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Daniel & Matthew Libman Disobey Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: But I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: you're our presences presents enough.
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  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how did you
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  Speaker 2: dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger weird.
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  Speaker 3: Uh what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: All people wanted me to talk about. I went and
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  Speaker 3: did the skydiving that Chris Grace gave to me. The
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  Speaker 3: I fly at the Universal City Walk, which is kind
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  Speaker 3: of the gem of Los Angeles. I went at eleven
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  Speaker 3: am last Wednesday. Had the time of my life, just
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  Speaker 3: a thrill. I mean, if the instructor had just let
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  Speaker 3: me do my own thing, it probably have been more exciting.
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  Speaker 3: But he held on to me the entire time. No
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  Speaker 3: one will just let me be me ah, and I
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  Speaker 3: probably won't go back. I mean, this is in the
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  Speaker 3: middle of a mall, in the middle of a theme park,
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  Speaker 3: so it's not that accessible. But I had a wonderful time.
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  Speaker 3: It's changed me and you're going to feel that throughout
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the episodes of this podcast, So just
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  Speaker 3: buckle up. I adore today's guests. I just think they're
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  Speaker 3: so wonderful. It's Matthew and Daniel Lipman. You guys welcomed.
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  Speaker 3: I said, no gifts, thank you for having us, Thank
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  Speaker 3: you so much of course. Well, I mean you begged
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  Speaker 3: for months.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, months, years. We had a bit when you started
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  Speaker 5: the podcast that we were offended. That was only kind
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  Speaker 5: of half a bit, uh, that we hadn't been asked.
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  Speaker 5: And I think it was five years ago. When was that?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's been it's almost five years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so the pretty much for the entire run
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  Speaker 5: and all the podcasts you've done. How many times have
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  Speaker 5: I sent you the Instagram post about the podcast since? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Hmm yeah, really scraping the bottom of the barrel. It's
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  Speaker 5: probably there have been multiple friends of ours who have
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  Speaker 5: been on I think three or four times. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: think do you think got her five time? Or she's
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  Speaker 5: got the jacket?
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  Speaker 3: She said she had to be on a fifth time
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  Speaker 3: before you too would be allowed?
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  Speaker 5: How is it up to her?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's just kind of a shadow producer.
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  Speaker 5: Got it, got it? Got it?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 5: It is truly an honored reader. We're very excited.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to have you.
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  Speaker 5: How are you? We're great, We're really really good. I
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  Speaker 5: think he downgraded it already. I think we're okay. I
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  Speaker 5: think we're going We're gonna be mad by the time
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  Speaker 5: by the end. We're doing okay. I think we're doing fine.
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  Speaker 5: I'm very happy to be here.
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  Speaker 3: Though, Okay, fantastic. Uh what was I going to ask you?
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  Speaker 3: I can't even remember. I'm so bamboozled by YouTube being here.
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  Speaker 5: Is there any way you could tell us a little
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  Speaker 5: more about the skydiving because I was really interested a.
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  Speaker 3: Gift I was given on the podcast a few weeks ago,
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  Speaker 3: which I was genuinely frequently on this podcast. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this is something I just have to put in a closet.
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  Speaker 5: Got it.
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  Speaker 3: But it was the skydiving, and the guest at, Chris Grace,
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  Speaker 3: had listened to a prior episode where apparently I told
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  Speaker 3: people I wanted to do indoor skydiving, which you didn't
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  Speaker 3: even remember. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why, but it was a completely lie.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we tried to impress some lot of I
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  Speaker 3: drove the base.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, they were walking by and they lowered their sunglasses.
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  Speaker 5: I would endoor skydive. Oh yeah, certainly.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it is something in line with
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  Speaker 3: something I would say I would like to do and
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  Speaker 3: then not want to pay for it as most of
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  Speaker 3: my life is it. If he hadn't been on the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: I probably would have wanted to do it my entire
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  Speaker 3: life and then died. So he really he stepped in
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  Speaker 3: and got me skydive and got it. But you go
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  Speaker 3: to the city Walk, I don't know what, have you
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  Speaker 3: been to the city Walk?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course love the city Walk? Or the Universal
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  Speaker 5: City Yeah? Oh got it? That's the one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, if the listener is not familiar, it's a mall.
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  Speaker 3: It's all an outdoor mall, but it's like attached to Universal.
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  Speaker 5: It's attached to Universal Studios, and you have to pay
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  Speaker 5: the full theme park parking price. Do you have you
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  Speaker 5: noticed now?
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  Speaker 3: This is something that us really stressing me out the
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  Speaker 3: entire exp.
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  Speaker 5: Right, it's crazy. So if you go to a movie, right,
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  Speaker 5: you go in the parking structure, it's just like a
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  Speaker 5: regular it's like a mall. But because it's the same
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  Speaker 5: parking structure as the theme park. When you would expect
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  Speaker 5: theme park parking to be wildly expensive, extort, You're right,
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  Speaker 5: it's thirty five dollars to park, and they're like and
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  Speaker 5: they're like, okay, no problem. You just have to bring
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  Speaker 5: this thing and then you get what's it called. You
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  Speaker 5: get relation and you get validation, and then they reimburse
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  Speaker 5: you thirty dollars cash to give you cat the craziest
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  Speaker 5: thing in the entire city. I didn't have to deal
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  Speaker 5: with any of that. And then I'm stressed walking back
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  Speaker 5: through the mall with thirty dollars cash because that's a
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  Speaker 5: lot of money to be walking through all like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the I fly indoors skydiving. Okay, they really
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  Speaker 3: they give you at all. I got to do Ballet
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  Speaker 3: Wow for free. If I brought back my certificate of
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  Speaker 3: being a first time flyer. I was happy to rub
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  Speaker 3: that in people's face.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you kidding? You're laminating that thing
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  Speaker 5: and putting in on.
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  Speaker 3: The next strangers in the malla?
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  Speaker 5: Do you think they were when r Kelly went down?
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  Speaker 5: It had to be the themesistently it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was early quiet, right.
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  Speaker 6: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: Ever?
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  Speaker 5: I believe I can fly, and then they just like
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  Speaker 5: they brought out most.
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  Speaker 3: That's another business altogether. Just I believe it's like a
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  Speaker 3: franchise of churches or something.
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  Speaker 5: That's a whole other thing. So so you did it,
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  Speaker 5: and then you wanted you had ideas that they wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: let you execute because as.
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  Speaker 3: The cradle you when your first time there, you have
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  Speaker 3: to become like an expert in order for them to
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  Speaker 3: just let you do it.
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  Speaker 5: Got it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So the guy's holding you like a baby the
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  Speaker 3: whole time.
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  Speaker 5: Fairness with them. They did say no professionals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so it was, but it was exciting. I
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  Speaker 3: paid dicks or twenty dollars to go all the way
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  Speaker 3: to the top, okay, and it's so exhausting. God, you
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  Speaker 3: get down and you're tired. So I just kind of
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  Speaker 3: Have either of you ever been skydiving?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, not interesting the plane jumping type. Literally, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: a thrill seeker, not thrill seeking bone in my box. No,
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  Speaker 5: I'm good, I might track you. I'm okay, honestly that
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  Speaker 5: I'm a hard no on that indoor skydiving. I think
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  Speaker 5: any type of diving. I don't even really like diving
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  Speaker 5: in a swimming pool. The ocean, yeah, oh, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: a fan of the ocean. The ocean is. The ocean
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  Speaker 5: is terrible.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bad bull.
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  Speaker 5: No, there's no reason for it.
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  Speaker 3: We should be filling it with garbage, more garbage.
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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't mind that at all. I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 5: I like looking at it, and I like being in
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  Speaker 5: a hotel room where you can see it sure, or
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  Speaker 5: even better, at a pool where you have a view
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  Speaker 5: of it. I don't mind an infinity pool that looks
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  Speaker 5: like it's part of the ocean, but actually it is
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  Speaker 5: the Number one lives?
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  Speaker 3: Are you leading?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I've seen these. I've seen on TV. I've
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  Speaker 5: seen it. I watch very expensive TV. I take really
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  Speaker 5: expensive TV vacations. Yeah, yeah, but no, that's the dream.
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  Speaker 5: And then, because honestly, the sand is annoying. I can't
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  Speaker 5: get over the idea that you could be just like
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  Speaker 5: bopping around in a body of water and get eaten
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  Speaker 5: by something. It's terrifying. It doesn't make any sense. But
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  Speaker 5: why volunteer to go in that thing? That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, there's really no reason for like, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: go like swimming in a trash heap. There's just too
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  Speaker 5: many things that could go wrong, right, I feel like
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  Speaker 5: more things can go wrong. Yeah, I feel much more
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  Speaker 5: comfortable in a trash.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are many sharks, dangerous fish.
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  Speaker 5: I think you could wear like some type of armor
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  Speaker 5: and dive in a trash heap and be okay. Although
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  Speaker 5: maybe in an infinity pool with a view of a
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  Speaker 5: trash sheep that is the hotel you want to that
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  Speaker 5: or an infinity trash heat that's oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: It literally looks like in Yeah, you can't see the edge.
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  Speaker 5: Because I hate when I heard a trash heap and
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  Speaker 5: then it's got that rim around it. Yeah, so ugly.
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  Speaker 5: And then it's got the thing where it lowers the
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  Speaker 5: like differently abled folks into it and had things an
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  Speaker 5: iore on trash. Yeah, no one wants that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I like, I think my biggest problem with the
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  Speaker 3: ocean is to drive home. Got it if I can
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  Speaker 3: get to a shower quickly within three minutes of being
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  Speaker 3: in the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: But that's so rare, it's impossible. Everywhere. Yeah, take fountain
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  Speaker 5: not from the ocean, doesn't go that far it is.
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  Speaker 5: It is a pain in the amount of sand everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Then you need I mean, I like a clean car.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta get your car detailed. I mean, I love
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  Speaker 5: taking my there's a dog beach in Malibu that we
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  Speaker 5: would take the Yeah, I love bragging about the public
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  Speaker 5: dog beach. It's truly accessible to everyone who's alive. We
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  Speaker 5: can go there. It's amazing. It's very far. But my
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  Speaker 5: dog is so dirty and sandy that my car is ruined.
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  Speaker 3: Does your dog like the beach?
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  Speaker 2: Love?
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  Speaker 3: So you're keeping the dog from.
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  Speaker 5: The loves it. I'm keeping the dog for a number
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  Speaker 5: of reasons, but the dogs. But the dog is stupid.
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  Speaker 5: The dog, Oh sorry, he doesn't like the ocean. He
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  Speaker 5: likes the beach just fine. But also he's never really
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  Speaker 5: had the opportunity to swim in an infinity pool or
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  Speaker 5: an infinity trash heap. Right, right, right, I could have
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  Speaker 5: one of those trash you could broaden his horizon. Can
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  Speaker 5: you take a dog to a trash heap? That's a
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  Speaker 5: good question. Some of them are not pets. Some of
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  Speaker 5: them yeah, well there you can have a pet, but
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  Speaker 5: it has to be on a leaves. Yeah you can't.
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  Speaker 5: Just there's no that's annoying. But they say that you can't. Whatever,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's a whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: What is the most thrilling thing either of you have
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  Speaker 3: ever done? Like a like oh, like in that Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean edging towards and jumping out of a plane.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness. I went for a multi day hike
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  Speaker 5: in in China that was like a like easily could
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  Speaker 5: have died type.
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  Speaker 3: Of Wow, just feel outside of your real miscomfort.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I used to be so adventurous. The world has
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  Speaker 5: beaten me down to basically being a living room dweller.
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  Speaker 3: I am to the point of just like the thought
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  Speaker 3: of doing something is enough for me.
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing out there for me. I I enjoy being outdoors,
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  Speaker 5: but not with a tremendous amount of risk. So like
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  Speaker 5: a hike, I love like, I like, I'm not that
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  Speaker 5: much of a couch potato I was. I love that phrase.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, I'm trying to bring it back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, remember because we're talking to my kids
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  Speaker 5: about this, like it used to be like a negative thing.
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  Speaker 5: If your kids just sat around and watched TV. Now
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  Speaker 5: that would be like the best kid ever. Because enjoy
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  Speaker 5: like being on TikTok. They're just like watching TV. I'd
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  Speaker 5: be like, they like long for yacause I couldn't even
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  Speaker 5: tell my friends. I'd be bragging. They would be like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: attention space excuse me. Yeah, you know, she's a bit
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  Speaker 5: of a couch potato, not to brag much. Must be nice.
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  Speaker 5: She loves sitcoms. Oh my goodness, that's amazing. Good for her.
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  Speaker 5: It was called the tiger Leaping Gorge.
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  Speaker 3: Tiger Leaping Gorge, but.
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  Speaker 5: That is the trip was getting there. You almost felt
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  Speaker 5: it was on the way back. On the way. So
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  Speaker 5: on the way back, you hike for multiple days, you
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  Speaker 5: get to the end, and then you get a ride
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  Speaker 5: back sort of along the less high part but still
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  Speaker 5: high enough that he knows all the terms. Technically. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I was quite the outdoor. Yeah, And essentially this driver
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  Speaker 5: knows it like the back of their hand. And they're
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  Speaker 5: driving incredibly fast, way too fast for my comfort. And
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  Speaker 5: it's raining, and there's like parts of the road that
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  Speaker 5: have fallen that have like made like waterfalls. It's like
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  Speaker 5: a video game. And I read the following week that
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  Speaker 5: a van exactly like the one that we were in
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  Speaker 5: fell off the uh fell off the road and plummeted
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  Speaker 5: to its death. The tourists in it, Wow, well you
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  Speaker 5: beat them, Yeah, caught the break line or anything of
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  Speaker 5: the van was opportunity because I didn't. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: anyone would have assumed less until you said that. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't deflate any of the tires or anything again when
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  Speaker 5: I would. So you you got there and you're like,
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  Speaker 5: no one else will ever get to do this safely? Correct?
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  Speaker 5: And so you, oh god you did.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted to be the last person to do it safely.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I wanted to prove a point that it wasn't safe.
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  Speaker 5: He likes to be the last person to do everything.
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  Speaker 5: Once he does it, no one else.
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  Speaker 3: Very exciting thing you do.
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  Speaker 5: This isn't safe, and I'll show you. Yeah watch how
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  Speaker 5: watch how unsafe it is?
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  Speaker 3: How did you end up in China? Was it? Did
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  Speaker 3: somebody just bring up the idea? Was it a bachelor party? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You know the.
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  Speaker 5: China? Yeah, all those classic Yeah, it was wild.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: I worked for the Olympics in two thousand and eight
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  Speaker 5: as a reporter for the Olympic News Service.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I had no idea.
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  Speaker 5: I covered basketball men's and women's and then I stayed
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  Speaker 5: and covered the Paralympics, where I covered sitting volleyball. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how long was that the only time you ever
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  Speaker 3: did it?
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  Speaker 5: I did it once. Yes, it was enough. It was unpaid.
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  Speaker 3: It was unpaid.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, Yeah, how did what?
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea about this in your past.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: After college, I was offered this opportunity to go and
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  Speaker 5: do this, and I love basketball and I had literally
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  Speaker 5: nothing else to do with my entire life, so I
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  Speaker 5: said yes, and it was fantastic. I will say everyone
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  Speaker 5: else knew this about him in the room that we
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: worked in, which is why we were so surprised that
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  Speaker 5: you were the one who had a podcast, because we're like,
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  Speaker 5: he didn't ask Daniel any questions about himself at all.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted nothing to do with I, Like, have you
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  Speaker 5: ever been to China? It would be like such a
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  Speaker 5: normal you should ask everybody. You literally went down about travel?
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  Speaker 5: Is like your area of interest?
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  Speaker 3: Here? Has been to China? That's all I want to
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  Speaker 3: know about any of it.
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  Speaker 5: I need to show of hands, storming out of the
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  Speaker 5: room so mad when no one had been.
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 3: I went on a Mormon mission to Malaysia. That's where
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  Speaker 3: your mission is. Yes, so did you did you finish?
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  Speaker 5: Did you? We were like and no.
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  Speaker 3: I associated there for two years.
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  Speaker 5: I was there for four months four minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Off.
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  Speaker 5: It was tropical, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Frosty entering and they got back on the plane
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  Speaker 3: came home.
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  Speaker 5: Got it? Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Why I got for I had a complete nervous breakdown.
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  Speaker 5: Got it? Okay, Tod Now I looked like a jerk.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's fine. I'm happy to talk about this because
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  Speaker 3: I was twenty and it was clearly where the path
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  Speaker 3: was headed. Right, when you don't quite believe in a thing,
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  Speaker 3: and then you go to the most rural, foreign place
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  Speaker 3: you've ever been, and then you're on a bike for
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  Speaker 3: eight hours a day.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, part of it was being a that's how you
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  Speaker 5: got from place to place.
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  Speaker 3: To Yeah, we were on bikes, bikes so long. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: Because it's like a job, you're going around trying to
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  Speaker 3: convert people. Yeah, right, so and then you're trying you're
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  Speaker 3: converting you know, the poorest people you've ever met into
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  Speaker 3: a church that you yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Are like, I don't know, I'm not sure this is
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  Speaker 5: to help you at all.
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  Speaker 3: This might actually be first for your situation.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to have to give us all your money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, you're obviously swimming and Cass.
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  Speaker 5: I've always wondered about that. I mean, we've all seen
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  Speaker 5: the play, but like when they're handing it out like
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: you obviously, I mean it's a big thing, like people
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  Speaker 5: are excited, like The Adorable bike Man. The bike Man
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: played the favorite musical, The Adorable bike Man Broadway smash
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: The Adorable bike Man. I loved it. It was one
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: of the better players I've seen. No, when they're handing out, like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: how does it work like in the where they just
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: gather everyone and they're like, you're going here, You're going here.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: You're like to know where you're you're going on your
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: You get.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: A letter in the mail, you have a ton of
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: interviews beforehand, like to prove that you're like following the
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: rules all of this, And so do some people not
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: get to go? I mean most people get You have
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: to either like an idiot, be like a teen father,
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: or be actively addicted to drugs?
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: What about both?
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: They're making it back, clean it up, put him a charge.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: You speak directly to God. Okay, you're on your way.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Uh No, like being selected for a jury, would you
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: ever be like? But I don't like Malaysians.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I think you can kind of hint at where you
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: would like to go.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: I want to I'm fluent. How does the hell in Hawaiian?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: You like? They ask you a bunch of questions I
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: don't know if this lead to anything. And then you
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: get a letter in the mail and you open in
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: front of your family and that you find out right
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: then where you're going?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Got it? And where do you How did you feel
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: about Malaysia?
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Well it was so it was to the Singapore Mission,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: which covered Malaysia, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Malaysia and Singapore.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Wow, And so I was. I was thrilled.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this sounds like a wonderful part
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: of the world to visit. I mean, but again on vacation, yes, sure,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: But as a volunteer job where you're like, your only
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: social contact is one other person who you hate.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're on a bicycle. Oh wow, can't be overstated.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: You are on a bicycle and you hate each other?
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Did they did? Did you hate that person before you left?
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Do you know this person? I met him there? Got it?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: And he was just the I mean, the opposite of
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: me in every single way. Got it, kind of not adorable,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: not adorable, bike a ball, he was very sweating, he.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Didn't sing at all when we rode. He knew Daniel
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: went to China. China. It's fine, but.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was I'd like to go back, sure under
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: different circumstances.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Which can I just sorry, we can get off this.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: How did you get out of it? You're just like
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: I need to leave.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it's dark, it gets very dark.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: It we're probably too dark to a listener on this podcast,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: and it's fine.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Expecting a light romp are all my material is really
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: messing Matthew Blue twisted from the twisted mind of you
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: don't want to take a walk up here?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: It is it's dark.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: It's a bad neighbor a bad neighborhood. No, I'm not uncomfortable.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm actually happy to talk about it. But it's just
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: like kind of yeah, it's a drag, but no, I
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: don't want to breeze past. I'm no longer interested for
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: everyone to be like maybe Bridger can come home?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Got it okay?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: And then there was like kind of a push for
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: They're like, well, do you want to go somewhere else?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Is like, no, I am picturing you wielding a machete?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Is that even I didn't get to hold a single knife?
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, but we did all that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: The typical missionary, they're holding a machete.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Of course, slashing his way through the thick jungle brush.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: I see you with two, honestly, just like almost more
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: on the back. Don't forget his tiny little ankle machete.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: They're always like, drop all your machetes. They're like that
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: one and he lifts it up. Yeah, horset micro always
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: carrying a micro machete.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: But yeah, have either of you been to Southern Asia? No,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: it's so wonderful. There is unbelievable.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: I've only been to Japan and it was the fantastic,
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: of course, the best I've been to Thailand's yes, I
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: forgot got it. You forgot that in Russia. Yeah, it's
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: been a lot of places you haven't.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: You've got very nice vacations.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Look, I've been a few places. I had kids later
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: than some other people.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Seventy five.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just old and I like to travel.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: And I got the bug, the cruising bug.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I love the world, loves the credible good Lord,
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: he loves it. Cities in six days, yes, please, yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: port support six days, nine nights. Don't know how they
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: do it. It's amazing. All you can see, all you
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: can eat. I love videos of people being left by
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: their cruise ships.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: And running down the Oh my god, I've never seen.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of them. It makes me very happy,
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: it makes me sad, but I also have never really
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: followed up and found out what they do at that point, Like, right,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I guess you fly help. You could probably hire a
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: local chopper pilot. But they're not like landing. I don't
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: think that has they have all right, yeah on a
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: thing that they have a fucking go kart track.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe slide, but we have no way to get someone off.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: In case of they have a submarine, doc you can
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: you can come aboard that way. Yeah, they have a
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: full size arena and a rock climbing walls. They are
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: really crazy, but we can't get anyone. What about that
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: is like, let me just pitch as like a special
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: episode of the podcast, the three of us go on
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: a cruise. We're doing it. We have to do it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like I get a budget. Can we get
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: a sponsor that skyplace will pay for it? Can we
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: go from the beach in Santa Monica? No, but you
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: can't know what there is like a three day like
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: en Sonata cruise. It's like so like Rosa Rito and
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Sonata and back and.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: The episode will be three days long.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I think we can. I think we keep the tape rolling.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: We all have MIC's tape to us.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: I think we wear those little headset things and we
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: just walked around around the Yeah, we're like paradise.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: We're in the casino.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, it would.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Be great here chewing. We're taking in a show, show
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: after show. World class entertainment.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I went on a cruise. When I went on
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: a cruise when I was uh ten, I believe my
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: family went on a cruise and the highlight by far
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: was that the entertainer they would have these like entertainers.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: The entertainer on that trip was Susanne Summers. Oh my,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: that's that's truly. It was crazy. I was a huge, huge,
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: huge Three Company fan and I remember seeing her. I
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: think it was probably like one of the first celebrity
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: because I grew up and we grew up in Chicago's
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: not like seeing a lot of celebrities in the gift shop.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: And I was absolutely blown away. I thought it was
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: so cool and what was she doing. She was doing
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: like a cabaret show. Basically I went to see going
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: on a cruise today and seeing Julie Bowen, like it's
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: exactly that's exactly, just as Yeah, I would be blown away.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: And because I've still never met any celebrities, I don't
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: know any I do.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Not anytime you're on set.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, please if you're gonna, if you're gonna
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: be an entertainer on a cruise, then we can talk.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, that must have been. I wonder what was happening
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: in her career at the time.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: It must have been, so it was like definitely post
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: that show. It was in I was watching Three's Company
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: and syndication. What's the opposite of a rocket ride? Yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I mean it was a cruise, a cruise, a cruise.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Cruise.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Clearly it's a cruise ride. And so my guess is
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: like not top of the world if you're cabaret singing
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: on a or was it considered a luxurious form of
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: transportation all the time? Was it a was it a
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: top tier family vacation inspectation? Like she needed to get
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: from Miami to Saint Thomas. Yeah, they're like, I got
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: to get home for Christmas. Well you're gonna have to
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: sing for it, sweetie. She is from Saint Thomas. Yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: that actually that actually does Thomas. Mom's going to be
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: so disappointed. My kids are going to be pizzed. That
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: is probably what it was. Yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, so you caught her between Three's Company and
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Step by Step Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably dark days, real pretty exciting. I had. I
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: bought a sweatshirt, uh souvenir s s Norway sweatshirt that
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: was one of my favorite garments for Yeah, that's where.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: That's where. Yeah, I wrote Susanne Summer underneath. Yeah, in
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: front of her in my own blood, which for some
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: reason she thought was weird.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: She loved us, not her off for me.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: She was like, come home to Saint Thomas and big kid.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: It was that that gave her the courage to go
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: back to Hollywood. Yeah you sorry, so old child. Writing
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: her name on a sweatshirt in blood as an acrostic,
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: as an acrosstic on the way to Saint Thomas, to
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: her childhood home made her be like I should go
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: back to holl Yeah. She was like super depressed. She
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm just a crucibles, no doubt any children
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: how to spell no one, no one under eleven celebrities.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: There's no pens around here. Who's going to write my name?
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I mean, come on, how's he going to do it?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Things couldn't get worse.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Her voice is insane in our mind, by the way, anyway.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: She drives a dump try.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: She does.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Well, there's something else we've got to talk about. We
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: just absolutely have to talk about. You know, as we
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: were talking earlier, you two have been begging to be
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: on the podcast four years, to the point of I mean,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: it is really sad.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: If you don't ask, I'm not proud of it. But
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: here we are. So look at us now.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Uh so you're clearly familiar with the title of the show.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. You agreed to be on the
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: show after I kindkind of finally just relented, and I thought,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: it'll be fine. They'll come by and we'll get it done,
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: and maybe we'll delete the audio. I don't know, maybe
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: we'll just not even records, send them home.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, supposed it doesn't really matter.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: As long as we're here, guys, I think, like the
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: walls are going to wheel away this whole play, We're
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: going to come back.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: We swear there was a studio here. I mean, it's
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: certainly deep enough in Burbank that it could be fake.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: It could easily be fake. This could be part of
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: that new Scare prank.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Show.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, I would love that. We've been begging to be
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: on that show too. Oh yeah, if you know, if
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: you know anyone, By the way, we've been banging our.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Phone number on this for people to call in if
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: they know someone that can get us on a scare
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Prink show.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Please, I'll leave my contacts in the description. He can
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I do that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know how that works. I think you can
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: put those in the descriptions. We'll put your personal.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Phone number, we put my home address, maybe your wife's
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: phone number.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right right, yeah, we're all pointing. We're all pointing down.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Smash that email button immediately.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: It's a subscribe. Okay, now this feels like a distraction.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: You brought a gift to my podcast. Yeah, a gorgeous gift.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Kind of a tan envelope, says Bridger, not even centered
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the envelope.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, clear this was written in the dark. I'm not sure, okay,
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: or like driving, Yeah, maybe using a steering wheel as
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: a table. I mean, I wouldn't.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I don't even have to ask. I assume this is
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: a gift for me.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: It is a gift for you. We just I know
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: it's a you know obviously the title, but we just
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: felt like, look, we've worked together, we're now, you know,
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: more than colleagues, were friends. We wanted to show our
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: deep gratitude for you as a as a colleague, as
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: a friend, and as a host by bringing something. You know,
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: it was the least we could do.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: It was okay, I agree. Well let me get into
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: it here. Let's open it's near the mike.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: The telltale ripping of the Yeah you caught an envelope. Yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: you really sealed it. Yeah, that's the thick.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, what could this card possibly be for? So?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: The card says I was really hoping this would turn
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: out different. And it's kind of a pretty car.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: It's a nice card. H So much does it say inside?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: This is such a says I'm so sorry. I know
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: how much this meant to you.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: What is this card for? Okay? What wait? No, we
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: have to talk about the card.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about this car for something else in here?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: But okay, so why don't we do this? How about you?
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: How about you guess? Yeah? What do you think?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: This could possibly that? What category? You're in CBS and
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: you're looking at all the different there's just because I.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Know how much this meant to you. I mean, I
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: would get it's like not getting a job or something.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty good guess. That's a great gus. Not correct.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Think about something a little bit heavier, a little bit more,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: a little a little bit more serious.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Is this that somebody died?
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Not exactly depending on where what side of the aisle
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: you're on. How about this? I took a picture of this, okay,
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: because I didn't think that anyone would actually believe me.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to show you what it says. And
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: then you infertility. Oh my god, this is such a
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: weird category. It's certainly not like a conversation you have
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: with close flints. No, you just want somebody a car
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: to drive all so.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Overplex do you go there looking for that card where
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, all right, I see Valentine's Day. You
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: guys don't have infertility, do you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: This is such a personal, intimate conversation you have.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: It's unbelievable. Also say like, I know you were hoping
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: it would turn out differently. Of course, Yeah no, no, no,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: that's really card.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: You were.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: It's also like not something that you like, Let's just
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: say a man is infertile like you are. There's nothing
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: to reverse it necessary, right, Like, that's it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: This is not your boss is not buying this card.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: You know, it's not like someone you have a cold
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: relationship with.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: This, it's not a casual acquaintance. It's also wildly inappropriate
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: for your spouse, because that would be the person you
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: truly share this sadness with.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: To get you a greeting card, you'd be like, why
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: why the marriage? It's like, I thought you hope this
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: marriage would turn out different, right, Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Well yes, I thought I would someone who could give
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: me kicks, who wouldn't buy me cards. The trajectory of
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: the marriage has has gone south. Now everything I thought
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: was gonna happen with my life is now different. Card
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: came in. I spent three ninety nine at CVS. I
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: think they're hoping that because obviously I don't. I can't
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: imagine anyone's going looking for it. I think they put
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: it in a place like where between like birthday and
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: bar Mitz or something where there's I saw someone who's infertilesing,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean? It was right at eye level.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: I think it's one of those where they want you
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: to see it when you're in there for something else,
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: and then when you encounter an infertility diagnosis, you know
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: that there's a I.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Don't have social skills right, and you're a complete.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: And you want your marriage or your partnership to end immediately.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: You present that person with a card who's been just
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: given devastating news, you're profoundly emotionally. That being said, I
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: do think a card that you send someone for like
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: a death, it's almost like even more common, were far
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: more common. Yeah, So like I think it's that is touching.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: I mean that can be nice.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Well, with the death you can find out in the newspaper, yes, exactly,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: but you're not finding out someone I usually which well
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: you haven't.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Read if you haven't read my circular. He likes to
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: go to go out with the bank. Yeah yeah remember her?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you guessed it. Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I would love to see more cards in this category.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Nice thing about that card and the reason that it
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: wasn't just for the gag, but I also thought it
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: probably would apply to our performance on the podcast. Right,
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: of course, that's the nice thing. I'm going home in
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: a rage, almost driving off the road. You just look
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: at that glance on your front seat see and you're like,
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: that was sweet.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: You know what, They gave it their best. We all
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: tried to.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: You're certainly throwing a scarf around yourself in a haste
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: as you drive off without.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: A Okay, well should we get into what's happening here?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my order for thirty dollars. Yes, and it
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: says a memo podcast that's appropriate. I okay, so you
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: just wanted to pay who and or what is being
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: paid AGAs a transaction.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Again, it's not a pay to play thing for being
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: on the podcast. Again, I thought take it as a bride.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: We thought a little a little check would help soften
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: again the blow of probably a lackluster Well, if this.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Cuts out to other other people, they're going to try
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: paying thirty dollars to get on the podcast.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, so we're gonna have a flood by the way, Yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: I mean that's not a terrible thing. You said that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: I definitely won't end up in your closet. I would
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: imagine this is.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Thirty dollars worth of cocaine.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: That's got to click. I know your night's gonna go.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be amazing.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: What so, what was the thought behind this.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: I just wanted, you know, I think we were just
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: thinking something that you I mean, we've listened to a
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: lot of the uh, and it seems like many people
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: do disobey you. Sure, uh and it felt like you
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: have a lot of stuff. This way you can buy
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: yourself something that you really need. Yeah, really want something
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: skydiving thing, you know, by the way, I mean, it's
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: I don't can I say. It seems like now that
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: you're almost at a point on this podcast where you're
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: soliciting things that you want people to give you. Like
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: you were like it's like skydiving just happened to come up,
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: or you're like, we.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Should maybe you should brainstorm things.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: We nightstand a single night stand, just one night stand
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: that's pushed up against the wall in your guest room
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: where you often sleep in a rage. Maybe keep them
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: there to uh keep the card in there?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: You did you go to the post office together?
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: I went to the post office. Is a huge I
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: went to I went to the post officey, this was
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: not it was on the way. I did walk in
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: to the Studio City post Office. Shout out Janice for
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: the best.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: It was completely empty, and so I would I would
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: have gotten mad if that. The bit was I had
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: to wait for two hours to get a postal money
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: order because I was pot committed by then. There's no
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: I parked. I was there. We're getting that that money order. Yeah,
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: this is and I just honestly, the real reason I
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: got the money order is I thought you would not
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: believe that we could pass a real check.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course I would have had to.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Cash back cash it is and again counterfeit.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: The hologram band.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know how you are,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: and I have written you some bad checks in the past,
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: but that that's a.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Pretty bad situation.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Not good. I've given you a counterfeit biller.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Who has handed at Target. I was just trying to
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: do a grocery trip and suddenly.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Called off in to Target jail. Yeah, we paid your
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: script fee in cash. Remember that one time? I thought
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: that was funny. Well, you go throwed a bunch of
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: stuff for us, a bunch of our scripts, and all paid.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: It was a fake Samsonit briefcase, by the way, not
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: even the suitcase. Remember it just fell into dust and
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: just turned into dust but exploded.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: That was the only thing you would spend money on.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Quality so weird because you think we didn't rob a bank.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: We literally made counterfeit money and then put die packs
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: in for no reason, just just just for the funny.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: So when you opened it up to get your script fee,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: it exploded in your face and died your face blue.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: For it was several weeks, it was. It was weak.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I had to I was out of the public eye
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: for at least a month, ordering in.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: So and then trying to pay in cash and getting
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: beaten up by delivery people.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: It was bad, just snowballing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: So anyway, so you understand now why the money order.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: What is a money order for at this point of time,
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: what are we.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I would imagine it's a it's the equivalent of like
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: a cashier's check, just to prove that it's like actual
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: real So I'd imagine like if you're putting a deposit
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: on an apartment or something that require you can pay
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know taxes with it. I'm not I'm not
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: really sure. I think honestly. Now, mostly it's for gifts
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: for podcast hosts. I think it's like I think that's
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: like it's number one currency.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Viral giving money orders to podcast.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Host I gave a podcast House of Money Order.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Forty million views TV deal.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they're making a lot of money. They
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: don't make any money on it. Oh, no, they do.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: They make two two thirty five, So just wait for
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: the post office makes it. It's a two thirty two
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: dollars and thirty five cent fee.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: So you have to pay thirty two dollars for this
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: thirty two fifty? How old fashion of them.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I paid the two to fifty. Then you said
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I think I got to fifty on it. Yeah. I
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: was like, okay, I'll just I'll put up the thirty.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: That's fine, I'll get the card too. Fought tooth and
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: nail against this. I was like, I can scram something
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: in my house for free. I have soup.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Like a lot of past guests, it's fake. It's fake
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: grabbing at things on their way out of the house.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Sure has that ever happened on this show? Or it's
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: very obvious?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I mean we have, I mean guests frequently say well
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I saw this, Yeah, got it in my in my apartment. Yeah,
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: like I had to get rid of this that kind
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: of thing.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw this and thought of you. It's a
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: preas floor mat, very dirty, very very filthy.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Well, now I've got to think about thirty dollars things
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: that i'd like to buy.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, you don't have to only spend it
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: on thirty dollars things.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Well, but that's why you don't know me for god, Okay, okay,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: So if a cent more, I'll feel like my day's rude.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: I'd like, Oh, they got me to spend more money.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Not easy, okay, got oh. I think it's I think
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: it's a reasonably priced entree.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: It is a recently Yeah, it's like a reasonable meal
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: at a you know, diner.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: But it's like a chicken parmesan at John and Vinnie's,
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: like twenty seven and then you and.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Then they build the tip in.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: That's how John and Vinnie get you. Yeah, that's how
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: they get you.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: They're yeah, because they build the tip in. And then
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I also say you need to tip right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: No, I don't do it anymore. Oh okay, yeah, right, public.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: There was a situation.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll have to go to the bank and deposit it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: It creates a little work. Yeah, it's because then you'll
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: get your money, but you'll have to work for it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: But I also like that then you'll think about us
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: when you're like, why do I have to go to
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: the bank to do this thing? And then you'll spend
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: your You'll find your entree and you'll be excited.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Because we are you kidding me?
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: You do need to, I mean, you don't have to,
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: but I'd love you to keep us posted on like what.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: You'll find out what I buy? I mean, I'll have
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to post about it on Instagram. Listeners are going to
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: demand what thirty dollars item?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: And not to brag.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Just yesterday, I opened an envelope at home. I got
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: thirty five dollars from a sewage class action lawsuits.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Wow, I don't even know what was happening. Can you
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: actively take part in it?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Apparently it was happening to me, and that's all that
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: had to happen. They gave us all thirty.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Five Really living your Aaron Brockovich moment, fighting injustice in
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: the sewage industry. That's amazing. To the sewers ship cluster,
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I know it. It smells paramo everywhere in this whole
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: block smells bad. I know, let's sue immediately.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Let's not even look into it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: We don't need to start doing You don't need to
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: do any of the tests. It's none of the records.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Just follow your nose. They didn't even really put up
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: a fight. It wasn't dramatic at all. They're like, all right, sure,
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: here's someone high.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Hell literally, yeah, I've so now I've got sixty five
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: dollars to my name.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, and one of them was able I was
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: able to deposit electronically.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Oh you can do that too, Yes, of course, I'm
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: sure you will be able to.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Oh I think this actually, I wonder if you can
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: deposit of money order electronically.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: You know what you could do is you could go
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: what if you went to the post office and just
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: bought thirty dollars worth of stamps.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: That's actually not a bad you.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Know what I mean, Like you're bringing it back. It's
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: kind of full over the post office.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I can get the stamps I actually want.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Finally, Yeah, because you sign up for that mystery box
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: and that's been a.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Whole pain, very offensive staff.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: You never know what you're gonna get. How can those
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: be real? Some of those I genuinely don't understand. I
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: really don't understand. I love when people at the post
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: office take so long to decide what stamps they want.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Of course, caboos. It's caboos. Wait no, no, no, no, no,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: no no no no no no, no no no no. Heart,
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: that's the van.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: You should be designing.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Stamps. They usual American flag, which I think is like
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: this default, the standard. Yeah. I just made both of those.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Up right off the top of your head, right, that's
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: amazing stamps.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: That's crazy, that is insane. That's really good.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Uh well, I'll have to. I mean, we could brainstorm
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: thirty dollars things now other than dinner. Let's say I
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: could buy a decent shirt.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: What decent shirt?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? I could find a lot of
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: decent shirts. Okay, shirts, probably a T shirt ultimately, but yeah, okay,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: T shirt you could buy. I feel like a pair
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: of socks, like sandals.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Sandals, probably socks and sandals.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Nor classic. That's insane. It is a classic, classic combo.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: This climate it's getting, it's getting, it'll turn turn. Oh
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: you're not talking politically, you're actually talking in this climate. Yes,
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: actually breathe.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Oh got it because you used to be political. No, no, no, no,
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I'm also surprised.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: You do not.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I was like, no, do not, get don't go there.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: I've never been said, don't go there. I don't believe
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: in talking about it very person I don't play politics.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: I don't talk about politics. There's nothing happening that I'm
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: aware of right now that makes us like feel like
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: we should talk about it. I think it doesn't affect me,
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: like I'm chilling, and I think a lot of people
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: like his political stances, like I'm gonna be fine, you.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: I think that that's I'm gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: like doesn't matter. Let them fight it out, like I'll
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: be through it. I'm gonna eat. Yeah, you know, I'm
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: gonna buy sandals and I'm gonna wear socks with them.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: We'll throw around thirty dollars like it's thirty two to fifties.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Put as much of a fee on it as you want,
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: because I'm still buying it. It's like a half a joke.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Well, this is a this is a trip to the
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: po or to the bank for me. Yeah, I have,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: you know, I have my bank I go to. It
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: feels like a very old fashioned feels like it is
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: one that could be robbed at any point. Why is
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: that just No, it's like a very old school bank.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I think it's like probably been there for one hundred
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: years or something. They've obviously updated a little bit, but
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: there's something about it. When you walk in, You're like,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: someone's certainly going to come in with a gun.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Right, it sounds like it's you. You're going to go.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I think somebody should come in with the gun. This
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: is the place to do it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Like, I've written down the security guards walking patterns, so
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: this is really starting to look I know that the
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: manager is a drinking problem, so I've got that figured out.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Security guard watch is shark tank.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Just like clockwork deafening vault.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: You've got a dry cleaning van that you are you
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: still driving around that dry cleaning van.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: That you've got a new one one?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, nice. Well, look I robbed a few banks.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta spend money to make money.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: That would be the dream I would love if that
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: was your story, if you rob banks.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I'd be delighted to be able to just like if
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: you could tell everyone, or like tell one person like listen,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: this is just kind of a joke and then get
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: to do it, yeah, and then be like, well tell him.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I was kidding a million. Everybody was kidding phenomenal. I
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: would love that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: I think they would take kindly to that.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Hey it's a big come on, have a sense of
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: humor so sensitive? Oh my god, shell something dragged?
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: I love it. I hope we do it. What if
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: we robbed the casino or like the bank wherever they
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: store all the money on our cruise?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Oh as part of the podcast record?
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, like Bridges three? Yeah, eleven is much much worse,
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: way more boring and stupid.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Take that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Wait, sorry, you think it would be smarter.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: It would be smarter, It would only be sexier. Yes,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: it would have way more panache if the panash would
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: be through the room.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: What about the what about the off camera pranks? Would
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: they be better?
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, look who you're talking to? The original pranks? Sir?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I sat down on a thumb tack. Oh wow,
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: it's still in you. I really thought I had guess
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: it was a whoop because it was unbelievable. Yeah, it
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: was amazing, all right, So may I take it back?
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: That is that should be our move? Yeah, that's the move.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: You go on a three day cruise. What day do
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: you think you rob on? You can't one? As soon
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: as you get on that you walked straight. You walk
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: straight to the bank on the cruise shah because there's
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: probably a t yeah exactly, they have to and then
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: you hide in plain sight sight. O interesting. What if
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: we did, like what if we did like an inside
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: man type of thing, Oh, cruise for like years. That's good.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: The wall of like some just like in the like
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: inside no window. You're like in the walking fridge that
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: you've built in the walking fridge. Rockets of course got it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: So it's a false walk in fridge and so many
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: milkshakes and all.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: You can drink. Well, I think it's fucking built out
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: of cardboard. I think did silver. The thing we're doing
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: is all the food. We're running a line though to
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: the milkshake machine so we can drink it like we
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: have our own tap. That's the only thing we can drink.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Just out of a crazy straw, the three of.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Us just passing it back and forth for years on
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: the open water.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: That almost feels like the right idea for a movie.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: It feels like, I mean, we're definitely closing in on something.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Bridges three is dancing with the diabetes devil in a
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: crazy way. But I guess is there a version where
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: you know, I think you're right first day, because if
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: you went third day maybe you could. Or you did
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: it right before you got off in Insonada and then
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: just disappeared into Mexico.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Right you get off on one of those busy ports.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: That's wearing sunglasses and chasing you is going the opposite
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: way of the flo You're calmly walking off in disguise.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: As the police arrive, you know what I mean. They
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: come in and then you're walking off. The camera. Obviously
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: we go to like a crane shot as we walk
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: in down Son and you realize we have to live
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: there for years and years. The ultimate life is lindsay,
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: I'll send for you. Yep. Yeah, she has to take
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: the same cruise. Yes, it's the only way. He's going
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: to retrace our steps. And she's gonna like be knocking
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: on like the wall of the walk in realizing that
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: it's a fall she's doing like she's just doing the
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: walk in fridge equivalent of it's a man baby, Yeah
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: to every fridd she's every friend.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: It's not a fridge baby.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, this isn't a French baby. It's not everyone's like
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: you're offending every fridge here. It's so rude, so rude.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: It's so rude. Do I make That's what she says
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: to the milkshake machines.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: It's in the Austin Power step.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Type of investigator. Investigative. I'll tell you. Lindsay is an
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: amazing detective. She gets very Austin Powers when she when
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: she investigates stuff, it is it is wild. Yeah, it's wild.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Austin Powers was kind of an I mean, he was
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: a spy, but also more of an investigator. He was.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: He straddled.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I think he was getting in there and you know,
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: pulling wigs off and doing that kind of thing.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Of course it's tough to Yeah, I guess the line
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: is fuzzy. I guess between like international, well, he was
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: an international man of mystery, was his.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: That sort of is like a pretty big umbrella name.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: He could do truly anything he wants anything.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think the movies. I think the Three
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Movies proved that. Yeah, right in the way. Also, I
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: think so in only in only the best he could
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: even do the British accent anymore. Now in the in
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: uh in this speaking of I mean political anymore, I
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: can't do anything British. I mean, he was doing British
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: and Scottish. I mean, are you kidding me?
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Get away?
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: I believe that we watched that movie and last yeah
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: day trying to cancel him.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Anybody see this.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Clip of dance needs the same film, just different clips.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Everything he says isn't in a British accident. Oh so
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: I can't play this, but he can put on the teeth. Okay, okay,
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: all right, bald cap. He remember he played doctor eating.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: He does the Lord Michael's voice. That's Canadian. It's Canadian.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: So he's doing it is crazy, It is wild. I'm
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: staying out of the shot. I'm saying he's he's Mike
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Myer to I mean, full disclosure is attached to it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: One of Daniel's projects, several actually, each of them each literally,
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: and that's why he doesn't want to say anything because
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: all of them it's like Mike Myers and Mike Myers
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: and Mike Myers. He's pumping. We don't know what the
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Maybe you can help us with this. Honestly, this is
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: a great idea. What none know what. We don't even
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: have the audio. We know that there's a dinner scene,
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: and we know that the camera moves around to each
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: person and they say something crazy and each one is
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: a Mike Myers. But we don't know where the movie goes.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: We don't know what it's about.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Attached, He is attached. He is attached based on that pitch.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: That's all it took.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: That is all solid gold when you're us, Yeah, that
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: proven it does for it. You have the idea, we
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: have the idea. We have the IP. I mean we're
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: calling it IP. It's a dinner scene where he plays
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: nineteen carecter. By the way, it's a it's like a graduation,
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: like it's a big event. It's a banquet. It's a
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: banquet table and he plays nineteen characters one of the tables,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: another table strangers, different strangers to each other, by the way,
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: to nineteen person tables. That's just that's just in that timeline. Yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: there's a multi yes in that timeline. Yeah, there's a
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: poor all to a much bigger dinner. Yes, somewhere else,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: much bigger. It's I'm gonna give you a hint. I
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: think we just cracked it. It's in the with the
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: walk In. Oh goes through the walk In investigating a
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: cruise robbery with his partner Lindsay played by Daniel's wife
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: as herself.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: And then this is a spinoff of Bridgers three.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: This is it's inspired. I think it's a prequel. Oh,
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: it's a three. Yeah, we're gonna have to cut him in.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: It's a prequel. Yeah, you know what. The money and
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: we'll figure all right, give us the thirty and you're in. Yeah, slide.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Everyone is bought in for thirty.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty dollars. I think that that's typically how these deals.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Thirty dollars in a greed in car. You know we
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: won that. That attachment feed didn't read about that in
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: the strike, of course.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: The attachment Yes, I thought for that very hard. That
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: was my sign, the attachment feed. Yeahs walk for free.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: That's what screw you, studios. I never want to work
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Again without an attachment I thought that was smart.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna take this and spend it. I'm to
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: put it towards something very important. Probably I'll probably spiral
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: for days trying to think of what I'm gonna buy.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: I would only hope, and I honestly I feel bad now.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: I should have thought that you this would be a disaster.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: For this would just be days of my busy, busy line.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: The other bit I did think would The other gift
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: that we were considering was a horse.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, well there's always a second episode.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, well there is after that gift. Well, I was
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: gonna say, I feel like if that doesn't get us back,
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know what will.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Well, if I hear the sound of a horse over
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: a phone, I'll consider if you hear the telltale clomping,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: yes of a horse, a little bit of a winnie
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: in the background as we're chatting, look behind you.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, during the during the pre interview, it would be
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: great if we went out into the parking lot and
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: we walked out together and I was on horseback. If
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: we sent a and it was like hey, parrotts, yeah,
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: sugar cube, goga cubes, a stall and then there is
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: no horse. You do eat all, just ride Daniel it
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: bridle whip. Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I think we should play a game. Okay, We're
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. And
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you two.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: From we combined decide on Yeah, you got damn six. Okay.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: whatever you want with the microphone.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back, got it. What do we want
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: to promote? Well, we recently made a show called mister
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Throwback we did, which is on the Peacock streaming platform.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: It's available everywhere that Peacock is available. Everywhere that you
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: have Peacock. It's also available there. Get Peacock and then
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: you can have the show. It's it's a fun show.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Stars Stephen Curry, the basketball player, Adam Palley, the comedian
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: ego Wodhem also a comedian, Tracy Latts, the living legend
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Aiden Mayary T, Tran Rich Summer, Uh, Blair Beacon uh.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: And it was created by us and Adam and our
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: friend David Casp who is a dear friend and also
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: knows Bridger. He's never been on this. Does he do podcasts?
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think he wants kind of a you know,
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: he's he's reclusive.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: He hides in the shadows.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: He's deep. Yeah, he's deep in the shadow. Will force
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: him to ask him, but then he'll do it.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the sort of person who'll do it. Regards
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: then never he'll dodge me for the rest of us life.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. He's a way. He'd much rather
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: do that than just say he can. Yeah.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, the show is very good. Thank you
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: two former guests of the show.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, the last fantastic, absolutely delightful.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: People then gave me a beautiful clip on bangs. Okay,
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: that's a great gift, and gave me mostly used.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Bottle of lotion. All right, so both excellent gifts was
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: from her car. Very fortunate with the casting we worked,
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: I mean they were everyone on the show is so
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: brilliant and made us look incredible.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, i'll give your give yourselves all the credit,
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: actually take the credit now.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: They didn't fuck it up.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: They got very lucky.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: It was the Mona Lisa and they didn't fuck it out.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: They said the words that we wrote and it was
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: truly I mean, such a murder's row of talented folks.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Though you would you would love Tracy Lett's. Oh I'm
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: sure he is a genius and such a great writer.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: I mean he won a Pulitzer Prize and a Tony
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: he won he won the Pulitzer for August Osage County.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Oh of course, right, and so like we would just
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: walk up to him and be like, hey, if you
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: want to say a different word here, like whatever, like,
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: and he would say the most insanely funny, brilliant things
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: and add in ways that we truly never could have
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: ever in a million years, and was so funny and incredible.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'll ever be anything, and I'll try. No, no,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: like we would. We would give him a note and
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: then he would most of the time, ninety percent of
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: the time like take it, no problem.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: But the.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Few times he pushed back, it was only with like
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: the most thoughtful character calculations that he had already made,
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: and he'd be like, well, I was thinking, like, isn't
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: he this way because of this and that, and just
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: like yes, yes, definitely, yeah, one hundred percent, you're so right.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Just stuff we never thought about, and he did and
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: it was amazing.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Oh it's tough feeling to get pushed back, that makes sense.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: It's great best thing ever. Honestly, I always I'd rather
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: have that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I want to get in a fight.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, it always, you know, I want to tell
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: them they're wrong, they agree with the note that.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: You're like, actually scratch that, do it the other way. Yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: what you took that note, you idiot. It's wrong, it's wrong.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: In fact, you are a bad actor. You're tank your career,
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: you own show. You really have fired so many actors
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: on your on shows. It's great.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm known for kind of just releasing them for
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: the day. Find somebody. Now, we gotta need to replacement
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: in five minutes.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I don't care what they look if you come on SATURD.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like, that's the kiss of that, that's
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: can I tell you what what I My favorite move
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: of yours is when you hire the other actor before
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: you fire the first one, and have them just walk
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: in in costs, in the same wardrobe, same as the person,
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: or sit next to them and be like hey, and
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: then you're like excuse me, can I talk to you?
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: To the first actor? And then you fire? That is ice, Well,
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I've learned.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: It's been years of you know, fine tuning the process.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: You don't want that. You don't want that downtime in
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: between actors. No, no, that's true.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: The budgets are so slender now, they're just killing us
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: everywhere they can.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Second. No, no, no, absolutely, because you can always like
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: have them do one last take and then you just
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: face replaced, right right replace? You like to tell them
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: that it's fine, we'll just you're fired, but we will
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: face and we'll face replace. Don't we'll voice replace to
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, this is all gonna get. Don't worry, don't worry.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: But can we just have you just for camera? Can you? Okay?
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: gonna name three things. You're going to tell me if
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: they're a gift or a curse and why, and then
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. Because there
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: are correct answers. You can lose.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: It should be very embarrassing for both of you, of course.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: And should we both just shout out our answers.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I think you should uh talk to each other about it.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Be exercise.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Oh got it. That's great. So there's not like this,
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: not like we're punching through. Talk it through? Okay, casual?
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, First, this is the first one. It's from a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: listener named Joe. A Gift or a curse? Two employees
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: and customer service e g. Two baristas who make a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: point to finish their personal conversation before making eye contact
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: with you or acknowledging your presence at the register.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Man, I feel like there's a trick question. I feel
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: like I feel it. I think it's a I think
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: it's a curse. I have to say curse. It's not something.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, i'd be curious to hear what they're talking about,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: but I can hear what a lot of people are
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: talking about all the time, all the time. Yeah, it's
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: not professional, right, keep it at home. Also, keep it
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: at home. They don't live together. Well, this is the
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: only opportunity they have to talk. It seems like they
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: hang out outside of work. You're friends. Maybe not. Maybe
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: that's a heated conversation that they'll tell you why. It's why.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: It's also a curse. Eye contact with me? Uh no,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: they said, oh yeah, they finished the conversation before me.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: That's a no no too. Well, you don't want that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: eye head down? What can I get you? Got it
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: all right? So, because it's not the converse station that
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: defends you, it's the fact that once they address you,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: they make it. Okay, I'm okay with that. I think
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: we got to go curse wrong. Oh it's a gift, okay. Love.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: These two have their personal conversation it feels nice to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: just vanish in public for a few seconds. It's just
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: kind of, you know, you're just kind of it's an ego.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: You know, you're learning things about yourself. You're watching these
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: two people. Maybe they have a little chit chat that
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: we all want to wrap up chit chat now and again,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: and somebody needs our help.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: They can wait, got it. Maybe they're talking about a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: recipe and you're learning it. Yeah, maybe i'm evesdropping. Maybe
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: it's great.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe there's some juicy gossip.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Uh, and even if it's not interesting to me, they
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: should take as much time as they want.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: What is the but to what end? How much time
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: can they take?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Five to ten minutes?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Five to ten So you're for me, the line forms.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: You've waited in line, right, assuming you get up to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: the front and now two people who are it's supposed
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: to be a one second thing where they're like, what
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: can I get you? They're talking to each other to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: ten minutes. I don't know if you know how long
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: of a television comedy. No, it's basically it's almost a half. Yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: it's almost a half. Yeah, because twenty one having a
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: conversation and you're standing there the first act.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Family about loved ones, can't give guccino.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, like, get the drink and then go, go go.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: I'm so busy I would be thinking about.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: It, But why can't they talk and do their job
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: at the same time, because that's what they have is
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: so much more important. So deep, Yeah they have you know,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: you're right, Sherman. I agree. I agree. We were spid.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Does it?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Does this? Do you guys do instant replay to check
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: to like decide to slow down?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, extream, It'll be like a video.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: I'm just I'm saying, is there a judge who could, like.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Right sitting and you're looking at it.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Right, we lost the judge, Jerry executioner. Oh yeah, God,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Q Man, get it through your head. We're going to
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: be cruising time.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I just.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Can we get to Long Beach in fifteen minutes?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Well take the Burbank Airport if we way, we can't.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but if we get along two minutes late, we're
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: taking a blade. Yeah that's true. We're sobbing in Okay, okay.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Number two.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: This is from a listener named Jennifer. Gift to a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: curse getting someone else's food order through a drive through
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: and not realizing until you get home.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: M I gotta say, it depends. I think it has
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: to depend on Uh, it has to depend on what
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: it is. I my brother and I can I tell
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: a story answer first.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: You can do whatever you want.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: As long as the story gets to an answer.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's just completely.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: It gets to the answer of my what my answer
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: would be. We there was a Chinese restaurant that we
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: used to love in Arcadia, I believe or San Gabriel
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: called meylong Ville. It was an incredible Shanghaiese restaurant that
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: is since closed that we were obsessed with. I went
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: one time. My wife was pregnant at the time. I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: went and I got so much extra food. I was like,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: I ordered like five things. I ate there and then
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: I took the rest home very excited. This family next
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: to me was like laughing at how much food I ordered,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: and they were eating their food. Get home with these
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: two enormous bags that were heavy to carry in. I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: was like, honey, guess what I got. I'm so excited.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: I open up the first box. I got the other
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: people's order, their entire table, and it was devastating none
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: of my front pan fried noodles, none of my Shanghai
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: rice cakes, none of the uh.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Several bricks.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: That's the back I got. Yeah, that was cool. That
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: was That was aw Also, I'm gonna say curse people
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: have disgusting eating habits, and I would say, I have
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: great taste of food. So whatever I'm going to order
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: is going to be It's gonna be of thoughtful order.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: Are good.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: You're so nice to have in a workplace because you care.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: We do. Can some people want when the menu thing
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: comes out, give me the ball. I'll take course. You
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: can be trusted. Yes, there were people on that show
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: we worked on together who would order from places just
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: to anger everyone.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: If you remember, I mean, I could, I could tell
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: a story. I mean I'll say, is that if you
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: force me to order lunch from a place that you
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: know everyone hates, Yes, the future of your career may
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: be in danger.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, you have that much power.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Look, people ask around about people, People ask around about
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: people and.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: You and you you should say this before you give
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: your tell us if we're right or wrong. You have
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: pretty specific tastes. The only thing, Yeah, yeah, enjoy food
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: is the only thing. So if I'm going to order
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: the things are going to be, they're gonna work in harmony.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Sometimes it's stuff for my kids. If I'm not going
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: to get that, that's going to cause me a world.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: I think we got I think we gotta go. Curse.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: You're either getting chicken feet or you're getting like a
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: bacon eater, sometimes chicken, sometimes feet.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Right, So you're saying curse. I mean, I can't argue,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: but it's a curse. But a horrible feet.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: It's not good. It can't be.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: I mean I would love to say. I mean, it's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: in someone else's shoes, right, and we could all use
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: that peek into other people's ordering.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: I think everyone Okay, I'm backing off.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: It's a gift, no what no, because people are people
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: are sitting in the comfort of their own homes and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: they're ordering food like little piggies included. It depends what
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: on the restaurant. I mean maybe I feel like you
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: just want what you want, you know, I mean, by
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: the time, your foods so expensive? Have you noticed how
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: expensive food? Are you kidding? Twenty eight dollars for a cheeseburger?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Hello?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: Last time I checked it was free? When was that
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: you worked. Oh yeah, you had a cheeseburger factory. That's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: not a fair comparison. You can't if you own the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: factory that makes charity that gave out burgers. Last time
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: you checked, Yeah, last time I checked. Being charged free?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: It's free?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: Got it?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: That makes sense.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, you've gotten one out of two so far.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: This is the This is the rubber man.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: That's from a listener named Katie Gift to a curse
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: cyclists who don't remove their helmet when they go shopping.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Huh, they don't remove their helmets when they go shopping. Now,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: let me ask this question. I wonder if they're wearing
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: bike shoes, if they're clamping, Yeah, if they're clamping, if
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: they're clamping about, I'm going to say, I don't want
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: to hear the clumps.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: You have.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: This is just the helmet because he is the.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Least offensive part of the bikers get up. I think
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: it's a blessing, and I think it's partially I'm gonna think.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: I'm going to think about them for a second. It's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: a blessing to them having biked in the past. You're
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: you sweat you bike. You've got a very weird that
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: the internal sort of mechanism that holds the plastic thing
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: that holds the helmet on, it's messing your hair up.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Your hair is looking really bad. So I think it's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: a blessing to the person and everyone around that person
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: to not have to see probably the worst their hair.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: I would imagine it's ever gonna look. I think it's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: a curse in that I dress up for me, put
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: some thought into the act. If you know you're going
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: to be biking, go home, put it respectable looking outfit
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: on where you're not wearing a helmet, and come back
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: to the store looking proper. But what if they're using
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: the bike as transportation. It's a very Find a shower,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: take a horse bath in the in the bathroom. Surely
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: the place that you have that you're going into has
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: a bathroom. Change clothes. So you're gonna put on oh
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: like that's you've never seen saddle bag. You're going to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: put the saddle back. You can do a messenger, right
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: I did. Oh my god, back in the day. Can
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: you believe that that was a thing? Now we can
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: just email.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, can you imagine?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: I know, tell you put them all out of business.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: The fax machine. Yeah. I mean I remember when it
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: was free. What was free? What's bike? Okay, so let's
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: get messages. Package was dead free.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Receiving anything is always is usually you're getting package. Factory
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: charity was this.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: It was a package charity, truly the worst charity. I mean,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: I could see why people would want cheeseburgers, but just
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: a package whatever in it. They eventually the businesses, uh,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: they merged. Got oh, sure burger, he's made burger packaging.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh interesting, there's a lot of money there.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all the money is in there. You went
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: back on the charity. When a burger is twenty nine dollars,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, think about That's what I'm saying. Twenty six
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: of it is the packages thing is a free burger.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: This guy's this guy's making twenty six dollars wrapper. Yeah, foil.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: It's a piece of salk foil. Eventually it'll just be
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: wrapped in in postal postal money orders. It's a scary dollars.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: It's a scarf. It's a burger wrapped in a scarf.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: It's like Steve, it's called Steven Tyler Burger. It's a
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: great place they were trying to start we're trying to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: get him attached to a burger place. Yeah, all right,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: blessing or curse someone is walking. It's a gift.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: Sorry, gift, it's a gift. Uh all right, you know,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: I'll it's a curse. It it's I don't want to
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: look at it. I don't want to look at you
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: in your helmet and your stuff.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: All right, I'll just I think we have to have
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: a united front, and you feel I think more passionate
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: about this than I don't want to see it than
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: we don't. We don't want to see it. We don't
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: want to see it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: You're right, it's a curse some class respect.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: This is target.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: It's not a pig pen.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: It's not a farm. What wire farm? What on a farm?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: Is farms? Yeah?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Around the pigs and the horses.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: You're right, that's gross. Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: I don't want to feel like I'm on the side
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: of the three way while I'm grocery shopping.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: That's I don't want to be made to feel bad
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: that I'm not cycling about. That's environmental. Well, it's also
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: like environmental shaming. It's like, oh I polluted by driving here,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: everyone fels guilty all right, Yeah, that's enraged. I do
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: find it funny that bikers have to wear like a costume,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: the costume you have to wear when you bike us.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: And maybe it's not everywhere, but in La it's like
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: you're sponsored by a team. No you're not coming, No
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: you're not, you are not, you are You're literally out
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: for Can you just wear a T shirt and shorts?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: I understand baggy shorts?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: Or is that caught in? Can't you wear like long
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: baggy pants, a skirt and hind heels? Can't you wear
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: a fringe pant? I don't understand. Can't you wear dangling
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: long gloves with the fingers kill you? To put on
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: a mermaid tail?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: And a bandana over your eyes? Who cares?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: Come on? What are you in the Tour de France?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Well you got two out of three.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: That's that's really good. Good, that's really good. I don't
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: remember any of the questions, but I'm very proud.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Because you did so well. Yeah, you answered it and
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: moved on with your life.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: Tell us what we want?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Uh? You won me being so kind right now and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: just showering you in these thank you both needed. Let's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: be honest, I needed to hear this today.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: This is why we came, and we were hoping.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: I don't think this morning cry.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't think we would get it. We have a
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: lot going on. I came for a boost, came to
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: get my bucket filled. I'm happy right now.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, if we're going to we have a new thing
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: we're going to do because I have a lot of
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: listeners screaming about my answers frequently that I'm not impartial,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: and so I'm going to have Honalis do one round
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: of gift a curse for both of us. Okay, and
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: so Honally's has thought of a list of things that
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: we're not aware of, and we're gonna both try to win, Honalis.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: What are we doing here, all right?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Gift or a curse? When goldfish crackers were temporarily renamed
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Chilean Sea bass crackers to appeal to adults.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: When was this just this last week? Actually?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: What see this is?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: I don't keep up with the news.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Most kids who eat them don't know what the name is.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: But that's the point. Oh, I mean they're fishies, right? Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Isn't Chilean sea bass like a misnomer too? Isn't that
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: it isn't it called like South American crudfish or something?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: And they like, y, yeah, South American mud crud, a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: mud crud. Yeah yeah, it's a mud crud. Yeah yeah,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: So they tried to rename it. Would you like to answer? First? First,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: I hate this, okay, I.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Mean just on at least, reading that made me mad.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: I feel like this is a bad idea. I don't
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: like when a.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: Company tries to have fun, right.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: I also just don't want to think about other fish
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: when I'm eating goldfish crackers, And when these companies do
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: these stunts, I'm off board right permanently.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: I won't buy.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: I won't buy the brand ever. Again they've lost me
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: as a customer.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: I agree it's not a fish like you wouldn't be like, hey, yeah,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: I'm a Pascatarian. I only eat Chilean sea bass crackers.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: That's nonsense. Also, naming it specifically makes it really actually
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: sound like an animal, when before I never associated the
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: cracker with an animal and thinking like it actually trams,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not like, look at this small bear, Well you
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: actually are, like, yeah, I do like eating I do
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: like eating bear meat.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: You hate bears, you don't like the taste of the
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: cracker at all. No, what makes you get No?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: I like bear meat. Bear meat, I read recently is
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: the number one source of trick andosis in undercooked bear meat. Yes,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: more than pork. So definitely they're not naming Teddy Grams
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: anytime soon. Tricksis Grams or beat. It also sounds like
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: something you could send someone, like a letter like sing
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: written on bear meat. That's awesome.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: No, I personally think it's a curse. I don't like
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: when a company ever ever has fun.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: I agree, I agree, I bet keep it straight down
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: the middle. I'm gonna give that answer. But I also
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: kind of think it's a g because it's so idiotic
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: that I like seeing people do dum dumb stuff like that.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: I will go with curse ultimately, because it's horrifying on alas,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: how do we do? You're all correct?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: The reason is something that hasn't been mentioned yet to me.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: If this company, if Peppridge Farm, has to employ a
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: stunt to get people to eat goldfish, what is going
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: on with our society?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: They're the most very good?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: Are they the youth of America not eating goldfish anymore?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: This is interesting.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Are they going out of business?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: Well, it is Pepperridge doing sustainable farming? Are they doing
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: regenerative farming? Petpbridge of their fish, the gold fish? I mean,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: what's next? I mean, do we have to worry about
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: milanos and saucelitos? I mean what else the peer farm?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: Then you start wondering of the mercury content in any
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: of this. Right, So they've brought a bad spotlight onto
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: the brand.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they've They've committed brand suicide. I think they've sli
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: the brand honestly to a point now where I think
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: it's the kind of thing where we go and like
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: burn Pepperidge Farm products in parking lots of grocery stores. Absolutely,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: that's the only thing I could suggest to your listeners
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: right now, if I may, can I speak to them?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think everyone needs to go direct to them.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: I think the point of this podcast was to get
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: to this of like go and don't buy them. I
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: think mass steel they have to be stolen, stolen, paper
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: farm doesn't care, and the grocery store is just going
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: to reorder. It doesn't burn the same unless it's stolen.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Right, Hijack the trucks, whatever it takes, go to the
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: factories themselves.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, just just don't work there.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Walk out o company wide, walk out. Absolutely. If you're
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: still working there right now, you're a coward.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: You're a scab. Get out, get out immediately. Okay, Well
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: that settles, Thank you all for God. Would that be
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: funny if Peppridge Farm tanked?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. So
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: it's called I said no emails, people write into I
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: said no gifts at gmail dot com. You should know
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: now that all of my listeners have desperate lives. They're
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: just grabbing at whatever they can take. The everything's out
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: of control and they need as much help as they
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: can get. And so that's why they don't blame them
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: panic and write an email to a podcast. They have
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: no one left, right, So will you help me answer
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: your question?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is Hello friends. My girlfriend's birthday is just
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: that's a little familiar to Hello friends.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: My girlfriend's birthday is just a few days before Christmas,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: and as a result, she has been plagued by a
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: lifetime of birthday Christmas combo gifts. One gift for two
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: events truly bullshit. As the caring and doting girlfriend that
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: I am, I am committed to never imposing this harm
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: on her. I have already picked out a gift for
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: her birthday, nice boots that will nearly deplete the gift budget.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping you can suggest a wallet friendly Christmas gift
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: that won't be a total let down. Her interests include woodworking,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: house plants, travel, and art. Okay, thanks, love you by Lippy.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, let's talk about the issue. I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: totally understandable, right, I mean, that's well. I think there's
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: another time.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I mean I think there's another issue here.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Don't say what you're gonna say that vir.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Dealing with lesbian I didn't realize the podcast this is unfortunately.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to everyone. I'm sorry to all the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: listeners that thought they were comfortable in a straight space.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: And if you just see him right, he's furiously packing
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: up his belongings, packing up his belongings, crying, just so confused,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: and he's going into a banker's box. I brought the
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: bankers he always brings it, just in case the storm off,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: just in case he needs to pack up quit. Yes,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: I get it. I get the plight of this person.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: I wonder if they haven't gotten over it by now, right,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: grow up. This is a grown up here. Yeah, this
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: is a grown grown up person right right, Like, I
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: don't know. I mean that being said, you know, everyone,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: even adults, especially when you're in a relationship like this,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: people like your birthday is like the day before your birthday.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: Then you get a big thing, and then it's like
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: you get time and then you get a full Most
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: people get a full birthday and a full gift winter holiday.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: But I feel like this person is got the best
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: of both worlds. It's like you get your birthday, then
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: you get the post birthday let down, and then bam,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: you're right right.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: From here comes Santa Claus.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here comes Santa. It's beginning to feel a lot
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: like her birthday. Well that sucks. Well when they're doing
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: dreaming of a white your birthday, Yeah, that's bad. That sucks.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: I don't Yes, obviously, the parody songs will get old,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: very right. That being said, If this is the type
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: of person who's never been exposed to parody songs, could
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: they gift oh or I don't know. Is there someone
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: they know, maybe on this podcast, who composed a song
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: for them.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: You're really asking for it right now, he's going to
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: demand that you write apparently song.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: If your birthday is within one day of Christmas? What
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: was the call to action?
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  Speaker 6: They need a pitch for a wallet friendly gift that
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: they already got nice, fancy.
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  Speaker 5: What I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know what the boots is that Libby. Yeah,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: don't buy such nice boots. You buy worse boots and
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: a worse other gifts.
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  Speaker 5: Right, you sort of two bad gifts. But just like
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: stay within budget, like it's you know what the budget.
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  Speaker 3: She blames it on the one thing that the next
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: gift is going to be.
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  Speaker 5: She's floundering. Absolutely, you guys are okay, She's gonna have
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: to do some woodworking. This is why neither of you
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: have are in long committed relationships. I'm breaking up a gym.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: This is why nobody loves you, guys. Okay. I see
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: plants as a very good in for a wallet friendly
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what are the boots, Like
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: there's a thousand did you spend nine eighty on the boots?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: Like how much? But you can get a very thoughtful,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: cool like rare plant somewhere or do some research and
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: get something that someone can some By the way, seeds,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: my wife loves planting stuff gardening. You can always get
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: cool seeds to plants. By the way, Okay, here's another pitch. Go,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know where this person lives. They know, we
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: don't know where they live. Right, They're going to assume
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: in like Los Angeles, we have these beautiful assume assume
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: a total like dump of a city. Yeah, that has
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: no garden like a Santa Monica. Oh god, no, our
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: our city here, Los Angeles area has a lot of
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: gardens you can go to, like beautiful. There's Huntington Garden.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: There's experience, an experience, something that's not just a gift
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  Speaker 5: like that. Yes, the boots too, that wait, the boots
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  Speaker 5: Christmas or birthday birthdays first? Yes, then Chris on Christmas,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: make her walk to a garden.
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  Speaker 3: Alone, and.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: If she comes back, And if she comes back, you
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: get a tiny plant that I bought you. But isn't
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: the Christmas tree a plant?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, Now that's being over the plant one more time.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Besides besides plants, it was the woodworking, woodworking, wood craft
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: so cheap. What are we talking picture of a place? Yeah,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: get get out of town art. Well, you can't get
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: out of town because you can afford it. Yeah, because
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: I hope you like the boots because you're not getting
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: out of town any times. I you know, there are
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: there's some nice travel books out there, there are hotels.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: A hunk of wood is easy, by the way, vintage
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: woodworking tool very cool, or gardening tools something like that.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: They like plants. I mean, this is easy. I feel
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: like I feel like her. I think her first thing
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: was I have to think of a gift. I will
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: email a podcast instead of giving it one second thought.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: She doesn't care about her girlfriend and this is a
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: cry for help.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: It's not like her. Like her other interests include like
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: race cars and fur coats, like these are things that
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: are these are things that can be found. Ye, gold bars,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: her hobby is gold.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: No, this is like she loves dust, found sound, paper, rotting, vegetables.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know what to do. Honestly, I met a
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: lot of string enthusiasts and the boots. Really, the moots
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: really set me back.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like that answers it. I mean, if
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: you can't take whatever was just said and create the
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: ultimate gift, I.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Would say, look for something in the interests that's uh,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: that's vintage or unique honestly, half the half the battle
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: is just the thought that goes in. I know that's
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: a bit of a thing that I always say, and
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: no one's else, no one else has ever said. I've
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: always said that in one thing that counts in terms
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: of things that count, the thought was probably be the
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: one is how I say it. But I'm I honestly
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: think a we helped be. Maybe I should be like
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: the correspondent for like gifts suggestions.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: I think you should. I think we're gonna call you in.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: I think if I was like the kind of voice
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: of God's kind of thing who came in producer You're show,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, listen, I don't love the way the show
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: is produced right.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Now and always hanging by a threadge I feel like
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: I did not love the attitude where none of us do.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: I'm out of water. When I walked in, she did
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: the thing with her thumb and then slid it across
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: her throat to.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Me, Well, yeah, is constantly threatening guests like.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Ben Still and Happy Gilmore. I did not love that
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: you offer me a warm glass to shut the hell up. Yeah,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: she sent me to the wrong address.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: So, but you know these things we tolerate, Yes, obviously,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: but maybe we could bring you in as a shadow
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: producer for a period.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: See how you do when I come in with the
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: exact same wardrobe as an Eli's and then you get
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: rid of her? Yes, exactly. I obviously have a history
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: of I have Matthew sitting in the wings. Yeah, it's
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: just with the exact same look. It's like, how you doing. Oh,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: by the way, Bridger wants to talk to you.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: I always have the Replacementelle the first.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: The boss would like a word. It's nice, it's nice
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: working with you.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: Has their dress with this matching the wig?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course, half that's the only way to do it.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: Well, we answered that perfectly, Libby, do not write back
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: in uh. And now I've got thirty dollars and my
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: thirty five dollars sewage fund. Who knows what I'm gonna
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: spiral out of control here? This is why that's the
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: best job I've had this year. I can't wait with
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: the extra thirty five.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: Now you're really approaching like extravagant entree price. Yes, yes,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: so that's just gonna We're closing in on like Tomahawk
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: territory here. You're far shive boots.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Will not be buying any boots.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: That's actually not true. The boots she's talking about, they
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: were fifty six dollars, Yeah, fifty six ninety five.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: You bought the same you're wearing.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: These are the ones same boots. Yeah. They go all
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: the way up to your neck. Yeah. Yeah, they got
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: overall strapped, waterproof and they have a hood. No hood.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: I love a hood hooded boot. It's a great it's
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: a great item.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm so happy you two finally came.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, delightful happy. It was a treat and uh, thank
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: you for bringing this. It's our pleasure. Please use it
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: in good health.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, I absolutely will. And listener the podcast is screeching
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: to a halt as usual. I haven't given you well,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: actually I have given you plenty of evidence. I feel
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: like there's a rhythm towards the end of a podcast
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: that most listeners get used to and then they're capable
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: of emotionally carrying on with the rest of their day.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: So if that's not you, I don't I'm not in
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: control of your life and I'm not responsible for anything
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: you do for the rest of the day. I love you, goodbye,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I said. No gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: senior producer is on A Lisa Nelson, and our episodes
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The theme song is
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: on Instagram and I said, no gifts. That's where you're
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: And don't you want to see the gifts?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Did you hear? Fun? A man myself perfectly clear.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: To my home. You gotta come to me empty, And.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: I said, no guests, your.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Own presences presents enough.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: dare to surbey me