Daily Comedy Brief · October 12th

Storyflo Comedy — Daily Comedy Brief · Oct 12, 2026 · 3m

From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Hey, it's Wit. October 12th. Seven in comedy — pour the coffee, this gets weird fast. Let's get into it. First, from The Hard Times. Opinion: If You Want to Fuck My Daughter, You’re Gonna Have to Fuck Me First. A father lays out his unconventional expectations for any young man hoping to date his daughter. He humorously suggests that if a guy wants to take her out, he first has to "take him to bed," outlining a series of absurd requirements that include dinner at California Pizza Kitchen, a peek into the guy's home, and even a playful romp with…