
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: He's right hand man, I guess.
• 1:49:26
  Testecleese: But Medvedev was.
• 1:49:27
  Brian McFadden: He is now the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation. So yeah, I would say, probably right hand man.
• 1:49:35
  Testecleese: Okay, he said something along the lines of like
• 1:49:39
  Testecleese: fuck you, we're not doing that. And remember, we still have this giant nuclear capability. This is like the 3rd time he's threatened. Nuclear strikes against the United States.
• 1:49:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:50
  Brian McFadden: This is why trump is repositioning 2 nuclear power submarines.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: Nuclear. Okay? Yes, they're nuclear powered. But are they only nuclear powered?
• 1:50:01
  Testecleese: Or are they nuclear capable submarines, too?
• 1:50:04
  Brian McFadden: We know better than that.
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I don't know.
• 1:50:07
  Brian McFadden: Not just going to move all this pretty much. All our American submarines these days are nuclear power.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: Yes, we don't have any Diesel subs left, I believe.
• 1:50:16
  El Guapo: But I'm.
• 1:50:17
  Brian McFadden: Make sure.
• 1:50:18
  Brian McFadden: But I'm pretty sure that we're moving nuclear capable. Yeah.
• 1:50:24
  Testecleese: Strike, subs.
• 1:50:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:50:28
  Testecleese: 2 of them.
• 1:50:29
  Brian McFadden: 2, yeah.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: Trump doesn't half ass anything when it comes to freaking show of force, does he.
• 1:50:35
  El Guapo: No, not at all.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: Do we still have 2 aircraft carriers in the Med.
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:50:41
  Brian McFadden: Not in a Med, but I think in the Middle East. Yeah.
• 1:50:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Red Sea right with the Carl Vincent, and I want to say the I.
• 1:50:51
  Brian McFadden: Carl Vincent is in Honolulu right now. It just it's on its way back.
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: They got relieved.
• 1:50:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: Okay, man, I want to say the Eisenhower, but it might be something else.
• 1:51:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:51:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, right? Like, look at matters which nuclear powered, freaking aircraft carrier
• 1:51:13
  Testecleese: and heads up to everyone out there. The United States is the only navy in the world that has flat top aircraft carriers.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: and I believe we have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined. But I could be.
• 1:51:28
  Brian McFadden: I think China's catching up.
• 1:51:30
  El Guapo: No, I think I do. I think United States at 1211.
• 1:51:36
  Testecleese: I wanna say 12, but they're getting ready to decom one soon.
• 1:51:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, it didn't. Yeah.
• 1:51:41
  Brian McFadden: Nimitz is going down.
• 1:51:43
  Testecleese: But yeah, the Carl Benson has. What? Another 25 years of service.
• 1:51:46
  Brian McFadden: No, they'll be decommissioned before then.
• 1:51:49
  Testecleese: Well, they say that nuclear
• 1:51:52
  Testecleese: rods are good for 50, 50 years, but we refuel them with 25, anyway.
• 1:51:57
  Brian McFadden: Right right. But I'm saying the Nimiz isn't that much older than the Carl Vincent? So.
• 1:52:04
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 1:52:06
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:52:07
  Testecleese: Where were oh.
• 1:52:09
  Brian McFadden: Here we go!
• 1:52:10
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, that Senate makes Reuters and the Senate thing we've done. But the the Reuters is the nuclear thing as well.
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: I didn't realize I shared it twice. I put it in here twice. I thought I got rid of one.
• 1:52:25
  Testecleese: We lost a 35 in California.
• 1:52:28
  El Guapo: Damn. Yeah. Why.
• 1:52:31
  Testecleese: Training.
• 1:52:32
  El Guapo: Oh, I have.
• 1:52:33
  Testecleese: It happens, you you know what happens. But, jeez, what is one of those costs right.
• 1:52:38
  Brian McFadden: There's a 7 year difference between the Nimitz and the Carlvinson.
• 1:52:42
  Testecleese: There you go, and the Nimitz just got decomm, didn't it?
• 1:52:45
  Brian McFadden: It's on. It's it's gonna it's heading back to be the okay.
• 1:52:48
  Brian McFadden: So that's okay. That's the one that they're gonna decom. Because they just built the Nixon right.
• 1:52:53
  Testecleese: I say, just that was like 7.
• 1:52:56
  Brian McFadden: Gerald. Gerald Ford was the 1st of the class. There's a Ronald Reagan, and there's a new enterprise they're building.
• 1:53:04
  Testecleese: Okay. So maybe it was, what was the 1st one of the class Ford.
• 1:53:07
  Brian McFadden: Board.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: Maybe I don't know. I went and watched one of these beacons.
• 1:53:11
  Brian McFadden: Ford you watch for, be commissioned.
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was really cool.
• 1:53:16
  Brian McFadden: Or I think you went to the christening. I don't think you went to the Commission. I think you went to the christening.
• 1:53:21
  Testecleese: Correct. I watch him break the bottle of champagne across.
• 1:53:23
  Brian McFadden: That's the christening.
• 1:53:26
  Testecleese: Dude! That was crazy! I don't remember how I got the tickets and the other
• 1:53:31
  Testecleese: you had something like.
• 1:53:32
  Testecleese: I remember being some random guy. But hey, man, you wanna go watch. It's like, yes, I do.
• 1:53:36
  Brian McFadden: I think it was because you guys were in the shipyard at the time.
• 1:53:40
  Testecleese: I was out of the navy at the time.
• 1:53:44
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:53:45
  Testecleese: I've been out for 26 years. Oh, my God, I'm so old.
• 1:53:52
  El Guapo: No, you oh, yeah.
• 1:53:54
  Brian McFadden: So you got out before I retired.
• 1:53:56
  Testecleese: Well, hold on. I was 22 when I got in and I did 7. So I was 29. Okay. So I got out 21 years ago. Oh, 23 years ago.
• 1:54:04
  Brian McFadden: God damn! I know.
• 1:54:07
  Testecleese: Oh, right!
• 1:54:08
  Brian McFadden: I'm at 25.
• 1:54:10
  Testecleese: 7 years I did 2 enlistments. I did a 5 year and a 2 year enlistment.
• 1:54:17
  El Guapo: I got like 2,02120, something
• 1:54:22
  El Guapo: before trump got in office when Obama was in office. So.
• 1:54:25
  Testecleese: Obama was in office when I got.
• 1:54:28
  El Guapo: Towards the end, he, because he reduced the navy. I was part of it so.
• 1:54:33
  Testecleese: Exactly because I remember meeting and shaking Obama's hand in Norfolk.
• 1:54:38
  Testecleese: Did you appear? Yes, I got to shake his hand disagreed with this politics, but I had a chance to shake the hand of the President.
• 1:54:45
  Brian McFadden: Not only the.
• 1:54:46
  Testecleese: Yup, I took that opportunity. I was like, Wow, this is still a big deal. He's the yeah
• 1:54:49
  Testecleese: chief. Come on right.
• 1:54:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:52
  Testecleese: And obviously I wasn't dumb to say I don't like your policy.
• 1:55:00
  Testecleese: Alright. What?
• 1:55:02
  Testecleese: Anything in here that you want to talk about, and leftovers.
• 1:55:08
  Brian McFadden: One thing, I think, is interesting, that Michigan is trying to restart a nuclear power plant that's been shut down.
• 1:55:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I thought that was kind of neat.
• 1:55:19
  El Guapo: I guess they want Canadian pop. More energy, the more.
• 1:55:23
  Brian McFadden: Not reliable.
• 1:55:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:26
  Brian McFadden: I mean.
• 1:55:27
  Brian McFadden: And if this happens.
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:55:28
  Brian McFadden: Mean. If this were to happen, this would be a great start for other States to reinitiate, not necessarily start old power plants back up start new nuclear power because people don't. When people think nuclear power, they're still thinking 3 Mile Island. They don't realize the technology advances that happened in the last 30 years to nuclear power.
• 1:55:52
  El Guapo: And the only reason Japan had that issue with the power plants.
• 1:55:56
  Brian McFadden: Because it was built right on the water.
• 1:55:58
  El Guapo: No, no, they they were totally like Hey, you need to fix it this way, this way, that way. No, no, we good. We then they never did, you know. So that's why they're in the trouble.
• 1:56:09
  El Guapo: The city. The one thing I want to talk about this Japanese Internet speed.
• 1:56:15
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:56:16
  El Guapo: You can download the entire Netflix Library
• 1:56:20
  El Guapo: in one second. That's how fast it is, though.
• 1:56:24
  Brian McFadden: Is that like 6 g.
• 1:56:26
  El Guapo: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
• 1:56:28
  El Guapo: This is, observed speed dude like
• 1:56:32
  El Guapo: it could travels from the distance from London to Italy in seconds.
• 1:56:40
  El Guapo: In this.
• 1:56:41
  Testecleese: The Japanese Internet.
• 1:56:43
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:56:44
  Testecleese: You shared this. Okay? 1st of all, 1st of all, London to Italy in seconds.
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: Fuck that we, we have a guy from Australia on the show, and we we speak in real time right.
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: They talk about. I you share this. I read it. And I was like, Oh, wow! Awesome fast. Internet Internet's already stupid fast. But that. But this thing says so. I mean.
• 1:57:08
  El Guapo: Download. I was telling him that you could download entire Netflix Library in one second.
• 1:57:13
  Testecleese: You can download
• 1:57:15
  El Guapo: A 125,000 gigabits a second. Yeah.
• 1:57:20
  Brian McFadden: How many households in Japan is this in.
• 1:57:22
  El Guapo: No, no, no, the just, the just, the just. I don't wanna say discover. But the just
• 1:57:29
  El Guapo: tested this, and it's super speed or hot. I like you could use this
• 1:57:33
  El Guapo: the same thickness of the wire, but they just supercharge it. It's just crazy, stupid.
• 1:57:41
  Testecleese: Point point 1 2 7 strand of fiber optic cable, 19 ultra, thin wires cores
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: somewhere, and it said you could download the entire
• 1:57:56
  Brian McFadden: Internet.
• 1:57:57
  Testecleese: Internet, yeah.
• 1:57:58
  Brian McFadden: Permits.
• 1:58:00
  Brian McFadden: It's in the 1st paragraph.
• 1:58:02
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry it's that's unbelievable.
• 1:58:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, it would be, it would be stupid dude. This is like, well, the problem.
• 1:58:14
  Brian McFadden: Problem is here in the United States. Everybody's moving to
• 1:58:19
  Brian McFadden: the wireless Internet provided by the cellular companies.
• 1:58:23
  El Guapo: That's just still. It's still you had to. They need towers for that, too.
• 1:58:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, we.
• 1:58:28
  Brian McFadden: You're not going to get this kind of speed on that Internet.
• 1:58:31
  Testecleese: I.
• 1:58:31
  Brian McFadden: No, you need wired Internet to get that kind of speed. You're never going to get that speed from.
• 1:58:38
  Testecleese: Very much.
• 1:58:38
  Brian McFadden: Actually from a wireless connection.
• 1:58:41
  Testecleese: Even if you have. I have a fiber optic cable hooked into my house to my modem, right.
• 1:58:47
  Brian McFadden: I do, too.
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: Yep, and then I have a a wi-fi router from there that.
• 1:58:52
  Brian McFadden: No, that route. My! My router is really sitting right next to my laptop. It's hardwired in with an Ethernet cable.
• 1:59:00
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, even if you have that stupid fast Internet hooked into your house, if you have a Wi-fi from that.
• 1:59:06
  Brian McFadden: Getting slowed down on the Wi-fi.
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: It's not going that fast.
• 1:59:10
  El Guapo: But yeah, but you could still like upgrade later on. Then, you know.
• 1:59:13
  Testecleese: Well, he, the thing is, you could have a business like a server, for example, like Google
• 1:59:19
  Testecleese: and Boom, transfer information across the planet almost instantly.
• 1:59:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:59:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I read this like, Wow, this is huge. I wonder what?
• 1:59:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, what difference is it gonna make in the average person's life?
• 1:59:33
  Testecleese: But business is, gonna make a big deal.
• 1:59:37
  Testecleese: especially when you have like acquisitions and buyouts. When you're moving information like massive amounts of information back and forth, you can.
• 1:59:43
  Brian McFadden: Do it.
• 1:59:44
  Testecleese: In in a second boom. Just send it! There it goes! It's gone!
• 1:59:50
  El Guapo: The movies, the movies that got to be like they they used to be like downloaded 10%, 20%.
• 1:59:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're fucking. Heroes always scroll down.
• 1:59:59
  El Guapo: And the hero saved a life, is it.
• 2:00:01
  Testecleese: I gotta finish this, not come on.
• 2:00:04
  El Guapo: It's like you. You're late, Mr. Bar. We got the money now.
• 2:00:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was still better than our National Geographic magazines we had when we were kids, right.
• 2:00:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:00:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, perfect.
• 2:00:16
  El Guapo: Pour you could download the entire library, pour in seconds.
• 2:00:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Go to Pornup and take all of it instantly.
• 2:00:26
  El Guapo: Anything you want. I want all of this.
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: All of it.
• 2:00:29
  El Guapo: And I'm.
• 2:00:30
  Testecleese: Fortunately, that's what happens is every awesome invention that's ever created either turns into fucking porn or a weapon. Have you noticed that.
• 2:00:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:00:41
  El Guapo: And sometimes both.
• 2:00:43
  El Guapo: No, yeah, we're back.
• 2:00:45
  Testecleese: No.
• 2:00:46
  El Guapo: Oh, they had to come up with that team, the tea app and it backfire you face.
• 2:00:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, have you seen the TV show miracle workers? Either? You guys.
• 2:00:57
  El Guapo: So.
• 2:00:57
  Testecleese: I just check it out. I don't know where you could find it. It's
• 2:01:02
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez! David Radcliffe, the kid who played Harry Potter.
• 2:01:06
  Testecleese: It lasted 3 seasons. Steve Buscemi's in it. Each season's like a different storyline.
• 2:01:13
  Testecleese: and one of them, Steve Buscemi's God and Radcliffe, and this other woman young lady, are like
• 2:01:20
  Testecleese: siphoning through everything that's happening on earth about like good and evil and like oh, someone created an awesome invention, and everyone goes. So is it horn or a weapon? He goes neither yet. Oh, my God! Look! This might actually say, Oh, horn.
• 2:01:36
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 2:01:37
  Testecleese: But speaking of porn
• 2:01:40
  Testecleese: waffle even reacted to these in the the chat we have the 3 drunken sailors.
• 2:01:46
  Testecleese: 2 of them I didn't want. I didn't want to believe it, but a mother of 7
• 2:01:52
  Testecleese: is facing charges right now for offering to amend a Snapchat to Snapchat to sexually assault her infant daughter
• 2:02:00
  Testecleese: for $400.
• 2:02:02
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:02:03
  Testecleese: She go? The dad's not around. Don't worry about it. It's like you got 7 kids. I'm guessing at least 5 different daddies right.
• 2:02:11
  El Guapo: Probably
• 2:02:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, she's looking at oh.
• 2:02:15
  Testecleese: forever in prison for pimping out her. I want to say 7 month old. Let me. It says it, says infant.
• 2:02:23
  El Guapo: No, I got.
• 2:02:23
  El Guapo: I got a I don't want to talk about it, but.
• 2:02:26
  Testecleese: 7 month old, daughter for 400 bucks 32 year old. Morgan strap, mother of 7 kids, is facing child sex trafficking charges.
• 2:02:36
  El Guapo: It should be life, though, honestly, it's fucking life.
• 2:02:40
  Testecleese: I say, sterilizer, too.
• 2:02:42
  Testecleese: You've had enough kids, and you're not handling them. Well.
• 2:02:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, this. I'm sorry. Yeah, sterilizing prison.
• 2:02:49
  Testecleese: Now here's 1 that we that should actually face the death sentence, but probably won't. She's being sentenced to life in prison
• 2:02:58
  Testecleese: for a 39 year old woman in Ohio, found guilty of raping an infant, is sentenced to life in prison. On June 12th a jury found Christina Jacobson guilty of the following charges.
• 2:03:09
  Testecleese: 2 counts of illegal use, of a minor or impaired person in nudity, oriented material or performance, both second degree felonies, one count of rape, a 1st degree felony, one count of gross sexual imposition, a 3rd degree felony. She was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. The punishment comes months after her co-defendant was also sentenced to life.
• 2:03:31
  Testecleese: What the fuck is the matter with these people dude.
• 2:03:35
  El Guapo: Oh, I know it's it's
• 2:03:38
  El Guapo: it's always been going on throughout history, you know, just because it's a woman doesn't mean they're fucking innocent. They're fucking.
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: In it. The Internet's letting us see it happen. See stuff more often right.
• 2:03:49
  El Guapo: Yeah. And I got a, I got a video this woman got pulled over and they found like a bunch of bags with her and stuff like that. So I told her to open the bag.
• 2:04:00
  El Guapo: and it was a fucking child in there. They're pretty.
• 2:04:03
  Testecleese: My God.
• 2:04:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. And you can see live reaction, the cop just puking because of the horrible smell. And it's just like, Oh, my God! Like dude. Once you get kids dude, everything's just like it's different. Dude.
• 2:04:17
  El Guapo: Oh, you can just think about the poor kids and stuff, you know.
• 2:04:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:04:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:04:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's just it's.
• 2:04:25
  El Guapo: People are like, and I hate this like said to some women, dude, no, this should be fucking equal, you know, you fucking. Do something horrible. You should pay the crime, you know.
• 2:04:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:04:38
  El Guapo: Want equal treatment. Now you get equal justice, too, you know.
• 2:04:43
  Testecleese: There you go. Brian shared this one
• 2:04:46
  Testecleese: the 50 bucks a week for 40 weeks for our high school students.
• 2:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:53
  Testecleese: It's funny, because the article's like, Oh, it's changed so many lives.
• 2:04:57
  Testecleese: But braids did not change at all.
• 2:05:03
  Testecleese: and I saw this like you can spend the money, whatever you want. We won't ask questions.
• 2:05:07
  Testecleese: and I was like 50 bucks a week and 40 weeks. That sounds like a free fucking 8 ounce of weed every week.
• 2:05:14
  El Guapo: For what 10 months,
• 2:05:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 2:05:19
  Testecleese: I don't understand how this didn't I say that? I'm sure it happened? I'm sure some of these kids were out there buying drugs and doing stupid, stupid shit, you know.
• 2:05:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:05:31
  Testecleese: I sent you the video of the woman.
• 2:05:33
  Testecleese: Alright, I'll check that out later.
• 2:05:35
  Testecleese: Brian. You think that's our show.
• 2:05:38
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 2:05:40
  Testecleese: Alright. Well,
• 2:05:44
  Testecleese: glad we did the live thing again. Let's see if we can't get it. A little more popular.
• 2:05:48
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 2:05:49
  Testecleese: Duck it, share that out with people. Tell people to come and watch Friday night.
• 2:05:56
  El Guapo: The splash.
• 2:05:57
  Testecleese: Juices.