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The Fifth Hour: "Offend Everyone" Mail Bag · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Cutbooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.
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  Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
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  Speaker 1: We go. Welcome the Fifth Hour. You see what I
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  Speaker 1: did there, That's called a fake lead in Danny, that's
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  Speaker 1: a false lead.
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  Speaker 3: But here we are.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Fifth Hour with me, Ben Mahler and
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  Speaker 1: Danny g Radio, and a very happy Sunday to you.
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  Speaker 1: We have made it to the well, not the end
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  Speaker 1: of the weekend, at least like for most people, they're
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  Speaker 1: off tomorrow because it's the holiday weekend. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you're working Tomorrow day, but I'm working. So it's
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  Speaker 1: just a normal organ tonight, Sunday night and the Monday.
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  Speaker 1: So for me, it's not a holiday weekend. It's only
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  Speaker 1: a holiday weekend if you take the holiday. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't take the holiday, it's not a holiday weekend. So
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  Speaker 1: it's just a just a regular weekend for those that
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  Speaker 1: are working. But well, you know we're here. So and
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  Speaker 1: it's Indianapolis five hundred day today. Oh my god, are
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  Speaker 1: you Yeah? And it's on Fox. It's on Fox. You
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  Speaker 1: better watch. It's on Fox. Also National Wine Day today,
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  Speaker 1: but in sports radio, every day is wine Day. We
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  Speaker 1: we love to whine about everything.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we do. I work on a show called
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  Speaker 3: Complino and Bitch.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's of course, It's National bath Bomb Day today.
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  Speaker 1: It's very important that we have a bath bomb. And
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  Speaker 1: National brown Baggot Day is today. Very offensive. This is
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  Speaker 1: a fairly recent celebration, Danny. I know you're curious about that.
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  Speaker 1: Observed for less than a decade, so it's not an
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  Speaker 1: established day. But brown paper bags have been part of
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  Speaker 1: our daily lives for many, many years and occasionally get
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  Speaker 1: turned into Halloween mask and whatnot. And so the brown
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  Speaker 1: bag was invented by a man named Francis Wool from Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 1: He created a machine that cut the paper into envelope
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  Speaker 1: shaped bags, and that was in eighteen fifty two and
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  Speaker 1: continued from that point forward. Eighteen seventy one, some woman
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  Speaker 1: invented the flat bottom paper bag that could carry more
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  Speaker 1: items and that was a game changer. And so anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this brown National Brown Bagget Day today, which is another
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  Speaker 1: one of those food gazy holidays. But let's get scientifical.
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  Speaker 1: Then we'll get to the mailbag. We promised this yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: we did not get to it. So here we go
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  Speaker 1: with the science of it all. It's sol you ohiou, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the great Ohio. What's up? First, the Old Leatherman mystery
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  Speaker 1: could be solved. Experts expose a probe and do we
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  Speaker 1: the real life Bigfoot? And they are demanding now the
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  Speaker 1: hidden archive that is said to have all those secrets
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  Speaker 1: is unsealed. Yeah, big science story of French speaking guy
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  Speaker 1: roaming the Northeast in a handmade leather suit in the
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  Speaker 1: late eighteen hundreds became beloved local selby latted as the
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  Speaker 1: Old Leatherman. And this is an ancient tale and so
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  Speaker 1: supposedly there's some some stuff in there that you need
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  Speaker 1: to know, or the science people say you need to
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  Speaker 1: know that if they can get this archive unsealed, they'll
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  Speaker 1: be connections to Bigfoot and all that. And to that,
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  Speaker 1: I say bullshoi. To that, I say bullshoy. For sure,
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  Speaker 1: what else do we have here on the science related
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  Speaker 1: to content front. Let's see page down here, we've got
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  Speaker 1: the wild tale, wild tale of the I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if this is so much science or just like this
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  Speaker 1: is the new normal. One point two billion social media users,
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  Speaker 1: the data is stolen, and is any of our information
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  Speaker 1: not already been stolen? Like you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: Like over a billion Facebook users had all the private
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  Speaker 1: information stolen. They say it's the largest data breach in
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  Speaker 1: social media history. So, yeah, I don't. I'm on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: I don't go on there that much. I'm on we
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  Speaker 1: have a Facebook age, but I don't. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I gave them any of my personal information to sign
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  Speaker 1: up to Facebook. I just they had my name, but
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  Speaker 1: my name's out there anyway. I'm trying to think. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to think of what I have in there. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think there's any There's some stuff on X that
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  Speaker 1: would be or Twitter that would be a problem, but
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  Speaker 1: they had a bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like before you figured out how to use Twitter,
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  Speaker 4: it was just your phone number, remember as your handle?
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  Speaker 1: Oh who was that? Oh man?
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  Speaker 3: Remember that one of our p ones? He had his
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  Speaker 3: phone number? That's his Twitter handle? Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we when we shifted over to Oh, I forget
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  Speaker 1: who that was? Oh god, that was great. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: guy was such a big fan of the show and
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  Speaker 1: he wanted us to He didn't know an old guy,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't know how to sign up for Twitter, so
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  Speaker 1: instead of he confused the spaces and he put his
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  Speaker 1: name instead of his name, he put his phone number,
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  Speaker 1: and every every time he sent a comment, his phone
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  Speaker 1: and it was his actual phone number were popped up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, who was that? I forget I forget
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  Speaker 1: the name. It was hilarious. God, that was so good.
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  Speaker 1: What a disaster, what an absolute the backle Oh, here's
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  Speaker 1: a fun Sigence story. This would have been perfect for you,
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  Speaker 1: Danny if you had your show with Clay. Giant rats
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  Speaker 1: three times the size of standard rodents have been discovered.
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  Speaker 1: Enormous vermin have a sharp, sharp up claws or what
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  Speaker 1: you want to call it, and three inch posse talons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so.
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  Speaker 3: Dynamite Do they have talents?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you call those things. But here's
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  Speaker 1: the deal. Like I've been to New York City. If
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  Speaker 1: you walk around New York City after dark, you are
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  Speaker 1: going to see massive rodents gair on teed gear.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the size of raccoons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now they claim this is the beast is not
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  Speaker 1: found in America or anywhere other than Papa New Guinea. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: the the steep highlands of Mount Willehelm, Papa New Guinea.
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  Speaker 1: The discovery made by a scientist from the Czech Academy
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  Speaker 1: of Sciences and says it's astounding, how large. And there's
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  Speaker 1: a photo of him like holding up the road and
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  Speaker 1: it it does look to be the size of uh.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of to me, it kind of looks like
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  Speaker 1: like Bella, my old dog. I'm trying to get a photo.
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  Speaker 1: Heret me see I can get a photo and saying
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  Speaker 1: I'll send you the photo and get the photo. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty pretty massive.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The specimen looks like a local. It looks like a
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  Speaker 1: small It does look like a small dog. You send
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  Speaker 1: this over here, all right, there you go, I should
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  Speaker 1: have it right now. Danny. That is that's you think
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  Speaker 1: that's good eating? You think that nice it The reason
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  Speaker 1: they're so big is twelve thousand feet up in the sky.
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  Speaker 3: So that's uh, oh man, look at that. That's some
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  Speaker 3: very good eating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I bet you, sir. Scratch offs probably had
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  Speaker 1: that for dinner and somewhere somewhere along the way, I
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  Speaker 1: just want let's get to the mailbag. What do you say?
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  Speaker 3: Why would you butterfly cut that and have it well done?
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  Speaker 1: I think with the proper amount of olive oil and
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  Speaker 1: garlic and some onions and maybe some bell pepper, I
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  Speaker 1: think that'd be pretty good. Yeah, how about you breaded
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  Speaker 1: in Deep Priot and be all right? And there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of meat there? Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: All right? And if you had that, if you took
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  Speaker 1: two of those rats from Papua New Guinea, the giant rats,
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  Speaker 1: if you took them to sea level and they had
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  Speaker 1: little rat babies, would those rats be giant or would
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  Speaker 1: they be little? Because they're not up in the twelve
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  Speaker 1: thousand foot level of the oxygen is obviously different than
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  Speaker 1: all that.
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  Speaker 3: Who knows?
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, mailbag, mail bag, mail bag?
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  Speaker 3: How do you transition from that to the mail bag?
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  Speaker 1: Waiting to the mail bag? It's the bag, this mail bag?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Ohiol first one, and these are actual letters
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  Speaker 1: by actual listeners who want to send a message in
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  Speaker 1: We've been doing really well with new people or people
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  Speaker 1: that are just kind of regulars with new people mixed
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  Speaker 1: in Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth
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  Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. You can send a message
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  Speaker 1: in right now, you can do it tomorrow, you can
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  Speaker 1: do it the next day. Just do it, Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Send the message in. So the first one is from
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  Speaker 1: Gary in Pittsburgh, PA and yinzer Land. He says, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: been and Danny. I was sitting around the house board
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  Speaker 1: the other day and I thought, what would you like
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  Speaker 1: to try doing? And it hit me podcasting programming or
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  Speaker 1: podcast programming real, So this is where Gary is going
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  Speaker 1: to be our program director and try to touch up
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  Speaker 1: our work Danny, He says, I think I have the
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  Speaker 1: perfect evergreen topic for you. You can't say that on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to hear some of the responses to
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  Speaker 1: your riddles and questions that are not even safe for
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  Speaker 1: Save Harbor. The answer to a question a few weeks
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  Speaker 1: back about the Dodger pitcher what the Dodger pitcher ate
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  Speaker 1: even floored you? It would take a bit of work
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  Speaker 1: from you, but I'm sure you know what stones to
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  Speaker 1: turn first? Would be right up there with the unreadable
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  Speaker 1: lame jokes. Am I onto something that's Gary in Pittsburgh. Well, Gary,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, thank you for your suggestion. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: It's always nice to have someone touch up our work here.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Secondly, we have considered this in the past.
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  Speaker 1: I think we've talked about this, me and Danny, whether
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  Speaker 1: or not we should do the offensive jokes here, and
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  Speaker 1: we've determined that the reason, the main reason not to
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  Speaker 1: do that is because it will be on audio tape.
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  Speaker 1: Means seeing the offensive joke.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be archived forever, and that means you're setting yourself
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  Speaker 4: up to be canceled permanently.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, if at some point I go mainstream, if you
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  Speaker 1: will and that audio is out there, I'm pork.
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  Speaker 3: Well you already are. Peacock boy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have been the last couple of years. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They got rid of the they're getting
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  Speaker 1: rid of the penny. Who knows if they're going to
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  Speaker 1: bring the show back. But I don't think that'll matter.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, that's that's the issue, Gary, and the reason
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  Speaker 1: I was a gasp by the comments. As you might imagine,
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  Speaker 1: our listeners do not follow these social norms, and there
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  Speaker 1: were a lot of racial things that were thrown in
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  Speaker 1: on that the answer to the to the the question
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  Speaker 1: about the Dodger pitchers. So it was. It's one of
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  Speaker 1: those things where I see some of these answers and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I know a lot of the guys just
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  Speaker 1: love to bust my chops and try to They love
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  Speaker 1: when I say I can't read that on the air.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a badge of honor. I'm convinced, like there's
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  Speaker 1: a subreddit where the guys are like, oh, I said,
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  Speaker 1: so been so offensive to mel Or. He said, can't
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  Speaker 1: read that on the air. But I don't, like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't reference, like exactly what it is. But a lot
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  Speaker 1: of these are usually very racist or just like over
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  Speaker 1: the Dome, I enjoy a good joke, and I even
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  Speaker 1: like the racial humor. I think it's very funny. However,
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  Speaker 1: I mean there are.
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  Speaker 4: As long as you make fun of all races exactly,
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  Speaker 4: then you're eoe and really quick back to the penny Ben. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: is there any truth to the rumor that next season
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  Speaker 4: you guys are gonna film the show every week from
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  Speaker 4: Tom Looney's house and the show will be rebranded as
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  Speaker 4: Order versus the Quarter.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. I'm gonna can I can I write
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  Speaker 1: that down. I can pitch that to the executives at
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  Speaker 1: NBC and uh we call uh called Looney. We'll take
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  Speaker 1: cowboys nickname the Handsome horder. You can add that, add that.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking change Tom Lose the name to to
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  Speaker 1: to the dime, Benny in the Dime, you know something
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  Speaker 1: like that. You know you can change it up fun
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  Speaker 1: with that. And I mentioned before on the TV show
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  Speaker 1: we actually knew this was possible last year, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: Benny versus the penn a, you know, the pasta. We
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  Speaker 1: could flip a bowl of pasta or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But there's there's options. Next up is Reno Pinball, Mike
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  Speaker 1: writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny g it's
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  Speaker 1: Reno Pinball. Mic Ben, can you please stop saying milk
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  Speaker 1: when you are talking about the liquid Cow's producer.
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  Speaker 3: He just called yeah, Sequan and milk.
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  Speaker 1: It is called milk. It is pronounced with an I
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  Speaker 1: not an E when you call milk man in Colorado.
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  Speaker 1: I head towards the window to jump. But besides that,
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  Speaker 1: I love you and Danny and listen all the time
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  Speaker 1: to both shows. Well, thanks for the message. I like
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  Speaker 1: this guy's a douche. Thank you, reno. Pinball, Mike, appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: And the pinball very similar to the penny. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the penny is going away. The pinball in many ways
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  Speaker 1: has gone away, right, Danny. The pinball's kind of gone away.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of not really much of a thing these days.
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  Speaker 1: But I really do that as a tribute to you.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I say, Milk, I'm doing that for you
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  Speaker 1: pinball Mike. That is my tribute to you. And so
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  Speaker 1: that's that. And I just love when certain people are
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  Speaker 1: triggered by words. You know what I mean. You know.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a live radio show. It's four hours of
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  Speaker 1: talk radio every night, and so occasionally I just like
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  Speaker 1: to I follow the teachings of Rick Dy's, the great
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  Speaker 1: Rick Dy's who told me, says Ben, just make sure
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  Speaker 1: to leave some mistakes in the show. That way, you're
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  Speaker 1: more relatable. I could do a perfect show, but I
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  Speaker 1: choose to make a more relatable show. Next up is
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  Speaker 1: Robin from the Hood in Ottawa. Wow, you think the
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  Speaker 1: mean streets of Ottawa, you think violence and trouble anyway,
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  Speaker 1: says hey, guys, first time caller, longtime subscriber, just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to finally chime in. Robin says and say, I enjoy
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  Speaker 1: both of you on your weekly gigs, look forward to
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  Speaker 1: weekend podcast or chemistry on the pod is fantastic, and
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  Speaker 1: you and Danny Gee are better teammates than the Lakers
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  Speaker 1: and Adam Silver. All right, heir, high five Robin, good
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  Speaker 1: good line there. Good job by you guys. Question is
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  Speaker 1: Ben well outdated?
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  Speaker 3: There? That would have been funny like three months ago.
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  Speaker 1: Ben, I know you like to work your magic in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen. So are you a Cilantro guy or not?
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  Speaker 1: I manage for a major train up here in Ottawa, Canada,
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  Speaker 1: and cannot, for the life of me understand how Cilantro
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  Speaker 1: is so popular. I am not. I am not Robin.
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  Speaker 1: If you listen, you say you do listen. I'm team
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  Speaker 1: garlic and onion. That's it. I have a I don't
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  Speaker 1: eat all the time. I at one meal a day
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  Speaker 1: and I'll usually try to skip a day a week.
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  Speaker 1: But when I do eat, I like to have a
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  Speaker 1: full onion and a bunch of garlic. That's it. I
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  Speaker 1: do not do the Cilantro stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's interesting about Cilantro. It's like tomato fresh tomato. Ugh,
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  Speaker 4: but obviously catch up wonderful Cilantro fresh cilantro nasty. It
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  Speaker 4: overwhelms the taste of whatever it's on, especially when places
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  Speaker 4: put a ton of it on your food. It gets
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  Speaker 4: stuck in your teeth. There's nothing good about it. But
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  Speaker 4: when it is blended up, like the creamy cilantro dressing
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  Speaker 4: at El Poyo Loco, so good. I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: it is, but when they blend it up into a sauce,
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  Speaker 4: it's wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's a very similar to the tomato and ketchup.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't like tomatoes, but I like a ketchup,
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  Speaker 1: So it's a but add a bunch of other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Robin says, I cannot stand the stuff. It's it's all
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  Speaker 1: I can taste. That's kind of referencing what you were saying, Danny,
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  Speaker 1: when I tried in recipes and it's so bad. I'd
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  Speaker 1: rather listen to Colin Cowhard talking circles all afternoon than
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  Speaker 1: eat cilantro. Ies took a shot at Coward. That is
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  Speaker 1: a low blow by Robin.
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  Speaker 3: Is one of Ben's best friends in radio.
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  Speaker 1: Be careful or neighbors me and cowhard Man?
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: He's moving to Chicago, so not soon, but we're pals.
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  Speaker 1: You know why not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they hang out on the beach together.
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  Speaker 1: We did golf one time and he said who are you?
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  Speaker 1: I think that when I met him.
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  Speaker 3: Who are you? He said, ball washer? Get over here.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he gave me. He tossed his car keys at me.
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  Speaker 1: He said, make sure to have it back in two
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  Speaker 1: hours clean. Ryan for Ryan from Shrewsbury, mass writes in says,
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  Speaker 1: hey boys, I've written in a while since I told
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  Speaker 1: you guys I discovered raising canes or hell that raging games.
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  Speaker 1: I also have been wedding planning for my wedding on
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  Speaker 1: October fifth. Mazzeltoff, congratulations on.
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  Speaker 3: The pop end is near.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's we're gonna lose him, you know, got another
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  Speaker 1: good foot soldier gonna get married and then the wife
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  Speaker 1: will be like, why do you listen to that podcast?
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hopefully he still listens.
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  Speaker 4: I just meant the end of his calm, peaceful universe
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  Speaker 4: that he had as a bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: No, well there's that, but I'm telling you, Danny, the
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  Speaker 1: marriage thing is like.
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  Speaker 3: You No, No, ben are faithful listeners.
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  Speaker 4: They stand up to Tarranny and anyone who tries to
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: get it between them and a podcast, and let's be honest,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: a good podcast. My wife she likes it when I
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: have a couple of podcasts in the holster because it
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: keeps me busy when she's busy doing something else. So
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: just as long as you, you know, don't bother your
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: significant other. Like we've had guys call in the past.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Remember where they said they listen to you for so
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: many hours. That's where their significant other got bothered because
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: they heard your voice coming out of speakers for hours.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, my thing is I've heard from guys. Remember
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: was it Jason and Ottawa? Remember I don't know you were?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, no, I was.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well he didn't. He end up hooking up with
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: a much younger lady and then he had to give
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: up the show because of that. Like there was, there's
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: an example, and there's other examples. But hopefully Ron will
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: be okay anyway.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I oh, that's worse than Bill Belichick at Jordan on.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I bear the lead, my man, I bear the lead.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: So Ryan the money quote, money quote. We all know
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the most important parts of the money quote that we
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: can do a whole monologue on. Ryan says, since he's
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: very proud of his wedding, October fifth. I have not
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: gotten an invite. Have you gotten the invite? Danny on
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the on the wedding anyway, he says, can you reach
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: out to your friend and see if Sucky is available
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: for a speech? Let me tell you, Ryan, I don't
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: know who's gonna speak at your wedding. Obviously, I don't
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: know your friends. I'm not in your world. And that's
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: your own world. That's your own movie. You've got your
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: own actors and your own movie. That's the way it
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: should be. Let's just hope. Let's hope that. I don't
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: know if you want to hope that happens or doesn't happen.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But still I'm smiling right now. I don't know if
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you can tell I'm smiling.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Danny.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: You need to get a hold of everybody you knew
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: at that wedding and find out who videoed that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I only know a couple of people at their wedding.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: But I will, I will effort that. I will talk
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: to about my wife's family. It's her family, and so
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I'll see if anybody has a recording. It was amazing
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: This heartfelt If you missed last week's podcast, This Heartfelt
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: best Man is his bros getting married. It's over for
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: the bros. You know. He's giving the guy away to
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the bride and he's telling all these wonderful stories about
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: growing up with the groom and they're going through the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: whole thing and every story is me and sucky and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: instead of ski. Oh so good, oh god, oh all right,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: good luck. Ryan Reggie from Detroit writes, enter the mail
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: bag and he says, happy holiday weekend, gentlemen. Ben, are
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: you going to be on tonight?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: And Ben and Danny h like both your shows. He says, Ben,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: do you wish you had had not? Do you wish
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: you had not put Charlie and Charlie together on the radio?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: It was very awkward. And that is from Reggie and
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Reggie this is usually send good email. This is a
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: crappy email by you. This is a bad job by you. Yes,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I said last week I was going
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: to be on the holiday weekend. I'm not taking time
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: off until we go to Vancouver at the end of
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: the week and then I we have to take a
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: travel day. So that's why. Uh yeah, and why even
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: But yes, that was horrible. Charlie and Charlie was you know,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: punch me in the eye and punch me in the eye,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: or kick me in the balls and kick me in
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the balls, is what it was. It was not good, Charlie.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So we have these young listeners. Danny one's in Dallas.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: He's a junior high school kid. He's homeschooled, so he
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: stays up all night like any good.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I've heard him on your show before, and.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: We have him. And then we have this other Charlie
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: who's in Wisconsin and he's going to college and he's
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a young dude. And so I put these guys on
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: the air together and it was one of the worst
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: segments I've ever heard of my life. I question my
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: decision making. I was doubting myself Danny heroly.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: It could have either been radio magic and the two
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: of them would have been wined and dined by ESPN
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Radio to be the next big thing, or it could
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: have been the most terrible thing ever heard on the
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Ben Malors Show.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. Well, it was not the worst, We've
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: had worse. I also got several emails I didn't write down.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have all the names, but there
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: were multiple people that are convinced yet again that hollering James.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: James is not a real caller that that he called
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: up the other night Danny and was snoring and we
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: kept going back to him and he was snoring, and
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: multiple listeners reached out to me and we're like, oh,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I know, you pretend like these.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Are It's crazy that only a few of us understand
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: and realize that it's Jonas.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: The Great Jonas Knox.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Jonas has been doing that character for years and he's
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: one of the best character voices we have at the network.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: He's dedicated, He's absolutely dedicated. Now, the amount of people
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: that think the company has a big budget for paid
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: callers is fascinating to me, and I'm honored. I am
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: flattered that you think the people that I work for
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: would spend the kind of money that it would require
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to have a stable of paid actors to call the show.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Our longtime listeners don't realize that Jonas was also Andrew
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: and Fremont, that he knows that Andrew. Yess how many
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: characters has Jonas done? Tent like ten or eleven now
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: on the show.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: He was Pete and Pittsburgh for a while. Yeah, that
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: and that was that was in Joe. Remember Lenny the
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Cryptkeeper in Florida. That was a tough course. It was
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: a New York accent. Jonas has had a little bit
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: issue with the New York accent. So we've had that
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: and we actually just retired as he was. He was
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: playing Angry Bill as a caller for a long time.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: But we've just retired that character, Angry Bill, the Angry
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Bill character, so that's no longer, no longer needed. Also,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: for a while he was marked the full name guy
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and then we retired marked the full name guy.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: He's super gifted.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah he is. He's a great voice actor.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: We don't need to bring Jonas in.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Alf from the Animal Thunderdome rights In says, how far
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: away in the not so distant future do you think
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: we are from going to the to a full planet
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: of the apes world? Please cite the post below and
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: ask the Great Danny g Radio if it qualifies as
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Animal Thunderdome or let's get scientifical. So alf, I'll give
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: you the thumbnail. You don't have a copy of this, Danny.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So the thumbnail is that researchers at Yale University trained
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a bunch of monkeys to exchange metal tokens for food.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: This is a study that was done. I guess I
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: looked it up years ago. And so they were put
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: into this little tiny market and the experiment went and
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: they were they were They figured out that they could
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: exchange these little coins for food, food of different prices,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and so the study was designed to study the economic
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: behavior of monkeys. And during the experiment, the researchers discovered
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: that the monkeys, at least one monkey was exchanging the
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: metal disc for some monkey booty. That there was a
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: prostitution that had taken place inside of this experiment done
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: by researchers at Yale. So I ask you, Danny, you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: make the call. You make the call. Is that animal
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Thunderdome or let's get scientifical, as asked by alf the alien.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Opiner, that's definitely animal Thunderdome.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I say it's both. It's both because it's a science,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it's a study and in like the Thunderdome part of it. Sure,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: but there's no there's no fighting, I guess. I mean,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I actually could call that fighting when monkeys are making
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: love could depending on how they're doing it, it could
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: be could be that. But any update on Thunderdome please.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Please don't ever say monkeys making love ever again? Yes, yes,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: In fact, I pulled up the text message right now.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: This text came in from Clay Travis at seven seven
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: pm on Wednesday, May seventh. I still want to do
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: the Thunderdome podcast. Let's get details hammered out soon, Okay.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: All right, and that is seventeen days ago, I guess now,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So all right, get right on that. Next up is
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Murphy from Georgia. Right since what was that last year
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that he wrote that?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Do you know when CNR was filling in for Dan
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Patrick on Friday morning, a listener called up and was
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: talking about how much he loved the animal Thunderdome back
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: in the day.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Hey great, Let me just first start out by saying,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I'm a huge dandy defense, especially that covered years ago
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: with a tiger killer. I found that guy in the jungle.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: I'll never know, but anyway, my comment was.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Like, man, I need to clip that call and send
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: that to Clay and say, remember what you texted twenty
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: days ago.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: It was a great It was a great bit. It
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: was solid entertainment. Murphy from Georgia rights ince as scientists
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: are baffled. You see this story, Ben and Danny's scientists
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: are baffled after discovering a perfect spear emitting radio signals
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: from deep space, mysterious round object with remarkable circular symmetry,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: defying current space theories in science. Uh. And then he says,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, what do you think is going on here?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And thenre's a there's a link, there's an It says
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: there's an alien world with floating snow globes suspended, suspended
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: in space. Listen? Uh, how how Murphy we do a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: weekend podcast? How the f am I supposed to tell
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you what's going on? I've told you my theory. I
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: believe there are aliens all over the place out in
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the out of the cosmos. You look out, it goes
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: on forever and ever. As far as we know, we
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: can't wrap our head around it. We have You know,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: our brains are nothing compared to that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: This is not aliens. This is God with some static cling. Okay,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: you don't know how you rub your feet on the
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: rug and then you shock something. Yeah, that's probably what
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: this is.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason I rubbed my feet is so I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: can kill the cockroaches when I'm kind of putting my
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: feet down and all that stuff.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: But well, I know that's true. I know that's true.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: At FSR they're all over the place. Yet Iowa Sam
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: killed a little baby one the other day.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: It was nasty.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're flying to they fall out of the ceiling
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: at night. Lorena is like, you brush them off.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: The board and screw you. Denny's. Denny's is still haunting
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: us all these years later.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've determined that is like the thirtieth or fortieth
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: generation of the cockroach that is still still doing its
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: thing all these years later. Kwang from Ho Chi Min, Vietnam.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: He writes us pretty much every week. Quang's a big
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: fan of the show. Whatever his real name is. Big
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Man and Danny g ever think about making the Baba
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Gonoch or the baba ghul or gobbagool rather the gobbagol
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: on a spaducci, I think that's what you said. I
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: guess this is a charcoal looks like a charcoal thing.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Have you ever used that? Danny? You're not a.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Cooker, but you don't make gabba ghouls. That's meat that's
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: already put together.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I know, but he's saying the guy he's put the gabba.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I think he just wanted to react to the spadoucci
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: or Spadooki or whatever.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Baba ganoush, I understand, when's the last
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: time you made baba ganoosh.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Well, it's a fun word to say, as you know, Danny,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: But I'm counting my calories. So it's been it's been
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: a minute. It's been been a minute since I've I've
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: done that. I've known quang. I don't know what the
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: hell that is. I mean, you sent me a photo
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: of it. It looks like a charcoal like barbecue thing.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I know nothing about that, so I
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: can't It's funny, you know, it's a good thing. And
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you got to mention.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: That I only uses his fancy griddle in his mansion.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I love the griddle. Yeah, the gabba ghoul. And I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: have this guy, old Man River. We I've become pen
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: pals with Old Man River. Old Man River is eighty
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: eight years old. Dany eighty eight years old. He listens
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: to the show every night. He's got medical problems and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: he's got to go to the toilet multiple times at night,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and he says, we keep him company on the overnight show,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: and so he started writing me, and so I become
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: pen pals with this guy. And most of the time
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: he writes me. The thing that he cares about is
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: not my opinion of the Lakers or the Yankees or
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: the Dolphins or whoever. My man old Man River. His
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: name is Mike. He lives in Florida. He loves the
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: baba ganoosh. He every evening he's asking me about the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: boba ganoosh and I'm like, well, listen, it's just it's eggplant.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, you mix this and that together,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the garlic and all that, you get the baba ganoosh.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: And he just can't get enough of baba ganoosh. And
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the funniest thing is he doesn't know how to spell
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: boba ganoosh, but he still tries to spell it. You know,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you can kind of tell what the person means. And
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I can say this because he only listens. He's eighty eight.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't listen to podcast Dan. He's a He's just
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: this guy who listens on radio. Old school AM FM
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: radio is how Old Man River lives.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: He still has a palm pilot pretty much.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Pretty much all right, last one, Oh yeah, well, I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: think those would be the last one. Stan from Florida,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: speaking of Florida, says, Ben, do you know the type
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of things that blind Scott is saying about you on
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: social media? It's not very nice? Are you concerned? And
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: how do you handle that?
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: So?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Stan, I don't know that I'm concerned. I mean, blind
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Scott is he talks a good game and all that,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: but he's you know, I don't think he's actually going
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: to do anything wacky. I've met him, I consider him
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a friend, so I don't think that's the case. And
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: as far as how I handle it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: We talk about your days. When you've got caught stealing
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: a credit card.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: That is a low blow. How dare you? No? But Stan,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really pay attention, like.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Be put that behind him if and he paid the
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: price for.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Him exactly exactly, let's say the The The thing I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: will say about that, Stan, is that many of you
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: love to reach out to me. Anytime somebody like Scott
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: says something which is attacking me or you know, taking
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: shots at me, You guys always say did you see this?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: You going to allow him to say that? You know
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: that whole thing you know that goes Danny, so listen.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Of course, it's part of the deal. It'd be great
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: if everyone was I was getting killed. This week, we
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: had a we had a viral video in in Philadelphia
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: because I pointed out that Nick Sirianni does not handle
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: himself the way you would expect coaches to handle themselves,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: you know, that whole thing. How he's like, does everything
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to do in terms of being professional
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, not making it all about you
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And you would have thought you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: would have thought that I declared war on the Delaware
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Valley the way that people think. People saying very very
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: terrible things, but not the first time, it's not the
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: last time. And unlike a certain Red Sox pitcher who
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: was a gas that people would say rude things and
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: make threats on the internet, that's what social media is about.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: So what I've done stan the man there in Florida,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and I just don't go on there during the day.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I'm on there for four hours a night, and occasionally
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'll do a drive by I call it drive by Danny,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: where I'll go on there and I'll just go on
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: there for a little bit and then just like five minutes.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: You only like to read about how you're a radio
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: loser during your show.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do not need to find out how bad
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I am, how fat I am, how uh I do
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: get a kick And it happens every time. It's anytime
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you say something that somebody isn't like. The knee jerk
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: reaction is, well, that's while you're on Overnight. And I
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: was like, yes, you're reacting to me while I'm sleeping.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Who's the who's the loser here?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: And okay, that's the first comment underneath something that's a
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: video clip of yours And then the reference I made
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: is always the first loser underneath a comment that Doug makes.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know exactly. It's you know whatever,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Hey, Listen's cow Herd too, the people under cow Herd
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: where Coherd was wrong. Yeah, wow, I've never heard that before.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Very original.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you, you and your your terrible lives
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: can then enjoy yourself and have a great time. But
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out on that. I know it's
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a holiday tomorrow. Well I'll be on tonight doing the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Overnight show. It's always fun on the holidays because there's people,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: people call up that can't call up because they have
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: real jobs, nine to five jobs and all that. So
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: it'll be it'll be a fun night looking forward to it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about the pro bouncy ball and everything going
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: on here, the Nicks and the Pacers and the thunder
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and the Minnesota Conference Final. We'll break it all down
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and all that and toss it up and then don't
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: forget the end of this week, Thursday night, Malord meet
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and greet in Vancouver. Cannot wait, hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: How many days are you going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna be there Thursday through through Sunday and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back Sunday night, so I'll be there all
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of poutine. Yeah, that's a that's a
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: that's fair amount. And I'm gonna try to hit all
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the hotspots. If you guys want to recommend anything too,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: if you live in Vancouver, because I have an idea,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I have a little bit of an idea of where
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I want to go. But if you live in that
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: area or you've been to Vancouver, and you can recommend
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: like the top four or five things to do if
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: you can only go to Vancouver one time in your life,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: what are the four or five things you would do
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: let me know. I would love to know as a friend.
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  Speaker 1: It would make my life a lot eaier. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to miss anything. I know i'm gonna miss a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of stuff. I'll be there with you know, the
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: wife should be with me as well. So Real fifth
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com and Real fifth Hour on
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Gmail at gmail dot com. We'll have we'll have pods
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: next weekend though, Danny one way.
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  Speaker 4: Come hell or high water, We're always on. We're like
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: the network. We never miss a show. We never miss
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: a day, even if it's a holiday. We rarely do
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Evergreen or Best Ofs but exception because you you are
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: doing a meet and greet, So that's an important feat
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  Speaker 4: on you and the show's part. Because the network's not
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: paying for it. You guys are paying for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there's no meat, no no budget, no
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: budget for that. Well, he spent all the money.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Save your receipts from the Gentlemen Club, because I know
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: you're going to be a brandy show lounge.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: There a bunch of hookers and cocaine.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm pretty sure Scott Schapiro will cover those receipts.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no problem. Well, it's like when Rob goes
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to Magic City in Atlanta right there. That's that's a
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: company expense because he talks about it on the radio.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And that's important.
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  Speaker 4: All right, it's a bit. If it's a bit, then
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: they'll pay for it. It's just like how Jonas gets
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: paid to be callers.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yeay, yikes, exactly exactly. Are having wonderful rest, be well,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: all that great stuff. We will be back next week
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: on the podcast on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and I'll
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: be on the radio tonight and you'll be in with
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Covin on Rich right yes week this.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Week, Yeah, Covene on Rich back in the afternoon on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: All right, talk to you then later Skater gotta murder.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go