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Dak has WORST STAT in NFL history, Caleb COMES OUT strong & NFL Week 2 100% Lock Predictions · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on today's show, we're going to give you
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  Speaker 1: a stat that'll show you how much Dak Prescott sucks
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  Speaker 1: at playing quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also how much you suck at analyzing football
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  Speaker 2: if you haven't figured.
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  Speaker 3: That out already. Now roll the intro.
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  Speaker 1: Coming to you live from Philly. It's the number one
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  Speaker 3: Yo, yo, yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Polly Fusco here with Tony Fusco and Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Yo. Huge show today.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to tell you about an NFL ruling that
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  Speaker 1: truly changes everything, you know? And we're also going to
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  Speaker 1: give you Tony's week two predictions at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the show in order to maximize our YouTube watch time.
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  Speaker 1: But hold on a moment, Tony. Our producer, On my
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  Speaker 1: screen here. Once again, not in his studio because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to actually do his job.
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  Speaker 3: What's he doing? Show up at a work. Where the
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  Speaker 3: hell are you? Where are you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 3: You finally got deported.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My only worry is that they're going to send them
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  Speaker 3: back here, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing in Argentina?
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  Speaker 4: I'm recording the show. The rest is none of your business.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he went to Argentina because he got rejected by
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  Speaker 1: every single woman in North America, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to have to rename the country Virgentina.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good one, Dodie. Anyway, let's just ignore him because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we got so much to get to. But
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  Speaker 1: before that, you know, this is to you out there.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Dodie? They got to hype.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Hype.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the opposite of what people feel when they
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  Speaker 2: see our producer.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, all right. Enough of that. Let's get right into
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  Speaker 1: our top story. First out the gate, the Eagles coming
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  Speaker 1: out strong, defeating the Commanders by a decisive score of 24-22.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't even close. Wasn't even close.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: But the story we got to start with, the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 1: they lost to the Giants, the same team they lost
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  Speaker 1: to in week 18 of last season. So they just
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  Speaker 1: basically picked up right where they left off, didn't they, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's a real bad look for Dak right
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  Speaker 2: now because he's now on a nine-month losing streak this year. Now,
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  Speaker 2: you may say, what are you talking about? This was
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  Speaker 2: the first game of the year. But that's because you're
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  Speaker 2: dumb and don't know how years work. You see, Dak
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  Speaker 2: played the Giants on January 4th, which if you look
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  Speaker 2: at any calendar, you'll see that January 4th was also
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  Speaker 2: in the year.
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  Speaker 3: 2026, which means he's now lost.
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  Speaker 2: Two consecutive starts this year because it's still 2026 and
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  Speaker 2: he hasn't played in any other games. Meanwhile, you can't
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  Speaker 2: say that about Cowboys practice squad quarterback Joe Milton. Milton
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  Speaker 2: led Dallas to two victories this year in 2026, winning
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  Speaker 2: just as recently as August 22nd. You know, that's only
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  Speaker 2: a few weeks ago. And he even beat the Seahawks,
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  Speaker 2: the reigning Super Bowl champions. So if you ask me,
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  Speaker 2: Joe Milton is clearly the better option at quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: Great points all around that, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And while we're talking QB play, a so-called controversial ruling
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  Speaker 1: in the Saints-Lions game when people claim that Lions QB
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  Speaker 1: Jared Goff fumbled the ball when.
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  Speaker 3: He was in the backfield.
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  Speaker 1: But, you know, then the refs came in and overruled
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  Speaker 1: it and called it an incomplete pass because the officials said, well,
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  Speaker 1: based on his arm motion, it was clear that he
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  Speaker 1: intended to throw the pass. And that's all that matters. And, well,
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  Speaker 1: I completely agree with this call. Don't you, Tony?
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody who watches this show, you know, which is everybody,
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  Speaker 2: knows that the NFL keeps a stat called.
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  Speaker 3: Intended air yards.
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  Speaker 2: And that shows you it's not about what actually happens
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  Speaker 2: on a play, but what the quarterback intended to happen
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  Speaker 2: on a play and intending to do something is all
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  Speaker 2: that matters.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I was just having this conversation the other day.
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  Speaker 2: I got this letter in the mail from the IRS
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  Speaker 2: that I'm now under audit for not paying my taxes
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  Speaker 2: for 11 straight years. Well, I turned around and immediately
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  Speaker 2: sent them a note right back saying, I've been intending
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  Speaker 2: to do my taxes and I just haven't gotten around
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  Speaker 2: to doing it yet. So, you know, that's done now
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  Speaker 2: and off my plate.
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  Speaker 3: Yup. Conversation over.
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  Speaker 4: Over.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Tony, I don't think a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: out there are seeing the big picture here, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because I keep checking these.
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  Speaker 3: Sports stat websites, you know, and I don't.
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  Speaker 1: See any stat out there for intended completion percentage, you know,
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  Speaker 1: which would... accurately measure how many passes a quarterback intends
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  Speaker 1: to complete.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Because personally, I think that would be a more accurate reflection.
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  Speaker 1: So I went ahead, Tony. I actually ran the numbers
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  Speaker 1: for intended completion percentage.
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  Speaker 3: Look at this. Jared Goff is actually tied with.
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz for number two in intended completion percentage with
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  Speaker 1: an impressive 99.9%.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. But look who's number one. No surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts with an NFL record 100%. Just absolutely perfect
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  Speaker 1: intentions all the time.
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  Speaker 3: All the time.
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  Speaker 1: On the subject, we just mentioned Carson Wentz. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he stepped in for the Vikings after Kyla Murray went
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  Speaker 1: down with an injury because, you know, he's tiny. And
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  Speaker 1: Wentz led Minnesota to a victory over Green Bay. But, Tony, again,
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  Speaker 1: no surprise here. We saw this coming out of Wentz,
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  Speaker 1: didn't we?
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  Speaker 2: What's the most important thing a quarterback can be?
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  Speaker 3: A Super Bowl winner. Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: And as you can clearly see on his Wikipedia page,
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  Speaker 2: Carson Wentz is the Super Bowl winning quarterback. Now, Wentz
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  Speaker 2: knows the feeling of what it's like to win a
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, even though he experienced.
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  Speaker 2: It while stretched out on a hospital bed and watching
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  Speaker 2: it on a 20-inch TV that was mounted on the
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  Speaker 2: corner of the ceiling.
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  Speaker 3: But shame on you.
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  Speaker 2: If you say that doesn't count because there are many
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  Speaker 2: ways to win a Super Bowl. And according to Wikipedia,
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  Speaker 2: that's clearly one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you think about it, that's actually a
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  Speaker 1: more impressive way to win a Super Bowl, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because Carson Wentz was.
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  Speaker 3: Injured, immobile, hospitalized, you know, near death.
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  Speaker 1: And yet he still figured out a path to victory.
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  Speaker 1: That's called the will to win, Tony, you know, being
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  Speaker 1: healthy and on the field, able to play.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's easy.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody can do that. But winning when you're injured, can't walk.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: That's rarefied A, you know? Absolutely. Couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, another QB we have to give our
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  Speaker 1: props to as well.
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  Speaker 3: Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Four total TDs, beating the Panthers 59-37, the highest combined
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  Speaker 1: week one score ever in NFL history.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Again, Tony, you know, we saw this coming too, didn't we?
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 2: We've been waiting for Caleb Williams to come out this season.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And he came out strong.
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  Speaker 2: The way he was throwing those balls all over the field,
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  Speaker 2: trying to get those balls to every open receiver he
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  Speaker 2: could find, finding those holes and penetrating them. That was
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  Speaker 2: just pure Caleb Williams doing what he loves most. And
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  Speaker 2: it was clear the Panthers D wasn't too big for
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  Speaker 2: him to handle and that he could handle even bigger D's.
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  Speaker 2: I just hope he has the protection that he needs.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the offensive line.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Terrific analysis, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And now to Aaron Rodgers, who went on a podcast
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  Speaker 1: and claimed that his ex-fiancee, Shailene Woodley, when they were
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  Speaker 1: about to get married, she told him before that that
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  Speaker 1: she needed to first, well, make love to another guy.
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  Speaker 3: Now, a lot of people had a problem with this.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. Did you, Tony? No, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: You know, frankly, this just shows that Shailene Woodley understands
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  Speaker 2: how football works. and also relationship history. He's good for
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  Speaker 2: maybe one year tops before he gets hurt, either physically or.
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  Speaker 3: Emotionally, and can't perform.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Shailene had to scout a backup, and frankly,
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  Speaker 2: I want to know who the other guy was, because
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  Speaker 2: if I had to guess, it would be Nick Foles, because.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know. Say no more, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, to some football media news, people were complaining about
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  Speaker 1: the CBS pregame show because in the middle of talking
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  Speaker 1: about football, they suddenly turned and started talking about Arby's
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  Speaker 1: Steak Nuggets for two minutes right in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now, You know, people were saying, as they should, that
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  Speaker 1: this was gross, obvious promotion.
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  Speaker 3: I happen to agree. Don't you, Tony? Of course.
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  Speaker 2: When you do sponsored content, you have to be subtle.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you have to bake it right into the
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  Speaker 2: show so the audience doesn't even know that it's happening.
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  Speaker 3: Reminds me.
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  Speaker 1: Of these, you know, perfectly baked Ritz crackers, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Just coarse. Great for any occasion. Any occasion.
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  Speaker 1: Especially when you're... Talking football on a show and just
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  Speaker 1: want a great.
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  Speaker 3: Baked treat, you know? Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And also a lot like these baked lays. What's more
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  Speaker 2: football than sitting with an open bag of baked lays? Which,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, has 50% less salt than a regular
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  Speaker 2: bag of chips.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't agree more, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, just in case you're wondering, both
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  Speaker 1: Ritz and Bake Lays, they're both available in the snack.
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  Speaker 3: Aisle at your local grocer store there.
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  Speaker 4: Yup.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what? You people aren't going to believe
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  Speaker 2: this right now. It's crazy. But what we did right there,
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  Speaker 2: that was an ad. In fact, that was two ads.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, two ads. And you probably didn't even notice. Probably
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  Speaker 3: didn't even notice.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: That's how you do it.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, one more thing we got to get to hit
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  Speaker 1: college football here because Texas QB Arch Manning had to
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: apologize for admitting that he laughed at this AI generated
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  Speaker 1: video of Texas coach Steve Sarkeesian slapping ESPN reporter Holly Rowe. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Even though the video was clearly fake, I
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  Speaker 1: do think this was a much needed apology.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you, Tony? I totally agree.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's never okay to laugh at such a
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  Speaker 2: reckless display of graphic violence like that one.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: You know, we've seen this situation before.
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  Speaker 2: Like when there were those videos circulating of that roadrunner
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  Speaker 2: doing terrible things to this coyote.
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  Speaker 4: Terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Painting a fake tunnel on the side of the road
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  Speaker 2: that the coyote thinks is a real tunnel and then
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  Speaker 2: smashes into it face first, turning his whole body into
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  Speaker 2: an accordion while the roadrunner just sits there smiling and says, meep, meep,
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  Speaker 2: just not funny at all.
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  Speaker 3: Just not funny in the slightest, Tony. Very well said.
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  Speaker 1: And talking about well said, we'll get ready for this.
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  Speaker 1: We got Tony's week two NFL predictions coming right up.
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  Speaker 3: After the break. All right, we're back from break. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: there it is. You know what that means. It's time
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  Speaker 3: to get out your Fusco bet app. Let's play some
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  Speaker 3: big bets.
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  Speaker 1: Tony is going to give you his can't miss, can't
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  Speaker 1: lose bets for the week with his week two predictions.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tony, let's get it started with Lions at Bills.
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  Speaker 2: Now that the NFL has ruled that Jared Goff can
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  Speaker 2: get credit for any pass he intends to throw, whether
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  Speaker 2: the ball actually leaves his hands and goes forward or
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  Speaker 2: goes backwards 20 yards, I like the Lions to go
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  Speaker 2: big here.
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  Speaker 3: Lions 87, Bills 12. Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons.
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  Speaker 2: Tua could potentially start, and that's bad news for Atlanta. However,
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  Speaker 2: because his brain is heavily concussed, I see Atlanta using
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  Speaker 2: that to their advantage. On Sunday, they'll tell Tua that
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  Speaker 2: it's actually Saturday and there's no game and he can
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  Speaker 2: sleep in, successfully keeping him off the field. Final score,
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  Speaker 2: Panthers 30, Falcons still only 7.
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  Speaker 3: Vikings at Bears.
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  Speaker 2: I liked how Caleb Williams came out strong last week,
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  Speaker 2: and I think his coming out party will continue. He'll
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  Speaker 2: be hurling his balls all over the place to every
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  Speaker 2: open and eligible receiver he can find. Meanwhile, Super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: champion Carson Wentz, it's in his Wikipedia, look it up,
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  Speaker 2: will do his best. But Caleb Williams will gobble that
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  Speaker 2: big Vikings D right up.
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  Speaker 3: Bears 69, Vikings 30. Steelers at Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: Now that we know Patriots owner Robert Kraft blocked McLemore
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  Speaker 2: from performing at Gillette Stadium, it's clear he can control
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  Speaker 2: who's actually allowed to play there.
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  Speaker 3: And I think there's a strong.
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  Speaker 2: Possibility that he blocks the entire Steelers team from being
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  Speaker 2: allowed inside the stadium. Patriots 3, Steelers 0.
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  Speaker 3: Browns at Buccaneers.
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  Speaker 2: We still can't confirm who will start at quarterback for
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  Speaker 2: the Browns. Not because of Todd Munkin's decisions, but because
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  Speaker 2: we're still not 100% sure if Deshaun Watson is allowed
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  Speaker 2: to cross state lines.
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  Speaker 3: So TBD on this one. Commanders at Cowboys.
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  Speaker 2: If the Cowboys bench Dak Prescott for practice squad quarterback
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  Speaker 2: Joe Milton, who absolutely dominated the preseason, I see the
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys winning 35-6. But if the Cowboys choose to start
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  Speaker 2: Dak Prescott, which would be a bold choice given he's
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  Speaker 2: on a nine-month losing streak, having not won since December 2025,
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  Speaker 2: I see the Commanders winning 35-6.
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  Speaker 3: Six to two.
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  Speaker 2: Eagles at Titans. You know, I'm a little concerned about
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  Speaker 2: this one. Jalen Hurts seemed quite limited in the second
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  Speaker 2: half last week against the Commanders. And Saquon Barkley still
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  Speaker 2: hasn't found his stride and is struggling to gain yardage
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  Speaker 2: like he used to. Also, Landon Dickerson is injured, leaving
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  Speaker 2: a huge hole on the offensive line. And first-round pick
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  Speaker 2: Makai Lemon just looked overwhelmed last week in his rookie debut.
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  Speaker 2: which all leaves some very real concerns about this team. However,
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  Speaker 2: they are playing the Titans who just got blown out
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  Speaker 2: by the Jets. So I predict the final score will
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  Speaker 2: be Eagles 96, Titans 3.
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  Speaker 3: Book it. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Tony's official week two predictions.
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  Speaker 3: And what a way to wrap up the show. Don't
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  Speaker 3: forget to visit the merch store. Buy all the merch.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Talking about someone I would like to wrap up in
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: seaweed and dump in the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: In the ocean. Produce a J. What?
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  Speaker 4: Corrections.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: Go. You think the NFL is right for saying Jared
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  Speaker 4: Goff didn't fumble the ball because he tended to throw
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  Speaker 4: a forward pass?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, that's the rule, bro. Yeah. Read the rule book.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean it's a good rule. Just because a
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  Speaker 4: quarterback intends to throw a wall that somehow is a pass.
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  Speaker 4: That rule makes no sense.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, um, you know what I intend to throw you
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  Speaker 1: off my balcony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And here's a rule that does make sense. Shut
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  Speaker 2: the fuck up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up.
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  Speaker 3: Still talking.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: He's still going. What?
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  Speaker 4: You said Dak is on a nine-month losing streak because
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  Speaker 4: he lost the game against the Giants last week and
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  Speaker 4: he lost the game to them in January? Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Nine months, bro. Check the calendar, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's not how streaks work. You can't just say
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  Speaker 4: it's a nine-month losing streak when he didn't play any
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  Speaker 4: games from February to August. He didn't play in one game. Oh, yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Well, you're going to play in a game after the show.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: The game's called Dodge My Car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what always has a streak? Your shit-filled underwear.
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  Speaker 4: Oh! Now, shut up.
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  Speaker 3: He's still talking.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Go!
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  Speaker 3: You keep saying....
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  Speaker 4: Superbowl winning quarterback. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Check Wikipedia, bro. It says it right there, bro.
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  Speaker 4: He was injured after week 14 and didn't play in
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  Speaker 4: the Superbowl. So I don't care what Wikipedia says. You
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  Speaker 4: can't call Carson Wentz a Superbowl winning quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Well, um, they're going to call me awesome
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  Speaker 1: Wentz after I set fire to your apartment.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what you can be called? A
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: penisless virgin. Oh, you're done me, Shady.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Talking about Super Bowl winning quarterbacks, Tony, just in time.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Just booked on the show next week. Super Bowl hero,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Eagles legend, Nick Foles. Wow, that's huge.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Don't forget, you rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: You like, you subscribe, and you hype. Okay? It's the
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: new thing. You do it. Yup.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: And talking about doing it, Tony, great job as always.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show. There you go.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: We'll see you people next week. See ya.