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M&M Experience 12/09 · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: Look, and I'm heartbroken. You know, isn't awful when your
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  Speaker 1: heroes let you down. When I saw your heartbreaking note
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  Speaker 1: just just casting aside the greatest Christmas classic movie of
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  Speaker 1: all time, Christmas Vacation, I was so heartbroken. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, first of all, you were weirdly indifferent
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  Speaker 1: to Home Alone the other day.
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  Speaker 2: I am, I was. I mean I think you could
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  Speaker 2: tell visually you're I loved the event with mcauleay Culkiman
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  Speaker 2: you described because he is a pop culture figure of import.
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  Speaker 2: But then when you started to just wax nostalgic about
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  Speaker 2: Home Alone, which is a very adorable, very cute movie,
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  Speaker 2: but not life changing like it is for you. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not life changing.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you Christmas Vacation is somebody came along,
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  Speaker 1: some troll some some some don't on social media, says
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  Speaker 1: unpopular opinion. The Christmas movie Christmas Vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Is the Seinfeld. It's the Seinfeld of Christmas. But go
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  Speaker 2: back a step. But no, no, I wasn't the guy
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  Speaker 2: who said unpopular opinion. It started with somebody who said
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  Speaker 2: unpopular opinion, which will always draw my attention because you
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  Speaker 2: could take one hundred tweets that start out unpopular opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Some of them are going to be people saying unbelievably
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  Speaker 2: stupid things, and others are going to be people saying,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I kind of joined that unpopular opinion. And
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  Speaker 2: his point was that National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was was
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  Speaker 2: wildly overrated, and I retweeted, not wrong, because I consider
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  Speaker 2: it to be the Seinfeld the you two of Christmas
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  Speaker 2: movies means pretty darn good, but you're just supposed to
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  Speaker 2: like it, so that that have to day a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: So then I'm attacked by my good friend. But my
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  Speaker 2: good friend Mike Gallagher, you know, blinded in one eye,
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  Speaker 2: still has the energy to come after me the possible
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  Speaker 2: brain tumor, I mean, Matthews Tiller had your priority strike
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  Speaker 2: to take that, I admitted, and I admitted that my
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  Speaker 2: tastes are oddly polarized. I love the most the oldest, traditional,
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  Speaker 2: wonderful white Christmas Miracle on thirty fourth Street, and I
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  Speaker 2: love Bad Santa with Billy pop Thorn sob and you
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  Speaker 2: mentioned with Bill Murray well, And.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I got so annoyed is that for this
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  Speaker 1: is a Gallagher family tradition Denisian, the kids and I
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  Speaker 1: every Christmas like clockwork, Mike, my kids can can recite
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  Speaker 1: every line of a Christmas figure.
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  Speaker 2: Don't throw me down, clock and all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun and it's funny though it's really funny,
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  Speaker 1: of course it is. It's laugh out.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't typically think Chevy Chevy Chase is necessarily all
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  Speaker 1: that routinely funny. He's hysterical in this movie. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's a great movie. I love it, and I confess
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  Speaker 1: to that. From the actual vacation to Christmas vacation, to
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  Speaker 1: European vacation to Granberry vacation, whatever ones they did, the
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  Speaker 1: sight of Chevy Chase is a constant annoyance to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get kind of I kind of feel that way too,
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  Speaker 1: but not Christmas Vacation. Years ago, when I I was
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  Speaker 1: doing Mornings Live in LA back in the day when
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  Speaker 1: Sale in Los Angeles used to like me, somebody sent
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  Speaker 1: me I mentioned, I know there's a story there, but
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  Speaker 1: somebody mentioned I mentioned my love of the movie, and
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  Speaker 1: do you know, a Hollywood type sent me a script,
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  Speaker 1: one of the original scripts from A Christmas Vacation, and
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  Speaker 1: I lost it. Over the years, I'm so mad. It's
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  Speaker 1: so I think it's in storage in Trevor's house somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, that was kind of But I just love
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  Speaker 1: that movie. It just gives me such one what memorieson.
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  Speaker 2: And we listen, I'll say you mentioned another one with
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  Speaker 2: Ralphie and everything. I don't get that one either. I
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  Speaker 2: never got the story. It's it's quirky. It's it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, all right, listen.
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  Speaker 1: All I know is all my problems are over. I
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  Speaker 1: got an email last night. Let me share with you
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  Speaker 1: my email that I got from Copenhagen, Denmark. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: this is very important, and this is an actual email,
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  Speaker 1: and I've got the guy's address. It's an outlook dot
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  Speaker 1: Com address. Hello, I'm a met, a bank staff in
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  Speaker 1: a Turkish bank. I've been looking for someone who has
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  Speaker 1: the same nationality as you. A citizen of your country
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  Speaker 1: died in the recent earthquake in Turkey. He had in
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  Speaker 1: our bank a fixed deposit of eleven point five million.
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  Speaker 1: If my bank executive finds out about his death, they
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  Speaker 1: would use the funds for themselves. I'd like to prevent
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  Speaker 1: that from happening, only if I get your cooperation. I
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  Speaker 1: knew about it because I was his account manager. Last week,
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  Speaker 1: my bank held a meeting for the purpose of a
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  Speaker 1: bank audit to note abandoned deposit accounts. So I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for a solution to deal with the situation, and they
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  Speaker 1: all they want from you is I request your cooperation
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  Speaker 1: to introduce you as the kin heir of the account.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be the kin or the heir as you are
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  Speaker 1: of the same nationality as.
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  Speaker 2: Him, because that was certainly the definition of kinship. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: As long as you white American, there's no risk the transaction.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I'm a kin too.
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  Speaker 1: Are all kin there's no risk the transaction is carried
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  Speaker 1: out under a legal agreement that protects you from infringement.
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  Speaker 1: I suggest we split the funds sixty four sixty for you,
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  Speaker 1: forty for me. I need christs and then there's one caveat.
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  Speaker 1: I need this fun for my daughter's surgery. So keep
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  Speaker 1: this info confidential. Email me so I can provide you
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  Speaker 1: with more info. Now, don't you you know what I
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  Speaker 1: where I go? I want to email the guy like
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  Speaker 1: I want to find out how far are you?
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  Speaker 2: TSA gives me grief about this because well, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: this is very nineteen ninety three. This is the cousin
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  Speaker 2: of the Nigerian prints, the foreigner who has all the money.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. The people who I engage with are
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  Speaker 2: the what is it called the smishers? Smishing sms like
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  Speaker 2: text you know, phishing phiss is kind of any online scam.
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  Speaker 2: Smishing is when you get it through. Do you ever
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  Speaker 2: get a text that says, hey, we're still on for
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  Speaker 2: lunch today and you don't know who it's from you
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  Speaker 2: because get bad example, let me ask somebody else, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: everybody else? Do you ever get what that says, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in town next week, what do you want to do?
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  Speaker 2: Or did you get that file I sent you designed
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  Speaker 2: to elicit from you things as U sorry run number?
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  Speaker 2: And then they go, oh you seem nice. And then
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  Speaker 2: instantly some poor lonely pathetic slob is roped into a scam.
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  Speaker 2: So I try to play the part of the poor
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  Speaker 2: lonely pathetic slob, which I could at one point do
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  Speaker 2: pretty plausibly in life, and see just where it leads.
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  Speaker 2: And ultimately they're asking for a personal information blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: But Lisa says she thinks that Sony's gonna track me
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  Speaker 2: down and kill me. So you you do, but you
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  Speaker 2: do because you want to find badly fascinated at me
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  Speaker 2: with how these things go. Anyone, when they call you,
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  Speaker 2: when they call you and say that you know, hi,
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  Speaker 2: this is ed from Cincinnati calling from AT and T,
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  Speaker 2: when you know it's Rajiev from Mumbai calling you from
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  Speaker 2: a sweatshop, I'll keep those people going for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Remember the scam I got when the bank, when
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  Speaker 1: Bank of America called me and it said Bank of
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  Speaker 1: America on my phone, Yes it.
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  Speaker 2: Could do call her idea it totally.
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  Speaker 1: Can they And they spoofed the actual eight hundred number
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  Speaker 1: from Bank of America because I looked that up. They said,
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  Speaker 1: we got a fraud alert. Here he said, and then
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  Speaker 1: the guy said, let me transfer you to the fraud
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  Speaker 1: depart It's like, you know, that's the guy in the
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  Speaker 1: next cubicle. But there were sack but there were voices
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  Speaker 1: in the background. It was really real and I almost
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  Speaker 1: did it. I almost gave him my bank information. I
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  Speaker 1: would have wipe me out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, speaking of fraud alert in two minutes, Jasmine Crocketts,
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  Speaker 2: the gift that keeps on giving isn't it because there
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  Speaker 2: she is, with her forty seven genders, open borders, hating police,
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  Speaker 2: pro crime, hating Trump. She's gonna get smoked in the general,
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  Speaker 2: no matter whom the Republicans offer up. But I'm sitting
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  Speaker 2: here right now, I'm saying I think she's h Yes,
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  Speaker 2: she's gonna get smoked in the shop. Yes, yes, she
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  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, smoke. It's not gonna be ten. Did
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  Speaker 2: you get clod in general? I did, and in twenty
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  Speaker 2: eighteen it was. But here's the thing. What I did
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  Speaker 2: not see in Beto is his ability to sneak up
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  Speaker 2: on people with a stealth kind of appeal. She can't
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  Speaker 2: sneak up on anybody, her her extremism, her hatred, political bigotry.
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  Speaker 2: But it's working in the Democrat Party. It is. I
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  Speaker 2: think she's going to win the prime, poor James Tallerico.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think a boring, pasty white guy has no
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  Speaker 2: chance in the primary anymore. But in the general, those
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  Speaker 2: views will not fly in Lusus Betta was able to
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  Speaker 2: conceal those views in the persona of a skateboard riding manchild.
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  Speaker 2: But he's going to be able.
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  Speaker 1: To examine Colin Allred throwing in the towel, yep, and
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  Speaker 1: he is now saying flat out, oh, your darn rider
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  Speaker 1: was because she's throwing her hat in the ring.
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  Speaker 2: He's terrified of her. The Democrats have they have a revolt.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you there is something going on here
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  Speaker 1: around the country. You could look at different races, isolated races.
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  Speaker 1: One in Georgia, one in New Jersey. The lunier and
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  Speaker 1: the kookier and the farther left. They are right, the
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  Speaker 1: more successful they can be, and they can sneak in.
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  Speaker 1: And you're right, I mean, okay, you you're you're sure
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  Speaker 1: that she can't win in the general.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not so sure. I'm not so sure.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see her campaign ad that she promptly took down,
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  Speaker 1: playing a montage of Trump calling her a It.
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  Speaker 2: Starts with a profile shot of her just sort of
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  Speaker 2: wistfully looking off from the distance, and there's Trump going
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  Speaker 2: Jasmin Crockett, low IQ, I can't believe she's the leader
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  Speaker 2: of the party. She's got a low IQ. And she
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  Speaker 2: slowly turns to face the camera and then just kind
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  Speaker 2: of folds her arms as Trump insults her. I gotta
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you. Number one. At a certain level,
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  Speaker 2: kind of a genius ad. It attracts your attention, but
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  Speaker 2: but it also reveals that's all she's got. Trump hatred
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  Speaker 2: is not going to get rid of a minute.
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  Speaker 1: You think it's genius for her, an ad of trurob
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  Speaker 1: her the village idiot.
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  Speaker 2: In the prime in primary in the primary, can you
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  Speaker 2: can remember you and me in the primary? I think
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  Speaker 2: it's catnap. I think she will she will cruise in crack,
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  Speaker 2: but in the general, not so much.
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  Speaker 1: Look, all I know is I got to call that
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  Speaker 1: met because I got to.
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  Speaker 2: Tell out me. But my brain tumor is looming and
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  Speaker 2: I need the money. And I'm so glad that worked out. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm so so
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