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- 0:07Speaker 1: We present The Absence of Mr Glass, adapted for radio
- 0:11Speaker 1: by John Scottney, with Andrew Sachs as Father Brown, Olivier
- 0:15Speaker 1: Pierre as Flambeau, and Bernard Archer as Dr Orion Hood.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 0:29Speaker 3: I've got the kettle on.
- 0:35Speaker 4: Ah, excuse me.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Yes, what do you want?
- 0:38Speaker 5: My name is Brown, Father Brown. I believe a friend
- 0:42Speaker 5: of mine, a Monsieur Flambeau, is a guest here.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Monsieur Flambeau? Oh, come in.
- 0:47Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 0:48Speaker 3: Wait here.
- 0:49Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Monsieur Flambeau, there's a clerical gentleman here says he knows you.
- 0:59Speaker 6: Father Brown? Yes.
- 1:01Speaker 7: Ah, my dear Father Brown. What a pleasure to see you.
- 1:06Speaker 7: You had my message.
- 1:07Speaker 6: Oh, indeed, yes.
- 1:08Speaker 7: As soon as I learned you were visiting the resort,
- 1:11Speaker 7: I told Mr., um, the gentleman who lives here, and he,
- 1:16Speaker 7: my host, is most anxious to make her acquaintance. Please,
- 1:22Speaker 7: would you tell the master Father Brown is here?
- 1:25Speaker 5: Very good, sir. Flounder, what is this? Why all this secrecy?
- 1:30Speaker 5: The gentleman who lives here, the master, my host, who
- 1:34Speaker 5: is it you're staying with?
- 1:35Speaker 4: Let us simply say a very eminent consulting detective now
- 1:40Speaker 4: living in retirement on the south coast and devoting himself
- 1:45Speaker 4: to beekeeping.
- 1:48Speaker 5: Good heavens!
- 1:49Speaker 7: You don't mean.
- 1:51Speaker 5: Indeed.
- 1:53Speaker 7: My host does not like his real name to be used.
- 1:56Speaker 5: Oh, but surely he has nothing to be ashamed of.
- 1:58Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, but since his retirement from his
- 2:01Speaker 7: all-too-well-known address in.
- 2:04Speaker 4: Baker Street.
- 2:05Speaker 7: He has no desire to be plagued by heads of
- 2:07Speaker 7: state and baffled detectives every time a case of more
- 2:11Speaker 7: than usual complexity comes out.
- 2:14Speaker 4: So he chooses to call himself Dr.
- 2:16Speaker 5: Hood.
- 2:17Speaker 7: Dr.
- 2:17Speaker 5: Hood?
- 2:18Speaker 6: Dr. Orion Hood, my dear Father Brown.
- 2:22Speaker 7: Ah, Dr.
- 2:22Speaker 6: Hood.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Hello.
- 2:24Speaker 6: The name Hood may be assumed, but as it happens,
- 2:28Speaker 6: the title of doctor is not. I hold the degrees
- 2:31Speaker 6: of doctor of letters from several universities... though I am not,
- 2:35Speaker 6: my regret, a doctor of medicine like my old colleague
- 2:38Speaker 6: and chronicler.
- 2:40Speaker 4: Ah, yes.
- 2:40Speaker 6: But I observe that it is blustery on the coast,
- 2:43Speaker 6: so blustery, I perceive, that you abandoned your original intention
- 2:47Speaker 6: of walking from the town by the seashore and instead
- 2:50Speaker 6: turned inland and came over the down. Oh, sir, mon dieu,
- 2:55Speaker 6: you deduced so much. My dear sir, excellent. Elementary, my
- 2:59Speaker 6: dear Framboise. Elementary. Well, you know my methods. Father Brown's
- 3:04Speaker 6: sutan is covered in specks of salt, which suggests that
- 3:07Speaker 6: a strong wind has blown sea spray onto it. Yes.
- 3:11Speaker 6: But it is no longer wet, so it has had
- 3:13Speaker 6: time to dry. Therefore, it must be some time since
- 3:16Speaker 6: he left the seashore.
- 3:18Speaker 4: Of course.
- 3:18Speaker 5: You will, of course, have noticed that his.
- 3:19Speaker 6: Boots have both sand and the chalky mud of the
- 3:22Speaker 6: Downs on them. I'm so sorry. I must wipe them.
- 3:24Speaker 7: Come through to my study.
- 3:26Speaker 8: Oh.
- 3:26Speaker 6: My admirable housekeeper has prepared us tea and muffin.
- 3:29Speaker 5: Oh, that's not true.
- 3:30Speaker 6: That's not true.
- 3:32Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
- 3:33Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Mrs.
- 3:35Speaker 7: Bush, we're at party now.
- 3:37Speaker 6: There will be three of us.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Yes, sir.
- 3:40Speaker 6: You are no doubt wondering why I have invited Monsieur
- 3:43Speaker 6: Frambo to stay with me, Father Brown.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Why, yes, as a matter of fact, Mr.
- 3:47Speaker 6: Hood. Hood, Father Brown. During his singular criminal career, Monsieur
- 3:53Speaker 6: Frambo had a hand in several cases which, I must say,
- 3:57Speaker 6: taxed my powers to the limits.
- 3:59Speaker 7: Oh, you are too kind.
- 4:00Speaker 6: No, no, no. And he's kindly agreed to be my
- 4:03Speaker 6: guest for a few days and discuss them with me.
- 4:06Speaker 6: But pray sit down, gentlemen. Oh, thank you.
- 4:09Speaker 4: Stop!
- 4:10Speaker 6: Father Brown, no. I beg you, do not sit there.
- 4:14Speaker 7: Why?
- 4:14Speaker 4: What is it?
- 4:15Speaker 6: Oh, good heavens.
- 4:17Speaker 7: My violins.
- 4:18Speaker 6: Oh, so sorry. I'm afraid my habits remain somewhat untidy. Do, do,
- 4:23Speaker 6: please sit down. And if you'd care to fill your pipe,
- 4:28Speaker 6: I have some excellent Balkan tobacco somewhere. Somewhere. Where did
- 4:34Speaker 6: I put it? It's in a slipper, a Persian slipper.
- 4:38Speaker 3: It's stuck to the mantelpiece with a knife, sir.
- 4:42Speaker 6: Oh, yes, yes, of course, thank you. Old habits die hard, gentlemen.
- 4:47Speaker 3: They do indeed, sir.
- 4:49Speaker 6: That will be all, thank you, Mrs. Bush. Yes, sir.
- 4:52Speaker 6: Very good, sir. Now, Father Brown.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Yes, sir.
- 4:57Speaker 6: You are visiting one of your former parishioners, Mrs. McNabb,
- 5:01Speaker 6: a widow who is in some distress about her daughter. Yes, yes.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Goodness, how could you deduce that?
- 5:08Speaker 6: Oh, my methods are sometimes quite straightforward and... When Mrs.
- 5:12Speaker 6: McNabb saw Thrombo in town yesterday, she recognized him as
- 5:16Speaker 6: a close friend of her old parish priest and a
- 5:19Speaker 6: frequent visitor to your room.
- 5:21Speaker 7: And it was she who told me you were coming
- 5:22Speaker 7: down to see her.
- 5:24Speaker 6: Mrs.
- 5:24Speaker 5: McNabb lives in one of those straggly houses near the
- 5:27Speaker 5: town's end.
- 5:28Speaker 7: She has one daughter. Maggie?
- 5:30Speaker 5: Yes.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Pray proceed.
- 5:33Speaker 5: She lets lodgings and at the moment has just the
- 5:36Speaker 5: one lodger, This young man called Mr... Todd Hunter.
- 5:40Speaker 6: Todd Hunter.
- 5:41Speaker 9: And he wants to marry the young woman. And what
- 5:44Speaker 9: does she want? Why, she wants to marry him. That's
- 5:47Speaker 9: just the awful complication. You see, she won't let them
- 5:51Speaker 9: get married.
- 5:51Speaker 7: Mrs. McNabb won't.
- 5:53Speaker 6: And the fellow is an ingenious rascal, no doubt. I
- 5:57Speaker 6: recall a similar case, once brought to me by an
- 6:00Speaker 6: illustrious client.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sure.
- 6:02Speaker 5: But young James Todd Hunter is a very decent man,
- 6:05Speaker 5: as far as I know.
- 6:06Speaker 7: He seems to have quite a pocketful of money, but
- 6:08Speaker 7: nobody knows what his trade is.
- 6:10Speaker 5: Mrs. McNabb is quite sure it's something dreadful and probably
- 6:14Speaker 5: connected with dynamite.
- 6:16Speaker 4: Ah, yes.
- 6:17Speaker 6: In the case of the illustrious client, my own experience... No, no, no.
- 6:21Speaker 5: The dynamite must be of a shy and noiseless sort,
- 6:24Speaker 5: for no one's heard its.
- 6:26Speaker 7: Yet it seems the poor fellow shuts himself up for
- 6:29Speaker 7: several hours a day and works away at something behind
- 6:32Speaker 7: a locked door.
- 6:33Speaker 6: Mrs.
- 6:34Speaker 7: McNabb is very distraught.
- 6:36Speaker 5: She told me a strange tale of two voices heard
- 6:40Speaker 5: talking in the room, though when she opened the door,
- 6:43Speaker 5: Todd Hunter was alone.
- 6:44Speaker 6: Interesting.
- 6:46Speaker 7: But also, he has a huge trunk in the corner
- 6:48Speaker 7: of his room which he keeps locked all day.
- 6:51Speaker 5: Mrs.
- 6:52Speaker 7: McNabb even half-suggested that this other man crawls out from
- 6:56Speaker 7: it every night.
- 6:57Speaker 6: No doubt it is full of Transylvanian soil.
- 7:02Speaker 5: What?
- 7:02Speaker 7: Sorry, I don't quite follow. Transylvanian.
- 7:05Speaker 6: What is this disturbance?
- 7:08Speaker 3: Thank heavens you're here. Calm yourself, young lady, calm yourself.
- 7:11Speaker 2: I'm extremely sorry, Dr.
- 7:13Speaker 4: Hood.
- 7:13Speaker 3: I tried to stop her, but this young woman said
- 7:15Speaker 3: she must see the famous detective and.
- 7:18Speaker 6: I see. Well, it is a most irregular proceeding, but.
- 7:22Speaker 5: Excuse me.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Interrupting, Your Honor, but I must see Father Brown at once.
- 7:26Speaker 3: It's a matter of extreme urgency.
- 7:28Speaker 6: Father Brown? Oh, I see. Then you are Maggie McNabb,
- 7:34Speaker 6: I presume?
- 7:35Speaker 3: How did you know that, sir?
- 7:36Speaker 6: Oh, it's obvious, my dear young lady. Father Brown arrived
- 7:39Speaker 6: in the town early today in order to visit your family.
- 7:43Speaker 6: He is unlikely to be acquainted with anyone else here,
- 7:45Speaker 6: certainly not anyone who reposes such trust in him that
- 7:48Speaker 6: in an emergency they travelled two miles out here to
- 7:51Speaker 6: seek his assistance rather than summon the immediate aid of
- 7:55Speaker 6: the local police. Now, I beg you, tell us what
- 7:59Speaker 6: has happened. And, Flumbo?
- 8:01Speaker 7: Yes?
- 8:01Speaker 6: Ask my man to get the dog cart ready. I
- 8:03Speaker 6: dare venture we shall be needing it.
- 8:05Speaker 3: I have a four-wheeler waiting outside, sir.
- 8:08Speaker 6: You are indeed a young lady of enterprise. Come, gentlemen,
- 8:12Speaker 6: let us hear Miss McNabb's story in the cab.
- 8:19Speaker 5: Now then, Maggie, tell us what has happened.
- 8:22Speaker 3: Oh, Father Brown, I'm terribly afraid that James... James has
- 8:29Speaker 3: been murdered.
- 8:30Speaker 6: What?
- 8:31Speaker 3: That man Glass has been with him again.
- 8:34Speaker 2: I heard it all through the door. They were talking
- 8:37Speaker 2: quite plain. James speaks low with a bow, and the
- 8:41Speaker 2: other voice was high and quavery.
- 8:43Speaker 6: That man Glass? Who is he, Mr Glass?
- 8:48Speaker 2: The truth I don't know, sir. I know nothing about
- 8:51Speaker 2: him except his name is Glass. They were quarrelling about money,
- 8:55Speaker 2: I think. I heard James say again and again.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Damn it, Mr. Glass, and then two, three, Mr. Glass,
- 9:04Speaker 3: damn it.
- 9:05Speaker 7: But what makes you think the young man has been murdered?
- 9:09Speaker 2: Well, after I heard their quarrelling, there was a silence.
- 9:13Speaker 2: I tried to break the door down, but I couldn't.
- 9:16Speaker 7: So what did you do?
- 9:17Speaker 3: Then I ran round to.
- 9:17Speaker 2: The backyard and managed to climb onto the windowsill that
- 9:20Speaker 2: looks into the room.
- 9:21Speaker 3: It was all dim, but there were all sorts of
- 9:23Speaker 3: things scattered about. And I swear I saw.
- 9:29Speaker 2: James lying huddled up in a corner, as if he
- 9:32Speaker 2: were drugged or strangled.
- 9:33Speaker 6: Oh, this is serious.
- 9:35Speaker 7: Whip up, Cuddy.
- 9:38Speaker 2: There seemed to be some playing cards littered about.
- 9:41Speaker 4: Is that so?
- 9:42Speaker 3: And some wine glasses.
- 9:43Speaker 6: Yes.
- 9:44Speaker 3: And that was strange, because James is almost teetotal. Oh,
- 9:48Speaker 3: and one of them was broken.
- 9:49Speaker 6: Interesting.
- 9:50Speaker 3: At least one.
- 9:51Speaker 8: And.
- 9:52Speaker 3: And there was a gentleman's silk top hat.
- 9:55Speaker 4: Top hat?
- 9:56Speaker 6: Yes.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 9:58Speaker 7: What, what?
- 9:59Speaker 3: I've just realized what it was.
- 10:02Speaker 5: Yes?
- 10:03Speaker 2: A long knife or sword lying glinting on the ground.
- 10:06Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Oh, Father Brown, I hope James is all right.
- 10:10Speaker 6: There, there, my child. Oh! You say Mr. Todd Hunter
- 10:15Speaker 6: is not given to strong drinker. Is he in any
- 10:18Speaker 6: other way profligate with his money?
- 10:20Speaker 5: Is he a gambler? Oh, no, sir.
- 10:23Speaker 3: James is very careful. Not mean, you understand.
- 10:28Speaker 6: Just careful.
- 10:30Speaker 3: We were saving to get married.
- 10:33Speaker 6: Oh, come, my dear. Ah, here we are. Gentlemen, come,
- 10:36Speaker 6: let us descend. There is no time to waste.
- 10:38Speaker 7: Gentlemen.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Mrs.
- 10:42Speaker 7: McNabb!
- 10:43Speaker 6: Mrs. McNabb!
- 10:44Speaker 3: My mother isn't at home, sir. But I have the key.
- 10:47Speaker 6: Oh, gentlemen... Now, Miss McNabb, I hardly know what we
- 10:51Speaker 6: shall find upstairs. You will understand if I say that
- 10:54Speaker 6: it would be best if you did not come up
- 10:55Speaker 6: for the moment. Father Brown? Yes? Whilst I would greatly
- 10:59Speaker 6: value your help upstairs, I feel you can be of
- 11:01Speaker 6: even greater assistance to Miss McNabb as her friend and pastor.
- 11:05Speaker 6: If you would be good enough to remain with her
- 11:07Speaker 6: while Monsieur Frambo and I go up. She seems to
- 11:09Speaker 6: be in great.
- 11:11Speaker 9: Need of comfort.
- 11:12Speaker 7: Yes, of course.
- 11:12Speaker 6: Come now, Frambo.
- 11:13Speaker 7: There's not a moment to be lost.
- 11:17Speaker 6: There. That must be the one. It's the only shut
- 11:19Speaker 6: door of any of the rooms that face the garden.
- 11:22Speaker 6: Monsieur Formeau, you are a little more burly than Mr.
- 11:25Speaker 5: McNabb.
- 11:26Speaker 6: Do you think you could break it down?
- 11:27Speaker 7: Oh, I should be able to. Oh, it's stronger than
- 11:31Speaker 7: I thought. Here, let me try again.
- 11:34Speaker 4: Voilà, ça y est.
- 11:39Speaker 5: This way.
- 11:41Speaker 7: No wonder it wouldn't budge. Look at the size of
- 11:43Speaker 7: those bolts.
- 11:44Speaker 5: And secure on the inside. That is most remarkable, my
- 11:47Speaker 5: dear Thornbow.
- 11:48Speaker 6: Now, let us enter. Ah, there, unless I'm greatly mistaken,
- 11:54Speaker 6: lies Mr. Todd Hunter. Is he dead? As you hear,
- 11:58Speaker 6: he is not.
- 12:00Speaker 5: No.
- 12:01Speaker 6: No, he appears to be gagged and tied up. Oh,
- 12:04Speaker 6: this is most interesting. Most interesting. Yes. Doctor, your stethoscope, please.
- 12:10Speaker 7: I am not a doctor. You're thinking of.
- 12:12Speaker 6: Yes, of course. Foolish of me.
- 12:17Speaker 5: Let me see.
- 12:17Speaker 6: Yes. His pulse is a little exalted, but basically normal.
- 12:24Speaker 6: There seems to be no sign of injury.
- 12:27Speaker 7: Well, aren't you going to untie him?
- 12:29Speaker 5: No.
- 12:30Speaker 7: But why not?
- 12:32Speaker 6: I have my reasons. However, until I am completely sure...
- 12:36Speaker 6: I would rather not reveal them. Yes, yes. Here is
- 12:41Speaker 6: everything just as that admirable young woman described it. Playing cards,
- 12:46Speaker 6: wine goblets, broken and complete top hat. Ah, yes, and
- 12:51Speaker 6: here is the sword, I think. Now, this is very curious.
- 12:56Speaker 6: Do you observe?
- 12:57Speaker 7: My God, yes. There's a drop of blood on it.
- 13:01Speaker 6: Oh, that surely in the circumstances might reasonably be expected.
- 13:04Speaker 6: What is curious... is that there should be so little blood,
- 13:08Speaker 6: a mere drop. Ah, the top hat is remarkable. Now,
- 13:13Speaker 6: where is my lens? What do you make of the hat,
- 13:17Speaker 6: Monsieur Flambeau?
- 13:18Speaker 7: It must belong to Mr.
- 13:19Speaker 6: Blatt.
- 13:20Speaker 7: It is exceptionally large, much, much too large for Mr.
- 13:23Speaker 5: Todd Hunter.
- 13:24Speaker 6: I see the faculty of observation is contagious. It is
- 13:29Speaker 6: indeed very large. I have only ever known one man
- 13:32Speaker 6: with such a large cranium.
- 13:34Speaker 7: You don't mean.
- 13:35Speaker 6: No, no, no, impossible.
- 13:37Speaker 5: It cannot be he, no.
- 13:40Speaker 6: Come over here, would you? Yes. Now, would you reach up?
- 13:45Speaker 6: Like this? Yes, yes, I thought so. You are a
- 13:49Speaker 6: large man, Flambeau, yet you cannot reach within six inches
- 13:52Speaker 6: of this gas bracket. But what do you see on
- 13:56Speaker 6: the bracket?
- 13:57Speaker 7: A small fragment of glass. What of it?
- 14:00Speaker 6: You see, but you do not notice.
- 14:03Speaker 5: It is a fragment of wine glass.
- 14:05Speaker 6: Clearly, the hand holding it must have smashed it against
- 14:08Speaker 6: the bracket.
- 14:09Speaker 5: Now, Todd Hunter here is quite short, so it must.
- 14:14Speaker 6: Be his mysterious visitor.
- 14:16Speaker 7: He must be a giant of a man.
- 14:18Speaker 6: Yes, but an elderly giant and something of a dandy.
- 14:22Speaker 6: His hat is of a stylish shape and... systematically brushed
- 14:25Speaker 6: and burnished, though not new.
- 14:28Speaker 7: And from this you deduce that he is an old man?
- 14:30Speaker 6: No, no, but if you examine it under a lens,
- 14:33Speaker 6: it has other peculiarities. The hair of human beings falls
- 14:36Speaker 6: out in varying degrees, but always falls out slightly, so
- 14:40Speaker 6: I should expect to find a number of hairs on
- 14:42Speaker 6: the hatband, but there are very few, and what there
- 14:44Speaker 6: are are all pure white, which suggests... An almost bald,
- 14:50Speaker 6: white-haired man. An elderly man, as is confirmed by the
- 14:53Speaker 6: querulous voice Miss McNabb heard.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Who is it?
- 14:56Speaker 6: Who's there?
- 14:58Speaker 7: It's only me.
- 14:59Speaker 8: Mrs.
- 14:59Speaker 5: McNabb has returned, so I left young Maggie with her.
- 15:02Speaker 7: Oh, Father, but it is magnificent.
- 15:04Speaker 5: Mr.
- 15:05Speaker 6: Hood... Oh, Doctor... Sorry, sorry.
- 15:08Speaker 7: Doctor Hood has established that Mr. Glass is tall from
- 15:11Speaker 7: this fragment of broken wine glass on the gas bracket,
- 15:14Speaker 7: that he has an enormous cranium and is a dandy
- 15:18Speaker 7: from his hat. And also, from his hat, that he
- 15:21Speaker 7: is an old man, because his hat band has few
- 15:24Speaker 7: hairs on it, and they are pure white.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Really, that does indeed sound remarkable. But isn't this poor James?
- 15:33Speaker 6: Who?
- 15:34Speaker 5: Well, alive, I'm glad to see. But why have you
- 15:36Speaker 5: not untied him?
- 15:37Speaker 6: I will explain all presently. It was by being too
- 15:40Speaker 6: precipitate in the case of the giant rat of Sumatra.
- 15:43Speaker 5: I'm sure he's all right.
- 15:45Speaker 6: Oh, you have my word of honor. You need have
- 15:47Speaker 6: no worries for Mr. Todd Hunter.
- 15:49Speaker 7: Oh, well, good.
- 15:51Speaker 5: Then do please continue. This is all most interesting.
- 15:53Speaker 6: Thank you. Now, I may say that it is possible
- 15:57Speaker 6: that the man in glass was bald or nervous to
- 15:59Speaker 6: dissipation rather than aid.
- 16:01Speaker 8: Mr.
- 16:01Speaker 6: Todd Hunter, it has been remarked, is a quiet, thrifty gentleman,
- 16:04Speaker 6: essentially an abstainer. These cards and wine cups are no
- 16:08Speaker 6: part of his normal habit. They have been produced for
- 16:11Speaker 6: a particular companion, but we may go farther. Mr. Todd
- 16:14Speaker 6: Hunter may or may not possess this wine service, but
- 16:18Speaker 6: he seems to possess no wine. What, then, do these
- 16:22Speaker 6: vessels contain?
- 16:25Speaker 5: Well, what do you think?
- 16:26Speaker 6: Well, I would suggest whiskey or brandy.
- 16:28Speaker 7: From a flask in Mr. Grass's pocket.
- 16:30Speaker 6: Exactly, exactly. Now we have something like the picture of
- 16:34Speaker 6: the man, or at least the type. Tall, elderly, fashionable,
- 16:37Speaker 6: but somewhat frayed. Certainly fond of play and strong waters.
- 16:41Speaker 6: Perhaps too fond of them. Mr. Glass is a gentleman
- 16:45Speaker 6: not unknown on the fringes of society.
- 16:49Speaker 5: It is quite remarkable, your construction, my dear sir.
- 16:53Speaker 7: Quite remarkable.
- 16:55Speaker 5: I must congratulate you on it.
- 16:56Speaker 6: Oh, it is merely a simple use of the scientific imagination,
- 16:59Speaker 6: Father Brown. My method is founded on the observance of trifles,
- 17:04Speaker 6: the application of logic.
- 17:05Speaker 5: Oh, yes, yes, indeed.
- 17:07Speaker 8: But, uh.
- 17:07Speaker 5: Yes?
- 17:08Speaker 6: Um... Shouldn't.
- 17:10Speaker 5: We tell Miss McNabb that Mr. Todd Hunter is alive?
- 17:14Speaker 6: Yes, perhaps it would be as well. Would you call
- 17:17Speaker 6: her up, Father Brown? Yes, yes, I will.
- 17:20Speaker 5: Miss McNabb?
- 17:21Speaker 6: I fear, Monsieur Plombo, that what I have to say
- 17:24Speaker 6: may well distress Miss McNabb.
- 17:26Speaker 7: What do you mean?
- 17:26Speaker 6: Well, we've seen something of the figure and quality of Mr. Glass,
- 17:30Speaker 6: and what are the chief facts known of Mr. Todd
- 17:32Speaker 6: Hunter here? There are substantially three. that he is economical,
- 17:37Speaker 6: that he is more or less wealthy, and that he
- 17:39Speaker 6: has a secret. Now, are these not the chief marks
- 17:42Speaker 6: of a man who is likely to be blackmailed? James!
- 17:47Speaker 7: James!
- 17:48Speaker 3: Thank heavens you're all right. Are you all right? Why
- 17:53Speaker 3: is James tied up?
- 17:54Speaker 6: There are sufficient reasons.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Father Brown, why is James still tied up? I, uh.
- 17:59Speaker 5: Yes, Doctor Hood, why is he still tied up?
- 18:02Speaker 6: Patience, my dear lady, patience. Oh! I was just explaining,
- 18:05Speaker 6: Father Brown, that Mr. Todd Hunter is just the kind
- 18:07Speaker 6: of man who is likely to be blackmailed.
- 18:09Speaker 5: Blackmailed?
- 18:10Speaker 6: Now, is it not equally obvious to the trained mind
- 18:13Speaker 6: that the faded finery, the profligate habits, and the shrill
- 18:17Speaker 6: irritation of Mr. Glass are the unmistakable marks of the
- 18:20Speaker 6: kind of man who blackmails?
- 18:23Speaker 7: And so these two men met here today and quarreled
- 18:26Speaker 7: using blows and a bare weapon?
- 18:28Speaker 6: Perhaps, although it is a maxim of mine never to.
- 18:31Speaker 3: Are you going to take these robes off?
- 18:33Speaker 7: No.
- 18:33Speaker 8: Hmm.
- 18:35Speaker 6: I think those ropes will do very well till your
- 18:38Speaker 6: friends the police bring the handcuffs.
- 18:40Speaker 3: What do you mean?
- 18:41Speaker 6: Because you find Mr. Todd Hunter tied up, you all
- 18:44Speaker 6: jump to the conclusion that Mr. Glass had tied him up,
- 18:46Speaker 6: and then, I suppose, escaped. Well, there are four objections
- 18:49Speaker 6: to this. I shall be very interested to hear them.
- 18:51Speaker 3: So should I.
- 18:52Speaker 6: Very well, you shall. First, why should a gentleman as
- 18:56Speaker 6: dressy as our friend Glass leave his hat behind if
- 18:59Speaker 6: he left of his own free will? Second, how did
- 19:03Speaker 6: he leave?
- 19:04Speaker 5: How do you mean?
- 19:05Speaker 6: The window is secured by iron bars. The door, as
- 19:08Speaker 6: you discovered, Mr. Fombo, was bolted from the inside very securely. Thirdly,
- 19:13Speaker 6: this blade here has a tiny touch of blood at
- 19:16Speaker 6: the point, but there is no wound on Mr. Todd Hunter. Mr.
- 19:20Speaker 6: Glass took that wound away with him.
- 19:22Speaker 3: He took it away with him?
- 19:24Speaker 6: Dead or alive, Miss McNab. Consider... Is it not much
- 19:28Speaker 6: more likely that the blackmailed person would try to kill
- 19:31Speaker 6: his incubus rather than the blackmailer would try to kill
- 19:34Speaker 6: the goose that lays his golden eggs? Here I think
- 19:37Speaker 6: we have a pretty common story. Todd Hunter was being
- 19:41Speaker 6: blackmailed and... Yes, yes, but the ropes. Ah, the ropes.
- 19:46Speaker 6: I have looked at all.
- 19:48Speaker 5: The knots on Mr.
- 19:48Speaker 6: Todd Hunter... You will recall, my dear Flombo, it was
- 19:51Speaker 6: the first thing I did upon entering the room. Yes.
- 19:54Speaker 6: I have made quite a study of knots. I have
- 19:56Speaker 6: even written a small monograph on the subject. Come, I
- 20:01Speaker 6: suspected something of the sort the moment I realized the
- 20:03Speaker 6: door was bolted from the inside. Every one of these
- 20:07Speaker 6: knots Mr. Todd Hunter made himself, and each is so
- 20:10Speaker 6: designed that he might loosen it himself. You are a
- 20:15Speaker 6: formidable antagonist, Mr.
- 20:16Speaker 8: Todd Hunter.
- 20:17Speaker 6: A man of singular ingenuity.
- 20:20Speaker 7: You mean that.
- 20:21Speaker 6: Yes, yes, this whole affair of the ropes is a
- 20:23Speaker 6: clever trick, a fake, to make us think him the
- 20:26Speaker 6: victim of the struggle instead of the wretched glass.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Then where is Mr Glass?
- 20:31Speaker 6: Well, I do not wish to distress you, Miss McNair,
- 20:34Speaker 6: but your mother may not have been far off the
- 20:36Speaker 6: mark when she attributed a sinister value to that extremely
- 20:40Speaker 6: large trunk in the corner. I suspect... that if we
- 20:44Speaker 6: were able to obtain the keys to it, we would find... Say.
- 20:48Speaker 5: It again, please.
- 20:49Speaker 6: What?
- 20:50Speaker 5: Do you mean that those knots are tied by Mr.
- 20:53Speaker 5: Todd Hunter?
- 20:54Speaker 6: Yes.
- 20:55Speaker 5: And that they're tied in such a way that it
- 20:57Speaker 5: is intended that he should be able also to untie
- 21:00Speaker 5: them himself? Precisely.
- 21:02Speaker 6: That is what I mean.
- 21:03Speaker 5: Jerusalem. I wondered if it could possibly be it. Excuse me.
- 21:09Speaker 6: Mr.
- 21:10Speaker 5: Todd Hunter, may I just.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Oh.
- 21:12Speaker 7: Oh.
- 21:13Speaker 5: Oh, yes, yes, I see what you mean. But, uh....
- 21:19Speaker 6: Father Brown?
- 21:20Speaker 5: Yes, yes, you're right, that's it, that's it. Can't you
- 21:23Speaker 5: see it in the man's face?
- 21:25Speaker 7: What on earth do you mean?
- 21:26Speaker 5: But look at his eyes.
- 21:27Speaker 3: His eyes do look queer. You brute! I believe it's
- 21:31Speaker 3: hurting him. James, James, are you all right?
- 21:35Speaker 6: No, no, not that I think. The eyes have a certain,
- 21:40Speaker 6: what shall I say, singular expression, but I would... Interpret
- 21:43Speaker 6: those transverse wrinkles as expressing rather such slight psychological abnormality. Oh, gosh. What?
- 21:50Speaker 5: Can't you see that he's laughing?
- 21:53Speaker 6: Laughing?
- 21:54Speaker 5: What on earth is there to laugh at? Well, not
- 21:56Speaker 5: to put too fine a point on it, I think
- 21:59Speaker 5: he's laughing at you. And indeed, I'm a little inclined
- 22:02Speaker 5: to laugh at myself. And now I know the profession
- 22:05Speaker 5: of Mr. Todd Hunter. Or rather, the profession he aspires to.
- 22:09Speaker 6: Is this relevant? I hardly think what Mr. Todd Hunter
- 22:12Speaker 6: does for a living is germane to the issue.
- 22:15Speaker 7: You amaze me, my friend.
- 22:16Speaker 6: Oh, no, but Mr.
- 22:17Speaker 5: Todd Hunter would like to amaze you.
- 22:20Speaker 7: My dear Mr.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Todd Hunter, please bear with me a moment. What a
- 22:24Speaker 5: fool I was to forget we are in a seaside town.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Father Brown, I don't understand.
- 22:30Speaker 5: Dr. Hood, you are a great poet.
- 22:33Speaker 6: I beg your pardon?
- 22:34Speaker 5: You have called an uncreated being out of the void.
- 22:38Speaker 5: How much more godlike that is than if you had
- 22:40Speaker 5: only ferreted out the mere facts.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Indeed.
- 22:43Speaker 5: Mere facts are rather ordinary by comparison.
- 22:46Speaker 6: Father Brown, I have long admired your successes in my field, but.
- 22:50Speaker 5: Mere trifles. Trifles compared to your triumphs.
- 22:54Speaker 6: Oh, well, you should not believe all you read. But now,
- 22:58Speaker 6: I confess, I have no notion what you are talking about.
- 23:01Speaker 6: My facts are all inevitable, though necessarily incomplete. A place
- 23:06Speaker 6: may be permitted to intuition or poetry, if you prefer
- 23:10Speaker 6: the term, but... Only because the corresponding details cannot as
- 23:13Speaker 6: yet be ascertained in the absence of Mr. Glass.
- 23:17Speaker 4: Ah, that's it.
- 23:18Speaker 5: That is it. That's the first idea to get fixed.
- 23:21Speaker 5: The absence of Mr.
- 23:23Speaker 6: Glass.
- 23:24Speaker 5: He is so extremely absent. I suppose that there never
- 23:28Speaker 5: was anybody as absent as Mr. Glass.
- 23:30Speaker 7: Do you mean he is absent from town?
- 23:33Speaker 5: I mean he is absent from everywhere. He's absent from
- 23:36Speaker 5: the nature of things, so to speak.
- 23:38Speaker 6: Do you seriously mean that there is.
- 23:40Speaker 5: No such person? Oh, it does seem a pity.
- 23:43Speaker 6: Then how do you explain the first proof we found?
- 23:47Speaker 6: If there is no Mr. Glass, sir, whose hat is this?
- 23:53Speaker 7: It is yours, is it not, Mr.
- 23:55Speaker 6: Todd? But, uh... Look, it doesn't fit him.
- 24:02Speaker 5: He couldn't possibly wear it. My friend, I never said
- 24:05Speaker 5: he could wear it. I said it was his hat. Or,
- 24:07Speaker 5: if you insist on a shade of difference, a hat
- 24:10Speaker 5: that is his.
- 24:11Speaker 3: How do you mean?
- 24:12Speaker 5: Well, Maggie, if you go to a hatter's shop, you'll
- 24:16Speaker 5: see lots of hats that belong to the hatter, but
- 24:19Speaker 5: none of them his hat.
- 24:20Speaker 7: Ah, but the hatter can get money out of his
- 24:23Speaker 7: stock of new hats. What could Mr. Todd Hunter get
- 24:26Speaker 7: out of his exceptionally large old hat?
- 24:28Speaker 6: Hmm?
- 24:29Speaker 5: Rabbits.
- 24:30Speaker 7: Rabbits?
- 24:31Speaker 5: White rabbits. The hat has few traces of hair, not
- 24:36Speaker 5: because Mr. Glass is bald, but because it has never
- 24:39Speaker 5: been worn. If you were to examine those white hairs
- 24:43Speaker 5: you saw under a microscope, Doctor Hood, you would find
- 24:46Speaker 5: they are not human, but rabbit. Lost while the white
- 24:50Speaker 5: rabbit was being pulled out of the hat.
- 24:52Speaker 4: Extraordinary.
- 24:54Speaker 5: It's the same with the sword.
- 24:56Speaker 7: Rabbit.
- 24:57Speaker 5: Mr. Todd Hunter has no wound on him, but he
- 25:00Speaker 5: has a slight wound inside him. Yes, which to judge
- 25:05Speaker 5: from the expression on his face is not a serious one.
- 25:08Speaker 5: And the cards are for card tricks. They're scattered about
- 25:13Speaker 5: because Mr. Todd Hunter is not yet very good at
- 25:16Speaker 5: card tricks any more than he is as yet good
- 25:19Speaker 5: at sword swallowing. Hence the slight nick.
- 25:23Speaker 3: What about the robes? This gentleman says James should be
- 25:26Speaker 3: able to escape from them.
- 25:28Speaker 5: Ah, precisely, he should be able to. He is also
- 25:31Speaker 5: practising to be an escapologist. At present, he seems better
- 25:34Speaker 5: able to tie himself in knots than to escape from
- 25:37Speaker 5: those knots.
- 25:38Speaker 3: But what about the two voices I heard?
- 25:41Speaker 5: Have you never heard a ventriloquist?
- 25:44Speaker 6: Your occupation is clearly deserved. You are a singularly ingenious person.
- 25:49Speaker 6: But there is just one part of Mr. Glass you
- 25:51Speaker 6: have not succeeded in explaining away. Yes? His name. Miss
- 25:56Speaker 6: McNabb distinctly heard Mr. Todd Hunter say.
- 25:59Speaker 5: Damn it, Mr.
- 26:00Speaker 6: Glass.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Well, that's the silliest part of the whole silly story.
- 26:05Speaker 5: Since he manifestly is unable to escape from his own
- 26:08Speaker 5: bonds of flambeau, would you cut him free with his
- 26:11Speaker 5: own sword?
- 26:12Speaker 4: Certainly.
- 26:13Speaker 5: Yes, then perhaps Mr. Todd Hunter will explain.
- 26:16Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.
- 26:18Speaker 3: James, are you all right?
- 26:19Speaker 6: Yes, Maggie, I'm all right. Oh, he's beginning to think
- 26:23Speaker 6: they'd never release me. I must apologize, Mr. Todd Hunter.
- 26:26Speaker 3: I should think so, too.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Oh, no, not at all, not at all.
- 26:29Speaker 6: A perfectly natural mistake.
- 26:31Speaker 7: But who is this Mr.
- 26:32Speaker 6: Glass?
- 26:33Speaker 8: Ah, well, you see, I was practicing juggling with glasses.
- 26:39Speaker 8: Only I haven't quite got the knack of it yet.
- 26:41Speaker 8: To tell you the truth, I nearly did myself a
- 26:43Speaker 8: nasty injury when one shattered against the gas bracket.
- 26:46Speaker 6: Oh, I see.
- 26:47Speaker 8: Yeah, and I tend to talk to myself when I'm concentrating.
- 26:50Speaker 8: It's a silly habit, I know. So as I tossed
- 26:53Speaker 8: the glasses up, I'd say, one, two, three, and so on.
- 26:58Speaker 8: Only I kept missing them. Every time I missed a glass,
- 27:00Speaker 8: I'm afraid I used rather strong language. What you heard
- 27:04Speaker 8: me saying was, one, two, three, et cetera, then, missed
- 27:09Speaker 8: a glass.
- 27:10Speaker 5: Miss Glass.
- 27:12Speaker 6: Miss Glass.
- 27:15Speaker 8: Oh, and by the way, I had to lock the door,
- 27:18Speaker 8: partly because I didn't want Miss McNabb seeing the tricks
- 27:20Speaker 8: till I got them right, partly because, well, it's a
- 27:23Speaker 8: thing about being a magician.
- 27:24Speaker 6: You've got to keep your secrets secret. Oh, my card. Oh,
- 27:30Speaker 6: thank you. Zaladin, the world's greatest conjurer, contortionist, ventriloquist, and
- 27:36Speaker 6: human kangaroo.
- 27:38Speaker 8: Zaladin.
- 27:40Speaker 6: You'll be appearing next month at the Empire Pavilion. You
- 27:43Speaker 6: are Zaladin, the world's greatest conjurer, et cetera.
- 27:46Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I know it's coming on a bit strong, sir,
- 27:48Speaker 8: but that's the nature of these things, you know. The
- 27:50Speaker 8: truth is, gentlemen, I've just been left a bit of
- 27:53Speaker 8: money and took the opportunity to get started in the business.
- 27:56Speaker 8: All that world's greatest stuff.
- 27:58Speaker 6: Well, I'm afraid I rather overestimated my powers. Oh, dear James.
- 28:02Speaker 6: You are not the only person to have done that, Mr.
- 28:05Speaker 5: Todd Hunter.
- 28:06Speaker 6: I thought I had schooled myself to believe only the
- 28:09Speaker 6: empirical evidence of my eyes, for which reason I'm obliged
- 28:13Speaker 6: to tell you, Father Brown, I cannot believe in a deity.
- 28:16Speaker 5: Oh.
- 28:17Speaker 6: And yet, I confess, I believe the whole romantic fantasy
- 28:21Speaker 6: I had spun myself.
- 28:24Speaker 5: How could that be? Well, you will excuse me for
- 28:28Speaker 5: saying so, Dr. Hood, but I have often observed that
- 28:32Speaker 5: when people cease to believe in God, they.
- 28:36Speaker 5: They do not then, as one might expect, believe in nothing.
- 28:40Speaker 5: It is rather the case that they will believe in anything.
- 28:49Speaker 1: In The Absence of Mr Glass by G.K. Chesterton, the
- 28:53Speaker 1: part of Father Brown was played by Andrew Sachs. Flambeau,
- 28:57Speaker 1: Olivier Pierre. Orion Hood, Bernard Archerd. Maggie, Deborah Makepeace. Todd Hunter,
- 29:05Speaker 1: Kim Wald. Housekeeper, Margaret Ward. The Absence of Mr Glass
- 29:11Speaker 1: was adapted by John Scottney and directed in Bristol by
- 29:14Speaker 1: Alec Reid.