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Nick Murphy Returns | Son of a Boy Dad #280 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: What's going on there, pal, we saw you the hockey game. Ark.
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  Speaker 6: Moments from h Q three, joined by Nick Murphy occurring guests.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me back, Thanks for being here, bro,
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  Speaker 3: you guys of course you're the man, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately you could tell this sass is a little bit sick,
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  Speaker 1: A little bit is uh down playing it.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I'm all the way over here. Yeah, even distance.
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  Speaker 1: Well, a good thing.
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  Speaker 6: We were in that tiny ass green week. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 6: the day, the day you weren't there was a bad day.
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  Speaker 3: That's the first question I had. Yeah, no, No, the
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  Speaker 3: shows were great, oh good, Yeah, I really they entered
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  Speaker 3: up a level I play.
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  Speaker 6: It was a flu game for me for sure. Nice,
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  Speaker 6: but uh my god, was I sick?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then yesterday I woke up and I was
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  Speaker 6: worse in hell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kept on waiting for mine to get better
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  Speaker 1: and every day and yeah, worse and a positive that
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  Speaker 1: I got sick from touching that fucking money. Yeah, probably
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  Speaker 1: that dirty, dirty money. I've been having Francis and SaaS
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  Speaker 1: play like Madden, and I'll like give them like six hundred,
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  Speaker 1: six hundred bucks in the winter, but in ones and
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  Speaker 1: ones of the grossest fucking dollar bills pos.
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  Speaker 3: We went to this place called the Claremont Lounge on
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  Speaker 3: Monday night in Atlanta. It's a very tongue in cheek
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  Speaker 3: strip club. Yeah, it's like old ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar. Oh yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: I've heard of that as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious. They just have so as a friend
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  Speaker 3: of mine said, they do have some conventionals as smart
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  Speaker 3: as strippers, but but it's mostly old ladies. They're just
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  Speaker 3: funny to you know, throw shit at anyway. The dollars
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  Speaker 3: there were in the Chernobyl expl it's like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're just radioactive. They don't even look real.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's just play dollars. You're just whipping buffalo
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  Speaker 1: nickels at these old bitches, just like four Gone Currents.
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  Speaker 3: They don't they'll take whatever real candy bars up there,
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  Speaker 3: just some prunes, like they put like a basketball goal
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  Speaker 3: like in between their leg like it's great. They have
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  Speaker 3: fun with it. Really, Yeah, they hold like a bucket
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  Speaker 3: in between their thighs they like. But it's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: They let you just I mean it's a dark board.
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  Speaker 3: Just fire them in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did
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  Speaker 3: a little bank shot. Yeah, because I made one and
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  Speaker 3: everybody looks like, I know her.
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  Speaker 1: She's an easy shot. Yeah. Is it like retired old
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  Speaker 1: strippers or is.
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  Speaker 3: It that's an excellent question. I don't know if the
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  Speaker 3: if the I's like Tom Brady in Season sixteen, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: Or is just someone who's like, I've never tried sixty five.
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  Speaker 3: It's a really good question. Some of them are like
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  Speaker 3: staples of the place. Blondie is the most famous one.
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  Speaker 3: She's been there since like the eighteen hundreds. I think
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  Speaker 3: it's been very long.
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  Speaker 6: So she started when she was young. I mean the
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  Speaker 6: place grew with her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very lost. I mean it's been through a renovation.
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  Speaker 3: Anthony Bourdain when he came through Atlanta Rip did the
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  Speaker 3: Great Anthony Bourdain and he did a whole expos a
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  Speaker 3: on the claremont Letich. It's a hotel. It's like a
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  Speaker 3: famous hotel. They renovated. So yeah, there's some that have
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  Speaker 3: been there since forever, and then some new hires. But
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  Speaker 3: it's not like Magic City, like if you go to
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  Speaker 3: Atlanta Strip club, the main one. The staple is like
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  Speaker 3: Magic City, that's where all the rappers. Yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 3: Mouke was telling me about. I'm sure, what the fuck
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  Speaker 3: Isuke Mooke?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he was just explaining it to me.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, I stood outside one night, I got
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  Speaker 3: to I got to exist.
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  Speaker 6: Well on night one, we like finished the shows and
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  Speaker 6: Mooke was like, fuck, we're like an hour away from
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  Speaker 6: Magic City.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious.
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  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, what's that And he was like,
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  Speaker 6: it's just like super famous strip club that all like
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  Speaker 6: the basketball players go to.
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  Speaker 3: That's where Lewis Williams got in trouble with the Chicken
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  Speaker 3: Wings remember that during COVID. Yeah, and he was hanging
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  Speaker 3: out with Jack Harlowe. Yeah, and he was, but he
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  Speaker 3: was out of quarantine in the NBA. Well you're in trouble. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Mook's exact description was that you wouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 6: pull James Harden away from Magic City.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he also he's the kind of guy that
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  Speaker 1: throws like a quarter million dollars in a night.
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  Speaker 3: Honey, it's a honeybun?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Is it? One hundred thousand? The terminal? Do we have
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  Speaker 3: a honey bun? And a lot of little baby So
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  Speaker 3: that's gotta be like twenty or one hundred.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know how sounds like it's a hundred yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because is it only for a hundred thousand? Or could
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  Speaker 6: I start saying that about just like one hundred dollars? Well, listen, like,
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  Speaker 6: if I was a spot and I get.
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  Speaker 1: Paid a hundred bucks, can I call that a honey bun?
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a black room? The black room? Even?
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  Speaker 1: I like that. Mook even was like, fuck where an
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  Speaker 1: hour away?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Why did he say it like that? He was fully
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  Speaker 3: he was fully prepared to try. So he wanted to go.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted to go. Yeah, the GPS.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, get his red head ass. He's in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of all that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, He's just been saving up his whole life
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  Speaker 1: to go to Magic City. Has a duffel bag full
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  Speaker 1: of twenty five k quarter honey.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't think they would allow Claremont Lounge dollars
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  Speaker 3: in Magic City? Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That there? Do you think they need to look like dollars?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I mean the dollars that I got and
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  Speaker 1: gave these guys for the Mattie.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you getting your dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I went to that. I mean I went to the bank,
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  Speaker 1: but I've done two competitions already, and by the second competition,
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  Speaker 1: they were out of single dollar bills, like they just
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  Speaker 1: didn't have anymore. So we had to go up to five.
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  Speaker 1: But they're so slick and like dirty and like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah they've been through some ship. Is that how many
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  Speaker 3: Madden games you're playing that your bank is out of ones?
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  Speaker 3: Fucking roan series.
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  Speaker 1: Seen a bank get wiped out of money? Yeah, out
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  Speaker 1: of the lowest denomination of them.
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  Speaker 3: Because no one's.
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  Speaker 6: Going to the bank being like let me get some one.
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  Speaker 3: You're coming back in with a duffle bag like they're
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  Speaker 3: going ot.
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  Speaker 1: They went to double o T. It was actually I
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  Speaker 1: heard it was a great game.
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  Speaker 3: It was a classic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it was at the time, not anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah was was it just the one gamers? It was
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  Speaker 3: just one game.
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  Speaker 6: Well the thing that the thing that the problem was
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  Speaker 6: that I think I explained I told you, yeah, he
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  Speaker 6: got the bills, we did the three random.
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  Speaker 1: Teams, he got the bills, got but you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: But everyone was like, well, no, it's going to be
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  Speaker 6: a total blowout if I do the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: But I told you just toush push all. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then I went with the Packers, who I guess
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  Speaker 6: sucking Madden.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Much better team in real life than they are.
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  Speaker 1: On your ass about it. I think people need to
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  Speaker 1: let up on you. They didn't even realize that you
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  Speaker 1: were starting to get sick.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't starting to get sick until until I checked
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  Speaker 6: into the even that's not the hotel for yeah, even
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  Speaker 6: in Alpharetta.
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  Speaker 1: How is that even?
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  Speaker 3: Dude?
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, it was like a spa. It was like a
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  Speaker 6: weird like health hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like a health hotel.
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  Speaker 6: They only had like healthy snacks.
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  Speaker 3: You walked out of there with cancer.
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  Speaker 6: Check and yeah you gotta stay forever. Yeah, else you
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  Speaker 6: just keep getting sick.
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  Speaker 1: You it seems like you'd been like sweating, like you're
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  Speaker 1: so sick that like it's like the sweats like kind
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  Speaker 1: of matting on your side.
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  Speaker 3: Burns and like it's just from my headphones. Oh really Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Like I was wearing my hair was wet.
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  Speaker 1: And I've been sweating. I've been sweating so much.
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  Speaker 6: In my I haven't been sweating, I just have been
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  Speaker 6: I haven't been able to be warm in the last
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  Speaker 6: three days.
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  Speaker 1: I told them I rolled over and it splashed.
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  Speaker 3: I've been gross.
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  Speaker 1: It's so gross, and I've been so sick that I've
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  Speaker 1: been just sweating in my sleep. And then I thought
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  Speaker 1: it would be over. And the last night I just
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  Speaker 1: had a fresh battle sweat.
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  Speaker 3: It was a splash sleep on a hot basically, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I rolled over into it, my own puddle it was,
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  Speaker 3: And then what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: I got up and I just was looking for a
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  Speaker 1: towel and I couldn't find a towel in my own house.
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  Speaker 1: I was just hilirious, so I just jackknife back into.
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  Speaker 3: Bed, crooking.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, I fucking I woke up yesterday in Alfaretta still
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  Speaker 6: and I was like I think I might. I genuinely
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  Speaker 6: was considering staying and like being like, I think I
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  Speaker 6: just need a day to just do, just to not
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  Speaker 6: move my body. But then I was like, now that's
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  Speaker 6: fucking it. I'm not staying in Alpharetta for another day.
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  Speaker 6: So I flew home and I took til and all
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  Speaker 6: and I was like feeling fine, but then like halfway
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  Speaker 6: through the flight, it just like hit me hard and
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  Speaker 6: I was shivering.
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  Speaker 1: You need a percoset. For this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this is like a movie your patient
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  Speaker 3: zero and then yeah. Yeah it was ugly.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, people were definitely like it was. I tried to
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  Speaker 6: hide it as best as I could, but by the
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  Speaker 6: end of the flight it was very well known that
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  Speaker 6: I was clearly sick.
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  Speaker 3: You're the guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I went. I went to the bathroom like eight
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  Speaker 6: times to blow my nose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you weren't blown in front of everyone?
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  Speaker 6: No, No, And I was trying to hold in coughs,
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  Speaker 6: but then they would eventually they break through.
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  Speaker 3: That's respectful. Yeah, you got to do it that way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because otherwise everybody hates you.
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  Speaker 6: But holding in a cough and then it breaking through
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  Speaker 6: and it just errupts it like you're like and then.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, guy nextually hits, can we do.
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  Speaker 6: Something about the pilot's closet or something, because when you
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  Speaker 6: hold it in, it's just like a.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was your ears a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: It was bad. Guy next, He's like, you were great
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  Speaker 3: this weekend. Those shows are awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That's so we got to tell Ron about waffle House
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  Speaker 3: by the way, because.
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  Speaker 1: You get arrested.
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  Speaker 6: He told you get arrested. I got pulled over it's
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  Speaker 6: pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I got pulled over directly, like right before getting into
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  Speaker 6: waffle house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can see it on the GPS. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what happened with that? I guess I just didn't have
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  Speaker 1: my lights on.
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  Speaker 3: It was your tail lights, so they were in daytime
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  Speaker 3: mode or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was somebody.
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  Speaker 1: It was like an older car and you had to
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  Speaker 1: have him.
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  Speaker 3: There was no auto. I didn't even know that was
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  Speaker 3: a thing.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know that was a thing until you guys
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  Speaker 6: got pulled over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the rental, I mean what they can't say ship
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  Speaker 1: Like did he give well?
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I was like, sorry, it's a rental
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  Speaker 6: and then he and then he was like I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: need to see some might he took me and Mook's ID,
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  Speaker 6: which was weird.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. No, I thought that was a
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  Speaker 1: little odd. You can't. He literally he's not legally allowed
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  Speaker 1: to take.
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  Speaker 6: The And then he came back and he was like,
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  Speaker 6: why are you in a rental because I'm not from here? Like,
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  Speaker 6: what was the answer he was hoping for?
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  Speaker 1: He was?
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  Speaker 6: It was very like he was he was hoping to
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  Speaker 6: get something out of that rental question. Yea smuggling yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because there's bombs in the back seat. That's yeah in Alpharetta.
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  Speaker 6: And then he was like where your head and I
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  Speaker 6: was like waffle house, and he's like almost made it,
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  Speaker 6: didn't really say yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You were really right there. I was. I was looking
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  Speaker 3: at you from the Yeah. So I was driving behind them.
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  Speaker 3: They slowed down, and I'm glad they did because we
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  Speaker 3: were I mean, we weren't going too fast, but Alfaretta,
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  Speaker 3: anywhere outside Atlanta, they don't really funk around.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many.
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  Speaker 3: Things they are, dude, they are crocodiles waiting for the
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  Speaker 3: buffalo to go. That's all the cops outside of Atlanta. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so as soon as you guys slowed down, and then
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  Speaker 3: I saw it and I slowed down, and then you
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  Speaker 3: guys got nailed and I was like, oh that looks
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  Speaker 3: like that sucks, and I just kept going yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: it was that close. I was watching, we were right there.
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  Speaker 1: You were at the tournament. I can't stop picturing you
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: guys just getting out of the car as he's like
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: having a waffle looking through the window and that would
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: have been fun. Fucking shot.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Alpha and then I just like I'll take check.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we had a real character at waffle house though,
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: some fucking some old lady and Andrea.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: There's always an old there's always an old lady. There's
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: always like, uh, a pretty tough black guy. Yeah, there
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: was no black people here.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: I think he might have been the cook. Was there
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: a black dude, yes, oh, there was definitely a black girl.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: There was somebody and some there was some black There
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: was a black person there. There's some we'll take quick
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: commercial break and what we were all looking at. No
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: fights though, yeah, because there's out I mean it's you
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: know again, it's.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Makeup of alphared. I don't know anything about alphare. It's
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: like pretty nice.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, it's a more affluent like suburbs outside of Atlanta.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so it's not gonna be as crazy.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: So yeah, there's not going to be like fights at
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: that one. You know.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: So it was a rowdy old but she.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Was giving him ship. That's what was funny. Yeah, I
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: did not realizing this guy just headlined for an hour
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: taking shots at like he's just some guy, you know,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: he just headlined five minutes down the road. She was really,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: you're not a plate cleaner, are you?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: In my face?
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: She came over and she put one of the fucking
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: waffle house took a yeah, got it in here, and
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: so she little boy, and then I took it off
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: and she was like, ah, you're no fun, but that's
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: all she also, I took it off like fifteen minutes
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: after she put it on.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I wore it for a while.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: And then I was like, I don't really want to
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: wear this thing the entire night.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: That's how they flirt. That's how the ladies flirted. Oh
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: my god's classic.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: She's adorable.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: She said she'd been working there for thirty two years.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, mildly dyed red hair. Do you think that
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: there's much of like my upward mobility structure at waffle house?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: We were we were talking.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: I was discussing that with Muke. I think about, like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: like you you'd assume if you've been there, If she's
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: been at that spot for thirty two years, there's like
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: six other waffle houses within like a five minute drive
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: of there. I wonder if she's just like the manager
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: of all of them or something.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Or she even knows they exist.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she might not.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: She might be.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there for thirty years. She just lives next door,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: has no idea how big the world is.
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: Her to like a like a bodega in like a
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: suburb where it's like an Indian dude and he lives
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: directly above it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: That's an amazing instence. It could be like that. Maybe
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: she just lives above the waffle house. Yeah, super respectable exists.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: She was acting like it was her house. Yeah, she
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: was giving you all kinds of ship thought.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, she was yelling to everybody like it was
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: like it was just like a show.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: It's awesome when you run a restaurant like that and
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: you can be in charge and you're breaking everybody's balls,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: because she was trying to break everybody's balls.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then she said something about God and then
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: I jokingly said God's not real like that at all,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: which is did not care for not like that, And
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: then she goes she hated that. She goes, well, I
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: just believe that everything that was predicted by the Bible
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: has come true. And I go, like, what the cyber truck.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Like that at all?
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: It was like, but there was a good like thirty
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: second Paul, after you said God's not real, she was like, well,
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: I think he is.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. No one's ever suggested
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: that to me before.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's for one place on Earth. Yeah, she
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: doesn't get outside opinions all the time.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: So I listened to a podcast about Walmart, uh and
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: like the people that run Walmart, And there was like
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: an update at the end of the podcast because they said, like,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: a manager of a Walmart store makes four hundred thousand
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: dollars a year within sentence, and then they updated They're
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: like that this podcast was was recorded eighteen months ago.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Now the most you can make as a manager of
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: a Walmart is six hundred thousand dollars a year. Damn.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, fucking that's sick. That's a that's an incredible career.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for one guy. But the wages of the casers
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: went down. They're gonna supplement that somehow.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: The entire floor of people that can't unionize.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a week later it's up to a million. You
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: just laid off half the store. This is great. Good
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: for all the money.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: How do you how do you become is that job
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: that you have to like have experience for do you
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: work your.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Way up to that?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's like the woman at the waffle house
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: who like and put thirty years.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: In, so you started, like you started as the cashier,
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: and then I.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Feel like that was just a thing from like the fifties, man,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: where you could like grind a way to the top. Yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Now it's like i'd imagine it's probably pretty tough
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: to start it as a cashier at Walmart and then
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: suddenly you're making six hundred thousand dollars a year.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: There's suddenly imagine though gradually or never, that's not a
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: thing at Walmart.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Store managers too, But that their point was that if
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: you're a store manager at a Walmart, then you can
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: go to like any home depot or Lows or like
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: anywhere else you come a store manager.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I'll go to Target. Fuck it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think I won't walk? You think I won't
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: walk to Target?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Right across the they call your bluff.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Give it a shot right now.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna go call Jerry again. I know Jerry.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: He's at Staples now. And you guess what he said.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: The benefits are great and he hates your fucking guts.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Pal.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know, dude, but that lady
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: at waffle House. I had a roommate that started working
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: at waffle House and it was like uber where every
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: time he would tell you yeah, he had like an excuse.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, he's like, I mean this is like ten
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: years ago or something. He's like, I mean thirty five
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: k out of the gate. I mean he's dude like that,
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: like it's not bad that I'm doing this, Please agree
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: with that. But then he would come home in the
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: hat and like this is you got to take the
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: hat off before you come back in the doghouse. He's
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: just like bloody with the roommates.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Just like his knuckles scraped up, just white knuckling.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: I'd rather work at one of the one where there's
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: fights to work at that one in Alpharetta.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Right, it's more action. Yeah, that was we had to
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: break up the fights.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: It was and one other dude who was at the show,
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: and then he paid for our food. No, he didn't
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: sit with us.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: He was like Batman. Yeah, it was great.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That is that's the nicest one. He was a fan.
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: He had been guy what Yeah, Mook said that he's
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: like a regular and on his stream.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: That's so nice. Yeah, that's fucking huge of him. But yeah,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I guess you know, haveing mooke around pace totally totally
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: that's why you have a big dog like that. Get
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: him down to Magic City too. Yeah, they probably scared.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Him off the stream from Magic City.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Those guys. Definitely. The guy definitely listened to your guys
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: conversation in there though.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he seem kind of fucked up when we got
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: in there. He was all the way over at the bar.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: He was at the bar.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I have no idea really what you boys order? Has
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you probably ordered like a fucking pro.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: All Start Special?
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we all think we all got the All Stars Special.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: With cheese on top. Uh, chicken sausage, which Andrea basically
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: pushed me. She was really pushing over the regular sausage.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: What's the kind of ship you care about when you
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: worked there for thirty two years?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: She is?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: She saying the regular sausage? Is that gross?
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: No?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Well, chicken good? Yeah, yeah, I thought I thought it was.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I thought it was fine.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: It looks fine.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Bacon I didn't get. I didn't get any bacon, so
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if anybody did.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: I got macon, It was not really.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: How about the waffles. Waffle was great, waffles great, some good. Uh,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes the waffles are a little bit floppy. It was
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: a little floppy, but it was good. You need some
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: structural integrity to these these waffles. I thought these were
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: good long enough, honestly, Yeah, I need to get them
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: well done. Yeah waffles. Oh dude.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I had a fucking lady one time, speaking of that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I ordered my waffle and she brings it over and
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: she like takes the plate in front of my face
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: and she goes, is that good? You want me to
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: put a little more on it, like, like put it
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: back on the thing for a little longer. It's like,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: what am I supposed to say to that?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking waffle.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: It was not done at all. It was like a
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: wet waffle. Yeah, she's like, is that good? You want
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: to throw it back on the grill. I'm like, can
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: you even do that? I thought forms on the thing,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It's just jiggling in front of you.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can put it in the toasters, microwave my waffle,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: throw it back on the fucking the pan. Yeah. They
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: don't give a ship man.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: That's foul. But I mean I do. I like most
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: things a little bit underdone, like pancakes. I like with
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a little bit of batter in the middle. Yeah, obviously cookies.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: You want to soft cookie if you're making like a
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: plate of cookies. Yeah, but those are cook afterwards. My
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: wife made some cookies yesterday and then like by the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: second by the time you go for the second round
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: of cookies, the ones that were soft are hard now.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is fucking brutal happens. But I just wanted
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: to make sure you heard that story. So you got
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: the waffle house vouch because when we talked about that
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: last time.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I know I was talking we're talking about and I've
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: stifled it since then.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty good. We did not witness a fight.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: That's that's I don't think I've witnessed the waffle house fight.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: That's you got to be there, like four o'clock in
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: the city. Yeah, there's got to be already like a
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: lot of cars in the park, a lot of action,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: because all it takes is one like slip up, Like
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: if that lady said, is that good on the waffle
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: some guy just pulls a gun out, it's just like,
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, flips it out of her hands.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: And now and now we're off to the races. Now
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: we're all world star.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Are there chairs at most waffle houses.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think they're like drilled. That's not a
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: real place.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, like are they.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Throw like isn't I've seen I'm there's been some w
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: w A action and they're locked into the folding chair
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: to the back of the head. Count them out.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like in the World Star waffle house fights that
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I've seen. Are there like flying chairs or is that
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I've seen some flying chairs? Yeah, I feel like I have,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: or at least like by the front when you're waiting.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: But they'll go get the frying pan over. They don't care.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: They're not gonna be like, well, there's nothing that I
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: can throw. I guess I shouldn't be ag.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll find something. They'll find like a thing of
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: just like boiling grease. Yeah, just throw it on someone's
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: face or somebody will.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Get a weapon out of their vehicles.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Also, you got the strap in the trunk or the
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: bubble but they don't even have like there's no like frills.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: There's no like bubblegum machine at the front. Really like
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: there's not like the tattoo machine or something like that,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you know, where you put a quarter in and do
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: something and not even really decorating is there decorations on
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the walls, like pictures of anything, not really right like artwork,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: No artwork.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: No, it's it's it's definitely pretty bland.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: It's all business.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: It's a lot more.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Bland than like like a Denny's is a little bit
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: more of like they got a little Americana. It feels
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: like you're at a diner. Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, waffle house feels like you're at a waffle house
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: for sure, but it hits the spot, like, I mean,
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: that's what it's for.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, I was starving, you know.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Didn't have to get more food after just went to bed.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It's a good slop. It's a strong slop. Did you
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: were the show's shows were pretty good?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Shows were good, They were fine. I thought the shows
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: were great. Yeah, Barceol crowds are pretty tight. Yeah, because
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I did so. I told you before we started. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: did some with Francis and DC. Also, it's just like
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: they're just ready to go. Man, it was awesome. Every
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: time I've done shows with you guys, it's great.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: He said, it was pretty good.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think if there was any bad shows,
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: maybe that that early show on Friday was a little tough.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: What did you do to ramp it up being sick? Like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: were you like sitting out back, like taking like deep
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: breasts before they called.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Your No, No, I think it's you know what it
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: is is?
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: I know this because I think it's like you you're
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: you're fully focused on being sick, so that you're I'm like,
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: I wasn't nervous or concerned about anything.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: About the show your own ship.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just go and you do the jokes and
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: you deliver them confidently because you're not really paying attention.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: And then they do well, could they owse your voice
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: a little off or dude? Yeah, I'm fucking wiping my
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: nose every thirty seconds.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: But I was worried about the early show on Saturday
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: because the Friday early show was a lot of older people,
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: and I was like, well, then the Saturday early show
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: is going to be all old people, and it was,
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: but they ended up being great. Sure, they were great Friday.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: Then the Saturday late show was so little amount of
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: like thirty people.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It was a blast.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah on Saturday Saturday late show, Wow, Yeah, it was
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: very very it was like two rows of people. Huh. Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like you like that, oh love it? Yeah, yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: you prefer that over like a well, I mean no,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: obviously I would prefer it to be sold out, but
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: uh not even money wise. I just mean like performance wise.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I can go either.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: I'm so used to performing for fifty people. Yea, like
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: at like the stand, that's like the usuals. I'm performing
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: for fifty people, that's like what the rooms fit. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: when you're doing an hour in front of fifty people,
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: it's just like you're doing like a long spot.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Sure, what would you do if you're sick as fuck
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: for like a show? Like, would you would you bail
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: on a show if you were as sick as he's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: saying that he was?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Or is it the kind of thing front fucking wrote
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: the microphone amongst my people?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Share what you have that for me? Brother?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Let's get started, let's do this. We're all going down tonight.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: I never, I never really considered canceling.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: You gotta just push through something, Yeah, I mean, just
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: load up on like anti histamines and whatever else.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of what I did. I just took
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: a ship on a date.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, you don't drink anymore, but I've had some shows,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: we're all drink enough and then whatever.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: That does, it goes away.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I loved fucking Shane's a couple of beers that it
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: was great, fucking perfect. Yeah, that's my medicine. Yeah, a
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: couple of beers. The little bump part was was great.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but wrote that really I think I think he
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: tweeted that out that he wrote that.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: That wouldn't surprise me, because it did.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: It was very funny.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: But that like the ending line that the wife's I
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: forget what it is exactly, but she's like, you gotta
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: well you stop or you gotta stop, and he just
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: looks at the carry goes.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was great.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah but anyway, yeah, I uh, I, you know, will
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: drink a little bit, and he hissed the means that whatever,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Til and all just rack it up and got a
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: show to do, you know. Yeah. I feel that unless
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like, definitely, and that's how I was like, puking
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: is a problem, yeah, because then obviously you can't be
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: thrown up.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: On the Yeah, but it was really Yeah, I mean
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: for most of the part, you can just take ship
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: ton of til and power through.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: One time we had a pop punk show in uh
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: in Denver and it was fucking like a sick show,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like a thousand people there just going nuts. And then
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: the next day we flew to Indiana. We had like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a show at like Bloomington or something, and I was
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: so fucking sick after the one show, Like I could
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: not stand, like about before the Indiana show, just like
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: doubled Over had nothing inside me and like you just
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: have to get on stage, and like I didn't feel
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the sickness at all when I was on the adrenaline
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: kicking it. I was like standing on like a scansion,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: like yeah, like screaming to the people. But it just yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the adrenaline.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I think you surprised yourself. Yeah, it really was, Jordan said.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: The precedent.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Basically was doing the exact same thing as Michael Jordan.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You're right, yea rise to the occasion show up.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: But does adrenaline kick in like that for stand up?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah definitely.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's like you.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Don't think of it as like an adrenaline rich show,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: especially like if somebody's.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Gone that we only sell two rows. Well, the first
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: show was packed. No, no, no, all the shows I
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: was all were packed.
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: The first show was packed and then I was like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: so that one, the adrenaline definitely did kick in. I
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: will say the second show with the two rows of people,
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: I was up there and I was like, I am
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: very sick right now, Like I was thinking that in
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: my head.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: While just showing Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's tough because like there are people, there
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: will be comedians who have like kind of muted delivery
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, so you don't think of them
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: as like coursing adrenaline, but they are.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I think it would matter based on your style, Like
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: if you're if you're a more monotone guy, I feel
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: like you could hide it better than if you're Dane
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Cook and you got to move around.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah there. Yeah. You know. I had my in
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: laws in this weekend while I was like sick as fuck,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and so we had to do stuff. So we like
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: went to the Museum of Food and Drink and there's
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: something where you like put electrodes on your head and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: they get your like brain readings from before or after
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you taste like something sour or something chocolatey, and my
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: brain ways, they were just like reading like ones out
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: of twelve. Everything was at like the lowest level possible.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I was just dead, like, yeah, I had nothing to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: give to the world.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Oh that was when you were sick like a regular day.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, it might just be here. I have to
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: go back to test against the baseline. You got to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: get your control. Like my beta waves were at a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: like a flat one, which is I don't know, unheard
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: of for me.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I genuinely do think that you can do better at
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: things when you are sick, though, because like like what
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I did. I remember when I had food poisoning. When
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I was at golf camp in middle school and I
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: had food poisoning. So I've told this story a bunch
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: of times. But I had to ship in the woods.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: There's like day one of camp right next to your ball. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: pretty much. Yeah, but that was the best golf I
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: ever played in my entire life. Nice.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: I couldn't I couldn't have a bad I didn't have
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: a bad swing once because it was just zero. Part
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: of me was focusing on golf.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Isn't that interesting? Yeah, because you're you're heightened everything else. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: worried about ship.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I was worried about it. I kind of figured it
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: was because you couldn't like wipe your ass fully, so
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you had this like kind of small film of ship
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: between your cheeks that gave you a nice glide to
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: your swing. Yeah. I could have a coach explaining this
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: is you want to you want a good glide cheeks
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: swing lead into the ship. Yeah. I've ever, in my
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: entire life even believed in like no wipers. You know
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: how people would be like, oh, yeah, it was a
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: no wiper ship. I didn't have to wipe.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Rory S, you know that is great comic. He's
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: been in some movies and ship now. But uh, he
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: has a great joke about that where he's like, you
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: were wipe your asking there's nothing out there. He goes
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: even trust that, Yeah yeah, you gotta go back down
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: for one more.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah exactly, there's not so so from that, there's
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: literally never a no wiper because you should always be
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: checking no matter what, and probably be checking a second time.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: And how do you check at least one like right
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: and yeah, yeah, a full nothing in your ass?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. But I think that there's some people who
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: really like trust their poops to that level that they
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: think that they could just poop and like know that
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that was a no wiper. I don't even know what
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: they're feeling for if they have more like nerve endings
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: in there in their butthole or whatever.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: But they got to put your electrodes on their as
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: no activity. Oh ship, that was a one.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But I have had two ships within the last like
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: month where like, I wiped my ass and there's It
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: was the first time in my life I've wiped my
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: ass and there's no poop.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: I get those, I get those here and there.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I've never It's never happened to me before. Really don't.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I don't fundamentally still don't understand what's going on.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Did you do anything different that No, it was normal.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: Must have been a lot of fiber that day.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: You think so fire would make it less really? Yeah?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I know it makes you less constipated, But would it
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: makes the ship stick to your cheek saus or whatever
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: your ass toms.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Out more solid?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I can watch you guys debate this, for you're conspicuously
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: not chiming. You guys, get to the bottom of this.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You're very obviously not chiming in here as if you
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: have some kind of secrets to hide about your no wiping.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You're absolute lack of wife, dude. How about our huge
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: victory this weekend.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: But what in the the Retards Choice Awards choice?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I love this topic. Switch what was it?
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: Some dude on Twitter makes like a pole like ranking,
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: like like a March Madness bracket for podcasts for comedy
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: podcast nice, and we've never been in it, and I
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: think I complained last year about how we've never been
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: in it. You complained to wait to who I think
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: I said on the podcast. However, we're never in any
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: of those brackets. Make World does one too, and we've
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: never been in that. And then they put us in
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: the Retards Choice Awards, and we were getting we were
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: getting dog walked by. We got round one, We're up
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: against Matt and Chane.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Well wait a sec. So this is a good You
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: want to win the retard so we want to we
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: want to win. Yeah, and it's just voting, it's just voting.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: We got your podcast.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: But then I quote tweeted it and I said, terrible
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: first round matchup.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Well, sure you guys are the sixteenth, yeah exactly.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we ended up we ended up beating them, Are
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: you serious?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Because well who's retarded that?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I mean it was strictly because obviously they didn't.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: They're not promoting that. Well sure, yeah, I don't know.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: Like Shane's going on a story right after if he
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: finishes his monologue on SNL.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: You guys don't to vote twit?
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, fucking up my moneologue. Don't forget to
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: vote for the Retards Choice Award giving someone you plugging
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: At the end of the monologue, he's still up there.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: We got a great showd make get your votes in
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: now counting the vote.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Tate McRae's here, Do not forget to vote. Get out
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and vote.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, get those tits over here. Come on, check
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: these tits out. Get on your phone, please.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're calling it the biggest upset in the Retard
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Choice Award history.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: All right, so is it still going?
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're still in the game one.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: So and then this second round we just beat.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Uh, dude, you guys are you guys are Albany State,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Virginia or whatever it was U NBC?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, second already happened. Yeah we just beat. Now you
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: want again, yeah we we Uh story wars, No, no, no,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: not story wars. Uh, what's fucking Samuel?
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: We might be drunk, Yeah, we might be drunk. Look
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: at you guys, Samar once again, you're probably the only
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: ones for It's like if Virginia just didn't play, didn't
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: show up, scored ninety four the first sixty dude. But
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: and then the comments these retards over.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Here, Dude, half of the comments are like, what the
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: fuck is son of a boy?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Dad?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: That's what you want.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: I don't even know those questions. You're like, why are
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: they winning so much?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: They're the guys that don't wipe. It's crazy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: We are beat. I mean that's too blue blood.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we might get some new viewers from this. We
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: should turn around the Rogan Kettlebell.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's exactly what you want. Show them that show.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: They said that the face of the Rogan kettlebell, the
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: keys on that, Oh it does. It focuses in, It
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: focuses on the right. Well, we'll flash it for a second.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: This is your team logo right here. This face that's
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: on your jersey right there.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Really is so funny though it focuses on Rogan.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: You guys have the best prop department. I thought we
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: had a good episode when I was here. A week later,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: this guy's shoving the Washington Monument up a and I'm like, oh,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: they're gonna forget about these guys are good step it
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: up every week?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Where did that? Where did that come from? Right?
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: That's right up here?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Oh there it is right there.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked like the Is that the Washington viamin
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: or is that something else? It might just be it
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: might be it.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Washington Monument ship.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: He's like, I felt it. That's Washington.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I haven't need that all the way
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: up my ass. But yeah, we're we're basically in rarefied
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: air right now in this tournament.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: How many how many rounds left? Was it?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: What it was?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: How many podcasts you said? Like to start? So we're
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: in the elite eight excellent? Uh st three more. Yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: but we're gonna have to go up against like kill
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Tony or some ship's Tim okay, Tim Dylan. We're gonna
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: get smoked. Okay, you just gotta have Alex Jones on. Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: True.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna have to really promote it. Yeah, start pushing.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Well, we didn't push the last one we won.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, but listen, you guys, we did the first
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: posistance you've made. Yeah, like the the money that a
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: mid major gets just from making the day is insane.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The recruits like it's so like, it's so good for
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the next class on the map. So then the other
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: side that it's story Wars and war mode on the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: top ass win it all. Then Legion of Skanks and
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Soda and then Rogan and are you garbage?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Rogan is in the thing that's like, dude, that's like
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: a pro.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Team in March Madness, and we're in like the women's.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Versus women's bast We got to get it to Rogan
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: versus the boy that would be a bummer if froken one.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: He doesn't need that we need.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Of course, I'm saying the Orlando Magic don't need to
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: win March Madness, but they're playing this year. They want
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: to show off.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: We need this badly do They can't fuck us? Over all?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: These other people are all these I mean, they're established.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: How big is the following of this retards choice on one?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's that big, Okay, so it doesn't
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: really bad.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It's getting like like four thousand votes per.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Like, is the thing that you're not in? Was that bigger?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: The whatever you were tweeting about not being in the
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: other one that we're not in the joke world one.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I think we were not is that bigger than the
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: bigger Yeah, I just like saying that.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it's also you basically have the free pass to
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: say it as much as you want because it's the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: name of the thing.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but also I just say it anyway. I
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: need no one's past in my half hour watch it
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: on YouTube.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Holy ship.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: We had that problem on one of the shows.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's right, everyone, And then this guy comes
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: out and opened bombs. They were retarded out, they were saying.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, we kind of get that. That
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: is the problem you can run into. That's what I'm
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: talking about. Yeah, but not like because his offensive, just
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: because they've heard it.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, exactly, because it takes the flavor of yeah
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: that's funny.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Oh well, funny funny follow up on that. So the
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: last show I did with you guys, Mouke and I
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: talked and I didn't need I just did mine to
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: mix it up. Like that wasn't a bit I needed
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: to do. So I was like, oh, dude, I'll just
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: leave mine out. You guys do whatever you want. And
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Mook's like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna do mine either.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: It's all good. You switched our spot in the lineup
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: right before me and he and I don't know what
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: the decision was, if he if he wanted to close
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: stronger than he thought he was going to close. But
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: he's closing. Bit he goes right into love on the spectrum.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: It's different. And then he's shaking his head and he's
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: stage and he comes up and I go to shake
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: his hand. He goes, my bad, dude, I didn't mean
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: to do that. I wasn't trying to do that one.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't worry about it's fine. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: wasn't gonna do one anyway. Looks the best.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: He's a g Yeah, he's so nice.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you can definitely get to retarded out.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Yeah, that's why you need something else spicy.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Did you guys keep in worded out? You let that
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: one go. I think it becomes more shocking the more
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: white people that do it. Hits harder every time by
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: the third guy that's saying fuck man, but also its crazy.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Imagine if we won the nword choice.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Antonio Brown guys, Yeah, that'd be huge, that'd
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: be awesome. We could definitely use that the cracks of
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: the day, he'd give you a pass probably one time. Definitely,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: he's insane enough.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he would one hundred. He's still he's
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: still fucking. I'm sure he's still fucking. I saw him
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: with like Larca, Yeah, yeah, he's fucking.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Why would he not be no reason.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I think he's still fucking. I think we definitely. I
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: saw him with Larsa Pippen one time.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I think everyone's been with l Yeah, I can't name
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: them all, but.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Like, because she was just on Traders with Michael Jordan's son.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, and then there was another kid. She's really she's
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: getting passed around a lot. That was the funniest one though,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: because that's like, you know, Pippin's always had his thing
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: with Mike, and that's just one more thing that Mike
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: sort of is doing to him. The funk with him
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: is my son is now fucking your ex wife.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Think that Jordan's doing that.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: He bets on everything. I don't know. He had a
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: wager on.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: If your son fuck someone is do you get do
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: you get that?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Do you get credit?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: In some way?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Is that like a notch on your belt? Yeah?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: If your son scores a touchdown and get some credit.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah you think so, Yeah, that's in your genes, that's.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Your that's your you know, that's that's I mean sick, that's.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: However you say it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: It's like it kicks up, it kicks up the chain.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: It's like pyramid.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's part of me.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: But it's gotta be with like a like an older Well,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: you can't do that with his like high school girlfriend.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm actually taking you to problem like that girl from
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: old miss Oh no, you can't even talk about that
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: brow Oh no, we I mean we can't allegend and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: funny and as long as we say a legend. Yeah,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: but I think Barcel's getting like sued, Like.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw they put a statement out. I think
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I know after people that were still yeah, was there
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: any like actual I know there was a lot of speculation,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: a lot of posts. Was there proof proof like this
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: really happened? Because they denied it, didn't they.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, Okay, I tried to. I don't know.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I I thought I thought you guys were we looked
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: into it a little bit, but at the same time
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I've thought that it was pretty iron clad. Now the
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: fact that they're suing back makes me think that. I
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: don't know that nobody can prove anything, or maybe their
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: name has just got dragged so much that they're like,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: we have to fight back, look like we didn't do
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: all this stuff. Who's fighting back? The girl or the dad?
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I think it's the family of the girl, right.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: And I think that too. I think the guys like,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I know my dad didn't do this. I think the david.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: I know my dad. Me and my dad will fund
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: the same chick before. We would definitely not do it
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: with this.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's gotta be a tough conversation to have, right,
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: It's so weird.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Even if people speculated that I'm.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Not going to be mad, just be honest with me.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: I promise.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: Did you fuck my girlfriend?
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: You said you weren't going to get mad? Yeah, Oh
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: my god, it is so juicy. I do want to talk.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I just don't.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get in trouble.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: I don't want to in trouble either, But we can't
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: be scared, so we can't be scared.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Of getting in trouble.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: I don't really have anything to say, but we also
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: don't know.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Do you guys want to win the Retart Choice War.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: True, there are sacrifices that have to be Yeah, you
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: guys start slinging arrows. Yeah, just all directions.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Sacrifice our job for the Retart Choice.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I would anyhow.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, slipping by a dumpster six months from that fucking worth.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: It just wrapped up in a print out of the
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Retard Choice Awards. Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: So sick, me and Mouke went fishing, didn't catch anything.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Did you go a second day or just the one
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: we did? Big mistake.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: I was so sick and I was like, I guess
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: I'll go for like an hour or so.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Push yourself too hard?
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: Big bites, got a lot of huge bites on the streamers.
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Alpharetta Outfitters.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Did you get those waiters?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't they Everyone everyone was telling me. They were like,
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: they were like, you know, you do have waiters, And
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, I just lied and said yes because
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I don't want them to tell me I can't go
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: without waiters. But I got there and I just waited.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I just wore my my quick dry pants. Water wasn't
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: cold at all.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Socks what socks were you wearing? Hanes's gout your Hanes
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: wet yeah, and war them all the way back to
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: the hotel, like you drive back, change of socks. True, true, true,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: But uh, what does Mooke do while you finish? I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: kind of feel like he kind of like he sits
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: there on an iPad or something.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Pretty much he.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Wanted to go.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: I mean he brought we got him a fishing rod.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: We got him just a twenty dollars rod from Dick's.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: And uh, I mean we said him, I set him up. Well,
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: but I know he's not gonna He's just he's just
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: going through.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: The Magic City Instagram.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how much longer he should have just dropped you
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and gone for like a midday Magic City.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Midday Magic City. I would have gone with Mook. Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I've never been to Magic City in my life.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: So really is it hard to get in?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know the answer to that. I would imagine
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: it's like a it's probably hard hard to like stand
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: out to like have a baled out night.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Ye, because it's a high end one.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: But it's probably still like a twenty dollars whatever entry fee.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cover they got snow in maybe forty snow like
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: white strippers. Yeah, yeah, I would imagine probably you think.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: So probably I mean again, I've never been inside the building.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But and I like, at first, I was like, how
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: can you live in Atlanta? And I have gone to
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Magic City, but I like, I haven't been to I've
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: been to like one strip club in all Philadelphia. Like,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know a ton of you're not a strip
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: club guy. Are there even strip clubs in New York? Definitely?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Surely where we've shot there's one of like fortieth or something.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: We shot something there.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Interesting, I've never been to a strip club here. I
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: really don't really have any interest.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: It probably sucks.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably do. Actually, I don't know.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you could probably get I mean it's New York.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: You could probably get the wildest shit.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: One of Croatia one time. Oh really yeah, it's one
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: of the only other countries I've been too. How that
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: it was like a Tuesday and me and my buddy
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: were on vacation. They're supposed to be a third one,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: but he like broke his leg playing basketball, which was
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: another crazy story. But uh, as soon as we walked in,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I knew it was a mistake because it was just
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: the strippers. It was like an open mic, like they
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: were just doing little dances for each other and like,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was an open mic. They're just like
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: watching each other and enjoying trying on them, trying out
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: new material Monday stuff. Yeah, and we walk in and
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: we just get laser locked on and I'm like, oh no,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: like we're they're just gonna be They're gonna expect a lot.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have a lot of money or whatever.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: We just wanted to check it out.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: But they fucked up. They gave us like the CEA squad.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: They were like hotter ones there. They throw a couple
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: of octopuses over at us, and so I'm already checked out.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like texting, like we got to get out of it.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: They finagled him into swiping his card on like five
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars worth of bottles. They said, paraded up. They
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: knew what they took, separate room. Yeah, but I knew
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: what was up. Yeah. I used to be a strip
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: club guy. I'm from real strip clubs. You're gonna swindle
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: me with your European magic. Yeah, they just got strip clubs, yeah, man,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: And so I knew to get out of there right away.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: And uh, I'm texting like, dude, we gotta go and
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: I guess he like forced them to reverse the charge
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: because you know, it's also broken English, so he somehow
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: got him.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: To take it off his car over there like a
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: blind person, That's.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying. And it's broken English. So they're just
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: like do you They'll say like do you want champagne
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: or something? Just by you saying yes, you think a glass,
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: they bring nine bottles. It's like, well, you said yes
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: to champagne, so you know what I mean. So he
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: like obviously he was like okay, well I wanted just
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: the glass, give me my fucking money. Yeah, and we
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: blitzed it out of there.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: That was nasty.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going because it was funny.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: I've been. I went to a strip club on Tuesday
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: as well. It was on my twenty first birthday.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: I went with my buddy Bow and uh, we walked in.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: It was just us.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: That's the worst.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: He sat down and one of the strippers just like
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: shoved her tits and my friend's face that's what they did.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: And then we were just like let's get the fuck
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: out of there. And then we were leaving. We were trying.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: We were like, let's go to Chick fil a this
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: chick fil a next door. It was Sunday, different Sunday,
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: and we were like, let's go to the chick fil
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: A and we were like and they were like. And
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: then then the manager of the strip club because we
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: were standing right by like the exit, and he was like,
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: chick fil A is closed, guys, it's Sunday. He's like,
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: lucky for you, guys, we do a hell of a
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: chicken sand which here. And we were like, dude, we
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: do not want your fucking We're not staying here for
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: your chicken sand which.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Just take a look, you should.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: And we walked.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: We walked to McDonald's and we walked through the drive
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: through and there was we tried to you know, like
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: if you ever tried to walk through a drive through,
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. It didn't work really, like
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: I guess there wasn't serving like the there's something that
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: like detects if there's a car.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: There is that, but sometimes you can just go to
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: the window.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you were by the you were by the
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: order thing, and they weren't. It wasn't working. And then
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: a cop pulled in, amazing and he goes, what do
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: you guys want oh nice.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: And we were like, oh ship, and we gave him
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: our order. What are you white gentleman order for it?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: And I thought he was going to be like like
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: he he got it and he comes back around. But
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: I thought he was going to be like, I got it,
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: don't worry about it. And then he was like it
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: was twenty five seventy three cents.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Cash.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: We had give him the exact change, like you were.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Just the strip club.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: He just needed a car. I'll trigger it for you
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: for a price. You should have bought his. Really.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: Hell no, there's the least you could have done for
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: a boy in blue true, show a little respect. He
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: could have used that macas Yeah, crossing that thin blue line.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: That's nasty of you. Yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: You never know because then you get pulled over in
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Alpharetta and they're like, oh wait a minute. Yeah, you're
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: the guy that bought McDonald for the whole precess.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah in Denver, carry on, Oh your shit. You
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: bought McDonald's in Denver for that cop six years ago.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh on your way.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: You should have said something that made its way down
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: to Alfaretta. Believe it or not, we heard news travels.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: He killed a guy. Thank you for what you did.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: What were you doing in Croatia.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: My body's Croatian. We his family took me like I
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: just had to renew my passport. That was almost ten
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: years ago. We went to Croatia.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I heard it was beautiful.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: It is, and I was just retelling that story to somebody.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, they have this whole island chain, all the
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: vacation spots split Havar, and then one more called I
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: can't fucking remember. But you're sitting there looking at the
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: most beautiful view of all time. You're like, man, I
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: could bring I would love to, like bring a lady here.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: And then I look over it's my buddy James just
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: sitting there and like this is wasted. You know his
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: friend James, you know he shout out to James. He's
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: a good dude. Yeah James. But yeah, that was that
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: was a crazy trip. My buddy dislocated his ankle, like
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: his foot was like off his leg. He was just
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: going for a rebound and he came down on it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He wore low tops and so we had to
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: get croation like e mts go to the hospital. It
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: was a whole thing. How long were you there?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: They're making service the whole day.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, uh yeah, exactly. Yeah, the nurse do you
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: want Morphye nine bottles? But no, I watched them rotate
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: his ankle back into place. And it's my one regret.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I don't have it on video because we left our phones.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: We did the thing where you go, let's just enjoy
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: another place and not be on our phones. I'll never
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: make that mistake.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks you just you at least want to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: take pictures of the cool ast place or if it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Was fucking ankle, it is the best. Yeah, it was
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: like a war zone. It was like, uh, because you know,
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: it flipped over and so everyone's ran away from him. Yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: that's my guy. You know, I can't it's like Vietnam.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I didn't bring him down to the ground like.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: He's going to die.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, Kevin, it was like a not as bad
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Kevin Ware. Remember Kevin Ware. I played against him in
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus, yeah he was good.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: But uh but anyway, how is he?
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: What's Kevin Wear doing?
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Now that's a good question.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: He's got to be playing pro somewhere. You know, there's
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: so many pro leagues that people don't realize. You don't
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: have to.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at sucking h Yeah, there's lots of
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: pro leagues, but it's like you can play in Brazil,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: playing in Iceland, so you don't even know there's a
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: pro league over there.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: But they made great money.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: There's a British Basketball League and it's really called the BBL.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: That's excellent, that's awesome. He's a scout.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Kevin wears a scout there you go.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also got a metal rod and his legs
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: will never break it again.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: You know, imagine having to break it through the metal rod.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Though the metal rod just pokes through your fucking skin.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, I think that it's probably pretty tough for
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: that to happen.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I like a car.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a bone break away. His bone, his
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: bone broke.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: It was pretty bad. It's pretty terrible. But they did
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: what I mean, you know, you cover it so people
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: aren't throwing up looking at it. So that's what I did.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Put a T shirt over my buddy's. But they were
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: like chilling a soccer You put a yeah, we do
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: because if people are I mean, it looked like gruesome
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: like his foot was.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Off and you ran towards the fire and you have
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: my god.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: That's my god. Yeah, some other jackass. It was not James.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: James was not there. No, No, James was hung over,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: so he didn't come with us. Oh yeah, so we
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: had to, you know, get in touch with him. Somehow.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: We got two Croatian guys to go to our apartment
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: bang on the door. So now James thinks we're in
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: trouble with like the Croatian.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like Nick, do you know Nick? He's like why?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: So they had to get him. I get in the ambulance.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: We go to the doctor's office. It was a Sunday,
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: so it was slow. The ambulance looked like half an
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: hour Jesus to get there. I mean he was hyper ventilate.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah sure, I mean yeah, because you don't want him
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: to look at it. Yeah that when people blackout when
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: you see it, Yeah, it makes sense then you black out.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: So if you just cover that show.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Was he like in shock?
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big time.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: So does that mean you don't feel the pain when
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: you're in shock or does that.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I want to say, yeah, that your body just goes
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: into that mode. But again it's like a visual thing
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: where once you see your body disfigured like that, then
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: you really start to freak out.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: You know, was the last time wearing low tops exactly? Yeah? Yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: And so we get to the they bring the one
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: doctor who's on call that day. Yeah, and he sees
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: his leg and just goes like, this is the rest
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: of my dad. He literally did that.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: The sandwich flops it down, the two amts.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: It's all coming back to me now, the two empties.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: They get there, they go up to my buddy and
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: they like lift the shirt up and they look at
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: my buddy. Does it hurts? He got so mad, fucking
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: give me the fucking truck.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Can you walk this off?
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: But that was wild the doctor, because it's dislocated, it
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: wasn't broken, so you can you're supposed to just fix it,
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: and he just sort of he started to poke at it,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: feel it and give it a couple of taps and
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: then just went for it. And my body, I mean,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: he lost his fucking I'm just going nuts. And I
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: watched him rotate from like whatever six to twelve, and
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: that's nine to twelve. It's like ninety degrees. Yeah, and
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: it was wild.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the place, and there's no like, uh,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: you can't numb that up right, You just have to
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: pop it back and you know.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Dislocation. The typically don't like I've done this pinky twice.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: It doesn't straighten anymore, and they yeah, you just kind
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: of go for it.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Dislocated his shoulder.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: That's a bad one.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Last week two weeks ago.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at the Philly at the Eagles parade. How did
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: he do that at the parade? Climbing a tree? Yep?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: They fall.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but I remember he said that after
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: he was like, why the fuck am I climbing trees?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: But uh yeah, now he said, it's like you just wait.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: For Saquon to lift you over the game. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: like a doll. Yeah, what does he what does he do?
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: What's moving to do?
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: I at this show?
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: I think it's like he said, it's like sort of
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: it's pretty much back. But he said that it's like
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: it still hurts. Like he was worried about fishing. He
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: said that he wouldn't be able to. He said, it
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: hurt to reel it again.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: It just look case like my body. I don't think
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: got surgery or anything. I just have to put it
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: back and then you're good to go. Let it heal itself.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it just happened because it like recurs
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: if that happens, Yeah, like it can continue to happen.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I said, I did, I've done this twice,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: one like upwards, in one sideways. Just a basketball got tipped,
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: yeah into it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: Did you pop it back in yourself?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: No, somebody else did it. Okay. I wouldn't even know
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: how to do that properly.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: You know. My shoulder pops out, and I just like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: if I like roll it over, it'll pop back in.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: My knee popped out once. What the fuck? I was
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: very young.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Those are gross.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: I was sitting like this like with like my leg
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: under yeah, and then I like went to like move
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: it and it just like locked like it popped and
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: walked out. And then I pretty much just had to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: hold my leg up like this and just like drop
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: it and it swinged back in the position. Yeah, and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: it hurts so fucking.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Much at home, you tell your mummy.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like my entire like it was like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: we were it was like a holiday or something. My
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: entire extended family was there.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I know, folks, who the cap will slide down to
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: the Oh yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I've seen that.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: That's that's gross too.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: And I ha been to a kid I went to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: high school when he was playing football and his kneecap
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: went like eight inches.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Into his thoughts amazing. Yeah, yeah, knee cap is just
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: a weird bone as well. It's just I mean, it's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: just kind of there, right, there's no other bone. That's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: really just like a fucking hockey pup floating in body
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: like that. We got bad knees in my family though.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: My dad, when I was younger, he was it was
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: another thing where the whole family was there and he
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: was he we had like one of those bounce back
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: things you could like throw a ball at it bounce
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: back at you. Yeah, and he was he was throwing
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: a baseball at it, and he threw it and he
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: like when he twisted his need, his leg like stayed
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: in place.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: His leg was literal hang up. It was yeah, non contact,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: not even what you were using. It got hurt, you know.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then he had to, uh, my uncle had
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: to drive him to the hospital. What did it wind
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: up being, Oh, you had to get like a big.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Surgery like tore everything. Yeah, everything.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Everything was ripped.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking brutal fall down the stairs, not through a
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: change up into the pitch back.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: In the back yard, the pitch back. When I first
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: got a pitch back, it was.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: Fucking oh yeah. Also ruled was the one with the
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: ball that you would just like tethered to a tree. Sure,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: and you just hit fucking home runs.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Off of that.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Though, I thought you're talking about tether ball.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that would have been too easy,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: too obvious. The ball tree tetherball. No, actually no, something
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: completely different.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: Tetherball is fun, though I was never good at it.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: I always got into the position where people would they
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: would do that thing where they would just grab it
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: and they would, yeah, just throw it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: You start throwing it. It's you're not tetherball. That's hitting
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: it anymore.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because when they go down and then it then
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: on when it gets to your side, it's fucking twenty feet.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Up in the air. Exactly How how are you supposed
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: to be good at it? I feel like it's such
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: like a nineteen like forties sport.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: It's the ball.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: I think it's exactly what I just said. I think
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: it's literally just if you can get control of the ball,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: and well, I.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Think that's why it's in the Olympics. It's not like
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: a real thing.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: It's kind of like luck.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: It's for bullying people on the place and establishing middle school.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: It's not for like one decently athletic person against someone
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: who's not athletic at all.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Tall people against short people.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, type of ship.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. My grandmam used to have one in her
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: backyard and like, I just I don't know why that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: was like the focal point exercise that we had that
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: everyone was just playing tetherball. She had one of her
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: basement too, She had multiple tetherballs.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's yelling at you in the backyard. You get
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: good enough, I'll at you in the downstairs. Let you
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: train inside. Olympic tether ball. Yeah yeah, so she was.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: One inside just in case it like rains.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Jesus Like, well, I'm not gonna not.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna not. We came all the way to grandma. Yeah,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have a good ass time. All right. I
• 1:03:38
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• 1:03:42
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• 1:03:43
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• 1:03:46
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• 1:03:49
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• 1:03:53
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  Speaker 1: affron just really just opens my nose at night. It
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• 1:07:08
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• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: That whole body hurts.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went through that yesterday. I even talked talking
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: to like my in laws was very hard.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was very I tried to play video games.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Are they like minorities or what's.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Just like ugly.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Hard?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: Speaking of fucking minorities. The smoothie by fucking smoothie this morning.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: This is the final twenty right here we go, dude,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: I mean I tented, I texted you guys, but like
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: it wasn't even like he didn't speak English. I think
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: he just didn't know how to speak word like, I
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know if you knew any language. Yeah,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: language him and be like you're at the wrong You're
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: at the wrong place. It's it's three three, three seventh
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: ave And he'd be like, we'll tell everybody where we are.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: It's it's a public it's public.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: As he'd be like. He would be like, uh, he'd
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: be like one five to one, what are you talking?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: What do you mean one to be like okay, no
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: that you go okay, good, so start there and then
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: work your way.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, take a left. Yeah, and he's like forward, shit, dude.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: I kept messaging him being like, dude, you're at the
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: wrong ad. He texted and he goes, there's I don't
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: have the code to get up the second floor. And
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: I was like, there is no code.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Don't tell people.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Let me have security.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: We got security and they have rifles. But uh, I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: was like, I was like, uh, there's no code. And
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: then eventually it's like fifteen minutes going back and forth.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: He's calling me, I'm calling him, I'm hanging up on
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: him because I just such.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: A funny first world You're just trying to get a smoothie,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I know, and you're so angry I know.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: And there's also places that sells smoothies all right down.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I timed it perfect. It was supposed to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: arrive for the second that I arived.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: In Pakistan.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: And then I go outside. Finally, finally I go outside,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: and there's like eight Uber Eats drivers around him, and
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: I'm looking, that's the which cup is the ball?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, And.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at him, and I I already can tell
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: it's that.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: It's the guy.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: And they're all looking and they're all looking at his phone,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: and he's like, I don't none of them have any
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: none of them have any idea where to go. And
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: and then all of a sudden, I look and they
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: all they all start looking there just pointing down the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: wrong way. They're all they're all giving the directions to
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: go the wrong way, and I and I had to
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: just yell and I was like yo. And then I
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: ran over and he was like, I'm so sorry, I'm
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: so sorry, like and I was like, I was like, dude,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: it was right here. I came in with a little
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: bit of tude, but then we ended it smooth. Sound
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: well you're I was like, you're good. I was like,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: don't worry about the customers always right.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: I was like, it's all right, you don't understand number, Okay,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: numbers are the same space.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: It's fine, obviously, but it's fine. Obviously. I didn't say that.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: But that's like, like numbers are are universal. Correct, here
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: we go, You're talking about the shape of them.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: This is how like the deportation conversation starts.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows numbers, right, everyone knows how many bubbles are? Right? Yeah,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: it was a lot, it was. It was a little much.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Was the smoothie worth it? That's the question? Not at all? No,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: not even good?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: And you pounded it.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: That's what they were. They were asking finish it. But
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: that might have been out of necessity.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: They were asking me that when I was downstairs like
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: the now the people at the in the lobby because
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: I had to get they had to buzz me in
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: like eight times.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I thought, you just said no one has to get
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: buzzed in.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Well, you do have to get buzzed into the to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: the front door, to the office.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Of course. I'm on the guys side, on the delivery
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: guys side. Did you watch Did you watch.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: Any of the oscars last night?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: No? I watched some of them. Yeah, but I still,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, you knew more about the movies than you.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: At least watched Anora. I watched Anora and it was
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: a sex any party. Yeah, she shouted out sex workers
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: in her thank you so yeah, right for Best is hilarious.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she won best. That's like that's like fucking.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: Like Robert de Niro after Good Fellows being like, shout
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: out to the mafia, you guys.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: The horror mafia, shout out to you.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, you're not.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: Is the actress a sex worker?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: No? No, she's just playing on playing.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: And the direction also sex workers?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: No? Yeah, she thinks she cool. But the director also
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: was shouting out sex workers too. It's like multiple he won.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I think he won for Best Director.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they're all shouting out sex workers and every
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: time they say it like they get a bigger ovation.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, isn't that crazy? It is.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm also pro sex worker, but if that's
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: your I'm like, I guess I'm pro. I'm not anti
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: sex worker.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I brought two of them with me to the oscars.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: If you look at my dates, can we get the
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: camera my speech is not you can just put it
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: over here.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not anti, but I'm not like you know,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: I'm not like going shout yeah, yeah that was a
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: greater sex workers.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Well if that was a greater prostitute. It is a
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: bit of like, you know, it doesn't get nearly enough love.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Hookers wait for the ads on the pot, wait for
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: the ads, but need to be.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Scumbaggish to be like if you're like yeah, hookers like
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: fuck yeah. But now it's like it's like a bit
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: of virtue signaling.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Well, it's changing the terminology, right, it's a sex worker
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: as opposed to like even saying institute, I think is
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: now like that's you're not taboo.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: What's the connotation of it that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: You're just calling them a dirty horror?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: If I thought prostitute is kind of like a fancy word,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: all the syllables. I think that's escort, But like prostitute.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Is like that's what someone should. The second guy to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: go up have been like shout out to all the
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: horrors out there, Yeah, I'm giving you money for sex
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: you whrror? Am I getting that terminology? What are your pronouns?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: What are your pronouns? I mean, oh, man, but yeah,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: sex worker, I guess is what you're supposed to Because
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: then it also is like now you're now you're an employee.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Now you're a contributing member to the economy. Suppose it's
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: some dirty, filthy war on the side of the street.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: Now, yeah, you're the real deal. Do they You think
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: they have like benefits and stuff, health insurance?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there ms free a blanket insurance for them.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Now it's it's got like one hundred percent freelance because
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: it's not legal or even decriminalized. I don't think. No,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: it's only legal in Vegas, right in Nevada, Yeah, I think,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: But I mean only fans like agencies maybe, but I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: think a lot of them are pretty.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: Much My agent actually does. He does hookers too, as
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: comedians and hookers.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant like he just he buys. No, No,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: he puts them gigs they're doing, they're doing to drop
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: me after he hears that, Yeah, offis the last twenty dude.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: He was done after forty. Then he just started trashing
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: his manager.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: That would be hilarious, Like your agent was like, yeah,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: I book I booked gigs for you know, comedians, hookers.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: And he just like mixes it up.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, slip it in there. Yeah he's just a
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: strip club.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: But yeah, there are other forms of sex work porn stars.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, only fans, right.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: But it's like it's a stripper a sex worker. Yes, yes, yeah,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I agree.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: With that because they're not having like actual sex.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, the dancers and they were, that's what
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: they are. They're dancers. But that's as good at dancing,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: But it's like sexualized.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I think, oh, that's on the consumer, Okay, the product.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: I'm watching them to dance, that's for their moves.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like when people like, yeah, yeah, I'm just
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: watching them, I'm just watching dancers. Yeah, I'm at the ballot.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah I like dance. No, I've always liked dancing.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: With women.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but Anora in the movie the Strippers, fuck
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: got it. God, So they're actual sex.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: That would be sex work. So maybe that's when you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: cross the picking line. Yeah, now you're sex worker. Now
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: you're sex worker.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I think that they're all sex workers. I think that
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you're you're trying to take away the agency of these
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: dancers who are sex workers. Is uh is anti Hollywood
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: of you?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Very yeah, very good point from just now.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: That's nasty of you to try and your label on their.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: Anti sex worker.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I think I'm just anti.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Anytime, like a list celebrities like shout out something yeah,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: it's terrible any political opinions.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's like, okay, so you we want an oscar,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: which means now you're probably set for life, probably going
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: to be make it booked and rolls to make like
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: fifty million dollars for one movie.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but think of the climate, Harry, how you considered
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: the climates?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I haven't considered the climate. After you watched The Brutalist
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: with Adrian Brody. He won act, by the way, and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: his speech was like ten fucking minutes. Really it sucked.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: They tried to play him off and then he was
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: like no, no, no, I'm almost done, and then he
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: did like another yeah, like you know, three four minutes.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Why don't they just booked the fuck?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: What channel is it on?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Isn't it that's what book it out?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: For like eight hours?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: What do you mean so everyone can go along on
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: their speed?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: I mean they're like always there. Every single time someone
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: goes up. They're like, oh I know, I'm I'm definitely
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: gonna go.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Over my time. So they all go over their So
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: then maybe let's just like extend the time or like
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: don't give out awards on the show. For like Best
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Animated Short.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: There should be fewer awards.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I think no one gets like on the grand scheme
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: of things, you know, like.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Even the obit Yeah, even the obituary section, like something
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: like Gene Hackman who just died. He got huge claps,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Chris Christopher some huge collapse like big, but then they
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: show like the art director on the third film of
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: the Something, and it's just silent.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: That's more mean to the person who dies anyone. Did
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: you guys know? I think I knew.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: I think he might have met him once.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: At that did I thought he was kind of a
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: dick when I met, Like I was an asshole. I
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: don't even know the movies anymore. I used to at
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: least be on top of what movies up for the Oscars.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just so same.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I was scrambling to to like catch up with them
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: or find out, but like.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't even feel the need to do that. If
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I know it was a horror fest, I would have
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: tapped into anous was nice. But the brutalist I don't
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: understand won like half the awards. Really, it's he's like
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: an architect that moves from Europe to America. I've heard
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: of this continues to be an architect. Oh really, I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: read the synopsis. I think that might be totally wrong.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: If I fucked it up Adrian Brody, I apologize too
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: long and you suck you guys. He voted for us
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: in the retards. Yeah, all right, shouting his vote. It
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: didn't shout you out of the oscars, did you see?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: No, I'm almost done. The retard choice awards right around
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: the corner. Forget about these whores with Anora. They never
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: dog each other. They always say like nice things, like
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: it's an honor to be in the same category as
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: the rest of the actors. That should be like I
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: didn't believe you're crying. I didn't I thought you were
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: full of shit. They should.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: They should go up and be like I won because
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I am the best alive.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? How easy is this job? It's
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: acting literally just so stupid. We should give awards to
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: jobs that matter.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: You ever see the the Good Will Hunting one where
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck win, Yeah, and they go
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: up and they're like shouting out everybody, and they're like
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: shout out Harvey Weinstein, like we couldn't we none of
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: this would have been possible without Hardy Harvey.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: Weinstein sat this man can do no wrong.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: There what people are saying about him.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Hardy Winstein shout out to sex workers.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: I was like, when Norm went on the Few, when
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: he said that about dude, we were.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Just talking about that last night. Well, there's the Bill
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Cosby within the Bill or was it Bill Clinton? He
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: is the same episode side Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: it was a matter of record.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, the manslaughter, yeah yeah. Norm was on the
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: View and he says that Bill Clinton. He's like, I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: think we should get the murder out of the White House. Yeah,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: and then Barb Walters just like goes into shop.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: They're they're blown away. Yeah ye.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: But then then they're talking about Bill Cosby and he's like,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: Bill Cosby is a great man. He's like, that's a
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: man who has who has no accusations against him.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: But she was there.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming there were their accusations at the.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Time, certainly whispers. Maybe he's not publicized, but Norm knew
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: what he was saying.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: And then another fucked up part of at least one
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: of the times he was on was Joy Bayhart trying
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: to give him ship for going on who wants to
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: be a millionaire. Oh yeah, yeah, he should have won.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: He almost won the whole show. He's a smart guy. Yeah,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: and she was trying to ship talk him. It's like,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: you're an idiot. You're gonna look so stupid when he
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: goes all the way.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Who Bill Cosby almost won? No?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, what was the question they asked?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: I remember, but he had it.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he just talked him out of it.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like, guess this, it's going to be this.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: It was for charity. Yeah, and so he he tapped out,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: played it safe.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Fucking Regis. Yeah, that that bastard.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Norm. Norm's a legend for all that stuff.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: His appearance is on the View.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: His his one on the View after he said, uh,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: when he he got in trouble for saying retard, that's right,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: and then he did.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: You'd have to have Downea yeah yeah that I was like,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: just doubled down on his previous accusation.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: He went on, Yeah, he said he said retard somewhere
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: and then he went on stern and he said that
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: he said you'd have to have down syndrome and then
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: then you're supposed to do fallon And they canceled his appearance,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: like an hour before the.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Show Fallon canceled on McDonald.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: They said that staff members were leaving crying because Norm
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: showed up. And then he went on the view and
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: he apologized and he does like a fifteen minute apology
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: where he's like, the things that I said were unforgivable.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 10: Almost like smirking at the Yeah, it's so good, damn.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, crying at that. That's really playing it up when
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: you when they start sobbing that.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: You know, well, I think it's because like ninety percent
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: of the people that get into those jobs are there's
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: like obviously there's like good comedians that are in there,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: but then there's also a lot of just like theater
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 6: kids and like of course there like I'm a writer,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 6: live in Safety Town, whole life.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: And then man, it's also kind of funny to be like,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: well you have a job.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: I would be like if like Dave said something I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: didn't like and I was like, well I'm not working
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: anymore and you and I cried and I left the office,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: it would be a weird episode. Weird still do the
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: episode with you, But.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: People really are like that, Yeah, but I think I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: don't know what that's due to like they're just own
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: like being babied, but like they're but what but they're
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: not thinking they're being babies, Like they're thinking that.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: I'm saying being baby like by their baby. Yes, parents
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: let them.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's like, uh, if it's like
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: they genuinely believe what they're saying, like what they think
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: so much to the point that they're like emotional over it,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: or if they're like, if I walk out of this,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: it's gonna make me look sick.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: And my friends will think. Yeah, Like do you ever
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: see they had a there's a video of a panel
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: this back when like the trans stuff was starting to
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: get steam and people were coming on campuses and kids
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: were protesting Jordan Peterson's and those types. Well, there was
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: one or was just three like professors, and it was
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: I think it was a lady speaking and she's like, well,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: we can all agree that biologically, on average, men are
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: taller than women. Yeah, and a whole row of kids
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: stand up and walk out, and it's like that's crazy,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: But they're doing it because they're with each other. They
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: want to look cool to each other. Yeah, sticking it
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: to the man. Yea even though that's like exactly what
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: he wanted them to do. Well, yeah watch this. Yeah.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: I also am like very four people's right to protest,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: but I think that like people like walking out of
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: like Jimmy Fallon is like a misguided use of your
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: ability to protest.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, protesting norm on Jimmy is not the
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: same as protesting like Palestine, the war on Gaza.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Or protesting for sex workers. That was nice that they
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: were doing, saying all that stuff for sex workers. As
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner was just in the front row, you think
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: she counts as a sex worker. I don't know.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, when you break it down, it's like, I
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: don't know about she ever busted it open. I don't
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: think Kylie Jenner's ever busted open, but like, would like,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: would you consider Kim Kardashian.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: This becomes the gray area where she is because she
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: got famous for bro Yeah, and she's continued to bust
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: it open on camera since then.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: She's a lawyer, guy, Yeah, she's a lawyer, and she's
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: also I guess it's also more of like a fashion
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: statement when she does it now and then she busts
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: it open now.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I guess I wouldn't.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I'll call Kim Kardashian a sex.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: Worker, she's a business.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: But what is the problem with sex workers right now?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Like? Why are we why are we supporting? It's too expensive,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: right fellas? Get those prices down? Trying to get jade
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: off in the barstool office today, I thought it was
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: gonna be Wolf of Wall Street when I came in here, Man,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: where's portnoy passing out the goodies?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: So there's bullshit?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: No, it's bullshit.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: It's like how like.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one said that before.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: It's like how nil money is like fucking up college sports,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Like all the money is fucking up these sex workers.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Like the price of everything is too high. Everyone wants
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: to transfer to try and make more money.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: Now, well that's the thing that I struggle to understand,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: is like, is like so I get like, yeah, supports
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: sex workers, Like maybe like ten years ago when it
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: was like hookers were just getting killed on the street
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: and was looking for them, like yeah, obviously that's bad.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: But now they're so empowered, You're like what are we
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: talking about? But now it's like yeah, it's like, well,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: like sex workers now are like bad money. They're like
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: worth like bad. Maybe they're worth like fifty million, it's
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: making more than Yeah, but it's like I think, like
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: I get, there's obviously levels to it. There's definitely sex
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: workers that are still like making zero dollars. But it
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: seems like it seems like the average I might be
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: completely wrong, and it might just be from what I
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: see online, but it seems like.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: The ACA you just say before, most of the points off.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: It seems like the average sex worker now is living
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: like uh, I hears people.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: They'll make at least like some of them six figures
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: a month.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like going up on stage at the Oscars
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: and be like, guys, can we give it up for
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: tech CEOs? Seriously exacting enough of our support these right?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: It's true some of the can we what that?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: What happened to? Who's the guy that got killed by Luigi?
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see who's looking out for those guys? That would
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: be my oscar speech? It is care CEOs don't get
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: nearly enough support from Hollywood.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy that there are sex workers, like you said,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: that aren't making money.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: Well there are, yeah, which is that's when you got
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: to hop in waffle house.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty two years. Well that it is also kind
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: of a humbling thing because say you try, like people.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Think it's just a shoe in swinging a miss on.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: But if you're a chick and you drop that three
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: ninety nine and you get like zero subscriber, that's gonna
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: be a punch in the pusty. Dude, that's gonna be tough.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: That's gotta be tough to grapple with.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: Dudes, do it too, dude. I've I when I was
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: big on Twitter. Yeah, when I was big into the
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: Twitter world, there were a handful of dudes on Twitter
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: that like when I got when I got hired at Barstool,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: I sort of like parted ways from like the deep
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: world internet Twitter circle because I was like, this is
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: fucking weird. But like there was a good amount of
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: dudes who were like pretty funny online who then out
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: of nowhere they were just like I'm selling photos of
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: my cock online. Now, Like there was a dude that
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: was like there was a dude that like popped off
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: and was like funny and then I know where he's
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: just dropping full sex tapes online. Whoa and you were
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: like with his girlfriend and maybe that's what you always
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 6: want fuck dude, Yeah, you got to get his foot.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: In the door.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: But it's like those are the like I'm not giving
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: that guy a shout out if I went an.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Award, Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you should though.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: But it would suck if I mean, I hope that
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: guy made a buck off of it. I don't think
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: it did. It would suck if you made no money
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: and you just couldn't. You can't be funny after that.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: But it's like like I kind of see it. It's like, well,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: you you just you were bad at your job. You
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: tried at something and you failed. But does that mean
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: that we all have to wrap? Like there's people that
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: try comedy and they do it for twenty years and
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: they never get past open mics, right, and then they
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: start only fans, and then they start only and then
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: they get great crazy they start selling.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Because they have Yeah, you do that.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: But it's like at a certain point it's like like
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: I'm all for I'm for supporting everybody. Yeah it doesn't
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: sound like bro, I am I support everyone in their
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: in their goals. But it's like there has to be
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: girls who think that once they like, once they drop
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: the only fans that it's gonna be like it's yeah,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: like they're gonna just hit the button.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Then they're gonna be out of Yeah, of.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: Course it's got to be so humbling, and then it
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: doesn't happen for some of that.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: Just like, honestly, if you're trying to be a sex worker,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: I think the move is probably like start posting on
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: TikTok do like you're get ready with me? Is if
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: you're a girl or a guy, get up to like
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: ten k followers on TikTok and five k on TikTok. Dude,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 6: you're set, start teasing, then you drop. Then yeah, you
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: start showing a little more ass, yeah whatever you got.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: Start wearing some gray sweatpants if you're a guy, yeah,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: boom drop it. Yeah, that's your sixty K a year easily.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: The build up.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's these people that are they're they're creating a
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: Twitter account and being like, check out my only fans.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: That's that's way too early.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Are there any markets it's not familiar with the body. Yeah,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: you think there's a market for regular too small penises
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: on only things? Oh? Absolutely?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 6: I think I think the market for men on only
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: fans is greater. Is better for better than the market
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: for women because there's so few men doing only fans.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: But you got to hammer and you're a guy.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're saying, what if you don't.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying, is there a market if you don't
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: have a hammer?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: Dude? But there's a market to where it's like, hey,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: come laugh at my Yeah, there's a market for.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: Everything in sex. No, bro, that's why.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: That's why dude.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: If you're if you had an inverted dick.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: That's a blue lobster.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: If your dick was the head of it was just
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: the head and that's nice, and you could do you'd
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: be raking in a million a year on only fans.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: I'm talking there's some weird girl out there that's like,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: I love tiny dicks or guy or guy. It's a
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: lot of man actually yeah photo, Yeah, getting the photo
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: of a straight guy. I wonder if gay guys like
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: that way more. Hey, what did Mike say, Republicans buy
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: nikes too?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: That whatever he said, until fucking Kaepernick had to ruin
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: it for all of us. Then they stopped buying nikes.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: Remember that they were burning the nikes.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: Pretty funny. That's always the funny thing to burn your
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: own ship about stuff. So you burn your own property.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: That's what I never got about. Like like Philly tore
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: up Philly when they won the Super Bowl. You should
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: want to go tear up k c.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: That should be the rule.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: You get to riot in the losing city. That should
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: be allowed. That should be what jen one night.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I believe the storm well because yeah, it kind
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: of doesn't make sense.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: And then the rebuild is all out of Mahomes Post
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: and Taylor Swift. Yes, they have to rebuild Kansas City.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 6: It doesn't really make sense to win the super Bowl
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 6: and then be like, well, I guess running around town.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: Let me go ahead and burn my house. This place
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: a good honey, this is a good thing.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: We won.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: The kids, we won, Get the kids. I'll get the dog.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: Where's the gas? Leagles did it, They did it, but
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: burning your like when Lebron left Cleveland and burning your
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: Lebron jersey the gayest thing. It's insane. Yeah, and then
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: he came back. How stupid do you feel? Another?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say with the Nike people like you, definitely, that
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: wasn't the last Nikes.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: Dude, Well Peo people were burning It wasn't eve like
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 6: they were burning like Kaepernick jerseys or like shoes. They
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 6: were like throwing their fucking just like dry socks.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: They're burning their drags.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were throwing.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: They were burning like their bare necessities like people. Probably
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: they probably threw away.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: They probably burnt all of their fucking Nike dry fits
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: Nike and they picked up like a like the Haynes
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: twelve pack and they were like, fuck, those Nike socks
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: were way better for what it's like for what what
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: is going to happen because you burned all your ship up?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Is the NFL going to change their mind on anything? No,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: you should not watch. But men can't not watch football.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: They can't not do it.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: They're incapable.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: Every tucker is they like the complaining. It's women watching
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: the Kardashes, Yeah, exactly. They like the drama, they like
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: the complain. They like to be able to bitch at something.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's more than just like American dudes loving football.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's every Every country has like a sport
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: where they love that same complaining.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: There's market, there's a market for the bitching. Are you
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: guys affiliated with any of the talking head Stephen A.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Smith's any of those guys. I've said this before. Skip
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: Bayless should be homeless. Yeah, he should be a homeless
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: man yelling at people that Lebron James is bad at
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: basketball under a bridge and he just walked by him,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Like what the hell is wrong with that guy? But
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: because people want to hear him say it and they
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: disagree with him, that kind of he lives in a
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: mansion and he can offer his hairdresser shout out to
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: sex workers. Yeah, that's the only positive thing I can
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: say about it.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of love now he was trying to
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: make it.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. You love the drama, but
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: it's I like his.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: I like his I mean, I think he's fucking stupid,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 6: but I love when he ships on like the Eagles, and.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: But that's what he that's what he does. That's his
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: whole existence is shipping on just stuff and whoever. The
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: videos that he puts out are like some of the
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: worst things you've ever seen. But can't stop watching him.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: I know that won last year when the when the
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Cowboys got eliminated. What did he do every year when
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: the Cowboys get eliminated? He is Dak Prescott cher to
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: the third round. Yeah, he's got twenty of them ready.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: To go next year. Videos keep on coming out.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a banger when he put out when
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 6: when the when the Eagles beat or when the Cowboys
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: beat the Eagles last year, like when they when the
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: Eagles were on that decline and he put out that
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 6: video and he was like cry Eagles Cry.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: But you know, some of his supports like, yo, that's
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: a bar.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, here we go.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: It was great. But he found his thing. He found
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: his it's just shipping on.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Well there are he's also the alpha predator of that
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: thing too. Like there's so many dudes that like uh
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: bars and fucking barber shops and like downstairs at the
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: barstool office who are trying to do the exact same thing. Yeah,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: call lebron a bum no no if Yeah, drinking at
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: it that way he is.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: He definitely is the best of the best.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Yea being a hater, Yeah, he's just a generational.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: Hate so I can't say that respectfully. He's just like,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: it's the best.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: At it, autist with like good hair and like a
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: nice body.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: Kind of Yeah. Steven Smith is pretty good too. Well.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Of course he's got more swag he's got you.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Know, you know that Skip Bayless in like the mid
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: nineties was like on a crazy rampage about Troy Aikman
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: being gay. No, he was just like positive Troy Aikman
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: was gay. He might even wrote a book about it.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: Really, that's the fun. That's a big troll move. Read
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: a whole book about it.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: He like just was he he couldn't get off of
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: the subject of Troy Aikman being gay and.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: Shaking him up. Imagine not being gay.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: Dude wrote a book about how you are gay and
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 6: you just and you.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Hear the star of like the local like you're the
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys as they win three
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: champions and chips and then it's just like the local sports.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: That's all it takes. One guy. Yeah, kind, I think
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: you got to read.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: I think you got to write your own book. Yeah yeah,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not gay. That's what it's called. Skip Bayles's actually
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: a big gay if you think about it.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not gay, No, seriously.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: Believe yeah, just as in detail of every sexual experience you've.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: Ever had pictures. Yeah yeah, then he starts on only
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: fans Troy not gay.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 6: It's just him fucking girls.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a wonder that Skip Bayless his career made
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: it like three decades after.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: He figured it out. He figured the game out accusing the.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Dude of being gay, like that ship that could have
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: been all all? She wrote.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: I bet we could look that up if they had
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: to like settle it or something like if Troy went
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: after him, can you start if he got in trouble.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: He's calling someone gay though, if you're like, if you
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 6: write a book about how you think someone's gay, is
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: that technically defamation or I don't think it could even
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 6: be classified.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: As that if it's called defamation. Now you're anti gay, yeah, exactly, homophobius.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah that's what I mean.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't think you should be thanking for saying
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: for me so welcoming.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: I don't think you can sue someone for being like,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 6: you're gay, because then you could be like, wow, there's
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 6: nothing wrong with that.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: I just think that's yours. Yeah you're family. Yeah, oh
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: so you're homophobic?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: Right, that's volume two. Yeah you got a lawyer, Skip
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: wrote that already.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you lawyered up because someone called you gay,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 6: that means if.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: You defend yourself.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, Well, this was a blast.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: Thanks for coming on.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: I love the I love the pod.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, anytime the best.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh uh, just keep watching my half hour. The
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: boy dad Bump is real. Thank you boys for watching
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: who have so far everybody and ship. Yeah, I very
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: much appreciate.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: That comments are key to comment and votes to all
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: that ship.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: I know, dude, but I get like you know, I
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: can only say thank you so many times. I'll comment
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: on this one. How about that, I'll put it top comment.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: The boy dad Bump is real, parentheses. I'm not gay.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to comment on your ship.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Well that's well, yeah, they'll see my YouTube account from
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: this and then they can go directly to the half hour.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck yes.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So thank you boys for watching.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for joining us.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: I thank you for enjoying it too, because that's why
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: I got asked back because we had a we had
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: a blast.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Last It was fun. Yeah yeah, anytime, brother, And like
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: we have like a.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: Hit rate of like one out of every ten guests
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 6: we have on people like nice, so we got her
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 6: use the ones that people like.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good acts good all right, good ship, my brother.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 6: We'll see you guys on Thursday, goodbye.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 9: One was a.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 11: Step still under ground, so.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: I looked on to you.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 11: Get a round. I was only falling one way. I
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 11: was only falling one bad day, were drifted.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: Food for was.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 11: So so then you leave summon No, I come aloud.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 11: I was only falling on. I was on your phone
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 11: in long I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 11: I was on your phone in long.
• 1:40:18
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• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: I was on phalling one way.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 11: See just at the bay fastball, top of the call.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: It just a man.
• 1:40:56
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• 1:41:39
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