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FULL SHOW: Return of the Connie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crave
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  Speaker 2: Show really, Jason Heights might not and Keisy Oh give
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  Speaker 2: a your mad bar said's great to have your company
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  Speaker 2: on this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the sixteenth of
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  Speaker 2: February twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as always
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  Speaker 2: listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Rebig Gear.
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  Speaker 3: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, great stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Usually at this time of the show, I wax
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  Speaker 2: lyrical about the gorgeousness of my co host Old Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: But we were chatting in the podcast outro. Today all
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  Speaker 2: the fellas in the studio, all of us have broken
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  Speaker 2: out in massive, massive zix and it's really quite something
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  Speaker 2: to behold. It's all like we've got more than one head.
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  Speaker 2: They're so massive. But despite that, Mogi, you're still a stallion.
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  Speaker 2: How are you a stud Yeah, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty grassy and mad Dog you're sick on them. But
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  Speaker 5: absolutely we're looking pretty foul, pretty wretched, and I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if we're all stressed out because we've got a
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  Speaker 5: big dinner party coming up this Friday at Old Hoddy Chizbots.
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  Speaker 5: You know, maybe we're all worried about how well it's
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  Speaker 5: going to go. Is the food going to be any good?
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  Speaker 6: Keysy?
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  Speaker 5: Is the conversation going to flow? Is it going to
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  Speaker 5: be a little bit awkward?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I don't know where it's come from, but
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  Speaker 5: certainly all of us have got humongous puss monsters on
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  Speaker 5: our face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I was making the comment to Kesy earlier.
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  Speaker 2: He usually has very lovely skin. He does, he has
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  Speaker 2: lovely skin. But now he's got the scrobbing, massive mountain
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  Speaker 2: of a pustule on the side of his forehead, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking directly at it as we speak, and it's
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  Speaker 2: making me feel slightly nauseous.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, here you go.
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  Speaker 3: Good to be here. To be honest, didn't think twice
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  Speaker 3: about having a small ZiT on my head until I
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  Speaker 3: walk Jason. It's not even that big of a deal,
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  Speaker 3: al right, It's like we haven't all broken out in
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  Speaker 3: the bloody acney.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm pretty covid man, I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh listen, I'll put it to you guys that we
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  Speaker 2: maybe say the pugs no video of today's show, No pecks, no,
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  Speaker 2: no anything.
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  Speaker 3: If you're worried about your appearance man, and you think
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  Speaker 3: that people need you to be looking good at all times.
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  Speaker 5: Sweet, Yeah, I'm sure people won't saying anything negative. Let
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  Speaker 5: me say a video does come out or a photo
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  Speaker 5: does come out, nobody will mention the massives that you've
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  Speaker 5: got on your cheek at the moment. Man might say
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  Speaker 5: a word about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's true. One on my cheek and one
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  Speaker 2: of my forehead as well.
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  Speaker 3: You've got one on your temple. It's like a temple
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  Speaker 3: where people go to worship acne.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's so that's where we are at. Hey, Mogi,
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  Speaker 2: what's coming up on the show? Mate?
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  Speaker 7: On the Big Show with old.
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  Speaker 5: Well, mostly what we'll be doing is bagging each other
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  Speaker 5: if they're having massive zits. You know, once it dawned
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  Speaker 5: on us that we all had massive honkers, that's sort
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  Speaker 5: of out the content for the next three years. So
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  Speaker 5: imagine it will be the same with our zips. There'll
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  Speaker 5: be a bit of chat today fellas with the One
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  Speaker 5: the Only Charlie Gubb. The preseason has started for the Warriors.
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  Speaker 5: That means we've got the gabinator back.
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  Speaker 3: Also huge news around state of origin, coming newsation.
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  Speaker 5: Oh mate, we'll be talking to Gubby about all of that,
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  Speaker 5: and coming up next we'll be talking about our Valentine's Days. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: our respect to Valentine's Day. If you had an absolute
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  Speaker 5: ripper over the weekend, by all means, give us a
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  Speaker 5: call an eight hundred herdeche or text us on three
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  Speaker 5: four eight three. We want to hear about it. If
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  Speaker 5: you did something unique or if you just had an
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  Speaker 5: absolute shocker, Yeah, that's probably more likely.
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  Speaker 2: Happy should we start off with a bit of food
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  Speaker 2: fighters fellows for.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Radio head There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon, the time being fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking Valentine's Day, aren't we feelers now, Kezy, you're
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  Speaker 2: a bit of an old romantic romantic romantic. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know way to look at the moment when I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at you, but talk us through Valentine.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that bad?
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  Speaker 4: It's a vesuvious.
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  Speaker 5: It's got a couple of buttons undone on as.
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  Speaker 4: The weird crocodile.
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  Speaker 3: The weird thing is my Purple's not that big. Neither
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  Speaker 3: is neither is Moggi's and neither is yours.
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  Speaker 5: I know Jason is shock and burst, but anyway I
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  Speaker 5: can feel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am romantic. This Saturday was Valentine's Day. I
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  Speaker 3: slept and my wife woke up early, went to the gym.
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  Speaker 3: She gets it. Yeah, yeah, she gets getting after it.
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  Speaker 3: And then we sort of spent the day doing housework.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah what did you do?
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  Speaker 3: Now? It was helping? Yeah, like what I folded all
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  Speaker 3: our laundry?
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  Speaker 5: Nice man? Did she then refold it. That's what happens
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  Speaker 5: at my house on Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm actually the folder. I followed them all into
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  Speaker 3: little swans, every single piece of clothing we have nice obviously,
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  Speaker 3: And then we went for a walk and then we
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  Speaker 3: went to the neighbors for drinks.
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  Speaker 6: That's good ship.
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  Speaker 3: And then we got home. I was still hungry, so
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  Speaker 3: I ate cheeseballs on the couch and watched angle bit
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  Speaker 3: humping videos on YouTube.
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  Speaker 5: Set the moon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she had gone a bid but and she messaged
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  Speaker 3: me on by phone, say, can you shut that?
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  Speaker 5: You were you hammered? Because you do really put that
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  Speaker 5: on when you're passed out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, Now, what did you guys do now that
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  Speaker 3: we've done two minutes on my Valentine's Day and my paper?
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  Speaker 3: What did you get up to?
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  Speaker 5: While we were in bed? I made my wife a
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  Speaker 5: coffee in bed, took it in there, and I said,
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  Speaker 5: happy Valentine's Day, by the way, and she laughed, went yeah, here,
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  Speaker 5: happy Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: Then I took my daughter swimming. Then I went to
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  Speaker 5: a fiftieth by myself. Then I ate a box of
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  Speaker 5: cheese and bacon shapes on the couch there by myself.
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  Speaker 5: My wife had gone to bed.
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  Speaker 3: What'd you get up to? Jay's Well?
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  Speaker 2: I woke up on Saturday morning, and through the filtering
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  Speaker 2: light of our massive curtains, I made slow and gentle
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  Speaker 2: love with myself. Unbeknownst to my wife, I had secretly
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  Speaker 2: decked out the lounge with flowers and roses everywhere and
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  Speaker 2: every crevice and every.
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  Speaker 3: Corner crevices does your lounge have?
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  Speaker 2: And then I'd ordered some guys to come around and
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  Speaker 2: prepare a breakfast for my wife with a small musical
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  Speaker 2: ensemble in the corner.
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  Speaker 4: Then I showered and.
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  Speaker 2: We went back to bed, and by the golden light
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  Speaker 2: of the morning, we may love again again. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'd already made love with myself at.
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  Speaker 5: This point, so you went into it? Did you play
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  Speaker 5: your keyboard? Why'd you get those other guys? And you're
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  Speaker 5: a dab hand when it comes to put the tunes
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  Speaker 5: out on the old ivories.
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  Speaker 2: Then I said, lockdown and I'm just going to pop
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  Speaker 2: out and get some stuff for lunch. And I, instead
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  Speaker 2: of doing that, serenaded her under the apartment window.
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  Speaker 5: Nice few tunes from dy Jay, and then.
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  Speaker 2: We went for a stroll along the waterfront getting our
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  Speaker 2: cays and.
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  Speaker 4: Came back relaxed. I gave her a foot rub on
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  Speaker 4: the couch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we watched a movie together.
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  Speaker 5: What was a movie?
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  Speaker 4: Die Hard?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't villashed your Keezy. I'm just building up to
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  Speaker 2: the good parts.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what happened you again? I just don't believe you
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  Speaker 3: in that point? Three times?
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  Speaker 2: Here's Faith No More.
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  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: White Stripes. There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show. This
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  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon, the time being four twenty seven.
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  Speaker 5: Fellas, I went to a fiftieth birthday over the weekend,
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  Speaker 5: sEH Man, fiftieth.
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  Speaker 2: How does that make you, or that you're going to
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  Speaker 2: fiftieths M A bit older jas a little bit older man.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't bother me a hell of a lot. But
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  Speaker 5: it's certainly a downward spiral, because after fiftieth it's sixtieth. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and after sixtieth it's mostly funerals.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's when people, I think sixty seventies people
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  Speaker 2: start dying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I think so, and you start reading the obituary every day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, bits, I'm looking forward to that. We'll stay getting
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  Speaker 5: the paper again for the old bits. But this is
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  Speaker 5: a good made of mine. I met him when I
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  Speaker 5: was backpacking in Australia in nineteen ninety nine, so twenty
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  Speaker 5: seven years ago. That's hard to believe.
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  Speaker 3: Jason, you haven twelve, Jason, crazy and old Jimbo.
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  Speaker 5: There is a mad bastard. He's a Pommy Feller there,
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  Speaker 5: mad dog, and our entire relationship has been built around
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  Speaker 5: being mad dogs. Yes, if we catch up, we just
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  Speaker 5: start mad dog. And what does that mean? Getting on
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  Speaker 5: the person on the hammer, smoking, smoking darts and hard
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  Speaker 5: you know? But this year I'm on the wagon again.
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  Speaker 5: I did it last year as well, and I remember
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  Speaker 5: last year it was around about this time. I've been
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  Speaker 5: good all the way up until this point. Then I
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  Speaker 5: had a fiftieth to go to. It's on a Wednesday night,
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  Speaker 5: you remember that, And I thought to myself, look, I'll
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  Speaker 5: just go to this one fiftieth. I'll have a drink
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  Speaker 5: at this This will be my one drink for the year,
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  Speaker 5: and then for the rest of the year I won't drink.
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  Speaker 5: So I drank it that fiftieth I got home at
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  Speaker 5: about seven o'clock in the morning on a Thursday, and
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  Speaker 5: then I continue to drink for the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 5: So this year I was determined that I wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 5: So I went along. And the trick is, I think,
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  Speaker 5: if you're going to go, and this year itune fifty.
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  Speaker 5: So I've got about thirty fiftieth to go to this year,
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  Speaker 5: just all none of them I'm allowed to drink it. Well,
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  Speaker 5: none of them are going to drink it. So it's
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  Speaker 5: going to be it's going to be a busy day.
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  Speaker 3: Like obviously it's great that you've made this commitment, but
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  Speaker 3: is there a part of you that's like, Wow, maybe
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  Speaker 3: next year.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't timed it. Great.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's a shocker, travelers, keysy.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a lot of work to do then, and
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it if I'm constantly pissed up or hangover. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so I'm just we'll see how I go anyway. But
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  Speaker 5: the trick that I've decided to employ is you get that,
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  Speaker 5: so this is a sign that it's the fiftieth.
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  Speaker 3: Started at midday. Great.
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  Speaker 5: I like that the kids were being locked after elsewhere.
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  Speaker 5: They were coming home at eight. Party finished at eight.
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  Speaker 5: You have to get out. Yeah, So twelve fiftieth is
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  Speaker 5: twelve to eight. Every other party starts at eight, finishes
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  Speaker 5: whenever in the morning at some point. But when you
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  Speaker 5: get to fifty, this is what you're doing now. And
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  Speaker 5: I was one hundred percent on board for it. The
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  Speaker 5: other side, my trick was it starts at twelve. I
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  Speaker 5: get there at twelve first, one there first, So I
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  Speaker 5: just want to be there when things aren't out of control,
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  Speaker 5: So I want to get there first, one through the door,
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  Speaker 5: have a bit of quality time, and then I was
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  Speaker 5: gone two hours later, so it's gone. But I was
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  Speaker 5: gone by two and I didn't say goodbye to anyone.
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  Speaker 5: I just walked out the door that you're going.
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  Speaker 3: To do this thirty more.
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  Speaker 4: That's the hoody ja method, and.
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  Speaker 3: No, you j method is not to go, not to
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  Speaker 3: go at all.
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  Speaker 2: But I like going to more and more things. But
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  Speaker 2: and also it's really nice in that scenario to have
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  Speaker 2: an end time.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And you know, I.
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  Speaker 2: Used to fret a lot about leaving a party and
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  Speaker 2: not saying goodbye and all that sort of stuff because
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  Speaker 2: I found saying goodbye could take up to a bloody
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  Speaker 2: hour in itself, so I'd be like, okay, But what
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  Speaker 2: I realized is that most parties people are pretty much
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  Speaker 2: passed anyway, and they don't even remember you leaving.
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  Speaker 5: I notice, not at all. But I completely agree. But
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  Speaker 5: if you are going to say goodbye, you start your
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  Speaker 5: goodbye by the front door. Yes, don't start your goodbye
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  Speaker 5: on the other side of the party and you've got
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  Speaker 5: to make your way through it. You start right by
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  Speaker 5: the door, and then you're out right, you're gone. So
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  Speaker 5: it worked pretty well. I was in and I was out,
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  Speaker 5: and I was home not too too long after that.
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  Speaker 5: They ended up going through my mate to about one
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  Speaker 5: o'clock in the morning, great after most people have left.
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  Speaker 5: He kept on going and then was back into it again. Yes, today,
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  Speaker 5: which is what happens. Which is what happens.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, how's Jimbo shaping up? Is he in
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  Speaker 2: good neck?
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  Speaker 5: Jimbo? Jimbo isn't good Nick? Actually considering how much Percy
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  Speaker 5: puts away. Yeah, but he's you know, he's somebody's that
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  Speaker 5: he's had a lot of training. But I'm pretty happy
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  Speaker 5: with that. I'm pretty happy with that. But I am
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  Speaker 5: keen for any advice on three for three about how
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  Speaker 5: I can make sure that I stay sober for the year.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure there'll be some advice saying, just hard en up,
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  Speaker 5: get on the hammer. What are you doing you're a goose?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Piss up or shut up, that kind of stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: maybe one that's all though, responsibly whatever you do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also Jason, the issue with when whenever you say
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  Speaker 3: goodbye at a party is you insist on having this
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  Speaker 3: music playing and you stand up on a chair.
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  Speaker 2: I just find keysy in that scenario.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, your mad bastards.
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  Speaker 2: You get to say goodbye to everyone all at once,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? You don't have to go
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  Speaker 2: individual by individual by individual.
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  Speaker 4: It drives me nuts to the goodbye.
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  Speaker 3: You could stand up on a chair, just go.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody I'm leaving say we love that kind of attention,
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I love it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 4: Tune in on Radio Sound Garden.
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  Speaker 2: There on the radio, Hold Nkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is four forty one and we've got our
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  Speaker 2: league correspondent, the backbone, the legend that is Charlie Gubb
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  Speaker 2: on the line.
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  Speaker 4: Get it, Charlie and Mad Barsart. How's life are you?
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  Speaker 6: Mad Barsad? Your big sponk bubble.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, man, love good man.
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  Speaker 8: That's got It's been been pretty hectic today. So I
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  Speaker 8: had some big wins over the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: You did, You had some big wins?
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  Speaker 6: No, Wellington did, and you know how wins and portal
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: just win will.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, gotcha, gotcha. I've got a bit of a
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  Speaker 2: bone to pick with you, actually, Charlie, Charlie, old Mogi
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  Speaker 2: Mogie sent me a picture that you had sent him,
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  Speaker 2: I presume, over the weekend, and I stupidly had a
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  Speaker 2: look at it while I was eating my baguette.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not happy Charlie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not happy with the images that you're sending to
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  Speaker 2: old Mogi.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's just one of the perops of the job. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I've not i'd share it with my old mate Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: Well, me and me and Charlie have known each other
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  Speaker 5: for a little while now and he's invited me into
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  Speaker 5: He's got a group called Gubs Grogans and everywhere every
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: week you'll send him the best grogan that's been put
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: in one of his portloos and there's about probably three
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  Speaker 5: or four thousand in the group. Charlie and Jesus, it's
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  Speaker 5: a treat. I look forward to it every Monday.
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  Speaker 6: N Yeah, there is.
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  Speaker 8: It's I don't really reveal what sights they get them
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  Speaker 8: from over I'll be turning up there the next day.
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  Speaker 3: And just for those listening that don't know, Charlie runs
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Porter Kan which is a Portoloo rental service down and Willington.
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  Speaker 3: They're get in touch with you with anything, Charlie. The
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  Speaker 3: reason we're having a yancey today, Mate is obviously to
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: catch up on the latest of Gubs Grogans, but also
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  Speaker 3: there's been some big news around State of Origin. Firstly,
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  Speaker 3: they announced that State of Origin is officially coming to
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  Speaker 3: Auckland next year. Is that something you're fissted for?
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  Speaker 6: I reckon it's good.
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  Speaker 8: I've been listening to I had z be On, I
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  Speaker 8: hate z b I'm I reckon man, but had there
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  Speaker 8: be on all day for some reason. And yeah, a
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  Speaker 8: few losers ringing up.
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  Speaker 6: They don't like the idea of it. But I think
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  Speaker 6: it's good.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Do you reckon it'll be successful, Charlie? Because I mean,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: obviously it's like an Australian you know, it's the highlight
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: of the Australian League calendar. It is bigger than NRL.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe the Grand Final comes close. Do you reckon? You
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: know they'll flock over here for it.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: I reckon people will come over.
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: But I reckon there's enough hardcore fans a New Zealand
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: that's going to sell out pretty quick.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: I think it's not. It doesn't.
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it's going to be a regular thing.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: You know. I think it's it's cool that they're trialing it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: And success is what's that word? That's what's that? What's
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: the word I'm looking for? It's not cool?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: Success?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, success is cool. That's a good point, Charlie, objective.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and did you watch the troll match there on satellite, Charlie.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: We played against the Manly Seagulls. I watched it. It
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: was it wasn't great.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: It wasn't great.
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: It's a trial match, yeah, and you know, and relatively
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: injury free. So it's just got the first one under
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: was about hopefully a bit of improvement on the next one.
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: You've got to remember these guys have just been training
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: and that's the first real hit out and it was
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: lots of different combinations and stuff like that. So don't
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: don't get too down and I so reckon.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: We'll be back. Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: I think I think we will be as well.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: He's already off the wise for maybe next year. Maybe
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: next year, Charlie. I question too, mate. They've changed the
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: rules around state of origin and who can represent now.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Formerly you had to play for Australia if you played
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: in state of origin. Now it's official. It doesn't matter
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: which international country you play for. You can still play
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: state of origin if you did, in fact play in
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: the clubs within New South Wales or Queensland while coming through.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I personally am very excited about that change because it
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: means you know your Tommy is your son, Mores, the
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Kiwi's now will be a lot stronger. I mean you're
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: a bloke who you know, was around the fringes of
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: state of origin for a long time there, man, how
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: do you feel about that change?
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah? No, I was thanks for bringing that up.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I was actually what Chirlie.
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: Your big bundle of sticks? I think it's good putting
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: my serious head on. You know, there's the game's kind
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: of change. You've got a lot of second and third
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: generation people living in New Zealand and Australia that you
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: know that might have heritage to the island countries and
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: stuff like that. The world's changing, so you just got
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: to get with the times. And I don't think it's
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: it's only going to make the product better. You know,
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: you're going to have better players.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Plan couldn't sit a bit of myself, Charlie.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, great stuff, Charlie.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Thanks for that, mate, And can you add me to
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Charlie's Grogan's.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Chats Grogans O Gabs Grogans.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Someone's got to leave for you to come in.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: People. The worst part is the photo that Moggie sent
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: to our group chat. My phone is sent to auto
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: download and so I've now saw it's now I've got
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: to a photo of a massive portaloo Grogan saved to
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: my library. Thank you very much for chatting Charlie. We'll
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: chat to you once the Warrior seasons up and running.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Mate legend, have a good one, fellows, good mate.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Here's a peck season the Hdarchy Big Show week days
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Indeed the Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hoed Lucky
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is four point
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: fifty three.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Let's talk to you.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fellows are ah, Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: How'd that go? Oh gee?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Loved it? He fellas.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I watched a new documentary that's come out on Netflix
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: called Deeper Deeper Fellas, and it's about a guy who's
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: a caverre. He does a deep. He's a deep he
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: dives in water that is in caves. Dude, you got
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: no idea. He's an Australian fellow there and he comes
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: to New Zealand and because there's a huge cave which
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: I had never heard of, and I know my caves.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: It's one of the things I pride myself on knowing
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: about what's your favorite cave or nick. It's called the
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Pierce Resurgence, this cave and it goes down hundreds and
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: hundreds of meters and it's a bit of a maze
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: of different caverns and rooms and tunnels and things, but.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Goes very very deep.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: This fellow here, this Ossie fellow, he's also an anethetist,
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: happens to be. And he's got another mate who's also
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: an anethetist as well, and they're both deep sea deep
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: cave diving fellers. And that's just happens to be what
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: their job was. When in twenty seventeen or whereever it was,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: they had those those thirty or twelve Thai kids, school
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: children and their teacher.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Were caught the football team.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were caught in a in a cave over
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: entirely and after it flooded, and they are two kilometers deep,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: not a great place to be. So they got these
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: ossie guys in over there, and their plan was, well,
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: what about if you're going to have to knock these
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: kids out, they're going to have to be unconscious and
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: they're going to have to bring them up to the surface. Now,
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: the concern was, of course that they might drown in
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: the process, and they wouldn't know that they're goggles or
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: their breathing apparatus had filled up with water. Because they're
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: on conscious, they wouldn't react in any kind of way
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: anyway long and the short of it was they got
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: them out completely successfully. The problem that they have when
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: you get really deep is that you end up getting
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: nitrogen in your bloodstream, which completely roots you at a
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: certain depth. This Australian guy in this documentary, he invents
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: the idea of once you get to two hundred meters
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: below the surface, you then start breathing in the hydrogen
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: and that would negate the effects of the bens never
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: been trilled in the history of the world. This is
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: a claustrophobic, horrendous documentary. Really interesting guys, but the pressure
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: that it puts on family to achieve something that I mean,
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: it's all that you've got these explorers down through history,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: right that don't care about anybody else's feelings and do
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: what they want. Nail biting stuff, really tense, tense stuff.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Towards the end they highly recommend I reckon.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: For buses is fair.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: It's not exciting all the way through, but pretty amazing
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: guys that you guys that have managed to yes the
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: boundaries of something like this unreal. I watched another documentary
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: on that cave rescue, right, and they tried Originally they
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: tried drilling down from the surface to try and find it,
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: and they drill a whole heap of holes and they
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: would take.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Ages to get down. They finally got one that went
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: near a cavern where these people were underground and the
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: original plan was to get them up through the tiny
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: hole that they drilled and just stuff like that. Yeah, horrific.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: That's the stuff of nightmare for me. The idea of
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: going underwater and really skinny little caves is probably my
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: biggest fear.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: They do this thing, and this where you, well, you're
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: in water, so you're freaking out. But what they have
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: is when they resurface, right, because they've gone so far down,
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: they have to spend twelve hours acclimatizing back to the surface.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: So they have these little, these little huts that have
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: air in them. The first one is at twenty eight
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: meters from the surface and they have to and then
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: there's another one at sixteen meters from the surface and
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: they have to spend hours in these little containers that
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: are like those plastic palaty container sorts of unbelievable.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: It was, I was.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: It was taken everything I could not to keep picking
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: up my phone to distract myself what was happening from
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: what was happening on the screen.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Horrible, Yes, wow, py right stuff Mogil. Maybe give that
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a little look tonight. Heaps coming up after five o'clock.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Though Keyzy isn't there, mate.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: It certainly is. Man, don't forget to listen out for
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: the Reburger stinging yourself a fifty dollar Reburger voucher plus
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: a little update on the Winter Olympics.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: To great staff mate.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: The whole ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days a four on radio.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Hold Ike, welcome back in messive Mac Blones, hope you're
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: surviving Monday. You're listening to the Big Show, brought to
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• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and Gorme eats that will change
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: the game.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: You don't know that, one, jays, No, not so man,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: can you play that again?
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: It's good?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I like it?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, well like it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: It's just I just think I've been picky for the
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: sake of it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Well, no, it just feels a little bit half assed.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: No, that's great. He's tried really hard with it and
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: it sounds sort of like this one.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: To be honest, it's great. I just have a bit
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: of an issue with pugs at the moment, which we're
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: going to address very short, because I don't know if
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: you guys can tell, but.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I'm I can tell. Man, you break it out.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I am human, And if you're just joining the show,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: by the way, something horrificous happened to us and we're
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: all breaking out in massive, massive zets And I don't
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: know why. Stress maybe, but normally Keesy has lovely skin.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: But it's just shocking it is you look.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Your pimples are the worst out of all of us,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Jay say that they are. You could barely see mogis
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: And I looked in the mirror when I went to
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: when I went wheeze before, and mine's not even their bed.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Keezus Stone, Well, when I look at you across the
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: studio desk, I thought I was seeing double there two
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: heads on my forehead.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: But also we've had some correspondence from Matt Heath.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: We certainly haven't we go on as well? For once,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: instead of us giving out the advice, we asked someone
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: else some advice we did. Yeah, use actually, oh good
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: for another physical element you're dealing with.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about kicking off with a bit
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: of peel jee it?
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Good?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: tune in.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Four on radio.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Indeed the Black Keys there on the radio Hodarchy Big
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fifteen minutes past
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: five o'clock. And fellas, if you don't mind, I have
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: a raging bone to pick.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I get a bone of it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Who with And with that in mind, we have Pugs
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: in the studio with us, Fellas. Now, I like to think, Fellas,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: that we have certain standards on this show.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: And I'd like to think also that you know, we've
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: got each other's backs.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: We're one team, man, we look out for each other.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: We've got each other's backs. So you can imagine my
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: horror when yesterday, I believe it was I look on
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the Instagram page we're upon, Pugson has published the most
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: disgusting foul picture of me on the Instagram account to
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: our millions, our millions of followers. Yes, and you've blown
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: it up, which makes it look even worse.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Honestly, Jason, look at that photo and feel free to
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: go have a lot hodak your big show on Instagram.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I think you've never looked better.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: True, truly, I was on the couch when I saw
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: that there was a bit of effort and Jeff and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: going on and Hoidy Jason put don't make it, would
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: just stop doing that.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Though you're just showing photos of massively zoomed and schnarzes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Now, not only was it, you know, it was in
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: an unflattering moment when I'd taken my head off, Pugs
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: on it also fiddled with it and put it some
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: kind of weird lens on it to elongate my face
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: even further and to fully accentuate my massive snares.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: What say you, Pugs?
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: Hello, Jayce, you watched me walk in the studio door.
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: You took off your Reburger cat that you were wearing
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: at the time, and you were plagued by hat here,
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: which you proceeded to extent you eight with your own
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: hands to give yourself what I can only describe as
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: almost a middle part, but quite flat. You then watched
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: me take out because if you look at the photo,
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: you're actually looking into the camera. So you watched me
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: take my phone out of my pocket, place it directly
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: in front of your honker and take a photo.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: You say, directly in front, you were standing about two
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: meters back.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: And can I also say that just because you take
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: a photo of us, you've got a feature of my photos?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: But are you going to publish that? I don't think so.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Some things remain sacred, dumb, you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean. And it's like, come on, you
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: can't throw your colleagues under that the humiliation that I've
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: had to endure, you know. And I think back to keys'
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Kez's outrage when he did the hot box debarcle when
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: he did the.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Hot box for the Fun Hot Boats.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: That's right, come on, parksn this is nothing like that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: This is Pugs has deliberately taken a photo of you
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: and managed to find a very unflattering angle and he's
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: up without.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Somehow he's showing your whole face in it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Somehow he's not filtered, just by the way, yeah, no
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: filter on the photo. And he hasn't he hasn't given
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: you a warning that he was going to do it,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: And ultimately, I think Jase the the impression.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Speak for themselves. It's got over eight hundred likes here.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: What's amazing about that is it's been shared very few times,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Like people are like, yeah, I like it, but I
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: don't want one else to see it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Well, I like it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I liking it to Charlie Gubb sending you a grogan picture.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: That's why people aren't sharing it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You know, what I mean on your face is the
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: same as it dumb in a portaloo.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: So what you're saying now to even it out, I
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: want you to go and take a photo of Mogi's
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: massive set, and I want it close, and I want
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: it very focused, and I want it published tonight. Well.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: The difference, Jace, between these two situations is one of consent.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: It's one of consent. Out when Pugs took a photo
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: of you, you consented to the photo. I don't consent.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: So if you're telling Pegs to ignore the lack of consent,
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: then you're a big and shock and bastard than I've
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: put you for.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Honestly, people online though, Jose, they're actually loving, they're loving
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: it man, it's the thing. JC and Z asks how
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: long have you been sleeping in advice? Do you feel bad? Pugs?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Do you want to apologize? What is it? Do you
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: want to apologize?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: What do you want?
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: I think there's a reasonable expectation that when I come
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: in here and take a photo of you, and you
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: pose for the photo, and you set yourself up for
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: the photo, you can probably expect. In fact, I'm surprised
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: you didn't expect to see it on the story that day.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Right, So you think that if you come and take
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: a photo, you know that it's for social media?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Get out, Get out, Pugs.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarking.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't he Bush there?
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  Speaker 2: On the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: time is five forty two.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Regular listeners to the show will be familiar with a
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: little segment we do called meat Patty Naps sixty nine.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That's right. People can email it and email it at
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  Speaker 3: any point, ask a question. It's a hundred percent anonymous,
• 32:17
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• 32:19
  Speaker 3: you if we read it out on the show.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: It's basically us giving advice. Fallas that's right, And then
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Mogi had the idea it was last week, I believe,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: what about if someone gives us advice?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Sometimes that's right?
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Because we were running out of entries, weren't we. So
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: we thought to ourselves, well, maybe it's at the point
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: now where we can start asking some people that we
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: know to give us some advice on the issues that
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: we're having. For example, and in this case, Hoidy J
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: is having some terrible issues with his back door. There's anose,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: and we thought to ourself, who better to give us
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: advice on that than Matt Heath, who's had extensive issues.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Ah, that was bowls. Don't they call them old backdoor Heath?
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Theyhead?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah the past, Yeah yeah, but I think he's got
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: on top of it. Thus it makes sense. And can
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I just say that my nose is fine, hemorrhoid, heyt
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: It's just that I was getting a fact affected by
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: dorito dust.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I bought a pack of the doritos you
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: ate them, and then you claimed that it blocked you
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: up for days. Yeah, and then it was my fault
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and that you can't eat doritos and that you might
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: be allergtered to dorito dust. You didn't ask Matt Heath
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: what you should do about it, and here is backdoor
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Heath's official response.
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: Hatem, Matt heathaer Valentine's Day evening, great question about the
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: back end, and you correctly have noted that I have
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: persistent hemorrhoids. I'm not really doing anything about them anymore.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: I'm just more living with them, sort of let and
• 33:46
  Speaker 9: let live, live and let live kind of approach to
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: my roids at the moment. But Ady J one hundred
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: percent correct. It's that it's the it's the dust. It's
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: the dorito dust that does it.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Chip dust, Dorito.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Dust, And.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: Like you, I just can't can't stop shoving it in
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: my face. So basically, you either get busy living or
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: you get busy dying, and I've got busy living with Rhoyds.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: If you want to do something about it, then just
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: get off the dorito dust, all right?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Hope that helps in Happy Valentine's Day. Love you. Who
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: are you.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Going tell you see it as a thing? Yeah, I mean,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: if anyone knows about backdoor stuff, it's.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Mad Heath, it's backdoor Heath. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, So what
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: are you gonna do about it?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I'll just get eating Doritos and I'll just live with it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I think feel one. So maybe buy another packet tomorrow.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Keezy, I'm not buying you no, because you still have
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: said thank you. All you did was complain that I
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: made you sick.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hold.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Ks she Hunt there on the radio Hodnarkey Big Show
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. The time is five fifty five.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Fellers. Don't forget this season. We've teamed up with the
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Beans in Breakers and we are running the backbone Bench.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: It is a seat for you and three mates courtside,
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: best seats in the house, with free food and beverages
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  Speaker 3: as well. This Thursday, the Breakers are taking on the
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  Speaker 3: kNs Taipans at Spark Arena up in Auckland. If you'd
• 35:16
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  Speaker 3: text the word bench to three four eight three. You
• 35:20
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• 35:21
  Speaker 4: See you're there, I'll tell you what.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Actually everyone that does that loves it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Man, you get your beverages, you get your food. Great
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: right up there in the action. So if you can
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: get involved, that's.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Right bench to three four eight three. Speaking of sports, Yes,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: coming up after sex. We've got a Winter Olympics day.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: That's that's how sports, that's the one.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How do you feel the Olympic sort of dream
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: section is going. Yeah, Keysy's Winter Olympics section.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I think it's great. I think it has not at
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: all fallen by the wayside.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: No, it's been every days. It well, one day last week,
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Well it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Was a couple of days when when stuff happens.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So we'll be bringing that back after six. It's
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: not like an afterthought or like we don't forget about
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: it regularly. No, not at all, forget to put it
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: in the old doc today or anything.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Also, we'll be giving out some advice with our meat
• 36:11
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• 36:13
  Speaker 3: That's right. If you need advice to meet patting them
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• 36:20
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold I Z.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: It is the bloody Big Show and you're listening to it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: It's brought to you by the way by Reburger.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Reburger are serving good times and good food. They also
• 36:35
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• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Back actually fellas with you coming over on Friday.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Why don't we just have reburger?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: What for your housewoman?
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm looking forward to you cookie because the thing
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: about is here's the thing, doy Jay a number one
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  Speaker 5: beast in the world. Yes, that's right, you can find
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: to get to experience it. Oh my goodness, can.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: You make that soup you're always banging on about that,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: your daughter's apparent of chicken.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Chicken noodle soup, chicken, aapoky chicken.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Can you make that for us? Well, I'll hurry up.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: It's usually what I make it after I've had a
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: roast chook.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: See this is a I'll bring one. I'll bring one tomorrow,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: a roast chook just from the supermarket, like in a
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: bag a Betchel's handbags.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, because those ones are too they're toos, They're
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: very moist and it doesn't work so well dry chicken.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: It's usually I have to cook it myself.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, what a lot of ship, Yes, Jason, there's
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: a lot of shit, because you.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: Tell you what.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I want to be busy in the kitchen on Friday.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so just preparing stuff.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I think could you please make us one of your
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: world famous best in the world dishes.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Please, I'll be shocked if you're missus. Literally put the
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: plates on the table.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what my best dishes are. I scrambled eggs,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I said, my scrambled eggs with.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: The best in the world.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, Mogi Parks, you guys want to go to
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Hoodie Jays and have scram That sounds great now. I'm
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: looking forward to it, though, Jason, I'm having dumpling soup tonight, homemade.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Didn't you have dumplings yesterday? Your animal?
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: No?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I had dumplings last week?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Did you have dumplings today as well?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I did it?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: What do you The hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: on Radio hod.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday evening.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: But right now it's time.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: For what's happening in Old Italy at the Old Winter Olympics.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: There with me Keezy. Unfortunately Feller's not a lot of
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: action for New Zealand, still just sitting on the two medals.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Of course. Zoey Sadowski Senter got a silver, Luca Harrington
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: got a bronze last week. Over the weekend though we
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: did have cam Melville Eves who was in the snowboard
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: halfpipe final didn't get a medal, right, and we also
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: had Zoe qualified top of the field at the men's
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: snowboard the women's snowboard slopes, so hopefully she should get
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: another middle which would be excited.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to watch that.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: But in bigger Winter Olympics news, we've actually got old
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Pugs soun here in the studio with us. Is so
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: unfortunately we have to do quite a lot of sting
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: edmund here here we go.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Oh it's Pugs.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Yet a fellas, how you're good things, pugs man. And
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: the reason we've got Pugs in is because we've got
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: a special Winter Olympics edition of Sit Back.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: And Relax because it's doing for contage chat.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: With your host.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: So ah, how good Connie chet.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: First six. Yeah, let me say this, I'm absolutely thrilled.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Huge.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Usually we don't give your heads up, we just saw know,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: so I'm grateful for that at least. So Pugs has
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: been a Connie situation at the Winter Olympics. Who better
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: to speak on this huge issue that new lay it
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: onnust brother Connie correspondent if you will.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: Essentially, the Winter Olympics village ran out of their free
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: prophylactics on Valentine Rangers, Fringers, Johnny's Sure, rubber Dog, whatever
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: you like, rubber Joey.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Eever you want them to be.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: The demand was French letters.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Haven't heard that one.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: The demand was higher than expected, but rest assured they
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: are working hard to ensure more Connie's are delivered to
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: the Winter Olympic village. So apparently around they head around
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: ten thousand there, which is a lot.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: So it's a lot.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: Now, it's not to say that they're always being used
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: for their functional purpose.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: To get some and he puts them over his head and.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I could do that. Obviously, you guys could
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: have with your honkers. I've lost my train of thought now.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: But around ten thousand there, Now that sounds like a lot.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: But that's not as many as the twenty twenty four
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Paris Summer Olympics because that that was around three hundred thousand. Obviously,
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: this is a smaller events, smaller smaller people there. But
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: there's yes, but essentially there's twenty eight hundred athletes, right,
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: ten thousand condoms all gone. Some are given to mates,
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: like some a souvenirs. Obviously they're labeled and merchandized rings.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: Have they got the five rings on them? Five rings
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: on each?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah? Can I can I just say though,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a perfect environment for shagging, isn't it,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: because these these are athletes at the pit and peak condition,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: feeling good. Baby, they're overseas, there's beautiful, gorgeous people walking around.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: It's just as gods shagfest. It's cold over there. To man,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: there must be you know, snow and stuff, so they
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: need to get body heat going and there's hello.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: So can you just confirm is there snow and stuff
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: at the Winter Olympics and the Winter Olympics?
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, which is great, Yeah, but obviously yeah, they
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: are hot people at the peak of their game.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Their bods are rocking.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: And there's also all the social events as well that
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: happened when they finished the events.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, there would be the one time, wouldn't that where
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: you can go away to the snow. Everybody's dressed up there,
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: we're in their big puffer jackets and all of that
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: sort of thing. But if you're at the Olympics, you
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: would know that underneath all of that is a rock
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: and bard. As you're saying, no, one's.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: More chisel than a curler, you know. Yeah, that's true.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Also, ten thousand Connies parks, isn't there like one sitting's
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: worth for you? It's waiting for that?
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Do you eat them?
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: It did sound like he was eating connies.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaky.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Monday evening now, fellows. I was pondering, we must be
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: getting pretty close on Radio Hodaki to giving away our
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: magnificent boat.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: You certainly are, Jason. Are you talking about the fin
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: chase of five three five center console with the Mercury
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: sixty horse and the Voyager trailer.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: That's the one easy.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: It's all worth over seventy five thousand dollars and all
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: you have to do is name it. We are getting
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: close to giving the sucker away. People have been texting,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: so people have been texting boat to three four eight
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: three getting themselves in there. All you have to do
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: is name the damn thing. I got a few names
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: here to run past you guys, just to see what
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: you think. Wet dreams.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's like generally, let's see it and
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: you go, that's not a bad name. But it just
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: doesn't get grabby straight away, does it. No, And it's
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: it's a little bit juvenile.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Right, fishing teats because and then it isn't brackets, farmer's
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: pun fish and teats instead of squishing teats or pulling
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: teats your fishing. Oh, I think if you have to
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: explain it, yeah, please, that's not how it works.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: The Internet just turned it off and then on again.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: That should be gone.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Smells like fish, smells like fish. Yeah, I mean that's
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: pretty good, right because obviously whatever they care, they're on
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: the ocean, it's gonna smell like fish. Looks like a
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: boat would be another one looks like boat. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: that's a good note. You should take boat to three
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: four eight, three milg. You what about this one here?
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Five buzzies. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: That works for me.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Jeremy swells. Jeremy swells.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: They're going to regret that if they win it. It
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: kind of makes sense now, But when they're out on
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: the water.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: And you're flowing around on Jeremy swells and you could
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: have had looks like a boat or your or five busies.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go. I'm just going to run
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: through a whole lot of them. You just say yes
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: or no to them, are right? The tasty tentacle no,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: the hadaky voyager rub and tug.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Rub.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: There I have gills gone wild, Yes, sloppy seamen, lazy seamen,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: the seaman yes yes, Floaty boaty yes, rusty dog, Keithy's
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Cashy's rubber ducky, old mat squid fig that's a reference
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: from four and a half years ago. The g lane spot,
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: the drunken sailor, Big Bess, Bonanza fin and there's just
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: so many entries here.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: We're must be getting up to close to a million
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: entries now actually at three million OOW. That's incredible, yeah
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: and understandable. It's an amazing boat. And it's seventy five thoonies.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: That's right, taxtboat to three four eight three, Get yourself
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: and the drawer. It's the great Radio Hurducky boat giveaway
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: with Finn Chaser boats designed by fishermen, four.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Fishermen show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's a big
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: show done and downstead for your Monday afternoon In the
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: podcast outro, we were basically talking about how hideous we
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: all looked.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: At the moment.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Well mostly you were mostly me. Yeah, as you were talking, Yeah,
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: we all are terrible.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you mentioned it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: But this is about fitness and it comes out at
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: seven thirty pm tonight, so give it a search.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I mean fat and walking to ten k's. I mean
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: it's better than enough of that's sure, it's more than I.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: The only reason domin, the only reason I want to
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: be to get up full of reach.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: That won't help, won't it?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: No, A long way to get that, going to.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Get a pump that blood.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I knew that was going to be the clip. Really, yes, yes.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: I couldn't remember a thing about it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I think it should be like an honor to be
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: the clip on the show at night. Yes, we should
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: a positive thing. It's like, wow, you said such a
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: great thing about wanting to walk until you could finally
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: get an interaction again and it made the cut.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Totally then totally, thanks for all Jason.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: It's almost like player of the day.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: It is. Yeah, most improved players. Yes, shogunbars, Hey, Mogi,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: what's up. I'm going to go to my office. I've
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: got to assemble some shelves. I had a shocker. Actually
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: should use this for content, but I went over the
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: weekend this guy was selling some stuff out of a
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: studio he's got, so went and brought a whole bunch
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: of it. Today I had to go and hire a
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: truck pick up these shelves transport it to the new office.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: And then I couldn't get the f and things up
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: that f and stairs, so I had to if and
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: take them all apart. And now I've got to go
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: to the f and office tonight and reassemble the mother effers.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: And then there's another one that I have to take
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: apart and move it upstairs and then reassemble time.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: And I am loving it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Jase lives in the city. Oh that's right, your office
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: is in the city US. Jason, I know you talk
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: all the time about how you're always shelving. Why don't
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: you give Mogie a hand shelving?
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: Why don't you.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Actually, I don't think Jay's helping you with some shelves
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: is going.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to make it better, make yeah, I mean
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I'm happy to how.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: You can help you with.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, true?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Can you go along and film this for INSTAGRAMM Keezy.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Hello, what's that's right?
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Suit?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Deconstructed dumpling suit.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: My wife's making that. What about you, mel? What are
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: you having?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Bang Bang chicken chicken Dootoo's chicken, Bang Bang chicken dooche
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Doo's chicken. Good stuff, Hey, check out check out, check
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: out the Instagram, check out the podcast good Stuff Till
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow here later right