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🔮 Anomaly Alert! The Wildest Cards in Prophetic Visions Revealed · Archons Corner

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: We're gonna find out though, right, and we being neutral good,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: We can be whatever kind of good you want to be, sir, chaotic,
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: it's your show. I only live here, so, but.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody? I am the one, the only, the w O
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: O K I E joined here. We only have one
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: misfit today we lost all the other misfits. One's in Alaska.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: One we don't know where he is. But one's in Alaska.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's in Baltimore yet.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now where is Yeah? What is he doing
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: this weekend? He's doing? He said he's already in Baltimore.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Or maybe he's checking out the bar for us.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: That would make sense on how he knows where all
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: the good bars are. But we'll get into Baltimore in
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Today we're gonna go over We're gonna score.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe he secretly.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: That would be kind of cool, I guess. But today
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go over all the pointless cards. It's right,
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: all the anomalies. You're probably only looking for one maybe two.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure are any of these any good?
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Of these? Yes, the reprints, I was gonna say, the
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: two reprints. You got one of these, so you can
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: tell us about how pointless this card.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, was terrible. Let's start with Onto Gogy.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Not a clue is on to go onto Gogy. He's
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: a four power two armor alien cyborg. Play you may
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: graft an enemy creature onto on a Gooky. After rep
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: deal damage to each creature equal to the power of
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: the creature grafted onto onto Goky.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: Actually, this card's pretty good, right, It's play creature control.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: An a pip of Ember and and you get to
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: deal some damage. Now, it all depends on what's on
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: the board.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: Graft isn't out of play zone, right, Yes, I'm pretty sure,
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: like a ward prevents a graft. Why would award prevent
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: a graph because board prevents moving to an out of
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: play zone like going to our chives are getting purged.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: We need another flow chart. Yeah, I suppose it would,
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: but that's.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: Not that important. But you know what it doesn't prevent is, uh,
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: it can totally a ghost formed card that.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Well, because it's indestructible.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: Right. Ghost form makes everything indestructible, which just can't be
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: destroyed or dealt damage, and this is doing neither of
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: those things.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Can you can bounce a ghost form card then yes.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: Yep, ye can you yep?
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's just indestructible. Yes, okay, well either.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this card's pretty pretty good, like you would take
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: one of these and any deck you cant Plus, he's
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: a four to two and then he can and do
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: stuff afterwards. He seems like he's like a five.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that five. We actually agree on
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: something weird, so no need to go into much there.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: We go into Cosmic Crux six power Dragon. Someone tells
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: me we might see him next set after a player
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: already as a creature, deal one, deal one damage to it. Yeah, yep,
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: he reads for an ember. He's pretty mid three according
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: according to the chart we have, he is. I believe
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: three is okay average. I think he's average.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: After a player this supposed both said that just seems
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: weird reading after a player ready is a creature, not
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: not just after a creature ready, Yep, it's after a
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: player ready as a creature.
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: I just realized this goes both ways.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this goes both ways.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: This is like it this is a two now Yeah, hm, okay,
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: we're blowing through these. This is I thought it would
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: be ghost for him. You know what, you love it
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: the creature is in vulnerable, cannot be doubt, cannot be
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: destoried or doult damage.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: We don't have to We don't have to redo them.
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't want to read you ghosts? For I
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: was gonna give ghost form a six.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: Ghost form is still a six ghost form with stupid
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: atrocity as a seventy two.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes and yes, help from another self? Is this
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: bound with Omega TT? This sure is all right? So
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: help from another self? Search your deck and discard pile
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: for a variant creature, reveal it and put it into
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: your hand. You do get a pip of ember every
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: time you play it. I'm trying to get what sight
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: What do you have? Omega TT? Up? Yeah?
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: What does Mega TT do?
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: Omega TT is an amber pipped creature two power human variant,
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: and it says play purge two cards from a discard
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: pile action shuffle Omega TT into its owner's deck time Traveler,
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: but instead of cards, you get to which but it's
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: not in furnace. They're not losing amber. It's just purging
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: two cards and it's not optional, and you have to
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: pick one player and for two cards from it. Pete
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: had this the other day and was playing it. This
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: does not hit nearly as hard as Time Traveler. Yeah,
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: it's still a good card. But the fact that you
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: get the helpful future self help from another self Yeah,
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: now no, this also is not helpful futureself. It does
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: not shuffle your discard.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: In I was just say, it doesn't shuffle anything.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this, I actually don't really care for this. I
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, purge two cards from a disk card pile
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: that can be pretty powerful and.
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: Be pretty powerful, but the fact that you get both
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: of these cards, I don't actually think this is that
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: powerful of a pair. It's okay, it's like twos or threes.
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: Threes do they automatic put them as a pair, so
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: it gets like three if I remember right, you score
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: one card and then the other, and it carries like
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: the value for both. I don't remember when these thing was,
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: but these are not great.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: It's a three. It's average. Okay, I'm not turning them down.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: There are cards in the set that you're like, no, no,
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: you can hold it. You can hold onto those, and
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: then this is this seems like, okay, I'm not going
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: to turn it down. I don't think I'm searching out
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: for them they're good, great or I'm chasing, but they're average.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: They seem fine, right. It reaps for a number, probably
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: because once it hits the field, it's kind of a
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: non threat. It it's purged two cards, it's fine. I
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: think it's a three.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: What are you going with? Yeah? Three spot, all right,
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: it's a freakin They don't show up that much, so
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: they don't really matter.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: This is also true Ignitis another dragon. Why is our
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: kind kind of being so slow?
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: It's like everyone, I don't know why you heard, Like
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: I see all these cards just fine.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: I see them just fine too, But every time I
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: try to go back and forth, it doesn't want to react.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Ignitus four power one armored Dragon again another creature. I
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: think you'll see next set game splash attack X, where
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: X is the number of exhausted creatures. This seems like
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: exhaust It seems like poop.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Like I could ignite this card and never see it.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: But it's what like splash I mean I think it's
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: better than one. Yes, it's below app bridge, I think
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: because like the splash attack, what how many creatures are
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: you going to?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Actually?
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: I mean I guess we don't know what the next
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: set is. But how many creatures are you actually going
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: to have exhausted?
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard rumors there's a lot of exhaustion in
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: the new set. It's gonna be super lame and boring.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Yeah, we agree upon a two and
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: move to info. Well, we don't need to go in
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: answer right.
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: Back, same craft.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: It always was still not good, still not great, a
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: little slow, Yeah, and then a lateral Shift is back
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: that still stays a six.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: That card's bonkers.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: That card is bananas.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Although like lateral shift as an anomaly rare, But then
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: they put in the Shadows one that like, lets you
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: look at the top three cards of their deck in
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: play one, or there's now just a Saurian wild word
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: hold the top of their deck, Like lateral Shift just
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: has company now, and those cars have pips on them too.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: I still like lateral Shift is still a six.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Weel Shift is still a memeless is back in his zac.
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: Everyone's favorite Nizak is to be forgotten.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Oh man, at least days a one perfect the constant.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to get this this anomaly this
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: week in our sealed event, you do get a pip
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: a vember for your sorrow. Each player skips their draw
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: cards step at the start of your turn, remove a
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: time counter from the constant, then destroy it. If there
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: are no time counters on it, play put two time
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: counters on the constant.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, put two times counters on it. Yeah, then you
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: skip your draws. You skip your draw step. Then your
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: opponent has a bigger hand and you didn't drop, which
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: is whatever. And then your opponent skips their draw step okay,
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: and then it loses a time counter. You skip, they skip,
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: so you both skipped too, and then it loses the
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: time counter and.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Then okay, then you finally get to fill. This card sucks.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: This card is that you don't.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Draw first, or like you lose the draw first. Seems
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: it's terrible counter intuitive. It is off good. This is
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: a zero. This is a zero. If I I like like,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, let's see how this card plays.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: The only thing it did it get it gave uh
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: mister perfect information to be like, Oh, so I got
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: to stretch my cards out and got to basically just
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: do what he wanted to do because he knew he
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: had to stretch his cards out for the next two turns. Oh,
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: but you know you have to stretch your cards out too.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: This is true, but like, I mean, I agree this
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: card is bad, and I don't while I don't see
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: why slowly the game down in this manner is good,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Like where is this good? Like if you have this
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: stack and you have for of those exhaust and draw
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: so you can still be drawing.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: His idea was like, you have a dominant board and
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: then you just don't let them play cards. I'm like,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: well they still like it doesn't really stop much like yeah,
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: I get to reap. I just I don't see where
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: I'm making fold. But you also have to have the
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: dominant board, which is not really a guarantee. And this
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: this card was terrible. I hated it. It's a zero.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: So let's see here the new anomalies, another graft, one
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: where they actually made it good. There's a lot of ground,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: but also kind of confusing. A bad dragon who deals
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: damage for readying, ignite us, who errs about being things exhausted,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: the concept that just us, we're not actually drawing cards,
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: we're slowing the game down. And wait, what's this next
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: piece of joke?
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Oh thermal depletion play, Oh why don't we give in
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: the constant one zero I gave it a zero. I
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: would I would run away from this card, like, this
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: is a discard for me almost all the time.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: All right, So you're gonna give it a zero. I'm
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: gonna e walk this one. I'm giving it a one
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: because it has an amber pit. They give it a two.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Thermal depletion says play until the start of your next turn,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: creatures cannot ready. So your creatures don't ready, and then
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: their creatures are already, and then you're like, we've had
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: this card, except it's only their creatures don't ready, and
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: this is terrible because you lose two activations with it
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: because your creatures don't ready at the end of your
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: ready step, then their's don't ready, and then you're still
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: without creatures at the start of your style.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, but so is your opponent. Like it's it's
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: the same burden for both of you. But we've already
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: had this card, I'm pretty sure with an amber pip
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: and only prevents your opponents from writing this card blow
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: hard enough. This is another zero for me. I mean, like,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: if you don't have creatures, this card gets a little better.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: But also, no amber pip. I'm with you, this card
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: is bad.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Bad yeah, zero one okay, and then time quakes back.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, never did much Taroc He's new create previewed, right,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: but was he previewed?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I don't remember six power Dragon sage. After we choose
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: a creature until the start of your next turn, that
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: creature gains in vulnerable. It cannot be dealt damage or destroyed,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: but it can be bounced.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's okay, he's big, he's got a good reep effect.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like he's average, maybe a little above average.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I think he's a three perfect. We did that in
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: record times. See how easy this is. And we all
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: agreed because we don't have a wok here. This was
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: an amazing all right, that was here?
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Good night everybody? Here, ah here, here are These were
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: not already populated into the sheet we score on.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I had to add them.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: So I added them as antigogie Okay, sucky dragon, sucky dragon. Yeah,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: that's failed traveler, Yeah, fail dragon, yeah, constantly lame burn
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: me please, and Tarak sounds good to me that that's
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: the rename of these cards. They're like prophecies. These are
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: like that's I have. I've turned these into prophecy names.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Well, you and I did we did? We tried prophetic vision,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: sealed alliance. I feel like your night was a little
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: better than mine by a letter. I mean a lot.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I got. It was bad enough. I don't remember already.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I got much of nothing. I've come to love the gopher.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: That's about it. But let me tell you I'm not
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: a huge fan of this. You have to use the prophecy.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: You have to use the pair of prophecies from one
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: of the deck.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Like you automatically, like, go to the exactly what I
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: told you would never be the rules, And you're like,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: those should be the rules, they should be. That's never No,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: that's never going to be the rules. Why.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I don't understand what's the reasoning beyond it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Because it just adds another layer of complexity that somebody
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: asks to sit there and validate.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: So I had said that you should be able to
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: use whatever prophecy you want from from you know, obviously,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: because the rule with wall was you had to use
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: you had to use one of the tokens from one
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: of the decks that you used. You couldn't take one
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: from one deck that you couldn't use. But now you
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: have to take the pair from one of the decks
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: you use, but you're not able to take like this
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: prophecy from this deck and this prophecy from this deck.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: And I guess the big thing was is they didn't
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: want doubling up of prophecies, which is fine. You just
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: say you can't double up on a prophecy. I think
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: that's I think that's easy enough to say you may
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: pick one prophecy from each you may not, you may
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: not repeat prophecies.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Players couldn't even handle picking a token from a deck
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: from a pond they use it without throwing that fault.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: You're right, it's not your fault. But the people who
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: have to make the tournament rules have to deal with
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: that stuff.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I I guess I I I did not
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: find any of what you just told me difficult.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I I'm with you. What I think we
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: should be able to do is take all of the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: prophecy cards we have and we get to make to
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: two sided prophecies by putting him into sleeves. You play
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: with any too you want, like I'm and you can't
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: have any duplicates. Like I'm with you. I think that's
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: what we should have done with them. But that was
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: never going to be the case, and you know, god
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: honest truth. Even doing that, it doesn't really matter because
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: so many of the profecis are so bad. Well that's
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: the point. Like, but you get you get six bad
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: prophecy cards in three deaths, and it doesn't matter if
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you even have choice, because they're all bad. But I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: could either got a good one and you're gonna pick
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: that pod, or you got trick like.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: It, because like I really feel like there's only a
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: handful of good prophecies, Like that's it. I feel like
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you need the trust your feelings.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: The early bird was one? It's okay, I like the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: early bird. Yes, trust your feeling. Science point which one was?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Science point to Yes, that's the one you're on check right.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: To do?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I don't hold on, let me oh, science point to Yes.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: At the end of your opponent's turn, if they have
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the if they have ember and their pull equal to
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: or greater than the current key cost fulfill, yeah, that's fine.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: But like all the other prophecies are just straight garbage.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And if you can't find out that's what I told you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not disagreeing with you, but it's just a terrible experience.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: If you don't get one of those.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's PV. And then and then you get them,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: and then all your prophecies are pointless or your fake
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: cards are pointless, so it didn't matter anyways. And then
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: your opponent's sitting over there with all the good ones
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: and you're just like this, this is not fair, and
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: you're having the x Ray experience.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, x Ray, I can't.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I can't. You know, it's like they have if I
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: play creatures and you know, one of the other good ones,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: the house one of the house calling ones, and then
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: you're just like, I can't not do these things and
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: get to a winning game state. And then every time
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: you play a creature, they just have to destroyer purject
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: card and you're just like, this is fantastic. So then
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: you're answer as well, I gotta like wait until I
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: have two creatures so I can play the bad one
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: first and then play the good one second. And you're
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: so disrupted you're dead.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what you have to look forward to
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: come to Baltimore.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't hit those houses with the really crazy fads.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: So on our seal, it was a bunch of decent games.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: And then Sydney had trunks and just drunked people.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that car is. That's another card that seems like
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: it wasn't properly play tested.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like it got reworded somewhere wrong.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find it right now, because it's basically
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you get to wipe either wipe all the ember off
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: of a creature and put it back to the common supply,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: or you get the most powerful creature captures all your
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: opponent's amber. Yeah, which is the most powerful creature which
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: can be your opponents.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, exactly, And that that one is interesting in that,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: like this is not one of those cards where it's
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: always it's always good. Either you capture all their amber
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: and it's it's they're not forging, or it's even a
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: thousand times better. It's freaking super Tribute plus exile all
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: in one, right, Like it's just like here's all your
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: ember and your creature. Ah yeah, yeah, it's dumb and
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: another one, y know, they're just pointing out in our
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: chat the value of cover fire versus EP right ep
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: traditional decent amber control card of each player loses half
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: their amber rounding down and you get a change. Oh no,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: let's just make a common card in Shadows called cover
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Fire that says your opponent loses half their amber and
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: then you steal one. Yeah, lose half and you steal one.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And it's a common that comes in multiples, and it
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: doesn't have the chain that EP has. You don't lose
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: your amber. It's just a no. You're thinking of Hoodwink,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: which steals for each non Shadows card in your hand.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, which is an uncommon. Also it's just a
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: pretty good card. Now cover Fire is just a regular
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: O common says your opponent loses half their amber, rounding
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: down period, steal one. Yeah, I don't.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: No chain, right not you lose half, they lose half
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: and you steal one or something like. They're just like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: you know, EP Wasp slowed this game down, wasn't But
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: now cover Fire just like the fact that you lose
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: nothing in this exchange is just seems crazy.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: They have reworded a bunch of like Shadows cards too,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: because a bunch of them don't say steal anymore. They
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: say your opponent has to pay you.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's pay and lose and stuff. Yep. Just like
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: the logos cards don't say draw, they say put in
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: your hand like it's so weird. And then there's then
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: there's the bad prophecies that player off drawing and stealing,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: and then these cards don't actually draw or steal anymore.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: They get around the prophecies.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: A good time. It's I was trying to we were
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: talking about that one. I thought it was a logos
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: or a shadows card. Maybe it wasn't. What's the card
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that like, you don't every time you play a card,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you have to your opponent has to carfiers.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Not limited one.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's that. Yeah, covenous idol. No, no, that's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: not it. That's not it. That's not it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: It just it says every time your opponent plays a
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: card during the next and steal one.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Right, No, no, they discard a card every time you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: play it all. Oh, yeah, you play a card discard
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: d treachery artifact.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: That's also some crazy stuff. Yeah, curse loute.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know how good I feel like this is
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: the because once they have no cards, you get rid
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But so when you have a three two hand, right,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and you know, like I play my first card and
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I guess it's some random and then I play my
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: second card and it discards the third card from that house,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I still have a card in hand and I'm done, yep,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Like because like it, it has a chance of discarding
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: the same house it made. You may just be stuck
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: with that card for a real long time.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And I guess Atrocity War We're just gonna rename him
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: war Crimes does exist.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there are the the ability to unrespondable kind of
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: bonkers news of the really good cards in this set
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: are what makes it feel bad because you didn't open
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: a deck with any of the stuff and your opponent
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: has and you're just like, what do you what do you?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: What do you even do? You just go, yep, yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: you got way better cards than I did. And it's
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: you know, like we're using a one to six scale
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: based off of Chase, but on like a ARC or
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: a saff style scale, like like the difference in value
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: of some of these cards is like like the good
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: cards are like tens, you know, and the average cards
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: were playing with their threes and fours, but then there's
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: these ten value cards that show up and deck and
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: it only takes one or two tens to just totally
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: swing again.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Turn one Atrocity is pretty brutal.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just I don't even like trying to
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: deal with a troscity. I'm just like, I'm just gonna
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: let it happen, see what goes on. I almost I
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: almost pulled off a steal the atrocity with some sorying creature.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I had the fight and then you after fight, you
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: put the top card from the discard into play on
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: your side, so it's gonna be able to fight the atrocity.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: And then I had my own scut them to put
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: on it. That would have fun.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to give it so it doesn't forget.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: To deal with once it gets yeah, like and there
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: is somebody's talk about it. Apparently there is a atrocity
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: scut them whatever stupid card is, I'm already out of it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: You're already out of it, ghost warm atrocity scutam decks.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh sweet. So you can't deal with damage and it's
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: super big and it's just hard to deal with cool.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, we can talk a little bit
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: about Portland, but they haven't released an article for Portland yet.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Wow, I mean, didn't we already talk about Portland a
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: little bit?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: We did, but we didn't really get into like we
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: didn't get to get into the deck breakdowns and whatnot.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, so I think Paris is going on right now,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and Para sealed, Para sealed Finish, it was PV, it
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: was PV over there.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost, say it's almost we've probably well for sure, probably.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Probably that makes okay, We'll just say, well, we'll run
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: with it, because I didn't think we heard anything about
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: it was going to be it was. I haven't seen
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: anything announced, but I believe it is likely. I mean,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't see why it wouldn't be. They pretty much, Well,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: hold on, when did they because the TRG was just
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: on the first All these are just updates. Never mind
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: it was June nineteenth, was the official update.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's definitely legal for there. It's also legal for
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Paris and some interesting things in there. They had a
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: so Paris was scheduled differently. Right on Friday, they ran
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: pretty much the whole Lions tournament. They did. They ran
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: all Thellians on Friday, and then they ran Sealed Alliance Saturday,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: and then Sunday is ARCA, right, that's how they're running it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: So they had thirty eight people play in Alliance and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I saw in the Paris somebody's like, oh, look at
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Alliance getting that show, and it's like, yeah, that's what
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: happens when you don't compete it against something else like
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Keyfards you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Can play, right. We saw that, We saw what it
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: was a stacked event. Everyone played it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that's that's what happens because it's the only
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: key Fords to play. You give them any other option
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: and it's going to not have some players.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Well here anyways, here's your official TRG clarification update for
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: those of you wondering. Okay, the official tournament rules governed
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: this YadA YadA TRG does several things. It describes the
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: roles at a keyboards event, outlies code of conduct which
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: participants must adhere, specific materials players must provide. Just reading
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the article word for word again pretty much. Ghost Galaxies
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: updated the TRG on June nineteenth, twenty twenty five, to
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: make the upcoming Keyboards Prophetic visions legal for tournament play.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And listening to the community comments and reading the document,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: we noticed that an important clarification about prophecy cards in
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: the Alliance sealed formats was missing from the update upload document.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: We have updated the document. To the correct version because
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the clarification was intended to be included in the June
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: nineteenth update, is considered to have the same effect and date,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: therefore effective immediately. And that was that was just how
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: to pick them, right, let's backdate it. Yep, so the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: way you pick prophecies is effective immediately. And then I
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: guess July first was the official release of Prophetic Visions?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Does this even matter anymore? July eighteenth, uh eighteenth? Yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: it was the official official twenty twenty five release. Does
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: this even matter anymore? Does what people actually care about
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the official release anymore?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Now? Nobody cares? Because I mean people, like if you
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: follow people online, people online still have this like, well,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: it can't be legal until it's released the store, because
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: well that's how some other game did it. It's like,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: but that's never been the roles with key forde. So
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: why would I mean, like people, but people still have
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: this like assumption that like until it's retail release happens,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: that stuff isn't legal. But that's this is not how
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: key ford works. It has never worked that way. You know,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: they did they have actually they did actually add it
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: to the TRG whatever to trgs ago where there was
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: you know, like it has to be in this list
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: and it's effective fourteen days after we've made this thing.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: But up until that, to trg's ago, there was nothing
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: about set legality in anything. It was legal, and there
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: was nothing. Was there even anything that specifically said like
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Menagerie wasn't tournament legal. I don't know if it was.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: That would be funny to go back and look.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I think that stated that Menagerie wasn't legal.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if it was in the TRG
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: like we all understood it was not a problem. But
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: you know, just from my technicality thing, I wonder if
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: it was it. I don't remember.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Why did you this sooner? I would have bought a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I would have bottom Anagerie deck could be like show
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: me where it says that, yeah, show me, Oh you
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: don't have one, and guess you have to let me
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: play it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not how the rules set in this works.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: That's not how anything. Yes, and then uh, yeah, we
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: got our fine, do we when do we get this?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: June twenty seventh, they released an article for KEYBOARDE Celebration.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but going back to Paris, so they ran Alliance
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: thirty eight players two of the top eight decks were
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: PV nice in a thirty in a thirty eight player field,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: and apparently they were built like on site or the
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: day before, from freshly open stuff. So it wasn't even
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: like tried and true.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: It was just well, I wonder how many Well I
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: don't know because we didn't really follow Paris all too much, oops.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Have you.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much they knew before they were coming.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Did they know like this will be new? Well, like
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: because like, okay, so a lot of the time. So
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: we came into Roseville right and we knew, okay, this
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: day will be sealed, and then they.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Had announced what their event schedule.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Was they did Okay, I didn't know. Again, I wasn't
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: paying attention because like we we were on pittons and needles, like, oh,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: are they going to stack them? Are they going to
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: do how are they going to do it? Because I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: knew they didn't have enough players too. It was done
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: and sorted like it had been announced. It was Day
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: one is alliance, Day two is sealed, Day three as
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: arka okay, because we we we never know until we
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: get there. Sometimes it feels like they were kind of
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like oh because then they did that.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: What Well, that's only because the player count was so small.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: They also were doing a much better job if you'd
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: been paying attention. In the Paris chat, we were getting
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: updates in there of approximate tickets sold, so we knew
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: there were enough players coming that it didn't matter anymore.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I'm still gotta buy my ticket to Baltimore.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oops.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: If I do that now, Huh.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're going to tell you. No. I
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: don't think they would either. But yeah, that was interesting.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: It was PV but ultimately harmed with g R with
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a cult Bria Walck of some sort pulled out the
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: vault tour win and then uh infected virus virus infection,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: virus infection won, the sealed. I don't know what shenanigans
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: he was running. And arc On is tomorrow, so who
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: knows what's happening there, but it will be the first
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: TV arc on fields, so we will see.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, here it is. I was like, wait, no, this
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: is is it games and stuff? That where I'm looking
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: for Baltimore is games and stuff? Yeah, Baltimore, Maryland. Okay,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not up. I'm not up to date on all
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: this stuff.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I've never.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I have never traveled outside of I guess Roosevelt to
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: ever do anything like this, So it's been my first time.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta walk into how we just assume.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: You're an adult and you can figure it out.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: And I need supervision.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: So let me tell you, we don't have EWA, so
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: there will be no supervision.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: No, what do we what are we gonna do? Well,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have fun. I don't know what you're gonna do.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I get lost, I might get lost. Who's gonna make
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: sure I'm where I'm supposed to be? This is terrible?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: You? Yeah me? So I still can't reorder PV even
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: for the eighteenth. That's annoying.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: That's fun. But we got Baltimore Predictions. I want to
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: get the chat involved in this one because we have
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: two people in the chat that are extraordinarily voistreous about
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: what they think is going to happen. So we'll start
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: with sealed. Who's what's gonna win? Sealed?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Will it be?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Will it be prophetic visions? I think it will be.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: That's kind of kind of the choice. I know it was.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It was just a joke, Okay, So.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Will it be Shadows sanctum diss or will it be
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: soorium sanctum.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Logos mm hmm. I feel like neither is the correct answer.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Oh man, they still asked me what tournament I'm playing in.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I will play and sealed and I am undecided.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Whatever makes your life difficult.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna play. If I'm being honest, like,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it's still got time to uh, you know, make up
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: my mind, which I really haven't yet and confirmed.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm I mean, I just just TRNK. It'sr
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: t r e n.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Kid Shrink's uh tranks. It's not his chat what is it?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: It's his creed Trnk's creed and it has an amber
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: pip on it too, just to add.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: That, just to add a little bit more into it.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see they really did they even this?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: When they took up the number, they just gave me
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: an order numbers, So I don't know how many people
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: are there.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel obligated to play n No Alliance
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: because I don't have because I don't have that trophy.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Interesting, I've already done the other two. You're just trying
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: to collect the trophies.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go for you could play Unill have to hook
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: me up.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I I kind of want to play Alliance too,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: although I really don't have a reason to play Alliance.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I'm only going like things. Is it weird we're only
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: going The real reason we're all going is Sealed?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Is that strange? That's like?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: That's that that seems like the trophy to win? I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: really I really couldn't. I really could not care less
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: about you.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Very excited to win.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Either, but I feel I feel like the real prize
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: is the sealed. That's that's I really feel like that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, I I would be stoked to win, but
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm I'm really good at taking second place,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: as I've proven again well now that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Second place is valuable. Hasn't been getting there second place?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Second place is good enough.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: That's what they call me, good old Wookie, just good enough.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: It was better than what I used to be, which
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: was not quite good enough.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Not quite good enough. So what set will we take?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Arkan R.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I'm still going with GR, still taking GR and what's
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: gonna win? Alliance? No idea great super I actually don't
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: know either, AOA. That's what I'm going with AOA is
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: gonna win alliance PV PV. Oh man, you're giving into
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: the haters because right now x Ray can't like PV
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  Speaker 1: is x Ray's boogeyman, right he cannot seem to beat
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  Speaker 1: it with a deck that I don't even know if
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  Speaker 1: it's good enough to take to a Vault tour.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that deck is good enough to take to a
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  Speaker 2: vault tour. You keep looking at l don't you even
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  Speaker 2: talk about.
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  Speaker 1: De good enough to go to a I am a weird,
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  Speaker 1: degenerate player.
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  Speaker 2: What decker?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: What deck do you think he's talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He's talking about his stupid dual artifact deck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's good. But it's slow.
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  Speaker 2: You guys need to relearn what slow is.
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  Speaker 1: This is as slow as slow walk when you land yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when you you have to land it though, but it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: That's how disruption and control works. You land it, then
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  Speaker 2: you win. It's fine that it's not as fast.
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  Speaker 1: And like I told him, well while you're still trying
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  Speaker 1: to land it, I'm being paired against my next opponent
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  Speaker 1: opponent with my GR deck maybe more than I mean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you if you land it fast.
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  Speaker 2: Your your current GR deck is like a coin flip
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  Speaker 2: on if it even fires just for you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a current ale are current?
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  Speaker 2: Uh like real art?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Conduck? Like? I have al and that's it and it
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  Speaker 1: is a one trick pony, my friend. If you don't know,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I have a deck named L E E L H.
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  Speaker 1: It is a double key abduction. Uh, double key abduction?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Is it vodka? Is that what it is? Yeah, it's vodka.
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  Speaker 1: And if you lose the end here somewhere with one
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  Speaker 1: of the two UFOs that said the deck, it is fucked.
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  Speaker 2: It is in tough, tough cookies, and it is a
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  Speaker 2: delicate deck to play.
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  Speaker 1: Yes and somehow it's a ninety seven sass. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: really one hundred percent sure how And that is probably
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: my best deck at the moment I have. I still
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: don't understand monstro gen at a hundred of Why it's
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: at one hundred and three? And what makes it one hundred?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Why? Why do you believe in sas? Why are you
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: even looking at this number?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I should put all my trust
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: trust my feelings.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I don't know because I can't read.
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  Speaker 1: I still like, I still like foxfire though, but that's
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: another one trick, pony.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what a fox fire is. That's it's
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: als like lame you O card.
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  Speaker 1: Double junk, double veil, bunch of the Mets.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't. Sorry, do we got anything else?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Baltimore, go to Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see all there. Uh, probably no episode next week.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about episode last week. We did redemption. Last week
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: we found out they sucked really bad, like really bad,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: like really bad.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't think there was a redemption card
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  Speaker 2: that got us six.
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  Speaker 1: Mmmm, well we didn't you. I believe you did all
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of the like.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: You like, what did you do?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: The only card we agreed to liking was an agamegas
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: yes agabus, which is makes amber. But the fate is
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: and I there's another thing I experienced this. I played
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: against a double edgiemegas deck and just that fate of
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: freaking clearing your board clears boards because it says destroy
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  Speaker 2: all down muting creatures under fate, So the timing can
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: be just brutal. You called your house, your whole house
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: just disappeared off board, and now you're looking at a
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: handle like one card because you're five logos creatures just
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: died and and you get a little second. Yeah, still
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: a lot sad.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe I should fire another try.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: That's where some of these fates are just still disruptive,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: is because when they trigger is at a timing window
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: that maximally disrupts you.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I keep looking. Maybe I should give fox
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: fire another try. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's an interesting deck.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's got a lot of I still have
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  Speaker 1: to try. You sef which is my my powerhouse Vault
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Master twenty five deck.
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  Speaker 2: You can say all these random words you want.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm using all the trigger words right now. You're
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: just saying random deck names. That's true. Nobody knows what meaningless? Yeah,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Tutor Ben Rylo, that's all I gotta say.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we got anything else we should talk about?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: No, I think that's going to do it for us
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: this week. Nice short and sweet episode because we don't
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: have anybody.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants us.
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  Speaker 1: No e Walk's just Ewalk would have been here. He's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: just in Uh he's in Alaska. What a strange place
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Nobody has offered to buy my highest sasas VMW five deck.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: No, I've been getting some I've been getting some messages.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I just noticed the day I like a bunch of
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: message requests from people I don't know, and I'm like, well,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I know them, but they're in our discords, and I'm
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm not friends with them, so they
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: it never alerted to me to them actually being me
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: actually getting the message. So that fox Fire yours, Foxfire
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: is mine? You why do you got it?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Well, it's in my d okay as well.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was one of the decks you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: took from me, that it's got that, it's got that,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: it's got that real nice guys, tooid Pod, double Junk,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Double Veil, Dark Memento, soul Vile, Dark Memento. I kind
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: of like dark Memento.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking of. I'll I'll quit pretending that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't have ownership out of it. Oh maybe
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't show me. But nice short, sweet episode.
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  Speaker 1: This week. We'll see, we'll see how it all goes.
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  Speaker 1: Mister x Ray is saying fifty percent PV Top is that.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Top is an alarmist.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: No, I agree with you. Like every time a new
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: set comes out, x Rays like, the fucking walls are
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: burning down. Like I literally every time, and you know
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: it's true x Ray every time. It's like the walls
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: are falling down, the walls because he can't. I can't
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: beat it with this deck. I disagree with you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I don't have my pudding here or not?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: All right, fine, go ah have your pudding. That's gonna
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: do it first. This week somebody has to say happy
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: forging everybody, or what was it?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Losers?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Go forge keys. We'll see y'all next Well, no, we
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: won't see you next week. We might do something at Baltimore.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I gotta see how much shit I
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: could fit my suitcase. We'll see y'all next week.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: By wey, don't you all right?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: We're probably not doing shit. We might though maybe not
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: me and cheap, but we might. We'll see how that.
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  Speaker 2: Comes.
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  Speaker 1: The world's true. I give up as anything s