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044 - Coffee, cocktails & chaos w/ Good Company & Pennant Coffee · Here's to You

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  But lately when I get drunk, like out and about and there's a
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  lot of people around, like I get really anxious.
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  So then I just have to like look down on the ground and like sing
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  and I'm just like Doo Doo, Doo Doo so that I'm not as anxious,
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  you know? That started happening to me
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  after COVID. I did the same thing when I pee
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  in public. Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo.
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  Welcome back to another episode of Here's to You the Podcast,
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  your favorite DIY podcast where we bring cool people to share
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  their cool stories. I am your host producer
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  extraordinaire Dusty V sitting to my left as always, we've got
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  the famous blue haired fanister McAllister.
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  What's up guys? And today it's another hot
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  summer day while we're chilling, and I was going to say grilling,
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  but we're not doing that quite yet.
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  Yeah, yeah, but we do have a fan in here.
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  Shout out to Dusty for that. We did buy a new fan today.
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  Yeah, 'cause it's always pretty hot.
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  Yeah, it's a little hot. We were thinking about opening
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  the door, but we decided not to. Fanny, do you know what else
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  keeps it cool? Blue hair.
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  Yeah, not, not quite that. OK, not quite what I was
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  thinking. Shots.
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  That does keep it cool. I'll give you one more guess.
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  Pink shirts. Not where I.
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  Was going to go pink shirts are hot.
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  What do you mean I? Don't know.
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  I don't know. Well, I was going to say, what
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  else keeps it cool is a nice cup of ice cold brew.
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  Yeah, but we don't have any. In the mornings.
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  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah. That's how I kind of like my
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  coffee. How do you like your coffee?
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  I like it hot. You like it hot?
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  Yeah, I like it hot even when it's like 99° outside.
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  Oh wow. Yeah, you're insane.
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  And you drink coffee like throughout the day.
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  No I well right now like it gives me a lot of anxiety lately
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  so I've had to like cut back a bit but I still like to feel the
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  anxiety so I go and drink the coffee anyways.
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  Interesting. Yeah.
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  And then I switched to tea, like around like 1-2 PM, the supposed
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  tea that says, like, it's good for stress, you know?
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  Yeah, but I like a hot coffee. Like a chamomile tea.
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  Yeah, yeah. But I also, I, I like a hot
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  coffee even when I'm out somewhere because I like when
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  they do the designs. I feel like when it's cold
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  coffee, they won't make a cool design.
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  And I want to feel cool and I want it in a nice little mug.
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  But I'm also like a social coffee person because that's how
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  I grew up with coffee. Like I like to just like sit and
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  enjoy it and like just be with people like that.
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  I see. Yeah.
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  Well, and if Cole doesn't do that?
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  Speaking of coffee, yeah, we've got a few guests sitting here
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  with us today. Yeah, well, let's go ahead and
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  give them an introduction. Yes, we have some really amazing
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  guests here today. We have Andrew, Nick and Caleb
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  who have been friends for a while and maybe probably too
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  long, but they just still decided to open a business.
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  So not long enough to hate each other, but we're.
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  Not friends anymore. No, you're not friends anymore.
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  Especially because Nick doesn't want to do shots with you guys.
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  No, yeah, yeah. Which is hella fake of him.
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  Restrictly contractual friends. That makes sense.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  That's kind of how Dusty and I are.
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  He has no choice but to be my friend forever now this bitch,
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  it's. The best way to do it?
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  You gotta trap people in your life.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, that's what I've done.
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  Yeah. But you guys are all business
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  partners and the owners of good company, the owners of Pennet
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  Coffee and Fox and Ash, Like fuck, why?
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  And also Congrats. I don't know, it all happened by
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  accident I guess. It all happened by accident.
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  Yeah, it wasn't really planned, just kind of fell into it all.
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  Really. Yeah, Like how so?
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  You were like, hey, let's open something like you were at a bar
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  and just say not taking shots maybe.
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  You'll never know. No, we understand that you only
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  take shots in your car. I hope no police are listening.
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  Yeah, only cool police. That's right.
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  No, actually, fire department people, because nobody ever
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  makes a song about how much we hate the fire department.
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  So only fire department people listen to our podcast?
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  Yep. Yeah, shout out, firemen.
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  Shout out, Joe. Shout out, Joe, Shout out, Joe.
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  No, But yeah. How'd you guys start all of
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  these? Or like you told us the story.
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  But I definitely want to tell us and our listeners how you guys
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  started all this. Well, Nick and I used to work in
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  coffee together. I don't know, 2010, 2011.
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  How old were you guys at that time?
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  Like that high school? High school like.
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  I was like a junior, junior, senior.
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  Something like that. Yeah, I think it was my senior
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  year. Yeah.
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  I'm a year, year younger, yeah. Were you guys like class clowns?
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  Quiet kids? What were you guys back then?
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  I. Bet you could take a guess.
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  They looked. Like.
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  We're on the swim team. You are on the same team.
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  I could see that that's a. Whole lot on the same team, I
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  love that. You guys look really good in
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  some caps. I was a close second to that
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  though. I was on the cross country team.
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  Oh. OK.
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  OK, OK, so the. Sports that no one cares about.
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  That's where the love of running started.
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  Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, OK.
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  Yeah. So you guys and.
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  Then I hated it for 10 years and didn't do it and started it back
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  up. The wife made you start back up
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  or? No.
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  Being a dad. Yeah, Being a dad.
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  You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror every once in a
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  while. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  You become a dad and you're like, whoa.
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  The beer belly. Yeah, yeah.
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  Dad bod's real. The dad bod's real, I mean, but
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  they're, hey, they're like, they're in style.
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  I gained like 30. 5. Pounds.
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  When my wife got pregnant and then the whole first year after.
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  Yeah, my daughter's life. I I mean you were help you were
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  there with her and spirit and physical.
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  All the weight I kept gaining weight.
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  I was like this is not good. But that's why you you ran the
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  half mile. Yep, that's why you ran the half
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  mile. Had to give these guys a break
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  so. Yeah, yeah.
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  Start to keep up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, You had a
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  Someone has to be the water boy. I'm.
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  A hybrid athlete join join the wives on the on the walk so.
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  Yeah. So you guys are in high school
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  in a coffee shop working together and then you decide,
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  let's open a coffee shop in high school.
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  No, no, I don't know. We, there was four of us that
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  were like kind of working at this coffee shop.
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  And that's kind of where we fell in love with it.
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  And then I went off to Barber school after like my first
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  semester of college. And that's where I'm at.
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  Andrew and then after Barber school few years later, opened
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  up a shop. Yeah.
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  And. That's Fox and Ash.
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  That's Fox and Ash. OK.
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  And Nick opened up the roastery, which is Pennant, and Andrew and
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  our good friend James joined, and we operated that Barber shop
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  up in McPherson for a few years. And then, yeah, it kind of
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  landed back in Wichita around 2018 and we opened up the
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  Wichita shop and then decided, hey, let's open up a cocktail
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  bar and shaking your head, like open up a coffee shop.
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  And that's when we kind of took all of our businesses and put
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  them together. But yeah, it's been extremely
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  difficult, but it's really fun and it's it's all the things.
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  All the things, Yeah, it's all the things.
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  I think any any business owner would tell you that that.
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  Yeah. Yeah, that's.
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  The craziest drug you'll take? The highs are high and the lows
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  are very low, but yeah. I mean, some of the best you
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  guys, you said that everything kind of happened by accident,
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  but I feel like some of the best things happened by accident.
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  That's true. Yeah, absolutely.
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  You know, I met Caleb through our friend James and then
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  through Barber college, after Barbara college, we kind of all
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  went our separate ways for a little while and then kept in
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  contact. And when I moved up there, I met
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  Nick through Caleb and the rest of those people up there.
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  And Nick's actually the one that, like, really introduced me
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  to coffee. You you didn't like coffee
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  before? I liked it, but I didn't know
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  what was out there. And I guess like seeing his
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  passion through coffee just made me more excited for him.
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  And when he opened the roastery, I think I was, like, bugging
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  him, like, every time we hung out, like, hey, need help, You
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  know, I just want to see your dream come true.
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  Oh, I love people like that. He loves you.
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  Yeah, this is my poor husband, my left brain so.
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  We share a brain, yeah. The left brain is a creative
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  one, or the that's the. Logistical 1.
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  I don't know. I don't remember.
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  I don't remember either. Might be better if we're like
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  front and back you. Know.
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  Yeah, yeah, with the butt. We like to think of ourselves as
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  more of a Green Goblin and Spider Man.
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  Yeah, A. Little abusive, but we need each
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  other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Site No Green Goblin spider man who comes to mind or what comes
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  to mind in your head when you picture them too?
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  For me. An exploding building.
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  Well, no, because I was going to say yeah, for me, it's Tobey
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  Maguire and William Dafoe. Yeah, absolutely.
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  That's who comes to mind. That's the only ones I got.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That scene where he's in that
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  room like talking to himself in the mirror, like oh man, chills
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  chills every time I see that scene.
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  Like William Dafoe in that movie.
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  Yeah, like for like you feel his like craziness.
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  Like every time I see movies like that, like when they're
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  like looking at themselves in mirrors like that, it gets so
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  scared that I'm like, I'm not looking at myself in the mirror
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  for a minute. It's.
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  Like when you've been drinking and you go to the bathroom and
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  you look at yourself in the mirror.
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  I go. Something crazy right now
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  that's. Exactly it.
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  I can jump off a building. I can do it.
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  Don't do it. You're right.
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  Is there anything that William Dafoe is in that you don't like?
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  Because I can't think of anything off the top.
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  I want to see the lighthouse. I haven't seen it yet with.
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  Him I don't think I've and. Robert Patterson.
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  I heard there's a really crazy scene in it which only piqued my
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  interest more, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Got to see it. This is going to show my
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  weakness in movies but I think Green Goblin is like the only
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  thing I can think of. Willem Dafon.
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  I'm sure there's more, but like for whatever reason that's the
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  northern one. Wait, so are you guys DC or
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  Marvel then? Marvel's kind of exhausting me.
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  Yeah, 'cause like just the overplaying of trying to be
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  funny. Just like you made end game, you
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  should be done. Yeah.
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  Yeah, well, the Spider Man movie with all three.
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  Spider Man was dope. Yeah, After that, I've not
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  really cared too much. Loki was sick, but I like old
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  marble, you know, I had to. I turned around in the theaters
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  on End Game and looked at some 10 year olds and was like, you
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  better not ruin this for me. And yeah, it was awesome.
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  Yeah. Gasped in the theater.
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  It was awesome. Yeah.
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  After that it's like, I don't care.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tough to be Christopher
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  Nolan's Batman. Yeah.
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  I mean like. I'm mad that we didn't get
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  Joseph Gordon Levitt as Robin. Like we needed.
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  That. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I definitely miss Heath Ledger though.
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  Yeah, like. RIP.
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  For yeah, I have. I have like all of the Jokers
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  from I think it's like the 1975 Joker all the way to Heath.
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  No, I do have Jared Leto too. And it's like all the Jokers as
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  a painting and it's next to my office.
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  Like I just for me, it's Batman. Like I love Batman.
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  Every time I see the scene when I know that his parents are
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  gonna get killed, like that's I cry.
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  I cry all the time. I already know what the fuck is
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  gonna happen, but I still cry like it's for me, it's something
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  about Batman. And then like the Joker, and
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  he's just like he oh, for me, I didn't like Jared Leto.
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  I don't know about you guys. If you liked Jared Leto as
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  Batman, I didn't fuck with him very much like I he was very
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  gangstery. As Joker.
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  Yeah, yeah. I don't remember watching it to
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  be honest. Yeah, I haven't seen that.
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  Was he in Suicide Squad? Or Suicide Squad.
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  Yeah, I. Fell asleep watching that.
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  Yeah, Suicide Squad was not as good, Yeah.
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  I think the bar was just set too high with him, I think.
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  Yeah, Like he was set up for failure from the beginning.
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  Yeah. What about walking Phoenix I
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  like? Joaquin Phoenix, I don't watch.
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  It I liked the first, I like the second one I heard flopped but
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  it was decent. Yeah, yeah.
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  So back to coffee and roasting as well.
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  We did this a lot on the pod. OK this.
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  Sounds like our Wednesday meetings.
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  Yeah, this is a Wednesday meeting, no?
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  But we let it go. This is what would happen, yeah.
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  Nice, good, cuz that's, that's what we, that's what we like to
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  do in our pod. Like we want this to feel like a
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  conversation. We want this to feel like all of
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  the shit that, you know, I shouldn't really be saying.
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  We should say it all, Mike, and it should be recorded for
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  everyone to listen to. For evidence.
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  Yes, for the FBI, that's right. So you're super passionate about
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  coffee and roasting coffee. Why?
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  I don't know. I mean, so the when Caleb and I
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  were working at that what? Nothing.
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  When Caleb and I were working at that coffee shop, we had a
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  friend that worked there as well and they kind of, they left at
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  the same time we started and they moved to Seattle and they
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  came back like 6 months later after having learned like all
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  these crazy stuff about coffee. Like, we didn't know anything
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  about, like, brewing coffees by hand or what coffee was even
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  capable of. Like at that point.
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  It was just this, like, dark, bitter drink that yeah, yeah,
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  wakes you up and you put enough sugar in it and it's good
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  enough. Yeah, I mean, because you're in
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  high school too. Yeah, yeah.
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  And then I remember he put on just like this little class for
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  us where he brought out like a Chemex and a mocha pot and a
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  French press and, you know, all these things we've never
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  experienced and made us coffee. And, like, my mind was just
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  blown. I was like, I have to, I have to
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  know more, like I have to figure out how to do this for myself.
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  Yeah. And so that's kind of just what
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  started. And it was just, it's never
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  ended. Yeah.
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  So. That's so like in high school,
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  you start to get the beans or it's still later on in life.
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  As far as like roasting? Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, it was later on in life that I started roasting like
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  professionally, but. We would be like, I remember
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  some popcorn. Yeah, maker coffee, but.
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  What in library? What is this?
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  Well, it started off. It started off we were, we were
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  ordering coffee from everywhere, like all of these like roasters
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  in the United States that were doing what we would consider
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  super exciting things. Yeah, Yeah.
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  And like my mind just immediately always goes to like,
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  how can I do that? Like I want to do that.
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  And so I figured out how to roast coffee at home.
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  There's like a couple suppliers you could find online that would
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  sell you like a pound or two of green coffee, and I would
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  literally be in the kitchen. You know what a whirly pop is?
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  So it's like a it's a stove top popcorn poppers, a picture like
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  a silver pot with a lid and then the hand crank that like that
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  has like a little stirring device in the pot.
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  And so I would put the green coffee in there, turn the burner
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  on and literally just like stir it around until it turned brown,
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  smoked out the entire house. This coffee is like extremely
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  smoky. Were you, were you living with
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  your family? Yeah, usually your parents
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  hated. You.
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  No, they loved it. Oh, OK.
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  No, I'm like, I'm so fortunate to have like, the supportive
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  parents that I do. But like, yeah, freaking yeah.
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  Shut up, Pam. But now I would smoke out the
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  whole kitchen, and then I would share all this coffee with my
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  friends. And you know, it probably tasted
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  like trash, but they were all really nice about it too.
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  I remember that really gross whiskey coffee you did, Yeah.
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  We were trying to get real weird with coffee, and so I took some
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  of the green I had and I soaked it in whiskey.
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  I got just like this cheap. I think it was like Old Charter,
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  like whiskey. And I put it in a freaking like,
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  I don't know, like a Tupperware. And with whiskey, I think I let
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  it sit for like a day and then I dried it out and then roasted
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  it. And I think Caleb might have
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  been the only person to try it. Raid it on a scale of 1 to 5 or
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  on a scale of this is what throw up is in my mouth it to this is
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  it was. Better than that, it was better
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  than that non alcoholic tequila you're talking about.
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  OK. Didn't make you want to throw.
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  Up. I think it's hard to put that
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  coffee on a scale because like on a scale of one to five, it's
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  like a, it's like a red. It's like a red, yeah.
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  It's like. It was also so long ago, yeah,
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  like so many more cups of coffee have been drinks and stuff.
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  So are you guys like black coffee drinkers or do you like
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  to have your coffee Or do you like to have coffee more with
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  your cream? I'm a black coffee drinker.
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  You're a black coffee drinker. But I appreciate a good, like,
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  like a latte cappuccino as well. But like, my coffee every
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  morning is just a black coffee, Yeah.
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  Yeah. Damn.
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  I get the tonics. The Tonics.
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  Espresso tonics like almost like you take like Topo Chico over
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  tonic water and do a shot of espresso over it.
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  So it's kind of like a soda coffee.
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  Oh. Bubbly.
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  Coffee. Damn, you're you guys are fancy
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  and sophisticated, but you're not.
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  You know what I mean? I.
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  Think what you're looking for is fakers.
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  I know for me, like I used to get a lot of lattes every day.
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  And I think lattes are like Ipas, like I can only have so
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  much milk. I can only have, you know, 11
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  latte. And I'm like, I'm done.
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  Yeah, like one IPA. I'm like, I'm full now.
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  But cutting hair, you know, we'd run, get coffee in the morning
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  or in between haircuts. You set it down, it gets cold.
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  Like, well, my hot coffee is now cold and I don't want to drink
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  it anymore. So the easiest thing was just to
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  get black coffee and then. Eventually I just like Yep I
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  hate life so I just drink black coffee.
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  Yeah, that's. I feel like the people who drink
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  black coffee are both real grown-ups.
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  And so that means they hate life.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very angry all the time.
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  Yeah, yeah. Appreciate everybody looking at
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  me while they say that. Yeah.
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  Well, I mean, you don't even drink.
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  So like you're like really raw dog in life.
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  That's. What I say?
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  Everyday like. I look in the mirror, this raw
• 20:27
  dog, this day. Yeah.
• 20:30
  And I'm like, hell no, I can't do that.
• 20:35
  I was going to say that what you were describing, how you used to
• 20:38
  do this, how you used to roast the coffee, it reminds me so
• 20:42
  like I watched the movie Scream and then like that one scene
• 20:47
  where she's like making the popcorn on the stove.
• 20:49
  Stove top popcorn. Yeah, yeah.
• 20:51
  And then like, I don't know, I just always wanted to try that.
• 20:53
  So like, I remember being like, I mean, I was younger, so I
• 20:57
  don't know, like middle school. And like, I just like, opened
• 21:00
  the bag of popcorn and I'm like, I'm going to do that too.
• 21:03
  And I'm like, open the bag of popcorn.
• 21:05
  And then I would just put it on the stove top and put the
• 21:07
  aluminum foil over it because I just wanted it like roasted it
• 21:10
  that way versus putting it in the microwave.
• 21:12
  Did it work? Yeah, it does, yeah.
• 21:15
  I've never opened a packet, yeah.
• 21:17
  Yeah. Popped yeah you can do that like
• 21:19
  I would do that randomly that's crazy yeah just cuz that's crazy
• 21:23
  you're. Wild for that.
• 21:24
  I'm so wild we. Went through a phase of just
• 21:26
  buying the popcorn kernels and just like coconut oil.
• 21:30
  Yeah. Oh, with coconut oil?
• 21:33
  Yeah, yeah, I could do. That I did.
• 21:35
  Pull up a picture of the whirly pop thing, this pot with the
• 21:40
  handle. Take a look.
• 21:41
  I wish we had a thing that I could, but I haven't.
• 21:45
  Yeah, I know. Haven't gotten that far to do it
• 21:48
  yet 'cause we kind. Of bank with people's.
• 21:50
  We used to, we used to have like our old space, we had a big ass
• 21:55
  TV and so we'd always be popping shit up.
• 21:57
  We'd be like, hey, we'd like find people on their old
• 22:00
  Facebook stuff or like their Myspace pics.
• 22:02
  And we were like, hey, do you remember when you did that?
• 22:05
  Our staff has been doing that to us lately.
• 22:07
  Oh yeah. Yeah, they're all like in their
• 22:09
  early 20s and just been roped roasting us so.
• 22:13
  What's the newest thing they roasted you for?
• 22:16
  Senior Photos. Senior photos, what you guys do?
• 22:20
  Not just looking at us like at our senior year, like what we
• 22:23
  looked like when we were 1819, you know.
• 22:25
  Just yeah. Just a just a millennial, you
• 22:28
  know? Yeah, not hard asses with the
• 22:30
  tattoos. No, I got my first one when I
• 22:33
  was 16. So you did?
• 22:34
  Yeah, I. Was already hard ass.
• 22:35
  Damn, for real though, where'd you get it?
• 22:38
  On my back, How big? It's like, I don't know.
• 22:41
  Oh shit. The size of the 16 year old
• 22:44
  back. Yeah.
• 22:47
  Was it like somebody doing out of their home that was a shop?
• 22:51
  Oh shit. Yeah, my mom signed the waiver.
• 22:54
  I was about to say. But looking back, you know any
• 23:00
  shop that's tattooing 16 year olds, it's like it's not a.
• 23:03
  Super Bowl Shop. So.
• 23:04
  It's probably like my least favorite tattoo just cuz it's
• 23:09
  it's like shit now. But yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:12
  What is it? A tramp stamp.
• 23:13
  I would, that would be cool. It's actually a memorial tattoo.
• 23:17
  Oh, OK. Oh yeah.
• 23:19
  Nice. Yeah.
• 23:20
  Super depressing. I didn't get my first one until
• 23:23
  I was 18, but I had like, literally just moved out of my
• 23:27
  house. And like, I remember I was
• 23:28
  trying to get a tattoo even before that.
• 23:30
  And like my parents are very conservative, like Mexican
• 23:33
  conservative type, not like the other type.
• 23:39
  And so they were like my dad was like, no, you're never going to
• 23:43
  get a tattoo. You're not going to do any of
• 23:45
  that. And literally that first week
• 23:47
  that I moved out, like that's when I went to go get it.
• 23:49
  And he like did not talk to me for almost 6 months.
• 23:53
  I'd be like going to see him in Dodge and he would like not talk
• 23:56
  to me. And I'd be like, hey dad.
• 23:57
  And he'd be like, but he talks to me now.
• 24:01
  That's good. And you've got more tattoos I
• 24:05
  assume? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:06
  And like, I got one in February and he like looked at my leg the
• 24:11
  other day and he was like, what the fuck?
• 24:12
  When'd you get that? And I'm like, in February I told
• 24:15
  you, I texted you that I was getting one and you said, why
• 24:18
  are you doing that? And I said, because he was like,
• 24:21
  I didn't think you're going to do it.
• 24:23
  Well, I did. My mom was like the first time I
• 24:26
  got one on my arm, which is my second tattoo.
• 24:29
  She was like, why, Why your arm? And I was like, well, I'm
• 24:33
  self-employed. I'm going to be self-employed my
• 24:34
  whole life, Mom, I don't care. And yeah, just kind of happened.
• 24:40
  Wait, so you guys have never had another job like or didn't have
• 24:44
  like the most random terrible job before you guys opened up
• 24:47
  your own stuff? So I worked at Schofield Body
• 24:51
  Shop, OK, like straight out of high school for like 9 months,
• 24:54
  then got laid off. Then I worked at a car wash
• 24:59
  Green Lantern. Oh yeah.
• 25:01
  So I got a job there the very next day.
• 25:02
  I had a buddy that worked there. I think I worked there three
• 25:04
  months and it was during the spring.
• 25:06
  And they're like, I'm sorry you got to go home.
• 25:08
  It's raining. And I just wasn't getting paid.
• 25:10
  So I quit there and went to Menards.
• 25:14
  And I worked at Menards for a. Year.
• 25:17
  I was like Barber college about to graduate Barber college when
• 25:20
  I got fired from Menards. I was a terrible employee.
• 25:25
  Have you ever seen employee of the month where they go like,
• 25:27
  hide up in the rafters? Yeah, I did that.
• 25:30
  I was like hiding. Behind stuff and sleeping.
• 25:34
  But where I was there at like 4:30 in the morning, 5 to 10 or
• 25:38
  to 9 and then I would go to Barbara College from 5:50, so.
• 25:41
  Shit. Yeah, I was there six days a
• 25:43
  week. I only had one day off and I was
• 25:44
  just tired all the time. Yeah, but yeah, they fired me in
• 25:49
  like half the store because of a winter storm.
• 25:52
  Everyone left and then or didn't come in.
• 25:55
  And then I guess corporate like fired the GM for firing
• 25:59
  everybody, so. Everyone was just getting fired.
• 26:02
  Yeah, it was wild. And then I worked at a diner.
• 26:03
  My brother-in-law got me a job. I worked there Sundays and
• 26:07
  Mondays. That sucked.
• 26:10
  I spilled some drinks on some people, forgot about people.
• 26:15
  I was a terrible server. But it's fun.
• 26:20
  And then it was a Sunday morning.
• 26:22
  I was already in a shop cutting hair.
• 26:24
  It was just kind of like cashed a guarantee.
• 26:27
  I had booth rent to pay when I was starting out and I woke up
• 26:31
  on a Sunday and I was like, yeah, I'm not going in today.
• 26:34
  So I messaged my boss on Facebook and I was like.
• 26:39
  Wait, did you have his number though?
• 26:41
  No. OK, I had him on Facebook.
• 26:42
  Yeah, OK, OK. And I was like, hey Carlos, I
• 26:44
  appreciate the opportunity, but I'm done.
• 26:47
  And my brother-in-law was pissed.
• 26:50
  All right, bet he. Was just dating my sister at the
• 26:52
  time too so it wasn't that serious but now?
• 26:56
  They're married. Yeah, yeah, basically.
• 27:03
  But he's pissed. And then I guess three days
• 27:05
  later, like his investor came in and they got in an argument and
• 27:08
  then the investor, like, stood on table and was like, everyone,
• 27:11
  we appreciate you coming and giving U.S. business, but when
• 27:13
  you're done eating, we ask you leave.
• 27:14
  We're permanently closed. Damn.
• 27:16
  He just, like, pulled everything and, like, shut down the
• 27:19
  restaurant. So I would have lost my job.
• 27:20
  Yeah, in three days anyway. So I could have worked two extra
• 27:24
  shifts and maybe pulled unemployment, you know, done it
• 27:27
  the smart way, but. True.
• 27:28
  Yeah, I guess that. But you didn't.
• 27:30
  You didn't know. You didn't know what was gonna
• 27:32
  happen. But also like, that sounds Tele
• 27:33
  traumatic. No, it was.
• 27:35
  Funny. My brother, how old?
• 27:39
  Were you, I was 2019, something like that.
• 27:42
  Yeah. Just a terrible person, you
• 27:44
  know. But yeah, that was, that was
• 27:47
  really my only then I, yeah, just cut hair, went into cutting
• 27:50
  hair and learned real quick I have to, you know, be in charge
• 27:56
  of my shit otherwise that, you know, I'm not going to get busy
• 27:59
  and I grow up essentially, you know, and yeah, understand that
• 28:04
  your boss just sometimes wants you.
• 28:06
  To do the job that you're there. For And when you're
• 28:08
  self-employed, you are the boss and you kind of have to show up
• 28:11
  for yourself so. Yeah, and now your hell is
• 28:13
  showing up for yourself. And so then, when did Fox?
• 28:16
  He never misses work. Yeah, I.
• 28:17
  Never. I remember one day he came in to
• 28:20
  the Barber shop and he had gotten bit in the neck by a
• 28:24
  spider that. Wasn't that part?
• 28:26
  That wasn't that day, it was when the lawnmower stick is the
• 28:30
  lawnmower. So he got I had a really rough
• 28:33
  year eyeball. Yeah.
• 28:34
  Stick. Wait, wait.
• 28:35
  Sorry, what? I had a really rough year where
• 28:38
  I had multiple injuries, just freak accidents and.
• 28:43
  Like 1000 ways to die. Yeah, pretty much.
• 28:45
  I was mowing my yard. Wear safety glasses when you
• 28:47
  mow. I was.
• 28:48
  I need a freaking paintball mask.
• 28:52
  I was well in my yard and it like something shot up from
• 28:56
  underneath my glasses and it hit my eye and I ended up lacerating
• 28:58
  my eye from like white across the color and people all the way
• 29:03
  to white so it was like across my whole eye.
• 29:05
  Damn. And your eyes look good though.
• 29:06
  Well, completely healed. This is a miracle and I lost no
• 29:10
  vision but it hurt just to like, I mean obviously it hurt, it's
• 29:15
  terrible but I went into work the next day and my eye's all
• 29:19
  fucking swollen and it's like leaking everywhere.
• 29:21
  Oh my. God, and Kayla's like, go home,
• 29:24
  what are you doing? And I called an eye doctor and
• 29:29
  then our office and they're like, we can't see you for three
• 29:32
  weeks and. I was like what the fuck my.
• 29:33
  Eye's messed up. And then I got ahold of the lady
• 29:36
  and she's, it was like at the grocery store and she's like,
• 29:40
  meet me there right now. And so she got me in.
• 29:42
  And then my wife's like, I bet you just got something in there,
• 29:46
  but it just hurts. And then they put like a dye in
• 29:47
  there and you can see the laceration across and she's
• 29:52
  like, how are you not in pain right now?
• 29:54
  I was like I am. And I've been trying to tell
• 29:57
  you. She's like, this is the worst
• 29:59
  laceration I've seen without someone going permanently blind.
• 30:02
  Yeah, and. They.
• 30:05
  Put like a clear contact lens. I was like a bandage over it
• 30:08
  and. Then that's how crazy.
• 30:10
  Two days later I got taken out and then for like 3 years I had
• 30:14
  to put a like a Vaseline substance in there while I sleep
• 30:18
  and then special like eye drops, which if you use too much of it,
• 30:22
  your eyes will stop producing the natural like oils.
• 30:25
  So I had to like wean myself off of it and it was just like I had
• 30:29
  to wear like face masks when I sleep and I couldn't have fans.
• 30:32
  Yeah, it sucked. It was awful so.
• 30:34
  How did you mean you put Vaseline?
• 30:36
  It was like a, it was like a Vaseline substance, but I don't
• 30:38
  like pull my eyelid up and like tuck it in there and then like
• 30:42
  roll my eyes around and then, but I had to do it like right
• 30:45
  before bed because everything would just get like blurry in
• 30:48
  that eye. Yeah.
• 30:49
  So. Fuck dude.
• 30:51
  Damn, how long ago was that? 201516 something like that,
• 31:00
  yeah, was it? About. 4 after I got married I
• 31:04
  don't know 201626 you were a living in your your big house
• 31:08
  well, I bought my big house in 2016 so it's.
• 31:11
  Big house, Big house. Well, not in the right, not in
• 31:14
  the nice way. It's.
• 31:15
  A big old White House with pillars.
• 31:17
  And our friend James, who's black, called it the Big House.
• 31:20
  And I was and it just kind of stuck.
• 31:22
  And I was like, don't worry, call it that, but here we are.
• 31:28
  So was Fox and Ash there at that time yet or no?
• 31:33
  Like when did Fox and Ash show up?
• 31:35
  2014, yeah, 2014. So yeah, it was already there.
• 31:39
  So you're seeing your clients with this eyeball like that just
• 31:44
  leaking on them. No, I it was like I came in like
• 31:47
  swimming like this and he's like, what are you doing?
• 31:49
  And yeah, it was, he's like, go home.
• 31:52
  But yeah, I never take, I never take days off.
• 31:54
  I just remember the whole side of his face was like swollen.
• 31:57
  Well, that's when I got bit by the spider.
• 31:59
  It looked like I had a softball on my throat.
• 32:01
  They blend together. It was very close to that.
• 32:03
  I got bit by brown recluse on my neck.
• 32:05
  Oh, man. And he's like, does this look
• 32:09
  bad? And I was like, go to the
• 32:10
  doctor. Well.
• 32:12
  You're, I don't think Tiffany was You don't think you guys
• 32:17
  were married yet, were you? Yeah, we were married.
• 32:18
  OK. So his wife worked at Grace Med
• 32:21
  down the street from the Barber shop.
• 32:22
  And I was like, I don't have a doctor here.
• 32:24
  And so I went to Grace Med and his wife gave me a steroid shot
• 32:27
  in my ass cuz my whole body broke out in hives and I had
• 32:31
  like a giant like swelling on my throat.
• 32:35
  You can even see him like any of this right here, just all
• 32:37
  swollen out. I think you took like a day off.
• 32:39
  Dude came back, yeah. That's pretty wild.
• 32:44
  Where do you know where it bit you like as in no, I mean like
• 32:47
  where in like were you at home? Oh, yeah, I was asleep.
• 32:51
  Yeah. It was like 3:00 in the morning,
• 32:52
  and I felt something on my chest, and I'd seen a few
• 32:55
  spiders in the house. So then I was like, oh, fuck.
• 32:57
  And I went to reach for it and it just bit me.
• 33:01
  Yeah. Didn't get Spider Man powers.
• 33:02
  No you didn't. It reminds me of spider man but
• 33:05
  instead like you got the real fucked up.
• 33:07
  Like I'm trying to imagine something but I can't even think
• 33:11
  of the word but just some some real gross snarly shit.
• 33:13
  It's a real villain. Story.
• 33:15
  It's a real villain story. That's why you're an asshole.
• 33:20
  But you were an asshole before that.
• 33:22
  Yeah, Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah.
• 33:26
  Caleb didn't want me to work in McPherson when I first.
• 33:29
  No, Yeah, He's like doing dangerous.
• 33:30
  Too spicy for up here. They weren't ready for him.
• 33:34
  Yeah, yeah, cuz you seem but they.
• 33:37
  Chiller. They grew to like him.
• 33:38
  Yeah. Yeah, one of our friends, it was
• 33:40
  like the first time he ever was in the shop with me.
• 33:43
  He like, pulled James aside. He's like, so that Andrew guy,
• 33:46
  what's up? What's up with him?
• 33:48
  He's kind of an asshole, right? And James, like, no, that's just
• 33:51
  Andrew. He's just his face.
• 33:52
  He just says. He just puts it out there.
• 33:55
  He just says what he feels so. Dude that that's so mean.
• 33:59
  Like fuck. People don't like that blonde
• 34:01
  personality sometimes. Yeah.
• 34:03
  Like even when it happens to me, I'm like oh, fuck.
• 34:06
  And I'm like, oh, they're just like me.
• 34:07
  OK, that's. Why Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:09
  Like I'm kind of, I'm the same. I'm pretty blunt.
• 34:11
  I'm pretty like to the point, like I avoid, like if I can tell
• 34:16
  that you're beating around the Bush, like I will purposely
• 34:19
  ignore it until you fucking say it with your chest.
• 34:22
  Like just say show with your chest.
• 34:24
  You know, I appreciate people who do that.
• 34:26
  But to your point, sometimes when it's done to me, I'm like,
• 34:29
  oh, that's how I sound. Yeah.
• 34:32
  And then I have the RBF on top of it, so it's just like.
• 34:35
  Yeah, yeah, Damn. Sometimes I tell Dusty all the
• 34:40
  time that I can't wear certain things like like jersey shirts
• 34:43
  like that, because then I look lesbian.
• 34:46
  I'm first Gen. So I can confirm my my mom's
• 34:52
  lesbian SO. OK, yeah, do do you get the
• 34:55
  lesbian radar? With Oh yeah, I have gaydar
• 34:57
  hardcore. No, you.
• 34:58
  Though, But yeah, OK, cool. You can like the, the, it's the
• 35:02
  visual, right? Yeah.
• 35:03
  Like sometimes I'll be out with friends and like girlfriends and
• 35:06
  then they'll like, you know, be like girls touchy and stuff.
• 35:09
  And I'm like, don't fucking touch me because people already
• 35:11
  think I'm lesbian. But Speaking of lesbianism, we
• 35:17
  should probably break for drinks because we haven't done a drink
• 35:19
  yet for you guys. Yeah, that sounds good.
• 35:22
  Yeah, sorry, that was not the best segue.
• 35:28
  I I know we still have a little bit more I think, right.
• 35:39
  Thanks for the copy, Emily. I really needed it.
• 35:42
  No problem, we gotta hurry because we're always late.
• 35:45
  Oh no, the lights turning red. No.
• 35:49
  Oh man, there's copy everywhere. Where are the napkins?
• 35:51
  Don't worry about it, we can just go ahead and I'll schedule
• 35:54
  with two U auto. They'll come to where we're at
• 35:56
  and then they'll clean it while we're at the wedding.
• 35:58
  OK, you drive I'll schedule with two U auto.
• 36:00
  What's the website? Go to 2uauto.com.
• 36:04
  Wait, what was it again? The number 2.
• 36:07
  The letter U auto.com. Perfect.
• 36:10
  All right. Ready.
• 36:11
  Steady Eddie. Yes.
• 36:13
  Segment #2MM, hmm, all. Right.
• 36:18
  Here we go in three two. You're going to bring us back
• 36:23
  one. And welcome back, ladies and
• 36:47
  gentlemen. We are sitting down to segment
• 36:50
  #2 with the fellas from Pennant Coffee and Good Company.
• 36:55
  And Fox and Ash. And Fox and Ash.
• 36:57
  Y'all have way too many businesses.
• 37:00
  Y'all need to stop but you guys are hiring for a bartender.
• 37:04
  Would you guys hire me? Yeah.
• 37:06
  Would you or are you just saying that?
• 37:08
  No, no, I don't know. Andrew's like I'm not saying
• 37:12
  shit. Fuck this bitch.
• 37:13
  I don't hire. Anybody.
• 37:15
  She just told you. Barbara's never lie.
• 37:17
  Yeah, OK. Yeah, but he's not saying
• 37:19
  nothing. Don't do the hiring, you know.
• 37:24
  So we made you guys a last word and then we made Nick a kind
• 37:27
  word. Any thoughts?
• 37:30
  You can be crucial. You can be like diabolical and
• 37:33
  and like hurt my feelings. I won't cry on camera.
• 37:37
  Yeah, let her know. How does it taste?
• 37:40
  That's good. I.
• 37:40
  Mean mine's almost gone so. Yes, Nick.
• 37:45
  Drank. It Nick drank it while I was out
• 37:48
  of the room. I took it out to my car and
• 37:50
  drank it. So we had to do something, you
• 37:55
  know, we haven't had a gin drink in a really long time.
• 37:57
  We've only had one gin drink and that was like episode like 3 or
• 38:02
  4. Like we haven't had like gin at
• 38:04
  all. And then on that, on that
• 38:06
  episode, I did a gin shot and it was like 2.
• 38:10
  What is it? Bombardy Bombay.
• 38:13
  Bombay Yeah, yeah, that shit was disgusting.
• 38:16
  Yeah, I have. I.
• 38:18
  Had one bad Bombay night. Oh, really?
• 38:20
  Yeah. How old were you?
• 38:21
  I was. Like 19.
• 38:24
  Shit, so you were always sophisticated.
• 38:26
  I feel like gin is sophisticated.
• 38:28
  I don't know about Bombay. I can drink anything to be
• 38:31
  honest. But yeah, I prefer gin or vodka.
• 38:34
  Yeah, well, I think like when I I saw Jen and I'm like OK,
• 38:38
  everyone's going to do gin and a non alcoholic gin of course too.
• 38:43
  Yeah. Thank you for the
• 38:44
  representation. Of course, of course we do
• 38:46
  mocktails on here. I'm not going to do the
• 38:48
  mocktail, but I'll make the mocktail for you because I care
• 38:51
  about you and your safety, I feel.
• 38:54
  Cared for. But we had to do, you know, a
• 38:59
  Gen. option and like, I was running around yesterday trying
• 39:02
  to find all this shit for you guys.
• 39:03
  So you should all feel very special.
• 39:05
  Thank you, you picked a good one.
• 39:07
  Yeah. And it's from Kansas City.
• 39:10
  It is, yeah. I didn't know shit about that.
• 39:12
  It'd just be like, hey, what's this?
• 39:16
  I'm gonna get it. You should have taken the
• 39:18
  credit. Nobody would have questioned.
• 39:20
  Yeah, I knew that exactly. That's why I did it.
• 39:24
  Yeah, Good job. Thank you.
• 39:28
  But talking about good company, when did that come along?
• 39:31
  That was September 2022. So the barbershop, like, you
• 39:37
  know, went through the pandemic and all that.
• 39:39
  And that was a blast. Eight years, eight years of
• 39:43
  business with Fox and Ash at that point.
• 39:45
  Yeah. And that was just Caleb and I at
• 39:49
  that point. OK, Yeah.
• 39:51
  Yeah. So we're ready to do something
• 39:52
  different. And it started out it was just
• 39:55
  supposed to be kind of like a, like a tap room, like a really,
• 40:00
  really simple space just for our customers to enjoy while they
• 40:04
  wait for their haircut. Oh.
• 40:05
  Shit, nice. And we hired our bar manager,
• 40:07
  Nathan. He's like just an encyclopedia
• 40:11
  when it comes to liquor and just made good company Exactly what
• 40:17
  it is today. And it's far more advanced than
• 40:22
  it ever would have been without him.
• 40:23
  Yeah, insane. I mean, yeah, I mean, like he
• 40:26
  went and like competed for nationwide, right?
• 40:28
  It was nationwide. Yeah, he did a national
• 40:30
  competition and got third, and so he competed against.
• 40:36
  The person I won was from New York.
• 40:38
  The person I got second, I believe was from Chicago.
• 40:40
  Damn. Then Nathan got third from
• 40:41
  Wichita. That's hella cool though.
• 40:43
  Like competing like that, you know?
• 40:45
  Yeah, he beat out a bartender from Lai Believe Austin and
• 40:49
  Miami so. That's fucking cool.
• 40:52
  Yeah, they probably have more people in a couple neighborhoods
• 40:56
  than we do in our entire city. And.
• 41:00
  Yeah, Nathan represented for sure.
• 41:02
  Yeah, yeah, Nathan does make some bomb ass drinks.
• 41:05
  Like that time that we met you guys for the meeting first,
• 41:08
  right? Like Dusty and I walked out.
• 41:10
  We were like, bro, are you drunk?
• 41:11
  Because I'm drunk. Yeah, we, we haven't had dinner
• 41:14
  yet either. So like they, they hit kind of
• 41:17
  they hit. Well, we're pretty.
• 41:18
  Boozy. They can get pretty boozy.
• 41:19
  A good company. Yeah, yeah, like I've known like
• 41:22
  you guys are pretty busy over there, but so pen and coffee
• 41:27
  came into that too somehow or like.
• 41:30
  Like a few months. So we open Good Company in
• 41:32
  September, and then in December we opened up Pennant, OK, and it
• 41:36
  was all in the Revolution Container Park.
• 41:39
  So they were all connected. So you could grab your coffee,
• 41:42
  grab your cocktails, or grab a haircut.
• 41:45
  Get a haircut. Grab a haircut.
• 41:48
  Yeah. Take it to go.
• 41:50
  Take it to go with the the small you're like.
• 41:54
  Pocket Clipper. The Pocket Clipper.
• 41:55
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just you need to sell those.
• 41:59
  Well, you know, I'm a humble guy, so.
• 42:01
  Fair, fair. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:03
  Not everybody gets them. Yeah, yeah, they're hard to come
• 42:06
  by. Comb by all.
• 42:12
  Right. It's been a great show.
• 42:13
  Thanks guys. Let's.
• 42:14
  GoDaddy. I'm a dad.
• 42:17
  Such a bad joke. Just because your pellet can
• 42:20
  doesn't mean your pellet should. I've been waiting to say that
• 42:30
  and does. He told me not to say that, but
• 42:32
  I've been waiting to say it it. Was a slow burn.
• 42:34
  It took me a minute. I was like Pellet.
• 42:37
  Pellet pellet can you should be pellet should you know.
• 42:40
  Doesn't mean your pellet should. I am.
• 42:43
  Yeah, shout out to quick shout out to Revolution, though.
• 42:47
  It's one of the spots that I like going to when the time
• 42:52
  arises. I am.
• 42:54
  You're DJing over there sometimes.
• 42:56
  Yeah, my my cousin owns the Dummy Apparel right next door to
• 43:00
  you guys. To Danny.
• 43:02
  I didn't. I didn't know that.
• 43:03
  And yeah, he throws the little bazaars in the courtyard there
• 43:07
  and I get to come TJ. So next time we do that, I'll
• 43:11
  pop in and say what's up. So talking about popping in, So
• 43:20
  what? Like I want to hear like I'm not
• 43:24
  ready for these. I want to hear about like,
• 43:28
  what's something that you guys hate about each other when you
• 43:30
  work together? Andrew's match, so just on
• 43:36
  Friday, just yesterday. What'd you do?
• 43:40
  We we're getting the same answers, just doing math
• 43:43
  differently. And he's doing it exponentially
• 43:47
  harder. But it makes sense in my brain.
• 43:48
  Yeah. And he's explaining.
• 43:50
  Me. Are you autistic?
• 43:51
  Yes, undiagnosed, I know I am. Yeah, yeah, cuz you're friends
• 43:55
  with Joe. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:56
  That's why. That makes sense.
• 43:58
  You checked my boxes for me. I was like.
• 44:00
  We're Yep. The same He recently got
• 44:02
  diagnosed, Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:04
  Yeah, he's pretty high up there too.
• 44:05
  Yeah, he got a whole cake and everything.
• 44:07
  Yeah, I have the. Yeah, it was.
• 44:10
  Kind of cool. Yeah, I about crashed out in the
• 44:16
  kitchen yesterday, spilled hot syrup all over myself, spilled
• 44:20
  water all over the ground, which is not good.
• 44:22
  Yeah, and then we had syrup, had dried syrup all in my crotch.
• 44:29
  It was awesome. We decided to go to Costco
• 44:32
  afterwards and have a business meeting in the in the cafeteria
• 44:36
  and get $1.50 hot dog. Oh, nice, nice.
• 44:39
  That brought him back. Yeah.
• 44:41
  You were able to come back from the spiral?
• 44:44
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you doing with the
• 44:45
  math? It was how much sugar, water
• 44:50
  ratios and he's like, I don't, I probably shouldn't explain it
• 44:53
  cuz he'll get pissed. He was explaining Oz and I'm
• 44:57
  like, it's fucking grams and there's a recipe and it was
• 45:00
  right in front of him. Well, and all he had to do was
• 45:03
  read it. Well, OK, so I was like, it's a
• 45:04
  quadruple. He's like, no, I'm like your
• 45:06
  fucking numbers are quadruple to what the recipe book says.
• 45:09
  And yeah, it was just. You're a fractions guy.
• 45:12
  No. No, OK, you're a fractions guy.
• 45:14
  I'm a 6th grade math guy. I quit paying attention in
• 45:20
  school in like 7th grade. Fair.
• 45:22
  I graduated. I graduated high school barely.
• 45:26
  Barely. Yeah, just yeah, just school is
• 45:30
  not for me. I was a.
• 45:32
  Deviant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:36
  I was pretty good at school though, so I can't relate.
• 45:38
  Sorry. I don't get geometry.
• 45:40
  I'm not. That's the only math I didn't
• 45:41
  like. Yeah, I can do.
• 45:43
  I can do letters in math. I can't do shapes in math.
• 45:45
  Like it really fucks me. Especially proofs.
• 45:48
  Yeah, So what do we hate about Nick?
• 45:52
  He shows up late every Friday to the meeting.
• 45:55
  I love, I love how that was like.
• 45:56
  You're ready. Yeah, I have.
• 45:58
  Yep. Man shows up.
• 46:04
  We've been working hard in the kitchen and he comes in.
• 46:09
  To be fair, he lives an hour away, lives in a. 1000.
• 46:12
  Years, no excuses, no days off, goes in the apps with all the
• 46:20
  all the staff, makes them feel welcomed and appreciated and
• 46:24
  then. Doesn't make you feel welcome or
• 46:27
  appreciated. Comes back with a little
• 46:28
  cappuccino. I like to imagine him like
• 46:31
  barely hovering off the ground with his cappuccino.
• 46:34
  Yeah, he's like. He's like, you're like the old
• 46:36
  guy feels. Yeah, you're like the little old
• 46:38
  guy. Yeah, he's like, so you guys
• 46:40
  want to get Chipotle for lunch? What are you guys doing after
• 46:44
  this? The.
• 46:47
  Answer is yes. The answer is yes.
• 46:51
  I don't know if I can do that. I don't have time I.
• 46:53
  Can't trust them. I know you can't, that's why
• 46:56
  your hairline is receding. I'm sorry.
• 46:58
  God damn. Can I get some kind of sound
• 47:04
  effect for that? Thank you.
• 47:09
  Shit, sorry Dusty, what do you hate about working with me?
• 47:16
  That's me. That.
• 47:17
  Right there. That's what you hear about
• 47:22
  working with me. Comes.
• 47:26
  OK. I will say though, when when
• 47:29
  we're in the back rolling burritos together, we're flying.
• 47:32
  Yeah, that's when the Ojs come out.
• 47:34
  That's when the Ojs come out. Yeah, that's when the shared
• 47:36
  brain comes out too. Yeah, yeah.
• 47:39
  OK. You guys have to share one OJ.
• 47:41
  Yeah cuz for anyone that's not didn't know OJ normally is
• 47:47
  orange orange juice. Yes, but here it's not OJ, it's.
• 47:50
  OJ Simpson. No.
• 47:57
  No, it's the owner's joke. It's just jokes that we share
• 48:02
  amongst each other. I don't know what an owner's
• 48:03
  It's just like things when they arise, they will say dumb
• 48:06
  things. You, you both are like, can you
• 48:09
  think a certain way you know or? Yeah, yeah, you got to share one
• 48:12
  I. Just I can't have they think of
• 48:14
  anything on the top of my head. They just, they always come up
• 48:16
  circumstantially. Like there's never like a long
• 48:18
  standing owner's joke. It's like it'd be like a, that's
• 48:22
  what she said. Yeah, it's just trying.
• 48:24
  To keep it professional. But we're like, you know,
• 48:27
  children at heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:30
  It's things we shouldn't say. So we just look at each other
• 48:32
  and we're like OJ. OK, So what do we hate about
• 48:38
  Caleb? Everything.
• 48:42
  Because he's so nice. Roped me into all of this.
• 48:46
  Getting your fucking business and like never having any money
• 48:49
  ever again in your life. That's very accurate.
• 48:59
  He has qualities. Like how they're.
• 49:00
  Struggling. That's sweet.
• 49:02
  He's got qualities. It's it's genuine.
• 49:05
  It's it's, it's a nice hearted, like he's not coming from a bad
• 49:08
  space. But I feel like he gets this
• 49:10
  from his dad where he's like, oh, yeah, so you're doing this
• 49:14
  thing a certain way. Let me show you a different way
• 49:16
  to do it. And I'm like, my way is like
• 49:17
  working for me. And then I let him.
• 49:20
  I let him learn. The thing is, is the container,
• 49:24
  he pointed at a container. He said use that one.
• 49:25
  I picked that container up. It was too small.
• 49:28
  So the math was right. The container was too small.
• 49:29
  He should have used a bigger one.
• 49:32
  That's what it was. But he pointed at the small
• 49:34
  container. So you ever tried to pour liquid
• 49:36
  into a plastic bag? No, no, actually, hold on.
• 49:39
  I'm from Mexico so sometimes like you cannot get an AUA
• 49:43
  Fresca in a plastic bag and it's pretty cool.
• 49:46
  But have you poured it in there? No, I've not poured it in there.
• 49:50
  I've not been the one that pours it in.
• 49:51
  Well, it's. Like molten hot and it's
• 49:53
  extremely hot and if you don't have the right container, yeah,
• 49:58
  I hate being sticky too. So like it just instantly pissed
• 50:02
  me off as soon as I started. Getting.
• 50:04
  Stinky. Yeah.
• 50:04
  Yeah. You're a texture guy.
• 50:07
  Yeah, fair. I got that.
• 50:09
  Yeah, yeah, I'm a smells like for me, certain smells like.
• 50:13
  As soon as I smell something, I'm like no, yeah, is.
• 50:17
  There certain bad smells that you're like, you shouldn't like
• 50:19
  the smell, but you're like that kind of smells good like
• 50:22
  gasoline. Yeah, OK.
• 50:23
  This is I'm going to say this. Are you sure I'm?
• 50:28
  Going to say this. You have to now.
• 50:30
  Yeah, OK. Sometimes.
• 50:34
  Your own. Farts.
• 50:35
  No, I think. I think everybody likes their
• 50:39
  own farts, everybody likes their output.
• 50:42
  Everybody's got a brand. Everybody's got a brand and we
• 50:45
  just got to own our brand. OK, No, I think I'm going to say
• 50:48
  more of a PG131. Towels like it.
• 50:52
  Like the smell of towels. Like a like fresh out the dryer.
• 50:55
  No. Like 3.
• 50:57
  Day old. Yeah, like.
• 50:59
  Sour towels. Yeah, you've used it a few times
• 51:03
  and it's been hanging there. Yeah, yeah.
• 51:08
  I'm gonna judge you on that one. I see, that's why I said the
• 51:12
  PG131. Y'all didn't want to know the
• 51:14
  rated R1? We do want to know that, yeah.
• 51:18
  Yeah, yeah, maybe off air, sure. You know, some things still got
• 51:21
  to stay private, yeah. Yeah.
• 51:26
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 51:28
  So wait, you never said what you hate about working with me.
• 51:34
  Sounded like he just thinks about beating you up all the
• 51:36
  time. You're a bit abusive man.
• 51:40
  That's that's excessive as fuck. Damn, he treats me like a little
• 51:43
  sister so that makes sense. Dusty has literally fucking
• 51:47
  farted on me like we'll be hanging out it.
• 51:50
  Wasn't on it was on Emily. I like it on.
• 51:53
  You. We're talking about we're
• 51:56
  talking about Christmas, right? The Christmas pic.
• 51:58
  Oh, wait, yeah, that time. You did you fucking farted on me
• 52:01
  it. Was funny.
• 52:03
  No, it was not. No, it was not.
• 52:05
  Posing. We just got in posing for a
• 52:07
  picture they took and then I let one RIP and.
• 52:12
  She's. Like, but he does that shit all
• 52:14
  the time. Like sometimes he'll send me a
• 52:16
  Snapchat and it's fucking him farting and I'm like Dusty, I
• 52:20
  don't need this. It was funny because they were
• 52:23
  super loud and my dog was playing like right by my butt so
• 52:26
  I was farting with my. Dog, I will say, like being a
• 52:29
  dad, it's pretty fun to fart in front of my kid.
• 52:33
  Yeah, she's just like, she thinks it's hilarious.
• 52:36
  But I get the protein farts and they're just like, yeah.
• 52:40
  Dada. Dada.
• 52:42
  That smells gross. Well.
• 52:48
  My son's at the age where he's doing like full grown man farts.
• 52:52
  He's like. How is that coming out?
• 52:54
  He like woke me up. I think I heard one last time I
• 52:58
  was at your house. Yeah, they're deep.
• 53:02
  Yeah, basic. Oh my.
• 53:05
  God, the funny ones are when your pets farts.
• 53:08
  You know, Oh no, I do not like those.
• 53:10
  They like, look back at their fuse.
• 53:12
  Yeah, they're just. Like did I do that?
• 53:14
  I'm like, yeah, you did get get off me.
• 53:16
  My thanks. My dog's not a farter, she's a
• 53:18
  Burper. What?
• 53:20
  Yeah, she burps. Oh what?
• 53:21
  That's crazy. Yeah, she chugs a lot of water
• 53:23
  and then she goes. What type of dog do you have?
• 53:26
  She's a golden doodle. OK.
• 53:27
  Oh, those are pretty. Yeah.
• 53:29
  And she? She's wild.
• 53:31
  She's not a lady. No, not at all.
• 53:33
  No, no. We got her and then found out
• 53:36
  ten days later that my wife was pregnant.
• 53:38
  So I was like, oh, I get 22 puppies now.
• 53:41
  Yeah, literally, I bet you. Love more?
• 53:45
  Well, I had the conversation with my dog.
• 53:49
  When? My daughter was born like, hey,
• 53:52
  you ever hurt this child, you will no longer exist.
• 53:56
  So she's. She's great.
• 53:59
  So you love your baby more? Yeah, that's sweet.
• 54:02
  Because I have guy friends who will be like, I love my dog more
• 54:04
  so, but they just don't say that around their wife because the
• 54:07
  wife has told them they can't do that anymore.
• 54:09
  Or like, I have a really good guy friend who had a picture of
• 54:13
  his dog as a screensaver for the longest time.
• 54:15
  And as soon as the baby came there, like the wife was like,
• 54:18
  you got to take that off, like put your baby on there.
• 54:21
  Oh yeah, the amount of times I stopped.
• 54:23
  Like I used to post my dog all the time and then my baby came
• 54:27
  and now it's big. Just back burner.
• 54:29
  I forget I even have dogs. She took it like a champ though,
• 54:35
  yeah. So good.
• 54:36
  Good, yeah. So when you said don't hurt the
• 54:41
  baby or you won't exist anymore, does that exist of fat or?
• 54:49
  Yeah, I'm from the South side. That's how we handled it.
• 54:52
  Our dogs when I was a kid, you know that's illegal.
• 54:56
  My mom. It was not if no one let.
• 54:58
  Go whenever we'd get like animals and my mom was just like
• 55:02
  tired of dealing with them when I was a kid.
• 55:05
  Don't listen to this Gina. Like one time I came home from
• 55:09
  school and the like we didn't have our fence wasn't fenced in
• 55:14
  and the like leash in his collar was out there and the my mom had
• 55:19
  cut his collar to make it look like he escaped.
• 55:23
  But really, she just got rid of him, just gave him.
• 55:25
  To somebody else, she's. Like, your dog ran away.
• 55:27
  And I'm like, devastated, you know?
• 55:29
  And I found out years later my mom just got rid of that dog.
• 55:32
  My dad did that to me. So we and Dodge live out in a
• 55:36
  ranch and like, I always had a cat and a dog growing up and
• 55:41
  like, my dad would go and just, like, drop my dog off in a
• 55:46
  random neighborhood and, like, be like, this dog is not your
• 55:49
  dog anymore. I remember like the Yeah.
• 55:52
  And like one of them was like my best friend's dog.
• 55:55
  And she had moved to. It was your.
• 55:57
  Dog. She became my dog because it was
• 56:00
  my best friend's dog, but she moved to a neighborhood where
• 56:03
  they kind of have pets, and so she gave her to me.
• 56:07
  And so, you know, like, this was my best friend growing up and Oh
• 56:10
  my God, if Valeria ever hears this, she's going to hate me.
• 56:13
  I didn't even think about that. But like, so she gave me her
• 56:17
  dog. Like, I loved her dog because
• 56:19
  obviously that was, like, my best friend and my dad, and she
• 56:21
  would get pregnant all the time. And my dad did not want to go
• 56:24
  and get her fixed because that's money.
• 56:25
  Yeah. And same thing.
• 56:27
  Yeah. And he's like, no, we're not
• 56:29
  going to get her fixed. And so he just went and dropped
• 56:32
  her off in a random place and abandoned her.
• 56:35
  And I remember crying and crying and, like, doing the most
• 56:39
  dramatic shit ever. Like I'm behind the truck,
• 56:42
  crying, rolling around, basically, you know, did I?
• 56:45
  Bring you with the dog. No, no, no he didn't.
• 56:48
  That's my you're opening the door.
• 56:49
  Yeah, No, no, no, no. You know, traumatized, but no, I
• 56:54
  just because he did that shit to another dog of mine that I
• 56:57
  really love to. And yeah, and he did that.
• 57:00
  And I just, I, I remember just crying a shit ton.
• 57:03
  And then, like, both of them being like, get the fuck over
• 57:06
  it, it's a dog. And I'm like, no, you don't
• 57:08
  understand. Like this was like, you know,
• 57:11
  the embodiment of my best friend.
• 57:13
  Yeah. So anyways, I have pets now at
• 57:16
  my house and they're not allowed to do shit to them.
• 57:20
  What are your pets? I have two cats.
• 57:23
  I have a Bengal and I have a She's a cat too, but I don't
• 57:28
  know, I don't remember what the fuck she is.
• 57:30
  Oh, Calico. She's cats.
• 57:32
  Oh, OK. Yeah.
• 57:33
  But do you like the cats more or do you hate?
• 57:35
  Do you like the dog more? I.
• 57:37
  Like the dog more. I've had my cats for like 12-11
• 57:39
  years. Yeah, you're over them.
• 57:41
  Yeah, 1 was my father in law's cat from a divorce and then like
• 57:47
  we ended up with a cat and then it didn't like me and I wanted a
• 57:51
  cat that liked me so we adopted the other one.
• 57:53
  Does that one like you? Oh yeah, she's great.
• 57:55
  OK, they're both, I mean, they're both like me, but I just
• 58:00
  feel like they're old and they're just kind of like
• 58:02
  chilling. They just do their own thing.
• 58:03
  Now. One of them, you just do
• 58:06
  whatever you want to. She's like does not care.
• 58:07
  You can hold her upside down. She's like, OK, I'm here.
• 58:10
  The other ones like don't touch me.
• 58:12
  Yeah. So OK, that's the one that
• 58:13
  doesn't like you. Yeah.
• 58:15
  Yeah, but yeah, one's like AI don't know some Siberian looking
• 58:22
  cat. That sounds pretty the.
• 58:24
  Other one is a calico. Yeah, yeah, The Calicos, I've
• 58:28
  learned that they actually don't like to be fucked with very
• 58:30
  much. Like they're very independent.
• 58:33
  Yeah, I didn't know that until I got her.
• 58:35
  And I was like well fuck, because I had got him then.
• 58:37
  You had to get another cat. I feel like I need another pet.
• 58:40
  I think I want a dog go. And.
• 58:44
  Doodle like I really want like a pet like that that like doesn't
• 58:47
  shed a lot because my calico is long haired and so yeah, I
• 58:52
  don't, you know, it's too much, OK.
• 58:54
  Mine doesn't shed at all. Yeah, I want some.
• 58:57
  Yeah, yeah. No allergies, you don't want to
• 59:00
  be that pet person that always has hair all over.
• 59:03
  Yeah, yeah. Just carry around on that
• 59:07
  roller, yeah? It's a chore and them folks
• 59:10
  always be wearing black too. Look at.
• 59:13
  That long white Husky hair all over.
• 59:15
  You. Yeah, I do.
• 59:16
  I do. You're looking at Nick's looking
• 59:18
  at himself, like did I actually take it all off?
• 59:20
  He's. Got a pit?
• 59:22
  Oh, OK, So you're good. Yeah, you're always clean.
• 59:26
  Yeah, short hair too, because they shed too.
• 59:29
  He does shed, but it's it's doesn't it's not the the type
• 59:32
  that like sticks. Yeah, some dogs like shed and it
• 59:34
  just sticks and everything and like impossible to clean like
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  no. So.
• 59:39
  He's a good boy. But he's white, so I wear a lot
• 59:42
  of black, so it is like a little.
• 59:44
  Risky. Hey, I'm just realizing it.
• 59:46
  That's one of the brands from the.
• 59:49
  Yeah, Fox and Ash merch. Hey, I like that.
• 59:53
  What's in the back? Same design, just bigger.
• 59:55
  You need a stand up show. Yeah, you got it.
• 59:57
  You got it. Yeah, right there, Right there.
• 59:59
  The camera's right there. Oh.
• 1:00:00
  Wait, watch your headset. Damn, I'm gonna pretend that I
• 1:00:07
  saw that, but it's going to be right there, so I'll watch it
• 1:00:10
  later. Looked.
• 1:00:12
  Like. A fox?
• 1:00:12
  Where did where did the name come from Fox and Ash go?
• 1:00:16
  Ahead and roll the sleeve up, getting all the barbershop
• 1:00:18
  questions. How did?
• 1:00:19
  How did that? I have a tattoo about Fox.
• 1:00:23
  You guys actually interviewed Shayla Roche?
• 1:00:26
  Yeah, we did and. She did that tattoo and the
• 1:00:30
  first shop was on Ash St. OH.
• 1:00:33
  Nice. Came from a generation of
• 1:00:35
  businesses that were word and word.
• 1:00:40
  Timeless. Timeless.
• 1:00:42
  Timeless. So you fuck with Shayla?
• 1:00:44
  Yeah. Yeah, I love her.
• 1:00:45
  I love. Shayla, she did all of.
• 1:00:47
  This right on. Oh shit, nice.
• 1:00:49
  She did my I have two behind my ear.
• 1:00:53
  She was supposed to fill them in and then like she hella called
• 1:00:57
  me out on that episode too. Like I was like, hey.
• 1:00:59
  You didn't come. Back, I didn't come back.
• 1:01:01
  She did the outline and I was like, this is cool.
• 1:01:03
  And then she was like, yeah, if you're like, funny, who's not
• 1:01:06
  going to come back after like, I don't know that you want that
• 1:01:09
  type of client. And I was like, hey, but I still
• 1:01:12
  support you. I did that with my stomach.
• 1:01:14
  Oh shit, fuck. She did the outline on my
• 1:01:16
  stomach and I didn't go back for like a year and a half.
• 1:01:18
  But like your stomach, that makes sense and.
• 1:01:20
  Then I came back and then she did all the like, black work and
• 1:01:23
  she's like, hey, we're going to schedule you another one so you
• 1:01:25
  don't do that again. So.
• 1:01:28
  Did you finish it? Yeah, it's done.
• 1:01:30
  Yeah. Fuck, I'm at that point where
• 1:01:33
  like, I don't like the tattoo pain.
• 1:01:36
  Do you guys still fuck with the tattoo Like I hate?
• 1:01:38
  It I hate getting tattooed I. Hate getting tattooed?
• 1:01:41
  Yeah, I'm having a bad day. It's great.
• 1:01:43
  I think. The other day I hate it.
• 1:01:45
  Yeah, I actually got played very recently that I was this close
• 1:01:49
  to to being like, hey, can I, can you squeeze me in for a
• 1:01:52
  tattoo session? Yeah, I'm itching.
• 1:01:55
  I'm supposed to. So I have my chest completely
• 1:01:57
  done as well, and I'm supposed to get my ribs done and my
• 1:02:02
  buddy's been just like making fun of me because I'm not making
• 1:02:05
  appointments with them. Yeah, I know.
• 1:02:07
  That sucks. Though so.
• 1:02:11
  But I made a a, a goal for myself to get my ribs at least
• 1:02:15
  started this year, and then I want to get the back of my hands
• 1:02:17
  done as well, so. Brutal.
• 1:02:19
  You're talking about your palms. No, the back of my hands.
• 1:02:21
  Oh fuck though, that's. Pretty painful.
• 1:02:25
  Yeah, but as a Barber, you're going to have to be out and you
• 1:02:28
  don't like to take days off. Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, got to get on Friday when I'm in the cafes or supposed to
• 1:02:32
  be in the cafe, you know. So, well, I mean, while you're
• 1:02:36
  waiting for Nick to show up for the meeting.
• 1:02:37
  Anyways, I'll hang. There by myself.
• 1:02:39
  Yeah, I'll show up early for you so you can go get a tansy.
• 1:02:41
  Thanks. Yeah.
• 1:02:43
  You're when you're sitting through and feeling that tattoo
• 1:02:46
  pain, do you think to yourself like man, people like enjoy this
• 1:02:52
  pain? No, I'm usually thinking like
• 1:02:54
  I'm an idiot. I'm stupid.
• 1:02:57
  What? What decisions in life have led
• 1:02:59
  me to this moment? Facts.
• 1:03:01
  We're already in this. Yeah, I have to finish it.
• 1:03:04
  I'm I'm the. Worst I can't tap out, they're
• 1:03:06
  going to tell me some shit. The 1st 10 minutes, I'm the
• 1:03:08
  worst, like in my head the whole time.
• 1:03:10
  I got to quit this. I got to get.
• 1:03:11
  I got to get out of here, but I can't get out of here because
• 1:03:14
  they're gonna make fun of me. You know Facts.
• 1:03:16
  Facts. And so then I just sit there and
• 1:03:18
  I find a point in the wall and I just stare at it.
• 1:03:21
  Yeah. And I don't like to look at what
• 1:03:22
  they're doing. And I don't want to know
• 1:03:23
  anything. I don't know how much longer
• 1:03:25
  it's left. Just like, go.
• 1:03:27
  And you say we're done. I'm like, what?
• 1:03:28
  We're done. Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  But I also, like, remind myself, like, OK, be a few hours, a few
• 1:03:35
  hours from now. As soon as they're done
• 1:03:37
  tattooing, it's gonna completely stop hurting.
• 1:03:39
  I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna eat something and
• 1:03:41
  chill. Like 2 days later you mean.
• 1:03:44
  Cuz no, for me I feel like you're gonna have like throbbing
• 1:03:47
  that night. You're gonna have like some the
• 1:03:49
  shower, the first shower, you're gonna have some stinging, but
• 1:03:51
  it's not gonna be the same amount.
• 1:03:52
  It's not gonna be the intensity of pain that when they're
• 1:03:56
  actually, you know, trying the tattoo so.
• 1:03:58
  Yeah, I got my, I got my thigh in Egypt and I like, I like to
• 1:04:07
  get tattoos when I'm traveling too.
• 1:04:09
  And so I even packed numbing spray and I got there and like
• 1:04:14
  my tattoo artist, he doesn't speak the best English.
• 1:04:17
  And he was like, we're not using numbing spray.
• 1:04:20
  And I was like, oh, why not? And he's like, because it won't
• 1:04:25
  heal right. And I was like, but I did it on
• 1:04:28
  my other leg and it was fine. And he was like, that's, that's
• 1:04:33
  neo traditional. We're not doing that.
• 1:04:34
  And I'm like, so like we did like I remember like, and I, I
• 1:04:39
  didn't want to do like 5-4 hours.
• 1:04:42
  And he's like, no, we're going to do 5-4 hours.
• 1:04:44
  And I'm like, well, you know, he showed me the design and I was
• 1:04:46
  like, you're right though, that that does look pretty fire.
• 1:04:48
  I don't want that tattooed on me.
• 1:04:51
  And, and so like, I don't know, like 3 minutes, 3 hours.
• 1:04:56
  And I'm like, please can we use the spray?
• 1:04:59
  Like I'm about to tap out and I can't come back.
• 1:05:03
  Like you need to finish this, Like let's use the spray.
• 1:05:06
  But you know what, I kind of agree with him.
• 1:05:10
  I shouldn't have used the spray. Really.
• 1:05:12
  I at this time, like I don't, but also this was my own fault.
• 1:05:16
  Like I was traveling back that day.
• 1:05:19
  So I didn't wear the best of clothes and I I I was a dumb
• 1:05:22
  ass. I did pack all of my stuff but I
• 1:05:24
  forgot to pack like I should have packed like, you know, the
• 1:05:27
  second skin and I didn't and it was so cold over there cuz I
• 1:05:32
  went in February and I ended up wearing like very loose pants.
• 1:05:37
  But it did kind of stick. And so I mean the flight was
• 1:05:41
  1618 hours. Yeah.
• 1:05:44
  So I fucked up with that. So it's not, it is healed great,
• 1:05:49
  but not the best of my other tattoos and that that's on me.
• 1:05:53
  I've never used numbing cream or spray.
• 1:05:55
  You didn't I, I did on my calf and I wasn't going to, but like
• 1:06:01
  because I was in Mexico at that time, I was in Guanajuato and
• 1:06:04
  they were and I decided to get a tattoo there too because I was
• 1:06:08
  in Mexico and I was like, I want a tattoo.
• 1:06:12
  It's like on my calf. I didn't realize that the calf
• 1:06:14
  is also really painful. I like, I don't know, I wasn't
• 1:06:17
  expecting that at all. And they ended up using some,
• 1:06:23
  like it was a foam that had lidocaine in it.
• 1:06:27
  And I was like, oh, shit, this is nice.
• 1:06:29
  Like, yeah, go on, go on, go do another two hours.
• 1:06:33
  I'm down. And so then after that, I was
• 1:06:36
  like, OK, I can do numbing spray.
• 1:06:38
  And so I bought some online, but I couldn't find the light, the
• 1:06:41
  one that they used in Mexico because it's like a Mexico
• 1:06:44
  brand. So I couldn't get it over here.
• 1:06:46
  So anyways, I bought something from Amazon.
• 1:06:49
  Do you use numbing spray? OK, so you guys are cool and you
• 1:06:53
  drink black coffee. So are you guys judging me right
• 1:06:55
  now? No, no.
• 1:06:57
  Remember, we just are unhappy. We hate life, that's why.
• 1:06:59
  You got to. Feel something?
• 1:07:01
  You got to feel something. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:07:04
  Yeah, your listeners are going to be like these guys.
• 1:07:08
  Not cool. Not cool, not cool.
• 1:07:11
  What made you guys hate life so? How old?
• 1:07:15
  Were you when you started hating life?
• 1:07:16
  Yeah, what happened? Tell me about your traumatic
• 1:07:18
  experiences. 2nd grade I was at 9:11.
• 1:07:23
  Well. I think I wasn't.
• 1:07:25
  I think I was too in second grade.
• 1:07:28
  Yeah, his birthday's September 12th, so it kind of stole the
• 1:07:31
  matter of that year. That's what started it.
• 1:07:33
  I was so excited for my birthday.
• 1:07:34
  I never had a birthday party again.
• 1:07:37
  Mine's Christmas Eve, so I've just been jaded my whole life.
• 1:07:40
  Your birthday's Christmas Eve. Yeah.
• 1:07:42
  Damn. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:45
  That's where the autism started. Yeah, well, I think it was the
• 1:07:48
  Ziploc bag. We said his dad was a sperm
• 1:07:52
  downer. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:54
  He's like 50% Ziploc. I keep telling him he needs to
• 1:08:00
  in the micro plastics before he needs to hit him up about some
• 1:08:03
  child support. You should.
• 1:08:05
  You should. Ziploc it's like one of those
• 1:08:08
  Reddit posts that just like goes viral, I feel like but yeah,
• 1:08:12
  Ziploc bag so. Wait, did your mom know this?
• 1:08:17
  I'm. Sorry, Mom.
• 1:08:21
  I'm sorry, can't you say this? I don't know.
• 1:08:23
  I you said nothing's off limits. I'm so sorry.
• 1:08:26
  So my mom worked with my dad at Brenado Fan company back in the
• 1:08:31
  day. And my mom knew my uncle and his
• 1:08:36
  boyfriend from just like the gay scene, gay bars and stuff like
• 1:08:39
  that, and asked my uncle to ask my dad if he'd be willing to
• 1:08:46
  become a, a donor. Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  And he had already had two kids and was, I think, divorced or
• 1:08:52
  separated at the time. But yeah, I after, I guess some
• 1:08:56
  conversations, but I only took two tries and they never, like,
• 1:09:00
  slept together or anything like that.
• 1:09:02
  Ziploc bag. And yeah, not the way I
• 1:09:04
  expected, but yeah. Feel like this needs to be a
• 1:09:06
  Mythbusters. I have a sense.
• 1:09:08
  Of it does it is kind of it's kind of crazy so.
• 1:09:12
  Yeah, my upbringing was just a little different, you know?
• 1:09:14
  Did you, Did you know him? I met him, went off 6.
• 1:09:17
  OK. And was that weird for you?
• 1:09:20
  Oh yeah, I was Ziploc or your dad.
• 1:09:23
  He's your. Mom kept the Ziploc.
• 1:09:28
  Man, like this is your dad. This is the one I used.
• 1:09:33
  Oh. Shit.
• 1:09:34
  In the frame. On this wall, the bedroom is.
• 1:09:35
  In your baby book shit. This is the part that's going to
• 1:09:41
  get clipped. This is what I'm posting on
• 1:09:45
  social media. I fucking hope this is a good
• 1:09:47
  angle. Let me scoot back.
• 1:09:51
  You better. Maybe there's more of you out
• 1:09:56
  there, dude. Maybe.
• 1:10:00
  Yeah, I, I'm in one of six. I remember I spent the night at
• 1:10:03
  like, a friend's house or something like that.
• 1:10:04
  And I came home. My mom was like, hey, there's
• 1:10:06
  someone here to meet you. And it was my dad and his wife
• 1:10:08
  and her son and their kids their head together.
• 1:10:12
  And and then I shortly met my older brother and sister
• 1:10:19
  afterwards and like, Hey, we have a surprise for you.
• 1:10:21
  And they thought my step mom was pregnant, but they're like no,
• 1:10:23
  here's a six year old and but like been around my whole.
• 1:10:28
  So you just got hella bombs? Yeah, my, my whole dad's side of
• 1:10:31
  the family didn't know I existed, and I didn't meet half
• 1:10:33
  of them until I was 18. They still didn't know I
• 1:10:34
  existed. Right.
• 1:10:35
  Yeah, yeah. Because they probably, I imagine
• 1:10:39
  that they didn't know whether or not to like or OK, like he's
• 1:10:44
  probably like, OK, I donated sperm.
• 1:10:47
  But that's different from like, being a dad, right?
• 1:10:50
  So my mom, my mom was like, you can, you can be around if you're
• 1:10:55
  going to be around kind of thing.
• 1:10:57
  Oh, fair. No, that's yeah.
• 1:10:59
  He just was unsure and then, yeah, he wanted to come into my
• 1:11:02
  life and then I met him when I was 6.
• 1:11:05
  So yeah, but. Damn, bro, so that's when you
• 1:11:10
  started hating me 18 when you met the rest of the fucked up
• 1:11:17
  fam. You know, family is hard, man.
• 1:11:22
  It's it's hard to fuck. Yeah.
• 1:11:25
  Generational trauma is for real. Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Yeah, shut a lot of doors. You got a lot of shut doors.
• 1:11:32
  And you guys are just typical white boys over here that didn't
• 1:11:36
  have any of that or you did I? Don't.
• 1:11:39
  Know oh yours was like that your mom used black pepper when you
• 1:11:42
  asked for something else that black.
• 1:11:44
  Pepper. Was kind of fucked up.
• 1:11:46
  I'm one of five boys. So oh shit, I.
• 1:11:50
  Don't know, just a big family. OK, 0 Generational trauma.
• 1:11:55
  Yeah. Normal.
• 1:11:57
  Yeah. Stealing the land.
• 1:11:58
  They're all normal. All good.
• 1:12:02
  So I think that Caleb's family, like they didn't steal anyway.
• 1:12:05
  I think his family were just like very have always been very
• 1:12:08
  good people. Oh, OK.
• 1:12:09
  It's cannon. The Porters have never stole
• 1:12:11
  land. They are all genetically just
• 1:12:15
  like great athletes, great athletes have all done super
• 1:12:19
  well. And I'm like, man, you got good
• 1:12:21
  karma in your family. You guys took care of people.
• 1:12:23
  So my parents, I was born in Seattle and they were like, we
• 1:12:27
  should not have 5 boys in the city of Seattle in the 90s.
• 1:12:32
  So we're going to move into Kansas and put them on five
• 1:12:34
  acres and. Oh shit, yeah, that's a.
• 1:12:36
  Good. Like just they can go outside
• 1:12:39
  and not and just fight each other.
• 1:12:41
  No, I think, I think that's, I think that's a good plan for
• 1:12:44
  sure. I could.
• 1:12:44
  I grew up, I grew up in a ranch. So like, yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Nothing to do. There is nothing to do, but as a
• 1:12:51
  kid, there is everything to do. You know what I mean?
• 1:12:54
  Like, your imagination just really takes you everywhere and
• 1:12:58
  like, because you're having to take care.
• 1:12:59
  Well, I don't know. Like, it sounds like you grew up
• 1:13:01
  around agriculture. We did the thing where we didn't
• 1:13:06
  do the agriculture. OK, someone else like rented
• 1:13:09
  the. Yeah, you're a rich rich.
• 1:13:11
  You're that? Type of white.
• 1:13:13
  No, no. My parents were teachers and.
• 1:13:19
  Yeah, it was so not rich, poor teachers.
• 1:13:21
  Yeah, yeah. We we knew not to ask for
• 1:13:24
  anything. OK, fair, fair.
• 1:13:26
  But what I'm saying is then. I just went outside.
• 1:13:28
  But either way, you had like access to the tools and I don't
• 1:13:33
  know, like I remember just like for me at least like like.
• 1:13:36
  We mow the lawn. But we would use a lawn mower to
• 1:13:39
  like, yeah, that's my play, other things.
• 1:13:41
  That's my trauma is my dad made me mow the lawn with a push
• 1:13:46
  mower before self propel and it took me all day.
• 1:13:50
  Yeah, and the grass is like 3 Pi.
• 1:13:52
  Oh shit. So when I bought my house here
• 1:13:54
  in Wichita, I bought a lawnmower that is a push mower and it's
• 1:13:58
  not self prepare propel. But I again grew up on a ranch
• 1:14:02
  so we had a sit down mower. I did not know how to fucking
• 1:14:05
  turn that thing on. Like I I didn't know how to use
• 1:14:08
  the like the push mowers. Like I had to have a friend come
• 1:14:12
  over. I thought you meant.
• 1:14:14
  I thought you meant the blade or the like.
• 1:14:15
  The motorless ones like the ones you.
• 1:14:17
  Literally just no, no, no, no, no, no, no 'cause there's
• 1:14:20
  actually some that are like that that will like they just start
• 1:14:24
  moving. But there's some that like,
• 1:14:26
  yeah, they're not. They don't just like go by
• 1:14:29
  themselves. What was your trauma?
• 1:14:34
  These are the questions for the I don't know.
• 1:14:36
  I had like just the most normal, average life that a person can
• 1:14:40
  have. I'm.
• 1:14:40
  So there's no Netflix documentary about him?
• 1:14:42
  Yeah, that was great, man. Were you bullied?
• 1:14:51
  We talked about this. Yeah, we did talk about this the
• 1:14:53
  other day. No, not that I remember.
• 1:14:55
  I yeah, just. Like you were the kid that like
• 1:14:59
  stood by while your friend got bullied and you were like,
• 1:15:01
  hopefully it didn't come back. To me.
• 1:15:04
  Yeah, man, get him. No.
• 1:15:09
  I think the most interesting thing, and I can't really
• 1:15:13
  explain this, but like, I love dogs.
• 1:15:14
  Like dogs are just like my favorite thing.
• 1:15:17
  Yeah, but when I was a kid I got like bit really bad by a dog,
• 1:15:20
  like in the face. What really where?
• 1:15:23
  So there you don't see it because I have the I have facial
• 1:15:25
  hair, but I have a scar underneath here.
• 1:15:27
  Damn. And like it's just not
• 1:15:29
  explainable Like I should hate dogs.
• 1:15:31
  I should have that but like for whatever reason I just I.
• 1:15:34
  Didn't think I bitten the face by a dog.
• 1:15:35
  Yeah, I got bitten in the face by a.
• 1:15:36
  Dog OK, Everything has happened to you?
• 1:15:39
  Yeah. Like that wasn't that year I got
• 1:15:42
  bit by a spider and the eye injury.
• 1:15:45
  Oh my God, what karma did you put out in the world?
• 1:15:50
  I think it was my teenage years. I was just.
• 1:15:54
  Sparrow. Yeah, no respect.
• 1:15:56
  Yeah, no. Respect at all twerking on
• 1:15:58
  tables. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:01
  I imagine Andrew twerking. On I don't.
• 1:16:05
  Have to imagine it. I've got videos, yeah.
• 1:16:09
  My type of people. My type of people.
• 1:16:11
  That's funny. Joe and I were just run around
• 1:16:14
  acting crazy. Wait, so you and Joe, like, go
• 1:16:17
  way back? We've been best friends of
• 1:16:19
  Jackass since like 10. We met in 6th grade, so 10 or
• 1:16:23
  11? Yeah, we've been best friends
• 1:16:24
  since since then. Oh shit, I didn't know that.
• 1:16:27
  I think he when I texted him about you, I think he said, Oh
• 1:16:31
  yeah, my best friend and then I just like overlooked it and I
• 1:16:34
  said anyways, send me his number.
• 1:16:36
  Give. Me the juicy deets.
• 1:16:39
  And I'm like I'm trying to get them.
• 1:16:42
  He's he's like one of those guys that, you know, liked playing
• 1:16:48
  with fire and then grew up to put them out, you know, So we
• 1:16:51
  did a lot of dumb stuff as a kid there as kids and just just good
• 1:16:56
  time. I don't regret any of this fun.
• 1:16:57
  Yeah. Good thing Ring doorbells didn't
• 1:16:59
  exist back then, you know? OK, you're going to have to
• 1:17:03
  spill one. It can be PG if you want.
• 1:17:08
  OK. This is a.
• 1:17:11
  This is a really funny story. So one time we were rolling
• 1:17:16
  around and our friend had like a little 4 door sedan and we're
• 1:17:22
  driving by some apartments and they had like a wacky inflatable
• 1:17:25
  our man out there. And I think we're like 16 or so
• 1:17:28
  and we jump out of the vehicle, there's like four of us and we
• 1:17:33
  unplug the generator, wind it up or twirl up the the inflatable
• 1:17:38
  and we put it in his trunk and the generator won't fit in the
• 1:17:41
  car. And then the property manager
• 1:17:43
  starts running after us and we all get in the car and drive off
• 1:17:48
  except for one of us. Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  And he was always like, I can't hang out with you guys cuz we'll
• 1:17:53
  get in trouble, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:17:55
  He's like, you guys are too crazy.
• 1:17:56
  It was the one that got left behind.
• 1:17:58
  Shit. And.
• 1:17:59
  You guys said all right, fuck you then.
• 1:18:01
  Yeah, he calls us and he's like, hey, they won't call the cops if
• 1:18:04
  you bring back the inflatable. So we'd like hostage negotiated.
• 1:18:10
  Our friend back. Like, you send him over first,
• 1:18:12
  you know, and in the parking lot of the apartment complex, which
• 1:18:18
  I feel like nowadays, they just call the cops on you.
• 1:18:19
  They wouldn't feel that, you know?
• 1:18:21
  Yeah. So.
• 1:18:22
  I did have some kids when I lived in McPherson because we
• 1:18:24
  used to, you know, typical like egg and TP houses where like 14.
• 1:18:30
  Yeah, yeah. I thought it was funny.
• 1:18:31
  And I had some kids in McPherson.
• 1:18:34
  They're all standing in my driveway.
• 1:18:35
  And when I pulled up one time and there's like some neon, you
• 1:18:39
  know, marker or something in my driveway and I seemed like Chuck
• 1:18:42
  something and they all scurried off.
• 1:18:44
  And I like, walked to the end of my driveway after pulling in and
• 1:18:49
  they said fuck you. And it was like written in
• 1:18:52
  chalk. And like the chalk was just like
• 1:18:54
  in my neighbor's yard that that's what they threw.
• 1:18:57
  And my wife's like, are you gonna do anything?
• 1:19:00
  You're gonna wipe that off or you're gonna like, do anything?
• 1:19:01
  I was like, no, that's awesome. I was like, I'm just thankful it
• 1:19:05
  wasn't spray paint, you know, like, because it would have been
• 1:19:07
  spray paint if it were us when we were 14.
• 1:19:10
  You know, but. It was pretty funny.
• 1:19:13
  You're like, damn, they didn't think it through.
• 1:19:15
  I was like, they still got it, but they could have done better.
• 1:19:17
  Yeah, yeah, that reminds me of the time that you guys stole
• 1:19:20
  that rug. Yeah, yeah, Some friends and I,
• 1:19:24
  we would. It was right after high school,
• 1:19:27
  we would go to Buffalo Wild Wings every Tuesday for their
• 1:19:30
  Wings special. We became regulars, got to know
• 1:19:33
  the servers, the waitresses, whatever.
• 1:19:36
  And they would like service alcohol underage too.
• 1:19:39
  Buffalo. Wild Wings.
• 1:19:41
  But like we would, we would bring the business like it'd be
• 1:19:44
  like 5 to like 8 of us mobbing up for wings and you know, we
• 1:19:49
  would tip well. So they took care of us.
• 1:19:51
  And tip well for teenagers. Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  How'd you have money? We I don't.
• 1:19:57
  We all were. Well, they're selling rugs.
• 1:19:58
  They're. Selling.
• 1:20:00
  Rugs so one day after. That's he actually uses that
• 1:20:04
  term all the time. We No, I'm serious.
• 1:20:06
  We. We decided that we wanted that
• 1:20:09
  Buffalo wild rings logo rug and we devised the plan like, all
• 1:20:14
  right, you walk out first, you give it a kick, I'm right behind
• 1:20:16
  you. I give it the second kick out
• 1:20:17
  that door that we scoop it up and run out the door.
• 1:20:20
  And that's exactly what we did. He devised this plan for months.
• 1:20:24
  Thought we got away with it. No, it was like a week.
• 1:20:27
  Thought we got away with it and then the next thing we came back
• 1:20:29
  like you guys stole that rug, didn't you?
• 1:20:30
  Like what are you talking about? No, we didn't.
• 1:20:31
  We got you on camera. That's not me.
• 1:20:36
  We got you kicking it, then you kicking it again.
• 1:20:38
  Did you have to bring it back? No, my friend kept it and I
• 1:20:43
  guess a few years ago I finally like disintegrated because I was
• 1:20:47
  back in like 2005. Dusty's old like. 20 years and.
• 1:20:54
  Statute of limitations is. Old, yeah.
• 1:20:57
  You're welcome back at Buffalo Wild Wings now.
• 1:20:59
  Yep. Yep.
• 1:21:02
  Mm, Hmm. Yep.
• 1:21:02
  My younger sister actually ended up working at that one like she
• 1:21:05
  did many years later. Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Amber. When she got embarrassed we all
• 1:21:10
  went to go eat there and I bring my little thing of sticky rice
• 1:21:14
  to eat with the wings. I love that.
• 1:21:17
  It's like when you have a picky kid that doesn't eat the
• 1:21:19
  restaurant you're eating at, so you bring a McDonald's.
• 1:21:21
  Yeah. And I was like.
• 1:21:22
  Hey, take this back to the back and warm up the rice for me.
• 1:21:24
  And she's like, are you serious? Like, yeah, I'm serious.
• 1:21:28
  Eat down. On these wings, that's like me
• 1:21:30
  at like Korean barbecue and I'm like, can we put some tortillas
• 1:21:33
  on this grill Cause like, come on.
• 1:21:38
  Yeah, that's that's where you need pocket.
• 1:21:40
  Yes, exactly. Exactly.
• 1:21:42
  Because the Koreans don't like spicy food either.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah, like I've had. Not really.
• 1:21:48
  That spicy bowl. Goat like a spicy pork and
• 1:21:51
  stuff. I got yeah, spicy.
• 1:21:52
  Snacks made it from his shoes into the.
• 1:21:54
  Different kind of spice. Different kind.
• 1:21:56
  Yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:21:57
  I feel like Thai food is pretty spicy though.
• 1:21:58
  Go. Chu Chang.
• 1:22:00
  Yeah, yeah, because I've had, I've had Thai barbecue and
• 1:22:04
  that's better because like Thai BBQ.
• 1:22:06
  Yeah. Because imagine, like, do you
• 1:22:07
  guys eat Thai food? Oh yeah, I was trying.
• 1:22:09
  To eat the. Other tonight yeah so imagine
• 1:22:11
  papaya salad with the BBQ like you know fire because like it's
• 1:22:15
  hot and then you have the BBQ like good like I feel like
• 1:22:20
  Korean BBQ is always just missing some type of salsa
• 1:22:23
  personally and the tortillas but like I tell myself I'm being.
• 1:22:27
  Where is your Korean BBQ spot in town?
• 1:22:29
  Which there's like. Two of them I really, I like
• 1:22:34
  gingham. Yeah, I fuck with them.
• 1:22:36
  Yeah, yeah, K paw is OK to me. Like I wouldn't say K.
• 1:22:43
  Paw, if you want to eat a lot, is the place to go, yeah.
• 1:22:46
  Yeah. But.
• 1:22:49
  Yeah, yeah, I like the seasoning better at Gingham.
• 1:22:52
  Yeah. What's your guys's favorite Thai
• 1:22:55
  restaurant? Tutton.
• 1:22:58
  We were literally there. I love 2.
• 1:23:01
  Nights ago. Yeah, we went there.
• 1:23:02
  People are so nice, their food is so good.
• 1:23:05
  I tried. I tried to go to the West side
• 1:23:06
  location today but my sister wasn't feeling it so.
• 1:23:10
  Yeah, I've been there once. It's it's small.
• 1:23:13
  So it's more of like carry out, but they have like two or three
• 1:23:17
  tables in there if you want to dine and you can.
• 1:23:20
  They have the best like just to go food I get you get it and
• 1:23:25
  it's still like piping hot. Yeah.
• 1:23:28
  The American in me like loves that place cuz the portions are
• 1:23:31
  so big. Where I'm like.
• 1:23:33
  I feel like I'm really getting my value there.
• 1:23:35
  So yeah, no, I agree with that. Yeah, cuz I can make 2 servings
• 1:23:38
  of. That and it's freaking
• 1:23:40
  delicious. So it is.
• 1:23:41
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:23:42
  And it you're like, Nah, you like the McPherson food.
• 1:23:47
  No, he's. A little too spicy.
• 1:23:49
  He looks he's a He's a black pepper tap hispat I.
• 1:23:53
  Was I was debating if I wanted to, if I wanted to push back on
• 1:23:56
  Teptum or not because I love Teptum but.
• 1:23:58
  Thai tradition. Thai tradition, I think it's,
• 1:24:01
  it's different. I think it's good, but I think
• 1:24:03
  the environment is what is what I like the most about it.
• 1:24:05
  Like it feels like you're in somebody's living room, and I
• 1:24:08
  like that. Thai tradition is the one that's
• 1:24:10
  on Central. Central and Woodlawn.
• 1:24:13
  Central, Yeah, yeah, OK. Yeah, I'd like that one.
• 1:24:15
  Yeah, it is. To me, it's like you're in the
• 1:24:19
  living room. Yeah, like it feels cozy and
• 1:24:22
  like homey in there just cuz there's like.
• 1:24:23
  Is it all the pictures of their family?
• 1:24:26
  Maybe. No, I don't know.
• 1:24:28
  I think it's the lighting. It's like real dim and I think,
• 1:24:30
  yeah. And like a lot of wood.
• 1:24:31
  I picture there being carpet. I don't know.
• 1:24:33
  If there's there is carpet, there is carpet.
• 1:24:35
  Like, yeah, yeah. And they definitely have that,
• 1:24:38
  like the mirror wall that your grandma would have.
• 1:24:42
  Yeah. They do like little.
• 1:24:44
  Knacks, Yeah. They do, yeah.
• 1:24:46
  There you go. Yeah, well, I was going to say
• 1:24:49
  like, I don't know about like living room, but now that you're
• 1:24:52
  now that we're saying all that, yeah, 'cause like they're,
• 1:24:56
  they're tables. It has a glass over it, I think.
• 1:24:59
  Right. I think so.
• 1:25:00
  Yeah, so it does feel a little homey 'cause like, I mean at my
• 1:25:05
  house or like grandma's house, I wouldn't have glass over, but
• 1:25:07
  there would be like some other type of plastic over it to
• 1:25:12
  conserve the table. And that is very old school.
• 1:25:16
  Like that's a grandma type of thing.
• 1:25:18
  Yeah. OK, I see it.
• 1:25:20
  I see it. Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  What else? Where do you, where do you guys
• 1:25:23
  like to go? Besides good company, right?
• 1:25:26
  You guys aren't even saying your places.
• 1:25:29
  Yeah, our places are great. They're good.
• 1:25:33
  I feel like we've gone other places in different cities and
• 1:25:39
  we're like, why doesn't Wichita have stuff like this?
• 1:25:42
  And that's why we opened up our businesses.
• 1:25:45
  Prime, prime example, last weekend we went to Bentonville.
• 1:25:49
  Just just traveling around the city, you're like, man, Wichita
• 1:25:51
  could be really great. And, you know, we heard it a lot
• 1:25:55
  in McPherson. Even that's boring or there's
• 1:25:59
  nothing to do. And I think that you can either
• 1:26:00
  live with that mentality or you could be a part of the solution.
• 1:26:04
  Yeah. And give things for people to
• 1:26:06
  do. And I love Wichita.
• 1:26:09
  I've always loved Wichita. And it's definitely a lot bigger
• 1:26:13
  than when, you know, I was a kid.
• 1:26:15
  And there's, there's a ton more to do, you know, and that's the
• 1:26:21
  reason, you know, places go under go out of businesses
• 1:26:24
  because people don't go support those businesses.
• 1:26:26
  And so, you know, instead of complaining about it, just.
• 1:26:31
  Go share a. Solution.
• 1:26:32
  Yeah, show up for them. My wife and I first moved here.
• 1:26:36
  Like everywhere we went, we would talk to people and they
• 1:26:38
  would be like, this place sucks, Wichita sucks.
• 1:26:41
  And I was like, Dang, do we make a mistake?
• 1:26:44
  Yeah, like we just bought a house here.
• 1:26:46
  We're planning on staying here. Yeah.
• 1:26:49
  And we're excited to be here. And then after a while, I was
• 1:26:52
  like, you know what? Fuck that.
• 1:26:54
  Like it's gonna have to take people.
• 1:26:57
  To show. Up, yeah, from the outside.
• 1:26:59
  And I feel like that's true. In the last 10 years, I feel
• 1:27:02
  like there's been just a lot more support for Wichita as
• 1:27:05
  well. Like just with like specialties,
• 1:27:07
  local business. Yeah, it's really cool to see.
• 1:27:11
  Yeah, because I'm not from. Like Belmont Open Larchers and
• 1:27:16
  Fiorito, like all those businesses right along Douglas
• 1:27:19
  there coffee days, yeah, like yeah, versus when we first moved
• 1:27:24
  here, there was it didn't feel like there was very much.
• 1:27:27
  Yeah, I've been in Wichita too for now probably 10-9 years.
• 1:27:32
  And I would agree. Like I feel like when I first
• 1:27:35
  moved though, there was like a lot of entrepreneurship stuff,
• 1:27:38
  like there was a lot of like small businesses opening. 2.
• 1:27:41
  1016 yeah yeah yeah because that's that's when I moved and
• 1:27:46
  but then like I started to notice like this decline like at
• 1:27:49
  first I was really drawn to the fact that people were supportive
• 1:27:52
  and then I didn't notice a decline too I.
• 1:27:54
  Think the pandemic had a part in that?
• 1:27:55
  Yeah. Yeah, it was really hard.
• 1:27:57
  I mean, we are lucky we survived the pandemic.
• 1:28:02
  You know, I've seen a lot of businesses that I love to kind
• 1:28:04
  of go under or just they never fully recovered.
• 1:28:08
  But I feel like we're just now starting to see some of that
• 1:28:13
  same energy like in in the city. Yeah, happen.
• 1:28:18
  It's it really sucks when you see a business go in like, man,
• 1:28:21
  I love this place. Yeah.
• 1:28:23
  Foods really good or, you know, for restaurant or clothing store
• 1:28:25
  or whatever. Yeah.
• 1:28:26
  And they don't make it. Yeah.
• 1:28:28
  And that really sucks because I think as business owners, you
• 1:28:32
  know, like you're really putting yourself out there and it's
• 1:28:37
  scary. It's very scary, yeah.
• 1:28:39
  And so there's a little bit of like, I know, I know your pain
• 1:28:44
  almost like I know what it what it could feel like, but yeah,
• 1:28:49
  just sucks to see places go under Yeah.
• 1:28:52
  I also love to see places grow. That's like super exciting.
• 1:28:56
  Well, in a way, you guys are growing.
• 1:28:58
  Yeah. Like you guys have like.
• 1:29:00
  No, seriously, though. Like you guys went from
• 1:29:02
  Revolution down to Old Town. No, not Old Town, Delino.
• 1:29:08
  Thank you. Yeah.
• 1:29:09
  So, like, that's a big deal, you know?
• 1:29:12
  Yeah, very. Big jump.
• 1:29:13
  Yeah, and it all of it was, I mean, we've had huge learning
• 1:29:17
  experiences where we've made big mistakes that, I don't know, you
• 1:29:22
  just you just keep that locked in the back of your mind.
• 1:29:26
  You're like, I that sucked and that was really hard, but I know
• 1:29:32
  now that you know, also just like learning to trust your gut.
• 1:29:38
  More. Too.
• 1:29:39
  And I feel like there's things early on where things would come
• 1:29:43
  up and you just want to say yes or you want to do it because you
• 1:29:46
  don't want to miss an opportunity versus is it the
• 1:29:49
  right time for the opportunity. And sometimes you just have to
• 1:29:54
  be patient and wait, pass things up.
• 1:29:55
  So, yeah, just recently we've had multiple opportunities where
• 1:30:01
  people have called us out of the blue and asked us to do
• 1:30:04
  something and we go and look at it.
• 1:30:06
  And the three of us now like kind of can really look at each
• 1:30:11
  other and trust each other and be like, yeah, that's, that
• 1:30:15
  would be awesome if we did that. But I think we have, we have
• 1:30:21
  been through so much that we've kind of downsized over the last.
• 1:30:26
  We've grown, but we've also downsized.
• 1:30:28
  Like we. Like staff wise, Like even
• 1:30:31
  business wise. And the amount of stuff.
• 1:30:33
  Like, we're constantly saying yes to everything because we
• 1:30:36
  didn't want to miss out on stuff and we wanted to survive too,
• 1:30:39
  you know, fear of, like, you know, the business not
• 1:30:42
  surviving. Yeah.
• 1:30:43
  So like at one point we had we had two Barber shops, we had two
• 1:30:48
  cocktail bars and a coffee shop and we were doing offsite stuff
• 1:30:51
  every day. And we had the roastery at
• 1:30:52
  McPherson. Shit, yeah.
• 1:30:54
  So like, you're burning out. Yeah.
• 1:30:56
  And so that taught us like, wow, we're, we're doing so much that
• 1:31:00
  we're doing everything kind of like average.
• 1:31:03
  Instead of Yeah. Instead of really being able to
• 1:31:06
  focus in. And so that's why like we closed
• 1:31:09
  the revolution bar cuz we're like, we moved to Delano because
• 1:31:12
  this was gonna be, this is supposed to be like a long term
• 1:31:15
  space for us. Like we have to be OK with
• 1:31:18
  letting go of something that taught us a lot.
• 1:31:21
  And letting go of like that little bar was awesome.
• 1:31:23
  Like I love it. I wish it was still open, but
• 1:31:26
  it, it was too much for us. It was too much for a manager is
• 1:31:31
  it was just a lot trying to operate both.
• 1:31:33
  And it's just us three. We don't have investors.
• 1:31:38
  So just like. Right, right.
• 1:31:40
  That's what you guys were saying.
• 1:31:41
  Having like just the, the bottomless paycheck, it just
• 1:31:45
  like doesn't exist for us. Like we're, no, it's just us.
• 1:31:49
  Yeah, well, I mean, shit, yeah. You got a Ziploc got.
• 1:31:52
  A Ziploc. Dad and you got a teacher dad
• 1:31:56
  and then you got what type of dad?
• 1:32:00
  County, just county County worker.
• 1:32:02
  OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:04
  I mean. School system mom, County
• 1:32:06
  worker, dad. I mean, also shout out to all of
• 1:32:08
  them. Shout out to all of them, but I
• 1:32:10
  mean, like we're talking about like don't got shit ton of
• 1:32:13
  money, Yeah. We don't come from money.
• 1:32:15
  Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's been tons of a
• 1:32:23
  lot of learning experiences and it's been, I feel like if you
• 1:32:29
  would have interviewed us a year ago today, we would be in a
• 1:32:32
  completely different mindset and just emotional spot than we are.
• 1:32:37
  Like now we're sleeping. We're not the year goes very
• 1:32:42
  draining. Yeah, it.
• 1:32:43
  Was. It was hard because we, we were,
• 1:32:49
  we had like just moved, we moved over to Delano in February, but
• 1:32:52
  then we spent the next four to five months getting the good,
• 1:32:56
  good companies section opened. And then like it was just, yeah,
• 1:33:00
  it was just so much trying to do both.
• 1:33:03
  And in the meantime, we had another Barber shop that we
• 1:33:06
  ended up selling off by the end of the year because, yeah, that
• 1:33:08
  one was just Caleb and I. So that was kind of like a, you
• 1:33:12
  know, him and I are are having to deal with that while him and
• 1:33:15
  I and Nick are having to deal with all the other stuff.
• 1:33:19
  You know, we're building our lives here now and no longer
• 1:33:22
  living in McPherson. So I was at the point where I
• 1:33:25
  was only there one day a week and then it became every other
• 1:33:28
  one day a week. And so like, I'd show up to the
• 1:33:31
  shop and just, I was like, well, this isn't the shop that I want.
• 1:33:35
  Things that are happening here is not what a true
• 1:33:36
  representation of, you know, what we want as a brand.
• 1:33:40
  And so we have had to have the conversation of like, this is
• 1:33:42
  our home base. This is where we started.
• 1:33:45
  This is the reason why we have everything that we have now.
• 1:33:49
  And are we doing more of a disservice to ourselves and to
• 1:33:53
  the community by keeping this open and it not being what it
• 1:33:56
  once was? Or do we continue trying?
• 1:34:00
  And yeah, how much my wife is pregnant and Andrew had, I don't
• 1:34:06
  know, a six month old at that point.
• 1:34:08
  And yeah, it was just like, well, how much more energy are
• 1:34:10
  we willing to put into this? Yeah.
• 1:34:12
  So it's really like a learning experience of learning how to
• 1:34:18
  like, yeah, necessary things like learning when to let go.
• 1:34:21
  And so we sold that shop in November and then we sold the
• 1:34:26
  building in December and or January 1, I can't remember what
• 1:34:31
  it was. But anyway, and now I've just
• 1:34:35
  been chilling. Yeah.
• 1:34:37
  Now we've been focusing on this business here and.
• 1:34:40
  But it really has been growing a lot.
• 1:34:41
  I mean, you guys are doing Vinyl night, You guys are starting to
• 1:34:44
  open more. That's been really fun to see go
• 1:34:48
  from, like it'd be like a Thursday night last fall and we
• 1:34:51
  had five people in the bar on a on a Thursday.
• 1:34:54
  Yeah. Now you go in and we expect to
• 1:34:58
  be busy. Yeah.
• 1:34:59
  And our bartenders expect to be busy and it's a good time too.
• 1:35:03
  It's a completely different atmosphere throughout the rest
• 1:35:05
  of the week. And so it's just a different
• 1:35:10
  experience, like good company experience, yeah.
• 1:35:13
  Literally. Connect over music and like the
• 1:35:17
  food and the cocktails are like almost secondary for the night.
• 1:35:20
  And yeah, it's a lot of fun. We've been able to meet a lot of
• 1:35:24
  new people. That way.
• 1:35:26
  Yeah, cuz I've seen that you guys also will have like other
• 1:35:28
  creatives or other like barbers too that will go and like bring
• 1:35:33
  in their their own vinyls or right like their.
• 1:35:36
  Bring in like their own community with them, like their
• 1:35:40
  own friends and family that have never been in the space before
• 1:35:42
  and. Yeah, this, this.
• 1:35:43
  Place is cool, like I'm gonna come back.
• 1:35:45
  Yeah, you. Know we've been able to.
• 1:35:48
  We did like some collaborations with Little Saigon and
• 1:35:52
  Mamacitos. Yes, we we went to, we went to
• 1:35:55
  that one. That one was crazy.
• 1:35:56
  That was crazy it. Was hella packed.
• 1:35:59
  It was packed. My wife was.
• 1:36:02
  I think she's out of town that week.
• 1:36:03
  My wife was in labor. Yeah.
• 1:36:05
  Yeah, I. Swung in, got me a little bommy.
• 1:36:07
  That's right. So half.
• 1:36:09
  Of our stuff. Half.
• 1:36:10
  Of our stuff. She's over at like the hospital
• 1:36:14
  and you're like. The house just like.
• 1:36:17
  Sorry, half of your staff so. Half of our staff and I'm
• 1:36:20
  getting the flu and fuck I ended up getting the flu.
• 1:36:24
  My daughter got the flu that night so I I enjoyed it but it
• 1:36:28
  didn't last long. That was a rough night because
• 1:36:33
  it was awesome, but then everyone got sick so we.
• 1:36:36
  Didn't get sick. Well, like, just just just staph
• 1:36:38
  I like with the flu. Yeah.
• 1:36:39
  Weird. It was rampant for a while there
• 1:36:41
  in the shop. It was February.
• 1:36:43
  Yeah. It was, yeah.
• 1:36:45
  It was February, Yeah. That was fun.
• 1:36:46
  There was so many people that were there, friends of Steve or
• 1:36:52
  friends of Ros at Mamacitas and like they had never been in
• 1:36:56
  before. Yeah.
• 1:36:58
  Yeah, yeah. It's been really fun to do
• 1:36:59
  collaborations with other businesses.
• 1:37:02
  Yeah, like we just did one with Manhattan Brewing.
• 1:37:06
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that one.
• 1:37:07
  Which is just one of those other opportunities where it's just
• 1:37:11
  like, wow, I never would have imagined, you know, So we got a
• 1:37:14
  a coffee stout with them. It's really good.
• 1:37:19
  That's been one thing that I've noticed over the last couple of
• 1:37:22
  years that I've really enjoyed is the small business community
• 1:37:27
  in Wichita are working together a lot more.
• 1:37:30
  Yes, I've noticed that too a lot.
• 1:37:33
  Not doing this weird like I'm like keep my business over here
• 1:37:37
  you keep your business thing because it's done like you don't
• 1:37:39
  if you do that, if you have that mentality like you are just
• 1:37:42
  setting the city and everyone up to have 0 variety yeah and it's
• 1:37:47
  like variety is what keep keeps people open having having two
• 1:37:50
  businesses that you love work together it's like having two
• 1:37:52
  friends from different friend groups meet each other and then
• 1:37:55
  they become friends you're. Like, yeah, yeah, they.
• 1:37:57
  Never talk to you again. Yeah, and then you get excluded
• 1:37:59
  then. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:01
  So is that you? No, it's me.
• 1:38:05
  Yeah, we talk about Spider Man all day.
• 1:38:08
  Exclusively. Exclusively.
• 1:38:10
  Exclusively we have a dream date.
• 1:38:12
  With each other. What's the dream date?
• 1:38:14
  So we're gonna lift together. Yeah, we're.
• 1:38:17
  Gonna watch Spider man Tomobar Spider man 1 through three.
• 1:38:21
  OK. And then what was the dinner
• 1:38:24
  we're gonna have? We're gonna make fettuccine.
• 1:38:26
  Yeah, we're gonna make fettuccine.
• 1:38:28
  Oh shit, that's very, that's a good ass date.
• 1:38:31
  Why don't you want to invite Caleb?
• 1:38:33
  I keep asking well. That's a good question, right?
• 1:38:36
  He needs to bring up Spider Man a little bit more on his own.
• 1:38:39
  Yeah, fair, you know. Yeah, he talks too much about
• 1:38:42
  Batman. Yeah, I'm just my own, my own
• 1:38:45
  world. Yeah.
• 1:38:46
  He's just always like business this, business that.
• 1:38:49
  Meanwhile, I'm sending Nick memes about how much I love him.
• 1:38:52
  I'm really thinking about be pleasure.
• 1:38:55
  Fair, fair. I follow the only thing I fought
• 1:38:58
  in A Knight's Tale. I just see.
• 1:39:00
  This still a movie too though. Yeah, it still is great.
• 1:39:03
  Yeah, I get this. Nick's fan page My algorithm all
• 1:39:09
  the time. Nick's fan page.
• 1:39:10
  Yeah, and so I just send him all the memes about how Nick's
• 1:39:14
  awesome. It's not me personally, yeah,
• 1:39:16
  it's just the general Nick. Just to be in hate that.
• 1:39:18
  Sounds dope though. Andrew Hate?
• 1:39:20
  Yeah. I've never once seen you hate.
• 1:39:24
  He did. Boy, one time, actually.
• 1:39:26
  There's a lot of Andrew hate out there.
• 1:39:27
  Yeah. The name sounds like it could be
• 1:39:30
  kind of dickish. Yeah.
• 1:39:33
  There is an Andrew who rhymes with hate that kind of sucks.
• 1:39:37
  Oh yeah. Top G top G, top GI Don't.
• 1:39:41
  Know that. Is they?
• 1:39:43
  Did they? Did they did name a hurricane
• 1:39:46
  after Andrew back in the early 90s?
• 1:39:48
  It was devastating. Oh, really It?
• 1:39:49
  Was. Devastating, Devastating for all
• 1:39:51
  Andrews. I've never recovered.
• 1:39:54
  Yeah damn dude. You've always been set up for
• 1:39:56
  failure though. Always.
• 1:39:58
  Like fuck zip lock hurricane, like what the fuck?
• 1:40:02
  The Ziploc was a show of resilience.
• 1:40:05
  Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you overcame a lot of odds
• 1:40:08
  in that one. Yeah, you did.
• 1:40:09
  I bet the odds are real slim. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:15
  I got stories, they're just not podcast friendly.
• 1:40:20
  The next one, it's books. It's book worthy you.
• 1:40:22
  Know it's Burke worthy. Book Yeah.
• 1:40:24
  Twerk, Burke. My bad, I can't, I can't speak
• 1:40:27
  English is hard. Yeah, no, it's.
• 1:40:30
  OK, that is Andrew's best quality, though, is like, he
• 1:40:34
  always has a story and he always has.
• 1:40:36
  He's like a walking jukebox and like you don't know he's going
• 1:40:39
  to be humming a song and there is no telling what song it is or
• 1:40:43
  what genre it comes from. It just is.
• 1:40:45
  It's a random one on a random day and then it gets stuck in my
• 1:40:48
  head the rest of the day. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:50
  OK. So what's your go to genres?
• 1:40:54
  Right now it's different. It's weird.
• 1:40:55
  I go through phases like but right now it's like been a lot
• 1:40:59
  of metal. Like 90s?
• 1:41:01
  Like who? So I just do like a Spotify like
• 1:41:06
  for you, OK. You can just curious it.
• 1:41:08
  For me when I was a divorced dad Rock, Yeah, well, that's kind of
• 1:41:11
  like butt rockish, but it'll be like Deftones or like Metallica
• 1:41:15
  Throne in there or like Patera or something like that.
• 1:41:19
  Yeah, OK. You.
• 1:41:21
  Yeah, I switch it up too. It's kind of, I'm a seasonal
• 1:41:24
  music listener, so it changes with the seasons.
• 1:41:26
  But like, I stumbled upon this, I don't know what you would call
• 1:41:30
  it. It's like kind of like a like a
• 1:41:32
  90s like grunge rock playlist I guess.
• 1:41:35
  We're talking Nirvana. So we're talking like Nirvana
• 1:41:37
  and like Radiohead and that sort of thing, and I've just been
• 1:41:40
  really enjoying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:43
  I was hoping you wouldn't ask. Me.
• 1:41:45
  Oh, thanks. Sorry everyone.
• 1:41:47
  Came. I don't know, I listened to
• 1:41:48
  literally everything. Yeah.
• 1:41:50
  What was the song you listened to today?
• 1:41:53
  Sauna, sauna. Sauna, sauna.
• 1:41:55
  Yeah. You want me to play it?
• 1:41:57
  Yeah. Do you open your Spotify?
• 1:41:59
  Will it tell you? What?
• 1:42:00
  Your last played song was Yeah, I think so.
• 1:42:02
  I should. Kryptonite.
• 1:42:04
  Kryptonite 3 Doors Down. Nice.
• 1:42:07
  OK for me. Hot 1.
• 1:42:09
  Denzel Curry. That was me today.
• 1:42:12
  That's a great, that's a great album.
• 1:42:14
  I'm a new, I just put him on. I'm new to Denzel Curry.
• 1:42:16
  And like, have you listened? To this bulls on a parade cover
• 1:42:19
  No, but I I've gotten. Into Denzel Curry because like.
• 1:42:22
  Oh shit, it was like. Three years ago like that album
• 1:42:28
  God like he has one that taboo like you know what I'm talking
• 1:42:32
  about that whole album is fucking fire.
• 1:42:34
  He has a bulls on a parade. Oh, I'm gonna have to put this
• 1:42:37
  on on my thing. You're you're a.
• 1:42:40
  Completely different artist here.
• 1:42:41
  This is crazy. Oh.
• 1:42:42
  Shit, I'm OK. I'm yours, my last played was.
• 1:42:47
  I miss you by Blink 182. You're so alternative and emo.
• 1:42:52
  I love it. Emo kid at heart like.
• 1:42:57
  I said. Metal and then butt.
• 1:42:59
  Rock was literally online. But see like.
• 1:43:02
  Speaking of e-mail alternative, so like I that's why I fuck with
• 1:43:05
  Denzel. Curry.
• 1:43:06
  Like, I feel like he's kind of like that, you know?
• 1:43:08
  He's just angry. He's just like, I love a good
• 1:43:11
  angry song, you know? What was yours today or whatever
• 1:43:17
  it was? The sauna.
• 1:43:17
  Sauna. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:18
  Oh yeah. You were going to play, We play.
• 1:43:21
  When I'm trying to get my son. To calm down.
• 1:43:24
  So is it a little kid song? Yeah.
• 1:43:26
  OK, play it I. Love it.
• 1:43:32
  You're a total dead. It's kind of.
• 1:43:35
  Catchy. It's great.
• 1:43:39
  Is this? Owl City.
• 1:43:40
  This. Sound like.
• 1:43:43
  Owl City the second we. Play it.
• 1:43:51
  He just Oh my God, that's funny. I have no idea what it's saying,
• 1:43:56
  Sana, sana. I mean, it's like when you get
• 1:43:58
  an ouchy and. I don't know my my.
• 1:44:01
  Wife and so sana sana colita arana is something that you say.
• 1:44:05
  Like. So that it goes away.
• 1:44:07
  Like Sana, Sana means heel, heel, butt of a frog.
• 1:44:14
  And that's how beautiful Spanish.
• 1:44:16
  Is that is like. That's a testament.
• 1:44:18
  To that I. Wish I would have kept going on
• 1:44:20
  doing it. Yeah, I would.
• 1:44:22
  Have would have gone that far. Very beautiful song.
• 1:44:24
  So what what's what was your song today?
• 1:44:28
  I don't. Use Spotify to listen to music
• 1:44:30
  actually, so I can't. Participate Are you taking a
• 1:44:33
  stand or what? I just the SoundCloud.
• 1:44:37
  SoundCloud. Yeah, yeah, Pandora, I gotta.
• 1:44:40
  Go. I do SoundCloud.
• 1:44:43
  Mostly with the ads, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:46
  Yeah. Yeah, my.
• 1:44:46
  Spotify has ads. I use Spotify to.
• 1:44:49
  Listen to the podcast. Can I actually tell?
• 1:44:51
  You an ad story Yes so this one time my wife.
• 1:44:55
  And I decided to get couples. Massages.
• 1:44:58
  Yeah, for I think it was our anniversary or something and I'm
• 1:45:02
  in there and I'm enjoying this massage.
• 1:45:05
  It's nice, but they the music that they had was Pandora with
• 1:45:11
  the ads. Oh yeah.
• 1:45:12
  So I'm like getting all relaxed and some like, I don't know,
• 1:45:16
  Neutrogena ad like. Pops.
• 1:45:17
  Up. Like a Domino's ad.
• 1:45:20
  Yeah, Yeah. And you're like fuck what the
• 1:45:22
  and the ads are always like. 10 times.
• 1:45:23
  Louder than yeah. They are.
• 1:45:26
  They really are, though. I've only had one massage and it
• 1:45:28
  was a weird experience. Oh really?
• 1:45:31
  It's because you're autistic? Well, she came in the.
• 1:45:32
  Room. She's like, like for real.
• 1:45:35
  You don't like? You don't like textures?
• 1:45:37
  Being touched I'm. Telling you it's a texture.
• 1:45:40
  She. Is like get.
• 1:45:41
  Undressed. Leave your underwear on.
• 1:45:45
  When you say it like that, it just sound weird.
• 1:45:46
  I'm gonna come back in in like 10 minutes, yeah.
• 1:45:48
  I'm like, cool. I empty my pockets.
• 1:45:51
  I take my shirt off. I pull my pants down.
• 1:45:53
  She just walks in the room. I'm just standing there like
• 1:45:56
  bends over and she's like, oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:45:58
  I'm like. It's.
• 1:46:00
  Been like 30 seconds. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:02
  She wanted to see you naked, probably.
• 1:46:03
  And then she just talked to me the entire time, and I was just.
• 1:46:07
  Like no, not. Okay, I hate I hate when they do
• 1:46:10
  that like. You have to like, it's my time.
• 1:46:13
  Please don't talk to me. Yeah, see, I'm the opposite.
• 1:46:16
  I've only gotten one massage. Yeah, and it was, it was
• 1:46:19
  actually a couples massage too. I was like.
• 1:46:20
  Really thankful that my fiance was also in the room.
• 1:46:22
  But I was so like nervous, like uncomfortable nervous that I
• 1:46:25
  just talk. Yeah, the whole time.
• 1:46:27
  And I was like, I really need this conversation.
• 1:46:30
  I was gonna say you're, you're a nervous.
• 1:46:31
  Talker so. I can see you just yapping it up
• 1:46:33
  to her. Yeah.
• 1:46:34
  I just try to go to sleep. Yeah, I'm not, so you know.
• 1:46:39
  Girls get eyelash. Extensions.
• 1:46:41
  And I cannot. Do stuff like that because I get
• 1:46:43
  really anxious, like the first time that I got.
• 1:46:45
  Because like you, it takes like two or three hours just to put
• 1:46:48
  them in. Yeah.
• 1:46:49
  It takes a long time. Like hair by hair.
• 1:46:51
  Yeah, They go hair by hair. Yeah.
• 1:46:52
  That's wild. Yeah.
• 1:46:54
  And. You know you're like.
• 1:46:56
  Eyes closed, you're at the mercy of someone.
• 1:46:59
  Hell no. Like it's so anxious for me.
• 1:47:01
  I'm like oh God, please someone like Emily, our old Co host.
• 1:47:05
  I would be like, dude, you need to come over here right now and
• 1:47:08
  hold my hand like you need to watch that I'm nothing is
• 1:47:11
  happening to me. Just making faces at you.
• 1:47:13
  I think about that like with. Actors that get like major.
• 1:47:18
  Like prosthetics on their face and like they have to like.
• 1:47:22
  They get like straws on their nose so they can breathe and
• 1:47:24
  then they get like the mold taken over their head of like, I
• 1:47:26
  would freak, dude. Yeah, like letting that cure for
• 1:47:29
  like an hour and just being like, it's like they're a
• 1:47:32
  shitty. Person and so.
• 1:47:34
  The second their eyes get covered up, the person just like
• 1:47:36
  flipping. Them off, like, it's like when
• 1:47:38
  you get sent to your room as a kid and you're like, flipping
• 1:47:40
  off the door, you know, just like the whole time, you know?
• 1:47:44
  Yeah. For real though.
• 1:47:47
  Got you. I think this is a really.
• 1:47:50
  Good time for us to transition to what we call the.
• 1:47:52
  Lightning round and so we're. Just going to like fire off a
• 1:47:55
  bunch of random questions. I feel like we need a shot
• 1:48:01
  because we finish our drinks already.
• 1:48:02
  I wish that. Like we used to have actual.
• 1:48:04
  Bartenders in the room, it was a good time.
• 1:48:06
  Did they just stand in the corner?
• 1:48:07
  Yeah. And just stare at you.
• 1:48:09
  It was so cool. I mean, you won't have a shot.
• 1:48:13
  Take. I'll take a shot of water.
• 1:48:15
  Get your. Hydration you're going to have
• 1:48:16
  today. Kids.
• 1:48:17
  Yeah, and you're going to have to.
• 1:48:18
  Really open up, right? I'm super vulnerable so.
• 1:48:23
  Everyone can have a. Little shot, do you?
• 1:48:25
  Want one? Actually, I'll.
• 1:48:25
  Take a little shot. OK, I'm.
• 1:48:28
  Going to put them in here because they look pretty.
• 1:48:30
  Is that weird? Yeah, OK.
• 1:48:35
  Damn, that's a full. Glass, OH.
• 1:48:37
  Shit. Yours.
• 1:48:38
  Was I'm so sorry, Do you want one?
• 1:48:43
  Yes, you do. I see it.
• 1:48:46
  Was that that semi? Turner Sound.
• 1:48:49
  I don't know it's. Just labeled as TADA on.
• 1:48:51
  My board how full it is? It could be you can throw some
• 1:48:56
  in here. No, that's fine.
• 1:48:57
  Okay, I so. Sorry that I.
• 1:49:01
  My excuses that you were far from me, That perception.
• 1:49:04
  Not your friend. Yeah.
• 1:49:05
  Not my friend. Yeah.
• 1:49:06
  Yeah. She has problems with left and
• 1:49:08
  right. I.
• 1:49:08
  Have really bad problems with left and right.
• 1:49:10
  Steve the last. Guy, he has it.
• 1:49:14
  Tattooed on him left and right. And I really do need to tattoo
• 1:49:18
  that on myself as well because, well, I struggle.
• 1:49:21
  I think you need someone else to tattoo it on you because you
• 1:49:23
  might. That's true.
• 1:49:26
  That's true. Yeah.
• 1:49:26
  Yeah. I don't trust myself anymore so.
• 1:49:29
  Dusty. 'S going to kick us off for the
• 1:49:30
  lightning. Ground or I can, yeah.
• 1:49:33
  Yeah, I can. OK.
• 1:49:34
  I just thought I saw what your screen is.
• 1:49:36
  He has a lot of your guys's. Shit up on your on his screen.
• 1:49:39
  Right now. Did research on it.
• 1:49:40
  Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, I know now I'm kidding.
• 1:49:43
  It's a sound board. OK Beer, cocktail or coffee?
• 1:49:49
  If you can only have one for the.
• 1:49:51
  Rest of your life. I mean, easy for me.
• 1:49:54
  Coffee. Yeah, coffee.
• 1:49:56
  I think I'd have to do a coffee. Have to.
• 1:49:59
  Yeah, like. That I'm just thinking that if
• 1:50:03
  you're drinking every. Single day.
• 1:50:04
  Oh, fair. Yeah, but for your health, OK.
• 1:50:09
  Yeah, I. Need it to function.
• 1:50:12
  Beer gets. Me bloated I can't do.
• 1:50:13
  It I'm not, yeah, I can't. Do beer.
• 1:50:15
  I'm not a beer person. What's a dream celebrity?
• 1:50:19
  That you could have a drink with at good company.
• 1:50:28
  Damn, that's a great question. Tobey Maguire.
• 1:50:32
  Oh, shoot. No.
• 1:50:34
  I would love to have a drink with.
• 1:50:35
  William Dafoe, actually. That's.
• 1:50:38
  Crazy. Awesome.
• 1:50:39
  Tobey would have to go in the back burner, yeah.
• 1:50:42
  Yeah. Denzel Curry.
• 1:50:48
  Celebrity. That's very.
• 1:50:49
  Sports person. That's very hard, sports person.
• 1:50:53
  That's how you know that I can that I watch sports person.
• 1:50:56
  Sports Who? Do I love personas food
• 1:50:59
  personas? Yeah.
• 1:51:02
  Probably Tim Robinson. Oh my God.
• 1:51:04
  He's hilarious. And he skateboards.
• 1:51:06
  So we talk skateboarding. Yeah, you are, Joe.
• 1:51:09
  Yeah, that's a great answer. Are you guys going to skip Can't
• 1:51:14
  steal? It I would steal that one.
• 1:51:16
  You steal that one. He said you can't see him.
• 1:51:18
  I'm sorry. You're gonna have to cut all
• 1:51:31
  this. So we look like we're really
• 1:51:33
  fast. Yeah, that's OK.
• 1:51:35
  That that's why he does this stuff.
• 1:51:36
  Yeah. Most.
• 1:51:38
  Overrated cocktail on any menu. Old fashioned.
• 1:51:44
  I was afraid you were gonna say. That I love old fashioned, yeah,
• 1:51:48
  but just. Overrated.
• 1:51:49
  I think they're. Overrated only because.
• 1:51:51
  There's no true recipe for them. And they're always all
• 1:51:54
  different. So I never order them when I go
• 1:51:56
  out because I'm always disappointed.
• 1:52:00
  Like I'm made the way I make them and that's it.
• 1:52:02
  OK. Have you had the one at Sabor?
• 1:52:04
  Yeah. They have like a rose.
• 1:52:07
  Ice Cube, I know that's not part like the main thing about the
• 1:52:10
  Old Fashioned, but it's a tequila based one.
• 1:52:13
  It's really good. I went to a cocktail bar here in
• 1:52:17
  town a few years ago and. They like.
• 1:52:20
  Smoked the glass but it had like the soot fell into the glass and
• 1:52:25
  then it was like in my teeth raining.
• 1:52:27
  It was weird. Tasted good, but the texture of
• 1:52:30
  it in my gums was not Yeah yeah. You guys, can I give a coffee
• 1:52:35
  answer? Yeah, I.
• 1:52:36
  Have a very strong opinion about a coffee drink that's Yeah, let
• 1:52:39
  us. Know it's the Americano.
• 1:52:42
  It is by far the. Most trash drink on.
• 1:52:45
  Every Water Cafe menu just get drip coffee.
• 1:52:48
  It's so much better. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:52
  Why? Because it has American in the
• 1:52:54
  name or what? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:56
  I. Wasn't going to.
• 1:52:56
  Say it, but it's Canadian. Condo now, right?
• 1:52:58
  Canadian. No, they just they're.
• 1:53:00
  Never good. Like people get them because?
• 1:53:02
  They think espresso has more caffeine.
• 1:53:04
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:53:06
  They're just never, they're never as interesting.
• 1:53:09
  As a good cup of. Drip coffee Fair, Yeah.
• 1:53:11
  Yeah, mine will probably get me murdered, yeah.
• 1:53:16
  By 1000, white ladies, a Margarita.
• 1:53:18
  But the espresso martini? Oh.
• 1:53:22
  Hey man, we own a. We own a coffee.
• 1:53:23
  Shop in a bar that's shut you now.
• 1:53:26
  No. The White Lady spoke.
• 1:53:29
  Come to good company. And get the espresso martini.
• 1:53:32
  But but our espresso martini is really good.
• 1:53:35
  I've been told OK, OK, hangover. Cure greasy breakfast.
• 1:53:43
  Or coffee first, coffee both, diner one or first which?
• 1:53:49
  One's first. Coffee.
• 1:53:51
  Because I'm waiting for my breakfast, yeah.
• 1:53:53
  Coffee, I have to say. Coffee.
• 1:53:56
  I don't know. Yeah, I.
• 1:53:57
  Can't imagine ever waking up on a morning and.
• 1:54:00
  Not wanting that to be the first thing in.
• 1:54:01
  My hand, yeah, yeah. That's how you know you have a
• 1:54:04
  problem. Well, we're a solution to a
• 1:54:06
  problem. Or like when you get a headache
• 1:54:09
  because. You haven't had your.
• 1:54:10
  Coffee yet? That's.
• 1:54:12
  That's a real thing. No, it's a real.
• 1:54:13
  Thing that's happened to me several times yeah.
• 1:54:17
  Worst thing you've ever put in the coffee just to try and I.
• 1:54:21
  Think you already? Said it.
• 1:54:22
  Yeah. It was a old charter whiskey.
• 1:54:28
  I didn't put it in the coffee. I.
• 1:54:29
  Put coffee in it. But it was.
• 1:54:31
  A Monster Energy without the shot of espresso.
• 1:54:35
  Sorry, I wasn't judging you. That was really harsh.
• 1:54:37
  That was to get through. Oktoberfest.
• 1:54:40
  To Andrew Merkel. Yeah, shout out to Merkel he
• 1:54:42
  brought. Everyone.
• 1:54:44
  Green eyes. You killed him.
• 1:54:45
  Green eye. Yeah.
• 1:54:46
  Yeah. Just a monster with shots of
• 1:54:49
  espresso on it. Fuck, that sounds kind of gross.
• 1:54:52
  It was gross, but I was buzzing. So like you.
• 1:54:55
  I like the anxiety. I like the yeah.
• 1:54:57
  Yeah, I like the feel the the high of yeah love it.
• 1:55:01
  Yeah, I. Like to be back on the?
• 1:55:03
  Edge like I take the meds, but I.
• 1:55:05
  Want something to put the edge back?
• 1:55:06
  On you know what I mean, you got feel something yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:55:10
  yeah. Shave off a little too much.
• 1:55:11
  Yeah, 'cause I do, you know, like when I, when I take edibles
• 1:55:14
  now I realize. How much my meds really?
• 1:55:16
  Do be medding because I'm like shit when I take an edible like
• 1:55:20
  I'm funny as hell. So like if you guys think I'm
• 1:55:23
  funny right now, just imagine me off the meds.
• 1:55:27
  Like I'm just saying that's the quote.
• 1:55:29
  Yeah, clip that Clippers or. Scissors.
• 1:55:37
  As barbers depends, I had to say that.
• 1:55:40
  It just really depends. Clippers.
• 1:55:43
  I guess I could do everything. With the Clipper I can't do
• 1:55:46
  everything with scissors. Well, I could.
• 1:55:47
  It'd just. Take me a little longer.
• 1:55:48
  Take you 4 hours. Yeah, probably.
• 1:55:56
  Clean fade or a rugged beard fade?
• 1:55:59
  I hate doing facial hair. Same.
• 1:56:02
  Only they can do this. Only because I had somebody
• 1:56:06
  burp. Or.
• 1:56:08
  Like straight onions, Like into your face.
• 1:56:12
  Like fresh after lunch. And I was like I.
• 1:56:16
  Will never. Shave the face again, breathing.
• 1:56:19
  Breathing through your mouth and letting the mustache hair fall
• 1:56:22
  in your mouth or. Staring at your soul.
• 1:56:25
  While you're doing, yeah, you can see them in your peripheral,
• 1:56:27
  like staring at your eyes, but you're focused on their lip.
• 1:56:32
  Stop. And you're like, please close
• 1:56:34
  your eyes. OK, so all men out there, close
• 1:56:37
  your eyes. While they're.
• 1:56:38
  Trimming. Your beard and your mouth and
• 1:56:39
  your mouth and don't you be fucking burping in someone's
• 1:56:42
  face. That's gross.
• 1:56:44
  Yeah dog. Yeah dog.
• 1:56:46
  Grow up. Yeah dog.
• 1:56:48
  Yeah, dog. Yeah dog. 1 celeb.
• 1:56:53
  Haircut you refuse to do. Celeb haircut.
• 1:56:57
  Yeah, or like, you know, just. Something that's trending right
• 1:56:59
  now, like a trending. Haircut that you're like, I'm
• 1:57:01
  not doing that. Shit, I thought you were talking
• 1:57:03
  about an actual celebrity or that too.
• 1:57:06
  Whatever comes to mine, I want. To Monica's hair.
• 1:57:08
  But I would because I want to. Shave his head.
• 1:57:12
  Who DJT? Yeah, yeah, Kids are weird now.
• 1:57:18
  They're saying weird stuff. I feel like I'm getting old.
• 1:57:20
  They're like 14 year olds come to shop the other day.
• 1:57:22
  He's like, I want taper, block, fade.
• 1:57:24
  I was like, what the. What the fuck does that even
• 1:57:25
  mean? And then I just looked at his
• 1:57:27
  hair and I was like, you want this here and this here?
• 1:57:29
  He's like, yeah. And I was like, it's just a this
• 1:57:31
  is just a blowout from when I was a kid.
• 1:57:33
  Like they call it that. Don't be weird.
• 1:57:35
  This is just a quality haircut. Yeah.
• 1:57:37
  It's just weird. Yeah.
• 1:57:38
  I don't know. What's worse?
• 1:57:44
  Well, no. I feel like this is easy.
• 1:57:47
  For me personally, but then again, bad haircut or a bad
• 1:57:50
  tattoo? Bad tattoo, Yeah.
• 1:57:54
  Easy, huh? Like that?
• 1:57:56
  Yeah. I'm looking at this question
• 1:57:57
  like why the fuck did I put this in here?
• 1:58:00
  Caleb and I are probably like the least picky people whenever
• 1:58:02
  it comes to our hair because I'm like, it's going to grow.
• 1:58:05
  Back. Yeah, I just want you to try.
• 1:58:07
  That's it. Yeah, just try.
• 1:58:09
  Have you guys had Mohawks? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:12
  Yeah, when I was in high school, I had like a.
• 1:58:13
  Mohawk with a rat. Tail.
• 1:58:15
  What I. Had beads.
• 1:58:17
  In it no way that's his trauma, he.
• 1:58:20
  Left out trauma. I'm gonna go look.
• 1:58:22
  That up on your Facebook? On your Myspace.
• 1:58:26
  Your Bebo. I wish I could find that.
• 1:58:28
  Your Bebo. My Myspace.
• 1:58:30
  Your Myspace. I'm gonna.
• 1:58:31
  Find you on my. Yeah.
• 1:58:33
  No, I didn't know that one. I'm trying to think what other?
• 1:58:36
  One shit I can't remember right now.
• 1:58:39
  You can find my Club Penguin account.
• 1:58:41
  I'm gonna find your Club Penguin account, Your username 1.
• 1:58:49
  Conspiracy theory you low key. Think might be true.
• 1:58:53
  Oh, Sasquatch. Sasquatch done, I have been
• 1:58:58
  saying. This since.
• 1:58:59
  September 12th, 2001. But.
• 1:59:03
  But Caleb was not born on September 12th. 911. 911 Yeah,
• 1:59:09
  for real. We did that show.
• 1:59:11
  Boo. You think so?
• 1:59:14
  Oh. 100%, yeah, I think, I think.
• 1:59:16
  That was shit, was an inside. Job because yeah, yeah, like.
• 1:59:19
  They were looking at. I'm not gonna get into it.
• 1:59:22
  I can just I can talk about this could be a whole.
• 1:59:23
  Podcast. Damn.
• 1:59:24
  Like we were gonna get in conspiracy theories.
• 1:59:27
  Yeah, we were. Yeah, yeah, we were gonna get
• 1:59:29
  into them. First time I met Caleb's wife.
• 1:59:30
  Yeah, I like brought. That up and she's.
• 1:59:32
  Like ha ha ha. And I was like, no, I'm serious.
• 1:59:35
  And like, yeah, I can. I can talk conspiracy theories
• 1:59:39
  for hours. Yeah, easy.
• 1:59:40
  Yeah, that's like. Number.
• 1:59:42
  One for me, yeah. I mean that would be it.
• 1:59:48
  I don't know. I love how safe you are.
• 1:59:51
  Yeah, he's. Gonna tip his toes in.
• 1:59:54
  The water and I just jump off kind.
• 1:59:56
  Of Guy, Yeah. Yeah, Nick watches.
• 1:59:58
  He's. He's like, go guys, go Nick.
• 2:00:01
  Nick just steals the safe ones. He's like.
• 2:00:03
  Sasquatch. There's so many other.
• 2:00:05
  Safe ones. OK, what's an unsafe one?
• 2:00:08
  It's an unsafe 1. Yeah, it's an unsafe.
• 2:00:10
  Yeah, you're not allowed to do safe.
• 2:00:11
  Answers anymore because you're I'll do.
• 2:00:13
  Not drunk, I'll do JFK. JFK OK, yeah, inside.
• 2:00:16
  We did that too. Yeah, I could see that one for
• 2:00:18
  sure. Easy.
• 2:00:21
  Blasted that fool. His wife, that's.
• 2:00:25
  Fucked up. It is kind of fucked up, yeah,
• 2:00:26
  for sure. What are the other?
• 2:00:28
  Conspiracies. There's the one that birds
• 2:00:30
  aren't real. There's the one about bird
• 2:00:32
  landing. Or bird landing.
• 2:00:34
  The moon landing's not real Flat Earth.
• 2:00:37
  These are all safe. Oh, that's that's safe.
• 2:00:39
  OK, that feels like pretty safe. Like flatter.
• 2:00:42
  Aliens come from underneath. The water, I think that's real.
• 2:00:45
  That's my my conspiracy theory is.
• 2:00:47
  That aliens come from under the water because we're. 80% water
• 2:00:50
  in this earth. And like, sorry, soapbox,
• 2:00:54
  anytime we get on this subject, look at squid.
• 2:00:56
  Yeah, like what the fuck? All those things underneath the
• 2:00:59
  water, they look creepy as fuck and.
• 2:01:00
  We know more. About our space and we do our
• 2:01:03
  water. That's scary.
• 2:01:04
  And we all need to be afraid of our oceans.
• 2:01:06
  Be afraid what they tell us What happens to the Aztecs, dude,
• 2:01:09
  where'd they go? Yeah, shit.
• 2:01:11
  Or like just even. The Egyptians like how do we
• 2:01:15
  build all? These pyramids, yeah.
• 2:01:16
  And how is it that in Egypt but also in Mexico?
• 2:01:19
  They Yeah, like how? And these people can't
• 2:01:22
  communicate because we're talking supposedly back then in
• 2:01:25
  the day, they can't communicate. Yeah, I don't think we give
• 2:01:29
  humans 100%. That's when all the contents
• 2:01:31
  were connected. No, they weren't, because Pangea
• 2:01:33
  was. Pangea was when?
• 2:01:35
  Like I. Supposedly human species didn't
• 2:01:39
  exist. What is Pangea?
• 2:01:40
  I've only continents connect. We're connected.
• 2:01:42
  Yeah. I heard that in that that little
• 2:01:43
  Dicky song and I just. Never looked it up and.
• 2:01:46
  He's like, you know, I do. Fuck with Pangea, it's a cool
• 2:01:48
  place to hear about Pangea. It's.
• 2:01:52
  A at. School.
• 2:01:53
  It's PEM does. No, I'm kidding.
• 2:01:55
  It's a supercontinent that existed.
• 2:01:57
  During the late Paleozoic and early.
• 2:02:00
  Mesozoic eras. That's before people 335 to 200
• 2:02:03
  million years ago and like I think.
• 2:02:06
  Egypt. Like all the old.
• 2:02:09
  Civilization because like that's supposedly the oldest one, I
• 2:02:13
  think. I mean, that's years after that.
• 2:02:17
  So like supposedly when we were Pangea, when all the continents
• 2:02:20
  were together, there was no human species.
• 2:02:23
  I think, I'm pretty sure Mrs. Zoic, I think means that there's
• 2:02:27
  people though I don't know, or there was, cuz there's a whole
• 2:02:30
  bunch of stuff under Antarctica's ice that you.
• 2:02:34
  Know including a pyramid if you pyramid there too, yeah, it
• 2:02:38
  could be like communist. Communism too could be like
• 2:02:42
  maybe. A hot take one but it's good or
• 2:02:45
  bad or what? That's a good.
• 2:02:48
  That's a good one. Or like guerrilla warfare?
• 2:02:51
  Yeah, this is about. Well, I don't know if this is a
• 2:02:53
  hot take One it's the. Hottest take I can think of but
• 2:02:55
  the whole like Hitler is. Like, well, he's not still alive
• 2:02:58
  now, but like that he was never killed, I think.
• 2:03:01
  I think too Argentina. Yeah, Yeah, I think that he
• 2:03:03
  escaped Argentina. Yeah.
• 2:03:04
  Someone that psycho? Just doesn't end it.
• 2:03:07
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
• 2:03:11
  Last question, how about that? This is this is a good question.
• 2:03:17
  Do you guys? Put the toilet seat down.
• 2:03:19
  For your partners. So I was raised by a woman put
• 2:03:23
  it up who we. Closed the.
• 2:03:30
  Lid. As well in my household.
• 2:03:33
  Because my mom was the right way.
• 2:03:34
  My mom was like, I don't want to stare at it.
• 2:03:36
  She's a germaphobe. And also, if I have to lift a
• 2:03:41
  toilet seat up and or if you have to lift the seats up to
• 2:03:44
  pee, it's only fair that I left the seat up too.
• 2:03:46
  I was like what she told me as a kid.
• 2:03:48
  But yeah, I just don't want to see inside the toilet, to be
• 2:03:50
  honest. So I think that's a good answer.
• 2:03:53
  That's my yeah, I closed the whole lid too.
• 2:03:55
  I saw a statistic. One time about all the like
• 2:03:58
  bacteria that comes. Out.
• 2:03:59
  Yeah, when you ever since I was just like, that's just easy.
• 2:04:01
  Let's make it easy. That's what I did too.
• 2:04:04
  I got. Traumatized.
• 2:04:05
  Just kind of, what a gross day. Decides, oh you're kind of
• 2:04:08
  gross. Usually I close it.
• 2:04:11
  Also like I have a kid I don't want her to like true and my dog
• 2:04:15
  would get. Inside the.
• 2:04:16
  Toilet and that just makes me mad.
• 2:04:18
  Yeah. Yeah, that's.
• 2:04:19
  Fair. Fun fact, I thought of that
• 2:04:21
  question during our break earlier.
• 2:04:23
  Oh good, because I went to the bathroom.
• 2:04:26
  That's a good question, though. That's a good question,
• 2:04:28
  especially for. Them.
• 2:04:28
  Yeah, close. Public.
• 2:04:31
  I close public. I will be honest it.
• 2:04:34
  Was open when I went in. And Dusty.
• 2:04:37
  Was the last person. It was a little dirty and so I
• 2:04:40
  just took. Some some toilet paper and I
• 2:04:42
  cleaned it because. I didn't want to see it and then
• 2:04:44
  I shut the lid. I I always clean it if it is
• 2:04:48
  dirty because I don't want to come at.
• 2:04:50
  My biggest fear is coming out of the bathroom and someone's
• 2:04:53
  waiting and they're going. To be like this.
• 2:04:54
  Guy. Oh yeah, this guy pissed all
• 2:04:56
  over the seat. Yeah, yeah, depends on where I'm
• 2:05:00
  at. To disrespect.
• 2:05:01
  In public restrooms just. Makes.
• 2:05:03
  Me so mad Oh yeah as you guys as.
• 2:05:05
  Business owners, I bet, just as a consumer.
• 2:05:09
  Into a bathroom? I don't want to see that either.
• 2:05:12
  True. Yeah, yeah, that yeah, so.
• 2:05:17
  On a good take. We've.
• 2:05:19
  Now heard a little bit. About you guys.
• 2:05:21
  Your stories, your passions, some of your.
• 2:05:23
  Interests so tell us in our. Listeners, how can everyone
• 2:05:27
  support you? I'm dependent and good company.
• 2:05:32
  Mm hmm. Order your.
• 2:05:33
  Order your coffee. Buy local coffee beans.
• 2:05:37
  Even if it's not from. Us just buy local coffee beans.
• 2:05:40
  Yeah, yeah, it's important right now.
• 2:05:43
  Literally stop. Stop going.
• 2:05:45
  To chains, you have to. Like make an effort.
• 2:05:48
  To go support a local business so it keeps the money inside of
• 2:05:52
  our community. Yeah, 100%.
• 2:05:55
  And it's not any cheaper. That's what's crazy.
• 2:05:58
  That's true. Going to any chain restaurant
• 2:06:01
  it's you're spending almost as much money if not.
• 2:06:03
  More. On on products that you would at
• 2:06:08
  a local spot. That has people that actually.
• 2:06:10
  Live Don't let convenience deer you from going to a business
• 2:06:16
  Yeah, get out of your car, walk in, have an.
• 2:06:18
  Interaction. Learn to.
• 2:06:19
  Walk more than a block in Wichita.
• 2:06:22
  Yes, it's OK to get those steps in.
• 2:06:25
  It's a good thing to get the. Steps.
• 2:06:26
  In you don't. Need the superstar parking?
• 2:06:29
  Yeah. Yeah, OK.
• 2:06:32
  Well. Here's you guys, Pariva.
• 2:06:35
  Pavajo down palcentro Y paventro.
• 2:06:47
  How was that? Did you guys like it?
• 2:06:49
  It was great, yeah. Did you?
• 2:06:52
  Like you know from one person and you.
• 2:06:54
  Guys were happy about. A podcast?
• 2:06:56
  Were you terrified still?