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Hour 3 - Kitty KAT · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, some hot pro
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  Speaker 2: bouncy ball talk, and we go where the story of
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  Speaker 2: the day takes us. A lot of drama. We make
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  Speaker 2: a b line for Gotham, a lot of drama around
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  Speaker 2: Karl Anthony towns. He's being called out for the Knickerbockers
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  Speaker 2: struggles against better teams.
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  Speaker 1: Does he deserve the noise?
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  Speaker 2: Also, an NBA executive says, Kevin Durant's sons look like
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  Speaker 2: they can't stand being around each other. How does that
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  Speaker 2: one hit you? And we'll go to baseball where John
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  Speaker 2: Carlos Stanton took a leave from Yankee camp. Some says
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  Speaker 2: for personal reasons, others say for medical tests in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Where is this thing headed? It's headed, of course, for disarray.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into the details on that. All of it's
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  Speaker 2: coming your way right now here. It is our number three.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about the kitty cat.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome in the beginning of another.
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  Speaker 1: But we begin with the top of the hour Mallar monologue.
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  Speaker 2: In the Mallard Monologue, here is all about pro bouncy ball,
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  Speaker 2: Well not all about it.
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  Speaker 1: There's some other stuff going on, but we go where
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  Speaker 1: the news of the day takes us.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to start out in New York City, Midtown Manhattan,
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  Speaker 2: right over Penn Station where Madison Square Garden. The Mecca
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  Speaker 2: is in Manhattan, called the Mecca, though team's there don't
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  Speaker 2: win very often, but nonetheless that is our lead pro
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  Speaker 2: bouncy ball style. For this monologue, the sky is falling.
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  Speaker 2: It is raining down sulfur for the Manhattan based NBA franchise,
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  Speaker 2: whose arena is just a couple of blocks away from
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  Speaker 2: the NBA league headquarters. So if you've not been, I
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  Speaker 2: get it. Most people don't watch the NBA until the playoffs,
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  Speaker 2: if then at all.
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  Speaker 1: But we are.
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  Speaker 2: We're paying attention. And the Knicks not only a basketball team.
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  Speaker 2: They have been miserable failures against the Kremdala Krem, the
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  Speaker 2: top three teams in the league so far. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: how bad are they the Knickerbockers against the top three
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  Speaker 2: teams the Celtics, Cavs and Thunder are er and seven. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I never played in the NBA, and I just toasted
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  Speaker 2: an overnight show. But methinks that's not good, says the
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  Speaker 2: guy with the microphone in front of his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Me thinks that's not good.
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  Speaker 2: Now. The Knicks recently lost back to back and belly
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  Speaker 2: to belly to the Celtics and the Cadavers.
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  Speaker 1: And wait, there's more.
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  Speaker 2: So you're probably saying, wee they're owen seven, but most
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  Speaker 2: of those games have been closed.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing to see here. You'd be wrong. You'd be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: We have the number seven losses by an aggregate of
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty one points. My computer, like brand
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  Speaker 2: using malar math, tells me that the one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: forty one point differential divided by seven, they have lost
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  Speaker 2: by an average the Knicks of twenty points per game.
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  Speaker 2: So the game's adn't even close. Gamesaturry even close. Now
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  Speaker 2: that is a major problem. A bigger problem is the
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  Speaker 2: finger pointing as to the blame game.
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  Speaker 1: Who's getting the blame? Who do you think is getting
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  Speaker 1: to blame?
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  Speaker 2: That's right, much of the blame game directed at Carl
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Towns, the center who came over from the meanness salt,
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  Speaker 2: the basketball team there has not been able to get
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  Speaker 2: her done, and the games against the NBA's upper crust.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question Carl Anthony Towns being
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  Speaker 2: called out for the Knickerbockers struggles here against the better
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  Speaker 2: teams in the NBA. Does he deserve the noise that
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  Speaker 2: he is getting. So I've got rose, Hello Kitty, and
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  Speaker 2: buttered popcorn, and we will combine all of these things together,
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  Speaker 2: and we are going to put the biscuit in the
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  Speaker 2: basket is what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 1: Put the biscuit in the basket.
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  Speaker 2: So, first of all, to answer the question, does Carl
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Towns deserve the noise?
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to beat.
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  Speaker 2: Around the bush here and I don't want to be
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  Speaker 2: a shock jock or anything like that, the answer is
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent, not ninety one hundred and ten percent.
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  Speaker 2: It's one hundred percent. Absolutely, Karl Anthony Towns deserves the noise.
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  Speaker 2: This is like the Carnival cruise lines, all inclusive package.
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  Speaker 2: The raspberries are part of the package. The raspberries are
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  Speaker 2: part of the package. If you play well in New York,
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  Speaker 2: they genuflect to you, they canonize you. If you play well.
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  Speaker 2: It's really not just New York. It's pretty much anywhere
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  Speaker 2: these days. Right, you play well, you're on top of
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  Speaker 2: the world. Everyone loves you and all that wonderful stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And if you blow there is a dog pile. It
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  Speaker 2: is gang tackling, is what it is. The Knickerbockers they
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  Speaker 2: went all in on what they thought was the cat's
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  Speaker 2: me outright. They oh my god, Karl Anthony Towns, no
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  Speaker 2: Nona's cat. They traded away a gaggle of players, most
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  Speaker 2: of them backups. Julius Randall part of that trade as well,
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  Speaker 2: with the timber puffs and flip the roster over. And
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  Speaker 2: in the eyes of the Knickerbockers, they thought this was
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  Speaker 2: like wine tasting. Now, I'm not a wine person. I
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  Speaker 2: have friends of mine that invite me to go wine tasting.
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  Speaker 2: I say no, I don't drink the wine, but I
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  Speaker 2: do know a little bit about it. Right. It's a
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  Speaker 2: very bougie thing. You go out there to some vineyard
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  Speaker 2: and they've got wine, these little small sample the things
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  Speaker 2: of wine there. And in wine tasting, it's all about combining.
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  Speaker 1: Like you do in sports. You combined.
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  Speaker 2: In this case, Jalen Hurts is the rose and then
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  Speaker 2: you put the cheese out the charcuterie board and that
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  Speaker 2: would be Karl Anthony Towns. So you thought you combined
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  Speaker 2: the wine and the cheese and it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: a perfect pairing and all that, and surprise, surprise, surprise.
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  Speaker 3: It has not.
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  Speaker 1: There's been a glitch in the thing of a jig
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  Speaker 1: the watch McCall.
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  Speaker 2: It's not quite working for the Knickerbockers against the better teams,
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  Speaker 2: and they've been exposed much like your favorite vampire when
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  Speaker 2: given garlic.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what is my supporting evidence?
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  Speaker 2: I will tell you my supporting evidence when Karl Anthony
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  Speaker 2: Towns is on the court against any of the top
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  Speaker 2: ten offenses. Forget just the top three teams in the NBA,
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  Speaker 2: any of the top ten offenses in the league, Karl
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Towns. This season, the knixt defensive rating is one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty seven. Now what does that mean? Without
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  Speaker 2: using pig latin here one hundred and twenty seven defensive rating.
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  Speaker 2: So to put that in some layman's terms for you,
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  Speaker 2: the worst defensive rating in the league we are is
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and eighteen. So the Knicks are nine points
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  Speaker 2: higher than the worst team in the NBA when they
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  Speaker 2: play a good offensive team. You know what that smells like?
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  Speaker 2: A fraud. It smells like a fraud. That's what it
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  Speaker 2: smells like. Now, speaking of frauds, we go across the country.
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  Speaker 2: We fly from Manhattan all the way out to the
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  Speaker 2: Valley of the Sun Sky Harbor Airport with I believe,
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  Speaker 2: the highest tax on rental cars of any airport in
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  Speaker 2: the country because they have to pay for all those
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  Speaker 2: spring training ballparks in the Greater Phoenix area, and they
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  Speaker 2: make sure the out of towners pay for those those
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  Speaker 2: spring training ballparks in the stadiums and whatnot. Anyway, so
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  Speaker 2: no bigger underachiever in the Western Conference than the Phoenix
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  Speaker 2: Suns team that used to pride themselves on the playing
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  Speaker 2: on the Madhouse on McDowell back in the day and
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  Speaker 2: the thunder Dan and exciting teams and now wow, man
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  Speaker 2: they think all right. So anyway, one nameless NBA executive,
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  Speaker 2: they never want to put their name on it. An
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  Speaker 2: anonymous NBA executive recently said that Kevin Durant's sons look
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  Speaker 2: like they can't stand being around each other.
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  Speaker 1: So how does that? How does that hit you?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna answer it this way. While that is true,
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  Speaker 2: perhaps it is irrelevant. Let me explain why the fact
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  Speaker 2: that they like each other or don't like each other.
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  Speaker 2: You'd obviously rather have everyone sit around the campfire and
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  Speaker 2: sing kumbai Ya. But this is something that I relate to,
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  Speaker 2: and I actually have some experience in this from my
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  Speaker 2: early days in radio, when I was a radio stringer
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  Speaker 2: and I was around the sports teams all the time
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  Speaker 2: and was friendly with a lot of the people in
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  Speaker 2: the team. In the locker room area. And I recall
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  Speaker 2: back in my younger days covered some morbid La Clipper
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  Speaker 2: teams in the late night in the early two thousands,
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  Speaker 2: So we're going back a generation. And those guys could
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  Speaker 2: not have been more friendly with each other. They loved
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  Speaker 2: each other. On the road, they all hung out together,
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  Speaker 2: they went to the same restaurants, they went to the
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  Speaker 2: same bars, they picked up the same women, flirted with them.
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  Speaker 3: All that.
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  Speaker 2: They loved each other, right, probably drank the same alcohol,
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  Speaker 2: did the same drugs, all that stuff, and could not
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  Speaker 2: have sucked more together.
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  Speaker 1: But yet if you go by the mantra they like
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  Speaker 1: each other, well they should have been great.
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  Speaker 2: They loved each other, hung out all the time, played
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  Speaker 2: video games the whole thing. Now's in the days before
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  Speaker 2: social media, so you had to find things to do
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  Speaker 2: to kill the time on a video game plan back then.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's my argument there, right, I mean, they
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  Speaker 2: all got together, they partied together, they did.
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  Speaker 1: The whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: From thirty thousand here's my diagnosis on the Phoenix basketball team,
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  Speaker 2: and from thirty thousand feet up watching the Suns. Here
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  Speaker 2: they are it's like you went to the store, toy store,
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  Speaker 2: you went online bought some toys, and you bought a
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  Speaker 2: Hello Kitty puzzle, and you bought a g I Joe puzzle,
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  Speaker 2: and you put all the pieces together, and you took
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  Speaker 2: a few pieces out, but you put them all on
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  Speaker 2: the floor and said, all right, build the puzzle. And
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  Speaker 2: you say it's one puzzle. It's not two puzzles. Build
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  Speaker 2: the puzzle. The jigsaw puzzle pieces don't fit together. But
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  Speaker 2: it's not because they don't like each other. There have
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  Speaker 2: been teams that have won they didn't like each other.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, I was around one of those teams too.
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  Speaker 2: Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neil hated each other. Kobe thought
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  Speaker 2: Shaq was a fat ass, and Kobe was annoyed by
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  Speaker 2: how little Shaq worked out and didn't take basketball seriously.
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  Speaker 2: And Shaq was annoyed by Kobe because Kobe got under
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  Speaker 2: Shack's skin. And yet they won a bunch of championships together.
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  Speaker 2: It worked out fine. They didn't really like each other
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  Speaker 2: at all. They didn't hang out together. In fact, Shaq
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  Speaker 2: famously saying about Kobe Bryant, you know how's Mike took
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  Speaker 2: his taste famously back in the day. All right, So
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  Speaker 2: what happened here. It's like styles make fight, styles make teams.
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  Speaker 2: You had the nerd department, the analyt, the department who
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  Speaker 2: got together with the owner and they're like, well, we
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  Speaker 2: need this, this and this and put this together.
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  Speaker 1: This is gonna win and uh and.
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  Speaker 2: The jigsaw puzzle pieces do not fit together. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 2: the issue. And some nerd cooked up the roster and
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure the online model they played out the season
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  Speaker 2: ten thousand times and the models.
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  Speaker 1: Said, are you gonna win the X number of games
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  Speaker 1: and all this if.
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  Speaker 2: This guy stays healthy and that guy stays healthy and
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  Speaker 2: the blend is bitter despite what the tablet showed, the
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  Speaker 2: reality the human.
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  Speaker 1: Element doesn't work, doesn't work. They suck.
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  Speaker 2: They're terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible. A right now, final fun
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  Speaker 2: to baseball we go the New York Yankees. Another story
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  Speaker 2: about John Carlos Stanton. Conflicting reports, conflicting reports. Now gihn
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  Speaker 2: Carlo Stanton left spring training on Monday, left Florida. He
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  Speaker 2: returned to New York. They say for personal reason. That
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  Speaker 2: was the initial report, for personal reasons from Aaron Boone.
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  Speaker 2: There are other reports saying, well he was actually going
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  Speaker 2: to get a second medical exam on his arthritic shoulders,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess elbows. You got arthritick tennis elbow got
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  Speaker 2: the main problem to elbow problems. You only have two elbows,
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  Speaker 2: so you can really only have two elbow problems. And
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  Speaker 2: so what's going on here, Gihn Carlos Stanton. We know
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  Speaker 2: he left the Yankee spring training clan camp one says,
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  Speaker 2: one report said personal reasons. Others say for medical testing.
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  Speaker 2: So where is all this headed? So spring training is
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  Speaker 2: about optimism. Spring training is about the hope of a
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  Speaker 2: new baseball season, and you're gonna defy.
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  Speaker 1: The odds, you're gonna win.
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  Speaker 2: The Yankees never really defy the odds because they're always
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  Speaker 2: one of the favorites to win the World Series. But
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  Speaker 2: in this case, after a several minute long Mallar deliberation
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  Speaker 2: on the Gian Carlos Stanton story, this is headed to
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  Speaker 2: Buttered Popcorn Land, the snack bar Buttered Popcorn.
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  Speaker 1: You see, this is a trailer.
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  Speaker 2: And just like when you go to the movie theater,
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  Speaker 2: they say coming attractions to a theater near you, available
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  Speaker 2: for all audiences. And yeah, in many ways, John Carlo
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  Speaker 2: is hitting the ground running. In this case, it's really
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  Speaker 2: the sleeping bag. He's hitting the sleeping bag and he's
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  Speaker 2: getting the top spot in the injury tent, is what
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  Speaker 2: he's doing. He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna be injured.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss anywhere from fifty to seventy games this year,
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  Speaker 2: maybe more, maybe more, not less, maybe more not less.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's the old line like Parcels had back
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  Speaker 2: in the day when he coached in the NFL GIHN.
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  Speaker 2: Carlos Stanton is so dinged up all the time that
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  Speaker 2: the training room is his social club, like that's that's
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  Speaker 2: where he goes to get all the gossip and all
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  Speaker 2: Drug Tester says a steak cook to Ben Mahler's standard, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: well done, A proper way to cook a steak. Ranch
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: flavored gummy bears, that's disgusting, Darrel King.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Rory william says food. He's never eaten food.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: A Denver Omelet guest by Eke and Roseville, Minnesota has
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: never eaten at Casa Bonita in Denver. That's, of course,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: great cartoon reference from Mason and Onunt the Beacha.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Baba Gooch from a sawman in Mississippi going with the
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Baba Goos Donkey Sausage says he's never eaten donkey sausage.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I love sausage, by the way, Dante says, pig's feet.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: That's till.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: That's an edited audio, outdated audio, old audio that should
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: be deleted. Jared's going with Sea Urchin as his answer.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Milkman Mike in Colorado says he's never eaten the Mallar
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: mile high pie with.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain oisters. That's disgusting.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Antonio Brown's gummy fallas's guessed by Trucker Joe Stinky Feet
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: cheese from the Great Lady Sideburns ew.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: As the answer. Let's see page down.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: This week the Beny Awards date was announced, and we
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: now have six days of callers emerging from show hibernation
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: to tell you how great they are and how great
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you are. That is correct, Mallard prop guy, that's what
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: goes on between now and the event. Slug in Vegas
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: says he's never eaten Mallard chicken fingers.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: But we did have a pop up version Slug at
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: the Malor Meet and Greet in Vegas in twenty twenty four.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: We hope to do that again in twenty twenty five.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: We hope so.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Andy in Line o Lake says he has never eaten
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: the Mallard Rocky Mountain oysters.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It's the Great Andy.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: We have page down Justin Tucker's samples from Joe the
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Ghost Hunter. Culver's cheese curds guessed by JT.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: The Wingman.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: A proud wisconsinite who's living in Tennessee. Uh, paige down.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Let's see here. Chris from Kentucky says he's never eaten
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: the Mallard chicken tenders with ranch.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Well, no one should eat them with ranch.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Chris and Kent Washington says rocky Mountain oysters a la
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: mode is the answer. The Baba Ganoosha also guessed by
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: courtesy Flusher La ram fan Steve says spicy chicken feet
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: is the answer. BP says chicken and waffles. Page down.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I can't read that on the air. All right, Lorrain,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: do you want to answer the Mallard riddle of the day,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: the Mallard Riddle of the day, Yes.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Ben, all right, I believe he has never eaten a
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: dirty jockstrap?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: A dirty jockstrap? Well, how many people have eaten the
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: dirty jockstrap?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I hope not that many? The correct answer, though.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Lorena is Nicola Jokis Nugget Nugget Star says he's never
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: eaten Taco Bell.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Taco Bell is the answer.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: What, Yeah, we were just talking about Taco Bell.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Everyone talks about Taco Bell.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Now you know the story? What was on television the
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: night he was drafted in the second round. Lorena Nicola
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Jokis you remember that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Story It a Taco Bell comer, that is correct.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, they didn't even show him being picked, and he's
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: won multiple MVP awards. They put on a Taco Bell
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: commercial while Nikola Jokic was picked, and it's become a
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: point of emphasis. Let's go back to the phones and
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: we'll say hello to Eenie Meani, Miney Mo. Let's say
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: hello to Jed who fled?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Who is next?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you want to play Mallards amount
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: of money, we do need to line some contestants up
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: if we want to have a full game, and you
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: can call up right now at eight seven, seven nine
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: nine six six three six night. It sounds like Jed
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: is alive. I hear him futzing around with his phone. Hello,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Jed who fled?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Hello, Well, the.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Bad news is you're not gonna need one contestant.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: I was the reason I missed my call earlier. I
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: was calling got a time machet. I was talking to
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: you in the future, dude, and you would have proproved
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: me for the good Malls amount of money. So I
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: talked to your future self. So it's not like anybody
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: wasn't it wasn't the righting, was you? So I'm good
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: to go. So I'm prey purchase by you.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm good. We were other people are calling,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: we don't need you. I man, we need you, but
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: we don't need you for that.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: We're good. You know.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Oh that's what you said. That's what you said. But
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: somebody quit on you halfway through because your first round
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: a terrible.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Clues and you need me to come in.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And so all right, well I've just I've just just determined,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: uh no, chance, you're done. That's it. No, you're never
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: playing a game again.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: We ain't playing al you don't need a chance card.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: You are banned. You are now banned from all games.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: You'll never play another game. It's all over for you.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Mane your future selling go slap the hell out of
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: you now. I'm telling you, it's gonna be crazy whenever
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: that you crossed over the playing reality and that happens,
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: it's all done.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Jet, it's not.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: It's old starts on the tr Dude.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: My time machine, you know what I mean?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have a time machine. I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: have a hot tub that goes back in time. That's
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: what I have.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: A hot tub dude, how about this mine was original?
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Yours?
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: What three one?
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: I'm saying?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: How about this one? Liquid hot magma? What's your favorite
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: doctor evil quote? Huh? Right now you start, dude, let
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: me sund like a Hoover vacuum. Do you have to
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: be sponsors? It sucks as it cuts.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're you're out of mature, right, that's it. You've
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: used all your material? Yes, you go to me out
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of material?
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: What does that say about your material?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I don't have to go to you on a hole.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I went to you. I went your moodey woman?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: It does?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Was it called?
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I didn't?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I don't need to take a call. You just sit
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: here and nap the whole night away? All right?
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I go?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That's that? Go away? What's wrong with you? Nonsense?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Sid that video that some don't put up on YouTube,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: he snuck in, Well he didn't sneak in. A couple
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: of his buddies snuck in to the super Bowl in
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: New Orleans. You know they talked about no one's going
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: to get in here and all that stuff. But yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks after the super Bowl, these guys
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: put a video up revealing how now the guy he
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: didn't do it, but his two buddies managed to sneak
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: in to the most secure event in America, an event
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: where the President of the United States was in attendance.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: And this guy gave a blow by blow tutorial of
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: how to sneak in to the World's not the world.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: So it's the Super Bowl, right, Do you think you
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: could do it?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: You watch the video.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: No, but I couldn't because I stand out like a
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: sore thumb. I'm kind of a tall, weird looking dude.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: But if you look if you look normal, you could
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: do it. I had somebody that I know in radio
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: who did not have a field pass but stood on
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the field during the Super Bowl years ago in Atlanta,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: and because he just looked like he belonged there, and
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: he kind of like waved the security guards.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: There's all these checkpoints you have to go through, like
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: tons of checkpoints.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And so this guy was just like on a wave
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: at them and give them the nod, and he looked
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: like he belonged and people just allowed him to stand
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: on the field during the entire Super Bowl.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Wild you can you can't pull it off.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Fake it till you make it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they said, that's a lot of life. That's a
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: lot of life. Just act like you belong there, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: people will assume you belong there. Now that's a little
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: scary when they're security people and they're supposed to check
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: and all that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: But the rules change, you know, the rules. The rules
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: changed quite a bit. It happens. It is the Ben
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Malors Show. As we are rolling on.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Steve writes in and says, I saw on Instagram the
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: three dirtiest fast food restaurant are he says, here do
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: you know? And this is according to Steve, I don't know.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: You might be making this up here. The three dirtiest
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: fast food restaurants?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: What do you think me to guess? Go ahead?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Can't be McDonald's. They are two widespreads.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: So let's go with Jack in the Box. Jack in
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: the Boxes a regional changes, not all over the country,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and it is not on the top three. Okay, Popeyes,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: No you had dirty Popeyes?
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Well no, but didn't they used to make rats out
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: of their chicken?
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: No?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they did. No, you're making that
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: that was just like that's an internet room.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm so gullible.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yes you are.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yes. I would like to say if anyone who's legigious
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: is listing. I have never heard anything about them serving rats.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Well, it's there, so I bet you do. I bet
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you do. Now, the dirtiest restaurants a corner, Steve, here
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: are Taco Bell. Congratulations. I knew it was going to
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: be on there. Screw this list. Chipotle also on cancer.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: But the one I agree with is the Burger King.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I've never been to a clean Burger King.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know they even bothered to buy cleaning
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: supplies at Burger King.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a clean berger.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Have you been in the back of a Burger King?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: No, If the front's diurdy, I can't imagine the back
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: clean if they're not bothering to clean the part where
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: the customers are sitting the places I've been doing. I
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: don't go to Burger King much anymore, but back in
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: the day, I was a regular at the King King
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Burger's got my whoppers back in the day, and it
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: was always filthy.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It's disgusting. So I can only imagine what was.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Supposed to be the best because it's grilled beef. You know,
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: blame grill char broiled, I believe is the flame grilled flame.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of No, I think you are
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I think you are confused.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I am not confused.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like you are confusing.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like no go looking up looking at it
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: right now, it is as the flame grilled patties.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, it's burger king. But I mean but
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: as Junior does it. Also, it's changed they it used
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to be flame flame broiled, but now they say flame grilled.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Didn't they change that? Years ago? Charm broiled was one
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: That's what you're thinking, just like you thought it was
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: built Toyota tough. Now it's for and tough.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I'm just getting you from a few weeks ago and
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: not What.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about? You're just making this stuff up. Yes,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: you are. Turn your micae. Shame on you. Let's go
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: to the phones.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Ohio mesh it says here, Hello, Ohio Mesh Welcome.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Good morning, Ben Justice and Loraina.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, hello, Hello, how you doing?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Good mind man? Thanks, I'm in the Valley of the Sun, Arizona.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Joined Spring trains, Yes, sir, at the Reds home site.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Good year your Dodgors. Even though with springting it was
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: nice to see my red you know, beat your B
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: minus team.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, and that's the record show. This is the chance
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the Reds have to dominate. They can win that Cactus
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: League championship. Good luck to the Reds. I hope they
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: get her done well.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to face you guys in July and August.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I wish it would have been a weekend series, especially
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: in LA. But hey, I think I think we have
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: the right manager. Tino Franco, go head to head with
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: your manager, Dave Roberts. Yeah, I know you're Dodgers. Fine, up,
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: there's no easy opp but.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Are we doing?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Are doing a side by side then? Dank diagram here
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: on the Reds and Dodgers? Is that what we're doing
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Is that where we're going?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Hey, if you want to beat the chance, you gotta
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: go right out them man Like, I'm like.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm glad.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're getting this phone call in in February
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: because you won't be able to make it in April
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: or May or June or July or August or any
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: of those months.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: So I just wanted to know, Hey, you have a
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: coming close on some dates or a meet and greet
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: in Columbus, because I know you mentioned that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're not settled on a date, but most
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: likely it's going to be a little bit later, later
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: in the summertime, so we have not figured out will
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: you be there, You'll make the appearance, you will make.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: I help.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I hope it's not on the weekend of my birthday
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: in mid August, because I plan on, you know, taking
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: a week hockey and check out the Bourbon Transform.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I understand. I do not want you to.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I do not want you to take away from your
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: your birthday for a Mallard meet and greet. So we'll
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: have to make sure we plan that around the Mallard
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: meeting greet. Your birthday will be planned around that, but
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: will likely not be in mid August. But about me,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: enjoy spring training.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And beautiful today.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: All right, if you'd like to meet, OHI if you
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: want to see Ohio me. You will be in Mesa today.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: And where are you going tomorrow?
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Well tomorrow and then I drive back up to Columbus
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: where I live.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Now. Oh, you're in Columbus now, Oh, so we're actually coming.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: That's why you want to go to the mal of
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: meing greet.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: You were in Cincinnati before, right, born, raised in Cincinnati.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still a little better than your rams. Gal
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: over my bangle.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not bitter at all. I'm not bitter at all.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I'm very happy about That's why my crown. You did
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: man all right, be going to enjoy the spring training.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: There is our buddy, I'll have you. Yeah, he flew
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: out to Vegas. Remember you were there at Lorraina right
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: you met Ohio me.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: She was out there. He flew out to Vegas for
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the Malar meet and greet Yes, him and all.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Of our other wonderful thirty plus listeners. Hopefully we get
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: like one hundred people at the next one.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I think we had more than thirty at that one.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I think I think it was like thirty five something
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: like that. I don't know.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't keep track, but there were people coming and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: going and all that. Anyway, it is the Ben Mahlor Show.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: As we were working our way through.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: The over night hours, and it does.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Appear that yet again, one of our dopey contestants has
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: hung up. I was about to go to them. They're
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: not there, so therefore I will reopen the phone lines.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: We had everyone lined up for the game. I was
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: gonna do the big introductions and they're not there, and
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: we're not using the bullpen guy right now, so I'll
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: give out the number eight seven seven ninety nine on
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Fox eight seven seven nine nine.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Six six three sixty nine.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: We did have our contestants in the queue, as they say,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: but somebody dropped the drop the biscuit, so we'll try
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: to figure out who who that is. We'll get somebody
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: else in there. Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
• 32:04
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  Speaker 3: have what it takes to get to the top? Probably not?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Here we go, time to play malls amount of money.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Let's welcome in our contestants.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: And who do we have you?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: That's the eeny Meeni Mini Moe. We've got Brian in Almany. Hello, Brian, welcome?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Hello, Ben?
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: How you doing?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I'm good? Now you're driving around? You're distracted? Are you
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to focus.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: On the game?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I've got this game?
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Betty?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: You sure about that? I've heard that before.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Ah, you never know.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: He does seem pretty confident though.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's driving, though. This guy's driving sometimes to get distracted.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: You all right? Well, hold on, who do you want
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to play with? Brian?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You got me?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Or if you really want to have some fun, Lorena
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: or cool?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Ben?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: I gotta go with you?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: All right, man, we're in it to win it. Well,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: very kind, thank you, and let's see here. Lorena pick one,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: two or three?
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Let's go number three?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Number three? All right? You picked Mark in Ithaca, Hello, Mark, welcome?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: How you doing?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You guys are like neighbors. Now you can go go
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: hang out with Brian. You're at that far away shovel
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: snow together. Yeah, live the dream, Live the dream.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Sure around about Bill fans and losers?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I see? Interesting? Well who do you want to partner
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: up with?
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: Their?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Mark?
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: You?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Interesting? What's what's the what's happening? I'm missing?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: No?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, okay, they just all know I'm a sports
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I recognize something there, so we'll tell.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, all right, let's go.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: This is Matler's mount of money, the Drew Barrymore addition,
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: do you think we're being pranks?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: No?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: No, we're not being pranks?
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That she turned fifty years old over the weekend. Fifty,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: The categories are et the Extraterrestrial, the wedding singer, fifty
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: first dates, and miss you already Brian, you were on
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: the air first.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Which category would you like?
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: And Mark? How about you? All right? All right, Brian,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: we are going to go first. You on the air first.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Of these athletes all suffered head injuries, famous head injuries.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Are you prepared here? Yeah? Are you sure you're prepared?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: All right, let's play again.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: We need the first and last name, first and last name,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: and we're on our way and go A quarterback of
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: the Kansas City Chiefs right now, Oh my.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: God, oh wow, are you kidding me?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Even?
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: I know this?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: All right? Lorena?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, quarterback for the forty nine ers after Joe Montana,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: left handed quarterback, Yes, Cleveland Cavaliers. Storry was on the
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Jazz is nicknamed Spider. Oh right, the third basement for
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: the Red Sox. He doesn't want to leave third base
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: even now they signed that cheating astro.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is going about as well as I thought
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: it would be.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, that was you knew we were in
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Joel when he couldn't figure out mahomes name.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: That was a bad son. The man's been in the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: last three Super Bowls. Okay, all right, sweet Mark, we've
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: got a we've got a tough hill to climb here.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yes you're down, but thirty yeah, thirty point you got
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: thirty commandingly unbelievable.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: Aboady, All right, Mark, we have e t the extraterrestrial.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: These pro athletes were not born in the USA. Forty
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: five second, that's begin the Japanese phenom on the Dodgers
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: full name please, yes, Okay, he said both names. The
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: player that just got traded from the Mavericks to the Lakers. Yes, uh,
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: the white point guard from Canada. He was on the
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: Mavericks and the Suns. He won two m vps.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, this guy is from the Congo. He blocked shots.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: No no, no, cam bag Macambo.
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: Yes, this guy the a l batting titles named after him.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: He's from Panama. He was on the Twins and the Angels.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: To waylayu way good job, good job.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Wait he got it after a buzzer. Well we still
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: got you probably get massages like Justin Tucker. All right,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: we're up everywhere.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Well no, he converted, supposedly according to Adam sam Anyway,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: all right, Brian, we're up again. What do you got
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: wedding singer or mischi already? Okay, wedding singer. These athletes
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: got married within the last year.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Here we go forty five seconds, run away go quarterback
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: for the Lions right now, Yes, forty nine ers quarterback.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: He was mister irrelevant and now he was in the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl a couple of years ago. Yes, the Greek
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: freak for the Milwaukee Bucks.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: What's his first name?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Point guard for the Boston Celtics when they when they
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: won a championship with Doc Rivers. He played for the Lakers,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: also out of Kentucky. No play with Paul Pierce, though,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: shortstop for the Royals when they won the where they
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Ki of the Year made the playoffs.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: This past year. His dad was a pitcher for the Rangers.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: No boy, good effort.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was Bobby Wit Junior, Rajon Rondo and.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah you technically got thirty thirty points that time too.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Because he didn't say Giannis, he only said attention.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Stop beingish, don't be as all right, don't be a
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: top mark with you guys.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: A ringer. Go find the find the white suit mark,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: find the white suit