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The prank that's too mean 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think uh people are actually hearing the words of wisdom that come from me finally.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's not just words of wisdom from you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang hang on to that for a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm holding on.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I really like doing a little prank or two with Zach sometimes, just keeping it fun, feeling you know, you torture this poor man and you don't realize, you know, one day this could be he loves it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I I was thinking of the ultimate prank.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe paying attention to him now.
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  SPEAKER_02: One day he might up and go, I can't do anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: I uh I was like, the ultimate prank is that the ultimate prank is pretending I got him Buffalo Bills tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Huge, huge football fan.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's and and and and then Scott was like, Oh my gosh, you're just gonna hurt his soul.
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  SPEAKER_02: No one rips the soul out because eventually you have to be like, oh, by the way, haha, we're just going up to tailgate with your brother.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not getting in the stadium.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's rare, says this person, but I'm with Scott on this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Crushing that initial excitement will hurt.
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  SPEAKER_00: That one hurt.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody else said too mean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, that's TJ, our coworker.
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  SPEAKER_02: I accidentally dialed him a minute ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, somebody has said, too mean, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gotta go with Scott on this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was gonna say, Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just too harsh.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just too harsh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go fake then for real tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it the this is if you did have real tickets, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: You because you could kind of fake him out for a couple days.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fake him out for a couple, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you could pull something off, but I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: This one really hits to the core.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then that would be like telling him he got concert tickets to your favorite band and then taking it away.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tears may ensue.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think worse than that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's worse than that because he is a true football guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: True football guy, and also the sweetest person I've ever met in my life.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that makes you want him to be a glutton for punishment?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, sometimes it's fun.
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  SPEAKER_02: I told you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm gonna make sure that he gets you back when you least expect it, and you're waiting for him to pop down on one knee, and you know what he's gonna be doing?
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  SPEAKER_02: Tiny shoelace.
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  SPEAKER_02: As opposed to, you know, that moment.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's all the candles lit.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's got the romantic music playing in the background, dinner's everything ready, and and then and he gets down on one knee, and you know what he does?
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  SPEAKER_02: He goes, Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_02: Drop my contact.
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  SPEAKER_01: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, one more about this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one's just too harsh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, guys, fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, if you want to you know what you could do?
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: And pause that, please.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow, some of you guys are really just going hard on me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, you deserve it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody said, Allie, if you do that to Zach, I hope he doesn't move in because that was mean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was trying to pull a simple prank.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's no, that's not simple.
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  SPEAKER_02: That one's too harsh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, what you could do is you could do this.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: If you really want to be the loving person, here's how you do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now pay attention, guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is gonna get good.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm about to get more people to agree with me, and this is this is a great feeling.
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  SPEAKER_02: So what you do is This is a rarity.
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  SPEAKER_02: You uh you just found out our friend Heather has tickets to the Bills Kansas City game on your birthday.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, should I say how much each?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh because if uh if you're not taking them, I am.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh so uh she's got uh tickets for I already texted Terry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh so uh it turns out that you've got access to tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: If anybody works with Zach, can you can you keep this one on the DL, please?
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  SPEAKER_02: Just for a few days.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you get them.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't tell them, period.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't say a word.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you say Can I give him a gift for my birthday?
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  SPEAKER_02: And you say, Hey, um I don't know, come up with some reason you guys gotta head towards Buffalo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but Thanksgiving and it's his brother's house?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that works.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then instead of going to his brother's house, you pull into the stadium and you go, surprise.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now that is the kind of prank that is actually a rewarding one, and might it get him to drop on one knee.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he might do it at the Bills Stadium, which will be a great memory for the rest of your well, for he'll enjoy it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do not, do not propose to me at a Buffalo Bills game.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I'm just saying if you want to do it the right way and you want to bring joy, you want to bring joy and happiness, that's the one right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: That would be an early, I think that would be an early Christmas gift then.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't care what you call it, but I'm saying this is how you make the prank good.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't hurt the man, you raise him up.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know I sounded a little harsh on the don't do that in a Bills game.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I just, I'm not a Bills person, so please don't propose at a Bills game.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, let's go.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes my delivery is also a little harsh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, which I noticed when I watch back my ring camera and we're talking to each other, and I think, chill out, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just chill out.
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• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: Former Homeland Security Secretary Christy Gnome files for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: Although there's a couple things that have happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: Number one, I don't know if you know this or not, her and her husband have been together for 34 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: But this comes after there's some questions about her relationship with a top advisor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also comes after her husband.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um he has been, I would say, seen online cross dress dressing in a fetish community.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe that just isn't her bag.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, but it's his handbag.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: Tennessee governor Bill Lee.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: Tennessee governor Bill Lee halted the state's last remaining scheduled execution for the year after they attempted to execute Krista Pike with two doses, not one, but two, of a legal drug that did not cause her death.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you see?
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  SPEAKER_02: We got a text on this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I didn't know this, but somebody was watching the trial from back in 2025, right?
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: And they said that her lawyer was arguing we cannot do lethal injection.
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  SPEAKER_02: She has a rare blood condition, and this could cause problems.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, look at that, look at what happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: I did not know that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I didn't, I I just I'm telling you what someone texted.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: And what did the Nor'easter bring besides a refund to Scott's Oceans calling tickets?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: A New Jersey man captured a shark.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: A shark.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was swimming through the streets.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is crazy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Making that sound, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's the big three.
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  SPEAKER_02: By the way, one last text on this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh 49.58.
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  SPEAKER_02: I usually support you, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_02: But no!
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: You didn't miss the other one.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I gotta say, Scott, I love your idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've done stuff like that before with my husband and the kids.
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  SPEAKER_00: Meaning taking him, saying, we're gonna go to your brother's for Thanksgiving.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thanksgiving, but you just keep driving to Orchard Park.
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  SPEAKER_02: Next thing you know, you're like, hey, next thing you're gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could you give me a Kleenex out of the glove box and he's rifling around and he's like, all of a sudden he sees an envelope?
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm writing a movie right here, right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: He sees an envelope and he's like, What is what is this?
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  SPEAKER_02: And and you know, he does one of these where he you're like, oh, I don't I don't know, why don't you go ahead and uh open that up?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, open that uh envelope, hang on, open that envelope up, and he's like Oh my god, we're going to the Bills game! Wouldn't that bring you more joy than hey honey, I got your bills tickets, psych! What makes you happier?
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_00: You know what would make me really happy?
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_00: I know the answer to this, don't no, not eating Thanksgiving uh turkey because I don't like it, and body slamming myself into a table on Thanksgiving Day.
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  SPEAKER_02: With a big hot dog dangling out of you.
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  unknown: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's the stadium.
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  SPEAKER_02: You gotta eat a hot dog.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why is it dangling out of me?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: The stuff you say is just outlandish.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where is it dangling?