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TWR Saturday | Bears, Pigs, Migrants, And Martha's Vinyard, Oh My! · The Whitfield Report

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  I think he'll be around. He could be trying to get, like,
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  welcome to the show folks, pretty jammed packed tonight.
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  As usual. But I do a, what's, what's start
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  off here? Usually, if a couple were here,
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  I would start out by asking him how everyone's week has been
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  going. My week has been going pretty
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  well, you know, I've just been doing some freelance work.
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  Now, that's kind of what I've been doing for a while, since I
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  Graduated and it's fun. It's fun to do that.
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  And you know, it's worked to some what but anyway and I've
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  always been doing a little bit of gaming on the side a little
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  bit. I've been playing the mafia
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  remake the the the definitive edition of Mafia which by the
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  way people are I started playing that because last week On the
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  show, I kind of went off on how, you know, they shouldn't call
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  the station and call The Last of Us Part 1, a full-blown remake.
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  Because essentially what it is is it's just the same exact game
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  as we've had, you know, twice before.
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  But the other two times it's been It's just simply been a you
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  know money grab Island. Hold on here real quick.
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  I think Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we just have we just got
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  Someone donated directly via Via PayPal.
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  you know, I want to acknowledge said person.
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  Anyway, let's see here. Okay.
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  Okay, this is Vickers for $25. Whoa, this is vigorous or $25,
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  says, support for the show. Yo, well, thank you very much,
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  mr. Vickers, our friends over at the
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  Rockland Coin shop over in California.
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  And then yeah, happy birthday to Faith Vickers, by the way.
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  And, you know, she's 21 now chat.
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  So, you know, she can, she can officially now, do all the the
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  the adult things now, legally anywhere, I guess. so, you know,
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  because after your 21st birthday like, that's it, there there's
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  nothing else you know, there's nothing else you can really do
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  after you know, 21 like I think You know, after 21, you have to
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  wait until I cage like the next big, big milestone where you get
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  anything is like 65. And that's when you can like
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  apply for Social Security benefits and a AARP or something
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  like that. Although I suppose once your 30,
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  I'd surmise was once you're 35, you are eligible to run for
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  president, but let's be honest here.
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  You know, folks, no one, whose normal these days can run for
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  president anymore. Are you kidding me that?
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  You know, I mean, Donald Trump was the last person to really,
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  you know, whose normal, I guess who was able to run for
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  president and, you know, and even so he's a reality TV show
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  billionaire. So, you know, I mean, I voted
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  for him, obviously I like them but you know, he was like he was
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  kind of a celebrity in and of himself, so yeah, I don't know
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  from running for president when he was 35, is that much of a
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  benefit. So let's see.
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  Oh black pill. Phil is here.
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  Black kill Phil. Since my other two coasts are
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  available do you want to come in?
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  And you know Steer steer the ship with me you know friend or
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  you know Ash I can I can write invite you on to accept I know
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  you know Brave or whatever you have set up, Internet Explorer
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  doesn't like Melon or whatever. But yeah, all right, I'll dmu
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  the the melon when film. Yeah.
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  Anyway folks, speaking of Rich celebrities.
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  I mean, listen, I will be a, I will be a rich celebrity one
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  day, but Well, let's be kidding. I'll be rich one day.
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  I'm not sure if I want to be a celebrity.
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  Well, if I'm going to be a celebrity, I actually like to be
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  like an actual slab and not easily lab because those people
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  are kind of, you know, they have issues, which we will be
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  covering, you know, some ESL lab stuff tonight.
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  But let me see your real quick. Okay, copy the link.
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  Let's see. Couch, Dent Twitter.
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  Now, I don't want Apple Maps. By the way, I love, I love my
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  Mac. And I love Apple.
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  But why do I need map? Why do I need the maps app on my
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  MacBook? It's not like I can I mean I
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  suppose like a plan like a route but it's not like having having
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  the maps app on your Mac isn't going to do much good because I
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  mean if you want to use your phone, it's better to use your
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  iPhone. So just You know, just a quick
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  ramp, I guess. Anyway, yeah, speaking of rich
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  people, though. Apparently there is a migrant
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  crisis in Martha's Vineyard now, and what's funny to me about
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  that, Is that all these You Know, Rich liberals, you know
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  some of many of whom are politicians, some of whom are
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  celebrities. They have homes in Martha's
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  Vineyard which is an island like Kind of off like it is part of
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  Massachusetts, right? But it's also kind of like an
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  island kind of like the Hamptons in New York, which is funny
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  because when I was a kid, I used to think that Martha's Vineyard
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  was owned by Martha Stewart. Because, why wouldn't it Martha
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  Stewart on an island or something?
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  I don't know. But yeah, when I got older, I
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  found out that that's where like the Kennedys have like their big
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  compound I guess. That's where Ted Kennedy killed.
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  That one chick and then you know, pretended that it was a
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  drunk driving, you know, car wreck but we know We know the
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  truth. You know, 50 60 years later, but
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  I'm way. So all these liberals you like
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  concerned out You know. Poor migrants right?
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  They, you know, they keep saying that Texas and Florida needs to
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  be more, you know, taller and more open.
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  So what is the scientists in Greg Abbott?
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  Do they send their migrants over to Martha's Vineyard?
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  They send about 50 of them over and immediately there's like a
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  big outcry. I think I saw on Twitter today
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  like Maria Shriver Yo, she tweeted something out about how
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  I will buy the migrants paint being here.
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  That's just the GOP using these poor migrants as political, you
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  know, ponds Basically what what she's saying is I don't want
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  these disgusting migrants here. You know on Martha's Vineyard,
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  get them out and I mean, I think some of the I think some of the
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  migrants were camping out like at the Obama household, I didn't
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  know this, but I guess that's where the Obamas are living.
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  Now, I guess, you know, for for a humble guy who had like humble
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  roots, you know, in that in the south side of Chicago, right?
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  That was Obama's. kind of big, you know, big selling point,
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  he's just a humble black man from You know, from the south
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  side of Chicago, right? But he's so, humble folks, you
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  know, I can't think of anything more humble, you know, you
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  become president. You lead the country for eight
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  years and then Obama is so humble that he moves to Martha's
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  Vineyard. You know, an island where I
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  can't even afford to, you know, I don't think I can even afford
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  to like set foot you know, or in my case, wheelchair Rim there.
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  I can't even afford to, you know, stay in Martha's Vineyard
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  a lot of Lona, you know, with their but, you know, Obama's so
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  modest. He decides to live there full
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  time now. I guess.
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  And so you have these, you know, migrants, you know, starting to
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  pop up and, you know, our this Vineyard they're just trying to,
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  you know, make the place more cultural and what not.
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  Right. But then you, you know, but You
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  know, Martha's Vineyard was so glad to have all these migrants
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  there, that they immediately got, like a bunch of, you know.
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  TSA, they got, like a whole bunch about public transit in
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  Boston. Literally bust these migrants
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  off of Martha's Vineyard 24-hour hours later, and dumps them all
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  and Boston, right? Because you know these migrants
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  when we say that you know they need to be more accepted at more
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  places. We don't mean that they need to
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  be more accepted at Martha's Vineyard or on the hand and so
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  know they need to hang out Boston with the rest of you.
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  Poor Schmucks. You know, and in Manhattan. so
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  here Phil, I sent you the I sent you the live stream link on
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  melon, so yeah. Yeah.
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  As sauce in is after the right diversity is our strength.
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  Yeah, I mean I guess that's the case, right?
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  So yeah that was that was that and even Biden was saying
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  something on Thursday about like how do these are just political
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  moves from you know the GOP. Well you know, maybe maybe we
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  should send. Maybe we should send these
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  people to Delaware then I guess so yeah.
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  Oh okay. There's Black girl Phil I guess
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  so we'll see what he asks a mess.
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  And vicious Vickers goes, how the hell giving?
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  Did anyone understand what buying was say, um, you know,
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  mr. Vickers.
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  I don't know how people understand what buying is
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  saying, but you know, that's why I always have subtitles on when
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  he's on TV. Anyway.
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  Some travel putting subtitles on Biden.
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  Shit is like Honey Boo. Boo right?
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  You ever watch Honey. Boo.
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  Boo. They have subtitles even though
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  they all sort of supposed to speak English, that's exactly
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  how it is. Exactly how it is.
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  How you doing, buddy? Pretty good.
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  Pretty good. Phil haven't seen you and we
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  haven't seen you in forever. How are thing?
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  how are things over in Pennsylvania, where crappy is
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  always, I guess, you know, No, I mean we've got, we've got our
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  elections that over here, and we've got, you know, it sucks.
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  We have Josh Shapiro who's awful and then we got Federman choose
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  another awful person and I think they're well, according to
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  polls, they're leading by a mile.
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  But, you know, we'll pulls are fucking worthless.
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  His butt. I sure would like to be in
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  Florida right about now. Well, you know, I mean, we the
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  thing of it is we definitely could use more people like you
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  and Florida for sure, you know, Biden Biden was sending all the
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  migrants to Florida. DeSantis said, nope, he sent him
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  to Martha's Vineyard and now they don't want him and in
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  Martha's Vineyard. So I guess those migrants who
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  were In Florida are now in Boston, which I am.
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  I almost feel bad for them because it's like, you know, you
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  start off in Florida, then you get like ship to Martha's
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  Vineyard which is like a major. You know.
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  It's like a luxury place and then you end up in like,
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  downtown Boston. That's got to be a bummer.
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  Even as like a migrant. Yeah, I saw, I saw Maria.
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  Shriver tweet. Like you were saying tweet
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  something about it and I think she's mad.
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  I think she's just mad because You know, one at one of them,
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  one of those illegal immigrants Knocked Up.
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  Got knocked up by her husband. So, I mean, as, yeah.
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  Yeah, that's a very well and the thing of it is, is like she
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  walking in like she wasn't even really that good, you know,
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  looking I there like that she was there.
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  It's like my, it's the, it's the Monica Lewinsky thing right
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  here. You know, she's not hot but
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  she's there. You know, if you're, if you're
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  jonesing it and somebody's in front of you, it's like, hey,
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  well, alright, well better than nothing.
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  Well, it's interesting that you bring up the clintons because,
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  you know, I found out recently I guess that this is real.
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  Hillary Clinton has a has a TV show.
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  Now, did you hear hear about this?
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  Oh, are you talking about the Apple thing?
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  Yeah. Hell yeah.
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  Hell I Clinton has a show on Apple TV called gutsy, which is
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  about like I guess highlighting empowered females who also
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  happen to be super wealthy and super rich and super famous
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  already. Because when I think of Empower
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  women, I don't you know, I don't think of my mother or of, you
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  know what, local school school teachers, right?
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  I think of Jane, Fonda and Goldie Hawn when I think of
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  empowered women well, I just like there's so many empowered
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  women out there like you were saying there's so many empowered
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  women that do make positive shit.
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  And then like you got these fucking people that are on the
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  show. Like what?
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  Like you got - the stallion like are you fucking kidding me?
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  Get all these people. You got all these women all over
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  the freaking country that do like all kinds of all, kinds of
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  good shit. You've got astronauts, you've
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  got Engineers, you got scientists, you got all these
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  people doing, all kinds of positive shit.
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  You're a put, what Megan D stallion.
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  As like when your look not only that here, one side note, let me
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  just We just say that our image, our American Roi actually
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  education system, as a whole is completely fucked.
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  You know? David hog got to be a guest
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  speaker in at Harvard Business School.
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  All right. Think about that one for a
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  second. This dude, the only thing this
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  dude was famous for was being in the right place at the right
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  time during the school shooting, right?
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  That's it. And then what else did he do?
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  What what what's? He will teach me at a business
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  school? What failing failing at a?
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  Fucking pillow company. What the hell?
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  Well, didn't eat. Well, then he, he Denis.
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  Also, like did he also get into Harvard?
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  Because he basically, he basically said, like, hey I
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  survived the school shooting so Harvard was like, you know, you
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  need to accept me because I'm I like survived the school
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  shooting. So therefore like yeah.
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  You know that what? Well he was connect like, you
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  know, he said all the right liberal shit and some some of
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  the I think he got a no Ward from Um, who's like, there was
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  like a former New York Governor Bloomberg.
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  He got a Bloomberg award or something like that, for
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  whatever the fuck, and I think his connections, Got him into
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  Harvard because his grades were, this is his grades were totally
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  fucked like his grades. And his test scores were not
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  like up to what, you know, what used to be the Harvard standard
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  but you know, hey if why, why would anyone want to go to the
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  Why would anyone want to go to Harvard or the?
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  I believe most of these? Yeah, most of these big schools
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  have just become like a fraternity of connections,
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  right? It's being connected to the
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  right, like being connected to the right people now, you know,
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  with Harvard. Yeah, your meeting and, you
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  know, associating with other Rich pieces of shit just like
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  you. So you're like, you know.
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  So that's how you you know, you that's the only way it really
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  sets you up for success. Us, you're not like, the problem
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  is the internet completely Wrecking Ball the entire
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  education industry because in the olden days, if you had to go
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  to a school, like Harvard to be able to get an education, like
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  to be able to truly learn about law, about business, whatever.
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  But now I mean shit, you could learn whatever you want on your
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  iPhone like Like yours. As long as you got connection on
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  your phone, you're good. Well, we need anything more,
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  like they really needed something more.
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  Yeah, well, I mean, part of part of the problem though, too, is,
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  is, if you want a job in Corporate America now, and
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  believe me, I'm a captain was, you know, as much as anybody.
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  But I will admit that like one of the problems kind of with,
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  you know, big business is Like a lot of them do require like four
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  year degree like you know even just for like an entry level
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  position position now but like in its but like in terms of, you
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  know, going to college, you know, to like or learn
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  something. You know, I can unless you're
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  going for like a very specific skill set like a doctor or a
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  lawyer. It's not as valuable as you used
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  to be. Now, having said that like,
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  Like, you know, I went to the University of South Florida and
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  I actually, I actually did learn a lot from my degree program.
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  Would you, how would you apply what you learn in South Florida?
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  What how to beer pong? What the hell?
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  I heard that was like, well, you know, I I learned how to, you
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  know, I'll learn how to pick up chicks and You know, a scout
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  supermodels and day, you know, life skills that you especially
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  need here in South. Look, hey, those women.
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  I'm sure those women got a lesson on how to do an Airy make
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  a chariot ride. I'm telling you man, here it
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  takes Talent, I'm just saying. Yeah, you're damn right so, but
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  look, look at that. Look at that.
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  Not only that. Did you did you see?
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  They Oxford. University is having the cash me
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  outside girl, as a speaker, like, should she's doing a guest
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  speaker? Like what the fuck?
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  Is she going to provide Oxford? You know, like what the hell?
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  I'd like I'm saying our academic system isn't is in Decline.
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  It is totally in Decline. Yeah.
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  Well I mean the cash me out of the cache has side girl.
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  Like how is she still even real it like that I've that thing
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  happened back in 2000 that thing happened nearly 10 years ago
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  what has she done since then? She had she opened and only fans
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  account and I think she made like over a million dollars in
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  her first month, which is Crate. Which is, I mean, that's and
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  then I mean, I don't know, you know, but but yeah, no, I
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  haven't heard from her since but I mean like There is.
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  There's with, like, with Harvard.
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  It's like the, the speakers that I see that are on likely, you
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  know, just special speakers all like what fucking JK Rowling or
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  PSI or like I'm like, these aren't, like, beacons of of the
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  academic Community. These are like, fucking
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  celebrities or some shit. Like you like, it's like you
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  could, you don't do you really need to go to her.
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  Birds to fight. Like what is that their
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  marketing? Oh, if you want to hear a
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  fucking celebrity speak, now you're going to have to go to
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  Harvard. I don't I'm not I don't
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  understand how the fuck. That's well I mean first is so
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  first off I think, you know, at least like JK Rowling is you
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  know, someone like, you know, an actual like she actually has
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  like a somewhat inspiring story of like a single mom, who like
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  became a You know, successful like author and whatnot.
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  So, I mean, I understand that but then like, you know, all
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  these other celebs and second off.
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  Genius, anus. I did not learn chloroform
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  Rusty's and chemistry 101 at one.
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  How how dare you sir, maybe maybe I knew Professor that did
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  that when I was in community college but not making.
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  That was Ethan, Ralph, you're thinking, Are we never finished
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  college but yeah, how dare you sir.
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  So but now it's like yeah all these all these celebrities who
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  are like at commencement speeches and out now too.
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  That's the other weird thing is you know it seems like all these
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  College commencement speeches. Oh my God more like from
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  celebrities mine, I will never forget.
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  I will never forgive Penn State for this shit, like my
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  commencement speech and I like you, I work my ass off for that
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  fucking degree, and they put some for my commencement speech.
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  They put some vice president of Hewlett-Packard some check.
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  And she talked about fucking diversity for.
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  Like, I was so angry. I was Bro, I was like you, you
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  you you could have said something about like something
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  inspirational about the future and how it all looks bright.
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  And, you know, for everybody like know, you talked about your
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  accolades and you talked about how fucking all about diversity
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  and shit. I'm like, fuck you.
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  I'm like you you ruined that. You ruined my academic
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  experience. I just want to let you know that
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  that reminds me of that reminds me of my senior high school
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  right? Right.
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  I think I might have told this, I think I might have told this
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  story on the show before but in case I haven't so my senior of
• 31:55
  high school was like was 2013 and it was It was, this was
• 32:02
  like, right before the sjw stuff was like really like a thing,
• 32:10
  right? It was before it was before me,
• 32:13
  me too, but like, it was kind bike on the rise.
• 32:16
  And and I remember that they, I remember like it was, it was
• 32:20
  like April, so we like a month away from we were like, a month
• 32:26
  away from graduation and they and so there was a There was one
• 32:34
  day of the year where like where Amnesty International host, like
• 32:39
  a day of speakers our school at and all of the students were
• 32:43
  mandated to go. It was like, it was like a
• 32:46
  school-wide thing. So in the so I got around like
• 32:52
  11:00 in the morning, right? Like there had been a couple
• 32:55
  different speakers and none of them were like that egregious
• 33:00
  but then like, Around 11:00, there was this one, there was
• 33:06
  this one, you know, speaker who came up and she was a woman.
• 33:12
  And, you know, she was, I would actually, I would say she was
• 33:15
  like moderately attractive. She wasn't ugly.
• 33:18
  You know, she wasn't like a 10 either, but she starts to, like,
• 33:24
  talk how she was about how she was raped and college.
• 33:29
  And, you know, like she starts off like really Bleak and then
• 33:34
  she and then she looks down the auditorium and says every Every
• 33:42
  man, every, every High School senior in here, every male, High
• 33:47
  School, senior in here is a potential male rapist and I just
• 33:53
  got lost it and I rolled myself. Out of your out of the
• 33:59
  auditorium security. Like tried to stop me from
• 34:03
  leaving to but I'm like, what? I'm like work, you know.
• 34:07
  I'm about to graduate in a month.
• 34:09
  I don't have time for this politically, correct bullshit.
• 34:15
  You know. So I'm just going to leave and
• 34:18
  you know Well, well, well you're mandated to stay, you know, if
• 34:24
  you don't, if you don't complete this thing, you won't be able to
• 34:27
  graduate. And I was like well and like.
• 34:31
  Well my mom is my mom is the precinct leader of the room of
• 34:35
  the Republican party for our town.
• 34:38
  And I'm sure she would love to, you know, here that the the high
• 34:43
  school, you know, forced the senior class into an
• 34:49
  indoctrination. Seminar.
• 34:53
  So they let me go and long story short, I just I fucked off in
• 34:59
  the student newspaper office and basically watched How I Met Your
• 35:03
  Mother for the, for the rest of the, that's a good show.
• 35:07
  And yeah, no, it was believing, it was, it was much more.
• 35:13
  It was a much more valuable use of my time too.
• 35:19
  You know, watch the Romantic exploits of Ted Mosby event was
• 35:22
  to hear about rape culture from some crazy lady, you know.
• 35:32
  But like that was that was kind of like my first exposed like
• 35:35
  just the crazy SJ doing this stuff.
• 35:38
  Like I knew that there was, I knew that there was crazy stuff
• 35:42
  before it was it was like whoa, this is insane.
• 35:45
  And then once I got to college it just got Worth so and now I
• 35:52
  always hate now I'ma to like they bring like oh there's rape
• 35:57
  culture and colleges and I'm like, no, there's there's
• 36:02
  there's they're rapists, but that doesn't mean there's like a
• 36:05
  culture of fucking race. That's like Like you, you have.
• 36:12
  I also hate when women say oh I should be able to walk outside
• 36:17
  wearing whatever I want and not have to worry about getting a
• 36:20
  rest or getting assaulted or anything like that and I'm like
• 36:25
  you sure you're right, you should okay.
• 36:29
  However, life is a game of odds, right?
• 36:33
  Meaning if You know, if you wear.
• 36:39
  Okay. So if I am in a back alley, in
• 36:42
  New York City wearing wearing one of my Rolex watches The odds
• 36:51
  are high that I could get my shit robbed.
• 36:54
  Okay. That doesn't mean I deserve it.
• 36:57
  It doesn't mean I, you know, whatever I'm saying.
• 37:01
  You know, life is a game of odds.
• 37:03
  It's like a poker game, dude, more move the more moves.
• 37:07
  You make the less likely your shits happened.
• 37:09
  Doesn't mean it's going to happen.
• 37:11
  It could okay. Like you can, you can have all
• 37:15
  the right. You could do all the right
• 37:16
  things and still end up in the shit and you could do all the
• 37:20
  wrong things and still end up in the good.
• 37:23
  But if you make the Right Moves, you're less likely like, it's a
• 37:28
  game of odds, right? So, yeah, and the In concept
• 37:32
  applies, right? You like if if you if you wear
• 37:37
  some shit, drunk off your ass and you're wearing some shit
• 37:41
  with your cleavage hanging out and, you know, and you're and
• 37:45
  you're--you know, you're in a New York club, you're grabbing
• 37:50
  dicks. Okay.
• 37:51
  You're you're proud some bad's probably going to happen to you
• 37:55
  just like yeah, well the the other thing To is like the
• 38:02
  definition of rape culture has been stretched.
• 38:06
  So thin now that if you come if you even like compliment a woman
• 38:13
  and she doesn't like your compliment or whatever that's
• 38:17
  now considered rape culture. It's sexual harassment and I
• 38:23
  don't have to take it like okay. Yeah, like like hey yeah you
• 38:30
  will a beautiful. You're you know, you're looking
• 38:33
  nice today. I mean there's that there's a
• 38:36
  lot. That's right.
• 38:37
  That's right. Yeah, like like that that
• 38:40
  wouldn't be a problem obviously obviously if you say to somebody
• 38:45
  nice tits I just want to fucking motorboat that bitch.
• 38:48
  Has it at a Starbucks. Okay, got you.
• 38:51
  Okay. That might be a problem.
• 38:53
  However, if you're like, if you're saying, oh, that dress
• 38:56
  looks Ice today or you know? Yeah.
• 38:59
  Wow you did something different with your hair.
• 39:01
  Okay. Well I guess it's like that is
• 39:05
  sexual harassment and I don't have to take it.
• 39:08
  I mean that that's a little you know a little clown World.
• 39:11
  He's Well Phil, I mean I hate I hate to break it to you but we
• 39:18
  but we are all we are living in Clinton clown.
• 39:22
  Worldly arm do totally are and Ash and Ashby I do I do love you
• 39:31
  but you know I mean you just I think you know you always talk
• 39:39
  about. We live in clown world.
• 39:42
  Get wrong luck. We are, we're in a classroom
• 39:44
  right now. Speaking of people also, you
• 39:49
  know, surviving with us in clown World.
• 39:52
  Apex, how you doing, man? Women are so fucking dumb.
• 39:57
  Am I right fellas? Look here.
• 40:00
  Here's the, here's the problem. Here's the problem though.
• 40:03
  A pack not wrong, you are not wrong.
• 40:06
  Okay, you are 100% correct in your assessment.
• 40:10
  However, They have this one thing that's like the most
• 40:14
  amazing fucking feeling in the world and there's nothing even
• 40:19
  close to it right there. The, you know, that it's the
• 40:23
  most amazing feeling in the world and there's no extreme
• 40:27
  sport or there's no adrenaline high or there's no drug that
• 40:33
  even equals that shit. Okay.
• 40:36
  So that's the Crux of every man that walks this Earth, Yeah,
• 40:44
  yeah. I just, I only caught the tail
• 40:46
  end of what you were talking about.
• 40:47
  It just sounded like a dumb bitches being, you know, dumb
• 40:50
  bitches. Like they have been for most of
• 40:53
  my life especially, especially the last, you know how like,
• 40:57
  like, really? What?
• 40:59
  What, what constitutes. The cash me outside girl.
• 41:04
  As it going to Oxford Oxford, she qualified to do that.
• 41:12
  Like, hey, you know what self-made fucking millionaire,
• 41:15
  bro? They don't care.
• 41:17
  I mean, the particulars don't really matter, you know, like in
• 41:21
  the brain, if that's the case that you should have dr.
• 41:24
  Phil speaking at Oxford because he's the reason she's she's
• 41:27
  there. True.
• 41:30
  But I think, you know, with the whole new empowerment movement
• 41:33
  and shit and, you know, identity politics at a, you know, coming
• 41:39
  to a crescendo, I feel like, but at a fever pitch.
• 41:44
  Yeah, you're right. I mean, it has to it, it
• 41:47
  literally has to at some point, the shit can't go on.
• 41:50
  I mean, we may just collapsed entirely as a species as a
• 41:54
  result, but I doubt it, you know?
• 41:56
  But yeah, it's just, you know, That girl, I mean she became we
• 42:01
  all know the catch. Catch me outside.
• 42:03
  Catch me outside bubble. You know, she's asked me about
• 42:05
  how she was a bad kid on one of those fucking circus shows on
• 42:10
  daytime television. That became a meme.
• 42:13
  And I mean, it's to be real, it's kind of the internet's
• 42:15
  fault, you know, like so many other things in our day, and
• 42:20
  it's modern day, but yeah, she became like, she became a meme
• 42:25
  and it didn't the lines between making fun of her.
• 42:28
  Her and supporting her got blurred as tends to happen with
• 42:34
  everybody on the internet. I mean you could say the same
• 42:37
  kind of shit about fucking Christian and Ethan Ralph and
• 42:41
  I'm all these people you know, they've got hate Watchers that
• 42:44
  say all the right things, you know, to make them seem like,
• 42:47
  you know, to pump these people up.
• 42:50
  So I mean, be honest with you, I think it's hilarious.
• 42:53
  That, that girl is going to Oxford.
• 42:54
  What is she even going to say? I mean, and I don't even really
• 42:58
  care. I just I'm picturing like the
• 43:01
  overall thing like the people that are going to go there,
• 43:04
  seriously, she's going to need Biden subtitles for her shit,
• 43:08
  right? Yeah, they're better.
• 43:10
  They're going to have her speak and they're going to need
• 43:12
  subtitles for whatever the fuck she's talking about.
• 43:16
  Just like, Biden. Just like Honey, Boo, Boo.
• 43:18
  All the, all those, all those fuckers site.
• 43:21
  Listen, man, I let that catch me outside girl, you know, look,
• 43:25
  America America only wants one thing.
• 43:28
  They want to cut their dicks off.
• 43:29
  They want to fuck children. All right.
• 43:32
  Imagine imagine. Imagine having dr.
• 43:35
  Sobel at Oxford though, he'd be like TV.
• 43:38
  It was soon. Tell you.
• 43:39
  But you are way too young to be having flare some college, you
• 43:44
  need to wait a couple. Years.
• 43:47
  And I'll provide you with all the canceling.
• 43:50
  You need each and every one of you now.
• 43:54
  That'd be, that'd be the lamest. It's like, it's like a, he's
• 43:57
  like a whenever he speaks he's like a hillbilly out.
• 44:02
  He's like a hillbilly. Do Ben Stein, right?
• 44:06
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:07
  Yeah. On The Wonder Years.
• 44:09
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:11
  Clear. Eyes is awesome.
• 44:14
  Now. Just imagine that with the hill.
• 44:16
  Billy voice and you got dr. Phil.
• 44:18
  Yeah, it's pretty good. I'd like to see dr.
• 44:22
  Phil, I don't see, dr. Phil like, try and be on a being
• 44:29
  session with that Owen or eaten or what about one an hour long.
• 44:33
  You're right. Where that would be great.
• 44:35
  That would be all right. And he wore ski, because he
• 44:40
  would like before he before dr. Phil would even finish his mom.
• 44:46
  Law. They would all probably kill
• 44:48
  themselves out of boredom, right?
• 44:50
  And then we all win. It's a win-win for everybody,
• 44:53
  right? It's a win-win for the world.
• 44:58
  Or or Alpha just holler holler and 11 of the 20.
• 45:05
  Listen, folks, America wants, I know.
• 45:08
  I understand him already lost it.
• 45:12
  They want to kill babies, cut their dicks off, and fuck
• 45:15
  children. All right, I'm Joe Biden.
• 45:21
  Yeah, and also there's a vote Republicans man.
• 45:28
  They just want to dump the, they just wanted them to migrants
• 45:33
  off, her Martha Stewart's house or, or some or something.
• 45:38
  And I don't, I don't know, Martha.
• 45:41
  Martha Stewart, is being invaded by migrants from from, from some
• 45:49
  From something. Bad thing is fucking hilarious
• 45:56
  though because like that, these are the same people that these
• 46:00
  are the same people that want to be like, we know no person is
• 46:07
  illegal here in the United States.
• 46:10
  No, you know, we should just welcomed them all with open arms
• 46:14
  and then they end in a soon as they're flown in to Martha's
• 46:17
  Vineyard like yeah, we need to get these people.
• 46:20
  Yeah. But them the fuck out.
• 46:22
  Like that. What they did.
• 46:24
  I need some water for now. Yeah.
• 46:25
  Bust them to a military base. Oh, that's right.
• 46:28
  Okay yeah. But I saw some I saw some some
• 46:32
  counter evidence to a lot of that you know, the right wing
• 46:38
  talking points that all they're just freaking out losing their
• 46:40
  minds. I mean I saw at least some
• 46:43
  evidence on Twitter, I don't know.
• 46:45
  I mean they were putting those people up and doing a lot of In
• 46:49
  some effort, but it is obvious that most of the population of
• 46:54
  that area, we're like get these people to fuck up.
• 46:57
  There was like one person I saw in a Facebook thread that was
• 47:00
  like we voted for this guy's. This is what we, this is what
• 47:03
  we're supposed to be doing, how is sending them.
• 47:06
  You know, they weren't wanted at these border towns.
• 47:09
  They didn't vote for that. So they sent them here.
• 47:11
  Why is this a problem? But permanent housing.
• 47:15
  And everyone's there, all those rich fucks are losing their
• 47:18
  minds, dude. Well, I mean well, I guess what
• 47:22
  happened was the Santas like the Santa's was saying he that like
• 47:28
  the more the more of these migrants came into Florida.
• 47:31
  He were he would ship them to Martha's Vineyard and then I
• 47:34
  guess he did and people in Martha's Vineyard whilst they're
• 47:38
  mine. And said that the sand is just
• 47:42
  shipped him here to make a point about well attack, which I mean,
• 47:46
  I would argue that he did and I'm gonna yeah.
• 47:49
  Going to take sort of a hot take here for this crowd, perhaps.
• 47:54
  But I entirely disagree with what Rhonda Santa's did.
• 47:58
  And in fact, I think according to like laws that's like and
• 48:06
  it's not exactly but it amounts to human trafficking, send those
• 48:09
  motherfuckers back where they came from, don't send them,
• 48:11
  they, he sent them significantly deeper into the country.
• 48:15
  Like, yeah, it's a known on these fucking.
• 48:17
  Yeah, these liberal fucking dead.
• 48:19
  MC Rats, the rich fucks but that is not the answer, sending these
• 48:23
  people. You know what I mean?
• 48:24
  It is, I don't think it's. I mean even the troll is not
• 48:29
  worth it to me because it sets a dangerous fucking precedent.
• 48:32
  Yeah. Because not many people think
• 48:33
  it's cool. Think it's good.
• 48:35
  Like yeah, let's do more of that.
• 48:36
  It's been. I mean I I mean I I get that the
• 48:40
  the point I mean I certainly do get the Argan and I even do.
• 48:46
  I even do agree with it like harsh.
• 48:49
  I think, I think the reasoning is that what is that when is
• 48:54
  that when ordinary Americans are complaining about all these
• 48:59
  migrants, you know becoming criminal?
• 49:02
  Like and you know, robbing like the streets of our cities, all
• 49:07
  the wealthy Elite are like, oh, well, you're just all bigots and
• 49:11
  you just don't understand what it is.
• 49:13
  You don't understand what they've had struck through to
• 49:16
  get here. You know, and so the rest of you
• 49:19
  plebs living in like suburban and urban America, you all are
• 49:24
  just selfish bigots and you need to go fuck yourselves, right?
• 49:28
  But when it's our holy toity, you know, rich rich ass, you
• 49:34
  know, pampered part of the country, you know in gated
• 49:38
  communities when those people and here, oh no, it's a big
• 49:43
  problem so I can see both sides, I guess it.
• 49:47
  It's, it's interesting. Yeah, I just I mean Yeah, I just
• 49:55
  don't think that's the solution, you know.
• 49:57
  There's a big difference between people crossing into border
• 50:01
  states and governors of governors of these states
• 50:06
  shipping, the packing, those people up and shipping them
• 50:08
  deeper into the country to proofs to own some Libs.
• 50:12
  You know what I mean? I do get it does bring up a good
• 50:16
  point. Does the government?
• 50:18
  I don't think the governor's really have the power to be
• 50:21
  able. To deport.
• 50:23
  That's like a that's like a federal that's like a federal
• 50:27
  thing. Like with the federal
• 50:29
  immigration. I'm not sure that the governors
• 50:32
  have the ability to they may not you.
• 50:34
  That's probably right, right. So soul, mate.
• 50:37
  So I'm thinking that they may not have had a choice.
• 50:40
  Well, I mean, they, well, it maybe in certain shit but like,
• 50:44
  but I agree with you on it and its surface.
• 50:48
  Like I don't think, I think it's funny in the short term.
• 50:52
  ERM. But I don't think it's very
• 50:53
  productive in the long term but it also could be.
• 50:56
  I don't, I'm not everybody knows.
• 50:58
  Well, not a smart man, I'm learning as I go to, I'm
• 51:01
  exactly, I don't know half of what these people have the the
• 51:06
  the laws of these places and shit is so fucking complicated.
• 51:09
  So it may be one of those cases. Where, okay, we use our
• 51:12
  resources to hold these, people near the border and, you know,
• 51:17
  soak up resources for the people of my state or a pack these Up
• 51:22
  in a ship them to a state that is already voted to take care of
• 51:26
  these people and have plenty of money to do.
• 51:28
  So, I mean, you know, I do, yeah.
• 51:31
  They are Sanctuary cities, right.
• 51:33
  Look, you're, you know, you. You are looking out for them, I
• 51:37
  guess, you know, if you are, you're claiming to be anyway.
• 51:40
  Well, I mean you just have these, I just find it funny how,
• 51:44
  like, when these bees bus has arrived.
• 51:48
  These people are like, giving them hugs and food and all that
• 51:51
  shit. It's like All right, here the
• 51:53
  heck. All right now, get the fuck off
• 51:55
  my property before I have you arrested.
• 51:58
  And I mean, the other thing to consider is like, they've been
• 52:02
  weaponizing. The Immigrant vote for a long
• 52:04
  time. You know, the Democrats in
• 52:08
  particular, you know, the influx of migrants to some of these red
• 52:13
  States, especially in the South, you know.
• 52:17
  And I'll allowing, you know, or trying pushing really hard for
• 52:22
  Yeah, non-resident voter registrations and shit like
• 52:27
  that. So, that's the other thing to
• 52:30
  consider is like, I mean, this was just one Bus full of people.
• 52:32
  It was like, 50, 100 people are Somethin aren't even know the
• 52:35
  exact number. It was only 50 like like yeah,
• 52:39
  well huge number yeah, wasn't even a huge number of people.
• 52:41
  I mean it's that's 50 people. I mean granted 50/50 people is
• 52:46
  still 50 people and in a place like Martha's Vineyard, you know
• 52:50
  that's that's probably But that's probably a lot.
• 52:54
  I mean, Anthony has been an Island, an island actually made
• 52:56
  a pretty good point. Yeah.
• 52:59
  Is Martha's Vineyard, if I'm not mistaken.
• 53:08
  That's like that's like part of the state of Massachusetts.
• 53:13
  It's kind of like how Florida here has the keys.
• 53:17
  The keys, right? Yeah.
• 53:18
  Okay. It makes almost right, but like,
• 53:21
  I also know that, like, I know that like the Kennedys, they
• 53:26
  have like a summer home on Martha.
• 53:28
  Vineyard and also I actually didn't know this until today
• 53:33
  because this is all what do I give a shit about the Obama's
• 53:37
  now but apparently they have like a apparently Obama was in
• 53:42
  Martha's Vineyard like year-round now or yeah or
• 53:45
  something like that. So yeah for guy Obama was Obama
• 53:52
  was so humble, right? Being a humble guy from the
• 53:55
  south side of Chicago. He was so humble.
• 53:58
  Double the after, you know, after his term was up, he, you
• 54:04
  know, instead of going back to his humble, roots and Chicago.
• 54:08
  He decided to move to Martha's Vineyard where all the other
• 54:14
  Elites are sure. And the other thing that I'm
• 54:18
  that I keep thinking about is, you know, the way social media
• 54:21
  works and stuff and how things are filtered to us, you know,
• 54:25
  through our own You know, Cole, you know, cultivated lens by the
• 54:30
  AI, by the algorithm and shit. I mean I don't I'm not sure that
• 54:35
  dissent is did not hand these people a victory like yeah,
• 54:38
  we've seen some outrage on social media.
• 54:41
  We've seen some of the residents there, freaking the fuck out,
• 54:46
  but if descent is packed these people up and sent them there is
• 54:49
  some sort of message and they were received kindly and they've
• 54:52
  been now sent to a military base.
• 54:53
  There's there's clearly no room on a fucking Island, right?
• 54:56
  So there if A, if there is, if there is PR to be gained from
• 55:01
  this, it will be gained. And it's just again, immigrants
• 55:05
  are coming immigrants are here, there's a ton of them and
• 55:08
  there's going to be more of them and depending on what future
• 55:12
  laws are in place and, you know, the path to citizenship and how
• 55:15
  shortened that's going to be. Or if it's even going to be
• 55:18
  necessary, they're going to look like fucking Heroes.
• 55:21
  Men. DeSantis is going to look like
• 55:23
  this. You know, the Republicans ship
• 55:26
  them off to some fucking Well, I mean then again, I guess it
• 55:31
  depends on how you frame it because the sand is can be like,
• 55:33
  look, we have no room here. Here's go, we'll go, we'll send
• 55:35
  you here and then they've been received kindly and it, I do.
• 55:39
  You know what? I have no idea.
• 55:40
  There's too many like this shit, man.
• 55:42
  I feel like, I feel like in 2020 to the frame, the framing of
• 55:48
  shit has become overrated. Do like, because I think you
• 55:52
  we've become so We've become so divided that like, you know,
• 55:59
  liberals Liberals are going to have their networks, like your
• 56:04
  CNN or MSNBC, whatever your conservatives are going to have
• 56:09
  their, you know, there are other stocks where it's like, you
• 56:12
  know. Yeah, you got your, you got your
• 56:14
  daily wires, you blaze, TV's your Newsmax, or Fox News.
• 56:18
  You have all that. And then you got like, the, the
• 56:20
  Independence that they fall, wherever they fall to, but like,
• 56:24
  I don't think I think I mean nothing's really going to change
• 56:29
  in that like the Liberals that were pissed that were pissed off
• 56:33
  our already pissed off anyway. Like they're pissed regardless
• 56:37
  like they hate they just hate conservatives anyway.
• 56:42
  And then like, you know, the conservatives are like, you
• 56:46
  know, they already have their minds made up to like it's like,
• 56:50
  well, fuck them liberals and then you have, you know, and you
• 56:54
  have the, the in Dependence then, and I think a lot of them
• 56:58
  they don't align with the particular, like I'm an
• 57:01
  independent and I don't align with abs.
• 57:03
  I just I'm like, you know, I'm just ants like I just like can
• 57:08
  we just be intelligent here? Like I'm sick and tired of these
• 57:12
  two extremes and these people are retarded and can we just not
• 57:16
  be retarded anymore, but I just I don't think anything really
• 57:21
  changes anymore. Like, it used to like, back in
• 57:25
  the These that would have been something like row, even to
• 57:28
  thousands. Like it would have been really
• 57:30
  big but like today, I mean, there's so many there's so many
• 57:35
  Echo Chambers. Now that there's not really, I
• 57:38
  don't know. There's not much I gained like
• 57:41
  there used to be. Yeah.
• 57:43
  Well yeah well I think I think to and I actually I actually
• 57:47
  wrote about this, I actually wrote about this last week on my
• 57:52
  sub stack blog but you know, I talk about like, how in regards
• 57:57
  to like 9/11 like I do wonder sometimes like it's Twitter if
• 58:05
  Twitter and Facebook and all these other social media
• 58:08
  platforms had been around. When 9/11 had happened.
• 58:12
  Like, how much different would the conversation surrounding
• 58:16
  9/11 have has been because right?
• 58:19
  Like, we like, people are saying we're all pretty United when
• 58:24
  9/11 happened and that's true. We were, but that's just another
• 58:28
  fucking side. That the last one that worked.
• 58:31
  Go ahead. Sorry but you know what?
• 58:34
  But was that because there wasn't as many people speaking.
• 58:39
  You know, as there were when social media came out, you know?
• 58:45
  Yeah. I feel like, I feel like that's
• 58:48
  a big thing is now. Now, anyone can basically have
• 58:51
  have a voice, you know. Now where is like almost yeah.
• 58:57
  Almost anyone like really haven't told 15 really up until
• 59:02
  15 years ago when so, for me to really kicked into high gear,
• 59:06
  like you'd only get the news twice a day.
• 59:10
  From those news channels. There was like a Morning News
• 59:13
  show and then after new new new show, and unless you were turned
• 59:18
  into Fox and, you know, our CNN there was like a whole big 24
• 59:23
  hour news then like people didn't go to the internet to
• 59:27
  check news 24/7 if they even had.
• 59:30
  No, I mean in 2000 and fucking one.
• 59:33
  It was well understood that the internet was entirely fake, like
• 59:36
  it was all lies and it's where people went to.
• 59:40
  Lie and, you know, just fuck around and steal your yeah,
• 59:43
  we're again are going to ship hose and that was it.
• 59:48
  Yeah. But Eric brings up a good point
• 59:51
  in the chat that Obama had a tent built twice the size of a
• 59:54
  military base for his birthday and he still owns the same
• 59:57
  accident, but he can't. He can't have that tent.
• 1:00:00
  Put up again, and I just I go back to the same argument.
• 1:00:03
  I mean, like yes, of course he could.
• 1:00:06
  And I mean, he would look like a hero that would be headlines
• 1:00:10
  across the fucking Nation. Fox News would report on that
• 1:00:14
  pop. Yeah, for that's funny but they
• 1:00:17
  want That little bomber thing is pretty funny though.
• 1:00:20
  It's like while he was president, he's like illegal
• 1:00:24
  immigration is the Bedrock of our society.
• 1:00:28
  And then then like as soon as we're on narrow, and now he's
• 1:00:33
  like, you need to take these ugly people off my property
• 1:00:37
  before you go to jail. Listen, uh, you know, me and
• 1:00:41
  Michael. I mean, Michelle, we, we don't
• 1:00:44
  have room anymore. We see, we got a golf course
• 1:00:47
  built out there now, huh? Yeah, but no, I mean, Martha,
• 1:00:51
  apparently evil. Eric also in the chat, says
• 1:00:53
  Martha's Vineyard welcomes over 150,000.
• 1:00:56
  Wrists in July alone, but they can't find room for 50 people in
• 1:01:02
  September. No, no.
• 1:01:03
  Because that sounds great as those little people, those 50
• 1:01:06
  people don't have money, right? You can't happen here, can't
• 1:01:09
  have them on Martha's. Vineyard ain't got no money.
• 1:01:13
  Yeah, well I mean towards season season is over to get.
• 1:01:18
  Look, I get I untied fully understand why it's important.
• 1:01:22
  Like I get both sides, but I'm getting back to my Original
• 1:01:27
  state on this podcast for a try to earn my the way I used to do
• 1:01:32
  it and I try instead of just fucking let you know just being
• 1:01:36
  drunk and stupid and just muttering whatever comes my I'm
• 1:01:40
  actually trying to think about this shit from and I just I just
• 1:01:43
  don't know if it's going to if this sort of thing is going to
• 1:01:48
  resonate with people. The way it does with like the
• 1:01:51
  majority of the population. I don't think it's going to hit
• 1:01:54
  the same way because the hole Most people don't get their
• 1:01:57
  media. The same way we do, you know,
• 1:01:59
  they get it from Their friends or fucking Fox News or CNN or
• 1:02:05
  one of the, you know, whether it's all the same shit as you
• 1:02:09
  both know. So, I mean, a lot of, a lot of
• 1:02:13
  normies, I know still use Facebook and they just, they
• 1:02:17
  just on their phone scrolling on Facebook throughout the day.
• 1:02:21
  And they just get, they just get angry and angrier and angrier
• 1:02:25
  because they see, you know, in for them, in for that matter, I
• 1:02:29
  mean Twitter is kind of the same way, but I In in our group at
• 1:02:34
  least kind is old or Savvy. And that Twitter is a place to
• 1:02:37
  shitpost and you know, not be taken too seriously, right?
• 1:02:43
  But it's, it's the people take the, it's people take the
• 1:02:46
  internet too. Seriously versus the people who
• 1:02:51
  more or less just laugh at the internet and whatnot.
• 1:02:54
  So also though, Salzman is a good point that like, 50
• 1:03:00
  immigrants that's like The that's like a that's like 1/3 of
• 1:03:05
  a white staff at a wedding at Martha's Vineyard to.
• 1:03:09
  Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 1:03:11
  I know. I look, I'm angry with all all
• 1:03:13
  of it and it is awesome. It's fucking hilarious.
• 1:03:15
  And I really hope that it or way you know the way we all think
• 1:03:21
  but most people don't have functioning brains but it's
• 1:03:28
  funny, it's funny because it's like yeah it's like in let's
• 1:03:32
  see. People are working on my lawn or
• 1:03:35
  working at work and cleaning my house.
• 1:03:37
  I don't want these people anywhere near my property.
• 1:03:42
  Yeah, yeah, basically evil. Eric says, I could comfortably
• 1:03:49
  fit 50 people on our god. Well, who, you know, what looks
• 1:03:53
  forward, he's addressed around to Santa's then dude, that'll
• 1:03:56
  solve a problem. That that'll be a, that'll be a
• 1:03:58
  huge PR win. That's, that's true.
• 1:04:02
  I mean, evil Eric was right. I need to, we were Apex, we were
• 1:04:06
  set, we were set to like move the entire DC to Eric's Cy
• 1:04:11
  Eric's. At one point.
• 1:04:13
  I know, I mean, he put fifteen thousand dollars worth of wood
• 1:04:16
  fucking flooring down. I know that so rich.
• 1:04:20
  Fuck, yeah. Calf having motherfucker, you
• 1:04:25
  piece of shit. Get out of the chat.
• 1:04:26
  Are nobody wants you here? Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Yeah. He's a rich man with big calves.
• 1:04:33
  So But yeah. Also real and a big garage.
• 1:04:40
  Oh Larry Larry, stop shop for $5.
• 1:04:44
  Whoo. You know, there you go here to
• 1:04:50
  support the show. So thank you, Larry.
• 1:04:54
  One of these days you're going to have to write a piano tune,
• 1:04:56
  write it write a from all the years you've been listening to
• 1:05:00
  Sammy, you have to write him a little piano tune For an
• 1:05:05
  interview or something. That would be very cool.
• 1:05:10
  That's funny. That's funny.
• 1:05:12
  Hitler could fit a couple million people in a Volkswagen
• 1:05:15
  bug, that's not a trace. How many in the ass phrase?
• 1:05:19
  Got em. Yeah, how many people can you
• 1:05:23
  fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Well two in the front two in the
• 1:05:26
  back and you know 5 million in the ashtray or you know 200,000
• 1:05:32
  if you're oh, by the way. On a side note, right?
• 1:05:35
  That's a great. That's a that's a great Segway I
• 1:05:39
  believe in my personal opinion. That you should be allowed to
• 1:05:45
  say, any joke about race, or, or stereotype.
• 1:05:52
  As long as it's funny, that is the rule, right?
• 1:05:56
  That is the rule that I believe should stand, right?
• 1:05:59
  If you're, if you can say a joke and it's about race, or it's
• 1:06:02
  about stereotyping funny, it should stay.
• 1:06:04
  If it's not, then it should be, then it should be horribly
• 1:06:08
  bashed and you should be like the shit of the Earth, right?
• 1:06:12
  But Has to be funny. That is the key.
• 1:06:17
  Well no that's the way that's the way it's always been though
• 1:06:19
  and it yeah, in a very very small sector.
• 1:06:23
  It is still the case, you know, a comedy.
• 1:06:26
  I feel like comedies coming back like real comedy.
• 1:06:29
  Yeah, I yeah. I was going.
• 1:06:31
  I was on. I was on a spare.
• 1:06:32
  I was one of those Twitter spaces of the other day and I
• 1:06:36
  was like, and I was reminded of like a year or so back.
• 1:06:44
  One of my friends is African-American and he was like
• 1:06:46
  hey you want to you want to hang out on Sunday, meaning church,
• 1:06:49
  right? And and I was like, you know
• 1:06:53
  what? No, I don't want to go to your
• 1:06:55
  church, you know why, I don't want to go go to church because
• 1:06:58
  those black churches are too damn long right there all day.
• 1:07:03
  Okay. There, you know, I'm trying to
• 1:07:06
  have this be done because I see a system on the other side of
• 1:07:10
  the church and of trying to shoot my shot.
• 1:07:13
  Okay. But but, but but the the
• 1:07:16
  preacher won't shut up, right? And then and I can't even hear.
• 1:07:20
  I can't even hear what he's saying because then you know,
• 1:07:22
  there's some of the people around me, some of the, some of
• 1:07:26
  the people around me like mmmm, you know, oh yeah.
• 1:07:31
  The feeling and, you know, and so, and so, everybody's laughing
• 1:07:36
  right everybody? The tables laughing.
• 1:07:38
  And then there's one fucking liberal white liberal chick is
• 1:07:41
  like, can you stop The thing that stuff like that that's
• 1:07:47
  that's offensive. I'm like and he's like and of
• 1:07:51
  course you know I had to say, okay, what what, what do you
• 1:07:54
  what do you mean? It's defensive like what was
• 1:07:56
  offensive and and then my coach, my black friend was like, what,
• 1:08:02
  what you are? You are you saying we're
• 1:08:03
  supposed to be offended because some because it's a story about
• 1:08:06
  somebody's right? That sounds racist man.
• 1:08:09
  What the hell's wrong with you? And of course everybody else was
• 1:08:12
  playing along with it. And she was like, oh my God, you
• 1:08:15
  guys are dicks. And then mortified, probably,
• 1:08:18
  yeah, problem at home and fucking cried for three days to
• 1:08:21
  probably like yeah I'm not racist.
• 1:08:23
  Okay. I had to box CDs in my house
• 1:08:26
  like I'm an ally, I swear to God, I swear to God, I donated I
• 1:08:32
  donated my entire paycheck for three months to Black lives
• 1:08:37
  matter a little right. Okay.
• 1:08:40
  You know II hard it was you know hard.
• 1:08:42
  It was for Me to donate those five dollars to Black lives
• 1:08:46
  matter. I think riously, I did a tick
• 1:08:49
  tock video where I painted half of my Facebook and I did.
• 1:08:53
  I'm so not racist. Okay.
• 1:08:55
  I even a, I even have one of those.
• 1:08:58
  I even have one of those little pictures on my Facebook page.
• 1:09:01
  It says, I'm not racist. Damn, you do do way better value
• 1:09:05
  or than I do, but yeah, than I do.
• 1:09:07
  Sorry. I'ma let you know.
• 1:09:09
  It's just, it's just funny to me like and not That it's awesome.
• 1:09:14
  It's fucking awesome. So drop, is it?
• 1:09:17
  Okay? So so here's another thing, when
• 1:09:22
  I was, when I was in college, I took I took a Sociology class
• 1:09:27
  and in that Sociology class, one of the people that ran the class
• 1:09:31
  was like, while we were in this like group or whatever was
• 1:09:35
  saying racist, you know, Joe's about race jokes about race
• 1:09:42
  aren't even funny. I'm like, you know, you want,
• 1:09:44
  you want me to kill that logic right now, right?
• 1:09:47
  You won't be killed that. Logic right now.
• 1:09:48
  I said, what's white and 7 inches and he's like what
• 1:09:53
  nothing? And everybody started laughing,
• 1:09:56
  right. Everybody started laughing.
• 1:09:57
  I like see see They wanted to do it, because it wasn't about like
• 1:10:06
  that though, laughs. If it's at the right, you know,
• 1:10:09
  in the right direction. Right, Phil, what's up, Phil?
• 1:10:14
  Can I ask was that class is social 190?
• 1:10:18
  Yes, it was. Yes, it won't Co Top by Coke Top
• 1:10:22
  by Co Top by, Geoff, hammil, the formal.
• 1:10:27
  Yeah. Warmer the former Jeff who used
• 1:10:30
  to, you know, but it was The spa day.
• 1:10:32
  Yeah. I mean, I was like a coward
• 1:10:36
  won't even talk to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Oh oh, oh, what's an old Jeff will not talk to the new Jeff
• 1:10:43
  because he's too scared of Apex soda powerful.
• 1:10:50
  But here's what here's what I'm saying though, like the
• 1:10:54
  ray-traced like jokes about like jokes about race and stereotype
• 1:11:00
  should should have it because At least at least those jokes
• 1:11:04
  recognize that there's a problem like that.
• 1:11:07
  There's like a problem with stereotyping people, whatever am
• 1:11:11
  I like? And like I've learned more like
• 1:11:16
  I've been more motivated to learn about history through
• 1:11:19
  comedy than I've ever been through some history teacher or
• 1:11:23
  Professor or anything like that like yeah so like why why?
• 1:11:31
  I actually love it. On that note, I this is a weird
• 1:11:35
  segue and not even a segue, but just like interjection.
• 1:11:38
  But I'm a big fan of Shane. Gillis as you both should be if
• 1:11:41
  you're not already. Oh, Hells Bells as well as Louis
• 1:11:45
  c.k. whoo-hoo. They did they like, four-part
• 1:11:50
  podcast. I think it's like four and a
• 1:11:53
  half hours total where they go. They talk about all the
• 1:11:58
  presidents in succession. Apparently, Louis c.k. is like
• 1:12:02
  Obsessed with presidents, and he has been since he was a little
• 1:12:06
  kid, so it's just four hours. I haven't listened to the whole
• 1:12:11
  thing, but I listened to the first little bit periodically
• 1:12:16
  and it's just it's funny, it's good and it's yeah I actually
• 1:12:22
  learned some shit that I had to do some searching on my own like
• 1:12:26
  oh fuck that. I didn't realize that was true,
• 1:12:29
  you know, but it's funny. So, it's entertaining.
• 1:12:33
  It's not just fucking for hours of reading off facts like
• 1:12:37
  they're making jokes and talking back and forth.
• 1:12:41
  Shane knows a few things too. But yeah, if effectively, Shane
• 1:12:45
  just gives Louie a platform to talk about everything he knows
• 1:12:49
  about the president's for for hour-long episodes and it's
• 1:12:56
  great that sort of thing. You know what I mean?
• 1:12:58
  That's that's it just kind of tied into We're talking about.
• 1:13:02
  Yeah that yeah I like I like that.
• 1:13:06
  I'll have to I'll have to check that out too.
• 1:13:08
  Because I'm a huge. I'm a huge Louis c.k.
• 1:13:11
  San I loved. I loved it.
• 1:13:13
  Oh yeah. I've been to, I've been to
• 1:13:15
  numerous stand-ups of his like he's and he's just one of those
• 1:13:19
  people that just like he's funny off-the-cuff to like he's really
• 1:13:24
  funny. But, you know, you get a lot of
• 1:13:26
  stand-up comedians and they're funny in there set and then when
• 1:13:30
  you talk to him back, Age and you talk like they're just kind
• 1:13:34
  of like not awkward at all that fight.
• 1:13:35
  Like Dane Cook, Dane Cook to me was not that funny like like I
• 1:13:40
  met him backstage and he was like it was very not, he wasn't
• 1:13:44
  as funny like off the cuff. Louis c.k. on like he would stay
• 1:13:49
  up on stage after. He was staying and he would be
• 1:13:56
  funny. Like and in fact that after set,
• 1:13:58
  was probably funnier than the set itself and then when you
• 1:14:03
  need him backstage, it was funny like, you know, his interactions
• 1:14:08
  were funny with other people. It was just like, I don't know,
• 1:14:12
  like he might be one of my I mean he's not my face.
• 1:14:16
  Like for me Patrice. O'Neal was probably my favorite
• 1:14:19
  comedians recent picture yet. Yeah, but trees for sure.
• 1:14:23
  Is definitely up there. Like he's no doubt, he's
• 1:14:27
  anybody, that gives a shit about comedy.
• 1:14:29
  I mean, he's, he's approaching Not status.
• 1:14:36
  But like, in the same ethereal realm as Norm the comedian's
• 1:14:40
  comedian where everybody that does comedy loves fucking Louis
• 1:14:44
  and for good reason, because you know what I mean?
• 1:14:48
  He's smart, he's funny, he likes to jack off in front of people,
• 1:14:52
  I mean goddamn, that's hilarious.
• 1:14:55
  Yeah. And I mean and I he makes he
• 1:14:58
  makes, he makes fun of, he makes fun of bad to, you know, he
• 1:15:01
  makes he makes fun of himself for that.
• 1:15:03
  I mean, Heated a whole bit in. Not this last special, not,
• 1:15:09
  sorry, but the one before that, where's like we're going to talk
• 1:15:13
  about retards for 20 minutes and that'll be that'll be an and I
• 1:15:19
  timed it and that's exactly how long was he in you talk to how
• 1:15:24
  have you ever noticed since we stop saying the word retard and
• 1:15:27
  Society. There's a there's like a lot
• 1:15:30
  less him now you don't you don't see people with Down.
• 1:15:33
  And drum anymore and they used to be.
• 1:15:36
  I used to be part of our lives every day.
• 1:15:40
  You would just see them at the bus stop and now they're not
• 1:15:44
  there. So, Yeah, just stuff like that.
• 1:15:50
  So yeah I just I feel like we we have to get we have to get back
• 1:15:55
  to that point where were We're able to joke again because
• 1:16:01
  because it's not even and it's not even the the people that are
• 1:16:05
  mentioned, aren't the ones that are like offended.
• 1:16:08
  The only people that are really offended are like the, a fluent
• 1:16:12
  liberal white rightful. Like those are the only people
• 1:16:17
  that are offended, like you're offended for somebody else,
• 1:16:20
  you're pathetic man, like you like yeah.
• 1:16:22
  And not only that if you're offended like I always felt like
• 1:16:26
  if you get offended by Anything like your emotion your an
• 1:16:30
  emotionally weak person like? Well, hold on, I'm sorry.
• 1:16:35
  Go ahead. I didn't mean to interrupt you.
• 1:16:36
  Like we can't be cut like like, you're allowing like you're
• 1:16:40
  allowing someone else. To, to alter your emotional
• 1:16:48
  state by saying something, right?
• 1:16:52
  And like like in that way like you need like like eventually
• 1:16:59
  people need to like grow the hell up.
• 1:17:02
  We're not everybody does not everybody that you're right.
• 1:17:06
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking truth.
• 1:17:08
  Not you know what? There's another thing their use
• 1:17:13
  Would be like one of the reasons I think one of the reasons why,
• 1:17:18
  you know, our society has gone to hell.
• 1:17:20
  I mean there's a lot of reasons, one of the reasons especially is
• 1:17:24
  like there used to be like an appropriate time and appropriate
• 1:17:29
  place to do shit right. Evenin TV even with like TV
• 1:17:33
  there used to be, you know late there used to be after a certain
• 1:17:38
  hour they would be like certain adult shit, you know, like on
• 1:17:42
  TV. And on the radio and all that
• 1:17:44
  stuff, and now like everything right now, they just have all
• 1:17:47
  kinds of fucked up shit on all, all hours of the day, which I
• 1:17:51
  mean, I think there there, there needs to be like an appropriate,
• 1:17:59
  there's like an appropriate time in a place, obviously, like a
• 1:18:03
  Starbucks in the middle of the day is not an appropriate time
• 1:18:06
  to like, say, hey, I got a joke for you, you know, a black man,
• 1:18:10
  a Jew, and a priest. It's fucking the bar and like
• 1:18:14
  know, obviously, you know, but I mean like, we have like we have
• 1:18:22
  to get to a point where I don't know, it you're saying because
• 1:18:29
  yes, yeah. And I want to back up a little
• 1:18:32
  bit to where I try to interrupt you just now, okay.
• 1:18:34
  Yeah, we're the people that are offended by comedy, especially,
• 1:18:38
  good comedy. I don't think they're
• 1:18:41
  necessarily dumb. I think good comedy of Thins.
• 1:18:47
  As at least as many people as it makes laughs, if not more at
• 1:18:52
  first like good comedy. When it first comes out, there's
• 1:18:55
  probably a small nugget of people that find.
• 1:19:01
  I can't, I can't think of an example, but you know, that in,
• 1:19:08
  I'm losing my touch, but I just think that good comedy offends.
• 1:19:12
  As much as it. It's the whole point is going
• 1:19:15
  back to Jackson. Was to was to offend and to
• 1:19:19
  Mock. And to make people think I
• 1:19:22
  supposed to some degree. Ultimately, it's just to make
• 1:19:25
  you laugh, but laughter is an Avenue to almost anything, you
• 1:19:31
  know, because it well, well and also there is, there is an
• 1:19:36
  element of Truth to to Comedy. No, that's the funniest.
• 1:19:43
  Comedy is just the truth. You know what I mean?
• 1:19:47
  Like just told in a just tell the truth.
• 1:19:51
  Yeah. And so people people want to get
• 1:19:53
  upset that racial stereotypes but it's like What's in that
• 1:19:58
  those racial stereotypes exist for a reason and yes, I do we
• 1:20:02
  not maybe not every person in that racial stereotype does that
• 1:20:07
  thing but enough of them due to wear that stereotype exists, I
• 1:20:13
  mean, like even if even like, a few weeks ago, I think I told
• 1:20:18
  you this Apex II had some white. I had some white, a liberal, I
• 1:20:25
  don't even really call them. Friend, like someone I knew in
• 1:20:28
  high school, who happened to tune in to the podcast and they
• 1:20:32
  were offended. He's laughing at me.
• 1:20:36
  Cry at me, crawling out to get a beard.
• 1:20:40
  I got this, i got this, i got this.
• 1:20:43
  Yeah, I got this, i got this. Was a, it was a woman of course,
• 1:21:00
  had osher. And she was like, she was like,
• 1:21:06
  how could you, how could you maybe she was like, Hey, do you
• 1:21:10
  realize that you officer Cameron and you work wrong to get a
• 1:21:13
  beer? And well, you were while you
• 1:21:16
  were going to get a beer, your come house in the rest of the
• 1:21:19
  palace were talking out how crippled you were.
• 1:21:23
  And and then I go back and I do want an
• 1:21:49
  occasion and yeah those those are funny and they're like but
• 1:21:54
  they're making they're making fun of their making fun of you.
• 1:21:56
  How would you find that funny? And I'm like, because they're my
• 1:22:00
  friends should be like, listen whole yeah.
• 1:22:08
  That's our edible stuff. I know, I remember you saying
• 1:22:11
  something about people being upset or offended me, mocking
• 1:22:17
  you for being crippled, but you might be for, for being a, you
• 1:22:23
  know, loser depressed piece of shit.
• 1:22:24
  That's what look, I'm actually trying to look for a YouTube
• 1:22:28
  video. I was watching earlier about a
• 1:22:30
  story from 20, I think like 20 years ago at least.
• 1:22:36
  Like 2003 this woman. Pretended to be a man and she
• 1:22:42
  did so for like, 18 or 20 months or something.
• 1:22:47
  And there was a story on 50 minutes about it and everything.
• 1:22:50
  I'm pretty sure it's like 2003 and I can't remember This
• 1:22:53
  Woman's name. but she like joined a bowling league and had
• 1:22:58
  all these ideas all the same shit you here, spewed nowadays,
• 1:23:01
  you know, men are this men or that and She, she killed herself
• 1:23:11
  after after that because she realized that the women
• 1:23:16
  effectively the kind of paraphrasing here.
• 1:23:19
  But women women were much worse than what men wherever depicted
• 1:23:25
  to be. As far as all of the worst
• 1:23:27
  attributes that she'd ever you know, been told or experienced
• 1:23:31
  in her life and yeah you know, these men were they thought this
• 1:23:37
  they thought it. a gay dude or thought she was a gay guy but
• 1:23:40
  she's like joined a bowling league played through a whole
• 1:23:44
  season and and realized that the the affection that men show is
• 1:23:49
  through like talking shit and like fucking with each other but
• 1:23:54
  in a you know it's well understood and she didn't
• 1:23:59
  understand it at first but then she like very quickly got it all
• 1:24:03
  clicked because she was just one of the guys but she wrote a book
• 1:24:07
  about it and and stuff. But yeah, I never even heard of
• 1:24:11
  this bitch is popped up into my YouTube feed earlier and I
• 1:24:14
  watched like 20 minutes of a 50 minute documentary about her And
• 1:24:20
  then I got bored yet. Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  I know if if you've, if you've ever witnessed women fighting
• 1:24:28
  with each other it's no not even ass.
• 1:24:31
  It's not even after you're not even fighting dude.
• 1:24:33
  Just general just talked to a girl about a girl.
• 1:24:37
  She doesn't like and you will hear the most heinous shit.
• 1:24:42
  I mean, not all the obviously hashtag not all, you know, but
• 1:24:48
  yeah women are fucking Women are vile their hateful, the
• 1:24:52
  spiteful. They're terrible, human beings
• 1:24:56
  been there. The worst of us.
• 1:24:58
  That's why dudes Rock. But they do have that pussy man.
• 1:25:03
  They got the whole they got. They got titties man.
• 1:25:06
  I'm so like they have like and yet they still have like the
• 1:25:13
  greatest fucking thing ever. Like dude, I was so unfair.
• 1:25:17
  I wish we could fucking get science could advance so that
• 1:25:21
  men could give birth. So then women could have nothing
• 1:25:24
  but just be a hole and tits. We wouldn't even need them, you
• 1:25:29
  know. Well, maybe we would some sort
• 1:25:31
  of Spore effect. Let's say meant hey but been can
• 1:25:36
  get pregnant. No, they fucking can't.
• 1:25:38
  Not yet man. Science is not there yet.
• 1:25:43
  Well, well, well, well, well, well how cool would it, how cool
• 1:25:47
  would it be? If we were the funny ones, we
• 1:25:49
  had the dicks and we gave birth to the children and they were
• 1:25:53
  again. They were just dumb holes that,
• 1:25:55
  you know, fighting each other to the death.
• 1:25:57
  Over copying makeup choices or something?
• 1:26:01
  I don't know. Yeah, that's the biggest lie.
• 1:26:06
  Probably the biggest lie ever told was this this chick is
• 1:26:10
  funny, right? That is automatically and if you
• 1:26:13
  ever tell me that some chick is funny, right?
• 1:26:16
  I immediately am like oh that's a lie that is 100%.
• 1:26:20
  Why? Look I I get I I agree with the
• 1:26:23
  meme but for some reason, I'm I'm thinking very Democratic
• 1:26:29
  tonight. There are 100 percent funny
• 1:26:31
  women out there. That's a lie.
• 1:26:34
  What are you think? Nate what Amy Schumer's?
• 1:26:37
  Funny, no fucking what's-his-name's wife, fuck.
• 1:26:43
  I can't remember a name. Tom Segura has wife.
• 1:26:46
  No, not that stupid bitch. Not, she's already.
• 1:26:51
  Not Christina. He know he's like fucking he's
• 1:26:55
  an old. Nah.
• 1:26:57
  I keep wanting to say Ricky Gervais.
• 1:26:58
  It's not it. That's a British fucking
• 1:27:00
  comedian. He's no, I wasn't.
• 1:27:02
  I was joking. There are fight.
• 1:27:04
  There are death. Of course there are.
• 1:27:05
  Of course there are and of course re I should have leaned
• 1:27:09
  into it. Chrissy.
• 1:27:10
  Mayor's fucking hilarious. Okay.
• 1:27:14
  I think she's well, she can take a joke and that's, that's a
• 1:27:18
  that's, especially important for women.
• 1:27:20
  That's part of what makes them fun is to be able to be made fun
• 1:27:24
  of, you know, I take a look. I will tell you this, the, the
• 1:27:29
  women, and I mean, I suppose, I suppose, the same could be
• 1:27:32
  saying for, I suppose the same could be said for men, but the
• 1:27:36
  women who are funniest are the ones who don't who don't like
• 1:27:40
  try super hard to be funny. Like it's Rich Vos its Rich Vos
• 1:27:45
  as wife and it's funny because when you type in Rich Voss into
• 1:27:49
  Google at least on my phone it comes up the immediate.
• 1:27:53
  The first thing that pops up and on the recommended as Rich Vos
• 1:27:56
  has Life. Who is Bonnie McFarlane?
• 1:28:00
  And I only I heard her on, come on.
• 1:28:02
  Oh yeah, yeah, I heard her a long time ago.
• 1:28:04
  She's fucking awesome. She's very funny.
• 1:28:08
  Yeah. But that's literally fun.
• 1:28:10
  Women are funny in this. I had one, I had one pull.
• 1:28:15
  Well, I mean Bonnie McFarlane and you know, Julia
• 1:28:19
  Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld, but again they those two, those two
• 1:28:25
  have been around forever, you know, and the comedy and the
• 1:28:30
  comedy scene. Yeah, I don't know which I mean,
• 1:28:34
  I've seen some of her stand-up and podcast appearance and
• 1:28:38
  appearances. And she's she's quick and she's
• 1:28:41
  funny. So now we had a, we we used to
• 1:28:47
  have some pretty funny women in our little group.
• 1:28:52
  Oh yeah, we still do. Yeah.
• 1:28:55
  Yeah. I mean on occasion, they don't
• 1:29:00
  they don't hire, they don't say that because the ones are funny
• 1:29:06
  anymore. Yeah.
• 1:29:09
  But anyway, speaking of people who think they're funny.
• 1:29:15
  Oh by the way, Apex hoax Wars says hello.
• 1:29:19
  I got to speak to him last night, you did He would he was
• 1:29:25
  Live on YouTube. Wow.
• 1:29:29
  So did you tell her you and chat or did you actually talk to him?
• 1:29:32
  I I wasn't chatting beginning and then he opened up the stream
• 1:29:36
  yard hang out or whatever it was and I got to talk to him and son
• 1:29:41
  of a bitch. And I know that kid and I.
• 1:29:47
  Yeah. And so he filled me in on the
• 1:29:50
  latest. Yes, I actually want to I want
• 1:29:54
  to talk about the Ralph drama. Yeah.
• 1:29:57
  Because I know nothing I only saw a couple of tweets because
• 1:30:01
  Ralph does not have my based Hobbs account blocked and he's
• 1:30:05
  one of the few people that I have like actually a maybe he's
• 1:30:09
  the only person have notifications for set on that
• 1:30:11
  account. So I see everything.
• 1:30:14
  Tweets unfortunately. Yeah, but yeah, I saw that Yeah,
• 1:30:25
  Phil I'm just out of curiosity. Do you know anything about Ethan
• 1:30:29
  Ralph? Or I know I filled you in about
• 1:30:31
  the O about the whole Owen Benjamin Saga.
• 1:30:34
  But do you know anything? I've been on here for years, he
• 1:30:36
  better know about Owen Benjamin yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Now apparently I was going to be, I was meaning to tell you
• 1:30:44
  about that because we've been talking back and forth about
• 1:30:47
  Owen Benjamin for quite a bit, apparently Anthony, apparently
• 1:30:52
  him. Anthony to me.
• 1:30:53
  I have some freaking like little back-and-forth going on or
• 1:30:57
  whatever. It was.
• 1:30:58
  Got some back. Yeah everybody.
• 1:31:00
  Yeah. How he maintains relevance I
• 1:31:01
  noticed. Like, as I was little, I was
• 1:31:03
  watching a video and he was saying something like Anthony
• 1:31:07
  kumea might was the reason that like, CPS was called cold on his
• 1:31:12
  kids or some shit like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:15
  That that was. He's now, he's now blaming and
• 1:31:18
  then he kumea for, like sending because I guess, Oh, and Amy got
• 1:31:23
  like, I guess they got swatted. Yeah, again, with by their
• 1:31:28
  definition means that CPS visited them and now he's
• 1:31:33
  blaming Anthony crew Mia for in like he's starting to sue
• 1:31:39
  compound media. Which good luck?
• 1:31:42
  Yeah, good luck with that but he's a weirdo.
• 1:31:46
  He's a fucking weirdo. But, um, That's funny.
• 1:31:51
  And I and I and I guess. I guess now he's getting him to
• 1:31:56
  fight with even Ralph because because Owen called Dick
• 1:32:02
  Masterson had a file on gab and Ralph got into it with them.
• 1:32:08
  And then, long story short, I went home Ralph a deadbeat dad
• 1:32:19
  Ralph then called Ellen schizophrenic and it just went
• 1:32:24
  back and Fourth, the funny thing about that is both of the
• 1:32:28
  gentlemen, both of them are correct about each other.
• 1:32:31
  Yeah, even though is a deadbeat dad.
• 1:32:34
  And yes. Oh, and is a schizophrenic, but
• 1:32:37
  it's funny because I actually have a clip of, oh, even.
• 1:32:42
  So even Ralph newest thing is he is stream, sniping Owen went.
• 1:32:50
  Oh, and livestreams. He's like, damn, that sounds
• 1:32:52
  familiar. He's become like Like the he
• 1:32:55
  become the redneck John. Eric, hey, dude, no, he's only
• 1:33:00
  like three years late, that's the thing.
• 1:33:02
  Ethan, Ralph this is like the this is like the core of his
• 1:33:06
  being, you know, he stumbles into this shit.
• 1:33:10
  There's people with all kinds of lore shit.
• 1:33:14
  He could learn from people. He could learn from, but he
• 1:33:17
  stumbles onto a thing and he's like, this is my fucking thing.
• 1:33:20
  I found, look at this, look, this guy, I found guys.
• 1:33:23
  Nobody's ever heard of him. Yeah, and yes, and yes and yes
• 1:33:31
  and yes and which I am going to. I am going to stream it Mark.
• 1:33:36
  My mark my words. We I'm done.
• 1:33:38
  I'm Different string. Well, what what, sandwich?
• 1:33:44
  Just messaged me and said, stream the clip of Ralph
• 1:33:53
  watching Owen. We've got a vicious man in the
• 1:33:57
  chat. Hello, sir.
• 1:33:59
  We, we do the vicious man sent $25 early.
• 1:34:04
  Jesus, fucking Christ, man. That's him.
• 1:34:09
  And it's his dog. Well, well, holy fucking shit
• 1:34:13
  and star shines in the chat too. Hello star shy friend.
• 1:34:18
  Well, I definitely I'll pay you more than Ethan paid gate, or I
• 1:34:22
  promise you that. So one Do you want?
• 1:34:25
  You need to make more money first buddy?
• 1:34:28
  Well yeah that's what so please pay me so I can pay my sister.
• 1:34:34
  Yeah the one that just gets drunk and stoned and doesn't you
• 1:34:37
  know loses his train of thought half the fucking time.
• 1:34:39
  Yeah Jesus Christ. Don't that that do not pay me.
• 1:34:43
  That's never. That's my patient please.
• 1:34:47
  It's not true. It's not fucking true anyways.
• 1:34:51
  Show this clip man. What do you got?
• 1:34:56
  All right, so we got the Indiana, Jones, theme and Wyatt.
• 1:35:06
  For some reason, that's downtown great move, great movie.
• 1:35:11
  That's a shit. It's actually a shittiest movie,
• 1:35:13
  but it's a fun watch. Well, well, the first, the first
• 1:35:17
  one was good, not sure about the, it's not about, it's not
• 1:35:21
  actually a good movie. Come on man.
• 1:35:23
  It's Fun, but it's not really a good movie.
• 1:35:26
  You know, what movie I saw that was total shit.
• 1:35:29
  It was like, Live Free or Die Hard.
• 1:35:35
  It was like the I think it was the last die hard.
• 1:35:38
  Yeah. With the John McLean and his
• 1:35:40
  son, right? Oh my God, fire from the fire
• 1:35:43
  sale where the we're the guy we're we're Bruce Willis is
• 1:35:49
  sliding on Macadam to get away from the fucking I was I'm like,
• 1:35:54
  what the fuck? Dude that's not.
• 1:35:56
  There's the fight. In the in the Ford Expedition or
• 1:35:59
  Ford Explorer, whatever in the Elevator Shaft.
• 1:36:03
  Yeah. And then, the ending the ending.
• 1:36:06
  He likes suits, he shoots through his, the whole, and his.
• 1:36:10
  Yeah, and it's fucking shoulder. Geez, that's the dumbest fucking
• 1:36:14
  thing. It's so it's so awesome though.
• 1:36:16
  Dude, I love it. I love that shit.
• 1:36:20
  It's still, it's still done, but I love it.
• 1:36:24
  Hey, I like those. Those be movies.
• 1:36:27
  They're so they're so bad there. There there is a AAA that they
• 1:36:31
  spent fucking know. This is they spent a shit ton on
• 1:36:34
  that movie? Yeah.
• 1:36:36
  This wasn't this wasn't no. Like Steven Seagal shit like a
• 1:36:40
  fucking paid top dollar for this fucking.
• 1:36:43
  It was out in theaters and shit. We're I don't mean look, it
• 1:36:47
  would have been just as badass if there was no hole in his
• 1:36:50
  shoulder. Excuse me.
• 1:36:52
  And he Put the gun, you know what I mean?
• 1:36:54
  Just shot through himself anyway, shot through what he
• 1:36:57
  knew. Was it a non vital area to hit
• 1:37:00
  what a vital area on the The bad guy behind him, you know shoot
• 1:37:08
  myself to shoot you. Yeah that's fucking huh.
• 1:37:11
  John MacLean bitch. I guess I don't know Sandy, what
• 1:37:17
  the fuck? There we go, all righty.
• 1:37:23
  All right, so here's here's just the clip of Ethan watching Owen
• 1:37:32
  weaker winds oh yeah. Nice.
• 1:37:35
  It's cute. Can you can you hear the audio
• 1:37:39
  of this? I can't say, it's not even
• 1:37:42
  moving for me. Can you hear?
• 1:37:49
  Can you name one here this? No. - okay.
• 1:37:58
  Okay. Let me Did they fill just depth?
• 1:38:14
  I think so. Okay.
• 1:38:21
  Alrighty, then we love Phil. So let's try this again.
• 1:38:50
  Shirt, a body. Oh, yes.
• 1:38:54
  You know what? I bet I can do this faster.
• 1:38:59
  I need you to send you the link. Yeah we'll try it on my
• 1:39:07
  literally 13 year old laptop. I bet you it'll work better than
• 1:39:10
  whatever the fuck you got going on.
• 1:39:18
  Twitter DM, o again, always back.
• 1:39:24
  I oh, let me see Phil. Phil just joined again and I'm
• 1:39:33
  victory. Victory, victory on.
• 1:39:38
  And I'm sorry. I'm Joe Biden.
• 1:39:41
  Ladies and gentlemen. Of America.
• 1:39:49
  Fuck. I don't know enough about what
• 1:39:51
  he I don't even, I don't know. I don't pay attention to what he
• 1:39:53
  says. No one no one really knows.
• 1:39:57
  Yeah. But if I actually watched his
• 1:39:59
  press conferences and shit, I love I love doing voices.
• 1:40:02
  I'm not good at doing them here on.
• 1:40:05
  Are like under the spotlight back at last.
• 1:40:08
  Have a real good time. Doing them to myself.
• 1:40:14
  Well, I mean, where did you send me that link and Discord iron
• 1:40:19
  into your Twitter? I can I can send it.
• 1:40:28
  I got it. I got it.
• 1:40:29
  I got it. I got it.
• 1:40:34
  Okay-dokey, 15 minutes. Is there a time stamp now just
• 1:40:42
  started of just started from the beginning for II was watching
• 1:40:46
  earlier. So for some reason, when I had
• 1:40:48
  it pulled up earlier in the day that was where I paused it.
• 1:40:54
  So, okay, I can't go full screen because my computer will That's
• 1:41:03
  fine. So boom.
• 1:41:07
  Can you guys see me? Okay, yeah, we can see.
• 1:41:12
  Now let me close the Whitfield report so that is and start
• 1:41:17
  playing. Okay.
• 1:41:21
  Can you guys hear that? What the fuck?
• 1:41:55
  What? You fucking me and my friends.
• 1:42:05
  I didn't like that. I like that bitch.
• 1:42:08
  Hold on. This is on a web by YouTube
• 1:42:13
  channel called gamma Rama. Yeah.
• 1:42:19
  Anyway I just I found on the own subreddit Jesus Christ.
• 1:42:25
  My name is being dragged through the dirt.
• 1:42:39
  Do we play this last night? I don't remember, we need to
• 1:42:43
  play it again. I've had a lifestyle that in the
• 1:42:46
  past, the probably resembled a gay lifestyle.
• 1:42:50
  I've never done gay shit with a dude except for room.
• 1:42:54
  Wax is Christ dude. This is
• 1:43:14
  How the game plays actually censored this video so we can
• 1:43:17
  play it. I swear to God, I'm in a time
• 1:43:23
  machine right now me too. Straight men.
• 1:43:30
  Don't talk like this. No, they don't.
• 1:43:32
  Come on, come on. Come on, man.
• 1:43:38
  Come on, man. I want this is all new to Ralph
• 1:43:51
  too, I know. Yeah, it's amazing.
• 1:44:02
  I'm pretty sure he's watching a clip to yeah.
• 1:44:21
  But your whole town did, I think that, bro?
• 1:44:27
  He's bad. He's bad at the own washroom,
• 1:44:30
  I'm just going to say that. Yeah.
• 1:44:41
  Well, isn't this what he does promise be now as you watch this
• 1:44:45
  stuff? Yeah.
• 1:44:48
  And actually I have a funny story about what Owen just said
• 1:44:54
  right there that that clip where he's like you don't have a
• 1:44:57
  friend in Hollywood that like he like bang to dude one time and
• 1:45:02
  now all of a sudden he's like, get any like seems really
• 1:45:04
  nervous and Johnny arcade pointed out instantly like he
• 1:45:07
  has so many other things. Yeah, but I, what was it?
• 1:45:16
  Oh yeah, stop fucking starve in one of the Comedown episodes
• 1:45:20
  brings up. And Benjamin and then in a
• 1:45:22
  different come time that come to an episode says almost exactly.
• 1:45:26
  The same thing that Owen says it's one of the for like for
• 1:45:31
  most projects video projects that I actually want to do.
• 1:45:34
  I want to refine that stavi. Those Stavros clips and then
• 1:45:39
  that clip from Owen and put them together because they know each
• 1:45:43
  other their friends Owen and Stavros our friends.
• 1:45:47
  Yeah but isn't but the whole thing with come the whole thing
• 1:45:50
  with Come downtown. The whole bit is that they're
• 1:45:53
  all straight guys that like pretend to be gay right?
• 1:45:57
  And that's well, no no, I mean stuff is not Aunt come down
• 1:46:01
  anymore. First of all well yeah I know
• 1:46:05
  that didn't, it didn't at the podcast and because no, no
• 1:46:09
  they're doing they're doing the Adam Friedman show now
• 1:46:13
  significantly, which is significantly funnier to be
• 1:46:16
  honest with you it's it doesn't have the stuber's laugh track
• 1:46:19
  which is obnoxious Of the time anyway but yeah.
• 1:46:24
  No, the point that I'm making is it lines up timeline wise and
• 1:46:30
  everything I want to look up the dates and shit.
• 1:46:34
  I don't know who who fucked the dude first but I feel like Owen
• 1:46:38
  and Stavros had that conversation and that's who he's
• 1:46:42
  talking about Stavros established talking about Owen.
• 1:46:45
  They say the same thing, I got a friend you know be like fuck to
• 1:46:49
  dude now everybody thinks He's gay.
• 1:46:51
  Like, is he just is he just gay now?
• 1:46:53
  Uh-huh. Uh-huh, you know, well I well I
• 1:46:57
  kind of thought that Ellen was always talking about himself
• 1:47:01
  when he of course and he was any probably was is what I'm saying.
• 1:47:06
  And it just that's what I get from.
• 1:47:11
  Anyway, that's it. From Star be too.
• 1:47:13
  Yeah, that's what I get from like witnessing both of them
• 1:47:16
  throughout time. Jesus Christ.
• 1:47:18
  We're not going to watch this whole fifteen fucking minute
• 1:47:20
  video, right? Huh.
• 1:47:22
  Hooks Wars. We're gonna go.
• 1:47:26
  We're gonna skip 2758 where I see the hotel doors.
• 1:47:31
  What we don't have to. What's funny to me is like,
• 1:47:35
  watching is, is watching Ralph, watch Owen and be like this guy
• 1:47:42
  is certifiably insane. Yeah, it's yeah.
• 1:47:46
  I mean, I laughter after all this stuff that like even realm
• 1:47:51
  has done that since You know that that's like just as I don't
• 1:47:56
  know that that sort of like you know irony I guess is is what's
• 1:48:01
  funny to me. All right we're going to skip
• 1:48:06
  ahead a little bit. Fuck it sure.
• 1:48:39
  no, I don't, I wouldn't I've heard all of this.
• 1:48:54
  Oh yeah. We know.
• 1:48:55
  We don't we all have Not. Yeah, I forgot how bad even
• 1:49:02
  Ralph is that like reaction video?
• 1:49:04
  He sucks, dude, he sucks at everything.
• 1:49:06
  Yeah, I'm done. I'm wearing are watching this
• 1:49:08
  anymore. We're going to talk about
• 1:49:09
  something else. How do I stop sharing?
• 1:49:12
  Here we go. No, but I was, I was just going
• 1:49:15
  to say the funny is, I mean, I mean, Rob took too long to get
• 1:49:18
  there but at one point when I was watching it, he was he Ralph
• 1:49:24
  was saying, you know, and like slurring his words and whatnot.
• 1:49:27
  I was like, man. Does Owen Benjamin guy is crazy.
• 1:49:33
  Yeah yeah one point at one point, I was like you know and
• 1:49:39
  you know when he took that when he took the shot at Sammy that
• 1:49:42
  was like one thing. But like you know and made it
• 1:49:45
  very easy for me to make fun of them and shit.
• 1:49:48
  You know how his family like but now I'm at the point where I
• 1:49:52
  just feel sorry for him, you know, like I don't know like
• 1:49:59
  Because I feel like he is mentally unlike there's a mental
• 1:50:02
  instability there. And uh, yeah.
• 1:50:04
  Well yeah, there's like a guilty feeling.
• 1:50:07
  Now, when it comes to like, well, the thing the thing that I
• 1:50:12
  want to, the thing that I want to know is and I asked, I asked
• 1:50:17
  hoax Wars this last night when I was on his stream, but I'm like,
• 1:50:21
  who! Exactly who exactly is.
• 1:50:29
  Porting. Oh, and now I like I'm I'm
• 1:50:32
  curious a revolving door. It's a revolving door.
• 1:50:35
  It always was. Well, well, yeah.
• 1:50:39
  But like but like were but like, you know, we've been gone for a
• 1:50:43
  while but like, you know, even even semper and soften and like
• 1:50:47
  all those, you know, guys who now came after us like they come
• 1:50:52
  out, they've been out for like, you know, I like everyone who
• 1:50:58
  likes Our channels through it through it, right?
• 1:51:01
  Like they use, they use to all watch on and then they found us,
• 1:51:06
  you know, because like everyone's everyone's gone.
• 1:51:10
  And so now I like the bottom of the barrel is just kind of the
• 1:51:14
  ones that are like that that are out there really aren't any
• 1:51:18
  original members of the Bears anymore.
• 1:51:22
  So no, no. And there's not even any of the
• 1:51:24
  original, you know, shit talkers Johnny's had like six.
• 1:51:29
  Fucking seven channels band. I had two channels band.
• 1:51:33
  I've got a bunch of shit on my phone still but none of its
• 1:51:37
  really good. Most of it.
• 1:51:38
  Still right available in other places.
• 1:51:41
  But yeah, I mean I wasn't doing anything special.
• 1:51:46
  I never, you know, I always said the whole point, my whole point
• 1:51:50
  was just putting a adding like a megaphone to Johnny's megaphone,
• 1:51:56
  You know, to make more, make more Clips to invade the fucking
• 1:52:00
  the algorithm and shit. and I mean I was those kind of
• 1:52:06
  short-sighted but yeah I don't know it's not I don't know what
• 1:52:13
  the fuck I'm trying to say. Well I mean like, you know, even
• 1:52:17
  even John are like, John McCain is still active but I mean John,
• 1:52:21
  Eric hate is more or less doing what we're doing now.
• 1:52:25
  Which is like, making fun of Biden's, you know?
• 1:52:28
  Yeah, he's Beyond he has he's past all that shit.
• 1:52:31
  Yeah, you know asks oh oh I was going to say the truth of the
• 1:52:38
  matter. The, the unfortunate truth is.
• 1:52:42
  Owen is living. Aside from his internet
• 1:52:46
  presence. He is literally living a better
• 1:52:48
  life then all three of us combined like literally and it's
• 1:52:55
  only gotten better since we were making fun of him like all the
• 1:52:59
  shit that he I've that's another consistent thing that it in my
• 1:53:03
  videos that have make fun of him.
• 1:53:05
  I'm like the whole problem that I had was, he is right about a
• 1:53:11
  lot of this, but the way he is framing.
• 1:53:15
  It. And he's he's it's dangerous to
• 1:53:18
  some degree to a lot of people. Yeah, that he had some, he had
• 1:53:22
  that other shit there. He he's had some scams to like
• 1:53:25
  he didn't, he had that what? Oh, yeah, a note under $100
• 1:53:29
  scams and shit like that where he was like, oh, we're all I'm
• 1:53:34
  gonna build this place and you can talk and show.
• 1:53:37
  All you need is just 400 bucks or something like that.
• 1:53:40
  So fucking real fuck shit. Yeah.
• 1:53:42
  He made a shitload of money off of his Otters on the, excuse me,
• 1:53:47
  on the premise of having like a campground effectively for
• 1:53:52
  people to come to that he's yeah, he's reneged on like two
• 1:53:56
  or three times. Now he's gotten donation.
• 1:53:58
  Yeah, that more than once. And pulled back on it more than
• 1:54:02
  once. Well, I mean, I think, I think
• 1:54:06
  what you're getting at Apex and I mean, all, you know, I mean,
• 1:54:10
  even Johnny like we've all admitted that like when it comes
• 1:54:13
  to being you know, prepared and like self-sufficient in like
• 1:54:18
  having your own way and whatnot like Owens Owens right about all
• 1:54:24
  of that and if and if and if it were just that no one would have
• 1:54:30
  a problem but he does that he does.
• 1:54:33
  The thing of you know One should be self-sufficient and like have
• 1:54:37
  their own Gardens, have their own land and get out of the
• 1:54:41
  city. Oh, by the way, I, you know, I'm
• 1:54:45
  building this Campground for you all, you know, to come here and
• 1:54:50
  if you would like to be self-sufficient and whatnot.
• 1:54:54
  Yeah, 7400. Yeah.
• 1:54:56
  So, you know, it's that type of thing like he starts out with a
• 1:55:00
  good promise, right? It always was right.
• 1:55:03
  Yeah. But then he always attached. has
• 1:55:05
  his schemes to, you know, his Kids message.
• 1:55:12
  Now, he's look, he he's quite literally the most Honest liar
• 1:55:20
  that I've ever seen on the internet.
• 1:55:23
  Yeah he tells you exactly what the fuck he's doing.
• 1:55:28
  I was talking about this with hoax Wars the last time I spoke
• 1:55:32
  to him. Which was just a couple of weeks
• 1:55:36
  ago, excuse me, sorry, guys, and I'm saying the same thing or he
• 1:55:42
  was pointing it out. He's like, is he not a fucking
• 1:55:46
  master of of his craft? Can he not be like of all the
• 1:55:51
  shit we talked and we not say that this dude is good at what
• 1:55:55
  he's doing. He fucking fell winner, is When
• 1:55:59
  I, when I talked to hoax when I talked to hoax was last night,
• 1:56:02
  he was like, so how come you're not?
• 1:56:06
  So how come you're not falling knowing regularly anymore and I
• 1:56:10
  told myself I supposed to be ice, be honest hopes I said oh
• 1:56:14
  and has become like Owen has become like Ethan Ralph in the
• 1:56:18
  sense that like it's just never ending.
• 1:56:22
  There's, we were there four years ago?
• 1:56:25
  Five years ago. Yeah, we yeah.
• 1:56:27
  We we were there. We were.
• 1:56:28
  Like we were there almost 5 years ago like everything.
• 1:56:33
  Everything that's been set up. Owen like on my end and on
• 1:56:38
  island has largely been already. Been said, I find it funny that
• 1:56:44
  he is now arguing with even Ralph because you know, Ralph is
• 1:56:48
  just as much of a degenerate, you know, even more.
• 1:56:52
  So, in some ways than Ellen is, but but it's funny that their
• 1:56:58
  paths have finally crossed after all this time.
• 1:57:01
  So, But I suppose that was bound to happen eventually.
• 1:57:10
  So, Then I guess they were going to be fourth in.
• 1:57:17
  Oh, and through Coddington under the Boston said to Ralph out was
• 1:57:22
  it was cottington who made fun of you, not me on gab so I don't
• 1:57:30
  know. It's all gay shit man.
• 1:57:34
  Yeah yeah, I just I don't know, I I feel bad.
• 1:57:40
  I feel I definitely feel bad now and it's not like and I know
• 1:57:45
  that like, yeah, he like yeah, he has a really good like he's
• 1:57:51
  living a pretty good life considering but I'm like,
• 1:57:56
  that's, that's still has to suck like You know, I I would, I
• 1:58:02
  would much rather be where I'm at right now than have all the
• 1:58:06
  money in the world and be fucking nutty.
• 1:58:09
  Like I just, I don't know if I could, I don't know if I could
• 1:58:12
  digest that one, like, you know, being that being that fucking
• 1:58:16
  crazy like that, I don't know. I just like, even even I'm like,
• 1:58:22
  I'm okay, I'm doing okay, you know, but like and but I'm
• 1:58:27
  grateful that I have the The ability to like you know, I have
• 1:58:33
  this General understanding and I can communicate with people and
• 1:58:38
  you know some people think I'm funny you know you know you got
• 1:58:42
  your ones doozies at think I'm funny you know.
• 1:58:45
  So all in all it's not that bad of a deal like whereas I mean
• 1:58:49
  they think some people think Owen Benjamin's funny.
• 1:58:52
  He used to be really funny and like but like he's he's off the
• 1:58:58
  deep end like Should he really have children?
• 1:59:03
  Should he really be taking care of children at that, freaking at
• 1:59:07
  that stage? You know?
• 1:59:09
  I don't know. Well, I wasn't aware.
• 1:59:13
  I wasn't even aware of this, but like, I think it's been two
• 1:59:16
  years since we've roughly covered.
• 1:59:20
  You know, since we since we have roughly covered.
• 1:59:23
  Oh, and always, you know, for me, it has and I guess he's had
• 1:59:28
  two more children since the last time.
• 1:59:31
  Yeah, we tuned into him. So, like he has, he has now for
• 1:59:36
  kit for kids now, I guess. So, I mean I mean look but most
• 1:59:46
  of the people in this country are already not.
• 1:59:48
  So I mean what's a couple more, right?
• 1:59:51
  Yeah. Well I mean well I mean that's
• 1:59:54
  that's the whole thing too. Is like I think I think
• 1:59:57
  initially his wife only wanted like two kids but now they have
• 2:00:02
  four. So we probably you probably
• 2:00:07
  holds her hostage like fucking was tearing Castro or some shit.
• 2:00:15
  Yeah. You know probably yeah ox or the
• 2:00:18
  basement shit. You go have my kids goddamn.
• 2:00:23
  Something or something like that II.
• 2:00:26
  Don't. Yeah.
• 2:00:28
  But Yeah. I was just I was kind of hoping
• 2:00:35
  that he and Ralph would seriously be for a while, but I
• 2:00:37
  guess they're not. And I was just apexes Mourns the
• 2:00:43
  Ethan Ralph or then, you know, at least in terms of the history
• 2:00:47
  than I am. Well, I thought can and listen
• 2:00:51
  to the kill stream before I found Owen.
• 2:00:54
  Yeah, not long. Not long before I found out one,
• 2:00:57
  but pretty close. So now, I mean I was just, I
• 2:01:01
  was, I was just kind of curious. Like what do you think anythin
• 2:01:05
  Ralph versus oh, and, you know, Feud would look like, how do you
• 2:01:11
  because I like I could picture. I could picture like Ethan
• 2:01:15
  swatting. Oh and, but then om just sends
• 2:01:18
  one of his one of his crazy cult members to, to Ralph's house or
• 2:01:23
  something. No.
• 2:01:24
  And I told you like I'll tell the audience right now as well
• 2:01:28
  as fill that. I think what I think is going on
• 2:01:32
  is the same thing that happened with ROTC you know three years
• 2:01:37
  ago which was Rob's going to continue making content about
• 2:01:41
  Owen Owens, going to continue making content about Ralph and
• 2:01:45
  they're in communication at some in some way shape or form in in
• 2:01:51
  between and there if not, Eating their efforts, there at least in
• 2:01:56
  cahoots to make as much money as they can.
• 2:01:58
  It look, it's content for both of them Ralph's.
• 2:02:01
  A degenerate Owen claims this High family, super, you know,
• 2:02:09
  pure Arc that he's claiming. Yeah which is perfect for Ralph
• 2:02:16
  the degenerate to be look, look at this fucking retard, blur
• 2:02:19
  blur, he's a psychopath, it's a perfect.
• 2:02:22
  It's a perfect dynamic. It's perfect back.
• 2:02:26
  Either them have a brain. That's what they're doing.
• 2:02:29
  So, so it's just pro wrestling. It's, you know, they're,
• 2:02:34
  they're, they're each other's gone a week then, I guess so,
• 2:02:41
  yeah. I mean, that's, that's just my
• 2:02:43
  thought to happen with ROTC. But only, after the fact, like
• 2:02:53
  they eventually, Like, yeah, we love Owen.
• 2:02:56
  He made us his shit ton of money while during their coverage of
• 2:03:00
  him. They were just the same shit
• 2:03:03
  that Ralphs. And this fucking look at this
• 2:03:05
  lunatic her everybody looking point and laugh, you know.
• 2:03:09
  Yeah. You know, so it's well, I mean
• 2:03:13
  that's, that's true. I think I think the one key
• 2:03:17
  difference at least from my understanding is that like ROTC
• 2:03:22
  was relatively unknown. No prior to 0 n and then, you
• 2:03:29
  know, Owen was what made them famous, whereas Ralph got
• 2:03:33
  famous, because of gamergate and everything, and then, you know,
• 2:03:37
  and then he kind of spiraled Into Obscurity and now just
• 2:03:42
  beefs with that one to try and remain relevant.
• 2:03:46
  That's that's kind of my read on Ralph Ali's.
• 2:03:50
  I know right now, he's just, he's just a fat retard.
• 2:03:54
  Who strives for engagement, but he's not above.
• 2:04:00
  You know what? I was suggesting communicating.
• 2:04:02
  He knows, oh knows the deal. Oh no, I'm not.
• 2:04:04
  I'm not, I'm not saying he isn't, I'm yeah, I'm just saying
• 2:04:08
  that like, you know, he's more, he's more famous on this side of
• 2:04:12
  in it, the internet. Then I went initially was at one
• 2:04:17
  point I guess, so. But anyway, I feel like we had
• 2:04:27
  one more story, but I can think of what it was.
• 2:04:34
  And you gentlemen have anything else?
• 2:04:40
  I don't know where I don't know where active has so we will fuck
• 2:04:44
  you. Well, fuck Aqaba.
• 2:04:48
  I'll tell you what. I did see gaming news wives.
• 2:04:52
  I saw that the new Zelda game is going to be releasing.
• 2:04:57
  They had a new trailer for that folks.
• 2:04:59
  Did you see that? That's good stuff.
• 2:05:03
  Oh good. It's it.
• 2:05:05
  Look good. Well does look good.
• 2:05:08
  I mean I yeah, I don't know if that's like the you know, the
• 2:05:13
  actual gameplay. I saw ya gameplay bunch of
• 2:05:16
  falling. Like floating, you know, islands
• 2:05:20
  and shit, new mechanics. We don't know shit about the,
• 2:05:25
  the weapon degradation or whatever.
• 2:05:29
  The what, you know what I'm saying?
• 2:05:30
  That's the worst part. That is the worst part about
• 2:05:34
  breath of the wild is the weapon degra.
• 2:05:36
  You know how weapons break, you know?
• 2:05:39
  But it's not personally, it's not even that bad.
• 2:05:43
  I don't even mind it that much. You can find, there's a ton of
• 2:05:45
  weapons. You know.
• 2:05:48
  But yeah, I'm excited. That's the it's I have a
• 2:05:55
  Triforce on the back of window of my car.
• 2:05:59
  I wear a Zelda pin at work. It's my favorite game series of
• 2:06:04
  all time. And I really liked breath of the
• 2:06:08
  wild, so yeah. Well maybe hold on God of War.
• 2:06:16
  Oh God, oh God. Oh God, my age for favorite
• 2:06:19
  series. The early, the early versions.
• 2:06:22
  I heard that they're going to make a test like the next series
• 2:06:26
  that they that they're going to make like a Netflix series.
• 2:06:30
  Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. You have to be kidding me.
• 2:06:35
  Well, I mean right now, you know, it's funny if they do it,
• 2:06:45
  right? They have to put a black guy in
• 2:06:48
  white face. Oh, yeah.
• 2:06:53
  That dude. Yeah.
• 2:06:54
  That's a fact. They absolutely have to do that
• 2:06:57
  to stick with Cannon. And you know what?
• 2:07:01
  They probably won't do that. They'll just put a the red
• 2:07:04
  Tattoo on a black guy, you know, a Jack Black.
• 2:07:08
  I know they Well, heck, they don't stick the cannon for
• 2:07:13
  anything nowadays because the little mermaid is no longer
• 2:07:20
  Ginger. She's like, she's like Black-ish
• 2:07:26
  or something. So Little Mermaid know, she's
• 2:07:30
  black as shit. She's fucking shit and she's not
• 2:07:35
  cute. Her eyes are like she looks like
• 2:07:37
  a fish kind of Her eyes are really far apart.
• 2:07:43
  Well I mean mermaid, mermaid armor, armor are mermaids can
• 2:07:49
  speak are mermaids fish. I can't know.
• 2:07:52
  They're they're, they're not fish, they're people.
• 2:07:56
  Remember. They just get kissed by a
• 2:07:58
  handsome man. They turn into women.
• 2:08:02
  Redhead. I just feel like I just don't
• 2:08:04
  like that. They're these fucking movies are
• 2:08:06
  even being remade. Like, there was nothing wrong
• 2:08:09
  with the cartoon version of Little Mermaid, like the
• 2:08:12
  original Little Mermaid, it's nothing wrong with that.
• 2:08:15
  Like, why why are you going to fucking remake some shit in it?
• 2:08:19
  And it's like, I mean, I don't give a shit.
• 2:08:21
  I don't give a shit with the Remake is whether it's a fucking
• 2:08:26
  you know, where their Aerials black white purple with blue
• 2:08:30
  polka dots. Like I don't give Fuck about any
• 2:08:32
  of that. I'm like, why the fuck are you
• 2:08:34
  even making this damn remake? Like it doesn't even need to be
• 2:08:38
  made that? That the original is a Timeless
• 2:08:42
  classic. Well, I think they remake shit
• 2:08:45
  now because they say, no, I don't.
• 2:08:50
  Well not, I do not know much that they've run out of ideas.
• 2:08:54
  I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it at all.
• 2:08:56
  I think it's on. I genuinely think it's on
• 2:08:59
  purpose. They're trying to rear its it
• 2:09:03
  may sound like you know diddle tinfoil but it genuinely seems
• 2:09:09
  like an effort to stifle original idea and rewrite what
• 2:09:14
  everyone alive already knows for narratives.
• 2:09:19
  We all can imagine gues and have speculated probably already.
• 2:09:25
  Well it is, it is interesting that you that you bring that up
• 2:09:29
  though. Because as the Vertical Drinker
• 2:09:32
  pointed out a few weeks ago, in one of his videos they have like
• 2:09:37
  a new Warner. Brothers had like a new, like,
• 2:09:42
  woke Batgirl movie that was like, supposed to come out,
• 2:09:45
  which, where it was like a black lesbian woman, the film.
• 2:09:50
  The film was like shot and finished and everything and read
• 2:09:53
  to be released, but it's tested. So horrible way that, like,
• 2:09:58
  instead of doing one the instead of being like, Reshoots and why
• 2:10:02
  not? One Brothers was like yeah we're
• 2:10:05
  just going to shelf this completely.
• 2:10:08
  So in mustard, it must have been bad if if if they shall take a
• 2:10:16
  like complaint movie, so they do that all the time.
• 2:10:22
  Remember. Wow.
• 2:10:24
  West with Will Smith and what's his name?
• 2:10:30
  Back in the 90s. Oh yeah we will.
• 2:10:34
  Yeah. With Owen Wilson.
• 2:10:35
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:10:49
  At least as far as I understand originated in like a completely
• 2:10:56
  different movie and some producer just like Hold on to
• 2:11:00
  the idea of like a mechanical spider that it ended up in that
• 2:11:05
  movie. So I came out right, right?
• 2:11:12
  I think. Yeah.
• 2:11:14
  Now I remember now, I think there was supposed to like a
• 2:11:17
  super Kevin Kline it was Kevin Kline Oh wow Kevin Kline how
• 2:11:24
  I've heard his name and forever. Well now you just did you
• 2:11:27
  crippled bitch. Are we ending the show her what
• 2:11:33
  we don't have to? We don't have to I'm just you
• 2:11:37
  know just doing my old Troop. I just I couldn't think I
• 2:11:43
  couldn't think of, I mean, I said I suppose, I suppose you
• 2:11:46
  can go and fill and I could talk rustling for a bit even though
• 2:11:51
  you think that's gay, gay has shits some healing in the Wild,
• 2:12:00
  Wild West. Bailing where they link.
• 2:12:06
  It's a white girl. It's a straight up.
• 2:12:08
  White girl named bailing. Yeah, she's not never mind.
• 2:12:25
  Rita Escobar is Salma Hayek's character.
• 2:12:29
  Damn yeah, she's hot as fuck still man, that's insane.
• 2:12:33
  Yeah, they're vampires. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 2:12:39
  I don't know what was the From Dusk Till Dawn.
• 2:12:44
  Oh fuck. Speaking of speaking of vampires
• 2:12:52
  with, with shows, did you? Did you hear that?
• 2:12:57
  Hillary Clinton now has a show Apex.
• 2:13:02
  I did not, apparently she has a show on Apple TV and like, it's
• 2:13:10
  horrible. But all the parity is of our Are
• 2:13:13
  you embarrassed? Do you remember like a year and
• 2:13:16
  a half ago when I Heart? Radio did something that I
• 2:13:20
  commented on and then it automatically was posting shit
• 2:13:24
  on my timeline about Hillary Clinton's podcast.
• 2:13:27
  Do you remember that you commented?
• 2:13:29
  Yeah, I mean it maybe wasn't that long ago but it was at
• 2:13:32
  least a year ago. No I I remember I remember Yeah,
• 2:13:39
  I remember I remember exactly what that was because how
• 2:13:43
  everyone was doing? Didn't go far as my point.
• 2:13:46
  Yeah. Hello, hello.
• 2:13:48
  Hillary was doing a podcast and it was scripted and you and I
• 2:13:56
  had the or I had the idea and you just went along with it too.
• 2:13:59
  Wasn't it like the first 15 minutes of Hillary's podcast and
• 2:14:05
  then afterwards it started spamming.
• 2:14:09
  Howard started spinning like a whole bunch of shit.
• 2:14:13
  Yeah, I like I'm Dave this hour and this go post habit.
• 2:14:17
  I have this compulsive habit. When I scroll through my Twitter
• 2:14:20
  timeline of just literally liking almost everything.
• 2:14:25
  If it's not obviously an ad I've almost certainly will like it
• 2:14:28
  and just keep scrolling because, you know, like to boost my
• 2:14:32
  friends but I don't even pay attention half the time and that
• 2:14:37
  was one of those times. Where I hit a hit the like
• 2:14:41
  button and then immediately I got a fucking retweet or like a
• 2:14:47
  something that was like, oh, fucking Hillary Clinton's
• 2:14:50
  fucking podcast. Fiber pair.
• 2:14:54
  And that actually happened to me tonight.
• 2:14:58
  Actually, because I saw this random meme on Twitter, and it
• 2:15:04
  was a picture of what it was. A picture of a Native.
• 2:15:06
  American cried litter? No, well, no, it was a picture
• 2:15:14
  of it was a picture of my Native American guy and he was wearing
• 2:15:18
  a like a Washington Redskins Style Jerk.
• 2:15:23
  They do the Caucasians. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:15:26
  That's an old. That's the old shirt.
• 2:15:28
  I love that. I love that picture.
• 2:15:29
  I think it's quite well. It's fucking awesome.
• 2:15:32
  I would wear that shirt. Yeah.
• 2:15:34
  Well, no, it was funny. So I quote, we did it and said
• 2:15:38
  as or as the whitest guy, you know, I find this fucking
• 2:15:42
  hilarious. So I tweeted that and then like
• 2:15:47
  almost meet Lee. After I did, like I started
• 2:15:49
  getting all these like But profiles something.
• 2:15:53
  It was like you can you can buy that exact short here.
• 2:15:58
  Follow this link and it was just like nice, it was just like
• 2:16:02
  seven of those. And I'm like, okay.
• 2:16:04
  I was just, I was just tweeting a meme but you know, nice.
• 2:16:10
  Go ahead. Go ahead and show your Teespring
• 2:16:14
  store. What wild?
• 2:16:16
  Well, that's what it's all about, man.
• 2:16:18
  The internet's fake. It's all Make-Believe.
• 2:16:23
  I mean I got to pee real bad. So I'll be right back, guys.
• 2:16:26
  Yeah, well apexes pissing What what's the, what's the way you?
• 2:16:40
  You keep more into all the wrestling stuff better than I,
• 2:16:44
  the odds. Yeah, I do fit.
• 2:16:46
  So what? Okay, so the crowd was it the
• 2:16:50
  Crown Jewel, right? That's like the new the next
• 2:16:53
  pay-per-view that's coming up they have they've set up Roman
• 2:16:58
  Reigns versus Logan. Paul Oh my God.
• 2:17:04
  Yeah yeah. It's just like it's just
• 2:17:09
  ridiculous. Like I mean it's supposed to
• 2:17:12
  draw because I guess, you know, It is Saudi Arabia.
• 2:17:18
  They don't even do any good and real, Matt, they don't even do
• 2:17:21
  any good real matches for these Saudi Arabia, pay-per-views.
• 2:17:24
  I think it's just like one of those How much are the wrestling
• 2:17:30
  pay-per-views now? Like, well, I don't, I, I have
• 2:17:36
  like, I have Xfinity, so I get all of them for free.
• 2:17:41
  Pretty much what I do think they're include like they
• 2:17:44
  because I think the WWE has like a light a broadcasting deal with
• 2:17:51
  NBC Universal, but I right. But yeah, I'm like, I know the I
• 2:17:58
  pay for the AA. W pay-per-views and they're
• 2:18:01
  like, 50 bucks a piece. Oh shit.
• 2:18:06
  Yeah, that that That's not cheap.
• 2:18:11
  That is not cheap. I will pay, I wouldn't like I
• 2:18:15
  would not pay for a WWE pay-per-view.
• 2:18:18
  Like if this shit was was if it wasn't free, I wouldn't be
• 2:18:22
  watching the pay-per-views, like, we're as a wi will pay to
• 2:18:27
  see that because that's always a good show like those.
• 2:18:31
  Aw pay-per-views are always a good show.
• 2:18:34
  I just I'm so cheap. I just.
• 2:18:38
  Yeah. On YouTube.
• 2:18:41
  I yai yai mad at you. I like I just don't Like for
• 2:18:48
  WWE. I mean it's it's making
• 2:18:51
  improvements since Vince laughs, but it's still nowhere, close as
• 2:18:56
  far as yeah, I just as far as Talent as far as Storylines as
• 2:19:02
  far as Ed just all overall entertainment.
• 2:19:06
  Like the aw just provides way more walkable entertainment
• 2:19:12
  right now. Yeah.
• 2:19:19
  Welcome, welcome back down. Yeah.
• 2:19:28
  Are you fucking queers talking about wrestling for real?
• 2:19:34
  Zoe has her at her Instagram likes.
• 2:19:39
  Like she's been posting pics of her Instagram.
• 2:19:43
  Oh my God, she is fine as hell. She is absolutely most of the
• 2:19:50
  time we talk look. Most of the time, we talk about
• 2:19:53
  professional wrestling. We talk about the girls in
• 2:19:56
  professional wrestling and there's some hot.
• 2:20:01
  There are some hot ones. Holy God!
• 2:20:03
  Okay, well, I have a counter argument for you, okay, homos.
• 2:20:08
  Okay. During one of the bare-knuckle
• 2:20:12
  Fighting Championship, which I'm not a huge fan of Ty Emery
• 2:20:19
  knocked out her opponent and I'm going to show you guys for
• 2:20:24
  celebration. Let me know when you can see
• 2:20:25
  this. Oh, is that the one where she
• 2:20:27
  flashed shut your fucking mouth. Don't you fucking spoil it?
• 2:20:32
  Too late. No.
• 2:20:34
  But yeah, let's go. Yeah, and it exploded be like
• 2:20:40
  100,000 Championship celebration right there by the camera.
• 2:20:51
  That's watching knockout right there.
• 2:20:55
  Ouch. Oh my goodness.
• 2:20:57
  Interesting celebration there. Interesting celebration there
• 2:21:01
  folks Sam. By the way that On YouTube, we
• 2:21:04
  provided commentary you should be fine.
• 2:21:07
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:21:07
  I know, I know. It was so hell, yeah, dude,
• 2:21:13
  great great, good, good clean, family fun.
• 2:21:18
  Yeah. So now that's better.
• 2:21:20
  That's better than wrestling is my point.
• 2:21:22
  Well, that's all that only happens like once.
• 2:21:26
  Okay. Literally only ever happened.
• 2:21:28
  I never, even considered that it would could happen in all of the
• 2:21:31
  female, like mixed martial arts fights that I've seen in all of
• 2:21:35
  my years. Like it literally never even
• 2:21:37
  like cross my mind, you know, so good for her.
• 2:21:41
  Well, I remember when I was, I remember like a, like, 10 years
• 2:21:47
  ago, all of like the all like the super, like
• 2:21:51
  ultra-conservative, what would become the mag crowd?
• 2:21:55
  They were like, they were, like, obsessed with Ronda Rousey and I
• 2:22:00
  have no idea. I have no idea why, but like, I
• 2:22:05
  think it was, because she, she like voted for Romney or
• 2:22:08
  something like Like that. And they were, they were all
• 2:22:13
  about that or something. But she was, she was kinda, and
• 2:22:16
  she was kind of cute and she could literally beat the shit
• 2:22:19
  out of moat a lot of men. There's like a lot of men that
• 2:22:22
  she could probably beat up like, I mean, this is there's a little
• 2:22:29
  bit of that I guess, I mean, that's kind of, that's kind of
• 2:22:32
  hot. But like, well, um, well maybe,
• 2:22:37
  but then I also remember like Nick.
• 2:22:39
  De Paula made the joke on Anthony kumea show that he could
• 2:22:42
  just kick her in this gyms and she'd go.
• 2:22:45
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:22:46
  But then her, then her fucking boyfriend hop, a brown, could
• 2:22:50
  like beat the shit out of him at, will we go again?
• 2:22:54
  Like, I look, and I actually met Travis Browne when I was in
• 2:23:00
  Hawaii. Kai like he he had traded
• 2:23:03
  Hawaii, but when I was down there boy, that dude, as tall as
• 2:23:08
  fuck, man, like I feel never did.
• 2:23:11
  I feel such like such like a tiny piece of shit then when I
• 2:23:16
  stand next to that man like that was have time outside, haven't
• 2:23:21
  you haven't you met though? Like I remember I was talking to
• 2:23:25
  you on this court, if you know I have to go now.
• 2:23:27
  He's just doing that brag shit. Yeah, he's all right shit.
• 2:23:32
  That all the it all the Bros, do you know?
• 2:23:35
  No, I mean, I look, I've traveled the fucking world,
• 2:23:38
  okay? I've traveled the world and I've
• 2:23:40
  done drugs, okay? You met, you tend to meet a lot
• 2:23:43
  of cool people. Okay.
• 2:23:45
  When you do those two things, you tend to meet quite a few
• 2:23:48
  interesting. People Mission might have
• 2:23:51
  traveled the world and I've done lots of drugs.
• 2:23:53
  All right. Yeah I'm telling you don't say
• 2:23:55
  cool people. You now.
• 2:23:58
  But no. Like MMA is huge out in Hawaii.
• 2:24:01
  Like it is a oh no. I know fucking deal.
• 2:24:05
  And q's yeah Owens doing the Haka and shit the way that's
• 2:24:10
  that's what me. It's a different country and
• 2:24:12
  everyone. I'll tell you what, some of my,
• 2:24:16
  some of my favorite MMA events that I that I've gone to were
• 2:24:23
  Hawaiian MMA events, like because it just be like Samoans
• 2:24:27
  beating the shit out of each other.
• 2:24:29
  And it's like crazy because they don't they don't ever knock out
• 2:24:33
  there. They're Never Gonna Knock.
• 2:24:35
  Out. They got thick necks man.
• 2:24:38
  Yeah they got thick necks. Yeah but they always try to
• 2:24:41
  knock each other out. That's like the thing and they
• 2:24:43
  never can do it but it's like they do it anyway.
• 2:24:46
  It's fucking great. One thing like for know it was
• 2:24:56
  God that Apex. Are you eating chips on stream
• 2:24:59
  again again? Mommy, cereal them.
• 2:25:06
  But yeah, this point popcorn pops actually.
• 2:25:15
  Corn Pops. That's racist.
• 2:25:20
  Corn Pops. He's not pulling the blade out
• 2:25:27
  on me, dude. I'm eating.
• 2:25:29
  I'm eating Corn Pops. The cereal now, Joe Biden's
• 2:25:33
  friend. I don't know if you guys don't
• 2:25:37
  know if you guys saw the the documentary for Manti Te'o.
• 2:25:44
  That Notre Dame player that had like the girlfriend that wasn't.
• 2:25:50
  A girlfriend. I'll have to shit in top of my
• 2:25:54
  list and watch it twice. No, I have no idea.
• 2:26:05
  Hold on, hold on. What's his name?
• 2:26:07
  Manti Te'o. Okay, Manti, Te'o Okay, good.
• 2:26:14
  Sorry. So he he's like, he's a whole,
• 2:26:18
  he's a Hawaiian football player. That played football college
• 2:26:21
  football at Notre Dame and you linebacker.
• 2:26:26
  Right. So he had this like he had this
• 2:26:31
  online relationship. It was a basically.
• 2:26:36
  All they never met in person. They never liked and so he
• 2:26:42
  fought like she talked like they tell him that his girlfriend
• 2:26:49
  dies and like some fucking was of some cancer or some you
• 2:26:55
  whatever and then So he then a senior year, he like dedicates
• 2:27:03
  his whole like his whole year, to this dead girlfriend to his
• 2:27:09
  right? And so he plays as he plays his
• 2:27:14
  balls off, right and he's like you know he's nominated for the
• 2:27:19
  Heisman. He's like slated to go in the
• 2:27:22
  first round and then right before the combine, we're like
• 2:27:26
  the college football players. Perform to eventually get
• 2:27:32
  drafted leg right before this story comes out about how this
• 2:27:39
  this guy's girlfriend is actually a dude.
• 2:27:44
  And like and none of it was real.
• 2:27:48
  Like none of the shit was real. and, It is totally.
• 2:27:54
  I'm telling you not to worry. He got catfish bass.
• 2:27:57
  Yes. The you got catfished?
• 2:28:00
  Is he fucking this, dude? No, he what?
• 2:28:03
  He never met this person. My Jesus look goddamn.
• 2:28:07
  The internet speak. We already talked to this guy.
• 2:28:09
  It is. Yeah, so so this, so one of his
• 2:28:14
  one of his friends, one of us Samoan friends in Hawaii.
• 2:28:18
  I made this Facebook profile of somebody else like some hot,
• 2:28:23
  some hot Hawaiian chick and basically said and was basically
• 2:28:28
  hitting on Manti and that's how it like That's how it came down.
• 2:28:36
  But up but that is it's fucked, right?
• 2:28:41
  That is fucked up. That that is also a whole air is
• 2:28:44
  present. That's awesome.
• 2:28:46
  It's kind of awesome. To be honest with you even after
• 2:28:54
  even after watching that after even after watching that I was
• 2:28:58
  like well wait so you claim to be in a relationship with this
• 2:29:02
  woman and you didn't even fucking meter.
• 2:29:06
  Yeah. Like it's very good.
• 2:29:08
  Yeah. I mean like like if you agree if
• 2:29:10
  you're going to say look I'm talking to somebody or I'm like
• 2:29:14
  you know you know I'm trying to I'm trying to get with this one
• 2:29:17
  chick or whatever. That'd be one thing.
• 2:29:20
  But you're saying you're in a relationship with somebody.
• 2:29:24
  Like you need to at least meet him, right?
• 2:29:27
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:29:29
  Yeah. I think you need to be fucking
• 2:29:31
  them to but at least you need to meet up, right?
• 2:29:36
  So we'll listen I mean I've been in a I've been in like online
• 2:29:40
  relationships before but I mean like at what at someone like
• 2:29:45
  you've got a FaceTime them or Skype them or yeah.
• 2:29:49
  Something do FaceTime, do nothing, no face, no nothing.
• 2:29:53
  It's just odd like yeah. Like that's ridiculous.
• 2:29:58
  And how did you get the how'd it?
• 2:30:00
  Like like if it if you would have, if this dude would have
• 2:30:03
  done his homework, right? Or even Parents would done their
• 2:30:06
  homework or whatever they would have found out.
• 2:30:10
  Like they could have found out real quick that this dude was.
• 2:30:13
  Oh yeah, they did. Oh yeah, they could have found
• 2:30:16
  out real fast. It's just so wet.
• 2:30:19
  I would highly, I would recommend watching it just
• 2:30:22
  because of how fucked it all was like it just makes you go.
• 2:30:28
  What the fuck, man? Yeah.
• 2:30:31
  Yeah. People are dumb.
• 2:30:35
  Yeah, they're not athletes. And also I can hear I can hear
• 2:30:43
  myself through apexes speaker. I think no you can't.
• 2:30:52
  All right, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for watching the
• 2:30:56
  Whitfield report. At least check out Sam's patreon
• 2:31:00
  patreon.com forward slash the Whitfield report to
• 2:31:19
  It's like that. I'm I'm done.
• 2:31:23
  And I'm ready to kill eyes. Now look, I would have done that
• 2:31:28
  a long time ago. I'm not going to I'm not going
• 2:31:30
  to threaten that anymore but I might tell the audience to do so
• 2:31:35
  once or twice but you know I won't, you know, I'm beyond
• 2:31:40
  that. I'm working out again guys.
• 2:31:43
  There you go hurts like a bitch but I don't you know I'm not so
• 2:31:47
  I just want to die anymore. Hey, for pleasure.
• 2:31:49
  I still do but, you know, just not so well.
• 2:31:54
  Well, what's in you, you've got a, you've got a nice Mexican
• 2:32:00
  girlfriend now. So you know.
• 2:32:02
  You don't? You have no idea.
• 2:32:04
  Gator was right. Oh shit, never gets lost on the
• 2:32:09
  students. Never mind Gator was right about
• 2:32:12
  what he lied. He lied about having a Puerto
• 2:32:15
  Rican girlfriend, that through. Shit, out of him for playing
• 2:32:18
  video games. Although I don't play video
• 2:32:20
  games, you know, this, this young beautiful tall Mexican
• 2:32:26
  woman, just wants to be married and birth my children and shit,
• 2:32:31
  which by all accounts is great. It's just, you know, she's
• 2:32:36
  Insane. Like most women and she's right.
• 2:32:40
  She drags. She's also very she drags just a
• 2:32:42
  marble. I remembered it goes back to the
• 2:32:49
  yes, he dragged me to the Marvel shows.
• 2:32:51
  And look, she look, she is so stereotypical that she goes to
• 2:32:56
  Six Flags. Like, every third weekend that
• 2:32:59
  it's possible. And she has an entire closet
• 2:33:02
  full of fucking Sylvester. And Pepe Le Pew and cut him
• 2:33:10
  Bugs, Bunny, hoodies, and shirts.
• 2:33:13
  Like it's, it's very funny. So she is Mexican.
• 2:33:20
  But she's also a basic white girl as what your snow.
• 2:33:23
  She's a stereotypical Mexican because that's what Mexicans,
• 2:33:26
  they Mexicans love that. Fuck him.
• 2:33:32
  The theme parks and the Really the Warner Bros.
• 2:33:39
  Is that Warner Bros Bugs, Bunny, and yeah.
• 2:33:42
  Warner Brothers. Yeah.
• 2:33:44
  Tasmanian Devil and like look, she went lick.
• 2:33:49
  She literally went to Six Flags today, which was like the Fright
• 2:33:54
  Fest just started, which she is absolutely terrified of.
• 2:33:59
  She does not want to be haunted. She doesn't want to go anywhere
• 2:34:03
  near any of that shit people getting up in her face.
• 2:34:05
  She's scared of it, but she bought two, To Fright Fest
• 2:34:11
  hoodies like with the like clowns and shit on the, you
• 2:34:17
  know, spewpa's area, like you loser ass bitch.
• 2:34:23
  You know, does you don't even did she also she she hid in the
• 2:34:27
  car, she went, she left her family, she's like, Fuck that.
• 2:34:29
  I don't want to be at 6:00, the fucking the haunters came out.
• 2:34:33
  She's like, nope. Does she like them and spices
• 2:34:38
  shit by? No she doesn't.
• 2:34:40
  She doesn't really like anything.
• 2:34:42
  Oh thank God. She's a notch is not one of
• 2:34:46
  these chicks. It was like, oh my God.
• 2:34:48
  Pumpkin spice. Lattes are back.
• 2:34:50
  And she's just she's just a simple.
• 2:34:52
  She's she's way more simple than that.
• 2:34:54
  She does love the pink drink from fucking Starbucks, though.
• 2:34:58
  That's like her favorite thing in the world.
• 2:35:00
  So she's got the Yuppie has already started.
• 2:35:04
  Oh okay well well it what if she if she if she didn't like the
• 2:35:10
  pink friend guy that I was going to give her major props?
• 2:35:12
  But I mean, I guess she is kind of a yuppie a little bit.
• 2:35:16
  He'll always do yeah. Well, we're not safe out here
• 2:35:23
  even in the middle of the cornfields man.
• 2:35:26
  Modern world is coming. Well, I got, you got to put up,
• 2:35:29
  what? You got to put up with is they
• 2:35:32
  do have again? They do have that one thing that
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  everybody fucking wants, okay? And it's a priority and it's
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  consistently appreciating in value, okay?
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  Why would anyone want to spend $7 on coffee, man, or man or
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  woman? That's what I, that's what I
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  want to know. So all right did too.
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  Yeah, I know your two and a half hours into the show one man.
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  Has to fight back. This is why I fucking Greg from
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  one man. One man, one crippled in a
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  wheelchair rolling, his happy fucking ass through.
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  Pussy down the city streets up and down.
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  I don't know. He's starring in naked.
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  Cherry rise. Making sure tried to come into
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  the bank and then they can the naked share a ride over there at
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  the same, the Naked Gun and then I'm like, oh shit.
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  That's an actual movie. So but ya know anyone got any
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  more stuff to condone or can't think of anything this week.
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  Yeah, donate. I keep saying, I keep saying,
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  I am drawing some shirts, like, it's, I've got a bunch of shit
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  brewing in my head. It's, I really want to make art
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  again and music too. I just don't have, I mean,
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  literally my computer's from 2009, my poor, that this poor
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  thing where It's the laptop, by the way but yeah I don't have a
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  space for a PC and I'm too much of a drunken drug addict to
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  spend the money on like a computer.
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  That's a lot of money. Come on, I need my drugs and
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  alcohol and we've all got our priorities.
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  But all right then. Well, thanks for tuning in.
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  So, very nice, very nice, that's good.
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  So, I'm always on stub stack now.
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  So if you guys want to, you know, if it's not enough for you
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  to listen to me, you can also read what I have to say about
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  So, and yeah, thanks for tuning in.
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  I don't know, I think my love you buddy.
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  I got abducted by by samurai or some, you know, a hopefully, he
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  got abducted by some fucking pussy that killed him.
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  Nerd. Yeah, he these people say that
• 2:39:04
  that that they've been abducted and they've been anally probed.
• 2:39:07
  But when you, when you go back, when you go back and investigate
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  the sea and it's just a dude wearing an alien costume, and a
• 2:39:14
  glow-in-the-dark fucking condom. Yeah, yeah.
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  Well, that says, good as an explanation for anything.
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  But all right, folks, we'll talk to you later.
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  Later Gators, good night. Not out of, thanks for listening
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  Until next time, God bless God. Save this great nation and God
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  Freedom Legacy in that order. God freedom and cripples in that
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  order. You're muted, man.