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- 0:00Speaker 1: On this episode of Best of the Bus, the man himself,
- 0:04Speaker 1: Shane Gillis, makes his long overdue return to the Pod,
- 0:07Speaker 1: recording in a college house Airbnb that matched the chaos.
- 0:11Speaker 1: This one's raw and as funny as it gets. We
- 0:13Speaker 1: talked Notre Dame football, of course, Shane's brief stint at
- 0:16Speaker 1: West Point, and the Joe Rogan experienced rocket Ship and
- 0:18Speaker 1: his new iconic show showing in the Barstoy yak case Race.
- 0:22Speaker 1: There's even a little bit of talk about potentially playoff
- 0:25Speaker 1: Willie Shane gambling collapse something like that. One of the
- 0:28Speaker 1: funniest dudes in the planet. Please lock in, enjoy, big hugs,
- 0:31Speaker 1: tiny kisses, subscribe, unsubscribe, and to resubscribe.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Welcome the bus, all the mos. All right, what do
- 0:40Speaker 2: we what do we even want to talk about?
- 0:42Speaker 3: Bro?
- 0:43Speaker 2: We talked yuyrish dude talk. We talked about We're in
- 0:46Speaker 2: South Bend right now, like south this is South Bend.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Like it's exactly what I thought it would be.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Your attitude. You've got such a good attitude, dude, you
- 0:54Speaker 3: think this is bad, You've got a great attitude. I
- 0:56Speaker 3: was telling my friends, I was like before I was like,
- 0:58Speaker 3: wait till meet this guy, he's getting high energy, football energy. Dude,
- 1:02Speaker 3: he's a football guy. Yeah, you were not at a fucking non.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Football Plus, you weren't hype about the fucking.
- 1:08Speaker 3: I'm upset about the wind. I wanted to show my
- 1:10Speaker 3: friend Notre Dame, and I wanted to show him, like.
- 1:11Speaker 2: To me, you're showing him not to Day.
- 1:15Speaker 3: True. I called you like, I'm in the I'm in
- 1:17Speaker 3: the indoor facilities right now, dude, where are you at
- 1:20Speaker 3: the indoor facility?
- 1:21Speaker 2: I was literally showing all the boys where I ran
- 1:23Speaker 2: my first four five forty.
- 1:24Speaker 3: I mean running four or five forty is hilarious, so fast.
- 1:29Speaker 2: So that was a sophomore in high school.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Bro's so funny.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Charlie Weiss was sitting in the golf cart with the rings. Yeah,
- 1:43Speaker 4: and you had a photo op after you ran your forty.
- 1:45Speaker 2: You could walk over and do.
- 1:46Speaker 3: A photo op with Charlie.
- 1:47Speaker 2: With Charlie Weiss, Damn.
- 1:49Speaker 3: It was just like he didn't work out for No Dame,
- 1:53Speaker 3: is it? I liked a lot of the White's era guys,
- 1:58Speaker 3: Jimmy Boston.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Maybe the wis Eric guys because he's a good recruiter.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Yeah, but you guys had so much talent, like nobody,
- 2:04Speaker 4: you guys never did ship with all that talent.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Yeah, they did never do shit, But I don't know,
- 2:08Speaker 3: they could have won a couple of BCS bolls. No
- 2:11Speaker 3: Name gets matched up in BCS bulls like you wouldn't believe, dude,
- 2:15Speaker 3: other than this last year Oklahoma State, actually my Oloma
- 2:17Speaker 3: State was supposed to be in the playoffs until the
- 2:19Speaker 3: last play of their season and then they get matched
- 2:22Speaker 3: up with No Dame. Do you look at who No
- 2:24Speaker 3: Name gets matched up with in BCS bulls. You'd be shocked.
- 2:29Speaker 2: You guys had your Yeah, but you guys were in
- 2:30Speaker 2: the playoff one.
- 2:31Speaker 3: It's not like no I know, but I'm during the BCS. Literally,
- 2:36Speaker 3: during the BCS era, No Name's matchups would always be
- 2:38Speaker 3: whoever literally got left out of the title because it
- 2:42Speaker 3: always be an at large game. Yeah you know what
- 2:44Speaker 3: I mean.
- 2:44Speaker 4: But that's that's kind of like you guys get to
- 2:47Speaker 4: do your own independent shiit.
- 2:48Speaker 3: I know. Then they get lost, they get fucked in
- 2:51Speaker 3: the bowl games because but.
- 2:52Speaker 2: If you're a good team, you end up handling the
- 2:53Speaker 2: ball game.
- 2:54Speaker 4: I worked, I tried my ass off to be a
- 2:55Speaker 4: notre dame, fighting Irish guy did you know that?
- 2:57Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I grew up. I grew up. I went
- 3:00Speaker 2: to Catholic school.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Ntil fourth grade, our principal would go to a Notre
- 3:03Speaker 4: Dame game every year and bring back supernhir.
- 3:05Speaker 2: So I grew up a Notre Dame fan.
- 3:06Speaker 4: I went to their four day camp two years in
- 3:09Speaker 4: a row, and went to their senior in byte camp
- 3:11Speaker 4: to try and get an offer, and I was like,
- 3:13Speaker 4: I was like a rebound guy. So when guys didn't
- 3:16Speaker 4: commit at the Army All American Game our senior year,
- 3:18Speaker 4: that's when I got offered. And they offered me as
- 3:20Speaker 4: a fullback, not even a linebacker. Like I tried so
- 3:22Speaker 4: hard to be an Notre Dame.
- 3:25Speaker 3: They fucked up so many did Luke wanted to be one?
- 3:29Speaker 2: Really, all of them?
- 3:29Speaker 3: Dude. I think Sean what's his name from Penn State,
- 3:33Speaker 3: Sean Lee, no ship, everybody wants to be a Notre
- 3:37Speaker 3: Dame white lineback.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Linebacker year. I mean, that's that. That was a fucking
- 3:43Speaker 2: wild take right there. It is Penn State. That's a
- 3:46Speaker 2: dumb take. By what's that linebacker you? I said linebacker you?
- 3:49Speaker 2: But that's no. Yes, I was saying that, but I'm
- 3:52Speaker 2: saying that that's definitely Penn State. But yeah, bro, I
- 3:55Speaker 2: want to I wanted to be a fucking.
- 3:59Speaker 3: That's a white line I could dream, dude, but you
- 4:01Speaker 3: got to give the coaches credit. That's tough to weed through.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Which white linebacker is gonna be good?
- 4:06Speaker 4: I think it's I think I'm probably one of Charlie
- 4:08Speaker 4: Watch's biggest recruiting misses.
- 4:10Speaker 2: Of all time.
- 4:10Speaker 3: Do you see your guy running a white linebacker running
- 4:12Speaker 3: four five?
- 4:13Speaker 4: You gotta offer sophomore year high.
- 4:18Speaker 3: That's so hard to run four five? That's a white guy.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Yeah, you couldn't really be on our tour. Yeah, so
- 4:28Speaker 2: I'm trying to get Ah, we're like doing this tour
- 4:31Speaker 2: for the vlogging and everything like that. I asked if
- 4:33Speaker 2: Shane and his squad can be on the go on
- 4:36Speaker 2: tour with us and I was told.
- 4:40Speaker 3: All right.
- 4:41Speaker 4: The response was, uh, isn't he spicy? And all I
- 4:44Speaker 4: said was, he's a comedian. He's a massive Notre Dame fan.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Wait what they said I was spicy?
- 4:48Speaker 4: They said, isn't he spicy? I say, he's a massive
- 4:51Speaker 4: Notre Dame fan. He's a comedian. I say, yeah, based
- 4:55Speaker 4: on you know, some of his shows and Catholics.
- 4:58Speaker 2: It's a no go.
- 4:59Speaker 3: I'm pro cat. You went to West Plains, West Point, Yeah, West,
- 5:04Speaker 3: that's a four five forty white running back line. That's
- 5:08Speaker 3: what it takes to run a four or five as
- 5:10Speaker 3: a white guy. You gotta say things like you in
- 5:12Speaker 3: the West Plains.
- 5:13Speaker 2: What was your what was your.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Forty dude laser lazer? Yeah, I'm not kidding. It was
- 5:20Speaker 3: like a five seater guy I was. I was about
- 5:24Speaker 3: I was probably two ninety at this camp. It was
- 5:26Speaker 3: a Scout dot Com in Morgantown.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Dude Scout dot Com, no joke.
- 5:30Speaker 3: I might have run a I think it was a
- 5:32Speaker 3: five eight, five nine, and I was like under six nice.
- 5:38Speaker 3: And I had a coach. Well you know how it
- 5:39Speaker 3: is with the fucking hand time from your coach. Yeah,
- 5:42Speaker 3: he'd be like five one. Yeah, like nice. I remember
- 5:45Speaker 3: five one put out recruiting tapes be like chang six
- 5:49Speaker 3: two hundred ninety pounds five. I go to a camp
- 5:54Speaker 3: to like six two. I was like, holy shit, I'm
- 5:58Speaker 3: not going anyway.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Did you have offers?
- 6:00Speaker 3: Just it was I think it was Army it was
- 6:02Speaker 3: Army Temple in eastern Michigan. Those were the down to
- 6:04Speaker 3: the bottom three you got down to the bottom three.
- 6:08Speaker 3: Were you a dog in high school? No, I was
- 6:11Speaker 3: this in high school. I fucked around. I was just big.
- 6:15Speaker 3: I played small. I played double a Pennsylvania football. It
- 6:19Speaker 3: was small.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Were you one of the like locker room favorites where
- 6:21Speaker 2: you like the vibes guys?
- 6:22Speaker 3: I mean, I was the captain, but I was like,
- 6:24Speaker 3: let's let's skip working out today, right, fellas, Let's go
- 6:27Speaker 3: fuck around.
- 6:28Speaker 2: So you were a captain. Yeah, that's fucking sick.
- 6:31Speaker 3: It's pretty sick. You're right, one of the only guys,
- 6:36Speaker 3: the only guys. As an adult, it's like, yo, that's
- 6:38Speaker 3: you're the high school football captain. That's sick.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Sorry, I thought you're the captain of West Point.
- 6:47Speaker 3: I was at west Point for three weeks. I showed up.
- 6:51Speaker 3: The vibes were not chilled. Those guys. They were trying
- 6:56Speaker 3: to work out so hard went After three weeks, I
- 6:59Speaker 3: got there, cried and went home. Dude, that was my
- 7:05Speaker 3: military service. My morning, they shaved my head. I started
- 7:10Speaker 3: crying and they're like, you can leave. I was like,
- 7:12Speaker 3: I I'm out here.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Oh that is fucking hilarious, bro.
- 7:19Speaker 3: And then I went to uh Elon. I played one
- 7:21Speaker 3: season at Elon.
- 7:23Speaker 2: I would love to know, like who your roommate was
- 7:26Speaker 2: at your three weeks at West Point and be like, hey.
- 7:28Speaker 3: It's funny it was. It was my room. It was
- 7:31Speaker 3: my roommate at West Point. But I was in the
- 7:32Speaker 3: class with Villanueva, that tackle from the Steelers. Oh no,
- 7:37Speaker 3: sh and him were in the same class, so we
- 7:39Speaker 3: got recruited together. He was like six fucking ten and
- 7:44Speaker 3: he went on to become like an Army Ranger and
- 7:46Speaker 3: a twelve year NFL bet. Yeah. I was just in
- 7:49Speaker 3: my parents' house, my dad watching the Steelers game. My
- 7:53Speaker 3: dad was like, no, that's a man. He was like
- 7:56Speaker 3: refusing the kneel during the national anthem. My dad was like,
- 7:59Speaker 3: that guy's dum. I'll sit there. I'm trying to plug
- 8:05Speaker 3: in the Xbox three sixty in the basement. Got n
- 8:08Speaker 3: Cuba fourteen.
- 8:09Speaker 2: You still fuck with Villanueva.
- 8:11Speaker 3: No, I didn't know. I didn't know you talked to
- 8:13Speaker 3: him since like, no, no, no, you know you. I
- 8:15Speaker 3: didn't talk to him since I cried your Comedicus. As
- 8:18Speaker 3: soon as I cried, I left.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Bro we got the villain the wave, but the dude's
- 8:22Speaker 2: got he's got some jaw work on him. That's that's no.
- 8:26Speaker 3: But his face.
- 8:27Speaker 2: No, the dude can talk oh for hours like the
- 8:30Speaker 2: deepest ship.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Bro.
- 8:31Speaker 2: He can go down any rabbit hole.
- 8:33Speaker 3: He's smart. He was a fucking army ranger.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Yeah, we got baked. We were at the Pro Bowl.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Obviously I was on a Pro Bowl guy, but I
- 8:40Speaker 2: was at the Pro Bowl.
- 8:40Speaker 3: You're hanging out.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Yeah, we were hanging out, my man. We were just
- 8:44Speaker 2: we talked for like three hours.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah he saw you cry. No, I don't think
- 8:49Speaker 3: he was. He wasn't in my squad, thank Christ. Hang on,
- 8:52Speaker 3: let's get the shrade. Did you actually cry at West Water?
- 8:55Speaker 3: I did cry, but not while there was probably not around. No, no, no,
- 8:59Speaker 3: no not. They weren't shaving my head. You're not a
- 9:02Speaker 3: bit like no, But one day dude after like, yeah,
- 9:06Speaker 3: you find out pretty quick. You're like, fuck, I fucked
- 9:08Speaker 3: up so bad? This sucks.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Yeah, just because of like the culture, like you had
- 9:14Speaker 2: to do all the time.
- 9:15Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be like to do from a
- 9:17Speaker 4: full metal jacket.
- 9:18Speaker 3: I was close, dude, I was close.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Just sitting on your fucking Yeah, he's getting the shit
- 9:25Speaker 2: beat out of you. It's soap and your the pillow.
- 9:26Speaker 3: Case y, Well, that's the other thing. It wasn't. West
- 9:28Speaker 3: Points boot camp is not like that. It's not like,
- 9:31Speaker 3: it's not Vietnam Marines boot camp. It's fucking west Point
- 9:35Speaker 3: is designed for dorks too, for kids who got sixteen
- 9:39Speaker 3: hundreds to become troops.
- 9:42Speaker 2: So it's like, is it bad that I'm not aware
- 9:45Speaker 2: of that?
- 9:46Speaker 3: No? I think you would. You wouldn't imagine that. It's
- 9:49Speaker 3: not that hard. West Point's boot camp is not that hard. Okay,
- 9:53Speaker 3: it is if you're three hundred pounds and don't want
- 9:54Speaker 3: to be there, like the heart, they make you do
- 9:58Speaker 3: like ten push ups at the time and then jogg.
- 10:01Speaker 3: Most of it's just standing still.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Were you strong as fuck? No, I'm just curious. I'm
- 10:08Speaker 2: really curious.
- 10:08Speaker 3: About I wasn't. I had a good frame, I'm long,
- 10:13Speaker 3: could have been, but I had no ass. I had
- 10:15Speaker 3: a flat ass.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Oh that's so tough.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Yeah, number, that's just a guaranteed like that. Guys can't
- 10:21Speaker 3: be good.
- 10:22Speaker 2: When your lower back sticks out.
- 10:26Speaker 3: Worry about that. My dad sent me a picture today
- 10:32Speaker 3: because I did go on the tour. Sorry, no, dame,
- 10:35Speaker 3: I did go on the tour. Uh. My dad took
- 10:39Speaker 3: a picture of me like looking at like the Heisman trophies.
- 10:41Speaker 3: It looks like I'm taking a piss. My fucking back
- 10:44Speaker 3: sticks out so much further than my ass. It literally
- 10:47Speaker 3: looks like I'm standing out anyway. Oh, it's just bustling
- 10:53Speaker 3: with the boys.
- 10:53Speaker 2: This is buzzing with stuff.
- 10:55Speaker 3: This is good stuff because the bros aren't laughing. They're
- 10:58Speaker 3: sitting there dad sign. Dude, you guys need to start
- 11:01Speaker 3: fucking last. Too cool for school.
- 11:03Speaker 2: We got five guys in around. We need an audio.
- 11:05Speaker 2: He's working some bit. I'm trying to work out some bits, right.
- 11:08Speaker 3: I like the Minnesota always has fucking Muslim running backs.
- 11:11Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, well we got we got the We got
- 11:13Speaker 2: the Nebraska Minnesota game. It's fucking ten ten.
- 11:18Speaker 3: The defense. The Black Shirts are dead kind of pink shirts.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not not, don't.
- 11:25Speaker 3: I didn't want now. I didn't mean to be homophobic.
- 11:27Speaker 4: That's not even home. I'm not even talking homophobic. I'm
- 11:29Speaker 4: just saying, you ain't gotta cause like the pink shirts.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Just you just say.
- 11:32Speaker 4: We just got to say. The Black Shirts are kind
- 11:34Speaker 4: of dead right now. We're figuring it out. We're in
- 11:36Speaker 4: a rebuild.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Unfortunately, you guys would probably give No Dame a game.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
- 11:41Speaker 3: I mean, not Name would be favored by like ten,
- 11:44Speaker 3: but yeah, especially news to anybody.
- 11:47Speaker 2: But you guys, tho offseasons are always like, oh, this
- 11:49Speaker 2: is the year.
- 11:49Speaker 3: That's not true. There's so many common misconceptions about No
- 11:53Speaker 3: Dame football. That's one of them. That's one of them.
- 11:55Speaker 3: You can you can check the last eight years where
- 11:58Speaker 3: No Names preseason ranking where they finished. No dain't finished
- 12:01Speaker 3: higher until this year. So that works, bro, there's a
- 12:05Speaker 3: lot of common misconceptions about that.
- 12:07Speaker 2: What's another one.
- 12:09Speaker 3: I mean, here's here's the truth. The last decade, No
- 12:13Speaker 3: Name's been so it's been what it's Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson,
- 12:18Speaker 3: those three. Now Georgia's ascended. That's that's kind of it, LSU,
- 12:25Speaker 3: kind of Oklahoma kind of. But No Name's in that
- 12:28Speaker 3: second tier that's always right there. It is what it is. No.
- 12:33Speaker 4: I think that's arguable though, Like, y'all, schedule is a
- 12:35Speaker 4: little look at.
- 12:36Speaker 2: This, that's not a misconception.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Look at the strength of schedule every year.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Bro, it's yeah, but every year the teams that are
- 12:44Speaker 4: on that google it, bro, every team, every team that's
- 12:47Speaker 4: all that starts on your schedule, it looks nice, but
- 12:50Speaker 4: then as the year unfolds, it is how all these
- 12:51Speaker 4: guys are in that fucking good Like, well, you're gonna
- 12:53Speaker 4: claim Stanford in USC?
- 12:55Speaker 3: No, no, I'll claim fucking Clemson. I'll claim Ohio State.
- 13:01Speaker 3: We won at Ohio State.
- 13:03Speaker 2: Got your ass?
- 13:03Speaker 3: Whops, Clemont? We were leading in the fucking second half?
- 13:06Speaker 3: Were you talking about? You?
- 13:08Speaker 2: Guys ended up getting your ass.
- 13:10Speaker 3: I think they lost my and maybe it was a
- 13:14Speaker 3: close game.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Oh all right, all right, I might have been off.
- 13:21Speaker 2: That's one year though.
- 13:23Speaker 3: If you look up, I swear to God no name.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Strength of schedule is pretty intense. Every year they picked
- 13:30Speaker 3: who they want to play, but they do pick like
- 13:32Speaker 3: you know they they will play Georgia, Clemson, Ohio State.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Now it's been unfortunate that USC has sucked for a decade,
- 13:41Speaker 3: but they're back now. It's that's tough.
- 13:44Speaker 2: This seems like I'm getting proved wrong right here. Let's
- 13:46Speaker 2: switch it up. How how's life Ben since getting canceled
- 13:48Speaker 2: at s n L. Like what happened?
- 13:53Speaker 3: I got I developed a pretty nasty drinking abbot, But
- 13:56Speaker 3: other than that, it's been pretty good.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Just oh man, I saw you on a couple of
- 14:01Speaker 2: pods that everybody always asks about that.
- 14:02Speaker 3: And out on the bus before you got on the bus,
- 14:06Speaker 3: it's just me and Taylor. Taylor didn't know who I was.
- 14:08Speaker 3: He thought I was a guy that entered the building.
- 14:11Speaker 3: It was like, it's up, dude today. And then he
- 14:15Speaker 3: was like, so s n L. What's that like.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Also, it's one of my biggest regrets, Like, here's what.
- 14:23Speaker 3: We need to address, dude.
- 14:25Speaker 2: First thing, hang on, hang on, hang on, We'll get
- 14:26Speaker 2: to that because I know what you want to address.
- 14:29Speaker 4: That's one of my bigger regrets because I started listening
- 14:32Speaker 4: to all your stuff because we had our group chat
- 14:33Speaker 4: going and everything else.
- 14:34Speaker 2: I started listening to all the ship.
- 14:36Speaker 4: I started consuming Shane Gillis and then I realized because
- 14:39Speaker 4: I'd see the comments like these dudes don't even know
- 14:41Speaker 4: who the big dog is for real, and I'm thinking, fuck,
- 14:43Speaker 4: Like I should have done a little bit more homework.
- 14:45Speaker 2: But that's probably my biggest regret.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Looking in that pod, that's totally fun because we.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Had a little bit of a Shane Gilly bump.
- 14:52Speaker 3: You got an audience, bro, I got bros. They're nasty
- 14:56Speaker 3: little in there who retards a retard too. Don't even know,
- 15:08Speaker 3: but could you, for the love of God fix the
- 15:11Speaker 3: fucking camerangle on the bus for a fat guy? Dude,
- 15:16Speaker 3: that side angle is insane. It's insane.
- 15:19Speaker 2: How would you how would you recommend?
- 15:23Speaker 3: No? I fuck it? I mean probably this this end
- 15:26Speaker 3: of the couch is sunk in. Dude, I don't know loo.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Smallest you like, Hey, the camerangles.
- 15:33Speaker 3: On the bus like fun, I didn't realize I slash
- 15:38Speaker 3: like that. Now you're right, came wrangle the guest angle
- 15:45Speaker 3: is I was we want in there? My dark red
- 15:50Speaker 3: the angles up from the side. I'm like, yeah, that
- 15:56Speaker 3: was pretty tall. Fuck dude. I saw people after I
- 16:03Speaker 3: did that episode. They were like, yeah, you've been working out,
- 16:05Speaker 3: you look good. You looked insane on that episode. Yeah,
- 16:10Speaker 3: we were worried about you on that episode.
- 16:14Speaker 2: So anytime they saw you after the episode, yeah, not
- 16:18Speaker 2: that bad. All right, let's let's bust.
- 16:20Speaker 3: With the boys. Camera adds forty fucking.
- 16:22Speaker 2: Balanced, bro, That ain't that's kind of true?
- 16:26Speaker 3: Like we did guys are behind the table sitting down,
- 16:29Speaker 3: We did the.
- 16:29Speaker 4: We did the bet the bus the other day and
- 16:31Speaker 4: JP wanted me to sit in like all different angles.
- 16:33Speaker 4: So he could like, so he could like he could
- 16:37Speaker 4: do some funny with production. But I was sitting there
- 16:39Speaker 4: looking at myself in the corner compared to looking at myself.
- 16:41Speaker 4: I unbutton my shirt to where my belly's hanging out,
- 16:43Speaker 4: and then I had myself in Taylor's chair and me
- 16:46Speaker 4: on the couch. I look massive, dude, And then in
- 16:49Speaker 4: the corner where I'm at, I like look like a
- 16:50Speaker 4: fit little boy.
- 16:51Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the couch also the camera angle. You're you're
- 16:54Speaker 3: the closest you're fucking just profile slouched on a chair.
- 17:01Speaker 2: We could probably work on that.
- 17:02Speaker 3: No, fuck it, it's very funny. It's very funny. Just
- 17:05Speaker 3: keep it, dude, It's funny. Derek Henry Tann look like
- 17:07Speaker 3: that of course is literally a horse horse.
- 17:13Speaker 2: All right, let's sucking the case race? Is that?
- 17:16Speaker 3: That? Talk about it? We got to talk about it.
- 17:20Speaker 3: Nothing but regrets. I still regret it.
- 17:22Speaker 2: I heard you on I heard you on showals talking
- 17:24Speaker 2: about it a little bit.
- 17:25Speaker 3: I haven't. You're the only one that looked good on that,
- 17:28Speaker 3: and I.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Came out I did, can't. I did come out a
- 17:30Speaker 2: little on that, man, except like nothing worse like I
- 17:34Speaker 2: took some matter all like that there's a rumor, got
- 17:37Speaker 2: the smallest look I had to you. You you you
- 17:41Speaker 2: set a different bar.
- 17:43Speaker 3: I feel like I ruined it. I ruined it. The
- 17:45Speaker 3: competitive nature ruined it.
- 17:47Speaker 2: But I enjoyed it.
- 17:49Speaker 4: It was did I had a good time, but I
- 17:51Speaker 4: feel like I was talking you off a ledge a
- 17:52Speaker 4: little bit.
- 17:52Speaker 2: Those next few days you had the scariest for.
- 17:54Speaker 3: Like the next week was done. That hurt.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Shame would text me like, hey, bro, just member comments.
- 18:00Speaker 4: I just want to take my own life right now.
- 18:04Speaker 3: That hurt dude, because then that fucking Steven came in
- 18:08Speaker 3: and tried to fight me.
- 18:10Speaker 2: Bro, Hey dude, I was so hammered. I didn't even
- 18:13Speaker 2: realize that that adn't happened.
- 18:14Speaker 3: I didn't even realize that happened. I literally I was like,
- 18:18Speaker 3: we woke up, because you know, assume something like that happens.
- 18:21Speaker 3: While you're hammered. It's done, you're just like, all right, whatever,
- 18:24Speaker 3: that guy was dumb. We me and him talked about
- 18:26Speaker 3: it immediately after. It was fine. Yeah, normally you would
- 18:30Speaker 3: never remember that, but then it's on the internet and
- 18:34Speaker 3: you could just watch that go down and then people
- 18:36Speaker 3: are like, man, Shane should have fucked him up. With
- 18:39Speaker 3: a pussy. It was like, dude, get fucking I'm going
- 18:44Speaker 3: to get in a wrestling match at barstool with face
- 18:48Speaker 3: paint on, Wasn't it?
- 18:49Speaker 2: Like?
- 18:50Speaker 4: Boy, he was kind of pushing the envelope. I felt
- 18:52Speaker 4: like like it took it took a while for it
- 18:54Speaker 4: to even get.
- 18:54Speaker 2: There because you weren't even No, I wouldn't be serious
- 18:57Speaker 2: like that. I'm over there to eat popcorn.
- 18:59Speaker 3: That's the other thing. I didn't know it was serious either,
- 19:01Speaker 3: So I was like screaming ship at him, thinking clearly,
- 19:04Speaker 3: there's no way we're actually fighting. I was like, I
- 19:06Speaker 3: have you fucking fired, asshole? You want to get fired, dumb.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Ass, But I guess it will make sure you're fire.
- 19:13Speaker 3: Yeah, in hindsight, it did look like I'm serious, So
- 19:18Speaker 3: maybe I lost. I don't know. It was what do
- 19:23Speaker 3: you think?
- 19:23Speaker 2: What do you feel like? What you would do different?
- 19:26Speaker 3: Nothing? Dude, I win again. I would win again. I
- 19:28Speaker 3: would continue to go I'm defending my title every time
- 19:31Speaker 3: they have that.
- 19:32Speaker 4: Would you you feel like you'd slow it down? Hey,
- 19:35Speaker 4: because let's get let's not get it twisted.
- 19:37Speaker 3: You were leaders. You guys were pushing the pace. I tried.
- 19:40Speaker 2: You always want ahead of it.
- 19:41Speaker 3: I know. I tried to stay one ahead the whole time,
- 19:43Speaker 3: but and Rome wasn't drinking like me and drinking goddamn thing,
- 19:46Speaker 3: nicking seventeen beers in an hour. I was fucking Nick
- 19:53Speaker 3: and I not the black eyed peas. We don't say
- 19:54Speaker 3: it like that. Nick and I were like the un
- 19:59Speaker 3: actual You guys were working.
- 20:01Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying, like I don't have to look him
- 20:03Speaker 2: in the eyes of behay, you got to drink. Do
- 20:05Speaker 2: you see this fucking.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Machine over the guys were working, dude.
- 20:08Speaker 2: Because I was blacked bro, Like, I mean, we were
- 20:10Speaker 2: all black.
- 20:10Speaker 3: Though, you dude, I don't I never want I never
- 20:13Speaker 3: rewatched the full thing, but what I remember was you
- 20:16Speaker 3: trying to shake the hand of the delivery guy. And
- 20:19Speaker 3: it's one of my favorite things of like you with
- 20:21Speaker 3: no pants staying face past, like I just want to
- 20:24Speaker 3: shake your hands, sir, and everyone's like, it's like, we'll
- 20:27Speaker 3: sit down, dude, chill the funk out. I'm just trying
- 20:30Speaker 3: to shake us in. Oh yeah, I mean you came
- 20:37Speaker 3: out good because you're the bro. You're the funnier, You're
- 20:39Speaker 3: the nicest, funniest dude.
- 20:41Speaker 2: But like, yeah, we started watching highlights.
- 20:43Speaker 4: In the middle of the fucking case race, we started
- 20:45Speaker 4: throwing on in Dominican su highlights.
- 20:47Speaker 3: I love it.
- 20:49Speaker 4: The problem was, I felt like the problem was some
- 20:54Speaker 4: of the vibes of the other boy.
- 20:56Speaker 2: The other boys were off.
- 20:57Speaker 3: I don't want to blame that. I don't want to
- 20:58Speaker 3: blame those guys, but I felt like they were saying
- 21:01Speaker 3: weird ship to me.
- 21:01Speaker 2: Let's do it.
- 21:02Speaker 4: We're not gonna blame them at all. We're not in
- 21:04Speaker 4: the blame type of game. But let's just say we're
- 21:05Speaker 4: in the film room. Let's say we're sitting there, we
- 21:07Speaker 4: got the squad, we're running the team, meeting the outside noise.
- 21:10Speaker 4: That'll take care of himself. Listen, we're all about the
- 21:12Speaker 4: fellas inside these four walls. But if we're gonna take
- 21:14Speaker 4: accountability for what happened, I felt like uh KB was off.
- 21:20Speaker 4: He came in with some weird, some weird negative vibes
- 21:22Speaker 4: because he was talking about the.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Scholarships of with wrestlers, with wrestlers and football players and
- 21:28Speaker 2: he but he was trying to take care of like
- 21:29Speaker 2: some rent stuff that was going on, so he had
- 21:31Speaker 2: some weird vibes. I felt like Sasa's vibes were off
- 21:33Speaker 2: a little bit because I feel like Sas was. I
- 21:36Speaker 2: feel like Sas was like you were kind of rubbing
- 21:39Speaker 2: off on them a little bit.
- 21:40Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was. I would I tried to body
- 21:42Speaker 3: Sass early, but clearly that's out of friendship. Yeah, you
- 21:47Speaker 3: think that would never be Like.
- 21:48Speaker 4: I felt like Sas was trying to like become a
- 21:51Speaker 4: little bit more of like, you know, trying to make
- 21:53Speaker 4: you laugh because you're you're the You're the big dog,
- 21:55Speaker 4: You're the big dog comedian.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Well. See, that's the thing that hurts is that whenever
- 21:58Speaker 3: I get started started getting calld and like the big dog,
- 22:01Speaker 3: and like that's what it seemed that it happened to
- 22:03Speaker 3: where they would be like change, change, is this funny?
- 22:05Speaker 3: Is this funny? And I'd be like ego, like I can't,
- 22:10Speaker 3: I can't, I'm not gonna. I'm not the big dog,
- 22:13Speaker 3: Like I'm a fucking moron. I'm drinking seventeen beers and
- 22:17Speaker 3: missing myself like I'm not. I don't know, I don't know.
- 22:21Speaker 2: And in some way in that in the middle of it.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Big big Cat's nasty. Big Cat know that big Cat's
- 22:27Speaker 3: a little nasty fucker. Yeah, good bro.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Really go bro, But he's low key sticking the knife
- 22:32Speaker 2: in you a.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Little bit, like yeah, yeah, he enjoys the drown.
- 22:36Speaker 4: He knows how to jab, and he knows how to
- 22:38Speaker 4: like pull back in the middle. He knows how to
- 22:40Speaker 4: do a jab and then in the middle throwing the jab.
- 22:42Speaker 4: He like somehow plays victim.
- 22:44Speaker 3: Yeah he's good at it.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Stirs the pot. Yeah, he stirred the pot. Immediately he
- 22:48Speaker 3: came in while I was getting my face paint. Was like, dude,
- 22:50Speaker 3: I don't know Will and you had beef first off? Yeah, bro,
- 22:54Speaker 3: we never First of all, I know what you're doing,
- 22:57Speaker 3: so I just ignored it. I was like, yeah, I
- 22:59Speaker 3: do have beef with him him, but fuck him up
- 23:02Speaker 3: because yeah, but he was immediately and then there they're
- 23:06Speaker 3: starting to be chattered. There was like you think you
- 23:08Speaker 3: can win this, and it would it got competitive. People
- 23:11Speaker 3: are like, nah, I'm definitely gonna.
- 23:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real.
- 23:13Speaker 4: I had nerves going into it because I saw the
- 23:16Speaker 4: photos of you a rogue and the beers everywhere like
- 23:18Speaker 4: this is the big Yeah, and Shane hit me up,
- 23:21Speaker 4: He's like, hey, we're are we doing this?
- 23:23Speaker 2: I was like yo, I was fired.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Up to do.
- 23:25Speaker 2: I was fired up.
- 23:27Speaker 3: With you. Yeah, and then when I saw you doing it,
- 23:29Speaker 3: I was like, all right, manute and road. That was
- 23:31Speaker 3: also my favorite part to at the end you started
- 23:33Speaker 3: turning on road, didn't fucking drinking. He wasn't talking ship though.
- 23:41Speaker 3: He wasn't even talking ship.
- 23:43Speaker 2: I know, but you how can you talk ship when
- 23:45Speaker 2: you weren't any party?
- 23:46Speaker 3: I know? But you just stood up. You were standing
- 23:48Speaker 3: over drinking, right, man?
- 23:54Speaker 4: Just randomly a player, such a backing of equipment manager.
- 23:57Speaker 4: He didn't do ship, bro, Would you do it again?
- 24:01Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 24:02Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 24:03Speaker 4: But at the beginning, when you first got out, you're like,
- 24:05Speaker 4: I would never I felt like, you probably never.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Do that again. I think we can do it and
- 24:10Speaker 3: have fun now that we've all done it together and
- 24:13Speaker 3: know how bad it can go. Yeah, well, no money.
- 24:17Speaker 3: Money talk was the most embarrassing because I even joined
- 24:21Speaker 3: Dan on some of it too.
- 24:22Speaker 2: That's when that's when I'm like, oh, fuck, you know,
- 24:24Speaker 2: it gets weird.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Enough, that's it. That's the most crippling.
- 24:27Speaker 2: I don't even remember. I don't even want to try
- 24:29Speaker 2: and figure out what we said, but.
- 24:30Speaker 3: I don't either. It was something about how much you
- 24:33Speaker 3: make it was something, but it was bad. And then
- 24:35Speaker 3: the pizza guys showed up and we were all like,
- 24:37Speaker 3: I'm tipping four hundred fucking dollars and the guy like
- 24:40Speaker 3: insulting this guy was it was Yeah, I felt like
- 24:44Speaker 3: it was pretty insane. It felt like one of those
- 24:46Speaker 3: YouTube videos where they're like, watch how much money I
- 24:47Speaker 3: gave this homeless guy, like I'm just delivered pizza, will stand.
- 24:52Speaker 3: I won't check your bucking hand. It was so scary, dick.
- 25:01Speaker 2: The penis jokes that came out of that, bro.
- 25:03Speaker 4: I have JJ Reddick text me the next morning like, hey,
- 25:05Speaker 4: what were you doing with your pants off? How'd you
- 25:07Speaker 4: know about that? I have sources inside the building. And
- 25:09Speaker 4: then apparently all the yak they have a group chat
- 25:11Speaker 4: talking about my fucking not even a horn like a
- 25:15Speaker 4: little turtle head.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Anybody's dick is minuscule.
- 25:20Speaker 2: I just need that out there. I need that out
- 25:21Speaker 2: there that it was.
- 25:22Speaker 3: We were all so I might have been one of
- 25:24Speaker 3: the guys pointed out and saying nasty things about it,
- 25:27Speaker 3: but real, I think you did. I think you did.
- 25:30Speaker 3: Probably that sounds funny.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I don't even know how my pants got off, bro,
- 25:36Speaker 2: Just all of a sudden. Oh, and then they just
- 25:39Speaker 2: ended up off.
- 25:43Speaker 4: Gotta keep the information on a which, by the way,
- 25:46Speaker 4: I had a workout now, yeah, I know, like, hey,
- 25:49Speaker 4: immediately when.
- 25:50Speaker 2: I got to work out with Atlanta, hit up Shane.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a nasty thing I said on the
- 25:56Speaker 3: bar stool.
- 25:56Speaker 2: He's like, bro, give up, dude, look at you.
- 26:00Speaker 3: I really said, And he was wearing face mate like,
- 26:05Speaker 3: oh ship, maybe this guy's right. Yeah, I dude, I
- 26:13Speaker 3: love mine. His was really his was good. His was good.
- 26:17Speaker 3: Mine was the funniest looking.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that the way the way you guys
- 26:21Speaker 4: you need up on the helmets is a funny look.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Because Nick backed out on me with the wrestling.
- 26:28Speaker 3: I don't know, man, those yaction puss I like that. Real,
- 26:33Speaker 3: those guys are the best. We gotta get. Yeah, we
- 26:37Speaker 3: just have a nice time.
- 26:38Speaker 2: I think we gotta do it again.
- 26:39Speaker 3: We're gonna do it again unless the belt, unless just
- 26:43Speaker 3: were the champions forever, me and ron.
- 26:45Speaker 2: I was trying to get me and you on a team.
- 26:49Speaker 2: Looking back at it, like.
- 26:50Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was disappointed. Round's intake.
- 26:54Speaker 2: He I legitimately think he had four.
- 26:57Speaker 3: He was trying as hard as he could.
- 26:58Speaker 2: No, he wasn't I know he was true. I was, well,
- 27:03Speaker 2: I know, but in Rome's defence, like I would ride
- 27:06Speaker 2: those coattails too, like the way because we actually had
- 27:09Speaker 2: you in the last Yeah, you literally just chucked you
- 27:13Speaker 2: like like like hey, it's all good. Yeah hit both
- 27:16Speaker 2: And I was like.
- 27:17Speaker 3: Fuck, next thing, you know, I'm on a couch having
- 27:19Speaker 3: a heart to heart with fucking Sass about stand up comedy.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I think everyone had a heart art with Sass that night.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Broll my stand up.
- 27:27Speaker 3: That's another thing. I don't like the comment or is
- 27:29Speaker 3: going to sass for that night.
- 27:32Speaker 2: He was getting on there.
- 27:32Speaker 3: You imagine being twenty one you doing that.
- 27:36Speaker 4: All the shit he had that he does do and
- 27:38Speaker 4: he's like twenty one like everybody, I feel.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Like misses the point that, yeah, he's a young cat
- 27:42Speaker 2: in the game.
- 27:43Speaker 3: He's twenty one. Dude. If I did a case racer,
- 27:45Speaker 3: I mean it was bad. I'm thirty four and that
- 27:47Speaker 3: was embarrassing. Yeah, thirteen years ago that would have been nuts.
- 27:53Speaker 3: I would have cried. I would have cried and center
- 27:55Speaker 3: around all those too.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Bro.
- 27:57Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, that was a good that was a good talk.
- 28:02Speaker 3: Irish minus four.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I got notre Dame on though. I mean, it's
- 28:09Speaker 2: obviously gonna come out after the fact, but I do
- 28:11Speaker 2: think I do. I do think Notre Dames.
- 28:13Speaker 3: I think had a chance until they banned me from
- 28:16Speaker 3: their facilities. You got in though, I got in on
- 28:19Speaker 3: the back door.
- 28:21Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, He's like, I don't fucking need
- 28:23Speaker 2: you guys on a hang on. Now we are team Gilly.
- 28:26Speaker 2: We can talk about we can talk about the Gilly
- 28:27Speaker 2: and Keith broke Heart. How's that ship doing?
- 28:30Speaker 3: It's good?
- 28:31Speaker 2: What's that mean?
- 28:32Speaker 3: You just gotta don't trick me into drinking and talking
- 28:35Speaker 3: about money? Gillian Keys did good?
- 28:39Speaker 2: That's good?
- 28:40Speaker 3: Right? Yeah.
- 28:40Speaker 4: I feel like you're kind of on the wave of
- 28:42Speaker 4: like the like maybe it's off, but like the Andrew shows.
- 28:45Speaker 3: Where you guys kind of yeah, yeah, put.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Your stand up on YouTube. My life's been good since
- 28:51Speaker 2: the whole cancelation thing.
- 28:53Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, hey, hey, hey, how much how much
- 29:02Speaker 4: has the rogang bumps insane?
- 29:07Speaker 2: How many times you been on Rogan?
- 29:08Speaker 3: I did Rogan like five times this year?
- 29:11Speaker 2: So that's okay. We ain't got to talk about money.
- 29:15Speaker 4: Let's talk about Let's talk about audience, Like what I
- 29:18Speaker 4: need to heaps hear something tangible about this Rogan bump.
- 29:22Speaker 3: Then I get so I did. I did Rogan once
- 29:25Speaker 3: and the episode was not great. I was nervous. We
- 29:29Speaker 3: talked about SNL. I was just nervous. I never met
- 29:33Speaker 3: him really, so it was just a one on one
- 29:35Speaker 3: and it was like it was bad.
- 29:37Speaker 2: It wasn't good, Like are you talking like night before?
- 29:40Speaker 3: You're just night before? I was like, holy shit, like
- 29:42Speaker 3: this and it was the same. It was the week
- 29:44Speaker 3: after I filmed my special, the same week. It was
- 29:47Speaker 3: very I think it was the same week I was
- 29:49Speaker 3: in Austin. Uh so, it's just an intense week and
- 29:53Speaker 3: I was by myself. I was standing at Tim Dillon's
- 29:55Speaker 3: house that he wasn't at, so I was just in
- 29:58Speaker 3: like a mansion in the hills and Texas, US alone
- 30:01Speaker 3: doing the most important things in my career, and then
- 30:03Speaker 3: going home into an empty mansion like what the fuck?
- 30:08Speaker 3: And then uh yeah, we did Rogan and it was like,
- 30:12Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just nervous. So you get done.
- 30:14Speaker 3: It was like a fucking bomb went off. It was
- 30:16Speaker 3: like that ringing, like whoa, I just died, and you
- 30:21Speaker 3: don't see it. If you have a bad episode, you
- 30:23Speaker 3: don't see a bump. There's no real I mean you'll
- 30:25Speaker 3: get a bump like ten thousand followers or something like that,
- 30:28Speaker 3: but nothing. But then we started doing me Ari and
- 30:32Speaker 3: normand with him. It's more of a party.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Now you guys did like you guys did, like your
- 30:38Speaker 2: own kind of case rates.
- 30:39Speaker 3: I felt like, yeah, somewhat yeah, unfortunately, Ari, Yeah, we
- 30:44Speaker 3: just drank as much as we could drank already tried
- 30:48Speaker 3: to drink with me and he died. And then Rogan
- 30:51Speaker 3: tried last episode, how that one go got?
- 30:56Speaker 2: Is that one out?
- 30:58Speaker 3: It is? But there was some editing going on, dude, really,
- 31:01Speaker 3: Rogi's got on there and edited some things.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Out, as in like saving showing how bad of an
- 31:07Speaker 2: ass meeting. It was type of deal like that.
- 31:09Speaker 3: It wasn't. It wasn't the pride about the drinking. It
- 31:11Speaker 3: was the pride about how fucked up he was. It
- 31:13Speaker 3: was fucking crazy. Well, we had a beer bom. It
- 31:16Speaker 3: was the end of the podcast. We all started boging
- 31:18Speaker 3: beers like this was the last one we did together. Sorry,
- 31:21Speaker 3: I'm losing my voice. The last one we did together
- 31:26Speaker 3: was like the first one that was like kind of
- 31:29Speaker 3: sober until the end, at the very end Jamie brought
- 31:33Speaker 3: out a beer ball and we all started bonging beers
- 31:36Speaker 3: and Joe's competitive, and he was like, I can drink
- 31:38Speaker 3: with you. I can bog just as many as you.
- 31:41Speaker 2: And I was like, were you trying to tell him?
- 31:43Speaker 3: Like, hey, listen, you can know I was Instantly I
- 31:45Speaker 3: was like, let's go, dude, please, I got because I've
- 31:48Speaker 3: never seen Rogan fucking obliterated, right, dude. We bomed like
- 31:51Speaker 3: five or six in like twenty minutes. He was he
- 31:55Speaker 3: turned gray, his face was gray, and he was like,
- 32:00Speaker 3: but he was he was blacked out, but he was
- 32:01Speaker 3: still in like podcast notes and we'd be like, talk
- 32:04Speaker 3: into the mic and we were all just hanging out.
- 32:07Speaker 3: The show was clearly over. We're just sitting in the
- 32:09Speaker 3: studio talking. He was like, say that into the mic,
- 32:13Speaker 3: and we're like, Joe, dude, we can't use this, we
- 32:16Speaker 3: cannot use his head falls into We stayed it. We
- 32:18Speaker 3: stayed in the room for I'd say five five and
- 32:22Speaker 3: a half hours in the podcast three hours long, So
- 32:25Speaker 3: for two hours it was just Rogan blacked out.
- 32:29Speaker 2: But take it out, Jamie bullet.
- 32:34Speaker 3: Je fucking video that shows you.
- 32:38Speaker 2: So, what's the one of those bumfles like this happened.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Those have been huge, massive, massive, Like do you.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Go on like Gilli and keeps come out. You're like, Yo,
- 32:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna get on the I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna
- 32:49Speaker 2: hop on the pod. I'm sure. He's like, hey, you
- 32:50Speaker 2: want to come on the pod?
- 32:51Speaker 3: Yeah, d He's Yeah. There's a lot of those comics
- 32:55Speaker 3: that are out there. Joe's Joe Rogan's like the man
- 32:58Speaker 3: at like helping will help me. If he thinks you're funny,
- 33:02Speaker 3: he will help you.
- 33:04Speaker 2: It's you're a funny cat.
- 33:05Speaker 3: It's cool. There's a lot of guys that are like
- 33:08Speaker 3: big and famous that would be like, you know, try
- 33:12Speaker 3: to keep the new guys down.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't let you get too big.
- 33:16Speaker 3: He's he's one that's like delighted if shit's going well
- 33:19Speaker 3: for other people.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Is there like a is there like little cliques in
- 33:22Speaker 2: the comedian world.
- 33:25Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's all self It's all perceived.
- 33:27Speaker 2: It seems like you're in a good click.
- 33:29Speaker 3: It seems like yeah, but it's all perceived. Like before
- 33:31Speaker 3: I was in this this group, I was like fuck
- 33:33Speaker 3: this group, Like like you start the.
- 33:37Speaker 2: You're in our group, and then you ascend it to
- 33:38Speaker 2: the Rogan group.
- 33:39Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. I mean before I was
- 33:42Speaker 3: with the guys i'm with now, so like with Rogan
- 33:45Speaker 3: and his all those LA comics that were like Rogan
- 33:49Speaker 3: and Bert and Sigura and all these guys. Yeah, before
- 33:52Speaker 3: I met I was in an open micro in Philly.
- 33:53Speaker 3: I'd be sitting there like, fuck those guys, they're not
- 33:56Speaker 3: that good. They suck.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Then they're like, hey, you're pretty good. You're like, dude,
- 34:00Speaker 3: you guys are the fucking best. I love it. I
- 34:03Speaker 3: love you guys so much. I was just being gay, dude.
- 34:07Speaker 3: I mean, that's how it works in anything, in anything. Yeah,
- 34:10Speaker 3: it really is like you know what I mean, I
- 34:18Speaker 3: do know what you mean.
- 34:19Speaker 2: I just thought you were about to drop something right there, but.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Then I said taking a picture. I was just perfect.
- 34:24Speaker 4: No, I know what you mean. It's like you kind
- 34:26Speaker 4: of like you're salty because you're not in the world.
- 34:30Speaker 2: You're like, it's a.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Selfish that, Yeah, it's a self defense.
- 34:32Speaker 4: Projecting your own ship because you know you're like your
- 34:36Speaker 4: buddy than them.
- 34:37Speaker 3: It's like, no, you're not. I would say I'm better
- 34:39Speaker 3: than people. When I was like I had five minutes
- 34:41Speaker 3: of material like that guy sucks, dude, and then you
- 34:44Speaker 3: meet them and you're like, fuck, I'm the biggest douche
- 34:47Speaker 3: of all time.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, this dude's a good fucking dude. Yep,
- 34:50Speaker 2: but that's normal.
- 34:51Speaker 3: I think everybody kill and then you watch them kill.
- 34:55Speaker 3: Like I remember there was a comic that I would like,
- 34:57Speaker 3: I like ship all over them. I was like, this
- 34:59Speaker 3: guy sucks. And then I happened to do a show
- 35:02Speaker 3: with him that night and he just murdered and I
- 35:06Speaker 3: had to follow.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Him, and I was like, Dave, are you not allowed Sam?
- 35:09Speaker 2: Since you've given him power?
- 35:10Speaker 3: I don't want to talk shit about no. See.
- 35:13Speaker 2: I feel like if I talked ship on somebody, I'd
- 35:14Speaker 2: be like, I was wrong about this motherfucker.
- 35:17Speaker 3: I think I've said it to him.
- 35:19Speaker 2: That's good, but yeah, she was saying it into the mic.
- 35:22Speaker 2: I'm just how long we've been rolling.
- 35:26Speaker 4: I feel like cook because one thing like we're literally
- 35:30Speaker 4: it's game.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Day, It's name beers with my dad, and it was
- 35:35Speaker 3: a good vibe.
- 35:36Speaker 2: We had a good vibe.
- 35:37Speaker 4: I hate it being like way that we had the
- 35:39Speaker 4: pod lined up and we couldn't get it.
- 35:42Speaker 2: We couldn't get it in this morning. I do appreciate you, Like.
- 35:45Speaker 3: No, I've been excited about this, dude. You guys fucking
- 35:47Speaker 3: rule Busting with the boys is it's the ship you
- 35:51Speaker 3: fuck with, Busting with the boys, I really do. I
- 35:53Speaker 3: hate the tailor couldn't be here. I know I would
- 35:55Speaker 3: have been fun. I would have liked to have told
- 35:58Speaker 3: him how much I hate Michigan. I fucking h I
- 36:02Speaker 3: fucking hate Michigan. Bro.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Yeah, because you were saying when you were on the
- 36:05Speaker 2: bus the first time, you felt like you weren't really
- 36:08Speaker 2: like going at us on moments where you would be like,
- 36:11Speaker 2: you know, you big though.
- 36:13Speaker 3: No, I was with Michigan. Here's the Michigan. They have
- 36:17Speaker 3: half a title since fucking Adolf Hitler was alive, half
- 36:22Speaker 3: a title since then. And here's the thing, Like right
- 36:24Speaker 3: now everybody's like, Michigan's good they're doing with Michigan. Michigan,
- 36:31Speaker 3: they've had one win in the last how many years?
- 36:33Speaker 3: They beat Ohio State last year. That's it. Now, all
- 36:37Speaker 3: of a sudden, everyone's like, Michigan stopped. Michigan could beat Clemson.
- 36:41Speaker 4: What Michigan, I mean Michigan could I feel like could
- 36:44Speaker 4: be Clemson.
- 36:46Speaker 3: I know Clemson is not.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Yeah, Clinton's not nice. That's a thing like a resume.
- 36:51Speaker 2: You think you think Michigan's the most fraudulent undefeated team.
- 36:55Speaker 4: I do you hang on hangout? So this is gonna
- 36:58Speaker 4: come out. I mean, everybody's listening. We got the bust
- 37:00Speaker 4: and ball. Now, everybody's listening. We got the bust and
- 37:02Speaker 4: ball this weekend.
- 37:03Speaker 3: I'm big red dude. I think you think you think
- 37:05Speaker 3: we got a shot. No, I think what happened Minnesota's
- 37:11Speaker 3: run away with this. No, I think Michigan's gonna run
- 37:17Speaker 3: the ball down your throats.
- 37:20Speaker 2: I thought you just said you were a big red brother.
- 37:22Speaker 3: I'm big red dudes. It's gonna be a tough one.
- 37:28Speaker 3: Michigan is good. I'm not saying that.
- 37:30Speaker 2: You just said they weren't fucking good.
- 37:31Speaker 3: We need we need some juice done.
- 37:33Speaker 2: We need juice going into.
- 37:34Speaker 3: The busket ball. I just hate Michigan and I hate
- 37:37Speaker 3: that just that one game which everybody in the world
- 37:39Speaker 3: was cheering for. I was cheering for him when they
- 37:41Speaker 3: beat Ohow State last year. That was fun. Fuck Ohio State.
- 37:45Speaker 3: I do hate Ohio State. A notice Michigan beats him that,
- 37:48Speaker 3: I fucking Michigan's They're the worst. Dude. I used to
- 37:54Speaker 3: think pet State was the gayest team of all time.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Turns out it's Michigan.
- 37:58Speaker 4: Michigan, I will say this, I'm surprised that Taylor, being
- 38:03Speaker 4: a first round pick and all that that, all the
- 38:05Speaker 4: stuff he's accomplished in the NFL, that we can't get
- 38:08Speaker 4: more than a couple, more than just two sideline passes.
- 38:12Speaker 3: Yah, you should be upset about that. You should go
- 38:14Speaker 3: down there with the AR fifteen. You should go to
- 38:19Speaker 3: straighten some things out.
- 38:20Speaker 2: He had an illness, he had a mental.
- 38:22Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they I don't know. Let's say Michigan losers
- 38:28Speaker 3: that you can't do that in football. So that's a
- 38:30Speaker 3: bad argument. That's their one win, Harbo before that one
- 38:35Speaker 3: Michigan Ohio State win. Harbo is on the way out, dude.
- 38:39Speaker 3: He has sucked the entire time so far this year.
- 38:43Speaker 3: Their only wins Penn State. Their schedule has to be
- 38:46Speaker 3: dead last in the country. It's the worst schedule I've
- 38:49Speaker 3: ever seen, just ball basing Michigan being good off of
- 38:55Speaker 3: the one win last year.
- 38:57Speaker 2: But to play Devil's advocate, they took care of business
- 39:01Speaker 2: with all of them.
- 39:01Speaker 3: Yeah, they've run, They've rushed from four hundred yards against Hawaii. Yes, consistently,
- 39:07Speaker 3: that's a good clip back. They beat the fuck out
- 39:09Speaker 3: of who they got today, Rutgers, they got yukon U
- 39:14Speaker 3: mass or whoever the fuck they play every week. It's unbelievable. Now,
- 39:19Speaker 3: as a No Name fan, yes, we lost to Marshall
- 39:21Speaker 3: at home. I'm not saying we're good. Different sucks. I'm
- 39:28Speaker 3: not saying No Name wouldn't get fucking destroyed by Michigan
- 39:31Speaker 3: this year. No Name does suck right now, I'm not
- 39:34Speaker 3: saying that. You know what I mean? This isn't about
- 39:38Speaker 3: is fucking overrated. It's annoying and I hate to see
- 39:43Speaker 3: teams get rewarded for having a soft schedule, because that's
- 39:46Speaker 3: what happens. Alabama gets it every year. Alabama gets what
- 39:51Speaker 3: rewarded for having a fucking weak ass schedule. They play
- 39:54Speaker 3: one away game every fucking season. Dude, it's insane. Yeah,
- 39:58Speaker 3: now they obviously obviously.
- 40:00Speaker 2: It just started just starting. Yeah, yeah, you got, really
- 40:02Speaker 2: you got that's a great point. He's that he that's
- 40:04Speaker 2: where he went to school.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Obviously, Alabama is They're the best team, without a doubt,
- 40:10Speaker 3: in college football history, without a doubt. They're still getting
- 40:14Speaker 3: rewarded on some bullshit.
- 40:16Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I'm saying. I feel like the A
- 40:19Speaker 2: C C. Bro Like, is.
- 40:25Speaker 3: It Who's comes to play this year? I don't know.
- 40:31Speaker 3: Syracuse they played, Wait, Wake's actually not bad. Wakes Wakes
- 40:35Speaker 3: better than every team at Wake and Wake in Penn State.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Syracuse and Penn State close just as good as anybody.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Michigan's played. But I don't hear people saying Clemson's the best.
- 40:47Speaker 3: I hear people saying Michigan's great. Everyone's going Clemson kind
- 40:51Speaker 3: of sucks.
- 40:54Speaker 4: Taylor was here to go back and forth about it
- 40:56Speaker 4: because I like, I see, I see, I do see
- 40:58Speaker 4: that side of it.
- 40:58Speaker 2: Like I root for the just because obviously, yeah, boys,
- 41:03Speaker 2: and we need to and we need to and we
- 41:06Speaker 2: need the Big ten. We need the Big ten to
- 41:08Speaker 2: show out. I hate the Big ten, see.
- 41:13Speaker 3: But with the with the emergence of the SEC in
- 41:16Speaker 3: the last couple of years, I'm becoming a Big ten man.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Why because the SEC? Hey, that will be the end?
- 41:28Speaker 3: There? You no, I I yeah, I just like the North.
- 41:32Speaker 3: I hate the set this is Southern football is so annoying.
- 41:36Speaker 3: A bunch of white racists in a fucking stadium being like,
- 41:40Speaker 3: oh you fucking yikes, don't. It's like, bro, you racist car?
- 41:44Speaker 2: Do you go to their game day experiences? Though?
- 41:47Speaker 3: What? Yeah? I mean it's a good time. It's a
- 41:51Speaker 3: good time. I just hate to see all those Southern racists.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Just keep black athletes your stand up. Don't fucking Bama, bro.
- 42:01Speaker 3: That's from the heart, dude.
- 42:03Speaker 2: You know that ship is so funny, man.
- 42:06Speaker 3: I was. I was watching a fucking thing about Alabama's
- 42:09Speaker 3: first black players, and they were like, it was nineteen
- 42:12Speaker 3: seventy one. I was like, Jesus Christ, seventy one they
- 42:16Speaker 3: had the first black guy.
- 42:19Speaker 2: And then in the bit you're like they lost the US.
- 42:21Speaker 3: It was that usc usc came down to Tuscle it
- 42:24Speaker 3: was and fucked them up. It's a bunch of black
- 42:26Speaker 3: dudes from LA. And they were like, all right, let's
- 42:30Speaker 3: turn it down a little. Stop being racist for a
- 42:33Speaker 3: couple of weeks.
- 42:35Speaker 2: You trying to get in the gambling space.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Me like, yeah, me personally, I like gambling.
- 42:41Speaker 2: Do you you like talking ball?
- 42:43Speaker 3: I do?
- 42:44Speaker 2: But would you make it?
- 42:45Speaker 3: It's unbelievable how much I am wrong about football.
- 42:48Speaker 2: Hang on, though, that's not even what fucking matters. Matters.
- 42:50Speaker 2: If the passion of the conviction by what you say. Hey,
- 42:53Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about. Hey, how about this?
- 42:56Speaker 4: Would you would you make a trip once a week
- 42:57Speaker 4: next year fucking maybe a little gambling show.
- 43:00Speaker 3: Perhaps, Yeah, talk ball, Yes, I'm into works right now.
- 43:03Speaker 3: It's some of that, so her you get your offers in.
- 43:06Speaker 4: Oh, I'm just thinking like in the future, like other
- 43:09Speaker 4: stuff you can make, Like I enjoyed doing the bet
- 43:11Speaker 4: the bus stuff, like doing the whole payoff with the thing.
- 43:14Speaker 4: But I think it'd be fun that, like to talk
- 43:16Speaker 4: shop like locker room talk vibes, like we're talking shit.
- 43:19Speaker 3: I would just do uh like you ever watched David
- 43:22Speaker 3: Tel's Insomniac Here it it's great. David Tel would go
- 43:26Speaker 3: to city's city and he would get he would find
- 43:29Speaker 3: the weirdest places. He would get fucked up there and
- 43:31Speaker 3: show you the night life. Just do that with college football.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Just do a blog every week or a vlog of
- 43:37Speaker 3: like we're in fucking Tuscaloosa, here's the bar, We're in
- 43:41Speaker 3: South Bend, we go to the linebacker, we get fucked up,
- 43:44Speaker 3: here's the picks. Here's this show the game. I mean,
- 43:47Speaker 3: that's a good video.
- 43:48Speaker 2: Are you trying to do that.
- 43:49Speaker 3: Yes, buzzing with the boys.
- 43:52Speaker 2: There we go, buzzing with the boys.
- 43:54Speaker 3: Blacked out with bo Jangles Chicken.
- 43:59Speaker 2: And that. So that's the perfect way in the market.
- 44:02Speaker 2: That's the perfect buscle with the boys.
- 44:06Speaker 3: H