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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 13th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Dude to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: Program, listener, this question is advised.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 6: A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday. It is January the thirteenth,
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  Speaker 6: twenty twenty six. We are the Woodies Show. My name
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  Speaker 6: is Whatdy? That's Greg Gory. Hi, you got Menace?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? Jina grad is here?
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  Speaker 6: Sea Bass is right, We've got Sammy, I said, Sammy already.
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  Speaker 5: Know I who up?
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  Speaker 6: Dumb ass? Tyler's here, Von our video producer, he's here.
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  Speaker 6: Borton Menji on the job today. Phones are open eight
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  Speaker 6: seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a
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  Speaker 6: text over to two to nine eight seven. Got some
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  Speaker 6: of the trending news headlines coming up for you this morning?
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  Speaker 6: Tell us poetry day. And Vaughn's got some what he's
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  Speaker 6: calling poetry for slams Oh. Now, this was an idea
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  Speaker 6: because chicks love poetry, right, yeah, we love it, apparently
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  Speaker 6: most chicks. Morgan, Yeah, you're not like most.
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  Speaker 7: I would like it.
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  Speaker 6: And Vn does all these like poetry slam things. So
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  Speaker 6: and he's a single guy, and we were trying to
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  Speaker 6: get a date for you know, Menji and for dumbass Tyler.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, not that not not that he needs
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  Speaker 6: that kind of help, but maybe this will just charm
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  Speaker 6: the panties right off, some some ladies for Vaughn Perfect
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  Speaker 6: So Vaughn's poetry for slams that's coming up. Uh see
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  Speaker 6: what else we got today? Oh, Morgan went to a
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  Speaker 6: reptile convention.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you should have gone with me, Greg.
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  Speaker 6: And she talked to some of the ladies there for
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  Speaker 6: a round of Morgan's bush or bear happening today. Also,
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  Speaker 6: the entertainment stuff got the Birthday's port of Birthday all
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  Speaker 6: on the way You're on the Woody Show. So this
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  Speaker 6: year's CEES gadget show there in Vegas is all wrapped
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  Speaker 6: up and uh, while there are some cool stuff to
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  Speaker 6: see and we talked a lot about that stuff with
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  Speaker 6: Rich rich on tech on the show, there was also
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  Speaker 6: some really dumb stuff that is there at CEES and
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  Speaker 6: there's been a write up of some of the dumbest stuff,
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  Speaker 6: the worst stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just a dumb question first, because you guys
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  Speaker 5: have been right yeah multiple times. Okay, so do you
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  Speaker 5: pay to get in?
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  Speaker 8: Like?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the point we didn't pay to get Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I believe.
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  Speaker 5: But can the general public go if they get a ticket?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, I thought it was invite only or no.
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  Speaker 5: Never really understood, like they've.
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  Speaker 3: Always done media, so I shouldn't, like say, for sure.
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  Speaker 6: There are the media days and then there are days
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  Speaker 6: that it's open to the public. Okay, thank you, I've
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  Speaker 6: always can't you can't get a past. But it's like
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  Speaker 6: after the first like when Rich went in the days
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  Speaker 6: that we were there, Yeah, we were there like before
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  Speaker 6: all that stuff, and then afterwards, you know.
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  Speaker 5: And then you could basically spend the whole time seeing
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  Speaker 5: new stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like it's not like after a couple of hours you're like,
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  Speaker 6: all right, we're done, dude. It's so it's huge, okay,
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  Speaker 6: and are there are only three passes. There's industry, media
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  Speaker 6: and exhibitors, so it's technically a trade show.
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  Speaker 5: In okay, But the public can also go.
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  Speaker 3: Not unless you're.
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  Speaker 9: You have to show your or convince them you're part
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  Speaker 9: of an industry or pay to exhibit, which I might.
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  Speaker 3: Have have done for friends.
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  Speaker 6: Uh see, so a grip of judges. They have made
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  Speaker 6: their picks official and here we go. The worst in
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  Speaker 6: show at the latest cees and so number one list
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  Speaker 6: is the bet Spoke Ai Family Hub fridge. So it's
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  Speaker 6: a Samsung fridge that opens and closes the doors on command.
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  Speaker 6: The fridge didn't always recognize the commands and only worked
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  Speaker 6: about half the time, So like, how hard is it
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  Speaker 6: to like just open the fridge and close the fridge
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  Speaker 6: by yourself.
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  Speaker 5: When you have to use your hands.
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  Speaker 6: It also senses when certain food is running low and
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  Speaker 6: runs ads on things that you might need to replace
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  Speaker 6: something that nobody asks for. So that that made the
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  Speaker 6: list of worst and show order. Uh the Amazon Ring doorbell.
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  Speaker 6: The judges say that the doorbells under Amazon double down
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  Speaker 6: on privacy invasion, support the misconception that more surveillance is
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  Speaker 6: always making us safer. It also includes mobile surveillance towers
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  Speaker 6: and app store that will allow people to develop sketch
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  Speaker 6: your apps for the doorbell. We've heard about there was
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  Speaker 6: something else that they were gonna you know what's it
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  Speaker 6: like the neighborhood something that was going to be part
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  Speaker 6: of Ring. There was there was a story that we
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  Speaker 6: had within the last like six days, were talking.
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  Speaker 3: About the facial recognition for pets.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, that's what it was. So they're they're saying, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 6: if you're missing your dog, you're missing you know, you know,
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  Speaker 6: your animal. You can basically use the network of ring
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  Speaker 6: doorbells around your neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: Triangular.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're like, okay, you're saying it's gonna it's it's.
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  Speaker 3: Animals for this one thing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I like this mobile surveillance trailer. It's like those
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  Speaker 9: little lot cops you see, but you can it's smaller
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  Speaker 9: and you can use it yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Amy the three D Soulmate made the list of Morton
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  Speaker 6: Show for cees, a three D companion that appears as
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  Speaker 6: a female avatar on a curb screen and it's marketed
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  Speaker 6: as You're Always on three D Soulmate. The judges called
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  Speaker 6: out the Chinese makers for having the audacity to suggest
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  Speaker 6: that an AI video surveillance device on a desk could
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  Speaker 6: be anybody's soul mate. Although there was this woman I
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  Speaker 6: just saw. I think she's in Japan. She just married
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  Speaker 6: like an AI. Of course, it was like some fat
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  Speaker 6: loser chick. Of course, you know, you know what they say,
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  Speaker 6: there are winners and then there are these chicks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but dude, that things can be put in a
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  Speaker 3: robot and she'll have sex with it with years.
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  Speaker 6: Worston show treadmill with an AI coach. So this Chinese
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  Speaker 6: company showed off this new treadmill that boasts of having
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  Speaker 6: the first AI coach installed. The treadmill collects biometric data
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  Speaker 6: behavioral interferences, with the company saying the fine print, we
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  Speaker 6: cannot guarantee the security of your personal information. Now, when
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  Speaker 6: you talk about dumb, this is by far the dumbest thing.
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  Speaker 6: It did get brought up and we were talking with
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  Speaker 6: rich this is the dumbest thing at cees. Lollipop Star.
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  Speaker 10: I knew it. I knew you were gonna say that.
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  Speaker 6: It's a lollipop that lets people hear music but can't
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  Speaker 6: be recharged or reused once the candy's gone. So it's
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  Speaker 6: like a one and dumb thing. Here's here's somebody. This
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  Speaker 6: is somebody from the company, from the Lollipop Star company
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  Speaker 6: talking about it.
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  Speaker 11: A Lollipop Star is a lollipop where as you eat it,
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  Speaker 11: you start hearing the music and you enjoy music while
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  Speaker 11: you're enjoying. A lollipop uses bone conduction technology, so from
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  Speaker 11: the back of your mouth you'll start to feel the
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  Speaker 11: different vibrations that go up into your ear.
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  Speaker 10: It's a novelty toy, basically stupid experience. I know, we do.
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  Speaker 5: I want to try that.
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  Speaker 6: So that made worst insho for CEO. That's worse than
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  Speaker 6: show ice Spices endorsing it.
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  Speaker 3: How could we be bad?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, we like pop rocks just because it's a novelty.
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  Speaker 3: I think that they're going to fail in that one.
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  Speaker 3: Because if that got released publicly, it will do really
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  Speaker 3: well initially. Really yeah, people are going to want to
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  Speaker 3: try it.
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  Speaker 6: Teenage depends on how much it is. Yeah, yeah, exactly
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  Speaker 6: because parents. Parents would be willing to buy something at
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  Speaker 6: a certain price point. Lollipop, Yeah done.
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  Speaker 5: If it's more than five bucks, I don't think people
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  Speaker 5: would be interested.
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  Speaker 8: You know what.
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  Speaker 6: I always want to like people buy this. That was
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  Speaker 6: It's one lollipop, but it's on the thing where it's
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  Speaker 6: got the button. It spins around. I do like see
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  Speaker 6: kids like, but what is that? I mean, that's that's
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  Speaker 6: really okay.
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  Speaker 3: They're saying nine dollars tager will buy that once?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely eight seven seven forty four text us over
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  Speaker 6: to two two nine eight seven more what he shows next?
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  Speaker 3: Hang on.
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  Speaker 12: Backing a bit today in Downey Tuesday January thirteenth, What's
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  Speaker 12: up everybody? At ce Menace myself and Port We're gonna
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  Speaker 12: be in Downey, California from one pm to three pm
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  Speaker 12: doing a bunch of giveaways at the brand new Raising
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  Speaker 12: Canes and nine thousand Telegraph Road. Wow giveaways for theme
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  Speaker 12: parks concert tickets. What is show merch m more again
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  Speaker 12: Today Tuesday, January thirteenth from one to three pm and
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  Speaker 12: nine thousand Telegraph Road at Raising Canes.
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  Speaker 3: We'll love to see you there. She wants to d
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  Speaker 3: and she's going to get one the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 6: A Hi, Welcome back everybody. You well the big headline,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure you guys have all seen it. Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 6: went out with through friends and gave each one of
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  Speaker 6: them a loaf of her homemade sour dough bread.
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  Speaker 11: Hold.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's dominating the headline. It keeps popping up all
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  Speaker 6: these different places. Now, one thing I will say and
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  Speaker 6: does not Killer Swift related. I don't know how it
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  Speaker 6: en up in my algorithm. All of a sudden, I'm
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  Speaker 6: getting a ton of videos of people attempting sour dough
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  Speaker 6: like to make sour.
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 3: What we what are we doing?
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  Speaker 8: Is this?
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  Speaker 1: It?
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  Speaker 13: Is?
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  Speaker 3: It? Is a thing. Sour dough bread has become really popular,
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  Speaker 3: and they're even selling like these sour dough bread makers
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  Speaker 3: in Costco.
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  Speaker 6: Because you don't you need like whatever is it called
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  Speaker 6: heirloom or it's a it's a they called it's a
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  Speaker 6: something piece. I don't know what I'm saying, Like, you take,
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  Speaker 6: you take? Uh No, I learned this from all these
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  Speaker 6: different stupid things. You take like a piece of the
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  Speaker 6: dough or whatever from your current batch that you're making,
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  Speaker 6: and you set it aside and you use that for
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  Speaker 6: the next time you make it. And so like all
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  Speaker 6: the sour dough that is out there is exactly there's
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  Speaker 6: like a little bit that.
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  Speaker 3: The mother do.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, maybe that's what you only take like a little mother.
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  Speaker 3: But this pand that they're selling Costco, it seems like
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  Speaker 3: a super thin piece of like ten Yeah, it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: seem it doesn't seem special.
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  Speaker 6: But see, well that there you go. I think we
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  Speaker 6: just covered all the really important stuff. Taylor Swift went
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  Speaker 6: out with their friends and gave them each a loaf
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  Speaker 6: of homemade sour dough. That's okay, neat lucky. Actually this
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  Speaker 6: is man. These we saw this thing that they're doing
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  Speaker 6: an auction about these like Disney cards. Dude, all this
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  Speaker 6: dork stuff is going for so much money now and
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  Speaker 6: this one is like a copy of Action Comics number one,
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  Speaker 6: which features the first appearance of Superman. It just sold
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  Speaker 6: for fifteen million dollars.
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  Speaker 10: Say what now?
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  Speaker 6: Now this was the actual comic book that was stolen
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  Speaker 6: from Nicholas Cage in two thousand. Remember that story, he
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  Speaker 6: got it back, He got it back in twenty eleven.
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  Speaker 6: Now he later sold it. He sold it for two
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  Speaker 6: point two million. And now that was in twenty eleven.
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  Speaker 6: So here we are twenty twenty six and just sold
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  Speaker 6: for fifteen million dollars. God, it's because they're not spending
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  Speaker 6: that money on dates, I guess saves a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: Saves a lot of money. Yeah, they have their new
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  Speaker 3: AI girlfriend from that Razor gaming company. Oh yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It sits on your desk and it talks to you
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  Speaker 3: and asks you about your day. It's a little anime girl.
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  Speaker 3: Of course it is young lady.
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  Speaker 6: So there's a guy. It's a celebrity death. Thomas Kent
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  Speaker 6: TK Carter has died now. He was best known for
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  Speaker 6: his role as the roller skating chef Knolls in John
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  Speaker 6: Carpenter's nineteen eighty to the Thing because But to me,
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  Speaker 6: he was best known as playing Mike Fulton on the
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  Speaker 6: first two seasons of Punky Brewster. So Mike ran Finster Hall,
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  Speaker 6: the youth home where Punky stayed for a bit, or
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  Speaker 6: they were doing the whole thing whor they're trying to
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  Speaker 6: figure out Henry Warnock was going to remember everybody know
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  Speaker 6: he was like the real tall, skinny black dude who
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  Speaker 6: was like the main counselor there at Fenster Hall.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: And he was like a recurring character on Punky Birst.
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  Speaker 6: But he was on a ton of shows, Good Times,
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  Speaker 6: The Waltons, The Jefferson's two two seven, Family Man Matters,
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  Speaker 6: and a bunch of Yeah, he was found dead in
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  Speaker 6: his home. Now, no foul play was suspected, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the face.
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  Speaker 10: He looks very familiar.
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  Speaker 5: Recognized.
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  Speaker 6: He's been in a ton of stuff. I remember, man,
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  Speaker 6: he he he. He saved He saved Punky when when
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  Speaker 6: Blade broke into the Fenster Hall took the petty cash box.
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  Speaker 6: Blade had a switch blade. That's how I got his
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  Speaker 6: name Blade.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, he was always going to talking to her in
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  Speaker 14: her little treehouse thing too.
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  Speaker 7: He's really nice guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Also, hey, uh dude, Gina, I'm putting Dolly pardon on
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  Speaker 6: official celebrity death watch. I'm saying, between now and July first,
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  Speaker 6: that's my that's.
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  Speaker 10: My If I stopped showing up to work, you'll know why.
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  Speaker 6: Something's going on. So she won't be at her birthday
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  Speaker 6: party at the Grand Old eye Oria this year. Now,
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  Speaker 6: she didn't give a reason for her absence, but this
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  Speaker 6: was her message to everybody. Here's Dolly party.
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  Speaker 15: Well, hey, that Grand Old Opery family. I just wanted
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  Speaker 15: to say how much it means to me that you're
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  Speaker 15: all coming together again this year to celebrate my big
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  Speaker 15: old birthday with some of my songs. Some of my
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  Speaker 15: favorite memories happened right here on stage at the Grand
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  Speaker 15: Old Opery, and I wish I could be them person.
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  Speaker 15: But I'll be sending you all my love for sure,
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  Speaker 15: so you have the best not ever.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you think? Guys didn't say, why is
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  Speaker 3: it going to be there?
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  Speaker 6: What's what's the over? Under my heart, I'm saying July first,
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  Speaker 6: over under.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go over over over, yeah over.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not rooting for it. I'm just saying there's something
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  Speaker 6: going on. She's not going to her own birthday.
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  Speaker 10: Remember when her sister put out like, oh everyone prayed
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  Speaker 10: for Dolly and you stop stop.
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  Speaker 6: Out right, Yeah, exactly, there's something happening. There's something going on.
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  Speaker 10: God, she's eighty now blushing up.
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  Speaker 6: Well you can't see God, bless that exactly when when
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  Speaker 6: you say it that way, it could be interpreted as
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  Speaker 6: an insult, not that you mean it as an insult,
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  Speaker 6: because I know how much you loved.
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  Speaker 3: What you got this morning.
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  Speaker 10: Well, there's this wild claim floating around that Hollywood icon,
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  Speaker 10: you know, Marlon Brando, he may have actually been the
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  Speaker 10: biological father of Michael Jackson's youngest son, Biggie aka Blanket.
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  Speaker 6: Well, somebody had to be because it wasn't Michael exactly of.
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  Speaker 10: Any of them. So sources say that Brando may have
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  Speaker 10: donated sperm to Jackson before this kid was born, from
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  Speaker 10: you know, the surrogate in two thousand and two. And
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  Speaker 10: apparently this caught everyone off guard that this could be
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  Speaker 10: a sperm donation, and Brando and Jackson were really close friends,
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  Speaker 10: by the way, and people around them say that Michael
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  Speaker 10: used a sperm donor. Shocking. Fans have even pointed out
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  Speaker 10: that Blanket looks a lot like Brando's son, So we
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  Speaker 10: need to do a little side bysycond they do look
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  Speaker 10: familiar and all of this coming out again as Jackson's
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  Speaker 10: daughter Paris. She's in this big legal fight, by the way,
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  Speaker 10: with the executors of Michael Jackson's estate because she's accusing
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  Speaker 10: them of mismanaging hundreds of millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 5: I believe that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, a lot going on with the Jackson.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: There's the nose, Yeah, the eyebrows.
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  Speaker 10: There is some similarity.
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  Speaker 3: For sure.
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  Speaker 14: She looks a lot like Marlon Brando's son.
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  Speaker 3: So when he was younger, he was much more dark complexioned,
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  Speaker 3: but obviously we don't know what Brander looked much like that.
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  Speaker 6: But now that he's older, I mean, so did Michael
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  Speaker 6: get younger? But but honestly, I mean so did Michael.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, kind of legal twins.
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  Speaker 3: If you do a side by side yep, Greg.
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  Speaker 6: Gory, what you got?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think this is pretty codependent and weird.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: Jennifer Aniston, she's got this new boyfriend, right, the wellness
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  Speaker 5: coach Jim curtis hypnotist? Right? Is that what he is?
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  Speaker 5: A hypnotist?
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  Speaker 16: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Huh Okay, well they called him a wellness coach, and
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  Speaker 5: she wants.
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  Speaker 6: To do yeah exactly, talk about people go oh, once
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  Speaker 6: you at a real job. Now, that's a good example
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  Speaker 6: of sayings like that's a person. You could definitely use
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  Speaker 6: that line and it would it would make sense, makes
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  Speaker 6: sense totally.
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  Speaker 5: So she wants to do a quote trust test with
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  Speaker 5: her new boyfriend by going out to dinner with Brad Pitt,
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  Speaker 5: her ex, because she still has this big friendship with
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  Speaker 5: Brad Pitt, and she bases a lot of things on
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  Speaker 5: how people interact with him and wants to see how
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: this new boyfriend will navigate star power and emotional history.
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: So the trust isn't if she goes to dinner alone
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: with Brad Pitt.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: It's all of them go together, the new boyfriend, Brad Pitt,
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: and then his girlfriend Inez de Ramond. Insiders say that
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: she wants to see how Jim carries himself when he's
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: face to face with Brad. How the hell would we
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: know this? Well, because quote insiders have been talking.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: About is this one of your favorite things? When they
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: when when there's an article, I think, well, they say,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: are people making like who are who is?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: So that's how they get away with the allegedly stuff.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: And plus she's notorious for having these failed relationships. She's
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: always been wanting to find a husband and it never
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: works out until Brad Pitt came along, and now she
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: can't let go of him and she needs to use
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: him as the barometer for the new boys.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: But that happens a lot with famous people that were
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: in relationships with other famous people and when they break
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: up and then they start dating normal people and if
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: they're still cool with each other, they always have to
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: like hang. So the non famous person is always like
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: outseeing on vacation with two famous people.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: With this new boyfriend, Jim, he's dating Jennifer Andison. He
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: probably knows how to handle himself around stars. I would think, dude,
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: you're with Jennifer Aniston. But to also put all your
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: trust in to see how he reacts with Brad Pitt.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Maybe let that part Goya.
• 17:33
  Speaker 10: That's very strange.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: It's strange, like just get back together with him then.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: And if I'm the dude, I'm saying to put yourself
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: in a regular person situation, right, like you're you're now
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: the guy, right, you know what, man, I'm not doing that. Yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: it is too weird, Like, forget who Forget that it's
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: Jennifer Andison for a second. Forget that's Brad Pitt for
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: a second. If your current person needs you to meet
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: their ex person, I think that's enough for me. It
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: would be enough of a flag like this is too weird, coach,
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: unless it's unless it's a situation where that person is
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: the mother or father of the kid that's involved, totally,
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: because this is a person now who is going to
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: be around and you know they okay, just so everybody
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: kind of knows each other, but not to get a
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: sign off from them exactly, Isn't that?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: If I'm Jennifer Inison, actually would give that guy more
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: respect if he did say no, because then you're like, okay,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: well he's not just being a guest man just because
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I'm famous and just doing whatever.
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: To Brad Pitt, that was so long ago for Jennifer,
• 18:35
  Speaker 14: I remember him.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: No, he would love to get a phone call.
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: I like him.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: I met us. What you got?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Well. I feel like I watch a lot of television,
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: and it's not just reality shows like everybody thinks. I
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: feel like I do watch a lot of shows, but
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: all these super popular shows that everybody is watching. I
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: feel like I don't watch them as what the hell
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: is puriable lists? That's what I know you you mentioned,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: but I don't. You never really broke down what is
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it like about?
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: Well, that's that's part it is. It is a reveal show,
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: so that's probably don't want to give it away. It's
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: about a woman who's Yeah, well, okay it is.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: You said Greg wouldn't like it because it's got a
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: sci fi I don't.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Think it's very sci fi.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: It's a it is technically sci fi, but it's but
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: it's not aliens lasers side.
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, if Society suddenly wasn't what it seemed was what
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: you thought it was.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Severance, Okay, I watched episode.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: You would not like that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Don't like it? Last of Us? What is that?
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: It's great?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Zombie slow Horses. I started watching Horses.
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: Task is boring, very boring, as.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: These are the best shows out there. It's about like
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: like everybody's watching for Greg.
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: Have you watched that one Last of Us episode that
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: may have been recommended to you because of the relationship
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: in it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: I can never watch that again. It broke me it literally.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: That's the dude from the Office.
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: No, not yet, Nick Offerman, and then the guy from.
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: White Lotus like you don't need to watch any other episode,
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: you get it's a standalone episode.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: It was sad, what is this crowd?
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: So it's it's about it's about so it's a zombie
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: it's a zombie show World, But this episode is about
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: a particular two guys who meet up and their relationship
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: much more than it's about the.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: Zombies anyway, based on a video game gay episode.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: What else.
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: That was?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Like the task thing?
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: What is the task It's about the task force in Philadelphia,
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: like a drug task force.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know. These are like all the stuff
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: that like one at all the award shows. I'm just
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: like I'm not watching them. Yeah, listeners, are you watching it?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I know, like a couple will probably text in because
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: they are, But like overall, is everyone watching it? Or
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: is just this stuff that's.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Like with critics now, you know how I feel when
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: people talk about YEP celeberties in general. I'm saying like, oh,
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: like for whatever reason, like there's names that I've heard,
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: but I couldn't tell you like why they're famous, or
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: this show I've heard of it, I couldn't tell you
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: what it's about.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty good.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: But the thing is a menace is paying attention to
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: a lot of this stuff. Ye still can't figure it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: And I always base a lot of myself off numbers,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: and I'm just like, I don't see people like heavily
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: talking about it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: People, I mean, we talked about Avatar, like Avatar brings
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: in all this money.
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: Don't know about it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: I don't know anybody in my immediate circle who went
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: out and saw Avatar.
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: I've never seen an anybody.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: In this room go see Avatar. One person, not one person. Okay,
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: but yeah, it makes billions of do you know.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: What I mean? Yeah, it's weird. Huh, all right, thank.
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• 24:13
  Speaker 6: The Wood Show. Like I mentioned, it's a I thought
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  Speaker 6: it was National Poetry. It's it's Poetry at Work day perfect.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: I was corrected. I would like to apologize to the
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: poetry community.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: This is specifically at work.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: It's specifically at poetry at work or no, maybe am
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: I reading that wrong? Is it like poet like, uh,
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: make sure tax dollars at work?
• 24:35
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: You poetry?
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: So maybe that would make sense because it's Vaughn's poetry
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: for Slams, like if he ended up getting laid from it,
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: that would be his poetry at work.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Encouraging people to find and create poetry in the workplace.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, well then the original mine makes way more sense
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: literal literal do it at work? Yeah, so yeah, Vonn
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: will have his poetry for Slams. Ladies, get ready to
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: just have your panties melt off off now, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Today menaces National Shop for Travel Day. If you're looking
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  Speaker 6: to book a trip, I am you really do need
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  Speaker 6: something to look forward to. Yes, you always have, because
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: now I mean, you know, get to the end of
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  Speaker 6: the year and there's so much stuff coming up, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: then you get to this part of the year just
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  Speaker 6: this blach place like January February.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So if at least if you maybe book something
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  Speaker 6: for the spring, or maybe start looking forward to something
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  Speaker 6: you can do in the summertime, you know, go ahead
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  Speaker 6: and book your travel for that. Today is National Sticker Day,
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: So if you if you're remember whatever happened to remember
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: all the stickers we collected in the eighties, like sticker
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: album album we did we had to Yeah, we would,
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: we would stick it was. It was in the photo
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: books that had like the little thin piece of plastic
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: with the with the with the tacky you know, because
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: underneath it was like a because you could put your
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: your your photos would stay in whatever position.
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  Speaker 10: They're glitterally, they're scented, they're puffy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: And then I'm saying, but then you put the you
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: put the plastic back over and you could bring your
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: sticker book to school.
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: And trade boys did this.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but I would not keep in mind I
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: was I was a younger boy at this point. This
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: is like, it's pretty early, this is early eighties. I
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: was like in first and second grade.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I think it might just be a kid thing
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  Speaker 14: because I did it in the nineties and first grade.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: That a kid think, Because you guys don't notice. Every
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: time we travel at the airport, I buy a sticker.
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  Speaker 6: You don't that your book though?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Oh really, I had no idea. I got to put
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: your sticker book.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: We've been traveling together for a dozen years.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I've never won. I've seen you buy hot sauces in
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: different places, but I always buy a little sticker. That's
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: probably when I'm buying the hot.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: She buys every airport that we go to a travel
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: pillow inevitably.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Loses dam there's like twenty four, leaves it on the plane.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Usually how it goes, we're at the gate, and then
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: what he disappears? He comes back with a neck pillow
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: from menace in a bag of eminem.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: I bought medicine, but there was one time I bought
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: medicine neck pillow. He went to rip the tag off
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: of it and the little stupid like styrofoam crap all
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: over the place and exploded in the plane. So I
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: went back and I bought him another one, and I
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: brought that one to him. Was it just leave the
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: tag on, doc? And then what do you do? He
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: left that one on the plane. So there are two
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: that went one destroyed.
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: The big ones that we collected that we loved, uh, well,
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: there were three if you included garbage pail kids, because
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: those are stickers. They were a card, but you can
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: peel the sticker off the card.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Did that?
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: They are stickers. So that Wacky packages. Do you guys
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: remember Wacky package member that? Yeah, look up Wacky Packages.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: They were stickers and they would go into specific books
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: based on the series and it was always like based
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: on products, so it would be like, you know, like
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: instead of like a folders off, it was like something.
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: Instead of poets l pooh al pooh, right, instead of jello.
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  Speaker 9: Between this and the garbage pails. You some parody, Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I did, I did well.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Mad Magazine was all the rage. Yeah, whacking back and
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: then scratch and stiff sniff stickers were the biggest ones.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: And I remember the puffy Smurf's ones too, one of
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: those instead of golf oil, gulp oil. There you go.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: It's a National rubber ducky Day. That's for all you
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: folks in the jeeps. But why how did that become it?
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: I'm curious, honest question, honest question. I don't care what
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: you guys do, jeep people, but for the jeep people,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: where did this duck thing come from? And why is
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: it associated with jeeps?
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  Speaker 11: Right?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I read about it. Somebody just started it. Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: like one person started it.
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: It was a girl and it's it's not long. Twenty
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: twenty left a rubber duck on a jeep some like
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: pandemic things like oh.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because then also when you go on cruises, like
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  Speaker 6: people hide little rubber ducks all over cruise.
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  Speaker 3: Ships and that's everywhere.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, today is National Clean your Desk Day and it's
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  Speaker 6: a make your dream come true?
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  Speaker 8: Day?
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  Speaker 5: Do it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there we go. I'm eight seven seven forty four wood.
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  Speaker 6: I mean the sticker thing. I guess you're right. It's
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  Speaker 6: kind of still different than what we remember. But I
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  Speaker 6: feel like every cool brand, whenever you like whatever, is
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: considered like a cool brand. When you order something and
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: they ship you whatever, to say, it's a pair of headphones,
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: you know they'll ship you the headphones, and then your
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: receipt for your item, and then inside is inevitably like
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: a sticker sticker, like their branded logo for the company.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: You're supposed to put that on your water bottle, on
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: your uh yeah, do that. But you don't really see
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: people putting those kind of stickers on cars anymore.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: Not Stanley's. But what was the other big water bombing
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  Speaker 10: they all put it? Well, I think it was, I
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  Speaker 10: don't know. It's like hyper last stickers on.
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  Speaker 6: today is poetry at work day.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Now there was some confusion as to what exactly that meant,
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: but it really did mean there should be more actual
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: poetry in the workplace at the.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's what we need.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Ye huh, yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, Vaughn you you
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: do slam poetry.
• 30:54
  Speaker 18: You still do that, not that often, but I did
• 30:56
  Speaker 18: slam poetry for about ten years or so from out
• 30:59
  Speaker 18: of high school through college and grad.
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  Speaker 3: School, and then kind of bowed out about five years
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: ago or so.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Nobody does that as like a career, right, Oh, they do,
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: they do. How do you make money? Is a slam poet?
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: There was a poet who won America's Got Talent a Million.
• 31:18
  Speaker 18: One of my friends, Brendan Leeka, beat some time and slam.
• 31:21
  Speaker 18: But a lot of the slams are cash prizes. Uh,
• 31:25
  Speaker 18: there are big slams that are like national regional that
• 31:27
  Speaker 18: are like five thousand dollars ten thousand, So you go
• 31:30
  Speaker 18: from city to city you can like get your own father.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: That many contests that you can like survive.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: There are people play carn Hoole professionally.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: You can get sponsors on that though. Do you have
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: like there's a billions do you have like a NASCAR
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: jacket when you're doing I haven't seen that yet. You
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: get sponsored?
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: See. The problem is poets are a little too and moral, so.
• 31:54
  Speaker 10: They won't take like, yeah, blood money, bloody.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying, what is the main age demographic, Like, what's
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: the range that really loves it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 18: I would say a lot of high school like eighteen
• 32:09
  Speaker 18: to twenty five, it's like the big age range, but
• 32:11
  Speaker 18: it's been a lot older now though it's a lot
• 32:12
  Speaker 18: of thirty plus year olds are kind of running the
• 32:15
  Speaker 18: slam game.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: The slam game, which I mean it sounds sexy, can
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: be sexy. Poetry can melt the panties off chicks, right,
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: So we figured, you know, poetry at work day and
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: we're trying to get dates for you know, dumbass Tyler
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: and for Menji which we're working on. We'll have a
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: little update for you cover it up a little bit
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: later in the show. But you know, Vaughan is also
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: a single man.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: No, you've been on kind of like a you've been
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: in a kind of like a like a dry streak,
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: right somewhat. Yeah, someone someone has that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Has that changed since the last time you had mentioned something?
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: No, it hasn't.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Oh my, somewhat, it's been it's been a long time.
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: It's been a few months.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think that we don't put you in
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: the mix with those two because we feel like, you know,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: we look at you have a lot of personality. Yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: you know, you're at events all the time, Like you
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: look at the guy and you're like, oh, he's he's
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: getting laid looking.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's ripped.
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah I used to be ripped.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I'm got to get back into my.
• 33:15
  Speaker 18: But but no, I'm I went through my entire horror
• 33:19
  Speaker 18: phase and all that. So I'm trying to be better now,
• 33:23
  Speaker 18: which is kind of an issue. So like when I
• 33:25
  Speaker 18: go out, I'm not like looking for the action at
• 33:27
  Speaker 18: the end of the night, like.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: You tug it before you go out.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: So you're not.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: Right, that's one way to put it, I mean, how
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: do you control yourself just like tug it before you go.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Out wait for marriage.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: It's not one of those like you're not having sex,
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: but you're doing other things.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah for sure, absolutely.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: So what so what like when you say dry streak,
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: you mean like actual intercourse or like have you received
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: the mouth party in the last handful of months?
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: That's handful of months.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but what I'm saying like, does that count? So
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: when you say dry streak, that doesn't mean that means
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: nothing other than something you've done yourself. Nothing at all,
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: nothing at all. Okay, just a clarificy because you know,
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: there are like lots of a lot of questions now
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: because the virgin okay, well you know yeah, well the
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: biggest beef I.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Have that Younger people have kind of like changed the
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: meaning of is we hooked up? Because when I, you know,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: was a younger man, when we said we hooked up,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: that means we had sex.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: I mean sex.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Nowadays are like, oh they just made out. Yeah, No, dude,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Like when you say you hooked up, you.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Like went all the way agreed, Yeah, I mean at
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: least oral, right, like cooking up, making.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: It just making out?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Now, it means, but you know what I'm.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Saying, no, like just making like making out, making you
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: They'll say they hooked up just like made out like kissing.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah what Yeah, I know that's even dumber than I
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: was thinking, bar right, because.
• 35:00
  Speaker 14: Such young kids started using the term that you haven't
• 35:03
  Speaker 14: even had sex yet, so you know, fourteen and be like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 14: oh yeah, I hooked up with them and that means
• 35:07
  Speaker 14: making out.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah you just said making out. I mean that's what
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: we did.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: French ing.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I remember we had the conversation about the bases.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, right, first base, I'll get the second base,
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: third base, And that was very different from you know,
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: like when I grew up to now.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: It's also very different thought.
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: First base was boobs.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: First kissing, Oh yeah, first base was making like like
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: french kissing, okay, french ing okay, like yeah, like you know,
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: tongue in second base. Second base was boobs. Third base
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: was fingering. Yeah yeah right, and then yeah and then
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: then all the way like you know, like you hooked up.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: That meant you know, what I'm saying is different than that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: You're a different generation X, You're millennial, right.
• 35:56
  Speaker 14: So I would say that kissing was first base, and
• 36:00
  Speaker 14: then second base is hands regardless of where they are,
• 36:03
  Speaker 14: and then third.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: It could be down the panther and.
• 36:07
  Speaker 14: Then home because otherwise where is everything else going?
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, where it is?
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: I mean it makes sense. This is not the way
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: it was. The rules were different.
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: Where did we didn't go on your bases the third.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: We didn't have designated hitters in the National League at
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: that point, you know, I mean, like the pictures hit
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: things change, Yes, rules a different sense, because I think, yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: I agree with her. I agree that just wasn't the way.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: We're more pure.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: We're going to see how Vaughn does with his Uh
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: we're calling it poetry for slams instead of slam poetry
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: because this is gonna like, really this is his mating call. Yeah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: the flood gates. Indeed, there are gonna be some basements flooded.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: Ready when when Vaughn turns on the charm coming up
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: next year on The Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: what he text us over to two to nine, eight seven.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: We should have put Vaughn's profile up there too. We
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: had Benji's and we had dumbass Tyler's. Yeah, I mean
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: today it's not that you're you know, it's not from
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: a lack of options, like is it just from you
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: being more picky these days?
• 37:08
  Speaker 18: For sure, being more picky and also just like in
• 37:10
  Speaker 18: a very grind grinding mode.
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: You know, for years, no.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Real time for relationship, you're not necessarily even looking for
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: a relationships.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: So maybe we don't put them out there, like, well.
• 37:18
  Speaker 10: Girls do be reaching out about Vaughn?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Oh they be reaching.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, they want to break up a little
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: piece of that chocolate. Yeah, So Vaughn's poetry for slams.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Next on the Woody show.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Hanging.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: The show, Oh love is in the air. I got
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: you the log into, right Morgan? For what do you
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: show email? Yes, I haven't Okay, so I have a
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: bunch that I'm gonna need you to uh. I marked Yeah,
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: I marked up a bunch of the emails that we're
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: coming in for dumbass Tyler and for yeah, yeah it's all.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: I'll have you go for those and print those out
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: for it. But get a little update on how would
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: show love connections going?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: And then Von's over here just living his best life. Man,
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: he's doing a lot of DJing and you don't really
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: do much slam poetry except for here on the show.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: But this is poetry for slams and just kind of
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: like put themselves out there because you never know. I mean,
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: maybe this will be maybe this, maybe maybe this will
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: be what gets the attention of your soulmate.
• 38:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is ringing the dinner bell.
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: Well, we'll see it.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I want to.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: I want the ladies to uh on the show, ladies
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: to give me their their thoughts on this. So you know,
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: Gina Morgan, Sammy, Yeah, this is uh, this is just
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: what you would normally do, right. Is there music involved? Like,
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: because I've seen both, yes, but not for you the
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: way that you do it, not joining.
• 38:42
  Speaker 18: So slam poetry is no music, no props, no accompaniment.
• 38:46
  Speaker 18: There's normally a three minute time limit.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Because I guess if there was music, I then be rap, right.
• 38:50
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, or just like a you know, a show.
• 38:52
  Speaker 18: More so you have like a poetry over music.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: I think technically would fit under the headline of hip
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: hop or you know something, yeah, more like a song
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: than it would poetry. Yeah, agreed, All right, So we're
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: not uh, we're not using any music. We are gonna
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: use music, we all because this is a oh is
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: that what we have here. Okay, Vonn's got some music
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: for Okay, hold on, let's.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Get all right already.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: The shirts are coming off. Yeah, whoever wins, you're the
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: bit on your panties today, Morgan, that's.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Gonna be ripe.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: We are the audience in the palm of your hand.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: All right, let's do it. Vaughn's poetry for Slams.
• 39:41
  Speaker 18: Dear, beautifully gorgeous, hot pretty women who like poetry. This
• 39:47
  Speaker 18: is a p s A for you to love me.
• 39:52
  Speaker 18: Love me like the last bite of chocolate wedding cake, gluttonous,
• 39:57
  Speaker 18: a ceremony of its own. Indulge in the rich cocoa,
• 40:01
  Speaker 18: so silky, smooth, like my skin and arms toned from
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: years of keeping my life together. Will hold you ever
• 40:09
  Speaker 18: so tight in the night. I pray that you have
• 40:14
  Speaker 18: the grip of a vice, just saying it would feel
• 40:18
  Speaker 18: pretty nice to be in the grasp of another. My
• 40:22
  Speaker 18: heart hasn't been held since the last line. Lover, So
• 40:25
  Speaker 18: let us fall like comets through the sky, plummeting into
• 40:28
  Speaker 18: a fiery passion of Phoenix and Icarus, resurrected in love.
• 40:32
  Speaker 18: Romance will be the life of my lady. Five three
• 40:36
  Speaker 18: or six seven. The world will lay at your feet.
• 40:39
  Speaker 18: And I may only be five eight, but we're always
• 40:42
  Speaker 18: the same height in the sheets. Baby, I am deep
• 40:46
  Speaker 18: and cunning. Some call me a linguist. Plus I got
• 40:51
  Speaker 18: a little stutter, so the tongue game is liquordy split.
• 40:54
  Speaker 18: I promise you I am practically perfect. Extra nerdice so
• 41:00
  Speaker 18: sell gains perfect collecting dragon balls for a wish, Just
• 41:05
  Speaker 18: in search of a woman with a sense of style,
• 41:09
  Speaker 18: my ride or die. A lady who lives life without limits.
• 41:13
  Speaker 18: A mother who will teach our children more about Santa
• 41:16
  Speaker 18: than glass ceilings. A wife to be the best thing
• 41:20
  Speaker 18: that ever happened to me. Yes, like a gladdyest Night song.
• 41:23
  Speaker 18: As long as you love me, music, movie, sports, my
• 41:28
  Speaker 18: lack of therapy, art, tequila, stupid joke, stupid stupidness, high
• 41:33
  Speaker 18: talks about the universe, ignorance, my broke self, the everlasting
• 41:37
  Speaker 18: smell of weed, and of course poetry. We will be
• 41:43
  Speaker 18: a match made to burn throughout eternity. My lady, beautifully gorgeous,
• 41:48
  Speaker 18: pretty and hot, hopefully from a very wealthy family, made
• 41:55
  Speaker 18: my voice find you and the love of our dreams
• 41:58
  Speaker 18: ring true PSHM for our first date. I might be late,
• 42:04
  Speaker 18: but don't be afraid to show some skin. I ain't
• 42:08
  Speaker 18: got much, so we're going Dutch. If you're down for
• 42:11
  Speaker 18: a vibe, hit my d ms.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, my god.
• 42:17
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Now you've done some you've done some of this on
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: the show before. But that was cream was good.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: Might not go out of the limb here. I'm wanna
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: be happy to everybody to say I think that was
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: your best.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Word was amazing ya.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Like what Yeah, Like, I gotta ask the question a
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: il all.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I can't write like that garbage, dude.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: You gotta you gotta ask right, you gotta put that
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: after all, I will.
• 42:49
  Speaker 18: Say I did ask AI one thing, and that was
• 42:52
  Speaker 18: what does the first bite of wedding cake tastes like?
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: And it gave me a ceremony of its own.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: It tastes like right, Greg at the start of it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 18: You haven't shout out the Instagram, Oh Vonda wizard v
• 43:07
  Speaker 18: O n d A w Izzie a r D von
• 43:10
  Speaker 18: du wizard.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Dude, that was so good Instagram.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: I liked it because I understood all of it. Sometimes
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: in slam poetry, I think.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, too much of a metaphor what do you yeah?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: A little too deep? This was like straightforward. I like
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: the Icarus reference and from Morgan he points out same
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: height in the sheets.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go to the ladies. I did ask and
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: one of the ladies opinion on this. This was, you know,
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: Von's poetry force slams he is not a gay person,
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: so he wants the opinion of the ladies. So let's
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: go around the room. We'll start with you, Gina Gren.
• 43:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I was literally clutching my heart. I
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: loved it. And you know something, I really loved about it. Everybody.
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: You know, we're in the society of like you sell
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: yourself and you bring your best representative, but you had
• 43:55
  Speaker 10: some things that were like very imperfect, oh for sure,
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: and like we're going and Dutch and bubble like like
• 44:01
  Speaker 10: it was so three dimensional, it was so you. It
• 44:06
  Speaker 10: was so perfect and imperfect. It was awesome And I'm tingling,
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: all right.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, So I did it for you?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, all right. If you were in the market,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: Be so sliding up in them dms.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: All right, let's let's go to Morgan.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I love the part when you're like, I need a
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: woman for these arms to hold. It's been so long,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: or you know, you said it more eloquently, But like,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: how did I even explain like the panties. I know
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: you were joking before anymore, and just knowing you as
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: a person, you are so genuine and vulnerable and that's
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: what a girl wants, you know, you don't want the
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: fake stuff.
• 44:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Wow, just that was beautiful honestly.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Now let's just say, like, you know, one of you
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: ladies was a loan in a room with him and
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: he had like read that because he wrote that for you?
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Was that one of those like you you push him
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: up against the wall and start making out. You're seeing
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: movies you.
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: Hope he'll push you up against the wall.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: So yeah, all right, Samy, what are you? What are
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: your thoughts?
• 45:03
  Speaker 14: I do agree with Gina that it was very I mean,
• 45:06
  Speaker 14: it was great and it was very Vaughn. And I
• 45:08
  Speaker 14: think that's what's great he because he mentioned dragon ball.
• 45:11
  Speaker 14: He loves dragon balla that and his weed, his sports
• 45:15
  Speaker 14: and things that he enjoyed. He is going to I think,
• 45:18
  Speaker 14: attract a girl who understands him, likes the same things.
• 45:22
  Speaker 14: I think he was very smart in the way that
• 45:23
  Speaker 14: he did it because it was very Vaughn and it
• 45:28
  Speaker 14: was done very well.
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: It was vulnerable.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: You're like, this is my interests exactly.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: You know what effect did have on you?
• 45:35
  Speaker 14: What affect did it have on me?
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, you know, people go to weddings and all
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: of a sudden they're like they're feeling all romantic. Have
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: that kind of effect that for me?
• 45:44
  Speaker 14: No, And I think it's mostly because No, but it
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: has nothing to do with Vaughan von died.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: Everything was great.
• 45:50
  Speaker 14: I'm uncomfortable with words like.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Don't be nice to the right use a lot of
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: them industry. By the way, I totally understand.
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: Like when people are saying like nice things to you
• 46:07
  Speaker 14: where they like romantic, it makes me uncomfortable.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just people saying nice things in general makes me
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: uncomfortable and right, it's weird. I can't explain that, but
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: I guess what I'm saying, I understand you. Yeah, I
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: don't understand you know why. You know, uh, some people
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: like me, Yeah, have that reaction.
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: It's a problem.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I relate.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: I guess what I'm saying is I relate to what
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: you're saying.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: The only thing that I hope you you ease up
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: on is when you said at the end, you hope
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: she's a rich family. It's okay, girls, you don't have
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: to be rich.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Just I wasn't kidding that.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: That was really words like you don't have to be rich,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: but we ain't getting married generation Yeah, exactly, build myself up.
• 46:55
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: Well, nice work, Vaughn.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, thank you, thank you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: This on the text says I'm not gay, but I
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: mean boner. Vaughn had me at Dragonball wish sweet nice nice.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: The ladies love drink, all.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: Right eight seven seven forty four Wooding send your reactions
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: are ladies. If you want to hit us up, just
• 47:14
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• 47:17
  Speaker 6: the access she can do, you know, get get through
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: this quicker email at the woodieshow dot com and find
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: him on social media at von vo n da von
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: du Wizard. You can find him there. We'll take a
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: break break more Woody Shows next time.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: Show.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: On yesterday's show, Menace aka no Stra Dumbass laid down
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: his verdictions for twenty twenty six. Oh my god, we
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: recapped some of the some of the twenty twenty five predictions.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: They're out of the ten to two came true.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we'll see how it turns out people always
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: get in their feelings when I toasted, like, yeah, people
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: will get angry. You don't know why, and a lot
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: of stuff has to be like, oh, people already know
• 48:08
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• 48:11
  Speaker 3: do a good job of it, familiar hunt. Yeah, I try.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I try to, like, hey, you know, I'm talking about
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: the mainstream, like your mom and dad know about like
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: prediction markets, they know about stable coin because the people
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: are already like in the know with that stuff. They're like,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: this is already a twenty twenty five thing. People know
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: what this is. I go the main where it hits
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: the mainstream. Yeah, but a lot of people don't get that,
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: and they get upset for some reason they should.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: They get angry and everything is a conspiracy. That's that's
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: a big thing.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: But if you want to see the full list at
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: the what show on Instagram?
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: What was the the conspiracy thing that you were talking about? Oh,
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: I mean, oh, Helen Keller.
• 48:52
  Speaker 14: Yes, it's been around for a minute, I guess, but
• 48:54
  Speaker 14: that Helen Keller was a fraud.
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: Have you guys seen I've seen yes later yes, Yeah.
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: The last couple of days and showing.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Right always it didn't make sense to be honest.
• 49:06
  Speaker 14: Well, here's the thing is that like it does, though
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: you do have to fact check it because it's a
• 49:09
  Speaker 14: bunch of like gen z ors I guess on TikTok,
• 49:11
  Speaker 14: who are like, this doesn't seem right, which is true.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: But she was.
• 49:15
  Speaker 14: She became deaf and blind when she was nineteen months old,
• 49:18
  Speaker 14: and they're saying that her teacher is the person who
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: was like like she was faking it when she was around.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: The teacher and Sullivan, Yeah, but she.
• 49:25
  Speaker 14: Met her when she was seven, so she already had
• 49:29
  Speaker 14: been diagnosis. But they were saying that like her there's
• 49:32
  Speaker 14: like hidden documents that her eyes would show like movement
• 49:36
  Speaker 14: and like she would react to sound, but only when
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: her teacher wasn't around. And that teacher person, Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: So because I know, like my grandma was quote legally blind.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: She could see, but it's like just through like peripheral yeah,
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: you know vision, and she had to like turn her
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: head a certain way to see, you know whatever, because
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: there was a macular degeneration some condition where like the
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: center was just kind of she couldn't see. So but
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: technically legally blind, so was Helen Keller legally blind or
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: legally deaf, she could hear or see certain things. Because
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: the part that I can't make any kind of sense
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: of is if somebody cannot see anything and cannot hear anything,
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: like a complete vacuum.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Really, that's the part saying I'm trying to say that
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: it never made sense. Not the conspiracy doesn't make sense.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: How do you teach how to communicate speak? I mean,
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: I guess there's through touch.
• 50:27
  Speaker 14: They signed hand, right, they did sign language on her hand.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: But what but how? But how how is the brain
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: able to understand anything?
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: Or as someone who does communicate, you know, if you've
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: just made up like you've never been able to see
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: or hear.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Right, how do you know that like three taps the
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: letter E?
• 50:45
  Speaker 14: Well, because there is the letter yeah exactly. They're like
• 50:51
  Speaker 14: having her hold water, drink water and then signing water
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: in her hand, so she knows that's what that is, okay.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: Because that's a mask, you know, a schaer Yeah, blind
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: or nobody had that blond girlfriend because you know, thank
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: god his face. Yeah, and she was very sweet and
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: but she couldn't see he's like, you know, giving her
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: like a like something hot.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: This is red.
• 51:13
  Speaker 14: Yeah, very sweet, but she can hear, so yeah, but
• 51:17
  Speaker 14: I mean for Helen Keller.
• 51:19
  Speaker 10: Though.
• 51:19
  Speaker 14: What they're saying is is that when the teacher was around,
• 51:23
  Speaker 14: though she acted like she couldn't hear or see anything,
• 51:25
  Speaker 14: there was no movement, there was no reaction to sound,
• 51:27
  Speaker 14: and this teacher was bringing her around the country where
• 51:31
  Speaker 14: she was doing appearances as this disabled person, where she
• 51:34
  Speaker 14: was making a bunch of money per appearance, and that
• 51:36
  Speaker 14: was going to the teacher. So they're saying that the writings,
• 51:38
  Speaker 14: everything that Helen Keller allegedly wrote and all this stuff
• 51:41
  Speaker 14: was actually the teacher and not her, and that the
• 51:44
  Speaker 14: whole disabled community really needed someone to like cheer behind
• 51:48
  Speaker 14: and go, you know, they can still do things and
• 51:50
  Speaker 14: look at the success that she is because it was
• 51:52
  Speaker 14: like an industry, if that makes sense.
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: How do they know what she could see or what
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: she couldn't see?
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: How they know what dogs can see?
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: These gen X conspiracy theorists, whereas this, no, they don't know.
• 52:03
  Speaker 14: They're just saying it doesn't make sense, the same way
• 52:05
  Speaker 14: that Menace is going like, yeah, it doesn't add up,
• 52:08
  Speaker 14: and the same way that like, I guess they say
• 52:10
  Speaker 14: that that Rosa Parks was a plant and that was
• 52:13
  Speaker 14: originally a different girl, but they wanted it to be
• 52:16
  Speaker 14: the appearance of well that was.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Well because the original girl she was pregnant and they
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: didn't want her to.
• 52:23
  Speaker 10: Be the yeah right, yeah, So they basically know that
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: that Rosa Parks wasn't alone, like it was part of
• 52:28
  Speaker 10: like the snick movement.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Right, And that's what they're saying.
• 52:31
  Speaker 14: Helen Keller was was basically almost like the spokesperson for
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: this like disabled movement and like saying that they can
• 52:39
  Speaker 14: still do things and getting like encouragement behind it. And
• 52:41
  Speaker 14: the whole thing was all based on Helen Keller and
• 52:45
  Speaker 14: that it was really just a fraud and because because
• 52:48
  Speaker 14: her writings and the things they're saying she did and
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: accomplished was not true and that she was alliterate she
• 52:53
  Speaker 14: didn't do those things.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Text going in the two two Nights Evans is I'm blind.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: I still don't understand honestly, really how well or.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: How about how about she became such a success, right,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: and you can.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: Really go down the rabbit hole and so much of
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: the stuff.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, if that teacher went on yachts and stuff,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: it all makes sense, you know. Ye, she's just like
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: bringing this girl around and then all the money. Hell yeah, yeah,
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: she was in Barbados. Right.
• 53:21
  Speaker 14: They're saying that of Helen Keller's writings matched her teachers
• 53:26
  Speaker 14: until the teacher died essentially, and then Helen Keller's writing
• 53:30
  Speaker 14: was like that of a five year old.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: It didn't.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: It was basically yes, like now, so go ahead, let
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: me hear blame it in the rain, Let's go has
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: nothing like yeah, singers.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: But I am liking that we've gone back so far
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: because we're running out of stuff to dig up. We're
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Elan Keller now, we get we get.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: People with the conspiracy theories on this show that's true
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: about how we're just giving away stuff too or we
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: don't even really give anything away, or we're trying to
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: keep them from Like, dude, when it comes to prize,
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: for example, I don't care who wins this stuff. If
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: you're listening, great, you think I paid for it, You
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: think like anyway, you think in any way, shape or
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: form it it it like affects me one way or
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: the other. Who who individually wins something.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Or and that we even have that many friends or.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Just it just doesn't It doesn't make any It doesn't
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: make any sense.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: But people are like they get angry, and you see
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: the text and people that will write in there, they're
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: legitimately angry at us, thinking that we're somehow out to
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: screw them out of a pair of contra tickets or
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: you know, whatever the hell we're giving away. We have
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: pretty good jobs. We're not going to risk it over
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: a blink one ay, two tickets. I think I think
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: the world has just made everybody paranoid. Social media and
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: all this because it just amplifies all that stuff.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and you can look up anything.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then Helen Keller's teacher, she was at the
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: general store buying stuff like money didn't matter. So look
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: at that round.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Back in the day, you can get you could get
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: away with so much stuff.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, here you go, guys. A fifty page report on
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: Helen Keller in the eighth grade. And this conspiracy theory
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: is complete. Trash Well wrote a fifty page paper in
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: the eighth grade. Ye settled. Yeah, and who knows? I mean,
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: you know, there was god what was his name, Robert
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: Wall remember roberta comedian actor r less Yeah, exactly. He
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: did a thing for HBO, which I think was fascinating
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: and a man. He went around to schools and he
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: was telling all these stories about how the real story
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: is never as good as the tales. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: So like just to like, you know, a Yankee doodle
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: went to town and riding on a pony, put a
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: feather in his hand, called it Macaroni, Like, well, where
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: does that come from? About how it was really like
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: a it was really a knock that it was a
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: song that was made up to knock him because Macaroni
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: was the Macaroni Club.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Which is basically the gay club.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: Oh cool, right, yeah, so so like it wasn't like
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: this like you know or Paul Revere. There's different stories
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: about like you hear the story of the history version
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: of the story of whatever happened, but then the actual
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: thing is completely different.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: As the position, assume the position.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Man, that was good. I don't know where you can
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: find it.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Where you can see it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: It was on HBO, but if you can find it
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: on YouTube, assume the position with Robert Wall w h H.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: We had him on the show. We had we had
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: him on the you know what.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: I might be able to find hopefully maybe I can
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: find a clip of that, because it just have him
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: explaining it was really neat. Yeah, the truth is never
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: as good as the story is, basically the bottom line.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, our friend Charlotte Ma and the God he
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: clost this all the time. I listened to all this podcasts.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: He always says the lie is more entertaining than the truth.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah for sure.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Well for his day. People put pictures of Plymouth Rock
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: online and they get so mad. That's it, it's so small. Well, sorry,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: that's Plymouth Rocks.
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: Sorry what did you think?
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Do you want them to make it bigger? What are
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: you are you're complaining about?
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Woody Show.
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: And we are into another new hour, I mean the
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: same pack of people. But yeah, we got a bunch
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: of new stuff for you this hour, Woody, Greg Menace, Yeah,
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: Junia Grant, Yeah, Seed Mances. Here we goin Sammy Morgan's here.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: hit us up with the text over to two two
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: nine eighty seven. I think I did find some audio
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: better than better than when you know, having like a
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: clip from the actual show. I found an old clip
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: of Robert Wall on this show from God we were
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: I'm going through the conversation we're talking about Barry Bonds
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: playing baseball and whether he gets into the Hall of
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: Fame eventually after he retires, and he was still playing baseball.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: This is this got to be I don't even know
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: what year this would be. Oh my god, eight seven,
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: two thousand and seven.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: So you say, Robert Wall who is that again?
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: He's a he's an actor and comedian. Look him up.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: I'm sure you've seen.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: His face before him.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: He was on a bunch of stuff.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: He was Yeah, he was at a bunch of stuff. He
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: was like Ari Gold before wasnizable. Okay, yeah, yeah, you've
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: seen this guy. And some people were saying that the
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: special assume the position. You can still find it on
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: on HBO Max or whatever the hell they're calling it
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: the HBO again. Yeah, yeah, but pretty cool. He was
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: in Good Morning Vietnam.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Adrian crow Now he was well Robin Williams was
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Adrian crow Now or he was the other DJ on
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: the Armed Forces radio station. Yeah, yeah, he came on
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: before Adrian Cronell.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, you loved him anyway. So that's uh.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: Let me let me find a little bit on the
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: audio and it's cool again about how the the story,
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: that the truth is never as good as the story,
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: and and how how that plays into history things we've
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: always just kind of assumed about history. You're right about
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: Plymouth Rock, like you're saying about how you know people
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: post on and they get.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: So Madol, it is as if anybody can change.
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: That, and what do you expect?
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: You were duped?
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just like kind of like it was
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: a thing that was there.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: But I have seen that so often when people say, wow,
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: I came to Plymouth Rock and this is.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: Sorry, Yeah, let me let me let me grab that
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: audio again. I saw like them four years old because
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: it's super super old. Voice changes over the years, I guess.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: But Gina Grad's got the trending news headlines here for us.
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  Speaker 3: First.
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well, the wildcard round of the n FELL Playoffs
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 10: is officially over after the Texans took out the Steelers
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: thirty to six. The Houston defense was as advertised, and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 10: the game went exactly the way what he said it
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 10: would go.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and this is why, like people are hit me
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: up and they're they're trying to talk smack. I'm not mad,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: Like I'm not. I can't even be mad about it
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: because it went exactly how I thought it was gonna go. Yeah,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: I knew they were going to lose. And I keep
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: looking at this as hey good, this is probably Mike
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: Tomlin's last game as the head coach of the Steelers,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: which I appreciate all the things he's done, but it's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: time for a change right Well now, I will say
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: if he returns his coach next year. I had this
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: conversation with a couple of other friends. I might have a
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: protest here, oh where I don't watch any games.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: But you're still a fan.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Of course, I'm still a fan.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: But do you have like a backup team that you
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: would watch?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: No, I mean I'll watch. I pay attention to football anyway.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: It's not like it's the only team. But yeah, I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: mean that is my team. But you know I won't
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: I won't go to a game for sure. Well yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: and then out of protest, if Tomlin's back next.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Year, you're not gonna waste I'm considering.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: I haven't.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: That's how I feel right now. It's like, dude, how
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: can you Yeah, how can somebody posted this? I was like, Wow,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: that is absolutely the case. Time to check in and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: how the Steelers have been performing? In the playoffs. So
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: you know last night thirty to six. Before that, they
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: got blown out twenty one to nothing by the Ravens.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: Before that, they got blown out twenty one to nothing
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: by the Bills. Before that, thirty five to seven by
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: the Chiefs, twenty eight to nothing by the Browns, thirty
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: three to nine to the Patriots. I mean they get
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: they get creamed. They don't even show up close. So yeah,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: got it. You got to expect more.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Do you see Aaron Rodgers playing another season?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: If Tomain's back, he'll play.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: If Tom's not there, I don't think he comes back.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: I really liked Aaron Rodgers answer to the question. One
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: of the reporters said, did you go to this game
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: thinking this might be my last game? And his answer was,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: I look at every game as it could be my
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: last game. Is it his forties man? Exactly? So I
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: thought that was a decent.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: Realistic Well as far as Houston goes, they move on
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: to the divisional round. They play the Patriots in Foxborough.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 10: The rest of the schedule set to on Saturday, the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 10: Bills and Broncos have the early game on CBS, then
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 10: the forty nine Ers and Seahawks on Fox. The Texans
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 10: and Patriots have the early slot Sunday on ABC, followed
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 10: by The Rams and Bears on NBC. And the guy
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 10: that rammed his truck into a Border Patrol vehicle in
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: Portland last week has been officially charged. Border Patrol agents
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: attempted to stop his truck while he was doing a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 10: targeted enforcement operation, and that's when the man felt anxious,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: he said, put his truck in reverse, hitting the agent's car.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 10: He then allegedly drove forward and backward multiple times and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 10: kept hitting the agent's car, and that's when the agent
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: opened fired and on the guy hitting him hit the passenger.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: And when they were investigating this, the DOJ also found
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 10: that the man is here illegally and has admitted to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 10: intentionally ramming the car. He's been charged with aggravated assault
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: of a federal officer with a deadly or dangerous weapon
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 10: and a bunch of other stuff. And the judge in
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 10: the Luigi Mangioni case, well, she's flipped her stance and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 10: now she's decided there should be a hearing to decide
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 10: whether Mangioni's backpack was lawfully seized during the arrest or not.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 10: So she'd been saying that a hearing was unnecessary, but
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 10: now all of a sudden considering it.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Oh look, I'm Paul fine, and this is all in
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: the name of false hope, right, anything that gives you
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: false hope on a little longer. Absolutely well.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 10: The hearing will include testimony from local cops talking about
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 10: how they go about securing someone's personal property. Emangioni's defense
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: team has been trying to get this backpack and all
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 10: these items thrown out of the case since it started.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 10: So they may have the break they're looking for, but
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 10: like you said, could be a lot of false home.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Let's say they get what they want and the backpack
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: portion of it is off the table. They still have
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: video of the murder, No, they don't have a.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: Well, speaking of conspiracy, like the gun that did it? Yeah, okay, okay,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: reasonable doubt.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah okay.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: Well, Canadian police have finally arrested one of the masterminds
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: behind the biggest gold heist in country's history. The robbery
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 10: involved these thieves stealing gold from an Air Canada cargo
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 10: flight and they got away with about sixty six hundred
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 10: gold bars. That's but by the way, that's worth like
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 10: fifteen million dollars. Damn. Investigators think it was an inside job,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 10: say this person helped move the gold after it was stolen.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: The gold's never been found, and cops think it's already
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 10: been melted down and sold off.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, dude, gold and silver is up right now.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: People are going a little crazy over it, and they're
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: going to like thrift shops and buying silver.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: My neighbor just gave me a silver coin.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: Put it on your pillow.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 16: Well.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 10: The fine people over at Mattel have announced that an
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 10: autistic barbie will be the newest member of their doll line.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: This new barbie is supposed to celebrate diversity, and it
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 10: joins a collection of barbies with down syndrome and vitalago andlineness.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 10: The new doll has slightly shifting eyes for autistic people
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 10: who like to avoid direct eye contact, articulated elbows and
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 10: wrists for stemming and hand flapping, noise canceling headphones, and
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 10: a tablet for communication. Mattel said they developed the doll
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: during an eighteen month partnership with Autistic Self Advocacy Network,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 10: and that their goal is to create a barbie that
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: reflected some of the ways autistic people experience and process
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 10: the world around them.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: Morgan and I are church laughing so hard right now,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: and has it has nothing to do with people who
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: actually have it, just like it, like dude. Some of
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: our favorite videos to share back and forth with each
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: other are those ones like, Hey, what's what's the what's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: the kid's name?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 17: Who?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: Like you just got hired as a train conductor And
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: then they show the news clips, Oh, the train.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 10: Has ended up on the seventy second floor of the building.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: The shifting eyes got Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: I'm sitting here listening to the Genus Report and I
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: look over it. Morgan, she's dying now, I'm laughing.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, having never had do they have moving eyes?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 10: Instead of it, instead of it looking straight ahead, it's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 10: like looking like to middle distance, like off to the side.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 10: And for the first time ever, and in just in
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 10: time for the thirtieth anniversary Menace Bort listen up, Pokemon
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 10: and Lego are teaming up. They say the new sets
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 10: are going to be released on Pokemon Day.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: Anyone, Yeah, yeah, because they excited.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 10: February twenty seventh, the first initial sets have been announced,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 10: with the big one being the Pokemon Starter set that
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 10: features charzar Blastois and Venosaur, and that set is six
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 10: hundred and fifty dollars.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: These people got money, man, these cards and stuff for.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Pocket.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: The medium size set has Pikachu and a poke ball
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 10: and uh, that's two thousand pieces. That's gonna be two
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 10: hundred bucks. And finally the little itty bitty small set
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 10: that's six hundred pieces. That's for e that's gonna be
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 10: about sixty bucks. And while fans are excited about this,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 10: you know new legos, a lot of them, they're pissed
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 10: off because they're very, very expensive, because they say, if
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: scalpers get their hands on these and the prices are
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: just going to go high.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: But of course they are. I was talking Aboard yesterday
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: about Pokemon, as we do, and he says that he
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: is predicting for twenty twenty six a cool off for Pokemon. Yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: the bubble's gonna burst. It's their thirtieth anniversary. They're gonna
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: go big this year.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: And then I think the cards selling, the scalping everything,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: it's the bubble's gonna pop now. I mean, it's on.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: What happened with was the NBA cards that people were
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: freaking out about at Target. Remember Target got they took
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: all the cards and stuff. Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: but those over the NBA cards at that point, right.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, the NBA cards and the baseball cards.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: And then it went to Pokemon and it's like it's
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: always something different, so of course you know ebbs and flows.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Yep, I mean Pokemon Land does open this year, though.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 10: I am interested in. All right, that's what's going on.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: So cool.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: Barbie does this thing, the autism doll, right, okay, diversity inclusion,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: awestup whatever, who cares? Right, great, it's a bar And
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: when I say who cares? I mean fine, But they
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: they have this report and like I wonder why, Like, okay,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: isn't it more of like a celebration, right, It's more
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: like a celebration.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: To have an autistic I'm thinking.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: Because it's representation, right, I feel seen. Okay, So they
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: released this thing and the music that I was thinking,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: it's so funny the music that they add to certain things. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: like listen to the music in this.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 14: If they just spinner feels relatable. I myself carry around a.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: Toy that just like dramatic. It's an autistic Barbie are.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: One of the many toys I have in there. I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: did approve her dress.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 18: It has first and loose dresses makes her feel comfortable.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 19: But what are these them?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: You got headphones? Don't you?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 14: Gaze is a little indirect because as people with autism
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 14: often struggle with eye contact.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 12: I was looking at a Barbie and it makes me
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 12: feel really amazing and.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: Proud seeing her play with it all. It gives me
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: a sense of peace.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: Why.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the music doesn't fit it all right.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: It's it's like they're having a funeral for autistic Barbie
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: and shout out to Madison from Love.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 10: We immediately Morgan, I picked up on that that's Madison.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Is that what that was?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she's pretty much that was And that's great, that's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 10: you know, fantastic. But then you have people with you know,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: like I a friend with you know, severely autistic kid.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 10: They're like, fine, great, but like, what about the services
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: that are you know, that I need for my kid?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 10: Like a Barbie's not going to cure that? Like it's
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 10: it again, just seems very pandering to a lot of
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 10: people as well.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a song that's being used on Instagram constantly
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: and it says when a guy who blah blah blah blah,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: you marry him kind of thing, but they use the
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: same music clip and part. It starts with Billy Joel
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: and then it goes into I think it sounds like
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: Fleetwood Mac.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yes.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: You yeah, like the.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Freaking video since we're talking about putting music to stuffs.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: Isn't that Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mag.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: It starts, it starts with Billy Joel, ends with Fleetwood Mag.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 10: I didn't realize it started with Billy Joel.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: And the whole theme, well most of the themes for
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: these posts is like eight year old me didn't know
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: I'd be working in radio.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, but what's videos?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: What what's the It's it's on every hold on yeah, yeah, okay,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: every every effing video. Please stop. I'm begging.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: With the uh the year end recap.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: I humbly ask everybody to please please set Yeah, I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: mean using that.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Now you're watched, I will say.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Also, it's mega cringe.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 14: Billy Joel has been doing shows with Stevie Nicks.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: They've been doing shows.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 14: Together, so I wonder if this is some sort of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 14: them trying to get their music out there together.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they've been Yeah.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: I thought I thought Billy Joel was like sick and
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: not performing.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 14: Well, yeah, but they were previously. I saw that together.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they were doing shows.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Together too, But no, that that trending audio started at
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: the beginning of last year.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well it's going strong.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: It's on.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: It's every Please I'm begging everybody.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Please, I'm you know.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 10: Please can't take it anymore, Please.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Find find something else. We'll take a quick break.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: I do have the the Robert Wall audio just to
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: wrap up that whole conversation that we were having earlier
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: in If you're just tuning in, I'll kind of give
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: you like a quick recap so you have some frame
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: of reference on it. But that's next year.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: On the one show Hang Up What Her, we.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: Had a conversation about a conspiracy theory about Helen Keller
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: and Sammy had watched something about that, and she was
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: talking about Menace was talking about all these different conspiracy people,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: you know, on the reaction to his predictions for twenty
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: twenty six. People get into stuff about making predictions about
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: well that's because the government this, that or the other thing,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: Like okay, well, just how there's a conspiracy theory for everything.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: Kind of got into the you know, the Helen Keller
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: thing because Sammy had been talking about that off the
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: air and she's a big phony fraud about like Helen
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: Keller who was blind deaf is not really blind deaf fraud,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: you know, this person that she had her teacher or whatever.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: So start talking about that and got into the bottom line,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: which was the truth is always way less interesting.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Than the story, right.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 20: Uh.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: And it reminded me of this thing that I watched
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: years ago on HBO from Robert Wall who's an actor
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: and comedian. He was r lest on the show. He
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: was Ari Gold before Ri.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Gold pretty much.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, so he played a sports agent. Yeah, and they
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: had like cameos from every major you know, sports athlete
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: or you know a sports figure at the time. And
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: that was a regular series on HBO. He's been in
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: a bunch of movies. You would know his face. Look
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: up Robert Wall w U h L. Anyway, he did
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: this this little one off special for HBO called Assume
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: the Position, and from what I understand based on the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: text and stuff, you could get it on HBO.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Max or whatever again and whatever they're calling it.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: That now I meant to look it up in the
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: break and see if it was if it would show
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: up on my app. But and I'll do that as
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: I play this. But it reminded me there was a
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: time that he came on the show and we were talking.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: This is from two thousand and seven I got for
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: that had come out, and again to two thousand and seven.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: It's crazy how different I sound different person. Yeah, it's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: it's really weird. Before your nags drop, I guess so, yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: I guess so. But anyway, this is Robert Wall talking
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: about his assume, the position and the whole premise that
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: we're talking about here about how the truth is never
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: as interesting as the actual The truth is never as
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: interesting as the story.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 8: Because yeah, history, I believe is pop culture that dealing
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: when the legend becomes fact. Whether it's Columbus saying that
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: he was going to tell Isabelle that the world was round,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 8: I mean that never happened. That was a Washington irving.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: He wrote a story that way, but it became part
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: of the pop culture because he's the guy back then
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 8: and just the same you know, the same thing happens
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: happening now. You know what happened recently. The legacy of
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: Jay go Hoover now is that you know this guy
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: who was not a great guy by any stretching the
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: imagination probably, but this whole story about him in address
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: and him being gay, there's not one corroborating piece. One
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: person came forward and said something, what a grudge against
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: the guy, Not that there wasn't, but there's not been
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: one piece of corroborative evidence ever.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: But you're the guy who saw the rumor because you're
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: a pist at him. You're stoked.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 8: That's right. He's going to go down in history is
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: being this you know, flamboyant, you know guy walking around
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 8: with dresses and the whole thing. Well, which is okay
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: because he just almost deserves it because of a horrible
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 8: human being. It is, but it has no basic in fact,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: the basis of it.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: Can we can we do the the Yankee doodle dandy things?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 8: Well it's a hard one to do because you tell
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: me what you need on the put on the other
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 8: thing first. Now, this is something is America's apple pie.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 8: You can go to any stadium, right, I don't care
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: what the score is. When this comes on, everybody gets
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: into it, right, everybody gets into this. We're all listen to.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: Here we go. Everybody, the crowd gets together. We you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: gotta your face, everybody's we get behind this gay It's
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 8: a rallying cry. It's a battle cry. Everybody we will
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: rocking with. And who are we following? Who are really following?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: We're following Freddie Mercury, That's who we're following right now.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: I guarantee you of the people in that stadium full
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: of testosterone wouldn't follow Freddie Mercury into the front door
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: of their own home, right And yet.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 13: I get we're following now, we'll follow him to hell?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 13: How come he's created a gay battle cry? Yet, I'll say,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you assume your position of gay battle cries
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 13: or as American as apple pie, starting with a little
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 13: song that when Yankee Dudho went to town riding on
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 13: a pony.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: Stuck a feather in his cap, called it macaroni. Now, yskoo,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: three guys here, did you ever wonder why the hell
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: he called it macaroni? I know what it meant, right,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: No one knows why he called it macaroni?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just kind of silly right now.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: In the early seventeen hundreds in England, which is this
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: song is a British import, just like many, there was
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: a very notorious club known as the Macaroni Club. The
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: Macaroni Club catered to young dandy, foppish feet young men
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: who would gather together to talk about the latest in fashion,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 8: culture and cuisine. Basically, we are talking ee o queer
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: ei right, so right, so what happened is that the
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: upper class Bridge hated these guys. Right, and the word
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: yankee comes from the Dutch word yank, which means a rube,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: a hic to hillbilly. So basically what the Bridge is
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: saying is, here comes this yankee into town, this rube,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: this hicc, and he's probably gonna wide up at the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 8: Macaroni Club, you know. So right now, the only thing
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 8: that the upper class Brits hated worse than the proofs
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 8: in London were the colonists in America who were costing
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 8: them money causing them trouble. So they decided to call
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 8: to assault the Americans. They called them all yankee doodles. Now,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: we don't know anything about a Macaroni club, but we
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: knew a good tune when we heard one, right, So
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: we ran with it, but make the mistake. It's a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: gay battle cry right, and gay battle cries are as
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 8: American as apple pie.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: It's a really love and he goes into a bunch
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: of different stories. I did find it. It's on HBO
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: Max and there are if you just type it assume
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: the position with mister wall is what it's titled. And
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: there are two episodes. I don't remember the second one.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: The first one came out in two thousand and six.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: The second one, assume the Position two A one came
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: out in two thousand seven, but they're both there on
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: HBO Max. They are each thirty minutes long. It's a
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: really easy watch. It's really interesting if you're into into
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: stuff like that.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Fun facts, right, Yeah.
• 1:18:16
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• 1:18:19
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  Speaker 4: Smit Jeff ge.
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  Speaker 5: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Woody Show. So before yesterday's.
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  Speaker 21: Game, the Lakers announced that Lebron we'll be wearing a
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  Speaker 21: special patch the rest of the season on his jersey,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 21: honoring his twenty third season in the league. That patch
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  Speaker 21: might be bad luck guys. Lakers couldn't buy a three
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  Speaker 21: point shot last night. On the other hand, the Kings
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  Speaker 21: made everything. Lakers lost to the Kings won twenty four
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  Speaker 21: one twelve. Luca had forty two in the loss. Lebron
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  Speaker 21: had twenty two. Here is Lebron after the game.
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  Speaker 16: I think we play solid, different defense, had a bunch
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  Speaker 16: of threes, we didn't make many, but I thought we played.
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  Speaker 16: We had our game plan, we execute our game plan.
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  Speaker 16: Tonight was just one of those cases where you didn't
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  Speaker 16: make shots.
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  Speaker 21: Yeah, three point shooting has been bad, but it'll get
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  Speaker 21: better once Austin Reeves and Rui come back.
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  Speaker 3: Lakers and Hawks.
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  Speaker 21: Tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena, Clippers beat the Hornets
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  Speaker 21: one seventeen one oh nine Kawhi continues to roll. He
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  Speaker 21: at thirty five points last night. James Harden also had
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  Speaker 21: thirty two, and he passed Shack for ninth on the
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  Speaker 21: NBA all time scoring list. Here's James Harden.
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  Speaker 8: Being from La.
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  Speaker 16: You know him and Cove doing anything, winning multiple championships,
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  Speaker 16: the most dominant big man in the history again.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's a true honor.
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  Speaker 3: It's a testament's of the work that I'll put in.
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  Speaker 21: Clippers welcome Washington tomorrow into a dome. NFL Playoffs Steelers
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  Speaker 21: hung around until the fourth quarter, then the wheels fell off.
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  Speaker 5: Houston won thirty to six.
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  Speaker 21: The NFL playoff schedule is out for next weekend as well.
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  Speaker 21: Saturday won thirty bills at the Denver Broncos. Then at
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  Speaker 21: five pm on Saturday, forty nine Ers in Seattle. Sunday
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  Speaker 21: at twelve noon, it's Texans at Patriots. Then the Rams
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  Speaker 21: are in Chicago at three thirty Hockey Kings lost to
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  Speaker 21: the Stars. Stars play the Ducks tonight in Anaheim. And
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  Speaker 21: shout out to Juju Watkins. She got a jersey retired
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  Speaker 21: at Sierra Canyon. Well done, get well soon.
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  Speaker 8: The Trojans need you, man. I'm Jeff G.
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  Speaker 3: And that's your SoCal sports, Hi, Jeff G. The Woody
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  Speaker 3: Show did they keep?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I understand it's a business story, but this
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  Speaker 6: Paramount Warner Brothers Discovery bid Netflix like Meth and Mann.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, who cares?
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  Speaker 6: Like I guess you unless you're like intimately involved.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, but it's it's it's interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess yeah if you have stock. Because I
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  Speaker 6: was wondering, like, why why does this get so much play?
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  Speaker 6: Why do you wonder about certain stories? Like when there's
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  Speaker 6: something about a celebrity that's really that I get people
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  Speaker 6: are drawing, But when you get to stuff like this,
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  Speaker 6: I forget what it was a company that hit like
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  Speaker 6: a certain valuation I go meet yeah yeah, or like
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  Speaker 6: the weekend box office Okay, well you know what number
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  Speaker 6: one is. But then they break down, well how much
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  Speaker 6: money made domestically and internationally and what it's taken in
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  Speaker 6: so far? It's something like do you have do you
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  Speaker 6: have points on the movie?
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  Speaker 3: Who can? But this is like old Hollywood versus New Hollywood.
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  Speaker 3: Who's gonna win?
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  Speaker 6: Paramount has now filed a lawsuit against Warner Brothers Discovery
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  Speaker 6: for a lack of transparency when it comes to the
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  Speaker 6: decision to favor Netflix. Bit So if you want to
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  Speaker 6: read more about that, and it's all over, it's all,
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  Speaker 6: it's all over, but you can read all about it now.
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  Speaker 6: There are some dumb asses in the news. These are
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  Speaker 6: more fun. And the American Airlines flight got delayed in
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  Speaker 6: Miami because these two bitches who boarded the plane they
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  Speaker 6: just took the first seats they saw in first class,
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  Speaker 6: without having tickets for them. They just they just sat
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  Speaker 6: down and claimed them. And so the flight attends you're like,
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  Speaker 6: and they said, by all accounts, all the other people
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  Speaker 6: around the flight politely, very politely asked them to move
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  Speaker 6: because hey, these aren't your seats, and these bitches are like, nah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean you could do.
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  Speaker 3: That, and they just sat there and they made a scene.
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  Speaker 6: So the cops, they were called cobs, dragged both these
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  Speaker 6: bitches off the plane and the handcuffs. Now before they
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  Speaker 6: got him in cuffs, and there's video, of course, one
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  Speaker 6: of these horse does the splits on the way out
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  Speaker 6: and she makes a comment about doing a little yoga
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  Speaker 6: or she's high, and the flight ended up being delayed
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  Speaker 6: for over an hour. Can you imagine, like, that's why
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  Speaker 6: you're delayed split. Here's a little clip in that video.
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  Speaker 3: Like.
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  Speaker 6: That's she just dropped into a split. Idiot.
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  Speaker 5: The only one is just crazy impressed by anybody who
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  Speaker 5: can do the splits.
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  Speaker 10: I am too wow. And the less you look like
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  Speaker 10: you could do the splits and the more you do it,
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  Speaker 10: oh my god, it's mind blowing.
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  Speaker 6: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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  Speaker 4: He is a tool.
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  Speaker 6: This guy DJ at college station in Massachusetts. He resigned
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  Speaker 6: after he called for the assassination of Vice President jd Vance.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you can't do that, you.
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  Speaker 10: Guys, probably a problem.
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  Speaker 6: How dumb are you so? The DJ said, quote, it's simple,
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  Speaker 6: we killed jd Vance end quote. The school was alerted,
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  Speaker 6: they contacted the local police, the FBI, the Secret Service.
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  Speaker 6: Secret Service made a contact to you know, appointment a
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  Speaker 6: little little, little, little little meeting with this kid, and
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  Speaker 6: he has since stepped down from his position at the
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  Speaker 6: college radio station. You know, I'm not sure what happens
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  Speaker 6: from there. I was always man. You would hear about man.
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  Speaker 6: You can't make any kind of comment about like a
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  Speaker 6: threat against the president or yeah, you know, but I
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  Speaker 6: remember being a kid. Yeah, because the Secret Service will
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  Speaker 6: show up at your house and I thought you were
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  Speaker 6: going to jail. I thought that's that. I had a
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  Speaker 6: lot of thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid.
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  Speaker 6: I was convinced that if you touched a drug of
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  Speaker 6: any kind, they say that, just say no. Campaign did
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  Speaker 6: not work. Instead, it was such an ineffective program. It
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  Speaker 6: worked on me, it really did. I was paranoid. I thought, man,
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  Speaker 6: if you even did a little bit of cocaine, that
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  Speaker 6: more than like how Greg says about flying, well, you
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  Speaker 6: know there's like a ninety six percent chance.
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  Speaker 5: Planes going down right exactly.
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  Speaker 6: I thought for sure, like if you just did like
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  Speaker 6: a little bump of the tinese bump of cocaine, there
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  Speaker 6: was like a nine to ten chance that your heart
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  Speaker 6: would stop right then and there.
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  Speaker 3: And you just die.
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  Speaker 10: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: I just know I'll be addicted.
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  Speaker 8: So that.
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  Speaker 6: As I got older, I realized that was the danger.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, immediate addiction.
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  Speaker 10: Movies of the week, and you were going to go
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  Speaker 10: crazy and jump out the window and kill yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But I always thought, like, man, you made a comment
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  Speaker 6: like that, Oh you're done about killing the resident or
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  Speaker 6: killing something that you were you were done.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't a politician, but I was working at a
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  Speaker 3: station where a guy made like a similar threat about
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  Speaker 3: another DJ instantly fired.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, or if he threw a penny off the Empire
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  Speaker 6: State Building, you could kill somebody below.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, anyway, what what a dumb ass idiot like
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  Speaker 9: you still look?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you you know, they paid a
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  Speaker 6: visit to this person, I guess to see if it
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  Speaker 6: was an actual threat or not, if there was anything
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  Speaker 6: to it.
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  Speaker 2: The first thing you learn in the training videos, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: don't do that to kill someone.
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  Speaker 6: But dude, what like, how dumb? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: And then another dumb ass in the news please In Vegas,
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  Speaker 6: they got a call about someone trying to hot wire
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  Speaker 6: a vehicle. However, this wasn't just any card something that
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  Speaker 6: it was a bulldozer. Sweet, So the cops they arrived
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  Speaker 6: in the scene. This guy was in the driver's seat.
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  Speaker 6: He had got the engine running. They told him, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: shut the engine down, come down off the bulldozer. But
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  Speaker 6: he told the officers that he was quote going to
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  Speaker 6: kill them, and then he proceeded to try to run
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  Speaker 6: one of the officers over and then he took out
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  Speaker 6: two police SUVs with the bulldozer. That sounds fun, So
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  Speaker 6: the cops they shot his ass. He was hit twice.
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  Speaker 6: Unfortunately he survived. Greg He's facing a ton of different charges,
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  Speaker 6: including attempted murder.
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  Speaker 5: When you were a kid and you saw construction zones,
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  Speaker 5: did you ever climb into the bulldozers after hours all
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  Speaker 5: the time, tend to drive?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to do that. But my son, when
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  Speaker 6: he was little, he loved those trucks. I mean every
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  Speaker 6: every boy at some point did stop. I won't see it,
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  Speaker 6: he would say, I won't see it. Wait, you guys
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  Speaker 6: would get in the Yeah, cray, they don't have doors,
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  Speaker 6: they have the keys in them.
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  Speaker 7: I'm scared of cocaine. But you're gonna go get in
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  Speaker 7: the bulldoze.
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  Speaker 6: No, we're not running it. He's just sitting in the sea.
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  Speaker 7: Even just climbing into it seems turn on.
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  Speaker 6: There's no key in it, it's not started. And he
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  Speaker 6: just would sit in there. He would just sit in
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  Speaker 6: the seat. He couldn't do anything. So why they left
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  Speaker 6: it there on the den? It's like you just drive
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  Speaker 6: off with it?
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  Speaker 7: Seems illegal.
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  Speaker 6: I we'll see you.
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  Speaker 7: But it would be so fun to run over a
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  Speaker 7: car with a bulldozer.
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  Speaker 3: It would I think it'd be cool.
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  Speaker 6: I keep saying I want to go to that place
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  Speaker 6: in Vegas where you can drive excavators and bulldozers and
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  Speaker 6: it's cool.
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  Speaker 17: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I forget time.
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  Speaker 6: I know, I forget what the I forget what the
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  Speaker 6: place is called.
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  Speaker 14: I think it's called dig this and they let you
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  Speaker 14: do it without a permit or license.
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  Speaker 6: An Yeah, it's just this big open space and you
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  Speaker 6: get just dig holes and move dirt around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's like what you used to do as a as
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  Speaker 6: a little boy with your trucks and the dirt, except
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  Speaker 6: to do it with the real legit stuff.
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  Speaker 10: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: It'd be hella cool.
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  Speaker 5: Reminds me of when they were remodeling this office and
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: the first swing of the sledgehammer. Woody and I talked
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  Speaker 5: the guys into letting us.
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  Speaker 4: Do Yeah, breaking down the Woody show.
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  Speaker 3: We sent Morgan out.
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  Speaker 6: This is what she was talking about on her weekend
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  Speaker 6: Cheer and Jeer, is that she drove an hour to
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  Speaker 6: get to the place where this reptile convention was happening.
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  Speaker 6: She was nice enough to agree to go down there
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  Speaker 6: and do this, to talk to people at a reptile convention. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: a reptile show.
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  Speaker 7: It was a time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I went in with a little stinking thinking and assuming
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: the type of people and crowd. But I was pleasantly surprised.
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  Speaker 6: So she gets there, realizes that she forgot her wallet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm about to get in line into paper parking
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: and then get a ticket, and I'm taking for my
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: wallet and I'm like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: So then she turned around drove an hour back home
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  Speaker 6: to get the wallet.
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  Speaker 2: I had the thought of, like, should I text Woody
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  Speaker 2: and say, hey, it's not going to work out? I
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, I got a power through.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: I tell you, this is one of the things I
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  Speaker 6: love about Morgan. I would I would have understood.
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  Speaker 7: Really.
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  Speaker 3: I would.
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  Speaker 6: I would have that's because that that sucks.
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  Speaker 5: Would I would?
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  Speaker 9: I would have understood it is your schedule two hours
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  Speaker 9: too tight? Because that's yeah, it sucks obviously, But it's
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  Speaker 9: only two hours.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Seve basketball, it's my Sunday, only a few to
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  Speaker 2: myself talking.
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  Speaker 9: To guy who slept in a van in a parking
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  Speaker 9: lot for an entire weekend, and that was your choice,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 9: right exactly? So yeah, no, but my my, my confusion
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  Speaker 9: with Sea Bass. He's very difficult to figure out when
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 9: it comes to the time thing, because a lot it's
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 9: about efficiency. And I always go back to the example
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  Speaker 9: of it saves him time to throw change on the
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  Speaker 9: ground as opposed to keep change in his pocket and.
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  Speaker 3: Take it home and put it in a jar and
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  Speaker 3: then take it back out. And but two hours.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's two hours, right, so you're you're your time
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  Speaker 6: thinking now, you know, I love you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I just like it was like I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: something for my job. Like I would have never called
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  Speaker 3: what I would just figure it out.
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  Speaker 7: And that's why I didn't call him.
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  Speaker 3: She did did the assignment.
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  Speaker 6: We have a round, yeah, but we have a round
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  Speaker 6: of Morgan's game Bush or Bear fun coming up.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So I spoke to some women at the Reptile Convention.
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  Speaker 6: Nice ask a bunch of different questions than the last
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: question being are you bush or bear? And then we
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: have to try to guess if they're a busher. Now
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: again the like there's there can't be any at all,
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  Speaker 6: no hair, no no like little landing strip no whatever, groomed,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: even if it's groomed. As if there's hair, that's bush,
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  Speaker 6: so that it doesn't mean necessarily full.
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  Speaker 7: Bush, right, but any hair at all.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: Any hair at all? Right, Yeah, So that's that's the game.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: Bush of bear that that's coming up now before we
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: get to the game. Because it's not just It's not
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: just reptiles at this event.
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  Speaker 7: No, it is not. And I did not realize are
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  Speaker 7: they are.
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  Speaker 3: They selling reptiles and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: There, selling geckos, lizards, snakes. Dude, there was and this
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: place was huge. There was tons of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: But you get look at they had They have Madagascar
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  Speaker 6: hissing cockroach.
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  Speaker 5: Me in a video, and I was not happy about that.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you saw the video already.
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  Speaker 7: No, not the cockroach one. You need to see the
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  Speaker 7: one of me holding this cock I didn't want you
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  Speaker 7: to drop your phone.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't swear on this to you. Okay, So
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  Speaker 6: here I'm gonna show. I'll explain, I'll explain the video.
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  Speaker 6: Make sure we can hear. I really want to get
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: your reaction to this, so I'll show him the video.
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  Speaker 6: So here is the guy handing uh Morgan this cockroach. Now,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: I will tell everybody, this is by far the biggest
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: cockroach I think I've ever seen in my life, Bigger
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: than the ones we had. This thing is like the
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: size of a hamster. Oh geez, are you ready Greg?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: Watch how brave she is? Hold on my god, that's big.
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  Speaker 5: That's your hand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you can see just.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: This spiky legs.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: Look how big that sucker is an impressive cockroach?
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  Speaker 9: But why just show a video and we can actually
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  Speaker 9: outside the studio.
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  Speaker 3: Because like right here, freaking.
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  Speaker 6: Out if you're holding your hand out, Morgan, this this
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 6: thing takes up almost her entire palm.
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  Speaker 7: That's huge and I don't have small baby hands.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: Craig was it ticklish and heavy?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 7: And yeah, I was heavy, and he's pretty chill like
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  Speaker 7: I was.
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  Speaker 6: He's got a box like a cardboard. It was, it was,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: it was empty. He was kind of yeah, he kind
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 6: of like threw it toward Greg like he was gonna
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: dump dump something on him about.
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  Speaker 5: Taking We don't know, you know, don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They were only like three dollars, five dollars. That big
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: one was ten dollars.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 7: That's so cheap.
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  Speaker 10: Did you each get one?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 7: Well, I got a gift, but we'll get there.
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  Speaker 6: Do you have did they have?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: I want to get a praying mantis because those are
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: actually kind of common.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had those sidewalk and they had the millipedes
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: like any bug you could think of.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: I remember I saw a millipede in my bathroom and
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: I shifted it into the shower and washed it down.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: The I actually bought over the break a praying mantis eggsack.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: But why for fun?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 9: For science?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: Why does anybody get anything as a wife?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 6: No, you guys never order one of those.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 9: Come on, I've never got eggs I think unfortunately it
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 9: hatched while like I was out of town. So now
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 9: there's because you have to feed them, these little flies.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 9: So I'd rather just buy one praying mantis, like semi
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: full grown.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: In the studio.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: That makes sense. I should have described the crowd for us,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 6: like is it what we're expecting? Is it a stereotypical
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 6: Like these are the like you look at somebody go, yep,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 6: they're going to the reptile show.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Like I found one pretty girl there and I don't
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: mean that lightly, like, but that's just the crowd, and
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: they're you know, bigger.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 7: I'm just being honest.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: Morgan makes me.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: Laugh, trying to be nice holiness.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, a lot of tattoos, a lot of colored hair,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of colored hair.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: You know what she's doing, She's just sharing observations hundreds
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 6: of people.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: Maybe my eyes are broken, who knows?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: This is what I saw hundreds of people there, and
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: I was there like the last few hours of the
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: last day, and like.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 10: Wiry hair, I'm kind of guessing, well.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: We're sort of more natural looking, oh for sure, like
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: there was a musk in the air, a little yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: No, what's your theory on why people look like that
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: at these events?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 7: Don't make me answer this. I don't think I have
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: a theory.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of the people I talked to, they say
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: their reasons for having reptiles and cockroaches and stuff is
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: because they can't care for a dog or a cat,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: so they live in apartments or they're busy.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: And I'm gonna have a cockroaches, a pet.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 7: Or a snake, Like about a bird.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: These are easier to care for animals.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 9: Here's why I think you're going with this, Morgan, is
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 9: dogs and cats, especially dogs or an outdoor pets. As
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 9: you're kind of hinting at reptiles, tarantulas, et cetera. Are
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 9: that's what you get your teenager that hey have in
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 9: the basement. Those are indoor, dark, dank sort of things
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 9: for that sort of person. A small part you're an
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 9: indoor dank person.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Dark dark and dank is a good way to describe
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: these people. Yeah, did you know before I forget they
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: served alcohol these things.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 7: Wow, that was a surprise to me.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 9: That's what they do, get hammered and then you buy
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: some lizard like they do it purse shopping, right man.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean she's describing what she's, you know, seeing
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: at a reptile convention the same way we can make
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: an assumption about the crowd at like a cat convention. Right,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: But then you go there and if that's what you observe,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 6: then and it matches the stereotype that you were expecting. Well,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: you know, maybe this is one of those examples where
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: the stereotypes are based on truth.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was weird because when I went to that
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Barbie convention, like all the straight guys that I met,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: it was I was shocked by that. How big were
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: the iguanas Because when I was in a cobo just recently,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: people were just like throwing iguanas onto people photo. Yeah,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: so like if you're walking around like the Marinas stuff,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: like they want you to take photos with you and
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: they're like get money from you. Yeah, they just like
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: throw it onto your shoulders.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: The biggest you go to some cities they hand out mixtapes. Yeah,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: you go to Cobba man, they're.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: Throwing you I didn't see and you've go on as
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: that size. They did have like huge tortoises.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: Though, what those go for?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 7: Oh you know, I didn't ask and they lived for
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 7: like eighty years.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean they.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 7: Just sit there.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: So why well, after you know the back and forth,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 6: we're going to get the wallet and everything else. You know,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: she was determined to have this round of Morgan's Bush
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: or Bear.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 7: You're gonna take it and you're gonna like it, which is.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 6: Which is what we're gonna play next here on The
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 6: Woody Show.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: If you hang out Atologieslogy Man, it's seasonology show.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 8: The wood.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: Had time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear. So Morgan
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 6: went to the reptile convention that we were discussing before
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 6: the break, and she found some volunteers who would come
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: and answer some questions, and then based on those answers,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: the last question is are you bush or bear? That's it.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 6: We have to try to guess based on what we
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: already heard. Just try to, you know, judge a book
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 6: by its cover. So we can't even we can't even
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 6: see these people.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 20: We can only just go.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: By what we're hearing. You guys can play along. There's
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: no prize or anything. It's just it's just for fundsies.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 6: Bush or Bear now again for the sake of the game.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 6: Bush is any kind of hair at all, could be groomed,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: could be styled into a you know, a shape or
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 6: a pattern, landing, yeah, stencil, landing strip kind of thing.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: And then Bear, of course is what it is, hardwood floors.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 6: So Bush or Bear? Who's the first person?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 7: This first lady is Nicole Nicole?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: Bush or Bear?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 7: Nicole? What did you buy today?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 10: A lot?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 7: A lot?
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 20: Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions. So I
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 20: got the three scorpions, and then I got two other scorpions,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 20: So that's five scorpions.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 7: Do you already have scorpions at home? Yes? How many
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 7: think about this one? Five? So now you have ten?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: And I do live streams with them. So what else
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 7: did I get?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 20: I just got two dart frogs, and then I got
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 20: two tarantelas.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 7: Do you have any cockroaches at home?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: A lot?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 7: Do you have any.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: Advice for someone that's scared of bugs when they really
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: shouldn't be exposure therapy observing them in a way that
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: they aren't so creepy.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 20: So sometimes there's one of mine that looks like she's
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 20: got a little dirty face. It's a tarantula and she's
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 20: got little things, but it looks dirty, and like, Okay,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 20: just look at it this way, and all're.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 7: Gonna see a little buctique.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 20: Find something that isn't so creepy in them, and then
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 20: you'll kind of come around.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 7: What's your biggest fear personally?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 20: You're gonna laugh fish on phobica Fish.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: What's your favorite band?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 20: They're all like Jusa of Japanese, uh Deer and.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 7: Gray do you know them?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: I've also got into like.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 20: Hailung and all those kind of vikingsh bands.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 7: But yeah, and then so what's your job like your
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 7: day job? Pet store? Are you single? Dating on dating apps?
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: I don't have the patience.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 7: And then one last question for you? Are you Bush
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 7: or Bear?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 10: Why dark chogs are super cute? Look at these? Yeah,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 10: they're like all colorful.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: It's screaming Bush.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: But I'm going Bear for some reason.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 10: You know why I'm leaning towards Bear because she live
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 10: streams and something like that. Just I don't know it screams, but.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 7: You don't know what these are going with her animals.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: I know, but it's not like OnlyFans type of live streaming, right,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: not cam girl type stuff.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 7: I don't think.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: So, Okay, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: So I'll say, well, y'all are thinking Greg, I got
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: you in the name of exposure therapy.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, don't open the genie.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 10: That's not your gifts and I'm handing it to Greg. Gee.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: It's nothing alive. It's just something to help you get exposed.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 6: She was not some to get your gift when money
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 6: on this paper and stopping vagina.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: You know it's in there, right, Okay. It's some sort
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: of plastic ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 7: It's a dead butterfly.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 10: It looks a little snow.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much because Christmas.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: That's very.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: Welcome.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's incredibly sweet.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: She thought of you.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 10: That's pretty cool.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: Parents of Panics. She had to sell the beild a botom.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: Do you want these dead progmantis nymphs?
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 6: No, alright, I'm saying Bush. I'm also saying Bush, bear,
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 6: Bear menaces Bear, Morgan and Sammy.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 14: I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 14: for dating. Answer to date, Yeah you can't.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 6: Guess you already know seas have? I got bear because
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 6: of the age. All right, Bush or Bear?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 7: And then one last question for you, are you Bush
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 7: or Bear? Okay, that was not where I was going.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 20: That was uh bush, very very eloquently graized.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 7: It's just very very.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: Eloquently eloquently in eloquent.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you're saying trimmed but not bear.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, all right, Reptile Convention.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 7: Our next lady is named Mikayla.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: And Morgan's they're asking the lady some questions and then
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: we got to figure out Bush or Bear.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: All Right, I'm here with Mikayla, MICHAELA. What are you
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: looking at here at the Reptile Convention?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 7: I am looking for gargoyle ge goos? Do you have
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 7: get goos? Already? I have a crusted get go at home.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 7: What's a crescent get go? They have really pretty eyelashes.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: They're known for being jumpy and they're just they're they
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: got dumb little faces.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 7: I love them. So what do you do for a living?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a receptionist at pet groomers.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 7: What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: My most recent crazy dream we were at like a
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: beach bar and somebody said something dumb and I just
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: started punching everybody and like knocking them out.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 7: I don't know why. What's your biggest goal in life?
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 7: To be happy? I just want to be happy with
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 7: my animals. That's it. Are you single?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 15: Married?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 7: Dating? I am very single? Are you on the dating apps?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 7: I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 7: Why are you regretting it?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 18: Man?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 7: Nobody wants something real on there.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: They just want to touch you.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 7: So in your bio and Tender, what does this say?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: First thing it says is no hookups and no friends
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: a father, and then in parentheses it's four snakes, a gecko,
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: a cat, a bunny, and a dog.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: The guy can be perfect, But what's something you just
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: absolutely know for you?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be your whole personality down below?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 7: Are you Bush or Bear?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 17: Sorry?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: Rick, she's anti weed, basically anti hookup, and so that
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: that's leading you which way?
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 6: Bear Bear?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 10: I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 10: just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: She's Bear Bear, I'm going Bush. She seems to have
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 6: So Bush I'm getting, I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 6: could very easily be Bush with a lot of this stuff.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 6: Like you know, Greg was just saying, I but no
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: interest in gun instinct, says Sammy Bear Bear, Sea Bass.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Her and her acrested get go? Are bushy? Oh?
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 6: This is that the reptalk mentioned Bush or Bear? Mikayla
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 6: down below?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 7: Are you Bush or Bear?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow,
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: because bald it's just itches, I get ingrowns, and then
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: full bush it's just there's too much hair. So I
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: give my the permanent five o'clock shadow.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: Before you haven't heard five o'clock shadow. Not for you,
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: not for that, I mean just to me, that just
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: means stubble.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 6: But yeah, are not stubble.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, like like a number like
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: a half on your.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, like that would be it's just.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 6: Long enough not to be itchy.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you guys would know better.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 6: Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah. After about a week, it actually starts to hurt.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: It's weird, really facial hair. I think it's like after
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 5: a week.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, to me, has to get longer in order to
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: know for the Sometimes it can not hurt, but.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: You know, it's not ing grounds. It's just it's almost
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: like it's.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 6: Like too thick, too curious, too almost like too heavy
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: to where it's like pulling on the skin in a way.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know how to describe uncomfortable. I would I
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 6: want to use.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: It's not pain, it's not it doesn't hurt.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: It actually just hurts touching it.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 14: Brush it is it because it gets kind of brush it.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 6: You can never get it madded.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: I just you know, I don't know.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, but there is that you know where you
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 6: go from like just the five o'clock shadows double kind
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 6: of thing, and then there's that middle part where it's
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 6: itchy you're like, oh man, and then it grows out
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 6: just another day or two longer, and then you're fine,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 6: and then you're in the clear.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 7: Just power through.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're you're You're good. I mean I could see
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 6: where you wouldn't want you want to we was, you know,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 6: scratching your mound all day?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 8: Lady?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 13: Like?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 10: No?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 5: I get all right?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 15: One more for.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 6: The reptile convention? Bush or bear? Who's this person's is Shira?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: Shira?
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 7: Okay? So I'm here with Shira okay? And what are
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 7: you doing here?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 19: I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 7: I have enough. How many do you have at home?
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 7: I don't want to say more than ten or less
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 7: than ten.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 19: Less than ten, But it depends on if you're counting
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 19: invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 19: more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 7: So are you single?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 15: Married?
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 7: Dating?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: Single?
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 7: So is that part of your you know spiel?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: When you meet a guy's like, hey, I have all
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: these lizards and cockroaches.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 19: Yes, So the biggest thing with guys is they usually
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 19: don't like snakes, and I have snakes, and I have
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 19: snake tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like,
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  Speaker 19: oh my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to
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  Speaker 19: come anywhere near your snakes, And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
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  Speaker 10: It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are
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  Speaker 10: afraid of snakes.
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  Speaker 5: Like that news to me. I don't mean would, but.
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  Speaker 7: Probably more scared of snakes than bugs.
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  Speaker 10: I totally disagree. Really really yeah, I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't think guys are afraid of either one except for Greg.
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  Speaker 10: Greg's you know me personally, I much of the holder
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  Speaker 10: snake than a bug. Really, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Guard onto the next.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 19: I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them,
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  Speaker 19: was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I
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  Speaker 19: have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals,
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  Speaker 19: if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.
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  Speaker 7: How many tattoos do you have? Too many to count?
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  Speaker 7: And what's your dream job?
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  Speaker 19: I love working with animals. I actually this year started
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  Speaker 19: working at an animal shelter, so I get to help
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 19: animals every single day and help people do what's best
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 19: for their animals.
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  Speaker 7: I think that's kind of like my dream job. What's
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: your favorite fast food joint? Probably in and out? And
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 7: then one last question? Are you bush or bear?
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  Speaker 3: I love the bridge.
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  Speaker 6: How many tattoos would you? I mean, just looking at her.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, covered, I wouldn't have been able to I'm getting.
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  Speaker 6: I think people have got a lot of tattoos. I
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  Speaker 6: mean they they'll keep the skin clear so you can
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  Speaker 6: really kind of see the tattoos.
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  Speaker 10: It's a good point.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and very in tune with her body.
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  Speaker 10: She had a bushy voice to me though, she does
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  Speaker 10: have a bushy voice.
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  Speaker 6: That's true. I did think about here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just going but from now on.
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  Speaker 6: Said, unless they have alopecia, these are all bushes on
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: the on the text is the reptiles. All right, I'll say, uh,
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  Speaker 6: I'll say.
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  Speaker 3: Bear, bear, bush, bear up?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Sheer a butcher bear. Are you bush or bear?
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  Speaker 2: Depends on how I'm feeling, so for the majority of
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  Speaker 2: the time, I.
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  Speaker 19: Mean when I was younger, I would say bear, Older,
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  Speaker 19: I get bush.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever use stencils like I have a coworker
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: the holidays and like do funny stuff like that.
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  Speaker 19: No, that's too much good for her, but that's too
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 19: much for me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it really takes a commitment. You got be like
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 6: really in the Christmas crafty like the missile to pretty.
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  Speaker 7: She used to be Bear but now.
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  Speaker 6: Older, now it's Bush.
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  Speaker 7: So good job, guys. Thank you Hard.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: Morgan.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 6: Thank you for all the commitment.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 7: Of course you enjoyed that butterfly.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much driving back and forth the gifts
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: that she brought.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 6: So we're talking men around the busher Bear. All right,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 6: more wood shows next.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: Hang up the Woody Show.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: Well, Medicine bort are gonna be out today between one
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 6: and three pm. They're gonna be at Raising Knes in Downey.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 6: They're on on telegraph, a new one, the brand new
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 6: Raising Kings. So go see Medicine board and win some
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 6: stuff being park tickets, conch tickets, all that kind of stuff.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: They're at the Raising Knes in Downy.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 6: Location can be found on our events tab. They're at
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 6: the woodieshow dot com. It's a busy day. We're doing
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 6: the show. We've got a bunch of stuff after the
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 6: show today with a meeting. It's an all staff meeting,
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 6: so you know, Booker and Striker and christ everybody's gonna
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 6: be there.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: A meeting to talk about alter ego.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 6: Would you have a chance to win your tickets every
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 6: hour today all the way through seven pm, so we'll
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: all find out what we're supposed to be doing at
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 6: Alter Egan. All right, welcome back. We got the phones
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 6: open as always, text flowing in over to two two
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  Speaker 6: on social media. Look for us there at the Woody Show.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 6: So Greg is planning. Are you allowed to talk about
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 6: your parents? Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't know if it was,
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 6: like Greg's all excited for I'm so his parents are
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 6: having their sixtieth anniversary.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 10: That's amazing.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 6: And do you think they still enjoy having sex with
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 6: each other? Like after sixty years, Greg.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: They've only had sex twice right their entire life ever,
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: Oh god.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 6: They've only had sex twice this morning.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I can no.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 5: So, like of all people, my mom said to me,
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 5: she said, you know what, we got our sixtieth coming up.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: Let she said, hoop instead of whoop, let's hoop it up.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 5: Let's hoop it up. So we are gonna go see them.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 5: We booked a hotel for the entire weekend. Yeah, you know,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: like rooms right near each other. Dinner plans were flying
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: in some friends of theirs to visit, and we're gonna
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 5: make an entire weekend out of it to hoop it
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 5: up for their sixtieth anniversary. And my mom said, I'm
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: so glad you're on board with that idea. And I said,
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: this sounds like something I would have proposed, and you
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 5: would have said, no, everything I proposed to them. Well,
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 5: let's just go out to dinn.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 6: So what does that mean? So what are you gonna do.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 6: You're staying at this hotel.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, not much beyond that, but at least
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 5: we're flying in, getting this hotel, staying, making a whole
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 5: weekend out of it. This is my mom's favorite place,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 5: right on in the ocean. And then and then the
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 5: rooms have fireplaces, and it's like and then we can
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 5: meet up in your room, and then you can meet
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 5: up in our room, and then we can go out
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: to dinner, and then afterwards we could have like, what
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 5: would it be called an after.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 6: Party in our room.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 5: And oh, and then in the morning we can meet
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: for Bloody Mary's at the bar, and then we can
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: go to the beach, and then we can figure out, Oh, let's.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: Go to sushi. Let's do that. Yeah, that's cool. What
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: kind of drugs are we talking?
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 20: I know.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: AFTERPA, and then I said, you know what, I don't
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: want to do it for one night, Let's do it
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: for two. Yeah, let's stay for two. Why not Normally
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: they would be like nope, uh uh one night, that's it. Yeah,
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: if they even agreed to school. So it's next middle
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 5: of sixty years, six years.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 14: Do you think that your yoloing is now rubbing off.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 7: On your parents?
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe?
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 14: Okay, maybe it might be the year of Yellow for
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 14: them as well.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: See what's possible.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: It's all working out.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 6: My grandparents, your parents are still together, Yes, I know.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 6: I just know very few people who their parents are.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: Still with the birds like they're the original, like.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 6: Your your biological mom and dad are still together.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 3: I hardly know any It's pretty rare. It is sixty
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 3: years now.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: Great.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: I was like the hit of the family because I
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: put a video together for my grandparents' sixtieth I don't know,
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: like how much stuff you might have with existing footage
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: like photo just like photos, like I could do a slide.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 5: I could do that, but I might have to enlist
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 5: your help. Okay, yeah, no, that could do that. I
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: phone basically do it for you now anyways, that's true,
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: make a slide show or whatever.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 6: Greg's parents are the are the sweetest people. His mom's
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 6: great dad is hilarious. Yeah, they're not bad like I mean,
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 6: not like comedian. Find like like I enjoyed having a conversation.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 6: He's just so like you know, direct and matter of
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 6: fact and you know, just uh kind, just I don't know.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 6: It's his, it's his. It's his. It's his vibe and demeanor.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 6: That's true. Like I find him entertaining. I enjoy to
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 6: give you an idea of my dad's vibe. Out of
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 6: the clear blue. Yesterday he texted me. To be is
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 6: oh sorry, to do is to be Nietzsche. To be
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 6: is to do can't do be Doobie Doo Sinatra.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 5: That's the part of.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know that. So, Hi, bro, just classic?
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 5: Did I ask you for quotes?
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 6: Well, congratulations to your parents.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 5: Will pass on your regards.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 6: It would have been nice to be invited. You know
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 6: what I'm saying. Guys, But I guess, I guess, yeah,
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 6: next time, I guess.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 5: I know for a fact you will be at a
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 5: certain concert that night.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, is that the Deaf Leopard Weekend Yeah, my
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 6: wife and I are going with another couple to go
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 6: see Deaf Leopard. Hell yeah, brother, they're doing a thing
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 6: at Caesar's in Vegas.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 5: So you're gonna hoop it up.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna hoop it up. We're gonna be animals, porn,
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 6: sugar and yeah, it's gonna be hysteric.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: Will be a good week.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 6: I don't worry, Greg, I'll be two steps behind. Okay, good,
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 6: We're gonna take a quick break more when he show's
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 6: coming up. Papers join fun. And that's it for Tuesday, everybody. Well,
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 6: we're back tomorrow though. Okay, I'm gonna keep this one
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 6: extra short. We're back tomorrow. Anything you got for between
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 6: now and the tomorrow, you believe one thing after Howard
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 6: voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie thought as follow
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 6: us on social media at the Woody Show. How's that
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 6: for short?
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 3: That's wow? Yeah, very you know about the podcast?
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 6: You know where to find that tomorrow front Road tickets
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 6: seven o'clock hour, yepronego perfect. Oh we'll have a hammer
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 6: and Hank and half picked on. Yeah, what do you show?
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 5: Crossfire?
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 6: What else do you need to know?
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 10: That's it everything?
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 6: Probably just the parting words of wisdom, probably which you
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 6: got there, Greg Gory.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 5: For some reason, I thought you would like this, Woody.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 5: You didn't get ghosted, you got freed. Oh you saw that,
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 5: and I thought, damn, that speaks to me. Yeah, they
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 5: didn't ghost before and in retrospect, I got freed exactly.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 5: So I like that. You didn't get ghosted, you got freed.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 10: I like that.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 6: I mean when you think about, uh, you know our
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 6: breakup rules. When my breakup rule for people, you get
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 6: a day to feel sad and sorry for yourself for
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: every year you were together, especially if they're the ones
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 6: who broke up with you, Like, why are you crying
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 6: and feeling so miserable for yourself over someone who's telling
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 6: you they don't want to be didn't want to have someone?
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 6: So if this person ghosted, you have some respect for
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 6: yourself and just you know.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: What, thank you, Right, you got freed.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 5: You got to look at it differently, you do, and
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: if you don't see it now, you will someday.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 6: There's another one I saw that said nobody says, oh, man,
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 6: you know what, I really wish I would have fired
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 6: that person later.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 6: Know I should have done that soon or I was
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 6: watching some business podcast and this guy, I forget his name,
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 6: dorky looking guy, a little round like uh, look like
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 6: Einstein glasses.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 6: Anyway, if I find I'll post that on our social
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 6: media as well. Really good nuggets of knowledge out there, guys,
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 6: make you a happier person. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 6: Thank you so much for giving the woo he shows
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 6: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 6: love it to appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 6: you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 6: Have a great day. S M D double M.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch,